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Ford Patents a Way To Remove 'New Car Smell' (freep.com)
Ford has filed a patent for a method of eliminating the new car smell after a vehicle has been purchased. In the U.S., "new car smell" is beloved, but in China, customers find the odor disgusting. From a report: While the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office hasn't issued a ruling on the "vehicle odor remediation" patent application, and Ford hasn't committed to moving forward with the project, the paperwork explains what creates the odor so many Americans like: That new car smell is caused by volatile organic compounds given off by leather, plastic and vinyl. Chemicals used to attach and seal car parts may also contribute to the odor. People notice odors when compounds are released, which occurs when a car sits in high temperatures.
Ford scientists describe baking the car until the odor disappears, which happens after compounds are released. The process described in the patent involves parking the car in the sun, opening the windows slightly, and optionally turning the engine, heater and fan on.The system includes special software and various air quality sensors, and works only when fitted to a driverless or semi-autonomous vehicle. A lot of technology is involved in the patent application. The car would determine whether conditions are right to expel compounds, and the car would drive itself to a place in the sun and bake away the offensive odor.
Ford scientists describe baking the car until the odor disappears, which happens after compounds are released. The process described in the patent involves parking the car in the sun, opening the windows slightly, and optionally turning the engine, heater and fan on.The system includes special software and various air quality sensors, and works only when fitted to a driverless or semi-autonomous vehicle. A lot of technology is involved in the patent application. The car would determine whether conditions are right to expel compounds, and the car would drive itself to a place in the sun and bake away the offensive odor.
Pay a couple of big fat sweaty people to sit in it farting and burping for a couple hours.
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That new car smell is caused by volatile organic compounds given off by leather, plastic and vinyl. Chemicals used to attach and seal car parts may also contribute to the odor.
It's also given off by the plastic dashboard, which was injection-molded but the tool was so insanely complex that they kept getting pale creases and they used that boot polish that comes in a bottle with a foam applicator to paint the creases out.
... not that I'd know.
I've not heard of anyone who likes it, though it's not a topic that comes up very often and there are some who like the smell of paint thinners and acetone.
And you're a voter. (An alias for "complete moron".)
.... that don't require volatile organics in their manufacture. Perhaps this current fashion for glueing everything could be reverted back to rivets and bolts for a start. And there are plenty of plastics that don't release volatile compounds for months after they're purchased - eg you wouldn't be too happy if your food smelt like a chemical plant after you took it out the packaging.
If I wanted to sit in a hot car for a few hours and get baked until the smell goes away, I'd buy a Volkswagen.
Corruption is convincing someone that the selfless ideal is the same as their selfish ideal.
When you've grown up and mummy doesn't drive you everywhere and you have to get yourself to places that don't have public transport or nice men driving Ubers (yes, they're cars too), perhaps you'll understand.
How can you patent parking a car in the sun and leaving the windows open?
"Ain't nothin' better than a new car smell...'cept maybe for pussy"
Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Because I don't live in a city, and the nearest place to buy groceries is about 10 km away.
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The ones that people dangle from their rear view mirrors.
To me they're the odor equivalent of scraping your fingernails across a chalk board.
(Of course these days everyone has whiteboards and nobody knows anymore what a chalkboard is or what scraping your fingernails across them sounds like.)
And it's easy to get rid of that aroma, just throw the damn things out.
Correct link to patent application: VEHICLE ODOR REMEDIATION
why you think you need a car?
So you're not trapped within a ~five mile radius of where you live.
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Americans love the smell because they associate it with getting a brand new car. This is a big deal in car culture.
Chinese hate the smell because it represents chemical contamination, something they know all too well. In China when they buy a new apartment and furnish it, there's a period of six months or so when they leave it vacant. They have to let all the materials outgas before they can live there.
So it's the different culture in China where every product is toxic and any off smell means you're being poisoned. Even if you buy from a reputable company there's always some middle manager somewhere who is going to substitute inferior materials for the quality materials her factory paid for and pocket the difference.
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...park the car in the sun with the windows slightly open, and the engine and heating on. Why make life more complicated than that? Oh BTW, yes. The chemical smell of new cars is disgusting as well as the smell of exhaust fumes, burning engine oil/lubricant, and petrol/diesel fumes. Cars just smell foul all the time. They're also loud. The sooner we move on from ICE cars the better.
... that "new car smell" is actually a perfume! They put that in to mask the actual smell of a new car which is mainly glue.
So maybe just "don't spray it in" would be the obvious way to not have that smell?
should they not work on and "patent" the other way round: how to retain it the longest?
Ummmm... can you patent something that my body does naturally?
"...The process described in the patent involves parking the car in the sun, opening the windows slightly, and optionally turning the engine, heater and fan on...A lot of technology is involved in the patent application."
You parked the car in the sun, cracked the windows, and turned on the fan. This is now considered "science" when removing a smell from a car interior? A generation ago we called this common sense.
I guess I'm getting too old for such patented stupidity.
And no, putting this "technology" into an autonomous car doesn't make you a genius. That just makes you greedy because you're going to charge the customer another $2000 for some bullshit feature they never asked for. Also known as 21st Century product design.
well you may need to beat the remove fee off the sales forum when you buy a new car
My car (not a Ford) is seven years old and I can still smell the leather.
They better not "fix" that.
I'd rather use a ride sharing service. I don't have to deal with insurance, or maintenance, or repairs or parking or tickets,..... or...., etc. or getting shamed for owning a car.
Jesus H. Mother Fucking Christ.
Did you grow up on a boneless chicken farm or something?!?!
How the fuck do you even walk without one of these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vertebral_column
Grow a fucking spine.
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There are photos of phalanxes of unsold Tesla automobiles parked outside.
The most likely explanation is that they were being stockpiled to maximize the number of U.S. customers who could benefit from the expiring "FIT" credit of $7500. By stockpiling the cars, Tesla was able to not cross the 200,000 unit number in 2018 Quarter 2 ending June 30. Crossing that statutory number in Q3 didn't count against the credit, hence Tesla ran their factory 24/7 so the cars they made plus inventory met the sales rush from the phased-out credit. There is also full credit in Q4 after which the credit is reduced by half by 2019, and so on.
Many Tesla critics pointed to these cars stored at airport or industrial park lots as baking in the California sun with attendant degradation. But we now know that proud owners of Tesla cars were spared having to inhale to toxic fumes of the New Car Smell.
I purchased a Toyota from a family member, purchased it during his family-formation years.
16 years later, one is entering college and the other just graduated. When you get into this car and before the A/C kicks in, you still get a whiff of the unmistakable New Kid small.
Let me get this right... they've patented "leaving a car in the sun with the windows open a bit"? Is there anything that can't be patented in the US?
In the 80s, I believe. Apparently, nobody in Italy wanted it.
It's just VOCs and noxious hydrocarbon vapors.
That's why Americans are buying this:
https://www.chemicalguys.com/N...
I just put my ozone generator in my car for a couple of hours if it has any smell I don't like, be it wet dog scent or musty smell from too much wet weather. It kills all the smells.
" It always feels great to slip into a brand new car and breathe in the scent of freshly-tanned leather, the musk of clean carpets, and the pure essence of clean plastic and rubber car parts". Hmm. That's one way to describe carcinogenic volatile organic off gassing.
But I like new car smell. I can remember as a kid there was a car wash near my house and one of the interior scent options they'd spray in your car was "New Car Smell."
Yeah, the strength of the smell really varies on how long it was sitting on the lot.
I got my new Mini Cooper customized straight from the factory, and damn smell of the plastics off-gassing was enough to give you a headache for the first few weeks I owned it. I ended up having to leave my windows open in my garage to let it dissipate. First world problems, I guess.
It smells better before that fat, greasy burger eating American get into it and drops the mac sauce all over the upholstery
or kiss the neck of a woman
I wonder how this works out for RealDolls.
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getting shamed for owning a car
To avoid the even greater shame of being seen taking public transit. And showing up for a job interview after having sat in a puddle of hobo piss.
Have gnu, will travel.
places that don't have public transport or nice men driving Ubers
I'd rather use a ride sharing service.
Viol8's comment was referring to places where the Uber ride sharing service is not available. Or is Lyft in a lot of areas where Uber isn't? What am I missing?
The new Ford Iguana...
Damn thing drove off to Arizona and left me here in the frozen north.
“He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
Because when one drives a stick shift, getting a used one isn't an option since people think The Fast and Furious movie franchise is how one drives a stick shift.
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The process described in the patent involves parking the car in the sun, opening the windows slightly, and optionally turning the engine, heater and fan on.
So, they've patented a way to make global warming worse? Thanks Ford.
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
Because Ford getting a patent for "parking in the sun with windows slightly open" sounds like an Onion Article.
If there's a market for it in China, then by all means go for it. I personally can't stand when my car finally LOSES that "new car smell". You get a good 2-3 months of it and then I spend the rest of the life of the car using "New Car Smell" Little Trees which don't really smell the same but its still a pleasant scent.
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Baking soda
In China when they buy a new apartment and furnish it, there's a period of six months or so when they leave it vacant. They have to let all the materials outgas before they can live there.
Maybe that's what they would like to do, but this pings my BS meter.
Paying six months of rent or mortgage on a place you're not living in is a financial hardship in any country.
That that is is that that that that is not is not.
You'll have to forgive them. They think the whole country is like their big city, with public transportation and ride-sharing services everywhere. When I look out of my front door I see TREES, not wall-to-wall concrete.
My work today was 95 miles from home. Nearest grocery store to my home is 7 miles. My doctor's office is 12 miles away. Our office is 23 miles. Last Saturday I went to see a youth football game that was 52 miles from home. And all of this is "local".
I'm sure there are residents of other states who live in more spread out areas than I do. The people posting here have no clue how big the country is.