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  1. Re:Interesting Ideas on Google Announces Project 10^100 Winners · · Score: 1

    Looks like they got their concept from the human pneumatic tubes on Futurama.

  2. Moview? on IBM Demos Single-Atom DRAM · · Score: 1

    A movie that you view? A movie that "moves you"?

  3. Re:stating the obvious... on Are Desktop Firewalls Overkill? · · Score: 5, Funny

    my girlfriend sleeps with her bedroom door locked, even with the front door to her house locked down.

    I think this says more about you than about Windows and firewalls.

  4. Re:Hehehe on Intel Unveils 'Sandy Bridge' Architecture · · Score: 1

    Those old chips may have had a Turbo mode, but the new ones will go to 11.

  5. Re:What color? on Two Research Groups Create 'Electric Skin' · · Score: 1

    Personally, I would like skin that could put on a color display like a cuttlefish.

  6. Re:This has gotten ridiculous... on Researchers Create Real Tractor Beams · · Score: 1

    Expect to see the story again tomorrow, and the next day, and the next...

  7. Re:Paid ads? on Can an Open Source Map Project Make Money? · · Score: 1

    It's 15 miles from Smithville to Rivertown. From Rivertown to Hillsborough is 23 miles. How far from Smithville to Hillsborough? That will cost you $2.50.

  8. Bulldozer? on AMD Details Upcoming Bulldozer Architecture · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sounds like a slow-moving behemoth. Not the best choice for a name.

  9. Re:FYI for Americans who may not know on Bacteria From Beer Lasts 553 Days In Space · · Score: 1

    No, actually it smells like Pis.

  10. Re:Best Guards Ever on Marijuana Growers Use Wild Bears to Guard Pot · · Score: 2, Funny

    To tell the difference between a black bear and a grizzly, kick it in the butt and climb a tree. If the bear climbs the tree and eats you, it's a black bear. If it knocks down the tree and eats you, it's a grizzly.

  11. My reason #0 on 7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're DEAD. As in no more. Ceased to be. Gone off to meet their maker. Bereft of life. Shuffled off their mortal coils.

  12. So maybe it wasn't just a coincidence on What Happens To a Football Player's Neurons? · · Score: 0

    That Lou Gehrig died from Lou Gehrig's disease.

  13. I read TFA on Toshiba Claims Bit-Patterned Drive Breakthrough · · Score: 5, Informative

    They claim that this will increase the density 5x.

  14. Mars Needs Moms? on Filmmakers Resisting Hollywood's 3-D Push · · Score: 3, Funny

    3D or not, I bet Mars Needs MILFs would do a lot better.

  15. So what happens on Radioactive Boar On the Rise In Germany · · Score: 0

    when you get bit by a radioactive boar?

  16. Re:If all seven get together do they become Voltro on The Canadian Who Holds the Key To the Internet · · Score: 1

    Maybe the seven combine to form the soul of Lord Voldemort.

  17. You will be baked on Thermoelectrics Could Let You Feel the Heat In Games · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. and then there will be cake.

  18. Re:I don't think this really solves anything. on Internet Censorship Arms Race Gets New Weapon From Georgia Tech · · Score: 1

    Now I get it. China employs a fleet of censor ships to enforce an information embargo. On itself.

  19. Groovy vs Scala? on Groovy For Domain-Specific Languages · · Score: 1

    Scala also runs on top of Java and is purported to be useful as a DSL.

  20. In the San Francisco area on What To Do With Old 802.11b Equipment? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Donate to ACCRC. A recycling shop run by Linux geeks.

  21. Earthshaking on Knuth Plans 'Earthshaking Announcement' Wednesday · · Score: 1

    Looks like most people have missed the connection - the announcement is at the TUG in San Francisco.

    Maybe he has discovered an algorithm to predict earthquakes. The next big one to hit in SF at 5:32 Wednesday.

  22. Windows 8? on Leaked MS Presentation Shows App Store Plans For Windows 8 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I see a potential marketing problem.

    Windows 8 .. my app.
    Windows 8 my files.
    Windows 8 my CPU.
    Windows 8 all my money.

  23. Re:Popcorn on Microwave Pain Ray Keeps Frost From Killing Crops · · Score: 1

    Sorry, no hills in Iowa.

  24. Yes, but on Make-A-Wish Builds A Millennium Falcon Fort For Boy · · Score: 4, Funny

    The kid next door is building a Death Star.

  25. University of Ulm on Inertial Mass Separate From Gravitational Mass? · · Score: 1

    Does he know Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?