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  1. Re:Too late? on HP Gives Printers Email Addresses · · Score: 1

    You clearly do not work for the government.

  2. Re:Get the facts straight, please! on Part-Human, Part-Machine Transistor Devised · · Score: 1

    they rapped a protein layer

    I'm power'n' my ho
    With a transisto'
    It's in her ass
    She move it so fas'

  3. Ultimate weapon? on Iron Baby · · Score: 1

    Babies don't need to build a suit to unleash the ultimate weapon.

  4. Re:Humor them... on Decency Group Says "$#*!" Is Indecent · · Score: 1

    But "crap" is vaguely obscene. Should be "Excrement my Dad says"

  5. Re:Hypocrisy on Rockstar Ships Max Payne 2 Cracked By Pirates · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    So Rockstar needed crackers help to release an old game

    They used poor uneducated whites to remove the DRM? Is their rate also .25/hour?

  6. The details on Man Runs Into Burning Building To Save Cake · · Score: 1

    He was seen moving into the burning house on a levitating platform, carrying a futuristic-looking ray gun.

  7. Fake on Website Sells Pubic Lice · · Score: 1

    Just like those kitten-in-a-bottle sites. Did anyone really think this was for real?

  8. Re:Iran circumvents IAEA.. Walmart stock up 5% on Salad Spinner Made Into Life-Saving Centrifuge · · Score: 1

    Just don't let them get the Salad Shooter!

  9. Re:The name of the founder... on WePad Tablet Will Use Linux To Rival the iPad · · Score: 1

    It's better than Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

  10. I like the slogans on Endangered Species Condoms · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the suggestions for National Condom Week.

  11. Oops on Lawmakers Ask For FTC Investigation of Google Buzz · · Score: 1

    Time to scrub my hard drive.

  12. Expensive, power hungry? on Nvidia's GF100 Turns Into GeForce GTX 480 and 470 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like the GF100 turned into the MRS100.

  13. Re:Now's the time on Sprockets when we dahnce on How the TSA Plans On Inspecting Your Monkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    From TFA: Security Officers have been trained to not touch the service monkey during the screening process. Sorry.

  14. Shakespeare said it on Code Bubbles — Rethinking the IDE's User Interface · · Score: 5, Funny

    Beware the IDEs of March

  15. Re:Nobody is complaining of roof pillars in cars.. on Game Testing ATI's Six-Screen Eyefinity System · · Score: 1

    Yes, but they did not have to navigate menus or HUDs with a line missing in the middle.

  16. Re:Don't worry on Microsoft Confirms Update-Linked BSODs Required Compromised Machines · · Score: 3, Funny

    If people would keep their machines updated with the latest rootkit and virus patches then this wouldn't happen.

  17. Re:Easy headline to misread on Breaking the Squid Barrier · · Score: 1

    I was thinking of an advance in measuring tiny magnetic fields

  18. Re:The term itself...? on Will Your Super Bowl Party Anger the Copyright Gods? · · Score: 5, Informative

    And then the NFL wanted to trademark the Big Game. Schools with their own Big Games got upset. The insanity continues.

  19. Re:Pooh vs Poo on Researchers Pooh-Pooh Algae-Based Biofuel · · Score: 1

    But they did! "...situating algae production ponds behind wastewater treatment facilities"

  20. Beware the future upgrade on NVIDIA Previews GF100 Features and Architecture · · Score: 1

    from GF100 to MRS100.

  21. Re:We don't use JavaScript here we use JQuery on Learning JQuery 1.3 · · Score: 1

    Huh? That's like saying you don't drive you use a GPS.

  22. So the Catholic Church said to Galileo on 400 Years Ago, Galileo Discovered Four Jovian Moons · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's no moon!

  23. Re:So, would a pair of coupled black hole pairs... on Astronomers Discover 33 Pairs of Waltzing Black Holes · · Score: 1

    33 pairs is enough for 8 squares, with one pair sitting out. They could do a Galaxy Circulate.

  24. Re:Why a decade later on The Definitive Evisceration of The Phantom Menace *NSFW* · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here is a better review.

  25. Re:Trojans still work on Of Encrypted Hard Drives and "Evil Maids" · · Score: 2, Funny

    So the Evil Maid comes into your room and uses a Trojan?