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Segway Banned In San Francisco

bhsurfer writes "The city of San Francisco has banned the Segway [CNN.com] from it's sidewalks before they've even arrived. Apparently Santa Cruz, Oakland and San Mateo are considering a ban as well. What a bunch of spoilsports...or are they? Any thoughts on this?" According to the article, hiring high-powered lobbyists may have backfired. but the city claims safety concerns are behind the decision.

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  1. Not sure how they could ban something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    before they have any testing or real user experience on which to base their decisions.

    1. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by User+956 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not sure how they could ban something before they have any testing or real user experience on which to base their decisions.

      Because Tom Ammiano is a spoiled little bitch.

      From the article:
      Tom Ammiano, a San Francisco supervisor who supported the ban said Segway's campaign rubbed officials the wrong way.

      New Hampshire-based Segway hired lobbying firms but has made no contributions to any public officials or candidates, said Matt Dailida, the company's director of state government affairs.


      Basically, Ammiano is pissed that Segway didn't try to buy him off.

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    2. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's simple. The segway clashed with the clothes of all the gay guys there! They couldn't have that heppen. Not to mention they wouldn't see any more cute asses on all the unsuspecting straight men if they use the segway.

    3. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If skateboarding and rollerblading are prohibited, then why on earth would letting abounch of trendy yuppies ride on the sidewalks in their lame 'lazy boy scooters' be cool? Oh, yeah it's a trendy yuppie thing, so it should be ok....

    4. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by AndroidCat · · Score: 4, Funny
      They're probably worried about people recreating that classic SF car-chase scene from whatever that movie was. :^) (Bullet? Steve McQueen?)

      There is a local mall that's near an elderly care centre, and it is a little unnerving when an attack wing of grannies on those electric trikes come whizzing down the mall at you on seniors' discount day.

      I suppose all those people who wanted a Segway could get one of those electric trikes, slap on a grey wig and go for it... But I don't know if anything less agile than a bicycle, heavier too, should be mixing with pedestrians at 15 mph on the sidewalk. (And you just have know that they'll be riding their Segway while talking on their cellphone, admit it!) They haven't banned them from the roads, have they? Heh.

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    5. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not? As you can see here, the assal region is still perfectly visible.

    6. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Oddly enough, the ban in SF was pushed by the elderly/disabled lobby...worried that they'd get run over.

      I move that we ban electric wheelchairs from the sidewalks as well, since they seem to functionally be similar, if not identical in their ability to mow someone over.

    7. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      New movie coming out near you: The Segway Warrior.

      Civilization has collapsed, the gasoline is gone, the only remains are gathered near wind-farms for power. Except for "I just get these headaches" Max, the .. Segway Warrior!

      "You can Segway, but you can't hide!"

    8. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by jdeking1 · · Score: 1

      Mind you, I don't honestly know if I would buy one of these or not. I don't drive, by choice; I used to, but now I ride a bike or take public transport. I'd have to give it a test drive to decide whether it was worth my while first. The fact that a lot of people would think I looked like a doofus riding this beast is not that much of a factor, quite honestly. That they would is a given; if that was all I was concerned about, I wouldn't even give this machine a second thought.

      I can see banning them from sidewalks. Many localities bar bicycles from the sidewalks in downtown areas, for safety reasons. I've had my share of close calls. However, since the places where I've lived (Florida, western NY) tend to have either bike lanes (Florida) or paved shoulders (NY) wide enough to accomodate the Segway, I don't see the point in banning them from the street.

      Here's an interesting tidbit. I work with a fellow contractor who was a mechanical designer for Kamen's company when the Segway was under development, and he was able to test-drive early models. They originally had the wheels front-and-back, rather than side-to-side. I imagine that the width of the production models might have something to do with concerns about letting them on the streets where no bike lanes exist. They do appear to be rather wide for safe travel on shoulderless roads.

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    9. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      They're probably worried about people recreating that classic SF car-chase scene from whatever that movie was. :^) (Bullet? Steve McQueen?)
      That was What's up, doc?.
    10. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Sure, I couldn't imagine a Lamborgini mixing it up with city trafic...going 200mph or so...You know, its full speed, the only speed it's capable of...

    11. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by hype7 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Basically, Ammiano is pissed that Segway didn't try to buy him off.


      Spot on, unfortunately. Whilst Segway spent a lot on some very good lobbyists, they decided against political donations.

      Now, there are all these stupid little local politicians deciding that the Segway is "unsafe". All the while, traffic congestion will continue to grown.

      You know what? I think there's a grand opportunity for a bit of public disobedenience here... just ride the damn things on the sidewalk anyway.

      -- james
    12. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by br0ck · · Score: 2, Funny


      Segwaying is not a crime!

    13. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Electric Wheelchairs do not go 15mph
      They move at around 5mph
      Walking pace for a normal sized adult.
      You would want to put cripples in the street so you could run them over with your fucking Ford excursion wouldn't you? You peckerwood!
      Fucker.

    14. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by n3k5 · · Score: 1

      It's sad how the design of US towns and streets is focused on cars. Over here, we have cycle lanes (sadly, also not enough) and probably would/will make the Segways drive there. The same was done with rollerskaters: too fast and dangerous for the sidewalks, too slow and fragile for the streets.

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    15. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      really?

      he's actually done more for the city than say a segway or a willie brown.

      brown basically sold off sf to the highest bidders during the boom.

      i'm sorry but if you're gonna badmouth then try to do so in an informed way.

    16. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by JimPooley · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you can get there on a segway, you could ride a bicycle or you could WALK. It would do you a hell of a lot better than standing on some ridiculous overpriced machine.

      Politicians have got the right idea if you ask me. I don't want some idiot riding one of those things on the same footpath I'm walking on.

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    17. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      public disobedenience [sic]

      Oh, grow up, punk!

      Hope you feel the same way after I clothesline you while you come vrooming past and the policeman who helps you to your feet issues you a ticket.

      Public disobedience for a motor scooter! Now, how screwed up must the rest of your priorities be...?

    18. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by joetee · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Please mod parent up.
      (Nice grafitti ya coined there!)

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    19. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by hagardtroll · · Score: 1

      Remember when Snowboarding was new? Ski resorts all over the place were baning snowboards on their slopes. Now there is only one ski place in the east that bans snowboarding. Some backward little hill in Vermont. All of the claims that "Snowboarding is dangerous to skiers." and "Snowboarders push all the snow off the mountain" proved to be without merit.

    20. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by Eustace+Tilley · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ... you could ride a bicycle or you could WALK
      ... or drive a car. As Brad Wardell has pointed out, the idea is to provide a lightweight alternative to automobiles for short trips that will appeal to those who would otherwise use a car. Walkers and cyclists are not the problem for which Segway is a solution.
    21. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maby if you weren't such a fat slob, you could be move around them fast enough. Don't bitch about the Segway if you're too fat and poor to use one.

    22. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      true-dat...why do I picture this as the next lawsuit magnet device...a bunch of fat slobs getting pissed because they can't afford it...go back to the bar you alcoholic bitch, quit hating on my mad segway skillz yo

    23. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by eam · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My biggest problem with Segway is that the creator has said that it would be used on the sidewalk. He also said the top speed was 12.5 mph. I don't want to get hit by someone going 12.5 mph walking, segwaying, skating, or riding a bike.

      I wonder how long before two morons on segways talking on their cellphones ram into each other in a head-on collision at top speed.

      At a minumum the company making them should prove how safe they are in a collision by having a couple executives ram each other. At top speed. Also they should show how safe they are for pedestrians by ramming a few executives while they stand on the sidewalk.

      How long before someone posts some mods to get a segway going at 80mph?

    24. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the same argument back in the beginnings of the automobile days. "If you can get there by auto coach you could ride a horse there !" This is progress of some sort, and in the right direction. Devices like this have potential to minimize sprawl.....

      I do agree that most of us need to get off our fat duffs and WALK....

      J

    25. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by schmim · · Score: 1

      I'll be ridin' one of these around instead.

      http://www.transamws6.com/pics/goped.jpg

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    26. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is the top speed of someone who runs??????? We don't prevent people from walking on the sidewalks in case they decide to run and accidently run into people.

    27. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by S3pulchrav3 · · Score: 1

      I think they call them side'WALK's for a reason. So that you can walk on them. Thats's why most major metropolitan centers have banned rollerblading from them as well. So I think its appropriatet that wheeled devices like rollerblades, bicycles and segway whatsits should be relegated to the street where they logically belong. At least with rollerblades though, you stand a chance of getting out of a cars way in time. ;-) I hope nobody spent too much of there money on thier dork-mobiles in the cities that have banned them.

    28. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can get there on a segway, you could ride a bicycle or you could WALK.

      I think I'd prefer to share a sidewalk with a Segway than with a bicycle.

    29. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by muzthe42nd · · Score: 1

      well, i don't know about that. at our school we have two kids in electric wheelchairs, and they mow us down. they move very very fast, far too fast for the corridors, and they don't care about us normal walkers, or our ankles

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    30. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by warpath · · Score: 1
      I wonder how long before two morons on segways talking on their cellphones ram into each other in a head-on collision at top speed.

      Wow. I can already see the next FOX special: World's Most Spectacular Segway Crashes!

    31. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by Anonym0us+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

      If you can get there on a segway, you could ride a bicycle or you could WALK

      Or you could drive an SUV.

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    32. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by talldark · · Score: 1

      on the sidewalk? :)

    33. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by Anonym0us+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

      It would be safer for you if a careless pedestrian collided with you than if you were on a segway.

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    34. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by User+956 · · Score: 1

      Ride a bicycle? In San Francisco?

      wtf are you smoking?

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    35. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by astris · · Score: 1

      Looks to me that the only people who are going to end up as fat slobs are the people riding these ridiculous machines. They look like fun toys, but with their size and bulkiness, putting them on the sidewalks is probably not realistic. However, I don't think banning them before they're even out is fair. At least let us get a look at the fools who would actually ride them...

    36. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      you can look at someone who rides one right now. http://www.bookofseg.com i've used one for over 50+ days, over 7 miles per day over 100 gps logged miles so far. saved $10k+ and lost 10lbs with the extra time i have as opposed to sitting in traffic. feel free to send me an email if you'd like.

    37. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, Cal State University at Northridge has their campus cops patrolling for speeding wheelchair users now. No one should be banning wheelchair users but Segway's are unnecessary, especially in a city like San Francisco. Too many people alread walk. If they banned cars from the city then Segways, bicycles, and motorcycles would make sense on the STREETS.

      Greg

    38. Re:Not sure how they could ban something... by SpaceJunkie · · Score: 1

      How about creating inner-city segway lanes, closing down the roads, and banning cars. However unsafe a segway may be- they are a damnsite safer than cars ever were and ever will be. Sure- 12.5 MPH exec on a mobile might hurt a bit, but a 30mph car would be closer to terminal...
      I knwo which I'd rather be hit by. Surely with such a neat peice of sophisticated electronics - a couple of ultrasound range sensors and a loud warning would do the trick... You'd have much more chance of getting out of their way...
      Personally I think huge guzzling SUV's are the dork mobiles....

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  2. Mopeds? by BitHive · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've never lived in any of the cities in question, but I know in Honolulu that tourists can rent mopeds, and they drive them on sidewalks everywhere. I would much rather see them on Segways. It might even keep them out of the roads, too.

    1. Re:Mopeds? by skirch · · Score: 1
      and they drive them on sidewalks everywhere.

      Those aren't the sidewalks!

    2. Re:Mopeds? by Deflatamouse! · · Score: 5, Informative

      Really? I've lived there 10 years, 1/2 mile from Waikiki, and I've never seen mopeds on the sidewalks *everywhere*. I do ocassionally see groups of tourists with mopeds *on the road*. But I see more mopeds on the University of Hawaii campus than anywhere else. Not on sidewalks either.

    3. Re:Mopeds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As seen in The real world Hawaii crazy MTV

    4. Re:Mopeds? by kingofnopants · · Score: 1

      mopeds are capable of speeds above 35mph, they are street vehicles, not for sidewalk commuting.
      Segways go about 8mph and with specials keys can max out to about 15, a slower than a bike, faster than walking, they would be suitable for sidewalk use but difinitely not for street use.

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    5. Re:Mopeds? by kingofnopants · · Score: 1

      i posted too soon but my point was that mopeds and segways are very different machines and generally neither could replace the other

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    6. Re:Mopeds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i lived in santa cruz..they even banned dogs on the main street in town.. doesn't matter since most of the streets have a bike lane...

    7. Re:Mopeds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I lived in the Punahou area, really close to Waikiki. I never once saw a moped on the sidewalk. But I did see them all over the roads, driven by both tourists and kama'aina.

      No motor vehicle should be on the sidewalk, anywhere. Believe it or not, there are still some of us out there who like to exercise our legs once in a while without fear of being hit by a motor vehicle.

    8. Re:Mopeds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the FUCK is the parent a post? Are you moderators denying the fact that the Indian chick in Real World: Hawaii was a sexy-assed bitch? If so, you need eyeglasses (or some taste). If not, then the parent is "off-topic", but NOT a troll.

      Lamers.

    9. Re:Mopeds? by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1

      well, the OT might be exaggerating, but not much. Even on Hawaii and Kauai you see much bad behavior from scooter types.

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  3. makes sense by tps12 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    San Francisco is very hilly. No doubt they anticipated old ladies being run down by out-of-control Segwii and decided to knit the problem in the butt.

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    1. Re:makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SEGWII??

      Between that, Xboxen, and Zaurii... damn...

    2. Re:makes sense by bdr1 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Segwii???

      Beofre inventing plural forms of proper nouns, get your English straight.

      The phrase is "nip them in the bud", as in preventing something from flowering. Althought "knit them in the butt" conjures up wonderful images of these aforementioned old ladies wielding deadly knitting needles.

      Perhaps you were thinking of a "stich in time"?

    3. Re:makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you meant:

      "Before" instead of "Beofre"

      "stitch" instead of "stich"

      Stones, glass houses, etc, etc.

    4. Re:makes sense by bdr1 · · Score: 1

      you're right, I should have proofed it. Although at least these were typos, I wasn't inventing words and phrases out of whole cloth. (PS. it's etc ... you anonymous fucking coward)

    5. Re:makes sense by bdr1 · · Score: 1

      Note to brain dead moderators -- "offtopic" refers to something completely outside of the discussion , not merely a divergence from the main post. That's why these forums are refered to as "threads". The post I was replying did make a legitimate point but in a manner that was strayed far to close to the realm of what I call "computer illiteracy" (those who know their way around a computer so well that they've forsaken regular communication.) You'll consider this response "off topic" as well. Next time I'll cut and paste one of those hundred other similar responses so it too will be proper evidence of the Slashdot Hive Mind

  4. Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by HyperMind · · Score: 0, Interesting

    With a top speed approaching 40mph (as reported on CNN this morning) those contraptions are definately NOT suitable for sidewalks and should be licensed as any other motorized transport.

    IMHO

    1. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by jumpingfred · · Score: 1

      I thought that the speed of these things was 12mph not 40mph.

    2. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by Dark+Bard · · Score: 5, Informative

      The ones being sold to the public have an 8 mph limiting key. The industrial ones had a top speed of 15 mph but aren't meant for streets. The skate boarders and bicycles go faster than that on sidewalks. The are a potential hazard but so are many legal devices.

    3. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Out of my way, jerkass!!!!

    4. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by martissimo · · Score: 1

      40 MPH?????

      though frankly i do remember at some point reading specs on their website about their "off road capable" model being able to hit 15.

      not saying that i would like to be hit one at 12 MPH on the other hand, it certainly wouldnt be pleasant, but it's nothing like turning the sidewalks into the mini highways you imply ;)

    5. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by HyperMind · · Score: 1

      Can you honestly say that with the myriad hackers growing bored with the X-box, they won't try to mod the Seg? It's inevitable.

    6. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by Jackazz · · Score: 5, Informative
      Top speed: 12.5 mph

      Human powered top speed: 80.6 mph

      and after some quick calculations
      60/((9.7*16)/60)
      Human top speed on foot: 23 mph

      12.5 mph doesn't seem so dangerous to me, it is about 3 times faster than I walk comfortably, and slightly faster than when i jog.

    7. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, this is Slashdot. Everything will be blown out of proportion as the discussion progresses.

      By 10pm tonight, people here will be talking about how Segways should be banned completely because of the sonic boom they cause shattering windows.

    8. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by Deflatamouse! · · Score: 1

      Technically, in a lot of cities, bicycles are not allowed on the sidewalks either, but most of the time it is not enforced because those who tend to ride bikes on the sidewalks are kids, and its safer for them to be off the road.

    9. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I'm 300lbs plus probably another 100lbs for my bicycle and I travel upwards of 50-60mph with my electrical assist. It isn't always posible or safe for someone on a bicycle to ride in the street (people have been known to try to hit you or just be so busy with rush hour and their cell phone they don't see you) so I admit that at times I ride on the sidewalks. I'm not a big Segway fan but I think that a ban before something has proven to be a problem is shitty behavior. These things are certainly no more dangerous than electric wheelchairs or skaters and certainly are less dangerous than a bicycle or moped.

      The real problem is that it isn't safe to ride bicycles, skateboards, rollerblades, Segways, etc in the street. Most areas set aside no room for people using such alternative forms of transportation and they don't make any effort to make the streets safe for them. Most areas I've been you're lucky if there is a sidewalk decent enough to ride such things. My sisters wheelchair frequently has to roll out into traffic to get her from point A to point B and it certainly isn't safe for her or the drivers.

      As voters we should push for equal access for pedestrians and those using alternative transportation - to much is given over to automobiles. Cheaper, safer, more ecological.. what part don't we like? :)

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    10. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by Brainboy · · Score: 1

      Well there is a move toward a 'alternative' transportaition lane, in the Northeast anyways. Many of the cities have bike lanes, where skateboarders, roller bladers and others go when they want to zoom past the slow pedestrians. I assume Segways could be used here as well.

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    11. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      Technically, in a lot of cities, bicycles are not allowed on the sidewalks either, but most of the time it is not enforced because those who tend to ride bikes on the sidewalks are kids, and its safer for them to be off the road.

      No it's not, unless they're just learning how to ride and staying in residential areas with no pedestrians, buildings well set back, and no shrubs or bushes near the street. The sidewalk is a minefield of blind spots, cars emerging from parking structures, people emerging from buildings, uneven surfaces, hard-to-see low obstacles, and erratic pedestrian behavior.

      Riding on the sidewalk is one of the most dangerous things to do - not only for yourself, but for others as well.

      The reason police don't go after sidewalk cyclists is because they're mainly endangering only themselves (except in crowded downtown areas, where they often do go after them) and because it isn't worth the grief.

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    12. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by jCaT · · Score: 1

      Slightly faster? 12.5 mph equates to a 4:48 mile. 10mph is a 6 minute mile. That's a helluva jog, son!

    13. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      That sounds great. I've seen those in small areas usually around a park or pedestrian business section (shopping malls) but have never lived anywhere that covered the majority of the city in that way.

      Try getting in cross country travel (especially crossing busy bridges) and things just get worse. I used to walk to work as I lived only a couple miles away and it took me longer to cross a small river than the whole rest of the walk because nobody would let a pedestrian take a minute to cross the short bridge.

      In Miami it wasn't to bad for pedestrians and bicyclists as a whole but I was hit by cars several times while living there (including once by a limo).

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    14. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see...

      Segway - 70lbs
      Rider - ~175lbs
      = 245lbs

      245lbs @ 12mph is equivalent to being run over by an NFL linebacker. For anyone over 55 this results in a broken hip or worse.

    15. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except that it stops instantly on running into anything. I've allowed a segway to hit me at top speed, and barely staggered.

    16. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      300 lbs?
      In rest-of-the-world and human-readable units that's about 150 kg, right?

      It should be criminal for people like you to ride a Segway.

      A bike with "electrical assist"? Why am I not surprised?

      Get off your fat disgusting ass and use your legs and feet for what they're intended to do: WALK!

      You don't have to "excercise" or buy ugly plastic overalls and shoes to run around in parks with. Just walk. Or ride a real bike. Eat normal food, but not so much and not so often.

      It's so damn simple.

    17. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer, computer magazine columnist, something with computers?

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    18. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by appleprophet · · Score: 1

      A couple things:

      A) You're forgetting that momentum = velocity * mass. The segway adds 70 pounds to the equation.
      B) I take it you haven't run on a treadmill recently... A 4.13 MPH walk is very fast. It's doable, but unless you're 6'10, I really doubt that that's a comfortable walk. Secondly, you don't jog anywhere near 12.5 MPH. That's 4:53 minute mile.

    19. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      Then again, the key for sidewalk use drops it down to 8 mph which is in the 7 minute mile range. That's reasonable jogging speed and you hit 8 only if you're maxing the thing out.

    20. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by tigga · · Score: 1
      except that it stops instantly on running into anything. I've allowed a segway to hit me at top speed, and barely staggered.

      I wonder where energy goes - it's nice it stopped immediately but if person riding it does not pay attention he/she may go overboard.

    21. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by PissedOffGuy · · Score: 1

      No it's not, unless they're just learning how to ride and staying in residential areas with no pedestrians, buildings well set back, and no shrubs or bushes near the street.

      you just described 99% of suburbia. i avoid riding on the road at all costs and would recommend the same to everybody i know.

    22. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by plasm4 · · Score: 0

      you do realize that it is possible for one to weigh 300 pounds and not be fat right?

    23. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're forgetting that momentum = velocity * mass.

      What matters here is kinetic energy. This makes doubling velocity more important than doubling mass.

    24. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by Jackazz · · Score: 1
      My best 3 mile race is 15:13, and when i'm in shape i can run 10 miles in an hour during a workout. Too bad i've been a lazy slob lately, so i'm usually about 7 min/mile for half an hour.

      I'm really a middle distance runner, 800 meters was my event. My best time in high school was 1:57.

      sorry for being offtopic...I just couldn't resist re-living my running days :-)

    25. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I'm 6'6 and I can crush your ass like a tin can. I couldn't use a Segway probably as their top weight limit is around 300lbs and besides I like more active tasks. I move under my own power more in a week probably more than you do in a year - the electrical assist is mostly cus I like gadgets (ebike.com) and sometimes am tired by the time I have to come home. I throw largs logs over my shoulders and haul them around for exercise and each one probably weighs more than your skinny ass so watch who you insult punk. ;) I'm sure I probably eat more than you but I also am probably a lot bigger and a lot more active. Just because I'm a geek doesn't mean I can't break you over my knee. ;)

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    26. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I work in computers among other things. Programmer, technicial, system admin, security guy, network admin, etc.. all those things that often get put under one hat. Also do various business functions when called upon with quite a lot of experience in shipping and purchasing.

      Lately on top of those things I've been helping with farm activities, harvesting trees, and construction.

      Come summer when it's warm enough I'm going to build a boat by hand. So I guess you could say I do a little of everything. Right now I'm working something like 18-20 hours a day. Fun eh? ;)

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    27. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, a Simpson's quote gone awry. Wow, a boat by hand? have you had experience with that kinf of building before? About two years ago I stayed in Tasmania with a guy who was building a boat the traditional way. It was almost finished and it was absolutely beautiful. I'd love to go back now and see it in the water.

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    28. Re:Too FAST for pedestrian walkways by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I've been working on models of my boat for a couple years. This will be the first life sized version. It'll be sort of a new experience for me. It's a boat designed around a distributed model so that it is built of modules in lego-style. Should be fun. :)

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  5. I still don't get it. by God_Retired · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Segway, cool toy, but I just don't see what I would do with it. I can already go on my skateboard pretty damn fast. If I need to go faster I have a bike. If faster than that, my truck. Otherwise I'm walking. I don't get where it fits in, other than some lazy asses and maybe a heavy duty one for delivering mail along the boardwalk.

    I'm not even sure that my kid thinks they're cool. I'll ask when I get home.

    1. Re:I still don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try being on your feet all day... meter maids for instance. It isn't about speed nor laziness (one could still argue the latter though). Foot patrol coppers are using them too. If you need your kid's approval on what is "cool", then you aren't.

    2. Re:I still don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Segway is cool if you have to go up some of those hills in SF. How fast do you think you could skateboard UP Market St?

    3. Re:I still don't get it. by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 5, Interesting

      IMHO they're a pretty stupid idea. Most sidewalks are so chaotic that they wouldn't be worth riding anyways. They're too expensive to lock outside, too heavy to carry into the office or onto public transit, too big to stuff under your desk... never mind how they'll do for vehicle range or power consumption. They're not sheltered, so there's no advantage in the rain, they're too slow for the roads, too slow for bicycle lanes even, but too fast to go anywhere people go.

      They're a solution looking for a problem.

    4. Re:I still don't get it. by Chillblaine · · Score: 1

      I think one of the points people are missing with the segway when they compare to other forms of transport is its inbuilt control technology. Most forms of transport are about getting some momentum behind you and just going along with it. With the segway it seems to make more incremental "steps". The comparisons people are making are like comparing running to walking.

      (Disclaimer: I have never rode on one of these things, but then neither have most of the other posters here.)

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    5. Re:I still don't get it. by The+Infamous+Grimace · · Score: 2, Insightful

      " I don't get where it fits in, other than some lazy asses and maybe a heavy duty one for delivering mail along the boardwalk."

      Isn't SF known for it's hills? How about the elderly, infirm, handi-capped, disabled or injured? How about those who already make a living walking all day?

      (tig)

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    6. Re:I still don't get it. by sketerpot · · Score: 1
      I guess the average 300 pound (about a zillion kg) /.er would need one.

      I won't comment on the fact that you are a pathetic troll who needs to get a life; there are plenty of creatures that I could say that about. But not only are you an immature jerk, which isn't much of a distinction, you obviously have no idea how to do metric conversions!

      Hammer this into your head: a kilogram weighs more than a pound. A 300 pound person would weigh 136.4 kilograms, not "about a zillion kg".

      And don't start a new paragraph every line. It, like you, grows annoying quickly.

    7. Re:I still don't get it. by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      Golly. I had no idea that 300 pounds would weigh 136.4 kilograms. I always thought that converting any pound weight, no matter the number, into kilograms would either be "a zillion" or "a bazillion". All my years of doing metric/imperial conversion for NASA has found a doubter.

      I, like you, grow annoying quickly.

    8. Re:I still don't get it. by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Hey, I still use my Zappy scooter[zapworld.com]. Nice part about that boy is that I travel at 10mph, don't have to site down, and can fold the thing up and take it with me inside. Hell, I've worn a suit while riding this thing. (Gotta watch the puddles.)

      The unit is about 35 pounds, so it is just on this side of weildable. My complaints are the belt between the motor and the drive wheel snaps whenever my wife uses it, and it is to heavy for her to lug around.

      She has her eyes on something called the "Zooter" board that is apparently much lighter.

      One of these days I'm going to dust the puppy off, replace the 12V lead acid battery with a NIHM, and then see about replacing the belt with something that will last more than 3 weeks.

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    9. Re:I still don't get it. by marko123 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, you got it all right. Years ago, when they were spouting, "Cities will be redesigned around this invention!" we thought that it would be so great, that the cost of redesigning a city was well worth it. What they actually meant, was that it has no place in today's cities. Doh!

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    10. Re:I still don't get it. by sprintkayak · · Score: 1

      I got to try one this weekend (Thanks Phil) and learned the coolest thing about the Segway. It uses regenerative braking. So even though you use a good amount of battery going up a big hill, you get a lot back on the way down. Does wonders for vehicle range and power consumption.

    11. Re:I still don't get it. by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 1

      I agree. The only place I can think of where they make a lot of sense is in a large factory or convention center, or something like that.

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    12. Re:I still don't get it. by funkdancer · · Score: 1

      I'm so tempted to chime in with a rant about fat, overweight, under-exercised Americans here who'd need their cars to travel anything in excess of ... 20 metres. But then again, if they're gonna travel those 20 metres in a car they might as well go splash out on a Segway - it's much better for the environment.

      I still can't shake my first impression of arriving in Newark October '99 for an Allaire developers conference in Boston, my first trip to the states. I saw more grossly overweight people on that airport in half an hour than I had in my last five or so years back home in Oslo, Norway.

      Me? I'm a pushbike rider who wouldn't trade in his Gary Fisher or Trek Y22 with a Segway lest they paid him a very large sum of money. Uhm, I've also got a car, an '02 LEV Honda Civic Hatch, plus a motorbike. They are used only when going for longer hauls - preferrably not through the CBD. [Melbourne, VIC.]

      Uhm, picture this: Lanesplitting between cars in rush hour with a Segway at 20 km/h? No? Thought so... :)

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    13. Re:I still don't get it. by ibpooks · · Score: 1

      Moreover, those of us who live in snowy climates know that these would be completely absurd 6-8 months out of the year. It's hard enough to get around with a truck and and a pair of boots, let alone on a stupid scooter.

    14. Re:I still don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cause some of us have trouble balancing on a skateboard. and a self balancing two wheeled device is a gift from the gods :)

    15. Re:I still don't get it. by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      No that I'm having any second thoughts about the device's uselessness, but I would love to see how the device with its gyroscopic balancing handles on the ice.

      There could be a whole market for gyroscopic stand-up mini-taboggans.

    16. Re:I still don't get it. by JennyWL · · Score: 1

      Dr. Evil refers to "a solution looking for a problem."

      I beg to differ. My wife has a back injury that makes it excruciating for her to ride in a car (at least in my little Volvo), but she can stand for a half hour at a stretch. She's on way too much pain medication to consider driving her pickup (someone would end up pancaked for sure) and so the result is that she's housebound until a) the boredom outweighs the pain she knows will result from a trip to the store, and b) I'm home to drive her there. To her a Segway represents FREEDOM AGAIN. It's a half mile to the nearest large store--she would never be able to stump that far with her cane, but she COULD zip down on a Segway and back up the hill again. Those granny power scooters someone referred to are a far inferior solution to her problem: they cost at least three times as much, and they don't maneuver nearly so well.

      All we need now is the right lottery ticket...

    17. Re:I still don't get it. by HoChiWaWa · · Score: 1

      its simple, its one more excuse for fat lazy americans to waste perfectly good money on somthing thats sole purpouse is needlessly preventing excercise from tainting our "soft and cuddly" bodies with that undesirable tough "muscle"

    18. Re:I still don't get it. by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i've lost 10 lbs since using my segway ht. how? i now get home sooner as opposed to sitting in traffic and use that time to exercise as well as other things i'd rather do. it's on my site if you're interested.

    19. Re:I still don't get it. by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      Just because you found a problem which fits the solution, doesn't mean it isn't a solution looking for a problem :-)

      BTW, congratulations on finding the second problem which suits the solution. We now have a device good for:

      • People who need mobility, but can't sit down
      • Mail carriers

      So we'll have sales for medical conditions where wheelchairs can't be used, and for people who can't use bicycles because it takes too long to get on and off of them.

  6. I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too... by Phosphor3k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Otherwise they are full of bullshit. One of the reasons they gave for banning it was that it weighs 70 pounds and goes 12 mph, meaning the device could cause injury to a pedestrian.

  7. Hmm... by Peterus7 · · Score: 1
    *wonders if this is the first 'meaningful' post?*

    Wasn't there talk of having the postal service ride segways? So what, will they just ban the postal service on san fran, make everybody e-mail?

    (I wouldn't mind.)

  8. That's Insane... by autopr0n · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Are they going to ban skateboards, roller blades, and inline electric scooters as well? Seaways are supposed to be safer then these things.

    Bleh, fucking lame ass government stifling innovation because of imagined phantoms. Lets keep things exactly the way they are, and then we don't have to worry about the unknown, nothing to fear (except for car crashes...)

    I hate this preemptive rulemaking bullshit. If something causes a problem out of proportion to it's benefit then ban it. Certainly they shouldn't be banned until they have been shown to be dangerous!

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    1. Re:That's Insane... by superdan2k · · Score: 1, Troll

      Let's clarify a few things: 1.) in most municipalities, it is ILLEGAL to ride a bicycle on the sidewalk, due in large part to the hazard to pedestrians. Rollerbladers move about as fast as a sprinting human, and as such represent a lower hazard.

      A Segway, I'm guessing, weighs in the neighborhood of 75 pounds. At the low training speed of 12mph, it moves as fast as an Olympic sprinter. 75 pounds of Segway + ~200 pound rider = 275 pounds. Getting hit by one of these would be like getting hit by an NFL linebacker on a blitz.

      Simple physics are enough to get it outlawed, and I'm hoping that my municipality -- Minneapolis -- will do the same thing.

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    2. Re:That's Insane... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      In Toronto, blades and boards have to be going VERY slowly to be allowed on the sidewalks. Bike are for the roads only. We need more bikelanes. Then, everyone is happy. Pedestrians, especially the old kind, which you will hopefully be one day, have their walkways, cars have their motorways, and bike, blades, boards and segways can share the bike lanes. That is a good solution to all involved.

    3. Re:That's Insane... by ctid · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Seaways are supposed to be safer then these things.


      I don't understand how the Segway, which weighs 69lbs can be safer than a skateboard, or rollerblades. I think that taking the laissez-faire attitude you propose might be difficult in a litigious culture. What if someone really gets hurt by a careless Segway user? Who pays? The temptation might be to sue the richest entity involved, namely the city which is responsible for the sidewalk. This way, the city can say that they did what they could to prevent the problem.

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    4. Re:That's Insane... by nosferatu-man · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Segway might be safer for the rider than a skateboard et. al., but it sure as shit isn't safer for the other people on the sidewalk. It's an extra 70lbs -- on top of who knows how much tofu- and sprout-fed mealy Californian -- moving at up to 15mph. Given how godawfully bad San Francisco drivers are, I shudder to think how many pedestrians would get plowed over by yuppie asshats with their new $8,000 toy.

      I have no problem with keeping these things off our sidewalks, for the same reasons that I have no problem with bicycles being confined to the street.

      'jfb

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    5. Re:That's Insane... by extrarice · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, a lot of cities have banned use of skateboards, skates (quads and inlines), bicicles, and other devices on sidewalks. I, for one, am thankful for that. I shouldn't have to worry about dodging a skater who isn't paying attention to what he's doing.

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    6. Re:That's Insane... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "Are they going to ban skateboards, roller blades, and inline electric scooters as well? Seaways are supposed to be safer then these things."

      On the sidewalks (like the article talks about...)? Yes.

      "Bleh, fucking lame ass government stifling innovation because of imagined phantoms."

      You don't think people riding heavy motorized machinery on sidewalks is going to be perfectly safe? We can't even keep people from being hit by cars, and they don't even drive on sidewalks!

      "Certainly they shouldn't be banned until they have been shown to be dangerous!"

      Why? Did you fail physics class? But if you'd like me to prove it to you, just stand right there...

    7. Re:That's Insane... by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't understand how the Segway, which weighs 69lbs can be safer than a skateboard, or rollerblades

      Um, maybe because it has brakes?

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    8. Re:That's Insane... by sql*kitten · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bleh, fucking lame ass government stifling innovation because of imagined phantoms.

      More likely, until they figure out the most lucrative way to tax them.

    9. Re:That's Insane... by twofidyKidd · · Score: 1

      I'm sure its been said already, but they haven't banned the thing altogether, just don't take it on the sidewalks. Hell, I don't think I'd ride one on such a small lane anyways. Next time RTFA.

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    10. Re:That's Insane... by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 4, Informative

      Hey asshole, here's a tidbit for you: we here in San Francisco don't give a flying handshake if lackwits from Ames, Iowa think Segways are safe. Respect the Federal system, and butt the fuck out.

      This measure wasn't something the big, bad government imposed upon us. Local pedestrian and bicycle organizations got together to make sure that the state's insipid redefinition of "pedestrian" to include people on Segways wouldn't fly in this city.

    11. Re:That's Insane... by s0n_of_wangus · · Score: 1

      Let's see if you still have the same opinion after you have been clipped by a Segway doing anything over 5 miles per hour. Don't hate preemptive rulemaking bullshit, the people who made this ruling have the foresight that you might lack. But, I guess that some people just have to be hit by the bus, er Segway, to realize it hurts...

    12. Re:That's Insane... by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      Rollerbladers move about as fast as a sprinting human, and as such represent a lower hazard.

      huh? rollerblades move as fast as bikes on a sidewalk, top speed around 30mph I just can't imaging doing that on a sidewalk on a bike or rollerblades, if I had my pick though I'd rather be hit by a rollerblader just because they're softer for the most part.

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    13. Re:That's Insane... by Shadowfoot · · Score: 1

      Most skaters are paying attention to what they are doing. Those that don't end up on the ground soon enough. The dangers occur at blind corners, whenever someone is moving fast, be it running, skating, cycling, or seging.

    14. Re:That's Insane... by catbutt · · Score: 1

      Actually they aren't brakes per se. Regardless, yes, that is the point....Segways can be stopped on a dime, and can otherwise move in ways similar to a pedestrian (turn in place, etc). They are inherently stable (at least if you believe the marketing, and most of the people who have used them). Skateboards, "razor scooters" and rollerblades are not nearly as stable and require much more skill to control ones speed.

    15. Re:That's Insane... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if you weren't such a fat fuck from riding your segway around all day you wouldn't have to jerk off to moderated porn and you could get a girlfriend.

      Think about it.

    16. Re:That's Insane... by Jordy · · Score: 1

      Are they going to ban skateboards, roller blades, and inline electric scooters as well? Seaways are supposed to be safer then these things.

      All of these are banned on San Francisco sidewalks.

      Bleh, fucking lame ass government stifling innovation because of imagined phantoms. Lets keep things exactly the way they are, and then we don't have to worry about the unknown, nothing to fear (except for car crashes...)

      The best reason for the ban to exist is due to the number of people on the sidewalk themselves in a number of areas. You can't walk without bumping into people in some places, so a Segway wouldn't be particularly safe.

      I hate this preemptive rulemaking bullshit. If something causes a problem out of proportion to it's benefit then ban it. Certainly they shouldn't be banned until they have been shown to be dangerous!

      San Francisco is very liberal (read: Big Brother loving) and therefore believes that they know what's best for people before they know it themselves.

      The city is quite interesting actually. It has a large number of hippies. They accepted the gay community with open arms when they came in. They accepted the Chinese community with open arms when they came in. Now they are nearly going to war with the yuppies that are coming in due to the vast difference in core values. Very interesting to watch.

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    17. Re:That's Insane... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate this preemptive rulemaking bullshit.

      It's like Minority Report without the overpaid actors and the time travel.

    18. Re:That's Insane... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus, you sound like a page out of Microsoft's 'innovation' handbook.

    19. Re:That's Insane... by outsider007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yes, more bike lanes is the answer. also if owners of electric cars get tax incentives for being eco-friendly so should people who commute on bikes.

      for the $5G you spent on a segway you could've gotten a really nice bike and have already started working off most of that beer gut.

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    20. Re:That's Insane... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      California has rarely been called "rational". Talk about hippies. I can't wait for the big wave to come and cleanse this nation... *chuckle*

    21. Re:That's Insane... by sulli · · Score: 1

      Here's my question (I live in SF). Why not focus on issues that are actually relevant today? Segway is such publicity-whore vaporware - you might as well ban hydrogen-powered cars, or GNU/HURD.

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    22. Re:That's Insane... by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

      Actually a human sprinter can hit 25 mph. 12 mph is more like the speed of the joggers that are already on the sidewalk. Segways are still better suited to bicycle lanes though, or more open spaces like parks and campuses.

      It's hard to see who's going to use them though - what do you do with it at your destination? Lug 65lb up the stairs? Chain $4000 to the railing? If you put fat tires on them they would be good for a lazy golfer I guess.

    23. Re:That's Insane... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps, banning something until it has been shown to be safe is the best way to go.

      I'm not pleased that DDT, and the Dalcon Shield, Thalidomide, asbestos, CFCs, etc. were released first, and shown to be dangerous after. Letting everyone do anything until it's demonstrated to be dangerous isn't wise, because some of what we're capable of is extremely harmful.

    24. Re:That's Insane... by Frank+of+Earth · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah! We are much more interested in how Christopher Lowell turns a piece of shit into a bigger piece of shit, but colorful.

      So go mind your freakin business and leave us to our champagne coolies and cats!

      [Karma to burn]

    25. Re:That's Insane... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Bleh, fucking lame ass government stifling innovation because of imagined phantoms.

      F=MA wasn't invented by the government.

    26. Re:That's Insane... by geekee · · Score: 1

      "Are they going to ban skateboards, roller blades, and inline electric scooters as well? Seaways are supposed to be safer then these things."

      I think by safer they mean the Segway is safer to ride than skateboards, etc., since it's designed not to fall over. I doubt they mean it's safer for a pedestrian to get hit by a Segway than to get hit by a person on a skateboard.

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    27. Re:That's Insane... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And so how is it that motorized wheelchairs allowed on sidewalks? They're the sase weight and speed as the Segway and are not any more pedestrian.

      Jim

    28. Re:That's Insane... by derch · · Score: 1

      You say: "Segway is such publicity-whore vaporware..."

      Amazon says: "Available now for delivery starting March 2003."

    29. Re:That's Insane... by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

      A lot of cities have banned skateboards in public parks as well..

      Insurance!

      Maybe parks should have EULAs..

    30. Re:That's Insane... by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, I'll explain it for you and all the other lazy ignorant types who lurk around here. The California law defines pedestrian, and it includes any wheelchair when the operator, "by reason of physical disability, is otherwise unable to move about as a pedestrian." The amenedment for Segway was just a giveaway, redefining anyone on a Segway as a pedestrian, which is absurd.

    31. Re:That's Insane... by miu · · Score: 1
      Now they are nearly going to war with the yuppies that are coming in due to the vast difference in core values.

      At last my "Die Yuppie Scum" pet-tote will regain its currency. Excellent.

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    32. Re:That's Insane... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Are they going to ban skateboards, roller blades, and inline electric scooters as well? Seaways are supposed to be safer then these things."

      Uh... they are banned. Banned on the sidewalk anyway. Banned anywhere the segway is/will be banned. Where do yo ulive that they aren't?

    33. Re:That's Insane... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey asshole, what did the REST OF THE CITY think? I hardly think 5% of your voting population could be accounted for by your pedestrian and bicycle organizations, not to mention vested interest in either.

      You smacked down a phantom group of users, for a product that doesn't exist en masse, because you're SCARED. That is, by definition, ridiculous.

      And I don't give a shit that you are in California or not or wherever the hell you are. You could be in Tokyo for all I care. You're nuts.

    34. Re:That's Insane... by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

      ...Respect the Federal system, and butt the fuck out.

      Really, And when was the last time California respected the Federal Government ban on Medical Marijuana? Anyways...

      I can bet segway use is not the most important issue in San Franisco. And banning segway use on "Safety" issues is a smoke screen, the real issue with the segway is some elected officals personally dont like it. So they made it illegal. If you really cared about safety, you would run a pilot program, and test it out. Here in Seattle they are working better than expected.

      I dont understand what everyones fear and loathing of the segway is, its just another transportation device. It doesnt go fast enough for street use, 12.5 mph(fastest) wont keep up with traffic. And 8mph on lowest speed seems perfect for sidewalks and bikelanes.

    35. Re:That's Insane... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, in a lot of places, Skateboards and Bikes are banned from the sidewalk. The reason people like myself often skate on the walk is because we do not crave death, pinned 'neath the wheels of a Volvo riding dowager.

      I think skateboarders are less of a risk, provided they have a basic level of skill. I can usually avoid hitting a given thing "x" ( child, cat, minivan ), although I might have to sacrifice my hands or something to do so. Don't think the same applies on the segway.

      -- Skater in Newtown, AU

    36. Re:That's Insane... by cpeterso · · Score: 1

      Respect the Federal system, and butt the fuck out.

      Really, And when was the last time California respected the Federal Government ban on Medical Marijuana? Anyways


      By "Federal system", he meant that each state within the federation of states can make its own laws.

    37. Re:That's Insane... by nettdata · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't understand how the Segway, which weighs 69lbs can be safer than a skateboard, or rollerblades.

      Dude... I'm a 275lbs rugby player that can't roller-blade for shit. Trust me when I say that ANY segway accident will be WAY safer than me "losing it" on my blades!

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    38. Re:That's Insane... by gilroy · · Score: 1
      Blockquoth the poster:

      I hate this preemptive rulemaking bullshit. If something causes a problem out of proportion to it's benefit then ban it. Certainly they shouldn't be banned until they have been shown to be dangerous!

      Wow, I usually try not to flame. But this is just stupid. Let's let everything happen, then pick up the pieces? That's outright irresponsible. "Really -- I just want my own nuke to feel secure. Let's give everyone a nuke. If it's a problem, we can ban them later."


      The "unknown" is not intrinsically unknowable. You can take a look at traffic densities and the Segway footprint and make an intelligent prediction about its impact. And, ultralibertarians aside, the purpose of a government is, in part, to secure the safety of its citizens. They made a judgment -- which is exactly what elected officials are elected to do. So the decision doesn't favor your latest cool toy. Get over it.

    39. Re:That's Insane... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm. SUV's are safer for the people in them, but not for the hundreds of people in cars they drive by every day. Why aren't SUVs banned?

    40. Re:That's Insane... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By "Federal system", he meant that each state within the federation of states can make its own laws.

      Unfortunately, that's not how the US "federal system" works.

    41. Re:That's Insane... by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 1

      Well I understand that most people never get more than 100 miles from their birthplace, and that many of the aforementioned birthplaces cannot be considered cosmopolitan by even generous estimates, and in fact most of them are downright shitholes, so I am willing to describe the situation for you. 3% of the population of San Francisco commutes to work on bicycle, and many more commute by foot, so the total size of the bicycle and pedestrian interest group is way over 5%. But, that isn't really relevant, because the ban was passed by the Board of Supervisors, a representative governmental body elected to their seats by the citizens of their districts, akin to the U.S. House of Representatives, but smaller.

      The bill was passed by a vote of 8 in favor and 2 against, so we can perhaps derive that 80% of the city was in favor of the ban.

    42. Re:That's Insane... by nosferatu-man · · Score: 1

      Because -- pace, Arianna Huffington -- there's actual utility to SUVs? Whereas there's no additional utility to riding your 75lb retardmobile on the sidewalk to offset the radically increased threat to public safety that such behavior causes?

      'jfb

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    43. Re:That's Insane... by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

      Is it just me, or does he "look" gay?

      Yeah, yeah - that's a horroble thing to say, but he still "looks" gay to me.

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    44. Re:That's Insane... by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      one word .... HELMET !.

      i happen to have knocked out some poor guys front four teeth with my helmet back in high school .... so the "most part" should be "least part" if they are a typical blader they will wear all sorts of plastic/metal protective gear.

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    45. Re:That's Insane... by driptray · · Score: 1

      Bike lanes are a poor solution.

      I ride a bike every day, and like most commuting cyclists I find that bike lanes are less safe, and provide no advantages over the same road without a stripe for a bike lane.

      Bike lanes offer "protection" only against cars that are travelling in the same direction, but "same-direction" accidents are a tiny proportion of car-bike collisions. The danger is at intersections, just as it is for car-car collisions.

      And bike lanes make intersections more dangerous, because they lead both motorists and cyclists to believe that bikes belong in their own lane, which is impossible to achieve when the cyclist wants to turn left, or when the motorist wants to turn right.

      The only people who want bike lanes are motorists who think that it will clear the roads for cars, and some beginner cyclists who fear same-direction traffic despite it being a relatively minor danger.

    46. Re:That's Insane... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct about the intersections, and that can only be cured by proper care amongst the both drivers. I watch very carefully to see who is turning when and position myself accordingly. My gf got hit by a cab after he made a right turn. I know all about it. But, in Amsterdam, they have a bike lane that is separated from the road by a curb. Actually they have three defined partitions. Tram, Vehicle and bikes. Its perfect.

    47. Re:That's Insane... by driptray · · Score: 1

      But, in Amsterdam, they have a bike lane that is separated from the road by a curb. Actually they have three defined partitions. Tram, Vehicle and bikes. Its perfect.

      Interesting. Assuming you drive on the right in Amsterdam, how does a cyclist make a left-hand turn? How does a car turn right if the bike is going straight ahead? Are there separate turn signals for bikes and cars at every intersection? I'm having trouble picturing how it all works.

    48. Re:That's Insane... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've never been outside the bay area, have you?

      SF drivers are quite competent, compared to those in other American metropolitan areas. LA is home of the worst drivers on earth. NY fares much better, but I saw the finger being thrown around so often there that I was surprised everybody didn't just paint it on all sides of their cars over there. And Europe? Yikes.

      You're probably confusing traffic problems with bad driving. You wouldn't be the first. But other than the horrible congestion, SF is a great and beautiful place to drive.

    49. Re:That's Insane... by justzisguy · · Score: 1

      Not to be off topic or anything, but yeah, I know what you mean.

    50. Re:That's Insane... by orcrist · · Score: 1

      They accepted the Chinese community with open arms when they came in.

      Though I agree with the gist of your post, I have to point out that the Chinese community was already there in the 19th Century -- a tad earlier than the first sighting of a hippie, I think, and the Chinese were only really 'accepted' while they were building the railroads; that was followed by a pretty long period of heavy discrimination.

      -chris

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    51. Re:That's Insane... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What utility is that? Most are too top-heavy to go off-roading and expensive besides, their low gas mileage makes them bad for casual driving, their safety record is worse than trucks, and they have less room than mini-vans. Remind me what the utility of SUVs are, again. So self-important folks with too much money can compensate for their otherwise unfulfilling life and rampant insecurity? So men with tiny penises can ride around feeling above everyone else? And their sexually frustrated wives can take-up residential handicap parking zones or block a lane *AND* have their 5 year old kid direct traffic around the vehicle (both of which I've recently witnessed SUV drivers doing)?

      SUVs have no utility other than serving as a good indication that someone's a prick with way too much cash.

    52. Re:That's Insane... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this form of stereotyping acceptable? If this had been an article about D.C. and someone had said, "Yeah! We are much more interested in playing professional sports and gangsta rap. So go mind your freakin business and leave us to our 40's and gats!" I doubt it would've been moderated up. Bigot.

    53. Re:That's Insane... by trocade · · Score: 1

      Skateboards are banned, and has been for 30 years or so.

    54. Re:That's Insane... by twinpot · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Assuming you drive on the right in Amsterdam Assumed right.

      how does a cyclist make a left-hand turn? The same as anywhere else - turn the handlebars a bit an lean to the left :-) Seriously, there are separate traffic lights for bikes, else the normal give way to traffic from your right applies.

      How does a car turn right if the bike is going straight ahead? Car must give way (give way to all traffic coming from your right).

      Are there separate turn signals for bikes and cars at every intersection? In the cities, for the most part yes, otherwise see above

      I'm having trouble picturing how it all works Visit!

    55. Re:That's Insane... by JoshRoss · · Score: 1

      I have had one run over my foot. The tires are really soft and since there are two... it would hurt less than if you had a fat Californian step on your foot. Since it works by leaning forward, you can't run someone over with it.

    56. Re:That's Insane... by nybble_me · · Score: 0

      Trust me when I say that ANY segway accident will be WAY safer than me "losing it" on my blades!
      What if you were on the segway?

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    57. Re:That's Insane... by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      Banning something until it's been shown safe is a recipe for stagnation and retrogression. It takes a certain amount of societal progress just to stay in place, generation to generation because populations grow, resources become exhausted, etc. There are lots of societies run on the 'everything is not permitted unless it is specifically allowed' principle. They're all horrible places.

  9. excessive lobbying without campaign contributions by NynexNinja · · Score: 1

    It seems like if you pay for lobbyists you better had made campaign contributions first!!! How fucked up is that?

  10. High-powered lobbysists? by fname · · Score: 1

    I read the article earlier today, and a previous one about their success lobbying "blitz." They spent like $100,000 ($1 million). The "high-powered lobbyist comment" seems little more than a self-serving, completely false pat on the back.

    1. Re:High-powered lobbysists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      $100,000 ($1 million)

      Huh? So which one is it?

    2. Re:High-powered lobbysists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it was US$ 100,000 (HK$ 1 million). US$ 100,000 is actually more like HK$ 800,000, but it's the only dollar currency I can find that's even close to ten to the US dollar.

  11. Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't wan't to be going down the hill out of control and "smash".

  12. skating issues by chloroquine · · Score: 1

    I guess if they allowed the Segway on the sidewalk, they might have to reconsider allowing skateboards. Heaven forbid they allow skateboards on the sidewalks. (this is my poor effort at sarcasm, please excuse)

  13. segways on hills by joeldg · · Score: 2

    The article mainly states that segways on crowded streets going three times the speed of a pedestrian are probably dangerous. If you have been to SF then you would be worried about some overweight sysadmin putting up California street on one of these as I could only imagine and out of control segway going down that..

    1. Re:segways on hills by cornjchob · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But you don't have to go that fast. Most cars have top speeds well in excess of 100mph...so does that mean we have to ban cars from the street? No. It means we put restrictions on speed, or 'Speed Limits'. Just let Segway users recieve tickets if caught speeding. Have a registration system so that the people couldn't get away with not paying. Anything. Just not an ignorant ban before any interesting injuries even have the possibility to occur.

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    2. Re:segways on hills by catbutt · · Score: 1

      Well an out of control car can be a bad thing on a steep hill too. Segways have systems in place to prevent this. They don't roll freely down hills, their natural state going down a hill is turning the engine to charge the battery, so there is plenty of resistance, all controlled by redundant microprocessors. Human error cannot cause this, only product failure. And I think that ists safe to assume they have gone to a lot of effort to make sure that that kind of error doesn't happen, because they'd be out of business real quick if they did.

    3. Re:segways on hills by iceburn · · Score: 1
      But you don't have to go that fast. Most cars have top speeds well in excess of 100mph...so does that mean we have to ban cars from the street? No. It means we put restrictions on speed, or 'Speed Limits'. Just let Segway users recieve tickets if caught speeding. Have a registration system so that the people couldn't get away with not paying. Anything. Just not an ignorant ban before any interesting injuries even have the possibility to occur.

      What the hell, do you expect to have little Segway Cops roaming the sidewalks with radar guns on their segways, just to give these people tickets?

      --
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    4. Re:segways on hills by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, we do ban cars from the sidewalk.

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    5. Re:segways on hills by pod · · Score: 1

      And how do you propose the speed be checked, never mind enforced? By whom? With what? Financed how?

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    6. Re:segways on hills by cornjchob · · Score: 1

      There are several ways it could be done. First of all, if someone's going fast enough that they're moving people out of the way, or more than passing, than stop them. Enforced? We already have cops out on the streets, it's not like it would be that hard to ask them to use more common sense. Though they've had problems of it in the past...

      And besides, if I think someone's going to fast, I'll push 'em over. If everyone does that, I don't think we'd have much of a problem.

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  14. Even CNN Posts Old News.. by CBNobi · · Score: 1

    A quick search on Google News reveals a Register article stating that the city council of San Francisco voted last month to ban the Segway.

    How far are we into January, again?

    And San Francisco already has a booming bike population, AFAIK (currently dwindling, from what I hear), so it's not too much of a big deal for most of its citizens. Also keep in mind that many other states/cities actually support or allow Segways on their streets.

    Amusingly enough, TechTV, the cable channel that often reviews new gadgets, is based in San Francisco. Guess they'll have to review the Segway in some studio.

    1. Re:Even CNN Posts Old News.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were watching The Screen Savers during MacWorld week, Steve Wozniak (I am not cool enough to call him 'The Woz') showed up in there studio riding on his new Segway. Of course he didn't ride it over from the Moscone center but instead had to haul it over in his Hummer. Not only that but they showed footage of Patrick Norton at the Segway training course.

      Anyways, my two cents is that the Segway should be classified as a motor vehicle with requisite license and age requirements. They are too expensive to be treated at toys but my primary fear that many will fall into young, irresponsible hands. I am less concerned for Segways and old people and more concerned for Segways and children.

  15. because... by Jamie+Zawinski · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Letting people drive 30MPH on the sidewalk is ridiculous! If it's a vehicle, it should be in the road, not on the sidewalk -- like bicycles are. "Entirely new technology" my ass.

    1. Re:because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jamie,

      Agreed. Nothing more than a $5,000 penis enhancement. It belongs in the road, like other forms of transport. Besides, a bike is much cheaper, more efficient and definitly better than that piece of crap.

    2. Re:because... by Alderete · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ummm, my understanding is that the standard Segway goes 12 MPH max.

      Is 30 MPH a number you have a reference for?

    3. Re:because... by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      Thats why cars have roads, we aren't talking about cars though.

      Frankly I wish cars would cease to exist.

      --

      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
    4. Re:because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're probably right about the speed, but I'd still have to say that 12MPH is too fast for a sidewalk. Yes, it's too slow for a road, too, but that's not my problem.

    5. Re:because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naturally it isn't your problem. Take the bitching elsewhere please. 12 mph is not really fast... and they, from what I have read, can stop in an instant... using the center of gravity and such. If they allow bikes on the sidewalk in your area, the Segway is probably safer, though, the first incident will be blown totally out of proportion, and the bike incidents will naturally go unreported.

    6. Re:because... by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      Frankly I wish cars would cease to exist.

      Yes, me too. Check out this website, and the book on the site.

      car free cities

    7. Re:because... by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      Frankly I wish cars would cease to exist.

      Yes, me too. Check out this website, and the book on the site.

      car free cities

    8. Re:because... by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

      Something like this could work in a place like Amsterdam, where there are actually separated first-class bike lanes all over the place, not like in the US where people tend to park in them (like the Richmond Terrace police precinct in Staten Island :/)...

      In bike lanes, basically anything up to a Vespa is allowed, including covered BMW bikes (if not allowed, at least I saw them there).

    9. Re:because... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I bet I can get it to go at least 150 mph. What is the terminal velocity of a falling segway, anyway?

    10. Re:because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I very much doubt you or anyone else in San Francisco will allow segway to be licensed as a motor vehicle. In fact, I bet when it comes up, you will put the same amount of advocacy against segways for the road as you did on the sidewalk.

      It's not the safety of the vehicle. It's the transportation concept that bothers you.

      So, when are you going to sell out again?

    11. Re:because... by BrookHarty · · Score: 0

      Letting people drive 30MPH on the sidewalk is ridiculous! If it's a vehicle, it should be in the road, not on the sidewalk -- like bicycles are. "Entirely new technology" my ass.


      8mph with sidewalk key, 12.5 mph with fastest key. Many +1 informatives with incorrect information...

    12. Re:because... by twinpot · · Score: 1

      The BMW bike is not legally allowed. Scooters have to be less than 50cc. In some places, scooters are banned from cycle lanes due to irresponsible riders going too fast. Also little 50cc "cars" are allowed too.

      But the lanes are great, as you can skate, bike, kickboard almost anywhere.

    13. Re:because... by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      Segways are keyed to max out at 8mph for sidewalk use. That's a 7 minute mile and they won't exceed it even on a downhill because the electric motor turns into a generator and slows the thing down. And what current transportation technology that is around does that?

  16. seriously by AnimeFreak · · Score: 1

    Why spend so much on a Segway when a bicycle is cheaper and just as effective? In fact, Americans should be riding bikes as the general populace is over-weight anyhow.

    And the added-bonus is that the bicycle doesn't polute either/

    1. Re:seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I may be a lard ass, but at least I can spell pollute. You're a stupid cock sucking hippie.

    2. Re:seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      moron. the segway is electric.
      hell, San Fran. could just throw a solar powered segway chargign platform on every corner to satisfy the hippies.

      and the segway is actually significantly safer than a bike. have you tried one? i have.

      luddites.

    3. Re:seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cock-sucking should have a hyphen you dolt! Get your own grammar straight before you try to correct someone elses!

    4. Re:seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not the grammar police, cock sucker! I'm the spelling police, you fucking prick.

    5. Re:seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you justify BANNING something because something else might be better for YOUR purposes?

      Cost has nothing to do with it. If people want to buy it, let them spend their money. That should not influence law. Safety is a valid reason, but one I really question in this case given the total lack of evidence on way or the other.

    6. Re:seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't pollute huh?

      Except for all that grease, chain oil, rubber tyres, etc.

      They don't pollute much, but walking is still better.

    7. Re:seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you are to fat for the segway anyway, fatty.

    8. Re:seriously by AnimeFreak · · Score: 1

      The Segway uses batteries, dumbass. When they get thrown out, they become an enviromental concern.

    9. Re:seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      some of us have trouble balancing on a bicycle...

    10. Re:seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bicycles polute, its just hidden better.

      Food powers bicycles. Food production, transportation, packaging etc... all polute.

  17. Car industry also has lobbyists you know... by arivanov · · Score: 1, Redundant
    According to the article, hiring high-powered lobbyists may have backfired.

    See Subj:

    Actually the city is right. Vehicles like the segway belong in the bicycle lane. They have no place on the sidewalk.

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    1. Re:Car industry also has lobbyists you know... by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1
      Nah, check out the other posters, it's slower than most runners, weighs less than most runners, is about as manoeuverable and stops on a dime.

      Not only that but the center of mass is really low, so if it does hit someone, the person who is hit will end up on the pile of person, segway and passenger (kinda Karmic justice I suspect ;-) ).

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      -WolfWithoutAClause

      "Gravity is only a theory, not a fact!"
    2. Re:Car industry also has lobbyists you know... by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

      Actually the city is right. Vehicles like the segway belong in the bicycle lane. They have no place on the sidewalk.

      The city had incorrect information. So yes, the city voted correct with the incorrect information.

      But then, thats politics.

    3. Re:Car industry also has lobbyists you know... by pod · · Score: 1

      Adding 70lbs to a person's weight does not make them lighter, especially when Segway users are already likely starting heavier than a runner.

      --
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    4. Re:Car industry also has lobbyists you know... by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1
      It makes little difference to the accident. Don't forget that the extra weight is near the ground, so the two people will collide, the person on the segway will stop, and the person hit will fly off at at most 12 mph. The segway won't contribute much, since the leverage to the struck person is poor from down at shin level, where most of its weight is.

      The struck person will probably move bodily away, and probably fall over.

      It should be quite comparable to being hit by a jogger; and no I don't think segway riders will necessarily be heavier than average people; segway riders will probably be car drivers who leave their car at home, or sell it. They may well get more exercise and end up leaner...

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      -WolfWithoutAClause

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    5. Re:Car industry also has lobbyists you know... by orcrist · · Score: 1

      It makes little difference to the accident. Don't forget that the extra weight is near the ground, so the two people will collide, the person on the segway will stop, and the person hit will fly off at at most 12 mph.

      Oh what a relief.

      The segway won't contribute much, since the leverage to the struck person is poor from down at shin level, where most of its weight is.

      Ah, so I don't have to worry about the momentum being transferred to my whole body, it will be concentrated at my shins :-)

      It should be quite comparable to being hit by a jogger

      So it's no worse than a jogger doing a flying kick to my shins with steel-toed boots? And here I was thinking it could hurt

      -chris

      --
      San Francisco values: compassion, tolerance, respect, intelligence
    6. Re:Car industry also has lobbyists you know... by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1
      Ah, so I don't have to worry about the momentum being transferred to my whole body, it will be concentrated at my shins :-)

      No it won't be concentrated.

      So it's no worse than a jogger doing a flying kick to my shins with steel-toed boots?

      It's probably about the same as being hit by a car at 12 mph, which if you think about it, isn't bad at all.

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      -WolfWithoutAClause

      "Gravity is only a theory, not a fact!"
    7. Re:Car industry also has lobbyists you know... by orcrist · · Score: 1

      It's probably about the same as being hit by a car at 12 mph, which if you think about it, isn't bad at all.

      Only relatively speaking. I'm pretty sure that would hurt a hell of a lot, even if it isn't fatal/tragic. You're free to demonstrate though.

      -chris

      --
      San Francisco values: compassion, tolerance, respect, intelligence
    8. Re:Car industry also has lobbyists you know... by pod · · Score: 1
      You're free to demonstrate though.

      That seems to be the problem with all the Segway advocates who say getting run over by one is no big deal. First point is, of course, getting hit by a Segway @ 12mph and a car at 12mph is nothing alike, and saying so shows ignorance of physics. Of course the car will do much more damage, it is heavier and will transfer much more momentum. It also shows those people have never been hit by a car @ 12mph, or even by a Segway @ 12mph. Comparing either to a runner is likewise ridiculous. You are unlikely to see a 12mph runner off-track. 12mph is pretty damn fast. Also, a runner is a regular person, and probably not wearing body armour, so they are softer, more flexible, have hands and reflexes to assist you as you're falling, and are lighter. Running into a Segway will not be a pleasant experience, and it is NOT comparable to running into a person or a car for that matter.

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  18. Skateboarding is not a crime ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Skateboarding is not a crime ....
    BUT IT SHOULD BE!

    1. Re:Skateboarding is not a crime ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Skateboarding is not a crime ....
      BUT IT SHOULD BE!

      If it's willfully being used to do "rail" tricks and jumps which cause damage to structures not intended for such use.

  19. Sidewalk Bans by Nessak · · Score: 1

    I know many cities, small and large, ban the ridding of bicycles on the sidewalks. The reasoning behind this decision is often becuase it is hard to stop a bicycle and there is a safty risk riding one when people are comming out of stores.

    I don't know if I agree with many of these bans (I like a bike a lot and sometimes you need to ride on the sidewalk) but there is some logic behind this decision. I think the idea of banning anything electric powered (becides wheelchairs, etc) on the sidewalk might not be a bad idea so long as room is available on the steet. I would hate to have to get hit when I was walking to a store becuase someone wanting to ride their segway at 12mph. (That would still hurt a lot if it hit you.)

    1. Re:Sidewalk Bans by Silicon_Knight · · Score: 1

      I guess what it all comes down to, is people using common sense.

      Personally, I ride a bike (nice one with disc brakes), and I am a very good rollerblader. I do all my equipment maintanence myself, my bike will stop pretty fast even in downright shitty wet weather.

      Now, majority of bike riding I do I do on the road. I stop for stop signs and red lights. However, there are places where riding on the street just isn't possible. In those cases, I hop on to the sidewalk and I go slow. Slow as in 10 miles per hour. My reasoning is that I am about the same speed as a guy jogging, and I am way more alert than your average pedesterian walking and talking on a cell phone.

      I've been yelled at by the police for rollerblading on the street. By their logic, rollerbladers are pedestrians and do not belong on the street. I think they are on crack - because I hit 20 mph EASILY on my rollerblades - and when I am faster than a jogger, I jump into the streets. I then also obey all traffic rules.

      Unfortunately, there are always idiots who blast down the sidewalk at 30 mph on a bike, or really, really slow bikers that can barely make 5 mph in the middle of the street. Go figure.

  20. Good. I for one wondered about this. by fredbsd · · Score: 1

    Yes, they are neat and an engineering marvel. But damn it, there are more of us 'poorer' bi-peds who actually need the sidewalks.

    Maybe if there were a seg-lane like a bike lane on the road, then great. But those things are just too damn bulky to allow for both walkers and segway enthusiasts share the sidewalk.

    I am glad to see a city do this. I hope Boston follows suit. There are just too many pedestrians walking around in our crowded cities for these things.

    Just my thoughts.

  21. sidewalks dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try riding a skateboard or bike on the sidewalk and see what happens.

  22. What about bicycles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I've been run over/almost run over by more bicycles than I can count. I'm sure the granola crowd in SF loves the bicycle. These are safer than bikes because there is a maximum speed limit. for Segways.

    Seems that the issue here at that the lobbyists forgot the golden rule of the campaign contributions. Bribery is legal. Use it.

    In my town, motorized scooters and motorized anythings are banned on sidewalks and paths, no matter how slow they go. Even a motorized skateboard gets you a shaken finger from the local cop. Segway already falls into the banned category where I live.

    Like Kamen said, they need to design cities around the thing. It doesn't fit the current model.

  23. And the City of San Franciso has been using them! by elzbal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The first (in fact only) time I've ever seen a Segway was on the streets of San Francisco. I saw a Postal employee riding down the sidewalk with his USPS-branded saddlebags on the sides. I wonder if they have had bad experiences with Segway on their streets...

  24. You need a training course? by lingqi · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Buyers also must attend a multi-hour training course before the scooter is shipped to them...

    I thought one of the main thing about Segway is that it was supposed to be sooooo intuitive like walking? what's up with the multi-hour training?

    besides that - does multi-hour mean 2 hours? or 5 hours? Worse yet - Non of the "mandated this many hours courses" I have ever attended lasted for the specific number of hourse.

    Take, for example, in NY before you get a license you need a 5 hour (or somesuch) course. Not that I am complaining (that much) but the course ended after about three at a "DMV approved course center." - I say this because if the Segway was not as intuitive as they gloat, and a lenghty safty course was really necessary, then I'd fear of walking from now on - While bad drivers for the most part run into other cars, bad segway charioteers will mostly run into pedestrians.

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    1. Re:You need a training course? by porkface · · Score: 1
      >>I thought one of the main thing about Segway is that it was supposed to be sooooo intuitive like walking? what's up with the multi-hour training?

      Yeah, I learned to walk in under an hour!

    2. Re:You need a training course? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      "I thought one of the main thing about Segway is that it was supposed to be sooooo intuitive like walking? what's up with the multi-hour training?"

      When the Worlds of Marketing and Reality Collide, next on FOX.

    3. Re:You need a training course? by hyperturbopete · · Score: 1

      what's up with the multi-hour training?

      Safety.

      The 5 hour drivers license course in NY state is there to pound it into everyone's head (1) to use seatbelts and (2) not to drink and drive.

      Which is fine with me. If the typical person is too stupid to use their seatbelt, or to plan ahead when drinking, there SHOULD be a 5 hour course to indoctrinate them with proper safety practices.

    4. Re:You need a training course? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is pretty intuitive.

      Took about 5 minutes to get the basic functions down.

      The course is more than just riding it, it is also about how to maintain it.

      BookOfSeg.com is a good place to see one in action (including putting it together and also some photos from his training course @ Segway HQ)

    5. Re:You need a training course? by nhavar · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it's to solidify in everyones head to be safe you have to act safe. After all wearing a helmet doesn't help you much when you jump from an unsafe height. As well the segway's not going to save your ass if you're acting like an idiot. Intuitive and safe by nature doesn't account for the operator. Plus there's training for maintenance and some advocacy stuff in there from what I hear. Who better to be an advocate than a satisfied customer... beats the hell out of a multibillion dollar ad compaign any day.

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    6. Re:You need a training course? by subsonic · · Score: 1

      Hey, guns are pretty intuitive too. (the term "point and click" comes to mind...) Nevertheless, people are required to take classes before being able to legally have a gun. A 200lbs. person on a 70lbs. Segway going at even 10mph is not something you want to be hit with.

    7. Re:You need a training course? by MicroBerto · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I've ridden a segway at my old company (they gave it to us because we made parts for them). It is very cool and very easy to use! I loved it!

      However, I do understand why this is banned. It's too wide and too fast, and would cause absolute chaos if it became popular on the streets of any big city. This is a good move, and San Francisco is solving a problem before it even happened.

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    8. Re:You need a training course? by iphayd · · Score: 1

      "I thought one of the main thing about Segway is that it was supposed to be sooooo intuitive like walking?"

      How long did it take you to learn to walk? Probably at _least_ nine months of falling on your ass.

    9. Re:You need a training course? by psykax · · Score: 1

      As it is meant to be intuitive to use, the multi-hour training probably consists of being trained in how excellent the scooter is. "multi-hour" because different people will take different amounts of time to learn this.

      It probably involves listening to music with the lyrics "doog si yawges".

  25. Just like bicycles! by AuraSeer · · Score: 1

    I dunno about SF, but in my city it's illegal to ride a bicycle on the sidewalk. That's for safety reasons too; a pedestrian who happens to step in your way is gonna get hurt if your reflexes aren't fast enough. Knocking someone down with a Segway is even easier than with a bike.

    AFAIC, it's perfectly reasonable to treat Segways like any other kind of two-wheeled motorized scooter. Make 'em travel in the street.

  26. score one for the elderly, poor, able and mobile!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, there is a bit of good news. I fight traffic on my bike daily, and it is a nightmare. We have maybe 5 km of bike lanes in the City of Toronto, and some of them do not intersect. Plus, sticking them on the busiest, nasties streets (Chinatown = 1 streetcar lane, one car lane, one shared care lane with bike. AHHHHHHHH!!!!!) BUT, I NEVER ride the sidewalk unless I am hopping the curb to get to the bike lockup. I purposefully keep the pedestrians far away from my faster moving wheels. There is no reason the Segway should have access to the sidewalk. They are heavy, and they move quickly. More bike lanes would be the better solution overall.

  27. segways don't kill people ... by Seth+Golub · · Score: 1

    Given how bad and dangerous some drivers are, prohibiting motor vehicles on sidewalks seems like a fine thing to do. Are people really going to be that much safer and more attentive drivers on a segway than in a car?

  28. New Technology Apprehensions... by Murdock037 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Think of it this way: in ten years time, what will have more fatalities per machine on the road, the Segway or the car?

    Judging from everything I've read about the Segway, it'll be the car, of course. So why don't they ban cars in San Francisco, too? Because use of cars is too widespread, and the public would be outraged if you tried to take them away.

    If the Segway's all the hype suggests, then maybe in years hence the new machine will become as entrenched in daily life as the car (...assuming San Fran doesn't become a national trendsetter on the issue, and kill the Segway before it's given a chance). Until then you can expect this sort of thing. Just imagine how many people are going to worry about the first supersonic turbo-boostered flying rocket cars, you know?

    1. Re:New Technology Apprehensions... by John_Sauter · · Score: 1

      San Francisco may become a different trend-setter, by banning private cars in the city. Currently they are choking the streets, and the garages necessary to park them occupy valuable land. In addition, there are several public transportation systems in place: BART for regional travel, plus busses, streetcars, cable cars, light-rail vehicles and taxicabs within the city. The last time I visited I landed in Oakland, took a bus to the BART terminal, rode under the water to San Francisco, then spent two weeks as a tourist, using public transportation and my feet to get everywhere I wanted to go. You can certainly get more Segways than cars onto a street, and they are easier to ride than bicycles when you are facing one of San Francisco's hills.
      John Sauter (J_Sauter@Empire.Net)

    2. Re:New Technology Apprehensions... by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      dude, cars are banned on sidewalks. That's why we have roads.

    3. Re:New Technology Apprehensions... by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "So why don't they ban cars in San Francisco, too? Because use of cars is too widespread, and the public would be outraged if you tried to take them away."

      Don't you think you're perception of what's going on is a bit narrow? The reason that cars are okay and Segways aren't is because they have roads for cars to drive on. Segways do not. Put a Segway on the road and you get vehicles moving too slow piloted by unlicensed people. Put a Segway on sidewalks and you have motorized vehicles moving faster than pedestrian traffic with no real rules to follow since no license is required.

      This isn't knee-jerk reaction, it's common sense. San Fran's the type of place where a LOT of people can afford and will likely indulge in buying these machines.

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    4. Re:New Technology Apprehensions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A better measure would be "fatalities per mile travelled".

    5. Re:New Technology Apprehensions... by Jonathan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't you think you're perception of what's going on is a bit narrow? The reason that cars are okay and Segways aren't is because they have roads for cars to drive on

      You are confusing cause and effect. Cars use roads because roads were there before cars were invented. They were originally for pedestrians and horses, but as the popularity of cars increased, cars became the principal users, and in many places pedestrians and horses are no longer allowed to use the roads. Assuming Segways actually prove to be more than hype, perhaps they will become the principal users of sidewalks.

    6. Re:New Technology Apprehensions... by permaculture · · Score: 1

      I saw a ~12-14 year old kid have an accident on a motorised go-ped scooter once. He blared (those things are pretty noisy) along beside our queue at the traffic lights, and a little further down slammed into the side of a car that was pulling out. Evidently you can't brake those things quickly in an emergency.

      When I was on my way back he was still there, talking to the Police and filling out forms.

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    7. Re:New Technology Apprehensions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cars are build for roads, segways are built for sidewalks.

      Banning segways from sidewalks is thus more like banning cars from roads.

    8. Re:New Technology Apprehensions... by HoChiWaWa · · Score: 1

      So why don't they ban cars in San Francisco, too? Jello Biafridi (ya its probobly mispelled) of dead kennedies fame ran for office in SF once as sort of a prank. his platform included such things legalizing squatting in buildings left vacant for tax write-off purpouses and banning cars from the city limits.

    9. Re:New Technology Apprehensions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just imagine how many people are going to worry about the first supersonic turbo-boostered flying rocket cars, you know?

      Yeah, I hear you. Those punks'll probably ban them from the sidewalks too.

  29. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by tx_mgm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    youre not supposed to ride bikes on sidewalks! youre supposed to ride them in the street!
    as for the segway, i think they should wait for it to be a problem before wasting their time banning it....i mean, how many of these things did they anticipate being on the sidewalks anyway?

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  30. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe that just about any city prohibits bikes on the sidewalk. Move along now.

  31. Pavements (sorry - sidewalks) by SimonInOz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sidewalks (ok, I can speak USA) are for walking. As a bicycle rider I sometimes ride there if the road is untenable. People wander about a lot. They even dart from left to right in a random fashion. This is their right, if you ask me. And I go to great lengths to make sure I avoid them - they have the rights, not me. A Segway occupies much the same area as a bicycle (it's a bit shorter) but I do not believe it would be as good at avoiding people (it can't lean, though it turns very well). I agree with San Francisco. Keep the sidewalks free for pedestrians - SF is one of the few cities where people actually still walk - let's not threaten their sanctuary!

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    1. Re:Pavements (sorry - sidewalks) by AuraSeer · · Score: 0

      FTR, a Segway takes up rather more "sidewalk space" than a bicycle. Where a bike has just the width of your body, a Segway has a platform wide enough to stand on, plus the thickish wheels outside that.

      And although its low-speed turning is far better than that of a bike, high-speed turning leaves a lot to be desired. Since only your weight is holding you on the vehicle, it's quite possible to fling yourself off the side if you try to turn too quickly.

  32. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

    Riding bikes on the sidewalk is already illegal. Of course, everyone ignores that. Presumably they would ignore the Segway ban as well.

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  33. That's too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in Los Angeles, and I was walking down Westwood Blvd. today and I saw a guy fly by on one. It went pretty damned fast, and looked really cool. It was the first time I had seen a Segway in reality.

    It'll be a shame if no one can play with cool toys like this because hippys like the San Francisco government ban them.

  34. Coming soon... by xv4n · · Score: 1

    ..."Segway racing" video game for the XBOX.

    1. Re:Coming soon... by ice+cream+koan · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...

      How about 'Segway XXX' =D

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  35. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that the same potential energy as a 280 pound pedestrian going 3 mph?

    I say we ban fat peds.

  36. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by kral · · Score: 1

    Bicycles are already illegal on the sidewalk in California. A few exceptions exist (for young children, certain unsafe streets where bicycle traffic is clearly posted to be rerouted to sidewalk...)

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  37. Segway is a Safety Hazard by mcguyver · · Score: 1

    Critics say the Segway is a safety hazard on sidewalks because it weighs 69 pounds and travels at up to 12.5 mph

    In my mind Segway's are not a safety hazard however we are talking about a state where tort laws are out of control. The city probably wants to avoid potential lawsuits from handicapped people, people that get run over, or others than crash on a sidewalk crack. Then there is the idea if Segway's are legal then is it the city's responsibility to maintain the quality of sidewalks? Anywho - I do not agree with the law that bans Segway's but I can see why it exists.

  38. Teens on wheels by rxed · · Score: 1

    I wonder if you can have a decent subwoofer attached to Segway? :-)

  39. Reasonable... by groman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Bicycles can't be on the sidewalks, why should segways be an exceptions. It's like a bicycle for lazy yuppies, and I'd pretty annoyed if one of those started whizzing near me on San Francisco streets and I'd have to dodge out of it's way. However, I would be equally annoyed to waste my weekend peeling the remains of a segway rider off my car's grill. I guess people will have to learn courtesy.

    1. Re:Reasonable... by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      However, I would be equally annoyed to waste my weekend peeling the remains of a segway rider off my car's grill

      For $15 you can get a hand car wash to do that for you.

    2. Re:Reasonable... by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1
      Bicycles can't be on the sidewalks, why should segways be an exceptions.

      That remark would make sense if a Segway was a kind of bicycle.

    3. Re:Reasonable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, dipshit, other transportation methods including mopeds, skateboards and rollerblades are also not allowed on sidewalks. Sidewalks are for pedestrians.

    4. Re:Reasonable... by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1

      So that's why I see the wheelchair users in the bike lane all the time?

  40. Just snotty by spacecomputer · · Score: 1

    I don't know why but ever since they (San Francisco) have considered the Segway, I've gotten the impression that they are just being snotty. Have no good reason for it, just a gut reaction....

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    1. Re:Just snotty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, one last chance for Tom Ammiano to get in the news before sinking into well-deserved irrelevance.

    2. Re:Just snotty by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 1

      No good reason?!?!? This has already been hashed out with bicycles, skate boards, roller blades, scooters and other devices which are ALL banned from sidewalks in most places for obvious reasons.

      What made anyone think the Segway was somehow "Special" or "Magical" and the laws of physics that have kept every other faster than walking personal vehicle off the sidewalks would somehow not apply to the segway.

      Anyone that didn't see this coming simply didn't have their eyes open.

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  41. Shocker. by antis0c · · Score: 0

    Gorvernment officials banning something they don't understand? Shocker.

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    1. Re:Shocker. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gorvernment officials banning something they don't understand? Shocker.

      Yeah it's smart to not rush in and allow these things before you have a time to study them. would it be better if the FDA let drugs into the market while they were studying them.

      Just because they're banning it now doesn't mean they can't turn around in 6-12 months and change there mind.

    2. Re:Shocker. by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 1

      Gorvernment officials banning something they don't understand? Shocker.

      Slashdot anti-government troll posting without thinking? Shocker.

      The Segway is much more comparable to a bicycle than it is to a pedestrian as it travels much faster than a pedestrian, it weighs much more than just a pedestrian, and would hurt someone more than if they were run into by a pedestrian. Assuming they make a provision allowing for the Segways to be used in the bike lane or something similiar (I didn't see this in the article), there is really no reason to criticize the SF government.

    3. Re:Shocker. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are comparing the max speed of a segway with the minimum (non-standstill) speed of a pedestrian.

      If you compare the max-speed of both, you will se that pedestrians can actually go faster - well, not everybody, but we don't forbid people on the sidewalk if they weigh less than 200 lbs.

  42. Is this really a surprise? by Amiga+Trombone · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    We're talking about a state that has banned smoking in bars, fer crissake! Is anyone really surprised they're anal-retentive enough to ban a scooter? By the year 2010, everything will be illegal in California.

    1. Re:Is this really a surprise? by aborchers · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yep. Pretty absurd and reactionary for a state to protect the health and safety of its citizens...

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    2. Re:Is this really a surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, if it upsets you that much, post your address and we'll be glad to mail you a hankie... a nice pink one to go with your politics!

  43. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by mrseigen · · Score: 1

    In canada, riding bikes on the sidewalk is only illegal for those under 17 (presumably, you don't want your kid getting wasted in the middle of the road).

  44. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by svferris · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Segways should have to adhere to the same rules that bikes do. Bikes aren't allowed on the sidewalk either. They have to follow many of the laws that cars do. This includes riding in the street, going with the flow of traffic. So, why can't the Segways use the bike lane (or curb area) too?

  45. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    GULP! I weigh 300 and could probably get up to 12mph, if you rolled a donut down a hill.

    Guess I'm not going to SF any time soon.

  46. Wrong! by sapped · · Score: 4, Informative

    Pulled from the article on CNN...

    Critics say the Segway is a safety hazard on sidewalks because it weighs 69 pounds and travels at up to 12.5 mph

    12mph is a little different from the 40mph you were throwing around.

    1. Re:Wrong! by soulsteal · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think they forgot their metric conversion. Perhaps they work for NASA?

    2. Re:Wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tell me. how on earth could you get 40 from 12.5 if a metric conversion was forgotten?
      At a 5/8 ration, 12.5 m/h is 20km/h
      Oh. But wait. You were saying 40mph which implies you made some sort of conversion from metric.
      Hm. So does that make the speed in kilometres 64km/h?

      idiot.

    3. Re:Wrong! by dschl · · Score: 1

      Too true. I weigh 225, and am 6'3" or so. It's a good thing I am not a runner or a jogger, lest I also be banned from the sidewalks for being a real safety hazard.

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  47. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Isn't that the same potential energy as a 280 pound pedestrian going 3 mph?


    no, thats the same kinetic energy

  48. They are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bikes are already banned on sidewalks in most downtown California cities. It's just fine, most cyclists in California would rather claim their right to ride in the road anyway.

  49. Segway in San Francisco by polyiguana · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's a better column about the whole debate from the San Francisco Chronicle. Basically, you have a bunch of uptight people over there, over a technology that hasn't even been used by the public yet. Fortunately, other cities, like Sacramento, are waiting to see whether there are any problems caused first, before acting.

    1. Re:Segway in San Francisco by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "Basically, you have a bunch of uptight people over there, over a technology that hasn't even been used by the public yet. Fortunately, other cities, like Sacramento, are waiting to see whether there are any problems caused first, before acting."

      Yeah, damn San Fran for worrying about public saftey.

      So why's your faith so high in humans that you don't think problems will erupt? That's one thing I find really amusing about Slashdot. On one hand, everybody wants cellphones virtually banned because they think nobody's responsible enough to use one, but they're okay with heavy motorized vehicles plowing through pedestrian traffic without incident.

    2. Re:Segway in San Francisco by sunspot42 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Who the hell walks in Sacramento? You could run 120mph jet-powered steamrollers down Sacramento sidewalks and not hit any pedestrians.

      Last time I was there in '97 the sidewalks were empty, apart from fat-assed Sacramento residents who jiggled their way across them on their way into KFC or McDonalds for a bucket or bag full of fried lard.

      The reason why pedestrians in San Francisco don't want Segways on their sidewalks is simple physics. A Segway weighs around 70lbs. The average rider would weigh around 150lbs, with some weighing well in excess of 200lbs. The combined weight would be at least 220lbs, with weights up to 300lbs possible. A Segway can travel at up to 12mph. Getting hit by a 250lbs mass traveling at 12mph would be like getting tackled by an NFL linebacker. It could cripple the average adult, and it would kill old people. San Francisco has a large elderly population, and they have enough trouble getting around town without having to worry about being creamed by some pasty yuppie ass tooling down the sidewalk on his $10,000 toy, yapping on his goddamn cell phone.

      It's called the SIDEWALK. SIDE, as in at the side of the road, and WALK, as in where your fat lazy ass is supposed to, like, walk. If you want to operate a motor vehicle, do it in the street. The sidewalk is reserved for pedestrians.

    3. Re:Segway in San Francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fortunately, other cities, like Sacramento, are waiting to see whether there are any problems caused first, before acting.

      I'm sure that most cities haven't tried letting motorcycles drive slowly on sidewalks either. I'd suggest they try it before they just outright ban the practice. I mean geez, banning something before giving it a chance. What a bunch of uptight a**holes.

    4. Re:Segway in San Francisco by justins · · Score: 1
      The reason why pedestrians in San Francisco don't want Segways on their sidewalks is simple physics. A Segway weighs around 70lbs. The average rider would weigh around 150lbs, with some weighing well in excess of 200lbs. The combined weight would be at least 220lbs, with weights up to 300lbs possible. A Segway can travel at up to 12mph. Getting hit by a 250lbs mass traveling at 12mph would be like getting tackled by an NFL linebacker. It could cripple the average adult, and it would kill old people.


      I'm sure this would never be a problem. I mean, look at how well people DRIVE in San Francisco! An unlicensed vehicle weaving in and out amongst the friendly, alert people on the sidewalks wouldn't cause any problems at all.

      Saying otherwise is just Liberal Propaganda. (or something)
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    5. Re:Segway in San Francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My sentiments exactly. Well said.

    6. Re:Segway in San Francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, start by outlawing NFL linebackers on sidewalks.

  50. how many segways needed to reach critical mass? by urbazewski · · Score: 2, Interesting
    San Francisco was the birthplace of critical mass, the bicycle advocacy group that organizes monthly rides to take-back-the-roads --- as they say :

    "we aren't blocking traffic, we are traffic"

    how long before segway riders organize take-back-the-sidewalks rides?

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    1. Re:how many segways needed to reach critical mass? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      until i push their asses over when they try to zoom past me on the side walk

      they dont belong there, and i will help enforce that law myself.

  51. Obviously, they spent.... by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

    Obviously, they spent too much money on buying lobbyists, and not enough money buying legislators.
    -russ

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  52. 100 miles on a segway ht today... by ptorrone · · Score: 4, Interesting

    i use a segway ht to go 7+ miles per day, i given up a car, saved over $10,000 and i've even lost 10lbs with my extra time that i have each day to do more things like (exercise) as opposed to sitting in traffic.

    you can read about it here on my personal journal of owning a segway ht:
    http://www.bookofseg.com

    today i hit 100 miles, it took about 14 days of commuting to hit that, i didn't count other trips or previous commute trips so i could keep careful logs. for the first 100 miles or so, i personally saved about $582.00+ by using a segway ht, gave up a car and lost 10lbs. some things weren't quantifiable, results may vary for others.

    http://www.bookofseg.com/100miles/

    if you would like to chat about it, lemme know-- i'd love to!

    cheers,
    pt

    1. Re:100 miles on a segway ht today... by Nighttime · · Score: 1

      i use a segway ht to go 7+ miles per day, i given up a car, saved over $10,000 and i've even lost 10lbs with my extra time that i have each day to do more things like (exercise) as opposed to sitting in traffic.

      And if you'd bought a bike you could *gasp!* exercise as you commuted plus saved a lot more money with regards to the purchase price of a Segway.

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    2. Re:100 miles on a segway ht today... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The above post was paid for by the Segway(tm) Advertising Fund -- Proudly whoring Segways across America and beyond for the past 4 months.

    3. Re:100 miles on a segway ht today... by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      you really need to read the site, if i could use a bike i would. i do use a bike to exercise as well as run, which i have more time for now.

    4. Re:100 miles on a segway ht today... by 3Bees · · Score: 1

      This is too much!! You have saved (alternatively) $10,000 or $582+? I know that 10,000 is more than 582, but there is a big difference there, boy-o. You just hit 100 miles, yet refer to your 'first hundred miles'. Hehehe. You shills make me giggle!

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    5. Re:100 miles on a segway ht today... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seven miles every day on a bike? "*gasp!*" is right. Hope there's a shower and a change of clothes at work....

    6. Re:100 miles on a segway ht today... by JordoCrouse · · Score: 2, Informative

      saved about $582.00+ by using a segway ht

      Which leaves me -$4418 in the hole. Yea! I just hope that the whole thing will stay together long enough for me to pay off my loan.

      and i've even lost 10lbs with my extra time

      Thats not exactly thanks to the Segway, now is it? I mean, you could have exercised instead of making a completely useless website, or trolled Slashdot. I mean, kudos for actually getting on a treadmill, but put the credit where the credit is due. Otherwise, you come off sounding like a Segway salesman.

      Of course, if I happened to own a Segway, I would probably lose 10 pounds too, but thats because they would have to amputate my leg after getting frostbite by communting 7 miles in 20 degree weather.

      Not that I'm cynical or anything, I'm glad you are enjoying your new toy, its just that I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop in regards to the whole issue.

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    7. Re:100 miles on a segway ht today... by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i have saved an average of 1 hour per week, not sitting in traffic-- i've used that time to exercise.

      i wouldn't call this a toy, most toys do not go 7+ miles per day, over 100 miles so far and save some people over $10k.

    8. Re:100 miles on a segway ht today... by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i do not work for segway, you need to read my site (again).
      http://www.bookofseg.com/about.html

      cheers,
      pt

    9. Re:100 miles on a segway ht today... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A bicycle would have done all that too, for far less expense.

    10. Re:100 miles on a segway ht today... by Strigiform · · Score: 1
      Congratulations on being able to afford a Segway - I'm not sure how you managed to save $10,000 given the price of those things, but I can see a few problems with the Segway itself:
      • It's extremely expensive.
      • It has a very short range - so short that walking is more viable alternative.
      • Parking one is going to be a bit of a problem given that bicycles are stolen on a regular basis in my home town.
  53. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by thesolo · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too...

    Actually, most major metropolitan cities do have laws against riding bikes on sidewalks.

    I live in Philadelphia, and here it is indeed against the law to ride your bike on the sidewalk. In fact, I've seen several people get ticketed by the police for violating that law. If you go to center city Philadelphia, you will see bike lanes on the sides of the streets, next to the car lanes.

    I would have no problem seeing Segways in bike lanes, but on the sidewalk? No way. They are equally as dangerous as bikes, if not more so (Segways don't have brakes).

  54. Ever Ride One?? by Dan+the+Control+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have.. and as strange as it sounds, it is NOT LIKE A VEHICLE. It is an extension of your body. If you hit any obstacle, it automatically stops, and if pressure continues it goes into reverse. It is WAY cool, and I would think a running individual would be more dangerous.

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    1. Re:Ever Ride One?? by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1

      I would think a running individual would be more dangerous
      Hmmm...A jogger goes about 5-7mph and weighs anywhere from 150 to 250lbs.
      A Segway can go anywhere from 8 to 12mph and weighs 70 lbs more. Do the math, Sparky!
      What is the color of the sky in your world?

    2. Re:Ever Ride One?? by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 1

      it is NOT LIKE A VEHICLE. It is an extension of your body. If you hit any obstacle, it automatically stops

      There's this thing called INERTIA. Ever heard of it?

    3. Re:Ever Ride One?? by Dan+the+Control+Guy · · Score: 1

      Yeah I have, I know what inertia is. I have also ridden one.. have you?

      I do not wish to engage in flame wars.. but you might show a little respect to your elders. Especially when they are more informed than you.

      Original point-automatic braking upon impact with ANYTHING taller than about 2 feet. The higher the point of impact, the stronger the braking force. ->
      impact=lean back = auto reverse.

      The guy who designed this thing is a hell of a lot more intelligent than you or I will ever be.

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    4. Re:Ever Ride One?? by asamoth · · Score: 1

      Hrm, if its an extension of your body, and if it hits an obstacle it stops, you should have no fear riding full speed at me while I hold a fist at the same level as your face right?

      Kinda like a pedestrian walking right out of a store in front of you while you zoom down the sidewalk.

    5. Re:Ever Ride One?? by floodo1 · · Score: 0

      i haven't ridden one but inertia is inertia. a 220lb object going 8-12mph even if it brakes after it detects collision is STILL gonna HURT someone.

      the tech behind the segway is nothing special.

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    6. Re:Ever Ride One?? by Synn · · Score: 1

      I don't need to ride one to understand physics. Energy = mass x speed. A 70 lb segway with 200 lbs of passenger going 10mph just doesn't magically and instantly dissipate all it's into energy into nothing when it slams into an object.

    7. Re:Ever Ride One?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the energy DOES go somewhere, but you wouldn't know where to look. The energy goes into the surface of the street, and some of it gets transferred to the batteries via regenerative braking.

      See, the handlebar IS a brake. Get it? Hit the handlebar, and the thing stops, and it stops pretty damn fast. I've actually BEEN hit by one, going the 8-mile an hour sidewalk key speed, and I'm 130 pounds and the guy hitting me was 200 pounds plus the segway. Didn't knock me over. A 200 pound person hitting me at the same speed would have.

      Next time, actually read about the subject before you post blindly, pseudo-physics boy.

    8. Re:Ever Ride One?? by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 1

      OK, carefully stack some drinking glasses into a pile two or three feet high.

      Get on a FatLazyAmericanWay, get it up to top speed, and ride straight into the pile of glasses.

      Does the pile of glasses:

      a) get magically saved as the POINT-AUTOMATIC BRAKING UPON IMPACT comes to the rescue; or

      b) get smashed

      Buddy, you don't know how old I am or how intelligent I am. So sit your FatLazyAmericanWay-riding ass down and STFU. :)

    9. Re:Ever Ride One?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Energy = mass x speed.

      What color is the sky in your world? Here on Earth, energy = 0.5 * mass * speed * speed.

      At higher speeds (greater than 30 MPG), energy is a good measurement to use to describe expected damage to the human body. Momentum is usually a better measurement to use to describe the expected damage at lower speeds. So, the damage would be approximately proportional to mass * velocity. So, if you're going walking speed (which you usually are if you're around other people), the expected damage wouldn't be any greater than your weight plus 70 pounds.

      The only problem we found here at GM with Segways is that you can't move sideways out of somebody's way. We've joked that if the thing had a panic button to jump two feet to the left or right, it would be perfect. With all of the blind corners in our plant (the forklifts often have a lane further from the corners), I've been hit a few times by one, and it didn't hurt any more than having a person run into you. Of course, I've had more people run into me while walking than on a Segway so it's not the fault of the Segway. It's the idiot engineers too busy looking at their clipboards. ;)

    10. Re:Ever Ride One?? by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1
      Runners go 5-15+ mph.

      The weight of a segway is about ankle high. At worst its going to scoop you off your feet; the actual collision that matters is between the people; and runners go rather faster, and they are permitted on sidewalks; the segway's mass is too far below the waist to make a difference.

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    11. Re:Ever Ride One?? by orcrist · · Score: 1

      The weight of a segway is about ankle high. At worst its going to scoop you off your feet

      And if your feet have traction? Will it then literally scoop you off your feet?

      -chris

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    12. Re:Ever Ride One?? by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1

      'Traction' wouldn't be enough to cause you any problems, anymore than it does when people 'sweep' peoples legs away using a martial art.

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    13. Re:Ever Ride One?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moderators asleep? That was a thoughful anonymous post, and its score wasn't marked down to a -1. Come-on moderators. Punishing all nonregistered users is a great slashdot tradition.

  55. it's a bad idea by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You don't have to be Kreskin to see that.

    They don't need "real user experience" because they know it's a bad idea from the start.

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    1. Re:it's a bad idea by Scud_the_disposable_ · · Score: 1
      According to the article, they have tested the Segway for "100,000 hours on city streets across the nation without injury." However, they neglect to say whether they mean injury to the rider, injury to pedestrians, or just injury in total. =)

    2. Re:it's a bad idea by Proc6 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Of course the only people buying and using Segways in that test would be beta-testers, people with a few grand to drop on a toy, etc. Chances are, these are also fairly responsible people.

      Now wait till WangCo makes a $150 knock off with turbo, wheel spikes, flashing LEDs and a subwoofer, and a bunch of drunk teenagers get them. No accidents?

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    3. Re:it's a bad idea by DaveSchool · · Score: 1

      What good is a turbo on an electric engine?

    4. Re:it's a bad idea by instarx · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Segway people want to ride them on sidewalks so they won't have to ride in the street and risk getting hit by the larger, faster and heavier cars. Instead they would much prefer being the larger, faster, heavier vehicles on the sidewalk. That way it will be someone else hurt when there is a collision. More than 50% of elderly people who break a hip die within a year of the injury. The risk from powered vehicles on sidewalks colliding with pedestrians is just not worth whatever cool value a standup scooter might have.

      One good thing though - since the Segways are bought by well-off people with a spare $5,000 to spend on scooter, the lawsuits will at least be worth it.

    5. Re:it's a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could recover some of the heat lost in an electric motor. This would be a form of "turbo". Don't be so unimaginative.

    6. Re:it's a bad idea by DJPenguin · · Score: 1

      What good is a sense of humo(u)r on a slashdotter?

    7. Re:it's a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Because they know it's a bad idea from the start."

      The same kind of thoroughly documented and motivated arguments have in the past been used against the horrible inventions of Drais (bycicle), Benz (motor car), Stephenson (train), and Lilienthal (airplane).

      If the Lord had wanted us to roll along the sidewalk, wouldn't he have given us wheels instead of feet? Case closed, send the Knights after these blasfemists!

    8. Re:it's a bad idea by registro · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. The same principles applys to bicycles, and they do cohabitate pretty well with "elderly people" in cities all around the world. Think Amsterdam or Rotterdam, for example, where, by the way, Life expectancy is 78.5 years, higher than the US. So much for the "die within a year" nonsense.
      Greedy politicians an old time lobbying from the motor industry are the most likely explanations, if you ask me.

    9. Re:it's a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put "Segway accident" in google.

    10. Re:it's a bad idea by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Greedy politicians an old time lobbying from the motor industry are the most likely explanations, if you ask me."

      Bah! You'll be telling me that you can run cars on vegetable oil next! Oh, wait...

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    11. Re:it's a bad idea by Eustace+Tilley · · Score: 1
      bicycles ... cohabitate pretty well with "elderly people" in cities all around the world

      Those bicycles are ridden on the streets, not on the sidewalks. Do not ban Segways, simply classify them as motor vehicles, or limit them to the speed of an electric wheelchair.
    12. Re:it's a bad idea by h3ndr1k · · Score: 0

      Yes, the SUV of the sidewalk. Harrasing pedestrians like SUV drivers harrass drivers of normal cars on the raod. Legislators can see that happening. They are not all SUV drivers after all. Legislators are interested in restricting the enormous costs of lawsuits brought about by your typical SUV driving egomaniac. "Hey I'll sue this bastard, he stopped me from buying 'ENRON' because he took to long to push his wheelchair out of my way!" Ahhhh well the Segway might be a technological masterpiece, but one has to look at the overall picture of how it may be used. Local juridictions don't want to have to invest in providing new infrastructure for the segway (ie widening footpaths and narrowing roadways). After all, where would that leave Shell, BP, EXXON etc. More space for an ecological favourible mode of transport? "I don't think soo GeeDubbya, We might as well forget about getting all that Oil from Iraq". Disclaimer: I am not a citizen of the US, and don't intend to be one. I understand you didn't vote for your president.

    13. Re:it's a bad idea by maccroz · · Score: 2

      obviously there are going to be accidents using the Segway. What you aren't taking into consideration is the number of accidents that would occur with or without the segway. It would be interesting to get statistics on "walking accidents" the number of people that stumble walking of a sidewalk and roll their ankle.

    14. Re:it's a bad idea by Calren · · Score: 1

      You can't blame the machine, it doesn't have auto-pilot. Instead remember that there is a person operating it, and because they're not paying a bit of attention to what they are doing they end up hurting others. This is the same from cars to wheelchairs, bicycles to just pushing a shopping cart. I'd rather someone be on one of these and hit me than behind the wheel of a vehicle.

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    15. Re:it's a bad idea by JimFromJersey · · Score: 1

      You want more space fucknut? Cut the check or shut the fuck up! Why should the general population pay increased taxes so that some fat-assed, zit-encrusted geek can motor his fat ass to get a fucking fat burger? Oh yeah, it's an oil company conspiracy. God fucking damnit you are stooopid, like the city of San Fran would pay any attention to Shell. Segway is electric you dumb fuck, all you do is shift the pollution burden to the power plant. Interesting disclaimer, you're not a citizen, yet somehow you know the why and how of everything that is going on. You may not be a citizen, but that sure hasn't prevented you from being an ignorant jackass. By the way fucktard, we vote for the electoral college because the founding fathers knew that whiny, shit for brains people like you can't be trusted to vote directly for the President.

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  56. it's San Fran, what'd you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    In an area where one city has banned certain types of coffee beans, what'd you expect? They've been bending over for the minority for some time and it's only logical that they'll continue to do so.

    I remember on 20/20 where they interviewed that Kamen guy they showed these pedestrian activist groups more or less claiming Kamen wanted to hurt old ladies. I was just screaming at the television "GET A LIFE!" to these nuts who all desperately needed either jobs or consciences (pedestrian activism???? I mean really, I don't want to get run over on the sidewalk either but that has to be the least important form of activism on the planet).

    Bay Area /.ers, many of you helped elect these PC-nuts so don't act like you didn't see it coming. Get some reps with some common sense next time around!

    1. Re:it's San Fran, what'd you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do you have any idea how many pedestrians get killed in SF every year anyway. a 200 pound person on an 80 pound vehicle going 15 mph belongs on the street, not the sidewalk.

  57. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by ornil · · Score: 1

    What this really means is that this law will be as ignored as the law about no bicycles on the sidewalk.

  58. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by skirch · · Score: 5, Funny
    Otherwise they are full of bullshit.

    Bill Gates weighs 70 pounds and only goes 10 mph, and just look at all the damage he has caused!

  59. 40 MPH!! by goatasaur · · Score: 2, Funny

    I believe that is the military Segway... approved use by licensed personnel only.

    Going 40 MPH on a sidewalk, in a Segway, would be like pedestrian pinball.

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    1. Re:40 MPH!! by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1

      Cool. I want one that can do 40 ;-)

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  60. Are Segways Wheelchairs for the Able? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just wonderin...

  61. the gool ol' boy system of gubmint... by stubear · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "New Hampshire-based Segway hired lobbying firms but has made no contributions to any public officials or candidates, said Matt Dailida, the company's director of state government affairs."

    The problem apprarently was that Segway, LLC. failed to sufficiently bribe California city officials. Now they're going to have to dig deeper into those pockets to make up for the hurt feelings of city officials and overcome the entrenched pedestrian rights groups.

  62. False by M.C.+Hampster · · Score: 1

    Title of your post:

    And the City of San Franciso has been using them!

    From your post:

    I saw a Postal employee ...

    Do you honestly not know that the postal service is not run by individual cities? Please be more careful before you make these kind of accusations.

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    1. Re:False by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you honestly not know that the city controls the sidewalks even when federal workers are walking on them? Fucking idiot.

    2. Re:False by traphicone · · Score: 1
      He said the city was using them, not allowing them.

      Potty mouth.

  63. I can see the headline now... by Kelt · · Score: 2, Funny

    'Embedded Linux on Segway: IT runs Linux!'... With a full SNMP MIB stack for monitoring your battery life from NetSaint (or whatever they're called now)... Maybe a webcam on the front and a copy of apache so that you can 'journal' your travels...

    -Steve

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  64. They'll use it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This will be great for advertising:

    The Segway -- Banned in Boston!

  65. Re:Good. I for one wondered about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yeah. A bike lane, a segway lane, a pedestrian lane.. why stop there? WHY DON'T WE HAVE a fucking gay ass jew lane, because with you around we definitely need one. You're a fucking gay ass jew.

  66. Other cities banning? by mESSDan · · Score: 5, Funny
    In California, Santa Cruz, Oakland and San Mateo are considering joining San Francisco in banning Segways from sidewalks. There is no similar move in congested Los Angeles, city officials said.
    Translation:

    In California, officials in Santa Cruz, Oakland and San Mateo are still waiting on additional payoffs, and are wary after the much publicized "payoff check is in the mail" campaign failed in San Francisco.

    One official is quoted as saying, "Bring cash."

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  67. Other Failings by jhunsake · · Score: 4, Informative

    The postal carriers are ditching it also (and others who were expected to use it, like policeman, security, etc). A quote from a postal worker in this week's Business Week was "You can't keep warm if you're not walking. You end up frozen like popsicle on a stick." Not a ringing endorsement for those states that are chilly 9 months of the year.

    1. Re:Other Failings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your point about walking necessary to keep postal carriers warm is well taken and gets me thinking..

      I expect that the batteries in the Segway will suffer badly in the cold..

    2. Re:Other Failings by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... makes me wonder what will happen if they adopt them, and then 10 years later do a study trying to figure out why postal carriers are collectively gaining weight and experiencing associated health issues.

      That, and isn't getting paid to hike one of the appeals of being a postal carrier? Whatever time the carrier saves is going to be lost because he'll have to go to a gym after work and run on a stupid treadmill just to stay in shape. It would be sad to see one of the few jobs where physical effort still matters get turned into yet another coronary creator.

      In this regard, Segway sounds like yet another example of "just because we can doesn't mean we should".

      Also, it's based on Kamen's wheelchair technology... it's basicly a good device for handicapped people. Anyone can tell you that such devices are fine for the handicapped, but terrible for the healthy. Would any sane person suggest putting a healthy person in a motorized wheelchair? Of course not.

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    3. Re:Other Failings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about those places where it's hotter than fuck the other months of the year? Let him walk in the snow if he wants, but don't blame the Segway for the fucking weather.

    4. Re:Other Failings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up troll. It's not blaming the Segway for anything. It's an explanation for lower-than-expected demand.

    5. Re:Other Failings by sessamoid · · Score: 1
      The postal carriers in the Tampa Bay area have also been experimenting with them. I haven't heard about them recently, but a couple quotes from carrier on these things is that they're kinda neat, but it doesn't actually save them much time. The time they normally spend walking they're also able to sort and prepare mail along the way. There's no way they can do that while operating a Segway, no matter how intuitive these things are supposed to be. So they had to ride to the next house. Stop and fish out the mail for the address and put it in the mailbox. Repeat as needed.

      The early trials seemed to show that it took just as much time to deliver the mail on Segway as it did on foot. I don't know if they've gotten any faster at it.

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    6. Re:Other Failings by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i've chatted with postal and government employees from 3 different locations, they've said the opposite.

      cheers, pt

    7. Re:Other Failings by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1

      Sounds like it would be great in summer though, a cool breeze from moving through the air and not getting hot and sweaty from pedalling away like on a bicycle.

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  68. A Couple Notes by Jordy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yes, San Francisco banned this device. We have some very liberal board of supervisors running the city government here that defined the word 'bleeding heart.' Granted, some of the reasons for the ban aren't too bad, but some of them are very big brother.

    The problem is that everyone is worried that the elderly walking down the sidewalk would be injured by one of these things.

    There is also the whole pro-walking thing which lobbied pretty hard against it. They believe this device would cause everyone to get fat.

    The price of the device didn't help its case either. Being a liberal city, a $4000 device is seen as a rich man's toy and rich men should be spending their money on social problems such as the homeless problem, not toys. This viewpoint is pretty common here unfortunately.

    Bikes have been banned for quite some time on the sidewalk and for anyone who has biked down Market St. knows, it isn't particularly safe to be in the road either.

    Rollerblades have also been banned on the sidewalk for some time. I've seen people try to go down the road on them and it isn't pretty given the general quality of the roads themselves.

    Powered scooters are getting more and more common. They seem the safest of any one-person mode of transport simply because they can keep up with traffic. They are obviously banned on sidewalks, but have no real problems with the street from what I've seen.

    Powered wheelchairs however have not been banned even though they seem to cause a whole lot more injury than anything else. That would hurt the disabled however, so it isn't even considered.

    On the other hand, you have to realize that the sidewalks are litterly *packed* with people in many parts of the city. The segway would have caused problems simply because it is impossible to walk without bumping into someone.

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    1. Re:A Couple Notes by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well as i see it it makes perfect sense. I live in a crowded city as well and for me it is obvious that putting any kind of machine on the sidewalk would be dangerous at least for some, would cause congestions and havoc.

      So the only machines allowed are for people that could not move around if it wasnt for machines, because it would be cruel to render them unable to get out of their homes. But fortunately the numbers of the disabled are not large enough to cause problems.

      I would not really mind if it took me axtra 5 minutes to get to the subway, if it was on the account of crowd caused by a disabled person on a wheelchair. But if it was caused by some guy who was too lazy to walk, then i would be mad.

    2. Re:A Couple Notes by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      "There is also the whole pro-walking thing which lobbied pretty hard against it. They believe this device would cause everyone to get fat.

      The price of the device didn't help its case either. Being a liberal city, a $4000 device is seen as a rich man's toy and rich men should be spending their money on social problems such as the homeless problem, not toys. This viewpoint is pretty common here unfortunately."

      Just two more examples of what happens when hippies get political power. San Fran just clicked up a notch higher on the "cities I never want to visit for any reason" list.

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    3. Re:A Couple Notes by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

      Just two more examples of what happens when hippies get political power. San Fran just clicked up a notch higher on the "cities I never want to visit for any reason" list.

      You think that is bad.. Some simps tried to tax espressos in Seattle.. Apparently it may be on the ballot for the 2003 election :/

      I think these folks need a good ol' Terrance and Philip slap in the face..

    4. Re:A Couple Notes by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is also the whole pro-walking thing which lobbied pretty hard against it. They believe this device would cause everyone to get fat.

      All other factors aside, these are the people that make absolutely burn with anger. These idiotic health nazis who think they have the right to tell everyone else how to live their life. It's none of their fucking business if someone wants to use motored transportation, even if that causes "everyone to get fat". These are the same absolute imbeciles who whine about the fat content of foods and who want to sue fast food places.

      I wish these people would just go live their life of denial and leave the rest of us alone.

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    5. Re:A Couple Notes by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 1

      It is really simple: the Segway is not useful unless it moves significantly faster than the operator can walk. If it move significantly faster than the a person walking, it should not be mixed with pedestrian traffic on the sidewalk. Furthermore, if the Segway is reclassified as a pedestrian, it cannot be operated in the road or bicycle paths. Therefore, the Segway should not be reclassified as a pedestrian.

    6. Re:A Couple Notes by Avumede · · Score: 1

      Actually, this being a democracy, it is the "fucking business" of people to decide to promote some forms of transit over others. And it makes sense too, to promote healthier living over non-healthy living. Sorry you have such a problem with it. Burn on.

    7. Re:A Couple Notes by Herkum01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is also the whole pro-walking thing which lobbied pretty hard against it. They believe this device would cause everyone to get fat.

      Fat? Fat? What they hell are the talking about? Most US citzen's are obese if not outright fat. If they have a concern is that people would get FATTER. Never mind that they live 10 minutes from work.

      I would more likely expect people to be whipping a Segway out the back of their SUV, so that they would not have to waddle the half-block to the front entrance avoiding any pretense of exercising.

    8. Re:A Couple Notes by dumbunny · · Score: 1

      It's makes some sense to ban them preemptively. If you wait until people have already paid their $4950, taken the multi-hour training class, and received the Segway, and then after all that you tell them it's banned on sidewalks, you're going to have a lot of very annoyed consumers. We're talking about a pretty major purchase, here.

    9. Re:A Couple Notes by FeloniousPunk · · Score: 1

      Actually, this being a democracy, it is the "fucking business" of people to decide to promote some forms of transit over others. And it makes sense too, to promote healthier living over non-healthy living. Sorry you have such a problem with it. Burn on.
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    10. Re:A Couple Notes by WNight · · Score: 1

      Actually, twas the parent poster who is right. What other people do, if it doesn't harm you, is none of your business. You have the right to explain your views, but not to dictate them. If people really cared about public health risk (from Segways) from a medical-cost point of view, they'd advocate increased premiums for people in risk categories, they wouldn't try to make those activities illegal.

      If you have nothing better to do than decide what I should be doing, then you need to get a life.

    11. Re:A Couple Notes by jkramar · · Score: 1

      I ask you then, should running also be prohibited? It is certainly faster than walking. Maybe a sprinting midget does less harm. Should there then be a law limiting the product of your mass and speed?

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    12. Re:A Couple Notes by Avumede · · Score: 1

      Um, I needn't tell you that insurance is privatized, so how do people tell the insurance companies what to do? What they can do is to tell the government what to do, since the government's purpose is to serve the people.

      And don't get so upset about me deciding what you should be doing. Restricting what vehicles can operate on public property is hardly as intrusive as you seem to think.

    13. Re:A Couple Notes by Avumede · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, did you have a point in there? Because I certainly didn't advocate restricting life (actually I was promoting longetivity), or liberty (regulation of public roads are already well established, and only the looniest they are breaches of liberty), or the pursuit of happiness (could apply just as well to pedestrians who don't want to be afraid of being run over by a Segway).

      So, tell me. What was your point?

    14. Re:A Couple Notes by General+Ishmoo · · Score: 1
      a $4000 device is seen as a rich man's toy and rich men should be spending their money on social problems such as the homeless problem, not toys.
      Just think how you would feel if you were homeless, and some business man came down the street on a $4000-5000 machine, when he could be walking - wouldn't you feel he was throwing money away that you could be living on? And throwing it away on a toy so he doesn't have to walk?

      Maybe rich men should be spending their money on the homeless, rather than useless things like a Segway.
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    15. Re:A Couple Notes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real reason they are banning them is they fear that people are going to sue them after falling off the Segway during a spinout on all the shit the homeless deposit on SanFran's sidewalks. Their duty after all is to cater to the homeless not the evil taxpayers.

    16. Re:A Couple Notes by tigga · · Score: 1
      Just two more examples of what happens when hippies get political power. San Fran just clicked up a notch higher on the "cities I never want to visit for any reason" list.

      You've been brainwashed, sir.

      There are no hippies in city government - they are pretty pragmatical politicos..
      And you have to visit SF to understand safety concerns - downtown often crowded enough to bump occasionally into someone while walking.
      Ha! I imagine somebody on Segway in Chinatown. People swarm there.

    17. Re:A Couple Notes by psamuels · · Score: 1
      What other people do, if it doesn't harm you, is none of your business.

      [emphasis mine]

      If people really cared about public health risk (from Segways) from a medical-cost point of view, they'd advocate increased premiums for people in risk categories, they wouldn't try to make those activities illegal.

      Substitute "motorcycle" for "Segway" and tell me why your logic still makes sense.

      Hint: I'm not worried about a Segway owner hurting himself. I'm worried about him hurting me. Ride your Segway all you want on your private tennis court, where you can't hurt anyone but yourself. Or on a street, along with me on my bicycle, where the worst you can do is dent someone's car door and owe 'em a couple hundred bucks.

      Sure, people say the Segway is foolproof, so maneuverable that nobody will possibly barrel into me at 12 mph. Bollocks. That's a lot of momentum for someone who isn't paying attention where he's going - and don't forget the oncoming pedestrians who also aren't paying attention to where they're going. Nor should they have to. That's their turf and they're entitled to daydream without some moron mowing them down.

      I'd be willing to comprimise: speed limit 5 mph, or just walk the stupid thing like I have to do with my bike. In fact it would make sense to manufacture the Segway with a speed governor dial with a 5 mph click, to make it easy to gauge this.

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    18. Re:A Couple Notes by psamuels · · Score: 1
      I ask you then, should running also be prohibited? It is certainly faster than walking.

      No. A runner is 70 lbs lighter than a guy on a Segway. Probably considerably lighter than that, in fact, demographically speaking. Also the runner is slower - nobody can sustain 12 mph for long, except very experienced runners who certain know how to keep out of people's way and should be able to jump over small children if worst came to worst. (Try that on a Segway.) I suspect most people sustain 8 mph or less, over any distance. (I bet most people can't sustain 12 mph for even one city block.)

      Average male runner: say 185 lbs going 8 mph. Average male Segway rider, say 200+70 lbs at 10 mph. If momentum approximates mv, that's a factor of 1.8, which makes quite a difference. And, oh, yeah - reaction time window is inversely proportional to speed, as well, which is another way of saying that what we really care about is kinetic energy. Which factor is 2.3.

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    19. Re:A Couple Notes by WNight · · Score: 1

      The topic here is the restriction of which vehicles can be used on public property - because people think the users need more exercise.

      That's like me deciding to try to restrict Porsche ownership because they're really just dick extensions. That may be true, but it's none of my fucking business. Not everything that happens on public land is public business.

      Opposing the Segway, and everyone's access to it, for your own lifestyle reasons, is ridiculous and it's just the kind of shit that California is famous for. Letting simpering idiots dictate insane political policy without concern for its viability or how reasonable it is.

      I realize I come across like a libertarian here, but they have a point. If something I do doesn't affect you, you *don't have the right* to comment! If you oppose my Segway because I might run you down, that's fine. If you oppose my Segway because you don't like me riding something, tough.

    20. Re:A Couple Notes by WNight · · Score: 1
      The lobbying in question was health nuts not wanting people to get Segway's because they might get fat.

      The safety questions are perfectly valid, and relevant. Unfortunately, that's not where it stopped. People were bringing up issues that aren't their business, ones that government has no right to consider.

      There is also the whole pro-walking thing which lobbied pretty hard against it. They believe this device would cause everyone to get fat.


      That's unreasonable. It's like me telling you what you should have for dinner.
    21. Re:A Couple Notes by psamuels · · Score: 1
      There is also the whole pro-walking thing which lobbied pretty hard against it. They believe this device would cause everyone to get fat.
      That's unreasonable. It's like me telling you what you should have for dinner.

      Agreed, 100%. Sorry for the flame. (:

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    22. Re:A Couple Notes by Avumede · · Score: 1

      I agree with you in theory, but I think that health is not purely a private issue. After all, if more people are unhealthy, I do get adversely affected. My health insurance premiums may go up, for example.

      I'd agree with the fact that the health reason alone is not enough to justify banning the Segway, but I do believe it is an argument with some validitity.

  69. AwwwRight SF !! by serutan · · Score: 1

    And while they're at it, they better slap a ban on public jogging, because a jogger can travel even faster than a Segway.

    2.4 miles per hour. It's not just a good idea. It's the LAW.

  70. blah by Kallahan · · Score: 1

    Lets ban cars because the idiots that drive them can/may hit people.

    1. Re:blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be can/do hit people.

  71. Re:excessive lobbying without campaign contributio by Tackhead · · Score: 1
    > It seems like if you pay for lobbyists you better had made campaign contributions first!!! How fucked up is that?

    In Gov. Gray Davis' California, it's not fucked up, it's the only way business gets done. Remember the Oracle Contract?

    CA's state budget is $38B in the hole this year - we're jacking up income taxes and slashing transfers to municipialities, but we've got plenty of money for the Prison Guards, whose union was one of Davis' biggest contributors in the recent gubernatorial campaign.

    Bottom line - the Segway d00dz will go out of business because they had a dumb business plan that relied on a gullible public swallowing promises that they were gonna change the world with a frickin' scooter. Their failure to recognize the basic need to bri^H^H^Hbuy^H^H^Hcontribute generously to those noble souls working hard to make the state a better place is yet another symptom of pie-in-the-sky naievete.

  72. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by outsider007 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    youre not supposed to ride bikes on sidewalks!

    When I ride my bike in a downtown area where there are lots of cars parked on the side of the street, I get on the sidewalk and ride slowly.

    The reason is that I can't rely on the drivers watching before they slam open a car door. Technically I'm not supposed to do it but I've had conversations with cops about it and they mostly agree that I'm better off on the sidewalk as long as I'm going slow. Same will probably be true for segway.

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  73. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by netsharc · · Score: 1

    Your sentence contradicts itself.

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  74. Bikes ARE typically banned on sidewalks. by Viewsonic · · Score: 5, Informative

    And give you a hefty $70 fine. Bikes are treated as motorcycles from a law enforcment standpoint. They must abide by all the same laws. No sidewalks, no running red lights, must use turn signals etc. The reason you see so many people ON sidewalks with bikes is because police are typically lax on chasing them down in a lot of areas. But in high pedestrian traffic areas you will see lots of "bike cops" making sure bikers are on the road where they belong.

    1. Re:Bikes ARE typically banned on sidewalks. by betis70 · · Score: 2, Informative

      In Palo Alto CA (close to the Segway story cities), bikes are specifically allowed on sidewalks, so check your local ordinances just to be sure.

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    2. Re:Bikes ARE typically banned on sidewalks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to turn this into a war or anything, but many times, you'll see cyclists resort to riding on the sidewalks -because- drivers are not paying attention or respecting them on the road.

      Additionally, where there -are- areas that are -clearly- designated as bicycle lanes, pedestrians (rollerbladers, et al.) don't seem to recognize that fact.

      In fact, more often than not, an insult is thrown your way because when you try to inform them of this.

      Respect works both ways, doesn't it? Should we just run them (peds, etc.) over too?

      Mind you, not -everyone- requires a car.

    3. Re:Bikes ARE typically banned on sidewalks. by Schwarzchild · · Score: 1

      You often see bike cops on the sidewalk and yet according to the law bikes are not allowed on the sidewalk and cops are not supposed to break traffic law unless they are in pursuit of a lawbreaker so how do they justify driving on sidewalks themselves?

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    4. Re:Bikes ARE typically banned on sidewalks. by hal9000 · · Score: 1

      Hell, half the cyclists I see on the sidewalks *are* the cops.

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    5. Re:Bikes ARE typically banned on sidewalks. by justzisguy · · Score: 1

      According to the NPR article on All Things Considered, the fine for riding the Segways on the sidewalk in SF is up to $500.

    6. Re:Bikes ARE typically banned on sidewalks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cops enforce the law; they do not need to obey it.

  75. They were already illegal on sidewalks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The actions taken by SF government is mostly to help people understand the policy that is CURRENTLY IN PLACE.

    It is illegal to drive any motorized vehile (eletric, gas, rubber band powered, whatever) on sidewalks, you must drive them on the street. Also in almost all states bicycles are illegal on sidewalks. (in california anything with a chain/belt or motor must be used on the roads). Unicycles are still legal on sidewalks in california. (unless it's those tall ones that have a chain).

    I can see the state and government works special exceptions to the rule of course. so this does not rule out postal workers and police.

  76. Too much press by Dark+Bard · · Score: 1

    The sad thing is if they had been released without fan fare it's doubtful if any cities would have banned them unless they caused problems. I keep reading outrageous claims of speed. They may have changed the specs but the public version was suppose to have an 8mph limiter added and the industrial was going to have either a 12 or 15 mph limit. People keep talking about them going out of control on hills but they were designed for inclines that exceed those in SF. It's a knee jerk reaction to correct a non existent problem. California has a history of leading the country in laws based on panic and the press rather than reality. There should have been a proper study of the situation before any laws were passed.

  77. Re:Good. I for one wondered about this. by LibertineR · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Those are NOT thoughts, Hippie.

    Your screed is just more of that same old socialist, class envy, bleeding heart nonsense that thinking people pay taxes to protect.

    Who gives a crap whether you are POORER or not, fool? We dont make laws in this country just because some whining little snot doesnt have as much money as someone else.

    Laws are supposed to be based on the Constitution, not the Communinst Manefesto. Shut the fuck up, loser.

  78. Not a bad idea at all. by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 1

    If I'm walking along on a sidewalk, the last thing I want is a bunch of morons zooming around me at 14 miles per hour.

    I guess it isn't just me, though.

    - A.P.

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    1. Re:Not a bad idea at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, 'cause getting nailed by a bike is SO much better. Think about it. A bike is a helluva lot more dangerous in a crash than a segway is.

    2. Re:Not a bad idea at all. by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 1

      That's a very valid point, if you happen to be walking in the street. Bikes aren't allowed on the sidewalk just about everywhere.

      - A.P.

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    3. Re:Not a bad idea at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I'm riding along on a street, the last thing I want is a bunch of morons cutting me off around me at 25-40 miles per hour.

      A cyclist who only has ten fingers.

  79. Sounds like someone's got a problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that the Segway should not have a right to the sidewalk, as it for a pedestrian mode of transport. Bikes, blades and boards are not allowed, so why SHOULD the segway? Because you can afford it? Well, why don't you ride it on the nice big and cushy road? You paid for that with your progressive tax too, and you should be just as entitled to a strip of the road as any cyclist and blader should have.

    Oh, and take a pill, dude. You are angry about this. Do you work for the lobby group or something?

    1. Re:Sounds like someone's got a problem... by bethenco · · Score: 1

      I can't help but agree with LibertineR (although I admit he sounds quite frustrated).

      Because you can afford it?

      See, that's just what he's talking about. We have all these anti-yuppie, `haves and have-nots' sentiments that have absolutely nothing to do with the issue.

      Bikes, blades and boards are not allowed, so why SHOULD the segway?

      This is open to debate, but I think that Segways would be less of a problem on the sidewalks than bikes, blades, and boards. Segways only go a bit faster than jogging speed, so they are slower than the other mentioned modes of transportation. Also, Segways appear to be much more maneuverable and easier to stop than bikes, blades, and boards.

  80. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by ottothecow · · Score: 1
    well...I know that in 5th grade when I was a crossing guard, my police officer neighbor clocked us with his radar gun and I could sprint at 11mph...

    now I am 195lbs and can most likely run faster for longer than I could then.

    so doesnt that make me the same as a 120lb person on a segway except they supposedly have better stopping than I would when running and since they arent thinking as much about running they could easily be more observant.

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  81. Re:More Socialist Class Envy BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good god, you're quite the fucking lunatic. Move to fucking albania. You've gone off the deep end with this bullshit you shitzipper.

  82. Skateboard, Scooters, Rollerblades ARE banned .. by Viewsonic · · Score: 1

    Just a FYI for the clueless.. Just because you see someone doing it doesn't mean it's legal. It just means the enforcement is lax. I've had many skateboards taken away for skating on public sidewalks where I live. Bikers get fined bigtime ($70) .. You need to be on the street unless you're walking, or it is a designated bike path.

  83. Why the big 180? by kaoshin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    California used to think it was ok enough:

    Old Press Release

    Personally, I don't think they should ban them, but instead regulate their usage and make owners responsible for their use just like they do with everything else.

  84. Segway doomed? by Gary+Franczyk · · Score: 1

    Of all the things to be alarmist about... the Segway??

    I guess it is an example of people being afraid of new things.

    Does this spell the end of the Segway? This has probably killed off the Segway's #1 market. I feel sorry for all those still-employed techies in San Francisco that pre-ordered theirs on Amazon.

    1. Re:Segway doomed? by sulli · · Score: 1
      It would be doomed if it weren't vaporware. Jay-zus, the hype to reality ratio is worthy of Jean-Louis Gassée!

      (On-topic: just fucking ride them in the street. It is not difficult to do so. Just like you ride any other powered scooter.)

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  85. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try reading that one again, I think you need to catch your NullPointerExceptions ... lol ...

  86. Re:Mod this advertiser down. by ptorrone · · Score: 1

    what part of my site can't you read?

    http://www.bookofseg.com/about.html

    cheers,
    pt

  87. Is this NOT old news??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I swear I saw this on techtv about 2 months ago, or more

  88. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by The+Dobber · · Score: 1

    Assuming that

    A) I live in San Francisco
    II) I had the money
    C) I was stupid enough to buy one

    I'd rather know now that they were considering a ban on them. I'd hate to buy one and two months later find out they're being banned. Wouldn't be quite the same riding it around on my patio.

  89. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by catbutt · · Score: 1

    You think people will ignore the fact that they are illegal to use when they shell out $5000 for one? I sure wouldn't buy something that expensive that I'm not really allowed to use (or at least, not allowed to use as it is designed, which is to be on sidewalks intermingling with pedestrians).

  90. old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All news I read on slashdot these days have been posted elsewhere a long time ago. I remember reading this article on wired a while ago.

  91. It's ok with me so far, but.. by mark_space2001 · · Score: 1
    I think this is ok. The segways go 12.5 mph (3 times faster than a pedestrian can walk) and weigh 69 pounds, which I believe is way more than any bike. There are many areas of San Francisco that are very crowded already (esp. Market and the touristy areas). The segways would add to the congestion since they take up more space on a sidewalk, and would be even more of a hazard in those crowds.

    Hopefully in the future though, the city will ease off a bit, and allow the segways at certain times (late evening and night, for example), and in certain uncongested neighborhoods. I'd also like to see more infrastucture devoted to both bikes and segways, so both can be ubiquitous and yet not endanger pedestrians in the slightest. Devoting one lane on all streets to light wheeled traffic (segway, bikes, skateboards, etc.) and leave the sidewalks to the pedestrians, would be a huge step forward, IMHO.

    1. Re:It's ok with me so far, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why not make all the segway riders wear those radio shack hats with the revolving lights in em?

  92. Does it really matter? by ggram · · Score: 1

    Does it really matter that they banned Segways on sidewalks? Is anyone going to actually buy one of these things? I remember when I thought something like this would be cool, I was 12! All the inconvience of a bike, but none of the exercise!

  93. mugging. by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 1

    I wouldnt be worried about injuring some pedestrian as I rode my segway around - I would be worried about some sixth and mission dweller mugging me for it.

    I used to ride a go ped around the streets of SF and on more than a few occasions felt really uncomfortable waiting for a light to turn so I could get away from some people who were too interested in my go ped.

    1. Re:mugging. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, theyre called "mopeds"

      because only a 'mo will ride one

  94. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by svferris · · Score: 1

    In fact, I've seen several people get ticketed by the police for violating that law.

    Back when I was in high school, I was ticketed for not only riding my bike on the sidewalk, but also crossing in the middle of the street and riding on the wrong side of the street. I thought it was stupid...after all, everybody did it. In fact, my friend got the same ticket about 10 minutes after I did.

    Of course, I later found out (when I asked another cop) that the cop who ticketed me was such an asshole that he had actually ticketed his own mom!

  95. Doesn't San Francisco... by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

    Doesn't San Francisco have Rail Cars (Trollies, whatever...)? Maybe somebody doesn't like the idea of people riding one of these things instead of using the public transport? Or maybe I'm just seeing conspiracies that aren't there.

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  96. Lobbying by duncan+bayne · · Score: 1

    On the topic of lobbying and other sundry immoralities ... how many of these cities have been speaking with representatives from companies that manufacture and operate taxis, buses, trains and automobiles? I doubt the Segway manufacturers were the only people talking about laws pertaining to Segway transport.

  97. Re:More Socialist Class Envy BS by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

    Skateboards are banned on most city streets as well. There goes your semi-coherent argument.

    I am really sorry to hear you are being hurt by the "current progressive tax system". although i have some trouble beleiving you. But if it is true you should keep in mind education is often tax deductable, and you sure need a lot of that.

  98. Just like automobiles in Britain by targo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There used to be a time when Britain was THE leading industrial country. But people got comfortable with that, old industrial interests got entrenched, and as a result they had laws in the end of the 19th century that prohibited automobiles from driving faster than 4mph, and a pedestrian with a red flag had to walk in front of every vehicle. Now it doesn't take too much thinking to see that a country that passes such laws can never last as a leading technological power.
    I can just see the US going down the same road with its overregulation of everything.

    1. Re:Just like automobiles in Britain by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm sure that's why Britain's not a technological superpower anymore. Flag-waving pedestrians. How about this idea? They just didn't have as many good ideas? Plus, they were right smack dab in the middle of World War I and II, leaving their scientists busy thinking of ways to defend their asses full-time, rather than dedicating just a portion of their scientists to war. Come on now, the US isn't going to get all stupid because one town banned Segways on sidewalks. We'll just invent offroad Segways with kick-ass shocks and knobby tires, and come up with a new "extreme sport."

    2. Re:Just like automobiles in Britain by deanc · · Score: 1

      Some states in the USA used to have similar laws when automobiles first became available. I believe New Hampshire had such a law in the early 20th century. Tennesee, perhaps a bit more of a sexist state, had a similar law that only applied when a woman was driving.

    3. Re:Just like automobiles in Britain by Galvatron · · Score: 1
      Damn, I wish I could remember what state it was. I want to say Wisconsin, but I'm really not sure. Wherever it was, the first two cars puchased in that state crashed into each other.

      Anyway, when a new technology is introduced, the long term implications are often unclear. In the keynote speech at the Embedded Systems conference in SF in '01, Douglas Adams gave the example of the telephone. Apparently, when the telephone was first introduced, it was so prohibitively expensive that some people thought its primary use would be to let someone know when he had a telegram. So, often early regulations are designed to regulate a technology for a purpose that may be different than its eventual use.

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    4. Re:Just like automobiles in Britain by LazyGun · · Score: 1

      "This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." -- Western Union internal memo, l876.

      Whatever the situation in the USA, Britain had little use of the telephone because, "Here we have a superabundance of messengers, errand boys and things of that kind." W. H. Preece, then Post Office Assistant Engineer in Chief, testified in 1879 to a House of Commons Committee

  99. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by DrRobert · · Score: 1

    Bike laws vary by state. In all states a bike is considered a car when it is on the street unless it is posted that bikes are not allowed (ie interstates). In some states (KY for one) a bike is considered a pedestrian when on the sidewalk and a vehicle when on the street. This is a dangerous law.

  100. This dude is hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LibertineR wrote:

    Those are NOT thoughts, Hippie.

    Your screed is just more of that same old socialist, class envy, bleeding heart nonsense that thinking people pay taxes to protect.

    Who gives a crap whether you are POORER or not, fool? We dont make laws in this country just because some whining little snot doesnt have as much money as someone else.

    Laws are supposed to be based on the Constitution, not the Communinst Manefesto. Shut the fuck up, loser.


    This LibertineR guy is a hilarious lampoon of ultra-right wing politics. Click on his name and browse his recent posts. This is some seriously funny shit.

    Keep it up, LibertineR. You're hilarous!

  101. Yeah, I hate bikes on sidewalks. by twitter · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The get in the way of my skateboard, and let me tell you, when you get hit by my 200 lb gut and big ugly head you had better be wearing a helmet!

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    1. Re:Yeah, I hate bikes on sidewalks. by otis+wildflower · · Score: 2, Funny

      No worries, you'll just bounce off my 320lb gut and turn around just in time for me to kick you in the face with my steel-tipped Timberlands until you're eating out of a straw for the rest of your life...

      Every irresponsible f?ck I take out is one less that'll damage a little old lady bringing her gelusil home...

  102. Uptight people in San Francisco? by aquarian · · Score: 1

    ...imagine that...

  103. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I noticed "could" in your statement... probably true.

    "Wait til they get a load of me..." I said, as I casually stroked my 18" Poulan chain saw.

  104. Segway specs by r00zky · · Score: 3, Informative

    It has different max-speeds (user choosen) which should allow it to drive in sidewalks (8mph sidewalk operation)

    IMO banning all innovation for security sake isn't the way to go, REGULATING is.

    Maneuvering method: dynamic stabilization--five solid-state, angular-rate-sensing gyroscopes and twin-tilt sensors monitor balance 100 times per second to help the HT compensate for the difference between the rider's body movements, varying terrain, and the direction of gravity
    Motors: two (one per wheel) brushless, independent, 2-horsepower DC servo motors and helical gearboxes (24:1 gear ratio); this combination allows motors to spin at a higher, more efficient speed and provides smooth, quiet propulsion
    Chassis: aluminum; withstands 7 tons of force
    Carrying capacity: 250-pound user
    Wheels: glass-reinforced thermoplastic
    Tires: tubeless, enhanced-traction, puncture-resistant silica compound
    Navigable terrain: pedestrian areas, including streets, sidewalks, grass areas, dirt roads, and hills
    Turning radius: 0 (turns within its own footprint)

    Maximum speeds: 6 mph (Beginner key), 8 mph (Sidewalk Operation key), 12.5 mph (Open Environment key)

    Special mode: Power Assist, which allows powered movement over obstacles, stairs, and ramps when not riding
    Platform height: 8 inches (20 cm)
    User-controlled features: maximum speed, steering sensitivity, and handlebar height
    Display: multicolor backlit LCD, shows battery charge and operating condition
    Keys: three electronic, 64-bit encoded keys for Beginner, Sidewalk Operation, and Open Environment performance
    Security: encoded keys
    Safety: redundant systems
    Footprint: 19 by 25 inches (48 by 64 cm)
    Weight: 83 pounds (38 kg)
    Battery type: two smart-charging, 60-cell NiMH packs
    Battery range: 10 miles in good conditions on a single charge, 15 miles under optimal test conditions, and 5 miles average under strenuous conditions (continuous start-stop driving, use on inclines and grassy terrain, etc.)
    Recharging method: conventional outlet plug-in, power cord included

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  105. Hey, here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about we let people use Segways however they want, then if someone gets injured he can sue whoever was being irresponsible? Oh wait, that's how things used to work before politicians decided to make things "safer" with "proactive" crime-prevention laws like the speed limit. Think about it: we do things that could potentially cause injury every day, but as long as we're careful there's no problem; if we're not and someone gets injured or property gets damaged, then we get punished by the law. Sounds like a pretty good system to me.

  106. Danger Mobile by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Saw a Segway friday evening in Portland OR.

    The operator was driving down the street at night.

    No lights. No reflectors. Grey vehicle out in traffic and no helmet on operator.

    I'd ban the damned things too.

    1. Re:Danger Mobile by FeloniousPunk · · Score: 1

      The operator was driving down the street at night. No lights. No reflectors. Grey vehicle out in traffic and no helmet on operator.
      Yeah, but SF is banning them from the sidewalks, not the streets. Now traffic is the only place for them to go in SF (rather daft considering they can only go about 12 mph, but this is SF...).

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    2. Re:Danger Mobile by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I once saw a guy riding a bicycle in the road at night with no lights, no reflectors, black clothes, and no helmet. We should ban bicycles.

      I once saw an old man driving a navy-blue Buick at night at 15mph with the lights off. We should ban Buicks, probably all cars too.

      I think what you want to do is ban stupid people. Oh, right, well, we can't do that, so let's ban the stupid people's tools that we happen to have biases against for other reasons.

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    3. Re:Danger Mobile by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Ban them from everywhere.

      12 miles an hour, motorized vehicle, operators with no protective gear = Lawsuits.

      First time a Segway wacks a ped or biker on the sidewalk, who sues who?

      First time a Segway runs a stopsign/redlight and gets hit by a Yukon, who sues who?

      It has a motor, it can move three times faster than people can walk and weighs 60-70 pounds, it should require a licence, protective gear and the same safety accessories a motorbike/scooter/ATV has.

      Hell, if I have a 500cc Honda 4x4 ATV with reflectors and lights I can't drive it on sidewalks or streets. Same should hold true for Segway.

    4. Re:Danger Mobile by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      If one has a fender/bender with a Buick, a geek and 5 thousand dollars of plastic and gyros don't get turned into a bloody mess.

      A biker on a bike with no lights/reflectors is at fault.

      A old man with lights off is at fault.

      A idiot on a Segway...is a terrible legal grey area. Who sues who, who is at fault? Are they peds? Cars? Bikes?

      Here in Portland we have street crossings where people have right of way and cars/bikes have to stop. Where is a Segway? A ped? A bike? A car? All three? A Big Wheel?

    5. Re:Danger Mobile by kaoshin · · Score: 1

      They said the same thing about skateboarding back in the day. We used to get tickets for skateboarding in the street in the neighborhood I lived in. It miraculously all stopped after they ticketed the police chiefs daughter for rollerskating in the street...

    6. Re:Danger Mobile by n-baxley · · Score: 1

      Or maybe regulate them to have reflectors. Let's all try to think just a little before we post. Um kay?

    7. Re:Danger Mobile by jackjumper · · Score: 1


      Saw a bicycle friday evening in Portland OR.

      The operator was driving down the street at night.

      No lights. No reflectors. Grey vehicle out in traffic and no helmet on operator.

      I'd ban the damned things too.

  107. Olympic Sprinter? by dosun88888 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Uh, no. Even if you are confusing a marathoner with a sprinter, the segway is still slower.

    12 mph is good for a 5 minute mile, which is about the same as a third-rate high school distance runner.

    ~D

    1. Re:Olympic Sprinter? by guidobot · · Score: 3, Funny
      No, that's not quite right either. A 5 minute mile is no easy feat.

      For comparison, the fastest 100m dash was 10.2 meters per second, or almost 23 mph. A segway goes 12.5 mph, which is about 5.6 m/s -- faster than a swarm of killer bees or an australian crocodile, but not quite as fast as a steep lava flow (9.1 m/s) or a Tyrannosaurus Rex (estimated at 11.1 m/s).

      The segway is nearly as fast as a roadrunner (6.7 m/s)... just wait 'til Wiley E. Coyote gets his hands on one. In the meantime, imagine getting nailed by a 250 pound metal cyborg roadrunner as you walk to work.

      Hope that clears things up.

    2. Re:Olympic Sprinter? by Poeir · · Score: 1

      So, if I want to get away from the Killer Bees, my best bet is to hop on the Segway; or get the crocodile to eat the Killer Bees, but then I'll just have a crocodile with bees in its mouth, and when it croaks it will shoot bees at me... But when it comes to the lava flow, I'm better off taking to me feet and running away. But for the tyrannosaurus, I'll just hope I can outrun the guy next to me.

      This is more valuable information than you'd think.

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    3. Re:Olympic Sprinter? by justzisguy · · Score: 1

      So how does that compare with a swallow?

      ..."African or European?" I don't know that. Aaaarrrrggggg!!!

  108. Not a surprise by PaddyM · · Score: 1

    Considering the segway is only really useful to clowns.

  109. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by martyn+s · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I don't understand it either. I also think it seems to contradict itself.

  110. Almost sounds sensible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "we aren't blocking traffic, we are traffic"

    Until you realize there are SPEED Limits for vehicles on roads, MINIMUM speed limits. If the posted speed is 45 MPH, then you better not do a hair under 35 MPH or you are a traffic hazard. Where I live, they ticket you for going too slow and impeding the traffic. I see bikers ticketed daily. I am happy for this. Imagine coming up on a stepvan that is going way too slow for conditions and signalling a left around the van, only to have a cyclist fall in front of your car!
    Bycicle lanes are fine, except where right turns are concerned. I have bad morons see me making a right turn AHEAD of them, and they plow into me anyway! In a perfect world things would be different. Do we have that now?

  111. Doesn't go far enough, if you ask me by image · · Score: 1

    I think they ought to ban jet propulsion packs, personal helicopters, nuclear submarines, hover boards, portable cold fusion devices, warp drives, and moon lasers as well.

    (As long as we're making laws against things that no one will actually ever own, we may as well cover all the bases.)

    1. Re:Doesn't go far enough, if you ask me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case you haven't been paying attention (and you haven't) these things are for sale and are already down about 7 grand since their limited introduction several months ago. Within a couple years they will be cheap and plentiful. Unlike all the other crap you were spewing.

  112. Banned in Dallas, TX as well..... by jsimon12 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Buddy of mine is a Dallas Police Officer and he told me that these suckers were basically banned months ago here in Dallas. Namely because they are a danger to pedestrians, 80 lbs piece of metal with a 150+ lbs person jamming down the street at 12+ mph makes for a pretty good accident waiting to happen. Personally I am glad they are banning these things, they are useless and will just make people lazy. If we need anything we need subways in all large cities, and people can just walk between stations, least it will get people off their ever growing butts for a while.

    1. Re:Banned in Dallas, TX as well..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Translated: "I can't afford one"

    2. Re:Banned in Dallas, TX as well..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brought to you by the slashdot idiot translation service.

    3. Re:Banned in Dallas, TX as well..... by dspisak · · Score: 1

      Does this mean I can go out and get asshat yuppies driving around in their Ford RoadFucker(tm) SUV gas guzzler banned from the roads because their cars weigh so much more then your average sedan or subcompact hatchback and thusly create a more dangerous environment for all the people driving a normal sized car?

      I hope so, I would LOVE to get rid of the SUV from America's highways.

  113. you, my friend... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are a cock gobbling homosexual.

  114. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Typical /. zealot speak. Buch of jackasses. I want to read about Segway and you shitheads have to bring the only thing you know into it.

  115. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Reverend+Joe · · Score: 1

    Actually, the correct response would be:

    yes, that probably IS the same potential energy (given that both segway and ped are at about equal sea-levels), but I think you meant "kinetic" :^)

    man, I'm a nerd...

  116. SUVs of the sidewalk by TheFrood · · Score: 1

    Gregg Easterbrook (one of the editors of New Republic) writes a weekly column about pro football for ESPN.com. Recently he touched on the Segway in one of his columns:

    [I predict] these devices will be a, what's the word, oh yeah, fiasco. Why? They will become the SUVs of the sidewalk.

    Everyone who walks will intensely hate Segways. The manufacturer has already persuaded 32 states to certify these monstrosities for use on sidewalks; without that permission, no one would buy one. But the Segway is 200 pounds of metal with a 200-pound rider atop moving 12 mph, velocity of someone who runs track in the 100-meter event. This means a pedestrian struck by a Segway will be hit by 400 pounds moving at sprinter speed. Being struck by a Segway roaring down the sidewalk will be significantly worse than being popped by an NFL linebacker at maximum warp. The things will simply be dangerous.

    Segways are also likely to be driven in a selfish manner. They will clog downtown sidewalks, depriving space to regular pedestrians; and sidewalks in downtown New York, Boston and, especially, London are already so crowded you practically have to walk at the curb. People atop Segways will feel that, as the SUVs of the sidewalk, everyone else should jump out of their way. Riders will barrel along on these monstrosities, terrorizing pedestrians, injuring people without accountability, expecting women and children to lunge aside. One of the few quasi-civilized experiences left in big-city downtowns -- walking along, enjoying the day, checking out babes/hunks and looking in shop windows -- could become a nerve-wracking exasperation.

    Probably the Segway will be a bust, considering the thing is expensive and hopelessly impractical: where do you put it when you're not riding it? Are you going to carry a 200-pound object in the elevator up to the office with you? Alternatively, Segway's manufacturer may be driven out of business once liability suits begin rolling. Segways are going to cause harm when used as intended, which is a formula to warm the tort lawyer's heart.

    But if somehow Segways do catch on, their main effect on society will be to make strolling so unpleasant and risky that people who presently use the subway (TMQ, for example) will resort to driving in order to be off the sidewalks and safe from Segways. Which means the enviro-green marketing of this contraption is a total fiction. Discouraging people from walking in order to get them to ride a dangerous $5,000 hulk of metal that consumes energy! How very Earth-friendly.


    His numbers seem to be a bit off--Segways only weigh 69 pounds according to the CNN article--but I think his conclusions are spot on.

    TheFrood

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    1. Re:SUVs of the sidewalk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow you sure added a lot to that article. Glad you posted your scintillating insight there Sparky.

    2. Re:SUVs of the sidewalk by TheFrood · · Score: 1

      Wow you sure added a lot to that article. Glad you posted your scintillating insight there Sparky.

      You're welcome. Thanks for your contribution to the debate, by the way.

      TheFrood

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    3. Re:SUVs of the sidewalk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that I'm at 190 and dropping, not 200. ;) (Not that I'd actually blow that much money on a Segway. Walking == Good. If you need to rush, you should've left earlier, neh?)

      Anyway, they got one thing correct - Tort lawyers would have a field day.

      What San Francisco really needs is a combination "Get the fuck out of the way/stop suing for a hundred grand because you scraped your knee!" law.

    4. Re:SUVs of the sidewalk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [I predict] these devices will be a, what's the word, oh yeah, fiasco. Why? They will become the SUVs of the road.

      Everyone who cycles will intensely hate cars. The manufacturer has already persuaded the public to use these on streets. But the automobile is a few tons worth of metal with a 200-pound rider atop moving 25-50 mph. This means a cyclist struck by a car will be hit by a few tons of moving steel at more than sprinter speed. Being struck by a car roaring down the street will be significantly worse than being popped by an NFL linebacker at maximum warp. The things will simply be dangerous.

      Cars are also likely to be driven in a selfish manner. They will clog downtown streets, depriving space to regular cyclists; and streets in downtown New York, Boston and, especially, London are already so crowded you practically have to ride at the curb. People inside cars will feel that, as the SUVs of the street, everyone else should jump out of their way. Riders will barrel along on these monstrosities, terrorizing pedestrians and cyclists alike, injuring people without accountability, expecting women and children to lunge aside. One of the few quasi-civilized experiences left in big-city downtowns -- walking along, enjoying the day, checking out babes/hunks and looking in shop windows -- could become a nerve-wracking exasperation.

      SPOT THE IRONY..

    5. Re:SUVs of the sidewalk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cycles are already banned from the sidewalk. In light of that, your "story" really makes no sense.

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  118. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
    One of the reasons they gave for banning it was that it weighs 70 pounds and goes 12 mph, meaning the device could cause injury to a pedestrian.

    I know many "pedestrians" that weigh more than twice 70 pounds and can go 12mph, too.

  119. Segways and City Design by jthomasson · · Score: 1

    Back before the details on Segway were released and all the hype over "Ginger" was building in the press, Kamen said that his new invention would influence the design of cities. Having lived in SF for 3 years, I can say that it some parts are not currently compatible for Segway use. Fillmore street sidewalks, for instance, are not wide enough for segways and pedestrians. Geary sidewalks, on the other hand, are fine. SF would probably be better served if they restricted Segways only from certain areas (Fillmore Street, Union Square, Union Street, Chestnut, Haight Street, etc.). Tooling around the Presidio on one of these contraptions would be totally badass. From Kamen's assertion about the design of cities, it sounds as if he might have expected segways to get limited usage in areas with high pedestrian traffic. It sounds like he was hoping cities would build Segway-lanes or something once the invention's benefits were proven. Jethro Thomasson

  120. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by b!arg · · Score: 1

    Show me a city where the pedestrians are at full sprint all the time...

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  121. Where the hell do you park those things? by tstoneman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My biggest question is where do you put them once you're finished travelling? With cars you park them, with bikes, you can lock them in bike racks, but there is zero infrastructure in place to secure your Segway.

    What's the point in taking a Segway somewhere if you can't lock it down. This means you couldn't take it to go shopping, seeing a movie, go to the doctor's, go to class, etc. You might be able to take it to work and keep the Segway in your office... if you have space. That's about it... it doesn't have any other practical use.

    I would prefer rollerblades to the Segway any day, since they are small and portable.

    1. Re:Where the hell do you park those things? by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i lock mine up all over town:
      http://www.bookofseg.com/secure.html/

      cheers,
      pt

    2. Re:Where the hell do you park those things? by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      I'm getting a 404 on that link.

    3. Re:Where the hell do you park those things? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remove the trailing slash. *bows*

  122. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by tx_mgm · · Score: 1

    well, you would get one. thats fine....but my point is that i dont think there would have been all that many people zooming around to cause a problem...im guessing that they wouldnt have been any more common that mopeds or gas scooters. should they outlaw those too?
    i think they did this in anticipation of them becoming extremely common and causing problems, whereas i dont think too many of them are EVER going to sell. its a fun idea, but i dont think they're as practical as many people think.

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  123. Not in most mainland major citties.... by jsimon12 · · Score: 4, Informative

    As far as I know it is illegal to drive a moped or scooter on most major US city sidewalks. They are considered street vehicles, so it is about the same as driving your car on the sidewalk. Maybe it is different in Hawaii. I would personally rather see no motorized vehicles on the sidewalks, hell bikes should even be there, sidewalks are for people and walking.

    1. Re:Not in most mainland major citties.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we have pedestrians off the cyclepaths as well, then?
      Grrr...

  124. The Truth About Segway by spoonboy42 · · Score: 1

    During the initial hype regarding the release of the Segway, I had a discussion with some friends about the real significance of the invention.

    First of all, the Segway will not change the world. In terms of speed, range, carrying capacity, etc., it is similar to the moped. The gyroscopic stabilization system is ingenious, but it does not, by itself, make for a revolution in personal transportation.

    Now, the key observation I made was this: if the Segway is successful, it will concievably replace walking as a means of conveyance for many individuals, if only because its 12 MPH top speed exceeds even a brisk gait. This will reduce the amount of excercise that Segway users engage in.

    Think about this for a moment. The Segway makes people faster and fatter (if ever there were a more all-American invention, I haven't heard of it). IT was obviously designed as a conspiracy to increase the net momentum of the average American. San Francisco has particular reason to be concerned with this, since its proximity to siesmic fault lines places the city at risk for potentially disasterous consequences of a large aggregate transfer of momentum among its citizens. The city of San Francisco is doing the responsible thing by trying to prevent rush-hour earthquakes!

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  125. Phobic by fleener · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's a phobic response pure and simple. It's irresponsible to ban an environmentally-friendly transportation vehicle without evidence it is a threat.

    1. Re:Phobic by jdreed1024 · · Score: 1
      It's irresponsible to ban an environmentally-friendly transportation vehicle without evidence it is a threat.

      Um, hello?

      They're banned on the SIDEWALKS. So are bikes. Why? Because on a crowded sidewalk, you have very little room to maneuver or stop. A kid walking with his parents could let go of Mommy's hand to go look at a toy in a window, and could get hit by a bike. The same thing could happen with a Segway.

      If it was an all out ban (ie: "Only terrorists use Segways"), you might have a point, but you don't.

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    2. Re:Phobic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ugh, the comments is this thread suck.

      It's obvious that the Segway would be banned. It's just not usable. This of this situation: You're stuck in a crowd of people, some drunk idiot backs into you & Segway, you fall back and Seqway takes off backwards before you finally fall into a group of people.

      Neat idea and design, but the advertised use (to replace pediestrian transportation) is completely retarted.

    3. Re:Phobic by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Yeah yeah, power to the people, down with The Man and all that...

      I don't care how "environmentally friendly" this vehicle is, it doesn't belong on a sidewalk. They're called pedestrians for a reason.

      If you want to be able to use the latest and greatest from the Sharper Image catalog, go to city hall and ask the council to consider dedicated lanes for these vehicles (or simply use existing bicycle lanes). The sidewalk is there for a reason, and it's not to be your personal slalom course.

    4. Re:Phobic by fleener · · Score: 1

      Have you seen one operate? They're no more dangerous than a fat person walking down a crowded street. Last time I checked, girth was not a consideration in street safety codes.

      Where is your factual evidence that a Segway poses a hazard? Please, I'd love to see it.

    5. Re:Phobic by Merk · · Score: 1

      I've seen this a few places and still don't get it. How is a device which uses batteries more environmentally friendly than what it's intended to replace: walking?

    6. Re:Phobic by oh · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It's irresponsible to ban an environmentally-friendly transportation vehicle without evidence it is a threat.

      Umm, so they only run on bio-fuels such as ethanol or vegetable oil? Oh, they are electric? So they can only be re-charged from solar or hydro-power?

      Sorry, electric != enviro-friendly. It can be, but not always. Most times, electricity is just shifting the polution some where else.
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    7. Re:Phobic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "personal slalom course"

      Troll. Or complete moron with no understanding of the Segway.

    8. Re:Phobic by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      They're no more dangerous than a fat person walking down a crowded street.

      They move faster then a fat person.

      Where is your factual evidence that a Segway poses a hazard?

      Do we really need factual evidence that an (69lb + owner) device moving at 12.5 mph on a crowded sizewalk is a hazard? Common sense will tell you that.

      As an SF bicylist I have no issues with Segways using the bike lanes (And while we're at it, lets expand the bike lanes).

      But sidewalks? Certainly not.

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    9. Re:Phobic by fleener · · Score: 1

      The Segway isn't polluting your air.

      You assume the Segway is replacing walking. Hardly. People who walk enjoy walking, do it for exercise, or cannot afford motorized transportation. The Segway is not to replace walking. It is a prime candidate to replace cars for people with a short commute. I drive 20 minutes to work. I'd gladly take one of these things to work and not have to deal with parking.

    10. Re:Phobic by fleener · · Score: 1

      Environmentally friendly in the sense that they are much better than the gas alternatives, and they do not pollute your air.

    11. Re:Phobic by Zaak · · Score: 1

      Do we really need factual evidence that an (69lb + owner) device moving at 12.5 mph on a crowded sizewalk is a hazard?

      Do we really need factual evidence that a person running at 12.5 mph on a crowded sidewalk is a hazard?

      A segway isn't necessarily more dangerous than a jogger. Do you really think people will be driving their segways at running speed on a sidewalk crowded with people who are only walking?

      TTFN

    12. Re:Phobic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Environmentally friendly? Compared to what, wear and tear on shoe leather? Idiot!

    13. Re:Phobic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It uses electricity, therefore it pollutes. Even if you charged it with solar cells those pollute by virtue of the fact they have to be manufactured. I'd gladly see you unemployed rather than driving a Segway on a sidewalk. Maybe you wouldn't be able to afford web access then and we wouldn't have to deal with your whining.

    14. Re:Phobic by Zaak · · Score: 1

      Sorry, electric != enviro-friendly. It can be, but not always. Most times, electricity is just shifting the polution some where else.

      It's not supposed to replace walking, it's supposed to replace cars for short-distance commutes. The amount of pollution generated to power a segway is going to be much less than that generated to power a car over the same distance.

      TTFN

    15. Re:Phobic by fleener · · Score: 1

      Do we really need factual evidence

      Yes you do need evidence. You only have fear to support your position.

    16. Re:Phobic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Segway is _far_ more maneuverable than a bicycle, unicycle, skateboard or any other form of motorized transportation. I'd only be worried about a 12.5MPH Segway user if he was drunk. But then, I'd be as scared of a drunk walking on his own two feet. The difference with the Segway is that a drunk wouldn't get two feet before crashing, so that's not a threat. Don't live your life in fear of the unknown.

    17. Re:Phobic by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      A Segway is _far_ more maneuverable than a bicycle, unicycle, skateboard or any other form of motorized transportation

      Not sure what your point is. Bicycles, unicycles, skateboards and all other forms of motorized transportation are banned from the sidewalk. Why should the Segway be an exception?

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    18. Re:Phobic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Segway is not a bicycle, unicycle or skateboard. It is entirely unlike any other form of motorized transportation, except in that it has wheels. Is that was scares you? Wheels?

      A Segway is closer to power walking than any other form of transportation that uses wheels. Do power walkers scare you? You know, the people who walk fast and swing their arms? Well, the Segway is safer because there are no swinging arms.

      Unless you have seen one operate (I have), you have no basis for your argument, except fear.

    19. Re:Phobic by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      You realize that if someone gets struck and seriously injured by a segway, it will be dead across the entire country?

    20. Re:Phobic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A jogger isn't made of metal, When they crash into my heels, or run over my feet, or my shins, it's skin, bone, and leather, not steel/aluminum/magnesium/whatever metal alloy they're made of. Flesh gives.. metal doesn't.
      Given the choice.. would you rather I kick you in the shins with jogging shoes? or smack you with a 250lb metal bar?

    21. Re:Phobic by fleener · · Score: 1

      Yeah, just like how bicycles and skateboards died out because of all the deaths they cause every year. Uh huh.

      The Segway looks bigger and more imposing, yet has a bizillion times for manueverability than a bicycle or skateboard or anything of its ilk. That's right, one bizillion times more.

      People filled with fear seem to think the Segway is some big monster that rolls out of control, that cannot be stopped in a timely manner. Have these people seen a Segway operate? No.

      The only thing stopping widespread adoption is the high price tag. If you could buy one for a couple hundred bucks they would be selling out.

    22. Re:Phobic by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Troll. Or complete moron with no understanding of the Segway."

      I know that a person on a Segway can go over twice as fast as even my own brisk walking and I know human nature. What else must I know?

    23. Re:Phobic by Danse · · Score: 1

      Sorry, electric != enviro-friendly. It can be, but not always. Most times, electricity is just shifting the polution some where else.

      True, but that's not a bad thing. It shifts it to power plants where it's much easier to monitor and control the pollution than it is when you have a bunch of people in cars. Which would you rather have to do, install better air scrubbers at a power plant or figure out another way to keep people from driving their cars for short-distance trips?

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    24. Re:Phobic by oh · · Score: 1
      True, but that's not a bad thing. It shifts it to power plants where it's much easier to monitor and control the pollution than it is when you have a bunch of people in cars


      But it does waste more energy. Typicaly something like 20-30% of the electricity is wasted simply delivering it to the home. It might be worse in the US with its 110v power system, but maybe not because long-distance transition would be at high voltage.

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    25. Re:Phobic by Jordy · · Score: 1

      12 mph isn't exactly a speed demon. The worst that'd do is knock you down and unlike a bike, it can't roll over you after doing so. Worst injury I can imagine is maybe a broken hip by an elderly woman.

      On the other hand, the same can be said of someone running down the street. Many people can hit 12 mph while running, especially downhill.

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    26. Re:Phobic by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      The Segway is not a bicycle, unicycle or skateboard. It is entirely unlike any other form of motorized transportation, except in that it has wheels. Is that was scares you? Wheels?

      No, it's not much different. It's a wheeled vehicle with controls. Fancy geeky controls. Whee! The rider can make mistakes, controls fail, momentum happens. I've seen the segway in action, and while it has fancy controls, I don't see how it's safer then a power walker.

      You want to go pedestrian speed in a segway? I have no problem with that. You wanna expand the bike lanes to accomidate these things? Great!

      But 15mph on the narrow SF sidewalks? No thanks. I've been hit by many different vehicles, from rollerbladers to wheelchairs going 15mph on the sidewalk. More hazards? I don't think so.

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      "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
    27. Re:Phobic by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Yes you do need evidence. You only have fear to support your position.

      Damn right. 250 lbs going 12mph on a sidewalk scares the hell out of me. How about you?

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    28. Re:Phobic by Danse · · Score: 1

      Still better than cars. Modern combustion engines waste a ton of energy too, plus they pollute more than most power plants.

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    29. Re:Phobic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see how "it's supposed to replace cars" means it should be allowed on the sidewalk.

    30. Re:Phobic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But a jogger is precisely two bizillion times more maneuverable than a Segway, so there!

    31. Re:Phobic by vidarh · · Score: 1
      "Common sense" also used to tell people that they would get suffocated in trains because the horrendous speeds would mean all the air would get sucked out, and that cars would never succeed in replacing horse carriages. There are few things worth as little as "common sense".

      In your case, you extrapolate that the segway is a hazard by making assumptions about how dangerous it may be at 12.5mph on a crowded sidewalk. Someone running at 12.5mph (which isn't particularly hard, even for me and I'm a lazy geek ;) would also be a hazard, yet we don't ban people from the sidewalks.

      Max speed and the speed people will use in situations where it is hard to maneuver is not the same.

      You also assume it will be harder, or as hard, for someone on a segway to stop as for someone running. That is not a given.

      Most people negative to the segway seem to assume that the it is a hazard just because "common sense" tell them so. If you believe it is a hazard, why not advocate regulation and safety checks instead of advocating that it be forced off sidewalks without any hard facts about whether or not it really is a danger.

      So yes, we do need factual evidence.

    32. Re:Phobic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you oh, for pointing this out to the dorks who believe that electricity is "clean".

      Remember, folks, that coal puts out more radioactivity than nuclear plants. Coal has radioactive isotopes which are merely spread out by the plant exhaust. Nukes keep it in the dome, well, except for Chernobyl.

    33. Re:Phobic by forringer · · Score: 1
      Sorry, electric != enviro-friendly. It can be, but not always.
      How about almost always. I own an electrc car (pure electric) and use it to communte dayly. Yes, the electric power is provided by the local oil burning power plant, BUT (and this is important) the power plant is MUCH more efficient than an internal combustion engine, and has MUCH beter filtering of its "exaust." Any electric car will be significantly cleaner than its internal combustion brother.

    34. Re:Phobic by fleener · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, a 250lb person or a 250lb machine controlled by a person standing upright that turns with the nuance of the person controlling it. I really don't see much difference.

    35. Re:Phobic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The power plant has to convert from kinetic to electrical energy, which is very lossy. Then you have to carry the electrical energy around in heavy batteries, and convert it back to kinetic energy (also lossy) to use it. The energy density of gasoline is amazing, and a combustion engine produces kinetic energy directly--beyond a certain capacity, you actually save energy by skipping the electrical part of the process and carrying an engine instead of batteries.

      There have been some experiments with high-speed flywheels in evacuated chambers for storing kinetic energy (the best of both worlds) but those are still insanely dangerous, even compared to car fires.

  126. It needs to be said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...whadduhya expect from a bunch uh homos?

  127. HELLO MODERATORS! by tps12 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yes, I was not the first to mention "old ladies," but I was the first to point out that San Francisco has a bunch of hills, which was the whole point of the comment. "Redundant" my ass. If you want Redundant, here's something you've probably heard before: LAY OFF THE CHEAP $3 CRACK. Thx.

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    1. Re:HELLO MODERATORS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      agreed. i thought this was a good point. and one that hadn't occured to me in spite of my having lived in and around san francisco for much of my life. on the other hand there's nothing wrong with $3 crack, so it all evens out in the end. crack snob!

  128. It Stops Being A Scooter If It Is Expensive Enough by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    > What a bunch of spoilsports...or are they? Any
    > thoughts on this?"

    Why should having more money than brains gain you the privilege of operating your toy on the sidewalk?

    --
    Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
  129. Typical San Francisco class war politics... by aquarian · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The price of the device didn't help its case either. Being a liberal city, a $4000 device is seen as a rich man's toy and rich men should be spending their money on social problems such as the homeless problem, not toys. This viewpoint is pretty common here unfortunately.

    Yeah, no kidding. Frankly, I think that's the heart of the matter. The rest is just political rhetoric.

    I'm no fan of the Segway. I think it's pretty stupid, and will never be anything more than a toy. But when I read about it being banned in San Francisco, one thought came to my mind -- "typical!"

    Personally, I hate all the little punk speed freaks begging for money all over the city. But I don't propose banning skateboards, which I'm sure pose a greater threat to pedestrians.

    1. Re:Typical San Francisco class war politics... by marick · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they are also banned on sidewalks. Of course, people break that ban all the time...

  130. Slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When they took away the segways, I didn't speak up because I didn't have a segway. When they took away the vespas, I didn't speak up because I didn't have a vespa. And when they came to take away my geek status symbol, nobody was left who would speak out against it!

    </sarcasm>

  131. Sidewalk Riding Dangerous for Segway Users Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    San Francisco has a polically powerful
    bicycle and pedestrian lobby. They opposed
    allowing Segways on sidewalks and that is
    the reason for the ban.

    As other posters have pointed out, Segways
    are not much different than bicycles. In general,
    SF also prohibits bikes from riding on sidewalks
    (at least in commercial districts). This
    is done not only for the safety of pedestrians
    but also to protect cyclists. A car pulling out
    of a parking lot is not going to be looking
    for a fast moving cyclist coming the wrong
    direction on a sidewalk.

    There have been numerous studies
    (in transportation journals) that found
    sidewalk riding is statistically much more
    dangerous than riding in the street -- even
    very busy arterials with no shoulders and
    fast moving traffic.

    In fact, these studies are so convincing
    that I would argue that Segway is opening
    itself up to some serious liability problems
    if it is telling its riders to use
    sidewalks.

  132. In defense of "pt" by EnlightenmentFan · · Score: 1
    No, he's not a marketing droid, he's just an enthusiast. It's true that marketing droids work hard to imitate enthusiasts, in this case the assumption is false.

    OTOH--I am not a Segways-on-sidewalks enthusiast! The platform is wide enough to take up more than half any sidewalk I know about. Segways go more than twice as fast as a normal pedestrian. And although the quoted weight of a Segway keeps going down--when I first read about it, it was more than 80 lbs--that sure doesn't include the weight of the person riding it.

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    1. Re:In defense of "pt" by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i take the streets for my commute.

      cheers,
      pt

    2. Re:In defense of "pt" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, he's not a marketing droid

      Or is he? A quick search for "fallon worldwide" came back with an article about an advertising agency. The company's website used to be more clear about what they did.

    3. Re:In defense of "pt" by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i work for fallon, in the seattle office on phone, pda and mobile device software (that our biz unit). read the about page on my site. we do not work with segway, llc in any way nor do i. again, read my site. http://www.bookofseg.com/about.html

  133. not so insane ... by legLess · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I'm not a luddite, and I don't think we should preemptively ban Segways. We've got plenty of laws for people acting unsafely in the public right-of-way. If some nut on a Segway mows down an old lady in a crosswalk, bust him for that, not for his ride. Read on, though ...
    Are they going to ban skateboards, roller blades, and inline electric scooters as well?
    Here in Portland you're not allowed to skateboard or roller[blade|skate] on many sidewalks, and I can't imagine electric scooters are permitted on any sidewalk. Neither do I want Segways typing up the bike lane. I've put over 20,000 miles on a couple bikes in Portland, so I speak from experience. It's dangerous enough without these slow (12MPH top speed? barely spare change to me on a a bike), bulky (wider than a bike) things being driven by total newbies running down the middle of the bike lane.
    Seaways are supposed to be safer then these things.
    There you have the crux of it. "Supposed to be" accordng to whom? According to research done by the company that stands to make a fortune if they're are widely adopted, that's who. There have been no large-scale tests done by disinterested 3rd parties, so we have no idea how safe these things are. I've only seen one in real life, and I nearly got nailed by it. They're quiet, they're bigger, faster and heavier than anything else on the sidewalk. Maybe they have horns or bells or something, but the guy who nearly creamed me didn't use it.
    Bleh, fucking lame ass government stifling innovation because of imagined phantoms.
    Stifling innovation? Christ, breath into a bag for a minute before you hyperventilate; no one's outlawing the manufacture or distribution of the bloody things. A couple cities are reacting badly to being pressured to accept them site unseen. I'd much rather my city council give the high hat to a high-tech lobbying firm than just rubber-stamp their ideas. NYC also banned them in the city: the ban is only good for a year, and doesn't apply to some government employees, who will be testing them for safety. What's wrong with a city deciding for itself whether or not to allow a new and potentially disruptive form of transportation?
    Lets keep things exactly the way they are ... I hate this preemptive rulemaking bullshit.
    If you really thought that, then you'd be equally outraged by states preemptively allowing Segways, hmm?
    --
    This isn't as much "normalization" as it is "don't take so many drugs when you're designing tables."
    1. Re:not so insane ... by Zaak · · Score: 1

      If you really thought that, then you'd be equally outraged by states preemptively allowing Segways, hmm?

      Please remember that a main feature of a free society is that you can do something unless there's a law that says you can't.

      TTFN

  134. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by eericson · · Score: 4, Informative

    No way. They are equally as dangerous as bikes, if not more so (Segways don't have brakes).

    Bzzzt. Wrong.

    While the Segway doesn't have traditional friction brakes, it does have regenerative braking ala the GM EV1. Essentially when you lean back to brake, the Segway puts the motors in reverse and turns them into generators. Otherwise there'd be not real way to stop a Segway.

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  135. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by bfields · · Score: 1
    When I ride my bike in a downtown area where there are lots of cars parked on the side of the street, I get on the sidewalk and ride slowly. The reason is that I can't rely on the drivers watching before they slam open a car door. Technically I'm not supposed to do it but I've had conversations with cops about it and they mostly agree that I'm better off on the sidewalk as long as I'm going slow. Same will probably be true for segway.

    You're completely right about the car doors--that's a big risk. There's another way to avoid the accident, though: just stay in the street, and move further away from the cars. This'll put you in the regular car lane, but that's OK. If you're on a street with only one lane and you're holding up people behind you (this'll happen less often than you think), then pull over every now and then and let them by. But don't let them intimidate you out of using the street completely.

    If you ride on the sidewalk and ride at walking speed (which is really slow), then you're probably reasonably safe, but there's a lot of unpredictability on the sidewalk--cars pulling in and out of driveways, pedestrians entering and exiting buildings--and none of them are looking out for you, because they don't think they're going to meet anyone with nonzero stopping distance on a sidewalk.

    For excellent coverage of these issues, John S. Allen's excellent manual Bicycling Street Smarts is available in its entirety online, or you can order it in print for very cheap. Highly recommended.

    --J. Bruce Fields

  136. Fail to see the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here in London, you can't ride bicycles on the pavement and have to ride on the street. For the most part, you do. Shrug, it makes sense to me - chances are higher of injuring a pedestrian otherwise.

    The Segway is a vehicle, so what is the problem with it being on the road?

    This is why I think 'bicycle/alternative' lanes are a good idea.

    My 2p :-)

  137. A point most are missing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having bikes banned from sidewalks is both for the safety of pedestrians AND cyclists. If you're on a bike and go zooming across a cross-walk.. motorists aren't trained to be looking for fast-moving bikes coming from the sidewalk. That goes for Segways as well.

    By the way, how quickly does this thing stop? I imagine if you stopped like you would on a bike, you'd be throw clean off the machine.

  138. Segway on the sidewalk? by nochops · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is a motoized vehicle, and had absolutely no business on the sidewalk. If anywhere, it should be on the road, with rights/responsibilities somewhere between a bicycle and a motorcycle.

    A sidewalk is for pedestrians, not bicycles, mopeds or anything else. Perhaps, roller skaters, but I think that's the extent of how mechanical a sidewalk dwelling vehicle should be.

    I'm an avid cyclist (both competitive and recreational), and I know damn well that we cyclists have to fight tooth and nail for our right to the road and/or bike lanes. I cringe every time I see a cyclist on the sidewalk because it causes people to expect that cyclists will ride on the sidewalk, and this is just not right. We have a right to the road, and have fought very hard for what little bit of it we have.

    Likewise, I shudder every time I see an avid runner in the bike lane. I guess they do it because they can't be bothered with the lame sidewalk.

    Anyway, every vehicle has it's place in the transportation system. Pedestrians belong on the sidewalk. Bicycles have a right to the road, and the same responsibilities as any car or motorcycle. I think a Segway should fall into the same category as a bicycle; it should have a right to the road, but shouldn't be able to take the full lane unless necessary for safety, just like a bicycle.

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  139. Here comes the Astroturf by larsl · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm watching this thread closely. I don't doubt for a minute that the PR firms that handle tech clients have seeded /. with paid posters. Segway is backed by famously deep pockets and would be a likely customer for a /. turfing.

    Thus far, all the highly modded posts are quite rightly pointing out the existing laws and science of bicycle transportation. Let's see what the latter posts look like now that that the employees of Kamen's PR company are likely to be working late tonight.

    This is a good place to start if you're looking for real studies of transportation safety.

  140. Walking only zone? by FuryG3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can understand this happening in SF, where you can't walk slowly without touching shoulders with everyone. On a large moving platform with handlebars, you're just begging for injuries and lawsuits and whatnot.

    Oakland is a bit less crazy, same with Santa Cruz, and San Mateo is just silly (hey we're a big city too! give us some press!)

    Anyway, there are definitly areas of all these cities where I'd love to be moving a bit faster, as well as areas where everyone should be walking. Bikes, rollerblades, skateboards, mopeds, etc should be banned by an area-by-area basis.

    How about Walking-Only zones (handicapped excepted) in certain areas as opposed to shooting things down individually before they are even being shipped....geez

    1. Re:Walking only zone? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      How about Walking-Only zones (handicapped excepted) in certain areas as opposed to shooting things down individually before they are even being shipped....geez

      These zones already exist, they're called "sidewalks".

  141. Bike lanes? by chundo · · Score: 1

    Maybe this is why Jeff Bezos said "cities would be designed around it" (let's not start an argument about whether Segway is or isn't Ginger). Pedestrians think it's too fast, and drivers think it's too slow. And if that's not enough, every state seems to have their own ideas about where the Segway should be used. We could have them ride in bike lanes I suppose, but those are not very widespread in all areas (and even if they were, you know there are going to be bikers that take offense).

    Bezos almost had it right. But instead of cities being built around it because of its popularity, I would imagine that it won't become popular until someone builds a city around it. Catch-22.

  142. They banned 'IT' in South Park by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there any connection with 'IT' from Soutk Park?

  143. I was hoping for Xtreme Segway into the Bay! by jerryasher · · Score: 1

    Living in Berkeley, I was disheartened to see the ban on Segways -- I would like to have seen them been given a chance.

    I don't understand why there was no trial period, I was hoping to see them compete in the X Games, and I for one can't imagine a better way to get that new sofa home from the Pottery Barn or IKEA.

    So many missed opportunities, both real and comedic....

    1. Re:I was hoping for Xtreme Segway into the Bay! by e40 · · Score: 1

      Let me ask you: do you ride your bicycle on the sidewalks in Berkeley?

    2. Re:I was hoping for Xtreme Segway into the Bay! by WhiteBandit · · Score: 1

      Well no. But they do ride their bicycles naked.

      Which naturally means nude Segway riding. Hmm.

    3. Re:I was hoping for Xtreme Segway into the Bay! by jerryasher · · Score: 1

      Don't get me wrong, I am not saying that there aren't potentially valid concerns about the Segway and pedestrian safety. I do wish there had been a trial period though to see what happens.

      Actually here in Berkeley and Oakland, I frequently see motorized wheelchairs in the streets, and motorized skateboards (?) on the sidewalks. I think both of those are the wrong places for those devices.

      As a parent of two little kids, I do wonder who let those motorized skateboards on the sidewalks....

    4. Re:I was hoping for Xtreme Segway into the Bay! by e40 · · Score: 1

      A trial period that very likely would result in injuries. Not worth it, if you ask me, being someone that walked the streets of Berkeley for 13 years (3 miles a day). There are too many pedestrians in Berkeley for anything but pedestrians!

      Motorized skateboards are ILLEGAL on the sidewalk. Call the BPD to check. Here's the tactic I use for people "driving" on the sidewalk: raise your arms perpendicular to your body and become a barrier for the vehicle to pass by you. When the vehicle stops, explain that they should be on the street not the sidewalk. Be polite. No 4-letter words. Sometimes the people riding the things don't know the local laws. Sometimes they're just assholes.

  144. gimme an fsck'in break, people! by e40 · · Score: 1

    A bunch of poeple here are upset about this ban. Jesus, people, where's your common sense? I've logged a LOT of miles on sidewalks (3 miles per day for 5+ years) and I've been hit twice by bicycles and had countless near misses (read: would have been hits had I not jumped out of the way) with humans operating bicycles, skateboards and rollerblades.

    For those that are STILL not with me, take this test:

    You are walking on a sidewalk and you are confronted with a slow moving person ahead of you. You:

    A. Walk around them!

    B. Walk slower so as to not bump into them.

    C. Look over your shoulder to make sure you won't be run down when you step around the old lady.

    If you said A... bzzzzzzzzt. Because bicycles illegally share our sidewalks, you cannot choose A.

    Another test: someone is coming straight for you on a bicycle. Do you step left, right or stay where you are? If you step left, what if they veer right?

    People, the word `sidewalk' matches the regexp ".*walk$" for a reason!

    1. Re:gimme an fsck'in break, people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you said A... bzzzzzzzzt. Because bicycles illegally share our sidewalks, you cannot choose A."

      ummmmmm, maybe you should re-read your own question. It says nothing about bicycles.

      I can and would choose A because according to your question I was "walking on a sidewalk and you are confronted with a slow moving person ahead of you"

    2. Re:gimme an fsck'in break, people! by e40 · · Score: 1

      ummmmmmmm, AC, you've completely missed the point. I didn't mention bicycles because they're not SUPPOSED to be on the sidewalk. My point is that because people BREAK THE LAW, my health is at risk if I do the obvious and normal thing (A).

      As I said, I've been hit twice.

  145. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by bfields · · Score: 1
    well...I know that in 5th grade when I was a crossing guard, my police officer neighbor clocked us with his radar gun and I could sprint at 11mph... now I am 195lbs and can most likely run faster for longer than I could then. so doesnt that make me the same as a 120lb person on a segway except they supposedly have better stopping than I would when running and since they arent thinking as much about running they could easily be more observant.

    Try this experiment: go to your friendly local downtown sidewalk, and run 3 blocks at a flat-out sprint.

    Now ask yourself; did that appear to be safe? From the expressions of the people around you, did they appear to think that what you were doing was safe? If a little old lady turned across your path, or someone opened a door in your face, what would happen? If you do this every day for a year, do you think the cops might start to take an interest in you?

    Pedestrians are not *automatically* harmless, and an object that makes it easy to go at the maximum speed of a pedestrian is not necessarily harmless either.

    --Bruce F.

  146. Segway = Slow Go-Ped by Powercntrl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    On the sidewalk in urban areas, you can (IANAL, so this is just based on experience and what I've known cops to give you a talking-to for) ride skates (inline or the older non-trendy kind), non-powered Razor(TM)-type scooters and your Nike Air Force Ones. Yea, you can stop down the sidewalk in your... Ugh, I wish I could get that song out of my head.

    The problem I see the Segway having is the same problem Go-peds have. You can't ride go-peds on the sidewalk. You can't ride them in the street either, most of them lack the equipment and certification required to make them street legal.

    The smallest gas powered (as in engine displacement) street legal vehicle is a 49.9cc moped/scooter. If you take a look at one, you'll notice it has DOT approved lighting, turn and brake signals. I'm sure if the Segway was modified to be street legal, it could be driven on the street, but ask anyone who has driven a moped (usually with a top speed of about 30MPH) what it's like having people not see you and passing you going 10-25MPH faster than you in most cases. If the Segway has a top speed of 12MPH and is less visible than a biycle, sharing the road with cars would be nothing short of suicide.

    As others have said many times before (especially those who ride 49.9cc mopeds/scooters), there needs to be a dedicated lane for low-speed powered vehicles on roadways. Mixing low-speed vehicles with cars and trucks is just as dangerous as mixing low-speed vehicles with pedestrians.

    Issues like these make me glad I'm old enough to have a driver's licence and just drive a car.

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    1. Re:Segway = Slow Go-Ped by alienw · · Score: 1

      Buying a processor with Palladium support is like buying a DVD player with DIVX support.

      Your sig is outdated, dude. I'd love a player with DivX support :)

    2. Re:Segway = Slow Go-Ped by jwinter1 · · Score: 1

      I second that. Get a new sig.

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    3. Re:Segway = Slow Go-Ped by Compuser · · Score: 1

      Well, segway was supposed to revolutionize transportation in a city. Extra traffic lanes are hard to implement in an already congested city and so will not help ease jams.
      Also, where I live they have some bike lanes. As a pedestrian I often feel like I am playing frogger, because I have to cross six lanes of traffic in interleaving directions to get to the other side of the street. I hate the idea of extra lanes.

  147. Fat ass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of us who work out weigh at least 25% less than that.

    Just because he's a lard ass, please don't paint all of us with the same broad brush.

    200 pound lardass!

    1. Re:Fat ass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are many tall, musclebound people who weigh well over 200 lbs. Who aren't fat.

      Of course, you'll never see a musclehead on a segway...just lardasses and dorks.

      But 225 lb person on segway = 300 lb football linebacker bearing down on you. No question that it's too dangerous for sidewalks.

  148. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is the same speed and 30 pounds less than many electric wheelchairs.

    People disputing this issue need to forget about comparisons to bicycles and scooters and start to discern how they justify banning Segway bit not motorized wheelchairs.

    Jim

  149. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by bfields · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The Segways should have to adhere to the same rules that bikes do. Bikes aren't allowed on the sidewalk either. They have to follow many of the laws that cars do. This includes riding in the street, going with the flow of traffic. So, why can't the Segways use the bike lane (or curb area) too?

    This is mostly true, but note that it's not universally true that bicycles are banned from sidewalks; in the US this is usually a matter for local governments (though there may also be a few states with such bans, I'm not sure).

    Certainly it's true that, whatever the law says, people on vehicles with nonzero stopping distances (like bicycles) are better off riding with traffic rather than riding on the sidewalks.

    --Bruce F.

  150. I 'm from the Government, & I'm here to help y by Newer+Guy · · Score: 1

    Hmmm...is that cum dripping out of your mouth? I'll never respect YOU in the morning! Seriously though...once again, government is doing what they seem to want to do bast - protecting us from ourseles. Question is....who (then) protects us from THEM???

  151. title misleading by akb · · Score: 5, Informative

    The title should include the word "sidewalk" in it. Many posters think that the devices have been banned entirely.

    1. Re:title misleading by ImpTech · · Score: 1

      Bah, its their own fault for not reading the description under the title. I won't even bother to hold them responsible for reading the story.

    2. Re:title misleading by Ibag · · Score: 1

      It might just be banned on the sidewalks, but who in their right mind is going to ride one (at 12mph) in the middle of the streets?

    3. Re:title misleading by akb · · Score: 1

      Bicyclists go around that speed in traffic. Most cities don't have bike lanes so riding bikes is less safe and fun than it could be, so you make a good point.

  152. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 2

    What would you expect, coming from Canada?

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  153. IN SOVIET RUSSIA..... (Just kiddin) by Scud_the_disposable_ · · Score: 0
    Here in Edmonton,(I'm not too sure about the rest of Canada) it is illegal to use a bike on a sidewalk. It's also illegal in Edmonton to ride a bike without a helmet if you are under the age of 17.

  154. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The reason is that I can't rely on the drivers watching before they slam open a car door.
    "Hey man, that's my space!"
    "No it isn't, it's the space for the door to open, asshole."
    -- Denis Leary
  155. Sing this song by fluor2 · · Score: 1

    sidewalks is used for walking
    and that's just what they'll do

    one of these days these segwalks
    gonna drive all over you

  156. I can just imagine.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..how delighted shop owners will be when people start 'driving' these things through their shops - after all, what are they gonna do - leave 'em outside on the sidewalk?

  157. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2, Informative

    Bikes belong in the street. There is a political/social movement called Critical Mass that advocates bike-safe streets. ANY city can start a Critical Mass ride, they take place in cities all over the planet on the last friday of the month - AND ITS SUPER FUN!

    all thats necessary is a few posters in the bike shops designating a meeting time (city hall, say 19:00) and the group determines the ride based on their mood. Follow the rules of the road, and pass out filers.

  158. Follow the money by larrym3 · · Score: 2

    I'll bet ten to one that the automobile industry lobbied against their use. Also seems very bizarre to ban something before it exists. Is that legal? Has San Francisco turned into a bunch of luddites now that the .bomb crash has set it? If the seguay is allowed to prosper, cars will be gone from the central parts of cities the world over in 10 years. I wonder what the U.S Postal Service is going to do in San Francisco? They are getting the first free ones

    1. Re:Follow the money by mla_anderson · · Score: 1

      I'll bet ten to one that the automobile industry lobbied against their use.

      Hard to believe in SF, the more likely reason has to do with the cost of a Segway. It's mostly seen as a rich man's toy and being rich is considered bad (unless you're in the government).

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  159. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1

    You mean over 17 right?

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  160. FOX Program opportunity by moldesigner · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I know this is offtopic, but every time I hear about these things I can't help but look forward to the great TV shows they could spawn:

    "America's Wildest Segway Chases"

    "When Segways Attack!"

    etc.

    1. Re:FOX Program opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've been watching too much TV. And shit TV at that.

      I'm sorry, but if FOX is your basis for posting to Slashdot, there are bigger problems in your neck of the woods.

      I wish you luck.

  161. Insurance would be a good idea... by catsRus · · Score: 1

    I imagine if they were allowed on the sidewalk and you even brushed someone you would get sued real quick. You gotta share the wealth in CA, and please dont forget to feed the lawyers! :)

  162. Re:And the City of San Franciso has been using the by fobbman · · Score: 4, Funny

    You wanna be the one to tell the Postal worker that he can't have his Segway? I don't.

  163. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Taldo · · Score: 1
    Yup. And you see people doing it.... how often exactly?

    Off a track, not very. On a crowded street? Even more rarely.

    By the way... (OT) 'under God, indivisible...' Make up your mind and pick one.

  164. What's the problem by evilviper · · Score: 1

    I can't believe this slashdot mindset. I guess nobody here walks on the sidewalks, so they don't give a damn...

    Segways are motorized vehicles. Allowing them on the sidewalk would be hypocritical, since you can't ride a bike, skateboard, motorcycle, or any other vehicle.

    The roads are for faster traffic, not the sidewalks. Get over it.

    <RANT>
    Besides, who wants a Segway? Morotrized scooters have been around for decades. So who in the USPS did they bribe to get them to purchase a bunch of segways, when electric wheelchairs would have been cheaper, and easier for postmen.

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  165. Enough with the anti-yuppie flamebait. by sulli · · Score: 1
    Enough.

    San Francisco has a large elderly population, and they have enough trouble getting around town without having to worry about being creamed by some pasty yuppie ass tooling down the sidewalk on his $10,000 toy, yapping on his goddamn cell phone.

    Your attitude towards your fellow citizens is offensive in the least, and stupid besides. Do you really think that "pasty yuppie asses" will be the ones to buy this thing - instead of (for example) postal workers, who are already testing it?

    I thought cheap bashing of tech professionals went out with the boom - when the bashers suddenly found that they didn't have jobs either. Guess not. So much for San Franciscans' supposed tolerance of others.

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    1. Re:Enough with the anti-yuppie flamebait. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, if you are offended because someone called you a yuppie, get over it. And stop posting on slashdot using your web-enabled cell phone while obliviously driving 65 mph down the left lane of 101 in in your fricken' Lexus SUV.

    2. Re:Enough with the anti-yuppie flamebait. by sunspot42 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      >Your attitude towards your fellow citizens
      >is offensive in the least, and stupid besides.

      My "attitude" towards my "fellow citizens" was formed by their insolent, childish, selfish, obnoxious behavior. If you have a problem with my "attitude" towards yuppies, try teaching the little fucktards a few basic lessons in civility. Namely:

      * Pay attention to where the fuck you are on the road when you're driving your $70,000 petroleum chugging fume belching lane hogging pedestrian composter.
      * Learn how to park. In a single space - not three.
      * Learn how to use your turn signal. And how to turn it off.
      * Learn that red lights mean, "stop."
      * Turn off the ringer on your goddamn cell phone when you attend the movies or the symphony. Anybody who's earning $150,000 a year for "harnessing cutting edge models" or "branding granular e-business" or "utilizing magnetic schemas" or whatever the e-bullshit d'jour is in the tech sector ought to be able to figure out how to silence their $500 cell phone.

      >Do you really think that "pasty yuppie asses" will
      >be the ones to buy this thing - instead of (for example)
      >postal workers, who are already testing it?

      Well, considering it's a $5,000 tech gadget that performs essentially the same function that a bicycle, skateboard or roller-skates could perform for at least $4,500 less, yes I'd say "pasty yuppie asses" are exactly the crowd that will be buying this thing. Anybody who ever worked an honest day in their life would certainly blanch at the thought of blowing $5,000 on a toy that makes you look like a clueless dork, and turns you into a threat to 90-year-old grandmothers on their way to buy groceries. But based on prior experience (see above), I wouldn't expect selfish, self-absorbed yuppies to spend a single millisecond considering the welfare of others.

      I could see the Segway being useful in an environment like a warehouse, but we weren't talking about banning them in warehouses, only on the sidewalks.

      Regarding postal workers, they're already reporting they hate the things. As one of them put it, standing around on a Segway buzzing down the sidewalk at 12mph when the temperature is below freezing turns you into a giant popsicle on a stick real quick.

    3. Re:Enough with the anti-yuppie flamebait. by billstewart · · Score: 1
      Hi, Andrew! While there are real applications like postal workers for the things (where it may be worthwhile for a business to spend $5K on them), the price does seem sufficiently out of line compared to, say, a Vespa scooter or electric bike, for basic transportation, and the fact that it's pricy, too heavy to carry onto the bus or train, and doesn't require being in good physical shape to ride (unlike a skateboard or roller blades) means that it is more likely to be used by pasty-assed yuppies as opposed to punk teenagers.

      If the Supes hadn't been snobby enough to ban the things on bike lanes, it would have been interesting to see how they'd have competed with the bike-messenger business - higher up-front cost, easier to carry more kinds of cargoes, and probably a lower level of aggression compared to biking through SF's traffic, because the basic fight-or-flight stress mechanisms that work well for city biking don't really apply.

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    4. Re:Enough with the anti-yuppie flamebait. by seanadams.com · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anybody who ever worked an honest day in their life would certainly blanch at the thought of blowing $5,000 on a toy that makes you look like a clueless dork, and turns you into a threat to 90-year-old grandmothers on their way to buy groceries.

      I don't disagree with the rest of your post, but I'm sure people said precisely the same thing when the "horseless carriage" was introduced....

    5. Re:Enough with the anti-yuppie flamebait. by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ok, I'm convinced. Allow Segways, ban people.

    6. Re:Enough with the anti-yuppie flamebait. by hplasm · · Score: 1
      Tech Professionals!=Yuppies

      Yuppies!=Tech Professionals

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    7. Re:Enough with the anti-yuppie flamebait. by Suidae · · Score: 1

      Learn how to park. In a single space - not three.

      God, I *love* it when people do that!

      You see, I drive a 1971 Impala. Its an ugly hog, and I don't mind a few extra dents. When I see a Beamer parked sideways, taking up in-demand parking spaces(NB) you know where I park? Thats right, 8 inches from the driver-side door. Yes, it has been egged a few times, and somebody pissed on it once. Its worth it.

      *NB: parking sideways out at the far end of the lot is fine, I don't like those guys that park sideways up close were everybody else wants to park.

    8. Re:Enough with the anti-yuppie flamebait. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yuppies == "Young Urban Professionals"

      Perhaps to the yup-haters it means "young professionals other than myself who do annoying things I would never do" ?

      Fucking hypocrites.

  166. Detroit and OPEC conspiracy by geekee · · Score: 1

    Apparently, OPEC and Detroit car makers have done effective lobbying to prevent Segways from replacing cars for transportation. Wouldn't want Segways to save oil, reduce pollution over cars, and make the roads less crowded. If it worked in a liberal city like SF...

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  167. All the hype in the world by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    I've spent the last 10 minutes typing out a longass post, but just deleted it. The reason: the whole thing can be summed up in one statement-
    All the hype in the world can't change the fact that the segway is fucking stupid.

    This will be modded down, yet the page I just deleted which said nothing more than the above would have been marked "insightful".. interesting.

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  168. It's not March yet. by sulli · · Score: 1

    I'll believe it if, and only if, March 2003 rolls around and they actually ship the thing.

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  169. The bottom line.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as you drive a car, you're ok. Would you choose any other means of transportation, 'they' will do anything and everything to deter you from doing so.

    This is the bottom line. It really is.

  170. One wonders about the automobile by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

    It's a 2,000 pound contraption, that causes what ... 5,000 deaths annually in the US alone, usually used only by a single person, who has absolutely no respect for anyone else on the road, often hitting pedestrians, bicycles and others due to their "I own the road" attitudes. They account for roughly 30% of all the polution in the US, and are the number one cause of dependence on foreign oil.

    Why aren't they banned from inner cities? They're a hell of a lot more dangerous than all the other types of transportation put together.

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    1. Re:One wonders about the automobile by Aheinz1 · · Score: 1

      Cars cause upwards of 40,000 deaths each year in the US. Well, the cars are causing fewer than that: it's usually the driver that is at fault.

  171. Preemptive Safety by fathed · · Score: 0

    This is a large problem. We seem to think that we can make our lives safer by passing more laws and making more actions illegal. The only advantage to doing this is settling lawsuits. The cell phone driving laws are another great example of this type of incorrect lawmaking. To make you feel safer, other people can not talk on a cell phone while they are driving, but that does not stop them from eating, drinking, playing a card game, watching a movie, or any other action that could, need not matter how much, affect their driving ability. So Segways can't be ran on the sidewalk? So it is safer to ride them on the street? Can you prove that?

    Can we prove that riding a public bus is safer than driving a car, if so, let's ban cars!

    Preemptive laws, a minority report coming to your neighborhood soon.

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  172. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

    Bikes are not allowed to ride on the sidewalk in San Francisco (Or in most Californian cities).

    As an avid San Francisco bicyclist, I agree with this. Bikes on the sidewalk are a hazard to pedestrians.

    Also, if you bike on a sidewalk, most drivers on the road will not notice or see you if they decide to make a turn.

    Bikes are a vehicle, they must be visible and belong on the road.

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  173. Keyword "Sidewalk" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems to be an overly huge story so such a simple rule.

    Guess what else are banned from sidewalks.

    Cars. Bikes. Motorcycles. Skateboards. Dog shit.

  174. Segway Is Not Special by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've lived in a few U.S. cities (in the North, East, Midwest, West and South), and not one allowed motorized vehicles on the sidewalks. Hell, most don't even allow human powered bikes. Why should the Segway be any different? Because it's "cool technology"? Nah. Allow it in the 'burbs and rural areas? Sure, fine. But not in the cities. I think that San Fran made the right decision.

  175. Go SF! Who needs a sidewalk SUV, anyway? by raam · · Score: 1


    Yay for San Francisco.

    What a DUMB invention considering all of the hype. Blech.

    Give me something cool, Mr. Kamen, not pet-names and untimely press-releases for stolen ideas.

  176. Probably not a bad idea... by houseofmore · · Score: 1

    Last time I was in the states, it looked like a lot of people could use the walk.

  177. While it may have been a vote to ban by btempleton · · Score: 4, Informative

    Remember that prior to this, the default in most cities is that motorized vehicles of any kind (except the powered wheelchairs of the disabled) are not allowed on sidewalks.
    In some cases vehicles of any kind are by default banned, usually bikes and often rollerblades and even skateboards.

    Segway worked hard to get laws passed to declare their device a special case, not like an ordinary motorized vehicle. Some cities resisted, said, "no, we are not going to make a special exception for your new device. It gets classed like any other motorized vehicle, and as always, it's banned from the sidewalks."

    Where Kamen goofed is he got broader laws passed declaring the Segway to not be a vehicle and thus, according to state and national laws IT IS NOT ALLOWED ON THE ROADS. So in places where it is banned on the sidewalk, it is also, unless they say otherwise, also not allowed on the roads either. I don't think this will be enforced, though.

    I do agree they should see if the device is a danger before deciding where it should go. But realize that the current default is what SF did. What other cities who are "not banning" it have done is to change their rules to allow this one motorized vehicle on their sidewalks.

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    1. Re:While it may have been a vote to ban by Kashif+Shaikh · · Score: 1

      Where Kamen goofed is he got broader laws passed declaring the Segway to not be a vehicle and thus, according to state and national laws IT IS NOT ALLOWED ON THE ROADS.

      I consider this a blessing. Since I commute to work everyday by car, the last thing I want is a fucking segaway hogging half a lane(unlike a bike which takes much less) driving at a grand-ma-ma speed at 12mph...

  178. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
    When I ride my bike in a downtown area where there are lots of cars parked on the side of the street, I get on the sidewalk and ride slowly. The reason is that I can't rely on the drivers watching before they slam open a car door.

    You're right about car doors being a hazard but the way to deal with that is to ride a safe distance from the parked cars. If you find cars are passing you too close in the lane, then ride just to the left of the center of the lane - that gives you lots of space and people will use the other lane to pass (or wait, if it's the only lane).

    Sidewalks are very dangerous places to ride unless you're at a granny pace.

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  179. Walk your bike by bug-eyed+monster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If, for any reason, you feel compelled to get off the street and on to the sidewalk, you have every right to do so, but then you must get off your bike and walk it. Not ride slowly, not ride fast, not ride at all, walk, just like the last 4 letters of the word sidewalk. Hope this helps.

    1. Re:Walk your bike by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      you're right, and in a perfect world cars would watch out for bikes and I wouldn't feel a need to, but as it is I feel safer on the sidewalk sometimes and I know enough to go very slowly on sidewalks so that nobody gets hurt (especially me).

      By the way, sidewalk bike traffic in california is not strictly illegal unless a sign has been posted. There are even places that I know of where signs are posted that bikes MUST ride on sidewalks. ask any three cops and at most 2 will agree with you.

      Bike traffic is always an afterthought in urban planning, it's too bad there are so many bike-unfriendly downtown areas.

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    2. Re:Walk your bike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As much as I wanted to say you're wrong and that it is illegal to ride a bike on a sidewalk, it isn't. Check out http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/cgi-bin/displaycode?sect ion=veh&group=21001-22000&file=21200-21212 for the complete California state law pertaining to bicycle operation.

    3. Re:Walk your bike by havardi · · Score: 1

      I think this is also the reason why you're supposed to walk your bike across the street... not for any safety reason, but to briefly become a pedestrian in the eyes of the law.... In other words riding a bike across a crosswalk would be the same as driving your car across it.

  180. Why Segways won't work in Santa Cruz by gimlix2 · · Score: 2

    I wanted to say a couple things about this as a lifelong resident of Santa Cruz:

    Where would they ban the Segway from being used? The article just says the sidewalks but doesn't specify which ones.

    Perhaps the largest areas with foot traffic that I can think of in Santa Cruz is either UCSC or Pacific Ave, where a lot of businesses are. (Any other Santa Cruz folks wanna pipe in, these are two places that I think of that have a lot of people).

    If Santa Cruz were to ban it from just Pacific Ave, that would make sense because it is already crowded as it is, having a Segway there is NOT going to help anyone other than getting in the way of pedestrians.

    They already ban skateboards and rollerblades on Pacific Ave, why allow Segways?

    If Santa Cruz were stupid enough to ban it from all sidewalks in the city, that would be quite moronic. There are plenty of places that it would be kind of nice to have. Santa Cruz is small enough for a Segway to be a reasonable commuting device (although a bike would be better). As I mentioned before, they banned skateboards and rollerblades on Pacific Ave, but they do allow them in other parts of the city, so a city-wide ban doesn't seem likely.

    Having said that, I personally think the Segway will fail in Santa Cruz. Considering that it can typically travel faster than a normal pedestrian, the Segway's best place would probably be in the bike lanes as opposed to the sidewalks. I believe Segway argues otherwise and calls it a pedestrian vehicle.

    However, Santa Cruz, as political and anti-corporate, anti-national-chains, pro-bike, etc. as they are, they don't really have that many bike lanes. If you were to just glance at the opinions page of the Santa Cruz Sentinel (the local newspaper), you would have people complaining about a lack of bike lanes. If you were to ride your bike in Santa Cruz, you might notice this as well.

    I think that for the Segway to succeed, they REALLY need to figure out how to market these things. By that I mean, they need to figure out where these things belong. I believe Segway says it should be on the sidewalks. I personally think that at the speeds they are capable of, they need to be in the bike lanes.

  181. typical People's Republic of San Francisco by CaptTofu · · Score: 1

    So, no personal transportation vehicles, but if you want to be a public nuisance, pissy-smelling-drug-addicted bum, then that's OK, and even encouraged (the city is a real bum-opolis if you've never been there - cities like Tucson give their bums free bus tickets to cities like SF, LA, and San Diego). Beautiful place in many ways, but also quite topsy turvey in many respects.

  182. Finally by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

    The stupidest state in the country starts to show some intelligence. Bicycles are banned from sidewalks in virtually every city in the US and with good reason -- a hunk of metal travelling at 12-15mph can inflict a lot of damage on human flesh.

    This is not a matter of liberal vs conservative or rich vs poor. It's purely a matter of common sense.
    The Segway is not only a stupid idea, it has no place on sidewalks.

  183. You're kidding right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The price of the device didn't help its case either. Being a liberal city, a $4000 device is seen as a rich man's toy and rich men should be spending their money on social problems such as the homeless problem, not toys. This viewpoint is pretty common here unfortunately.

    Sure. That must explain why everyone in town is driving Yugos and all those expensive aparements and lofts are going begging.

    After exercising the weird conspiracy theories, you do get to the salient point :

    On the other hand, you have to realize that the sidewalks are litterly *packed* with people in many parts of the city. The segway would have caused problems simply because it is impossible to walk without bumping into someone.

    What I have trouble believing is that anyone thinks this would be a good idea on a city sidewalk. They're already packed with people who can't be troubled to watch where they're walking - it's lunacy to give 'em 70+ more pounds, quadruple their velocity and make them take up more space.

  184. Segways are the same as motorized wheelchairs! by IQGQNAU · · Score: 1

    How can this ban be justified as in any way based on safety? There is no point in comparing them to bicycles and scooters. They are directly equivalent to motorized wheelchairs and have obvious application for those who currently use walkers.

    For those concerned about weight and speed, the popular Rascal three wheeler is 250 pounds with a top speed of 5 mph, or an Arrow weighs 170 pounds less batteries and goes 8 mph.

    http://www.northwestmobility.com/Power/x48.htm
    http://phc-online.com/3G_arrow_storm.htm

    Jim

    1. Re:Segways are the same as motorized wheelchairs! by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      Motorized wheelchairs, are used by the disabled and elderly only which means:

      a) if you are not in certain florida neighborhoods there will be very few motorized wheechairs around, so they generally do not cause congestion.

      b) a user of a motorized wheelchair cannot walk and thus it would be much more of an inconvenience for him/her if motorized wheelchairs were banned.

      I dont think people using walkers should use segways. First of all they usually have a bad sence of balance, second of all, if they will be completely helpless if the segway stops or gets stuck for any reason.

  185. Waa, waa, waa by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1
    Oh, poor little babies! You won't be able to use your expensive new toy on the sidewalk! Dude, get real. The Segway is a ludicrous device that fills almost no extant needs.

    Apparently its only attractive feature is its clever balance and steering control. Other than that, what? You don't have to walk a few blocks, just stand there like an upright couch potato? This is a useful thing, a revolution in transportation? Can't you tell when you're about to get swindled by a snake-oil salesman?

    Sheesh. I should get into the Invent Things for Affluent Idiots game.

    Today's new term: Seg Potato

  186. Note by hikousen · · Score: 2

    The hype shouldn't write checks the product can't cash.

    Then again, it would be nice if important inventions could be evaluated on something other than how well they play as the lead story on Entertainment Tonight.

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  187. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Dastardly · · Score: 1

    Pedestrians are not *automatically* harmless, and an object that makes it easy to go at the maximum speed of a pedestrian is not necessarily harmless either.

    I don't know for sure, but are people banned from running on sidewalks? A 3 hour marathon averages a little under 9 miles per hour. A 6 minute mile is 10 mph. So, I will agree with the segway ban as long as runners are not allowed on sidewalks either.

  188. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep. Can't resist the arrogant smartass comment about the Pledge of Allegiance, can you? Have a cookie.

  189. They aren't as unsafe as people make them sound... by da+cog · · Score: 1

    Many cars can go up to 120mph, but you don't see them being banned from residential streets. Why? Because even though they can go up to 120mph, doesn't mean that people drive them that fast very often.

    Likewise, even though Segways can travel at up to 12mph, this doesn't mean that people often will. If there are other pedestrians on the sidewalk, the person riding the segway will presumably go at a safer speed, just like you don't generally see people running along sidewalks very fast when people are on them. Also, once you've had a little practice riding on a Segway it's hard to run into people because your body wants to reflexively move out of the way.

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  190. Santa Cruz: WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From Jan 10 Santa Cruz Sentinel:

    "The Santa Cruz Transportation Commission voted Wednesday night to recommend that the City Council not wade into the debate over where the electric two-wheeled gizmo will be allowed to operate. Commissioners said that since no city employee or elected officials has ever seen the Segway in action, it's impossible to guess the machine's impact."

    Jerkcity is the place to be.

  191. is it just me by v(*_*)vvvv · · Score: 1

    Or do bicycles sound like the next revolution, if Segways were here first.

    You could even get a UNICYCLE and use your own human hardware to control it. We come equipt with both computers and gyros.

    500 dollars, or 200 dollars, maybe. But 5000 dollars would buy you half a car. Or 25 good bicycles.

    I say AWAY with the SEGWAY! Not in my house!

  192. Did anybody see the funny disneyland staff ? by Geekonomical · · Score: 1

    I saw disney land staff (in LA) trying the move around the theme park on a busy 3 day weekend. It wasn't helping them move there either!

  193. The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Segway riders ride on the sidewalk they endanger pedestrians. If they ride in the road Segway riders are endangered by cars.
    Cyclists have the same problem. So do mo-ped riders, skateboarders, bladers...
    Yeah, I know some cities have cycle lanes, but the ones I've seen (NYC) are more likely to be used by cabs than bikes because they are just sections of roadway demarkated by painted lines.
    Maybe it's time the leisure, safety, health-conscious US tried building real cycle lanes a' la' BeNeLux. They'd be a boon for alot of people.

  194. Can't figure out San Mateo by neurojab · · Score: 1

    I live in San Mateo, and though there's an argument for injury in SF, down here that really isn't the case. Even in downtown San Mateo, the sidewalks are rarely packed. San Mateo is also quite spread out as opposed to SF, so the odds that someone would actually use a SegWay are pretty small. In addition, the area I live in is so hilly that I'm quite doubtful a segway could even get me home from the grocery store. All in all, San Mateo even being concerned about this is just an effort to get the town's name in the news.

  195. Minor correction... by rilister · · Score: 1

    "before they arrive"?! ...are they kidding? From what I see on the streets of Palo Alto, the yuppie kids got hold of them before the plastic moldings had cooled.... ... never underestimate how gadget crazy this area is...

    the go-peds and Segways are battling for supremacy of the sidewalks as I speak, whirling bike chains and all.....

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  196. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by limbostar · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates is also banned on sidewalks in San Fransisco, so there you have it.

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  197. Wheelchairs vs. Segways vs. Skateboards vs. Pot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Segways, wheelchairs and skateboards are about the same, from the perspective of a pedestrian in San Francisco. Wheelchairs go pretty fast, and take up more room than Segways on the street. Skateboards go faster still. However, that doesn't mean that any should be banned outright. If Segways are a toy, then they should be treated as skateboards (which go about as fast, though they weigh less) and banned in the same places as skateboards are banned. If they're designed for those who have trouble walking (as was originally claimed), as opposed to toys for the rich, they should be treated as wheelchairs.


    San Francisco's board of supervisors are thinking of them too narrowly, as toys, and banning them the same way they ban skateboards. Maybe they should be treated by the city as it treats other things that have both recreational and medicinal uses and allow them to be used anywhere, but only by perscription for those who really need them.

  198. Chariot Racing? by James+Littiebrant · · Score: 1

    Though the Segway is used by a small and respected group of people it would only take one "chariot race" and a lawsuit to bring, inventer Dean Cain, and the Segway down forever. Banning it is not the answer to the Segway but a few good laws might help the Segway be safer and more widely accepted by cities.

    1. Re:Chariot Racing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That, my friend, would rock.

      Or perhaps we could take it up a notch and have Segway tilting. (Or jousting, if you will.)

  199. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Classic! BAHAHAHAHHAHA

  200. Banned in San Francisco(Go to the Presidio) by termite666 · · Score: 1

    Oh well in the part of SF where I live there there aren't that many side walks any way (The Presidio ) Besides the SFPD doesn't have any authority here and the Us Park police are too busy at Ocean Beach

  201. we wrote a paper on this... by bllfrnch · · Score: 1

    i'm a graduate student at the university of california, in the school of information management and systems. the ban on segways was proposed back in august, and we wrote a paper on the future of its use. i have it up in pdf format -- go ahead and have a look -- if there's any demand whatsoever, i'll convert it to html. enjoy.

    1. Re:we wrote a paper on this... by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1
      ...its popularity has challenged and will continue to cause new problems for municipalities nationwide, who must find ways to retrofit existing urban infrastructure for these new transportation devices.

      You're joking, of course. There is no way the general public is going to pay for this. Perhaps a tax on the sale of Segways could go to a fund?

      These elegant transportation devices seem to have been designed for a more civilized people than ourselves. In my humble opinion, the Segway HT scooter, despite its undeniable benefits, will go the way of the hula-hoop, the punch card, and the eight track cassette. Dean Kamen underestimated the Detroit, Big Oil, and their cronies' desire to shut him and his wonderful company down. My fellow Segway riders and I hope that his vision of a simpler, safer approach to human transport may remain a viable alternative to expensive, noisy, polluting cars.

      How so? You didn't make that part clear. How are they safer or more civilized than bicycles? What undeniable benefits? Surely you're not referring to your newfound practice of paying less attention to the road, or the possession of something that will cause you to get robbed at knifepoint. That sounds much more like an imminent danger.

      Don't blame Detroit and Big Oil for everything. Segway aficionados seem convinced that they have some futuristic, revolutionary device in their hands, and the same old farts that said man would never fly want to stop them. Don't kid yourself. The last thing humanity needs is a device for systematically eliminating all physical exercise. It is an appalling waste of wealth and resources to boot. Go back to your bicycle. It's far healthier for you and for the World Community in general.

    2. Re:we wrote a paper on this... by bllfrnch · · Score: 1

      whoah! hold on! maybe i should have mentioned that this paper was totally ficticious, and written with at least a fair amount of tongue in cheek. i'm sorry you hated it so much.

  202. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you run at marathoner's race-pace (10 MPH) on a crowded city sidewalk in just about any city, a cop would definately stop you. If for no other reason, because he would assume that you must be running from something.

  203. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Merk · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but he can do that much damage because he's always moving backwards.

  204. Also, from the Washington Post... by H0NGK0NGPH00EY · · Score: 1

    "And a solution hasn't yet been invented for the biggest obstacle he's encountered so far: the weather. It has been a frosty winter. The battery expires too quickly when the temperature drops to 40 or so."

    Way down at the bottom of this article.

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  205. Hey asshole, butt out of my state's politics too by ShatteredDream · · Score: 1

    So you think you can tell everyone else to STFU because they're not from your city? Well then asshole, stop electing congressmen that tell my state, VA what guns are legal to own, what is legal to say, how much of our income we deserve to keep, where our national guard troops get sent because your bleeding heart asshole representatives decide we need to help some pissant 3rd world nation and more important, stop taking our fucking money and resources and paying for your god damn social programs with it!

    Oh no, that would require you to really respect the federal system. If I can't criticize your local government then you cannot elect representatives that tell me and mine what to do. Don't like that? Go fuck yourself. How the hell do posts like yours get modded up?

  206. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is the solution: hit the back button a few times. Go further down the page. Continue reading about Segway. After that, go blow yourself.

    It was a mildly amusing joke, and if you don't want to read it, go read another post. It isn't worth bitching about. You know there are a lot more right, and that you can read anyone you want?
    So move on, and the problem is soved. Thanks for your time, and perhaps in the future this advice I have given you will save some of YOUR time.

  207. Banned Segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard that one of the reasons they wanted to ban the Segway in San Francisco, is because they didn't want to give fat people another reason not to walk.

  208. From it is sidewalks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The city of San Francisco has banned the Segway [CNN.com] from it's sidewalks"

    Banned from it is sidewalks?

    How many times do I have to teach you stupid fucks how to speak english?

  209. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I know many "pedestrians" that weigh more than twice 70 pounds and can go 12mph, too.

    Now, imagine that same pedestrian on a 70 pound Segway going 12 mph . . .
  210. One thing that I always thought was dumb. by aliens · · Score: 1

    It says it can go anywhere a human can... how bout down stairs? It's a heavy machine who wants to lug it down a flight of stairs?

    Not only that, but please, just get a damn bike people. So many overweight people already, is this necessary?

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  211. No, he was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The phrase is "nip them in the bud", as in preventing something from flowering. Althought "knit them in the butt" ...

    You forget. This IS San Fransisco, we are talking about after all.

  212. Segways are the new SUV by peripatetic_bum · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Think about it;
    This is a device that makes you taller, makes you physically bigger and can make other people move out of your way. I was watching the segway being used in a video promoting the segway and the thing that is most noticed is that people walking would automactically get out of the Segway's way. I have had enough of fucking SUV and the asshole driver bullying everyone else on the road. I dont want to see it happen on the sidewalk also.

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    1. Re:Segways are the new SUV by bstadil · · Score: 1
      Excellent post totally agree. One thing you left out pertinent to SUV's and likely Segways. They transfer the "Risk of getting hurt in traffic" to others with impunity in addition to increasing the total risk.

      Here in Texas we have had to live with Trash in Pickups for quite a while, now SUV's. Only good thing is that nobody walks in Texas so no market for Segways and most are too obese to use them anyway.

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    2. Re:Segways are the new SUV by British · · Score: 1

      If you want to talk about the SUVs of public walkways, try double-wide kiddie strollers.

  213. Net Energy by limekiller4 · · Score: 1

    From the article:
    Critics say the Segway is a safety hazard on sidewalks because it weighs 69 pounds and travels at up to 12.5 mph -- three times faster than the typical pedestrian.

    Oh, right, so ...it packs about the same punch as a 150lb adult running at 8mph? Hello? Is there not a single one among them with a highschool-aged child taking physics?

    *sigh

    These weenies are so law-happy, let them set a damned speed limit on them. Cripes. This is a little like the apocryphal carpenter who views every problem like it's a nail. These nits don't have to start thinking "outside the box," they just need to start thinking.

    Let the politician jokes begin...

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    1. Re:Net Energy by mla_anderson · · Score: 1

      Since there would be a 150lb+ person on it the total mass moving at UP TO 12.5 mph would be about 220lb. Therefore it wouldn't be equivalent to a 150lb person running at 8 mph.

      The bigger issue is the assumption of the dimwits in SF that a Segway can only go 12.5 mph.

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    2. Re:Net Energy by limekiller4 · · Score: 1

      mla_anderson writes:
      "Since there would be a 150lb+ person on it the total mass moving at UP TO 12.5 mph would be about 220lb. Therefore it wouldn't be equivalent to a 150lb person running at 8 mph."

      Oops. I was so annoyed and dying to flame them that I didn't figure this out. I suck.

      But still, someone on a bike could a TON of damage. Granted, it might be illegal to ride a bicycle on the sidewalk there, but afaik they're talking about banning Segways entirely, so if a cop spots one, it's getting nailed. On the other hand, I've only been pulled over once for operating a bike on the sidewalk (in NH) and my bike has been my sole means of transportation for 6 years.

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  214. San Francisco Politics a Joke by spun · · Score: 1

    This is entirely the work of Excitable San Franciso Elderly. I live in SF and remember several months ago when this was a big story here. The SF Bay Guardian had a good write up. Seems the NAACP or some such group of fuddy duddy retirees started spreading all kinds of evil rumors about the Segway (like the lie that it goes 40mph) and griping about potential segway/osteoporosis induced multiple fractures (Help! IT's fallen on me and I can't get IT up!)

    Meanwhile, we have shot down public power initiatives and come up with some draconian new laws against the homeless. Progressive city, indeed.

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  215. Re: keep your bike off the sidewalk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No matter how slowly you ride, bicyclists cause problems on the sidewalk.

    If you're too afraid to ride on the street, either find a route with a bike lane or forget the bike.

  216. USPS by Zelph · · Score: 1

    I believe the United States Post Office Mail carriers are supposed to be among the biggest buyers of the Segway. So what happens to the mail carriers in SF or other cities in question? They can walk all day and get half as much done, or they can use a powered Segway Scooter and save some money in terms of manpower and injury due to walking (though I don't think a Segway can outrun a dog.) I doubt SF has considred if the Segway can carry mail to make delievery more efficient.

  217. Six Degrees to Scapegoat. by einer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because it's an auto industry conspiracy! Conspiracy I say! And everyone knows that the auto industry is responsible for SUV's and all SUV owners are terrorists! It's the terrorists!!!

    1. Re:Six Degrees to Scapegoat. by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      Because it's an auto industry conspiracy! Conspiracy I say! And everyone knows that the auto industry is responsible for SUV's and all SUV owners are terrorists! It's the terrorists!!!


      To take it further, Tim Robbins played a domestic terrorist in Arlington Road.. he also played Merlin in Top Gun. Tom Cruise also starred in Top Gun as "Maverick". Tom Cruise starred in "A Few Good Men" which featured Kevin Bacon. Coincidence?

    2. Re:Six Degrees to Scapegoat. by jdeking1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well, you saw South Park's explanation, right? I don't think I want to give that version a test drive ...

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    3. Re:Six Degrees to Scapegoat. by calethix · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because it's an auto industry conspiracy! Conspiracy I say! And everyone knows that the auto industry is responsible for SUV's and all SUV owners are terrorists! It's the terrorists!!!
      huh? You've got it all wrong. Money from gasoline purchases never ends up in terrorists hands, that only happens if you buy drugs. Maybe if you didn't skip through all the informative commercials on tv with your tivo, you would know better. ;)

    4. Re:Six Degrees to Scapegoat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHOOSH

  218. Innocent means of transport or deadly weapon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Segway: 70 * .45 kg = 31.5 kg

    Fat Rider: 200 * .45 kgs = 90 kg

    Total mass: 31.5 kg + 90 kg = 121.5 kg

    Speed: 12 / 60 / 60 / .62 * 1000 = 5.4 m/s

    Energy of human/transporter system: mv^2 = 121.5 * 5.4^2 = 3543 joules

    Muzzle Energy of an AK-47 assault rifle: 1992 joules

    Ouch?

    1. Re:Innocent means of transport or deadly weapon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      er...that's 1/2 mv^2..i apologize, sincerely.

  219. I've seen one in action in a crowded area. by SaturnTim · · Score: 1


    Since most people haven't seen one at all, I thought I would share. I saw one in action in "Downtown Disney" at Orlando. Downtown is the place with some shopping and a lot of nightlife. It was around 8pm at night on a warm evening, and there were large crowds.

    While I was waiting for my friends, I noticed someone speeding along at something a little faster than normal walking pace among a swarm of people, about a head taller than everyone else.

    Sure enough, he was on a segway. He wasn't wearing a uniform, and he wasn't stopping to talk, he was just going somewhere. He had absolutely no trouble navigating a crowd. A child ran out in front of him, and he had absolutely no trouble stopping in time.

    So, I think a lot of people are worried about nothing. It's the regular fear of the unknown. If a segway mowing you down is your greatest fear in life, I envy you.

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    1. Re:I've seen one in action in a crowded area. by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 2, Funny
      Sure enough, he was on a { segway | bicycle | electric scooter | gas powered scooter | powered wheelchair | moped } . He wasn't wearing a uniform, and he wasn't stopping to talk, he was just going somewhere. He had absolutely no trouble navigating a crowd. A child ran out in front of him, and he { had absolutely no trouble stopping in time | bumped into the child as he swerved to an abrupt stop, but the child was unhurt | suddenly swerved and { stopped | hit other bystanders | crashed into a { wall | car | window } }.

      So, I think a lot of people are worried about { nothing | something | having to get out of the path of yet another asshole on a wheeled vehicle | nitwits without any regard for the law or its underlying purpose }. It's the regular fear of the unknown. If a segway mowing you down is your greatest fear in life, { I envy you | too fucking bad | you must be a goddamn pedestrian | you live in some shitty-ass country where most people don't own cars | you are elderly | you are a small child }.

  220. Not a big deal. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    I think at most there will be 200 to 400 of these made and sold.

    1. Re:Not a big deal. by vidarh · · Score: 1

      Looking at the deals they already have in place, I'd be surprised if they haven't made and sold a hell of a lot more than that already.

  221. Edmonton Laws by sunryder · · Score: 1

    I think it's a great law too (even though I'm a fanatic Mountain Biker). Motorized Vehicles and Bikes don't belong on the sidewalk.

    BTW, isn't it under the age of 18 that you have to wear a helmet...?

    1. Re:Edmonton Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that u mark?

    2. Re:Edmonton Laws by sunryder · · Score: 1

      sorry, but no.
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    3. Re:Edmonton Laws by MikeLRoy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, people under the age of 18 wear helmets. So do people over the age of 18 who don't want to die in an accident.

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  222. Tripe... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

    Where are you getting your information from? Were you actually present at the meeting? Some of your statments smell of sensationalist tripe... a common occurance in the Bay Area.

    I lived in SF for 7 years, and Berkeley for 2.5 years, and have been an avid biker in Berkeley, Oakland and SF for 3 years.

    Listen, SF is a crowded city. The sidewalks can be almost impassable during commute and lunch hours.

    Bikes, skateboards, rollerblades, scooters, and any other fast-moving wheeled device are banned from the sidewalk. Why should the Segway be any different?

    They believe this device would cause everyone to get fat.

    Could you please post your reference?

    According to an article at Wired,

    Pedestrian advocates are gearing up for a fight as Segway shifts its lobbying from statehouses to city halls.

    "We don't want to say that it doesn't ever make sense. But in urban settings there isn't enough room for all the pedestrians," said Ellen Vanderslice, president of America WALKs, a pedestrian advocacy group.


    Being a liberal city, a $4000 device is seen as a rich man's toy and rich men should be spending their money on social problems such as the homeless problem, not toys. This viewpoint is pretty common here unfortunately.

    *SIGH*. More tripe. If they really wanted to ban it because it was a "rich man's toy", then why aren't they trying to take away other "rich man's toys"? SF is a City *full* of "rich man's toys".

    That would hurt the disabled however, so it isn't even considered.

    Any ban on wheelchairs in any American city would quickly be declared in violation with the American Disability Act. It has nothing to do with SF PCness as you suggest...

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    1. Re:Tripe... by Jordy · · Score: 1

      Could you please post your reference?

      Sure... WalkSF was one of the groups that actively tried to ban the Segway. They have a nice little list of why the segway should be banned in their eyes. They cite a the director of the CDC saying inactivity causes health problems as a reason to ban the Segway.

      *SIGH*. More tripe. If they really wanted to ban it because it was a "rich man's toy", then why aren't they trying to take away other "rich man's toys"? SF is a City *full* of "rich man's toy

      You misunderstood me. It was discriminated against because it was a rich man's toy, not banned due to it. It just made banning it easier.


      Any ban on wheelchairs in any American city would quickly be declared in violation with the American Disability Act. It has nothing to do with SF PCness as you suggest...


      No, a ban on motorized wheelchairs that go faster than 11 mph on the sidewalk should have very little affect on the ADA.

      Since I have been hit by one of these damn things (or one like it), I can tell you that if an elderly person got hit by one of these things, they would suffer just as much injury as someone riding a Segway (ie, fall down, break something.)

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  223. It's very simple... by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
    The Leftists that run the place recognize that the Segway is a toy of the rich, and so they must ban it lest any of their Pwecious Stweet People get run over or made to feel inadequate or something.

    I know ATHIESTS who are amazed that San Francisco has not been destroyed by a gigantic bolt of lightning. That much total and complete fuckheadedness HAS to provoke some sort of reaction from the universe eventually.

    In fact, all of California is a prime exaple for you out there of what happens when the Left has pretty much free reign to do what they want. They can anally rape a budget surplus into a record deficit in no time at all, and profess innocence and blame everyone else as they stand naked over the still warm corpse with their smoking, bloody dick wiggling about.

    And before you Lefties get all hurt like, yes, the Right is just as bad. Ideology = mental illness.

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  224. The Segway Riders I will/will not drop kick by Nemus · · Score: 1
    I will not drop kick a Segway rider who is:

    A USPS, UPS, FedEx, etc., employee in a mjaor city
    The Disabled
    Children
    Cops, EMTs, etc.

    I will however injure with extreme prejudice Segway riders who are:

    Yuppie Scum who want one because they think they're cool
    Drunken Frat Boys
    People too self important to actually use the form of bipedal transportation known was "walking"

    Now all we need to do is pass this as a law, verbatim, and the Segway should have no problems whatsoever.

    Seriously though, this is an incredibly useless device for average pedestrian use. I mean, if its going to be so horribly inconvenient for you to get somewhere by actually walking, take a Freakin Cab!!! It should cost abput the same in the long run.

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    1. Re:The Segway Riders I will/will not drop kick by janda · · Score: 1

      Since USPS employees usually go door-to-door, they would probably have no need/use of a segway, except perhaps as a "hold the mail I haven't delivered yet" hitching post.

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  225. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YHBT! TCBY!

  226. stupid tickets by sprintkayak · · Score: 1

    I got a warning and stern talking to for speeding in Lake Placid, NY. I was on my bike.

  227. The final solution by sam_handelman · · Score: 1

    Ellen Vanderslice, president of America WALKs, a pedestrian advocacy group based in Portland, Ore.

    A PEDESTRIAN LOBBY! Oh, for the love of god! Representing the interests of people.... who.... walk.... around.

    Even Australia has an equivalent organisation! Australia has a population of only 20 million people and they have a fucking pedestrian lobby! With fiery rhetoric about being "second class citizens!" People who walk! Are oppressed!

    There's only one option left; we have to kill all the lobbyists and start over. That fascist bastard Howard (PM of Australia, recall the earlier slashdot article) wants to throw somebody in a gulag in the worst way - let him have the fucking pedestrian advocacy council or whatever they're called. Maybe it will start a fad.

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  228. the ban in Oakland and SF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was probably banned due to the hills in those cities.

  229. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by DaCool42 · · Score: 1

    sure, you can ride a bike on the road here..... if you want to die. very soon. and painfully. seriously, in most cities riding a bike on the street is suicide.

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  230. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Vegan+Pagan · · Score: 1

    Here in Melbourne, FL, that would be dangerous for bicyclists and inconvenient for motorists. The speed limit on the the main roads is 45 MPH with most people going 50. Fortunately our sidewalks are usually spacious and have good visibility, so bicyclists and pedestrians can coexist pretty well.

  231. Scam aspects of the Segway by Animats · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The Segway marketing operation bothers me. Vast hype, nationwide lobbying, but no volume shipments or profitability. Just like a dot-com.

    Allowing small powered vehicles on sidewalks is a real issue. The Segway isn't the only contender. What about electric-powered scooters, which far outnumber Segways? What about powered shopping carts, like you see in some stores? What about all those golf-cart type devices sold to the elderly? Where do you draw the line?

    Skateboarders aren't usually a problem because bad skaters wipe themselves out before they hit others.

  232. Segway = tech demo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a first-generation use of the Kamen Balancing Platform(pp). Of course it's not as sleek or refined as you'd want it to be, but it's barely even in production yet. Do you think Kitty Hawk denizens demanded SR-71s a year after the Wrights' flights? Give it time to mature before dismissing it as just a toy or proclaiming that it's too unwieldy to ever be useful.

  233. The physics of stopping by GlobalEcho · · Score: 1
    OK, this is apropos of none of the previous posts (at least at my typical cruising altitude of +3), but here I go anyway...

    Have you ever noticed how Segway boosters cite its stability and concomitant safety? Now, I'm willing to believe it's pretty stable, but it's time to point out the fallacy in assuming that implies safety, either for the rider or other users of public thoroughfares.

    Unlike the skateboards in Snow Crash (which show N. Stephenson understood this issue far better than these fools) the Segway has NO RADAR. It can't tell if the rider is about to collide with something, like a person, pothole, or curb.

    Why is that important? Well, for the other people on the pavement, it's mostly an issue of getting run into. For a Segway rider, though, I have yet to see anyone else point out the pothole and curb issue. Look at what you've got:
    1) Much smaller wheels than a bicycle
    2) A center of mass about as high, and not nearly as far behind the point of ground contact as a bicycle has.

    Together, these mean that
    A) Potholes, bump and curbs will stop a Segway much more forcefully than a bicycle
    B) You can't stop a Segway nearly as quickly when you find yourself approaching one.

    It's basic physics:
    I) The smaller wheels, on encountering an object, have a steeper effective inclined plane
    II) The torque about the point of ground contact when stopping is greater in the Segway, since the angle of force is almost perpindicular to it.

    Given that stopping fast is already a problem with bicycles (here's how to stop a bicycle as fast as possible) since they can endo instead of skidding or ABSing like cars, it's going to be even worse for a Segway. I estimate that a Segway doesn't stop any better than rollerblades, and that's not too good.

    I also think it likely a Segway can't turn away from trouble too easily either -- at least if it needs to keep both wheels on the ground.

    1. Re:The physics of stopping by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i've gone over 100 miles on my segway ht, not a single problem. while the theories you proposed seem to make sense, you'd really need to use one to see (in my opinon) that it stops better and faster than a bike or rollerblades. if you're ever in seattle, wa let me know i'll gladly show you.

      cheers, pt

    2. Re:The physics of stopping by GlobalEcho · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thanks for the offer...I am curious! (Probably won't make it to lovely Seattle again for some time though)

      I find your experience believable, if not entirely germane. I've gone hundreds of miles on rollerblades with no problem either, but that doesn't mean they stop as well as a bike, let alone a car.

      Essentially, if your upcoming halt in a Segway is not a sudden surprise, it makes sense it would stop very well...the mechanism will be able to read your body's cues, speed up the wheels to get them in front of your center of mass, and thereby eliminate the torque during your stop.

      However, if you run the thing into, say, an unseen curb, I think you will endo. Or whatever you call it on a Segway. I've done just that twice on a bicycle with one endo (as a kid) and one non-endo (as an adult). So statistically that's what?....maybe a 50/50 endo probability with a 5% confidence level ;-)

      Rollerblades, BTW, are weird to hit unseen obstacles in. The tiny wheels mean of course that they stop short on relatively small irregularities (let alone curbs). On the other hand, having two legs means that hitting something usually results in nothing more than an awkward stagger as you quickly lift the other leg and thrust it in front of you. I haven't fallen while skating forward in years (don't ask about backward, ow!).

      Of course, none of this debate has much to do with whether they belong on sidewalks. Personally, I think they should be treated like bikes -- legally expected to ride the streets, but unoficially ignored if they take sidewalks at reasonably low speeds. (I always ride my bike on the street).

    3. Re:The physics of stopping by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i take the ht on the road for my commute, i think people assume i use something else, but after 700 comments-- no one has ever asked. my offer is non-expiring, so feel free to drop me a note any time you're in town.

      as far as the stopping goes "unseen" anythings are hard to speculate about, but so far, in my 100 miles i've not had a single incident.

      cheers,
      pt

  234. Re:Good. I for one wondered about this. by mvanhorn · · Score: 1

    But those things are just too damn bulky...

    I wish they would ban _fat people_ from the sidewalks, as many of them are significantly bulkier, wider, and heavier than me on a Segway. But they're not faster.

  235. Are you kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when are political decisions made according to the scientific method, or even logic? Or even common sense?

    There are people who profit in a big way from California's ongoing energy crunch, and unsurprisingly the energy moguls have contributed heavily to SF municipal politico pockets (cf. the municipal power vote). In addition, there are public transportation lobbies (like strike-happy BART workers) that fear changing legislation - who'd pay $2500/year or more for a daily 10 mile round-trip BART commute (as many commuters do) when they could spend half that on a Segway?

    The question you have to always ask when you see any bizarre political decision is "who benefits?".

  236. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's another way to avoid the accident, though: just stay in the street, and move further away from the cars.

    Or, here's an even better Idea, Just Don't Ride A Bike on City Streets, ride it on a Bike trail if your city has one.

  237. Sorry, insufficient bribes by myowntrueself · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "hiring high-powered lobbyists may have backfired."

    Yes well when the politicians look at how much they spent on the lobbyists (shirtloads)

    and compare that with how much they spent on bribes *cough* campaign contributions (none?)

    it doesn't take an MBA (like George W's dad bought for him) to work out what you need to do;

    You stiff the berk with the gall to fail to bribe you *at*all* and then spent $$$ big to hire an outfit to harass you (erm 'lobbyist: paid bribe giver and harasser').

    The inventors of the seqway may be geniuses but they don't understand politics.

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  238. 1800s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The said the same thing about the Stanley Steamer and all of the other first cars. "They're a menace for the horses! We could be killed if one were to go out of control!"

    STFU SAN FRAN. It's one thing to to have an open policy saying something like "We the city of San Francisco do not support buying these things. The city will not use these vehicles for official business."

    But to ban them. This will go to court. They will be allowed in the city in the end. Guess what, bicycles have their own painted area on the street. Something wrong with them being used there?

    1. Re:1800s by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1
      The said the same thing about the Stanley Steamer and all of the other first cars. "They're a menace for the horses! We could be killed if one were to go out of control!"

      So, any cool new invention has to be good, and its detractors automatically the same sort of old farts you mention? Here are some data on transportation fatalities: Transportation Fatalities by Mode. Guess what mode of transportation is most dangerous. Contemplating the accumulated environmental effects of motor vehicle manufacture, use, maintenance, and disposal is left as an exercise for the reader.

      I bet you still harbor the illusion that we will eventually all be using flying cars, like they predicted back in the '60s. Just a wild guess.

  239. Seems ironic that they would ban these is S.F. by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1

    Are they afraid that some guy is going to run into the back of another guy?

  240. other people. by twitter · · Score: 1
    The biggest hazard, as others have pointed out, is to people stepping out doors. A year or two ago a proffesor at LSU was KILLED by a golf cart. The poor guy got his head crushed in the door frame. Golf carts may be bigger than this Segway thingy, but the principle remains the same and the Segway moves faster. It may not be a good idea to have Segways on sidewalks.

    For some reason we put up with the hazards that automobiles create. Handguns have not caught up to them yet, and I doubt Segways ever will.

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  241. Well consider the momentum aspects of this.... by casings · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Lets apply the conservation of momentum to a situation involving a man walking toward another man of same mass going 15 mph on a segway (for this we'll neglect friction).

    Vi1 = 2.235 m/s (5 mph)
    M1 = 77.27 Kg (150 lbs)
    Vi2 = 6.705 m/s (15 mph)
    M2 = 100 Kg (220 lbs)

    say at the end the segway with rider stops in its tracks and the man goes flying, and since the man is travelling toward the man we can say he's going -2.235 m/s.

    Pi = Pf
    M1(Vi1) + M2(Vi2) = M1(Vf1) + M2(Vf2)

    (77.27 Kg)(-2.235 m/s) + (100 Kg)(6.705 m/s) = (77.27 Kg)(Vf1) + 0

    Vf1 = 9.648 m/s or 21.583 mph.

    ouch.

    (sorry about repost forgot to put in my pw.)

  242. The other point of view by majid · · Score: 5, Informative
    This article in the SF Weekly gives the other side of the story, and how Segway's high-priced PR effort backfired when a demo smashed into a wall.

    I've seen two yuppies (the financial kind) whiz by on the sidewalk in front of my office in downtown San Francisco (so much for "a device that hasn't arrived yet"), and I wholly agree with the ban - these contraptions are a serious hazard to pedestrians. They are wide, have a high center of gravity and are very fast. They will also probably be driven by the same heedless people who burn red lights in their SUVs (I see that happen at least twice a week in SF).

  243. Steve Jobs was right by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    "if enough people see the machine, you won't have to convince them to architect cities around it. It'll just happen." ..maybe not about the 'just happening' part (on the small time scale anyway) but certainly on the needing to re-architect cities. The Segway is too slow for the road and too fast for the sidewalk, so the Segway Lane is the obvious answer. I fear they'll put this lane right next to the moving sidewalks, though.

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  244. Another way for SFPD to make $$$$$$ by termite666 · · Score: 1

    How soon until some Yuppie in Sf gets himself killed and some bleeding hart here wants to spray paint a out line of a man on a segway on the street.The only reason the segway was banned in SF was so the SFPD could write tickets for that too.I guess parking ticket and catching people smoking in bars (Yes the SFPD does walk around on Geary blvd and look for people smoking inside of bars) I would really like the SFPD to go after crime but the cops have decided that either it's too dangerous or the moneys better in tickets

  245. Bike Lanes vs. Sidewalks by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Banning them on the sidewalks is consistent with banning bikes and other high-speed devices (though you'd be surprised how fast some of the electric wheelchairs can go...) There may be some exceptional uses, such as the Post Office and other delivery services, where sidewalk access may be justifiable, but generally not.

    However, that's no excuse for banning them in bike lanes, which San Francisco has lots of. It's pure snobbery, as near as I can tell, though probably triggered by Segway's attempt to pre-emptively get states and city councils everywhere to approve driving the things on sidewalks. A segway cranks up to about 12mph, which is a medium speed for a bike on flat ground; YMMV on hills (which SF has lots of), and the acceleration patterns are probably a bit different, and there's no macho factor, unlike cranking your bike from 0-30 in 2 seconds by pointing it downhill on Mason Street.

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  246. Darwin will ban them for you by billstewart · · Score: 1

    There's no reason to involve the police powers of the city to ban the things - people driving in the dark in dark clothes with no helmet won't be in the gene pool for all that long. There are occasionally bikers that stupid, of either the motorized or non-motorized flavors.

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  247. Re:Hey asshole, butt out of my state's politics to by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 1

    California is a net exporter of federal taxes, so you had better find some other state to blame for your tax burden. Suggesting that California federal representatives are in favor of sending troops anywhere is absurd, check your newspapers. Finally, it is quite comical to claim that your state should be in control of where its troops are deployed, as the only entity empowered to raise armies in the United States of America is the federal government.

  248. Priorities farked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why can't politicians spend energy on banning H1B's, not Segways. Jerks!

  249. Damn dirty hippies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure hippies who fear change and dislike freedom of choice are a more likely cause of this ban.

  250. Banned on Bike Lanes too by billstewart · · Score: 1

    San Francisco has lots of bike lanes. The Supes banned Segways on them too. It's mostly snobbery, but apparently the Segway people were trying to get approval to run the things on sidewalks, which is much more dangerous to pedestrians, and it backfired on them.

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    1. Re:Banned on Bike Lanes too by akb · · Score: 1

      Really? Does that mean they can only in the regular street with the cars or does that mean they are banned entirely?

      Got a citation handy?

    2. Re:Banned on Bike Lanes too by tigga · · Score: 1
      They are not banned entirely,
      but on
      1. sidewalks,
      2. bike lanes,
      3. roads

      Go figure ;)

  251. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by thinmac · · Score: 1

    The idea that segways should have bike laws applied to them seems to be based on the idea that all wheeled vehicles are created equal. As someone who bikes on city streets a lot (mostly, actually, Oakland and San Francisco), this is not really true.

    I bike in the street, and I have no problem with that. Why? Because except when I'm biking up a steep hill I usually am at a speed closer to that of the cars than pedestrians. I usually cruise somewhere between 15 and 20 miles per hour on flats, and about 5 miles slower or faster when going up or down hills.

    It's my understanding that the very fastest a segway can to at all is 15 miles per hour, which can be very unsafe on a road where the speed limit is 30. I'd never ride one of these in the streets, and wouldn't think it was too dangerous to ride one on the sidewalk.

    In my experience, the closer you are in speed to the other things around you (people or cars or whatever), the safer you are. As a result, I'd put these on the sidwalk. What's needed are rules governing what constitutes reckless segway use, along with ample leeway for a police officer to decide based on their own observation how those laws are applied. As someone else noted, bike enforcement is terrible, and bikers get away with a whole lot of stuff that should never happen, both for the safety of the biker as well as the drivers and pedestrians around them. Tighten up on enforcement of safety rules, and a lot of the problems we see with bikes today and people are worried about with segways in the future won't be as much of an issue.

  252. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Scud_the_disposable_ · · Score: 1

    or rolled you down a hill =)

  253. wheelchair research by zrodney · · Score: 1

    with all the negative comments about how goofy people look riding segues around, I haven't seen
    comments about how the design for the HT segue is actually the core of the design for the same company's
    advanced wheelchair which rotates to raise the rider to a more elevated height in some positions.

    It's possible that the segue is really just supposed to be a promotional device to draw attention from
    investors and the media.

    maybe

  254. What? by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 1

    BOTH of them? Damn that's harsh!

  255. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate that in my shitty college town only one side of the street has a bike lane. I was ticketed twice. Once for riding on the sidewalk with traffic and again for riding against in the bicycle lane. The only time I was hit was when I went with traffic in the car lane.

    Bike laws are really made for large cities like LA and NYC. The few people that ride bikes around here can work it out when they meet going opposite directions in the bike lane. I always make eye contact when I ride my bike and notice car drivers never notice me. They cut me off and attach me with car doors. I do love coming across asshole bike riders when I drive a car though. At least I make attempts to ride close to the curb when in the street on my bike. Those pricks who ride three feet into the street should move aside and notice they they are part of a problem.

  256. Disney World Epcot by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Disney World owns a bunch of them, mainly used for supervisors to zip around Epcot checking on things and delivering things. It's the obvious market for them - I mean, if *you* lived in an Experimental! Prototype! Community! Of ToMORRow!, and you weren't going far enough to take the Flying Car and but farther than you can actually go on a Rocket Belt, this would be just the right kind of Jetsons-looking transportation to take. It really did work well there; the park has huge wide sidewalks instead of streets, so there's enough room to zip around without squashing pedestrians. However, that's not the same case as sidewalks in the real world.

    SF shouldn't have banned the things on bike lanes, though; they'd be just fine there, and no more suicidal than biking in SF's traffic and hills is anyway. Also, as a vertical-standing passenger, you're probably more able to look around for cars and for pedestrians than the average bicyclist, who's at a different angle and probably can't stop as fast or turn as tightly.

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  257. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So how do drivers notice pedestrians? Surely drivers must keep one eye on the sidewalk, especially when they are about to turn into one.

  258. Try it in another country by Dopeskills · · Score: 1

    I think they should market the Segway in a foriegn country where they are less anal and more likely to accept new technology. Perhaps Japan or something....

  259. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

    that would be dangerous for bicyclists and inconvenient for motorists.

    well, invonvenience is the point, frankly. being that its *dangerous* is EXACTLY the point - riding slowly, well marked and lit, stops traffic to bike-speed.

    sorry for the inconvenince, but general tax $ goes to subsidize Transporation by Car Infrastructure that some -- like myself -- dont support... we'll use the roads as we see fit aswell.
    br.

  260. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by driptray · · Score: 1

    I ride three feet out into the street because it's safer.

    The gutter is often filled with broken glass, rubbish, and other obstacles. If I have to swerve to avoid these it's quite likely I will be swerving right into the path of a passing car.

    So I stay out in the open lane, where the road is clean, and where cars can see me easily. The cars either wait behind me, or overtake me. Sometimes people are delayed for about 10 seconds. No doubt that makes their blood boil about "inconsiderate cyclists". People like that need to relax a bit.

  261. Re:Well consider the momentum aspects of this.... by csimicah · · Score: 3, Informative

    And perhaps if I run towards a bullet and hit it, I will stop and the bullet will shoot away at 300 mph. Seriously. You can't just assume M2(Vf2) = 0. Remember to conserve energy too. High school physics 1 can be a dangerous thing with no high school physics 2.

  262. "Forums"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean "forii".

    1. Re:"Forums"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he doesn't.

      From Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913) :

      Forum \Fo"rum\, n.; pl. E. Forums, L. Fora. [L.; akin to
      foris, foras, out of doors. See Foreign.]
      1. A market place or public place in Rome, where causes were
      judicially tried, and orations delivered to the people.

      2. A tribunal; a court; an assembly empowered to hear and
      decide causes.

      He [Lord Camden] was . . . more eminent in the
      senate than in the forum. --Brougham.

      From Jargon File (4.3.0, 30 APR 2001) :

      fora pl.n. Plural of forum.

      From The Free On-line Dictionary of Computing (09 FEB 02) :

      fora

  263. Ehm.. okay. Why? by pi_rules · · Score: 1

    I can see bikes being forbidden from sidewalks -- they take up 4-5' of space and don't have a 0 foot stopping distance. On top of that, they're awkward -- they -can- fall over in the event of a near accident. I agree with that.

    Walking human beings can stop in 0 feet, and don't typically fall over in an accident. When they do it's not a hazard really.

    A runner on the other hand, or a jogger, trodding along at 10-12 mph doesn't have a 0 stopping distance either, but doesn't usually fall over if they try and halt before they hit somebody. The average stride of a good runner at a good clip will be 6 feet. A jogger will be closer to 4 feet, and it'll take 2.5 strides to really halt their momentum.

    How does this compare to a Segway? Last I knew the bugger would halt within a foot or two from a 12mph speed and sure as shit not fall down. It seems safer than a jogger to me. Granted, the Segway + Human is going to average 70 lbs more than just the human, but is SF going to ban people that weight 200lbs from jogging above 10mph now?

    Looks to me like a knee-jerk reaction, which is surprising coming from SF. Where I'm from (West Michigan) SF is known as a rather "liberal" area open to new ideas.

    Oh well, I don't live there, and I have no intention of owning a Segway (Hello BMW motorcycle.. almost there).... so it's of no importance to me.

    I just find it funny that a 200lbs 12mph Segway rider could be illegal, when a 200lb 12mph jogger is perfectly safe.

  264. slashdot lag Problem by Bohemoth2 · · Score: 1

    Damn! I can see the future! I knew about this two weeks ago!

  265. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by bfields · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Or, here's an even better Idea, Just Don't Ride A Bike on City Streets, ride it on a Bike trail if your city has one.

    Unfortunately, bike trails have turned out to have poor safety records. (Here are some pointers to related research.) The main problem is with intersections: try to figure out how to design a path alongide a road so that right-of-way is always clear, cyclists don't always have to stop (if you ask them to stop at every single driveway and intersection, they're just not going to), stoplight cycle times aren't significantly increased (think what'll happen if you try adding extra light phases for the bikes...), etc., etc. Lots of people have attempted this, in this country and elsewhere. The results are not encouraging.

    So the moral is: no, as a cyclist, you really *are* better off riding on the city streets. Research has found this to be safest, it works great (I probably ride a couple thousand miles a year on city streets, and have never had a crash), it's fun once you get the hang of it, it gets you where you want to go extremely quickly.... Don't wait for a special bike ghetto before you start riding. Observe the standard traffic rules and be courteous, and you can ride your bike wherever you want right now.

    --Bruce F.

  266. Cool off, douchebag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like another keyboard cowboy who thinks he's being a big hotshot when the person they're raging at is hidden from sight. Start posting like the guy you're flaming is in front of you, okay? It might make the world a little better instead of worse.

    Go ahead, reply to this.

  267. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA..... (Just kiddin) by Mr.+Gus · · Score: 1


    Ugh... I hate that... I live in over in Oregon, and though I'm not quite sure if its THE LAW, it's at least THE RULE. Bike on road, person on sidewalk, which I've always thought was the most idiotic thing in the world...

    Bike Vs. Car: Car wins, even with helmet, Bike Rider probably injured at best. Person driving car thus backs up over his mutilated carcass to finish the job, getting his anger out at the bike going slooowly on the shoulderless (but sidewalk-happy) road making him late for work.

    Bike Vs. Person: Bike wins, pedestrian surprised and ticked, but probably okay. Will probably seek revenge, since the idiot on the bike probably did it on purpose. :) Person bonks BikeMan on the head lightly and goes on his merry way.

    Soo.... when bikes are on the sidewalks, everybody lives! Regardless of what vehicle I might or might not be in, I'd rather get hit by a bicycle that can probably dodge me a hell of a lot easier (and is almost assuredly looking forward 95% of the time) than half a ton of steel death.

  268. Re:Well consider the momentum aspects of this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If someone was going 15mph down the sidewalk and endangering pedestrians, I think the better solution would be to use existing endangerment regulations/laws.

  269. has anyone ever actually SEEN a segway? by sammie78 · · Score: 1

    I've heard about the segway, read about it, even seen pictures of it. I know lots of people who have money and can't wait to get one. But I've never actually laid eyes on a segway. I think the whole thing is a hoax, like the moon landing. While San Francisco is at it they should ban Oliphants and Multi-headed Hydras. Those could hurt somebody!

  270. SF needs to ban segways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you been to SF and drive up or down those steep streets? Like the Divasedero ?

  271. Oh Bullshit... by BandSaw · · Score: 1
    Yes, I have seen a Segway run. The stopping distance is limited by physics, not Segway magic beans. The platfrom the rider stands on is at just
    the right hight to strike a pedestrians shin just above the ankle. If the pedestrian has their weight on that foot at the time, the momentum of the segway will break their shin bone and make it stick out of the flesh of the leg.

    If you want me to demonstrate this on you with a 65 lb sledge hammer which I will swing at 12 mph at your shin, please leave some contact info so I can catch up with you.

    Thanks!

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    1. Re:Oh Bullshit... by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i'll gladly give a demo to anyone in seattle, your comments simply are not true.

      cheers,
      pt

  272. Re:Well consider the momentum aspects of this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now calculate the torque that comes out of the accident, in turn smashing the kneecaps of the M1!

  273. Kudos! by HEbGb · · Score: 2, Funny

    That was one of the best, most entertaining flames I've read in a while. Nice work.

  274. Re:And the City of San Franciso has been using the by irix · · Score: 1

    Indeed. Wilford Brimley can be awfully intimidating :-)

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  275. Research paper that explores in this topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh.

    Before the public opposition began, I did a research paper exploring whether Segways belong on SF sidewalks, at .

    Doubt anyone will see this post, though, 'cause I'm not going to track down my old Slashdot login to do it.

  276. No different then a bike. by Artistboy · · Score: 1

    No different then a bike or powered skate board. You are not supposed to ride those on the sidewalk either. They said they are banned from the sidewalk. Does it say anything about being banned from the street? or is that just the authors little spin on saying they are banned from the city as a whole?

  277. Banned Beans? Never Happened! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In an area where one city has banned certain types of coffee beans..."

    You just make this stuff up as you go don't you?

  278. Well consider the momentum aspects of this.... by casings · · Score: 1

    Well, i can't assume a lot of things in this exercise. For instance momentum won't be conserved due by just these things to the openness system. And this was just one example, albiet a highly unlikely example of what could happen to a person.

    I kept the example simple to prove a simple point. Segway + Human collision = bad.

  279. Pity the poor yuppies by jhylkema · · Score: 1

    Yes, those SF dot-commers with more money than brains. The awful, evil, totalitarian "tolerant, open-minded" SF stuporvisors won't them ride their overpriced toy on the sidewalks. Boo hoo.

  280. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slowing down 50 MPH vehicle traffic to bike speeds for the benefit of a small fraction of the road uses, is exceptionally rude and disrespectful.

  281. Re:Ehm.. okay. Why? (off topic) by PlainBlack · · Score: 1

    At 10-12mph you're not really jogging so much as sprinting. Your average jogger cannot and does not keep up a pace of a 5-6 minute mile.

  282. Seconded! by Danse · · Score: 1

    I really enjoyed that :)

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  283. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, you're only considering gravitational potential energy, not, say, chemical or elastic.

  284. The real reason it was banned... by nhavar · · Score: 1

    Ammiano also said Segway's campaign rubbed officials the wrong way. "Segway didn't help themselves by hiring very expensive lobbyists," he said. "I think that backfired on them, too."
    New Hampshire-based Segway hired lobbying firms but has made no contributions to any public officials or candidates, said Matt Dailida, the company's director of state government affairs.


    http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,450027616,00 .html?

    The Segway's campaign with high priced lobbyists rubbed officials the wrong way while the high priced lobbyists from groups that DID contribute to public officials seemed to work just fine... hmmmmm...

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  285. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA..... (Just kiddin) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A bike is a vehicle. Try and justify it anyway you like, but that fact remains.

  286. fat man running by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if I weigh 70 pounds, and I can run at 12.5 miles per hour, should I be banned from the sidewalk?

    What if I was 200 pounds, and could run at 20 miles per hour.

  287. Re:And the City of San Franciso has been using the by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

    I saw a cop on one on Santa Monica Blvd.

    -- Dr. Eldarion --

  288. Re: why yes, you are full of shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Based on what evidence do you make your claim? Shit man, do some research before you let your fingers touch the keyboard.

  289. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

    Drivers notice pedestrians more often because:

    - Speed. They are expecting a slow-moving pedestrian, not a bike.
    - If they don't see the ped, the ped can often jump out of the way (I've done this a hundred times). A bike has a harder time getting out of the way (Unfortunately, I've done this a few times).

    However, pften the driver doesn't notice the pedestrian. Accidents as a car is turning the street corner are one of the most common kind of automobile-pedestrian accident.

    Wish I could find the link for you, but the SF Dept. of Transportation and San Francisco Bicycle Coalition did a safety study a few years ago. The conclusion? Bikes get in as many accidents on the sidewalk as they do on the road, and most sidewalk accidents end up being the bicyclist's fault.

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  290. Snow boards by Krusher55 · · Score: 1

    Snow boards were originally banned on many ski hills but now they are as common as skis. Society takes a little time to adjust to new things and should the Segway become a popular mode of transportation, the restrictions will be lifted.

    1. Re:Snow boards by dmnic · · Score: 1

      but how does something become popular if its banned to start with?
      I mean, where does the poularity start?

    2. Re:Snow boards by Krusher55 · · Score: 1

      They won't be banned everywhere.

    3. Re:Snow boards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > when Shugart was a major investor

      Flamebait? Are the moderators are on drugs again? The original poster tried to compare Segways to snow boards. Segways are much(!) safer. I went to school with several of the Shugart children, and that family didn't care how many children they hurt. They wouldn't let their own kids risk their health on one of their products, but they let us borrow plenty of them. You don't see the creator of Segway afraid to use his on product or afraid to let his family use it, do you?

      Aside: the worst one of the Shugart criminals that I knew, went to Va Tech with him, was recently indicted for his part with a company in Houston in an Enron-related scam. Hi Chris. I hope the FBI teaches you a lesson. Sometimes, there is justice.

    4. Re:Snow boards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shugart criminals ... Va Tech...Hi Chris. Hey, I know him too! I think he'll turn 32 this year, because in spring of 1992 I saw him out barhopping on his 21st. He was a total ass. I'm not surprised at all to hear he or some of his family has ended-up in jail from their dealings. Their harddrive company (Seagate) hasn't been in any legal trouble, and that's very surprising knowing the rest of the clan. Associated with Burton? I didn't know that, but selling products without regard to the consequences sounds like par for the course.

  291. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In California bikes don't have to go on the road, but if they do they have to follow the same rules as cars. Some streets have bike lanes but most don't. You're better off riding on the sidewalk anyway.

  292. Sig-tacular! by Lowca · · Score: 1

    "Utilizing magnetic schemas," that is. Your rant is funny as hell in general - and so damn true...

  293. Uh.... by Cinematique · · Score: 2, Insightful

    WTF is up with the lame comments along the line of "I can't believe they're doing this!" I get exactly what San Francisco city officials are doing... look at this word:

    Sidewalk

    no no no... go back and look at my emphasis. SideWALK.

    The name alone characterizes itself as a separate place for pedestrians to move about a city or town block. The last time I checked, pedestrians != motorists.

    1. Re:Uh.... by (void*) · · Score: 1

      Why is this insightful? If you used British English, it would be PAVEMENT.

    2. Re:Uh.... by tourettes · · Score: 1

      But you park in a Driveway and drive in a parkway, sometimes a name is just a name and not a function.

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  294. They want bribes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was reading some article on wired and its more about not giving it up to the pathetic politicians.

  295. Re:Well consider the momentum aspects of this.... by dbrutus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Since Segway comes with speed governors, it would be just as simple to mandate they be dialed down to their slowest setting until there was more experience with it. When cars were introduced, the same thing happened. Eventually, when people understand the issues, reasonable accomodations can be made.

  296. Thank you sir... by ubugly2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm giving you a standing ovation and and a lighter lit high in my hand..(which makes this hard as hell to type)

    1. Re:Thank you sir... by oever · · Score: 1

      Good man, do tell, how does one ovate whilst holding a igniter afire?

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  297. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by The_dev0 · · Score: 1
    sorry for the inconvenince, but general tax $ goes to subsidize Transporation by Car Infrastructure that some -- like myself -- dont support... we'll use the roads as we see fit aswell.

    I dunno about over there, but here in Australia you pay a hefty amount for registration every year on cars and such which in turn pays for a lot of the infrastructure, while cyclists don't pay a thing and many of them treat the roads as their own. I don't know if your arguement would cut it anywhere else in the world, especially here.

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  298. It's not the technology! It's not the physics! by RAM5 · · Score: 1

    The CNN article pointed out the problem... The Segway guys "had not made contributions to politicians". That's the way Detriot does it. That's the way the MPAA and the RIAA do it. There's really no excuse for not playing by the rules and buying a politician of your own... what with the cost of a congressperson or senator being the lowest it has been in decades.

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  299. sk8ing is NOT A CRIME by flyneye · · Score: 0, Troll

    whadda ya expect from a buncha wimpy pacifist commie hippies anyway.Anything fun must be unfair to the masses and we're all supposed to have equality.So, in a kafka sort of way socialist democrats act as the handicapper general to make us all equal.Soon drivers will have to pay reparations for any animals they may have killed to PETA.Orwellian perspective: two legs good,two wheels Ba-a-a-ad! Y'know the old school punks had it right all along when they said "Hippies are BORING OLD FARTS" now they run 'Ferisco and most legislative districts in Cal.making electricity more expencive for the rest of us,Freedom closer to extinction in the name of sensitivity and Individuality impossible for future generations.HAHAHA they turned out more like their square parents than not and more like Nazis than any moron republican ever came close to.
    I SAY IF THEY WONT LET YOU PUT SCOOTERS ON THE SIDWALK,PUT BIG F***ING HARLEY DAVIDSONS ON THE WALK AND ROLL OVER A HIPPIE LESBIAN BUNNYHUGGER AND TAKE CALIFORNIA BACK!

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  300. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck you. What if the bike trail doesn't go where I need to go, asshole?

  301. Hrm by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    I didn't say the segway was a good idea, we'll have to let the market make that choice. I think they're stupid (as do a lot of others), but it's not my choice.

    Maybe some day we'll all be zipping around on retarded scooters, maybe we won't. I don't think we should make premtive laws unless there's a problem.

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  302. Has anyone here actually ridden one? by failedlogic · · Score: 1

    Has anyone here actually ridden one or is it only city officials and those who designed the product? If these things would reduce traffic in citys ( bus and automobile ) it would far outweigh the saftey concerns. Pollution, dependence on the automobile, etc. Rolleblades are far more dangerouse since there's not much stopping power. Can't afford the Segway or a car? Walk. Its exercise, is rather safe and intuitive and doesn't cause pollution.

    1. Re:Has anyone here actually ridden one? by devleopard · · Score: 1

      "outweigh" the safety concerns? Imagine this: Some yuppie is riding his Segway, hears his phone ring, and looks down. Your daughter walks out in front of him, is struck, and thrown to the road, directly in front of a truck. Her spinal cord is crushed. You then smile to your wife and say, "Hey, it's OK! Smog is down 8%!"

      Yes, I recognize that the same situation could happen with rollerblades. Or with a bike. Or a guy in a wheelchair. The difference is that those are all manually controlled devices - you aren't betting that an engine or a computer are working correctly. Until the Seg can give more than a PDF and some Flash as proof of its safety and durability, I don't think any city should feel compelled to allow the device.

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    2. Re:Has anyone here actually ridden one? by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i've managed to ride 100 miles without a single incident. segway ht has logged over 100,000 hours without any incident, you can contact them for more info as well.

      now that i use the ht as opposed to driving, i should tell you- that you should fear the car driver who looks down at his cell phone and hits a person as opposed to a bike or segway, on my daily 7+ mile commute i see over 50% of the cars using cell phones, drinking triple no foam lattes and eating mcmuffins.

      feel free to email directly as well if you have any questions, i would be more than willing to answer them.

  303. Bleah. by redtail1 · · Score: 1

    This whole debate is pedestrian.

  304. Ban the auto - Up with Segweii + Postal Daleks by cyberrodent · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ( I've been considering a bumper sticker campaign where we would covertly place "Gas Guzzler" bumper stickers on SUVs wherever they are parked. Hell, forget bumber stickers - paste that shit on their windshield!! )

    But back to the topic - Ban the cars and let the Segwey roll - sure it'll be a problem when there are just a few people with them on the street and most every one else is on foot - but when we all have em -- and you could trade in your SUV for like 10 of em! and since we know SUV owners are so civicly minded they would be happy to donate their extra segweii (what's the correct plural form anyway?) Personally I'd love to see Manhattan (where I live) to be closed to private automobiles and have the street filled with segweii

    as far as the cold postal carriers - they should build a little shell around the segwey to make it like a Dalek from Dr.Who.

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  305. Needs it's own lane. DESPERATELY. by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    Ok, here's a minor clue: A human cannot achieve a top speed of either 80mph or 23mph without significant effort on their part. Addtionally, it takes more than the average amount of concentration to maintain that speed. I'd submit to you that a Segue can not only reach 12mph in a vastly shorter amount of time, but for a longer duration and with little to no effort (or attention) on the driver's part.

    If THAT were's enough, humans are fairly soft and flexible. I'm willing to bet any impact they create with another human at an average running speed will result in bruises and scrapes. A Segway, on the other hand, is fairly sturdy and ridged, weighing not only 60 odd pounds in dry weight, but hauling your butt of, lets say, 150 lbs at 5 mph. I can GUARANTEE you that same accident is going to be A LOT more severe than a person running into another at the same speed and comparable weight. Add in the potential of an idiot piloting this hardened device which can easily hit 12mph and you have a recpeit for disaster if this thing ever becomes affordable.

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    1. Re:Needs it's own lane. DESPERATELY. by Jackazz · · Score: 1
      The person riding is not rigid and is not bolted to the segway. If/when there is a collision, that person will be thrown off and will basically be the same as a person bumping into you while running. The weight of the segway is in the base, and that is low to the ground. It will not be a 70 pound rock heading at your chest, it will be a 10 year old child stepping on your foot.

      The point here is not that it won't hurt if you get hit, it is that it isn't any less safe than a person riding a bike/roller blades/scooter and hitting you, or a person running into you. Don't forget, the person on the Segway doesn't want to hit you either. You have to trust them just like you trust on coming cars not to swerve into your lane. The segway will supposedly be quick stopping and more agile than a bike or scooter, so people should be pretty good riding them safely. I just want people to give them a chance; there is no need to ban them before they even come out!

  306. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish they banned bikes from the street, in addition to joggers. When I leave for work at 5am, it's dark out. Most joggers and bicyclists I've actually managed to see at this time (pitch black) are 2 across in the street. It wasn't until I came about 15 feet (or they scramble) that they were even visible. How often does this happen? Daily, unless the temperature is less than 20 degrees.

    Luckily, I've never hit a moron jogger or bike rider, but I wouldn't mind accidentally popping a segway idiot that chooses to ride in the street. Hell, I wouldn't mind popping a curb either.

  307. Already banned here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Segways cost $4950. My wife has already banned me from owning one.

  308. where is the??? by cabra771 · · Score: 1

    Where the hell is the I'll see and then I'll decide? I've seen both sides of the arguments all day long and not one...I'll see what happens and then I'll make a decision. Yeah, there has been a shit load of hype about this thing, but let's at least give it a chance. If only bikes had a chance like this...

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  309. BULLITT (1968) by STREMF · · Score: 2, Informative

    Bullitt (1968)

    Genre: Action/Crime/Mystery
    Tagline: Steeve McQueen as 'Bullitt'

    A Great movie and the reason I have always wanted a hunter-green 289 fastback 1968 Ford Mustang

    1. Re:BULLITT (1968) by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Well there you go, "Steeve", "Bullitt", it they didn't have so many speeling mistakes, I would have remembered it right off the bat. :^)

      Oh no, 1968 is far too late for a good Mustang. You want '64-65 or so. (To bring it on topic, can you imagine the codgers of 2044 debating on which was the classic Seqway? Didn't think so!)

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    2. Re:BULLITT (1968) by dickens · · Score: 1

      At a Smashing Pumpkins concert they showed the chase scene on a big screen with the sound up somewhere in the 110db range and a subharmonic generator. Then they turned it up, and up again. Just to "grungify" the audience's ears.

      It was a life-changing experience. And I was wearing my aluminum labyrinth earplugs.

  310. Actually, it did, but in Berkeley, not SF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, it did, but in Berkeley, not SF; the ban is on "politically incorrect coffee".

    Here's one of the articles on it:

    http://www.globalexchange.org/economy/coffee/200 20 703_205.html

    -- Terry

  311. Why they shouldn't be banned... by dnahelix · · Score: 1

    I don't want them banned because now I can't sue the geek with too much disposable income when he runs over my toe! OOOWWWW!!!!!!

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  312. Re:Ehm.. okay. Why? (off topic) by pi_rules · · Score: 1

    At 10-12mph you're not really jogging so much as sprinting. Your average jogger cannot and does not keep up a pace of a 5-6 minute mile.

    A 6 minute mile is nowhere near a sprint, and it's not unreasonable to see a fit person doing an 18 minute 3 mile "jog" around the block. It happens, and it's not unreasonable. I picked that pace for a reason. Why ban fit people from the sidewalk?

    Yes, 10mph == 6 minute mile.
    And..12mph == 5 minute mile.
    And..14mph == 4.30 minute mile (4:20 roughtly.. not a sprint)
    And..15mph == 60 second quater mile (not a sprint)
    And..22.5mph == 10 second 100meters. That's a sprint.

  313. Good thing you're a liberal... by GCP · · Score: 1

    ...because if a conservative talked about people that way, he would be "mean spirited" and "full of hate". Instead, in the Bay Area, talking about people this way makes you "socially conscious" and "working for justice", as long as you choose your victims from among the Bay Area's established Perpetrator Classes (you know, members of the "pasty" race, people who earn lots of money, and other such Enemies of The People.)

    If instead of targeting someone "pasty" conducting business on a cell phone in an expensive car, you had chosen a Mexican conducting business on a radio from a van, it would have been "hate speech" and a bunch of heroes (a.k.a. "activists") would have put on face paint, beat drums, and waved placards in your face denouncing you as a "hate monger". Fortunately, that term doesn't apply to liberals.

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    1. Re:Good thing you're a liberal... by smithwis · · Score: 1
      you had chosen a Mexican conducting business on a radio from a van, it would have been "hate speech" and a bunch of heroes (a.k.a. "activists") would have put on face paint, beat drums, and waved placards in your face denouncing you as a "hate monger". Fortunately, that term doesn't apply to liberals.
      Lol, such a silly post. Funny how ingrained these stereotypes are that we use them without any apparent awareness.

      The post you are replying to is doing something we call classism. Classism does not equal liberalism. Just as Racism does not equal conservatism. Unfortunately you two are guilty of both. Neither one is all that desirable.

      --Just to demonstrate my own hipocrasy. To equate Rich bashing and minority bashing shows ignorance(And kinda pisses me off). To bash the traditionaly priveleged causes little harm. To bash the traditionaly downtrodden, perpetuates a very large problem.
    2. Re:Good thing you're a liberal... by hplasm · · Score: 1
      "If instead of targeting someone "pasty" conducting business on a cell phone in an expensive car, you had chosen a Mexican conducting business on a radio from a van, it would have been "hate speech" and a bunch of heroes (a.k.a. "activists") would have put on face paint, beat drums, and waved placards in your face denouncing you as a "hate monger"

      A Mexican conducting business on a radio from a van does not constitute Yuppy Twatness. Someone "pasty" conducting business on a cell phone in an expensive car does indeed.

      Or Pimpness.

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    3. Re:Good thing you're a liberal... by sulli · · Score: 1

      In the boom days, people like this bashed "yuppies" (== white folks) with particular venom in neighborhoods like the Mission, and got away with it. Hateful behavior, totally inappropriate for any location, particularly "tolerant" San Francisco. I see from this debate that the haters haven't all left town.

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  314. Sidewalk cycling to avoid the door prize by hal9000 · · Score: 1

    Rather than riding on the sidewalk, you should probably take the lane when you're worried about getting doored. Most citys don't allow sidewalk cycling, since bicycles are considered street vehicles. You're allowed to "take the lane" when you need it downtown. Helmets are your friend, of course.

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  315. What are you on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    San Francisco "accepted the Chinese community with open arms when they came in"? Only if "accepted" means "treated like shit and used as near slave labor".

    The Chinese have been in San Francisco in very large numbers since the nineteenth century. They were here way before there was any such thing as a hippy.

    Next you'll be saying the hippies accepted the Mexicans when they "came in". Jeez.

  316. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "So, why can't the Segways use the bike lane (or curb area) too? "

    One word: SPEED

    The segway is too slow. A bike can easily exceed 20mph with just moderate effort.

  317. There *is* a positive aspect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... to all of the dangers posed by IT; just imagine the imaginitive contributions to the darwin awards.

  318. Segway vs. Children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, you mean a 12-year-old child running down the sidewalk can inflict as much damage as a Segway? How soon before San Francisco dictates forced castration to eliminate this menace?

  319. hjahahahaah by grimblegromble · · Score: 1

    that's awesome hahah looks like the segway has redesigned at least one city, if only in a piece of legislation hahahaha

  320. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA..... (Just kiddin) by smithwis · · Score: 1
    A bike is a vehicle. Try and justify it anyway you like, but that fact remains.
    So are wheelchairs. But I'm not about to say all wheelchairs belong on the roads.
    And therein lies your error, blanket statements that refuse to look at the situation are bound to fail. So before you fall back on your old black and white politics, give it a little thought
  321. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by mgblst-portege · · Score: 1

    Certainly it's true that, whatever the law says, people on vehicles with nonzero stopping distances (like bicycles) are better off riding with traffic rather than riding on the sidewalks

    Not for the cyclists. I will ride on the footpath in the city, especially on a Friday or Saturday night, when there are a lot of stupid drivers around. I have been hit by eight cars in my life, starting to get a bit sick of it. It hurts a lot more when a car hits a cyclist, than when a cyclist hits a pedestrian. And happens a lot less frequently.

  322. An obvious comparison... by onthefenceman · · Score: 1

    As an employee of an automotive company, I am all too aware of crash test standards in my work. Modern cars are as safe as they are because they are sujected to repeated tests under numerous conditions.

    How about an open-to-the-public and televised Segway crash test session with Dean Kamen featured as both a rider and an obstacle. For starters:

    Dean Kamen aboard Segway vs. phone pole
    Subway Jared aboard Segway vs. stationery Dean Kamen

    If the Segway is as safe to pedestrians and riders as Dean Kamen says it is, let him risk his own ass to prove it.

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    1. Re:An obvious comparison... by vidarh · · Score: 1

      He has repeatedly let people run him down in demonstrations, and he has let people run down his investors as well - there are many accounts of that in the news articles about Segway.

  323. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pussy.

  324. Re:Ban the auto - Up with Segweii + Postal Daleks by Swift+Kick · · Score: 0
    I'm all for protecting the environment, but vandalizing private property (which is exactly what you're doing when putting a sticker on someone else's car) is definitely a good way to get people pissed off at you.
    I know I would, and the only thing that would gain you from me would be a swift trip to the ER, instead of respect for your environmental concerns.

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  325. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by PissedOffGuy · · Score: 1

    Sidewalks are very dangerous places to ride unless you're at a granny pace.

    theyre not dangerous places to ride if youre not in a city, either.

  326. Walking training course by ewen · · Score: 1
    Buyers also must attend a multi-hour training course before the scooter is shipped to them...
    I thought one of the main thing about Segway is that it was supposed to be sooooo intuitive like walking? what's up with the multi-hour training?

    Personally I'd be very happy to see a multi-hour training course required for "walking in public". It could cover:

    • Which side of the footpath (sidewalk) to walk on;
    • Not walking three (or more) abrest if the footpath is narrow (or busy);
    • Keeping to the edge if you are moving slower than others
    • Turning (into shops, etc)
    • Planning ahead

    And plenty more stuff. Advanced courses could teach "trolley usage in supermarkets", "what to do if you meet someone you know who is going the other way" (hint: don't just stop in the middle of the footpath and block traffic in both directions), and plenty more.

    You might think this is all common sense. But common sense is surprisingly uncommon.

    Ewen

  327. How about a rice rocket style segway? by hhknighter · · Score: 1

    Certain people have an uncanny way of "changing" things with wheels. Imagine a rice rocket segway:
    1. plenty of stickers to make it go faster
    2. +2" chrome/alloy wheels
    3. bigger exhaust pipe or heatsink, with an amplifier attached
    4. larger battery packs
    5. lower the chassis
    6. various tricks and stickers to enhance total output power by 0.005% - 10%
    7. Add turbo turbines
    8. Add a double decker fender
    9. various stablizers opt for drag race

    could be dangerous when these people drag race during day or midnight going at 14mph!!!!!! You can even think about the elderly involved in such events!!! I understand why these cali cities want to ban these.

    If they can do all that to a build-yourself KIA or go-cart Echo, why not these?

  328. 12.5 mph? Blah! Where can I get a mod chip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Can the segway be overclocked? Mod chipped? 12.5 mph is too slow. Over volt the batteries? Can we stick big diesel 24 volt batteries in the thing?

    70 lbs is too light. Take a page from the terrorist supporting suvs. Add mass. Increase collision tolerance.

    Kill three birds with one stone (and a few social security bustin' seniors as well):

    Add high volt diesel batteries:

    more mass/weight

    higher voltage

    longer runtime

    yeah, that's the ticket!

    Can we go nuclear with the thing? Add a little plutonium power plant as the ultimate mod? Will Vapochill be able to cool this baby?

  329. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
    theyre not dangerous places to ride if youre not in a city, either.

    That may well be true. I freely admit that I would sooner grind my hands off with a belt sander than spend time in a non-urban environment.

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  330. Federal? by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    You know, it might help if you learned what words meant before you use them.

    Just a suggestion.

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  331. Segway is too faggy for SanFransisco by CrazyJim0 · · Score: 1, Funny

    I knew the Segway was faggy, but to be too faggy for the fag capital of the world is saying something.

  332. More like wheelchairs than bikes by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    Segways seem to share more in common with motorized wheelchairs than they do with bicycles or skateboards.

    They appear to have a simiar footprint and speed factor. Whatever laws allow motorized wheelchairs might just have the loophole needed for the segway. Would it be some form of discrimination to claim you must be handicapped in order to use a wheelchair? Who would set the standard? What if the technology in the segway is useful in wheelchair-like devices and is widely adopted? Will the "no segway" laws turn out to be the target of accessibility suits?

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    1. Re:More like wheelchairs than bikes by vidarh · · Score: 1

      Uhm, the technology in the Segway was adopted from a wheelchair. Dean Kamen first invented a wheelchair that could balance on two weels long before he started working on the Segway.

  333. Bikes? by gotan · · Score: 1

    I don't know about the US, but in most european countries bikes are banned from sideways (unless you push them or it's obviously a toy for childs less than 5yr.). The reasoning makes sense: Anyone riding a vehicle should do so on the roads while anyone on the sidewalk mustn't endager anyone else on said sidewalk (which basically means you should choose a mode of transportation that lets you come to a halt within 3ft and doesn't endanger anyone seriously if you don't (not considering freak accidents)). I wouldn't like to walk on a sidewalk with those segways whizzing past me, would you?

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    1. Re:Bikes? by SpaceJunkie · · Score: 1

      But in my own experience, mnay european cities have roads which are built for bike roads - where the bike roads are not just an afterthought. In Munich the number of cyclists I saw was staggering. They have nice wide cycle roads, either side of the big main highways.
      In london however, where there are cycle roads, they are a bit of an afterthought - and drivers dont care anyway - just like they dont care for bus lanes... Hooray for congestion charging!

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  334. Unless it is as fast, but can go further by geekotourist · · Score: 1

    What about people who liked the idea of the Segway because it could give them mobility without the downsides of a wheelchair (motorized or not)? These are people who can walk, just not very far. Standing, on the other hand, they can do. A Segway-like device bridges the gap between those who need simple walking assistance (canes or walkers) and those who can't walk (wheelchairs of various sorts). Perhaps this particular implemention has problems, but banning them altogether? What if Segway came back with ones with a max speed of 5 mph. Would that be alright?

    1. Re:Unless it is as fast, but can go further by psamuels · · Score: 1
      What if Segway came back with ones with a max speed of 5 mph. Would that be alright?

      Sure, but imagine the modchips. (: But yeah, given a 5 mph speed limit, preferably with a hardware governor (user-settable via a dial, perhaps) or at least a speedometer, I'd say put 'em on the sidewalk. Just like Rascal scooters.

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  335. Looks dangerous by gtshafted · · Score: 1

    Judging from how people drive cars, the segway would be dangerous if used on the sidewalk... I can imagine scores of people being mowed down by a drunk IT rider.

  336. Bikes on the street by Anitra · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd be happy to ride my bike on the street instead of the sidewalk. I don't want to deal with walkers - Unfortunately, 2 things need to change to make this feasible:

    1) F***ing drivers need to know that bicycles belong on the road. I have been sworn at more times than I care to count by drivers passing me (or swerving around - see #2).
    2) Shoulders. They're good. It's bad for bikers when shoulders don't exist. I don't WANT to ride in the middle of traffic - it's easy for a car to maintain 35mph, but it's hard for me!

    In the meantime, I will only ride on the road when the sidewalk is LESS safe (for me or re: pedestrians) or when there's NO sidewalk. (I guess that also makes it less safe..)

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    1. Re:Bikes on the street by jagapen · · Score: 1

      Look at the statistics. The sidewalk is almost always less safe for bicyclists than the street. It's really bad when you ride on the sidewalk next to opposing traffic. Drivers just aren't looking for fast-moving bicycles to enter intersections or cross driveways from the sidewalk. Same reason that bike paths that parallel roads are less safe than the road.
      Drivers may swear, but at least it means they saw you!

    2. Re:Bikes on the street by slackerfilm · · Score: 1
      I don't know the statistics but I know my head. I have been slammed in the back of the head or in the handlebars by more cars than I can shake a stick at. In my city now, there is no way you can possibly ride a bike in the city streets without getting hit. The upside to that is that we are a rust belt community so nobody walks or rides a bike so the sidewalks are always clear.

      The biggest problem is that there is nothing useful within 1-3 miles of residential parts of the city (other than Fast food restaurants and Pharmacies).

      Back on topic though, I don't understand why people would want the Segways on the sidewalks to begin with. I walk an average pace of 6 miles an hour. I ride my bike an average pace of 24 miles per hour. I drive an average pace of 40 miles an hour. Why the hell am I going to spend several thousand dollars on something that only goes 15 miles an hour and has to be recharged (if I remember correctly) every 15 miles. I have to go farther than that to work every day. I go two thirds that getting to the nearest park. Granted, the nearest grocery store is only 2 miles from home but, come on. Let's be realistic. It is not like I am in a really small town either. Toledo Ohio is bigger than Ann Arbor Mi. and almost as big as Columbus. This thing would simply be useless.

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    3. Re:Bikes on the street by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny
      And a lot of cyclists need an attitude adjustment as well. They keep thinking that they are pedestrians, no vehicles, no pedestrians, *sigh*

      Any number of times, I've been passed on the right by a bicycle at a corner, when I'm signalling a right-hand turn. As tempting as it would be to Darwinize the idiot, the paperwork is huge.

      In Toronto, the stupid cyclists (as opposed to the smart ones) tend towards College and Bloor Sts to die. I think it's like the mating urge of Salmon.

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  337. Re:They aren't as unsafe as people make them sound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [i]Many cars can go up to 120mph, but you don't see them being banned from residential streets. Why? Because even though they can go up to 120mph, doesn't mean that people drive them that fast very often.[/i]

    Exactly. Here in our plant, I haven't seen anyone going too fast on a Segway except in the middle of a wide open area. People usually travel more slowly with the Segway than the fork lifts usually travel. Since you don't see mass killings with forklifts, the Segway shouldn't be that dangerous. You can stop much more quickly and often have much better vision (versus carrying a load on a forklift) with a Segway. Also, it seems that many slashdot posters assume people are going to pilot a Segway at ridiculous speeds. You don't run in crowds, do you? You slow down when people are in front of you and are walking more slowly than you, don't you? You don't often bump into people when walking, do you? Why would people assume you would normally do all of those things while on a Segway?

  338. Re:Ban the auto - Up with Segweii + Postal Daleks by cyberrodent · · Score: 1

    Great. you support violence and vigilanteism as a response to a sticker? Why not just put a "BUSH IN '04" sticker on top of it and call it even?

    and what about the trip to the ER you'll get when your SUV tips over while making a 35MPH turn because their accountants realized that given the immense profits made on SUVs that its cheaper to settle however many lawsuits that get filed against them rather than to recall and/or redesign all the unsafe SUV's they already sold? I'd think that also a good way to get people pissed off at you, but Americans seem to have a very high tolerance for letting themselves get screwed by large corporations.

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  339. Re: keep your bike off the sidewalk by Anitra · · Score: 1

    If you're too afraid to ride on the street, either find a route with a bike lane or forget the bike.

    Thanks for your constructive critisism. Some of us don't have any other options, being too poor for a car and without decent public transport.

    (Yes, it was below 0 yesterday, and if I hadn't found someone willing to give me a ride, I would have biked to the grocery store. Or perhaps found a way to make my food last - it's pretty f***ing cold out there.)

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  340. Damage control by quintessent · · Score: 1

    It's like cruise control: stupidly easy concept, but some people still didn't get it the first time around. The way things are going, any new invention in the U.S. is a pile of lawsuits waiting to happen. That's why you have to take drastic measures such as this.

  341. well, sauce for goose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Knew a guy once got a $300 ticket for riding his bike on the sidewalk.

    How: he was on the sidewalk in a commercial/shopping zone which I believe is a $100 fine or so. An officer yelled at him to get off his bike. He says he didn't hear the officer. The officer says the cyclist "fled the scene" thus defying the law and resisting arrest -- that inflates the offence and the ticket. He was chased down by bike and motorbike cops and in the end had to pay this $300 fine.

    I think of him every time I'm downtown and tempted to steal a bit of sidewalk from the peds :-)

    Now, I'm gonna be really P-O'd if it becomes totally legal to drive a Smegway on the sidewalk -- something that weighs more than a bike, is wider and less nimble, and goes about as fast (12 mph on a sidewalk is too fast anyway). I'm gonna be mad as hell if just because someone can afford to drop five grand on their two-wheel toy of choice, they get to endanger peds in a way that (if I did it on my bike) could earn me a very serious fine.

    If these things are gonna be legal on sidewalks then bikes, e-bikes, skateboards and mopeds should be too. And then where would the peds walk? Nope, sauce for goose is gander's sauce: if bikes are prohibited on sidewalks then Smegways should be also. None of this "one law for the rich one law for the poor" stuff, thanks.

  342. Rich bashing *is* minority bashing by GCP · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Too bad it "pisses you off", but that's your problem. It's your own ignorance and "hipocrasy" you should work on. I have a *very* close relative who barely escaped with his life from a situation where the "traditionally privileged" had been promoted as source of everyone's problems often enough that a mob decided that it was time for "justice" (that means violence against the scapegoated minority), yet you think it "causes little harm".

    Unlike you, I don't find it any more acceptable for a liberal to spout class warfare vitriol than for a white supremacist to spout racist drivel.

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    1. Re:Rich bashing *is* minority bashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you think that "the top 1% of wealth-holders in America don't deserve a tax break during a recession" is in the same league as "the queers are ruining the soil"?

    2. Re:Rich bashing *is* minority bashing by belloc · · Score: 1

      So you think that "the top 1% of wealth-holders in America don't deserve a tax break during a recession" is in the same league as "the queers are ruining the soil"?

      That's a little thing I like to call "apples and oranges". One is an economic statement, the other is a slur.

      So, the answer to your question is, no, he doesn't think those two things are in the same league. But he does think that saying that buying a Segway (or merely earning six figures) makes you a "pasty yuppy ass" and a "clueless dork" and a "threat to grandmothers" and "selfish, self-absorbed" and "inconsiderate of the welfare of others" is much more like saying "the queers are ruining the soil" (whatever that means).

      All of those are things that the original poster actually said. He never said anything about tax breaks for the weathiest 1%. It's funny that people just stand up and cheer when people make rude generalizations about "yuppies" that work in offices and earn salaries (however true the statements may be), but call for the death of anyone who makes even the most harmless racial or other minority generalizations (however true they may be).

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    3. Re:Rich bashing *is* minority bashing by smithwis · · Score: 1

      This probably won't be read, too old, but I felt it necesary to defend myself.

      Umm, I'm talking about bashing in the sense of speaking poorly of a group of people. I don't mean bashing literaly. I'm sorry if that caused any confusion. I'm also very sorry to have inadvertently touched on a tragedy so close to home.

      Anyways...

      Someone who is already well off and is denied a loaf of bread is barely fazed. While someone who is starving and denied a loaf of bread may not go on another week. In other words, the less you have, the more it hurts to lose a little.

      I love how you still equate liberals with classism but make the distinction between racists and conservitism. Seems like a double standard to me.

  343. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by demonbug · · Score: 1
    as for the segway, i think they should wait for it to be a problem before wasting their time banning it....i mean, how many of these things did they anticipate being on the sidewalks anyway?


    The trouble with this is that if they don't ban the things from sidewalks, when (yes when, you know some idiot will manage it at some point) some old granny (or young, yuppy lawyer with nothing better to do)gets hit by one of the things going down the sidewalk. They did exactly what they should have done; they limited the city's liability by banning these motorized vehicles from sidewalks.

  344. Ha ha by aCheshireCat · · Score: 1

    I thought the idea of a fat yuppie drinking a triple macchiato, and blabbering on a cell phone while driving one of these was funny enough.

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    1. Re:Ha ha by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      actually, from my daily 7 mile segway ht commute, i see over 50% to 60% of the cars eating, drinking and talking on the cell phones. the main difference is they're over 2 tons and going over 50 mph at times.

      cheers,
      pt

  345. slow cars by n3k5 · · Score: 2, Informative

    > When cars were introduced, the same thing happened.

    No, not really. First cars were going rather slow, just because they didn't have the horsepower to go faster. And although they weren't very severe because of the low speeds and very large (compared to a Segway) vehicles involved, there were many, many accidents because there were no rules, no one had a driver's license and no one knew how to avoid the inherent dangers.

    after a while, they implemented clever ideas like traffic lights and stuff.

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    1. Re:slow cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      When cars were first introduced, they moved slowly through many areas ... because by law there had to be somebody out in front carrying a lantern on foot.

    2. Re:slow cars by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Cars usually went slower than their horsepower would allow because it was bone jarringly difficult to get a smooth ride on rutted wagon trails too.

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  346. only for female drivers? by n3k5 · · Score: 1

    > because by law there had to be somebody
    > out in front carrying a lantern on foot.

    I once read about a law requiring this only if a woman is driving the car. And, I guess, that it is still in place in one state. Ah, yes, the wonderful US legislation... :-)

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    1. Re:only for female drivers? by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      I recall that for a time the city of Hamburg had a 5mph speed limit on horse traffic and a 3mph limit for cars. A local car manufacturer offered the mayor a ride to show off a new model. While driving, a horse driven wagon passed them and made a rude gesture/word combination and passed (by prearrangement with the car mogul). The mayor wanted to chase down the wagon but the car man reminded the mayor of the differential speed limit. The speed limit was shortly thereafter equalized.

      Every country has their crazy law stories

  347. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Turbyne · · Score: 1
    So, why can't the Segways use the bike lane (or curb area) too?
    I live in Boston. What is this "bike lane" you speak of? Is that the area where cars double park? I have not seen said "bike lane" before. What is this curb area? Is that where the plowed snow sloidifies to provide a guard rail in case a car crashes? Around here there really is no option. Either you ride on the street where you risk getting killed by the notoriously aggressive Boston drivers (you with the Yankees cap, sit down), or you ride on the sidewalk with the protection of the parked and double parked cars. But then you run into the pedestrians on cellphones with their heads stuck up their asses. So there really is no "good" option here for cyclists. Personally I prefer riding a bicycle at 25 mph on the sidewalks weaving through pedestrian traffic. If you approach fast enough the pedestrians won't do that stupid turn left-right thing. I slow down when i'm near doors, of course, but with some pedestrians i use an airhorn i keep on the bike. I usually get some response of "is that necessary?!!" and i reply.. wait.. what was my point again?
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  348. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by funkdancer · · Score: 1

    Agree fully. It does however involve getting a certain amount of experience, agility, fitness and "street smarts" (pun intended) - when you are able to go with the flow and naturally anticipate when cars don't see you etc, it beats everything else for inner city transportation.

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  349. The next Mac culture by S"Q"K · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else get the impression that the Segway is turning into the next Macintosh? A techie device with a small but rabid (or enthusiastic, depending on if you're a Machead) following. If we consider walking/biking to be the IBM PC (i.e. choice of the masses) we can dived those users into the majority, who couldn't care less about the Segway, and the minority who just hate it (about as much as Windows users hate the Mac).

    Eh.. maybe it's just me.

  350. Punks on boards by Dusabre · · Score: 1

    I've been hit by guys on skateboards (and snowboards - hell I've hit people on a snowboard, yep my fault - I was learning and I was stupid). It's like being hit by somebody running fast. You can't get up to much speed on a board on a sidewalk and boards are pretty maneuverable so any hits are mostly glancing.

    Even if you're in a collision, the punk is soft and you're soft. You crump together. They fall over, you fall over. Even a snowboard at 20 mph isn't that bad as long as you don't hit somebody with an edge. Now getting hit by Robbie the Robot at 12 mph (rigid frame, wheels, HARD!) with a passenger is not something I would want to go through. And I can't see a Sedgway weaving through pedestrians with grace.

    Aren't the Sedgways supposed to get even faster with new batteries?

  351. ben hur by teflonscout · · Score: 1

    I totally can't wait to reenact "Ben Hur" with a bunch of those things, my buddies, and a 24 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

  352. Segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I happened to be last week at the Annual meeting of the Transportation Research Board in Washington DC. There was one session for the Segway. Kamen had an interesting presentation of the subject (he actually arrived to the session on Segway, all the way to the podium): As a medical device inventor et al., he was accustomed to a strict approval process of many years with testing etc. Not the case with Segway! There was no authority willing to take responsibility in advance.

    I think there must be something in Segway, because it does not leave people cold: it is suprising why it opposed so fiercly, what are the people afraid of? It is an amazing device. If there is something in it, it will win; if not, it will die. Market will decide.

    1. Re:Segway by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i have one, so do many other people (consumer and gov) in march is when you'll see shipped in large numbers to full the pre-orders. i've been to the plant and see a their capacity as well as a few hundred ready to ship for certain customers.

      it's not a scooter, check my site for more details or segway's site. i have a scooter (xooter and others) the segway ht is no scooter.

    2. Re:Segway by sulli · · Score: 1

      Here's an honest question. You said on your website that you can't bike to work. I can and do; what benefits does Segway offer over a ($250 when new, paid for in 1986!) bicycle, which helps me cut weight while commuting?

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  353. Much more maneuverable than a bike by toybuilder · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I've seen some videos of very natural, fluid, and controlled motions of Segway riders which convinced me that Segway is safe in the hands of responsible drivers. This AVI clip is an example. (I copied it from someone else's collection of Segway pictures and videos.)

    IMO, a common misconception of the Segway is that the vehicle will turn into an uncontrolled launched projectile, like a skateboard in the event of an accident. While there's no denying that the Segway weight 70 lbs., it's also true that it has onboard logic which acts to immediately slow down the device. A "dead man stop", if you will.

    The accelerate/decelerate function is also more directly coupled to the driver -- there's less of a reaction time to initiate braking. You just shift your weight, instead of having to drop your foot to the ground (skateboard), or lifting and wrapping your fingers around braking handle (bike), or stepping on a brake pedal (car).

    A running person does not have full and continuous contact with the ground to maneuver him. Of course, he makes up for it by being able to "crab leg" a bit sideways when needed.

  354. they will learn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..when their children have lung diseases
    and theres no way to go out during the day time
    due to smog, and deaths on the roads is greater than any other way....then they may just rue the
    times when they had the chance to start moving
    away from the fossil-fuel burning cars (automobiles)
    and their own chance to start defining how the human
    population would get around for the next hundred
    years

  355. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is equivalent to having no brakes!
    The accelleration (decelleration) of brakes typically exceeds the accellation of the engine by a huge factor. Compare the difference in time and distance for your car to accelate to a certain speed, and to brake from that speed to standstill.

    BTW, regenerative braking is useless. It is only a marketing topic, not something that is particularly efficient and/or extending the range of the electric vehicle.

  356. ZAP - Fzzzzt by Inflatable+Hippo · · Score: 1

    I want to see how the stabilizing circuitry of one of these babies handles a pot shot from my home made EMP rifle.

    When's open season?

  357. Perspective of a Future Owner by opti6600 · · Score: 1

    Completely 180 from this simply genius previous comment, I'd like to add my two cents where this counts.

    I've had an order placed for an i167 Segway HT since two hours after the launch of them. It should be showing up in March, but not before I attend a day-long training session up in Orlando (or any other major city of my choice). I'm a high school student and plan on using it for pretty much everything. I'm a complete tech geek, and this just compliments the iBrick(err...I mean, iPAQ) and giant Inspiron 8200 which serve as gadgets that are often quite productive.

    I don't see where San Francisco comes off in outright banning the HT. I can understand mandatory training or other legislation which still allows all purchasers from Segway LLC to operate their devices as intended. Segway, to the best of my knowledge, plans on instituting the required training for everyone, and those in the Amazon Pre-Order are required to attend 30 days before shipment.

    I personally love the whole thing. If anyone has any questions or comments you can reach me at opti6600 @ bellsouth.net . I live in Miami, and I can only hope that our government here has something better to do than to entertain a walking activists group. Did I mention perhaps that I'm a high school student? These legislators need to focus their time on things that count, not things that are as bombproof as the Segway HT.

    1. Re:Perspective of a Future Owner by opti6600 · · Score: 1

      I hate to incur more comments from people brandishing Goatse as their link, but I do have to step in and say something.

      I'm getting a Segway because of a number of reasons, with my own laziness being at the very bottom of the list. First of all is that I don't want to be reliant on everyone else for transportation. It shakes up my own agenda, something which really can't be avoided nowadays. As a school student with some issues at home, this gives me another way to get to OfficeMax and everything for school supplies and things I need without having to deal with another chaotic situation. It lets me get out of the house and escape the stress of life as a student. I sail all the time (contrary to your all too genius comment), and my Seg will simply get me there more often and easier. So no, it doesn't make me a fatass that I'm a geek, or that I have a Segway coming. If anything, I'll be better physically and mentally for it.

      And for those of you who have this penchant for trolling, allow me to quickly state that it is instead you who seem to be the chair vegetables. Goatse.cx? How old are you man? Why don't you provide some constructive discussion for this forum? I'm surprised you even dare to show up around here, because all of us know that you don't very well do so in RW. So either get a couple of IQ points or get another message board. Slashdot has had enough of this monstrosity caused by antisocial psychopaths who seem to get their rocks off harassing others in an anonymouse medium. Grow up.

  358. Never be a linux user? by valisk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    EEk. That photgraph is pretty damning evidence I agree, I may have to remove debian from my sparc cluster and .. oh wait ... Urrggghhh whats this?.
    I think I will stay right where I am.

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  359. Learn how to use ' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "The city of San Francisco has banned the Segway [CNN.com] from it is sidewalks before they've even arrived"

    Somebody please send the editors back to school.

  360. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA..... (Just kiddin) by F_Prefect · · Score: 1

    Ugh... I hate that... I live in over in Oregon, and though I'm not quite sure if its THE LAW, it's at least THE RULE. Bike on road, person on sidewalk, which I've always thought was the most idiotic thing in the world...

    Well at least the law in Portland Oregon is that bikes are allowed to ride on the sidewalk. I can understand it a little given the fact that I do, when there is traffic, ride on the sidewalk. I don't trust the drivers on the one way streets here , I've seen enough ppl driving the wrong way down the MAX Tracks, and after seeing that, I won't trust any driver during rush hour.

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  361. When will they be banning bike messengers? by taxman_10m · · Score: 1

    Seems like similar reasoning to me.

  362. Fool's Physics by MisterSquid · · Score: 1

    12 mph, made out of metal, and a head an an half taller than your average person, a Segway runnnig into a pedestrian walking at 3 miles per hour would have a relative velocity of 15 mph and that would hurt.

    Try walking into a metal object moving a ZERO mph and tell me this is not a hazard.

    I'm not saying Segways move dangerously fast, but I am saying they move quickly enough that comparing their top speed to the speed of other faster moving things doesn't mean a whole lot.

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  363. Federal: by traphicone · · Score: 1
    Don't be an ass clown. A federal system is one in which powers are distributed to smaller units within the federation. For example: the United States government delegating the power to legislate intrastate transportation policy.

    It might help if you learned what words meant before you bitch out the people using them.

  364. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    in Australia you pay a hefty amount for registration every year on cars and such which in turn pays for a lot of the infrastructure, while cyclists don't pay a thing

    "A lot" not being anywhere near "all". Cyclists pay tax, and subsidise the immense amount spent on highways and other infrastructure for motorists. Thus we have the legal and moral right to use roads.

    Not to mention paying the police and ambulance services, and medical expenses of those killed or injured by cars. Or the huge cost to the environment and people's health of the poisonous exhaust.

  365. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by twinpot · · Score: 1
    Unfortunately, bike trails have turned out to have poor safety records.


    Seem to work pretty well here in the Netherlands. But then, they design the fietspad in from the start, rather than tacking it on somewhere as an afterthought.

    Still, Segways would be useless in Amsterdam, as it'd be nicked within 30 seconds of parking it...

  366. In other news..... by hoytt · · Score: 1

    the city of Hill Valley, CA has preemptively banned all hooverboards. We know they'll be a thread by 2015 and if we don't take appropriate action in time, we'll be flooded by youth gangs on these dangerous things.

  367. Re:Ban the auto - Up with Segweii + Postal Daleks by corian · · Score: 1

    I'm all for protecting the environment, but vandalizing private property (which is exactly what you're doing when putting a sticker on someone else's car) is definitely a good way to get people pissed off at you.
    That's easily fixed. How about magnets that say "gas guzzler", and are easily removed without damager to property, but still get your message across?

  368. One can only dream..... by jsimon12 · · Score: 1

    Wish they would buy this argument, a great many people have tried to make it, but sadly it hasn't worked yet.

  369. One reason stands out. by praksys · · Score: 1

    Two sentences that explain it all (from Salon).

    "Segway didn't help themselves by hiring very expensive lobbyists," he said. "I think that backfired on them, too."

    New Hampshire-based Segway hired lobbying firms but has made no contributions to any public officials or candidates, said Matt Dailida, the company's director of state government affairs.


    Looks like they paid the wrong people.

  370. Segway banned...along w/ other personal transport by Mike+Hicks · · Score: 1

    I would imagine that other forms of personal transportation are banned on sidewalks in San Francisco. Here in Minneapolis, you aren't supposed to ride your bike or skateboard on the sidewalk, and I think rollerblading is frowned upon too. However, the Segway is legal.

    Every once in a while, a police officer gets up the guts to ticket a few bike riders on the U of MN campus, which is usually followed by a lot of outrage in the opinion portions of the campus newspaper.

    Anyway, I don't think the Segway should be banned from sidewalks, but I don't think bikes and other ways of getting around should be banned either. But, if those things aren't legal, the Segway shouldn't be either, so I'm really annoyed at the government attitude about it in Minnesota.

  371. The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New Hampshire-based Segway hired lobbying firms but has made no contributions to any public officials or candidates, said Matt Dailida, the company's director of state government affairs.

    Maybe they should have bribed more officials...

  372. It Balances - Kewl by patch-rustem · · Score: 1

    It's only got two wheels and it stands up.

    Thats cool.

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  373. Re:Ban the auto - Up with Segweii + Postal Daleks by Eustace+Tilley · · Score: 1
    ... vandalizing private property ...
    Hmm, the part where the Vandals went through Rome and put sticky "Ostentatious Display" labels on various ostentatious displays was somehow edited from my edition of Gibbon.
  374. the lane in Spain by EEgopher · · Score: 1

    yeah, and the Segway Lane could be jointly used by Rollerbladers, who are not fast or agile enough to safely maintain the bike lane (as neither would be Segway users). But at $5k, you might as well get a moped, I'm sad to admit.

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  375. They should bad Motorized Wheel Chairs as well! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spent time in SF, in all truth, I have seen for accidents with motorized wheel chairs. Some very sevier. Yet SF considers them motorized wheelchairs safe for use on sidewalks. Hummm.

  376. That's what I love... by Uninvited+Guest · · Score: 1

    about Slashdot: These great stories about towns that pass silly laws to ban things that don't even cause problems, yet.

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  377. This is a non-issue for the moment... by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    When the Segway Revolution hits (sarcasm? smell it?) then everyone will own one. This position will change because the politicians' constituents will all own one. Frankly, when I saw the Segway I thought "This is it?" I mean, yes it's an engineering feat. It's revolutionary in design and function but it's hardly the "transportation revolution" that it was touted to be. Here we are a couple of years later and I've yet to see one in the wild. The thought that this contraption was going to make us all ditch our cars, our bikes, our Nike's and ride off down a yellow-bricked road singing Judy Garland songs was far more a way for the inventor to extract VC than it was a prediction of the future. Like HDTV, until your local redneck can afford to ride one down to the local Kroger to buy his beer, this will never fly. But even more importantly, not enough people will want one. >

  378. Re:Well consider the momentum aspects of this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your end result of 21.583 mph would be absolutely correct, if people were billiard balls.

    Ever tried to play pool with spunges?

    Not that segways on sidewalks are a good idea: they look about as dangerous as bicicles to me.

    And as always, who is driving it has more influence than what it is (and I'm not talking about skill here).

  379. Apples and road apples by gosand · · Score: 1
    Think of it this way: in ten years time, what will have more fatalities per machine on the road, the Segway or the car?

    Or think of it this way: in ten years time, what will have more fatalities in the water, boats or roller blades?

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  380. I can't help thinking by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

    That the reason for this ban is more socieconomic than safety-concsious. After all, we are talking about SF here.

  381. Hmm by retro128 · · Score: 1

    Apparently, the Segway is too gay even for San Francisco.

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  382. High Powered Lobbyists and No Cash = Bad Result by salesgeek · · Score: 1

    This is unsurprising. It's extremely difficult to lobby municipal and county government. Here's why:

    * Have to have money to contribute to local party.

    * You have to play both sides, Republican and Democrat.

    * Grass roots support is good.

    Politicians exist to get reelected (not all, but most). If you don't have the cash or the grass roots support, you are going to get the result the Segway people got: shut out of the market. The politicians know that eventually Segway will have to grease the wheels. It's easier and cheaper to hit the Federal Government because you only have to deal with one set of politicians.

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  383. 2 data points by StormForge · · Score: 1

    I think I'd agree with S.F. These things aren't really very suitable for sidewalks. I've ridden one a few times and can contribute two observations:

    1. They don't stop very quickly from full speed
    2. They can't make tight turns above a certain speed

    Compared to a bicycle travelling at the same speed, these things are both harder to stop and less maneuverable. If it's reasonable to ban bikes, I can't see allowing a segway...

  384. It's a vehicle, like a bicycle. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Segway is by definition a vehicle, and just like a bicycle, should be treated as such as be barred from sidewalks.

    Not that that seems to stop people from using bicycles on sidewalks, and nor have I yet to see it actually enforced, but technically it is not legal to drive them on a sidewalk (at least anywhere where I've lived).

    Since a segway is motorized, the ban is even more understandable.

  385. I rode one 3 weeks ago and... by eaddict · · Score: 1

    I think they should be banned! I was on a Disney Cruise. They had opportunites for passengers to ride one for a mere 15 minutes - after about 1 minute of instruction. It took place on the sports deck, an enclosed area, so you figure you could not get into too much trouble. Right. After a few minutes of getting the hang of it I started pushing it. I got it going as fast as I could in the short space then cranked a turn. I was flipped off and the Segway kept going! It finally 'fell' and stopped over 20' away from me! The next guy after me wiped out 3 times doing some turns and such. I would NOT want to get hit bu one of those things. They should NOT be allowed on the sideway.

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  386. Re:Reasonable Accomodations for cars ????? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When cars were introduced, the same thing happened. Eventually, when people understand the issues, reasonable accomodations can be made.

    There are no "reasonable accomodations" for cars. They have no speed inhibitors. They can be stolen and driven by anyone too easily. They don't detect if the driver is too young, too drunk, high on drugs etc.

    And what is the cost ? The cost is 41,000 American lives each year (US stats). It costs the EU 40,000 lives (EU stats).

    That's the equivalent of a Sept 11th every month in the US and every month in Europe ! When is the war against cars going to begin ??

  387. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would be pretty pissed off if I bought one of these, and a few months later they banned them. Better to ban them from the start before they become a problem.

  388. So many things wrong with one sentence.. by eightball · · Score: 1
    The bill was passed by a vote of 8 in favor and 2 against, so we can perhaps derive that 80% of the city was in favor of the ban.
    1 - Unless the candidates in the voting were virtually indistinguishable from each other but for this one issue, it is not possible to glean a mandate for this particular issue.


    2 - You cannot acribe the proportion of a voting bloc of the council directly to the percentage of people voting for them..


    3 - Only voting citizens were counted in electing this council. Whereas you might say they are the only ones who matter since there were other people who could have voted, neither can you say that a blanket 80% of the city support it.

  389. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Taldo · · Score: 1
    Yep. Can't resist the arrogant smartass comment about the Pledge of Allegiance, can you? Have a cookie.

    This, (I would assume...) from the smartass that made the original comment? Hi pot...

    Yes... I'll make 'smartass comments' whenever religious fanatics rewrite history and think they're above secular law. While I'm at it... I think I'll 'hide behind my rights.' (Another idiotic catch phrase the fundamentalists are rather fond of, particularly in regards to people excercising free speech.)

  390. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The difference between Critical Mass and, say, sane people, is that Critical Mass doesn't want to share. They want ONLY bikes on the street.

    As far as "follow the rules of the road"...from their "new rider?" site:
    "Don't worry about traffic lights and signs (except at the front); we are a super vehicle that sticks together, like a parade."
    Sorry, but no.

  391. Re:Well consider the momentum aspects of this.... by galego · · Score: 1
    Eventually, when people understand the issues, reasonable accomodations can be made.

    Issues...such as will my tax money go to pay for new Segway paths even though I don't use one.
    Similar to the my-property-taxes-go-to-public-schools-even-though -I-don't-have-kids issue...

    Does my community (and do I) benefit because of educated kids? Will I benefit from reduced car congestion with more segways on their paths? Will I have to carry insurance for a segway or in case I hit someone on one?

    Heh...it'll come down to a pissing match in the end...with some issue talk on the side.

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  392. Oh, THAT's why! (Re:Just like autos in Britain) by goodmike · · Score: 1

    Oh, THAT's why Britain lost its pre-eminence. I always thought it had something to do with overextending itself to run a world-wide empire and fighting two ruinous world wars. Actually, the problem was that in the automobile's infancy, they didn't embrace it. That's why they had all that rationing in the 1950's. It wasn't because they alone fought Hitler to a standstill before the US got off its butt to help them. San Francisco had better let all those Segway drivers roll down those sidewalks or else the multibillion dollar Segway industry (not to mention genetic technology, robotics, and nanotech) will be developed somewhere less bleeding-heart.

    Man, you are flexible. I haven't seen anyone stretch that much since the old Elastic Man cartoons

  393. Reasonable, Segway too wide by doggo · · Score: 1

    At the risk of being flamed to death: While I kinda like the idea of the Segway, think about it, how many sidewalks in your city are wide enough to accomodate two segways passing each other in opposite directions? Now factor in room for the pedestrian traffic. Try walking down the sidewalk on Clark Street between Halsted and Diversey in Chicago sometime and imagine having Segways too. There's barely room enough for peds, and as it is you're dodging parking meters. And this is a hugely busy area with tons of shopping and lots of pedestrian traffic.

    Basically for these things to work as a routine form of transportation, we'd need to create a Segway lane, either on the sidewalk, or in the street. And since the bicycle lane has barely been implemented, I doubt you're gonna get city governments to pony up the money to rebuild sidewalks, or add lanes in the streets.

    Kamen must've had visions of those futuristic cities with wide boulevards and flying cars when he came up with the Segway. It's just not practical. Though we should use this technology for the people who need wheelchairs and the like.

  394. Re:it's a bad idea - Nah! by zerohour13 · · Score: 1

    Why wait for WangCo to put out that cheap knock off??? Banned? Since when has banning anything in this country stopped the forward progression of what's dangerous or cool? Exactly my fellow Slashdotians! Take a stand! Do what's best for your personal transportational needs! And with that in mind we bring you the Segway GT! A few tweaks here and a few mods there and you too can have your own GT version of this contraversial ride! 12.5 mph?!? HA! This bad boy hits a mind blowing 42 mph and is guaranteed to make your fellow pedestrians get back up off the concrete and take notice! Segway GT

  395. Re:Ban the auto - Up with Segweii + Postal Daleks by HedRat · · Score: 1

    ( I've been considering a bumper sticker campaign where we would covertly place "Gas Guzzler" bumper stickers on SUVs wherever they are parked. Hell, forget bumber stickers - paste that shit on their windshield!! )

    If it were *my* SUV, you'd show up in court *still* in a neck brace and pissing blood.

  396. San Francisco - Not Surprising! by HedRat · · Score: 1

    My wife was on a business trip there and got mugged by three guys in broad daylight! Two of them held her down while the other did her nails.

  397. Re:Well consider the momentum aspects of this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah that high school physics is definitely hard to grasp since you obviously weren't able to do it. Kinetic energy is only conserved in elastic collisions. Is this an elastic collision? Nope. Granted his analysis is flawed but not the way you seem to think.

  398. Segways and music sharing by jackjumper · · Score: 1

    A question:

    How is the argument "ban Segways because people can ride them irresponsibly" different from "ban P2P networks because people can use them infringe on copyrights?"

  399. Poll of Segway riders by jackjumper · · Score: 1

    Quick poll - of those who *have* ridden a Segway, who thinks that they are inherently dangerous and should be banned?

  400. Re:Ban the auto - Up with Segweii + Postal Daleks by cyberrodent · · Score: 1

    Wow.
    I really think I struck a nerve here - I've received 2 threats of violence from this post. Do you guys feel threatened by this idea that much? -- is violence the answer to all your problems? -- or is it that you have enough disposable income to hire a lawyer to sue over a sticker - what damages would you claim? total cost of removal maybe $4.95 for acetone and 10 minutes with a rag !

    And you thought your oversized unit, er, vehicle would make you feel more secure - or is it that you don't want to be labelled a "gas guzzler"? well, newsflash - the vehicle itself sends that message!

    on second thought -- now I think the way to go is to create a PR campaign where being a "gas guzzler" is spun as something to be proud of -- after all it prooves that you have lots of money to waste and that you hold yourself clearly above those around you -- so, once "gas guzzler" is established as a status symbol I'll simply sell you the bumber sticker (printed on recycled paper natch) and you can put it on yourself. - at $5 a pop I'll soon have enough for a new Segway!!!

    xo -- cyberRodent

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  401. Re:Ban the auto - Up with Segweii + Postal Daleks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    s violence the answer to all your problems?


    Is cowardly passive-aggressive vandalism yours? What did you expect anyway? If the vehicle already gives the message then your sticker is just you being an asshole.


    I am no fan of SUVs, but marking someone else's property is juvenile and stupid. All you'll do is piss more people off, and that's just what is needed, isn't it?

  402. Motorized Vehicles by HedRat · · Score: 1

    If you *really* want to get a sense of what it's like to get banged around by motorized vehicles as a pedestrian, go to the free concert night at the Lawrence Welk theater in Branson!

  403. 3.5 mile commute ? by DJ+FirBee · · Score: 1

    3.5 mile commute and you need a electric scooter with a gps and other nerd toys. I don't get you. You could do that on a bike and have even more time for _not_ exercising. Hell, you could have more time for eating. 3.5 miles is _jogging_ distance. Or walking distance for that matter.

    What were you doing with a car anyways ?

    Sounds like a toy and a geek and I don't want to offend you, but, look at what you are saying ? its 3.5 to 4 miles each way. That's nothing.

    I do think that you are commendable for having sense to live so close to your work and not creating commute problems to begin with.

    1. Re:3.5 mile commute ? by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      it's 3-4 miles each way, and i carry 2 laptops, equipment and other gear-- all over very very steep hills. you should read my site www.bookofseg.com on why a big or jogging doesn't fit my travel needs, if it did, i would use them. most people take cars for even less distances, i found something else that does a good job (for now).

  404. Oh shut up troll! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  405. Re:Well consider the momentum aspects of this.... by drauh · · Score: 1

    do we consider spherical men if we want to take air resistance and friction into account?

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  406. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA..... (Just kiddin) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Bike Vs. Person: Bike wins, pedestrian surprised and ticked, but probably okay.

    You must bike pretty slow. If I hit a pedestrian, they'd be hurt pretty bad. They also aren't wearing a helmet (like me), so if they hit the pavment wrong they will die.

    That said, I wish it was legal to throw rocks at cars that intentionally risk bumping you.

  407. San *Francisco* banned them? by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1
    To misquote the Daily Show, I can't imagine a city more likely to let you ride around on a gay little scooter. And they banned them? Sheesh!

    But to be pedantic, they Segways were pre-banned in San Francisco. What they've done is fail to unban them.

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  408. Re:Ban the auto - Up with Segweii + Postal Daleks by llefler · · Score: 1

    Magnets will still scratch the paint when removed if there are any dust particles under it. How about you just leave other people's property alone and stop trying to force your morals on them. They might be more inclined to listen to your message if you don't piss them off at the start.

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  409. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah, I'm too lumpy to roll that fast.

  410. Segway by sulli · · Score: 1
    Indeed. I actually think the Segway is pretty kooky (except for the particular industrial applications you describe). A $5K scooter that does .. um .. pretty much what a $500 scooter does.

    Anyway, as I've said before, it's not available yet. We'll see if they even ship it in volume. Kamen has thus far shown much better aptitude at PR and lobbying than at actually manufacturing the damn thing.

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  411. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by bfields · · Score: 1
    I will ride on the footpath in the city, especially on a Friday or Saturday night, when there are a lot of stupid drivers around. I have been hit by eight cars in my life, starting to get a bit sick of it.

    Ouch, yes, I can believe it. But has riding on the footpath prevented you from having accidents with cars? It certainly doesn't sound like it.

    The conventional wisdom among cyclists is that riding on sidewlkas increases your chance of having a collision with cars, because you put yourself in places where they just don't expect to see you: even the most contentious drivers usually don't scan sidewalks or crosswalks for bicycle-speed traffic before crossing them. And in fact there are studies which confirm that sidewalk cyclists in general have significantly more bike-car crashes than cyclists who ride in the road.

    Even if you're skeptical, I'd highly recommend checking out bicycling street smarts or a local bike safety course if there's one available. I know many people (myself included) who've ridden as vehicles for years without incident, so you can certainly afford to try it for a month or two. And after you do, I suspect you won't want to go back. Nevermind the safety advantages, it's just much faster and more convenient.

    --Bruce F.

  412. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by The_dev0 · · Score: 1
    Cyclists pay tax, and subsidise the immense amount spent on highways and other infrastructure for motorists. Thus we have the legal and moral right to use roads

    Mate, everybody pays tax (or should). By your logic it is my moral obligation to ride my skateboard in traffic and ride my girfriend's horse down the freeway. After all, I pay tax and those modes of transportation don't contribute to the already hefty cost on the environment. But I own a car, so I also pay EXTRA in my registration to have the right to drive it on the infrastructure built specifically to handle that particular mode of transport. Look, I certainly agree that cars and such are nowhere near the ideal for their heave cost to the environment and health, in fact I ride my bike to work most days (i'm lucky, where I live in Brisbane is riddled with bike tracks) but the bottom line is bikes are dangerous on the roads, bikes don't pay any of the fees set on motorists to use the roads, and pay less than everybody else to use them. If only there was some middle ground for cyclists that wasn't putting themselves at risk on the road and messing up traffic flow, without resorting to riding on the footpath or thte parking lanes. I guess i'm a little biased because, like I said above, where I live you can get anywhere on a bike with only a minimal journey on the streets.

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  413. Marketroid Pimp Trolling for Segway by meehawl · · Score: 1

    WHOIS on the obviously bogus-named bookofseg.com:

    Organization: phillip torrone 424 second ave west seattle, wa 98119 US Phone: 206-372-2651 Email: phillip@flashenabled.com

    I note from a Google search that this is a Tony neighbourhood of Seattle, with one of "Puget Sound area's largest advertising agencies" located at 424 second ave west. So this seems like a hotspot for marketing companies.

    And then he goes and leaves his regular advertising site URL unmasked in the header: www.flashenabled.com. Where he outs himself as a bigwig with Fallon Worldwide. And spends a lot of time pimping PocketPC gadgets.

    Some of our other clients include; BMW of North America, Citibank, EDS, Gulfstream Aerospace Corp., Holiday Inn, International Truck and Engine Corp., Lee Jeans, Microsoft, Nikon, Nordstrom, Nuveen Investments, PBS, Ralston Purina, Timberland, Timex, and United Airlines.

    Come on, it's even written in obviously dumb marketing buzzwords futzed around a bit to look "cool" and "hip" and "with it". The same 206-372-2651 phone number is re-used for the POCKETPCMAGIC.COM website, registered to phillip torrone 627 broadway suite 504 new york, NY 10012. There are other interesting websites operating from this nice Manhattan location.

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    1. Re:Marketroid Pimp Trolling for Segway by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      great googling-- but all this info is on the about page of my both my sites. i work for a company called fallon, i do mobile device stuff out here in seattle. i'm in the same building as our parent company (424 2nd ave west). i'm not a big wig, i'm just little guy-- we do have cool clients though. _none_ of which are segway, llc. the 206 phone number is my cell, you can call it right now if you'd like. the pocketpcmagic.com ebooks site (i write books) was registered to my old nyc addy when i worked for a company called braincraft. again, you could have asked me or looked at the about pages on my site.

      again, to be crystal clear-- i do not work for segway in any way, nor does the company i work for in any way, i do not get paid to do any segway related stuff-- the bookofseg.com is just my personal journal of having one. i'm sending this email to you directly as well. feel free to call me if you'd like.

    2. Re:Marketroid Pimp Trolling for Segway by meehawl · · Score: 1

      I've been reverse googled, it seems, and so I must take what Mr Torrone says at face value. He is not, nor has he ever been, a member of the Segway Party.

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    3. Re:Marketroid Pimp Trolling for Segway by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      please remove it from your site(s), thanks.

    4. Re:Marketroid Pimp Trolling for Segway by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      after mike rogers admitted he was wrong, and after 3 emails, he has still not corrected the site. mike, i really hope you consider correcting the errors (the entire post) and / or remove it.

    5. Re:Marketroid Pimp Trolling for Segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it so important that you don't work for segway.

    6. Re:Marketroid Pimp Trolling for Segway by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      it's important because the fellow mike rogers posted my personal info all over this site as well as his own site without asking or even checking facts.

      people should view my site and read the about section for -real- facts and see if something like the segway ht is right for them, for most people it most likely won't be.

      segway is a cool company, i'd love to work with them one day if it ever made sense, but i feel the same way about apple too.

    7. Re:Marketroid Pimp Trolling for Segway by meehawl · · Score: 1

      You have stated your position ad nauseum. If you actually read what I wrote:

      I posted no personal information but pulled some facts from publicly accessible and regulated databases. And I found this information from the links you posted in your email header, deliberately. It was also you who decided to circulate your real phone number on web. Again, deliberately.

      I never said you worked for Segway. I never even said any of the companies you are affiliated with have any sort of relationship with any of Kamen's companies. I am satisfied that you believe you are making a true statement here.

      You work for a marketing company. You are thus, by definition, a marketroid.

      You were also pimping Segway. And your posting was inflammatory and read like a buzzword dronathon... hence a troll.

      Hence, Marketroid Pimp Trolling for Segway.

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    8. Re:Marketroid Pimp Trolling for Segway by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      mike

      again, i'm asking you to remove the errors you admitted all along, as well as any information about me. just because something can be posted, don't mean it should be-- and when someone asks you to remove it, the responsible thing to do, is to do so. i'll now need to explore what my options dealing with this.

  414. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA..... (Just kiddin) by Mr.+Gus · · Score: 1

    Well at least the law in Portland Oregon is that bikes are allowed to ride on the sidewalk

    Then how come more bikers don't take advtange of that? The bias of the DMV manual? :) Whenever I'm driving in downtown Portland, I swear to god that half the time not hitting the bikers is like not opening your door (or hitting) the freaky motercycles in L.A. that can legally go in between cars in traffic (who the hell voted for that one?). Half the bikes don't even seem to look at you-- they seem to be owned by suicidal PSU students who've played one too many games of paperboy. Incidentally, when I'm walking down there, it's not much of an issue...

    Just to clarify myself, I don't think that there are NEVER times that a bike should be on the road, but it is still a matter of common sense. If there's a sidewalk there, the road is very likely busy enough that everyone without a safety cage is safer off of it, whether that be on the sidewalk or the bike lane. And no, I really don't know where motorcycles fit in to what I just said, but at least in movies, if you hit a motorcycle, even if the person dies, they fly off with the motorcycle and seem to have the same fate. :) The bike riders just fly off their bikes and land head-first into a tree. Their neck may be broken, but their helmet has saved their brain so that they can be rebuilt into bionic tennis players or something...

  415. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA..... (Just kiddin) by Mr.+Gus · · Score: 1

    You must bike pretty slow. If I hit a pedestrian, they'd be hurt pretty bad. They also aren't wearing a helmet (like me), so if they hit the pavment wrong they will die.

    My bike got ruined before I moved out of Oregon in '98 (and now I'm back, god help you all). So I don't, anymore. :) But anyhow, where would you ever have an oppertunity to bicycle that fast where you would hit a pedestrian and kill them? Like I said in another reply, I'm not demanding 100% sidewalk usage :), but if you're in a situation where you're better off off of the road (you're in the city, there's no bike lane), why in god's name would you wanna hunch over and pretend you're in the Tour De France...?

    Most of the bicyclsts that I think would be safer off the road aren't doing it for fun, in the general scheme of things. They're doing it to piss me off. Err, no, but they're usually being doing things like trying to get to work. People dilly-dallying about and riding as fast as they can in front of those public speedometer things and such probably aren't doing it in the city (or at least the "city" parts of the city). And if they are, that's probably the source of my problem. :) West side bikers and east side bikers crossing over... Ugh...

  416. No, you're wrong. by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    he definition is here

    The closest definition to your is Of or relating to the central government of a federation as distinct from the governments of its member units.

    But then that would only be the case if this decision were related to the san-Francisco central government, rather then any of SF's subunits. Since SF has no sub units, it does not apply.

    In fact, federal is most often used to contrast the nature of the government described to 'local' governments. I.E federal vs. state. A city government is not a federal government at all. In fact, it's almost the exact opposite.

    Besides, its clear from the context that the author meant 'democratic' or something, not 'federal', which is even more ironic since the original Federalists (in US history) were far less democratically inclined then their opponents, the Democratic Republicans.

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  417. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    By your logic it is my moral obligation to ride my skateboard in traffic and ride my girfriend's horse down the freeway.

    It looked like you were saying that cyclists didn't have the right to use roads becasue these were paid for by motorists. That's the part I disagreed with. Who uses roads and how is a much wider question. And of course you can ride a horse on most roads, though probably not freeways.

    After many times being threatened by drivers and told to "Get off the road you poofter", I'm a little sensitive on being told I don't have the right to use roads, especially as I'd face an even more violent reaction if I took the only alternative in many places, the footpath.

  418. Re:Well consider the momentum aspects of this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why governors? Segways shouldn't go any faster than pedestrians. If they don't go faster than pedestrians then why not just walk? This country is fat enough as it is.

  419. How is that relevant to San Francisco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Homelessness, malnutrition, and death
    are the result of class war on the poor
    in San Francisco. Mocking words
    are not class warfare.

  420. Re:Ban the auto - Up with Segweii + Postal Daleks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The nature of vandalism is to leave victims feeling both helpless and angry; vandals who get caught have to expect to face the brunt of that. If you think they're touchy about their cars, try tagging their homes....

  421. Re:Ban the auto - Up with Segweii + Postal Daleks by cyberrodent · · Score: 1
    This is way off topic but what the hey...(steps up onto soapbox)

    The nature of vandalism is to leave victims feeling both helpless and angry

    If this is true then my hypothetical stickering would barely count as vandalism - afterall my intent would to trigger an epiphany or enlightening that we each contribute to the way the world is .. if you act in a way that cultivates a marketplace that comes up with concepts like planned obsolecence and vehicles that are less and less fuel efficent and less and less safe then we end up in a world like the one that is emerging. If this epiphany makes someone angry then they only have themself to be angry at because we are not helpless.

    BTW - this is the longest thread I've participated in here - I really enjoyed it all - thanks /. and everyone else

    (steps off soapbox)

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  422. Re:Ban the auto - Up with Segweii + Postal Daleks by SpaceJunkie · · Score: 1

    Bleeding SUV driving, redneck, hillbilly. Did you find slashdot while looking for cheats for Deer hunter?

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  423. Re:Ban the auto - Up with Segweii + Postal Daleks by HedRat · · Score: 1

    Bleeding SUV driving, redneck, hillbilly. Did you find slashdot while looking for cheats for Deer hunter?

    Oddly enough, no. I linked to it from the "U.K. Web Site for Bad Denistry" where you were honored as the 2003 Poster Boy, congrats. You may want to lay off the cough syrup before posting.

  424. Re:Ban the auto - Up with Segweii + Postal Daleks by SpaceJunkie · · Score: 1

    My god - an american who knows a comeback which doesnt involve "Yo mama is.."... and hasn't come from a christmas cracker....
    Hehe...

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  425. Re:Ban the auto - Up with Segweii + Postal Daleks by HedRat · · Score: 1

    My god - an american who knows a comeback which doesnt involve "Yo mama is.."... and hasn't come from a christmas cracker....

    You're not exactly dealing with a chimp here, Chester.

  426. Oh those silly Californians.... by rc.loco · · Score: 1

    Here in Seattle, I've not seen many folks riding them BUT...the City is using them for their public utility folks to cruise around the city to read meters, check mains/lines, etc. I think it's a very eco-friendly and efficient method for that work. Has anyone else seen other local governments/agencies using the Segway for similar purposes?

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  427. Re:Ban the auto - Up with Segweii + Postal Daleks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used "helpless" to refer to having been unable to defend their property or punish the abuser, not influence any larger social issue.

    Like spam, intent doesn't change anything. I agree with the underlying message and I still wouldn't shed a tear if you were brutally assaulted while carrying out your scheme. No argument can ever justify defacing someone else's possessions without their consent to express it. And it can only backfire--there is no chance the victim is going to think calmly that you had a point and let your message stand.

  428. Segued Into Absurdity by meehawl · · Score: 1

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  429. Hmm by jpmorgan · · Score: 1

    Who cares?

  430. Board of Supervisors: Embarrassment to the World by thejackhmr · · Score: 1

    of course every bay area resident knows all san francisco sidewalks are just cram packed with millions of delicate pedestrians at every minute of the day. I'm a 23 year old who drives a GMC suburban. Do i pose a greater risk petering down the sidewalk at 10 mph smiling and winking at the po walkin folks as I cruise by in chicness on my segway or brusing down the crowded aveneues cutting and weaving as I search for my dropped phish CD under the floor mat? I hope Tony Ammmiano gets slammed by a Buick next week. The ultimate irony.

  431. Re:I hope they banned bikes on their sidewalks too by danila · · Score: 1

    Why? Segways are not the same devices as bikes. They are more compact, can be stopped easier, are more maneuverable. Segways are not cars also. So why should they follow the same rules?

    Absolutely no logic in your post and still it's Score 4.

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  432. Segway fan club.... by Strigiform · · Score: 1
    Segway Chat

    To get a glimpse of how Segway worshippers think, just follow the above link to the Segway chat forum.

    Frankly, it seems some of them have forgotten that not all of us have the spare change rattling around our bank accounts to actually afford one of these gadgets - by the time someone has that amount saved for a mode of transport, it's usually earmarked for a car, which offers a form of transport that can actually carry much more.

    Lighter vehicles, such as bikes and scooters tend to be somewhat cheaper...

  433. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 0

    Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't,
    don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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