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  1. A return to baseline... on Caffeine Addicts Get No Additional Perk, Only a Return To Baseline · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Isn't that what everyone is trying to do with their entire life?

  2. Re:(shrug) My computer is disposable. on How To Go Broke Selling Zero-Day Exploits · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In the unlikely event I get a computer-killing virus, trojan, or exploit (hasn't happened since 1985), I figure I'll just trash the thing and buy another one for $300-400. Computers have become disposable just like other appliances.

    It's not the computer that has value, it's your data.

  3. Re:But... on Penn. AG Corbett Subpoenas Twitter For Bloggers' Names · · Score: 1

    Twitter doesn't store personal details. Even putting a name in your profile name is optional. How can they provide information they don't even collect?

    That's for the courts to decide!

  4. Re:Action: on House Votes To Expand National DNA Arrest Database · · Score: 1

    I really hate Congress. Is that wrong?

    Well then you shouldn't have voted for them.

    I'm just fucking with you, it doesn't really matter who you vote for.

  5. Re:Technically on Metrics Mania and the Countless Counting Problem · · Score: 1

    Cancer itself could be considered a form of killing yourself.

    I believe your literal translation is misplaced. The term "killing yourself" strongly implies an explicit and voluntary act that results in your death. Merely having your body mutate without doing something to cause it (like jumping into a toxic waste dump) isn't a form of killing yourself.

  6. Re:Wouldn't it be better... on Commercial Quantum Cryptography System Hacked · · Score: 2, Informative

    Alice is a man.

    I disagree, as per TFS:

    Alice also introduces errors when she prepares the required quantum states to send to Bob

  7. Re:Wouldn't it be better... on Commercial Quantum Cryptography System Hacked · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not even sure why Eve cares... unless she is Bob's wife, or Alice's husband (Alice still calls "her" Steve).

  8. Re:Where all charitable funds go on Cheap Cancer Drug Finally Tested In Humans · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some rich asshole who runs the fucking things new beach house

    Why do rich people that embezzle from charities always have to be called "assholes"? I mean, seriously, it's equally likely that he's an asshat, asswad, or assclown. Stop jumping to conclusions, assface.

  9. Re:Cure? on Cheap Cancer Drug Finally Tested In Humans · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There is no money in a cure....

    That's a common misconception. While there isn't much direct money involved in a cure, the drug companies still come out way ahead. If people don't die (and aren't even sick really) from cancer, they are more likely to buy other products, such as Viagra, that the drug companies are pushing.

  10. Nice cover story. on Telecom Plan To Take Over the Internet Isn't Real · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Nothing to see here, move along.

  11. Re:What could on Bill Gates Funds Seawater-Spraying Cloud Machines · · Score: 1

    76%+33%=109%

    Good point, you need to give 110% to be successful!

  12. It won't work on Climate Change and the Integrity of Science · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As long as the average person thinks the relative likelihood of "science being right" and "nutball propaganda being right" is about the same or worse, nothing will change. It pays to keep people uneducated: it's easier to scare, persuade, and misinform them.

  13. Re:18,000 lbs = 4500 gallons every 12.5 days... on Recession Cuts Operation That Uses Hair To Clean Up Oil · · Score: 1

    The bigger fail is that the reuse is capped at 100. That means that there is an upper limit of 450000 gallons before the hair becomes useless, at any rate. If the current leak is 100,000 gallons/day, even under ideal circumstances this solution could only soak up 4.5 days worth of output.

  14. Re:backtrack? aircrack-ng? on Hot Sales In China For Wi-Fi Key-Cracking Kits · · Score: 4, Informative
    Yeah, hey, look at TFS FFS you SOB:

    a user with little technical knowledge can easily steal passwords

    Note the lack of an article between "with" and "little".

  15. Re:Lowest bidder ... on Crowdsourcing HIV Research · · Score: 1

    $500 amounts to around a week or so worth of work

    Yeah, they can't afford much. The budget is kind of small - most of the money was allocated to fighting baldness and impotence.

  16. Summary Misleading on Microsoft .Net Libraries Not Acting "Open Source" · · Score: 5, Informative

    I know it's fun to bash Microsoft and all, but the source site here is not, in fact, dead. The other points in TFS might be valid, but I have doubts as to the poster's credibility. I believe this "figleaf" character may just be trying to score some free karma or jollies or something by inciting the standard "M$ sux" response.

  17. Re:Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a ban on Rest In Peas — the Death of Speech Recognition · · Score: 1

    The eighties were like half as groovy as the seventies, but twice as cool as the nineties.

  18. Re:Key words on Rest In Peas — the Death of Speech Recognition · · Score: 4, Funny

    & It's true.

    My own ... is not great. I often miss ... a word or two in a sentence. But they are often ... words, and missing them leaves ... sentence meaningless. If I counted the words I understand ... I'd probably have a 95% success rate. But if I counted the ... I understand correctly, I'd be around ...%. So I get by, but ... tend to annoy people when I ask for ... over one missed word.

    I can see how this would be annoying.

  19. Re:I can do it too on The Truth About Net Neutrality Job Loss · · Score: 1

    50 trillion people will lose their jobs if Jessica Biel doesn't go out with me on Saturday... study says. There, it's true now and no one can deny it!

    Are you counting dead people or people that haven't been born yet? Or maybe you've broadened your definition of people to include horses and sheep.

  20. Re:How can maintaining the status quo cause job lo on The Truth About Net Neutrality Job Loss · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna argue that a lack of net neutrality regulation will cost me 2.74 gazillion dollars, and sue the Federal Government for that amount.

    That's a nice thought, but a real number would be more effective.

  21. Learn 2 Internet on Man Accused of Trying To Sell Kids On Craigslist · · Score: 1

    nt

  22. Re:Yea on Maybe the Aliens Are Addicted To Computer Games · · Score: 1

    I don't think you can talk about things that have already happened like that. Like, if I draw a 7 of clubs out of a hat, it doesn't make it 100% chance that I'd've drawn a 7 of clubs, does it?

    Yes, that's exactly what it means.

  23. Nope, WoW is on DDO's Turbine Partners With Notorious SuperRewards · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Is the Zynga business model the future of internet gaming?" No sir, the unmitigated success of WoW is what everyone is going to try (almost always unsuccessfully) to copy for many years to come.

  24. Re:Dupe! on Please Do Not Change Your Password · · Score: 1

    I thought it did? I've searched before submitting and didn't find the article I was submitting, but then when I pasted the URL and hit Preview it said it was a duplicate.

    So, it has false positives as well as false negatives. That's good to know.

  25. Re:Just to throw this out there on All the Best Games May Be NP-Hard · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you drive from Los Angeles to New York without using cruise control, it's hard to figure out exactly how many inches you'll drive (accounting for curves in roads on whichever route you choose), but there are ways, such as maps, to get pretty close approximations.