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Apple Says It Could Miss $9 Billion In iPhone Sales Due To Weak Demand (theverge.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from The Verge: Apple CEO Tim Cook published a letter to investors today warning of weaker than expected first-quarter earnings, citing "fewer iPhone upgrades than we had anticipated." The weakened demand came primarily from China, although Cook notes that "in some developed markets, iPhone upgrades also were not as strong as we thought they would be." In his letter, Cook offers several explanations for the lower earnings guidance: earlier launch timing of the iPhone XS and XS Max compared to the iPhone X, the strength of the US dollar, supply constraints due to the number of new products Apple released in the fall, and overall economic weakness in some markets. But the core issue remains simple: people just aren't buying as many new iPhones as Apple hoped. All in all, Apple's revised Q1 guidance forecast is dropping by up to $9 billion in revenue compared to its original estimate.

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  1. 9 bil miss, holy shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Someone is getting fired!

    Oh wait, probably not since Tim Cook is a pushover, just coasting on past work and not expecting new innovation from anyone.

    1. Re: 9 bil miss, holy shit by BeauHD-Cum+Dumpster · · Score: 1

      Like, shut up please!

      -BeauHD

    2. Re: 9 bil miss, holy shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gaffot is as gaffot does. But .... why is any profit missed if demand weakens? There is nothing to miss except a bean-counters fantasy. Or do Cookish gaffots believe their profit desires create reality ? It's what happens if emotocents manage the enterprise. How ... gaffotish !

    3. Re:9 bil miss, holy shit by Rob+Y. · · Score: 2

      Most people here seem to be commenting that the last few generations of iPhones were 'good enough', and nobody is willing to shell out $1000 dollars for a new one. I'll posit another issue. There are a ton of really great phones available in China that are not available in the U.S. Some of them are arguably better than iPhones outright - and all of them are significantly (if not drastically) cheaper.

      All Apple has going for it these days is
      1. Better software update track record.
      2. U.S. carrier (lack of) support that essentially narrow the field to Apple vs Samsung.
      3. Continued U.S. perception that 'your phone is bundled with your service - and you just get a new one 'for free' every two years.

      Yes, you could also make the case that Apple's phones are the best 'all around' devicies. I.e. they perform well in all areas, whereas with any given Android phone, you have a tradeoff between excellent performance in some areas and lousy performance in others (most notably software updates). But the Chinese market is different. And maybe the home grown stuff is good enough now. If nothing else, I doubt that everyone in China already has a good enough older iPhone - and the market is saturated. The market may just be moving in a different direction...

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    4. Re:9 bil miss, holy shit by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      As someone that has only purchased Chinese phones for the last few years, I can say they're definitely good enough.

      BLU phones have been decent and very affordable over that time frame, and OnePlus is excellent.

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    5. Re: 9 bil miss, holy shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BLU phones are fine on day one, but they dont get updates for long, so they are easily infected.

      The one I bought early last year got an update in July 2017... And none since then. Stick to a $200ish Motorola g6 or whatever with android One for updates.

  2. What is that, like 9 iPhones? by I'm+just+joshin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Guess they should have realized they were pricing themselves out of the market earlier.

    1. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if Apple releases a new line of phones then what? Hmmm?

    2. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still use my iPhone 6s and reduce my monthly bill from $80 to $50. As a phone and a video camera, the iPhone 6s isn't obsolete and I use it to make my videos on youtube. As a Sprint very special customer for 20+ years, Sprint will always give me a new iPhone for free if I decide to stop using the 6s as a phone in the next several years.
      UPDATE: Santa brough me a Panasonic HC-V180K camcorder for Christmas to replace my iPhone 6s for recording #YouTube videos.
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    3. Re:What is that, like 9 iPhones? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      More like keep the same horse galloping and it will eventually slow down and or collapse. Apple had become too stagnant with the iPhone and really did not work on the rest of their product range or develop new products. Eventually the iPhone was bound to hit a wall where people stopped upgrading and of course to keep revenue up, taking cheapy hardware shortcuts or not working on the software created problems. They can of course charge a premium if their product is the most reliable and the most repairable (repair ability affects second hand value and second hand value creates a perception of brand new worth). Smart move would be for Apple to introduce a user replaceable battery, now that everyone has gone the other way, tougher phones instead of svelte unreliable product. To charge a premium you differntiate yourself from all other product and creating the impression of the long term worth of an iPhone would now do that.

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    4. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm? What is your call? Fair? Next move for Apple?

    5. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily- the smartphone is a mature product and there just isnâ(TM)t a compelling reason to upgrade all the time.

    6. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by XopherMV · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ... the iPhone 6s isn't obsolete...

      This is the exact problem right here. There's no incentive to buy newer phones anymore since they're not adding dramatically new must-have features. Yet, that didn't stop Apple from dramatically increasing prices as if it were adding those features. Sorry, I'm not going to pay $1000+ for a phone that's just marginally better than the one I currently own.

      Were Apple to spend a bunch of their cash on research and come up with new features that people wanted, they could jump start the market again. But, that's not happening.

    7. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 5, Insightful

      >>... the iPhone 6s isn't obsolete...
      > This is the exact problem right here.

      Yup, I'll second that. I have a iPhone 7+ that is paid off. I was going to upgrade to the iPhone X but I asked myself "Do I _really_ NEED a new $1,000 phone? Is this a Want or Need?"

      The answer was "While I like the OLED screen and better camera, nope, I don't need it. I'd rather spend the money on something else -- like a Digital Piano, VSTs, etc."

      Phones are more then "good enough" compared to the previous generation. All I want is:

      * A fucking 3.5 mm plug so I can listen AND charge the phone at the same time (not this bullshit slow wireless recharging shenanigans), and
      * Longer battery life.

    8. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're even too expensive compared to Apple laptops never mind PCs! You could by a fucking Macbook for the price of an XS Max with some extra space! Just consider if you're some kid getting ready to head back to college, and you want some new shiny to flash in the student lounge, do you go for the XS or the Macbook? I have a XS Max, and it is a fucking sweet phone, but it's so sweet that I won't be buying another phone for 4-5 years, at least not unless the price goes down quite a bit on future "X" phones.

    9. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hookers. With that kind of money, you can have an 11 way with 10 cheap hookers, or a 21 way with 20 crack whores. Though the crack whores don't know if they have herpes and genital warts because the crack makes them unaware of the pain.

    10. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by exomondo · · Score: 0

      There's no longer anything particularly innovative, that's the problem. You can't just jack up the price, add mediocre upgrades and expect people to pay for it.

    11. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If the phones were $600 instead of $2000 they would sell twice as much.

      So they'd make $1200 instead of $2000?

      Someone get this man a position of CEO. By that, I mean someone beat some sense into him with a shitstained dildo.

    12. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can only add the upgrades customers ask for. Customers who are not any good at knowing what is available will just not get any products

    13. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear there is this new fangled technology called a "headphone jack". Maybe they could add one of those in their next model to boost sales?

    14. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if Apple releases a new line of phones then what?

      How would that help? If it's another line of overpriced devices sales will continue sucking. If they release price competitive devices then they earn less. Either way they're fucked.

    15. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      They thought they were compensating for jacking up the price by removing the audio jack...

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    16. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Dunbal · · Score: 2

      So they'd make $1200 instead of $2000?

      No, they'd make $1200 instead of $0.

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    17. Re:What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Smart move would be for Apple to introduce a user replaceable battery.

      That would take a lot of courage.

      tougher phones instead of svelte unreliable product.

      Making a tough-looking rugged phone is a cool idea but goes completely against Apple's philosophy. Every designer at Apple would have to be fired first.

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    18. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      If the phones were $600 instead of $2000 they would sell twice as much.

      So they'd make $1200 instead of $2000?

      Someone get this man a position of CEO. By that, I mean someone beat some sense into him with a shitstained dildo.

      $1200 x 2 = $2400

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    19. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple rely on the follow through sales as much if not more than the hardware itself. Their sales are dependent on keeping an active growing user base otherwise app sales, itune sales and all things apple related suffer. In order to sustain their ecosystem they CANNOT have shrinking sales, this is long term death even if the handset margins are awesome.

    20. Re:What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Que_Ball · · Score: 1

      I can just see the executive meeting.

      They will simply raise the prices to make up for the missing revenue. 

    21. Re:What is that, like 9 iPhones? by sit1963nz · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And the phones are too damned big.

      My iPhone SE does all I need , and it fits comfortably in my pocket. These new monster arse things are of zero interest to me. I had upgraded every 2 years, but there was no upgrade path that interested me, so I will keep my SE until it dies and will probably have to go Android to get what I want.

      But its NOT just the phones.

      Apples financial issues are probably down to a loss of trust with the consumer.

      Sure, I trust Apple more with my Data than Google, Facebook or Amazon, but I am talking about trust in their products.

      Mac mini, languished for years
      Mac Pro, languished for years, and still is languishing
      Airport, DOA
      Time Capsule DOA
      OSX Server, so many bits deprecated my next “upgrade” will be an Intel NUC running Ubuntu
      Wireless charger, MIA
      Took how many years to make a wireless extended keyboard
      Buy an overpriced USB-C power supply and Apple does not even supply the cable
      Automator has languished for years
      Apple script has languished for years



      And for me personally
      Siri for the ATV4 in New Zealand, the ONLY Siri compatible device in NZ that does not actually support Siri
      HomePod, completely missing in action in NZ, made WORSE by the fact the NZ online store is the exactly same building as the Aus Online Store
      All the iPhones are now too big, when my SE dies it will be Android as my only option
      New Zealand did not get any iTunes bonus like the US, Australia, EU and others did, that’s Apple telling us to F**k Off, you are irrelevant , last time I saw iTunes cards discounted was about 4-5 years ago. We used to buy them as stocking fillers for the kids, we have not bought any for 4-5 years now.

      Piss poor design decisions
      Headphone sockets on the rear right side (of laptops that still have them)
      Wireless mouse, you got to have it looking like a dead turtle to charge it, why not have it plugged into the front so you can use it and charge it.
      Try turning text 90 in Numbers, so much for that font technology.
      The USB-C cable supplied is power only, not USB-C data and not Thunderbolt 3, and USB-C cables are not thunderbolt 3 either, but they all look the same
      Laptop keyboard, this generations Apple III
      Laptops non upgradeable, RAM or SSD
      Laptops with ZERO standard ports (USB-A, Ethernet, etc) forcing everyone to buy bloody dongles
      Get off the bloody “Thin” bandwagon, how thin a computer/phone has been has NEVER been part of my buying decision, that’s pure marketing wank , reminiscent of the MHz wars


      I know lots of people who have gone down the Hackintosh routine, if only so migrating to Windows can be done gradually

      Me, I have free access for home to the Microsoft suite of software as well as the Adobe software.
      Do I dump Final Cut 7 which has served me well for my home moves, and head to Adobe ?, because to be frank I have little faith that Apple is all in on its software for OSX anymore.

      And to be brutal, its getting damned hard to justify Apples prices, combine that with the loss of trust that Apple is actually going to support any particular piece of hardware or software and you get a slump in sales.

      Me, everything is working, so I will wait and see, but with what I have played with so far, Ubuntu is looking like a good option.

      This year will tell if its a blip, or a slide.

      But unless Apple realises that FUNCTION is actually more important than FORM, they they are screwed, and currently they have no one championing function.

    22. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by szabo.m.peter · · Score: 1

      If manufacturing+research is $600 assuming sales doubled, then they'd make two times $0 instead of $1400 once. (assumption was: sales doubles with the price cut)

    23. Re:What is that, like 9 iPhones? by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Mac mini, languished for years
      Mac Pro, languished for years, and still is languishing
      Airport, DOA
      Time Capsule DOA
      OSX Server, so many bits deprecated my next âoeupgradeâ will be an Intel NUC running Ubuntu
      Wireless charger, MIA
      Took how many years to make a wireless extended keyboard
      Buy an overpriced USB-C power supply and Apple does not even supply the cable
      Automator has languished for years
      Apple script has languished for years

      Mac Mini and Mac Pros are the worst selling Macs in the entire lineup. This has been true for years, even when they were new and refreshed - they were not machines that sold particularly well. In fact, if Steve Jobs was around, he'd have axed both of them for being really bad sellers.

      Tim Cook will keep selling them only because while they don't sell well, they still do sell. Just not enough to justify continual yearly R&D. Just enough to update it now and again.

      The Airport was a $200 router in a best buy flooded with routers. People didn't care about stability, or anything, they see a shiny netgear with the latest ACXPTIWEY 1000000000 ++++ N wireless standards going for $150, so why would they buy a $200 Apple product not supporting the latest and greatest? I'm sure Tim Cook kept it around until something became EOL and decided to sell through the remaining units rather than try to compete in an already crowded market.

      Same with the monitors - why produce your own monitors when the market now has dozens in various sizes and resolutions.

      As for iPhones, considering every iPhone from the iPhone 5S are still supported by Apple with iOS updates, there really is no reason to upgrade, because even really old phones are still supported with latest OS. Apple's probably sabotaging some sales there because why upgrade your phone when it's still getting software updates?

    24. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, that's only the way of living for the cable companies.

    25. Re:What is that, like 9 iPhones? by mrfaithful · · Score: 2

      Mac Mini and Mac Pros are the worst selling Macs in the entire lineup. This has been true for years, even when they were new and refreshed - they were not machines that sold particularly well. In fact, if Steve Jobs was around, he'd have axed both of them for being really bad sellers.

      The problem as I see it is that despite being bad sellers, they are the Macs that are *needed*. The mac mini gets developers a cheaper way into developing for the ecosystem and the mac pro lets professionals have a powerful workstation that is officially supported by apple. If you took those away and focused on the high selling iphones, imacs and macbooks you'll have a few great quarters but then the complaints about lack of software will start as software attrition sets in and people who once could use macs now can't.

      When I was using 10.1 on a G4 the future looked bright. Here was this OS that was going places and every developer was tripping over themselves to provide a mac os x build on stuff that was previously .exe only. Open source was being ported at a phenomenal speed and it looked like this might be the unix-alike of the future. Fast forward to 10.8ish and the dream died. Mac builds are thin on the ground and professionals are gradually leaving the platform. And I place this blame squarely on the lack of support for the mini and the pro. Also software quality took a nosedive.

    26. Re:What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, the entire statement doesn't actually mean anything.

      I missed out $10 billion in sales of my canned farts last year due to weak demand.
      Except I didn't, because it was just an estimated forecast I pulled from the same place I got my product.

      So. Someone in marketing used hyperbole when making a claim of how much something would sell.
      It has nothing to do with their product or what the pricing is.
      The estimate wasn't founded in reality and had no impact on it.

    27. Re:What is that, like 9 iPhones? by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      Guess they should have realized they were pricing themselves out of the market earlier.

      They are selling them too cheap. Hipsters know that at that price they must be trash, taking quality as proportional to price cubed. Now if they charged $20k the Apple fans would be flocking to re-mortgage their houses for one.

    28. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      There's no longer anything particularly innovative, that's the problem.

      What? Wasn't having no audio jack innovative? And have you forgotten the ones that came bent? - brilliant that idea.

    29. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by solios · · Score: 0

      There's no incentive to buy newer phones anymore since they're not adding dramatically new must-have features.

      My current iPhone has a headphone jack. My next phone, whatever the model, will have one.

    30. Re:What is that, like 9 iPhones? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Another thing is that they don't invest enough in their software. iTunes is still a piece of garbage (shuffling the buttons around doesn't count as an upgrade). XCode got some love (certificate management is now actually working instead of it requiring the sacrifice of a goat first), but on the whole the experience has degraded a bit, especially for new users and that all-important first impression. In the old days, adding a new Mac or iPhone or replacing an older one was a great experience, painless, and easy to follow even for people who weren't tech-savvy. The one problem was that you needed iTunes to activate your new phone. Since then, they have added a lot of things to make things easier but they don't work half the time. Copying settings from a nearby phone doesn't work if that phone is never detected. Phones not recognizing the "cloud pattern" on another phone's screen. iPads sitting doing nothing after entering the 2FA code for activation. An iPhone prompting to be connected to iTunes, but not doing anything when you do that. The setup process prompting you 50 times for your iCloud credentials. The other day I spent 2 hours setting up an iPad for my dad, who is still reasonably capable with tech but who gave up after trying himself. Had to fix multiple issues, which I could do only after some googling (and they're not uncommon issues either).

      One compelling reason to buy Apple was that it works rather well out of the box, and that it works seamlessly with other Apple stuff. That isn't really the case anymore... and with more equipment becoming connected, you'd want hardware that works well with established industry standards rather than just one brand. Another thing that Apple still don't get: in this day and age you cannot afford to be a silo anymore.

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    31. Re:What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone in the market who wants an iPhone has one, and will at some point buy another one. Apple needs a NEW market to keep growing.

      That's China. And trade with China just went to shit because of Trump.

    32. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Some people (actually, a lot of people) now spend a lot more time on their phones than on laptops or desktops. If you're spending more time on your phone than on your laptop, then why not spend as much money on the phone as you would on a laptop?

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    33. Re:What is that, like 9 iPhones? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Neither the Mac Mini nor the Mac Pro exist to be good sellers. The Mini was introduced because Apple needed an entry-level device. The cheapest Mac was 3-4 times the price of the cheapest Windows machine and it's very hard to make people switch operating systems and buy an expensive computer at the same time. The Mini was intended to be the device that got customers hooked on OS X and encouraged them to then buy a second Mac.

      The Pro was there to be the device that developers and content producers would buy to produce all of the things that made people buy the cheaper Macs. Classic MacOS suffered a lot from Apple lacking high-end machines, so developers would develop on Windows first and then port to the Mac because their compile times were too painful working on the Mac first. The Pro is there to avoid this situation.

      Neither product exists out of altruism, both exist to support the rest of Apple's ecosystem. I suspect that the Mini is largely dying because Apple now regards iOS / tvOS / watchOS devices as their gateway products.

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    34. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every day, I spend more time walking than driving my sports car, therefore my shoes should cost like one.

    35. Re:What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, every iDiot already has their 1000$ phone now, so they can only grow by shortening the planned obsolescence time. Of course they will not reduce their own profit margin (60%), but first they will squeeze some profits out of their subcontractors which also reduces the product quality. All this because the management is courage enough to not give a shit about their customers opinions.

    36. Re:What is that, like 9 iPhones? by nctritech · · Score: 1

      If they hadn't fucked up the Final Cut Pro suite with FCPX, they might not have had problems selling Mac Pros, especially since Adobe went subscription and doesn't seem to care about any of the plights of its paying customers. The trashcan form factor was a stupid move, but it only mirrors the stupid move that was FCPX. Even today, many professionals stubbornly edit on FCP7 or use FCPX with a huge grudge. FCPX is basically nothing more than an iMovie on steroids and that dumb magnetic timeline emphasizes the point all too well. Heaven help you if you're naive enough to buy an iMac Pro and want to do something it's supposed to be able to do using "official" Apple solutions.

    37. Re:What is that, like 9 iPhones? by rl117 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's a typical MBA attitude, and it's devastating to the long-term prospects of a company. It doesn't matter that they are the worst selling. They are needed, because they fill a niche. If you continually axed the "worst selling" product, you'd drop everything except the iPhone... Oh, wait... The Mac Pro should not take much R&D time. It's a box with a PC mainboard in it. A slightly nicer box than other midi towers, but it's still just a box. They could rebadge a Dell Precision and I'd buy it. The Mac Mini could be a standard mini-ITX or equivalent. The problem here is that Apple wants to over-engineer these systems to use highly custom board designs and cases to make these as small as possible. But for the niche they occupy, the end user is unlikely to care about that. That's the strategic mistake. The Pro should be powerful and expandable, but it's neither. It's dated and restricted. The mini is smaller, but there's no need to make it so small it can't be upgraded by an end user. A little bigger, and it could have M2 interfaces and maybe a couple of 3.5" bays internally. But you have to dismantle half the internals just to access the RAM slot, and the SSD is soldered. What a pain. I want a new Mac mini (or Pro) for my consulting development work. But the capabilities and price of current hardware makes it pointless. Even if I invest in one, who would want to run my code on such anaemic and overpriced hardware? They need to remember that while the phone and iMac are to a large extent fashion products, the high-end PC depends primarily upon functionality and price, and they've missed the mark for years on that front.

    38. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a removable fucking battery. Which is getting harder and harder to find. My LG g5 just died on me. I don't really have any options now. I got a used galaxy s8. Still no removable battery. But I paid less than $300 for a perfectly good phone that should last me at least 2-3 years.

    39. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just get the $750 XR ... it make your ghetto 6s feel like an Atari 2600.

    40. Re:What is that, like 9 iPhones? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Tim Cook is a leader, but Steve Jobs was that in addition to being a visionary.

      It was only a matter of time before the momentum waned after Job's died. Essentially, Apple's trouble's was a fait accompli.

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    41. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, theyâ(TM)d make double the app revenue.

    42. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      They are blaming this on poor sales in China, and in China this problem is magnified.

      For a start you have a vast market of refurb iPhones takes sales away from new. There are thousands of shops that will strip an iPhone down, wipe it, do any board level repairs required (massive stock of spare parts available), maybe even upgrade the flash memory, and sell on.

      Worse still, this has given the iPhone an image as a poor person's phone. Too many refurbs and hand-me-downs, plus all the cool kids are moving on to Huawei and Xaomi. Samsung was making ads about this a decade ago even in the west - the iPhone is an old people's phone, the one your parents and grandparents use. Not cool.

      This is a problem that affects all fashion/aspirational brands. Apple is a bit different in that it does provide utility with its products that isn't as easily replicated, i.e. it's not a coat you can replace with any number of other similar coats fulfilling the same function.

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    43. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve jobs almost killed Apple, Pixar and NeXT. If it hadn't been for Toy Story Pixar would have died and Jobs would be as famous worldwide as Clive Sinclair.

    44. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      "* A fucking 3.5 mm plug so I can listen AND charge the phone at the same time (not this bullshit slow wireless recharging shenanigans), and
      * Longer battery life."

      Yep, people are waking up and realizing they don't need to upgrade constantly (nor can they afford to in this economy)

      Plus removal of nice features (the headphone jack, and the loss of the TouchID sensor)... over-priced toy really. No compelling reason to getr the "latest and "greatest"" when what is already there suits needs just fine.

    45. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by ranton · · Score: 2

      There's no longer anything particularly innovative, that's the problem. You can't just jack up the price, add mediocre upgrades and expect people to pay for it.

      The one area I don't see Apple being innovative, and even Samsung drops the ball a bit, is creating more differentiated phones to meet the needs of more consumers. Why not have a thicker phone with a bigger battery and phone jack for those who care about that? Why not have a 7" screen for people who still want a larger screen, and why not have a 3.5" phone for those who like the original form factor? The innovation here would have more to do with how to manufacture and market more form factors at a smaller scale for each SKU, but it would give many smart phone users a reason to buy new phones.

      This is either too hard to do, not seen to be profitable, or just something Apple doesn't have the strategic vision to pursue. But there are certainly people who would buy phones that finally meet their more personal needs instead of just having to pick between a few SKUs that are all deficient in some way.

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    46. Re:What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus nobody would buy the heavier, thicker, phone that resulted. So then they would go broke.

    47. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by werepants · · Score: 1

      If it hadn't been for Toy Story Pixar would have died

      No shit. That's like saying if it hadn't been for the Model T, Ford would have died. Toy Story is what put Pixar on the map, it was the first feature-length CGI film EVER. It was their main product, so yes, if they hadn't produced what they existed to produce, they would have stopped existing. /facepalm

    48. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Truth be told - when you become that successful, it's because of a combination of three things - skill, perseverance, and LUCK. You can have the first two and do well in life. But to reach the summit, yeah, without question, lots of luck.

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    49. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm perfectly content buying a new iPhone 6SE every 5 years for the rest of my life, if that were possible. I buy the same underwear when replacements are needed.

    50. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the price of a new iPhone, I can buy a really high end Cannon DSLR! Not the low-grade consumer crap, which is still vastly better than most phone cameras, but the higher-end professional grade stuff!

    51. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Dan+Ost · · Score: 2

      you can replace the battery on the Samsung. Replacement parts are available on-line and there are videos on how to do it. The original battery is glued in, but it's pretty easy to break the glue bonds. Then connecting the new battery is trivial.

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    52. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a iPhone 7+ that is paid off.

      You know things are getting weird when people talk about a PC as being "paid off," like a car. Even in the 1970s, PCs weren't that expensive. It's like this is the land that time and tech forgot.

      And if they continue with explaining all the ways that the PC sucks, and isn't as good as the previous one (imagine a Commodore 64 user complaining it's not as good as a VIC-20, or an Apple IIe user complaining it's not as good as the II+) then that's just icing on the cake.

      If people are surprised by declining sales, it's pretty much right in everyone's face: this particular manufacturer's stuff is both expensive and not as good as the much-cheaper competitors. Does anyone really still think Apple will ever have a phone as good as a $225 Samsung?

      And then on top of all that, in addition to them getting more expensive and technologically worse, the iPhone still has all the glaring problems that it had ten years ago. You have to use their store to get software, seriously? What is this, 1968 where you need to call your IBM rep if you want something? Once again, this is the land that time and tech forgot. People stopped putting up with this shit in the 1970s, and Apple was one of the companies that helped people stop putting up with it! Oh, the irony.

    53. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Kazymyr · · Score: 1

      >>... the iPhone 6s isn't obsolete...
      > This is the exact problem right here.

      I'm sure they're working on fixing this problem ASAP.

      "Our new iOS update is optimized to work so much better with the notched screens in our high-end iPhones. Unfortunately it gets confused and slows down to a crawl on non-notched screens. The new update will be pushed immediately to all iPhones."

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    54. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that's not exactly right. Sir Steve is well known to have had such serious doubts about Toy Story and Pixar that he repeatedly tried selling Pixar until completed sequences started coming in. That's right the great visionary failed to see the vision that would become Toy Story until he was able to see the completed animation sequences. If Steve had his way the movie would have been made by Microsoft but MS declined!

    55. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      Rent-seeking will never stop. It makes too much money.

    56. Re:What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every designer at Apple would have to be fired first.

      Now you're talk'n.

    57. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes me wonder if rent seeking has ever been effectively managed through societal or legal pressure.

    58. Re:What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apples financial issues are probably down to a loss of trust with the consumer.

      As opposed to? What brand?

      Just no.

      They MAY or may NOT have hardware features that some people think are a diabolic plot to remove . . . but you need to adjust your tinfoil hat.

      "thinner" - yes, we're doing it to death and I don't particularly care for it -- battery life was improved by making their own custom fit batteries.

      "removable batteries" - You know what? If the industry trends back to everyone having replaceable batteries, Apple will be in the front of that line.

      "phone too big" - yeah, before the 6 Plus, everyone was bitching for a bigger phone

      What I've said since I got my 6 Plus, and loved it. "It's a terrible phone, but it's GREAT at everything else". Unless they make better flip/candybar phones to vastly boost reception and/or battery life, I can make calls on an iPhone. Bring back the 3Watt bag phone.

      I moved from the 6 Plus to the X just out of "why not" and it was basically a wash.

      If you want to talk loss of trust, Apple is still the only phone manufacturer that gives everyone the same software, and keeps their older phones updated far beyond everyone else; they've always done this for their computers.

      Apple products retain their value because they don't yank software support. If you want to "lease" an apple product, put apple care on it, and sell it after a year, then pay an "upgrade" fee. Good luck with any other brand that isn't a comparable "flagship" product.

    59. Re:What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess they should have realized they were pricing themselves out of the market earlier.

      I guess Samsung must be doing the same thing, then:

      https://tech.slashdot.org/story/19/01/03/1430240/samsung-announces-its-first-exynos-branded-auto-v9-processor-partners-with-audi

    60. Re:What is that, like 9 iPhones? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      On how many previous years sales have you based the fact that your canned farts are worth $10 billion?

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    61. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by bob4u2c · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs marketing strategy was something along the lines of: its not the product, its how the product is going to make the customers life better.

      Apple's current marketing strategy is trying to complete on feature sets and specs; and they will lose as someone else will always one up them.

    62. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That will be considered innovative. Lol

    63. Re:What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds to me like people are catching to the Apple Scam! Apple products have always been poorly designed and cheaply made. Somehow they convinced a certain not too bright segment of the population (hipsters) than owning Apple products somehow made one "special". Special ed maybe! They also somehow convinced these same not too bright people that their cheap crappy products were worth paying insanely high prices for! Now some of those people are catching on that they can get an Android phone that is better in every possible way than an iPhone for a far lower price! And now Apple is gonna whine about it!!!

      Oh, and by the way Apple, dropping the standard audio jack and USB A connectors from your product in favor of proprietary connectors and less robust USB C connectors was a bad idea! People don't like to have to buy and carry a bunch of adapters and dongles around with them. And Bluetooth ear buds SUCK! They sound crappy, cannot last long on a charge, and are too easy to lose!

    64. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is actually not true for the most part. Phones are really only good for media consumption, not for really getting any real work done. Try typing more than sentence or three on the on-screen "keyboard" of a phone! Besides, why spend more money than is necessary to get a phone with the features that you want? It is very easy to find an Android phone for $200-$300 that will outperform any iPhone in every way! And it will have a standard headphone jack, you can replace the battery, and it will use industry standard connectors.

    65. Re:What is that, like 9 iPhones? by epine · · Score: 1

      That's a typical MBA attitude, and it's devastating to the long-term prospects of a company.

      But it's even worse than that, because it's also penny wise and pound foolish.

      Once upon a time, five clever guys in Taiwan could design a beige box. Now we're worried about Apple lacking the engineering resources to update a minor platform that's easily their most minimal commitment out of their common laptop, iMac, and iMac Pro lineup?

      It costs Apple far more to maintain the retail presence for this product line than to maintain the minor engineering tweaks (which, at a four-year cadence, is hardly blistering). Easily their largest engineering expense is validating the thermal management environment (the vast majority of the guts are pure Intel). But it's not like their laptops or the iMac don't also require the same investment. And then there's the Apple T2 security processor. Apple will abandon that project when hell freezes over. And once you've sunk those resources, you can hardly go around whining that it's painfully expensive to integrate into your own product line.

      Besides, Apple has already applied MBA logic by ditching the Mac mini with an acceptable, internal GPU (external GPUs are expensive, and hindered by the thin Thunderbolt channel—do not be fooled by the Thunderbolt's 40 Gb/s bandwidth rating, for most serious GPU applications, that's pathetic; and latency is not improved by this dodge, either).

      Physicists demand to know why there are 36 fundamental particles (or 37 if you include the Higgs boson) rather than 35. If there was 35, they would ask about 34. If there was two, they would ask about one. And some physicists wouldn't even stop there.

      In the desktop space (excluding laptops), Apple—almost a trillion dollar company these days—has three whole crummy options: the insanely integrated iMac (throw away your display in each upgrade cycle), the insanely expensive iMac Pro (strictly for the 1%), and the insanely niche Mac mini.

      That a weird approach to modularity, if you aren't purely in the dollar extraction business.

      Instead, they could make an integrated display (with all of the connectivity of an iMac) and provide a mount on the back for the "brains" (which would look a lot like the current Mac mini), with a single TB3 connection point (and some provision for shared power).

      Then the Mini could come in three versions: minimalist, minimalist plus decent internal GPU (maybe 0.5" thicker), and maximalist (probably a cube with the same desktop footprint as the Mini, that's now sadly too cumbersome to hang off the back of your integrated monitor, though it might hang comfortably off a special monitor stand). Large displays could have two mount points, the second to hang an additional GPU off of a second TB3 channel to the brain module, so even if you started with the base model, you aren't screwed.

      But Apple learned long ago that modularity and design don't go together (and certainly not at the profit margins to which they've become accustomed). That's what most incredible about the Mac mini: it has the expansion potential to do anything via the burly four-barrel USB-C ports, but only at the expense of turning the back of your desk into a rat's nest of short, horrid wires connected to tubby little devices (unless you plan to pay $100 per cable, you're looking at 18" maximum for most TB3 peripherals).

      So they sliced things up in this weird way because design (and because ixnay right to repair) and it barely covers 80% of the standard-usage RGB colour-space already, and blue is pretty niche, so surely Apple could simplify this decomposition to merely RG.

      Which begs the question, why does the MBA include both management and administration? Surely one of those could be discarded, and you'd still cover 80% of the solution space, with an education at half the cost, at an ROI instantaneous, so far as you education allows you to see, regardless of whether you went in for the MB or the MA.

    66. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Part of the Apple brand, and particularly the iDevices, is 1 gadget that will do everything. Without the brand, they have nothing. Anything that dilutes the perception they want to curate has to be eliminated. These are the inner workings of the Reality Distortion Field.

    67. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is called MBA because it is a Master's degree in Business Administration.

      Management is a different field. MBA is more financing and accounting side stuff, about how many managers and staff you need, not about how to manage people.

      If you don't know that, don't expect a lot of credence to be lent to the rest if your argument.

    68. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dare I say... courageous?

    69. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You could spend the money, so you should" - flawless advice

    70. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      manufacturing+research is $600

      LOL - try $60.

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    71. Re: What is that, like 9 iPhones? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that most people use their computers to get real work done. Particularly for home computers, this is not really true.

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  3. Hipsters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How come they have those **thick** black glasses and those beards.

    Those glasses are like something from the warden in the Shawshank Redemption.

    1940's glasses.

    1. Re: Hipsters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because their parents worked too much to have the time to raise them and they had to be raised by their grandparents instead.

    2. Re: Hipsters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The glasses are robust and donâ(TM)t break when the fall on the ground, and I just donâ(TM)t like shaving.

  4. Ah well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is what it is

  5. Guidance change, but factors could change... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the China tariff stuff gets resolved this month, if that would improve the outlook a lot since most o the miss is supposed to be from China.

    It's going to be down even so though, as it seems like it's not just China...

    The funny thing is Apple at the last keynote was talking about wanting users to have longer upgrade cycles. The wish came true, just a bit early. :-)

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    1. Re:Guidance change, but factors could change... by phalse+phace · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the China tariff stuff gets resolved this month

      I'm not expecting that to happen. China's playing the long game and waiting it out. Trump will be president for another 6 years max, 2 if his trade dispute with China puts us in a recession. Xi Jinping is president for life.

      China's willing to cut off their nose to spite their face.

    2. Re:Guidance change, but factors could change... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iphones for china are made in china and hence are not subject to the tariff so no that won't help.

    3. Re: Guidance change, but factors could change... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People are rejecting Apple products because of Apple's insistence on not allowing users of tbeir products to fix their own stuff after they have bought and own it.

      Louis Rossman exposes this regularly. A high school kid saves up enough money to by an Apple laptop as their first one, believing it to be the best option for them at the time with its ease of jse for newbies. Fast forward to where a solder joint breaks and the laptop no longer boots and the kid takes it in to a Genius Bar to get jt fixed. Apple will charge the kid for an entire new motherboard and refuse to allow its store staff to fix the old. Kid is out $1200 dollars (on purpose, Apple's goal is to get the kid to just buy a new laptop and throw tbe old in their trash) instead of $35 parts plus labor combined at a competent laptop repair shop.

      People who use Apple products are increasingly seeing the light. That type of behavior is profit driven and in no way consumer positive. It's a shame as Apple do seem to see the light with regards to protecting privacy of its consumers, when other companies flat out don't care.

      But therin lies the rub. Apple makes bank based on their no repair policy whereas everyone else subsidises their stuff through collecting and selling user metrics and serving them ads. The entire culture is a racket and people getting rich off it don't give a flying fig if it all comes crashing down when justice finally catches up with them (Google is a hack away from being sued into oblivion for the amount of interconnected data it has managed to collect and actively store. Once the data gets released to the light of day, practically no one will be able to prove they are who they say they are in legal settings, and any criminal can electronically become any other person they want as many times as they want).

    4. Re: Guidance change, but factors could change... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody gives a shit about repair. That is a made up issue from the geek crowd. The fact is prices are high and demand is low. No need to make up fucking shit about something like that.

      Geek assholes think the world revolves around their bowl movements.

    5. Re: Guidance change, but factors could change... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? Whatever the official policy is, iPhone repair places are super common. Look at yelp and there are dozens of places near you. Your comment had no basis in reality and just reflects some personal axe to grind.

    6. Re: Guidance change, but factors could change... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eff you

    7. Re: Guidance change, but factors could change... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh whatâ(TM)s good for the Chinese is good for the Taiwanese

    8. Re: Guidance change, but factors could change... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes and no. GP cites Louis Rossman by name, and so at least that part is banging on about the way Apple is very aggressive about the availability of replacement parts, pushing hard to get anything that isn't ordered directly through them by an "authorized service center" declared counterfeit, seized, and destroyed (Louis just had that happen a couple weeks ago with a shipment of refurbished batteries, last I saw he was fighting it on grounds of first-sale doctrine). Granted, Louis' big thing is laptops; about the only thing he does with phones is screen replacements.

    9. Re: Guidance change, but factors could change... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "People are rejecting Apple products because of Apple's insistence on not allowing users of tbeir products to fix their own stuff after they have bought and own it."

      No. That is just a slashdot whiner hobbyhorse, like the headphone jack. Almost nobody in the real world cares about it.

    10. Re: Guidance change, but factors could change... by divide+overflow · · Score: 0

      Apple will charge the kid for an entire new motherboard and refuse to allow its store staff to fix the old. Kid is out $1200 dollars

      $1200? No way. I had the motherboard in my out of warranty MacBook Pro (Retina, mid-2012) repaired by Apple in December, 2015 and it cost me a total of $310...$210 for the motherboard and $100 labor. That was over three years ago and the laptop is still working fine...I'm using it to type this comment.

    11. Re: Guidance change, but factors could change... by sit1963nz · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Lots of people care.

      EVERY Mac I have owned (except for the 512KE) I upgraded the RAM and the storage.
      I can buy a 2TB SSD for about the cost to upgrade from 256GB to 512GB at Apple prices, I do NOT want to pay Apples extra 400% markup.

      Apples biggest issue is that they can no longer be trusted to make choices that are consumer friendly.
      I would have bought the bottom end 15" MBP and upgraded it like I did the last time, but I can't.
      I wold have upgraded my iPhone SE, but they don't make a phone the size of the SE anymore
      I would upgrade my Final Cut Pro software, but I don't think Apple is in it for the long haul, better to jump ship before it gets harder to do
      Apple does not sell the HomePod in New Zealand, I am moving away from iTunes.
      I get a free 1TB cloud storage from MS and from Adobe, there is no way I am paying Apple anything.
      OSX server is so deprecated that I need to move to Linux now

      Apple has become all glitz, and no function.

      Steve is NOT coming back this time to Save Apple from its self.

    12. Re:Guidance change, but factors could change... by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the China tariff stuff gets resolved this month, if that would improve the outlook a lot

      You can hope. But obvious fact is, Huawei and Xiaomi phones just deliver a whole lot more value to Chinese customers, that is the problem. We all know how to fix that, don't we? Cut prices.

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    13. Re: Guidance change, but factors could change... by rl117 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes, they do. If you run a business, the repair policies are insane. Dell will have parts or visit onsite within 24 hours. Apple make you go do a store (in a different city, we didn't have one), or send it off through an authorised repair company, and it will take two weeks to turn it around. I worked in a university in a group which was primarily Mac-based. A couple of years ago, the funding bodies who fund academic research banned the purchase of Mac hardware with their funds, the justification being that it wasn't cost effective and it was wasting valuable money which could be spent better on alternatives. And to be honest, they aren't wrong, are they. If I have a laptop like a Dell, HP or Thinkpad, I can replace the keyboard using a vendor-supplied replacement in just a few minutes. Apple now rivet the keyboard to the case, requiring both to be replaced. It's not even screwed on. That's unreasonable. If I need to replace the screen, I can get replacement screen parts. But Apple require the whole lid assembly to be replaced in its entirely because it's all glued together. That's equally unreasonable and wasteful of materials. That's just two points. But the entire systems made by Apple are like that. It all adds up to expensive hardware which is not repairable or manageable at the scale of a medium or large organisation. We used to have one full-time staff member who dealt solely with Mac imaging and facilitating hardware repairs. If you're wanting to use a computer as a business system, rather than a personal toy, you need better than what Apple can offer. They have never really made much effort to cater for this type of use in their entire history. This stuff ends up costing companies a lot of money they could spend more productively on other things.

    14. Re:Guidance change, but factors could change... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry ; that's not the apple way. apple join the "race to the bottom"? Ewww. The cultists would not like that one bit. Thats part of what makes them better then regular people.

    15. Re: Guidance change, but factors could change... by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Nobody gives a shit about repair. That is a made up issue from the geek crowd.

      Nobody would give a shit if it didn't break all the fucking time and instead replacing the cheapo component for a reasonable price they want you to pay almost as much as a flat out new computer that you might as well just buy a new one, which will be just as shitty and fragile.

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    16. Re:Guidance change, but factors could change... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      2 if his trade dispute with China puts us in a recession.

      This administration inherited a strong recovery economy and went on a two-year cocaine binge. It's been a house of cards for a while now, and it's coming down. Of course we're going into recession.

    17. Re:Guidance change, but factors could change... by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      administration inherited a strong recovery economy and went on a two-year cocaine binge. It's been a house of cards for a while now, and it's coming down. Of course we're going into recession.

      You are mostly correct but here let me help you. What you meant to say is.

      This administration created a strong recovery economy by removing barriers set up by the previous that was on a 8 year cocaine binge. This remains in place despite left wing attempt to sabotage or the previous administrations attempts to falsely clam it. Since they can't do ether they are now running around in circles with their hands over their heads screaming "recession" even despite evidence to the contrary.

      There we go. All fixed for you. You should use the preview button to make sure your statements are correct in the future.

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    18. Re:Guidance change, but factors could change... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Oh you want to play that game? Okay.

      Unemployment rate, complete with which president was in power at the time.

      Stock market, complete with sitting president at the time.

      Federal deficit spending, by year, you know who was president when.

      The S&P500 recently, with a few annotations for RSI moving from above-50 to below-50; the confirmation of the 50-day moving average as a ceiling instead of a support; the 50-200 death cross; the dead cat bounce signaling the loss of the support floor at 2,635; and the weakness earlier this week showing the peak of the recent micro-swing as RSI recovers from oversold.

      That doesn't even address the increase in bankruptcies, poor earnings reports, and layoffs since 2017; nor does it account for the loss of our soybean export market to Brazil.

    19. Re:Guidance change, but factors could change... by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      ...snip....

      I believe what you mean to say is, "Thank you."

      To which I reply, "You're welcome." Here let us let The Rock demonstrate in song

      https://youtu.be/79DijItQXMM.

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    20. Re:Guidance change, but factors could change... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Well, mostly what I meant to say is: back your shit up with actual facts, because I have actual economic data which shows you're wrong.

    21. Re:Guidance change, but factors could change... by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      "You're Welcome."

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  6. Peak Smartphone by DaMattster · · Score: 2

    I don't think that it will be just Apple feeling the pinch. We've really hot and passed the point of peak smartphone. At this stage, improvements will really only be in screen quality and processor. I believe that the improvements are less groundbreaking and more incremental.

    1. Re:Peak Smartphone by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      They could add :

      DVB2 Digital Radio.
      3D Camera - like VR180 stuff, home made 3d porn
      FUCKING ADD MICROSD you fucking retards - even if its 100% for PHOTOS/VIDEOS only stupid fuckers - you think we all live in a infinite 4G world, cant transfer 512GB in 10 seconds it takes to replace the SD card.
      Add more fancy LEDs on the back for notifications.
      2x larger battery.

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    2. Re:Peak Smartphone by AHuxley · · Score: 0

      How to move beyond peak smartphone:
      More lens additions so the software can take any kind of image. Cover the smartphone with different lens options if needed.
      Make more water resistant. Deeper depths like with old watch ads.
      Better screen with HDR and a faster GPU. Support all the HDR standards and make new smartphone HDR standards.
      The 5G upgrade will start sales again.
      Stick two phones designs together as a huge flip phone with twice the cpu and cpu. A SLI smartphone.
      Games. Make the GPU stronger again. With different GPU math to set it apart from all other types of games.
      Build in a better DAC and real headphone amp.

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    3. Re:Peak Smartphone by quenda · · Score: 1

      2x larger battery.

      WHAT! That would add over a millimetre of thinness. Apple will never trade convenience for looks.

      Next you'll be wanting to go back to a Nokia-style plastic face, that gets bothersome scuff-marks occasionally, just because it never shatters.

      (I do miss the days when you could accidentally drop your phone from a moving car, find the battery and cover, reassemble, and it still just worked.)

    4. Re:Peak Smartphone by kamapuaa · · Score: 1

      DVB2 digital radio: LOL what? That's not even niche.
      3D Camera: nobody wants this. Remember how popular 3D TVs or 3D P&S cameras were?
      MicroSD: Yeah if I go back to 2004 this will be a great place to store my Napster collection. In modern times people just stream, grandpa.
      LED notifications: I remember my Galaxy 5 had that! Never fucking used it, which I guess is why they got rid of it.
      2x more battery: I dunnow. Wouldn't complain, but unless if goes a week like an old Nokia, who really gives a fuck. Samsung sells larger-battery versions of their flagship phones, and nobody buys them.

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    5. Re: Peak Smartphone by Gabest · · Score: 1

      FM radio is being replaced by digital, that's why. Could be unknown in the US. As iPhones over here. We use mostly Android.

    6. Re: Peak Smartphone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol it’s nit like us iPhones have radio now and this is an upgrade to a new radio standard. Radio in the phone is something almost nobody wants. It would be easy to implement if people cared. Certainly it easily could have been implybwfore, and implementing it now won’t sell phones.

      I clicked on your post history and see just s bunch of random anti-Americanism. Are you mentally ill? Maybe in 2003 that was acceptable but now you just come off as deranged.

    7. Re:Peak Smartphone by sjames · · Score: 1

      Relevant Scottish tweet:

      Member the days when you used to drop your phone n the battery would fall out. Now if you drop your phone your heart falls out ur arsehole
      Megan Macleod

    8. Re:Peak Smartphone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DVB2 Digital Radio..

      What about a fucking SDR? We get everything then. FM, AM, DVB, DAB, ... you can even monitor your 433Mhz weather station on phone then. And R820T2 costs $1

    9. Re: Peak Smartphone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, itâ(TM)s not easy. Especially when you have removed your wired headset. And in the remaining 7B world, the radio is a thing and will remain so in the foreseeable future.

    10. Re:Peak Smartphone by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      Make more water resistant. Deeper depths like with old watch ads.

      I used to swim with my watch on, so being water proof to a few metres deep was a valuable feature. How many people want to swim with their phones?

      Better screen with HDR and a faster GPU. Support all the HDR standards and make new smartphone HDR standards.

      Increasing picture quality rapidly hits diminishing returns. How many people can actually tell the difference and how much is it worth to them?

      The 5G upgrade will start sales again.

      Why? GPRS was slow and painful to use. UMTS was about a minimum to be basically okay for web browsing and email. HSPA was fairly painless for most things. LTE is enough for streaming. What does 5G enable users to do?

      Stick two phones designs together as a huge flip phone with twice the cpu and cpu. A SLI smartphone.

      Who wants to carry two phones? If you have that much space, why not get a tablet or a laptop?

      Games. Make the GPU stronger again. With different GPU math to set it apart from all other types of games.

      What does the second part of this even mean?

      Build in a better DAC and real headphone amp.

      Why? Existing phones already make most headphones or the source material the bottleneck for audio quality. How many people are willing to pay for studio-quality audio from their phone?

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    11. Re:Peak Smartphone by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Re "How many people can actually tell the difference and how much is it worth to them?"
      Think of the new HDR branding on the side of the box.
      Re " What does 5G enable users to do?"
      Wanting to buy a new smartphone is the idea. Speed is the selling point.
      Re "GPU math to set it apart from all other types of games."
      The battery ability and what the cpu/gpu can support is not going to make porting easy. So sell the user on a different type of math that makes games better on the smartphone.
      Better frame rate for hours of game.
      Re "bottleneck for audio quality" Better electrostatic headphones support.

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    12. Re:Peak Smartphone by stealth_finger · · Score: 2

      MicroSD: Yeah if I go back to 2004 this will be a great place to store my Napster collection. In modern times people just stream, grandpa.

      HAHAHA what a fucking knob! Good luck to you when you have no signal or when you have to start paying for your own data. Or when your price doubles (times your ten different subs), or shuts down or any other number of things and your left holding nothing but an empty wallet with nothing to do but shove it up your ass.

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    13. Re:Peak Smartphone by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure he's taking the piss.

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    14. Re:Peak Smartphone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The vast majority of people have spoken: there is no point to having an SD card in a phone. That's why most of them don't support it. If their customers all wanted it, it would have it. The few niche people who need to have their pirate video collection play on their phone have to buy a niche market phone that supports it. End of story. Who the hell watches video on their phone anyway? I see a handful of people do it on a plane. But outside of that, nobody.

    15. Re:Peak Smartphone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the LED is cool as shit and I don't have to look at my Xperia to know whats happening, also removing the battery LED indicator from all the Apple laptops is shit decision on top of that now you don't know if the laptop is charging or how much juice you have when connected to power - fuck you apple!

    16. Re:Peak Smartphone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh bother scuff oh bother muff you really are a pussy to sweat that stuff. BURMASHAVE

    17. Re:Peak Smartphone by guacamole · · Score: 1

      My peak smartphone arrived around the year 2015-16. Big bright screen (e.g iPhone 6s, Oneplus 3 or Samsung S7), fast CPU, fingerprint scanner. LTE/802.11ac, good camera. The flagship phones from three years ago would still be good today if they were only still supported well. After that, we were seeing mostly hype and the dwelling about new features that were pretty much inconsequential, like one milliliter less of bezel space, notches, and such.

    18. Re:Peak Smartphone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the hell watches video on their phone anyway? I see a handful of people do it on a plane. But outside of that, nobody.

      Or on a bus, or on a train, or on a tram..

      Oh I see a pattern here. Your public transportation sucks, that is.

    19. Re:Peak Smartphone by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      (I do miss the days when you could accidentally drop your phone from a moving car, find the battery and cover, reassemble, and it still just worked.)

      Those where they days. I liked how I could go to disney world for a week, forget my charger at home, and still have a half full battery when I got home.

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    20. Re:Peak Smartphone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHA what a fucking knob! Good luck to you when you have no signal

      Got a few offline playlists for those niche cases.

      or when you have to start paying for your own data.

      Streaming traffic is free on my pretty average plan.

      Or when your price doubles (times your ten different subs), or shuts down or any other number of things

      Why do you have ten different subscriptions? You're really clueless about this. If you're really paranoid just use a tool like Spotify Downloader, there, problem solved grandpa.

    21. Re:Peak Smartphone by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      The vast majority of people have spoken: there is no point to having an SD card in a phone. That's why most of them don't support it. If their customers all wanted it, it would have it. The few niche people who need to have their pirate video collection play on their phone have to buy a niche market phone that supports it. End of story. Who the hell watches video on their phone anyway? I see a handful of people do it on a plane. But outside of that, nobody.

      My music folder is 12.7gb alone, and that is pathetic next to some peoples, not everyone wants or is able to stream everything. Until the last generation or so there was no way that was fitting on internal storage with enough space left over to do anything else with. As space increases its less of an issue but when they price memory at such a premium do you really want that? What's the price difference between a 32gb and 64gb iphone and what's the cost of a 32gb sd card?

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  7. Such good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps people are wising up to the game.

  8. same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I too could miss $9 billion in iphone sales due to weak demand if no one bids on my ebay listing.

  9. GOOD!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fuck apple!

    1. Re:GOOD!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you're a guy Tim would like that very much

  10. Just add this crazy new feature everyone demands by yorgasor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I bet if they added headphone jacks again, the new phones would sell like hotcakes. Who wants to upgrade when there's a huge decrease in functionality?

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  11. I wonder why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Non-replaceable battery, slowed old phones, no headphone jack, increased prices, tiny batteries, huge edge to edge screens... that almost make holding the phone without pressing buttons impossible... rounded slippery glass phones that break, complete crap desktop sync software (iTunes), crap gimped mobile webpages and apps, inability to download music from 3rd party websites, crap macintoshes... the list goes on and on.

    Personally, I loathe smart phones now.
    The last phone that I owned that I liked was an IPhone 4.

    If Apple wants my business, they need to get rid of Ives and Cook for good... and fix their shit... in a big way.

    1. Re:I wonder why? by careysub · · Score: 1

      But courage so much courage!

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    2. Re:I wonder why? by exomondo · · Score: 1

      Now they've "fixed" their hidden slowdown of older phones and provided cheaper battery replacements there certainly seems little reason to pay such a high price for no real innovation in the latest offerings.

    3. Re:I wonder why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im sure that code will "accidently" make it into the next crappy ios release.

    4. Re: I wonder why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly what Iâ(TM)m thinking.

      Until apple publicly executes Ives and Tim Cocksucker, and apologizes, I will be avoiding it like a plague.

    5. Re:I wonder why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably true for entry-level smartphone users like yourself.

    6. Re:I wonder why? by exomondo · · Score: 1

      Probably true for entry-level smartphone users like yourself.

      Yes while the advanced users like yourself are busy paying through the nose to put your face on animated poo emojis.

  12. Really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is "fewer iPhone upgrades than we had anticipated." applespeak for "we though we could still get away with ripping people off"

  13. Unlimited growth isn't possible ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So somewhere along the line corporations and bankers lost their shit, and decided to ignore reality and act as if you can grow annually forever.

    At a certain point, the market is saturated with phones and tablets, and no amount of wishing by analysts will mean you can keep growing your sales indefinitely -- but somehow this is how they view these things.

    I really don't understand where this bit of stupidity came from, there was always going to reach a point where Apple just can't keep selling as many iPhones.

    I mean, I have an iPhone 6S (I think) that work pays for. It's got a headphone jack, and Otterbox case, and does everything I require it to. Short of breaking it, I have no idea why I'd replace it ... there simply isn't a feature in a phone in the last few years that I've felt I couldn't live without.

    Suddenly people realize that Apple can't actually keep doing this, and it's the end of the world.

    1. Re:Unlimited growth isn't possible ... by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      If you got the damn thing in a Otterbox case then good luck on breaking it. Damn nuclear war there would only be 3 things left on earth. Cockroaches, lawyers, and damn iphones in otterboxes.

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  14. Apple is dying by WCMI92 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They have lost their momentum. They used to make great products that just worked. Perfectly. They have been living on that reputation and it's about over.

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    1. Re: Apple is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, here is the reality
      There is plenty of demand, just some people stuck in their own contracts having nothing to do with Apple are not upgrading
      Second, the only reason people complain about the headphone jack is because they want free headphones so they donâ(TM)t have to buy any.
      Finally, with respect to the other elephant, the max, people arenâ(TM)t getting into that phone because of the price we all understand it
      However, there are plenty of people upgrading they just donâ(TM)t post in the forum here and they arenâ(TM)t from who why or anything like that
      Now Apple could easily up its game for its own benefit but it was more worried about others benefits. Not so much anymore - if you buy an iPhone and drop it in a gutter Apple is not paying for it

    2. Re: Apple is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I have the iPhone XS Max, and would have much preferred keeping the iPhone 6S has it not ran out of warranty a week before the charging circuit was bricked by iOS 12.0.0

    3. Re:Apple is dying by exomondo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They have lost their momentum. They used to make great products that just worked. Perfectly.

      Now you can buy the latest MacBook and the latest iPhone and the cable they supply won't even connect the two together.

    4. Re: Apple is dying by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      headphones needed - because i want to use my expensive headset with it not the cheap ones.

      Blutooth sucks, because of too many people using blutooth around you makes it fail.

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    5. Re: Apple is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't bluetooth that sucks. It's that shitty auto-tuned millenial pop you're listening to.

    6. Re: Apple is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wut? Are you invested in Bluetooth somehow? It’s astonishing how shitty it is

    7. Re: Apple is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's usually interference from 2.4GHz WiFi

    8. Re:Apple is dying by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      They have lost their momentum. They used to make great products that just worked. Perfectly.

      When was that? I was a Mac user almost from the beginning, so I know that has literally never been true. (I skipped straight from Apple // to the Mac Plus.)

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    9. Re:Apple is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is plain laughable.

    10. Re:Apple is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget them cancelling their products that made the ecosystem, like the Time Capsule. Backup was complicated, and buying a new device was daunting as migrating all your shit was scary -- solution was provided then axed because "not enough margin". Seems like a marketing and/or accountant run business instead of one based on innovation or engineering, these days.

    11. Re: Apple is dying by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      That only happens if you are using old protocols. Using a modern bluetooth, 4+, and you won't have this issue. If you value sound quality you won't use a iphone with bluetooth ether. Iphones only have the Advanced Audio Distribution Profile (A2DP). Which is fine for podcasts and crappy j/pop. For good quality over bluetooth you need a phone that supports aptX, like the Samsung Galaxy lines. Your headphones must also support aptX.

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    12. Re:Apple is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have lost their momentum.

      They have lost Steve Jobs

      It's all been downhill from there.

  15. Writnig on the wall by phalse+phace · · Score: 1

    The weakened demand came primarily from China, although Cook notes that "in some developed markets, iPhone upgrades also were not as strong as we thought they would be."

    The writing was on the wall when, for the 1st time, Apple increased iPhone trade-in credit in late November by up to $100 to get lure people in to buy the iPhone XR, XS, and XS Max, and then extending the offer to other countries like China, Japan, and Australia, and throughout Europe a month later.

    1. Re:Writnig on the wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creimertard. Delete thread

  16. hey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's the price for being courageous

  17. Apple cultists.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    bring out your strawmen; warm up your hyperbole; put a fresh set of batteries in your whataboutisms and start your ipologies!!

    1. Re:Apple cultists.... by pjrc · · Score: 1

      But you'll have to take it to an Apple Store to have that fresh battery installed.

    2. Re:Apple cultists.... by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      And it looks like the $29 battery replacement window just expired. $99 now, and it will take 2-3 weeks.

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  18. Prices, Quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In his letter, Cook offers several explanations for the lower earnings guidance

    And he never once mentioned the jacked up prices of the new Apple offerings nor the lack of innovation that has led to Apple's quality being par with competitors'.

    Cook has neither the vision nor the control that Jobs had. The latest phones have Lightning ports instead of the industry-standard USB-C, dropping the headphone jack, but the Mac lines all offer USB-C. A competent CEO with control over his various divisions, as Jobs was, would have standardized on USB-C for all products. Cook simply does not wield enough power within his own house to make that happen. Jobs moved Apple to eschew the PS/2, serial, and parallel ports in favor of a single standard, USB, and that took vision and control: Cook has neither.

    Cook wastes Apple's time and resources on content creation, bogus iTunes adventures like music streaming, and so forth. Apple needs to recenter itself around its core competencies: hardware and software. Forget "thinner" and remember what "pro" used to mean. Revive the 2012 MacBook Pro design with its thick but accessible, repairable, tough-as-a-tank system.

    My 2012 MBP has a massive dent in one corner from being dropped onto Frankfurt Airport's hard, stone floor: the aluminum deformed, but neither the screen nor any other component was harmed. I've spilled an embarrassing amount of beer, water, and champagne onto the keyboard and drained each out the optical drive; it still keeps on ticking. Why would I buy a Cook-era MBP whose useless touch-bar will fail due to heat issues? How would I deal with all the dongles?

    1. Re:Prices, Quality by sheramil · · Score: 1

      Why would I buy a Cook-era MBP whose useless touch-bar will fail due to heat issues? How would I deal with all the dongles?

      You pay for them, Wilde. You pay for them.

    2. Re:Prices, Quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And he never once mentioned the jacked up prices of the new Apple offerings nor the lack of innovation that has led to Apple's quality being par with competitors'.

      That's just it though, they're not even on par.

      The iPhone camera used to set the standard, now it's basically unchanged since the iPhone 7. (This is where some Apple fanboy points out whatever spec they've updated since then - but on any visual quality test, the difference between an iPhone 7 and an iPhone XS photo is entirely negligible. I think it turns out that newer iOS versions made newer iPhone photos even worse by cranking up the noise smoothing.) Compare that to NightShot on the Google Pixel 3. Literal night and day differences, and Apple has nothing like that anywhere.

      Face ID is an utter disaster. It manages to both have too many false negatives and too many false positives. Half the time you pick up the phone you'll need to punch in your PIN because it's seen "too many faces" simply by being put in your pocket, but there's a good chance a relative can unlock it too! Beyond that it's slow and irritating, because it checks to make sure you're "paying attention" so no more unlocking the phone and handing it to someone else. I could probably go on, but the bottom line here is Face ID needs to go and Touch ID needs to be brought back.

      Then there's the horrid "all screen" idea, where there's no safe place to hold the phone. Or, in other words, you're always holding it wrong. Google recognized this issue and Android is designed to have an area of the screen you can grab in "all screen" Android phones. Apple did not. So you have to kind of cup the phone in your hand, being very careful not to brush the front. Because the entire screen has UI elements on it.

      The notch is a horrible idea and blocks out too much of the status bar. Apple had to shrink the status bar to get it to fit, making it look even weirder because while it's too narrow to show anything it's now also weirdly aligned vertically: the elements are the same height, but now they're not vertically centered. (This is because of the rounded corners - the status bar is at the bottom of the notch so that it has enough space horizontally, and even then they had to remove parts of it.) This means you have this giant band of dead space beside the notch, except that as mentioned above it's not dead, touching those areas still "counts" and therefore touching those areas will do something. (Generally scroll to the top of the page in most apps, and of course the gestures to reveal notifications and the command center.)

      So you add up everything: a camera that was top of the line three generations ago, an un-ergonomic phone that's hard to hold, an authentication system that only barely works, no headphone jack, an outdated non-standard charging port, and a price tag that exceeds that of most laptops - is anyone surprised these things aren't selling?!

    3. Re: Prices, Quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahahahaha iOS new versions should take care of that just fine.

    4. Re:Prices, Quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lmao the only time i touch my touchbar is when my external monitor freezes up the os and the only way to wake the laptop is to open it up and tap on the frozen touchbar until it comes back to life, which is it does with some frequency. now when I see a picture of a touchbar I just get a slightly pissed off feeling reminding me of all the damn times I had to reboot this supposedly unix desktop because the usb-c monitor stops it from waking. the touchbar could have been cool if they ever released a bluetooth keyboard with the touchbar for the desktop, but I'm not opening up the laptop and risking breaking the keyboard via a fleck of dust just to scribble through logic pro a little more conveniently.

    5. Re:Prices, Quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Face ID is an utter disaster. It manages to both have too many false negatives and too many false positives. Half the time you pick up the phone you'll need to punch in your PIN because it's seen "too many faces" simply by being put in your pocket, but there's a good chance a relative can unlock it too!

      Sounds like you were using some cheap Android knock-off Face ID. The FUD you're spreading there just doesn't happen with Apple's Face ID.

    6. Re: Prices, Quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first part literally happened to Tim Cook in the very keynote where he announced the phone. (Or was it the iPhone subordinate guy? Who cares.) There have been so many articles about family members or even just people who look slightly similar being able to unlock someone's phone, I'm not even going to bother answering the second half.

    7. Re: Prices, Quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The lack of a desktop touchbar, where it would make sense, is a great example of Cook's loss of control and coordination over the company.

  19. Re:Just add this crazy new feature everyone demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Creimertard. Delete thread.

  20. Re:Just add this crazy new feature everyone demand by garcia · · Score: 1

    I didnâ(TM)t upgrade because of two factors:

    1. They no longer offer a current phone model with the form factor I want.

    2. There were no deals which would have avoided me paying a monthly fee on top of my mobile service costs.

    â"-

    I refuse to pay full price for a phone. Period. Especially if theyâ(TM)re not going to see me a phone in the size I prefer.

    So, normally I would have upgraded my phone and they would have had some sort of sale to someone. This is the first time since 2008 when it was >2 years between phone purchases that I havenâ(TM)t upgraded and it has absolutely nothing to do with the stupid headphone jack.

  21. Headline is what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is the fuck do you "miss sales" that never were?

    What I mean is if no one wants it then it wasn't missed. Rather, it was built in vain.

    1. Re:Headline is what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How is the fuck do you "miss sales" that never were?

      It's says "weaker than expected first-quarter earnings" right in the summary.
      Believe it or not, but if you run a business that produces things, it's really important to predict how much you should make.
      If you owned a donut shop and bought enough supplies to make $1 million in donuts, but only sold like $1000 worth, you'd have an issue.

    2. Re:Headline is what? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      If you owned a donut shop and bought enough supplies to make $1 million in donuts, but only sold like $1000 worth, you'd have an issue.

      Stop making 1000kg donuts.

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    3. Re:Headline is what? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      How is the fuck do you "miss sales" that never were?

      What I mean is if no one wants it then it wasn't missed. Rather, it was built in vain.

      Must be talking marketing talks from the RIAA/MPAA.

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  22. Apple fucking blew it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the biggest fuck up since the launch of Apple Maps. Actually much worse since Apple Maps was just embarrassing but this is fucking up their earnings. Somebody needs to get fired for this shit. Tim Cook if necessary, but at least shitcan whatever stupid Stanford/Harvard MBA douchebag who fucked up the pricing.

    But honestly, once Warren Buffet invests heavily in a tech stock, you know its days of success are behind it. Buffet was gushing over IBM maybe a decade ago, now look at that. Luckily, last time Apple stock split, I unloaded like half the shares, and put it into Microsoft.

  23. Re:Just add this crazy new feature everyone demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I bet if they added headphone jacks again, the new phones would sell like hotcakes. Who wants to upgrade when there's a huge decrease in functionality?

    @yorgasor nailed it.
    The iPhone was an iPod that could make phone calls first and foremost. Somehow that was forgotten and those Audiophiles among us have slowly become increasingly annoyed with Apple as they have:

        - Taken away the Headphone jack
        - Destroyed the usability of iTunes as a Jukebox (I mean seriously it turned into an App Store Device management system)
        - Caused Massive AppleID Identity Crisis As Apple tried to conflate iCloud with Me.com/Mac.com and iTunes DRM Log ins
        - Arbitrarily and without my authorization erased all my local music from my iPhone in a Vain attempt to get me to Stream from the Cloud Driving my Data Rates into the Sky while simultaneously putting all my music into buffer-hell
        - Artificially Kept Storage capacity behind the curve of progress, We should have Terrabytes of local storage by now, But NOOOOOOO That goes against their motivation for a cloud ($Subscription)

    Sigh..... Stallman was right..... I should just chunk my iPhone 6s and just go back to a moto Razr.....

  24. Another Example of Missing the Boat by X!0mbarg · · Score: 3, Informative

    People are Content with their current phones.
    After all, they paid Through the Nose for their current iPhone, and are not willing to drop even more their hard-earned cash for yet another upgrade that isn't really a substantial improvement over what they have. Sure, it's a status symbol and all that, but people don't all have the same level of disposable income as they used to.
    Didn't the PC market go through this a while back?
    Isn't Microsoft going through this yet again over Windows 7 vs Windows 10, and won't they be feeling same "loss of profits" bite when it comes to the next iteration of Windows?
    You can certainly tell that Microsoft holds a substantial share of Apple by the way they make the same mistakes.

    1. Re:Another Example of Missing the Boat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...] You can certainly tell that Microsoft holds a substantial share of Apple by the way they make the same mistakes.

      Not exactly. The same group of fucked-in-the-head vigilantes constitutes the public-facing divisions of Microsoft, Apple, & other tech companies. Connect the dots.

  25. Spend more on Tech. by wolfheart111 · · Score: 1

    Give us something fucking amazing...

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  26. Re:Just add this crazy new feature everyone demand by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 1

    I have an iPhone 7 and never really missed the headphone jack. I've been using portable music devices for decades and those ports always seem to eventually develop shorts or had poor insulation or shielding problems which made a big annoying startling static POP in the headphones when you plugged them in or just wiggled the cable a little. It's time for that port to go. I don't get any static noises that with the lightning port.

    Also, if I'm spending $500 on a something, well another $9.99 for a dongle isn't going to be a deal breaker.

    What was/is scummy about Apple is that they never threw in the dongle with the phone to begin with, which might cost Apple $1 at best. That always stuck of pure greed.

  27. Who has true longevity by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I'm not expecting that to happen. China's playing the long game and waiting it out.

    While that is traditionally China's strength, they do not have that luxury.

    The Apple guidance in a way, is a small window to how tariffs are actually hurting the Chinese economy. They cannot afford to play the long game here; the U.S. can, and Trump would. Do you seriously think there will not be major unrest within a year if things carry on as they are?

    China's willing to cut off their nose to spite their face.

    Yes but not both legs.

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    1. Re:Who has true longevity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are delusional, China can and will out wait the US. Trump is a lame duck, staggering along with bits falling off. The US will tank way before China, you are the ones with huge debts. Typical of a fuckwad libertarian asshole to be so stupid.

    2. Re:Who has true longevity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China has been dabbing in capitalism for 20 or 30 years. The United States has been winning at capitalism for 250 years. Come at us, bro.

    3. Re:Who has true longevity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China is a huge market all by itself and they make everything. The reason there is trade imbalance is that US needs Chinese stuff much more then China needs American's even with 4 to 1 population ratio. Apple share loss in China benefits Chinese manufacturers the most.

    4. Re:Who has true longevity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China can and WILL easily outwait the US. The US doesn't have the luxury of a government that rules uncontested and republicans are already losing power. China are sitting pretty at the moment while the US is slowly starting to see the job losses from the tarrifs. But regardless the drop in sales has nothing to do with the Chinese economy or Tariffs, it is something that has been happening in a lot of similar markets all around the world where Apple is being replaced by cheap alternatives, this trend will continue (note it also hurts the top end device makers for Android too). basically a device a quarter of the price provides most users identical functionality and china is very price sensitive.

    5. Re:Who has true longevity by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      They cannot afford to play the long game here; the U.S. can

      You are delusional. America is the brokest it's ever been since the second world war. China will expand by more than 7% in 2019.

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    6. Re:Who has true longevity by LostMyAccount · · Score: 1

      The CPC rules "uncontested" only in a symbolic way. There's over a billion people in China and a lot more than just Uncle Xi's agenda in play, both in the party, the economy and in regional areas. It's part of why China is so control-oriented because they know that any kind of national control in China is extremely tenuous.

      There's has long been a lot of questions about China's economic numbers generally. Every few months there's some new initiative to reel in bad loans, stop over-production, etc. It's like people on Instagram -- there's the Instagram view of their life, and then there's the real view of their life which is a lot messier and uncertain.

      Plus once the notion of economic insecurity gains traction among the population, the government's social control paranoia gets kicked into high gear. Their biggest fear may not be existential economic collapse but social upheaval caused by some kind of significant economic downturn they can't quickly reverse with internal economic policy or demand. The real genius of economic pressure on China isn't in the trade economics, it's playing on the psychology of the leadership's fear of losing social control.

      And this is where China's lack of economic transparency hurts them internally; they themselves become victims of their own economic gamesmanship and sketchy economic data. It's like needing psychological help but using your Instagram self to explain your problems to the shrink.

      My sense is the US gives up before they should not because they can't win, but because domestic political pressure among stakeholders affected by US policy to China causes it to shift. Dropping the tariffs will bump GDP numbers for a couple of quarters to produce "great economy" headlines to benefit politicians.

      And really, "winning" is a complicated state anyway that nobody can really define. Long term concessions by the Chinese? Cutting back on state-sponsored IP theft/hacking? Simply fucking up the domestic Chinese economy enough that it causes them to shift funds from the military to prop up the economy? There's a ton of angles in play.

    7. Re:Who has true longevity by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The Apple guidance in a way, is a small window to how tariffs are actually hurting the Chinese economy.

      Apple and Tesla are manufacturing in China for export to the Chinese and European market.

      China is buying soy from Brazil, and I see no reason they should switch back to America ever. Brazilian soy production increases and market price equilibrium with United States farmers has displaced the American export market. China could go to Venezuela next for oil.

      People don't realize that shirts are made in China with cotton grown in Egypt or America. Those northern Sud states can produce cotton just as well, with the right technology, and China may end up giving them the boost they need to become major cotton exporters. That's another lost export market.

      China isn't trying to see who can bleed more without passing out; they're simply cutting America's feeding tubes.

  28. Translation: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    We have fooled some of the people all of the time. But we can't fool all of the people.

  29. Re:Just add this crazy new feature everyone demand by Powercntrl · · Score: 1

    There were no deals which would have avoided me paying a monthly fee on top of my mobile service costs.

    This is exactly what bit Apple in the ass. The carriers got greedy and spun it like they were doing you a favor ("No contracts! No more ETFs!"), when in reality it just enabled them to jack up the costs of the phones (since now you're generally financing the full MSRP). And yeah, initially the cost of service did go down, but looking at today's plan prices, we seem to be right back to where we started back when carriers used to give you a new flagship phone for $200 with contract - except now you don't get the discounted phone.

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  30. Apple is eating it's own tail by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Apple should be very concerned about who is making negative statements about Apple products today.

    In the past it was mostly hate-anything-Apple-trolls, but today many of the 'Apple has lost it's way',"Apple is crap', ' Apple is way overpriced' complaints are now coming from past Apple customers who do not see any valid reason to spend $2000+ to upgrade their old 2010 iMac or 2012 Macbook Pro to an inferior product that has no function keys, a mouse that has a charging port on the bottom, fewer ports, and keyboards that feel like you are typing on jello. For that much money you expect something that stands out from the rest, but their repeat customers just don't see Apple as having those products or the perception of having those stand-out products anymore.

    Look at their greed: they release looooong overdue Macbook Air and macMinis with mediocre upgraded specs and less ports in late 2018, then jack up those prices by $300. Pure blatant greed.

    1. Re:Apple is eating it's own tail by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Informative
      I'm typing this on a late 2013 MacBook Pro, with a 2.6GH quad-core (Haswell) i7, 16GB of RAM and a 1TB SSD. I got this machine just after it was released, five years ago. They only released a noticeably faster model a few months ago. The starting price for the new model is £2,349, which gives you 16GB of RAM and a 256GB SSD (seriously, in 2019! The older one that this machine replaced had an SSD that big!) and a 2.2GHz (6-core) processor. If I want the 2.6GHz model, it's £2,699. Upgrading to 32GB of RAM is another £360. Upgrading the SSD to 2TB is a whopping £1080! 2TB of NVMe costs less than that retail! This brings the price for a machine that's a bit better than my current one to £4,139. Sorry Apple, I'm not willing to pay £4K for a slight upgrade. Especially not when this machine has quite a nice keyboard and the newer ones have absolutely horrible ones. The same specs two years earlier, and I'd have jumped at it. Now? It's just not competitive.

      If I max out the specs (bigger GPU, 4TB SSD on top of what I listed above), it's £6,254. That's a silly amount of money for what you actually get.

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    2. Re:Apple is eating it's own tail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typing on jello? The new MBP keyboard feels like typing on glass. There is nearly zero movement.

    3. Re:Apple is eating it's own tail by rl117 · · Score: 1

      Apple made a deal with the devil when they transformed their products into "fashion statements". The problem being that fashion is a fickle thing, and while they profited greatly from their image and sold a whole lot of iPhones, fashion always changes and they stand to be left behind when their design aesthetic goes out of fashion. This is why leaving their core computing competency behind has been so short-sighted, particularly when they have the money and resources to do both very well. Will they have enough left to fall back upon when the bubble bursts?

    4. Re:Apple is eating it's own tail by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      In the past it was mostly hate-anything-Apple-trolls, but today many of the 'Apple has lost it's way',"Apple is crap', ' Apple is way overpriced' complaints are now coming from past Apple customers

      I came to hate-anything-Apple because I was a past Apple customer. As in, since the Apple 2 days. My second computer was a ][+. (My first was a C= 16.) They lost their way the first time in the Centris/Performa era, and they've lost it again now.

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    5. Re:Apple is eating it's own tail by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      If I max out the specs (bigger GPU, 4TB SSD on top of what I listed above), it's £6,254. That's a silly amount of money for what you actually get.

      Just think of the monster PC you could build for that!

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    6. Re:Apple is eating it's own tail by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Let's settle for "it's like typing on a thin sheet of jello on top of glass".

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    7. Re:Apple is eating it's own tail by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Yep. I had a 2012 and two years ago finally shrugged and got a Dell Precision from their Small Business section loaded with Ubuntu. Way less than the MBP, with a 2 TB drive on board, and the ability to crack it open and slap in whatever SSD I want. Oh, and it has an actual dedicated video card in it! Imagine that!

      There was a time when I would happily pay a moderate premium for an Apple product, but that's no longer something they offer. If OSX was still doing OK, that would be one thing, but even that now has so many longstanding bugs and issues that I don't see it as a selling point anymore.

      If Apple had kept their 2012-2014 MBPs and just kept the hardware updated, I'd probably still be buying. But no. They had to let the hardware languish, make it thinner and thinner, and jacked the prices into the stratosphere.

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    8. Re:Apple is eating it's own tail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the past it was mostly hate-anything-Apple-trolls, but today many of the 'Apple has lost it's way',"Apple is crap', ' Apple is way overpriced' complaints are now coming from past Apple customers who do not see any valid reason to spend $2000+

      In the past it was mostly hate-anything-Apple-trolls, and they had no valid reason? WRONG.

      The thing is the signs were there since 1984, heck I guess even since the Lisa. They always intended to remove features and commodidize the hardware and sell at a premium as they get a lock on the market. Have they made some good things? Yes, but even the Mac, which people praise as revolutionary (it's not), suffered the same exact problems as the iPhartWhateverProducts today. I used early Mac and when I looked at upgrading or fixing it ($100s-$1000s more to spend), opened my eyes to their practices and started looking outside the apple machine. Nearly 30 years ago I realized what you are now starting to realize:

      1. They are the highest priced out of anyone
      2. They are not quality parts -- they sell the same stuff, or locked down versions of the same stuff
      3. They are not first and don't invent stuff -- they copy
      4. The only way they pulled the rug over on the above truth is Steve Jobs created a tech CULT and made following him more important than the truth

      And I will live for the day that the smart phone paradigm Jobs concocted by merging with the iPOD is finally destroyed so we can have working cell phones again. I want a PHONE and be able to make calls.

  31. Re:Just add this crazy new feature everyone demand by Powercntrl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I bet if they added headphone jacks again

    The iPhone has been jack-less since the 7. The iPhone jumped the shark with the X - when Apple decided to go fucking nuts with the "flagship" model starting at $1k, and they haven't looked back.

    Dare I say it, the other problem with the X and later models, is that the iPhone has ceased to be intuitive to operate. You have to just know where/how you're supposed to swipe to make stuff happen, and Steve Jobs is probably spinning in his grave. I'm sure this has put off a lot of the older generations from upgrading.

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  32. not surprising by renegade600 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    since users found that apple was secretly throttling their phones causing problems on purpose it was bound to happened. getting the battery replace is just so much cheaper for a perfectly good phone. besides iphones are just too expensive to replace yearly now.

    1. Re:not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, but when they release a product that comes bent from the factory and says that's OK and how it should be, they are clearly showing NO respect for costumers. When Cook also says Apple will front censorship and act like a cult leader in his speeches, people pretty much have to be mad to continue paying for their products. Adding to those issues, their fight against repair-businesses that does repairs on devices Apple say is impossible to repair, basically forcing costumers to buy a new one. The list of anti consumer antics from this company just goes on and on.

    2. Re:not surprising by hackertourist · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Throttling wasn't causing problems, it was preventing them, i.e. random crashes when the phone tried to draw more power than the battery could supply. Apple could have handled the situation better by making the phone indicate what it's doing instead of slowing down silently, but a slow phone is far more usable than a crashed one.

    3. Re:not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You keep telling yourself that...
      Can you imagine if the makers of your car decided to throttle your old engine on purpose to, you know, "prevent problems". You pull out to pass someone on the highway and suddenly the car loses a pile of horsepower to "save the engine" and puts your life (and those you're heading towards head on) in danger. You'd lose your shit and you know it.

      There is no justified means of doing this kind of thing to your customers except to screw them further and trick them into spending even more money to stay on the perpetual upgrade treadmill. I'm glad Apple has customers like you to fleece. It's just they're running out of them it appears by their $9 B shortfall notice.

    4. Re:not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're either a paid shill or a gullible fool.

    5. Re:not surprising by cloud.pt · · Score: 1

      I can partially see your point, but it's pretty obvious battery degradation is, and has been the main reason for a phone upgrade, ever since real smartphones started hitting the market. Sealing batteries is now common practice even on lower-end phones and smartwatches. Just for reference, I have reently upgraded my Garmin Vivoactive HR to a Vivoactive 3, and despite being basically the same device with slightly better CPU and a rounded display, I have noted that they have purposely made firmare updates from it's launch back in 2017 that makes battery much worse, the worst ones released as soon as the new Vivoactive 3 Music came out. Companies WANT to promote new products by making old ones obsolete. Vivoactive HR battery at launch was about 10 days with half hour daily activities (GPS). VA3 at launch was reported by reviewers as the same, and the HR's battery was already down to 5-7 days in similar conditions (after firmware upgrades). My VA3 currently won't do more than 2 (!!) days with half-hour activities on both. The Music one on the other hand - people reporting 8+ days of battery life. And obviously their Fenix devices' main feature is that the batteries last a lot longer.

    6. Re:not surprising by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      You keep telling yourself that... Can you imagine if the makers of your car decided to throttle your old engine on purpose to, you know, "prevent problems". You pull out to pass someone on the highway and suddenly the car loses a pile of horsepower to "save the engine" and puts your life (and those you're heading towards head on) in danger. You'd lose your shit and you know it.

      Loads of cars actually do that. Well the car doesn't know what you're doing but they will give you limited performance is there's an issue. What would make you lose your shit more, pulling out to overtake and losing some power or pulling out to overtake and have your engine flat out die on you? It's not really the same thing though is it?

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  33. Not surprised by buss_error · · Score: 3, Interesting

    At $1,100 and $1,200 USD for an iPhone X (what ever), I just kept my iPhone 7. Still working. I guess for their next trick, Apple will start bricking phone 3 versions or older. At which point, Android, here I come.

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  34. Innovation is needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since Apple doesn't care about the desktop any more, they may as well launch a dock so people can justify that >1K spend for what is, essentially, a full PC in their pocket.

    Make a dock with: 4xUSB2/3, USBC, Thunderbolt or whatever, dual HDMI out, 4x Line in/out/mic with *good* DACs (ie., a decent bedroom studio sound rig), gigabit ethernet and a next-gen GPU to switch over for gaming maybe, and dual SSD slots for expanded storage.

    Hell, even better, someone *other* than Apple needs to do this. Smartphones should converge with PCs and a universal docking solution so we can just carry around our main machines and plug in wherever as required.

  35. THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES NAZI FAGGOT KEN DOLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THERE WILL ALWAYS BE CONSEQUENCES FOR YOUR LIES AND PROPAGANDA NAZI FAGGOT KEN DOLL

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  36. Re:Just add this crazy new feature everyone demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [,,,] Who wants to upgrade when there's a huge decrease in functionality?

    Who wants to upgrade when there's a huge decrease in durability?

    There, FTFY.

  37. Peak high-end smartphone by Solandri · · Score: 1

    The high-end phones are "good enough" that people don't feel the need to upgrade them. The mid- and especially low-end phones still need to be upgraded because they become obsolete more quickly, having started off further behind in capability. They are now the largest growth segment, and the vast majority of it is in China and India. Huawei and Xaiomi have been the primary beneficiaries. It's also traditionally a market segment that Apple has eschewed, so Apple will feel the pinch more than any other smartphone maker.

  38. The hidden payment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It used to be that every year or so, you could upgrade your iPhone, pay about the same, but get a ton of features that you’re not sure how you lived without before. Sure, those features existed on android phones, but none were integrated quite as well. Now, you wait a year and there aren’t any significant feature changes. You literally just pay more for a slightly better phone. Maybe they could have made it years ago for the same price. Apple’s business model went from selling an improved user experience, to milking every last drop until customers stopped. Hopefully they finally reached the inflection point where they start releasing new features they’ve been keeping in their back pocket, but have they lost their customer’s trust?

  39. A bit of perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If their revised guidance is correct, it will still be the second best quarterly earnings in Apple's history: about $4B lower revenue than a year ago, but $5B more than 2 years ago.

  40. Still a healthy profit by Camembert · · Score: 1

    Sure, they sell less than expected, but from the start of the letter:
    - Revenue of approximately $84 billion
    - Gross margin of approximately 38 percent
    That is still good profit for a quarter by any metric.
    Many people prefer to use their phones longer, the price to swap is high nowadays, and I don't find most improvements that noticeable except for the cameras in the latest top smartphones which now yield pretty good results.
    I changed the battery of my 5 year old 6 Plus and together with the "efficient" IOS12, it is still pretty usable with the latest OS.
    I can see myself upgrading end of this year to this year's "XS2" or whatever it will be called. 6 years of usage of a phone is pretty ok. Many of my friends think alike, they like their iphones and will use theirs as long as possible.
    Though I am quite impressed by the general quality of some affordable Android phones (a friend showed me his son's Xiaomi, and I found it very nicely made at a killer price), I will likely stay with Apple, walled garden and all. I do find the near seamless icloud data syncing between my phone, ipad, mac and apple tv truly pleasant and worry-free. that is worth something to me.

  41. Trump by spongman · · Score: 1

    Thanks to trump Chinese companies like hauwei will corner the market now that apple is cut off. By the time heâ(TM)s reversed his stupid policy the damage will be done and American business will be permanently disadvantaged.

  42. Sue somebody for it. by wolfheart111 · · Score: 1

    Lost sales suit somewhere...

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  43. Re:Just add this crazy new feature everyone demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I recently watched a friend (who is a mobile app developer) and long time iPhone user, try to figure out how to set a particular camera mode on the new iPhonex, gave up after a few minutes...

  44. THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES NAZI FAGGOT KEN DOLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THERE WILL ALWAYS BE CONSEQUENCES FOR YOUR LIES AND PROPAGANDA NAZI FAGGOT KEN DOLL

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  45. How much tech do you need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously. I know this is an American iphone wankathon but how much tech does one need? Does everyone's lives have yo revolve around phone-tech and all manner of web2.0 crap?

  46. Follow the €£$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's simple..... Follow the money. I want to buy a6s for my wife and an XR or 8+ for me, but the prices are too high. And the XR has a sub 1080p screen.

  47. Bail out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should give them some bailout money before it gets any worse for them.

    1. Re:Bail out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep bailout money from american taxpayers just so the top executives can continue their happy ways squandering cash left and right.

  48. It's not better phones, it's the arrogance by Excelcia · · Score: 3, Interesting

    * A fucking 3.5 mm plug so I can listen AND charge the phone at the same time (not this bullshit slow wireless recharging shenanigans), and
    * Longer battery life

    It's not necessarily all the new issues that have come along. And it's not that the current iPhones are so good people don't want to upgrade. It's the issues they have had from the beginning that are biting them in the ass:
    * No replaceable battery
    * No MicroSD card slot
    * A texting app that won't actually send an SMS to a non-iPhone by default, and which diverts every text you do send to another iPhone through their servers
    * Updates that intentionally drain your battery on older models
    * Updates that make simple things like your charger stop working, or which intentionally disable phones with third-party repairs

    This is all stuff Apple has done from the beginning. They treated the phones as disposable, and the on-phone storage as some sort of precious commodity, like we were back in the 90's and there are severe silicon shortages. Their institutional arrogance was through the roof - iPhones will only work well out of the box with Apple services or Apple servers and getting them to import or export information elsewhere is just painful. People looked the other way and forgave them that because, at least with Apple stuff, iPhones mostly just worked.

    Every one of those issues, though, is a goodwill sink. When iPhones were priced less and, at least with their own gear, just worked, then the sinks on goodwill were less than the features you got, and they had sales growth. However, when you add removing the headphone jack, back-to-back updates which have disabled some sort of third party charger or device, and successive generations that have gotten more expensive for what... a further reduction in dot pitch you need a microscope to discern, with all that people ask themselves if iPhone is worth the aggravation. And once it stops being a bit thick everywhere you go with Apple hype, people start to realize they bought into something that's not so shiny after all.

    All Apple knows is fewer people are upgrading. What they don't (can't) fully know is how many previous iPhone users are actually not just not upgrading but jumping ship to a more open platform. I suspect it's a lot more than you think. I don't think the slowdown in sales is the west dissing Huawei and China getting all national pride about phones. I suspect what we are seeing is Apple starting to reap the results of a lot of anti-customer policies they have had from the beginning. Hype can plaster over treating your customers like shit for a little while. Not forever.

    1. Re: It's not better phones, it's the arrogance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those things didnâ(TM)t make any difference, the problem is market saturation and no new âkiller featuresâ(TM).

    2. Re: It's not better phones, it's the arrogance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How about a killer feature like apostrophes instead of that TM bullcrap!

    3. Re: It's not better phones, it's the arrogance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I ainâ(TM)t got no time for that.

    4. Re:It's not better phones, it's the arrogance by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Excellent points! Please mod parent +1 Informative / Interesting.

      It is extremely frustrating that Apple keeps burying their head in the sand thinking that these things are not important.

      The same slump we're seeing in phone upgrades is the same one we've seen in PC's for the past decade. The latest Intel CPU's are incremental upgrades.

      Like you said, you can only screw over your customers for so long before they get tired before they get off the upgrade wheel and/or jump ship.

    5. Re:It's not better phones, it's the arrogance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iPhones have no MicroSD expansion slot? Must be trolling...

    6. Re: It's not better phones, it's the arrogance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That might pique my interest.

  49. QCOM Modem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple should not hace stopped using QCOM modem and should have released a 4.7 inch iphone with touch id

  50. Same everywhere by nagora · · Score: 1

    My Samsung S5 is wearing out (accelerometer stopped working in November). Here's what I want to replace it: an S5 with more memory.

    I don't want a faster processor (unless it gets more flops per watt). I don't want a higher res screen. I don't want a screen that goes to the edge so that I have to hold it up with just my telepathic powers. I don't want a better camera. I JUST WANT MY FUCKING PHONE that I've been using for years without any issues.

    The current S9 is £600 while a boxed S5 is available for £120. It's a no-brainer, so whatever Samsung spent on developing and marketing the S9 (and the S6-8) was wasted as far as I'm concerned as they achieved nothing of any value to me.

    What will eventually force my hand is Google withdrawing support for older hardware and leaving me exposed to security threats.

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    1. Re:Same everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That last part will happen sooner, rather than later.

    2. Re:Same everywhere by nagora · · Score: 1

      That last part will happen sooner, rather than later.

      I know. That's why I'm reluctant to actually buy a new S5.

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  51. What new features? Why?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why do we need "new features"?
    Smartphones are small mobile generic personal computers. What they can and cannot have is exactly like with big PCs. And there we already went through all the useful and useless features and periphery and everything.

    All that's gonna change is processors getting faster, memories getting bigger, and I/O quality getting higher.
    None of which we actually need anymore. I’ve got 8 times 2 freakin' GHz in my hand for under $200. It's good enough!

    This is purely a bug of capitalism: Companies think they always have to keep "innovating", *no matter what*, because otherwise they'd all be the same, and there would be no reason to not just buy the cheapest one.
    But there's noting wrong with that, actually. Only Apple having built its whole stupid cancer of a business around that now vanished illusion of a unique selling point.
    I wonder if they'll adapt and sell cheaper phones, double down and die like idiots, or be bailed out by the apparently selectively (only to banks, car makers, Apple?, etc) socialist states of America. ;))

    1. Re:What new features? Why?? by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      Companies think they always have to keep "innovating", *no matter what*, because otherwise they'd all be the same, and there would be no reason to not just buy the cheapest one.

      Mod this up.

      Most "innovation" is to add to the number of marketing tick boxes and is not needed or used by the buyers, even though the buyers think they do. Remember in video-recorder days the joke (but true) that many people had the clock display taped over because they could not be bothered to set the time and did not want the flashing. I have a camera with so many buttons, menus and modes that it's insane - yet camera review sites rate cameras by that number and it influences people, even though the buyers don't understand the modes afterwards.

    2. Re:What new features? Why?? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Smartphones are small mobile generic personal computers. What they can and cannot have is exactly like with big PCs.

      This argument makes as much sense as saying 'PCs are just small mainframes. What they can and cannot have is exactly like with big mainframes'. It's superficially true, in that they're both general-purpose computing devices, but form factor matters when defining sensible use cases. A camera on a phone is useful, because it's about the same size as a stand-alone camera and most people carry their phone everywhere. A camera on a desktop is much less useful - you can use it for video conferencing, but not much else. In a desktop, you can have large cooling fans and mains power, so power efficiency is less important than flexibility and cost. Most mobile SoCs, for example, include dedicated hardware for face detection, because doing it in dedicated hardware uses a lot less power than doing the same thing on the CPU or GPU, but on a desktop doing it in software would use such a small amount of the power / performance budget that the extra hardware would be pointless.

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    3. Re:What new features? Why?? by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      Apple made money over the last 15 years by inventing entire new classes of must-have devices. Starting with portable music players, and then moving to phones and tablets. They've mostly failed with the watches but they'll keep trying until we are fully cyborg-ized at all times.

  52. Re:Just add this crazy new feature everyone demand by ayesnymous · · Score: 2

    And remove that stupid ass notch, as well as bring back the 4" option.

  53. You do not "miss" sales by gweihir · · Score: 1

    You simply do not make them. A sale is something you have to win, not something you can take for granted.

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    Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
    1. Re:You do not "miss" sales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop with being an assburger already. Everyone with a clue knows that it means its a predicted sales forecast. Apple was doing their job and advising their investors that the previous sales predictions likely will not pan out. Investors know exactly what was intended here and that is the target audience...

    2. Re:You do not "miss" sales by Luthair · · Score: 1

      Sure you do, its called a sales target.

    3. Re:You do not "miss" sales by jdharm · · Score: 1

      Eh, normally I would agree with you but in this case I'll accept "miss". When sales were a gimmie (due to zealotry or lock-in or whatever) and you still fail to make them then you 'missed'.

    4. Re:You do not "miss" sales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "World of Goo" was $1.09 on Steam a few days ago. I forgot about it, and now it's around $11. I missed the sale.

  54. THERE ARE ALWAYS CONSEQUENCES NAZI FAGGOT KEN DOLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THERE WILL ALWAYS BE CONSEQUENCES FOR YOUR LIES AND PROPAGANDA NAZI FAGGOT KEN DOLL WE ARE COMING FOR YOU

    Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING. Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING. Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

  55. iPhone is a piece of cr4p by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can bluetooth, an open standard with publicly known API and publicly known specs be restricted by iPhone? What a shame Apple, what a shame.

  56. More Positive Spin on Yesterday's Scandal by cloud.pt · · Score: 1

    Yesterday, theverge highlighted this as "Apple says cheap battery replacements hurt iPhone sales - The easier it is to replace a battery, the less willing people are to buy a new iPhone", which was a scandalous way to finally admit they knew and intended to fucking with batteries on purpose.

    Today, I find it nice they downgraded that article and replaced exactly the same news to a stock market insight - "yeah nah the largest company in the world won't make as much sales as it expected, likely will still profit anyways, GG".

  57. Re:Just add this crazy new feature everyone demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That always stuck of pure greed.

    If you think the dongle is their only example of pure greed..... you have deep problems, my friend.

  58. Don't worry, trade wars are easy to win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    JFC, what a bunch of fucking idiots.

    1. Re:Don't worry, trade wars are easy to win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trade "war" (seriously? This isn't even close to a trade "war") doesn't affect something that is designed, manufactured, and sold wholly within China. Everything that goes into an iPhone is made in China from Chinese raw materials.

  59. Good thing they have a diversified product list by sandbagger · · Score: 1

    With pro level machines, machines priced for education and the general public to mitigate and ups and downs in sales.

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    1. Re:Good thing they have a diversified product list by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      With pro level machines, machines priced for education and the general public to mitigate and ups and downs in sales.

      Good one.

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  60. demand miss? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your not missing anything. You projected wrong. Guess the Disciples of Jobs have grown up.

    1. Re:demand miss? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Your not missing anything.

      You are though.

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  61. It's the profit trap by LostMyAccount · · Score: 1

    Their problem was the profit trap. They were making so much profit off a single device that innovating into other products, even though they could easily afford it, was basically too risky because there's a good chance those products wouldn't have been as profitable as the phones. If you spend a billion in profits investing in a new device that only brings in 500 million in profits, you've basically lost 500 million dollars.

    This holds back companies from innovating into new products or even substantially altering their existing products, as nearly any change won't return the profits it cost to deliver it.

    IMHO, I think Apple's level of control over the iPhone was too great, too. They were unwilling to open up the platform very much for fear it would reduce their control of the product over the longer run. In theory an iPhone could do a lot more if there was greater hardware connectivity and software flexibility, but they've kept a lot of those innovation avenues cut off or severely restricted.

    IMHO, Apple needs to more seriously look at making the iPhone the core platform of their entire computing platform, replacing low-end Macs with docks that let iPhones be the actual computer. They don't sell enough Macs at that level to really hurt them and it might allow some growth from people with iPhones and basic PC/laptop computers who won't switch to Mac computers but might be interested in a "desktop" that is driven by an iPhone. The CPU power is pretty much there for basic office productivity.

    1. Re:It's the profit trap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you think that Apple doesn't have teams of workers trying to broaden their portfolio? It's not as easy as it looks from your Staples office chair. Leave APPLE ALONE!!!!! :(

  62. Looks like the sheep aren't blind after all by dkone · · Score: 1

    I have been asking myself for a few years now how people can be so blind to the {add any high tech market} industry. With cell phones there is a yearly release of the new 'flagship' model, that is always just marginally better than the previous generation. Then literally within a month of the release we are seeing 'leaked' images of the next 'new and improved' model. Each years new model is more expensive than the last too.

    This is not an apple problem alone, although they could fix their problem by dipping into their cash and truly coming up with a new phone that blind the people with its magic. Sadly for Apple that is not the case and they are trying to peddle a 1K phone to people that just bought a 1K phone from them within 2 years.

    The vast majority is now seeing the shell game for what it is and speaking with their wallets.

  63. Re:Just add this crazy new feature everyone demand by Titanek · · Score: 1

    I bet if they added headphone jacks again, the new phones would sell like hotcakes. Who wants to upgrade when there's a huge decrease in functionality?

    The missing headphone jack is a huge dealbreaker for me, so I will stubbornly keep rocking my iPhone 6 for as long as it takes.

  64. margin margin margin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you support a company that charges huge margin, this is what happens. They keep increasing it.

    I switched to Android recently, and am happier at much lower price. Even the $200 android phones have better display than iPhone 8 and XR.

    Besides, the phones without home button don't look like apple anyway.

  65. yeah this is a no brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wtf does the iPhone even do anymore.

    You have no headphone jack, no expandable storgae, notch, huge bulgey side bezels and you have to run iOS.

    What are the pros? The phone is insanely expensive and it's one of the most featureless phones you can buy.

  66. The law of line-extension. by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    The 22 immutable laws of marketing.

    Tim Cook and crew should read it once again. I never owned an iPhone and never considered buying one. Yet until this years lineup I always knew what the newest and best iphone was.

    Now I don't anymore.

    It's a total disaster in brand and lineup bloat. If they carry on, the iPhone will lose it's brand value in 2 years or less.

    Apples value proposition has been degrading sharply in the last few years and now they've reached a tipping point. If I were in charge I'd weed 2 thirds out of their product lineup, reduce iPhones to 3 models in varying screen size and focus on quality and minimalism again.

    Apple is also a fashion brand, so they can pivot on a dime, offer less features and battery for a sky high price, but not if their catalogue is as confusing and broad as Ikeas.

    My 2 cents.

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    1. Re:The law of line-extension. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell are you talking about? The XS Max is clearly the best phone. The XR is the cheap option. It couldn't possibly be more simple.

  67. Let me fix that for you by jdharm · · Score: 1

    Apple Says It Could Miss $9 Billion In iPhone Sales Due To Effing Insane Pricing


    So, $9bn huh? What's that, like 36 new iPhones or something?

  68. Likely people not appreciating the X line... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is more about people not appreciating what goes into the Xs and Xr lines, as opposed to price. /s

  69. Imagine all the money lost due to weak demand! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait... So, making shitty business decisions isn't the problem. Its the markets fault for not buying!

  70. People figured out it's not an "upgrade"... by magusxxx · · Score: 1

    ...it's a "replacement".

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  71. Hi Bad Analogy Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yes... you would rather have your car complete stop working in the opposing lane. Leaving you stuck there for people to run into and most likely dead.

    vs

    With reduce power, but still operative car, hit the brakes and return back to your lane with as a failed passing attempt but alive. Using your really, really, really bad analogy.

  72. Guidance change, but factors could change... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While true that most consumers do not care about factor X,Y,Z that much on their own; Look at this thread, it's price, repairability and feature loss/incompatability for obsolescence to maximize profits. Without having compelling new features to offset this they are left with inertia selling, and Apple users are increasingly choosing to keep their devices longer. We are not currently seeing a mass migration of users to Android anyware but China, but now English speaking carriers are not subsidizing Apple products anymore they are looking increasingly poor value. Tim Cooks words not mine

  73. The IBM playbook by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

    Back in the 80's PC wars, IBM made no improvements to the PC and just milked the revenue stream.
    We're seeing APple follow the same failed playbook with the Iphone assuming market share alone would drive future sales.
    Nope, nobody in their right mind is going to pay a grand for an small tablet with a cell antenna and a phone app - cause really, "phone" is just an app. It fails as a tablet, it fails as phone - no new features worthy of the price gouging

  74. Re:Just add this crazy new feature everyone demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Destroyed the usability of iTunes as a Jukebox"

    Spot on. They completely ruined it.

  75. Hysterical investors by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

    Apple misses expectations slightly, and investors go into a selling frenzy. Apple does a bit better than expected, and investors go into a buying spree. No wonder we are doomed to having market crises every so often, with such hysterical, unbalanced people. Nothing more stupid and irrational that this market.

    1. Re:Hysterical investors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, *any* large-cap company in any era that gave a -10% overall revenue guidance would have gotten hammered in the market.

    2. Re:Hysterical investors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple misses expectations slightly, and investors go into a selling frenzy. Apple does a bit better than expected, and investors go into a buying spree. No wonder we are doomed to having market crises every so often, with such hysterical, unbalanced people. Nothing more stupid and irrational that this market.

      More like investors sell as price drops. Apple buys stock back at lower price. Stock goes up a few months from now. Profit.

  76. Re:Just add this crazy new feature everyone demand by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

    I should just chunk my iPhone 6s and just go back to a moto Razr.....

    Now that was a phone.

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  77. Re:Just add this crazy new feature everyone demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or fingerprint id. I do not need, nor want, face recognition. I'm happy with my iPhone 8.

  78. I did not buy any iDevice in 4 years by ReneR · · Score: 1

    I don't want an MacBook with soldered on SSD (for upgrade or potential data recovery), glued in battery, keyboard that get stuck by dust, and even more thermal throttling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?... The iPhone is a similar story, I simply want a normal headphone jack, for traveling, cheap travel headset replacements in case of, also the price is way too high, especially in Europe: https://rene.rebe.de/2017-09-1... and last but not least the glass backs of iPhones just add another unnecessary way to break your iPhone when it drops the usual once or twice a year (or more often for less careful users), ..! :-/

  79. Clearly avoiding the elephant in the room. by Computershack · · Score: 1

    Quite clearly they're continuing to delude themselves and miss the point that people aren't buying new iPhones because they're over a thousand dollars/pounds/euros and the public have turned round and all said as one "You must be fucking joking."

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  80. Mid range better than iPhones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In context of this article mid-range and premium phones from other manufacturers cost a fraction of the cost and even add features like usb-c, microsd, large batteries, better screens, FM radio, IR blasters, fingerprint ID , you can even have a better camera if you want, and they are not complaining about weak demand.

  81. Re:Just add this crazy new feature everyone demand by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    I bet if they added headphone jacks again, the new phones would sell like hotcakes. Who wants to upgrade when there's a huge decrease in functionality?

    I'd bet against you. Not because headphone jacks aren't a compelling feature (they are), but because they aren't the reason for lack of demand as shown by previous iPhones.

    The simple problem is: Why do you need and iPhone X? What does it do? The answer is absolutely nothing that you're not already somehow doing. The entire phone market reached that stage one or two years ago. There's nothing new. Features are incremental or are changing slightly in terms of usability, but there's nothing "new". Yeah FaceUnlock! My finger already unlocks my phone, that' only a slight usability change. OLED screen! ... meh incremental, there's nothing wrong with the previous screen (in fact it's damn awesome as it was).

  82. Re:Just add this crazy new feature everyone demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dare I say it, the other problem with the X and later models, is that the iPhone has ceased to be intuitive to operate. You have to just know where/how you're supposed to swipe to make stuff happen

    Uhhh, Apple has ALWAYS been like that.

    I switched to iPhone last year because of my concerns with Google/Android, which I had used for years.
    I have acclimated to how Apple wants things done on iPhone, but I can tell you categorically that Androids are laid out so much easier and more intuitively than iPhones.

  83. profit trap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is not how money works. You would be right in saying that their revenue/profit ratio would decrease, but overall their total profits would increase, with an expanded range including less profitable products.

    In context of this article Apple could well have increased their Profit ratio by charging more for their phones. Their 8% loss in market share shows how little anyone cared. In reality their reliance on one product shows how fragile Apple was in China.

  84. Re:Just add this crazy new feature everyone demand by eth1 · · Score: 1

    I bet if they added headphone jacks again, the new phones would sell like hotcakes. Who wants to upgrade when there's a huge decrease in functionality?

    How much you want to bet someone at Apple a few years ago said "hey, in couple of years, the smartphone market will be saturated, and sales will slow. Let's remove the headphone jack NOW, so people will upgrade to phones without one, then we can add it back in when sales slow down to get people to toss their otherwise perfectly good phones"?

  85. Practical investors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Massive drop in sales in a major market with a CEO not offering a way to reverse this. Even in a quarter with a refresh of their product line. This is not the usual drop marginally below market expectations. This is a drop on already low expectations set by Apple.

    The fact that problems domestically were hinted at did not help.

    In reality shares have already dropped this year a third. The bad news for Apple keeps coming. Tim Cook is not offering anything to offset this apart from inertia selling and services.

  86. Nobody read the guidance, eh? by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

    The guidance claims "record activations" in North America, which we can take as truthful since Apple has no desire to be accused of misleading investors. The misplaced grumbling about the headphone jack has nothing to do with the real problem: China.

    There are a few reasons for the weakness in China, not least of which is the current trade debacle, but also some patriotism on the part of the Chinese and the anger at the treatment of Huawei and its executive here in the west.

    On top of that, WeChat is the real platform in China, not Android or iOS. You pay for things through WeChat. It has its own App Store. It runs on everything. It's a market where Apple has to compete on factors other than its ecosystem. They still trade on their luxury status, but with all the other factors at hand, it becomes harder to retain customers.

    With the new guidance, Apple will still have its second best quarter EVER, and the guidance is a pullback of 7%â"the only other time they've lowered their guidance it was 10%, in 2002 and it was a couple hundred million dollars.

    Apple has some real work ahead, no doubt, but misidentifying the problem as high prices or lack of a headphone jack wonâ(TM)t solve anything.

    1. Re:Nobody read the guidance, eh? by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Or maybe Apple is just another brand to the Chinese making it easy to turn away from them when their product suck.

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    2. Re:Nobody read the guidance, eh? by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      Chinese people love luxury goods (citation, I'm half Chinese and ostentatious displays of wealth have been a cultural standout for me as someone that’s been raised in Canada but goes back to visit my Chinese family). Apple has traded on its high prices there for a long time, but I think we're starting to see the limits of that as they bump up against other factors. If Apple were just another brand, they never would have made this much headway in the first place.

  87. As a longtime Emacs user... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With over a dozen emacs processes and many times that number of windows currently open on my elderly Mac, Apple's decision to migrate the ESC key to that changeable bar thingie killed the MacBook line for me. What's the point of a laptop if I have to bring a separate keyboard?

  88. Re:Just add this crazy new feature everyone demand by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

    Can someone in the know please explain to me the origin of this new spam message that I am seeing in nearly every discussion thread? What is a "creimertard"?

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  89. FAKE NEWS by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

    Apple's products are tanking not because of "weak demand". That is a LIE. It's because they keep ratcheting up the price for increasingly SHITTY devices. They are surpassing the limit they've been coming up closer and closer to, of how much they can FORCE people to pay for shit they don't actually WANT. The result is people (like ME,) categorically REFUSING to buy their defective-by-design SHIT.

    PERIOD.

    It's not "weak demand". That's BULLSHIT. It's that they ripped out the headphone jack, made them thinner and larger, meaning harder to operate with one hand, and less convenient to slip into a fucking pocket, removed the bezels by which I HOLD MY iPHONE, (gone,) removed the necessary HOME BUTTON, added funky, not-ready-for-prime-time "facial recognition," to replace the not-ready-for-prime-time, unreliable bullshit fingerprint sensor, and then to add insult to injury, added a STUPID, UGLY, IDIOTIC FUCKING NOTCH, (not necessarily in that order,) and then had the temerity to demand upwards of a THOUSAND DOLLARS for this ugly, stupid, useless piece of shit phone!

    I'm SO fucking glad I bought several iPhone SE's before the stupid goddamned motherfuckers discontinued them. Because they're the last iPhones, and the last Apple products, I think, that I'm ever buying.

    Fuck Apple.

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  90. iPhone SE? by TheZeitgeist · · Score: 1

    Been holding out for upgraded SE (OLED & A12 in similiar chassis = ideal). I was last year too, the year they puked out the X with the face gimmick. Meh. This year they crank out the XS (decent) the XS Max (phablet?) and the XR (my wife loves her red one). And for me...they killed the form factor I wanted. That's the upgrade? Condemned to forever holding what feels like a bar of soap for a phone? Getting tired of Big Fruit. I don't care if its another .00001mm thinner Jony Ive. I don't care that the starving orphan in China at Pegatron is using a fifty-axis laser CNC to cut out the notch or whatever. I just don't care. Time to bite bullet and get S9 and custom ROM looks like. Man, too bad I liked iPhones.

  91. Prices.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought a new iPhone 6 4 years ago. For the same price I can now buy a new 6s. The new X's are at 2X - 3X markup (the "cheap" XR costs X1.5).
    While I like IOS substantially more then Android I am interested in the better privacy of Apple, my next device will be an Android.
    Once upon a time an iPhone did cost as much as the top Android offerings, now not so much.

  92. Re:Just add this crazy new feature everyone demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I moved to Android as well after almost 10 years of iPhones, as the missing headphone jack was a dealbreaker for me. Not going to play games with dongles.

  93. 100% agreed by oneiros27 · · Score: 1

    I'm also on an SE. And I only bought that because when they started taking the headphone back, I bought it for when my Palm Pre3 finally died. (about 6 months later, when the security certs were slowly expiring, then I cracked the screen).

    I've been on it for almost 2 years now, and I'm really not a fan. I can't even sync it to my laptop, as I stopped updating the OS when my Adobe Creative Suite started losing applications that would run. (you'd think keeping iOS and MacOS both on older versions would work, but nope, iTunes refuses to see the phone, even though photos transfer across just fine ... and without iTunes, I can't set it up for wireless sync)

    I'm only wedded to MacOS because of software (BBEdit, bits of Adobe CS that still work (*sob* not InDesign) ... but even then, I generally get 5+ years out of a laptop, and I have no desire to go to one of the touchbar ones.

    What I'd really like to find is anyone who's mapped out what apps best replicate WebOS on Android. (a calendar program that doesn't show you midnight to 8am when all of your entries for that day are in the evening; a mail program that lets you have more than one message open so you can copy & paste from them; a way to select w/out having your finger block what you're selecting; probably too much to ask for a real keyboard.)

    But well, if companies want to sell luxury products to the masses, they need masses that have money ... and although people might not be as bad off as they were a few years back, I suspect that much is become of belt tightening, not just marginally better income)

    (I was also a sysadmin for a company that had moved over to Apple XServes ... by the time I left last year, they were using Mac Minis w/ attached storage because of our problems w/ other companies ... but that also mean we had less CPU and RAM as we were "upgrading" our machines. And Penguin RAIDs are a bit of a PITA under linux)

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  94. Everyone is ignoring the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The notch is nacho innovation!

  95. bring back the home button by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The iphone 8 is the last iphone i'll ever own. I was willing to look past the headphone jack due to the fact that BT headphones are convenient, but, like others have mentioned, there is no more innovation with apple.

    I'll keep this phone until it dies, or apple bricks it on purpose with an update.

  96. Retirement funds that invest in Apple by pgmrdlm · · Score: 1

    If it wasn't for the fact Apple is a stock that a lot of 401 and retirement funds invest in. I would hand out crying towels, and go awwww... I'm sorry. But I don't want to see anyone's retirement ruined, even by companies I can not stand

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  97. One more sale by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

    They would have made one more sale if there was a headphone jack.

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  98. I just can't even.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd argue that sales are predicated on demand but Windows 10 manages.

  99. needs to dig Steve up somewhere by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 1

    Tim needs to look around and dig Steve up somewhere...

  100. Chinese Nationalism by KrackerJax · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't discount the possibility that some part of this decline is due to Chinese consumer anger over the arrest of Meng Wanzhou (Huawei CFO) and the trade war being waged by the Trump administration.

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  101. Weak deand? Nope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not weak demand. That's there. But $1,000 for a phone? Nope.

  102. Just buy the Indian Apple model iPhone SE by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Why pay $1000 for stuff you don't need when a $500 one you can order online in the US direct from Apple is more than you need?

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  103. Apple: Yesterday's Features Today! by Bitbeard · · Score: 1

    ...still waiting on microSD card slot...

  104. And that dedicated hardware is called a GPU. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or, more correctly, a vector processor, just like in large supercomputers. A great counterexample of, sadly, exactly your point. :)

    Don't fool yourself into thinking that that face detection is anything more than a GPGPU program.
    Ditto for any "AI", which is just a bunch of matrix multiplications of signals with state matrices, and is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike real natural fleshy neural networks.

    Besides: Said face detection is a perfect example of exactly this useless-gimmick-adding behavior I criticized in my original comment. So thank you for that. :)

    1. Re:And that dedicated hardware is called a GPU. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Don't fool yourself into thinking that that face detection is anything more than a GPGPU program.

      Nope, on OMAP SoCs (and quite a few others) it's dedicated hardware in a separate fixed-function logic block.

      Ditto for any "AI", which is just a bunch of matrix multiplications of signals with state matrices, and is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike real natural fleshy neural networks.

      Except that AI workloads typically have much higher locality of reference than GPU ones, so accelerators have totally different memory controller designs (memory + caches, rather than streaming).

      Besides: Said face detection is a perfect example of exactly this useless-gimmick-adding behavior I criticized in my original comment. So thank you for that. :)

      The face detection block is usually used with the camera to auto-focus on the part of the image that contains a face, rather than the background, even if the face isn't in the centre of the picture. I think most people that use their phone's camera find that a useful feature.

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  105. I didn't know Apple built the MPMan F10 in 1998! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or did you mean Kane Kramer worked for them in 1981, when he came up with the digital audio player (which was as big as a credit card, by the way)?

    I also did not know Apple owned Nokia, when they invented the first Smartphone, the Nokia 9210 Communicator, based on the giving EPOC-based palm computers (Psion) mobile network functionality.

    I give them tablets. Given their complete pointlessness, and quick fall back into obsolescence after the fad died down.

    But funny, that you'd leave out the first MacOS. There are still people who don't know it was ripped off the Xerox Alto, just like Windows. You could have made it and convinced me! :P

    I don't judge though. You can keep on living inside the Apple reality distortion bubble as much as you want, if that makes you cum.

  106. I love Apple! by tiffanytimbric · · Score: 1

    Oh, come on, going Apple is like ascension into a higher dimension of being advancing your body, your mind, and your soul. The only people complaining are those who can't afford the price.

  107. sniff, sniff, smells like hypocrisy by Texmaize · · Score: 1

    It's funny. Each and every day, I read posts on slashdot from passionate progressives who demand green initiatives, fair wages, and tons of social programs. Being of the same mindset, Apple delivers.

    Yet, the bald truth is that all of these things, that you claim to love, cost money. This is the main reason behind the Apple tax, or why their products simply cost more. The green energy costs more. The attempt at policing slave labor at Foxxcon costs. The using of more green materials raises has a price tag.

    It is easy to say you are a good progressive, and want all these things. It is another to ADULT, and actually pay for it.

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  108. Re:Just add this crazy new feature everyone demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't be silly. Steve Jobs is obvious swiping in his grave. The real question is, does he swipe left or right for heaven?

  109. iPhone is overpriced Casio calculator ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guys, iPhone should cost as mush as Casio calculator in Walmart....

  110. Re:Just add this crazy new feature everyone demand by jwhyche · · Score: 2

    and Steve Jobs is probably spinning in his grave

    If you apple people where smart, a few of you would take some shovels out there and dig up that piano crate Jobs was buried in. Thus release Zombie Jobs to go forth and clean some shit up.

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    I read at +2. If your post doesn't reach that level I will not see or respond to it.
  111. Re:I didn't know Apple built the MPMan F10 in 1998 by ahodgson · · Score: 1

    I've never owned an apple product, and probably never will. And I know they didn't invent any of those things.

    But I can still give them credit for making all those things fashionable must-have devices with actual usable interfaces.

  112. You misspelled " useless crippled interfaces" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In what world did removing copying and pasting (like the first iPhone did) make the interfaces more usable?
    In what world did using finicky, rage-inducing touch screens with way too small buttons on them for your fingers and zero haptic feedback make interfaces more usable than a real actual keyboard (N900-/N950-style)?
    In what world did removing the *file manager*, the most essential of all tools (together with the text editor), and literally *forbidding* any way to script the damn thing make it more usable?

    All they did, was make it more *simple*. Which, given that we were waayy beyond the literally-so-retarded-they-can't-tie-their-own-shoes level of simplification, only translates to being another word for more *limited*. Which is the opposite of more usable.

    It's pathetic: People can tie their shoes, can get a job, involving complex processes with countless variables, interfaces, branches and instructions so complex they have to learn them for years... and then they sit in front of a computer, and *deliberately and willingly* *turn off their entire brain*, and *demand* being treated like literal actual mentally retarded people that need to be spoon-fed even the most limited world of the most trivial concepts.
    They should just *not* be allowed to use computers, if they act up like that. Until they man up and start doing their own shit *themselves*.

  113. Apple lost more than $9 billion in its share buyba by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They could spend money on lots of things but blew more than that buying Apple shares on the market.

  114. Re: Just add this crazy new feature everyone deman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Carriers not sacrificing their profits to cover Apples massive cost is not greedy. It's just sensible. Why should the profit go to Apple not the carriers. As someone who buys better value phones I welcome lower carrier costs.

  115. Re:Just add this crazy new feature everyone demand by LordAba · · Score: 1

    and Steve Jobs is probably spinning in his grave

    If you apple people where smart, a few of you would take some shovels out there and dig up that piano crate Jobs was buried in. Thus release Zombie Jobs to go forth and clean some shit up.

    Stick a magnet up him bum, wrap him in copper, and you might have enough energy from the spinning to power that 6 hour battery life!

  116. They should cost less. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They priced themselves out of 20% of their market. If they want to become a services company now their luxury brand image has gone, before another market follows. I have my bets on Russia

  117. More Storage Today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just upgraded my phone with a 256gb for $30 life is sweet for Android users.

  118. Dusty Apple Phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lol you are suggesting a 2 1/2 year old phone for the price of 2 flagship Androids. No wonder China went Android even though they are made there.

  119. Whatcha going to do? by Sits · · Score: 1

    I'm genuinely curious, what are you going switch to TR? Did "work" give you a desktop?

    I know people who were MBP owners who went to a Windows Lenovo X1 (which had 16GB RAM, had a 512GB NVMe SSD, i7 of some description and cost less than £2K) in defiance of the new MBP keyboards. They're very happy with their choice and talk plenty about how Mac laptops now aren't what they were in the late 2000s/early 2010s - in the "old days" Apple used to ship things like remote controls in the box, AppleCare was affordable/convenient to use and what you got in your laptop was high-end even in comparison to "regular" laptops (although I've always been an Intel GPU chipset lover when it come to laptops myself).

    I'm typing this on a 2012 MBP (with far lower specs than your 2013, still has a heavy DVD drive, came with a small SATA SSD etc) which has had broken keys for the past year and I badly need a new one. I live in hope that somehow Apple produce a physical machine I can't resist (I would like at least 3 USB-C ports AND a decent keyboard with a physical escape key!) but I guess an endgame is coming where they keep their current keyboard (touchbar and shallowness), remove the headphone jack, switch away from Intel CPUs and up the price (I can't afford to spend even £3K on a laptop). If it comes to that I'm unsure what I'll do... call it a day and buy a Chromebook?

    1. Re:Whatcha going to do? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Did "work" give you a desktop?

      Yup, a nice 10-core Xeon with 128GB of RAM, 1TB NVMe, 512GB SSD and 4TB of spinning rust. They also have me a Surface Book 2, which is a very nice machine (even better now I'm not using the Windows build that broke resume from sleep!) and I'm using it a lot (though not for Slashdot because I haven't got around to telling it my Slashdot password). I expect that I'll gradually move over to doing more and more on the Surface. With WSL I can run most *NIX apps that I want as easily as I could on the Mac and vcxsrv works better than the Apple X11. Hyper-V works nicely with FreeBSD out of the box and so I can run Konsole in WSL and ssh into a FreeBSD VM for most things. Windows 10 is a lot better than the last Windows I regularly used (which, to be fair, was Windows 2000) and macOS Mojave is part of a trend of getting steadily worse since 10.6 (the last OS X release that was unambiguously better than the preceding one), so I'm not really missing macOS except for two things:

      • The buttons in dialog boxes are almost always the wrong way around (which is even more annoying than if they were consistently wrong.
      • Copy and paste in the terminal uses different keystrokes to copy and paste everywhere else.

      If MS could fix those two, I'd drop macOS without a second thought.

      That said, I still use my iPad (old 9.7" iPad Pro) quite a lot. It works very nicely with all of the Office stuff and is often a good choice for anything that isn't document editing or programming. I've be tempted by an iPhone if not for the fact that 90% of the things I do on my phone are from F-Droid and don't have direct iOS equivalents...

      AppleCare was affordable/convenient to use

      It's worth noting that anything Apple sells in the EU has a 3-year warranty as standard, even if you don't but AppleCare. They used to give this to anything bought through the HE store (your SUCS address should still work for that!).

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    2. Re:Whatcha going to do? by Sits · · Score: 1

      That's a VERY good desktop - whoever specced it out was very thoughtful :-) Re Surface Book 2: ah, I've only seen one of those so far but it did look well designed. I always thought Windows 7 was OK and I'd say Windows 10 tipped things over to good (I know people hate the telemetry but that's not a personal worry for me). I'm impressed by WSL (I know it's slow for filesystem I/O and there's no official graphical support but again those aren't worries for me) and I know someone who was happy running it. In fact the whole better terminal/OpenSSH available from MS add/investigation into using clang/move to Chromium etc. just proves MS can execute. Busted sleep doesn't sound very Microsofty (I could understand that more with broken third party drivers but yours is essentially a first party laptop) but in these days of "rolling" OSes I guess speed bumps are to be expected. Oh and I also found Hyper-V was good so long as your guest OS had enlightened drivers (Windows/Linux/FreeBSD?)...

      I also I admit that Apple will get "tablet money" out of me - I found the iPad to be top notch (again mine is old and dates from 2013 so could do with replacement) but I'm waiting for the "regular" ones to get USB-C. Their phones are less interesting to me 'cos normally I'm a cheapskate and the household seems to be keen on Android (stock only). I'm not so keen that phone physical dimensions keep getting bigger (curious given what happened to laptops) but that's the trend...

      I think your "except two things" are nearly impossible for MS to fix though... Are you saying you would be happy with another key combo sending SIGINT in a terminal (for example) or you would only be happy with an Apple-key style situation across the OS? Or are you saying that when the time comes it's going to be a lump situation? :-)

    3. Re:Whatcha going to do? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I think your "except two things" are nearly impossible for MS to fix though... Are you saying you would be happy with another key combo sending SIGINT in a terminal (for example) or you would only be happy with an Apple-key style situation across the OS? Or are you saying that when the time comes it's going to be a lump situation? :-)

      I hadn't thought of that, but having windows-key-is-control in the terminal would fix that annoyance for me. Oh, and having the WSL terminal support ^T for SIGINFO (the one of the big things I miss going from FreeBSD to Linux).

      They've done some really nice work on the terminal subsystem. If you run a Konsole or the GNOME terminal (or your favourite X11 terminal emulator) in WSL, you can then run cmd.exe or powershell.exe and run Windows commands. It doesn't quite work properly, because the traditional Windows terminal handles editing, history, and autocompletion (the shell doesn't), so all of these are broken, but hopefully they'll be fixed at some point soon. At the very least, I can stay in konsole and just pop into cmd briefly to run Windows builds.

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  120. Re: by couchslug · · Score: 1

    "Me, I have free access for home to the Microsoft suite of software as well as the Adobe software.
    Do I dump Final Cut 7 which has served me well for my home moves, and head to Adobe ?,"

    Why dump? Your machine still does what you bought it to do and there's no rule preventing you from buying or building another PC for other OS.

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