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  1. Re:It may be easier, but... on Kroger Testing Fingerprint Payment System · · Score: 2
    I think the cashier would notice you holding a bloody finger. ;P
    (You watch the sixth day too much...)

    You laugh, but 35 years ago, my father was employed by a large empire-wide life insurance company. One day, they decided to honour their oldest pensioned ex-employee. They found him out in India, where he used to be working at the branch office there. At the time, he was 110 years old.

    So they sent for him, doubtlessly wondering what secret Indian method he'd been using to prolong his life so much.

    Turns out that the guy was illiterate (he was a gardener - this was the time when companies would not outsource menial tasks), and he had been dead for nearly 30 years. Since he was illiterate, he was endorsing his cheques with a fingerprint. When he died, the family simply cut off his thumb and managed to preserve it...

  2. Worst nightmare: on Japan Developing Diamond-based Semiconductors · · Score: 2

    Pentiums are forever????

  3. Ouch! on Japan Developing Diamond-based Semiconductors · · Score: 2

    I'd hate to pay for a beowulf cluster of those!!!

  4. Plain economics should derail it... on Deliberation of "National Strategy to Secure Cyberspace" · · Score: 4, Insightful

    After all, how much more it will cost to track and keep every single goddammed fucking packet flying on the #matrix#??? Surely twice as much as it would cost to implement the same current infrasture another time...

  5. Re:Santana's Shaman on Digital Rights Management on CD's This Christmas? · · Score: 2
    Under Windoze, this CD launches a program that wants to connect to somewhere via the internet.
    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CDs LISTEN TO YOU.
  6. Re:No thanks on Cable TV A La Carte Part 2 · · Score: 2
    all the global news coverage I could possibly want is available online (in fact, I rank many blogs far higher than most mainstream media outlets)
    Does this includes Slashdot?
  7. And then... on Ring Tones Will Save the Music Industry · · Score: 4, Interesting
    ... some smartass oriental company will introduce a cell phone where the owner can either key-in his own ring-tone, or download via USB or whatnot a MP-3 to be used as such.

    Of course, you can expect the RIAA to try to have it outlawed...

  8. Re:Rotten on All schools In Denmark switching to Linux · · Score: 2
    LINUS ENTERS
    Join me, my son, and together we will rule the Universe!
  9. Re:Buffer overflow yet again on WinXP and WinAmp Vulnerable to Malicious MP3s · · Score: 2
    Ok, but what happens when you don't want to use all of that overhead?
    That's what ASSEMBLER is for.
  10. Re:In defense of Microsoft... on WinXP and WinAmp Vulnerable to Malicious MP3s · · Score: 2
    Hang on... Microsoft also has thousands of 'very bright' programmers around the world. Your point is? The key is what motivates these programmers?
    It's not the programmers. It's the pointy-haired bosses.
  11. Re:Buffer overflow yet again on WinXP and WinAmp Vulnerable to Malicious MP3s · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    There are always buffer overflow bugs in various apps, like Apache, the PHP mod, etc. Maybe there's no good way of doing it?
    Yes, there is a good way of doing it. Just don't program in C, which is nothing but a glorified assembler where you have to do everything yourself.
  12. Re:Pathetic on WinXP and WinAmp Vulnerable to Malicious MP3s · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    Any buffer lacking good bounds checking is subject to this.
    That's because programmers keep programming in C, which is a glorified assembler, instead of using a HIGHER level language that handles all the plumbing so the programmers have some neurons left to think about the job at hand, instead of the nitty-gritty details of memory allocation.
  13. What it said: on Whisper Heard From Pioneer 10 · · Score: 2
    Gosh, I'm so depressed.

    I have this terrible pain in all the diodes on my left side, but no one ever listens...

  14. IN SOVIET RUSSIA... on Whisper Heard From Pioneer 10 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    ... Spaces probes works 30 years BEFORE launch.

  15. How about the rumor... on RIAA Now Targeting Retailers · · Score: 1

    How about a rumour about used record stores, in Chicago, being required to ID used record purchasers???

  16. Dupe? on AOL Awarded Millions in Spam Case · · Score: 2
    How fast can you say "DUPE" around here????

    Or does it seems that "DUPE!" is rapidly replacing "FIRST POST" around here????

    Inquiring minds want to know.

  17. Hehehehe... on Aussie Uni Dumps Dual-Boot In Favor of Linux · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Linux to lock down... Who'd have thought...

    I've met a tech who was working for a high-school, and 90% of his time was used in fixing Windoze computers after students messed-up with them. That changed when they installed some cards (don't remember the name of the cards) with RAM on them that effectively made the hard disks read-only, and stored in RAM whatever was written on the hard-disks.

    So, whenever a PC was screwed-up, all you did was power-cycle it once!

  18. Re:Elphants deserve love too on AOL Wins Anti-Spam Case · · Score: 2
    I want to own a monkey. Or a Congressman. Not much difference.
    Do you realize that a .sig like that helps PETA???
  19. Re:And the other 1%? on AOL Wins Anti-Spam Case · · Score: 2
    What's the other 1%? Desirable or cheap?
    Viagra.
  20. Re:Now to get back at the millionare spammer on AOL Wins Anti-Spam Case · · Score: 2
    Stage one was to flood him with real junk mail. Now Stage 2 is to sue his arse off :)
    Stage 3: ?????
    Stage 4: profit!!!
  21. Re:i'm so confused on AOL Wins Anti-Spam Case · · Score: 2
    Yeah, and Stalin looks like a regular saint compared to Hitler.
    That's because he did not lose the war.
  22. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA... on Rats, Robots, And Rescue Follow Up · · Score: 1, Troll

    ...it's the robots who get rescued (after they break down).

  23. Anglo-saxon ethnocentrism? on Kiwi Flight Before the Wright Brothers? · · Score: 2, Troll
    Is it the well-known anglo-saxon ethnocentrism that prevents them from looking elsewhere, say like France, where Clément Ader built working, powered aircraft as early as 1890?

    The french word for "airplane", Avion, was coined by Clément Ader in 1894. Many years before the Wright brothers would turn a propeller.

  24. IN SOVIET RUSSIA... on Rats, Robots, And Rescue Follow Up · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...it's the robots who get rescued (after they break down).

  25. S.F.A. on Company Christmas Gifts / Bonuses? · · Score: 2

    Sweet Fuck-All.