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  1. Re:Uhh, yes it does... on The Slippery Legal Slope of Cartoon Porn · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Pornography is like wine, it gets better with age.

  2. Re:Disassembled? on Walmart Photo Keychain Comes Preloaded With Malware · · Score: -1, Troll

    Perhaps he is the messiah Obama?

  3. Re:So what? on Amazon 1-Click Lawyers Make USPTO Work Xmas Eve · · Score: 4, Funny

    And even then his work would be questionable at best.

  4. Re:Do you really need to ask? on Interesting Uses For a USB LED Screen? · · Score: 1

    What in holy fucks name is going on there.

  5. Re:BSOD on British Royal Navy Submarines Now Run Windows · · Score: 2, Informative

    __declspec dllexport pascal WINAPI DWORD NSAAccessFunctionEx(
            __in HWnd window,
            __in HWnd theOtherWindow,
            __in HWnd someHandleToSomethingThatsNotAWindow,
            __in DWORD PRRRRRT,
            __in const HANDLE SHMWFTPFQ,
            __in NSAStructEx* nsastruct,
            __in BOOLEAN reallytruly
            __in RESV reserved1
            __in RESV reserved2
            __in RESV reserved3
            __in RESV reserved4
            __in DNULL mustnotbenull
            __in HNULL mustbenull
            __in DDOC notducumented
    );

    There fixed that for you.

  6. Re:And file sharers may be violating copyright law on RIAA May Be Violating a Court Order In California · · Score: 1

    I dunno, sounds like that would fall under tax evasion or some other related charge.

  7. Re:Its important to remember on FCC Cancels Free Internet Vote · · Score: 4, Funny

    Except for his great aunt Mavis who I happen to know is in fact a platypus.

  8. Re:Scary stuff on Future of Space Elevator Looks Shaky · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't think they ever sent and cosmnauts into deep space, I know a fre unmanned spacecraft missed the moon but nothing manned. Of course if you happen to know otherwise I would love to hear from you.

  9. Re:As an Indiana resident... on Indiana Bans Driver's License Smiles, For Security · · Score: 1

    Unless of course you DO have a facial condition that makes you always smile in ehich case they will refuse to take a picture becuase the rules say you can't be smiling. Stupid is a two way street with both ways going the wrong direction.

  10. Re:Linux laptops on Broadcom Crams 802.11n, Bluetooth, and FM Onto a Single Chip · · Score: 1

    Becuase they would be shutting out 90% of the market and therefore be even bigger morons then Broadcom?

  11. Re:I'm sick fo CATCHA on Audio CAPTCHAs Cracked; ReCAPTCHA Remains Strong · · Score: 2, Informative

    <input type="text" value="Spam Catcher" style="visibility: hidden; speak: none;" />

    CSS can do everything man.

  12. Re:Overdue, eh? on This Is the Way the World Ends · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your moms a wild conjecture. IN BED!

  13. Re:Special license... on Copper Thieves Jeopardize US Infrastructure · · Score: 1

    He's a private buisness he has no obligation to do buisness with you in anyway. He could turn you away because he doesnt like your hairstlye, becuase the sun is shining or perhaps because he thinks you're a thief and you would have no recourse.

  14. Re:Hmmm... on Twenty Years of Dijkstra's Cruelty · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think they should teach low level first, teach students assembly first and work up from their. They don't need to create anything fancy in assembly just make sure that they understand how a computer works and does things rather then the abstracted model that higher level languages give you.

  15. Re:Do they run vista? on Ethical Killing Machines · · Score: 3, Funny

    and thats why you should never release beta products to the public.

  16. Re:But what about the "how" part . . . ? on Solar Wind Rips Up Martian Atmosphere · · Score: 4, Funny

    I dunno, the 3rd and 4th arm are great and come in handy all the time, but on the downside my 2nd head is WAYYY to talkative.

  17. Re:Permissions on Microsoft Blames Add-Ons For Browser Woes · · Score: 1

    I took it one step further, when I installed Ubuntu on her computer I told her that if she ever gets asked for the root password she should call me first. I don't think I've ever been called.

  18. Re:Permissions on Microsoft Blames Add-Ons For Browser Woes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well very few if any apps say they require root access unless they of course genuinely NEED root access, not even to install them. Whereas trying to use windows outside of very carefully controlled office and school enviroments without Administrator access is impossible.

  19. Re:Permissions on Microsoft Blames Add-Ons For Browser Woes · · Score: 1

    Yes, but then Web 2.0 hit the fan and it all went to hell.

  20. Re:From TFA: on Search For the Tomb of Copernicus Reaches an End · · Score: 1

    Especially if they found said body in a graveyard. They may not want to go looking for more though.

  21. Re:DNS on Kaminsky Bug Options Include "Do Nothing," Says IETF · · Score: 1

    Why is this troll? This is some funny shit and does seem to be largely accurate.

  22. Re:Does not compute. M$ is not for HPC. on Windows Breaks Into Supercomputer Top 10 · · Score: 1

    Of course what you factor in the disruption to my typing flow to go press Shift+4, are you really saving that much time?

  23. Re:False dichotomy there, bub on Physicist Admits Sending Space-Related Military Secrets To China · · Score: 1

    Yes, a missile launcher. The F-22 is an impressive piece of equipment, but it does not bestow godly powers on those who posses it, it simply gives them a sharper sword then their opponent but that's not going to mean anything when your opponent is better trained and has a better understanding of the battlefield then you do.

  24. Re:Pollution Anyone? on Rubber Duckies For Global Warming Research · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now lets all calm down, nobody here needs to gain any knowledge.

  25. Re:Tough demand curve. on Independent Dev Reports Over 80% Piracy Rate On DRM-Free Game · · Score: 1

    Are you kidding me? Trying to download anything large over anykind of college or campus network is balls-achingly painful. The only college students who are going to be downloading anything are those with their own apartments and therefore own internet connection.