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Virtual Models Come To Life

K. turned us on to this one: an announcement by Elite, the world's largest model agency, about a new division they've set up that supplies nothing but computer-generated models. Plastic surgeons may be in trouble if this catches on, but we all knew it was inevitable. The idea has been an SF staple since the 1930s, but this is the first time that computer-generated, animated models have been offered by a big-time modeling agency as a serious alternative to real, flesh-and-blood (and silicon) supermodels. I'd go into more detail, but you can get it all by going directly to the press release.

177 comments

  1. Lara will NEVER look real by skajohan · · Score: 2
    Of course, Lara doesn't look real enough yet, but that is because the technology needs to be upgraded a few notches first.

    Ehm, lack of technology is not the reason Lara looks unreal.
    She'll never look real until the "artists" or whatever are given some education in human anatomy.

    Don't hate the media, become the media.

    1. Re:Lara will NEVER look real by Danse · · Score: 1

      Why needs human anatomy? Get a good plastic surgeon and you don't have to worry about what real people look like.

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  2. Women's feelings by Kaa · · Score: 3

    I know there are plenty of Women who bemoan the fact that they "don't look like the models do". How are they going to feel when the models are computer generated and may have anatomical configurations not even possible in real life? In the computer they can tweak everything, muscle tone, body fat, hell they can even tweak gravity if they feel like it.

    Women will deal with it exactly like they deal with the rest of real life. Are you telling us that extra-beautiful is bad because it may make some people have lower self-esteem? So what? If they have a problem with that, they should go to a shrink and sort out the insides of their heads. Not to mention that too-beautiful-to-be-real women have been around for ages. Should women have fits because they don't have the eyes of Boticelli's Venus? or the smile of da Vinci's Mona Lisa? or the body of Goya's Maja? What about the Vargas girls (Playboy 1960-70s)?

    To continue this line of reasoning shouldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger be prohibited from public appearances because 99.99% of male population has nothing like his physique? Shouldn't we prohibit Ferrari and Lamborgini to make cars because the same 99.99% of population cannot afford it? Should we ban the TV show "The lifestyles of rich and famous"? (actually, the answer to the last question is 'yes', but for different reasons).

    Nobody is perfect. If seeing perfection gives you psychological problems, it's your problem -- fix your head.

    Kaa

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    1. Re:Women's feelings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have never been a sysadmin.

      TEACHING COMMON SENSE?!?!?!

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    2. Re:Women's feelings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think if women are physically sick (anorexia, bulemia)(don't mind the spelling) then we should maybe help 'em out a bit, no?

      I have no problem with using _real_ women as models... I've been dating them for years. :)

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    3. Re:Women's feelings by Junta · · Score: 1

      Fascinating point, but I'd wager you are a guy, I am too, but I am a bit more sympathetic. The comparison between Arnold Schwarzenegger and female models is a bit unfair. We guys hold women up to a different standard than women hold men. We have the unfortunate innate tendency to hold female beauty a bit too highly with respect to other qualities. When we aren't the ones GETTING the problems, I don't think we have room to say that the problems are silly.

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    4. Re:Women's feelings by bnenning · · Score: 1

      I partially disagree. Most women I know rate a male's physical appearance as at least as important as men rate womens'. I think there are two main reasons why women tend to be more obsessed about it:
      1. Men will more freely admit that they consider beauty important than women will.
      2. There is more of a universal standard for female beauty. I've seen women I know argue about whether Leonardo DiCaprio/Brad Pitt/etc are or are not attractive. But it's probably very difficult to find a guy who doesn't want Cindy Crawford.

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    5. Re:Women's feelings by Attack+Samoyed · · Score: 1

      Well I would have to disagree that either of your
      2 points are essential.

      firstly, while the media might portray a model as
      being *right*, the simple fact is that guys
      actually prefer women with a more rounded figure
      and a general feeling of warmth. And it doesn't
      matter what men expect on a date, as soon as she
      looks at him that way, then it's all over,
      appearances go out the window.

      secondly while perfection is relative, it's not
      relative to what the media says, it's relative
      to the childhood of the person. This applies
      to males and females.

      If you're looking for real answers, then the best
      place to start is the mirror, because that's
      where you'll end up in the long run.

      cheers
      Greg

    6. Re:Women's feelings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank heavens we don't yet have a Handicapper General.

      Aye. I don't have the physique of Ahnold, but -- why should I care? I'm not a 120# weakling (more like 145# at 5'5), in any event... and my self-impression is based more on my capabilities and actions than appearance. If a whole segment of society bases their self-worth on appearance, then obviously superficiality is being drilled into them -- and that bodes ill for everything, ranging from how they think to how they vote.

    7. Re:Women's feelings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beauty may be a factor, but I gotta *respect* the gal, as well. A beautiful neo-Marxist spouting off about redistribution of the wealth, "for the children", and thusly refusing to *think* is only going to piss me off in a very big way. There's gotta be respect in there, and obsession about self-image or societal standing isn't exactly helping.

    8. Re:Women's feelings by kcsmiff · · Score: 1

      > firstly, while the media might portray a model
      > as being *right*, the simple fact is that guys
      > actually prefer women with a more rounded
      > figure and a general feeling of warmth.

      I've seen a few descriptions of some posters' ideas of what "more rounded" and "normal" figures are. From conversations of this type I've had in the past, I fear that 'more rounded and normal' means Cindy Crawford as opposed to Kate Moss. Cindy Crawford is extremely well rounded, she has wonderful curves, and just about anyone can admit she's a beautiful woman. But she's hardly 'normal'.

      Someone once told me that gabrielle reese was an example of a woman who's more normal than supermodels.. Gabrielle is at least 6 feet tall and has rock-solid muscles, again not what I'd call 'normal'.

      In my experience, the 'normal' woman is about 5'3, 150-160 pounds. That's actually not very heavy, believe it or not.

      To get back on topic, the whole 'cgi model' thing scares the heck out of me, no matter how good the rendering is on the clothing. It's bad enough to hear about cindy (or how she hates to have pictures taken of her from behind because she thinks her butt's too big), even worse for young girls to feel like they have to compete with a 'woman' whose appearance can improve with a few minutes of photoshop.

      I hope I don't have any daughters, or if I do, I somehow am able to raise them so that they are self-confident. Not sure how to do that :-)

    9. Re:Women's feelings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem isn't the public schools, or even the entertainment industry. The problem is that these people are surrounded by such *idiots*.

      Meaningful tip: Mocking your girlfriend around your friends, the same people you blather about T&A with, in mixed company, is stupid. Talking in explicit detail about what you'd like to do to Bridgit Fonda, with your girlfriend present, is stupid. Being surprised when your girlfriend takes this personally... well, you get the idea.

      It's really not the fault of the supermodel here. Nor, in this case, is it the fault of the computer images. It's the fault, if any, of a few idiot humans, as usual.

    10. Re:Women's feelings by Danse · · Score: 1

      Great. Maybe women will learn not to go out with such shallow guys. Then perhaps the divorce rate will begin to come down. Bummer for lawyers.

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    11. Re:Women's feelings by konstant · · Score: 2

      All this self-righteous talk about "choice" and "perfection" utterly miss the mark. Let's not forget two essential points:

      1) the feminists are actually trying to protect the right of normal women to choose what they consider is beautiful. When the male and femal population are both inundated with images of a certain type of woman, and both are told millions of times without variation that this sort of woman is beautiful, women suddenly are robbed of that choice. Bizarre as it is, men begin to expect Cindy Crawford (or the latest porn star, you guys) in every woman they date. When they don't get it (surprise!) both the man and the woman are dissatisfied and ultimately the world is a shittier place to live in.

      2)"Perfection" is relative. These days, the "choice" hounds on this board don't get a say in what perfection means. I don't get a say, you don't get a say. Who does? The "women's" mags, TV, and movies. They have the money, so naturally they want to protect it. How better to protect their perfectly sculpted asse(t)s than to ensure there is always a very small number of "perfect" women in the world? I should think that on /. of all places, there should be no need to explain the workings of monopoly.

      -konstant

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    12. Re:Women's feelings by Danse · · Score: 1

      Seems to me like a lack of decent education and a lack of perspective on life. If your whole world revolves around being pretty, to the point where you would harm your health, then you have a problem. Maybe if people weren't put in public schools where every day is a popularity contest/beauty pagent, perhaps things would be different.

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    13. Re:Women's feelings by Danse · · Score: 1

      Being an idiot could be attributed to poor education. :) Perhaps I should be more specific. Instead of just teaching the R's, maybe we should be teaching (obviously un)common sense. We should be teaching more about people and how we can make things better by not acting like idiots quite so often. When I think of my education, I don't really think so much about what I learned in school, but more about the things I learned from reading books (both fiction and non) and other stuff that isn't taught in school.

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  3. Re:this will redefine/destroy perception of beauty by Junta · · Score: 1

    It may make a change, but probably not for the better... Sure people could interact *online* in that manner, but when you get down to it, if people get interested they will want to meet in person, and with higher expectations of what the other should look like. I see this as furthering the phenomenon of (especially women) looking at what the society creates as beautiful (and in this case, potentially more impossilbe to reach) and have self-esteem dashed more...

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  4. Why, oh, why? by gas · · Score: 1

    Why should that matter at all? I've never understood the point in outlawing child porn just for being child porn. If pedophiles wants to watch child porn, why should anybody care? As long as they don't rape children in order to produce it! Wich is definetly not the case with cartoons and computer animations.

    This is what they did here in Sweden just a few months ago. They even changed the damn constitution so now we officially have censorship! (Even the so called liberal party voted for it. The only ones voting against it was the traditional right party. Just shows again (surprise) that all they care about is the power.)

  5. My apologies. by Rherndon · · Score: 1

    Rko said:"I don't feel that gender has anything to do with competance."

    You're right. I'm sorry I made a gender bias comment.

    I do think trend-setting as a career goal is lame, though. Having a trend develop out of a creative endeavor is great. Declaring something a new trend just to get attention is weak.

  6. Re:CGI? by EEPROM · · Score: 1

    Computer Generated Imagery

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  7. There will still be lots of variety by ja · · Score: 1

    I for one will impersonate meself as a dirty old man on crack. Or perhaps add an extra head or two :)

    cu there / jens

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  8. Re:I Was a Teenage Modeling Student by Atomic+Frog · · Score: 1

    Well, yes I agree the "little kids" should stop trying to measure up to the super models.

    However, I don't know where you live, but size 14 is average? Not in this part of the world!

    I don't have any female friends which are over size 12 and most are around size 6-8. That would include my sister, my cousin, my g-friend, etc. So I know DARN WELL what they eat, which is A LOT! My sister and my g-friend especially continually graze all day and any given meal, they'll be able to wolf down as much as I can. And that is a lot!
    (No, they don't really work out either).

    Ranges around 5"-5"4 checking in at 100-120lbs is the norm here.

  9. W0m1n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First off, I think these w0m1n are beautiful! Capitalism is not for the sqeamish, boys and girls, and the dream/nightmare of virtual flesh is going to happen simply because the economic forces in favor of it happening are overwhelming.

    Perception is reality and most of the tech-blinded /. followers have no idea what that implies and what the stakes really are.

    Looking for a preview of the new world? Forget Gibson's "Idoru" and forget Stephenson's "Snow Crash". Try instead Cronenberg's "eXistenZ".

    1. Re:W0m1n by asullivan · · Score: 1

      In "W0m1n" (by Anonymous Coward) on Thursday, we saw

      Looking for a preview of the new world?

      One thing that will remain, at least, in the "new world" is the continuous fruitless prognosticating of doom- and brilliance-sayers, telling us that things in the future will be such-and-thus.

      There is nothing about a technology which is inherently evil or good. Of course, since people are, mostly, venal and distasteful, the results of most technologies will be (or, to keep with the empiricist theme here, have ever been until the present) mostly bad. So what? Humans are nasty? Big surprise!

  10. All CG child porn. No kids involved so it's legal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's put freedom of the press to the test!

  11. Re:Beautiful bods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I tend to agree. Most people in my family are not perfect (all are nearsighted, some asthma, essentially everyone is or can be an alcoholic) but we all (and this is father's and mother's sides) have very stong bones, low blood pressure, decent smarts (out of a family of four kids, all of us were 180+), and fast reflexes. That is nice. All of us have superorbital ridges that you can rest a pencil on and one eyebow, but I think that that is OK (of course, my sisters are less pleased, but you would never know). Of course, half Irish and half Canadian French, there is, like I said, just a wee bit of drinking, but that is one of the things that I will want fixed with my kids.

    I think that you are right on the money. I would like better eyes, and hope that I can get a custom-grown pair in ten or fifteen years -- this won't just be for better babies.

    And I would have to disagree -- DARK eyes and hair. Of course, tall, dark, and tempermental does describe my wife, so perhaps I am biased! Never understood the blond/boobs thing ...

  12. Re:The media *is* blamed for people's self esteems by DrMazz · · Score: 1

    Feminists ranting about models implicitly take a position that "if I cannot be as beautiful as that model, then that model has no right to be beautiful at all, or at the very least she should hide her beauty and not annoy me by reminding me of my imperfections".

    With all due respect, I think the statement above is a simplistic and tenuous generalisation. I believe most feminists would not be comfortable with the "implicit position" you assign to them. I would imagine most would say that their ranting is mostly at the presentation of the tweaked images of models as if they were the real thing, and/or the implicit value placed on "beauty" rather than the other aspects of women, and the follow-on effects of that in society and personal relationships.

    When you have people (especially impressionable young people) viewing these images and comparing to their own image in the mirror, the implicit assumption is that those images are "reality" and attainable. They are not - as any half-decent amateur photographer, or anyone who's played with Photoshop for 5 minutes will know. Failing that, take your closest "normal looking" female friend to a glamour photographer and be prepared to be surprised at the images that result. The image in the mirror is very rarely anything like the image on the page or screen - even for those "supermodels".

    If feminist ranting about models is based on this sort of reasoning, I think it's perfectly defensible. Their argument is firstly more about the disingenous presentation as reality than about the "fact" that the models in question are more beautiful on some measure than the feminist in question. It is secondly about the whole beauty-as-measure-of-worth thing that is implied (or perceived to be implied) by the whole model/glamour/beauty business.

  13. Re:Thanks guys, but it's a bit more complex. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You might just have heavy bones. I am really not kidding -- that and muscles will do it.

    I am (a man) 6'0" and weight 220lbs. I have a 32" waist. I do not see myself as large, neither do most people, my stomach is flat, but I weigh what I weigh. My brothers are the same -- skinny as a snake on a diet, 6'3" and 240 or so and 6'6" and very thin and 265-270. All of us lifted, all of us are of Irish extraction (Boston). All of us are just fine. I asked our family doctor a few years ago about this and he said that he had noticed that people from some ethnic groups (Irish, mostly, and black people) just will always weigh more and that it is not indicative of any sort of problem. When I went to school across town, I though that the chicks I was dating were lying about their weight -- they seemed too light. They weren't. Big Irish girls were just, well, big. They weighed more. You grow up doing sports, especially lifting, and you notice that stuff -- it helps in that you remember shoe sizes for gifts, too, of course. All the girls were too light, and some of them weren't thin (no, supermodels don't go to MIT).

    I went back home afterwards, then got a house when I did my Masters, dated the same sorts of girls, and noticed that they were, again, not fatter or thinner, but they were heavier. So there is that.

    Body fat is more of an issue that weight as such. Not to be pedantic, but the weight norms have needed to be revised for 30 years and depend a great deal on a person's genetic makeup. One of my girlfriends was 6'2" and 145. She ate more than I did, never gained an ounce, and I could put my middle finger and thumb around her wrist. No, she wasn't using her trigger finger. She was (and is) healthy as a horse. She was definitely "underweight" for her height. My present girlfriend is 5'11" and probably 180. You would never, ever know it. She is big-boned and used to swim compeditively and is still, via swimming and aerobics, just one large muscle. She is allegedly overweight. And both of these women have been close to 13% body fat and have suffered no ill effects (no missed periods or other plumbing problems). I have tended to think for a long time that being in good shape is a better indicator of health and that weight and body fat is too crude for anything other that gross determinations of fitness (i.e., you can say that someone who is 5'6" and 300 lbs is not OK, but it is harder to say more than that).

    Anyway, I wouldn't worry. As long as they are tall, who cares about how much they weight! Big girls are great!

  14. Re:CG vs. CGI by Stephen+Williams · · Score: 2

    For what it's worth, I met "CGI" as a abbreviation for "Computer Graphic Images" (or something like that) years before I met it as an abbreviation for "C(omputer?) Gateway Interface". I think the first time I saw the term "CGI" was referring to the visual effects in Babylon 5.

  15. fucking pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is sad, in the original sense of the word.

  16. Re:CG vs. CGI by Zack · · Score: 1

    I belive CGI is useg here to refer to "Computer Generated Image"... Yeah, the use of acronyms can be confusing...

    Well.. it's good to see that no matter what, the fasion industry will be dominated by silicon...

    "From small chips, to big tits... silicone is really great!"

  17. But can you fuck them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If not, then there is no point. Might as well head back to one of the generic asian schoolgirl sites. *again*. sigh...

  18. Re:CGI Arnie... by Junta · · Score: 1

    I think the reason people don't talk about men self-esteem as much as women is that women are affected more by it. Sure guys sometimes have problems, or are a bit envious of the people on tv, but women are worse off in this respect.

    For one, notice on tv, that there are quite a few guys who I would not think would be considered that attractive. However, it is far more rare for an unattractive women to get anywhere in showbiz.

    For another, the way a man looks is less important to women than the way a woman looks to men. I think we can pretty much accept this as truth. Not saying that women never look at looks, just saying that it impatcs them less. That's just the way society has developed through the years. Certain reasons as to why this has developed go through my mind, but I won't waste space with them because I figure people can think about it and form the hyopthesis on their own..

    And I am a guy, and I was just speaking from my own observations, like how I know guys who have a bit of a gut and when someone taunts them they will stick it out further and laugh, while I don't know a single woman who'd NOT be hurt by a comment like that...

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  19. Re:CG vs. CGI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Computer generated images, from what I heard.

    Personally I hope they go through with it and don't bother to "leak" that it's a computerized piece of visual fiction until a few years down the road when a bunch of people have already made idiots of themselves. Publishing a fictitious address and allowing "her" to be stalked is also an intriguing idea. Better still, have "her" come out as a lesbian.

    Getting a lot done at work today, I am.

  20. Re:CG vs. CGI by Junta · · Score: 1

    I always understood CGI as meaning Common Gateway Interface in the manner you refer to it.

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  21. Re:CG vs. CGI by Roblimo · · Score: 1

    I avoided this problem in the story (above) by spelling out "computer graphics." If I had used an abbreviation it would have been "CG" to avoid confusion with "the other CGI."

  22. Re:CG vs. CGI by Roblimo · · Score: 1

    I avoided this problem in the original posted story (above) by spelling out "computer graphics." If I had used an abbreviation it would have been CG to avoid confusion with "the other" CGI.

  23. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Virtual crackers, that is...

  24. Re:The "average woman" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone in my family is overweight. They are dying awfully close to 100 these days. My great uncle was the most recent one to go -- my grandfather was an "oops child" in 1914 and was the only one born in this century -- four years ago at 100. He was a good 40 lbs too heavy. He had been a good 40 lbs too heavy for 80+ years.

    I am probably 20 lbs too heavy. I need to go back to working out because of my back -- if I don't keep the abs up, the back goes. But the weight doesn't worry me.

    But 5'11" sounds yummy. I have always preferred tall women (I am 5'11" too). There is just something nice about not having to sit on a footstool to look someone in they eye!

    If you want to drop some weight, do the following:

    1. get a young large dog
    2. take dog to park
    3. try to keep up with the dog
    4. meet chicks and lose weight

    Seems like that would work for you too!

    Lease runs out in November, I already have the house picked out, and I will be visiting the pound for a pair of happy big dogs right after. Damn -- I like tall women, but dogs that you can wrestle with are right after than. Then perl, of course.

  25. Not sure by cr0sh · · Score: 1

    if this is what you mean, 'cause I haven't gotten to Neal Stephenson's stuff yet (so faaar behind in my reading)...

    I came across a piece of software at Fry's the other day called "Face3D" or something like that - basically, it allowed you to take a couple of pictures of your head (front and side shots) and make a 3D model with your face mapped on...

    Now, of course, this was all for Windoze shit - but anyhow, the resulting head texture would have been symetrical - so it probably wouldn't look totally correct. Couple this with an age morphing filter of some sort.

    It is also possible to take a scan of your face and crop it to fit to a Poser model's head (for Poser 3, I think - the older Poser software didn't have enough resolution for the maps to handle it properly). Some guy did this not too long ago - check out my links for more info (in another earlier posting).

    This whole virtual character thing makes me think of things like "Running Man", where they faked the video of the main character (played by Arnold) doing something real notorious to get him into the "game" (can't remember if it was the same in the short story or not). I would imagine we are close to the day where we could do this now (maybe not real time, but in the studio)...

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  26. Re:I Was a Teenage Modeling Student by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps she is from Minnesota.

    In Houston, I would say 5'6" would be 135lbs, but that would be women my age (30). The weight does settle after 25, it seems.

    For 5'11", I would think 155 or more. My present SO is 5'10" and 145, but she is thin.

    Of course, there are exceptions -- a friend's wife is 5'6" and 95-98 lbs, and she eats as much as me (I am a 6'1" man, and 220lbs). She just has a killer metabolism -- really, if she misses a meal she starts to look a little gaunt.

    Perhaps our kids can all have that metabolism. Hmmm...menukidconfig?

  27. Not that great... by Kento · · Score: 1

    the colors are off, and everything else is kinda too "perfect" to look real - not bad, but it still looks *really* fake

    1. Re:Not that great... by Psiren · · Score: 1

      They'll get better as time goes by. At least we stand more of a chance of dating one of these than we do a real model... ;)

    2. Re:Not that great... by grndcontrol · · Score: 1

      I realize that a lot of people will probably think that the model industry will abuse this new found power of total control over the dimensions and proportions of the human form to raise societies standards of beauty to whole new level of unapproachable perfection. Which will probably spawn a whole generation of self-loathing teens that refuse to eat and hold little value for things not superficial. While that may be true, we're gonna need new designers first. I'm not talking about the technology either. I'm referring to the aesthetics used to craft these digital hags. Am I the only one who doesn't find these "girls" very attractive? They're a little hefty and awkward. By the way, the fashion industry obviously doesn't need digital vixens to warp people's minds, the fact that I don't find these digital models hot-to-trot is probably proof enough of that.

    3. Re:Not that great... by mtm · · Score: 1

      Agreed. But, of course, this is just the beginning. What's important is all the potential uses of a digital model. If you can create a popular model, the profit potential would be huge!

      BTW, the site was /.ed almost immediatly. Gee, a site announcing that digital women have arrived and it gets /.ed. What are the odds?

    4. Re:Not that great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "too perfect", I don't think is the right phrase. Oversimplified is better. The models lack details that make it look right, such as skin pores to create a good texture.

      I also think that the muscle structure in the arms and legs isn't completely perfect.

      The rendered girl from the FF movie looked much more believable.

  28. Re:The "average woman" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting. One of my dating rules is "never date women who don't think that wrestling with a friendly Lab or Rottie is lots of fun." Screens a lot of the weirdos out, too. After all, who doesn't think that a big, wiggling good dog is cute? If they don't like my fuzzy kids, what will they do to real ones? And who likes "cat people" anyway (oooooh, I can hear the flames now)(clue:that last comment was a gratuitous troll).

    My GF says "If I can't reach down while standing and pat the dog on the head without bending down, it is a rodent, not a dog." No, you can't have her, she's mine.

  29. Re:I Was a Teenage Modeling Student by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn -- now I have to clean Dr. Pepper off of the Trinitron.

    Yes, some of the women up there can be a little ... full figured. I could adjust. But they are pretty.

    Spent some time in Norway (long story, contract position, actually used the JD I got for the first time). I was a kid in a candy store. Now, like (apparently) a lot of posters, I prefer a women with actual meat on her bones -- I find it disconcerting to see ribs. I like models because of the height, but the bones, no. I don't want someone who would need two trips to haul ass, but the rib thing ... if I wanted a fourteen year old boy, I wouldn't be dating a woman. Anyway, Norway and Sweden reminded me a lot of Minnesota, but with thinner women. My productivity was affected.

    Tall women out there: be happy, stop hunching. When you hit 40 and you are carrying an extra few pounds like your short friends, you will have someplace to put them, and they will just be short and fat. heh.

  30. Lara by Gery · · Score: 1
    I guess, this would be something for Lara Croft. *grin*

    Did you know that there is a video of a german band ("Die Ärzte") where Lara is playing a major role (beside the musicians)?

    Go Lara, go!

    Gery

    --
    The answer is yes, me.
  31. Finally. by styx242 · · Score: 1

    A beautiful model you can shut up with a mouse click. I will be curious to see what companies use them tho, besides videogame co's and their Laura clones.


    --
    my cats breath smells like cat food.
  32. GPL by euroderf · · Score: 3
    We want source files.

    Hackety-hack ...

  33. Re:Beautiful bods by Talisman · · Score: 1

    "And I would have to disagree -- DARK eyes and hair."

    I was using lightly-colored eyes as a mere variable, not necessarily the desired choice. Personally, I prefer brown eyes even though I have blue.


    Talisman

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    "Study your math, kids. Key to the universe." -The Archangel Gabriel
  34. And then there's Anime by oni · · Score: 1
    The Japanese have always been way ahead of the US in depictions of virtual women. They have also explored the concept quite frequently in various animated movies and TV shows. For example, the movie Macross+ featured a computer generated rock star named Sharon Apple. Especially interesting in the movie is not how she was rendered, but how her AI was developed.

    There are of course other examples, like Video Girl Ai. But if you're really interested in Anime, you must watch Ghost in the Shell. IMHO it's better by far than even The Matrix. How can you consider yourself a geek if you haven't seen Ghost in the Shell??

  35. Pretty cool by Talisman · · Score: 1

    The people that are rendering these virtual models have become extraordinarily good at making them look real. They are a litle too perfect, but they aren't too far away from something that could fool much of the market.

    It would be an interesting sway if the modeling world was overtaken by CGI. Then, perhaps, the exploitation of beautiful women all over the world will halt.

    If you can call big money, great drugs, lots of traveling and fabulous parties exploitation...


    Talisman


    Man is the only animal capable of blushing, and he is the only one that needs to. - Twain

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    "Study your math, kids. Key to the universe." -The Archangel Gabriel
  36. Get around the /. effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.optidigit.com/stevens/

    all the pix that elite has and more...

  37. Idoru... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey there. This article kind of reminds me of the book Idoru by William Gibson. It focuses on a virtual celebrity, one that only exists on computers. I think that this might not be too far off, once the models get indistinguisable from actors. We'll have "big name" models, that are used to advertise various things, yet these models will be pure fiction, with no real counterpart.

    Seems pretty interesting, to me. Wonder if it's ever gonna go the way of Idoru...

    later
    --Fast Choker

    1. Re:Idoru... by CrazyFraggle · · Score: 2
      Wonder if it's ever gonna go the way of Idoru...

      It has gone that way already. The model's called Lara. She only exist in computers and she advertises for different products (I've seen car ads at least).

      Of course, Lara doesn't look real enough yet, but that is because the technology needs to be upgraded a few notches first. We'll get there. Soon.

      I wonder how difficult it would be to write a supermodel AI? Do they think? Am I stereotyping now?

      --
      - the Crazy Fraggle
  38. Re:unknown variables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If they are powerful, that is. The band is on the stage. The rich guy can buy stuff. I remember a Cigarette boat ad from quite a few years back (watching the go-fasts off of the docks growing up made me want to get one) showing a sweaty, post-coital woman and man in bed. She is asking him "So now do I get a ride on your Cigarette?" So true, so true. Of course, growing up in Miami in the '80s may have warped me, but I did grow up seeing rich geezers with young chicks by the double handfuls.

    I knew (a few years back, at college) a rather shallow woman who finally gave in to a persistant geek who kept asking her out. It was not a match that I expected would work -- she was a model and he was an EE geek. She did it out of a sense of obligation, I think, as he had helped her through calc. Out of pity. She ran into an old boyfriend that evening in a bar (I didn't see it, I heard). He was abusive to her. The little geek stood up to him and defended her (verbally, fortunately for him, as he was short and weak, although now he his not so weak due to judo, which he started the next week after this). She decided that he was worthwhile because of him taking a nearly suicidal stand against a guy who was threatening her. He married her a year later. They just celebrated 10 years last year. He is still a short geek and she no longer models but is still attractive. Logical? Well ...

    Women leave the bar with the guy with "Born to Lose" tatooed on his lips because he seems powerful due to his lack of concern for social mores. The want the guitar player because everyone likes him, so he is therefore powerful. This is a basic need of women -- they want a powerful guy so their children will be protected. "Power is an aphrodesiac." Who said that? Henry Kissinger. Need more proof? The cave is still within us. That is tough for geeks, because we mature over a longer period, and women are looking (or their bodies/reptilian hindbrains) to breed by 15, so we get to be rejected for about ten years after than until we actually are recognized as powerful by most women and thus worth their time.

    Hemmingway was supposed to have said something like "I know wimmins and wimmins is difficult." Well, yes, Ernie. But they are a little reliable.

    Looking at this from the low end of my 30s, I see that my choices have gotten better and better, because the women on the dating scene have been burned so badly they deliberately deal with the fact that I am boring to see if they could put up with me long term. I like that. But waiting for that change was a pain.

  39. a few points by Sensor · · Score: 1


    These photos look pretty good - the model "herself" is pretty realistic, IMHO the skin tone and cloths are good but the hair is a little under defined currently - its the backgrounds that are not fully up to scratch.

    That said I can imagine this sort of model being used on top of conventionally filmed images. Be interesting to see if it works.

    Tom

    PS:
    As I remember actors contracts have had clauses in them dealing with electronic versions of themselves for years - personally I wouldn't be suprised if in 10 years time a big name film star was "working" on 10 films simultaneously.

  40. Boob job question/comment. by gavinhall · · Score: 1

    Posted by Lord Kano-The Gangst:

    Why is it that so many here on /. refer to the SILICONE breast implants as silicon?

    Remember boys and girls
    silicone == fake boobs
    silicon == computer chips

    Sorry about the rant, but I'm sick of this.

    LK

    1. Re:Boob job question/comment. by coreman · · Score: 1

      Because that is where we assume all the brain tissue migrated too

    2. Re:Boob job question/comment. by ChrisGoodwin · · Score: 1

      Remember boys and girls
      silicone == fake boobs
      silicon == computer chips


      So then what are fake boobs rendered on a computer?

      --
      Pretend there is some witty statement here.
    3. Re:Boob job question/comment. by Lx · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's because we really want a girl with both some silicone and some silicon...wouldn't mind having a silicon implant myself.


      -lx

  41. The media *is* blamed for people's self esteems by slothbait · · Score: 1
    Are you telling us that extra-beautiful is bad because it may make some people have lower self-esteem?
    Like it or not, quite a large portion of society feels this way. I know many feminists who rant on and on about how they despise models because they set "an impossible standard" against which all women unconsciously compare themselves. The feminists are certainly not the only ones who feel this is true, either.

    Certainly quite a number of American women are obsessed with weight. I know a number of fairly intelligent women who work desperately to acquire or maintain a medically unhealthy weight. They feel they are "too fat", no matter what medical science tells them.

    I tend to agree with you: self image problems are a result of the individual, not this whispy "cultural ideal" that is supposedly formed by models and entertainers. However, our voices are dwarfed by the large number of people who do blame the media. I find that quite a lot of women resent the modelling industry even as they try desperately to resemble models.

    --Lenny
    1. Re:The media *is* blamed for people's self esteems by Kaa · · Score: 3

      Like it or not, quite a large portion of society feels this way. I know many feminists who rant on and on about how they despise models because they set "an impossible standard" against which all women unconsciously compare themselves. The feminists are certainly not the only ones who feel this is true, either.

      So? There is a very old joke about an Englishman and a Frenchman watching a guy go by them in a Rolls-Royce. The Englishman says: "I dream of the day when I also would be able to drive around in a Rolls-Royce like that man". The Frenchman says: "I dream of the day when I will be able to get that man out of his Rolls-Royce and force him to walk on the sidewalk like I'm doing!".

      Feminists ranting about models implicitly take a position that "if I cannot be as beautiful as that model, then that model has no right to be beautiful at all, or at the very least she should hide her beauty and not annoy me by reminding me of my imperfections". I agree that a lot of people feel that way (though most of them probably do not express it that explicitly), but that does not make them right, or make their position defensible.

      Certainly quite a number of American women are obsessed with weight. I know a number of fairly intelligent women who work desperately to acquire or maintain a medically unhealthy weight. They feel they are "too fat", no matter what medical science tells them.

      Certainly quite a number of American men are obsessed with money. I know a number of fairly intelligent men who work desperately to acquire an unreasonable amount of money. They feel they are "not rich enough", no matter that they are sacrificing their life in the process.

      So?

      Kaa

      --

      Kaa
      Kaa's Law: In any sufficiently large group of people most are idiots.
    2. Re:The media *is* blamed for people's self esteems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this how we're supposed to fix our problems, by simply pointing out other ones?

      We _know_ that some girls are starving themselves, period... This IS A PROBLEM.

      Sure, some guys probably work so hard that it's definately not healthy for them... this is also A PROBLEM.

      How these two negate each other I have no idea.

      -
      ODiV

    3. Re:The media *is* blamed for people's self esteems by orabidoo · · Score: 1

      Kaa, you're completely missing the point. It's not that some women are upset because they can't be "as beautiful" as top models, the problem is that the whole model industry, and more generally the media-based fads, are pushing the common man's (and woman's) definition of "beautiful", in a way that is actually *harmful* for many of those who are influenced by it and will try to push their own bodies towards it. Like someone else said, it's hard not to find these top models nice to *look at*, but they're usually so skinny and unhealthy looking that they're not anywhere close to being the most attractive, at least to me.

  42. Re:Does anyone remember the movie "Looker?" by Wah · · Score: 1

    I remember a few scenes from it, it always seemed to be on at 2:00 p.m on a saturday, or was it 2:00a.m. on a friday, can't remember I think I was 12.

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    +&x
  43. Beautiful bods by Talisman · · Score: 1

    I happen to like the unrealistic standards. It gives humans a goal to shoot for. We are one of the last, perhaps THE last generation that will not benefit from genetic engineering.

    Our kids may and certainly their kids will benefit from superior genetic sequencing. In that sequencing can be included:

    Big, firm tits
    Nice, round, tight asses
    Long, muscular legs (incapable of developing arthritis)
    Flat stomachs (and the ability to eat anything you want)
    High cheek bones, light-colored eyes, any hair color they want

    and on and on and on...

    Those unrealistic standards aren't too far away from being realistic. Keep 'em high.



    Talisman

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    "Study your math, kids. Key to the universe." -The Archangel Gabriel
    1. Re:Beautiful bods by Non-Newtonian+Fluid · · Score: 1

      My God....

    2. Re:Beautiful bods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then we can build gas chambers for all the substandard humans.

  44. tell them apart? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I might have trouble telling some of the virtual models apart (when there are more of them). Webbie Tookay (or whatever) looks very different in some of the pics/movies. The only way I knew it was the same girl was cuz they said it was. Hopefully she'll be more distinguishable when doing commercials/etc... otherwise they won't have a unique product.

    Anyone know if they'll hire a voice actor to do the voice or if it'll be computer generated? How difficult is that now anyway?

    -
    ODiV

  45. Re:Movies mirrored here by ChaosKitten · · Score: 1

    Looking at the bit mulle managed to get, it looks like it's the same as the outfile.mpg movie from Steven Stahlherg's Galleries.

  46. Re:CGI Arnie... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2
    This is becoming a problem for some men. There are fellows out there with serious body image problems, who obsessively work out because they never feel pumped enough.

    BTW, take a look at the bulked up action-figures that boys play with today, and compare them to the normal human forms of the G.I. Joe or Six Million Dollar Man of twenty years ago. Not a healthy trend.

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    Tom Swiss | the infamous tms | my blog
    You cannot wash away blood with blood
  47. Re:Max Headroom gets a date! by raygundan · · Score: 1

    Except that Max was an actor in a rubber mask with the videotape post-edited to make it really jerky. No CG there. But it WAS cool...

  48. Re:I Was a Teenage Modeling Student by resilient · · Score: 1

    Unless you are from another country, the average size is a 14. I have read this in many many articles and if you look beyond your circle of friends you will understand that it is true.

    A size 14 is not just big. It also has to do with height. From your statement of 5"-5"4 being average.. that is on the low side.. and most likely they probably arent wearing a size 14 because they arent tall enough.

    Womens clothing sizes are not as cut and dry as a mans. When you buy mens jeans, you go by length and waist. However, women have hips.. and it makes things a bit more difficult. So lets say you are a women who is 5'8" and weighs 175lbs. Now.. not only do you need to get a larger size for the height.. but you need to find the right cut and style.. depending upon your hips.. and where your weight resides.

    I am not saying that men dont have the same problems. It is not just as cut and dry as you wear a size 12 or above and you are fat. So before we judge what fat is.. we need to look at all the factors.

    Besides that.. muscles also play a role.. the more muscles you have the larger your clothes will need to be.

    So just because the average size of women is 14.. doesnt make the average woman fat.

    And regarding how much you eat.. it isnt how much you eat.. but what you eat.



  49. Sexual Selection and the Biology of Beauty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read this online paper. In a nutshell, social views of beauty are NOT constructed by an exploitative, capitalist, patriachal society - there are real evolutionary benefits to having a universal standard of beauty.

    http://www.mindship.org/moller.htm

  50. Sexual Selection and the Biology of Beauty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read this online paper. In a nutshell, social views of beauty are *not* constructed by an exploitative, capitalist, patriachal society - there are real evolutionary benefits to having a universal standard of beauty.

    http://www.mindship.org/moller.htm

  51. Legalizing FAKE kiddie porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If pedophiles wants to watch child porn, why should anybody care? As long as they don't rape children in order to produce it! Wich is definetly not the case with cartoons and computer animations.

    My point exactly. Image manipulation techniques have advanced so rapidly in the last decade that it is nowadays relatively easy (even for an amateur) to produce very convincing fake pictures of smut stunts that never happened.

    With legitimate hand-drawn/painted or computer-generated fake/imaginary/fantasy kiddie porn available, most people with this particular fetish would probably settle for what the legit. fake child porn industry has to offer. It would be easier, cheaper, safer and more satisfying to deal with your fantasies by consuming legitimate fake kiddie porn than going on rampage and outliving your fantasies by molesting real childs in real life.

    Legitimate fake child porn would also drop out the bottom from real child porn market. The imaginary/fantasy stuff you can produce with a computer can easily turn out to be much more of a turn-on than the pictures of "real thing" ever could. Flood of technically good enough low-cost legitimate fake stuff would probably confuse the illegal market as hell: an undeground smut supplier would have no way of proving to a fetishist customer that the very pricey low-quality real pictures he is trying to sell aren't fakes, too!

    Giving pedophiles access to legitimate fake kiddie porn may sound an odd, perverse idea at first glance, but if having their fantasies satisfied with this imaginary stuff prevents just even one of them from transforming to actual child-molesters, then I'm all for it.

    The legitimate fake kiddie porn market would at least not be very different beast from the established market of legitimate fake "rape" fantasy videos, that are currently sold in many European countries through mail-order video catalogs. Many, many "ordinary" people have extremely wicked and weird sexual fantasies (and would gladly like to let some steam out by watching the porn industry's imaginary version of them to be played out in pictures and video films), but would still never want to actually act on their desires.

    But then there is always handful of those that have been obsessed by their fantasies so deeply that they are going to buy porn versions of them no matter what, even if that involves funding criminal activities. Having legitimate fake kiddie porn available could greatly diminish the demand for actual illegal material, thus contributing to smaller black market and much less organized kidnappings and child abuse as whole.

  52. Re:You're all missing the point! by Greg+Newton · · Score: 1

    Given that the name in your signature is very much a male name it is slightly worrying that you *want* a skimpy black dress ;-)

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  53. Re:CGI Arnie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, I know! My mother was showing me the toy ads, and many of the new Star Wars action figures look nothing like the characters! I mean, at least the early 80's Luke was skinny like he was in the movie. I think they even made C3-P0 look muscular, and he's suppose to be a whiny droid.

  54. Like RealDoll by Vagary · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else get the feeling while looking at the pics of the models that the site reminded you of RealDoll? Not the sexual part, just the same eerie look...

  55. Re:Does anyone remember the movie "Looker?" by gavinhall · · Score: 1

    Posted by Lord Kano-The Gangst:

    Looker scared the poop out of me when I was a kid.

    Not so much because of the murders, but because of that light pulse gun. I believe it was Albert Finney who was in that movie.

    Anyway, I also believe that before George Burns died he agreed to have is likeness digitally recorded so that after he was gone they could make a 3rd "Oh God" movie.

    While I'm at it, does anyone remember that episode of tales from the crypt where they tried to re-creat Humphrey Bogart through CGI?

    LK

  56. Re:I Was a Teenage Modeling Student by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish women would wake up and realize that most men don't find 'supermodels' sexy. Nice to look at, yes. Hot, no.

    I'd rather bed a woman who doesn't look like a famine victim...

  57. Re:CGI Arnie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know. I really don't feel inferior seeing them, but then I don't watch much TV. It's more fun thinking of all the stupid ways they could move their muscles, and then see if we can do it.

  58. You're all missing the point! by AnarchySoftware · · Score: 2

    I mean really, where can I get one of those skimpy black dresses to try on?
    I can just image going out on a hot and heavy date wearing only software. That would be an eye turner!

  59. Look at the bright side. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're going to need ubiquitous, cheap, powerful computers to render all that interactive photorealistic CGI porn, right? Developments like this ensure that we'll continue to push CPU development as hard as possible for years to come... :-)

  60. TMBSNMOTW free OWIWNPA by Simon+Tatham · · Score: 1
    "These girls will do anything for free"? How much must it cost to render one of those videos?

    This must be some new meaning of the word "free" of which I was not previously aware.

    1. Re:TMBSNMOTW free OWIWNPA by kaisyain · · Score: 1

      It's the standard Free Software definition of Free:

      Time is free because we have nothing better to do with it.

      Hardware is free because government grants paid for them.

      It's the philosophy the FSF is based on! ;-)

    2. Re:TMBSNMOTW free OWIWNPA by esper · · Score: 1
      How much must it cost to render one of those videos?

      Today, I suspect it costs a good deal.

      In five years (if not sooner), the average Slashdotter's home system will be able to to it, probably in real-time, at a cost comparable to, say, compiling a new kernel.

  61. Re:Social Implications? by griffjon · · Score: 1
    I know there are plenty of Women who bemoan the fact that they "don't look like the models do". How are they going to feel when the models are computer generated


    Pretty good, I'd guess. To be blunt (pun intended) I don't feel threatened by dildos. In fact, with CG models, maybe there will be less mental pressure to conform--the model isn't even real, it may not be possible to look like that, even. (And maybe, just maybe, it will cause a relevation that imperfections are what makes us human?)


    What's the point of having a model that doesn't really exist?


    You mean, like the mannequins they use to creat the clothes on? Or the paper sketches? These move, relatively realistically. I don't think they'll replace the final test on a real-life human model, but they'll certainly speed the basic testing out a lot.


    Maybe, after the technology advances further, they could be used in an evolutionary system where a designer feeds in conditions (show thigh, don't ride up, show at least 50% of total skin area, but not more than 70%, etc. etc. and user that to design new and weird dresses in minutes...


    Maybe this will begin a desktop designing industry much like word processors created a desktop publishing one.


    I think it's cool.


    And no, actually, I don't own Tomb Raider II.

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    Returned Peace Corps IT Volunteer
  62. Unedited versions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Longer, unedited versions of the MPEGs:
    http://www.optidigit.com/movies/gal-mpg/webbie.mpg
    http://www.optidigit.com/movies/gal-mpg/body.mpg
    Or go to http://www.optidigit.com/gallery/stud ies.html and click away....
  63. Re:Ah, found it... by Flynn · · Score: 1

    Yeah his image of "The Chair" was also used in a video card manufacturer's ad in Game Developer about two months back....

    My four and a half useless Canadian cents worth...

  64. My Mistake by Flynn · · Score: 1

    Oops...
    My mistake... Its actually a censored ad for Duck Corporations Truemotion 2X Codec.... and the image is not quite the same as "The Chair" but its still kind of humorous.

  65. Re:Does anyone remember the movie "Looker?" by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Oh yes! In fact when I saw this article, "Looker" was my very first thought -- after all it's one of my 5 *favourite* films! (to anyone who hasn't seen it yet -- you *won't* get it all on the first viewing; it's oddly edited and takes a couple times thru to digest. So don't be discouraged if your first viewing mostly leaves you confused.) Albert Finney, James Coburn, and IIRC it was Susan Dey's first adult role.

    Details at: http://us.imdb.com/Details?0082677

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    ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  66. Re:Social Implications? by John+Hays · · Score: 1
    How are they going to feel when the models are computer generated and may have anatomical configurations not even possible in real life?

    Hopefully, they're going to react the same way my wife did upon seeing Storm in an X-Men comic.

    "Oh come on, no woman can possibly twist her back into that position!"

    --
    I'm sure they meant well. So did the makers of Thalidomide.
  67. Re:this will redefine/destroy perception of beauty by Chris+Andreasen · · Score: 1

    There will be plenty of people who would choose certain skins for the sake of humor. I remember something from the book SnowCrash about how certain rules had to be added restricting avatars to human form because some people decided to walk around as giant penises or something like that.

    --
    -Chris Andreasen
  68. Re:Movies mirrored here by mulle · · Score: 1

    Sure looks like it, this is now available here.

  69. Virtual Porn Industry Will Flourish! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Imagine the implications: as the processor speeds, 3D acceleration and modelling techniques constantly improve, virtual porn utilizing 3D characters will soon be available to anyone: in stand-alone programs as likely as in virtual chat rooms.

    Most porn industry customers would be more than willing to play around with virtual on-screen models (or avatars controlled by real people, for that matter) that will humbly obey every perverse command, position, sexual intercourse, fetish, torment and humiliation the user can think of and wear any clothes, outfits and gear one wishes.

    As the modelling process gets easier and easier, there eventually will be customisable X-rated 3D dungeon software, for which e.g. pedophiles can design their own 3D child models to play with (or animal sex scenes or any other weird fantasy world).

    As soon as these products emerge and are of sufficient technical quality, there will be a huge pirate XXX software distribution all over the world. (Open Source, anyone?)

    Combine this with computer-controlled, vibrating stimulator peripherals, and you'll get the whole picture.

    1. Re:Virtual Porn Industry Will Flourish! by alumshubby · · Score: 1

      for which e.g. pedophiles can design their own 3D child models to play with (or animal sex scenes or any other weird fantasy world).


      I for one wonder what the legal ramifications of this will be:

      If I'm making child porn based on images of one kid or a composite of several kids, at what point does it stop being digitized kiddie porn and become too fantastic or unrecognizable as a "child" for a district attorney to get a true bill of indictment from a grand jury?

      I've noticed that a lot of anime is basically little-girl faces on grown-up bodies. So when they're rendered photorealistically, kinesethesiologically correctly, etc., but there's no way Sailor Moon could be eight feet tall with enlongated thunder thighs, is it still porn? What if she has no nipples and a little tiny heart down there instead of externa? Is that an 'out'?

      If I had a thing for Judy Garland in the Wizard of Oz ("Surrender, Dorothy!"), and my custom remake of certain scenes were to get passed around to others with the same fetish, MGM (I think that's the studio that owns the rights) would move heaven and earth to find me and sue me, wouldn't they?

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  70. Any one have a copy. It looks like it's gone. by dkm · · Score: 1

    It looks like it was /.ed and pulled. Anyone have a copy they could put up?

  71. Problem? by Kaa · · Score: 2

    We _know_ that some girls are starving themselves, period... This IS A PROBLEM.

    Sure, some guys probably work so hard that it's definately not healthy for them... this is also A PROBLEM.


    First, no, this is not a PROBLEM. This is a [small font] problem [/small font]. PROBLEMs are things like post-AIDS demographic situation in Africa and handling of nuclear weapons in Russia.

    Second, aren't you telling people what their value system should be? Let's assume that for me being thin is more important than eating a lot. I made a choice and decided on the trade-offs. Yes, I will not pig out at all-you-can-eat buffets, but my body will not look like a mound of jello. That choice is for me to decide. Sure it may be medically unhealthy, but so is living in a large city, eating cookies, not exercising each day, etc. etc. Your point that I should not want to be this thin, but who are you to tell me what I should want and what I should not want?

    People make choices and take the consequences. They have a right to make the choices they want even if other people think them silly, medically unsound or politically incorrect.

    Kaa

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    Kaa
    Kaa's Law: In any sufficiently large group of people most are idiots.
    1. Re:Problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Second, aren't you telling people what their value system should be?

      No more than anyone else here, including you.

      > Let's assume that for me being thin is more important than eating a lot. I made a choice and decided on the trade-offs.

      An eating disorder is exactly that, a _disorder_. I doubt that there is much weighing and consideration of trade-offs here.

      > Your point that I should not want to be this thin, but who are you to tell me what I should want and what I should not want?

      My point is not that I want to force people not to be thin. My point is that there are people who are suffering - most likely in some part due to the media who _are_ telling you what you should and should not want - and they should be helped.

    2. Re:Problem? by Danse · · Score: 1

      No more than anyone else here, including you.

      He wasn't telling anyone what their values should be. He said that's up to them.

      An eating disorder is exactly that, a _disorder_. I doubt that there is much weighing and consideration of trade-offs here.

      Right. It's probably a medical disorder.

      My point is not that I want to force people not to be thin. My point is that there are people who are suffering - most likely in some part due to the media who _are_ telling you what you should and should not want - and they should be helped.

      Again, people trying to blame their personal problems on something they saw on tv or in a magazine. People with eating disorders often have other, larger issues to deal with. It doesn't usually just happen on its own. They need medical and/or psychological help. It's not the media's fault. There are many more examples of people who are just as exposed to the same media who do not have such a disorder. To say that the media is a contributing factor is no better than saying that sight is a contributing factor because it allows them to see that they aren't as pretty as someone else.

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  72. /. clothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alright, so now we need to get some of these computer generated models to model Slashdot clothing.

  73. Max Headroom gets a date! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't believe noboday has mentioned Max Headroom until this far down the comments page. He was, AFAIK, the first famous CGI personality. He's also old news. Interesting how much longer it has taken to get to where we are now. . .

    Mossmann (too lazy to log in)

  74. Slashdot model? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot should get a model of its own. I always thought there was something missing in the top left hand corner. Maybe he/she could drag in the banner for us.

    Just a thought. :)

  75. This has been done by Bi6r3d · · Score: 1


    They used digtally created actors to partially block some of the nudity and more graphic acts in "Eyes Wide Shut", and compositinig them into place. All this to knock the rating dwon to R from NC-17.

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  76. Re:I Was a Teenage Modeling Student by !Xabbu · · Score: 1

    I would like to note that I find almost all supermodels to be too boney and skinny. When I think of the ideal female figure I see someone who is of average weight and size. Not someone of whome I can see the outlines of their pelvis through clothing.

    The CGI model was of a good size... Ideal in proportions, firm in the right areas. Whomever did the model, has the same taste as I.

    !Xabbu

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    - Jimbob
  77. Finally ... by timur · · Score: 2

    ... all you Linux users can now get a date!
    Timur Tabi
    Remove "nospam_" from email address

  78. Re:I Was a Teenage Modeling Student by alumshubby · · Score: 1

    FWIW, Marilyn Monroe was a size 14 also.

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  79. a mistake? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    silicon is an element used in semiconductors, silicone is a molecule used in, ahem, supermodels.

  80. Re:This is not exactly a new thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You might want to check out the Kyoto Date Info Page. I'm continuing to look for other pages, but this one is already pretty good.

  81. A future in plastics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "flesh and blood (and silicon)..."???

    There is a diffrerence between silicon and silicone, eh?

  82. Re:Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    insert mandatory silicon/silicone joke here

    It's appalling how many people don't know the difference. Even the main story got it wrong. You can tell by the context they didn't mean it as a pun.

  83. Re:Does anyone remember the movie "Looker?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That movie came out when I was like seven years old. It starts abruptly with nudity which surprised my day care center (pro. babysitter with lots of kids to look after in her own house)which was playing HBO on the TV. It came right after Fraggle Rock or whatever we were watching. It warped my fragile little mind. haha

  84. Re:I Was a Teenage Modeling Student by Sean+McMillan · · Score: 1
    Me Too!

    I always felt that models were just overblown clothesracks. It's not that they look good, but that they make the clothes look good.

    Ladies, here's a mantra for you: "She's not good looking, she's just Well-Dressed." :-)

  85. Reminds me of "The Black Sun" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that club in the Metaverse where people come to mingle and do business because the software renders facial features well enough for people to "read faces".

    If you have no idea what I'm talking about, read Neal Stephenson's "Snow Crash" =:)

    That day might not be so far away...

    1. Re:Reminds me of "The Black Sun" by Spitfire1500 · · Score: 1

      I was thinking along those lines as well. Take this software a bit further, merge it with those poorly done FBI scans of "what the criminal looks like in 10 years", and you'll have an instant face-o-matic program.

      Then some algo will be made where your face could be decoded down to some 0s and 1s, where it would be easily indexed into a huge database. INteresting...

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  86. This is not exactly a new thing by WSmith · · Score: 1

    Look at Kyoko Date, the virtual Japanese pop icon. Lots of polygons and lots of 3d artists made videos, and magazine spreads starting in 1996. This is just the latest iteration.
    Kyonko Date still looked better. I don't have a valid URL for info on this, but if you search for "Kyoko Date" about a million fan pages will come up.

  87. It won't catch on ... by ian+stevens · · Score: 1

    Watching a virtual model swaying her hips on a screen is nothing compared to sitting in a crowded room watching real-life models wearing real fabrics sashay down the runway. Try selling this to a market which thrives on glitz, glamour and high-profile events aimed at the fashion elite and it won't work. Smaller manufacturers, maybe, but there's a lot present in even a small fashion show that a virtual one could never hope to accomplish.

    ian.

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  88. Idyllic Idoru by z1lch · · Score: 2

    Prevalent as a theme in science fiction of old through to cyberpunk of the modern day we have been tempted and teased by the virtual world and the fabricated beings who dwell within them. Now especially realtime we flirt within the boundaries of the mediums.

    William Gibson captured this beautifully in his sequel-like novel Idoru which shared similar characters as Virtual Light which preceded it. Set in typical Gibson-esque post apocolyptic Tokyo, Idoru focuses on many convuluted complex characters and sub-plots. The central theme however is the cultural shock exhibited through the love/obsession of Rez [pop star] with a software construct [the idoru] who manifests herself as a hologram and on the Net... there are even wedding bells...

    How many teen angsty boys fell for Lara as she fell and grunted sexily after the first few addictive moments of manipulating her with mastubatory strokes with the hot Playstation control firmly clasped in hand? I'm figuring a shitload...that breast enlargement "mistake" really paid off for Eidos.

    Elite is a natural progression of what we've been spoon-fed for years as technology improved and our visual expectations become more impossible to meet in the physical realm. We're at the threshold of making our science fiction fantasies true. A little fantasy never hurt anyone..

    Fashion photographers discovered Photoshop a long time ago and the airbrush has been used to make already impossible looking creatures something even more difficult to aspire towards for prebubescent females.

    Yes this does create social illnesses such as anorexia blah de blah, feelings of inadequacy for many women as they try to emulate what they obviously cannot. The fault is not with women. We're not stupid. I'm thinking George Orwell here...some are more equal than others. It's the fucked up attitude of society and the confusion which reigns in the seperations of reality. There's no clarification... too many lost sheep out there [virtually speaking]. We're typically all ants being projected images which will maintain our consumer bent path. Fantasy sells -- some just have a little difficulty disengaging. It is unnecessary to make further social comment on this development.

    I say a little appreciation of virtual babes [someone mentioned Vargas before and what about the fantasy pinup work of Hajime Sorayama?] on their own merits is in order -- nothing more nothing less. In the words of The Jam: That's Entertainment.

    Ultimately I know that there's no way in hell that pair of Levis is going to look the same on my beanpole legs as they do on those 3D cyber goddesses [sheeeet... I'll have to turn on the filters first].

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  89. Re:ATM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Adobe Type Manager!

  90. unknown variables by Jefe · · Score: 1

    What's interesting is how this puts our images of the world into still fewer hands. At least Cindy Crawford and Leonardo DiCaprio control a degree of self-expression -- they can select what they do, more or less, and can be held responsible for those choices, more or less. Not Lara. More cutting out of unknown variables, I guess.

    Interesting too what it means when different people create different 'identities' for virtual people. I forget, is Lara generous and easygoing or withdrawn and sarcastic?

    Quick note on standards of female/male beauty: in our (still patriarchal) society, men can be sexy/desireable without being attractive. Not women. That's the difference.

    1. Re:unknown variables by beroul · · Score: 1

      >Quick note on standards of female/male beauty:
      >in our (still patriarchal) society, men can be
      >sexy/desireable without being attractive

      If they're rich.
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    2. Re:unknown variables by Jefe · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on. That's just one way. Go see a local band. Lots of broke, ugly guys, getting the ladies' attention. Funny, but true.

  91. Silicon vs. Silicone vs. Supermodels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all, its silicone, not the stuff they produce your computer chips with. Silicone is often used to seal fish tanks, etc as well.

    And supermodels *rarely* get breast implants anyways. Have you seen some of the girls walking down the runway? They're flat as a board.

    1. Re:Silicon vs. Silicone vs. Supermodels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, how long until some wiseacre creates a virtual stalker?

  92. Re:HOW ABOUT THE REAL THING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These models suck compared to the REAL THING. And I'm talking just in terms of the facial aspect. Check it out.

  93. The "average woman" by beroul · · Score: 1

    It's irrelevant what size the average woman wears. In the U.S., "average" does not mean healthy or beautiful. Forty percent of Americans are obese.

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    1. Re:The "average woman" by fable2112 · · Score: 2


      OK, granted. I could, myself, stand to lose some weight.

      However, I'd rather be 20 pounds overweight than a) yo-yo diet or b) have an eating disorder. It's also healthier.

      I would have probably ended up with an eating disorder when I was 13 and skinny, but I am hypoglycemic and get severely ill if I skip meals. I also never "mastered the art" of making myself throw up.

      As it was, I dealt with a close friend in college, who was at a "healthy" weight, who would eat an ice cream cone, say "I'm so BAD!" and go to the workout center for five hours. This is neither healthy nor appropriate. Neither was the officeful of women at my former job who all went on the same dangerous fad diet at the same time. I tried it for a day, got severely sick to my stomach, and almost passed out. It's not worth it.

      And fine, give us models that are an appropriate "healthy" weight. Don't give us Kate Moss or men-in-drag-because-they-are-skinnier.

      And given that plenty of people (myself and my 82-year-old grandmother included) are medically overweight but otherwise in very good health, "obese" when applied to someone who doesn't exceed the "ideal" weight by a considerable amount is about as useful of a medical diagnosis as "nymphomaniac" applied to a woman who enjoys sex "too much" by someone's standards.

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      "Somebody exploded a letter-bomb today ... but it wasn't anybody I knew" -The Moody Blues, "Dear Diar
  94. Thanks guys, but it's a bit more complex. by fable2112 · · Score: 3


    The pressure doesn't come from most men. It comes from other women.

    I'm 5'10" and last time I was at the doctor's office, I weighed 187 pounds. This makes me 15-30 pounds overweight depending on who you ask (though the doctor said not to worry about it because other than that and my ever-present hypoglycemia, I am in very good health).

    When I was a 13-year-old wannabe model, I was 5'6" or so, weighed in at 115 pounds, and thought THAT was fat. It's a damn good thing I'm hypoglycemic -- the headaches and dizzy spells I would get if I skipped meals stopped me from becoming anorexic. No joke.

    I was also not-particularly-attractive-to-boys. After I went to college and gained weight, I had NO trouble attracting the opposite sex, or interested parties of the same sex. (Started college at 155, ended up at the aforementioned 187.)

    Those who have seen my picture will swear "but you couldn't possibly weigh that much!"

    Here's a clue, guys ... make that two:

    I'm 5'10", and the average woman is 5'5" or so.

    Women tend to lie about their weight because the socially accepted numbers are, for some bizarre reason, 5'7" and 115-125 pounds.

    A man with my height and weight might be thought to be slightly heavy but wouldn't get the "you must be a fat PIG!" reaction. Granted, women on average weigh less than men on average. But even at the IDEAL weight for someone of my height (155-170 or so), others would have the "fat pig" reaction to the numbers.

    Now, all that said, I've only been told that I must be, or am, a fat pig by two groups of people: clueless net-trolls (like the one who told me I'm too fat to fence), and heterosexual women.

    Anyway, guys, whatever you may have been led to believe, the ladies aren't putting on makeup, obsessively dieting, etc. for YOU. They're competing with each other, at least in part because "beauty" is one of the few traditionally acceptable areas for women to compete with each other (or at all!) in.

    And ladies ... most men don't want to date someone with a perfectly made-up face who picks at a salad at dinner so she won't get fat. And the ones that DO are seriously not worth your time if doing this sort of thing makes you uncomfortable.

    *grin*

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    "Somebody exploded a letter-bomb today ... but it wasn't anybody I knew" -The Moody Blues, "Dear Diar
  95. This is sooooo Cool.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Been waiting for this for a while now..... pretty cool...

  96. Re:Pretty cool - or maybe not by K. · · Score: 2

    It would be an interesting sway if the modeling world was overtaken by CGI. Then, perhaps, the exploitation of beautiful women all over the world will halt.

    I'd worry more about women in general. "Perfect" CG models being held up as an ideal aren't going to do much for the average teenager's body image.

    K.
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  97. Movies mirrored here by mulle · · Score: 4
    Just in case anybody wants them...

    body.mpg
    hipwag1.mpg
    hipwag2.mpg
    hipwag3.mpg
    walk-1-dress.mpg
    walk-2-dress.mpg
    walk-3-dress.mpg

    speech.mpg is over 5 megs but I'll upload it as soon as I get it here.

    1. Re:Movies mirrored here by mulle · · Score: 1

      Ok, the server seems to have been slashdotted to hell. Here is all I got from speech.mpg. ~2.3 Megs

    2. Re:Movies mirrored here by evilpete · · Score: 1

      they may have some quite nice 3d models and procedural skin rendering etc, but some of the character animations here are lousy -- what is with that crappy hipwag thing?


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  98. Anyone here on the Hash AM mailing list? by Paul+Brown · · Score: 1

    I've seen this girl somewhere before (no, really...) :)

    It was a website somewhere, got the URL from the Hash AM mailing list. The personal site of (presumably) one of the guys who's been working on this. I'll see if I can dig out the URL when I get home...

    Otherwise, can anyone here fill in the blanks?

    Paul

  99. Ah, found it... by Paul+Brown · · Score: 2

    Steven Stahlberg's 3D Gallery:

    http://www.optidigit.com/stevens/

  100. Re:Idoru... Yeah, they exist by Francisco · · Score: 2

    Yes, virtual idols are real. Hmm, that didn't sound right... um, anyway, check this out: There is a virtual idol called Kyoko Date, she has a life story and everything. Nice graphics, not quite photorealistic, but very nice.

    http://www.etud.insa-tlse.fr/~mdumas/kyoko.html

  101. Social Implications? by kramer · · Score: 2

    As much as I hate to deal with the social implications of most issues this one strikes me as particuarly insidious.

    I know there are plenty of Women who bemoan the fact that they "don't look like the models do". How are they going to feel when the models are computer generated and may have anatomical configurations not even possible in real life? In the computer they can tweak everything, muscle tone, body fat, hell they can even tweak gravity if they feel like it.

    Further, aren't models supposed to show us what the garment will look like "in real life"? What's the point of having a model that doesn't really exist? It's going to be an idealized version of what the designer thinks the clothes should look like. You might as well just look at his inital sketches.

    1. Re:Social Implications? by samurai13 · · Score: 1

      Just this week's sign that the apocalypse is coming after all. I hope to god my girlfriend doesn't find that site anytime soon, she'll probably go on a murderous rampage through LA.

    2. Re:Social Implications? by laetus · · Score: 2

      I agree. We are bombarded minute-by-minute with images of "pretty people" that do not exist and these images are held up as ideals to which we should aspire.

      I remember watching a PBS special about computer graphics in the modeling industry and watching as a graphics artist neatly sliced off the fatty portion of the inner thigh of Cindy Crawford and a baggy bit of her upper arm in a photo that, in real life, was not too flattering, but after not-so-subtle alteration, was featured on the cover of some women's magazine.

      My point? Dissatisfaction with one's body is at a level where children and young adults are even getting plastic surgery:

      BBC: Clinic considers cosmetic surgery for 11-year-old
      BBC: More young women seek cosmetic surgery

      and I believe that much of this has to do with this manipulative imagery.



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      "We're sorry, but the website you're trying to reach has been disconnected."
    3. Re:Social Implications? by toe-gristle · · Score: 1

      > It's going to be an idealized version of what
      > the designer thinks the clothes should look like.

      well, i agree with you about the deeper social implications, but after seeing the Maya demo cd, i'm pretty impressed with the way it handles clothing. I think it requires an extra plug-in, but its rendering and animation of cloth is extremely realistic (at least by my standards,) and most of it is automated at that.

  102. Joke by Matthew+Kirkwood · · Score: 1

    insert mandatory silicon/silicone joke here

  103. Not a Legal Excuse by Crutcher · · Score: 1


    I am not a layer, consult yours!


    Okay, this question (of weather pics that **appear** to be children are treated identicaly to pics which **are** of children) has been raised a few times here before. As I recall, the legal concensus was that any **image** that sufficiently emulates children is technically covered by the child porn laws. Now in some cases (where there is a REAL model) this can be defended in court, (see your honor, she looks young, but she is ACTUALLY 20, etc.) But if there is no **real** model, I imagine the law will treat it **exactly** like kiddie porn.

    -Crutcher

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  104. Re:CG vs. CGI by esper · · Score: 1
    The former being computer generated imagery or special effects

    I think you answered your own question. (IIRC, the other CGI is Common Gateway Interface.)

    You think that's bad, what does ATM mean? (I can give you three options off the top of my head: a networking technology, a cash machine, and a MUD/IRC shorthand.) Isn't acronym overloading great?

  105. Typical Supermodel Figure == Lousy Lay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, this may make me sound like a pig, but in the interest of undoing some of the damage done by the fashion industry:

    A woman with a little flesh on her is more attractive to me and probably to most men because she's much better for sex. I had a relationship with a really skinny woman once two things that made sex a little less than it could be were being jabbed by her bones (elbows and knees especially, ouch!) and not having as much skin to skin contact.

    Also, no matter how good the supermodels look in the clothes that were specially designed for them, a healthy woman with a "normal" figure looks much better in the nude. Look at the women who typically star in porn flicks, and I'm not talking about the breast-fetish types. In general, men like a little padding.

    Of course, to me the most important thing for great sex is a creative and lustful mind, so that is far and away the most attractive "feature" a woman can have!

    Anyhow, my theory on the whole supermodel thing is that (mostly male) fashion designers are generally lazy and usually gay. There's nothing wrong with being gay, but it doesn't make sense to me that a man who can't appreciate a woman's body can design attractive clothing for one. Also, a healthy woman's body has a shape that is probably a bit harder to design clothes for. So essentially you get models who look like boys because it's easy to hang cloth on a stick, and the designer's ideal woman is probably a man anyhow.

    Maybe what we need are more straight men and/or gay women (or bi either) designing women's clothes. Heck, a woman who loves women would probably have the best perspective, so where are all those lesbian fashion shows? I'd like to buy something nice for my wife.

  106. Re:CG vs. CGI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought ATM was Adobe Type Manger. *geez*

  107. Check out what is being done with Poser... by cr0sh · · Score: 2
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  108. Hmm... not so big a step anymore.... by Danse · · Score: 1

    Yep. It'll be like having Lara Croft doing bra ads for Victoria's Secret.

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    It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
  109. Re:I Was a Teenage Modeling Student by Danse · · Score: 1

    Not all models look that way. They aren't all Kate Moss. Seems like now a lot of female athletes are doing modeling on the side. They are usually much better looking and in a lot better shape. They aren't just thin. They are well-toned and healthy.

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    It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
  110. The /. effect versus real success. by Rherndon · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many sites that are pointed to by /. even know where this sudden deluge of traffic comes from. I hope the Elite people don't think they've hit something 'big' just becuase their server is about to come to a complete crawl. My tracert to them was hopping along nicely at 25, then jumped up to 600. :-)

    As a girl geek, I think the site is funny. The whole thing is so far removed from selling clothes it's ludicrous. "setting new trends in beauty" by a guy. That's about as funny as it gets.

    Oh, I should mention I'm on NyQuil, so just about every thing is funny. :-)

    --Becky

    1. Re:The /. effect versus real success. by Rko · · Score: 1

      "setting new trends in beauty" by a guy. That's about as funny as it gets.

      Queer males like myself set fashion and beauty trends all the time and are often the leaders in the fashion, hair and make-up industry. I don't feel that gender has anything to do with competance.

      Rko

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      I'm pretty fly for a white guy
    2. Re:The /. effect versus real success. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt that 'queerness' does either though.

  111. If that's what you want ... by fable2112 · · Score: 2


    Join the SCA and/or hang out at RenFaires.

    True story:

    I have these two SCA friends, both female. One is quite petite, the other is quite large.

    The petite one was pacing around her bedroom complaining that she felt unattractive because she didn't "fill out" her garb enough and men in that particular SCA group have a real tendency to go after the larger ladies.

    The larger one replied, "Now you know how *I* feel next to *you* outside the SCA!"

    And the lesbian fashion show sounds fun ... though your sterotypical lesbian isn't much into fashion. :P

    -fable2112, out-and-proud bi-chick

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    "Somebody exploded a letter-bomb today ... but it wasn't anybody I knew" -The Moody Blues, "Dear Diar
  112. Re:CGI Arnie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huh? You feel inferior watching stuff like that? What kind of guy are you!?

    I mean seriously, a big part of the point of being a guy is finding a way not to feel inferior. Either by making yourself better, or by finding different rules to play by.

  113. Re:HOW ABOUT THE REAL THING by Tarnar · · Score: 1

    Actually, be afraid. Look at Squaresoft's current work towards the Final Fantasy movie. It's so lifelike it scared me the first time I saw it.
    I don't know if there is newer sriff, but check this out.

  114. CGI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the heck is CGI? I'm assuming you're not talking about web's Common Gateway Interface because I don't see how it's related.

  115. Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Odd how there don't appear to be any male models.

  116. Does anyone remember the movie "Looker?" by Spitfire1500 · · Score: 2

    This movie was made by Mr. Jurrasic Park himself back in 1980. Basically, this computer company takes scans of real-life models(just like they did in T2), and then the models get plastic surgery from the results.

    Then, through the magic of computers, these models are synthesized, and some big thug with a gun kills off the real-life models.

    It's a really weird, but worthwhile movie, and the computer graphics are a bit ahead of their time.

    This could get interesting. Imagine taking a JPEG of someone, and have some program render a synthesized model to do anything you like. You could make that hand-puppet like in Johnny Mnemonic. fun!

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    1. Re:Does anyone remember the movie "Looker?" by Stephen+Williams · · Score: 2

      I saw that movie years ago. It was great. I don't think it's been on TV since, and hardly anyone I know seems to have heard of it. Thanks for reassuring me that I wasn't imagining the whole thing :-)

  117. Some points to consider by joshv · · Score: 3

    - Is the look of the model copyright-able? Anyone with a sufficiently powerful computer will eventually be able to generate virtual models. Will anything stop them from cloning the look of each other's models?

    - I think a picture of a person has a different legal status than other types of pictures or computer generated images. What are the implications of this?

    - Computer porno - these girls will do ANYTHING for free.

    - Clothing, in particular fabric texture and the way fabric moves on the body is devillishly hard to simulate. Sure, they will have some stock simulated fabric types but what the model is wearing will never look/behave exactly the same way the garment does in real life.

    - Some other people have pointed this out already: These models are not constrained by the human genome. They will eventually mutate into a gross caricature of the human form. Each fashion mag that uses them will tweak the current look just a bit. Bigger boobs, smaller waist, etc... Presto chango, eventually we've got barbie all over again.

    -josh

    1. Re:Some points to consider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably opens the door for some quality NC-17 movies. The idea being, if someone comes up with a porn with some intelligence behind it, they would no longer be restricted by what a 'normal' actress would and wouldn't do. It'd make it easier to portray true-to-life sex scenes.

  118. I Was a Teenage Modeling Student by fable2112 · · Score: 5


    Back when I was a skinny 13-year-old wannabe actress in dire need of learning to be graceful, I was interviewed by a modeling school and told that I "had the look" and would be a wonderful model.

    My family paid almost $1000 for the classes -- and that didn't include the high heeled shoes I had to bring so I could learn to walk gracefully in them, or the makeup and makeup brushes we were "required" to have, or the photo sessions.

    None of it ever went anywhere, of course. And now that I'm a not-quite-skinny 21-year-old, I'm told that I'd be a good artist's model or perhaps "large size" model (I really hate that term -- the average woman wears a size 14, folks -- try "average-sized" model).

    I agree with the person who pointed out that giving teenagers CGI models to "measure up" to is likely to cause more problems. It's bad enough that in some cases, men with padded bras are considered "better" models for women's clothing than WOMEN are, because men can get down to a lower % body fat without it causing health problems.

    Sorry for the rant -- this just brought up some bad memories.

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    "Somebody exploded a letter-bomb today ... but it wasn't anybody I knew" -The Moody Blues, "Dear Diar
  119. Absolutely Fabulous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds like something Edina Monsoon would be involved in. I can only imagine what Saffy would have to say about it. Now we just need to get Webbie to model some Lacroix for us.

    "I don't want more choices, I just want nicer things!" -E. Monsoon

  120. CGI Arnie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As if most males don't need to feel anymore inferior when watching TV...

    Why is that it that people are always worried about how females feel inferior when looking at supermodels and actresses...

    What about guys watching almost every movie which stars some ridiculously muscled body-building male character?

  121. How's this different? by Amphigory · · Score: 2

    Look... /Nobody/ looks like a fashion model anymore anyway -- not even the fashion models. See one in real life sometime; you're in for a shock.

    I don't see that there's any difference between a human faked up and a tatal fake.

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    -- Slashdot sucks.
  122. Silicone, not silicon, dammit! by borg · · Score: 1

    The best moment in the movie Lost In Space was when someone said "Sensors indicate they're silicone-based life forms." I laughed my ass off! OK, for the last time, let's get this straight:

    Silicon: a metallic element, located directly below carbon in the periodic table and therefore (hypothetically) able to be the basis for complex molecules. A common SF device is to have a silicon-based life form, putatively different than the more commonly encountered carbon-based life form (e.g. humans). Ok, BTW, it's the semiconducter that makes up the processor in your computer.

    Silicone: a synthetic gel used as a lubricant, a sealant, and as a reasonable approximation of breast tissue. Silicone, by the way, was responsible for helping a lot of lawyers get a lot richer in a class action lawsuit claiming exposure to silicone caused connective tissue disease in several women with breast implants. This has now been proven to not be the case...but neither do the lawyers have to give back the money, nor does Dow-Corning (which declared bankrupcy as a result of the settlement against it) get to go back into business.

    Now, to make sure you've all got this straight, let's go through a few exercises:

    Silicone implants--bigger boobs for chicks! Horray!
    Silicon implants--the next step after wearable computers: the USR/3Com Breast Pilot XXI.

    Silicon Graphics--builds kick ass servers in purple cases.
    Silicone Graphics--a.k.a. 'Bay Watch'

    Are we all clear on the difference, now? Good. Next time I'll explain the difference between "public" and "pubic."

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    Fermat's other theorem: "I have a simple proof, but I can't write it down as I fear it's a DMCA violation to discuss it"
  123. Other 3D model sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out http://www.viewpoint.com for the 3D industry's largest collection of models, including humans. Some were produced with raw data from laser scanners like those at http://www.cyberware.com and digitizer arms like http://www.faro.com, but seriously revamped in the hands of talented modelers. Others were just created from scratch.

    - John Foust

  124. Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I completely agree. My son has high cheek bones and big, firm tits and he also knows how to satisfy his father.

  125. Yep, I thought so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Queer males like myself set fashion and beauty trends all the time and are often the leaders in the fashion, hair and make-up industry. I don't feel that gender has anything to do with competance.

    That's why all these supermodels in high fashion clothes look like nothing I'd ever want to go to bed with, and more like something that would abduct me for extensive anal probe research on the planet Transsexual in the galaxy of Transylvania.

    Could you create some make-up for men instead? When I was a gothboy I could never find anything that held up to a good amount of sweat, and all the hair dye comes with plastic gloves the size of a woman's hands! Sure, I could use my own gloves but it seems like such a rip off.

    ;-)

  126. maybe sexbots are next, and not a moment to soon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This might be the first step towards sexbots- not just in terms of technology, but in terms of public acceptance; I don't really see anyone banning CG models, and if they are accepted, why not CG playmates?

    I hope they hurry! If there is one thing that has been clear in my life, it is that I won't get laid by normal women.

  127. this will redefine/destroy perception of beauty by semis · · Score: 1

    Just think... when this technology becomes common place, people will start using "skins" as such online with the chat protocols of the future!

    Everyone will be able to interact with each other as "beautiful" people. I wonder what that will do for societies perception of beauty, because such an image will no longer be out of reach from anybody.

    Perhaps we might see inner beauty become the commodity of the new age?

  128. Re:Pretty cool - or maybe not by zagmar · · Score: 1

    Exactly. I think that as long as unrealistic body types are held up as standards of beauty, women will grow up with an unrealistic self image. CG models, which can be made to look like anything, will only exacerbate the problem.

  129. old news or not the first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm positive i saw an article about this being done in a magazine (probably wired) in Jan99 or Dec98

  130. CG vs. CGI by Rob+Davenport · · Score: 1

    Yes, this is a nitpicking question, but is it "CG" or "CGI"? Unless there's a new meaning for CGI that I'm not aware of, I thought CG meant Computer Graphics, and CGI meant C(omputer?) Gateway Interface. The former being computer generated imagery or special effects, the latter being the early web mechanism for web servers to run external programs to generate web pages. It seems that the latter is being used more and more when the former is meant.