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A Chinese-Built Replica of the Titanic Will Set Sail From Dubai in 2022 (fastcompany.com)

Great news for Celine Dion fans and James Cameron enthusiasts: The Titanic is set to sail again. From a report: Titanic II, a replica of the original Titanic, will make its first voyage in 2022. It will have room for 2,400 passengers and 900 crew members and have the same cabin layout and decor as the original legendary ocean liner. The $500 million ship, which will be built in China, is set to make its maiden voyage from Dubai to Southhampton, U.K in 2022.

The Titanic II will then embark on global routes, starting with the exact path of the original ship, traveling from Southampton to New York, minus the small detour to the ocean bottom, presumably. Making things safer for this journey at least: enough lifeboats, a hull that's welded rather than riveted, and a period of global warming that is melting all the icebergs. (Some scientists argue however that melting ice has led to more dangerous icebergs, not fewer.) Tickets aren't on sale yet, so there's no word as to whether they are selling round trip tickets or learning from experience and starting with one-way fares.


143 comments

  1. If it's made in China by Snotnose · · Score: 1, Redundant

    how does it's maiden voyage start in Dubai?

    1. Re:If it's made in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      how does it's maiden voyage start in Dubai?

      -

      It's = IT IS, you stupid worthless subhuman waste of skin.

    2. Re:If it's made in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presumably no paying passengers on board until it leaves Dubai.

    3. Re:If it's made in China by laosland · · Score: 3, Informative
    4. Re:If it's made in China by cre1mer · · Score: -1

      Dubai has enough rich people who have the time and money to sail to the UK.

    5. Re:If it's made in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we can put all your videos on the boat and sink it in the Atlantic too?

    6. Re:If it's made in China by goombah99 · · Score: 0

      Its rubs the lotion into it's skin

      --
      Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
    7. Re:If it's made in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent idea! Let's put digital videos on a physical boat to sink in the Atlantic.

    8. Re:If it's made in China by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Informative

      how does it's maiden voyage start in Dubai?

      The same way that the original Titanic's maiden voyage started from Southampton even though it was built in Northern Ireland.

    9. Re:If it's made in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      Made in China? Hopefully no one throws an ice cube into their path or history might repeat itself.

    10. Re:If it's made in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how does its maiden voyage start in Dubai?

      FTFY.

    11. Re: If it's made in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, what could possibly go wrong???

    12. Re:If it's made in China by NewtonsLaw · · Score: 1

      What could possibly go wrong :-)

    13. Re:If it's made in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure about that - I thought it's was a contraction for "it is."
      Or maybe you speak to foreigners LOUDLY to help them understand
      your (bet you thought I was gonna type "you're" there, amiright?) words...

      CAP === 'censored'

    14. Re:If it's made in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your digital feces exists on a physical medium somewhere, jiggle tits.

    15. Re:If it's made in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dubai has enough rich people who have the time and money to sail to the UK.

      And Silicon Valley, Santa Clara County and San Jose already have enough creimers. One is more than plenty!

      CROFLOL Chris! I see you are bragging about those views again while you know very as well as I do they were my clickbot views. You even admitted it on your youtube channel!

      You sick delusional mind!

      -montreal guy

    16. Re:If it's made in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      Chris' case is getting worse, he spends all day replying to himself as AC or using so called "sock puppet accounts" on Slashdot and now, on YouTube and other forums in order to grab attention!

      Chris had an agenda to post anything he felt like on Slashdot which did not work well because it was based on his false beliefs that he had an infinite number of karma points as he wrote here several times.

      Several people here explained to Chris that karma maxed out at some level like 50 or so but Chris kept on insisting that his python script had confirmed that he had millions of karma points!

      Oh well, as I wrote before: "It isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody."

      For the valuable /. users that might already have read the following, please note that there is an important update.

      IMPORTANT UPDATE:
      Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education has invested money to buy Chris a new chair:
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      Information about Christopher Dale Reimer and his type of autistic people:

      Chris' type autistic people have obsessions about things normal people don't care. For example, Chris went haywire when he realized that there was a penny missing in his pocket change.

      To calm him down, one of our educator pretended to have found it on the floor and gave a penny to him.

      Chris' condition went even worse because he realized it wasn't the same penny!

      Chris has an obsession with budgeting every penny. He doesn't understand that most people do not budget to the penny and have a flexible amount they allow for miscellaneous items.

      I am Nancy Guerrero and I am Director of Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education. We use Chris' (a.k.a. creimer,cdreimer) picture in our document because he is the hardest case we have ever had to handle:
      http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu...

      Our artists were inspired by the low carb diet that Christopher follows scrupulously for the small lunch box and by the picture linked below for the rest. I am sure that you will notice the similarities such as the bump on the side of his chest and more:
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      Please be easy on Christopher although, I am aware that some of our staff handling Chris post joke comments here and obvoiusly, the Santa Clara County Office of Education disapprove that behavior vehemently:
      http://ibb.co/mRVSaG

      But it isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody.

      Thank You dear users,
      ---
      Nancy Guerrero
      Director
      Special Education
      Santa Clara County Office of Education

    17. Re:If it's made in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly Nancy,

      It seems like Chris is a victim here. He keeps on reading those SEO, youtube algorithm, basically get rich quick sites. He doesn't realize that he is the fish for them since they make money off him with their own schemes. Then, he wastes his time trying to implement what those sites suggest and he ends up disturbing people.

      I mean, those crooks tell Chris that he has to build personal brands and he goes on the Internet and makes everything about himself public!

      I believe we should bring this up at our next meeting. He might not be our only patient victim of such on-line abuse.

      --
      Silvia Bunge
      Psychology Department
      University of California, Berkeley

    18. Re:If it's made in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is why creimer always talks about Stan Lee and what not!

      Hey there, people, I'm creimy brown
      They say I'm the cutest boy in town
      My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
      I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
      Here I am at a famous school
      I'm dressin sharp n I'm
      Actin cool
      I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
      Let her do all the work n maybe later I'll rape her

      Oh God I am the american cream
      I do not think I'm too extreme
      An I'm a handsome sonofabitch
      I'm gonna get a good job n be real rich

      (get a good
      Get a good
      Get a good
      Get a good job)

      Womens liberation
      Came creepin across the nation
      I tell you people I was not ready
      When I fucked this dyke by the name of Stan Lee
      She made a little speech then,
      Aw, she tried to make me say when
      She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
      I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

      Oh God I am the american cream
      But now I smell like vaseline
      An I'm a miserable sonofabitch
      Am I a boy or a lady... I don't know which

      (I wonder wonder
      Wonder wonder)

      So I went out n bought me a leisure suit
      I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
      Got a job doin video promo
      An none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
      Eventually me n a friend
      Sorta drifted along into s&m
      I can take about an hour on the tower of power
      Long as I gets a little golden shower

      Oh God I am the american cream
      With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
      An I'll do anything to get ahead
      I lay awake nights sayin, thank you, Stan!
      Oh god, oh god, I'm so fantastic!
      Thanks to Stan Lee, I'm a sexual spastic
      And my name is creimy brown
      Watch me now, I'm goin down,
      And my name is creimy brown
      Watch me now, I'm goin down, etc.

    19. Re:If it's made in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      Well, well boy! I shows you are a green hand! The story of creimy the mountain predates yours! It was even written on creimer's bith date!

      Here is the story of creimy the mountain and his royalties! It is like "long term revenue streams"

      This story was inspired by cdreimer, the parent poster. The story was written by a visionary on cdreimer birth date.

      The story of creimy the mountain explained:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Creimy is a typical mountain who poses for postcards, living with his wife Ethel, a tree, between the cities of Rosamund and Gorman, California. The main features on his mountainous face are two large caves, resembling eyes, and a cliff for a jaw, which moves up and down when he talks, puffing up dust and boulders.
      click above link to read more, he even destroyed Edwards Air Force Base just by passing by...

      Listen to the audio version here:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      "Creimy The Mountain"

      includes quotes from Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1 in D major (Edward Elgar), Johnny's Theme (Paul Anka), Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder (Crawford), O Mein Papa (Paul Burkhard), Over The Rainbow (Harburg/Arlen), Star-Spangled Banner (Smith/Key), Suite: Judy Blue Eyes (Stephen Stills)

      One, two, three

      CREIMY the Mountain
      CREIMY the Mountain
      A regular picturesque
      Postcardy mountain
      Residing between lovely
      Rosamond and Gorman
      With his stunning wife ETHELL, A tree! A tree!

      CREIMY was a mountain ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder

      CREIMY was a mountain
      (CREIMY was a mountain!)
      ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder
      (ETHELL was a tree growing off of his shoulder)
      (hey, hey hey!)

      Creimy had two big
      Caves for eyes,
      With a cliff for a jaw
      That would go up 'n down,
      And whenever it did,
      He'd puff out some dust,
      And hack up a boulder (HACK!) Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK!)
      Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK! HACK!) Up a boulder

      Now, one day, now I believe it was on a Tuesday, a man in a checkered double-knit suit drove up in a large El Dorado Cadillac, leased from BOB SPREEN

      ("Where the freeways meet in Downey!")

      And he laid a HUGE, BULGING ENVELOPE right at the corner of CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, that was right where his 'foot' was supposed to be.

      Now, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, he couldn't believe it! All those postcards he'd posed for, for ALL OF THOSE YEARS, and finally, now, AT LAST, his Royalties!

      Royalties! Royalties Royalties! Royalty check is in, honey!

      Yes, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN was RICH! Yes, and his eyeball-caves, they widened in amazement, and his jaw (which was a cliff), well it dropped thirty feet!

      A bunch of dust puffed out! Rocks and boulders hacked up, (hack! hack!) crushing 'The LINCOLN'!

      I gave him the money He acted real funny He hocked up a rock and It TOTALLED my car!

      Oh, do you Know any trucks Might be bound for THE VALLEY?
      I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (Dear Lord)

      I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (No shit!)

      I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar!

      By two o'clock, when the bars are already closed down, CREIMY had broken 'THE BIG NEWS' to ETHELL. And with dust and boulders everywhere, CREIMY, choked with excitement, announced

      "ETHELL, we're going on a VACATION!"

      Yes, and they WERE going on a vacation! (Oh, and ETHELL, ETHELL, ETHELL, like every little woman, she of course was very excited! She creaked a little bit, and some old birds flew off of her.) CREIMY told ETHELL they were going to Yes! They were going to NEW YORK!

      "ETHELL, we're going to New York!"

      But first they were gonna stop in LAS VEGAS

      It's off to LAS VEGAS to check out the lounges Pull a few handles,
      And drink a few beers, (Oh, ETHELL!)

      ETHELL, my darling, you kn

    20. Re:If it's made in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " while you know very as well as I do "

      Either creimer is creating his own drama or reading creimer's posts makes you stupid!

    21. Re:If it's made in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really have no clue Chris! At least do your research before arguing on somebody's else post!

      You know very as well is rarely used but grammatically correct!

      You really fall into any trap I make up, like believing my fake click bot views were real! CROFLOL!

      As usual, I intended to make you fall into this one and make you make an even bigger dummy of yourself here if that is possibly imaginable.

      -montreal guy

    22. Re:If it's made in China by mjwx · · Score: 1

      how does it's maiden voyage start in Dubai?

      The same way that the original Titanic's maiden voyage started from Southampton even though it was built in Northern Ireland.

      Ships go on shake down cruises before entering service. You don't simply start loading passengers before it's even cleared the drydock.

      My question is, are the Emirati's also importing an iceberg for authenticity?

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    23. Re:If it's made in China by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      how does it's maiden voyage start in Dubai

      What was the last time anybody saw an iceberg near Dubai?

  2. In the new version by rossdee · · Score: 5, Funny

    The iceberg fires first

    1. Re:In the new version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      plot twist: its not an iceberg, but a riceberg

    2. Re:In the new version by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Just wondering - is that original iceberg still there at its location, or has it melted due to global warming?

    3. Re:In the new version by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      Melted, Most north pole sea ice now melts and refreezes every year, the average length of time any ice lasts before melting again has diminished drastically over the last few decades.

      --
      Waterfox - a Firefox fork with legacy extension support, security updates and better privacy by default.
  3. Life imitates "art" by Bradmont · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think they already made a film about this.

    1. Re:Life imitates "art" by tigersha · · Score: 1

      Thanks, you just made my day! Really!!

      --
      The dangers of excessive individualism are nothing compared to the oppressiveness of excessive collectivism
    2. Re:Life imitates "art" by rojash · · Score: 1

      Asylum always rocks. Only for those with a humor vein in them.

  4. A+ Summary by NFN_NLN · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The summary hit all the classic jokes, A+ for once:

    The Titanic II will then embark on global routes, starting with the exact path of the original ship, traveling from Southampton to New York, **minus the small detour to the ocean bottom, presumably.**

    Making things safer for this journey at least: **enough lifeboats**, a hull that's welded rather than riveted, and **a period of global warming that is melting all the icebergs**.

    1. Re:A+ Summary by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      riveting of hull wasn't an issue, not the cause of disaster. Even the steel composition really wasn't an issue, it was standard for the time even if too brittle with high sulfur and low nitrogen by today's standards. Even with modern steel if everything else was the same the thing probably would have sank anyway. The sister ship of the Titanic had a long and safe career for 20 years after the sinking.

    2. Re:A+ Summary by wwphx · · Score: 1

      Unlikely to happen. The guy in Australia who is doing all this is apparently a rather infamous blowhard. From what I read, he was elected to parliament but didn't participate much. Lots of business failures, the funding for Titanic 2 is predicated on winning and settling several lawsuits against Chinese companies. Ain't gonna happen. Unfortunately I can't find the source of what I read.

      --
      When you sympathize with stupidity, you start thinking like an idiot.
    3. Re:A+ Summary by alvinrod · · Score: 0

      The sister ship of the Titanic had a long and safe career for 20 years after the sinking.

      That's one hell of a ship that it stays in operation for up to 20 years after sinking. Are you sure it wasn't a sister submarine?

    4. Re:A+ Summary by q_e_t · · Score: 2

      There are suggestions that the rivets were not properly heat treated and so were brittle, meaning that panels popped apart easily, leading to multiple compartments being flooded. AFAIK this is based on some evidence from the wreck and the Britannic too, but somewhat speculative. Not that it was the only issue as there were plenty of others. But some have argued if it had it the iceberg head on it might have survived, but if the rivets were too brittle, probably not.

    5. Re:A+ Summary by q_e_t · · Score: 1

      There was the Olympic and Britannic, and one of them ended being sunk in WW1 by a torpedo. So the one with the long career was the other one.

    6. Re:A+ Summary by jabuzz · · Score: 2

      Actually it might have been. One of the trail of issues that lead to the sinking was the switch from "best best" rivets to "best" rivets as a cost saving measure. Perhaps with stronger rivets less panels on the ship might have failed and if only two water tight compartments had been damaged instead of three it would have been able to sail on to New York.

      Other issues where the lowering of the waterproof bulkheads for a sweeping staircase, in which case it would have been able to survive three compartments being flooded.

      The watchman on duty at the time of the sinking forgetting his binoculars before sailing. With them he might have seen it sooner and it could have been avoided.

      Finally slamming the ship in to full reverse and trying to steer away from the iceberg. When you go full reverse you loose your steering, so it should have been full reverse and ram the iceberg, only flooding the front compartment or just slowed down and steered away, and they might have missed it.

    7. Re:A+ Summary by Cederic · · Score: 1

      My understanding of the failure (going on a 30 year old memory here) is that it was linked to the inability to prevent a hull breach from flooding the entire vessel.

      Hopefully they've updated the design to better isolate the impact of any damage.

    8. Re:A+ Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      riveting of hull wasn't an issue, ...

      RIveting was perhaps not in issue in general, but in the case if the Titanic there is evidence that the rivets used in its construction were substandard[1] even by the standards of the day.

      Some think that if the rivets hadn't been defective its hull might not have split open like a giant zipper.

      [1] https://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/15/science/15titanic.html

    9. Re:A+ Summary by No+Longer+an+AC · · Score: 1

      **minus the small detour to the ocean bottom, presumably.**

      If they built it to be submersible that would be pretty cool.

      Imagine the advertising:

      "View the original wreck on your voyage across the Atlantic"

      Does climate change increase or decrease the number of icebergs? I was thinking it might be fewer, but maybe more are breaking off the ice sheets and drifting into shipping lanes..

    10. Re:A+ Summary by sound+vision · · Score: 1

      Being fair to EJ Smith, it was his first round with this vehicle, he wasn't used to the controls and the handling yet. Conventionally designed ships probably fared better on a glancing blow.

    11. Re:A+ Summary by twdorris · · Score: 3, Funny

      The summary hit all the classic jokes, A+ for once:

      Agreed. And I'll add my personal favorite from the article to the list.

      Tickets aren’t on sale yet, so there’s no word as to whether they are selling round trip tickets or learning from experience and starting with one-way fares.

    12. Re: A+ Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before the Titanic was launched, Scientific American published a piece criticising the use of out-of-date tech namely rivets not welding. IIRC welding was first tried and proven on the Great Eastern fifty years earlier.

      The Titanic, to me, is a case study of what happens when Marketing get the budget that should have gone to Engineering and QA.

    13. Re:A+ Summary by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      not talking about the other ship that hit naval mine

    14. Re:A+ Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They summary missed things related to hygiene though: enough bathing equipment and space for the passengers of the lower classes, so the bath-per-week crowd doesn't get rowdy in the middle of the cruise, and electrically safe electric water warmers in the bathrooms of the higher classes to avoid electrocutions at sea.

    15. Re: A+ Summary by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      That was my understanding, as well: inadequate bulkheads that didn't extend all the way upwards allowed a domino-effect of compartment flooding...

    16. Re:A+ Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh I agree it is a disaster (at least a financial one) waiting to happen. But many 'rich' people try lots of things. Think about it this way. If you have 1 billion dollars. You peal off 100 million and invest in 100 companies. Out of those 95% fail. Yes, new businesses fail at that rate. However 5% of those will do very well and recoup everything you 'lost' on the others and then some. Every once and awhile you hit a homerun. That is the game these guys play. Oh and that other 95%? Tax writeoff to offset your profits for the 5%. Tada you just made the gov invest in your shell scheme to make you more money.

      Did they at some point stop teaching finance at school?

    17. Re: A+ Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also if Leonardo Di Caprio and Kate Winslet weren't putting on a exhibitionist show right below the crow's nest it probably wouldn't have happened.

    18. Re:A+ Summary by hoofie · · Score: 1

      There were a number of instance where ships rammed icebergs bow-on and survived. If Titanic had hit square-on the bow the outcome may have been different. However there is also wreck evidence and survivor records indicating that the double-bottom was ripped open by an underwater shelf on the iceberg which would have been fatal damage on it's own.

    19. Re:A+ Summary by TeknoHog · · Score: 2

      Agreed, the summary was absolutely riveting.

      --
      Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
    20. Re:A+ Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In all fairness, _Titanic_ carried more than enough lifeboats by the standards of its day, which was based on tonnage category. Its sinking led to the safety standard being rewritten to have more than enough lifeboat capacity for everybody on board.

    21. Re:A+ Summary by mcswell · · Score: 1

      weld one!

  5. maybe if they rammed it things would of been bette by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 0, Redundant

    maybe if they rammed it things would of been better

  6. I don't know..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Who would want to sail on a cheap Chinese knock-off of the Titanic?

    1. Re: I don't know..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Relax.

      All materials are make from solid pure Chinesium metal and assembled with the very best certified tools from Harbor Freight.

      I'm sure everything will be just fine.

    2. Re: I don't know..... by tigersha · · Score: 1

      All the fine linen is probably woven with hands of the finest Bangladeshi Virgin Slaves too, so much as I know the Chinese.

      --
      The dangers of excessive individualism are nothing compared to the oppressiveness of excessive collectivism
    3. Re:I don't know..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhh. The Chinese are little different from us in that respect. Just because we get cheap stuff doesn't mean they aren't capable of better and, in fact, getting better at home. Fewer and fewer others are building ships today and very few are building them without Chinese steel.

    4. Re:I don't know..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their rocket did not perform too well.

    5. Re:I don't know..... by plopez · · Score: 2

      They couldn't get it up.

      --
      putting the 'B' in LGBTQ+
    6. Re:I don't know..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Care to share a list of US rocket failures?

      Easy to be an arm chair critic and point out the failure of others, but given the track record of NASA you might want to reconsider your position.

    7. Re:I don't know..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you will find as a percentage of success/failure that China is way behind.

  7. Courtesy of Rick & Morty by Isaac-Lew · · Score: 2
    https://youtu.be/DtEiPIPC6LQ?t...

    "Uh, sir...there's *not* a problem"

  8. Tickets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I find most interesting is the summary suggesting tickets should be available for something that won't happen until 2022 and maybe if a schedule slips possibly much later. We live in an odd world.

    1. Re:Tickets by Bobrick · · Score: 1

      Look up "Star Citizen" for something even more ridiculous.

    2. Re:Tickets by Cederic · · Score: 2

      You can already buy "Round the world" cruise tickets for 2020 and will struggle to find anything still available for 2019, so it's not terribly abnormal.

  9. Re:maybe if they rammed it things would of been be by Howitzer86 · · Score: 0

    Considering it sunk as a result of long glancing blow breaching multiple watertight compartments, you're probably right.

  10. The Jews did it! by PopeRatface · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Goldberg, Iceberg, what's the difference?

    --
    Oy vey! It's anudda Shoah, I tells ya! Anudda Shoah!
  11. Re:maybe if they rammed it things would of been be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "would of" - BZZZZZZT! Ask your third-grader how that's spelled.

  12. It's more fun and memorable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if it sinks with rich people on-board. But does Dubai have a custom of women and children first?

    1. Re: It's more fun and memorable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They drown first?

  13. And the joke is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Chinese didn't realize that Dubai has no coal mines to get the ship under steam?

  14. fake boat! by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    Well... If it isn't riveted it's just a fake boat. It should be re-name Boaty McBoatface.

  15. How is Titanic II to hit an iceberg from Duabi? by erice · · Score: 1

    Oh, right. They already thought of that.

  16. Re:maybe if they rammed it things would of been be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I "would have"?
    I "would of"?
    I "wood of"?
    I "wood have"?
    All of the above?

  17. So if it an exact replica... by tigersha · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Does it still not have enough lifeboats?
    And, does it have a radar to pick up icebergs a few miles ahead?

    Guess not.

    --
    The dangers of excessive individualism are nothing compared to the oppressiveness of excessive collectivism
    1. Re:So if it an exact replica... by Bobrick · · Score: 1

      TFS already covered those, and better, but thanks for playing.

  18. Starship Titanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's hope this one doesn't undergo a Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure (SMEF)...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starship_Titanic

  19. Re:maybe if they rammed it things would of been be by Bobrick · · Score: 0

    Please move to Neptune.

  20. Re:maybe if they rammed it things would of been be by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    Also, the new ship will have a lower top speed. The original Titanic was built for speed. Additionally, the ship was sailing at top speed to get a PR boost by setting a new speed record for an Atlantic crossing. People wanted to travel between Europe and North America as quickly as possible, and would pay a premium to get there faster. Much of the interior was taken up with powerful steam engines, exhaust stacks, and fuel.

    Today, anyone in a rush will fly. People on cruise ships are in no hurry, and the ship board time is a big part of the experience. So the ship will have a smaller engine, and a lower top speed. Several of the 4 smoke stacks are fake, with only the exterior mounted on top of the ship. Stairwells are placed in the interior space that would be used by real smoke stacks.

  21. It would be kind of silly if they burned coal... by Grog6 · · Score: 1

    ... which was the driving point of the smokestacks.

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  22. Chewie.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got a sinking feeling about this.

  23. You might want to research... by ishmaelflood · · Score: 1

    ...Clive Palmer's glorious career before getting very excited by this. He's the 'brains' behind this piece of publicity.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    1. Re:You might want to research... by turp182 · · Score: 1

      He's mention in TFA as the originating planner. Thanks for the link, now I have to read up on Palmersaurus, his animatronic dinosaur park...

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  24. "Tickets aren't on sale yet, by Escogido · · Score: 1

    so there’s no word as to whether they are selling round trip tickets or learning from experience and starting with one-way fares."

    actually, that works the other way round - if they "learned from experience", they should push for round trip tickets, because otherwise they may have a little problem selling return fares a little later :p

    1. Re:"Tickets aren't on sale yet, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real Titanic had First, Second and Third class. Crew were similarly segregated and the lowly staff really got less than third class accommodation.

      Third class was for 'the normals' - that's the working class of the day (as there wasn't much middle class). Thus, the sort of people that fly budget airlines are the 'third class'. If you fly scheduled, and maybe upgrade to Premium or Business, then you're 'second class' and if you're the 0.1% then you're First class.

      I'm not sure many people are going to be taking those 3rd class tickets to be held back behind locked iron gates to keep them below decks so the first class people don't see them. They're going to have to practically enlave the crew to get them to agree to the kinds of living conditions of the original ship.

      Oh wait - it's not the titanic at all - it's been completely redesigned and apart from it's outward shape and the name painted on it, it's basically a completely different ship.

  25. Re:maybe if they rammed it things would of been be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Several of the 4 smoke stacks are fake, with only the exterior mounted on top of the ship...

    Several: 1.more than two but not many.

    So what, three of the four are fake? Why not just say three?

    And FWIW, one of the stacks on the original Titanic was also fake.

    And will there be steerage cabins like the original? Will they be filled with tired, poor, huddled masses, yearning to breathe free?

    Inquiring minds want to know. Mainly Trump, so he can have ICE meet them at the dock and detain their children in cages. He's already working on the lies he'll tell about them to scare his base in the flyover states into voting for Republican tax cuts to the 1% and then cutting Social Security because of the resulting deficits caused by those tax cuts.

  26. Re: maybe if they rammed it things would of been b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    O.m.g. TDS idiot manages to use the Trump owned space in his tiny brain to somehow turn a story about China re-building the Titanic in Dubai into a Trump rant. Are you really going to keep this shit up for 6 more years? How can you stand being alive when Trump is always right there in your brain? 6 years is a reaaaaalllly long time.

    Unless you think some nobody like Kamela Harris from San Francisco has nationwide appeal? Lol. Thank god for the wisdom of our founders creating the electoral college.

  27. Lifeboats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will this one have enough lifeboats? If it too burns coal the Steampunks will love it and so will the evil one whose name we shall not mention.

  28. Re: maybe if they rammed it things would of been b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually had not water my mom this compartments; since they did not have water tight ceilings. Thatâ(TM)s right sink far enough and water flowed over the top of the walls.

  29. What about the iceberg? by TechnoCore · · Score: 1

    Surely they will make a replica of that as well, to copy the entire experience of titanic!

    1. Re:What about the iceberg? by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      They will probably make the replica iceberg out ot expanded polystyrene, so it will be a little disappointing.

  30. What about the plastic? by Ostracus · · Score: 1

    There's enough plastic in the sea, they could do it easily.

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  31. modern guidance tech enough? by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

    With modern radar and other guidance tech very few ships hit icebergs. On rare occasions they hit other ships, but that is about it. So, how likely would it be for the original Titanic design to sink in a normal lifespan if only the control room was modernized?

    1. Re:modern guidance tech enough? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      The Olympic sailed for 26 years. It was scrapped, not sunk.
      The Britannic was doing fine until it sailed in to a mine in WWI.

      There's a good chance any modern ship would sink when blown up.

    2. Re:modern guidance tech enough? by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 3, Funny

      Depends on who is crewing her. The US Navy in the Pacific has been pretty good at hitting things over the past couple of years.

  32. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    The movie was absolute shit. Stop living in the past. Hopefully it sinks like the last one; except this time there are no survivors.

  33. Will I go to Hell for thinking of this? by McFortner · · Score: 1

    All I can think of is the irony if the Titanic II gets hit by an iceberg and comes to rest at the bottom of the sea right next to the original Titanic.

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  34. It's a diesel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Contrary to popular belief, Titanic's design sacrificed speed for comfort. More specifically the engine avoided using turbines like the competitors. The reason is that turbines caused vibrations (still does, but way worse a century ago). Those vibrations spread out and people could feel them regardless of where they were on the ship. Titanic had an engine with pistons designed to reduce vibrations and the passengers didn't feel it.

    The replica is based on diesel electric power. While easier to control with modern electronics, it relies on engines, which will be way more prone to cause vibrations and noise in many locations with passengers. Since the noise goes through the exhaust as well, it gets noisy outdoors. In other words the engines will make this replica inferior to the original when viewed from a passenger comfort point of view.

    Steam has been developed further despite diesel winning, meaning it is possible to build modern efficient steam ships and it happens occasionally, though they are rare. Not available is not an excuse for picking diesel.

    1. Re:It's a diesel by mcswell · · Score: 1

      Steam turbines cause vibrations? Strange, I was MPA (Main Propulsion Assistant) on a steam-powered destroyer (USS Goldsborough, DDG-20) for three years. I don't recall *any* vibrations from the turbines. I've even crawled on top of them when we were cruising at 15-20 knots, and I've been in the enginerooms during full power runs (33 knots), and I've never noticed any vibration that I could attribute to the turbines. Also stood next to the SSTGs (Ships Service Turbo Generators, 500KW until we went through overhaul and they were replaced by SSTGs with half again as much power); no vibrations. Now lots of other things vibrate: you could hear the forced draft blowers (feeding air to the boilers) a deck up, and some of the pumps might vibrate, maybe the ones that pumped seawater (fire pumps, cooling water pumps) if they picked up something, and even the fans that kept you from roasting while you were on watch (and which probably contributed to loss of hearing--Eh, what's that you say? ear protection? never heard of it!). And the propeller shafts could vibrate under certain speeds/ loads/ sea conditions.

      Now mind you, the parts of these that carry steam--which of course includes the turbines--were covered with thick asbestos lagging (I don't even want to think what that did to my body). And I'm sure that lagging dampened any sounds. But every turbine has a spinning shaft that comes out of it, with no lagging, and if there were a vibration, I would expect it to be transmitted through the shaft.

      I don't know what turbine construction was like in the early 1900s, but at least in my experience the turbines in later ships (Goldy was built in 1962) are remarkably quiet, amazingly so considering two of them could push a 4000+ ton ship through the water at 33 knots. That's 70,000 shaft horsepower. How's that compare with your Ford Mustang?

  35. It's a cheap ship by TJHook3r · · Score: 1

    Really, half a billion sounds a lot until you realise it's only around the budget of two DC films... and at least this ship is unlikely to sink without trace!

    1. Re:It's a cheap ship by plopez · · Score: 1

      or about a squadron of f35's

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    2. Re:It's a cheap ship by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 2

      You won't get a squadron of F-35s as a squadron is usually 12 or 24 planes and the F-35 costs around $135M. You might get a flight of F-35s which is 3 or 4 planes.

    3. Re:It's a cheap ship by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      That's more than the original though. According to wikipedia, adjusted for inflation and the exchange rate, the original would cost $144.5 million in 2018.

      Note that the budget, not including marketing, for James Cameron's Titanic was $200 million in 1997. It would actually have cost less for him to build a have full-up duplicate of the actual ship built and sunk so he could film it actually happening, then it did for him to make the movie.

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  36. Re:maybe if they rammed it things would of been be by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    So what, three of the four are fake? Why not just say three?

    Because I don't know if that is correct.

  37. I fail to see the point... by bkmoore · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I get it that the Titanic has become iconic for an era in ocean travel, but I don't see the point in recreating Titanic as a modern business venture. She'll probably do well initially until all the hardcore Titanic fans have had their obligatory voyage. But what then? It's almost as if someone decided to revive a DC-7 or Super Constellation and offered a "Pan Am" like service from Idlewild to Charles De Gaule at 200 mph and 20,000 feet. Cool yes, but I highly doubt a solid business plan.

    1. Re:I fail to see the point... by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      But what then?

      Well, first off they can milk it a bit by offering tickets to a couple named "Jack" and "Rose" if they want to get married on board, using the PR to help keep the ship in the news. Depending on how many passengers they can take at a clip, it might not take them too long to get close enough to a break-even point that they can sell the ship to Royal Caribbean or Norwegian to add to their fleets at $0.50 on the dollar. They might even pay a premium if they can keep the naming rights. If all else fails, gut it and let it be a cargo ship.

      Sure, it's unlikely to be a cash cow for the original builders, but i can't imagine the Titanic II not making its money back before its decommission.

  38. Who is making the other part? by russotto · · Score: 1

    What country is making the replica of the iceberg for it to hit?

  39. Re:maybe if they rammed it things would of been be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, (having worked on the ship's building) all are fakes;
    it's nuclear powered - but don't tell anyone, k?

    CAP === 'humanity'

  40. Radar for icebergs by doug141 · · Score: 1

    Summary left out the best improvement: It'll have radar to see icebergs.

  41. Clive Palmer our local titanic nutter by labnet · · Score: 2

    Clive Palmer is a local billionaire mining magnate/nutter has been trying to get this project up since 2012.
    Famous for starting a political party that went nowhere, buying up a north Queensland nickle refinery that then went broke and buying a nice local resort in coolum that also went broke after he put garish models of dinosaurs in it.
    He also seems to love litigation... so i hope he doesn't read my post!
    I'll believe it when I see it.

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    1. Re: Clive Palmer our local titanic nutter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he's got more smarts than you I bet.

  42. Spy ship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Made in China. Every square inch, er centimeter, will be covered in fiber optic cameras and listening devices...

  43. It Won't Hit A Iceberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Piece of chinese junk will just sink.

    1. Re:It Won't Hit A Iceberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was a replica of the titanic, not a replica of a chinese junk?

      https://image.slidesharecdn.co...

  44. Re: maybe if they rammed it things would of been b by Type44Q · · Score: 1

    They weren't watertight - bulkheads didn't extend all the way upwards.

  45. Re: maybe if they rammed it things would of been b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Triggered a Nazi. Good enough for me. Made my day. BTW, heard your GF is playing that Devil's Triangle drinking game with her BFF and some black dude. Have a nice day.

  46. Capitalize on failure by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    They will make money using the name of the most famous navy failure. This is literally capitalizing on failure.

  47. Re:maybe if they rammed it things would of been be by hoofie · · Score: 1

    Titanic was NOT built specifically for speed. There were faster liners at the time which by design sacrificed comfort for speed [different hulls etc]. Titanic was always about the last word in luxury - it was no tortoise but even if it didn't sink it had no chance of making the fastest crossing.

  48. Dubai... clever! by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

    Dubai... a place with no iceberg...

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  49. Re:maybe if they rammed it things would of been be by adrn01 · · Score: 2

    Watched the entire vid. Rear two stacks are real, connected to the two engines. Front two contain observation platforms, with the radar and comm systems placed on top.

  50. OK, just a few more things to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone dress up, get a band, and head for the northern shipping lanes!

  51. Have we sunk that low? by Hylandr · · Score: 1

    Wait... Is this an Onion article?

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    1. Re:Have we sunk that low? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      No far worse. This is real. Even worse than this being real is that the person who came up with the idea: Clive Palmer is real too.

  52. If it stays afloat this will be a non-event by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it needs to sink to be an historic voyage.

  53. Palmersaurus dinosaur park by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Only Clive Palmer could build a resort with mechatronic dinosaurs so horrible that the dinosaurs themselves commit suicide:https://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-03/fire-guts-jeff-the-dinosaur-at-clive-palmer-resort/6276188

    1. Re:Palmersaurus dinosaur park by thegarbz · · Score: 1
  54. Chinese really take copying seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems that they won't be happy until they have copied everything else done anywhere else.

  55. Hope it works better than Jurassic Park by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    This brought to you by the same brain that thought it would be a good idea to build a mechanised Jurassic Park called Palmersaurus. It was a curious oddity, but just so you know the park was so bad even the mechanised dinosaurs committed suicide: https://www.abc.net.au/news/20...
    https://news.slashdot.org/stor...

  56. Re:maybe if they rammed it things would of been be by niks42 · · Score: 1

    Except Kate Winslet would have ended up on the iceberg. Oh, wait .. now there's a plot twist.

  57. Iceberg bet by greylion3 · · Score: 1

    I just know someone will start a bet whether this will hit an iceberg too.

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  58. space is hard by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Hey, it's not like it's brain surgery...

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    1. Re:space is hard by mcswell · · Score: 1

      You mean it's not like rocket science.

      All seriousness aside, I think it ought to be called rocket engineering, not rocket science. That said...I once gave a talk (PowerPoint, I'm afraid) in which we used a diagram of a rocket as an analogy to the software we were building. The three main components of the rocket--fuel, oxidizer, and the rocket engine--corresponded well to the three components of our software, one of which was even called an engine. One of the people listening--bless her!--said, "What they're doing is so complicated, they use rocket science to explain it."

      Oh, and btw: I don't believe space is hard, nor even soft; it's a vacuum, more or less...

  59. maek teh world more wierder by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    It would make more sense for India to build a submarine shaped like an iceberg in order to humiliate the Chinese.

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  60. United States by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meanwhile the actual original SS United States sits wasting away at a pier in Philadelphia

  61. Dubai? by whitroth · · Score: 1

    But, her icebergs!

    (I guess the above was too short to post...)

  62. A Chinese-Built Replica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geez, the Chinese can't even make their own ships without copying someone! Let's hope they don't feel compelled to copy the fate of the original as well...

    I kid, I kid. But only a little.

  63. Re:maybe if they rammed it things would of been be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Things would have gone better - according to some books I read as a kid and the below source, Titanic was designed to float even with some compartments breached. I loved history from that period and would read books on Titanic, Lusitania, etc.

    "...Titanic, thanks to her watertight compartments, could float with any two compartments breached, any three of the first five, or the first four"

    https://www.encyclopedia-titanica.org/community/threads/the-titanic-and-her-watertight-compartments.9512/

  64. Re:maybe if they rammed it things would of been be by mcswell · · Score: 1

    Hopefully they'll use better rivets.

    (There's a well-researched, if controversial, theory that many of the rivets on the original Titanic were defective, particularly those where the iceberg struck. When a split started, entire steel plates began peeling off: https://www.nytimes.com/2008/0...)

  65. Re:maybe if they rammed it things would of been be by CaffeinatedBacon · · Score: 1
    You could have just read the summary...

    Making things safer for this journey at least: enough lifeboats, a hull that's welded rather than riveted, and a period of global warming that is melting all the icebergs.

  66. You two are so gay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You both need to get a room.

  67. Titanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they gonna make the doors big enough for both Jack and Rose this time?

  68. Makes me wonder... by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

    Who is building the replica iceberg? Will there be a slightly shorter twin (a replica of the R.M.S. Olympic) that can come to rescue passengers from the water?

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