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  1. Re:So basically on No More Firefox For Windows Mobile · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Speaking of native apps, it's kind of funny how every new smartphone repeats this:

    Apple, 2007: Javascript is good enough!
    Apple, 2008: Okay, okay, here's a C SDK.

    Google, 2008: Java is good enough!
    Google, 2009: Okay, okay, here's a C SDK.

    Palm, 2009: Javascript is good enough!
    Palm, 2010: Okay, okay, here's a C SDK.

    Microsoft, 2010: Silverlight and Flash are good enough!

  2. But hey... on Supersizing the "Last Supper" · · Score: 1
  3. Re:There Is Hope! on Is the Line-in Jack On the Verge of Extinction? · · Score: 1

    (...but to be fair, a real attenuator pad really is nothing more than a few 5-cent resistors)

  4. Re:There Is Hope! on Is the Line-in Jack On the Verge of Extinction? · · Score: 1

    But the Audio Pad makes your music sound more... mercurial, or whatever the adjective is this week.

  5. Re:CCD? on Quantum Film Might Replace CMOS Sensors · · Score: -1, Troll

    No.

  6. Re:Hmmm on Google vs. China — Who's Got the Most To Lose? · · Score: 3, Funny
  7. Re:If ET Calls, Who Speaks For Humanity? on If ET Calls, Who Speaks For Humanity? · · Score: 1

    Well, if I was the aliens, I'd hold out for THE PRESIDENT OF EARTH.

  8. Re:Current architecture flawed but workable BUT... on Multicore Requires OS Rework, Windows Expert Says · · Score: 1

    since there isn't any way to say "repeat"

    Actually, there is.

  9. Re:Definition of "working well" on Herschel Space Observatory Finds Precursors of Life In Orion · · Score: 1

    Not Science? Not Science???

    I'm doing a series of papers on the Procedural Generation of Headlines in Science Journals, you insensitive clod!

  10. Re:Really? on Why Wikipedia Articles Vary So Much In Quality · · Score: 2, Funny

    In January 2010, Apple announced the iPad.
    The iPad is a tablet form factor computer due to be released in 2010.

    Within one line of each other, one post is talking about the past tense in 2010 and the future tense in 2010... Oh, the horror!

  11. Re:Word up! on California Lake's Arsenic Hints At a Shadow Biosphere · · Score: 1

    <offtopic>
    I try to avoid commenting on sigs, but shouldn't that be "gigue-ling"?
    </offtopic>

  12. Re:Unscrambled... on Valve Announces Portal 2 · · Score: 3, Informative

    From what I saw, drattmann/h0nee is a username/password used in the ARG, apparently giving you access to a BASIC program that generates this:

    http://techplethora.com/COOP.jpg

  13. Re:Concept? on Asus Takes Another Stab at Revolutionizing Netbook Market · · Score: 1

    Definitely a mock-up. ASUS has no idea when it might become a real product. You can hear it straight from them.

  14. In other words... on Microsoft Spends $9 Billion On Research, Focuses On Cloud · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "...We're not sure our OS and Office monopoly will last forever, so we'd really like to see if we could actually turn a profit on something else."

  15. Re:Priceless on Ubisoft's New DRM Cracked In One Day · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Funny? Try Insightful.

    Oh, and:

    Discovering you just spent a ton of money to make the pirated version more attractive: Doubly Priceless.

  16. Re:Wait, what? on How MySpace Generates Enough Load To Test Itself · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's why they have to simulate a bunch of fake people using myspace to do load testing.

    To be fair, they're more intelligent than the real people using myspace.

  17. Re:Seems to be automatic on Typical Windows User Patches Every 5 Days · · Score: 1

    Yeah, "frequency of patches" is a useless metric. "How much time the user loses to software patching" would have made far more sense.

    Developer PROTIP: Unless you've fixed a huge, critical issue, just silently update your program the next time it's shut down. Don't notify me about regular updates, and don't make me manually check for them - I'll forget. And whatever you do, don't make your updater load every time I start my computer.

  18. Re:Physical Access on Researchers Find Way To Zap RSA Algorithm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If someone has physical access to your machine, then you have already lost.

    Quoted for truth.

    If someone can gain access to your datacenter power systems remotely and change output voltages, your admins are idiots and you've got more problems than just a RSA vulnerability. And if someone already has physical access to your server thats performing the encryption in the first place, is it any surprise that they can bypass said encryption?

    It's a nifty attack, but not terribly practical.

  19. Re:A Clockwork Orange on Using Classical Music As a Form of Social Control · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe they should use some music whose artists aren't several hundred years dead, then perhaps the artists could have a very interesting discussion as to the use of their music...

    I suggest Rage Against The Machine.

  20. Wi-Fi somewhat defeats the point. on Netflix Gauging Interest In an iPhone App · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you're at home, you've got a bigger screen. If you're at work, or a McDonalds/Starbucks/whatever, you probably won't be watching movies. I can see some applications for this, but not being able to use it outside a hotspot certainly hobbles it.

    On the other hand, I'm sure a lot of AT&T customers won't complain, as US cellular bandwidth is already spread thin.

  21. Well, hey... on One Quarter of Germans Happy To Have Chip Implants · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Those tattoos and armbands were bloody handy.

    ...

    ...

    OH NO, IT'S GODWINZILLA! AIEEE!

  22. Re: US Military Surrenders? on US Military Surrenders To Social Media, Changes Access Restrictions · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm reaching stratospheric levels of dweebiness here, but when I read it I suddenly remembered a Star Trek scene:

    Worf: Very well... Room service.
    Dax: Really?
    Worf: Really.
    Dax: Oh, that was easy.
    Worf: Did you want to fight over it?
    Dax: No, it's just, I didn't expect you to surrender so quickly.
    Worf: Surrender?
    Dax: Bad word.
    Worf: Very bad.

    Source:

  23. Re:In requires polymer to make... on Caltech Makes Flexible, 86% Efficient Solar Arrays · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We'll never run out of plastic. Don't forget that "oil" came from biological sources. It'll be more expensive than just pumping the stuff out of the ground, but as long as there is life on Earth we'll be able to produce all the polymers we need.

  24. Re:You can't artificially put down competition on Schooling Microsoft On Random Browser Selection · · Score: 4, Funny

    Safari will almost always (almost 50% of the time) be put in the bottom two elements [out of five].

    And how well did you do in statistics class?

  25. Re:What is this "entitlement mentality"? on The Difficulty of Dismantling Constellation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The one set is free, the other set involves taking my money and giving it to someone else.

    Which rights, pray tell, are the "free" ones, that cost no money, effort, or lives to enforce?