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  1. Re:reliable tech, eh? on Mars Rover Opportunity Sets Longevity Record · · Score: 3, Funny

    Leela: Depth at 45 hundred feet, 48 hundred, 50 hundred! 5000 feet!
    Farnsworth: Dear Lord, that's over 150 atmospheres of pressure.
    Fry: How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
    Farnsworth: Well it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.

  2. Every frickin' time. on Mars Rover Opportunity Sets Longevity Record · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Stop it. It's OK to have a story about the MER mission without a link to xkcd#695.

  3. Re:hmm on Sniffing the Wireless Traffic of MIT Students · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's called "civility".

    You ask before doing things could piss other people off even when you are technically within your rights to do so, and other people are willing to cooperate with you to mutual benefit.

    You can choose to forgo "civility", but then other people will refer to you as an "asshole" and you will have fewer opportunities to benefit from non-zero-sum cooperation.

  4. Re:I don't get it. on Germany Demands Google Forfeit Citizens' Wi-Fi Data · · Score: 1

    The information is very useful.

    Useful is an interesting word.
    Let's play a game. Pick a theme: Your choices are "naughty" or "nice". Now list as many uses as you can.

  5. Re:Ok, but on Too Many College Graduates? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    75% of jobs requesting bachelors (of anything) or greater can be accomplished by two weeks of in-house training and a grade 10 education.

    You need to see a bachelors to be sure that they can function at a 10th grade level.

  6. Re:may be offtopic on NIST Releases Updated Handbook of Math Functions · · Score: 1

    Are you ready...for math?

  7. Re:42 on NIST Releases Updated Handbook of Math Functions · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does that mean we get to call our neighbors to the north "Americans"? They usually don't like that, you know.

  8. Re:Wait on Gulf Gusher Worst Case Scenario · · Score: 1

    But which is it...has it already peaked, or 'trillions of barrels' left?

    Maybe that depends on how fast they can stop the leak?

  9. Re:Spill baby spill! on Methane-Trapping Ice May Have Triggered Gulf Spill · · Score: 1

    The nasty, awful, horrible truth is that sometimes shit happens, no matter how cautious you are.

    "A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one."

  10. Re:I missed that speech on Obama Calls Today's Ubiquitous Gadgets and Information "a Distraction" · · Score: 1

    ...and then check Slashdot first thing on Monday morning.

  11. Re:What is idle for anyway? on TSA Worker Jailed In Body Scan Rage Incident · · Score: 1

    If seeing people naked is what it really takes to introduce real security into the scanning process, just tell everyone they have to get naked to go through security. Don't hide the fact behind millions of dollars in technology

    No, no, and again: No. That technology helps me avoid seeing my fellow air travelers naked, including the guy that I'm about to sit very close to for the next 3 hours. No thank you.

  12. Re:With any luck U VA will resist the subpoena on Virginia AG Probing Michael Mann For Fraud · · Score: 1

    as a UVA grad, shit like this is going to KILL the university. Please tell me what self-respecting scientist would want to work there now?

    Maybe you, as a UVA grad, should write to whoever is supposed to be keeping this guy on a leash and let them know how you feel. I doubt the Virginia legislature (and the UVA alumni) will permit this guy to do so much harm to a respected university.

  13. Re:Not the only conservative views he's pushed on Virginia AG Probing Michael Mann For Fraud · · Score: 1

    Hmm. What are the odds that in about five years we find out Cuccinelli is actually gay? I mean, it seems like every time a staunchly conservative republican politician makes a career out of this, we eventually find him tapping toes in an airport bathroom.

  14. Re:And on Gardening On Mars · · Score: 1

    ...the continued survival of the worlds vegan population...

    Based on their demographics, I'd say they either aren't surviving...or they just give up on it after a while.

  15. Re:Habeas Corpus on Juror Explains Guilty Vote In Terry Childs Case · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The real question should be "Who, if anyone, was harmed by...

    That can be a really tricky question for an awful lot of illegal activities, which is why the question posed to the jury is: "Was this rule broken?" Whether or not that merits jail time is a function of the legislators and the judge.

  16. Re:I'd rather keep my money, thanks. on NASA Expands Role of International Space Station · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I should not be forced to pay for the intellectual curiosity of others.

    Actually, it's intellectual incuriosity that I'm tired of paying for.

  17. Re:Here we go.. on Why Lenders Overlook Warning Signs of ID Theft · · Score: 1

    If the ID theft involved a credit card account then you can add the merchant(s) to your list of victims.

    Right, but out of the 2-3 victims, only one showed up to the party saying "You can trust me to make your money/transactions convenient and safe."

  18. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. on Wisconsin DA Threatens Arrests Over Sex Ed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Icanhasgeekcard back now?

    You have displayed proper remorse and demonstrated your understanding of the subject matter. All is forgiven. However, you must still face eight hours of "helpful" replies to your initial post. Your card will be returned when this story drops off the front page.

  19. Re:Private contractors? on Russia Doubles Price For Launching US Astronauts · · Score: 1

    Well, if any private up-and-comers can offer a better price with comparable reliability, they have a perfect opportunity.

    Seriously. This is good news for SpaceX.

  20. Re:Have We Already Forgotten? on Solar-Powered Plane Makes First Successful Flight · · Score: 1

    There's a little more beyond that. Helios eventually crashed, but not before making it to 96,863 feet.

  21. Re:I am waiting for the match between... on Scrabble To Allow Proper Nouns · · Score: 1

    I am not fucking accepting a Pokemon character as a valid word, no way.

    Yeah, but "qat" is perfectly fine.

  22. Re:Ethics on Perks & Paintball For Employees At Cybercrime, Inc. · · Score: 1

    Let's have a little charity for someone who hasn't grown up as extravagantly privileged as us.

    Ethics and morality are not luxury items.

  23. Re:Maybe it says America is smarter than Ayn Rand? on Will Your Answers To the Census Stay Private? · · Score: 1

    In fact, Ayn Rand is not even particularly good philosophy.

    Or, to quote Benecio del Toro in Way of the Gun: "I don't think this is a brains kind of operation."

  24. Re:Doesn't matter what country you are in... on Wikileaks Receiving Gestapo Treatment? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thankfully, health care is one of four things that Canadians love so much that they're willing to stand up and fight for it (the other three things being: beer, hockey, and that god awful Tim Horton's coffee).

    You need the health care and coffee to counteract the hockey and beer.

  25. Re:Why is the wii controller even mentioned? on Accidental Wii Suicide · · Score: 1

    The Wii is relevant because the kid thought she was going for a control.

    And they know this how? Did they ask her afterward? FTFA:

    Cheyenne's mother told police officers that the child was used to playing a shooting game with the Nintendo Wii video game console and likely confused the real gun with the realistic-looking black toy gun, the sheriff said.

    Nope. This is a pretty lame attempt to shift some of the blame off of the parents.