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  1. Re:What's there to celebrate? on Businessweek Covers Linuxworld · · Score: 1

    YHBT. YHL. HAND.

  2. Re:good hard sci-fi stuff on Top 10 New Sci-Fi/SF Authors? · · Score: 1

    > Often it seems that things are moving along with the plot and then suddenly the writer hit a deadline so wrote 5 more pages to conclude the book.

    I see you too have read Neil Stephenson's Diamond Age.


    Or "Snow Crash"... or "Zodiac"... actually, now that I think about it, "Cryptonomicon" is the only one of Stephenson's novels that seems to have a concluding chapter.

  3. Re:Ever Ride One?? on Segway Banned In San Francisco · · Score: 1

    OK, carefully stack some drinking glasses into a pile two or three feet high.

    Get on a FatLazyAmericanWay, get it up to top speed, and ride straight into the pile of glasses.

    Does the pile of glasses:

    a) get magically saved as the POINT-AUTOMATIC BRAKING UPON IMPACT comes to the rescue; or

    b) get smashed

    Buddy, you don't know how old I am or how intelligent I am. So sit your FatLazyAmericanWay-riding ass down and STFU. :)

  4. Re:Ever Ride One?? on Segway Banned In San Francisco · · Score: 1

    it is NOT LIKE A VEHICLE. It is an extension of your body. If you hit any obstacle, it automatically stops

    There's this thing called INERTIA. Ever heard of it?

  5. Re:The news from Astronomers on Bushfires Destroy Historic Mt. Stromlo Observatory · · Score: 1
  6. Photographs on Bushfires Destroy Historic Mt. Stromlo Observatory · · Score: 1

    The Observatory:

    http://news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,3600,231203, 00.jpg

    Here's a fascinating aerial photo:

    http://www.dailytelegraph.news.com.au/common/image data/0,1658,231155,00.jpg

    (All those burnt-out houses, and all those unburnt trees. WTF? It's as if the houses themselves were more flammable than the trees that surrounded them.)

    As a Sydneysider, my thoughts go out to those in Canberra. The fires weren't far away from Sydney last month.

  7. Re:Well put! on Decrypting the Secret to Strong Security · · Score: 1

    There are just too many ways to reverse engineer something these days .... debuggers, de-compilers, etc ....

    This is why everything should be open source!


    You still have to trust the compiler that turns your source into something useful.

  8. Re:FP! ...anyway... on Decrypting the Secret to Strong Security · · Score: 1

    I hasten to point out that the article was a criticism of RMAC. Just in case someone skimmed the parent post and promptly had a breakdown, thinking that 3DES was no longer The Mack.

  9. Re:What has happened to the USA? on Disney Wins, Eldred (and everyone else) Loses · · Score: 2

    In the name of all that remains good and true in the world, someone mod motherf*cking parent UP!

  10. Evolution on Disney Wins, Eldred (and everyone else) Loses · · Score: 5, Interesting

    OUR EVOLVING CONSTITUTION
    Imagine that you live in Plum Creek, a fictitious, medium size town somewhere in the United States. It has two high schools, East High and West High. The rivalry between the two schools' football teams has been a major feature of local culture for decades. Last year, a boy living next door to your home was playing on the West High team. He invited you to attend the season finale, the game against East High. It began with the usual rules; however, East High couldn't seem to move the ball. The team had big, strong players but they were slow, and they had no passing game.

    The referees reacted by announcing some rule changes. From now on, a team only needed thirty-nine and one half inches for a first down. And it had five attempts rather than four, but only if it didn't try a pass play. Any forward pass would end a series of downs.

    People sitting near you in the stands were quite upset about the changes. They were aware that two of the three referees were uncles, and the third a next door neighbor, of East High players. A committee elected by all the high school coaches in the state had hired the referees. But they had long term contracts, and it was almost impossible to get rid of one who was biased, corrupt, or incompetent.

    Many years ago, the coaches committee had also written a rule book, and all the coaches had then voted to adopt it. It stated that no rule could be changed without the written approval of three-fourths of the coaches. It also said, "A first down requires an advance of ten yards or more in no more than four plays." It didn't say anything about special limits on pass plays.

    When irate fans complained about the clearly fraudulent rule changes, the referees brushed them off. "You don't understand the rule book," they said, "it's a living document which evolves to meet the needs of changing times. And we have the authority to guide that evolution."

    You have just read a rough description of modern U. S. Supreme Court jurisprudence.

    (copied from http://ttokarnak.home.att.net/Evolution.html)

  11. Re:the bio on Slashback: :CueCat, Exercise, Wormage · · Score: 2

    Respect for the Shelley reference :)

  12. Re:More fragmentation on Ark Linux · · Score: 2

    I wouldn't put Debian in that list. That would be analogous to having one of the Big Three car manufacturers a) refusing to release a new car until it was proved that a new car was necessary and b) refusing to release that new car until every single nut, bolt, and chip in that new car had been stress-tested for years.

  13. Re:stick a rusty fork in my eye on S-11 Redux: (Channel) Surfing the Apocalypse · · Score: 2

    i can't be the only person in america who cringes every time the president tries to say something off the top of his head. how in holy hell did a man that profoundly stupid become president of the united states?

    I suggest you read "Stupid White Men" by Michael Moore.

  14. Legal challenge? on X-Box Private Key Challenge Ended · · Score: 2

    Or maybe someone with a clue pointed out to them that it would take greater than the lifetime of the Universe and require more disk space than currently exists?

  15. "Running Linux" on 25 Years of O'Reilly Books · · Score: 5, Informative

    O'Reilly's "Running Linux" (Welsh and Kaufman, authors) is one of my "must-have" books. I have 3 copies -- one on my desk at work, one on my bookshelf at home, and one at my girlfriend's place. (Just in case!)

  16. Re:No LOTR Logo/Icon? on LOTR: The Two Towers · · Score: 2

    How's this for a theory.

    Because Peter Jackson's "The Lord of the Rings" is a labor of love, created by a team who all know and love the story and the characters, filmed in the most beautiful locations in the world, performed by an ensemble of great actors who ate, slept, and breathed their characters TOGETHER for years, and led by a man who stood up to the suits and said "Fuck the budget, we're doing it RIGHT, trust me!" ... and George Lucas's "Star Wars" is just...well.. George Lucas's "Star Wars".

  17. Re:Since When Did America Have a Tech Edge? on Whither America's Technological Edge? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    - Who invented the transistor?
    - Who started the computer industry?
    - Who invented nuclear power?
    - Who put human beings on the moon and then brought them back safely 6 times


    Actually, now that I think about it...

    Transistor, the team at Bell Labs. Score one for the USA.
    Computer industry? I'd say the team led by England's Alan Turing.
    Nuclear power? I'd say the team led by Italy's Enrico Fermi, or if you look back further, New Zealand's Ernest Rutherford.
    Putting humans on the moon? I'd say the team led by Germany's Werner von Braun.

    OK, that's one from four. Nothing to really brag about. And my comment about "in our lifetimes" still stands.

  18. Re:Since When Did America Have a Tech Edge? on Whither America's Technological Edge? · · Score: 2

    How about something since we were all born?

  19. Re:Amazon rejected my review... on Should You Trust Website Customer Reviews? · · Score: 2

    Amazon sells BOOKS, not PEOPLE. Therefore you should be reviewing the BOOK, not the AUTHOR.

  20. Re:Other materials on Andy Grove Says End Of Moore's Law At Hand · · Score: 2
    I'm looking forward to semiconductors based on carbon crystals

    Looking forward? Hell, kids have been unlocking AMD chips with graphite pencils for quite a while now :)

  21. Re:IN CAPITALIST AMERICA on Sklyarov Tells U.S. Court, 'I'm no hacker' · · Score: 2

    If you'd made it "...law violates YOU!" it would have been wittier. But you still got a chuckle outta me.

  22. Re:have you seen the price for a license? on PGP's New Release, Source Code, and PRZ · · Score: 2

    Err, how about $39 for life? Did you actually READ anything at pgp.com?

  23. Re:Good Idea on Kiwi Geeks Seek Domain · · Score: 2

    Events or developments like this always remind me how small New Zealand is, and how tightly-knit its IT/Internet/Telco geek community is. I look down the list of proposal supporters and recognise maybe three quarters of the names there; know personally maybe half the names there; and know on a first-name, face-to-face, is-it-your-round-or-mine basis maybe a quarter of the names there.

    Kia kaha!

  24. "Stuff that matters." on The Heretofore Unpublished Letters of Ernest Glitch · · Score: 2

    I'm not sure which is more indicative of Slashdot's editorial decline -- this story, or the rash of duplicates.

  25. Re:Turnaround Time on PGP's New Release, Source Code, and PRZ · · Score: 2

    So wait your 30 days, then post details of the bug/exploit/hole/whatever to Usenet anonymously. No big deal.