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NASA's InSight Successfully Lands on Mars (theverge.com)

NASA's latest Mars lander, InSight, successfully touched down on the surface of the Red Planet moments ago, surviving an intense plunge through the Martian atmosphere. From a report: It marks the eighth picture-perfect landing on Mars for NASA, adding to the space agency's impressive track record of putting spacecraft on the planet. And now, InSight's two-year mission has begun, one that entails listening for Marsquakes to learn about the world's interior. After six and a half months of traveling through space, InSight hit the top of Mars' atmosphere a little before 3PM ET. It then made a daring descent to the surface, performing a complex multi-step routine that slowed the lander from more than 12,000 miles per hour to just 5 miles per hour before it hit the ground. To get to the surface safely, InSight had to autonomously deploy a supersonic parachute, gather radar measurements, and ignite its thrusters all at the right time. Altogether, the landing took just under seven minutes to complete, prompting the nickname "seven minutes of terror." "InSight's view is a flat, smooth expanse called Elysium Planitia, but its workspace is below the surface, where it will study Mars' deep interior," Nasa posted Monday, sharing the first photo after the landing.

175 comments

  1. Sensors by sycodon · · Score: 2

    Hijacking that inane comment to ask another, likely inane question.

    Would it be unreasonable to assume that they have been placing sensors on these spacecraft to register the various radiation levels experienced during the trip to Mars. This seems like it would be invaluable empirical data of what those anxious to get there in person will face on the trip.

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    1. Re:Sensors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need to get back to calling these people what they are - bloggers. "Reporter" implies a certain level of knowledge, fact-checking, and professionalism that employees of outlets like The Verge have yet to earn.

    2. Re:Sensors by Strider- · · Score: 4, Informative

      This probe didn't have sensors, but that data is pretty well known. The radiation environment in deep space was measured throughout the Apollo years through Pioneers 6/7/8 were placed into Solar orbit to measure the radiation environment.

      Additionally, most of the deep space probes (Voyager 1/2, Pioneer 10/11, all had particle/plasma detectors on them to detect the radiation environment.

      So yes, there's pretty darned good data on the radiation environment of deep space.

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    3. Re:Sensors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It costs $10,000 to get a pound into orbit, around ~$110,000 / pound to the surface of mars. So there isn't much room to just "throw some extra sensors" along for the ride.

      If there were sensors to measure that along the way, the NASA Mission page would say so.

      Additionally, it's possible other missions have tried to measure radiation levels.

      But otherwise, don't assume they're carrying anything besides what the mission pages say.

    4. Re:Sensors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regardless, you would get many many people that would volunteer for that trip.

    5. Re:Sensors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Radiation would be the *median* of their worries. If they make it that far, they may blow up when they light the rockets anyway. The LEAST of their worries has got to be space-fleas or running out of Diet Coke or something like that.

    6. Re:Sensors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fairness, many so-called "real reporters" don't have a certain level of knowledge, fact-checking, or professionalism that they historically had either.

    7. Re: Sensors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would

    8. Re:Sensors by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      You don't need a sensor to know that. Anyone would be dead halfway there from radiation.

    9. Re:Sensors by farble1670 · · Score: 2

      Doesn't matter. No one is fucking going to Mars in the lifetime of anyone around today. Or, if they do, it'll be a one-way suicide mission, and radiation will be the least of their worries.

      Comrade, this is why we beat you to the moon (and we'll beat you to Mars as well).

    10. Re: Sensors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No chance after that comment

    11. Re: Sensors by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      For excellence in trolling, you have earned your extra ration of Vodka today.

    12. Re: Sensors by MooseTick · · Score: 1

      You are a real hero. Think of the advances for humanity you will make by volunteering to die on Mars.

    13. Re: Sensors by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      So what? You are going to die on Earth.

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    14. Re:Sensors by Locke2005 · · Score: 3, Funny

      One of my life goals is to go down in the history books as the first human to die on Mars. Unfortunately, my health isn't good enough for them to take me as a volunteer, never mind that fact that I'd likely commit suicide the instant we landed just to make sure I got the record...

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    15. Re: Sensors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean real, professional reporters like Stephen Glass?

    16. Re:Sensors by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      So yes, there's pretty darned good data on the radiation environment of deep space.

      Yep. What will show progress towards a trip to mars will be testing of shielding on some such mission. There's a variety of things that will need to be protected again: X and gamma rays, ions and solar wind, cosmic rays in the form of fast neutrons, etc. All are blocked by different materials and will likely need a composite shielding to protect the human crew and one that will fit into the allowable mass. Some of that could be made up of the water that will needed for the mission anyway, but not all.

    17. Re:Sensors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time to buy stock in Tang and powdered milk. Yes, you too can get used to powdered milk on a long journey to Mars. What's the difference?

  2. Re:Marsquakes? by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

    The term is in the quote from The Verge. You can complain to them that their article is using terminology that you don't like, but commenting about it here accomplishes nothing.

  3. Re: Marsquakes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Picture shows pimples on a butthole

  4. Re: Marsquakes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But it isnâ(TM)t on earth, therefore mars quakes

  5. Re:Marsquakes? by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We call earthquakes earthquakes.

    Yes, because they occur on the Earth.

    For some reason, earthquakes on Mars are now called Marsquakes?

    Well, they certainly aren't earthquakes. Perhaps they should simply be called "quakes". But earthquake is definitely not correct.

    If you have to make up a word and make it a proper noun for a really fundamental effect on a science and technology news website, something is seriously wrong.

    I'd say marsquake is pretty accurate. Certainly more so than earthquake. "Earthquake" is simply two words put together to describe the ground on the earth shaking. If it occurs on Mars, then to say the Earth is quaking would be very inaccurate.

    New words are made up all of the time and the meaning of some words change over time as well. If you don't like it, speak Latin. It's a dead language it isn't supposed to evolve.

  6. Re:Marsquakes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Well that begs the question, is Mars' dirt called "mars" the same way Earth's dirt is called "earth"? And then also who's going to go back and adapt all the works of Literature for Martian perspective also?

    And most importantly why the fuck are we wasting our time asking dumb questions like this instead of something interesting?

  7. Most important mission in years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd say this has to be one of the most important missions in years in terms of space research.
    This will open the doors to future Mars missions by showing the internal geometry of the planet, potentially leading to liquid water, caves for future colonies and underground chemistry.
    Equally the Risk Assessment of space impacts to know for sure just how frequent they are.
    But as a bonus, also a test of deep-launch cubesats, which can be used to help massively improve the Deep Space Network as well as do experiments around lesser bodies like asteroids since they are so disposable with their cheap(er) development prices.

    I can only hope it doesn't go awry. It'll be crushing. Probably worse so than the Beagle2 failure.

    1. Re:Most important mission in years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shows the ignorance here.

      The Solar Parker Probe stands to peer into the many mysteries of solar phenomena and has been in the making for decades and we're only just able to pull this mission off thanks to materials science.

      Enjoy your toys on Mars while we the mysteries of the ages are being studied a few AUs away.

  8. Re:Marsquakes? by rogoshen1 · · Score: 2

    well let's follow this to the logical conclusion: "Uranusquake" ... that won't be abused at all.

    But really, there's geological phenomena that are not going to be unique to earth; coming up bespoke names for them on each planet/world we come into contact with is silly.

  9. Re: B-but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A mars quake makes all the mars rats come out of the mars holes and ask for spare mars change

  10. Marsquakes grinds my gears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are called earthquakes (little e) because earth = ground/land, not because they occur on Earth. Mars would still have earthquakes, not Marsquakes.

    1. Re:Marsquakes grinds my gears by arth1 · · Score: 0

      Agreed.
      If you're not willing to say Tellusquake, don't say Marsquake either.

    2. Re:Marsquakes grinds my gears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, when you land your seismograph equipped lander on Mars, you can call them whatever you want.

      Meanwhile, this is NASAs, and they're calling them Marsquakes.

    3. Re:Marsquakes grinds my gears by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Let's try to simplify it and call them all "planetquakes". But what about sub-planets like Pluto and Ceres? Okay, "big-ball-quakes". Wait, not all are round. Okay, "big-lump-quakes". That's awkward. BLQ? Bah! go with "quakes". Done!

    4. Re:Marsquakes grinds my gears by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      go with "quakes". Done!

      And get sued by the Quakers? No thanks. I'll stick with "temblors".

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  11. Quote/paraphrase accurately or STFU, TYVM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're going to pretend someone said something, quote or paraphrase accurately or STFU. He said ongoing buzz-talk of colonizing it anytime soon is pointless for several reasons - Your dishonest preposition nonwithstanding.

    There's nothing on Mars that requires human beings in the flesh to discover. We're landing robots because it makes sense. Bill Nye isn't against that, he's against morons pushing ridiculous bullshit like you just tried.

    1. Re:Quote/paraphrase accurately or STFU, TYVM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. I don't care for Bill Nye at all, but he is right.
      Mars Human Missions are pointless, robots are all fine though.
      A human colony on Mars shouldn't even be attempted in this half of the century. It is a monumental waste of resources.
      We could DO it, hell we even have a good chance of surviving on it for a long time if not for the foreseeable future, but it is still a huge waste.
      Robots can do what humans can't, and they can do it faster and more often.
      What humans can do is something Mars doesn't really need, not in person, a remote link from Earth is more than enough, even with the latency.

      The biggest issue is us not putting enough money behind these missions.
      Even double the amount of budgets we have now would improve what could be done, more than "double" than what the budget can seemingly give.
      We'd be able to launch more significant missions instead of "12 month~ lifetime" missions. We could launch missions that have a theoretical human lifetime attached to it because there'd be more money for testing all the edge cases of things that could fail, as well as backups and redundancy for vital components.

    2. Re: Quote/paraphrase accurately or STFU, TYVM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You call it a huge waste, I would call it way cool.

    3. Re:Quote/paraphrase accurately or STFU, TYVM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hit a nerve there, Bill?

  12. Re:B-but... by arth1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why should taxpayers be saddled with more debt so the nerd class can feel good about itself.

    Because without the nerd class, you'd still be driving around in a horse-and-buggy, without nifty things like mobile phones and GPS.

  13. Re:You people need to STOP BULLYING ME... apk by rastos1 · · Score: 0

    Actually the problem is indeed you. You are spamming /. for years. Get a server and put your great software there. If it is worth anything, people will find it.

  14. Re: B-but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Explain to me right this instant why you should not be banned with your idiotic posts?

  15. Re:B-but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We spend billions and it produces little of real value.

    I value Mars exploration. We both get a vote. I vote for more space exploration.

    Since more people do value knowledge of this sort than those who don't, you lose this round.

  16. Re:Marsquakes? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Of all the available sources, why would /. drive traffic to such a lame site?

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  17. Re:Marsquakes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Right. It's not like we've been measuring and talking about moonquakes since the 1960's... Oh wait, we have! Surprise, people use words in a way you personally don't like! English is a living language, the horror!

  18. This is how you do suspense by tsuliga · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am glad the NASA commentators were not constantly talking during the 7 minute landing sequence. This is how you build suspense. By not talking and letting the time flow and the suspense build. Hollywood could learn a lot by watching this NASA landing event.

    Well done.

    1. Re:This is how you do suspense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I would more properly call this suspense. There's no element of terror here.

    2. Re:This is how you do suspense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no element of terror here.

      Clearly you're not a graduate student doing a PhD in Martian geology. ;)

  19. Re:Marsquakes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Earthquake is not a proper noun, therefore it is not only applicable to Earth. That would be like calling an earthworm on mars a marsworm.

  20. Re:Marsquakes? by arth1 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yes, because they occur on the Earth.

    No, the word earthquake goes back to the 14th century, a century before the planet was first called Earth. It means ground, not the planet.
    Which is rather obvious, because the entire Earth does not quake.

  21. Re:You people need to STOP BULLYING ME... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually no, (not to defend nutter APK but...) THIS^ problem is c6gummer who is impersonating APK here for a long time now. C6gummer is one of the swastika spam-children ruining American society. #ROPE

  22. Re:Marsquakes? by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

    well let's follow this to the logical conclusion: "Uranusquake" ... that won't be abused at all.

    I don't think we need to worry about that on any of the gas giants.

    Like I said in my previous post, they should simply call them quakes on any other planet/moon and be done with it.

  23. Wish you were here? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    That's a hell of a thing to say! It's a desolate frozen rock!

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    1. Re:Wish you were here? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      That's a hell of a thing to say! It's a desolate frozen rock!

      Not so bad. If you look in the photo, off near the horizon, there's a Starbucks.

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  24. K'Breel is gonna be pissed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Whose gel-sacs will be ruptured this time?

  25. Re: You people need to STOP BULLYING ME... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No thanks

  26. Congratulations by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    That is a huge accomplishment to be able to do that. Good job by NASA!

    1. Re:Congratulations by 110010001000 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      That isn't sarcasm. That is what REAL innovation is. SpaceX shoots rockets to LEO and the Musk fanboys go nuts. NASA sends a probe to another fucking planet and you don't hear a peep from them.

    2. Re:Congratulations by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      SpaceX shoots rockets to LEO and the Musk fanboys go nuts. NASA sends a probe to another fucking planet and you don't hear a peep from them.

      Tautological.

      Beyonce releases an album and Beyhive goes nuts. But when Yo Yo Ma wins the 2016 Ordre des Arts et des Lettres, you don't hear a peep from them.

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    3. Re:Congratulations by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      yes we do, idiot

      TMRO and others who are spacex fans do celebrate NASAs missions, i mean JPL missions

      NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, a division of Caltech in Pasadena, California, manages the InSight Project for NASA's Science Mission Directorate, Washington. Lockheed Martin Space, Denver, Colorado built the spacecraft.

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    4. Re:Congratulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since 95% of your comments regarding space and Mars are sarcastic, what makes you think you've earnt the right to be taken seriously the other 5% of the time?

      Assuming every single post you make is sarcastic and insincere is a real timesaver for anyone reading slashdot. Why should anyone bother trying to work out the rare occasions when are actually trying to be sincere about something?

    5. Re:Congratulations by Blame+The+Network · · Score: 1

      That's the worst Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.

    6. Re:Congratulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe by using the /sincere tag?

    7. Re:Congratulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a good idea, provided he uses the /insincere tag for all the rest of his posts.

    8. Re:Congratulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't Elon's car somewhere near Mars right now? Has NASA landed anything upright? I don't think you make a very strong case, but yes- kudos to NASA. This is good stuff.

  27. Re:You people need to STOP BULLYING ME... apk by rastos1 · · Score: 1

    Easy solution: create an account.

  28. Re:Marsquakes? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    I'd call a worm on Mars a marsworm, it if was a worm native to Mars.

    If it was an earthworm that someone sent to Mars though, it would still be an earthworm. Probably a dead one.

  29. Landed on Mars! Yeah! Whatever you say boss! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cordero's not over an hour away so I takes a drive up the bypass farther than any fool would care to and I ain't seen squat for no lander. Liars!

    1. Re: Landed on Mars! Yeah! Whatever you say boss! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bully

  30. This is really impressive by SuperKendall · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    NASA seems to have got Mars landings down nearly pat. Although the article didn't exactly say, it seemed like this descent was similar to other recent landers, will have to look for exact details...

    Also really cool to have two CubeSats orbiting Mars now as well.

    Still not out of the woods yet, the craft has to deploy solar panels - hope that works out! Great work NASA!

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    1. Re:This is really impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think the cubesats were going to orbit Mars. They just fly on by, because they don't have much (or any?) thrusting capability for entering orbit, which takes a lot of dV.

      But yes, they're cool!

    2. Re:This is really impressive by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

      NASA seems to have got Mars landings down nearly pat. Although the article didn't exactly say, it seemed like this descent was similar to other recent landers, will have to look for exact details...

      Yes, it was identical to the Mars Phoenix in overall landing technique, which itself was (nearly) identical to the Mars Polar Lander of 1998 ("nearly" accounting for some corrections made to avoid the fate of Polar Lander, which crashed).

      different from Pathfinder and MER, which used the airbag technique, and from Curiosity (and the upcoming 2020), which used SkyCrane.

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    3. Re: This is really impressive by FuzzyDaddy2 · · Score: 2

      I liked the moment when they detected the parachute deployment from the sudden change in Doppler shift of the received signal.

    4. Re:This is really impressive by Burdell · · Score: 4, Informative

      The CubeSats are not in Martian orbit - they didn't have engines to slow down or a heat shield to bleed off energy (only small attitude thrusters). They just flew by Mars, and will be in an elliptical orbit around the Sun.

    5. Re:This is really impressive by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Thanks - I was in particular wondering if it used SkyCrane, but I guess not.

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    6. Re:This is really impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but this technique also looks very similar to the one use by the Viking landers back in 1976.

      Landing on Mars is not trivial, but doing it with the Viking's technology was really impressive. This is especially true for electronics, even taking into account the fact that space qualified components are typically several generations behind state of the art.

  31. Greek Etymology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Geology - the study of inner structure of Earth. "Geo" from "Gaia".
    Areology - the study of the inner structure of Mars. "Are" from "Ares".
    Hesperology - the study of the inner structure of Venus. "Hesper" from "Hesperus"...

    1. Re:Greek Etymology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kepler-349 bology - the study of the inner structure of Kepler-349 b. "Kepler-349 b" from "Kepler-349 b"...

    2. Re:Greek Etymology by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Geology - the study of inner structure of Earth. "Geo" from "Gaia".
      Areology - the study of the inner structure of Mars. "Are" from "Ares".
      Hesperology - the study of the inner structure of Venus. "Hesper" from "Hesperus"...

      From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Planetary geology, alternatively known as astrogeology or exogeology, is a planetary science discipline concerned with the geology of the celestial bodies such as the planets and their moons, asteroids, comets, and meteorites.[1][2] Although the geo- prefix typically indicates topics of or relating to the Earth, planetary geology is named as such for historical and convenience reasons; applying geological science to other planetary bodies. Due to the types of investigations involved, it is also closely linked with Earth-based geology.

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    3. Re:Greek Etymology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Errata:

      Areology - the study of the outer structure of areola, a part of women's breasts. Borrowed from Latin "areola" (“small vacant space, garden”), diminutive of area. Doublet of "areole".

      A link for self-driven research.

  32. Moderators - wake up by BuckBundy · · Score: 0

    Does this site have moderators any more?
    The new owners - hey, get them to do their job - this used to be a tech site, not a spammers' playground.

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    1. Re:Moderators - wake up by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 0

      Does this site have moderators any more? The new owners - hey, get them to do their job - this used to be a tech site, not a spammers' playground.

      Set your browsing to +1 in the slider at the top and you'll miss most of the junk.

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    2. Re:Moderators - wake up by BuckBundy · · Score: 0

      Thanks, almost forgot about the slider ;-), it does help a lot.

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  33. Radiation environment detectors on Mars by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

    Would it be unreasonable to assume that they have been placing sensors on these spacecraft to register the various radiation levels experienced during the trip to Mars. This seems like it would be invaluable empirical data of what those anxious to get there in person will face on the trip.

    This probe didn't have sensors, but that data is pretty well known. The radiation environment in deep space was measured throughout the Apollo years through Pioneers 6/7/8 were placed into Solar orbit to measure the radiation environment. Additionally, most of the deep space probes (Voyager 1/2, Pioneer 10/11, all had particle/plasma detectors on them to detect the radiation environment. So yes, there's pretty darned good data on the radiation environment of deep space.

    And, more specifically, the Curiosity rover had a radiation detector specifically designed to characterize the surface radiation levels: https://mars.nasa.gov/msl/miss...
    which is complementary to the Mars Odyssey orbiter, which characterized the radiation above the atmosphere: https://mars.nasa.gov/odyssey/...

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  34. Re:B-but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and cut military spending by 2/3, at minimum.

  35. Late-Breaking News from the Council... by rsmith-mac · · Score: 4, Funny

    Earlier this afternoon the The Council of Elders announced in triumph that they have once again detected and deflected the efforts of the blue world to land upon our soil.

    K'Nord, Speaker for the Council of Elders, told reporters in a lengthy and jovial press conference

    Fellow Citizens, the rumors are true: the insidious inhabitants of the blue world have once again attempted to land another one of their metal monstrosities upon our glorious red planet.

    However I am extremely proud to report that our defense forces, ever vigilant and ever ready, have once again managed to put a stop to the hostilities of the blueworlders.

    Less than an hour ago, our high-altitude defensive system intercepted a blue world metal vessel. Our attack was so rapid and so fierce that the vessel did not have time to respond. As a result of our attack, the device has come crashing down to the soil, rendering it unable to move.

    This spectacular failure of the blueworlders is yet another victory for the Martian Defense Force, and indeed our people. For try as they might over the last 40 years, the third planetâ(TM)s efforts to encroach upon our native soil always have and always will fail.
    Rejoice, podmates! For we are once again victorious!

    Shortly thereafter, a junior analyst in the room was overheard suggesting that the vessel was in fact designed to be stationary, and that it furthermore contained a drilling device designed to penetrate deeply into the planetary soil. Quickly reiterating the victory at hand, K'nord then had the analyst's gelsacs extracted and pulpified, to be used as a cleaning solution for the Council members' glasses.

    1. Re:Late-Breaking News from the Council... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      K'Nord???? What happened to K'Breel?

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    2. Re:Late-Breaking News from the Council... by rsmith-mac · · Score: 3, Funny

      K'Nord???? What happened to K'Breel?

      K'Breel retired after many glorious years of service. His gelsacs were ground into a fine tartare, which was enjoyed by all on the Council.

      (Tackhead has since retied from Slashdot. The good news is that the Council of Elders has many speakers. Even K'Breel needed a rotation off now and then)

    3. Re:Late-Breaking News from the Council... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      K'Breel belongs to all of us; we are all K'Breel. Thank you, on this illustrious day, for carrying on in the name of the Council!

  36. Bill Nye: in favor of Exploration by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

    Didn't THE scientific mind of our times, Bill Nye, just last week pontificate that Mars exploration is pointless?

    No, he didn't.

    He did pontificate against human colonization and terraforming of Mars. (He didn't exactly say he was "against" it: was he said was that he thought it would never happen). But he said he was in favor of human exploration of Mars.

    ...

    I value Mars exploration. We both get a vote. I vote for more space exploration.

    Yep, I'm with you.

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    1. Re:Bill Nye: in favor of Exploration by quenda · · Score: 1

      No, he didn't.

      He did pontificate against human colonization and terraforming of Mars. (He didn't exactly say he was "against" it: was he said was that he thought it would never happen). But he said he was in favor of human exploration of Mars.

      200 years ago, some idiots were saying the same about Antarctica, that it was only good for explorers and scientific bases with temporary residents.
      They could not imagine how our advanced technology would make vast greenhouses and permanent cities possible.
      Also the terra-forming process is well under way, and should be showing substantial progress over the next century,

    2. Re:Bill Nye: in favor of Exploration by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

      He did pontificate against human colonization and terraforming of Mars. (He didn't exactly say he was "against" it: what he said was that he thought it would never happen). ...

      200 years ago, some idiots were saying the same about Antarctica, ...

      I'm with you there :)
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    3. Re:Bill Nye: in favor of Exploration by quenda · · Score: 1

      A hotel on Mars would be awesome.

      Cynical though I am, I am surprised we have not seen more tourism in Antarctica.
        Does not bode well for Mars. While there will be huge excitement for the first visitors (Amundsen and Scott were famous in their day), the interest may drop off very quickly.

    4. Re:Bill Nye: in favor of Exploration by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I am surprised we have not seen more tourism in Antarctica.
      There is an international treaty against it.
      And the amount of ships "allowed" to enter the waters per year is limited.

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  37. Re: Marsquakes? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 0

    This is a quibble, but an understandable one. We ânavigateâ(TM) in the air and do âgeology â on the Moon. Why the sudden need for a neologism for earthquake?

  38. Re: B-but... by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 0

    Explain to me right this instant why you should not be banned with your idiotic posts?

    Because since he posted as AC, that means would mean banning anonymous cowards?

    (not that this would necessarily be a bad thing, considering the low signal to noise ratio of AC posts...)

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  39. Not a Betting Man by lazarus · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't bet against NASA anymore. After Curiosity used the "Sky Crane" to land on Mars I had to sing the Star-Spangled Banner naked on the roof of an office building in Ohio. Which meant that it was just another day in Ohio, but I was certain that that thing was going to be a smoking hole in Mars...

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  40. First pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Either they're caught in a shitstorm or they were attacked by a swarm of Martian bees.

  41. American "naked", or actual naked? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    American "naked", aka "wearing underwear" or even "showing more than your ankles, hands and head".
    Or actually naked?

    1. Re:American "naked", or actual naked? by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Nuck baked.

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  42. Re:B-but... by currently_awake · · Score: 1

    It's the business class that is bankrupting America. Smart people are normally in the Middle class.

  43. Re: Marsquakes? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

    It isn't sudden. The terms "moonquake" and "marsquake" have been in use for several decades, including in scientific publications (e.g. this 1972 paper about moonquakes).

  44. Congrats by lynck · · Score: 1

    Congratulations, NASA, for successfully landing an $850 million USD cordless drill on another planet.

    1. Re:Congrats by BuckBundy · · Score: 0

      It's not about what they landed, it's about that they landed - successfully.
      If you are the passenger, it becomes a bigger distinction.

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    2. Re:Congrats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have some awesome cordless drill if it can characterize the interior of a planet based on seismic measurements from a single point and then send that information on a tight beam microwaves via the DSN to a dedicated team of scientists. Not to mention it having the self-boring heat probe attachment!

      Did you get that at Lowe's?

  45. Re:Marsquakes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > > We call earthquakes earthquakes.

    > Yes, because they occur on the Earth.

    That's inaccurate. Earth, meaning dirt. Not earth meaning the planet.

  46. Aha! More details. by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    Oh well! Slightly less cool then, but still an interesting idea.

    It looks like they won't last longer than a few weeks, after that just orbiting as you said in an elliptical orbit - it would be nice if they had planned that to just exit the solar system or hit the sun, you can't start worrying about deep space debris too early!

    They do have tiny engines it appears, but just enough for small adjustments. Interesting the reason they have two was just for redundancy but it seemed both worked.

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  47. Re:Marsquakes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is rather obvious, because the entire Earth does not quake.

    Uh yeah, actually it does. How do you think we detect distant earthquakes with local sensors? How do you think Teller was able to tell that Ivy Mike was successful by using a seismometer in California? When the ground moves, the earth moves. You may not be able to feel is with your feet, but the shockwaves do travel the globe.

  48. Re:B-but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    t. Ahmed

  49. Re:B-but... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    Didn't THE scientific mind of our times, Bill Nye, just last week pontificate that Mars exploration is pointless?

    B-but no he didn't.

    Why the fuck was this post modded up?

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  50. Re:B-but... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

    No, he said that manned missions to live on Mars were pointless. Which they are (at least with current tech.)

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  52. News Flash: Mars Defense Network! by argStyopa · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the desk of his Imperiousness Qwerrfygrum:

    "Once again, the watery inhabitants of the Third Planet have assaulted our Beloved Homeland.

    25 Years ago, their attacks began, first with a suicidal crash, second with a landing that our Illustrious General Grogooglebarg (may his essences swim forever) disabled only moments after touchdown.

    We have managed over these years to maintain a strong success rate, with more than half their attacks being diverted, disabled, or destroyed before tainting our Red Fundament.

    Recently, some of their attack craft have landed and continued to roam. Those responsible for disabling these craft have been sequentially sacked until we've found the right Tentacle for the job! I believe I can say with confidence they have all been terminated finally.

    Unfortunately, however, the grim news of another lander cannot be refuted.

    The only way this could possibly get worse would be if this new attack craft actually drilled into Mother Mars, violating her sacred surface.

    STAY BRAVE, MARTIANS! We will triumph!"

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    1. Re:News Flash: Mars Defense Network! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahoy retarded motherfucker

      Only shitbags who can't speak to legitimate science fall for this kind of horseshit.

      Now shut the fuck up and let the adults talk.

    2. Re:News Flash: Mars Defense Network! by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Seriously, what's your malfunction? Meds run out?

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    3. Re:News Flash: Mars Defense Network! by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      We will build a great wall, and the Terrans will pay for it!

  53. Re:B-but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a look at who pays taxes and who receives tax money.
    It's the rich and the middle class that pay and it's the lower classes who take.

    Now take a look at how much needs to be cut from the budget and compare that to the what the budget is being spent on.
    The only way to balance the budget and bring spending under control is to cut military spending and entitlement spending.
    We can argue about how much to cut from which, but both must be reduced if bankruptcy is to be avoided.
    And that won't happen until and unless the greedy masses that feed at the government trough (military/industrial complex and welfare recipients) are silenced. The mob must be prevented from stampeding otherwise they'll capsize the boat we're all riding in.

  54. Congratulations King John! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spoken well, just like King John would have said it: Who dares challenge the Divine Right of Kings?! Why should we waste time parlaying about lands that are not our own, concerning ourselves with matters not English? Can we not weave? Do we not sow? Doth the woods and fields not provide?

    Surely God in His wisdom has provisioned us with all the necessities of Life in the Realm! Do not suffer Pride and look beyond your station! Be grateful and keep to your Hearth and Home!

  55. Sky Cranes [Re:Not a Betting Man] by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I don't bet against NASA anymore. After Curiosity used the "Sky Crane" to land on Mars

    That sky-crane was crazy. It's hard to believe there were not simpler alternatives. It was done in part to test technology to be used for more accurate landings so that rovers don't have to waste time and wear getting to the best targets. In the future, a hover-craft may take the rover/probe to the prime spot and then lower it down via a sky-crane.

    The traditional (Viking-esque) way has an error radius of roughly 20 miles.

    For InSight they opted for the old-fashioned way because accuracy wasn't an issue for this mission, being it's for general exploration of the sub-surface.

  56. Re:Marsquakes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Seriously... it really does. It rings like a bell as the P and S waves travel through and around the planet. This is actually the principle that allows InSight to work. The fact that a quake is detectable anywhere because it creates vibrations of the entire planet. The Sendai, Japan quake actually altered the axis of mass of the Earth by about 6.5 inches.

    InSight will watch for P, S, and surface waves (a total of 5 types in all) and use that information to figure out the original position of the quake and how the waves change from their origin will give clues as to the internal structure of the planet. Just as on Earth, earthquake waves are refracted and reflected and speed up/slow down as they travel through different mediums. It is a brilliant bit of science they are about to start in on.

  57. Re:It's an extremely boring planet to land on thou by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, like Musk could do anything like this. Give me a break. He can dig tunnels and put rockets into LEO.

  58. Re:It's an extremely boring planet to land on thou by quenda · · Score: 1

    more interesting to land on, other than Mars. Some of the moons of Jupiter, for example. I guess that's just too hard right now...

    The problem with reaching the Jovian moons is that they lack atmosphere for aero-braking, which means you need to send not just a small probe, but a big rocket to stop it. A much better candidate for landing is Titan, the big moon of Saturn. Such a mission has already been done, launched 21 years ago, and landed in 2005:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    How soon we forget. And let's not also forget the Russian landings on Venus has some success.

  59. No Microscopes allowed on Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the Andromeda Strain, Crichton begins by explaining the certainty of widespread life across our solar system as proved by microscopic proof of life in asteroids that have hit the Earth.

    The first life searching probe that landed on mars and used chemical means proved conclusively that Mars has microscopic life.

    But Earth is ruled by or-ganised re-ligion. The power of the major religions, especially in the USA and Rus-sia cannot be overstated. These all powerful bodies have not decided what the impact of widespread acceptance of extra-terrestrial life would have on their control ma-trix, so they take the coward's way, and supress all scientific discoveries in the 'wrong' direction.

    A ton of church paid propaganda pooh-poohed the asteroid and chemical analysis evidence. Loads of scientists are also members of churches- and many al-pha scientists think the church is essential for pacifying and controlling the "lesser"- so do its bidding even when they know the message is a lie, "for the greater good".

    Today this means NO MICROSCOPES ON MARS. Dribblers, like the common visitor here, do not know the impact Hooke's invention had on biological sciences at the time. While the church easily has its paid liars characterise the fossils of microscopic life in asteroids as "inorganic residue", it just cannot deny visual evidence of life on Mars. So the obvious answer is to ensure the religiously controlled societies of Russ-ia and the USA never send microscopes to mars.

    Now we'll get the usual tr-ools claiming the MACRO LENSES designed to look more closely at rocks for geological reasons are 'microscopes'- I've seen this lie repeated many times in the past. But obviously the level of maginification needed to see single cell or bacterialogical life is at a much greater level.

    Different tro-lls try the "microscopes are a waste of time" lie. They use the argument "you'd nevber know if what was observed came from Mars or contamination from the probe during its time on Earth.

    These excuses are same lame and transparent, you'd think only a very poor Gamma would fall for them. But the betas here swallow them up as intended everytime. Indeed Bet-as, far more than Gamm-as, are trained to swallow stat-ist lies from their ealiest years- just as Orwell described in 1984.

    Alphas who cared to notice have accepted the proof of simple forms of extraterrestrial life across the solar system since maybe the late 1950s, and by implication the fact that life on Earth more than likely was seeded by pre-existing life. That Mars and/or the remains of the planet we now know as the 'asteroid belt' may have been part of the same ecosystem.

    But alph-as do not believe in any organised religion, tho they may exploit or support the work of organised religions to control those they think are inferior and need controlling. So many evil aphas see no harm in having the knowledge of the widespead nature of simple life in our solar system kept from the ple-bs.

    Then there is another issue. Allow proof of life on Mars, and then contend with the pressure to bring back samples to earth for DNA analysis. The issue being the fear many have of allowing this 'alien' contaminate to threaten the biological 'safety' of Earth. There are many dim bulbs at NASA who argue "allow the truth of life on Mars to be revealed, and then, whether you like it or not, someone will bring that life back here and threaten all of us with the uncertain impact of alien bugs".

    Or-ganised re-ligions love the Status Quo, for it is always a construct they have worked tirelessly to create. And the leaders of or-ganised re-ligions, understanding the pack of lies their entities rely on, feel the ground is always on the verge of crumbling beneath their feet. Any fundamental change in Human Understanding could finally open the eyes of the shee-ple- lead to a widespread rejection of the evil nonsense that is organised religion.

    Sadly their paranoia is unfounded. The shee-ple won't blink if microscopic life on Mars is utterly proven. But the paranoia still drives Russ-ian and American space policy. And therefore there will be no microscopes no Mars.

    1. Re:No Microscopes allowed on Mars by AlanObject · · Score: 1

      Dude I really think you need to ratchet back whatever meds you are on.

    2. Re:No Microscopes allowed on Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientists need to keep microscopes here on Earth, to search for the tiny brains of people like you.

  60. Re:B-but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would be worse than that, he'd still be in his cave trying to make fire and failing.

  61. Re:Marsquakes? by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 3, Informative

    Well, Merriam-Webster has an entry for moonquake. Oxford lists marsquake. The Free Dictionary has sunquake. Dictionary.com lists starquake.

    While the 14th century usage may have meant something else, it's certainly well known that the entire planet Earth does in fact quake during an earthquake. Why do you think remote sensors can detect earthquakes half way around the planet? Definitions of words change over a couple of years, let alone several centuries. In this case, I'd say the term "earthquake" as in the planet is more accurate than the original definition. But it becomes problematic when you're talking about a quake on another celestial body.

    I also believe the "earth", as in dirt, that was referred to in the 14th century was generally referring to cultivable topsoil. You're not going to find much of that on the moon, mars, or a star.

  62. Re:Marsquakes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because the entire Earth does not quake.

    It does when Chuck Norris enters the South Pole.

  63. Re: Marsquakes? by dryeo · · Score: 1

    We used to use words like seleneology and aresology, and then decided to simply to use geology, even when not on the Earth. Language evolves.

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  64. Fox was First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fox put the entire thing live on youtube well before CNN. You can
    still watch.

  65. Re: Marsquakes? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

    That's fine. The complaint, however, was that the term was just invented in the past week by some clueless reporter, which is factually incorrect.

  66. So the war in middle east is WORTH WHILE? by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    6.5 trillion spent on middle east wars since 911.

    While even 10% of that would be enough for a Mars colony, it IS NOT A WASTE.

    The stupid fucking wars are a waste of time.

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    1. Re:So the war in middle east is WORTH WHILE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The stupid fucking wars are a waste of time.

      They're a jobs bill.

      And don't give me any of that Democratic "It's Trump" shit; the last five Presidents have kept us at war, including everybody's darling Obama.

  67. Re: Marsquakes? by dryeo · · Score: 1

    OK, rereading the thread, I see what you mean.

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  68. Re:Marsquakes? by sysrammer · · Score: 1

    Congrats. Trolled like 15-20% of the posts on this topic. You should get credited for another 50 mills.

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  69. Re:Signs of intelligent life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He he, thanks. The entire series set on Mars made for a fun afternoon chuckle.

  70. Re: Marsquakes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fake news!

    No real payload left Earth and it was all a giant scam to suck more $$$ into fake "research." All pictures and any video is real, but of fake computer rendered animations. So you should not believe what your own eyes see, nor what your brain thinks is real, but should instead believe the authoritative knowledge of the almighty AC on the Interwebz.

    Also everyone knows Mars is just a flat thin 2D circle. If Elon goes there and NEVER comes back, then I will admit that I am wrong, but of course I'm not.

  71. Re: It's an extremely boring planet to land on tho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's sort of correct, but the beauty of the Jovian moons is that they revolve around a planet that does have an atmosphere. So in principle they can use Jupiter's atmosphere to slow down to a speed that allows for slower passes around the moons (a la Galileo probe). I would think they'd be able to figure out how to get matched into a moon orbit so they can approach at a slow speed and only have to spend fuel to fight the moons gravity.

  72. Re:You people need to STOP BULLYING ME... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    APK, go eat shit.

  73. Re: It's an extremely boring planet to land on tho by quenda · · Score: 1

    That's sort of correct, but the beauty of the Jovian moons is that they revolve around a planet that does have an atmosphere. So in principle they can use Jupiter's atmosphere to slow down to a speed that allows for slower passes around the moons (a la Galileo probe). I would think they'd be able to figure out how to get matched into a moon orbit so they can approach at a slow speed and only have to spend fuel to fight the moons gravity.

    Jupiter's atmosphere is not as helpful as you might think. It will put you into a transfer orbit for a fly-by, but actually getting into a low orbit around those moons would require a huge rocket burn.

    Its not the "moons gravity" that is the problem, but their velocity. Rocketry is all about the delta-V.
    I'm no orbital mechanic, so I rely on reading the charts such as this one:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/space...

    You can see that even with aero-braking (on sections marked with red arrows), it is still far easier to land on Titan than the Jovian moons.
    But don't take my word. NASA has so far landed only on Titan in the outer solar system.

    Note also that it is way easier to escape the solar system, than to approach the sun, as the Parker Solar Probe is doing.

  74. Well done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Earnestly

  75. Re:B-but... by mentil · · Score: 1

    Wrong.
    Nerds invented the buggy too.

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  76. Landed on Mars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah Right.....

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  79. Re:It's an extremely boring planet to land on thou by quenda · · Score: 1

    atmospheres, such as Ganymede, Europa, and Callisto.

    No. Near enough to vacuum. Mars atmosphere may be less than 1% of earth, but it is pea soup compared to those moons.

    > The surface pressure of Europa's atmosphere is 0.1 Pa, or 10^12 times that of the Earth.[9]

  80. Re:It's an extremely boring planet to land on thou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alright, but I don't see why having an atmosphere is a prerequisite for landing something on a planet. We landed people on the moon after all... in the 1960's! We even landed a probe on an asteroid.

  81. Re: Marsquakes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget the important scientific term "bootyquake."

  82. Re:Marsquakes? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Earth does not only refer to the planet.
    It also means: ground or soil.

    So an earthquake on Mars makes the same sense as an earthquake on Earth.

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  83. Re:It's an extremely boring planet to land on thou by quenda · · Score: 1

    Obviously not a necessity, but aero-braking makes the delta-V budget a lot easier. See the chart.

    It actually takes a much bigger rocket to get a given payload to the lunar surface than to Mars, using aerobraking.

  84. Re:It's an extremely boring planet to land on thou by Blame+The+Network · · Score: 1

    atmospheres, such as Ganymede, Europa, and Callisto.

    No. Near enough to vacuum. Mars atmosphere may be less than 1% of earth, but it is pea soup compared to those moons.

    > The surface pressure of Europa's atmosphere is 0.1 Pa, or 10^12 times that of the Earth.[9]

    A Pascal is 100th of a millibar or 100,000th of earth atmospheric pressure. So 0.1 Pa is a 1,000,00th of earth pressure, or 10^-6, not 10^-12.

  85. Someone's gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People will call me a hater or naysayer, but so what? They landed, for what is in all intensive purposes, our space junk on another planet. It is a great technological achievement no doubt. But why the hype? Mars is a dead planet. Humanity is not going to colonize space. We just can't work together.

    Billions of people starve on this planet, and the USA is landing probes on Mars. lol k. What a load of crap and waste of money.

  86. Re:It's an extremely boring planet to land on thou by quenda · · Score: 1

    The surface pressure of Europa's atmosphere is 0.1 Pa, or 10^12 times that of the Earth.[9]

    So 0.1 Pa is a 1,000,00th of earth pressure, or 10^-6, not 10^-12.

    Slashdot swallowed the "mu" from 0.1 micro-pascals in my cut & paste. Sorry. Unicode .

  87. Re: You people need to STOP BULLYING ME... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go die in a fire with your AIDS-infested hosts file, you homophobic faggot.

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  89. Re:Marsquakes? by Trogre · · Score: 1

    I also believe the "earth", as in dirt, that was referred to in the 14th century was generally referring to cultivable topsoil. You're not going to find much of that on the moon, mars, or a star.

    Well, not until we put it there...

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  90. Re:B-but... by strikethree · · Score: 2

    Because without the nerd class, you'd still be driving around in a horse-and-buggy

    You wish! Without the nerd class, you wouldn't even have a wheel to put on a buggy, much less fire to keep warm.

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  91. Re:B-but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why should taxpayers be saddled with more debt so the nerd class can feel good about itself.

    Among many other things, in order to teach stupid twits like you to end a question with a question mark rather than with a period.

    Your head probably hurts all the time, given the severe mental strain it must cause your wee little brain just to keep your body moving around without falling over all the time.

    I bet you are a Trump supporter, too.