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In a First, Amazon Begins Mailing 70-page Printed Holiday Toy Catalog To US Homes (cnbc.com)

Amazon is shipping its first-ever printed holiday toy catalog, titled "A Holiday of Play," to millions of customers in the U.S. starting this month, the company said. From a report: "Amazon is excited to offer a new way for customers to shop for toys this holiday season," Amazon said in a statement. The catalog comes with a distinct retro look, invoking memories of old Toys "R" Us catalogs that made the now-defunct toy retailer so successful. Some of the featured toys come with a QR code, allowing readers to instantly scan and shop for more products. Readers can also scan the product images in the catalog with their Amazon App to get more information and add them to their shopping cart. The move is Amazon's latest in following the playbook of traditional brick-and-mortar retailers.

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  1. Perfect timing with the demise of Sears by klashn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Perfect timing with the demise of Sears!! Amazon will take over the world!

    1. Re:Perfect timing with the demise of Sears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, they pounce on any opportunity for global domination.

    2. Re:Perfect timing with the demise of Sears by BringsApples · · Score: 0

      Damn you! I came to say the same thing. Maybe Amazon can start doing home improvements too. To install 6 windows and put vinyl siding on my 1,600 sq ft home, Sears wanted $45,000. Amazon would probably only charge $8,000 and give me free shipping. I'm a prime member, so...

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    3. Re:Perfect timing with the demise of Sears by klashn · · Score: 2

      They do have Amazon Prime Services - where an "Amazon Turk Rabbit" (Amazon's take on Task Rabbit) comes to your house for a fixed fee to install or fix small things in your house. They may even in the future have the infrastructure to open up their warehouse to consumers and take on Sam's Club or Costco.

    4. Re:Perfect timing with the demise of Sears by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 0

      And pay their craftsmen/women the equivalent of $10/hr for skilled work. Uberize and gig-economize it, like everything else. Fuck that idea and fuck Scamazon.

    5. Re: Perfect timing with the demise of Sears by reanjr · · Score: 2

      It's not Amazon's fault the industry is so inefficient. Wages are padded through bonding and other insurances, which give the consumer piece of mind, but drives up the cost of labor by limiting the labor pool. Amazon is essentially replacing the bonding and insurance, thus driving down costs to where they should be.

      Fixing shit around the house is something every man in the 50s was just expected to do. It doesn't deserve anything more than $10/hr.

    6. Re: Perfect timing with the demise of Sears by dj245 · · Score: 1

      It's not Amazon's fault the industry is so inefficient. Wages are padded through bonding and other insurances, which give the consumer piece of mind, but drives up the cost of labor by limiting the labor pool. Amazon is essentially replacing the bonding and insurance, thus driving down costs to where they should be.

      Fixing shit around the house is something every man in the 50s was just expected to do. It doesn't deserve anything more than $10/hr.

      You must be fun at parties. Some companies (usually the large ones) charge astronomical prices for home improvement projects, but if you're wanting to pay $10 an hour for a window or siding installer you are going to get exactly what you pay for.

      I have a small business and I pay my concrete finishers $18 an hour, and I have a hard time finding good people even at that rate.

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    7. Re:Perfect timing with the demise of Sears by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      I still remember being a little kid in the late 60s/early 70s and thumbing through Sears's "Wish LIst" catalog a few weeks prior to Christmas, the toy section was always in the back. It was one of the most gleefully anticipated traditions of the season.
      I'm not sure what Amazon's angle is here though, kids would probably be just as happy surfing their website, but I guess it'd be nostalgic for older parents..?

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    8. Re: Perfect timing with the demise of Sears by peragrin · · Score: 1

      I was thinking toyr us but sears works too.

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    9. Re:Perfect timing with the demise of Sears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose the younger people here may not remember that Sears started as a catalog and mail order company.

    10. Re:Perfect timing with the demise of Sears by Iamthecheese · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This won't go anywhere; the internet makes underwear ads obsolete.

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    11. Re:Perfect timing with the demise of Sears by Charcharodon · · Score: 1

      As a child of the 70s and 80s yeah the Sears catalog with the Christmas toy section was pretty much as good as it got.

    12. Re:Perfect timing with the demise of Sears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And die off in less than 100 yrs. Maybe they should have just bough Toys-r-US and Sears. The real-estate holdings a loctions will give them LOTS of logistic areas to use.

      They just started up Amazon Logistics in our area, instead of UPS or FedEx it is a random person (looks like a LYFT service) , who is happy to making any money. They took over an old super market... but not the store... just the parking lot nad placed a big text over it, with Amazon Delivery trucks/vans. With smiling PRIME on the side.

    13. Re:Perfect timing with the demise of Sears by jtara · · Score: 1

      Bringing multi-colored toilet paper back to bathrooms everywhere!

    14. Re:Perfect timing with the demise of Sears by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Perfect timing with the demise of Sears!! Amazon will take over the world!

      Feels a bit more like Amazon is dancing on Sears' grave. If anyone was primed to establish and dominate the online delivery industry, it was Sears. It was a real missed opportunity and something that will likely be decomposed and discussed in business schools for decades. (hindsight being 20/20 and all). We kind of knew it was too late for Sears once Kmart bought/merged it.

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    15. Re: Perfect timing with the demise of Sears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would someone want to do that for you on your schedule at that rate? It's nasty work, and a health risk. They can get $75+ for up to four hours from Amazon, meaning it is likely less than four hours and more than $18.75/hr, and they can pick their schedule without dealing with and internet tough guy who thinks he knows it all.

    16. Re: Perfect timing with the demise of Sears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sears was run into the ground after the real genius behind it was screwed out id his half of the business.
      #RoebucksRevenge

  2. Why didn't they mail a USB stick by goombah99 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Paper. It never goes away. That's interesting but I'm not sure what to make of it. Angry people will say it is an abomination and needs to go away by force. But tactile input media seems important. On the otherhande I used to never think a kindle could replace a paperback. Now I prefer the kindle.

    What I do miss however is that it screws up my photograpic recall. I recall facts and images in equations in text books in part, by where they are on the page. The kindle eradicates that so my recall goes down. I don't care about that for pulp fiction but for text and jouranl articles it matters.

    My fingers also remember what pages things were near.

    The other nice thing about paper is that grouping effect. You dont' just get what you were looking for but also things you might be interested in that are related.

    We'ver lost that with academic search engine. It used to be that half the value of reading a journal was the article after the one you searched for was more important.

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    1. Re:Why didn't they mail a USB stick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now really, should you plug a USB stick, mailed to you specifically, in to your computer? I know I personally wouldn't.

      That being said, how many people would? Probably most. But none the less, it's a precedent we don't need set.

    2. Re:Why didn't they mail a USB stick by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      It used to be that half the value of reading a journal was the article after the one you searched for was more important.

      You get that in toy, DYI and parts catalogs as well. Browsing in a paper catalog is still that much better.

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    3. Re: Why didn't they mail a USB stick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Missing the days of getting a dozen AOL CD drink coasters?

    4. Re:Why didn't they mail a USB stick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got mine over the weekend and was pleasantly surprised by it. They even have stickers to mark the pages! As an old guy with lots of young nieces and nephews I'm looking forward to them going through it like I did when I was their age. Instead of dog-earring the pages they can use the stickers!

    5. Re: Why didn't they mail a USB stick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not AOL sent hundreds floppies and cd-roms

    6. Re:Why didn't they mail a USB stick by brunes69 · · Score: 1

      Everyone the age of 35 and under is going to summarily take this catalog and throw it in the recycling bin. What a waste.

    7. Re: Why didn't they mail a USB stick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very few people under 35 have children, so theyâ(TM)re not the target audience.

  3. Man, I spent many an hour flipping through those by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sears, service merchandise, fred p gattas.. I know I'm forgetting some.. catalogs building up wish lists of toys I wish my parents (*cough* santa *cough*) could afford. We always got the dollar store knock-off action figures, though, but that's what imagination is for.

  4. Hope they don't use glossy paper... by Kenja · · Score: 3, Funny

    glossy paper makes for a poor fire starter.

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    1. Re:Hope they don't use glossy paper... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In most areas it is allowed in the recycle container - as is all other junk mail. So this just goes in with all the stupid advertisements for and against political candidates, for and against ballot measures (oh, wait, that was from last week), advertisements about suing your home developer (we get one of those every week!), Costco advertisements, junk from Casinos with their specials and "win now!", assorted other crap, etc. It goes from the mailbox right to the recycle - I don't allow junk mail to come into the house.

    2. Re:Hope they don't use glossy paper... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .. and even worse emergency toilet paper.

    3. Re:Hope they don't use glossy paper... by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

      When my father was a kid in the 1940s, his farm family used Sears catalogs in the outhouse for toilet paper. Yes, they hated the glossy pages too!

  5. So Amazon is the new Sears? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Amazon is the new Sears.

    1. Re:So Amazon is the new Sears? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      maybe it's more proper to say Sears could've been Amazon if they had embraced the internet

    2. Re:So Amazon is the new Sears? by deadwill69 · · Score: 1

      Your comment is so understated. They already have the distribution network around the country. All they needed was a working online catalog. Now Amazon is recreating it, without the local distributors.

      Sad.

    3. Re:So Amazon is the new Sears? by MobyDisk · · Score: 2

      without the local distributors.

      They ARE building local distributors!

      Actually, Amazon IS making local distributors. They bought whole foods, and they are building retail stores. They have one in Seattle and at least one in New York.

    4. Re:So Amazon is the new Sears? by paiute · · Score: 2

      This will come full circle when the Amazon catalog has a women's lingerie section.

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    5. Re:So Amazon is the new Sears? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So devoid of actual thought, the subject is the comment. What a moron.

    6. Re:So Amazon is the new Sears? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when will they take over the railroads?... The railroads and Chicago is where Sears, Monterrey Wards grew from. JC Penney's to some degree.

      Every wonder most all towns, west of the Mississippi had such common layouts? Thank Sears for selling a "town layout" product with finished maps. You just had to align 1st and Main (other choose was Boardway) with the railroad station or dock, and way you go. City Hall was 6th Main.

      How about the stroge from loooking the same... pig iron that bolted together to give you that 4 column front with recessed front door and plate glass windows. Thank Sears again. You still see of those things over 100yrs after the building was built. columns are now normally painted is faux turned wood columns. Use a magnet to confirm.

    7. Re: So Amazon is the new Sears? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good jerk material when your 14/15

    8. Re: So Amazon is the new Sears? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're

    9. Re:So Amazon is the new Sears? by bjdevil66 · · Score: 1

      Only if the women's underwear section is included. That section was indispensable for those of us living in "no porn" homes as pre-Internet kids. (I preferred the more risque JCPenney's underwear section over Sears's more conservative selection, but you'd take what you could get.)

    10. Re:So Amazon is the new Sears? by deadwill69 · · Score: 1

      They should have just bought sears.

  6. Even Manchildren by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It should be illegal to advertise to children

  7. The Toys I didn't get from Sears by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

    Born in the 70's, I was big into the Star Wars toys and some other toys around that era. My parents let us get some, but never could we get enough. For half of the stuff I couldn't get, I would keep old Sears catalogs to look at the pictures and pine for them. Until my asshole (read: probably completely reasonable and sensible) dad through the old catalogs away... the heartless son of a bitch!

    Well with the www, we will always have access to old picts of old toys, so I doubt any kids are going to drool over these catalogs. Or will they?

    1. Re:The Toys I didn't get from Sears by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      Well it's a good way to make discovery easier. Trying to find stuff you don't know you want isn't the easiest on Amazon's site. A department specific catalog like this makes it a breeze. Plus it means you don't need to use a "device" to view it, and it's easy to share. Funny how it's always two steps forward one back.

      I don't think it would be great for everything but this particular case it seems like a great idea. With department stores basically dead, and Toys 'R' Us gone (for now) it's really down to Walmart, Target, and Amazon competing for toy sales, and the first two already put toy out catalogs for Christmas.

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    2. Re:The Toys I didn't get from Sears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon search is down right terrible and it used to be levels worse. Once upon a time, it was quite common to search google for amazon items and still it's not a bad idea if you can't find what you are looking for. Search is ten fold better then what it was, but it isn't quite google good yet. I suspect they need to emulate this with the catalog to get the full experience. Pages could be stuck together and used to hide items for the less savvy.

    3. Re:The Toys I didn't get from Sears by NormalVisual · · Score: 2

      Well with the www, we will always have access to old picts of old toys, so I doubt any kids are going to drool over these catalogs. Or will they?

      They won't, because you had to have actually been there as a kid before video games to understand just how cool the Enterprise Bridge and Space:1999 Eagle playsets really were, along with all the Evel Knievel and SSP toys. You also had to have been there to understand the depth of envy you felt when your friend got one and you didn't.

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  8. just the toys ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So this isn't going to be a full 800 pages including ladie's undergarments?
    weak.

    1. Re:just the toys ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm rather surprised there was a toy section...to be honest the only thing I remember from Sears catalogs was the ladies undergarments section lol. And every kid knew that you always had a spare catalog hidden in the woodshed as a contingency plan.

    2. Re:just the toys ? by EvilSS · · Score: 3

      Man I hated flipping through those as a kid to get to the toy section. Until one day I didn't.

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    3. Re:just the toys ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was also in case you... oh never mind.

    4. Re:just the toys ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hellllooo Cheryl Tiegs

  9. No mention of Christmas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is Winter Sunlight?

    For this reason, God sends them a powerful delusion(operation of wandering)(planet) so that they will believe the lie.

    1. Re:No mention of Christmas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is Winter Sunlight?

      For this reason, God sends them a powerful delusion(operation of wandering)(planet) so that they will believe the lie.

      Christmas? You mean the pagan holiday appropriated by early Christians to make conversion easier? Or do you really think Jesus was born on December 24?

    2. Re: No mention of Christmas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was. I always herd my sheep in December.

    3. Re: No mention of Christmas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I herd my sheep last night. They were up late - playing, talking and laughing. I had to get onto them. If they don't get enough sleep, then they are really baaad.

  10. Re: Man, I spent many an hour flipping through tho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This great. I need to prop up the corner of my WinNT box in the basement.

  11. Deforestation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're call Amazon because that's what they'll have to cut down for all that wasted paper

    1. Re:Deforestation by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Well, they did start off by being a book store.. and they still are.

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    2. Re:Deforestation by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Shockingly, the phone book is still thrown on my doorstep at least once a year too. From there it goes right into the recycling can, never even making it inside.

      Can we make both of them go away?

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  12. Does it have... by cellocgw · · Score: 1

    Dolls for Grownups? #AskingForAFriend

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      Check out JBox from Japan.

  13. Terminology by GerryHattrick · · Score: 0

    Don't try it here. 'Holidays' are in summer, and presents come at Christmas.

    1. Re:Terminology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the southern hemisphere, Christmas is in summer, you insensitive clod.

  14. No prices by EvilSS · · Score: 1

    One interesting conceit Amazon had to make for this to work with their ever-shifting pricing model is there are no prices in the catalog. You have to go online to see the current price.

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  15. 35 pages isn't a catalog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The PDF doesn't look any different from a typical junkmail sale flyer you might see from Staples, Best Buy, Walls-Mart, etc. It might be novel that Amazon is circulating a promotional flyer, but calling it a catalog is overstating things by quite a bit. TFS made it seem like Amazon was trying to reproduce the old Sears Christmas Wishbook winter catalog.

  16. woosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    woosh

  17. Re:Advertising to kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can the wee bastards whine for expensive toys they will play with for a few hours and then never touch again if they don't know about them?

  18. How About a PDF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  19. Just slightly-overcharge-you prices... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not a conceit. It's part of their plan to always provide you with the optimal pricing. The optimal pricing that will still induce you to buy the product while maximizing their profit.

    Far too many times I have heard of a product I wanted being available on Amazon for some ridiculously low price that made buying it a no brainer, only to find out that when I logged in with my Amazon account to buy it, the price had gone up to the point I was no longer interested.

    1. Re: Just slightly-overcharge-you prices... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon had a big push to get prime members with lots of free Prime Videos, and come the end of January all those Prime TV shows switched to PURCHASE...

      Christmas Bait & Profit Switch...

    2. Re:Just slightly-overcharge-you prices... by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      It's not a conceit. It's part of their plan to always provide you with the optimal pricing. The optimal pricing that will still induce you to buy the product while maximizing their profit.

      Far too many times I have heard of a product I wanted being available on Amazon for some ridiculously low price that made buying it a no brainer, only to find out that when I logged in with my Amazon account to buy it, the price had gone up to the point I was no longer interested.

      Yes, and a conceit Amazon had to make when printing a paper catalog was to not put prices in it.

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    3. Re: Just slightly-overcharge-you prices... by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      Such as? What titles?

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  20. Dont want anymore paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh. I am already fed up with others sending paper catalog now amazon too..

    Why don't they put that in the app itself or send in email!
    Who has time to go over each and every item, it's so much easier to search in the app and read reviews.

  21. The catalog is geared towards kids, not parents by williamyf · · Score: 1

    Yes, kids these days have tablets and all that, but the tablet is distracting, the kid could be gaming instead of watching the catalog and drooling over the toys, which is the whole point.

    So, that's why the catalog is for toys, and toys alone, not some sort of "best of amazon" catalog.

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    1. Re:The catalog is geared towards kids, not parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We got one. My 7 year old son picked it up immediately and is already pestering me about his xmas presents. Well played Bezos.... well played.

  22. not a cue barcode? by williamyf · · Score: 2

    What is this barcode abomination I Hear about? Cues is the way to go for the full retro feeling.

    That would have been a wonderfull excuse to get my 5 :cuecats out of storage and party like it is 2000 all over again!

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    1. Re:not a cue barcode? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      remember the drama when cuecat found out people started hacking their barcode readers for scanning other things?

  23. Everyone Olde is New Again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they never heard of Sears' "Wish Book", apparently.

  24. As a parent by sls1j · · Score: 1

    this is not targeted at parents but at children who don't have access to their parents amazon accounts to browse for themselves. It's so little Suzy will say, "daddy, daddy, I want this dolly rocket house, and this stuffed animal, and this...." Now not only are ads everywhere on the web, but your children are now effectively turned into yet another ads. /s Thanks Amazon /s

  25. Having grown up in a shit-hole town in the desert, by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    the Sears Wishbook is how I told everyone what I wanted for Christmas. That toy section was just about worn out from all the flipping through the pages I did. When you got something for Christmas from Sears it was usually obvious too - my Masters of the Universe toys came in cardboard box two-packs instead of the standard single item blister packs, and things that usually came in boxes usually came in plain brown cardboard boxes with monochrome print on the outside instead of the fully color shelf print.

    Of what Amazon does that I disapprove of, bringing back a real toy catalog might be one of those things they do that I can get along with. Sure, it probably wont have the heft of the Wishbook, but there were other, supplemental small catalogs too....

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  26. Do not want! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I get the nostalgia and all, but kids are grown, and it's going straight into the trash. How to opt out?

  27. Coulda Been Sears by kackle · · Score: 1

    I STILL think Sears could eat Amazon's lunch, but I know it won't happen; they will continue to evaporate to nothing.

    Amazon's website is awful, one of the worst. And purchasing something from it often means taking a gamble dealing with someone who is halfway around the world and only wants your money - he is not interested in building his store's brand nor product quality. Browsing on that website is often arduous, "What I wouldn't give to walk around some aisles to touch/find what I want..." I catch myself thinking.

    My elderly neighbor of 30 years just passed away, and I learned that her ~60 year old house is a Sears Roebuck house! To the younger folks, after being chosen from a Sears catalog, the house's engineering plans and all its materials were delivered to the site, where it was built, and still stands today.

    I think there is a great advantage to exploiting both an online presence AND an in-store experience (shelves of product and order pick-up), but being mindful that non-poor people do not want to waste time jacking around with dubious suppliers and their "brands". If Sears "chooses" what they sell and stands behind it, they would be more than barf-on-a-screen.

    1. Re:Coulda Been Sears by gtall · · Score: 1

      According to the WSJ, Amazon isn't making big bucks shifting merchandise. Their money these days is coming from The Cloud (dum, da da, dum). Amazon is getting too big for any one company to knock off because they'd essentially need to be another Amazon. As soon as any company started getting traction, Amazon would just buy them out or undercut them or get them regulated to death. The only way for Amazon to die is for business sentiment to shift to Not Cloud (good luck selling the MBAoids on that one) and consumer sentiment shift shortly there after.

      Of course the Federal Government could go after them. What's-His-Name hates Bezos and isn't afraid to use the Federal Government for his personal needs. As long as Congress is in the grips of corporatists, it won't happen there and they couldn't unfairly target a single company anyhow.

    2. Re:Coulda Been Sears by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      My elderly neighbor of 30 years just passed away, and I learned that her ~60 year old house is a Sears Roebuck house! To the younger folks, after being chosen from a Sears catalog, the house's engineering plans and all its materials were delivered to the site, where it was built, and still stands today.

      You could buy a *house* through Sears? Holy crap!

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    3. Re:Coulda Been Sears by magarity · · Score: 3, Informative

      I STILL think Sears could eat Amazon's lunch, but I know it won't happen; they will continue to evaporate to nothing.

      Sorry but you're a little behind on current events. Sears could have eaten Amazon's lunch 15 years ago but they're in bankruptcy proceedings. And not the reorganization kind but the 'sell everything off and liquidate because we give up' kind.

    4. Re:Coulda Been Sears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Houses, cars, motor cycles...

    5. Re:Coulda Been Sears by kackle · · Score: 1

      Touche.

    6. Re:Coulda Been Sears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's some examples: Sears Homes

    7. Re:Coulda Been Sears by d0rp · · Score: 1

      And purchasing something from it often means taking a gamble dealing with someone who is halfway around the world and only wants your money - he is not interested in building his store's brand nor product quality.

      To some extent, that is true, but the reviews mean that a lot of seller in fact do care a great deal about product quality, and making you happy. If they get bad reviews on Amazon, they're not going to sell very much. Unless it's some sort of really niche product, people will tend to buy a similar product that has better reviews.

      My wife reviews almost everything she buys on Amazon, and as a result she gets contacted by various sellers who offer to reimburse her for the cost of their products if she writes a review (and it doesn't have to be a good review to get the reimbursement). She once wrote a bad review of a product that she bought herself and the seller contacted her and offered to refund her if she removed the bad review, but she declined.

    8. Re:Coulda Been Sears by kackle · · Score: 1

      She once wrote a bad review of a product that she bought herself and the seller contacted her and offered to refund her if she removed the bad review, but she declined.

      I wonder how many decline in order to leave the bad review right where it belongs.

  28. Really? PAPER? by sootman · · Score: 1

    Trying to kill the Amazon, Amazon?

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  29. Worked at Sears during the KMart takeover. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They failed for one simple reason: Management didn't do what was necessary to keep up with tech. They were still using Palm Pilot inventory systems on unencrypted pre-802.11 wifi in 2008 or so, without plans to replace it. They were running a partial T1 to the headquarters and having all pricetags printed using queries from that main database, which besides having a slow response latency, could become bogged down during peak sale events at various times of the year. The store in question didn't even have an IT service person on-site, despite doing tens of thousands of dollars a day in sales.

    Sears deserves to die only slightly less than K-Mart, but both definitely fumbled the ball with their lack of vision towards the future.

  30. Big Data by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    those catalogs are expensive but with how much history they have they'll know exactly who to mail it to. And with Sears and Toys-R-Us dead they'll clean up this year. Walmart barely even has toys these days. There's one small isle for boys, one for girls and one for the little kids.

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  31. Will it arrive by tgibson · · Score: 1

    In a large cardboard box?

  32. Obligatory Simpsons clip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... I would keep old Sears catalogs to look at the pictures and pine for them.

    The Simpsons- Sears' Catalog

  33. The kid in me likes it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good move, Amazon.

  34. Buy Houses or Kits OnLine ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many of us grew up in SEARS Mail order homes. Pick a house from the catalog, and the kit showed up a few weeks later.

    BEZOS is nothing until you can literally order whole homes, or at least home kits, from OnLine.

    Amazon could purchase Coldwell Banker Real Estate, to get things moving...
      just like they purchased Whole Foods.

  35. Re:Horse Dildos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I regret looking up what a sybian is while at work. shesh! people are freaks

  36. Crystal City, Virginia HQ. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems Amazon will be moving in close to the Pentagon and White House.

    President BEZOS 2020 ?

  37. Sears Homes are Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buying a whole house kit for a few thousand dollars, all high quality components inspected before they got shipped.

    http://www.arts-crafts.com/archive/sears/

    Buy a lot & order a home, no problem.

    1. Re:Sears Homes are Great by guruevi · · Score: 1

      They're all fine and well until you need to do some repairs or insulate. I have one of those, it's a pain in the neck to re-run electric which is necessary because the original was aluminum wiring as cheap as possible. You have to drill through 3 2x4's because the top of the house and the bottom of the house are separate parts. The whole house is 2x4 even though 2x6 has always been the standard in cold climates and even necessary for the length that they run as.

      The Sears houses were cheaply built in the factory, they're not great by any standards, even 1970's.

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    2. Re:Sears Homes are Great by kackle · · Score: 1

      I hear Lowes offers something similar these days.

  38. About time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THIS ought to draw the fat, pudgy, near-sighted, middle-aged stalkers out of the woodwork!

  39. Got one, like it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reminded me of being a kid again with the Sears Toy catalog.
    Gave it to the kids. Seams like a good idea. Has stickers in it for kids to put on the things they want.

  40. That's perfect! by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

    Will there be rotary-dialed telephones too, that I can call up, wait on hold for 10 minutes, then read off a 20 digit number, one digit at a time, for each item I want to purchase?

    How do I opt out of this bullshit? It's just an annoying waste of paper.

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  41. WTF Kill Billions of Trees! by WindowsStar · · Score: 1

    I don't want this no one wants this. Why kill billions of trees when you can just view it on-line! Why are they going back to 2000?