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Theme Park Deploys Trained Crows To Collect Litter (theguardian.com)
An anonymous reader quotes the Guardian:
Six crows trained to pick up cigarette ends and rubbish will be put to work next week at a French historical theme park, according to its president. "The goal is not just to clear up, because the visitors are generally careful to keep things clean" but also to show that "nature itself can teach us to take care of the environment", said Nicolas de Villiers of the Puy du Fou park, in the western Vendee region.... The birds will be encouraged to spruce up the park through the use of a small box that delivers a nugget of bird food each time the rook deposits a cigarette end or small piece of rubbish.
"There's an easier way to get rid of all the cigarette butts," suggests one anonymous Slashdot reader.
"Just train the crows to attack smokers."
"There's an easier way to get rid of all the cigarette butts," suggests one anonymous Slashdot reader.
"Just train the crows to attack smokers."
... they be trained to deliver parcels?
They can't be any worse than most courier companies.
But let's not forget they're not all arseholes.
Do these cows need nicotine patches if they aren't deployed for a while?
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> "There's an easier way to get rid of all the cigarette butts," suggests one anonymous Slashdot reader.
> "Just train the crows to attack smokers."
Chances are the training they have already given to crows will inadvertently have trained them to target smokers, just give it some time.
Was I the only one to read this as "trained cows" the first time?
They'll bring trash from offsite, and wherever they can find it. And they'll hack the food pellet dispenser if they can.
Crows are one of the most intelligent birds. They are trainable.
It could work.
These crows are taking our jobs!!!
I read it a couple of times and still saw trained cows. Wjen I got to the mention of "birds" I backed to see if they said it was bovines and avians.
Of course, I just woke up from a nap so my eyes and brain are foggy.
"nature itself can teach us to take care of the environment"
How does this follow when humans are training the crows to clean up the human mess?
...who is mentioned in the article, and where can I subscribe to his newsletter?
Also, can we implement his suggestion nationwide, or at least buy pretrained crows to guard our own localities / follow us around and clear the area of those filthy ash-holes?
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Not in the discussion. WTF? Is editordavid making up shit out of whole cloth to disguise a personal bias? And, it appears that this "anonymous Slashdot reader" is not only ignorant of French culture, but one of those extremely intolerant Antifa members.
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Christ, I'm fucking worthless some days.
The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
Crows are surprisingly intelligent. Look up the crow abuse/Nixon mask experiment
There's a "secret cow level"joke in here somewhere....
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who made a good point that there are several animals (Dolphins, Raccoons) that have nearly human level brains but that their limited bodies (no arms/thumbs) means they're probably stuck at a dead end. My first thought was the Uplift series of books.
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How long until they are swooping cigarettes from the mouths of those still smoking ? or bumming them verbally from other people. Hey Buddy gotta smoke I can bum, I need a crow pellet fix :)
errr....umm...*whooosh* *whoosh* Is this thing on ?
I believe it was the Apostle Paul who once said, "In all of your undertakings, settle not for a half-assed job. Instead, thou should endeavour to use both cheeks."
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"unattended consequences"
I HATE unattended consequences. They're even worse than unintended consequences.
Are you paying attention?
Paying attention? Obviously not, because he is not attending the consequences. :-P
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> These are the same spanners that will drop rubbish a meter from a bin, throw a bottle out of the car window, spit gum out onto a footpath
I've seen that too. I've called people out on it. For smokers, I've pointed out that making a mess is a great way to get management to make the whole place non-smoking.
ALSO I've looked for trash cans and ash trays in places one would definitely expect them to be, and found none. Entrances to malls and other places that people spend over an hour, but they can't smoke inside, are places that people will smoke. Many people (such as yourself) will put the butt in the can, if there is a can available. Butts smell really bad for a couple hours, so carrying it around with you inside isn't a great option. Even throwing away inside will make the indoor area around an uncovered trash can stink for a while.
So it's a good idea to have a butt can / ashtray near entrances to places people can't smoke inside and they'll be there for a couple hours. Not everyone will use the butt can, just like not everyone will throw their empty cup in a trash can, but many people will.
I was going to call bullshit until I realised I had misread cows
The more trash one picks up it seems, the more trash people feel they can deposit. Soon they'll be training elephants to pick up trash.
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My name is Viorel S. (Still an "Anonymous Coward"?)
I had a better, much better idea: do away with the infamous, hard-to-pick-up cigarette butt. It is, maybe, as deleterious to one's health as the laundry list of poisons to be found in each of the notorious "nails" smokers drive into their coffins every day. Its addition was a catastrophic lack of vision. The butt of the genius who implemented it should be kicked all the way into eternity. The buttless butt, tobacco and paper, turns into dust under the passersby's (tricky genitive) footsteps or is dissolved and washed away into the sewage system by rain. No pollution whatsoever. The tip(s) of the cigarette can be compacted mechanically or chemically to prevent loss of tobacco shreds. And, Philip Morris, your bottom line would grow exponentially by the cutting of the appendix and the time allotted to making each cigarette. In the end, the crow quoth, "Nevermore". No ifs, ands, or butts. Dixi.
Please throw trash on the ground or the poor birds will go hungry.
sounds more like a plot to kill crows with nicotine.
Yeah, who would be stupid enough to hold a lithium battery close to his face and carry it everyday in his pocket.
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You can train crows but you can't train some selfish, entitled pricks who literally would not see a bin if they were standing in it.
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Wait .....What? Dumbass me read cows rather than crows.
Christ, I'm fucking worthless some days.
It seems like half of slashdot read it as cows, which is proof (if it were needed) that there aren't many country-dwellers here. The idea that you could train a cow to do anything other than eat grass and shit is laughable.
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Wait .....What? Dumbass me read cows rather than crows.
Christ, I'm fucking worthless some days.
It seems like half of slashdot read it as cows, which is proof (if it were needed) that there aren't many country-dwellers here. The idea that you could train a cow to do anything other than eat grass and shit is laughable.
Au contraire! Anyhow, for the Lulz, here is a cow that a young lady rides like a horse - jumping even! https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Meet Lilac, another cow. More riding and jumping. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Being from the country, I know that some of the stereotypes of animals are just that. Cows and pigs are often incredibly affectionate, and while the poor white chickens are cursed by their breeding, most chickens are magnificent and handsome critters. I've never ridden a cow, but the second woman on Lilac does a right good job.
The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.