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Automakers Want Cars That Won't Start If You're Drunk (washingtonpost.com)

Since 2008, a $65 million program has been designing a sophisticated new "ignition interlock" system that would only allows cars to start if it detects that the driver is sober, the Washington Post reports: What's different -- perhaps even revolutionary -- is that the built-in ignition interlock would make an instantaneous and precise reading of every driver's blood alcohol content (BAC) level when the driver attempts to start the vehicle. Eventually, the device could become standard equipment, just like air bags. The device would take BAC samples in one of two ways. A breath-based system would gather a whiff of a driver's ambient breath. A touch-based system would analyze the touch of a driver's finger, perhaps from a vehicle's starter button or the steering wheel....

Officials behind the public-private effort to develop the technology -- known as the Driver Alcohol Detection System for Safety (DADSS) -- say the device will be ready for commercial fleets next year. Virginia's Department of Motor Vehicles became the first state agency to use it in its fleet last year, and a private company, James River Transportation, is road-testing them in its fleet of Ford Flex crossovers.... . Advocates say that if their work is successful, such a device -- which requires understanding complexities involving the science of biology, spectroscopy, electrical engineering, consumer behavior and even politics -- could save an estimated 10,000 lives a year.

"We intend to release by the end of 2020 a breath-based device for use in fleet applications and as a dealer-installed accessory," says the president of Automotive Coalition for Traffic Safety, which represents 17 automakers.

He tells the Post that the interlock devices now available are zero-tolerance -- "if any amount of alcohol is present, they will lock you out" -- and "are very difficult to use... Even people who use them regularly and are experienced in using them typically fail to provide a sufficient breath sample about 30 percent of the time... The other problem with those mouthpieces [besides some drivers seeing them as uncomfortable or intrusive] is they're plastic and you can only use them about five times... And then, the technology has to be recalibrated roughly every year, dependent upon usage. If you use it more, you have to calibrate it more frequently."

But with the new devices, "you simply sit in driver's seat and breathe normally. That's all that's required. There is no mouthpiece... We want to make a very precise very accurate measurement within a third of a second."

325 comments

  1. And thats not all... by Jarwulf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    v2.0 won't start if your credit score is too low, or you post 'fake news' or a hate opinion online.

    1. Re:And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      why is this tagged 'funny'(7.4.2019 13 cet) ? 3-4 ya I would consider that funny too but with current moralizing media including all technology giants not bothering even to justify their actions in any way if it is against 'nazis' I would not be surprised this happens eventually and in not so distant future.
      After all a charleston could have been prevented if a car had a nazi blocker.

      I wonder how this shit works actually - if I do driving service for 3 drunken buddies of mine - how is that gonna work? I assume that having a drink being spilled on you by unhappy waiter is not going to affect the device either or do I have to drive naked after that?

    2. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      It's funny because slippery slope arguments are pathetic.

    3. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Misgender someone on twitter and your car is impounded by the thought police.

    4. Re:And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gallows humor

    5. Re:And thats not all... by rmdingler · · Score: 0

      v2.0 won't start if your credit score is too low, or you post 'fake news' or a hate opinion online.

      I guess it depends on who exactly gets to expand the restrictions.

      It seems likely the technology would evolve to include shutting the vehicle down for other forms of hazardous driving behavior: distracted driving, aggressive driving, and perhaps even simply poor driving.

      Maybe we can give this guy a red card.

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    6. Re:And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Won't start if you miss a payment, then the GPS unit calls the repoman to tow the car.

    7. Re:And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What's next? A gun that won't shoot if you're drunk?

    8. Re: And thats not all... by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      How so? There are laws against drunk driving. This is just a few steps above a speed limiter, whose job it also is to enforce road rules.

      I'm not aware of any jurisdiction which has a law against Driving While Nazi.

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    9. Re:And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. If you don't think that's already a thing, I've got news for you.

      Buy an expensive car and miss payments, and the repo man really will use your modern car's GPS to hunt you down and collect it back. In the papers you have to sign from the dealership, it even states this. (Of course nobody reads them.)

    10. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other than the city in France, citation? And if a City decides to ban on their roads, why is that wrong for the residents to choose so? As long as they aren't blocking state and interstate roads; why is this wrong, let alone Nazi level?

    11. Re: And thats not all... by reanjr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The person who posted that picture doesn't know how to drive.

      When you merge, it is far safer and more orderly for everyone to merge at the same place, so that it's easy to "zip" the cars together. The only obvious place for this to occur that everyone can see and agree upon is at the very end.

      When you don't have dipshits merging in early, the whole merge can become a thing of grace of beauty with little slowdonw.

      When one asshole decides they have too much anxiety to properly merge left-right-left-right is when problems crop up.

    12. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Using mouthwash doesn't make you drunk, but the small amount of alcohol will trip a breath meter for up to an hour after use.
      Using hand sanitizer doesn't make you drunk, but can trip a touch based sensor for a couple hours after use.

      Your comment makes the assumption that the devices are actually 100% accurate in determining if someone is actually drunk. They're not.

    13. Re:And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a gun which will not shoot if pointed to a children? Where is the freedom of choice? This is communism and Orange man will not allow things like this to happen.

    14. Re:And thats not all... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Maybe we can give this guy a red card.

      That guy is merging at the point which is both logical, and legally mandated. That is the point at which we zipper (take one vehicle from each lane.) If you don't understand this, please stop driving, as you are certainly doing it wrong.

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    15. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think this is bad, please turn in your drivers license immediately, YOU are the problem.

    16. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't use mouthwash then when you're about to get into the car. It shouldn't be needed. I'm sure the sanitizer washes off readily enough if you try.

      The point isn't that the systems are perfect; I can clearly see windscreen washer fluid be a problem too. The point is that unfortunately they seem increasingly necessary because people are braindead. None of this would be up for discussion if people acted responsibly and spared a thought for anyone other than themselves and their selfish desires. Unfortunately, they simply refuse to, and that in turn costs tens of thousands of innocent people their lives every year. I think that's completely unacceptable, and if it takes some mildly inconvenient technical contraption to do something about it, so be it. What we've been doing in the past clearly isn't working.

    17. Re: And thats not all... by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      "There are municipalities with laws against using/driving ICE (internal combustion engine) vehicles in certain areas of their corporate limits."

      Yeah, refineries sometimes do that. For obvious reasons.
      Municipalities in the EU do it too. But only for old diesels and very old gasoline-fueled vehicles that are too polluting. I think the council banning them from entering the city should also support those citizens that have an older car with exchanging it for a newer one, but they don't. Too expensive and this way it's just a few poor people that suffer. I hate the arrogance of those pricks, it's the main reason I'm not living in a student city anymore.

      I'm completely in favor of the policy itself though. The damage to health of the surrounding folk is more important both in monetary terms for the rest and health terms for the victims, than someone's right to shave a few hundred bucks of their car payments. And ofcourse everyone cheered when they banned the yuppies with 25 yr old cars from fouling up the street. They have these cars because their "youngtimer" doesn't get taxed. Assholes.

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    18. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My experience is that it'smuch more common for cheap bairly working cars marketed to people with bad credit than new vehicles or even reliable used ones. Mind you I haven't tried to buy an expensive car but I do read the fine print and I walk if an immobilizer is included. Saw that a few places buying my first car and learned not to bother with the places advertising they will sell to anyone regardless of credit history. I've never seen it anywhere else. Mandatory Arbritration is harder and harder to avoid now though. Had to try 5 dealers to find one that would let me opt out on my last car.

    19. Re: And thats not all... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      There are municipalities with laws against using/driving ICE (internal combustion engine) vehicles in certain areas of their corporate limits. (/. has reported on this times in the past.)

      That's just a hair's breath away from "nazi".

      Yes, the Nazis were famous for being opposed to the internal combustion engine. You knob.

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    20. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is it adds weight, complexity, cost and yet another point of failure to the car. I don't drink, never have and never will. There's great benefit to me in not getting hit by some other fool who does of course but I really DO NOT WANT another useless parasite system in my car that will disable it on failure. I wish it were possible to buy a modern car without a chipped key and immobilizer, the limited protection from theft costs more than theft would on average and it significantly decreases the reliability of the vehicle.

    21. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's wrong.

      If people are already willing to break the law, knowing that their car is going to fail to start because of alcohol on their breathe will just induce them to switch to other methods of intoxicating themselves. Injection alcohol anyone? Or maybe forget about alcohol altogether and just go straight to the REALLY potent (non-alcoholic) injectables?

      As they said in Star Wars, "The more you tighten your grip, the more star systems will slip through your fingers..."

    22. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't use mouthwash then when you're about to get into the car. It shouldn't be needed. I'm sure the sanitizer washes off readily enough if you try.

      I guess you never cleaned up, showered and brushed you teeth before leaving for a date. I'm not surprised. You rant like a smelly hippie too.

      The point isn't that the systems are perfect; I can clearly see windscreen washer fluid be a problem too. The point is that unfortunately they seem increasingly necessary because people are braindead. None of this would be up for discussion if people acted responsibly and spared a thought for anyone other than themselves and their selfish desires. Unfortunately, they simply refuse to, and that in turn costs tens of thousands of innocent people their lives every year. I think that's completely unacceptable, and if it takes some mildly inconvenient technical contraption to do something about it, so be it. What we've been doing in the past clearly isn't working.

      The only braindead people are the ones calling for law after law without thinking about consequences. If this were made universal without some kind of get-out-of-jail-free provision for manufacturers and vendors there will be a number of winners in the lawsuit lottery brigades. You are the problem. Anyone who calls for authoritarian laws to punish the small few without any care of how much collateral damage happens to everyone else is the true selfish prick in this matter.

    23. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I'm paying for the roads, (via taxes,) have registered/inspected my vehicle vehicle, and have a driver's license, then I expect to be able to operate that vehicle on public roads.

      I'm not too keen on paying for something that I'm not allowed to use, while those who operate battery powered cars and sniff their own farts get a free pass, (literally, since they also won't be paying the gas taxes that pay for the roads they're using.)

    24. Re: And thats not all... by zugmeister · · Score: 2

      As a non drinker, putting this my car only adds cost, complexity and a possible point of vehicular failure, assuming it would by design be difficult to bypass.
      All that aside, how does calling a slippery slope argument "pathetic" make it invalid?

    25. Re: And thats not all... by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 3, Informative

      You really think the people who drive pre-smogcheck cars do so because they can't afford to buy something newer? Aside from the original VW Beetle, for which parts practically fall from the sky and which can be successfully worked on by a blind drunken monkey with a $20 starter toolkit from Walgreens; the maintenance and operation of old cars is stupidly expensive. A Civic, Corolla, Accord, or Camry; OTOH, ever since the '90s, will run basically forever so long as you keep the fluids changed on-schedule. The people who go through the trouble to keep up old pre-smog mostly do so for a few reasons:

      1). It's their hobby. They just like maintaining and driving classic cars... 2002s, DB5s, old 911s, original MINIs, etc. these are not their daily drivers anyway.

      2). They never accepted that the 1960s are over. And damned if they're EVER going to let "the man" get them out of their VW Microbus. These people are slowly dying out.

      3). They think that emissions controls are inherently evil. "CARB = Communism" Yes, I've actually seen that bumper sticker a few times. Not sure what can be said or done about these people; except that there are fortunately few enough of then that they can be considered to be edge cases and mostly ignored.

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    26. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. Collective guilt does not exist. And group punishment is pure evil. It's never acceptable to punish the innocent in any way just for the off chance at also including the guilty. THAT and not the other nonsense like social consequences for being an asshole on twitter, is facism. Drake's equation, bitch. It's better that 1000 guilty go free than to punish one innocent.

      Oral hygiene and clean hands are not only legal; they're good ideas. Hopefully, I never have to smell or touch your filthy existence.

    27. Re:And thats not all... by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The possibility of a false positive is what's wrong; not with me or any other critic of the system, but with the idea of the system itself.

      Aromatic-based system? What if I'm the designated driver for some drunk friends? If there's a chance that my car won't start for me, that's unacceptable. I used to tend bar. Oddly enough, that was one of the most sober periods of my life because I quickly became disgusted with drunks and stopped drinking for a long while even after I quit the job. But one spilt drink, and I'd stink like a drunk. So, likewise, a car that would not start for me after work would have been entirely unacceptable.

      Touch-based system? Well, there's the aforementioned bartending job again. After an entire shift, it's pretty likely that my hands have come into contact with plenty of spilt alcohol. Yeah, we'd wash our hands... and then immediately sanitize them. That hand sanitizer contains... yup... alcohol. Then, there are the people who work with chemicals, including ethanol and methanol as part of their industrial jobs.

      Sure, if the system is good enough such that there's never a chance of a false positive such that someone who's not drunk can't start their car; then sure this *might* be a good idea. I don't exactly have a lot of confidence that it would be good enough to not have false positives though; particularly if it's meant to be cheap enough to add to every car on the road without undue additional expense.

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    28. Re: And thats not all... by Sique · · Score: 2

      Town roads are not paid for by car taxes or car registration fees. And even if they were: You are also not allowed to drive a car in pedestrian zones, on bike lanes and other ways build with tax money. So the argument "It's paid for by my taxes, so I can drive my car there" doesn't hold.

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    29. Re:And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      v2.0 won't start if your credit score is too low

      You're not that far off

    30. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure you won't change your tune when you're in a wheel chair and you had to bury your child because some random idiot thought he had the right to drink and drive. Because its clearly worth being in that position, just as long as drunk people can keep driving. Right?

    31. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey wise guy. It would be more efficient if police booking -> summary execution but nobody wants to live in that state.

      We demand innocent until proven guilty. We demand that certain kinds of nonsense not be imposed on the innocent because they are in a class that contains a few guilty members.

    32. Re: And thats not all... by cfalcon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > How so? There are laws against drunk driving.

      There's laws against absolutely everything. I'm sure you committed violation of the law today, and likely a crime this month. You know what else is illegal? Speeding. Enforcement is tough, however- with basically everyone speeding at least once a day, the laws and penalties are written very harshly on the assumptions that (1) a cop won't waste his time with someone who is not a risk very often and (2) most speeders escape penalties the vast majority of the time, so when they DO get caught, there needs to be a substantial penalty.

      There may one day be sharp speed limiters on all cars that force the cars to obey the speed limit, as referenced on GPS, maps, something. In such a case, you can expect speed limits to go up to represent actually safe speeds. There may also, much more profitably, be a mandate for all cars to simply alert the driver and the police whenever a speed limit is broken, resulting in a ticket arriving in the mail in a few days. In that world, you could expect the speed limits to stay the same (or even be lowered), but you'd expect the fines to go down for most types of speeding- it would then be driven by how much money the local law enforcement is hoping to collect.

      So while you may be able to drive today legally as some type of wrongthinker- today, as yesterday, that's Nazis, but NOW also conspiracy theorists and, increasingly, people who speak in favor of just regular nationalism, as the net of thought-crime grows- you wouldn't expect that tomorrow. You may not get it via a law against it, you may get it via some shenanigans like:
      1- $THAT_GUY believes $WRONG_THING
      2- You, $COMPANY, are offering him a service that allows him to validate that he's not drunk (the same service you offer to literally everyone else for existing)
      3- By offering him this service, you are supporting $WRONG_THING
      4- Now the company cuts off the service, and the car won't validate and can't drive.

      This is already happening today with things like paypal, visa, and mastercard, and it's already spread well beyond actually racist circles (no one really complained when those guys got thrown out from civil life), and is being used against progressively more and more people. There's absolutely no reason to assume it won't continue to grow, because the groups organized to fight for civil liberties are instead cheering this kind of shit on because of the left/right divide.

    33. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually when there are large stakes, you have to prove that you're capable of doing something before you're allowed to do so. Presumed innocence or not. Tens of thousands of destroyed lives, every year, because you can't be bothered to prove that you're not drunk before starting your car. That sounds a lot like something you'd think is reasonable, until you become one with the statistics. Usually first hand experience tend to change the priorities.

      But hey, if you're big enough to not complain about some random fuckwit ruining your life or the life of someone close to you after the fact, but instead keep praising their "freedom" to be drunk as hell and still get on the road, more power to you I guess. You should print out your post and save it so you can read it again later, just in case though.

    34. Re: And thats not all... by cfalcon · · Score: 1

      > yet another point of failure to the car

      Yep. There's also one more fun point, and that's the "DRM issue"- it definitely inconveniences the innocent, but, very importantly, it doesn't really stop the guilty. Habitual drunk drivers (especially those who have never been caught) will simply find ways around this device. Sure, it'll add another crime to their list if they ever do get caught drinking and driving, but it will still happen.

      At the end of the day, though, I do think you'll see something like this at some point. In a rational society, you'd have some way to weigh the costs and benefits of a law like this- does the small amount of suppression on drunk drivers outweigh the small-by-percent-but-actually-large-because-most-drivers-are-sober inconvenience and cost on sober drivers? In a principled society, you'd have an answer based on whether your principle was "freedom" or something else like "loyalty to state".

      But in our society, it will simply be pushed by people who stand to make a buck by installing these everywhere. Think about it, if it *just saves one child*, etc. etc. etc.

    35. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually, to expound on that, that driver is technically not wrong in merging at the very end. They may be wrong in the sense of local driving etiquette and for not accelerating in the acceleration/merge lane, but from the road design standpoint it is not wrong to merge at the end. Though the driver is an asshole for trying to merge from a standstill at the end.

      The length merge/acceleration lane is designed to permit acceleration and queuing in that lane at a design level of traffic flow at peak hour. In effect the road and merge lane is intended to be fully occupied at peak flow to accommodate to volume of traffic on the roadway. Vehicles merging early interfere with this concept and disrupt traffic flow (hence the zipper flow people mentioned). This is also true for construction areas. Merging early and not fully occupying the merge lane to the end and "zipping together" actually worsens the traffic problem (i.e. backs up traffic further that it need be). This problem is very pronounced in areas that see high volumes of traffic.

      There was an article by traffic engineer (I think by MN DOT) about this issue exactly. If I can find the link Iâ(TM)ll post it.

    36. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      https://www.dot.state.mn.us/zippermerge/

    37. Re:And thats not all... by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      But one spilt drink, and I'd stink like a drunk.

      I bet you didn't test positive to any alcohol though. Why not let the developers and the scientists actually release a product before you declare what is wrong with it from your armchair.

    38. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. If you're not guilty, you have nothing to worry about.

    39. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody would ever DREAM of putting a gun in a child's hands and having him kill somebody.

    40. Re:And thats not all... by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      Okay, genius: We're taking about a system that samples volatile aromatics in the cabin, but without relying on a breath tube. Just how exactly will there be no false positives? TFA did not specify. Presumably then, you have some great insight to ameliorate any skepticism. What don't you share it, rather than attacking people for being wary.

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    41. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1). It's their hobby. They just like maintaining and driving classic cars... 2002s, DB5s, old 911s, original MINIs, etc. these are not their daily drivers anyway.

      I think it's worthing noting that there are some really neat conversions of these types of cars to full-EVs.

    42. Re: And thats not all... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Or, as is the case in Virginia, they do so to avoid paying the personal property taxes. My 2012 Dodge is still costing me over $600/year. It used to be more back before we voted in a governor who promised to do away with the tax, but they only got it lowered.

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    43. Re:And thats not all... by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      i was just thinking that drunks would want to purchase a car that drives them when they're drunk.

    44. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using hand sanitizer doesn't make you drunk, but can trip a touch based sensor for a couple hours after use.

      Even better if you just removed some stains, scrubbing a piece of floor with pure alcohol, a rag & bare hands.

      And what prevents the drunks from starting their car using gloves? Leather gloves, most likely?

    45. Re:And thats not all... by fox171171 · · Score: 1

      Maybe we can give this guy a red card.

      Why? That person is the only one doing it right. That's where you are supposed to merge, and it is most efficient when everyone does it instead of merging early (unless traffic is really light). Look up the zipper merge and educate yourself. Not trying to be rude about it, most people get this wrong. Spread the word.

      As for the guy who posted that picture and said he blocks both lanes? He's the real asshole, and he's slowing everyone down. Should get a ticket for obstructing traffic.

    46. Re: And thats not all... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That's just a hair's breath away from "nazi".

      Yes, the Nazis were famous for being opposed to the internal combustion engine. You knob.

      I find I have something in common with the Nazis... I love diesels, too. I'm surprised you didn't say anything about the breathing hair.

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    47. Re: And thats not all... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      3). They think that emissions controls are inherently evil. "CARB = Communism" Yes, I've actually seen that bumper sticker a few times. Not sure what can be said or done about these people; except that there are fortunately few enough of then that they can be considered to be edge cases and mostly ignored.

      I believe in emissions controls to a certain degree (although between my lady and I we've got three diesels, with one EGR between them — and only one has to be emissions tested in California) but the CARB is offensively bureaucratic like every other government agency. And really, this whole notion of having equipment restrictions with E.O. numbers is just an organized bribery scheme. The right thing to do is to probe the vehicle in operation, on the road, and determine whether its emissions are in the acceptable range given whatever standard it's supposed to meet. Standing tests only tell you what the vehicle does when it's idled very rapidly, and dyno tests are too easy to detect — and they don't tell you what the vehicle will do in the real world.

      With that said, vehicles are generally self-testing now. They should make them tamper-aware, and let you submit emissions self-tests for unmodified vehicles remotely.

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    48. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't need a drivers license.
      I'm an article 4 free inhabitant.
      I'm not driving, I'm traveling.
      I's not a car it's a vessel.
      Where is the corpus delecti?
      Traffic laws are not crimes.
      I know my rights.

      **christopher fleming**

    49. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please link to stories about some of these people who have had their Visa/Mastercards cancelled because of their political opinions.

    50. Re:And thats not all... by rmdingler · · Score: 0
      You're the 4th person to post the same incorrect hypotheses... you're neither the first to the party nor the sharpest knife in the drawer.

      The merge in zipper fashion theory of traffic flow is flawed in that it assumes a level of human cooperation infrequently found in nature, requiring a level of commitment to order apparently beneath the common human, heretofore only exhibited by the uncommon ant.

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    51. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing the other lane of the problem. Idiots who don't want to let mergers in and cause zipper anxiety to begin with.

    52. Re:And thats not all... by pslytely+psycho · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but as i don't drink, I was always the designated driver. If it samples air from the cabin I don't see how it would of allowed me to drive us
      home with four to five people in the vehicle all way too inebriated to drive. How could it possibly determine that one single occupant was not drunk and able to safely operate the vehicle?

      Hmm, could it be defeated by rolling down all of the windows, or dropping the top in a convertible?

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    53. Re: And thats not all... by Distortions · · Score: 2

      Regardless, do you really want your car to not start in an emergenc,y because it think it detects something? Mouthwash, spilled isopropyl, other false positives... or because the sensor broke?

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    54. Re: And thats not all... by pslytely+psycho · · Score: 1

      They are doing away with smog testing in Washington state on December 31 2019.

      "The Ecology department said the 38-year emissions program was successful and their projections remain on track, with all of Washington state now meeting federal air quality standards."

      I'm just amazed they are willing to let go of a revenue stream, regardless of it's success.

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    55. Re:And thats not all... by suutar · · Score: 1

      So basically you seem to be saying "it's not right because not enough people do it". Is that it?

    56. Re:And thats not all... by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      You will also have to load a drunk passenger into the boot, can't have them sitting alongside you and breathing on you. Men with wives who drink too much and don't drive, I don't think those wives will accept having getting the boot (see boot sounds better than trunk).

      So what happens if I get alchohol spilled on me, do I have to drive naked. How about, waiters and waitresses go on strike, after being banned from driving home from work, they can drive to work but can not drive home with clothes full of alcoholic fumes. Workers in a brewery, man they would be pissed off, the fumes from a brewery meaning, all cars can enter but none can leave, ever.

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    57. Re:And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you didn't inster the dildo in your ass first. (The dildo is covered in HIV+ blood, but only in the great state of California)

    58. Re: And thats not all... by Gyles · · Score: 1

      > There may one day be sharp speed limiters on all cars that force the cars to obey the speed limit, as referenced on GPS, maps, something.

      'One day' is not very far away: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47715415

    59. Re: And thats not all... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Clearly you haven't been reading about the Chinese social credit score, which is already being used to restrict travel.

    60. Re: And thats not all... by Cederic · · Score: 2

      Though the driver is an asshole for trying to merge from a standstill at the end.

      Well, you don't know if he drove past everybody as quickly as he could, got there and found no gap (in which case, you're probably right) or if he joined the road, found it congested and matched the speed of the vehicles next to him, waited for a gap to open and got fucked over by selfish cunts in the next line (in which case he's not the one to be berating).

      My experience is that matching the speed but staying in that extra lane improves everybody's traffic flow without upsetting the people I'm about to merge in with, and they create space for me with no problems.

    61. Re:And thats not all... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      This is why you never take out dealer finance, and never secure your loan with your car.

      Obviously the ideal is to make the payments on time but if you do suffer a shortage of liquid funds then you want to be in control of how to address that issue, not a finance company.

    62. Re: And thats not all... by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you won't change your tune when you're in a wheel chair and you had to bury your child because some random idiot thought he had the right to drink and drive. Because its clearly worth being in that position, just as long as drunk people can keep driving. Right?

      Might as well make it so cars just don't start because sober people run people down too.

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    63. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using mouthwash doesn't make you drunk, but the small amount of alcohol will trip a breath meter for up to an hour after use.

      Not true. I work with interlock systems and portable breath tests. I've used mouthwash then 5 minutes later a PBT is 0.00.

    64. Re:And thats not all... by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

      v2.0 won't start if your credit score is too low, or you post 'fake news' or a hate opinion online.

      V3.0 will include the following features in addition to all contained in the 2.0:

      o Allows anonymous reporting of anyone spreading lies or hateful opinions verbally to the central social credit database.

      o Factors in your number of Facebook friends with whom you have exclusively shared something in the last 6 months, your number of Twitter followers, your (original) Tweets to Retweets ratio, and of course, your slashdot Karma score into the computation that determines not only if your car will start, but how far it will allow you to go and in which direction before automatically shutting down.

      I know my fellow Slashdotters will actually like this proposed v3.1 feature though; if it detects your number of troll posts exceeds non-troll-scored posts, it causes your car to drive either straight into a tree, or if there are none nearby, off the nearest bridge or cliff.

      Actually, I think I might kinda wanna see that.

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    65. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Literally every morning I wouldn't be able to get to work because of these. According to breathalyzers, I've had so much to drink first thing in the morning, I'd literally be dead. Breathalyzers require a minimum of 20 minutes, often in excess of 30 minutes to allow alcohol in the mouth to properly dissipate. And even then, they're notoriously inaccurate. As they say, never take a breathalyzer as it will only work against you, demand the blood test. I don't know too many people who will submit to a blood test every time they want to drive their car.

    66. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends where you live, that's not the law or local culture here.

      That's likely to change soon, but until then it's seen as rude.

    67. Re: And thats not all... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That's likely to change soon, but until then it's seen as rude.

      It's rude to merge over there from the highway and zoom past people, but it's only sensible to drive up there and merge there if you're entering. Lots of people actually seem to get this.

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    68. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just don't try that in Massachusetts. Drivers there have no comprehension of concepts like "merging" or "right of way." They just do whatever they feel like doing, regardless of rules or safety; they even try to be helpful in boneheaded and reckless ways. Merges typically extend way past the end because nobody will back down. And not without good reason - let one car in and the next five will see that as an invitation. They don't even bother painting the lines to indicate a merge, the merging lane just gets smaller and smaller until there's nothing left but the shoulder to drive on, if that. Changing lanes at the first opportunity is the best option under those circumstances. Well, second best after mass revocation and retesting everyone to weed out the idiots.

    69. Re: And thats not all... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Town roads are not paid for by car taxes or car registration fees.

      Maybe yours aren't, but mine sure as hell are. If you're out in the county, you have one tax rate. If you're in a city or town, you pay the county taxes and the city taxes on your car. When I bought a new car, the tag was almost 3% of its value the first year (on top of 3% sales tax). It goes down after that, of course, but you get hit pretty hard those first three years.

    70. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What an absurd idea, that the government would simultaneously increase control and decrease fines/taxation. Speed limits are often completely arbitrary anyway. A large number of people go 80 in a 65 on a well built highway not because they're sociopaths who live on the edge, but because it's reasonably safe and most people know it. Keeping the speed limits far lower than what people feel is safe isn't done out of the kindness and compassion of the state, but to generate speeders for fining. Just like the cities who were screwing with stop lights to generate light runners by making the yellow shorter.

    71. Re:And thats not all... by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 1

      No. It's not right because humans lack the intervehicle coordination to do it properly. Instead of generating the neat zipper effect it's named for it generates a series of stop waves in the merge target lane. It would be a zipper merge if it were competently executed by e.g. autonomous vehicles, but with humans driving it is a terribly inefficient way to merge cars.

      Remember this comment the next time you see an empty merge source lane next to the merge target lane. You are stopped because you are hung in one of those stop waves.

    72. Re: And thats not all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the people 2ant...
      Democracy is 51 people telling the other 49 people hiw to live. No thanks

    73. Re: And thats not all... by Sique · · Score: 1
      If your car is registered in that town, it's your city council you elected which decided to block the roads for certain vehicles. So use your vote next time.

      And if not, it's not your taxes there at work.

      And you are entitled to use the town roads paid for with your taxes: You can walk on them, ride a bicycle there, stand around, meet people, drive an electric car (your own or someone else's). But you aren't allowed to use an ICE there. You aren't allowed to drive a WW II tank there either. And you aren't allowed to try your new jackhammer on town roads. Or leave your used funiture. Or camp there and burn a fire.

      The roads are closed for ICEs (and lots of other things). They are open for you.

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    74. Re: And thats not all... by q4Fry · · Score: 1

      Poor analogy warning: As someone who never intends to have contact with people infected with measles, do you think it made sense for me to get the vaccine? I think that your car being a little more expensive is a reasonable trade-off not to be struck by someone else driving smashed.

      You're right about the slippery-slope thing, though.

    75. Re:And thats not all... by q4Fry · · Score: 1

      +1 Insightful. Also, "zipper merge" only works when (a) traffic is moving, and (b) there is sufficient road surface area in the target lane to accommodate the cars that need it.

  2. misspelled headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    not 'automakers'.. but more like 'lobbyists', 'commercial interests', and 'investors', hyping the (currently flawed) technology to 'law enforcement', the 'insurance industry' and 'advocates'.

    automakers themselves wouldn't want this. the more accidents there are, the more parts and cars they sell; and this would be an aftermarket add-on anyway, not something installed at the factory on every vehicle that they could mark up 5000%.

    1. Re:misspelled headline by guacamole · · Score: 1

      Another proof Slashdot became another a click-bait website. It used to be different 20 years ago...

    2. Re: misspelled headline by SirSlud · · Score: 0

      the more accidents there are

      To be this stupid, you really have to put in work.

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    3. Re: misspelled headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What happens when you have 8-9 of these in your car?

    4. Re: misspelled headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then it took an arrow in the knee.

    5. Re: misspelled headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why they spell it out because of idiots (and future life prisoners) like you and your ilk.

    6. Re:misspelled headline by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      Especially if it can only be serviced by "qualified mechanics", i.e. at the dealership. Sounds like more lock-in.

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    7. Re: misspelled headline by orlanz · · Score: 2

      Automakers don't want more accidents. Think that through...

      More parts means more complex & inefficient supply chains and inventory costs. And most repairs are paid by insurance; and they don't just roll over on the bill. So low profits, higher volatility, and lots of wasted resources.

      Then there is the loss of resale value that will impact your brand and initial market price. Loss of customer satisfaction, etc.

      I don't think anyone but lawyers want more accidents.

    8. Re: misspelled headline by danomac · · Score: 1

      Sure, but around here distracted driving is much more of a concern and dwarfs the alcohol-related accidents.

      So. That means that the car will have to shut down if it detects any sort of wifi device/LTE modem in the car.

    9. Re:misspelled headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, old /.

      The days of CmdrTaco and Cowboy Neal.

      When a link from the home page could bring another web site down, a.k.a the 'Slashdot effect'.
      When all the linked tricks and traps ended up getting you Rickrolled an Troilfaced ad nasium.
      And the interviews! Larry Wall, Kim Dotcom, John Carmack, Linus Torvalds, Bill Ottman, Hal 9000, Charles Babbage, Blaise Pascal...

      Definitely an editor filtered-evaluated, user submitted content website of the highest order.
      Ah, /. was popular with the cutting edge crowd back then.
      Mebe it's we visitors that make /. a faint reflection of the greatness that was.

      You know, don't you, that there's a dark web behind the Dark Web where another, better /. dwells. It's full of storied gambits that fell law enforcement, leaving only the cleverest to dissect and decrypt and produce the dialogs the loftier nerds hobnob with.

    10. Re: misspelled headline by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Lower resale value? The ideal behind car manufactures (and video game manufacturers) is zero resale dollars. Difference in video game manufacturers are taking active steps to drive it to zero, and car manufacturers aren't... yet.

      And of course car companies make bank on replacement parts. That's a significant percentage of their income... I think in the 20% range, but I don't recall. It was double digits.

      And, you left out the followon effects. Dealers love repairs, because they charge to get it fixed. Which means a second revenue stream (or third, if you acknowledge financing). Which means they will take a lower initial income, so they will compromise more on initial price (less margin for them) and your car will seem cheaper.

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    11. Re: misspelled headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More likely this will be obsolete with autonomous cars. Road-rage, distracted driving, and driving while sleepy wont be an issue in the near term.

    12. Re:misspelled headline by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      automakers themselves wouldn't want this.

      You're right the automakers wouldn't want this, because it would mean that they'd gain liability if someone started a vehicle while the driver is drunk. The technology on "drunk breath, no start" has worked very well here in Canada. It's not flawed either and doesn't have the issues that roadside tests have.

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    13. Re:misspelled headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot became another a click-bait website. It used to be different 20 years ago...

      Oh, yes...

      In memory of those scholarly times, I sometimes still pour hot grits down my pants, after pist frosting a line-extending post concerning Natalie Portman naked and petrified...

    14. Re:misspelled headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll just pay lobbyists to push a regulation that indemnifies them as long as they meet the so called standard. It doesn't have to perfect, just what the law requires and they'll write that law.

    15. Re: misspelled headline by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Sure, but around here distracted driving is much more of a concern and dwarfs the alcohol-related accidents.

      So. That means that the car will have to shut down if it detects any sort of wifi device/LTE modem in the car.

      Any money says the thing is an app for your phone XD

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    16. Re:misspelled headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another proof Slashdot became another a click-bait website. It used to be different 20 years ago...

      Of course. One can't click in text-based browsers!

  3. If "they" really want them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Nothting's stopping them from making them.
    But just watch as the first one to move sales tank when nobody buys their cars with it installed..
    Then all the rest won't follow.
    Or they get Automotive Coalition for Traffic Safety to lobby for a law that makes everyone do it.
    But wait, that's not Capitalism and Free Markets. No, it isn't. Capitalism and Free Markets are supposed to be the cure for everything that ails us, right? Having it forced on us by more government regulation sounds a lot like <<<Big Government>>> Something we're told by the <<<Right>>> is bad.

    1. Re: If "they" really want them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it sounds amazing! :-)

    2. Re:If "they" really want them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But just watch as the first one to move sales tank when nobody buys their cars with it installed..

      Buyers of fleet vehicles will likely pay. And insurance companies will quickly jack up anyone's insurance that doesn't get one, by posing it as a discount for those that do get it.

    3. Re: If "they" really want them! by orlanz · · Score: 2

      Or all those companies with fleets like rentals, delivery, service etc businesses will see this as a valuable add on to prevent liabilities from drunk irresponsible drivers.

      And their insurance may reward them for it.

      What exactly are you afraid of?

    4. Re: If "they" really want them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The government forcing an intrusive device into a machine that will make it not work all the time when I expect it to work no matter what condition I may or may not be in? The government is a giant bag of retards buttholes and everyone hates them, but sure let's get them even MORE involved.

  4. Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by rally2xs · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Guy comes out of the bar because it closes at 2 AM, gets in his car, it won't start 'cuz he's lit up big-time, he can't run the heater, it's International Falls, Mn with a current temp of -35 degrees, there's no one around and he passes out and dies of hypothermia.

    Naw, never happen, eh?

    Why don't the car makers just make us those self driving cars where we can tell it to go home and then crawl in the back seat and sleep all the way into the garage, eh? Probably because they don't have a clue how to do that safely any more than they will have a clue how to do this and not kill anyone either.

    1. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      There is a difference between running the heater and the engine.

      There really isn't. Virtually all car heaters use waste heat from the engine to provide heat to the passenger compartment. The only exception is electric cars.

      People often freeze to death in cars anyway

      Not if they can start the car and run the heater. Heat is an effective way to prevent death from hypothermia. Not sure how you could miss that particular flaw in your argument.

      They also die from exhaust inhalation running the engine for hours while not moving, so the rest of your fantasy falls apart there.

      Only if it's in an enclosed area. If someone made it to a bar, it's highly unlikely that their car is surrounded by snowbanks. As long as the car is in the open, the exhaust system does a pretty good job of moving the exhaust away from the car.

    2. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They also die from exhaust inhalation running the engine for hours while not moving, so the rest of your fantasy falls apart there.

      Aside from the post that already points out that ICE vehicles use the engine coolant to provide heat to the passenger compartment, I challenge you to cite a single example of death by CO poisoning from a running vehicle that was outdoors and not in an enclosed space. You really don't know much about cars, do you?

    3. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by guacamole · · Score: 2

      Running the heater until the battery dies means you've been there too long.

      A classic idiot posting on Slashdot. In the winter your battery will die long before it gets your car warm. In fact, most cars get their cabin heat from the engine heat. If your engine can't start, your car won't get warm. No chance.

    4. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by vux984 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of course it will happen. But if 10 drunk idiots freeze to death and 10,000 drunk driving related deaths are eliminated, that seems a good trade doesn't it?

      And that's making a lot of assumptions -- a few years out from now even if the engine won't start, he's probably got an electric, so the heater will work just fine even if the car refuses to move. He'll also probably have phone with which he can call people for help. Even old cars will run the accesories without the engine running (although many old cars don't have electric heat as they just use engine heat). But seriously... I lived in manitoba. If your driving around at 2am in -35 below in the spaces without a lot of people without some emergency thermal gear in the car, blankets, candles, emergency lights/flares, maybe a even a little camp stove/heater ... then you are asking for trouble.

      Now If you are wandering around 'lit up big time' by yourself, at 2am, in that environment, *knowing* you own a car that doesn't start if you are drunk, and you don't have a backup plan and/or are too drunk to execute it... well... that's a darwin award candidate.

      I mean seriously... what happens in your world when at 2am, at -35 in winter he goes to start the car and then it dies half way home because he ran out of gas, because he was too lit to notice the fuel need was on empty, and nothing was open at 2am anyway...

    5. Re: Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by whopis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Come on. Are you really trying that hard to be dense? You can envision that entire scenario, but you canâ(TM)t envision a system that would allow the engine to start but not put the car into drive?

    6. Re: Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you not know that heaters in ICE cars is heat from the radiator water passing through a smaller radiator thatâ(TM)s vented into the car. I thought people were smart here. /. Seems to be full of idiots these days.

    7. Re: Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by whopis · · Score: 1

      You donâ(TM)t know much about cars yourself, do you?

      If the cars exhaust is blocked with snow, there is a danger of CO poisoning.

      https://www.nbcwashington.com/...

      https://www.westfargopioneer.c...

    8. Re: Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Donâ(TM)t be jealous just because you canâ(TM)t afford a Tesla.

    9. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Jzanu · · Score: 1

      OK. Confirmed CO deaths from car exhaust just from before 1989. Notice 67 deaths, with at least 43 with no unique cause. It shows more people died while outside but in cars from CO poisoning. Table 2 on page 329.

    10. Re: Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by guacamole · · Score: 1

      Fuck Tesla. A car for idiots. I will take a 3-cylinder Geo Metro with a manual transmission before I drive a Tesla.

    11. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by itsdapead · · Score: 2

      Guy comes out of the bar because it closes at 2 AM, [snip] he's lit up big-time [snip] it's International Falls, Mn with a current temp of -35 degrees, there's no one around and he passes out and dies of hypothermia.

      Fixed that for you. I'm sure it happens all the time. Whether the car doesn't start because it was snowed-in, the battery has frozen or if he was just too rat-arsed to find the right car and get the key in the ignition - get too bladdered to save yourself in a region where it gets that cold at night and you can pick up your Darwin award on your way to the afterlife. As for the breath-test system - worked as intended and stopped an idiot driving while pissed. I'd hope that the population of Int Falls Mn. are smart enough to wrap up warm and carry emergency kits and cellphones. Hell, where I live it rarely gets more than a few degrees below and even then I chuck a sleeping bag into the back of my car in the winter.

      That said, I'd rather not have a car that refused to start because I'd eaten the wrong sort of breath mint, used the wrong sort of screenwash fluid or my passenger had just enjoyed a liquid lunch so colour me skeptical as to whether such a system would be sufficiently sensitive to be useful without throwing endless false positives. Even so, I'd bet that the most fatalities would be from drivers who thought they were good to drive because the system didn't trigger...

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    12. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by guacamole · · Score: 1

      But if 10 drunk idiots freeze to death and 10,000 drunk driving related deaths are eliminated, that seems a good trade doesn't it?

      Indeed. This must have been a statement based on solid research.

    13. Re: Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the old days we just counted our lucky stars that our friends and family were safe. Today we understand why: common sense. Also dictating that such devices are desirable for young drivers

    14. Re: Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Better scenario, woman running from potential mugger/carjacker canâ(TM)t start car fast enough because of breath test device, gets attacked and killed. Time then for surviving family to go after auto maker for liability.

    15. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      perfection is the enemy of progress

    16. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Phylter · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing the lives lost per year to this edge case will be significantly less than the lives lost per year to drinking and driving now. If someone is drinking to the point they can't make good decisions enough to ensure they get home safely then they certainly shouldn't be able to turn their car on and be expected to make good decisions about not driving it home.

    17. Re: Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nothing. I'd dig oil out of the ground, refine it, burn it, and spew the remaining pollution into your environment for my entire life before I'd drive a Tesla.

    18. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a reach.

      You could say the same thing about anti-theft devices, ignition interlocks, electronic door locks, push button ignitions, etc. If they fail, you're left without shelter and/or the ability to start the car. I guess we shouldn't allow those innovations either?

      Your car can fail to start at any time for hundreds of different reasons. If your life depends on it, your life may be lost. Shit happens in the big world. Stay home if that's too scary for you. Or use your fucking cell phone to call a friend.

    19. Re: Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And crazies like you are the reason we have algorithms. Although I admit algorithms were not always equally smart as humans and human overrides are explicitly necessary and often recommended for some systems

    20. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait. The bar closed at 2am and all the other patrons ran to their cars and left before he realized he was stranded? And none of the wait staff or bartenders are still there doing end-of-day stuff? No glasses to pick up, or floors to sweep. Everyone just ran to their cars and hightailed it out of there. Not a soul to be seen at that point.

      Uh, okay.

    21. Re: Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by reanjr · · Score: 1

      The difference is drunk driving spreads the liability onto relatively poor drunk drivers, who are then taken off the road to make us all safer. This device would be 100% the liability of the manufacturer. It only takes one wrongful death suit to put most companies out of business, and rightly so.

    22. Re: Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by orlanz · · Score: 1

      And I am sure we can have the best of both worlds by not having it shift out of park but allow the car to turn on. It's honestly not that hard to do...

    23. Re: Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Phylter · · Score: 1

      I agree with where liability will land. I guess it'll be interesting to see where this ends up in five years or so when we can measure the result. As cautious as companies are about liability it makes me wonder what conversations are like with their lawyers about this.

    24. Re: Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, fine let's take the numbers to the other end. 1-1. Guy drives home and runs into a pole. Both cases, guy dies but the latter has financial, clean up, and property damages.

      What's your argument again?

      And I am not taking it to 1-0 because the chances that this specific scenario will happen is less likely than such a drunk getting into an accident.

    25. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if 10 drunk idiots freeze to death and 10,000 drunk driving related deaths are eliminated, that seems a good trade doesn't it?

      This is one of those people tied to train track pull level questions, except corporate lobbiests are installing the entire system and charging you for it.

      They didn't have breath tests on Star Trek dude.

    26. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Solandri · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But if 10 drunk idiots freeze to death and 10,000 drunk driving related deaths are eliminated, that seems a good trade doesn't it?

      Agreed, but there are actually three failure modes here.

      • Failing to stop a drunk from driving (can be ignored since it's no different from the current situation)
      • Stopping a drunk from driving, when it was the safer alternative (the scenario outlined here)
      • Stopping a non-drunk from driving because the car mistakenly thinks they're drunk.

      That last one is the big one, because the vast majority of trips are by non-drunk drivers. So a tiny false-positive failure rate can result in a large number of incidents. Typically, increasing the true-positive rate also increases the false-positive rate. That is, reducing the rate at which the system fails to stop a drunk driver also increases the rate at which it mistakenly thinks a non-drunk driver is drunk and prevents them from driving. You have to add the inconvenience and even deaths resulting from the false-positives to your tradeoff balance. Someone who is not drunk could be prevented from driving their car on a -35 F winter night, and freeze to death.

    27. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Even most electric cars are capable of using powertrain waste heat to heat the cabin, supplemented by the heat pump system when necessary.

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    28. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by mvdwege · · Score: 2

      Middle of the night with -35 degrees frost and completely plastered? He's heading for a fatal accident anyway. Letting him freeze to death doesn't make a difference for him, but it does make a huge difference on the odds of him taking someone else along were he to have an accident.

      If you knee-jerk, you might find your analogies lacking a certain...analytical...aspect.

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      "I know I will be modded down for this": where's the option '-1, Asking for it'?
    29. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, let's avoid safety features because some fucking idiot might kill his fucking idiot self by being a fucking idiot. At least in your contrived and stupid scenario, your fucking idiot is only killing himself and not a bunch of other people.

    30. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm more concerned about the cases where the system decided you were drunk but you were not. Or the system was broken because it was made from chinesium and it just broke (see also: Ford) and your car can't start, and the dealer wants $5k to fix it, etc.

      I'm all for keeping drunks off the road, but not at any cost.

    31. Re: Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by rally2xs · · Score: 1

      Sure I can. Its blindingly obvious that the correct way to rig it is that the car won't go into drive if the driver is blotto. But they didn't say it that way, they said, "car won't start." Why? When the obvious solution that would work the same way and be less dangerous is not chosen, then why did they do that? So, its worth attacking what they _did_ say, and see of maybe we hear why they said it that way.

    32. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Nkwe · · Score: 1

      Even most electric cars are capable of using powertrain waste heat to heat the cabin, supplemented by the heat pump system when necessary.

      Hybrid maybe, electric no.

    33. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > But if 10 drunk idiots freeze to death and 10,000 drunk driving related deaths are eliminated, that seems a good trade doesn't it?

      This is not your trade to make. This is the logic that pioritises plausible positive outcomes of any rights - and erodes them over time.

      Should the government have the right to force me to buy a car with a fragile false-positive-providing automaton which may stop me from driving my own car even if operated legally?

    34. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      But if it saves one child's life it's all worth it...

    35. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by vux984 · · Score: 1

      "Should the government have the right to force me to buy a car with a fragile false-positive-providing automaton"

      They already force all kinds of safety and pollution control equipment. And it's already the case that sometimes if if a sensor in the emissions control system fails the car won't start.

    36. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Well said. However, you are moving the goal posts here. I was merely responding to the previous argument which was rubbish.

      I actually am not really for this system either, and agree with your reasoning on why. Although if it were more like the seatbelt system -- its there, its mandatory, there's warning lights, but the car doesn't actually refuse to start or move if you aren't wearing it that might be a good compromise.

    37. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      So, it seems that the question is at what level of impairment will they stop you from driving. No matter what it is, they're going to end up with lawsuits... Say for example that they set the level just a bit above the legally impaired figure in order to reduce false positives. Then, someone just above that level kills someone in an accident...queue the ambulance chasers.

      I generally like the idea, but the implementation is going to be interesting. Will I be able to still have the 1-2 drinks that I can now w/o be legally impaired, or am I going to have to hold off when I go out? How about the remote start on vehicles...will it just prevent you from putting it into gear?

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    38. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Daralantan · · Score: 1

      For the people afraid drunks will die by freezing to death in their non starting car.. maybe the better solution than "no don't" would be to instead suggest that the car is able to start, but the transmission will not get in to gear. Whether it stays locked in park or the clutch can't actually engage.

      Then the drunk can sit in the car and warm up, maybe charge their phone to make a call for a drive home (car's not gonna run and keep them warm all night until they sober up the next day......)

    39. Re:Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Or do you just store a few balloons for when it's screwed up? It's not up to the car to prevent you from going somewhere. It's up to you. And, as mentioned with the balloons, or bellows, or any number of other options, there's lots of ways around just about any currently available test for alcohol. That said, autonomous cars seem like the necessary pre-condition for this particular concept. The "manual" mode can't be invoked if it thinks you're over the limit, that at least wouldn't put anyone at risk.

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    40. Re: Well, What Could Possibly Go Wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly not a bad choice, they're almost indestructible. Drove one for 14 years (well, it was a 4 cylinder one). Wish I still had it - I have a Hyundai Veloster now and its a POS.

  5. Can we not?? by Iamthecheese · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have never, ever driven drunk. So this technology wouldn't directly impinge upon my personal freedom. Nevertheless I hate the idea. Why? Not because I want to drive drunk, or because I like drunk drivers, but because it places an entirely new control on us. This is the reason I hate CP laws and the banning of child-sized sex dolls despite not being a pedo. It's the reason I hate seat belt laws despite that I would wear one without them. The point isn't that we should have x. The point is that laws banning x always and inevitably expand until there's a broad, active social backlash. Two other examples are book banning in Europe and drug and alcohol laws. A recently proposed US law against child sized sex dolls would have created a whole new category of physical objects illegal to possess. Seatbelt laws created a new category of things police are expected to look at you doing inside the privacy of your car. CP laws created a new category of data the state may inspect, censor, and punish on every computer in the country. What, you won't let us look at your database? You're not a pedo are you? I digress. This technology introduces the active inspection of things inside the car and the idea that it's okay for your car not to start without someone else's permission. It's not the first thing, the first thing was anti-theft. This is the second item on the slope. I'm sure the third will be distracted driving. And on until yet another thing is put on your list of things you have to give a fuck about or lose real freedom. It's not that people should drive drunk, it's that my car belongs to me. And THAT is the real reason car manufacturers like this technology.

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    1. Re:Can we not?? by Jzanu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Safety for everyone on the roads. Making it technically impossible for a drunk driver to drive is worthwhile because they have vastly increased rates of causing accidents and deaths. Making it so for every new car and future car forces people to call cabs when they drink. It keeps them from making a shitty decision to drive when they... can't make decisions, because they are drunk!

    2. Re:Can we not?? by Phillip2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are many things about cars which you are legally obliged to do, or not do, despite you owning the car. It would be difficult to see how is significantly different.

      Cars are big, hard and move fast. It's not unreasonable that there are limitations put on these devices so that they are safe for everybody else.

      Drink-driving laws current exist and are fairly punitive; stopping it up front sounds like a good thing. Of course, the system has to work well, not be intrusive, not have false positives and so forth. All of these seem good reasons to object.

      The slippery slope argument, or "it's my freedom" argument are fine, but then they apply reasonably well to pretty much anything. Makes them pretty weak as an specific argument as in this case.

    3. Re:Can we not?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Making it technically impossible for a drunk driver to drive is worthwhile

      That cannot be independent of the mechanism used. You could of course also achieve this by banning cars.

      The problem with outcome-obsessed people suchas yourself is that there are no red lines you will not cross regarding freedom, intrusiveness, and absolute government control.

    4. Re:Can we not?? by guacamole · · Score: 0

      This means that pretty much all bars in rural or small town USA must close. It's only in NYC, Chicago, Boston, or SF you can drink a beer, then take a train or a cab ride to your home. It will be interesting what bar/restaurant lobby says about this.

    5. Re: Can we not?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with hyperbole lovers like yourself is that there is no amount of hyperbole you won't stoop to, to try and make your pathetic arguments seem realistic.

    6. Re:Can we not?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember when the outlawed fully automatic weapons, and then 100 years later, still on one was seriously talking about banning all guns?

      Remember when the started requiring seat belt, and 50 years later, no one was seriously talking about banning all cars?

      It's amazing how many slippery slopes have turned out to not be all that slippery.

      Ultimately this is going to be up to the insurance companies... if they start offering discounts, big enough to justify the expense, it will probably be a sought after feature, once it's a sought after safety option, then it can get tested at scale in the real world.... once that happens we can start talking about making it standard, or required...

      And right now this tech is in a race with self driving cars to see who can make it to mass market first.

    7. Re:Can we not?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seatbelt laws created a new category of things police are expected to look at you doing inside the privacy of your car.

      Privacy? Mate, 50% of your car is see-through. You know, glass?

      I guess the lesson to be taken from this is, "Those who drive in glass vehicles should get tinted windows."

    8. Re: Can we not?? by Code+Herder · · Score: 1

      I grew up in a small town and when I went out to drink with my buddies we always had a designated driver in the group. I mean how hard is it unless youre an alchohoolic that HAS to have that drink: you just dont even if it sucks.

      Iâ(TM)ve always been puzzled by drunk driving, I mean sure the chances of getting pulled over by the cops are minuscule, but the consequences if you hit someone or are caught are just not worth risking. Canâ(TM)t travel anymore, jail time, criminal record, personally I would lose my job and could never work in the industry again.

    9. Re:Can we not?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know plenty of drunk drivers that been given gentle slaps on the wrist after 4, 5, 6 incidents. Maybe because jails are overflowing with casual drug users or something. That's the problem. Not that my car doesn't act like the stasi nor as a babysitter.

      Legalize drugs, harshly punish illegal ACTS. Take driver licenses away on first solid infraction, then if they drive without license, boot in jail for a couple months.

    10. Re:Can we not?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is my observation too. It is enough to have an impression of moral superiority to demand from everybody to strip of all possessions and 'help' the moral superior being in anything. Whether by doing so one achieves indicated goals is irrelevant. I suspect this was the same in middle ages in Europe in any christian country - only there was one more or less organized church and we have social media ad these few might corps that all have their HQs near each other - makes the coordination of fight for any good things that the mind could think (and making loads of money on top) much easier. Items like freedom of speech, general freedom, rights, due process, science, facts are of lesser or no importance. I lived in a country like that decades ago.

    11. Re:Can we not?? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Gonna have to have an exemption for some people though. Their medicine sets off the breath tests but doesn't impede their ability to drive.

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    12. Re:Can we not?? by Carcass666 · · Score: 1

      I have the right to do anything I want, as long as it doesn't impinge on others' liberties or wallets. In the case of things like seat belts and motorcycle helmets, if somebody chooses not to use them and is in a high-speed collision, who pays to clean up the mess? Is it the genius who believes a seat belt's only purpose is to keep you from getting "safely" thrown out the car? When the highway shuts down because road pizza has to be cleaned and the accident site inspected, Is it the freedom-loving bike rider with a copy of the Constitution in his pocket who pays the cost? Not so much.

      Responsibility and limits on the rights of property ownership are not strictly liberal or anti-constitutional concepts. I live in freedom-loving Texas, and it is easier for me to go buy a semi-automatic rifle than it is to get a permit to build a shed in my backyard. There are limits on what I can display in my front yard. And I have to go get my vehicle safety-checked every-f'ing year, which is even more onerous than California's every-two-year deal (at least it was every-two-years when I lived there 10 years ago).

      There are a lot of reasons to be skeptical about this technology, and I don't disagree that it is invasive. But there are plenty of examples in North Texas, and everywhere else, of road fatalities due to drunk driving, it is not a rare thing. If you want to get hammered, you retain the freedom to drink all you want; and then call a cab, a Lyft/Uber, or a buddy or family member. Maybe this works like airbags where you retain the ability to turn it off or bypass it; and if you do get into a smash-up and the functionality is disabled/bypassed, it makes it easier to determine if there is a misdemeanor or felony involved.

      I'd be surprised if the car manufacturers, who have pushed back on every safety regulation, unless they can market it as a pay-for feature, were the ones really behind this. I could see auto insurance and state/municipal law enforcement being all-in on this. (I'm not turning off Ghostery so I can RTFA).

      Sex Pedo Dolls? Different thing. If the argument being made is that simulated sexual assault on a minor will truly decrease pedophilia (a limited-scale, horrible problem), then the same argument would have to be made about simulated murder (video games, laser tag, Nerf guns etc.) reducing real murder (a large-scale, horrible problem). Other than the ratings on video games, recommended ages for toys, etc. all those things are still around. I don't see this kind of ban going anywhere. First and Fourth amendment arguments would eventually shut this kind of a ban down.

    13. Re:Can we not?? by jittles · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are many things about cars which you are legally obliged to do, or not do, despite you owning the car. It would be difficult to see how is significantly different.

      I have never driven drunk. However, I dated a girl who had a boyfriend with an interlock and also have a friend that had an interlock. The technology is incredibly unreliable. And I don't mean unreliable from a BAC standpoint but from actually being able to start your car. And if the interlock device isn't working properly and you try to start your car? You get a huge fine and can potentially be thrown in jail. Not because you actually tried to drive drunk but because the device itself malfunctioned.

      Cars are big, hard and move fast. It's not unreasonable that there are limitations put on these devices so that they are safe for everybody else.

      Which is why we should make it more difficult to get a drivers license in the first place. I see hundreds of people on my commute every day that should not have a drivers license. I think they are a far larger risk to my personal safety and to society in general than the small number of drunk drivers, who, by the way, probably wouldn't have a drivers license in the first place if we made testing more difficult.

    14. Re:Can we not?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because this is proving competence to operate the vehicle. You have already proven your competence by taking and passing a driving test. This is how it's different. When you make a purchase, do they check to make sure you aren't drunk? This shifts the responsibility away from the driver and to the safety systems. When this systems fails to stop a drunk driver, guess who gets sued? When you tell me that won't happen, remember they have already tried to sue bars.

    15. Re: Can we not?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's great because no one drives without a license. Oh the horror!

      And if they do, we can all pay for their 3 hots and a cot directly. And after.

      It's called manufacturing criminality. Good business if you are a lawyer or run a jail.

      Asshole

    16. Re:Can we not?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That has to be one of the most retarded arguments for drunk driving I've ever seen. Selfishness incarnated.

      "Let's put everyone's life and health at risk, or all small bars in the rural or small towns must close". OMG, I think both I and society as a whole can live with that "sacrifice", if in exchange we can safe literally thousands of innocent people from getting killed, mutilated and permanently disabled by drunk drivers.

    17. Re: Can we not?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your argument has merit.

      "It's a slippery slope and we're already halfway down the hill."

    18. Re:Can we not?? by Solandri · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The reason this bothers people is because it violates to the presumption of innocence. You have to prove you're not drunk before you're allowed to drive. What's next - a sensor which detects that you have a valid driver's license on you before the car will start? (There's a small intersection with right-to-repair as well, as the manufacturer is exerting control over how you can use "your" product after you've purchased it from them.)

      I think the bigger take-away is that no ideological position is absolute - not even presumption of innocence. Reasonable violations are allowable as long as we remain vigilant against a slippery slope progression. e.g. We already require people to prove their age when buying alcohol.

    19. Re: Can we not?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Let's get some facts straight, first.

      "Remember when the outlawed fully automatic weapons, and then 100 years later, still on one was seriously talking about banning all guns?"

      Automatic weapons are not banned. Just really expensive, and require a special license from the government giving you permission to have one. The full effect of that has only been around since 1986. 8 years later, they tried to completely ban semi-automatic weapons. And in quite a few states, 2012 brought a rash of laws severely curtailing the ability for private individuals to own any gun based on arbitrary sets of functional or cosmetic characteristics. NY SAFE Act, to name one. Now the idiot freshman crop of US assembly persons are seriously talking about "declaring an emergency" to confiscate guns from lawful owners and destroy the manufacturers and sellers with lawsuits, effectively ending the manufacture and sale thereof.
      By my calculation, that's only 33 years for the slippery slope to hit bottom. Note the one thing having kept that from being a reality is the Constitutional Right to keep and bear arms. Bad analogy all around on that one.

      "Remember when the started requiring seat belt, and 50 years later, no one was seriously talking about banning all cars?"

      Mandatory seat belt laws have only been around for about 20 years. There are plenty of "slippery slope" addons that have been added to that one simple change. Some are statutory, some are financial. Almost all are shortsighted, stupid, and poorly implemented.
      There will be a point at which the nanny state (in conjunction with insurance bean-counters) will decide there needs to be an interlock for every conceivable condition (eye chart for eyeglass wearers... mobile phone disablement.. GPS lock-on so your emergency beacon can be deployed in an accident... e-license plate bootup so your e-toll can be collected). At that point, you will come to the realization that you don't actually own YOUR car nor do you have the freedom to drive. This will happen long before autonomous cars are a reality. The difference is that some of us have been given the gift of scepticism and historical perspective, and we can smell the bullshit now. Those are healthy traits... I suggest developing them now, before it's too late.

    20. Re:Can we not?? by sjames · · Score: 2

      So you think it's fine that the vast majority of safe drivers including people who don't drink at all have to pay an extra thousand dollars on a non-optional device that reduces their new car's reliability? And they get to pay outrageous repair costs as well when the device inevitably prevents a totally sober driver from starting the car?

    21. Re:Can we not?? by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      I think you're making a mountain out of a molehill there. I've taken Ubers and Lyfts in plenty of places that are not NYC, Chicago, Boston, or SF.

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    22. Re: Can we not?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have a counterargument which is why you attack, losing any pretence of debating or listening to opposing views. A nice confirmation that you, indeed, do not have any red lines.

    23. Re:Can we not?? by Type44Q · · Score: 0

      Makes them pretty weak as an specific argument as in this case.

      And the mouthbreathers with the glazed eyes who made it to the end of your spiel are no doubt slowly nodding, having not even remotely noticed that all you've done is cap-off a meaningless stream of musings with a hollow conclusion backed-up by nothing even resembling a logical argument.

    24. Re:Can we not?? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      but because it places an entirely new control on us

      Yeah you can't be trusted. You're a filthy god damn untrustworthy human. You (using general you here, not you specifically) get in the car, drive like an idiot, are an impatient git, wave your dick around to your mates with your 4cyl turbo charged monument to financial stupidity, all the while thinking you're gods gift to the world.

      Fuck I saw someone impatient enough to drive down the wrong way of the street today and honk at someone to let him in to traffic.

      If we can achieve it that someone individually comes and licenses your ability to take every individual trip I'm all for it. People can't be trusted to co-exist in society.

    25. Re:Can we not?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your argument is even weaker because it could be said to be applicable to everything and anything as well. Your willing to sacrifice control all because someone claims you'll be a little bit safer. Under this guise we should lock everybody in cages because it'll make us all a bit safer. Nobody will because to hurt each other any more. Your nuts. No. I do not accept this line of thinking. You do not own me nor anybody else. It's one thing to impose liability on individuals for there actions and another to control them. Controlling people like this is akin to kidnapping, slavery, and violence. Albeit it might be at a lesser scale for any one thing, it's the ultimate eventuality.

    26. Re:Can we not?? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I knew someone who knew someone who had some thing and that makes me an expert and automatically makes my opinion on this yet unreleased thing completely valid. How dare they release something like this.

      It's not unrelated, it's literally the same thing. Hopefully they'd do a better job of it than the current devices, but it would be so much more prevalent that even if it were much more reliable, it could still negatively impact millions of people.

      GP promoted making it more difficult to get a license. We should have a graduated licensing system. In order to drive certain cars, or on certain types of roads, you should have to get a higher grade of license that includes a higher standard of testing. Not everyone needs to be permitted to drive a one ton pickup, let alone a class A housecar. Not everyone needs a car that can do a buck fifty. Etc. I'm sure they do it this way somewhere in the world already.

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    27. Re:Can we not?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually think having your driver's license validated as a prerequisite for starting the car is an excellent idea, in general. The problem arises in the specifics, such as there being circumstances where you actually are allowed to drive without a drivers license, such as not driving on public roads etc, real life or death emergencies etc. That's where the real problems arise.

      This "presumption of innocence" etc, smell too much like far fetched excuses for people who simply want to drink and drive and possibly kill not only themselves but ruining the lives of other people in the process. The simple facts, in the general case, are that it's illegal to drink and drive, and it's illegal to drive without a valid license, or "permit".

      After all, if the police stops you, and you can't prove that a) you're sober, and b) you have a valid permit, you're going down. This is just addressing the problem upstream from that, automatically and uniformly, rather than after the fact when the police makes you blow in their little dohickey.

      The goal isn't to harass people but to get all these assholes who drink and drive, lose their license and still keep driving and drinking where they belong; off the road. And let me say that this approach is the only one which has any real prospect of being reasonably successful. It would be awesome if people developed some common sense and a sense of responsibility, but the statistics clearly show that after more than a century of motorization, we are still way short of that. Rather, we have a literal mountain of dead and gravely injured to show that it's not going to happen any time soon. Tens of thousands of them annually, just because "freedom to wreak havoc", isn't really acceptable.

    28. Re:Can we not?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't need a drivers license.
      I'm not driving i'm traveling.
      I'm an article 4 free inhabitant.

    29. Re:Can we not?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      traveling by plane also make you lose that presumption of innocence and yet millions do travel by plane everyday.

      people are cattle and dumb

    30. Re:Can we not?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason this bothers people is because it violates to the presumption of innocence. You have to prove you're not drunk before you're allowed to drive. What's next

      You mean what's before. We already do this to people who want to buy many types of firearms. Most people are for harder limits, more proof of innocence checks, and greater penalties.

      That is for a constitutional right. Forcing to prove your innocence to enact the privilege of driving is no big deal in comparison.

    31. Re:Can we not?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never been drunk in my life, simply I do not drink. I find the idea of this shit-stain technology to be infrigement on my personal freedom.

    32. Re:Can we not?? by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Not only is presumption of innocence not absolute - it survived and thrived only because law enforcement used to be difficult and expensive. It was a necessity , touted as deep philosophy

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    33. Re: Can we not?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about you go suck a tail pipe you son of a bitch?

  6. Diabetics? OtherFalse Positives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Diabetics sometimes have sugary, alcohol-y breath depending on their condition and whether they are having blood sugar spikes. Does this "smart" technology take that into account?

    I can "have" "excessively high" alcohol on my breath if I have an orange or some other fruit directly before getting into the car. Will it not fall for that?

    What about you playing designated driver for a passenger who is totally sloshed but not driving, yet breathing normally? Or breathing heavily while talking in your direction? Does this shut you out of that?

    What happens if you are having a glass of wine at a meal and then your spouse / S.O. has a medical emergency and needs driven to the hospital? Is it, "sorry, no-go even for emergencies?"

    So many ways this can go wrong. So many ways this can go wrong without us knowing how bad it can be until we have a personal crisis cropping up in front of us.

    The instant this causes injury or death from any of the above scenarios or others we haven't imagined yet, you're going to see a veritable tsunami of lawsuits to get this junky "smart" crap out of the cars.

    1. Re:Diabetics? OtherFalse Positives? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Diabetics sometimes have sugary, alcohol-y breath

      The correct description is "fruity", and it's due to ketone bodies present in the blood, not sugar. The blood is chock full of sugar and yet without insulin (or the correct response to insulin), this sugar is not making it into cells, so the body is literally starving to death despite all that sugar. Ketone bodies are produced by fatty acid metabolism, a sign that starvation has been going on for a while...

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    2. Re:Diabetics? OtherFalse Positives? by virve · · Score: 1

      I never, ever drive after having drunk any amount of alcohol the previous 12 hours. Not because I am a saint but because it is easier to get right than trying to judge state of intoxication.

      Yeah, I'm, by choice, in dietary (mild) ketosis so I am likely giving off ketone bodies in my breath. They are know to confuse breath-a-lyzers. Does that mean that I will not be to drive a car?

      Oh, and I have driven while tired and I bet that that is ten times worse than drunk driving so I don't do that either.

    3. Re:Diabetics? OtherFalse Positives? by sjames · · Score: 2

      Some breathalyzers mis-read the ketones as alcohol. To the point that there are videos showing how to use a cheap breathalyzer to monitor your progress if you're on a "keto diet"

      The ketones appear any time fats are being converted for energy, diabetic or not. If a diabetic injects late or not quite enough, the ketones appear even when they're not in metabolic trouble. It does become more pronounced when they are in metabolic trouble, but well before more overt signs appear.

      So expect incidents where a diabetic can't drive to get replacement insulin because the car thinks he's drunk.

    4. Re:Diabetics? OtherFalse Positives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and I have driven while tired and I bet that that is ten times worse than drunk driving so I don't do that either.

      I would not put a number on it but driving tired is bad. Several car makers are developing systems to detect when a driver is starting to doze off or lose attention and can call their attention/wake them up. But the key difference is that a tired driver might be impaired when it comes to attention, but a drunk driver is definitely both impaired when it comes to attention AND judgement.

      A tired driver are more likely to stop driving and in extreme cases take a nap in a parking space than a drunken driver deciding to sleep the alcohol off before continuing to drive.

      There are no technological systems to throw a drunk driver out of drunkenness when he/she starts to drift across lanes.

      But sure, if you can come up with a test that detect tiredness in advance, I support your decision to get it installed next to the breathalyzer.

  7. Two Irish guys walk out of a bar . . . by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 1

    . . . it could happen.

  8. want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I want machines that are predictable and reliable and won't override what I want - sometimes I want the car engine to start or airplane to nose-up and don't want a machine blocking that from happening

    1. Re:want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if I'm working on my engine and have had a couple of beers during the afternoon to pass the time as I worked? What if I'm using a truck on my own farm and not on the public highway system? I feel like this is just a little too much oversight. The road to hell was paved with good intentions... we've let these MADD lobbyists inflate the penalties to life-destroying levels already, because nobody has the political balls to say "no" to them. All I know is that even though I have no intention of drinking and driving, I would never buy a vehicle with this system without a way to disable it. I remember what my dad used to say about power windows... "just one more thing to go wrong."

    2. Re:want by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      And I want a pony. Without the responsibility of cleaning up.

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    3. Re:want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I want a pony. Without the responsibility of cleaning up.

      Oooh. Not a well thought out reply given the poor bastards that just slammed into the ground at 600MPH because some programmer failed to foresee edge cases.

  9. I like the idea but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It also needs to give the driver a non leathial but extreamly painful electric shock to the butt for even thinking about it!

  10. Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    1. Drunk passenger vs drunk driver.
    2. Delay to reset the system. If I canâ(TM)t drive how long do we have to wait before a passenger can be approved to drive.
    3. Anorexia vs Drunk.
    4. Liability due to system error. If I get fired for missing work because your breathalyzer incorrectly identified my mouthwash as alcohol will the car manufacture pay my bills until I get a new job?

  11. Terrible premise by Kuruk · · Score: 1

    How about they get you home or to a hospital ?

    1. Re: Terrible premise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ok, your daughter is running from an assailant, out of breath and unable to get the thing to say it is ok for her to drive. So she gets caught and killed. Good job protecting her safety.

    2. Re: Terrible premise by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      Ok, your daughter is running from an assailant, and the drunk assailant jumps into his car to chase her down. His car refuses to let him drive drunk, so she escapes. Good job protecting her safety.

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    3. Re: Terrible premise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America, fuck yea! It's now super obvious that everyone should have this installed mandatory on every vehicle.Now we're protected from any and all drunks that will rape your daughters! Just like the Mexicans with their "Marijuana". I know we made that word up and they didn't call it that before we Americans did during reefer madness which was about them raping your white daughters... I mean, we've not regretted that decision in this country and turned a generation into criminals and convicts with records who can't work the jobs we actually NEED. Nawww.... I'm just glad though I'm "white", I don't have any daughters the drunks can rape! /s

      lol captcha: animates

    4. Re: Terrible premise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The next week she gets drunk, gets into her car, and kills someone else's daugher. But... what?

  12. Another socialist big government fantasy by guacamole · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Only because WP reports this, this doesn't mean crap.

    Moreover, the claim that such technology works is most likely BS. I am one of the most alert drivers, and yet while I drive my brand new Honda Pilot, I see a light flashing "brake! brake!, you will crash!!! or I will brake for you!", even though there is no one driving in front of me. So after getting about 5-10 of such false positives a day, I simply turned off this idiotic collision braking mitigation system BS whatever shit they call it, and I never use it any more. If someone tries to sell me a car that claims it won't start because I had a beer today, I simply won't buy me. Send these to Holland, please. This will never pass in the USA.

  13. I wonder by Dunbal · · Score: 2

    Will auto-makers like it when they are held responsible when people inevitably find ways to cheat these systems?

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    1. Re:I wonder by Iwastheone · · Score: 1
      Will these alcohol detectors self-calibate themselves? Will it detect that the driver is high on opiates? What if you need to quickly drive away from a dangerous situation? So sorry you got shot/stabbed to death by a deranged maniac, but since you did drink 2 beers two hours ago the car will decide that you must die.

      Unless a judge mandates it, do not want.

    2. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, apparently you need to calibrate yearly. I am sure this will be a small nominal cost.

    3. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I completely agree with you... If their system fails and someone dies, they will get sued. Putting this crap in the cars makes them more legally responsible.

      I guess the only "real" way to fix that is to have government inspections on a year basis.

    4. Re: I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you don't calibrate at least every few years your car will fail and you'll have to be a hell of a lot smarter about the next one. The manual overrecommends maintenance so if your engine permanently fails it's really your own fault. That's just the way it is and thats fine.

    5. Re:I wonder by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Will auto-makers like it when they are held responsible when people inevitably find ways to cheat these systems?

      They won't be. Don't be stupid.

    6. Re:I wonder by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the US is a country where they need a law which specifies that gun manufacturers cannot be held responsible for deaths and injuries caused by their products. There is no law to protect auto manufacturers. You bet your ass some will try to sue, and at least one judge is going to rule against the auto companies. Then it becomes an avalanche unless they are "protected". Jackpot justice is a sick, broken system.

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  14. Great? by markdavis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    >"Eventually, the device could become standard equipment, just like air bags. "

    Great- so even though I don't drink and nobody else ever drives my car, I would have to add yet another $500 or $1000 or something to the price of any car I want to buy, for yet another feature I don't want or need.

    Oh, and for those who do drink- I am sure that information about your "level" histories will be kept super-duper secret and never stored, phoned-home, or be accessible by other companies or government.

    Oh, and I am sure it will never fail or be inaccurate and lock me out of my own car AND create a lie record about my BAC. And I am sure it would never hold the owner responsible for something someone else did or a passenger.

    Oh, and I am sure it will stop with just BAC and not be enhanced with later models to detect other legal drugs, then illegal drugs, then prescription drugs.

    1. Re:Great? by rmdingler · · Score: 4, Funny

      Great- so even though I don't drink and nobody else ever drives my car, I would have to add yet another $500 or $1000 or something to the price of any car I want to buy, for yet another feature I don't want or need.

      Right... not to mention the additional fuel cost of having to leave your vehicle running while you're at the pub.

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    2. Re:Great? by kent_eh · · Score: 1

      >"Eventually, the device could become standard equipment, just like air bags. " Will that "eventually" be before or after self-driving cars make it a pointless added expense to build into cars?

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    3. Re: Great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would be a great feature for commercial and fleet vehicles. Plus if every vehicle came ready for this system or with some guts of it already in place, it would be cheaper for people to have added on when they get a DUI conviction.

    4. Re:Great? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I would have to add yet another $500 or $1000 or something to the price of any car I want to buy, for yet another feature I don't want or need.

      Tough shit. Driving is a privilege not a right. No one is under any obligation to make it affordable for you, and the world would be a better place if it were affordable for more people.

    5. Re:Great? by markdavis · · Score: 1

      >"No one is under any obligation to make it affordable for you, and the world would be a better place if it were affordable for more people."

      I think you just contradicted yourself. Forcing the addition of features not useful for a large number of buyers increases the costs for everyone.

    6. Re:Great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, now, I'm sure it will be checking the air for alcohol constantly, so it will know to shut off if it suddenly detects it. Hopefully it will have the courtesy to ask you to pull over first. of course, this will result in the new alcoholic gas mask item to prevent this, which I'll be sure to patent.

  15. Lovely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great, something else I have to pay for to solve a problem caused by something I don't do (drink). Plus, I can look forward to having to stay at work all night when this magical technology fails.

    1. Re:Lovely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're paying for it already. Car crashes are not cheap to clean up.

  16. How about no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop treating everyone like a criminal, and just punish the actual perpetrators. And take them off the streets. In The Netherlands where I live, almost every news article about someone being killed by a drunk driver involved someone who has been caught multiple times before that. Some people have been caught 10+ times, some even lost their license, but still drive.

    I'd suggest: first minor (=1 beer too many, not more) offence means losing your drivers license, but with possibility to get a new license after a year and a thorough course. First major offence or second minor offence means lose drivers license for life. Being caught driving after losing your license lands you in jail for multiple years + forced rehab. Getting in an accident without deaths should be treated as attempted homicide. Getting in an accident with deaths should be treated as homicide.

    1. Re:How about no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How I wish we took dangerous driving as serious as this.

      Every 10 years, there's 10 times more cars on the road and only 2 times more roads to fit them. Eventually the roads will become overpopulated. Everyone's wondering, how are we going to accommodate all the drivers of the future?

      It's simple, really. Raise the bar. Make it so only the best drivers can use the road. Cause a major fuck-up with a car, just once, even as a teenager, get used to using your bike for the rest of your life. For those of us left with licenses, it'll be a smooth, cooperative and polite commute.

    2. Re:How about no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But but technology! It allows us to treat you like a criminal before you've done anything or even thought about doing anything! Why aren't you all just damn robots, it'd be so much easier to just shut you down.

  17. 65 million for a failed technology by kgroombr · · Score: 1

    When they "perfect" this technology, 99.9% of us responsible drivers will be forced to buy something we will never use, and drunks will still find a way to get around it.

    1. Re:65 million for a failed technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When they "perfect" this technology

      The "technology" to *very closely* approximate B.A.C from a simple breath sample has been around forever. The principle of operation is high school level chemistry. The technology to turn off the power to a starter motor or ignition coil is even older; it's called "an electronically operated switch". What you probably don't know is there's already dozens, if not hundreds of them in your vehicle operating reliably for the life of the vehicle.

      Alcohol interlocks are already standard court-ordered equipment in Australia for repeat drink driving offenders. We hear a lot about how they install them and I've heard complaints about how they're expensive to install and operate. The offender is made liable for the cost to install the unit and also the ongoing costs of returning it to base for log extraction and re-calibration.

      The log extraction and frequent calibration checks are because it's forming a legal record for the court, which can be used to imprison the offender if he/she attempts to operate the vehicle with any non-zero B.A.C even once or attempts to tamper with or circumvent the interlock.

      Take away the legal accuracy requirement and I imagine you could (if so disposed) roll these into vehicles today and not require more than annual calibration checks. You could easily just leave the logs in the device available post-incident and the calibration could be a simple 10k/6mo service point. So long as the unit erred slightly on the side of caution in its assessment there would be almost no liability to the manufacturer for inaccurate readings.

      , 99.9% of us responsible drivers will be forced to buy something we will never use, and drunks will still find a way to get around it.

      We're not trying to find a way to reduce drink driving to zero. We just trying to make the barrier to entry much higher. Most drink driving is opportunistic. I don't think that many people intentionally set out to drink for the purpose of being able to drive drunk.

      A good number of offenses are unintentional when some sap soaks up a couple and misjudges how long it will take to be sober again even if they make every effort to not drive for some period after drinking (not saying it's OK, BTW).

      I believe that an interlock of this type would prevent an enormous majority of drink driving offenses, even if a minority of habitual offenders do take steps to tamper with or disable the interlock.

      I have two issues with some kind of alcohol interlock.

      The first is the potential for abuse by marketing scum ("Joe likes his piss, let's advertise more alcohol to him while he's driving") and law enforcement ("Joe drove with a legal but non-zero B.A.C 10 times last month and he tried to drive with an excessive B.A.C twice so we should throw shit at Joe to see what sticks").

      The seconds is the potential for cross contamination by other drivers or occupants of the vehicle. If the system is using "ambient" breath or even readings from "contact" sensors what's to say a sober driver with a cart-load of drink friends will not be prevented from starting the vehicle. If the system requires blowing into a tube how do you prevent disease transfer in a shared vehicle? It's incredibly wasteful to have to change the mouthpiece every time.

      The third issue is more a safety issue. What should the system do if the vehicle was started and the driver "becomes" drunk for whatever reason (bad reading, started drinking after starting to drive, drunk passengers, whatever)? It can't allow the driver to continue but it also can't stop the engine or otherwise disable the vehicle because that might cause just as much destruction as drink driving would.

    2. Re:65 million for a failed technology by speedlaw · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of places in the world where a shut down could result in death. Once drove in a blizzard from Bozeman to Billing. My Passenger took it as a four beer ride....he cracks #3, the sensor smells the Busch, car shuts down ? Oh, it's a blizzard, you are 60 miles from any civilization, and about 10 degrees outside. It isn't all gridlock in LA.....

    3. Re:65 million for a failed technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      99.9% of us responsible drivers will be forced to buy something we will never use, and drunks will still find a way to get around it.

      You will 'use' it in the sense that it means you don't get killed by the drunk driver going through red at the intersection. Sounds pretty useful to me.

      As for 'drunks will find a way around it', most drunk drivers convince themselves they are safe to drive, so they won't be prepared for the car refusing to start. It would be quite impressive for a drunk person to bypass the interlock while drunk and unprepared.

      Anyhow, if it's all about 'mah freedums' then let the market decide. See what rates insurance companies will give on cars with and without this device.

    4. Re:65 million for a failed technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "technology" to *very closely* approximate B.A.C from a simple breath sample has been around forever.

      Yes, it has been around forever. And yet, it's still famously unreliable. So much so that any lawyer will tell you that if a cop wants to give you a breathalyzer, refuse and say you will only submit to a blood test.

  18. Wait I thought cars were going to drive themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait, I thought cars were going to drive themselves. This seems like a step backward.

  19. Needs improvement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Texting and driving causes more accidents than drunk driving. Can we invent a technology that stops drivers from using their phone? Most cars let you connect your phone to the car somehow anyway, just make the integration rat you out to the P.D. when it sees you texting while the vehicle is in drive.

  20. An expensive dumb idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Better for them to get it to drive you home automatically, or call someone sober to drive for you. The lockout is just petty, judgmental, and maternal.

  21. And for those who are stoned? by quonset · · Score: 1

    States which have legalized marijuana have seen increases in automobile accidents since legalization. Up to 6% more accidents.

    What about other drugs? Is this technology going to test for their presence as well?

    1. Re:And for those who are stoned? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      States which have legalized marijuana have seen increases in automobile accidents since legalization. Up to 6% more accidents.

      Yes, but cannabis-involved fatalities fell in at least one case. Cannabis may turn out to be like roundabouts, increasing the number of accidents but reducing the number of fatalities.

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  22. Both can be faked so easily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People can easily make their own fake fingerprints that will pass the test with no symptoms and on amazon you'll be able to buy a can of fake breath spray.

    If they can get it to perform accurately otherwise and it doesn't interrupt normal use though then I personally don't care. However it doesn't seem like devices themselves should enforce laws because extremists in a moral panic may seek to impose certain behaviors that may interrupt lawful use based on the purported importance of their cause.

    1. Re:Both can be faked so easily by speedlaw · · Score: 1

      However it doesn't seem like devices themselves should enforce laws because extremists in a moral panic may seek to impose certain behaviors that may interrupt lawful use based on the purported importance of their cause. you are my new best friend. Stealing this, it applies in SO many places

    2. Re:Both can be faked so easily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice, enjoy

  23. Lets see... by mrspoonsi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Non-drunk people in cold climates who are wearing gloves will have to take the gloves off to start the car? And what happens if you pickup 4 drunk people, I am sure there would be a strong smell inside the car, does the driver have a special pipe to blow in? This is a fail system.

    1. Re:Lets see... by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      ..yeah, what you said. There'd have to be an override for the detector so you can still have a 'designated driver', otherwise it becomes self-defeating very quickly.
      I really think this sort of thing needs to stay an as-needed installation for people who get a DUI, while at the same time strengthening existing DUI laws.

    2. Re:Lets see... by thegarbz · · Score: 0

      I know, and fully agree. And I can say this with authority from my armchair because I am an expert on systems I don't have any experience with! *I AM AN ARMCHAIR ENGINEER*.

  24. What about emergencies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I do not drive drunk or after drinking... but one time I did. My dad and me was out fishing and drinking. He had a stroke and I had to drive him to the hospital even though I had drunk more than a few beers. They were able to save him because I made it in to the hospital in time. Were we live an ambulance takes at least 60min to get here. Now I got him to the hospital in under an hour.

    I will never get any transportation that will decide for me whether I should drive or not.

    How many lives will this new life saver cost? How many rapes, assaults and kidnappings will it cause because the car decides you should not be allowed to flee a bad situation?

    1. Re:What about emergencies? by scamper_22 · · Score: 2

      This is a fair objection, and there are several more.
      I'm not an advocate of this law or anything,

      But these edge cases are nothing that can't be worked around. Just off the top of my head, one solution would be that even if the driver is drunk, the car would still start (maybe after a couple tries)?

      But while driving, maybe some lights keep flashing or the horn goes off continuously or something. Basically something to let people know you are driving in an emergency. If the cops see that, well you should be glad because you're obviously in an emergency and they can rush your dad to the hospital.

    2. Re:What about emergencies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cops aren't helpful in medical emergencies when they are already convinced they need to arrest someone:

          * Example 1
          * Example 2
          * Example 3
          * Example 4
          * Example 4

    3. Re:What about emergencies? by thegarbz · · Score: 0

      He had a stroke and I had to drive him to the hospital

      Fuck you for not calling him an ambulance. You put his life and others at risk.

    4. Re:What about emergencies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the leftists say your father should die, for the greater good! And I bet you your Father is a disgusting WHITE MALE! It's about saving the planet and the animals you NAZI!

      I just pray we have the freedom to avoid this int he future.

    5. Re:What about emergencies? by geekymachoman · · Score: 1

      To be honest, I drive better drunk than some people sober. I'm not driving "drunk" as in wasted, but sometimes i do have a beer or two, and drive home., but in some countries the limit is so low you can have a small beer and you will still be legally drunk, which is absolutely retarded. In these cases, I better drive drunk than my gf who just got her driving licence and is struggling to figure out where the car is on the road.

      I just want to say that "drunk" is relative. Bloke that drives for 40 years is better driving "drunk" than a beginner that got their driving license 2 months ago.

  25. Cell phones by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    More likely pot smokers are fooling with their phones or car electronics more carelessly and that is causing the accidents. Pot certainly is not making them into aggressive drivers; less stressed and worried by risks.

    Disclaimer: I've never tried the stuff.

    1. Re:Cell phones by quonset · · Score: 1

      Pot certainly is not making them into aggressive drivers; less stressed and worried by risks.

      Marijuana is a depressant. It dulls the senses and slows reaction times. In some people, marijuana has been shown to induce symptoms of paranoia as well as other conditions which can impair judgement.

      The results were clear: THC caused paranoid thoughts. Half of those given THC experienced paranoia, compared with 30% of the placebo group: that is, one in five had an increase in paranoia that was directly attributable to the THC. (Interestingly, the placebo produced extraordinary effects in certain individuals. They were convinced they were stoned, and acted accordingly. Because at the time we didn’t know who had been given the drug, we assumed they were high too.)

      THC also produced other unsettling psychological effects, such as anxiety, worry, lowered mood, and negative thoughts about the self. Short-term memory was impaired. And the THC sparked a range of what psychologists call “anomalous experiences”: sounds seemed louder than usual and colours brighter; thoughts appeared to echo in the individuals’ minds; and time seemed to be distorted.

    2. Re: Cell phones by CheshireFerk-o · · Score: 0

      "what we see here is an association between cannabis and paranoia. Experts generally agree that regular use of cannabis starting from an early age is an accurate predictor of later severe mental health problems, but what hasnâ(TM)t been established is whether the drug causes paranoid thoughts. Maybe people suffering from paranoia are more likely to start taking cannabis; or perhaps the drug use and the suspicious thoughts are independent consequences of another factor entirely"- from your 2014 paper link...

      Australia, of all places, developed a roadside saliva swab for thc levels. But most of our prisons are for profit...... So that's why you never heard of such things.... They don't want you to know. Being weed paranoid has kept alot of potheads out of jail. And then there's dumb fucks who shouldn't be allowed to have any thc due to lack of functioning brain cells.

  26. Emergencies by indytx · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That's just great. There's a forest fire or some other emergency, and I need to use my car, but I can't because it decides I've been drinking. Nice. Well, I had it coming.

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    1. Re:Emergencies by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      Make the system easy to override with the implicit knowledge that the system will flag your vehicle for a "probable cause" stop. If you happen to then pass by any law enforcement, you will be stopped and queried.

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    2. Re:Emergencies by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      If you're casually drinking while there's a forest fire about to endanger your life then it's not the automakers you should be complaining about. It's Darwin.

  27. Automakers? by Dan+East · · Score: 1

    Why would automakers want this? This sounds like something politicians and lawmakers want and are pressuring the auto industry to implement. From a purely financial standpoint, automakers make a lot of money off of drunk drivers. All those accidents result in lots of totaled cars that are replaced with insurance money. Looking at the DUI related stats, we're talking billions of dollars in losses each year because of this (although the majority of that would have to be medical expenses and liability type payouts - still, the fact is that cars are taken off the road because of these accidents, and they are typically replaced by insurance).

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    1. Re: Automakers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally except why would automakers want accidents? People won't buy their cars. Are you autistic and so desperately focused on the numbers on the dashboard that you can't imagine why an automaker would want this? Ideally you would want a car a pre-teen could drive in an emergency. Waiting patiently for your brain to show up. Ignore the TV.

    2. Re:Automakers? by kenai_alpenglow · · Score: 1

      Possible reason: More machinery in the car that all your competitors have to put in as well. Put a wrap-rate around it (remember, no competition here, so no reason not to) and more $$'s. Speculation, but wouldn't surprise me. If this thing has to be calibrated every so often, more $$'s for the service folks.

    3. Re:Automakers? by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      The reason is that safety features sell cars. Please like to feel safe and will purchase cars based on feature checklists.

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    4. Re:Automakers? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      To me, LACK of safety features sells cars. My ideal car? A 1990 Miata.

  28. Government wants total authority by WCMI92 · · Score: 2

    They are worse than Cartman in his wildest dreams.

    So they will hit you over the head with a sledgehammer.

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  29. Unwatned features adding costs by sinij · · Score: 2

    Instead, I think automakers should focus on producing cars that won't allow you to drive slower than traffic in the fast lane. This is much more prevalent problem.

    1. Re:Unwatned features adding costs by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Better idea, have cars that don't permit overtaking and then have an automated system that just releases a giant fist from the steering wheel and punches impatient gits in the face every time they feel the need to go faster.

    2. Re:Unwatned features adding costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I'd rather them design the car to detect when it has an impatient and reckless driver and drop itself to half the speed of traffic and stay at that low speed for a long time when it reaches the back-side of the car in front and starts tailgating or rapidly approaches a slowed or stopped vehicle (or just pull over somewhere and shut down and wait for an adult to show up and lecture the driver).

    3. Re:Unwatned features adding costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im 100% behind this technology

  30. No Sale by speedlaw · · Score: 2

    If you don't drink, you don't want to pay for a device that stops you from drinking and driving. If you do drink, even socially (no not face-down or all day every day) you aren't going to want a car to decide you can't go home. Breath machines in a police setting are calibrated, and not portable. They are expensive and must be used in a certain way by a trained operator to be valid (the roadside handhelds are NOT enough, which is why you are dragged back to the station to blow). Lastly, a cop breath machine lives indoors, not outside in a car that will see -15F to +120F parked outside-think Montana to Florida. I know this is MADD's wet dream, and they tend to get whatever they want, including mandatory attendance at a MADD presentation (for which the offender pays MADD) as part of your Court Sentence, but this is a bit too far.

    1. Re: No Sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would you suggest? MADD would rather you suffer through a dramatic presentation than have yet another death and a heartbroken mother. It's the overly toxic manly culture of saying you can hold your liquor to blame, not mothers. All this kind of talk is doing is to support that and that is a worthy goal no matter what ill-informed people may think.

    2. Re: No Sale by speedlaw · · Score: 1

      While I agree that ethanol and driving are not compatible, getting your private lobbying organization written into law, and providing a funding stream for your continued efforts, is wrong. Alcohol education ? Sure. Mandatory Drink-Drive course-yes. In car intoxilyzers ? Yes, for repeat offenders. Pay a private lobbying group ? Nope.

    3. Re: No Sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you really want to improve things, take your time, learn what's important and try to make the rules more nuanced over time. If you can't understand this (obviously you can't) then that will never happen - never - and its your own fault and you can go cry in a corner with the guys who speed through neighborhoods with little kids and act morally outraged if they get a ticket. I guess you want to be associated with those guys.

    4. Re:No Sale by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      If you don't drink, you don't want to pay for a device that stops you from drinking and driving.

      I know right! I also don't want to buy ABS, or a catalytic converter. *looks around*. Anyone? No one wants to sell me this? What regulations? What are you talking about, WHY ARE YOU INVADING MY FREEDOM|S> !@#!@#

    5. Re:No Sale by Megane · · Score: 1

      You know those silly back-up cameras that cars were required to have (thus increasing the sticker price yet a little more) because a few hundred idiot parents couldn't keep their children from playing behind cars in the driveway? Yeah. The difference is that it doesn't lock you out of driving your car when it fails. We can only hope that sanity will continue to prevail.

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  31. Optimist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The point is to force every one too buy a buy a new car with telemetry.

  32. Your right ends at my nose. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your right to swing your fist ends at the tip of my nose.

    Getting rear ended and having to miss work from the doctor visits and the pain and what have you just because some twit has to text or talk on their phones really sucks. And the one who was hit loses completely. Because after all the insurance and lawsuits, you're still damaged - you can't sue for your health back.

    All because some twit wants to use their "freedom" to text about some mundane bullshit. Or even talk. There is nothing so important that one has to talk while driving.

    And the parent's idea of freedom is really that of a two-year-old who wants to do whatever he pleases regardless of their affect on others.

    Oh and the rant on the seat belt laws ... the age old Libertarian argument. OK, you get in an accident while not wearing a seat belt then the insurance company doesn't have to pay for treatment of your injuries. You want to take personal responsibility;well have at it.

    I'd like to know why the parent is so obsessed with child sex dolls.

  33. How does it know... by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    ...if the alcohol is coming from the driver or a passenger? Can the air flow be controlled so precisely it can tell when there's a designated driver?

    1. Re:How does it know... by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      I am sure there would be backup methods (e.g. ambient false positive? blow into the tube. etc)

      I am also sure that the system would be trivial to defeat by most monkeys but the notion here is that a log would be kept and that log could be critical in determining the cause of a crash after the fact. It would also prevent some deaths so the end effect is that it is better than what we have now.

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    2. Re:How does it know... by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Or the driver's clothing, if they've had alcohol spilled on them?

  34. Auto-brewery syndrome by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Woman claims her body brews alcohol, has DUI charge dismissed (2016)

    [People with auto-brewery syndrime] can function at alcohol levels such as 0.30 and 0.40 when the average person would be comatose or dying.

    So what if I have this? I might be able to get my own car's interlock disabled, but I doubt I'll be able to drive a rental car, drive on the job, or drive a friend's car, even though I could drive one safely today.

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  35. Another thing to bust by kenai_alpenglow · · Score: 1

    All these ideas ("great" and "not-so") involve more gadgetry that can go wrong. In this case, potentially leave you stranded. Clutch interlock? Well now that's broken so I can't start the vehicle--even though I AM stomping on the clutch. Low tire-pressure? Well that's broke (or dead battery), so I've got this stupid idiot light on all the time even though the tires are fine. (And, no it's not worth $400 a pop to replace them--electrical tape is cheaper.) Now if this stupid gadget breaks or gives a bad reading, I'm stuck. Since I don't drink or loan my vehicle, it's of no use whatsoever.

  36. What? A hardware solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait - you're telling me there is currently no AI that can tell if a driver is drunk or impaired?

    I would think this would be in the wheelhouse of current AI technologies.

    A camera sure seems easier than breath or touch sensing.

  37. QI by esperto · · Score: 1

    I'll just leave this here, because this would be exactly what will happen QI S16E10

  38. Options by spinitch · · Score: 1

    Autos with can get lower insurance, other preferable treatment, higher speed limits, have an indicator so cops know which cars do not have. While some clever devious few will find a way to deceive most will benefit from compliance. There could be an over ride option for emergencies in which case someone not very drunk could initiate. An over ride siren and lights. Potential drunk behind the wheel. Drunk driving is a serious problem still. We share the roads. We expect pilots and air traffic controllers among others to be sober when entrusted with our safety, same goes for sharing the roads.

  39. zero-tolerance by epine · · Score: 3, Interesting

    He tells the Post that the interlock devices now available are zero-tolerance -- "if any amount of alcohol is present, they will lock you out".

    10 Ridiculous Instances Of Zero Tolerance In Schools — 10 October 2015

    In March 2013 at Park Elementary School in Maryland, an eight-year-old boy was suspended for ... biting his Pop-Tart into the shape of a gun.
    ...
    In 2010, a 12-year-old girl named Alexa Gonzalez was arrested for doodling [a short] message on her desk in green marker. ... Alexa Gonzalez was placed in handcuffs and marched out of school by police in front of her classmates and the staff of Junior High School 190 in Forest Hills, New York.
    ...
    In 2014, at Stuart Draft Elementary School, a fifth grader was told that she couldn't use ChapStick because it was considered a medication, and she would need a prescription. While most of us wouldn't see ChapStick in this light, the school district saw it differently.

    Now you don't always know the context behind these things, but there's clearly something wrong here. Bottom line is that this kind of thing is used to bully the population, and isn't that different in spirit from the Chinese Social Credit System.

    One day, someone is going to eat a vanilla-extract flavoured pancake, and then his wife is going to give birth halfway to the hospital, because his car refused to start, and then it will be on Fox News for weeks and weeks, because of how the New Left is now horning in on their traditional territory.

    'Secret' Nuclear Missile Launch Code During Cold War Was '00000000' — 5 December 2013

    According to Blair, the White House ordered the codes be installed in 1962 despite objections from the U.S. Strategic Air Command, which worried the extra layer of security would delay launching missiles in the event of an emergency.

    SAC was so concerned the car wouldn't start at the worst possible time, they effectively flipped the bird to the Commander-in-Chief behind his back.

    "The locks had been installed," recalled Blair, "but everyone knew the combination."

    Nothing like a zero-tolerance giggle (times eight) at Kennedy's expense behind his back.

    Rule Makers, Rule Breakers (2018) by Michele Gelfand.

    The military is the iconic example of tightness. ... "The military is like a machine built out of hierarchy," American marine Steve Colley told me in an interview in 2017. "And if you break the hierarchy, you're breaking the machine." ... "We have standards for things as seemingly insignificant as how we dress and as complicated as how to maintain the most advanced battle tank in the world," described James D. Pendry ... "Meeting seemingly insignificant standards is as important as meeting the most complicated ones—meeting one establishes the foundation for meeting the other."

    I get making a big deal out of the seemingly insignificant (even the Pop-Tart gun). But what goes under the name "zero tolerance" typically involves horrifically disproportionate responses, while all the people paid to be in charge wander around vacuously explaining that their hands are tied. Inevitably, some ridiculous outcome arises that is not a good look for the human species.

    1. Re:zero-tolerance by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      That is whataboutism at it's finest. I congratulate you good sir. You have successfully thrown straw man and slippery slope arguments in the same post. You get awarded no points in making an argument and we are all dumber now having read your drivel.

  40. Pranks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can see pranksters spilling alcohol on a driver seat of a car of somebody else. The poor soul will not be able to drive for weeks. Many detergents use alcohol as well. Better do not clean your car.

    The only way how this could work reliably is to take blood sample before each drive. People will call it a vampire car!

  41. Automakers want; I DO NOT WANT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A friend was given a pill at the hospital and had difficulty driving home so pulled over. A cop saw and stopped her, wrote her a ticket and she was required to have a breathalyzer in her car for a couple years.

    Fucking thing is faulty, sometimes she couldn't get to work because it was broken. That's fucked up, that's more than punishment!

  42. Car companies don't give anything for free by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    so just focus on the kinds of politicians who won't mandate the feature and you'll be fine.

    That's a little tricky though. What you've got to watch out for aren't bleeding heart liberals or puritanical right wingers, it's the corporatists. If the politicians do make these mandatory it won't be for safety, it'll be to line the auto company's pockets with extra cash from a useless "safety" feature.

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  43. Next up an air filter mask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That expels CO2 but filters alcohol

  44. Good luck with DIABETES drivers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They will be always instantaneously locked out from driving due to their heavy acetone breath.

  45. Drunk Driving is NOT #1 by bussdriver · · Score: 2

    Given how at least 40,000 die in the USA yearly and how we flip out over tragedies that amount to a rounding error... you'd think something would be done if any rationality was involved

    1) Drunk Driving is not the #1 cause. It's DISTRACTED driving. so now lets try to solve #4 rather than address the big elephant in the room?

    Require bluetooth linking that disables nearly all the phone's features. A century of cars without smart phones prove it's not necessary to use both. The brats can learn to sit in the car without it too (unfortunately the brats grew up into the largest voting block... and don't really care if a city worth of people die each year.) More punishment will not improve things so post-accident cell data won't help anymore than DWI testing has.

    2) Why can't the license BE the car key?? We already have phones paired as keys. Chip the licenses. Most the car key systems seem to get hacked anyway; may as well have 1 solid standard... you can't drive without a key and you are not supposed to drive without your ID on you! Cut down on pocket clutter. Your ID is the key; maybe even put your ID as a digital ID on your phone too. How often do you hear on the news the drunk was already suspended?

    3) Invest all that $$$ into helping self driving take off... better mass transit as well... car growth is out pacing road expansion. The 10 years a highway expansion plan takes to complete is undone by the 10 year growth during that period!

    4) mitigation. ROUNDABOUTS! save $, reduce fatalities, and can somewhat catch drunks.. deep grooves in the road edges that tend to rip off your wheels. more side ditches and tough plants (less grass.) How about proper city design going forward? no, politics are broken in the USA. unsustainable urban sprawl continues with zero thought allowed.

    1. Re:Drunk Driving is NOT #1 by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      (2) Because we really want a fucking car that phones home to the government to verify our license whenever we start it, so some filth in the government can keep a database of our exact location whenever we start a car. Fuck that idea with a power saw.

    2. Re: Drunk Driving is NOT #1 by orlanz · · Score: 1

      Source: CDC.
      - 9 deaths per day for distracted driving (that includes more than just texting)
      - 29 deaths per day for alcohol-impaired driving.

      Nuff said? And I am not even getting to the flaw of your logic of the whole "Why not attack both blah blah blah," counters.

    3. Re:Drunk Driving is NOT #1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have so many complaints and frustrations with driving, drunk or otherwise, I suggest you get the fuck off the road and let the rest of us drive instead. You are more than welcome to place your four recommendations and solutions squarely up inside your rectum beside your head.

    4. Re:Drunk Driving is NOT #1 by bussdriver · · Score: 2

      It does not need to phone home. Do you realize you have a black box in your car already which can be used against you after a crash?
      Do you realize your cell info tracks you already which can be used against you... it is already SOLD by your cell company, and some keep your whole history years back.
      Do you realize the DEA has been gathering plate scans from police nationwide and building tracking data for any car they pick up on a participating scanner?

      This is just an idea similar to the chip credit cards and RFIDs already in wide use set with a standard so any car could use them. Public key encryption would allow government to sign the ID and anybody to decode it to verify it's a real ID. The car could verify this; and a unique ID would be the key; which the driver Ids all have already printed upon them. This isn't tracking people; even so, it wouldn't be any more than your credit cards do... certainly less than the other methods already widespread.

    5. Re: Drunk Driving is NOT #1 by bussdriver · · Score: 1

      Depends on how you measure the stats:
      https://seriousaccidents.com/l...

      Not too interested in death counts so I didn't look for that statistic. Many possible outcomes are worse than death.

      FYI: I do not drink. Measures taken to combat the drunks haven't worked out and an expensive car add on to go wrong isn't going to fix that. Motivated people will get around it as easily as driving while revoked. Chinese hack devices from ebay will be out within a year... court-ordered add-on devices are really expensive and monitored but to mass produce a cheap alternative that is not monitored is not going to work.

    6. Re:Drunk Driving is NOT #1 by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Here's the thing about your examples...
      (1) Cell phones can be turned off or even left at home while going somewhere.
      (2) You don't have to use a crap card for most transactions -- you can pay good, old-fashioned dead-tree cash.
      (3) The "black boxes" generally record locally and need physical access to the car to retrieve data. Intrusive shit like OnStar isn't (at least presently) mandatory.

      I guess scanners run by pig departments are an issue, but they're not as common outside of big cities as you'd think.

      As far as your idea of a cryptographically signed ID, the car would know it was a signed ID. But how would it know whether the ID was stolen or revoked without phoning home to some agency or other?

    7. Re:Drunk Driving is NOT #1 by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The "black boxes" generally record locally and need physical access to the car to retrieve data. Intrusive shit like OnStar isn't (at least presently) mandatory.

      If there's some question about whether you are criminally responsible for the accident, then your vehicle will get towed to an impound yard whether you like it or not. Then they can read the PCM at their leisure. I imagine that there's some company they can send it to that specializes in having the right pigtails and scan tools to hook up to PCMs and pull data from them.

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    8. Re:Drunk Driving is NOT #1 by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Obviously, but the filth don't get to have this data unless there's an accident or your car is impounded. With a wireless license-checking system, the filth would have continuous access.

    9. Re:Drunk Driving is NOT #1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you realize the DEA has been gathering plate scans from police nationwide and building tracking data for any car they pick up on a participating scanner?

      *looks to 1999 vehicle*
      I have a black box?

    10. Re:Drunk Driving is NOT #1 by Cederic · · Score: 1

      1) Drunk Driving is not the #1 cause. It's DISTRACTED driving. so now lets try to solve #4 rather than address the big elephant in the room?

      Improving road safety isn't a linear single thread process.

      ROUNDABOUTS! save $, reduce fatalities, and can somewhat catch drunks.

      Can they fuck.

      deep grooves in the road edges that tend to rip off your wheels

      Oh. You actually WANT to cause accidents. Oh dear.

  46. Sounds like Theranos. by reanjr · · Score: 1

    This whole spiel makes them sound like Theranos. They're just making a cash grab from M.A.D.D. and related groups.

    1. Re: Sounds like Theranos. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's too bad theranos' investors didn't have the benefit of a whistleblower willing to take some very painful heat. Choose your investments carefully. No sympathy for greedy folks who disregard evidence for due diligence as plain as day right in front of them.

    2. Re:Sounds like Theranos. by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      If only ... having MADD go bankrupt would be a good thing. Maybe the US would be able to have some sensible alcohol laws without their Puritanical yammering, like setting the drinking age back to 18 in states that want it.

    3. Re:Sounds like Theranos. by PPH · · Score: 1

      like setting the drinking age back to 18 in states that want it.

      That's the wrong direction.
      Drinking: 21.
      Smoking: 21 (just passed in WA state).
      Semi-auto weapons: 21
      Pot: 21.

      Pretty soon.
      Voting: 21.
      Sign contracts: 21.
      Age of consent: 21.

      And kids have been asking for this. Who better to decide when they are not ready for something than a person that is self aware?

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    4. Re:Sounds like Theranos. by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Actually, some liberals are proposing reducing the voting age to 16. No one has proposed increasing it to 21. As far as age of consent, "Romeo & Juliet" aka safe-harbor laws are becoming more common, where if someone is under 18 but the age difference is small, they're not liable.

      Drinking, smoking, and pot being at 21 just speaks to both parties in the US having a lot of Puritanical shitstains in them.

    5. Re:Sounds like Theranos. by PPH · · Score: 1

      having a lot of Puritanical shitstains

      But it's the kids that are protesting. And then standing behind the governor, smiling when he signs the latest 21 year old bill into law.

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  47. Guilty Till Proven Innocent by sdinfoserv · · Score: 3, Insightful

    yet another expense dictated by the mast overlords proving
    1) Existing draconian criminal justice system is a complete failure
    2) nobody can give a drunk friend a ride home
    3) you can't wear too much perfume
    4) you just cant kill a bad idea
    rather than actually deal with emotional problems or have a public mental health system - lets remove more rights from people and force them to pay for unnecessary gadgets..

    1. Re:Guilty Till Proven Innocent by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      yet another expense dictated by the mast overlords proving

      Proving that Slashdot armchair engineers seem to know a lot about a random unreleased product. I'm reporting you to the police. Clearly you're leaking some company secret information here that hasn't been cleared for public release.

  48. How much does it increase vehicle cost? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1


    To win over consumers — and avoid the sort of outcry that occurred in the 1970s over an ill-fated ignition interlock intended to promote seat belt use — project officials say the built-in interlock has to be fast, precise and just about perfectly reliable in many different driving conditions. It also has to have safeguards against drivers who might cheat.

    It also can't increase the cost of a vehicle one dime. I don't drink. Unless I'm the driver I don't ride with anyone that has been drinking. I don't need to pay to have a useless, complicated, unreliable contraption part of my vehicle. What happens when this item malfunctions? Do I get to pay to have it fixed so that I can drive my vehicle?

    More and more I'm interested in buying used cars that are manufactured prior to complex systems that are useless to me.

  49. Fuel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So what happens when you spill a bit of E85 at the gas station and try to drive home? What happens if the idiot who got gas before you did and you stepped in it? Is getting fuel that may contain ethanol going to keep you from driving home?

  50. Human race very flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately the human race in many instances does not learn by example of things others do wrong. Alcoholism and drug addiction probably a big one. Too bad we can't so we can prevent all the nanny mentality going on. Staggering figure is that 10,000 more people have died per year of speed related traffic crashes so we can drive faster. So many stupid behaviors that human's can't seem to learn from.

  51. Luckily ... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    make a ... reading of every driver's blood alcohol content (BAC) level when the driver attempts to start the vehicle.

    It's called "drinking and driving" not "drinking and starting" so just remember to either (a) keep the car running before/while you drink or (b) start drinking after you start the car. Problem solved.

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  52. Actually you probably will be able to drive. by Maelwryth · · Score: 1

    There is always a work around (and what a great defence in court for drunk drivers,"The car started so I thought I wasn't drunk"). You would have to imagine that the car will work if there is a passenger that is drunk. Otherwise, how exactly am I supposed to responsibly catch a taxi?

    Toyota Hilux has a system where if you have something on the passenger seat and you go over a bump it occasionally registers that there is a passenger and starts beeping as the seat belt isn't done up. The easy fix for this is to leave the passenger seatbelt plugged in around the back of the seat. Perhaps a work around for this will be as simple engaging the passenger seatbelt, or opening the window, or breathing into a bag sober so you can use it after the pub, taping the sensor, getting someone else to breath on it, placing your dog on your lap, etc...

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    1. Re:Actually you probably will be able to drive. by mark-t · · Score: 1

      There is always a work around (and what a great defence in court for drunk drivers,"The car started so I thought I wasn't drunk"). You would have to imagine that the car will work if there is a passenger that is drunk. Otherwise, how exactly am I supposed to responsibly catch a taxi?

      Or slightly related to that, how can I be a designated driver for a group of friends that are drinking too much if I can't start my car when they are in it?

  53. If you build in a safety measure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And then it fails, you are liable. At present, automakers are not liable for idiots who drink and drive, as soon as they equip a vehicle with the aforementioned safety feature, they are liable. There is a lot of other data that can be grabbed by the same sensors as the alcohol effects measurements. If the allow data to be accessed remotely or wirelessly, how long till that data is used for something else or stolen? Probably about -2 seconds.

    Also, what happens when the system fails, does it fail open or closed? When the car stops fuctioning because it reads someones status as intoxicated, but they are not and they cannot get someone to required services, say a hospital, whois liable?

    Lots of liability, no upside unless they are going to sell the data gathered.

  54. A non-starter until AVs are here by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    This is a non-starter (pun intended) until we have autonomous vehicles. Then it might be reasonable to make you pass such a test if you want to drive yourself, otherwise the car does everything for you.

    Automakers don't give a shit whether such devices are deployed or not. If they are legally mandated, then there's no competitive drawback.

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  55. Defeated by hyperventilation and gloves by mark-t · · Score: 1

    You can defeat a breathalyzer by hyperventilating first, and of course if you are wearing gloves then it can't detect that you are drunk by touch either.

    Of course, hyperventilation does not make a person sober... it merely changes the amount of alcohol that will be detected in their breath alone... obviously a blood sample will still indicate the real blood alcohol level.

  56. Yet another complex solution .. by MpVpRb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ..with lots of unintended consequences
    So called "smart" devices are often really, really stupid
    Can a device like this work perfectly every time?
    What about edge cases, like escaping from a forest fire, earthquake of volcano?
    What about all of the complex failure modes I, or the programmers who create it, am not clever enough to anticipate?
    What if you are hauling cargo that gives off an aroma that triggers the unit?
    What if there is some scent in the air that triggers it, like a train derailment or pipeline leak?
    I would argue that it's impossible to make it work perfectly, and I strongly oppose the idea
    And no, I don't drive drunk or advocate drunk driving

    1. Re:Yet another complex solution .. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Can a device like this work perfectly every time?

      Doesn't need to. It's high time we remember driving is a privilege and not a right. Maybe if cars were less likely to start people would learn that and feel less like entitled gits when they get out on the road.

      After we solve that I'm keen to hear how we can fix Slashdot Armchair engineers who seem to know more about products that the people actually developing them. Or maybe you're actually working for the company. Has your local media group released you to share this confidential information? I mean random aromas, NO ONE would ever have thought about THAT.

  57. This idea should be strangled in its cradle by hyades1 · · Score: 2

    A friend of mine got convicted of drunk driving, and had to have one of these devices installed in her car for a year.

    They don't work.

    People who claim they do work are either idiots or paid liars who work for the companies supplying them. I spent most of that year waiting for a phone call to come and get her from wherever she happened to be when the device decided she had been drinking. On a couple of occasions, it would demand a random breath sample while she was driving (having decided minutes before she was fine to start the car and drive), and then it would knock out her ignition IN TRAFFIC! Another time, we ate a couple of pepperoni sausages at the local deli. The device decided pepperoni breath = drunk, and wouldn't let either of us start the car. On yet another occasion, it disabled the car and left her stranded on a major highway. The police arrived within minutes and gave her a breathalyzer test, which she passed with flying colours. So the cops stood there and watched while she blew into this fucking device and it said she was drunk.

    If I am forced to own a car that has something like this in it, I will find a way to disable it and escape the consequences (because you can bet your bum there will be consequences). But before things go that far, I hope enough drivers rise up in righteous wrath against this nonsense and summarily vote out legislators who allow cars equipped with such devices to be sold in their jurisdiction.

    And just for the record, the times I have come closest to being killed by a car involved drivers who were texting instead of paying attention to the road. I've seen drunk drivers. I've even phoned 911 on one. But statistically and anecdotally, they aren't the ones causing most of the carnage on our roads.

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  58. You need to write letters to both the... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Automotive companies and your political representatives surrounding exactly this, and publicize it so more people stand up and make their voices heard.

    For too long people have been going along with this crap. It is time to draw a line in the sand and then start putting it back to where rationality and responsibility belong.

  59. And don't forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't wear alcohol based aftershave.

  60. Accident avoidance by backslashdot · · Score: 1

    Why not build in accident avoidance features? Make it impossible to run a red light or blow past a stop sign. That alone and nothing else would prevent 1/3 of traffic accident deaths.

  61. That's it? That's the joke? by shanen · · Score: 1

    The only joke on this story? I was sort of hoping for at least one funny argument with the Hal-like car, trying to convince it that the driver is not actually drunk. "You're just overreacting to the Purel!"

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  62. Why not avoid the problem alltogether ? by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

    Why the hell would I want to pay an extra $$$$ for an option I will never have any need to use at all ?
    ( Subsidizing your drinking problem isn't on my list of things to accomplish in life )

    The cheaper method is to simply deny anyone who is convicted of a DWI / DUI from driving at all until they go through treatment ( at their cost ).

    Instead of adding some magical DUI sensing hardware, just put a card reader into the vehicle. Get in, insert Drivers License and the system will determine if you're allowed to drive or not based on what data is on your card. Too many points on your license or under a driving prohibition due to DWI / DUI conviction and the car simply doesn't start. ( give Uber or Lyft a ring )

    Get caught using someone else's DL to bypass the restrictions and your license is permanently revoked + jail time, while their license gets a suspension.
    ( Don't steal your friends shit lest you not remain friends for very long )

    If you want to get fancy, you can throw a fingerprint reader into the mix to ensure the prints contained within the card you have inserted match the drivers prints.
    ( Hell you can even lock the car to only a specific Drivers License and / or prints. )

    Theoretical ideas only, I'm sure there are lots of problems with them.

    or

    Instead of wasting the time and money on this, why not put it into the self driving car problem ?

    Over time, as the SDC replaces the traditional cars, the entire DUI / DWI, distracted driving, speeding, congestion, asshole-in-a-car problems will go away on their own. Folks will pretty much just be along for the ride.

    1. Re:Why not avoid the problem alltogether ? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Fuck self-driving cars. Fuck having to scan your papers every time you drive a car, and have it phone home for validation, probably sending your location. Leave things as they are as far as driving. Concentrate on getting alcoholics the treatment they need (health care). Use compassion, not intrusive technology that rapes everyone's privacy rights.

  63. What does the left have to do with this? by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    This seems like a mega corp adding features to sell, probably because they think they can go to the government, give a few Senators some cash, and get a law passed. You do realize it's the left that would shut that kind of thing down? You do realize that the sorts of zero tolerance things you're railing against (like, say, mandatory sentencing, asset forfeiture, going to jail for years for a bit of pot or even some coke) are deeply opposed by the left.

    I'm so damn sick of folks saying "The Left" when what they really mean is "People I don't like". If you directed your ire at the people actually pushing the things you hate you'd be on the left.

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  64. Complaining and Pranks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While all you guys rightfully complain about your loss of ability to accidentally kill people or be killed (I don't fully agree with the requirements and I even had a drunk driver crash into my driveway), I'll be laughing all the way to the bank. Now is the time to establish a canned air company. Any sensor like this can be tricked unless they go about it in some crazy expensive way.

    You can bet every time the system fails during an emergency the auto companies will be sued. It'll could also be a great way to prank and rob people. See a car with its windows down? Squirt some type of alcohol paste on the sensor or block the sensor. Then leave or wait for the person to trap themselves in their car.

  65. This isn't a slippery slope; it's a cliff by mschuyler · · Score: 0

    I'm amazed there is not more outrage at this idea. People are actually saying this is a good thing? It is not that there are all sorts of technical problems with implementing such a system, all sorts of situations, what abouts, etc. Those are all trivial. And no, no one wants people driving drunk. But there is a single overwhelming problem here, and that is that

    YOU ARE GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT.

    Doesn't that concern anyone here?

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  66. The obligatory horror movie scene by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    The damsel-in-distress is trying to get away from the axe murderer and jumps into a car with this technology. Little does she know that the aforementioned axe murderer slipped an alcohol swab through a slightly open window thus thwarting her attempts to start the car and get away.

  67. The Freedom to Drive while Intoxicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you can get the technology to work reliably, this would be great. Saves lots of lives in the aggregate and as the owner of your car, it also protects your investment. It also helps that friend of yours who got a DUI by keeping him from getting that DUI in the first place. Which, btw, also saves you either money or valuable resources (court and police time) that you have to spend every day because people make dumb decisions.

    And those dumb decisions aren't ones that there's a strong argument people should have the freedom to make.

    What freedom is it taking away? The freedom to drive while intoxicated?

    If you design it right, it makes sense.

  68. Designed to fail by fox171171 · · Score: 1

    I don't drink, nor does my wife, so paying to have one of these things in my vehicle will never help anyone. So paying to have it, and paying to maintain it are not pleasing ideas to me.

    I have had a number of experiences with things that were engineered to not work (DRM generally speaking). On several occasions, they did what they were designed to do. Not work. All false positives.

    Not being able to watch a movie or play a game that I paid for were merely annoying inconveniences.

    A vehicle not working when you need it could range from annoying to disasterous (life threatening on rare occasions).

    It may not start out that way, but what are the chances in the future of these things not reporting to police and insurance companies? Just what I need. Not only does a false positive keep me from driving, I get a fine, points off my license, and my insurance goes through the roof. No trial, just labeled guilty by a faulty machine.

    Could be great fun for hackers too.

    Do not want.

  69. Your Car Requires a Subscription by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your car requires a $80 /month subscription for safety and security updates. You may cancel this service, but your vehicle will not be usable until it is resumed.

  70. What if you're driving your drunk friend home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oops! It can't distinguish his breath from yours.

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  72. New investment opportunity by Macdude · · Score: 1

    With this coming out I'm investing in charcoal filter masks now, I'm going to be rich!

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