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Tesla Model 3 Teardown Reveals a 'Symphony of Engineering,' 30 Percent Profit Margin (bloomberg.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Bloomberg: Munro & Associates, a small Detroit-area firm that disassembles new cars and analyzes them down to the nuts and bolts, came out in April with damning findings that the Model 3 was poorly built and -- even worse for Tesla's long-term outlook -- costly to build. On that second point, at least, founder Sandy Munro has reversed course. Upon further analysis, his firm has found that the sedan can be profitable. It may even have the potential to make a 30 percent margin, which would be unmatched by any other other battery-powered vehicle. Munro said the systems that impressed him most were the tight integration of circuit board components, which he calls "a symphony of engineering," and the efficiency of the battery developed by Tesla and Panasonic Corp. Munro also pointed to a comprehensive side-by-side comparison of the parts and materials used by the Model 3, General Motors Co.'s Chevrolet Bolt, and BMW AG's i3, in which the Model 3 comes out favorably. The report echoes a teardown published in June by German magazine WirtschaftsWoche, which found that the Model 3 costs about $28,000 to build -- $18,000 for materials and $10,000 for production.

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  1. That's what he says NOW... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1, Troll

    ...but it's quite possible Munro just didn't want to be baselessly accused of pedophilia for the crime of criticizing his holy Muskness.

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    1. Re:That's what he says NOW... by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For the benefit of the mods who think the above is a troll, I'm referring to an incident on Sunday in which Musk accused the diver who saved the kids trapped in caves in Thailand a pedophile because he said Musk's submarine wouldn't have helped. It was a bizarre baseless attack on a legit hero.

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    2. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Rei · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The rest of the car was a piece of shit.

      That's not what he said at all.

      My favourite part (although other teardowns had already discovered this) was the battery pack. The more capable you want to make your BMS, the more individual cell connections and wires you need, the more the per-cell circuitry, etc. Every connection, every wire, every circuit, etc adds expense, so there's a strong incentive to have as few connections as possible. Tesla gets around this by having the battery pack be basically two gigantic, two meter long PCBs. The cells are like capacitors on a huge motherboard. They can route power wherever they want, whenever they want, and do whatever they want to it. Cell balancing is essentially always perfect, to within the degree of measurement error.

      Summing up all of his videos: Munro had some issues with the build quality of the first car he tore down (one of the first off the line), and tore into Tesla over that (making him popular among shorts... making his statement now about eating crow all the more amusing). He tore down more Model 3s later, and noted that the build quality improved over time. Even early on, though, even before he started getting into the electronics, he said the performance and handling was incredible. He stated in particular that whoever designed the suspension could be a Formula 1 prince.

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    3. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Train0987 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You've inadvertently illustrated one of the problems with the Model 3. How many different revisions of this thing are there and how much more difficult does that make them to repair? What differentiates Rev A, Rev B, etc? That's going to make long-term maintenance, repair and restoration a nightmare. That's why every other car manufacturer settles on a design and sticks with it for a full model year before releasing a new revision.

    4. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You don't understand. Tesla uses an agile process and keeps improving. If you got an early one it might be bad but just go buy another. The ones they make in the tent are really good ones

    5. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A white living in Thailand.

    6. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not a Musk fan boy and CLEARLY those posts are off topic so I think he deserves to be modded down.

    7. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A white living in Thailand.

      Well, that does make him sound like a pedo.

    8. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this applies to every car made. go to get parts from a store, and they ask if it was before this date, or after that date, and i'm not talking about model years, i'm talking withing the same model year? you obviously don't know much about cars, specifically what even a backyard mechanic would know. they constantly revise even on the assembly line. you legit hate tesla, like most here, and want musk to lose. point to any car manufacturer that has never had assembly line problems, mechanical problems, recalls for any myriad of reasons and this does not even count the flaws they choose not to recall. you haters will hate no matter what.

    9. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you haven't, there are no off-topic mods on the OP, just overrated and troll.

    10. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've inadvertently illustrated one of the problems with the Model 3. How many different revisions of this thing are there and how much more difficult does that make them to repair? What differentiates Rev A, Rev B, etc? That's going to make long-term maintenance, repair and restoration a nightmare. That's why every other car manufacturer settles on a design and sticks with it for a full model year before releasing a new revision.

      Based on the amount of recalls the rest of the industry suffers through year after year, maybe the other manufacturers are doing it wrong. And no, "because we've always done it that way" is not a viable reason. It's a bullshit excuse used by those who are adverse to any type of change.

      And it hardly makes long-term maintenance a "nightmare", or at least not a nightmare for the consumer. First off, it's a Tesla. Your average garage monkey sure as hell isn't turning a wrench on it, so the lion share of the maintenance/repair work will likely be done by Tesla, who should be able to handle revision differences like any other manufacturer does.

    11. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is Musk is racist? Assuming that a white person living in Thailand must be there to abuse children sounds pretty racist to me.

    12. Re:That's what he says NOW... by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Nope it’s a Kia quality piece of shit.

      The couple Model 3s I've seen up close on the street didn't have any obvious external flaws but it's clear that Tesla's quality control is very erratic.
      That has to change. They are or have become capable of building cars well but the constant deathmarch to ever greater production is a serious detriment to quality.

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    13. Re:That's what he says NOW... by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

      Exactly. This is different from the Nissan Leaf which uses wires strung everywhere instead of a PCB. As a result they can't balance the cells and the range is limited as an end result. The best thing about using a PCB is you can simply make the PCB bigger in the next iteration and add more cells. This is similar to adding more cores to a microprocessor.

    14. Re:That's what he says NOW... by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      WRONG. Tesla owners are ranked as the most satisfied owners of all the manufacturers and recalls are non-existent. If you visit the Tesla owners message boards you will see nothing but happy owners. Tesla quality is unmatched in the industry.

    15. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      You've inadvertently illustrated one of the problems with the Model 3. How many different revisions of this thing are there and how much more difficult does that make them to repair? What differentiates Rev A, Rev B, etc? That's going to make long-term maintenance, repair and restoration a nightmare. That's why every other car manufacturer settles on a design and sticks with it for a full model year before releasing a new revision.

      Does it matter? Order yours now and you can be sure it will be even better than the one that's already a "symphony of engineering".

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    16. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is South African.

    17. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Can you stick to facts when acting as a paid shill in the future?

      https://www.cnbc.com/2018/03/29/tesla-recalls-123000-model-s-cars-over-potential-power-steering-failure-reports.html

    18. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And he was praising a motherboard actually manufactured by Nvidia.

    19. Re:That's what he says NOW... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Jalopnik viciously despises Elon Musk.

    20. Re:That's what he says NOW... by religionofpeas · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If he acknowledges that the build quality has improved between first and current models, I wouldn't call that "eating crow". Except perhaps if you mean on Tesla's part.

    21. Re: That's what he says NOW... by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      That was a minor issue which was fixed by an over-the-air software update.

    22. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Train0987 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Customer satisfaction has nothing to do with recalls and you know that.

      In March Tesla was forced to recall half the cars it had ever produced: https://www.nbcnews.com/busine...

      That was just ONE issue. When the tent models start being delivered you can expect far more quality problems.

    23. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2, Informative

      because he said Musk's submarine wouldn't have helped. It was a bizarre baseless attack on a legit hero.

      Well... actually, he told Musk to shove it up his arse- which is a little more harsh than just saying "it wouldn't help".

        It doesn't justify Musk's response which is libelous, and orders of magnitude worse; but it's only fair to point out that he WAS goading Musk- this wasn't just constructive criticism. Stocks in Musk's companies fell as a result; I think that's a fair punishment for his crime of being a barsteward.

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    24. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not a paid shill, he's a troll. I believe he's currently trolling Rei since Rei cannot accept anything negative spoken about Musk or Tesla. He's usually one of the most vocal critics of Musk.

    25. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Train0987 · · Score: 1

      "this applies to every car made. go to get parts from a store, and they ask if it was before this date, or after that date, and i'm not talking about model years, i'm talking withing the same model year?"

      Say what? I've never experienced that and would be shocked that any modern production car has that issue. Supercars maybe, but not mass-produced daily drivers like the Model 3 wants to be.

      This is probably one of the reasons a Tesla can only be serviced by one of their sparse service centers and not the average mechanic (another drawback to owning one).

    26. Re:That's what he says NOW... by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      Not really. Tesla continues to refine their production process. The currently lines are producing cars with fit and finish unmatched in the industry. I don't know what you mean by "tent models". There is nothing wrong with building cars in Sprung buildings http://www.sprung.com/sprung-a.... They are rather cool.

    27. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Train0987 · · Score: 1, Troll

      " so the lion share of the maintenance/repair work will likely be done by Tesla"

      Which is another reason not to own a Tesla. Who pays the tow fee for the mostly several-hundred mile trek to a regional service center?

    28. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Train0987 · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. Every day there are both positive and negative articles about Tesla and Musk on Jalopnik. The Musk cult is so over the top Jalopnik even had to address the issue a few weeks ago.

    29. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      South Africa is a country, not a race. White is a race. And unless Musk is using some amazing makeup in all media produced containing him, he's white.

    30. Re:That's what he says NOW... by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      This is probably one of the reasons a Tesla can only be serviced by one of their sparse service centers and not the average mechanic (another drawback to owning one).

      No, that's just the consequence of EV vs ICE. There's not as much overlap in parts that require servicing.

    31. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it hardly makes long-term maintenance a "nightmare", or at least not a nightmare for the consumer. First off, it's a Tesla. Your average garage monkey sure as hell isn't turning a wrench on it, so the lion share of the maintenance/repair work will likely be done by Tesla, who should be able to handle revision differences like any other manufacturer does.

      Sounds like you're the one who knows nothing about auto repair and maintenance, there is a LOT of stuff in a Tesla that has nothing to do with the electric motor and drivetrain that is little to no different than in any other car. A Tesla still has the same sort of hydraulic brakes, suspension components, isolating bushings, wheel bearings, etc so a "average garage monkey" will still have a lot that they can do on one. I watched a DIY video the other day on YouTube of someone installing different shocks and lowering springs on their Model S, it was no different than on any other car.

      Revisions do happen rather rarely in most car models: I recently did suspension work on my 2006 Lexus and it was easy to get parts including replacement nuts and bolts as pretty much nothing had changed between 2006 and 2013, with only a few "superceded by part number xxxx" which was still pretty much the same part and fit in the same way, all that likely changed was the material in the part (like the grade of steel used or such). Of course Toyota has it down to a science unlike some other car manufacturers.

    32. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Train0987 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I can't tell if you're trolling or not. A friend had his Model 3 delivered a month ago and its fit and finish is worse than any car I've seen from a major manufacturer since the early 1980's..

    33. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't know why you would call a KIA shit. They actually give a 7-year warranty on their cars, unmatched in the industry. The reason? The cars just run. Sure, they are boring cars but they work...

    34. Re:That's what he says NOW... by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      I think that's true of every car from major manufacturers. I assume that's why you sometimes need information like VIN number when ordering replacement parts.

      I once owned a Mazda GLC that had every emissions control known to man. The emissions setup didn't match the shop manual, or the emissions sticker under the hood. I assume that it was built when they were in the process of switching from one configuration to another and I ended up with parts for both. Unfortunately, I only discovered all that AFTER I had disconnected all the hardware in order to replace a head gasket and was starting to reassemble the thing.

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    35. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever your views on Musk, you've gotta agree he's a magnificent barsteward.

    36. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Fixed rusting bolts with a software update? That's magic!

    37. Re: That's what he says NOW... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You jest but that's what a lot of people did with the Model X. Demanded a buy-back on the early one, and bought another.

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    38. Re:That's what he says NOW... by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Say what? I've never experienced that and would be shocked that any modern production car has that issue. Supercars maybe, but not mass-produced daily drivers like the Model 3 wants to be.

      He may be overexaggerating with "withing the same model year" but just take a look at the ninth generation Chevy Impala.
      You can't go much more mass produced than that. And they were churning out updates and changes every year.
      Also, note the variety in engine setups. And the dates of their use. That's probably where the "within the same model year" thing comes from.

      You have to have an excuse why you're still selling a decade old design. And you can't rely on cosmetic touch-ups alone.
      And all cars usually come in several variants.
      After all, why wouldn't they sell you a version with a more powerful engine if you can afford it, even though the base model has a weaker setup?

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    39. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Type44Q · · Score: 4, Funny

      overexaggerating

      Not trying to be disagreeable but it's possible that he was merely exaggerating...

    40. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fit and finish on my model 3 delivered 3 months ago is just fine! OMG, quality is going down! Sell Sell SELL.

    41. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      ...because he said Musk's submarine wouldn't have helped

      Cognitive failure: We don't know why Musk called him that... but only a moron (well, lots of them) would assume that he didn't have a good reason.

    42. Re:That's what he says NOW... by squiggleslash · · Score: 2

      One side makes a throwaway rude comment about the desirability of a certain "solution", the other makes a serious accusation against the first of one of the worst crimes in existence. Both sides!

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    43. Re:That's what he says NOW... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      And such an incident in Thailand has nothing to do with the Tesla 3 production costs. So I've modded both posts as off topic.

      So you neither understood either the article (which is about someone reviewing the Tesla 3's engineering and changing their mind after previously rating such engineering negatively, not about "production costs") or the joke (which is about why this person changed their mind)? But you feel you're qualified to moderate posts?

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    44. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The diver was entirely justified in whatever language he chose to dismiss Musk with. His colleague died just days before attempting to do what he was going to attempt.

      Then comes in an arbitrary Billionaire with nothing to lose using the event as a PR stunt. Musk was called out on his bald-face sychophantism toward the public and he responded with calling the person who put his life in very serious danger to save the children a pedophile for doing so.

      Disgusting. Worse than Trump levels of behavior by the "benevolent billionaire." His power has corrupted him.

    45. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Train0987 · · Score: 1

      "And they were churning out updates and changes every year."

      That's exactly what I said. Major manufacturers stick with one design for a model year. It's easy to go to AutoZone and ask for Part X for a 2015 Impala and not have any confusion. The same can't be said for a Model 3. How are the different revisions delineated? As far as I know the VIN's aren't even sequential.

    46. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Improving and making a better product over time as you trim in your production is "eating crow"? You've got some seriously strange definitions going there, pea-brain.

    47. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Off topic, and yes, I am "qualified" you stupid commie. Deal with it.

    48. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's such a thing as people who appreciate the acceleration of EV adoption and tech development, the associated development of tech for the grid, or the push for ability to get to Mars. "fanboi" is rhetorical shite.

    49. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla was not forced to recall those cars. It was a voluntary recall, they initiated, after finding a potential corrosion problem in a steering bolt in very cold climates in areas using calcium or magnesium road salts, that had not resulted in any car losing control. At no point were they forced by anyone to recall cars because of this, they did it to prevent a potential problem in the future.

      As a contrast, GM was forced to recall cars over the ignition switch issue that had killed over a dozen people and injured hundreds more over the 9 years they knew about it and did nothing.

    50. Re:That's what he says NOW... by dasunt · · Score: 1

      You've inadvertently illustrated one of the problems with the Model 3. How many different revisions of this thing are there and how much more difficult does that make them to repair? What differentiates Rev A, Rev B, etc? That's going to make long-term maintenance, repair and restoration a nightmare.

      It isn't too unusual in autos and other motor vehicles to have different parts between cars of the same model year. They've been doing this forever - I have a forty year old motor vehicle where the carb can be one of two models.

    51. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you assume he has a good reason? Occam's razor.

    52. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Rei · · Score: 1

      Are you really unable to spot when you're being trolled, or are you just playing along?

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    53. Re:That's what he says NOW... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      See: Volkswagen Mark III Jetta / Golf / Cabrio. from 1993 to some time in 1996 they used ODB-I engines and had completely different engine management. In the middle of the 1996 model year they switched to ODB-II engines and everything that goes with it. Then they made a switch mid-1999 to many of the drivetrain components that would be in the Mark IV models from 2000, but had the same Mark-III chassis and body.

      And that's just off the top of my head, and VW wasn't the first to do that shit by a long shot.

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    54. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is probably one of the reasons a Tesla can only be serviced by one of their sparse service centers and not the average mechanic (another drawback to owning one).

      No that's mostly vendor-lock-in sort of nonsense like what Volkswagen tries to pull when insisting that going anywhere else will void your warranty. Unless something needs to be done with the actual electric motors or battery pack any other mechanic can work on the whole rest of the car. Yes it doesn't need oil changes but there are still brakes to occasionally service, suspension components wear out, etc.

    55. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't remember if it was 2016 or 2017 that they changed the so-called "dogbone" mount slightly mid-way through the model year on the VW GTI. I wound up having to stretch my phone under the car to take a photo of it to identify for sure which I had.

    56. Re:That's what he says NOW... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Go to the same store and ask for something fairly routine for a 1999 Volkswagen Golf or Jetta, such as a coil pack. They will absolutely ask you for when it was manufactured from the label on the driver's door sill - if it's after September 1998, it's a Mark-IV with very different engines and a new body style. The 1999 model manufactured before September was the same Mark-III as 1996 - 1998 with the ODB2 engine (1993 - 1995 used ODB1 variants of the same engines, the rest of the car otherwise being the same).

      So no, the second biggest manufacturer of automobiles doesn't even subscribe to your "sticking with one design for a model year." And that's an example off the top of my head.

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    57. Re:That's what he says NOW... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      [Citation Needed]

      Never mind, you can't, because you can't cite your descending colon as a source.

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    58. Re:That's what he says NOW... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I know when I've sat in one of the same kind of buildings at small airports, the thing practically fell down while I was just enjoying a bloody mary!

      No wait, it was just like being in any other building ever. And this was a small airport at 6500 feet above sea level in the Rockies, where they get a bit of weather the Bay Area never sees.

      This isn't a god damn Boy Scout tent we're talking about. And it was a couple hundred feet from where they operate jet aircraft, which tend to make a bit of wind on their own.

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    59. Re:That's what he says NOW... by q_e_t · · Score: 1

      In Europe the 'car year' isn't aligned to the calendar year,

    60. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Socguy · · Score: 1

      2nd hand anecdotal 'evidence' is worthless.

    61. Re:That's what he says NOW... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      It's not in North America either. Both the last year of the Mark III Jetta / Golf and the first year of the Mark IV are called "1999" with the cutoff being some time in September. Only way for a parts dealer to know is if you enter the VIN and they decode the chassis style.

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    62. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla share price fell, in line with general market decline and a bit more because oil prices fell a lot of as well - cheaper oil makes Tesla cars less attractive in comparison to cars with internal combustion engines.

      Although today Tesla's share price is up a lot more than it fell - it's the highest it's been in a couple of weeks.

    63. Re: That's what he says NOW... by ciaran.mchale · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A lot of Vern Unsworth's criticisms of Elon Musk are contradicted by many of Elon Musk's tweets (most of which pre-date the criticisms).

      During a video interview, Vern Unsworth was asked for his opinion on Musk's submarine, and he responded, "He can stick his submarine where it hurts. It just had absolutely no chance of working. He had no conception of what the cave passage was like. The submarine, I believe, was about 5 foot 5 inches long, rigid, so it wouldn't have gone round corners, or around any obstacles. It wouldn't have made the first 50 metres into the cave from the dive start point. Just a PR stunt." The interviewer then asked, "But he went into the cave, Tuesday?" Vern Unsworth responded, "And was asked to leave very quickly. And so he should have been."

      From what I read on Elon Musk's twitter feed: (1) Musk had exchanged emails with at least one of the cave divers (Musk posted a copy of the emails on his twitter feed) showing that the diver(s) wanted Musk to develop the submarine as a back-up rescue option; (2) Musk got confirmation from the diver(s) that the planned submarine was small/slim enough to be navigated around tight bends in the tunnels; (3) Musk not only made the initial submarine, but also made (or at least planned to make) a second submarine that was 30cm shorter (thus making it more nimble), plus an inflatable dummy which could be used on a dry run to test that the real submarines could successfully make the journey without risk of causing a blockage (if the inflatable dummy gets jammed in a tight corner, then just puncture it to remove it); (4) a team of SpaceX engineers worked for about 48 hours almost non-stop to develop the submarine; (5) Musk used a swimming pool near the SpaceX factory to carry out a test of the submarine's manoeuvrability before flying it to Thailand; (6) contrary to what Vern Unsworth claimed about Musk being asked to leave the cave, Musk tweeted, "Only people in sight were the Thai navy/army guys, who were great. Their navy seals escorted us in - total opposite of wanting us to leave".

      I also read somewhere (either on Elon Musk's twitter feed or in a newspaper article) that another company had also been asked to see if it would be possible to make a small enough submarine, but the other company was unable to do so.

      One newspaper article stated that Vern Unsworth is a caver with detailed knowledge of the cave system but is not a diver. This might go some way towards explaining the disconnect between Musk's and Unsworth's viewpoints: Musk had been in contact with divers who believed the submarine could work, and that its dimensions made it nimble enough for the tight corners and passages, and encouraged Musk (and a second company) to develop it as a backup rescue option; but perhaps those divers had not discussed this submarine backup plan with Unsworth, so Unsworth had assumed incorrectly that Musk didn't know enough to be able to help with the rescue". If this is true, then it could be argued that Vern Unsworth's comments were gratuitously insulting, untrue, and even defamatory. After all, despite Musk agreeing specifications with the divers, apparently he managed to develop something that was not fit for purpose. To me, that sounds like Unsworth was claiming Musk is an incompetent engineer. It is unsurprising that Elon Musk lost his temper and chose to respond with (presumably) untrue and defamatory insults. Unfortunate, but unsurprising.

    64. Re:That's what he says NOW... by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      how much more difficult does that make them to repair?

      Probably not much since the rapid revisions generally occured in the first 2k-3k vehicles out of 450k. What they've done so far is just replace components with Rev D. All of the August-December cars have already had parts of their suspension replaced with the latest version. Apparently quite a few are getting some A pillar molding replaced as well.

    65. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      How many different revisions of this thing are there and how much more difficult does that make them to repair?

      Answers: "it doesn't matter" and "not at all." Knowing Musk, the design will be modular and newer revision components will be a drop-in replacement.

      It's like bitching that those Micron SO-DIMM's in your laptop are v4.1 of their product/model number: it doesn't fucking matter.

    66. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elon Musk announced a while ago (probably well over a year ago) that customers should prepare to always see Tesla's stuff continuously improve, and that it'll be common to see the latest purchasers get something better. Sort of a "Sorry guys - Something's gotta give and this is what we chose." situation.

    67. Re:That's what he says NOW... by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      That's why every other car manufacturer settles on a design and sticks with it for a full model year before releasing a new revision.

      LOL. You're clearly not someone who has ever worked on the cars you've owned.
      It's not rare for there to be 2 or 3 different sets of power train designs for a single model year on a car. Sometimes, you need to know which damn factory your car came from, and the month it rolled off the line in order to know exactly which motor you've got.
      Car manufacturers generally don't give two squirts of pass about third-party repair needs. They're considered competition to their own overpriced services, and their services could care less what changes happened when, because they can give an exact accounting of vehicle equipment with nothing but the VIN.

    68. Re:That's what he says NOW... by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      *piss

    69. Re:That's what he says NOW... by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      He may be overexaggerating with "withing the same model year"

      He wasn't. Lots of changes are made to vehicles mid-year. It's not literally every vehicle every year or anything, but if the manufacturer needs to, they do, and it's common.

    70. Re:That's what he says NOW... by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      There is *definitely* some cult of personality shit going on with Tesla/Musk and some of the cheerleaders who own his products.

      That being said, I've owned and driven a lot of cars, from a $600 Ford Probe, to a $220,000 SL65. Teslas are amongst the best vehicles I have ever driven.
      I think there's also a cult of people who hate on anything Tesla because they represent some kind of affront to some kind of conviction they hold or something. I kinda think you might be one of those people.

    71. Re: That's what he says NOW... by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      ^ This. The bang-for-buck cost analysis for Hyundais and Kias is hard to beat.

    72. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if they did nothing to improve quality, Iâ(TM)m sure you would be just fine with that, right?

      No way to win with professional haters.

    73. Re:That's what he says NOW... by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      It was completely unacceptable and so very unbecoming of someone in his position.
      Unfortunately, this kind of shit has been made mainstream by our President.
      It hasn't cost him anything, why would other powerful men think it would cost them anything?

    74. Re: That's what he says NOW... by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      but only a moron (well, lots of them) would assume that he didn't have a good reason.

      Man, that's some bad fucking logic.
      We're to give every asshole on the internet flinging accusations without a shred of evidence the benefit of the doubt?
      Our President would love that.

    75. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a 1996 Ford Aspire (built by Kia with a Ford nameplate slapped on). The thing got nearly 40 mpg on an ICE, was ridiculously spacious for how tiny it was, started every time, and is apparently still running to this day with well over 250K miles.

    76. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you really sure that Occam's Razor cuts well here?

      It is a very crude instrument. Won't the stereotype always purport to offer the simplest explanation for anything?

    77. Re:That's what he says NOW... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's Sandy Munro himself who said he has to eat crow, although i agree with your analysis of the situation. He is being excessively gracious in order to pacify Tesla's fanbase. He has given apparently honest analysis all along, and is continuing to do so, but that is apparently news these days.

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    78. Re:That's what he says NOW... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      " That's why every other car manufacturer settles on a design and sticks with it for a full model year before releasing a new revision."

      They do no such thing. Every automaker makes changes whenever they feel like it. Huge PITA but completely true. Changes get made in the middle of years all the time.

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    79. Re: That's what he says NOW... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      One of my friends rejected delivery of his model 3 because it was damaged in transport. He's got his replacement now. Seems like he benefits on multiple levels...

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    80. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't understand. Tesla uses an agile process and keeps improving. If you got an early one it might be bad but just go buy another. The ones they make in the tent are really good ones

      I'm wondering if perhaps an open source car design would ever stand a chance. I.E. this is the design. If you make money off it, you have to contribute back your changes as a configurable module to certain coding standards. To work, you would probably begin with modifications of existing cars. I suspect this is doable now, provided there is some kind of hobbyist exemption. The engine and vehicle control would be an RTOS on dedicated hardware, and it might have to be signed and blessed to be allowed, but everything else is likely not under such stringent controls. Run everything you can on standard busses like canbus (segregating as required), and what you can't put external modules that convert canbus to the other sensor and control types, so you can keep your main rtos simple.

      Actually, come to think of it, an electric vehicle design would not have to deal with all the emissions regulations, so its easier. One thing you could almost do with an electrical design is just provide a spot to drop in a standard cheap 120v window unit under the hood for air conditioning. In practice you would want a heat pump unit which might initially be custom, but no need to have something that is massively difficult to replace. Its actually amazing. Redoing a car air conditioning system is likely to cost around $1000 in parts plus all the labor if you do it end to end, yet a window air conditioner at wall mart costs $120 for similar performance. I suppose you get a few more ducts included, but that is about it. A lot of what makes cars so expensive is all the one off engineering and integrated systems. We need generic components that are, to an extent, universal plus the software that glues it all together.

      The biggest expense I see is designing control system that say control 4 independent motors and do it in a way that is provably safe. If that was open sourced, and you could prove modifications met the same criteria. The proof could be in the way of a standard supervisory system that has the ability to shut the main system down, thus moving the qualification requirements to the smaller system.

      At any rate, I think it is becoming doable, provided you can find a way to start small and initial funding.. The problem is for most cases it would make more sense to just redo an old car with old tech, or buy something and be done with it. What would the market be? Maybe a project developed by a collective of colleges that do mechanical Engineering? That way profitability wouldn't have to be a short term goal, and as you could make one off stuff more cheaply, you might be able to sell it to things like the movie industry and rich people.

      For the movie industry having a car you can precisely control the handling and such of, so scenes go like you want them to, including maybe controlled slides and such might have value. You might need to remote control it, but the open api would just make that easier.

    81. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iâ(TM)ve got an early 2002 Mazda rx8. Within 6 months of my car being rolled off the production line Mazda increased the power of the starter motor and cabling around the coils. Guess what failed on my car over the last few years, the starter motor and one of the three coils. Now replaced with the later spec ones.

    82. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These cars are becoming more like phones then cars. They already are hard to work on and spare parts are unavailable to the shade tree mechanic.

    83. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla gets around this by having the battery pack be basically two gigantic, two meter long PCBs

      WOW!!! Breaking news from famed Musk pedo boypussy Rei.
      OMFG PCBs!!!
      (Protip: PCBs have been used since the vacuum tube era).
      (bonus protip: boypussy Rei also gets extremely excited whenever he drinks water, and finds water to be wet).

      Munro had some issues with the build quality of the first car he tore down... He tore down more Model 3s later, and noted that the build quality improved over time

      John McElroy (Host): ...talk about the continuing tear down of the Tesla Model 3...
      Sandy Munro: ...I thought that this(Model 3) was one of the worst fit and finish I've seen in decades...

      Which video are you talking about?
      There's exactly ONE fucking chassis seen in the video.

      He stated in particular that whoever designed the suspension could be a Formula 1 prince.

      umm...timeline on the video where?
      But a short summary from you (boypussy Rei) on the salient points of F1/Tesla suspension design ingenuity would also be welcomed.
      Mind you Sandy Munro also confused "power" with "energy" while talking about the 2170 Li-ion so take it for what it's worth...

    84. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and GM buried its liability for said ignition switches in the Old GM that it spun off in the early 2000's. Technically the current, New GM (yes, I think those are the official names...) no longer has exposure to those liabilities.

    85. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Musk had exchanged emails with at least one of the cave divers

      As far as I can tell that is it. He was in contact with one person that wasn't flat out telling him that the idea wouldn't work and he downgraded everyone else involved to unimportant when they didn't kiss the ground he walked in on. He even called the guy in charge of the whole rescue operation some "former official with no involvement". Why do we even listen to "that former X.com guy" ?

      Musk tweeted, "Only people in sight were the Thai navy/army guys, who were great. Their navy seals escorted us in - total opposite of wanting us to leave".

      I am sure there is a turkish president praising his guards for defending him from american protestors somewere. Really citing Musk to disprove him of wrongdoing? Even if he was escortet around I still find a PR photo op. in the middle of a live and death cave rescue tasteless at best.

      One newspaper article [thesun.co.uk] stated that Vern Unsworth is a caver with detailed knowledge of the cave system but is not a diver.

      Yes, the only guy in the area who knows the cave system in question like the back of his hand clearly has less credentials than a diver who may have been in these caves the first time.

    86. Re: That's what he says NOW... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      My second cousins roommamte from college got his Tesla 3 delivered last month and it's so bad they even put the cup holders in backwards. Now instead of holding cups they just launch them at the ceiling.

    87. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say what? I've never experienced that and would be shocked that any modern production car has that issue...

      Yeah, I think that speaks more to your lack of experience than anything else.

      I mean, and I'm not judging you based on the general tone of all your other posts in this article being the template of what a short-selling shirt-losing day trader would say, if you've never been asked by a dealer parts department what VIN you need the part for, well, you're basically talking out of your ass.

      Are you the type that will change your own oil? Maybe even screw on a new filter? Good for you. Getting your hands dirty can feel good. Have you ever replaced U-joints or CV-joints? Also good, but not really going to care about production dates much.

      Ever replaced a radiator, alternator, any of the dozens of sensors on a modern engine? Yes, as I recall, a certain Nissan radiator went through 7 radiator part revisions before Calsonic finally solved the problem of killing transmissions by co-mingling coolant and ATF. Why do they want coolant and ATF fliud systems sharing the same radiator? How the hell should I know, but it costs about $5k every time it fails. This was on the otherwise wonderful VQ40 engine and the issue was dubbed "Strawberry Milkshake Of Death" by Nissan owners since when your transmission died you would be sure to find a pink frothy do-not-drink-shake under the radiator cap.

      In case you are curious, 3 of those radiator revisions were released in a single model year. In this case, you might think that just picking the latest version is the way to go, but you could be wrong. Maybe the 6th and 7th radiator revisions are a bad idea to use with the 3rd or prior revision transmissions. I doubt it since this type of crazy normally only applies to electronics.

      So, in short, if you think mid-model-year revisions don't happen to major brands then you may be shocked to learn that your experience is not authoritative and someone that can call you on your bullshit might, well, call you on your bullshit...

    88. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But do they land perfectly and can you use them again?

    89. Re:That's what he says NOW... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      One side makes a throwaway rude comment about the desirability of a certain "solution", the other makes a serious accusation against the first of one of the worst crimes in existence. Both sides!

      While musk was clearly a jackhole there, accusing someone of being a pedophile is not accusing them of a crime. That would be accusing them of a child molester. We don't have thoughtcrime yet, citizen, so I suppose you do not have to report for reindoctrination. Yet.

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    90. Re:That's what he says NOW... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Say what? I've never experienced that and would be shocked that any modern production car has that issue. Supercars maybe, but not mass-produced daily drivers like the Model 3 wants to be.

      That's because you've never worked on cars. I've owned over 30 cars and maintained most of them myself, and you have not even the vaguest idea what you are talking about. Not only do automakers regularly make changes mid-year, but there are also all kinds of other differences. As other people have pointed out, which plant your engine was made in can actually affect maintenance. In my 1998 Audi A8 there are multiple changes made to the wiring harness and electronics at different points during the year! It is absolutely SOP to have "Early" and "Late" versions of a vehicle in the same year. Sometimes this corresponds to running out of stock, and sometimes it was planned and has to do with a refresh, emissions change, or even a safety recall.

      This is probably one of the reasons a Tesla can only be serviced by one of their sparse service centers

      It isn't, and you don't know what you're talking about.

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    91. Re:That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a voluntary recall, they initiated, after finding a potential corrosion problem in a steering bolt

      This is meaningless because virtually all vehicle recalls are voluntary by the manufacturer.

    92. Re:That's what he says NOW... by denzacar · · Score: 1

      I know. That's why the rest of the post. I was just trying to be less confrontational for a change.
      I don't know what got to me. Maybe it's the weather.

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    93. Re: That's what he says NOW... by denzacar · · Score: 1

      This one goes up to 11.

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    94. Re:That's what he says NOW... by q_e_t · · Score: 1

      In the UK the car year traditionally starts in August, so mid-year changes are normal, as it just represents the next model for the new registration plates. I can see having two models with the same year nomenclature being complex, but the year identification method isn't prevalent in the UK.

    95. Re:That's what he says NOW... by marcel_in_ca · · Score: 1

      "this applies to every car made. go to get parts from a store, and they ask if it was before this date, or after that date, and i'm not talking about model years, i'm talking withing the same model year?"

      Say what? I've never experienced that and would be shocked that any modern production car has that issue. Supercars maybe, but not mass-produced daily drivers like the Model 3 wants to be.

      May I offer: VW Passat, circa 2000/2001 Chevrolet SIlverado pickup trucks with DuraMax Diesel engines (The differences between LLY/LBZ/LMM all happened in the *middle* of a year https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...) (I've owned both of these). In the 80's, Toyota was notorious for changing sheet metal mid year. Supercars? I think not

    96. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully the new one isnt from the 5k/mo batch.

    97. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything that Grimes's boyfriend does is magic, just ask our very satisfied Tesla shills.

    98. Re: That's what he says NOW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are there whities from the upper class of apartheid South African Republic who aren't racist? I have not met any.

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  3. It either sucks or it's great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it's either a barely profitable vehicle or an extremely profitable vehicle, unmatched in it's class. It's also either poorly built or better built then any of it's competitors? So how much do these morons an Munro & Associates make? Because I can give you those types of analyses for free any day of the week.

  4. Wonder what that costs by p51d007 · · Score: 1, Troll

    Sounds like he was paid off.

    1. Re:Wonder what that costs by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      No he wasn't, he is an independent analyst with no incentive to lie. The cost to buy the report is only $86,000 and is available for order. You should read it.

    2. Re:Wonder what that costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is always an incentive to lie. Question is do we know if they took the bribe? The only people who know what it costs to build is Musk and a few others. Given they have completely removed the 35K model, I think it is more than 35K. The latest thing I saw was the models AVAILABLE START AT 49K. Given it is a tercel with those ugly wheels, I'd hope they can make some profit off of a 49 thousand dollar vehicle.

    3. Re:Wonder what that costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No he wasn't, he is an independent analyst with no incentive to lie.

      The fact they're "independent" means jack. Companies like this are paid to shill all the time (just look at how many "independent reports" praising Microsoft products have turned out to be paid for by MS)

      And they're not a very good analyst if the summary is to be believed.
      First they say it's "costly to build", insinuating low margins , then they have another look at it and say "erm, they could be making 30%"

    4. Re:Wonder what that costs by Chameleon+Man · · Score: 1

      Oh Slashdot, you'll never cease to surprise me with your irrational hatred of Tesla and Elon Musk.

    5. Re:Wonder what that costs by Rei · · Score: 1

      Slashdot's ability to spot trolling sure isn't what it used to be.

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    6. Re: Wonder what that costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's everywhere, on all kinds of issues.. not just Musk. It's like all society's neurons have gone from FP64, to FP32 and so forth and we've got about 3 bits of precision remaining. We're supposed to accept that if we don't think he's Satan, we literally want to have his babies. This is normal online discourse today.

    7. Re:Wonder what that costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a fucking idiot. There's no point in saying any more than that, because it's all self-evident from your fuck-stupid post.

    8. Re:Wonder what that costs by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Sounds like he was paid off.

      It actually sounds more like the press is accurately reporting what Sandy Munro has been saying all along. I've been following his Model 3 teardown news via Autoline, and he has been consistent in praising the electronics of the vehicle including the battery pack. He previously said he didn't understand why Tesla made certain decisions, especially in construction of the unit body, and of course that the panel gaps were far wider and less consistent than the industry standard — which is an independently verifiable fact. They certainly were, though they have improved since. And that, in fact, is precisely what we expect from an inexperienced automaker producing a new vehicle. They are still learning how to make the most of their production methodology, so they are improving. If they weren't improving, that would be an indictment against their competence.

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  5. 30% Gross Margin on each car??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Then why isn't Tesla profitable?

    And remember people, there's a difference between gross margins on each car and operating margins for the company.

    If you don't know the difference and their context, then you have no business commenting on Tesla's financial health.

    1. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here we are, seven months later, and Tesla's financial performance deteriorates at an alarming rate. Bearish macro scenarios, always just around the corner since 2011, refuse to play out and Queen TINA and King FOMO remain enthroned. The much anticipated interest rate assault by central banks is further delayed. And once it arrives, it will do so in rather piecemeal fashion, unlike the infamous macro-scaremongers suspect. No surprise then that the Panglossian valuation of Tesla abides, while journalists and analysts alike continue falling for every new-fangled non-profit idea emerging from Palo Alto.

    2. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by Train0987 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not to mention Musk's very public nervous breakdown that he's inexplicably broadcasting live to the world.

    3. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      These are just growing pains, similar to what Amazon experienced in their early days. Remember them?? Once they have the new tents set up for production, the production rate will increase to 10k a week and then the money will come rolling in.

    4. Re: 30% Gross Margin on each car??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After calling the diver a pedo, yeah, Musk has lost it. It's forgivable in a roundabout way however. On one hand, he's under an enormous amount of pressure. On the other, he brought it on himself.

      The fact he's human should speak volumes to everyone on Slashdot that not matter how driven and dedicated you are, even the most tenacious will reach burn-out. Sooner or later.

    5. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by Rei · · Score: 1

      Here we are, seven months later, and Tesla's financial performance deteriorates at an alarming rate.

      That's the inverse of what their quarterly reports show (rising margins, both GAAP and non-GAAP; non-rising SG R&D steadily being dwarfed by revenue; rapid growth in production rates; etc.

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    6. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by Train0987 · · Score: 1, Troll

      The only similarity between Tesla and Amazon is that both are headed by egomaniacal billionaires. The companies have nothing more in common besides that and its quite telling how the Tesla cult has to go that deep to find a positive analogue.

    7. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention Musk's very public nervous breakdown that he's inexplicably broadcasting live to the world.

      Nicolai Tesla cracked up too. Died a penniless crack pot for much the same reason. Musk is following in his footsteps.

    8. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Seems to work ok for Trump...

      Methinks Musk needs a bit of a vacation.

    9. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      I think people see that Tesla lost $800 million in the last quarter, and are likely to lose another $700 million this quarter, and think that is a bad thing. What they don't realize is that Tesla is in this for the long haul and there are significant investments that need to be made to make this happen. Based on my calculations they should be showing a quarterly profit starting in Q4 2018. From there on the sky is the limit.

    10. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by Rei · · Score: 1

      If you plan to feed a troll, you should at least acknowledge that you realize you're feeding a troll.

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    11. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Tesla loses money on every vehicle; they only "look good" on gross margin when you completely exclude SG&A - which is sales and general administration costs. This does NOT include things like R&D, capex, or even interest on the debt. Building the car, and the cost of selling and administration already results in a loss on each vehicle, and it's been consistent for several years. Check their financial statement - it's right there, in black and white.

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    12. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      You are wrong. SG&A is actually increasing as a percent of gross margin. And subtracting SG&A from gross margin leaves Tesla losing money. This is before R&D or interest expenses, even. It's right in their published quarterly financials which I linked to.

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    13. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by MikeMo · · Score: 1

      Why isn't Amazon always profitable? For most of their existence, they've lost money except for the occasional quarter with a couple hundred million of profit on billions of $ of income. Same reason as Tesla - building the business using investor money.

    14. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by lazarus · · Score: 1

      Phillips and Sony collaborated to bring the first commercially viable CD player to market in 1982. The Sony CDP-101 cost $730 USD or $1900.00 in today's dollars. I can't prove it, but reports suggest that none of Sony's early entries into this market were profitable. And yet, there is no doubt that CD players and the CD format became widely popular and immensely profitable. This is called the Innovator's Dilemma. Shamelessly stolen from the Wikipedia page:

      1. Value to innovation is an S-curve: Improving a product takes time and many iterations. The first of these iterations provide minimal value to the customer but in time the base is created and the value increases exponentially. Once the base is created then each iteration is drastically better than the last. At some point the most valuable improvements are complete and the value per iteration is minimal again. So in the middle is the most value, at the beginning and end the value is minimal.
      2. Incumbent sized deals: The incumbent has the luxury of a huge customer set but high expectations of yearly sales. New entry next-generation products find niches away from the incumbent customer set to build the new product. The new entry companies do not require the yearly sales of the incumbent and thus have more time to focus and innovate on this smaller venture.

      Sound like the auto industry right now?

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    15. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by Rei · · Score: 1

      Not year-over-year - quarter-over-quarter. Year-over-year says nothing whatsoever about the impact of Model 3 scaleup on SG&A. Despite the large growth in Model 3 production across Q1, SG&A in Q1 was basically identical to in Q4. Just wait for the Q2 report; I guarantee you it won't even remotely come close to linearly tracking Model 3 volumes (there will be a small hit in Q2 from layoff severance, but that'll turn into a benefit in Q3).

      For your hypothesis to work, SG&A needs to roughly scale linearly with Model 3 volume. Otherwise, Model 3 revenue swamps it.

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    16. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      But ... But ... But ...

      I don't wanna go to the stars. I don't even want to go to Mars. And I sure as hell don't want a $50,000 car that takes half an hour to fuel and I can't refuel from a gas can in an emergency.

      I suppose I'm just gonna be left behind.

      Is there anything I can do to expedite the departure of the rest of you?

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    17. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      You are wrong. Look at the financials. As a percent of of revenue, SG&A for the last 4 quarters has been 20%, 21%, 22%, and 19%. That's pretty consistent. As a share of gross revenue, for the last 3 quarters it has been 150%, 155%, and 145%. Again, very consistent. This is for the quarterly basis.

      Look at the last 4 years. SG&A as percent of revenue is 21%, 20%, 23%, and 19%. Again, incredibly constant for revenues. Where it is even WORSE is when you look at the longer term trend as a percent of gross profit: 110%, 88%, 100%, and 68%. It is actually INCREASING, meaning they are spending more on sales and administration as a percent of gross margin as their sales volume increases. It's not going down - it's going up.

      SG&A as a percent of revenue has been amazingly consistent; as a percent of gross margin it has been increasing. The fact you can claim otherwise in light of published data making your claim clearly false shows you to be nothing more than a shill.

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    18. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by Rei · · Score: 1

      You are wrong. Look at the financials. As a percent of of revenue, SG&A for the last 4 quarters has been 20%, 21%, 22%, and 19%.

      Anything older than Q4 is pretty meaningless (maybe Q3, but that's pretty arguable), given that the point is to see how SG&A responds to Model 3 delivery rates, and they were meaningless before then.

      Q4 Model 3 deliveries: 1550
      Q1 Model 3 deliveries: 8180

      Q4 automotive revenues: $ 2,702,195 k
      Q1 automotive revenues: $ 2,735,317 k

      Q4 SG&A: $682,290 k
      Q1 SG&A: $686,404 k

      The revenues aspect is misleading, however, as they did a serious inventory liquidation in Q4, and Q1 had much higher in-transit numbers at the end of the quarter. But the key point is: SG&A was virtually flat.

      Just wait a couple weeks for the Q2 report. I guarantee you that (once you factor for in-transit inventory - Q2's is *massive*, due to the need to delay hitting 200k until the end of the quarter), revenue growth will well outpace SG&A growth, despite the severance hit.

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    19. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Want to bet that SG&A is still about 20% of gross margin in Q2 2018? SG&A - your own data above - increased by about 0.6%, and gross revenue by about 1.0%. Meaning Tesla needs to sell about 30X the number of cars they sell now to cover just their SG&A costs. And we're not talking about the costs of R&D, or even interest on their debt. That's just to cover the costs of making and selling the cars. It is not a sustainable financial model (which, I guess, explains why it's the darling of Silicon Valley).

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    20. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since you find it necessary to repeat the same bullshit multiple times in the same thread, I'll do the same:
      What is your malfunction that you keep repeating the same false information in every single post about Musk or Tesla.

      Since you don't seem to get it:

      Capital expenditures are part of Cost of Revenue
      Capital Expenditures Are Part Of Cost Of Revenue
      CAPITAL EXPENDITURES ARE PART OF COST OF REVENUE!

      Cost of Goods Made is not the same as Cost of Revenue, but you are equating the two. You stopped linking to the Yahoo financial page that you got the rest of these numbers from in your previous repeatedly wrong posts, but they do not provide a cost of goods made, you don't have a clue what that number actually is.

      But don't let actual facts get in the way of your ignorant opinion, keep on spouting the same inaccurate bullshit over and over, but misuse terms at will when reality doesn't agree with the opinion you wrongly came to a long time ago and won't change no matter how much reality differs from it.

    21. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Good job not understanding how a business works, or a calendar.

      Here's a hint - they need to build lots of them in order to sell lots of them. And they're building as many as they can, but it's not quite to the degree of "lots" that they require. As that number increases, that 30% profit margin from increased sales will overtake the expenses from cost-centers that by definition don't make any profits, but are necessary for the business to operate. Then the whole enterprise becomes profitable.

      It's hilarious that you're trying to tell people that they have no business commenting on financial health when you yourself clearly don't understand the basic math here.

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    22. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been driving for over 20 years now, and you know how many times I've run out of fuel and needed a jerry can?

      Zero. Haven't even come close.

      If you are plugging it in every night while you sleep, and actually pay attention while driving, why would it matter if you can't fill it from a can?

    23. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol my man you often refuel from a gas can on your everyday car? Unless you live in the middle of the forest, this does not make sense.

    24. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      But did they actually benefit from being first? Or would they have been better off just waiting for someone else to develop the CD player? The market wasn't exactly refusing to buy music on cassette, so it wouldn't have harmed Sony music to simply wait. It would have been cheaper to develop the CD player some years later...

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    25. Re:30% Gross Margin on each car??! by lazarus · · Score: 1

      It would have been, yes. In fact, this pretty much describes Microsoft's entire business model (or it did until Satya took over). Let someone else innovate and then crush them like a bug when it is clear that whatever new technology is at hand is going to take off. Part of the dilemma is how to maintain your market lead when established companies decide to compete with you.

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  6. "Shorting Tesla didn't work..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This looks like a "Shorting Tesla didn't work, so I'm going to try ..."

  7. I can confirm by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

    I took delivery of my Model 3 last month. I am really pleased with the fit and finish and overall quality. It is really impressive that they are able to build it for only $28,000.

    1. Re:I can confirm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should be angry that they are stealing your hard earned money, Any profit over 20% is immoral and a crime. It should be outlawed.

    2. Re:I can confirm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^ posted from his iPhone

    3. Re:I can confirm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 18 % rebates GM has on trucks would seem to indicate that the "normal" margin is a lot more than 20%. The biggest impediment to the adoption of EV's isn't the technology, it's because the profits on conventional trucks are so large the big manufacturers don't want to waste capital for a relatively small return.

    4. Re:I can confirm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      trucks

      No. There is no comparison to the margin on a smallish passenger vehicle and a truck.

      Trucks have ridiculously huge margins. Do you really think that your average truck that costs $50k really cost three times as much to produce as a small car?

    5. Re:I can confirm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! Mexicans have gotta eat too.

  8. Re:As opposed to what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most things that human beings design happen in spite of the laws of physics attempting to make it not happen. Almost all electronic and mechanical systems operate on the hairy edge of failure.

  9. Will Tesla be profitable? by XXongo · · Score: 4, Informative

    Then why isn't Tesla profitable?

    Well, roughly, they have spent the last two years building up manufacturing capability, and only the last month has their manufacturing been putting out a reasonable number of cars, so the upfront costs are spent, but the income stream produced by the investment has only started. The key question is to look at Tesla's balance sheet in six months.

    In more nerd terms, the "income" part of "income-outgo = profit" is a time integral, while a large portion of the outgo is fixed, so the profitability rises with time.

    Will Tesla be profitable? Stay tuned.

    1. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they made a truck they'd be profitable.

    2. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      In addition they added a new tent for production last month. As they continue to ramp up production they will add more tents to the production line. This should solve the production issues.

    3. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by Rei · · Score: 1

      They plan to - after Model Y. They'll probably target starting deliveries in 3 1/2 years, and hit it in 4.

      You do sedan -> CUV/SUV -> truck because the former requires the least amount of batteries for a given amount of range.

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    4. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by Rei · · Score: 1

      I know you're trolling, but Sprung buildings are actually rather cool. And I rather do hope they deploy more. Rapid, low cost deployability of high strength, insulated, standardized durable structures - what's not to like about that?

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    5. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, more tents. Elon Musk just loves to pitch a tent. Ever since he met Grimes (and talked to his Dr. about Cialis?) he's been pitching tents. But seriously, more tents. And also more employees willing to work 12 hour shifts without unionizing. The Elon Musk reality distortion bubble only works on lily white ass brogrammers making 6+ figures a year. It just smells like taco bell farts to the white collar workers assembling these things. Also more forklifts.

    6. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      I agree actually. The workers inside always talk about how cool it is.

    7. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by Rei · · Score: 1

      I honestly don't get why you troll like this. Do you think you're funny or something? Because it comes across like a teenager.

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    8. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by Rei · · Score: 2

      Again (feeding the troll): a HVAC permit has already been granted for GA4. We'll have to wait for the next drone footage, but by now it may already be installed.

      Sprung structures are very frequently climate controlled. There are Sprung structures in the high arctic.

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    9. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      That's the story, but the financials don't support it. They make a small gross margin on COGM, but just factoring in SG&A (which does NOT include capex, R&D, or other expenses - just sales and general administration) and they are already losing ~$400MM per quarter. Then add R&D and Interest expenses and we're at $750MM lost per quarter. This is all without including capex spending.

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    10. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      Correct. They did grant the JEO-1 permit yesterday for the GA4 and the HVAC R-3 was installed last night at 11:34PM PST. There were two ground units (a 1 ton and 5 ton) pressurized with with R-410A coolant.

    11. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by Rei · · Score: 1

      They average around 25%, that's not a "small gross margin" by any standards in the automotive world. They dipped down when they started Model 3 production but it's been recovering well, already around 19%.

      SG&A has been flat despite Model 3 growth. Much of SG&A has to be paid in advance of scaleup, and much is nonlinear. Also, the supercharger network is being transitioned from a loss leader to paying for its own growth.

      For your "SG&A will kill them" hypothesis to work out, SG&A needs to grow roughly linearly with the massive increase in revenue from Model 3s they're taking in. There's no evidence that this is happening, and good evidence that it won't. Heck, haven't even mentioned the layoffs, whose benefits will go straight to the SG&A bottom line in Q3.

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    12. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      I don't know what you are talking about. Automation is a key ingredient to the success of Tesla. These robots are part of that automation process. More robots mean more automation which means more cars being produced. Without this automation they will not be able to scale to 20,000 cars a week which is the level that will start making Tesla profitable.

    13. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is your handle binary for moron? Sure seems that way.

    14. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      False. Look at the financials, and you will see you are either making things up or are ignorant. Divide SG&A by revenue or gross margin and you'll see you are 100% wrong. SG&A is actually INCREASING as a percent of revenues. That is the fact - straight from their published GAAP numbers.

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    15. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by lgw · · Score: 1

      How is the supercharger network paying for its own growth? Are they charging (erm, financially charging) Model 3 owners, or everyone?

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    16. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by Strider- · · Score: 1

      There were air conditioned sprung structures on all the larger FOBs and so forth throughout Iraq and Afghanistan. Those suckers are tough.

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    17. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by Rei · · Score: 1

      You were more fun when you spent your time here calling everyone "space nutters"

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    18. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by Rei · · Score: 1

      Yes, they are charging Model 3 owners. There is no way to get free supercharging on a Model 3.

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    19. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by Rei · · Score: 1

      Divide SG&A by revenue or gross margin...

      Here you go again with year-over-year, rather than quarter-over-quarter. If you want to know how SG&A responds to growth in Model 3 production rates, you need to look quarter-over-quarter.

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    20. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is your malfunction that you keep repeating the same false information in every single post about Musk or Tesla.

      Since you don't seem to get it:

      Capital expenditures are part of Cost of Revenue
      Capital Expenditures Are Part Of Cost Of Revenue
      CAPITAL EXPENDITURES ARE PART OF COST OF REVENUE!

      Cost of Goods Made is not the same as Cost of Revenue, but you are equating the two. You stopped linking to the Yahoo financial page that you got the rest of these numbers from in your previous repeatedly wrong posts, but they do not provide a cost of goods made, you don't have a clue what that number actually is.

      But don't let actual facts get in the way of your ignorant opinion, keep on spouting the same inaccurate bullshit over and over, but misuse terms at will when reality doesn't agree with the opinion you wrongly came to a long time ago and won't change no matter how much reality differs from it.

    21. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by mlyle · · Score: 1

      17Q1 925/2696 = .3431
      17Q2 908/2790 = .3254
      17Q3 985/2985 = .3299
      17Q4 1037/3288 =.3153
      18Q1 1054/3409 = .3091

      So, you're right that there's an improvement. OTOH if you look at non-R&D SG&A the trend is still present but less clear. Least squares fit guesses SG&A is 360M + 0.2 * revenue, which if gross margin is 20% never reaches profitability--- but of course, since SG&A is spent "ahead" this is misleading. It's certainly not a wonderful sign, though.

      In Q2 we learn just how perilous the cash situation becomes (Q2 will probably be a flat or even a bit worse in cash flow situation, due to costs incurred related to efforts to control SG&A), and Q3 we see whether they're turning the corner fast enough. It is possible, but you can't deny that this is right down to the wire.

      Even when you're operating a much smaller company, it's never really clear just how much of SG&A is relatively scale-invariant and how much actually supports production and individual unit sales/distribution/servicing. You figure out that for real as you turn the corner.

    22. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Do it per quarter. I did and SG&A for the last 4 quarters has been 20%, 21%, 22%, and 19% of revenue. That's 2018Q1, 2017Q4, 2017Q3, and 2017Q2. It's flat. So show your numbers - because the published financial data says you're wrong. And since you've been told this so many times, it means you're not only wrong but flat out lying.

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    23. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Take your gross margin. Subtract SG&A. Already negative. Sucks, doesn't it?

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    24. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gross margin includes capex.

      You're kind of a financial idiot, who thinks they know more than they actual do and refuse to learn.

    25. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah ha! We found where you pulled your numbers from, but why did you ass only post 20%?! Is that your losses from short selling?

    26. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you found an investment where you sell a manufactured product, but don't have to invest anything, then you're called a "mark." But you're not; you're just shilling for the short sellers.

      For the number of times you've said "SG&A," it seems you have a striking lack of comprehension as to what it means in the context of a manufacturing startup. Maybe you used to work in the office in a service industry, and are just stuck at the Dunning-Kruger peak?

    27. Re:Will Tesla be profitable? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Then why isn't Tesla profitable?

      Well, roughly, they have spent the last two years building up manufacturing capability, and only the last month has their manufacturing been putting out a reasonable number of cars, so the upfront costs are spent, but the income stream produced by the investment has only started. The key question is to look at Tesla's balance sheet in six months.

      In more nerd terms, the "income" part of "income-outgo = profit" is a time integral, while a large portion of the outgo is fixed, so the profitability rises with time.

      Will Tesla be profitable? Stay tuned.

      That is why we separate CAPEX (CAPital EXpenditure, the building of factories) from OPEX (OPerational EXpenditure, cost to produce a product), Tesla's revenue is not matching their operating costs. CAPEX debt can be carried for a long time as long as you're making money on each product sold. I'm still predicting that Tesla will be bought up by one of the existing big manufacturers (VAG, BMW, Toyota, Nissan Renault) for pennies on the pound. It might take a few years but it'll happen.

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  10. Re:As opposed to what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah, don't need to be so polar. My shower head and it's assembly looks like it's typical summer pop song. Not symphony of engineering but not cacophony either.

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  12. Satire is nearly dead. by bussdriver · · Score: 2

    Trolling bots all over the web and it is hard to tell anymore which is satire, parody, comedy and what is serious. People have gone off the rails more than Germany in the 1930s... if only we could put a rank on irrationality; not that it would help any as the lemmings will continue running for the cliff regardless (apt metaphor if you think about the irony.)

    1. Re:Satire is nearly dead. by ddtmm · · Score: 1

      Couldn't agree with you more. Pretty sad.

    2. Re: Satire is nearly dead. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But not as crazy as the American Civil War in the 1860s when they literally believed they were fighting for their rights.

  13. Legally, those 12 Russians are still innocent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mueller fucked up again.

    By charging the 12 Russian agents in US criminal court, he afforded Russia all the protections of the US Constitution - including the right to the presumption of innocence until proved guilty.

    1. Re:Legally, those 12 Russians are still innocent by ravenshrike · · Score: 0

      He knows nothing will ever come of the charges because they will never show up. He also knows that if it ever did go to trial he'd lose because there is no chain of custody of the relevant evidence. Instead there is a copy of the evidence given to the FBI by a for profit company with the technical ability to fake said evidence on behalf of an organization that immensely benefits from it being the Russians rather than an internal leak. Regardless of whatever actually happened that means any court case, even a civil one, would fail utterly.

    2. Re: Legally, those 12 Russians are still innocent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Going to be FUN TIMES!!! when they hire a US law firm to defend them in a US court just like they did with the bs charges against the Russian companies a few months ago.

      Mueller came out of that looking like a moron. He will on this one, too. All charges will be dropped against the Russians.

  14. 8 Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, roughly, they have spent the last two years building up manufacturing capability, and only the last month has their manufacturing been putting out a reasonable number of cars, so the upfront costs are spent, but the income stream produced by the investment has only started..

    I have to disagree with that. Musk has been blowing tens of billions on manufacturing and other things (purchase of SolarCity) and they have been making and selling cars all that time. Tesla sales (Model S) peak at about 80,000 a year - not bad, but not enough to make the company viable. The other cars are not doing as well.

    And if we look at the Model 3 reservations, they are declining. They are about 373,000 right now - down from 400,000 (he did deliver that many cars.). I would expect that number to be in the millions if the Model 3 was going to be this blockbuster that will save Tesla.

    Coupled with the billions in cash continually burnt on operations (NOTHING to do with capital expenditures), I see a bleak future for Tesla.

    PS: I'm sure this post will be mod'ed to oblivion because it looks like the fanboys are out in force and I won't be able to post - sorry, I don't register to sites like these. My data has been pimped out too much as it is.

    1. Re:8 Years by slashdice · · Score: 1

      A lot of people put down a *refundable* $1000 deposit (kickstarter, anyone?) for a $27,5,00 Tesla (after $7,500 tax rebate, plus assorted state subsidies). Turns out maybe they didn't want to buy a $60,000 Tesla. And that tax rebate will be gone before the $35,000 model is available.

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    2. Re:8 Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also they just canceled the $35000 version.

  15. Rei by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me guess: Rei posted this story. I give him credit: he stands by his hero Musk even though the guy turned out to be a major punk bully

    1. Re:Rei by Rei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I posted it, you'd see my name up there.

      New flash: I'm not the only person who likes Tesla here.

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  16. Tent based production by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The big three could learn from lessons from Musk. Having production problems with your line? Just move workers from other plants to the affected plant, set up some tents and do a big chunk of the automated work by hand.

    The big three are living in the past, where you work out production problems before going into production. This tent based production methodology is the future!

    1. Re: Tent based production by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tents are great places to build $70k cars in. Rei and I went shopping for tents last week to help Tesla out.

    2. Re:Tent based production by Train0987 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Big 3 have spent $billions and hundreds of thousands if not millions of man-hours over the past century refining their processes to maximize efficiency and quality. It's ludicrous to suggest that somehow they missed the virtues of erecting an open tent and near-sweatshop working conditions for their assembly lines.

    3. Re:Tent based production by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you take a stroll through 110010001000's post history it's pretty clear he is mentally handicapped.
      Or tarded or whatever the PC phrase is these day.

    4. Re:Tent based production by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      "This tent based production methodology is the future!"

      Does that mean that Musk is going to go into business making and selling tents?

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    5. Re:Tent based production by Prien715 · · Score: 1

      the virtues of erecting an open tent and near-sweatshop working conditions for their assembly lines

      The engineers also get to work 80+ hours a week burn out fast. Tesla and Uber are having a contest about who can be the bigger asshole to their employees (and kill people with "self-driving" cars) and -- for now -- it looks like the investors are winning.

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    6. Re:Tent based production by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tents work better in Fresno / Sunnyvale than Dearborn / Detroit. Particularly between November and April, but other times as well

    7. Re:Tent based production by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gotta do the tent making factory indoors. It's a chicken/egg kind of issue.

  17. So first it was shit and now it a masterpiece? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like a reliable firm to turn to for engineering advice.

  18. Well said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something is wrong with Musk if he thinks he can say stuff like that.

    Unless he meant 'pedo, as in a torpedo: Musk's ill-fitting hard cylinder for thai boys.

    1. Re:Well said by Rei · · Score: 0

      It was the diver (Vern Unsworth) who suggested using it as such.

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    2. Re: Well said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vern's not the diver who suggested using a sub to get the boys, but rather the one who suggested shoving it where it hurts once it was complete. I get the sense he wasn't involved in the sub effort.

      The initial plea for help came from a (presumed) random on Twitter, at which point Elon replied that he figured it was in good hands with the Thai authorities, but that he'd look into it. He then followed up with others involved with the effort.. one of whom was named something like Richard Scranton IIRC.

    3. Re:Well said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit! He, like a lot of people with brains, never wanted anything from your boss.

    4. Re: Well said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound angry. We should submit.

    5. Re: Well said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you lying? The diver he insulted never asked musk for help! Christ you are unbelievable

    6. Re: Well said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guy he insulted is NOT a diver. He is just a white guy who lives in the area of the caves, and knows the divers.

      He's been in the caves a lot when they're dry, because it is his hobby. That's why he knows the divers; he's a cave hiker, they're cave divers.

      You're lying from the start; you're lying about even knowing the details.

      The actual, real life diver who was involved in the rescue, the one that cluestick cave hiker knows, is who asked Musk to do it and provided subject-matter expertise for the specifications.

      Other lies being recited in this thread include claims that a former civic leader of the district (what would be called a county in the US) was actually the leader of the rescue team, which is absurd. If you know anything about Thailand, you'd know that they have a military government and a "former district official" is not any part of government. If he was still part of the government, and had access to information about a situation like that, he'd be referred to in the press with his military rank. That he doesn't have one is an immediate red flag that the person quoting him doesn't have any clue who he is.

  19. tell the sales guy to take 15-20% off or I walk by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    tell the sales guy to take 15-20% off or I will walk away.

    1. Re:tell the sales guy to take 15-20% off or I walk by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      He'll let you walk. Somebody else will buy the car.

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  22. Bias with Testla. by jellomizer · · Score: 2

    Tesla were designed and built more like a software development project, then a traditional automobile project, initially, later on they started to bring in _some_ of the traditional methods.
    However being that we have an All Electric Car being built using a different project method, scares the Traditional Automotive industry and their biases would probably have them hunting down problems in the design vs good points.

    Detroit was the Silicon Valley 2 generations ago, having its thunder taken away from them in terms of economy then in business practice will make them feel nervous.

    Tesla is currently making all electric cars that people actually wan't vs. the Tiny road legal golf carts like the Leaf that people would only want it because it is electric and affordable. The Chevy Bolt is a good contender too. But it still lacks some coolness.

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    1. Re:Bias with Testla. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Traditional car makers just don't get it:

      Um, LEAN is one of the primary reasons we even know who Toyota is. Agile came from LEAN. -1

    2. Re:Bias with Testla. by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Tesla were designed and built more like a software development project, then a traditional automobile project, initially, later on they started to bring in _some_ of the traditional methods.

      Tesla's first project was its original roadster, which was basically a repowered Lotus. You don't get more traditional than that in the EV space. The Model S and X were built fairly traditionally. Only with the Model 3 did Tesla try to use non-traditional methods, i.e. robots for everything. Then they went back to traditional methods of production (more humans on the line) when that failed. So you have that completely backwards.

      However being that we have an All Electric Car being built using a different project method, scares the Traditional Automotive industry and their biases would probably have them hunting down problems in the design vs good points.

      If only you had ever heard of the BMW i3 you would know that the traditional automotive industry is capable of the same kind of feat. Look into how the i3 is made, it makes the production process for a Tesla look positively ho-hum.

      Tesla is currently making all electric cars that people actually wan't vs. the Tiny road legal golf carts like the Leaf that people would only want it because it is electric and affordable. The Chevy Bolt is a good contender too. But it still lacks some coolness.

      Ford (which is struggling for stock price) and FCA (which is circling the bowl for a broad variety of reasons) the entrenched auto industry can afford to take the wait-and-see position while Tesla figures out what customers want. If they ever actually got desperate, they could use Tesla's patents, and license particular pieces of tech from Tesla.

      There are two particularly likely outcomes for Tesla. One, they continue to succeed as an automaker, and make a small percentage of the vehicles on the road. By the time their numbers get at all big, mobility/sharing services will have decimated personal vehicle ownership. Or two, they simply become a tier 1 supplier, providing primarily batteries, electronics, and electric motors. Automakers are already getting into more powerplant sharing because customers of low-end vehicles don't care. Sooner or later, nobody will.

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    3. Re:Bias with Testla. by Rei · · Score: 1

      Are you people really so daft that you can't spot a troll from a mile away?

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    4. Re:Bias with Testla. by sfcat · · Score: 2

      Ford (which is struggling for stock price) and FCA (which is circling the bowl for a broad variety of reasons) the entrenched auto industry can afford to take the wait-and-see position while Tesla figures out what customers want. If they ever actually got desperate, they could use Tesla's patents, and license particular pieces of tech from Tesla.

      There are two particularly likely outcomes for Tesla. One, they continue to succeed as an automaker, and make a small percentage of the vehicles on the road. By the time their numbers get at all big, mobility/sharing services will have decimated personal vehicle ownership. Or two, they simply become a tier 1 supplier, providing primarily batteries, electronics, and electric motors. Automakers are already getting into more powerplant sharing because customers of low-end vehicles don't care. Sooner or later, nobody will.

      And this is the basic flaw in the bear's arguments. What makes you think that the big auto makers could make an EV profitably? They don't have battery factories. They don't have a supply chain for the EV parts. And they don't have any experience making AVs. GM is probably the closest of the big auto makers to being able to make an EV profitably and its unlikely likely to do so. They lose about $9000 per Bolt today. To make that profitable, they need to scale up to about 10x the sales they currently get. GM couldn't acquire that many batteries on the open market. Even if battery makers agreed to scale up their operations, there isn't enough non-committed Li mined to supply all those batteries. Who has the contracts for all that Li? Tesla, duh. Even if GM's management somehow reverses their course, their dealership network will prevent the adoption of EVs.

      Also, the Waze AV system costs about $100K per car to install so I doubt AVs will do much to reduce auto ownership in the next decade or so. They will fuck over taxi and uber drivers though.

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    5. Re:Bias with Testla. by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Also, the Waze AV system costs about $100K per car to install so I doubt AVs will do much to reduce auto ownership in the next decade or so.

      We all know that most AVs will initially be owned by fleets, not by private owners — and putting AVs in the hands of private owners does relatively little to decrease vehicle ownership, while having them be owned by fleet managers does a lot. $100k seems like a lot, until you consider that it does the job of multiple drivers. For example, it enables one-way vehicle rentals in-town, which can dramatically increase utilization. Since it never takes a break (except to recharge) it does the job of three taxi drivers. It typically costs ~40% on top of someone's salary in overhead to employ them, so it doesn't take long to save $100k.

      They will fuck over taxi and uber drivers though.

      They will do both things.

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    6. Re:Bias with Testla. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You obviously have never been near a Leaf. They aren't tiny, they are actually quite large. Same cargo space as a model 3, bigger than a typical crossover.

      They are solid cars, decent performance compared to similar sized fossil cars.

      Tesla have been met in the middle here. We have cars like the Kona, Niro and soon to be released Leaf 60 in the same price bracket as the M3 SR with similar features (100kW charging, auto steering, 150kW+ motor, 250+ mile range). You could argue that it might not have happened without Tesla, but equally Nissan build a good affordable car and charging network and LG got the battery pack cost down too.

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    7. Re:Bias with Testla. by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      "Tesla were designed and built more like a software development project, then a traditional automobile project,"

      And you think that is positive?

      Keep in mind that automobile makers, unlike software developers, can be held liable for (some) design defects.

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    8. Re:Bias with Testla. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it took American Car companies kicking and screaming to get to LEAN.
      The American Car Companies were on the brink of collapse to be replaced with Japanese cars (Who actually got LEAN from the US Military After WWII)

      Most of the problem that have in being competitive in manufacturing isn't salary, but efficiency of the people working.

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    9. Re:Bias with Testla. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Leaf is nothing like a golf cart. It's a normal medium sized car, like a Ford Focus, except electric.

    10. Re:Bias with Testla. by lgw · · Score: 1

      Trolling has been on a sad decline on Slashdot. and with it the "immune system" of readers able to spot a troll easily. I guess we should thank binary boy for upholding the tradition. Almost nothing marked "Troll" these days is actually trolling, but at least we have one example we can point to for educational purposes. Sigh, I miss DocRuby.

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    11. Re:Bias with Testla. by DaFallus · · Score: 1

      mobility/sharing services will have decimated personal vehicle ownership

      I keep hearing this or similar claims over and over again every time autonomous vehicles are discussed. Does anyone actually have any proof that aside from a few Slashdot hipsters that people won't still want to actually own their own cars when autonomous cars become mainstream?

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    12. Re:Bias with Testla. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      If only you had ever heard of the BMW i3

      Please make sure people hear about BMW i3. Make sure they never look at it. Ugly as hell. I have seen Mattel and FisherPrice with better styling that that godawful thing.

      I was eagerly waiting for i3. I was willing to pay 50K for it in 2014. One look at it. And the spec, 2000 lb plastic body... No BMW, go back to the drawing board. There is a i8 or i9 that looks really cool. But priced at 140K.

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    13. Re:Bias with Testla. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "By the time their numbers get at all big, mobility/sharing services will have decimated personal vehicle ownership"

      Not likely very soon. I live in the south were mass transit is very limited and while uber/lyft services are nice, they are way too expensive to use all the time. A vehicle is not a luxury, it is a neccesity for many. Commutes of 30-60 miles each way are the norm.

    14. Re:Bias with Testla. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Sure, piss on the i3 as a car, but as an engineering and construction demonstration, it is the most significant vehicle in a decade or more. The body panels aren't plastic, they're carbon fiber. And they are the really interesting part; they're cut out and laid up by machine. They represent the probable future of automobile manufacturing. Fleet vehicles will be produced in sufficient number to justify stamping out aluminum, but smaller production runs won't justify the tooling.

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    15. Re:Bias with Testla. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Chevy Bolt is a good contender too. But it still lacks some coolness.

      Yeah, just some.

  23. It's not okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not okay, he's done this repeatedly as CEO of Tesla too. His mouth is a liability.

    “Water level was actually very low & still (not flowing) — you could literally have swum to Cave 5 with no gear [1], which is obv how the kids got in [2]. If not true, then I challenge this dude to show final rescue video [3]. Huge credit to pump & generator team. Unsung heroes here[4],”

    [1] a Seal diver died from lack of oxygen, he gave the kids too much of his tank when he was in the end cave. Clearly not swimable then. The kids were running out of oxygen so clearly air tight, and they brought them out 4 at a time during the day, with Seals restocking the oxygen tanks along the way at night. His claim is garbage, it belittles the risks involved.

    [2]The kids climbed in before the floods and went deep into the cave as the water rose. They did not swim in.

    [3] They made a rescue, not a video for PR purposes. His demand for a video shows his priorities not theirs.

    [4] Same cave teams did the rescue as laid the pipes and power lines.

    “You know what, don’t bother showing the video, We will make one of the mini-sub/pod going all the way to Cave 5 no problemo. Sorry pedo guy, you really did ask for it.”

    Fuck off Musk. They didn't use your tube, you got pissy in your disappointment, one of the cavers got angry with you for the PR stunt and pissyness part and you escallated into calling him a pedo because he's in Thailand. Which is a slur on Thailand and libel against him.

    If you want to help, help, don't do a PR circus when they're trying to do a rescue.

    One more thing, when autopilot kills people, its not their fault they didn't turn off the autopilot to rescue the car from its bad driving. It's your bugs to blame. Don't attack customers just because they're dead and can't answer back. When the Luxembourg safety regulator complaims the brakes are awful, its because they're awful. It's not a conspiracy against your company, they just want you to fix the damn brakes. Grow up.

    1. Re:It's not okay by Rei · · Score: 2, Interesting

      [1] The diver died before the caves were pumped out.
      [2] The obvious reference to "no gear" is "how the boys got in": with no gear. Again: the caves were pumped out. Water only remained in small places.
      [3] If you want to (rightfully) demand that Musk provide evidence to the pedo claim (beyond the profile of "63 year old white western male moved to Thailand"), if someone wants to go on TV and tell Musk to shove his submarine up his arse because it's not workable, then he too should be able to provide at least some evidence of some kind for his claims.
      [4] The same people were not setting up and operating the pumps as were diving.

      Musk was asked to make the submarine by one of the dive co-leads, Rick Stanton. He made it to Stanton's specs, in consultation with other cave divers. And then disavowed credit when people were thanking him, saying "we haven't done anything useful yet". He had every reason in the world to be mad at all of the hate he was getting for donating his time and money, on request, to try to help save trapped children, on request from rescuers. Does that excuse name calling? No. Even though the other person started it? No. But trying to erase the context here is just ridiculous.

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    2. Re:It's not okay by toadlife · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Dude. He's a billionaire with a platform that reaches tens of millions of people and he called some random guy a pedophile.

      Who gives a crap "who started it."

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    3. Re:It's not okay by Rei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And that's something Musk is learning the hard way.

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    4. Re:It's not okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have at least several neurons and aren't the laziest person alive, you may want to ingest the whole situation and retain elements of multiple parts of the overall story with some nuance. A strain of anti-intellectualism has been around forever, but I have little interest in joining it. I give a crap about everything.

    5. Re:It's not okay by Rei · · Score: 0

      They also had a target that looked to be something like foam and plywood (while refusing to disclose their testing methodology, and doing it in front of the press), with no evidence of radar reflectors. The most critical component of an AEB system is how well it distinguishes real targets from fake ones and avoids false positives. In short, if you're going to slam on your brakes in high speed in traffic because you think there's a car stopped ahead of you, there better actually be a car there. The main characteristic for identifying a car isn't "does it have a picture of a car on it", but "does it match the radar signature of a car". A single aluminum can tab would have more radar signature than that target if they didn't include radar reflectors.

      Foam, cloth, plywood (flat-side on), fibreglass, etc are largely invisible on radar. Thick and/or dense objects are generally reflective. Metals are highly reflective. Humans, other animals, etc look like ghostly forms.

      Now, algorithms can differ on how to handle things when there's "incongruous" data, such "it looks like a car, but there's no radar signature". It depends on whether you're more willing to risk a false positive or a false negative. Is someone driving some weird metal-free car? Is your radar broken? Or is your image recognition algorithm just exhibiting pareidolia?

      (It's worth pointing out that Tesla has repeatedly passed AEB tests in the US from testers with public methodologies and targets designed to mimic - including on radar - a real car)

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    6. Re:It's not okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Look, this is very simple.

      Musk is an existential threat to multiple established industries and their major players. Everyone from automakers to fossil fuel suppliers to the aerospace industry and all who work for them are under threat because of Musk and his disruptive tech, business models, and manufacturing. He is simply too great a threat to the established players to be allowed to continue and so he and his various destructive enterprises must be halted and destroyed by any means available.

      This is America...you can't just waltz in with better ideas and cause so much widespread destruction among the established players. America is not a free nation nor does it embrace free market capitalism and hasn't for many decades. That's all ancient history. The America of the 21st century is a kleptocratic oligarchy. You need to embrace that reality in order to make any meaningful contribution to the conversation..

    7. Re:It's not okay by jeremyp · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you want to (rightfully) demand that Musk provide evidence to the pedo claim (beyond the profile of "63 year old white western male moved to Thailand"), if someone wants to go on TV and tell Musk to shove his submarine up his arse because it's not workable, then he too should be able to provide at least some evidence of some kind for his claims.

      The Thai leader of the operation said that the submarine would not be useful in this scenario. It wasn't workable.

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    8. Re:It's not okay by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 2

      If you want to (rightfully) demand that Musk provide evidence to the pedo claim

      It wasn't a claim. It was childish, reflexive, over-the-top invective to try to shut down a dialogue that was hurting Elon's wil' feelings.

      (beyond the profile of "63 year old white western male moved to Thailand")

      Wow. Really, Karen? You can load up your post with all the lip service you want about Musk being wrong, but that racist little gem takes it all back and more.

    9. Re: It's not okay by Type44Q · · Score: 0

      ...on the very same platform that the guy *without* the billions and the followers started/i the insults. I.E., your point... is no point at all (oops!).

    10. Re:It's not okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fucking bitch is shameless Tesla shill. No need to use first names.

    11. Re: It's not okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The insult was in a CNN interview actually - worse than a Tweet.

    12. Re:It's not okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "then he too should be able to provide at least some evidence of some kind for his claims"
      He did. Stop being such a Tesla fanboi.

    13. Re:It's not okay by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 2

      They also had a target that looked to be something like foam and plywood (while refusing to disclose their testing methodology, and doing it in front of the press), with no evidence of radar reflectors. The most critical component of an AEB system is how well it distinguishes real targets from fake ones and avoids false positives. In short, if you're going to slam on your brakes in high speed in traffic because you think there's a car stopped ahead of you, there better actually be a car there

      Whereas if it is a person, or a moose, obviously you would not want to stop. Because real targets have radar signatures and fake targets don't.......

    14. Re:It's not okay by mlyle · · Score: 2

      And he acknowledged it was a problem multiple times before this latest outburst, including just about a month ago-- but somehow still has not stopped it.

    15. Re:It's not okay by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      More than half the people in the US acknowledge they eat too much, but somehow are not stopping it.

    16. Re:It's not okay by zlives · · Score: 1

      unless there are consequences, behavior does not change.

    17. Re: It's not okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your radar signature theories sound like a lot of blah blah blah. Bottom line is the autopilot feature is not ready for the general public. It amazes me how federal, state and local governing bodies arent speaking up on this and doing something.

    18. Re: It's not okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people slam on their brakes to avoid smooshing a cat, rabbit, squirrel, etc. all the time.

    19. Re:It's not okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you need to look up the definition of racist before using that word further.

    20. Re: It's not okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you tesla shills will lick anything off Musk's arsehole.

      Fuck off and die already.

    21. Re:It's not okay by ChoosyBeggar · · Score: 1

      So what? Why should he be better than the rest of us because he's famous? How many of us could work the number of hours Elon Musk works without getting a bit smart when openly insulted?

  24. PEDOS on the BOARD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (F)elon Musk is surrounded by PEDOS. Only he knows where the PEDOS are lurking! 20% of all Tesla profits will go to fighting PEDOS only (F)elon can see!

  25. Re:As opposed to what? by jbengt · · Score: 1

    Your shower head is not the only thing that goes into providing you with the ability to you take a hot shower.

  26. Re: I peed on your door handles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do it to every one of you coal-burning electric whores. Fuck you and fuck your planetkilling ego. Youre shit and everyone knows it.

  27. Process... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) This car is shit, I would never buy one and wouldn't even get one for my mother in law.
    2) Secretly buy Tesla stock as wholesale prices
    3) WOW - we were wrong, this car is a 'Symphony of Engineering', beautiful, amazing, etc!!! [:love eyes:]
    4) Profit.

  28. Old Ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The big 3 are mired in their old ways. Vertical supply chain integration, just in time parts delivery, maintaining standards across plants and commonizing build platforms for flexibility - all of that is nonsense.

    The wave of the future is building giant factories in the middle of the desert to save money on energy. Then you ship all your parts to your factory in the middle of nowhere via trucks, which also saves energy.

  29. What version? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Up to 30% profit margin on the most expensive model probably means a loss on the base model. The version tested is pretty important to know. I'd also note that the material costs are probably pretty close, however it's much harder to estimate accurate assembly costs, they could be way off.

    The rear vision mirror comparison seems suspect. The Chevy Bolt has a built in display that shows a camera view of the rear (so there's no backseat passengers in the way and to give a wider view), but allows the camera to be bypassed to act like a normal mirror. The Tesla 3 doesn't have this feature, it's just a standard auto-dimming mirror with a little camera watching the passengers for some reason. Using this as an example of cost comparison between the Bolt and 3 is a very apples to oranges comparison, and makes me question whether the teardown received funding.

  30. PCB Design by albeit+unknown · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you drill through to the breakdown video, he shows the PCB called a "symphony of engineering"

    It's a very ordinary design and would have been considered dense 25 years ago. Today, those components are medium-sized or even large. The PCB layout is designed to basic industry standards and no more. However, needlessly-small components reduce manufacturing yield and reliability. Unusual PCB designs increase costs and shrink your supplier base.

    The design is simply competent so I can't imagine what he's used to seeing that makes this one worth gushing over.

    1. Re:PCB Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, I wasn't impressed. It's probably derived from nVidia reference designs.

      You don't see that in other cars because it is more expensive and less reliable than dumber electronics.
      Large production car electronics are extremely optimised, eliminating every unneeded capacitor, using slow component for more reliability and less thermal hassles.

    2. Re:PCB Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you design industrial computers and control electronics?

      The layouts shown on the video were tight. Of course the components were medium to large. They are not driving tiny iphone displays. They're driving motors, cooling systems, battery management, heaters, etc.

      Power electronics only get so small.

    3. Re:PCB Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The design is simply competent so I can't imagine what he's used to seeing that makes this one worth gushing over.

      Ha! Clearly, being from Detroit, he's used to seeing the usual crap the big auto-makers churn out. From that point of view the cell control systems may as well be magic fairy dust, as a wise old man once said "any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic".

    4. Re:PCB Design by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      It says something about how bad the state of the art in electronic design is in most of the car industry.

  31. I like this Munro guy by edi_guy · · Score: 2

    Sandy Munro is a hacker in the truest sense of the word. Unfortunately I can imagine a day in the not too distant future when his actions might be made illegal under some sort of intellectual property law run a muck.

  32. Re:As opposed to what? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

    There's a difference between things that work, and things that work while being an elegant and well-executed design. And you know it.

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  33. Re:Ha ha! Musk big donor to Republicans by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

    He probably donates big to both parties, because he's rich AF and wants his own shills in Congress to combat his competitors' shills in Congress.

    That's how business is done these days.

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  34. Re: How many revisions by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    I disagree. One of the interesting things about Tesla is the tendency to incrementally improve the cars as they're produced, vs. cranking out large numbers of them with flawed parts because they aren't ready to officially change the design on some scheduled calendar date.

    When they can make a change via software, they do it, in a continuous rollout of firmware updates. Win-win for everybody, really.

    When it involves actual part revisions? It ensures the least number of Teslas were sold to customers with the lesser-quality part in them, and the parts that fail in warranty will get swapped with the latest and greatest update. (Even out of warranty, it's at least a "case by case" thing that you stand a chance of getting the part replaced free as a "good will" gesture. Tesla tries to be a little bit like Apple used to be, in that sense. They don't want to commit to anything on paper that they don't have to .... but if you're friendly and reasonable with the service center folks, they have some leeway to give you a break when you have issues, too.)

  35. Re:Ha ha! Musk big donor to Republicans by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

    Isn't free-market capitalism amazing?!
    'Murica!

  36. No. it's racists. by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    They really were fighting for THEIR right... to enslave others! All the BS about state rights, personal rights, etc-- was completely BS and exists more today than it did back then; they knew full well it was totally about their right to own slaves. They may not have had any slaves but someday when they are rich... they wanted to be able to own slaves. In addition, the culture created to justify the whole thing motivated a great many people and entrenched attitudes and beliefs which continue to this day--- because as Mark Twain said, "Laws are but sand, culture is rock."

    The fight over "way of life" and "traditional values" also never ends as popular culture shifts over time even without people working to nudge it.

  37. Ordinary in the computer field, not the auto field by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The PCB is not state-of-the-art, because that would be unnecessarily expensive. And since the one shown most in the video is a power board (as evidenced by the size of the connectors), there's a limit to desirable density; physically larger means easier to cool.

    It's better integrated and more compact compared to other cars, which are usually designed by mechanical engineers first and the electronics is added piecemeal wherever there's room.

    I quite like the battery pack design. Rather than the usual Medusa's hairdo of balancing wires connecting all those cells, they use PCBs several feet long to do the wiring. Significant development NRE, but saves a lot in assembly!

  38. Don't rule out the possibility of proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't be surprised if Unsworth _is_ a pedophile, and that Elon might just have proof.

  39. Re: I peed on your door handles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool, we'll post pics of your tiny little member on Facebook. My Tesla has more cameras looking in all directions (to feed the AI autopilot) than Carter's has little liver pills.

    Next, we'll ID you using l facial recognition. I'm sure we can track you down using either 'face' from whatever shrunken and misshapen head you wish to present. I'm sure you've 'presented' your best face on interesting websites repeatedly.

    And if you wish to become even more uncivilized it won't end well for you.

    You see, we aren't all pacifist tree huggers. Some of us are prepared to hug trees aggressively.

  40. Re:As opposed to what? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    A cacophony of failures in all the other things out there? You'll find a "symphony of engineering" everywhere you look around you.
    Took a hot shower this morning? Guess what? It didn't happen by accident!

    The level of engineering involved in my morning shower is positively anemic. The hot water heater isn't designed for maximum efficiency, it's just designed not to burn the house down and to be cheap to produce. The showerhead wasn't optimized with CFD for optimal flow; someone drew what they thought it should look like, and someone else had to make something that would more or less work and be affordable to produce. The water system was not designed for maximum flow, either; it was designed to be easy to assemble, and to basically do the job. The drain system was hardly designed at all.

    My morning shower is more like mad libs than a symphony — as are most other tasks. Because most things are not engineered to be the best they can be — they are engineered for maximum profit. An up-and-coming company, however, will often put in more effort. They can't afford to simply cruise on their name. Tesla can do more of that than other companies, but if they stop delivering superior automobiles then the market will react rapidly enough.

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  41. $1,000,000 Analysis for $87,000 by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

    What is the deal with the weird high asking costs and pretend crazy high asking costs? It reads like a parody or something.

    http://leandesign.com/pdf/Tesl...