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  1. The future of salvery on Outsourcing Unit To Be Set Up In Indian Jail · · Score: 1

    Once the entire prison system is privatized, those "high wage" jobs will disappear as prisons become the 21st Century plantations. At that point, someone in Silicon Valley will have developed a way to automate prisoners' jobs, and the private prison system will go bankrupt. We will need to bail them out for fear that they go out of business and release all their 'customers.'

  2. Perhaps Jupiter has changed to suspenders on Jupiter Is Missing a Belt · · Score: 1

    When you are the biggest, you are expected to make a fashion statement.

  3. Intuitive Parking Assist on Stanford Robot Car Capable of Slide Parking · · Score: 1

    Standard on the Lexus LS460L, though not as thrilling. The Japanese auto manufacturers just don't seem to have a flare for the dramatic.

  4. Re:Yay! stupidity outlawed on FBI To Prosecute "Money Mules" · · Score: 0, Troll

    He-haw! It is much easier to go after the victims. They usually reveal themselves, so they are easy to find. They want to tell everyone agbout it, so a confession is easy. And they are a snap to prosecute, remember they are Victims! Guilt? Not-guilty? "Not my job, besides, everybody is guilty of something. After all, we are born guilty with original sin and damned without redemption."

  5. UFOs are not real either. on Telecom Plan To Take Over the Internet Isn't Real · · Score: 1

    Just a way for the government to cover-up aircraft experiments.

    "Reality is an illusion, albeit a very persistent one," Albert Einstein.

  6. What about APL? on Matplotlib For Python Developers · · Score: 1
  7. Never Underestimate Bad News on North Korea Announces Achieving Nuclear Fusion · · Score: 1

    They may have a hydrogen bomb.

  8. Who has the balls for that? on Ultrasound As a Male Contraceptive · · Score: 1

    Not me. You let them do that, and the next thing you know they will be microwaving them.

  9. Re:Intellectual property theft on Amazon Is Collecting Your Kindle Highlights & Notes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My notes are always plagiarized, mostly song lyrics coveted by the RIAA. If they publish mine, Amazon might have to kiss their cloud goodbye.

  10. Not so fast . . . on Possible Breakthrough In Hydrogen Energy · · Score: 2, Funny

    The algae have hired a lawyer and are suing the viruses, bacteria, and MIT for patent infringement.

  11. Re:You're seeing the problem on Methane-Trapping Ice May Have Triggered Gulf Spill · · Score: 1

    Yes, at a depth of 1.6 kilometers the pressure is about 160 atmospheres or ~160kg/sq. cm. Liquid methane needs about 45 atmospheres at a critical temperature of about minus 88 degrees Celsius, much colder than ocean water even at that depth. Any warmer and methane becomes a gas no matter what the pressure. Methane hydrates are methane gases trapped inside frozen water that can exist at up to water's freezing point. While not a liquid, methane hydrate is compressed to about 40 times the volume of the liquid, ~1g/cm3 at zero C. BTW, it takes a lot of frozen water to trap methane, more than five times the mass of the gas.

  12. Pissing in the Wind on Bill Gates Funds Seawater-Spraying Cloud Machines · · Score: 1

    Been there, done that. Also pissed out the Window, perhaps never to this scale.

  13. No Mention of Windows Mobile . . . on Android Sales Surpass iPhone Sales · · Score: 2, Insightful

    . . not in the article, press release, or NPD's site. At one time, it was the leader. Can anyone recall seeing anything else of Microsoft going from such a top position to nowhere (Bob doesn't count)?

  14. Why would they want to take $200 in COGS . . . on HP's Slate To Be Replaced By WebOS Tablet? · · Score: 1

    . . . out of their product by removing Intel's processor and Microsoft Windows? Well, there you go.

  15. Hard to Kill on Defense Chief Urges Big Cuts In Military Spending · · Score: 2, Informative

    When I was born, America was the industrial giant of the world. Economic theory held that a positive trade balance was necessary to remain an economic power and that "consumer driven" societies were doomed to collapse under a mountain of debt. Since then, we have given up our manufacturing leadership in every area but one -- weaponry. The military industrial complex is our last big manufacturing exporter of hard goods. True we are selling death on a scale that Wall-mart might envy, but just like the Soviet Union in the 1970-80s this is what keeps us as a world power. Many might say "good riddance" to such a role, but this industry will not go down without a fight, something that is probably second nature. Many Americans will support them too. Mr. Gates may slow the acquisition of new weapons. However, it will only take one contractor selling a "latest and greatest" weapon to another country instead of US for all of that to change.

  16. Churchill Was Right, Enough Already! on UK Election Arcana, Explained By Software · · Score: 1

    "It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried," Sir Winston Churchill. The Brits don't have to keep proving his point.

  17. Free is a good price on Microsoft's Free, Online Version of Office To Premiere This Week · · Score: 1

    I can afford it. No return hassles. No sales tax. No need for a warranty. No elevated expectations. Can they do this with Windows?

  18. A consumer version? on Bio-Detector Scans For 3,000 Viruses and Bacteria · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mom might finally feel comfortable eating out.

  19. Re:Found In Virtually All AV Software on Critical Flaw Found In Virtually All AV Software · · Score: 1

    Microsoft may not patch the kernel to integrate MSE, but MSE sure generates a lot of extra interrupts. And the overhead of handling them is onerous. I suspect they hook into the disc I/O. That would seem like a potential vulnerability.

  20. Official notice on The Boom (Or Bubble) In Federal Cybersecurity · · Score: 3, Funny

    Great post! Your idea has been patented, and you are now prohibited from implementing it.

  21. Real world advice on How To Behave At a Software Company? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    #1 write good code because you will someday want to look back to one thing you did 'right' (whatever that means)
    #2 arrive at work immediately after your boss and leave sometime after (s)he has said 'goodbye'
    #3 wake up each morning with the thought that 20 million Asians are after your job at a third the cost to your employer
    #4 know that coding for someone else is like building a BMW 750Li and watching some rich guy buy it from them
    #5 Ritalin is better than caffeine
    #6 listen to everyone and nod appreciatively, but do what you think is right
    #7 most importantly, don't pay attention to this idiot

  22. Outsourced Again! on 1 Molecule Computes Thousands of Times Faster Than a PC · · Score: 1

    Think of all the silicon that is going to be put out of work by one atom of iodine.

  23. Add a Hype Pixel on Is the 4th Yellow Pixel of Sharp Quattron Hype? · · Score: 1

    If they had a pixel that would hype the RGB pixels as much as they hype their ads, you would go blind watching their sets.

  24. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance . . . on 9/11 Made Us Safer, Says Bruce Schneier · · Score: 1

    . . . then baffle them with bullshit. Let's be honest, this problem is too complex for a group of humans to solve. Like viruses, there will always be vulnerabilities. We survived 9/11, and we would have survived with or without a new massive bureaucracy. So, why did we bother? The same reason they round up the usual suspects, tell god to bless america, or rail against injustice -- we need the release. It offers some hope, a chance to believe that there is a simple solution, pablum for the masses. By creating something so complex that no one can understand it, then no one has to explain it, and no one can break it. A conundrum locked inside a mystery wrapped in an enigma is both the impenetrable barrier and the perfect trap.

  25. Perhaps overkill on iPhone App Helps To Cure Vertigo · · Score: 1

    I had this problem and was told by my ENT to (1) sit in the middle of my couch (2) lean to the right till my head touched the arm (3) look up to my left (4) sit up straight (5) lean to the left till my head touched the arm (6) look up to the right (7) sit up straight. Repeat several times. Worked for me.