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Wil Wheaton Responds to your Questions.

Here we go, answer to Your Questions from Wil Wheaton. Share and Enjoy! A big thanks to Wil for taking the time to answer so many of our questions. Those Silly Automatic Doors by wikki on 07:36 AM October 15th, 2001

When you were on the set of TNG did you ever find yourself running into the automatic doors when there was no one there to open them for you? How about at your house or other places? Was this a problem for any of the other cast members? Did you ever find yourself going to grocery stores and running in and out of the doors just to make you feel better?

This happened all the time. We'd get so used to those doors opening when we approached them, that we'd keep going right into them if they didn't. It was very embarrassing when I'd be taking some friends on a tour of the sets, and I'd expect the doors to open, and they wouldn't. Sometimes it would happen during work, because the FX guys wouldn't get their cue, or someone would decide to enter a scene early. One time, Jonathan was in the turbolift on the bridge, and decided that he'd come into the scene a little bit earlier than we'd rehearsed. So I'm sitting in my chair, Patrick is going on and on about the Prime Directive or something, and there is this loud CRASH! from the turbolift. We all turn around to look, and the doors slowly open (like the FX guy is scared to open the door), and Jonathan is on the floor. I think it was Michael Dorn who was in the turbolift with him, and he is standing over him, just pointing and laughing. We did a lot of that, on TNG. The pointing and laughing, I mean.

Those doors do have a legacy that cascades into my current work. They were loud, when they opened and closed, sort of like a sliding glass door. So the sound man would ask us to hold our dialogue until the doors were open or closed. Go watch TNG, and watch for it. We rarely speak when doors are opening or closing on screen, because we'd have to re-record the dialogue later in ADR. The thing is, even though I've been off the show for years, when I'm doing a movie today, I still don't talk when doors are opening or closing. Even if they're normal doors.

One time, I was at the grocery store, walking through the doors in a wistful attempt to recapture the magic, and I was attacked by some Girl Scouts. Apparently, they were trying to sell those damn cookies (which are Soylent Green, by the way. You heard it here, first), and I was scaring off the potential customers. Those Girl Scouts are very territorial, and they'll stab you in the neck if you don't watch it.

Wheres the parties, dude? by imrdkl on 07:48 AM October 15th, 2001

Seriously, how much time do you spend reading techie sites like slashdot, and keeping up with the issues? I see lots of nice links and banners on your webpage that seem to advocate. How would you "rate your geekness"? Is setting up your own server really fun for you, or just another way to score babes? :-)

Thanks, I enjoy alot of your work.

Well, here's my geek code:

-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.12
GPA d--(---) s:- a- C++++ UL P>++ L+>++++ E-- W+++ N+ o- K- w++++>----
O-- M+ V-- PS++(+++) PE Y++ PGP++>+++ t++@($) 5 X+++ R++ tv-- b+++ DI+
D++
G++ e*>++++ h---- r+++ y+++
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

I've been reading /. for a few years. It was my home page for awhile, even. I check in a few times a day, so I can keep up on what's going on, and complain that none of my submissions are ever taken. The issues that I am most passionate about are the Privacy issues, and YRO. Every chance I get, I bug these guys to publish a quarterly YRO journal. Unfortunately, every chance has been once.

Setting up my own server is still beyond my abilities, but it is something I will be able to do, someday. Often, when I'm in a "down cycle" or whatever the buzzword is for not working for months at a time, I think about getting a "fall back" job, so I could have a regular day job if I ever needed it. Recently, I've been thinking very seriously about pursuing a CCNA.

Born a geek, or did ST push you in that direction? by anvilmark on 12:27 PM October 15th, 2001

Did you have a technical inclination prior to STTNG? Did you become more/less interested in tech from your ST experience? If so, in what ways?

Ever since I was a kid, I've been interested in science and engineering. Unfortunately, my complete inability to do simple mathematics (when I got my SATs back, it said "3% of people who take this will score higher than you" in the verbal section. It said "95%" would score higher than me in math.) really interferes with my ability to take my interests further than just a hobby. I built one of those crystal radio kits when I was 8 though...that was pretty cool. And I *did* assimilate lots of other computers to make mine.

I've been a voracious reader my whole life, reading mostly non-fiction books, up until I was about 13 or 14, when I read Ringworld...something about reading that book...it was like a switch was turned on inside my head, and I suddenly couldn't get enough of Science Fiction. I read all of Niven's books, then nearly everything Asimov had ever penned, Ender's Game, Foundation, all of what are considered the classics, I guess. During that time, I developed this insatiable desire to understand the science behind the science fiction, so I read many of Asimov's non-fiction books, starting with his Guide to Earth and Space. I think that Asimov is truly one of the greatest authors of all time. For actors, his Guide to Shakespeare is required reading. Anyway, after reading some of his books, I read The Mind's Sky, A Brief History of Time, and, finally, Hyperspace. It was really cool to be reading about all that theory, and acting it out at the same time. I wonder if any of the other actors got it when there'd be a graphic in engineering labeled "Kalzua-Klein Field".

I spent hundreds of hours, over the years, hanging out with Rick Sternbach (in addition to all his great contributions to Trek, Rick also illustrated the cover of "Tales of Known Space", and autographed my copy, which was cool) and Mike Okuda, in the art department, asking them all about what made the ship go (because I look for things...things to make me go...), and making sure that I was touching the buttons in the correct sequence to do whatever I was supposed to be doing. Once, in 10th or 11th grade, I had to write a research paper, and I got permission from my teacher to do it on the fictional technology of Star Trek, focusing on propulsion. This was before Mike and Denise had written their books, so I actually had to interview the Techies on our show (oh, I guess they like to be called "Tech-ers". Sorry.)...anyway, I had to conduct interviews with them, and buy some of the fan-authored books...but the final project was really cool, and I was forever able to explain to tour groups exactly what each thing in the engine room did.

Wow. I am realizing what a super geek I am. But that makes me cool, right? Right?

I've just remembered something, that I haven't thought about in years. Sorry for the tangent. I know this is sort of off-topic, but you can't mod me down! *cackle* Ahh, the sweet, sweet elixir of corrupting power!

Once, I was at a Los Angeles area convention, not as a guest, but as a convention attendee, complete with badge and geeky T-shirt. I'm thinking it was LosCon, but I'm not sure. It's not important. The important thing is, I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time, and I walked into a room where there were lots of authors signing books. One of the authors there was Larry Niven. I just about gave birth. I had just finished reading Ringworld, and Ringworld Engineers, and I was in the middle of Tales of Known Space. I had even bought a copy of Ringworld while I was at this con, I think as a gift, or something, without knowing that Niven was there. So I ran up to him, and the exchange went something like this:

Me: Oh my god! You're Larry Niven!

Him: Oh my god! You're Wil Wheaton!

Me: I love your books so much! [Insert huge geekout here]

Him: I love you on Star Trek! [Insert minor geekout here]

Me: Really?!

Him: Really?!

Me: Yes!

Him: Yes!

Together: Can I have your autograph?!

No kidding. That really happened, and it was just amazing. I will never forget that. Stuff like that happens, sometimes, and I always love it when I meet someone who I admire, and they're just as excited to meet me. When I was working on Flubber, one of the other actors, I think it was Clancy Brown, came up to me on the first day, and said, "Wil. I have to come out of the closet." I thought it was weird that he was coming out to me, but I said, "Okay..?" And he says, "I am a huge Star Trek fan. I didn't want that to get in the way of our work."

I looked at him, and said, "Clancy, Robin Williams is a huge Star Trek fan, too...and THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"

And I cut off his head.

Wesley Crusher jokes by DarkDust on 07:58 AM October 15th, 2001

As you mentioned on your FAQ page, the Wesley Crusher character from TNG was target of some not very complementary jokes. But are there any Wesley Crusher jokes that you liked ?

I can't recall any that I thought were very funny, actually. They are all pretty much just variations on the same theme, and I just don't find being sodomized by a Klingon to be the height of humor. Unless it's animated by Terry Gilliam.

There is a funny story that involves the whole "put Wesley in the airlock" phenomenon...I wrote about it at my site a few weeks ago, and I'll reprint it here:

It was my fanatical love of The Prisoner that allowed me to understand why anyone would want to wear a spacesuit and go to a convention. Because I used to have a lame little Number 6 pin, and I would wear it to game cons, back in the day.

Which reminds me of this one time I went to a huge game con, and some guy was selling "Put Wesley In The Airlock" buttons. I went up to his table, and he saw me coming, and tried to hide them, but I got there too fast, and I took one. While I was looking at it, I could see the huge drops of sweat falling off his Hutt-like visage, and I asked him, "How much?" He told me $2.50, or something like that, so I bought it, and wore it on my Batman t-shirt the rest of the day. That was cool.

Enterprise by abde on 08:00 AM October 15th, 2001
liked your brief appearance in the Sprite commercial :) My question is, have you thought about sticking with the Star Trek franchise? With Enterprise, the franchise is taking a new direction, in which the characters are more human and not ultra-competent Utopians. Have you considered trying for a part, recurring or otherwise?

I've thought about it, sure. I even made calls to Berman and Co. back in the day, with some cool ideas, which were never developed.

I really like Enterprise. I watch it every week in the hopes of seeing more Detox Gel, and I really like the direction they are taking that show. As much as I loved TNG, it did wear on me a bit that everyone was so damn perfect. I love that the new show has lots of conflict, and the crew seems to be in real danger each week. The cast is great, and, so far, they haven't completely ruined the continuity of the Trek universe. Also, the captain has a beagle. A beagle! And he talks to it!You have to love that.

However, I left Trek when I was 18 so I wouldn't be doing it for the rest of my career. Trying out for a regular role on the new show would be a step back, career-wise, and very unlikely, considering the treatment I've gotten at the hands of Berman and Company since I left. However, I would be open to guesting, and I'm really sad that I don't get to be in the movie. Especially if there's a wedding in the script. I think it'd give some nice closure to the character.

Are you worried about being typecast? by wrinkledshirt on 08:03 AM October 15th, 2001

Jason Alexander once said in an interview that every single episode he did as George on Seinfeld made it harder and harder for him to be marketable in showbiz as any other sort of character. Given that most people know you as Welsey Crusher, do you ever worry about it? If that's a problem, how does an actor break out of it?

When I was 18, I was beginning to have precisely those feelings that Jason talks about. I did an interview with AICN, where I got to talk about that. Success is a double-edged sword, you know? On one side, it's simply amazing to be associated with such a successful show, and play a character that so many people get to know. On the other side, that association can utterly kill any chance you have of having a career beyond that show.

I have no idea how an actor breaks out of that, because Hollywood works very hard to establish an actor as a "type" and then leaves that actor in that "type" because they know that the audience will tune in to see it. Bob Saget is a perfect example. Holy shit. He is one of the dirtiest, funniest, stand-up comedians I've ever seen...but Hollywood just won't cast him an an "edgy" role, because he's forever the guy from Full House.

Hollywood is all about insecurity. Studio heads know that their jobs are only temporary, and they know that when they make one mistake, they're gone. So they don't like to take chances. They don't like to take an actor who is good in action, and put that actor in a comedy, because the audience may not buy it, and the actor may not be able to handle the role.

I have a reputation in Hollywood as a very good dramatic actor, and I think I've earned that, and I'm proud of it. What's currently driving me crazy is this reluctance by the industry to let me show them that I'm funny. It's maddening, because I've been doing very funny sketch comedy, at the ACME Comedy Theatre, and improv with the Liquid Radio Players and Los Angeles Theatresports . I have a plan, though. I adapted one of my sketches into a screenplay, and if this thing I talk about in my next answer works out, I can just make it myself, and take over the WORLD! < /scheme >

NewTek and the Video Toaster
by suso on 08:11 AM October 15th, 2001
On your homepage you mention that you once worked for NewTek during their development or initial release of the Video Toaster.I've always been curious to know how you got the job there and what you exactly did for them? Did you ever own an Amiga prior to working at NewTek?

I was invited to NewTek's XXXmas party one year, when I was 19, and I was simply blown away by what they were doing out there.

For those not familiar, NewTek was the company that brought desktop video to the consumer market, while also re-defining the professional market. They made The Video Toaster, which was an amazing, affordable way to make television yourself, that looked as good as the stuff the networks made, with nifty effects, graphics, and what was probably the coolest 3D program, back then.

I firmly believe that the Video Toaster created the market for the iMovie, and the other rash of desktop video solutions.

While I worked there, I was part of the R&D team, working mostly on the Video Toaster 4000. I also spent LOTS of time traveling around the country giving demos and stuff for the launch of the 4000 when it was finished.

The year and a half I spent at NewTek was one of the best in my life, as far as personal growth goes. I learned that I _can_ make it in the Real World, but, more importantly, I learned that I am very unhappy if I'm not being an actor. I'm a pretty skeptical person, but I tell you this: I really believe that "do what you're supposed to do" stuff, and I learned, while I was there, that I am supposed to be an actor.

I had this plan, when I worked for NewTek, and, unfortunately, I never got to complete it. It went something like this: I can write, and I can write well. I have TONS of creative ideas, that would make cool short films, but none of them would ever make money, or be suitable for TV. In short, no network or studio would ever give me the money to make them. So I decided that I would make them myself, using a digital video camera, and the Video Toaster. I'd give the movies to NewTek, and they could use them in marketing, as an example of what the Toaster could do.

Good idea, right? We all thought so, and we were doing it, until NewTek fell apart, and the core group left to form Play Incorporated, in the mid-nineties. It's actually a good thing that NewTek exploded, because it gave me this kick in the ass to get back to LA, and do rededicate myself to acting. However, a few years went by, and I was feeling like I had started this thing, and never finished it, and that was bugging me. So I called up Paul Montgomery, my friend who left NewTek, and became the vision behind Play Inc. Paul thought it was a great idea, and we started working out the kinks. And there were some kinks, believe me. There were some people at Play who I just couldn't work with, and Paul and I were in the process of working all that out, when Paul had a heart attack and died, at age 31. Holy shit. Paul was the soul of NewTek, and the soul of Play, and, with him gone, Play completely fell apart. I tried to keep going with our idea, because that's what I thought he'd want, but the person who took over Play was just impossible. He treated me so badly, and so dishonored Paul's memory, that I told him to shove it, and walked away. Shortly after Paul died, they ran Play into the ground, too. Completely sucked, because Play had amazing potential.

Thing is, I still want to make my own movies, and I still think that people like you and me can do it, with great ease, using tools like the iMovie. Matter of fact, if anyone reading this knows people at Apple, have them get in touch with me. I'd still like to produce my own stuff, and I'm thinking iMovie is the way to go, now, as far as I can tell.

I never owned an Amiga before working at NewTek, but I loved them while I had them. They were always easy to use, and stable as hell. Too bad Commodore never "got" the Amiga. Yet another example of Corporate America failing to see the forest through the trees.

Usenet by Herbmaster on 08:16 AM October 15th, 2001

When did you first hear of the classic usenet group, alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die, and what was your reaction?

I first became aware of it while visiting the HAL labs in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January, 1992. I really didn't care about it, at first, because by that time I had gotten used to people hating not only Wesley, but me. Over the years, though, all that negativity, and the inability to separate me from a character I played has really wore on me. Since I launched my website, and had a presence on the internet, a lot of that crap has come crashing back down on me. Honestly, you'd think that people would grow up and move on, seeing as how it was so many years ago, but you'd be wrong. You know what's weird? It hurt, all that criticism. It hurt then, and it still hurts now. Sometimes it just makes me feel bad, and other times, it makes me mad. Once, after enduring a particularly vicious attack from someone, I wrote,

"Thank you for blaming ME for the writing of a fictional character, on a fictional tv show. That makes complete sense, considering all the input the writers would take from a 15 year old kid. Have you ever bothered to ask? Did it ever occur to you that I just said the lines I was given? Don't take it out on me. I'm just an actor, who did the best job he could with what he was given.

I don't care if you're "The Guy From TV" or if you're "The Kid From Math Class". Being personally attacked by people who don't know a thing about you hurts. It sucks. I wonder, do you spend a fifth of the time you spend dumping on me doing something constructive with your life? I certainly hope so. You people are just like the people in High School who never took the time to get to know me, and judged me before I even showed up.

Aren't we mostly geeks here, online? Didn't we all, at one time or another, get bullied by "the cool kids"? Don't any of you remember what that felt like? "

So, yeah. That's how I reacted when I was hurt, and mad. It's strange to me that I'm 29 now, and people are still giving me shit for a show that I did when I was 15. What's surprising to me, still, is that I even care, and that the criticism still hurts. If I could only live my life with my threshold at 4...

Wil's job at NewTek's Lightwave by peter303 on 08:17 AM October 15th, 2001

You worked at the animation software shop NewTek
for a while. What did you do there? Do you thing you'll get back into tech again someday?

Well, I think I pretty much overed the NewTek stuff already, but as far as tech goes, the farthest I can go with my technical skill is what I've done with my website. I think I've come a long way from my first uberlame page that I built with Pagebuilder at Geocities. The problem that I run into constantly is that my aspirations constantly outpace my abilities. I have these dreams of doing all sorts of amazingly cool php things at my site, but that is months, maybe even a year off. Technology is moving so quickly these days, if you stop to look around, you get left in the dust, and it's pretty hard for me to keep up.

I have always loved technology, and when I can afford it, I will have all the cool tech toys that they sell at ThinkGeek. They will be mine. Oh yes. They will be mine.

Hollywood Activism by Dunkirk on 08:23 AM October 15th, 2001

Wil,

You have made comments to the effect of poo-poo'ing celebrity opinions about issues in general. Yet in your blogs, you spend a lot of time discussing politics, and you make no bones about which side of the isle you favor. As someone in the public spotlight - and especially as someone in the geek spotlight (being a celeb that has your own self-coded web site) - do you consider it a duty of sorts to be an activist? Does being a celeb[rity] bring any more responsibility over the common, first-amendment-empowered citizen in voicing your opinion? Also, do you feel that you have qualities above and beyond other Hollywood celebrities that makes it important that you share your feelings?

Thanks,
dk

One of my defining characteristics is that I can't keep my mouth shut. I can't stand idly by, and if somebody has to say it, it may as well be me. I am extremely passionate about virtually everything, and that passion drives me to discuss, argue, and learn about issues that have an effect on my life. I'm sure that it would just be easier to stay quiet, and live happily in McWorld, but I will not go gently into that good night.

I don't know if I have qualities above and beyond other celebrities that make it important to share my feelings. I don't know because I don't hang out with other celebrities, at all. But I do know that my passion is genuine, and I really do care about the issues I discuss. I don't know what the others do, but I carefully research issues before I get on one side of them. I evaluate both sides of an issue, apply my own filters, based on my knowledge and previous experiences. I draw a conclusion, I test the conclusion, I form an opinion, and then I post about it. I just write about the things that matter to me. I would be writing about this stuff, even if nobody came to my website to read about it. However, for better or for worse, in our culture we tend to give more attention to a celebrity than an equally educated non-celebrity. So if I can use my visibility to bring attention to the idiocy of the DMCA, or the things the MPAA and RIAA have been pulling the last 2 years, then I will do it, gladly. That falls under the heading of "Using the Power of Celebrity for Good". Of course, I'm sure it's fun to use it for Evil, but that opportunity hasn't presented itself to me yet.

I don't want people to listen to me because they think I'm a celebrity. I don't view myself as a "celebrity", at all. Matter of fact, one of the freakiest and most surprising things I've discovered since I launched my website is that way more people know my work than I ever imagined, so I guess that makes me a celebrity to some people, but not in my own mind, if that makes any sense.

Radio Free Burrito by webword on 08:42 AM October 15th, 2001

You seem to know a lot about music. How big is your collection? What are your favorite bands? What is Radio Free Burrito and what do you think of broadcasting live?

I am a total music weenie. I aspire to be like the guys in High Fidelity. Yeah, I'm that lame.

As I say on my music page, I think that you can learn a lot about a person through the music they listen to. The bands that I like, though they cross many genres, all have souls. What I mean by that is, all the bands I really like all say something with their music. It somehow affects me when I listen to it. The first time I listened to Kid A, for example, I had this visceral, emotional reaction to it, and I still get that when I hear it. When I hear the first "ping" of Echoes, I still get chills. I am so awed by the power of music to evoke emotion in people, and I admire the bands who take advantage of that power, and use it for Good. Pop music is so packaged, and over produced, and so clearly exists only to make money, that it just offends me. That's using the power of music for Evil. Unless you're Huey Lewis and The News. Then you use music for The Power of Love.

I have a real fondness in my heart for the Emo bands, and the indie rock. Some of my current listens are Radiohead, The Pixies, Tool, The Ataris, Coldplay, They Might Be Giants, Portishead, *Nsync, (just seeing if you're skimming or really listening. har.), Pink Floyd, The Rushmore soundtrack, fairview, Alkaline Trio, Hot Water Music, and The Get Up Kids.

Tangent, here: I think The Ataris are like a musical Linux, sort of. They publish all the lyrics for their songs, the guitar tabs, and make every single one of their songs available as an MP3, for free download. Yet they still make tons of money at MP3.com, and their records sell like crazy. I think it's a great analogy...you don't have to be closed source to be profitable.

Radio Free Burrito is my attempt to fulfill a childhood dream of being a DJ. I stream my MP3s through a Live365 server using shoutcast almost every day, and I do live broadcasts a few times a week, where I joke, do news "Letterman-style", run a chat room, and stuff like that. It's really fun, and I still get this giddy excitement when I check the station stats and see that there's 50 people listening. Broadcasting live is insanely fun, and gives me another chance to reach an audience directly, on my terms, rather than some producer or network's. I have a whole page devoted to the rfb, at my site, with a playlist and links to hi-fi and lo-fi streams. Come listen someday, you'll be glad you did! </shiteating grin>

My CD collection is HUGE. I think I have over 6000 CDs in various places around my house, and in the garage. I would have more, but when I moved out of my parent's house, my younger brother moved into my bedroom, and sold all of my Cure, Depeche, Bauhaus, Boingo, and other 80s alterna-rock at some used music store. I think he used the money to buy rugs. Not drugs, rugs. My brother has had a rug habit for years. Persians, throws, areas, even Berber carpets. Sad thing is, he can't admit he has a problem. He's probably at Carpeteria right now.

Wesley vs. Adric by wowbagger on 08:51 AM October 15th, 2001

Many people have compared Wesley Crusher to Adric on the Dr. Who. In both cases, the character was reviled because of the way the writers handled him. What are your thoughts on this? How would you recommend an actor handle this sort of situation in the future?

Okay, first let me put on my Asbestos suit.

Alright. I don't know who Adric is, so I can't address that.

*duck*

However, I can address the rest of your question. When I was on TNG, I had zero input into the character. The writers and producers never listened to me, and they shouldn't have. I was a teenager, and, contrary to what we all think at the time, teenagers know absolutely nothing. Of course, at the time, we as teenagers clearly know everything, so we get caught in an infinite loop of knowing everything and nothing at once, which should produce a wonderful, Zen-like existence, but never does....but I digress.

As an actor, I feel that it is my job to live up to the demands of the script, and perform what the writers are asking me to do. I did my best to fulfill that obligation, but I think the writers missed a huge part of Wesley, and I think that's why so many people didn't like him.

Wesley and I were very similar at the time: we were both teenagers who were pretty smart, and pretty skilled. Matter of fact, we were both smart enough and skilled enough to work alongside adults, and hold our own with them, professionally. At the same time, neither one of us had the grace, maturity, or wisdom to hold our own with them socially, or emotionally, and that created lots of conflicts. By not exploring that side of Wesley, beyond "Just tell me to shut up, Wesley, and I will.", the writers took a lot of his humanity away from him. It also didn't help that they gave me lines like, "We're from Starfleet! We don't lie!" and "You mean I'm drunk? I feel strange, but also good!"

The few episodes where Wesley was actually not a complete tool were, I think, "The First Duty", "Final Mission", and, one or two others. Those were the ones where Wesley was actually a fully developed, flawed, interesting person. If they'd given me more stories like those, and written my character more like that, it may have made it easier for me to miss the film opportunities that were passing me by, while I was saying "Aye, sir. Warp 4, sir."

Geekess or Valley Girl? by Dyrandia on 08:54 AM October 15th, 2001

As a lifelong geekess whose first crush was on Wesley Crusher, here's a question I'd love answered by Wil Wheaton, as well as the general male slashdot population. Which would Wesley Crusher, in character, prefer? An attractive, yet slightly braindead, clothes/hair/nails oriented girl, or her equally attractive, intelligent geekess identical twin sister? Someone who can't carry on a conversation unless it involves who was seen where, with whom, and what each was wearing, or somone who can argue the pros and cons of which programming language suits a certain task best? What about you as a person?

This is such a no-brainer. Geekess. Duh. Especially if she's a karma-whore. That is *so* sexy.

Dear Wil by sllort on 09:27 AM October 15th, 2001

Wil,
You mention in a LA Times interview that you dumped Linux for Windows because

"While I'm a champion of open source, I don't think Linux is there yet"

Was there a specific bug in Linux that prompted you to dump it, or was it just the entire operating system?

Thanks!

When I said "Not ready for primetime" I was not putting down Linux. "Not ready for primetime" means to me that it's not ready for The Masses. That's not necessarily a bad thing. SNL wasn't ready for primetime back when it started, and it was superior to virtually everything else on TV. Now that it's been processed for The Masses, I think it sucks more often than not. Except Will Farrell. That man is a genius.

I had Linux installed, and I dual-booted for quite sometime, but I was never able to actually *use* it to do anything. I have given O'Reilly LOTS of my money over the years, attempting to learn how to run it, but it's always *just* eluded my grasp. I had the hardest time just getting it to do things like find my sound card, or give me fonts in X-windows when I was running Netscape that didn't make my eyes bleed. It also didn't help that when I did my install, it never seemed to tell me exactly what dependencies I needed, so lots of stuff didn't work correctly, and I could never figure out where things were supposed to go, which was frustrating to me. I rely on computers for too much in my life to make my primary OS one that doesn't run in idiot (also known as Wil Wheaton) mode.

I completely support the Open Source and Free Software movements. Let's just say that I hate The Borg as much as you do. I aspire to a complete removal of The Borg from my life, and I would like nothing more than to be the number one ex-trek-actor Linux cheerleader, with the little suit and everything.

So have I just lost all of my cool points, or what?

Patrick Stewart's bald head by Genie1 on 09:40 AM October 15th, 2001

Have you (or any of the TNG cast) ever rubbed it for good luck?

Are you kidding me? We'd gather every Monday morning in the center of the bridge, cry havoc, and let slip the rubbing of Patrick's head. We always wanted to rub Shatner's bald head for luck, but he'd never take off his toupee. So we'd just rub his belly instead.

Fan Fixated Moment? by broody on 09:41 AM October 15th, 2001

While this may seem way off the wall, please give me a moment.

Kirk Russell, on the commentary to the Big Trouble in Little Chinia DVD, talks about how his trip down the elevator on the way to confront "the ultimate evil spirit" has generated more comments then any other. Fans are always quoting back lines from that scene, particularly in elevators.

Here is the question. Are there particlar lines from one of your roles that fans repeat back to you? Which role do people most often identify you with when they see you in the real world? If you could change this defining moment to an alternate scene or line, what would it be and why?

People seem to think that it's really funny to ask me if I really have the biggest one in 4 counties (I do, by the way. But the counties are all in the former Soviet Union, and none of them touch each other, for what it's worth).

Something that I've noticed myself doing is quoting some of my own things, because sometimes it's just too funny not to. Once, I was working on a movie in Kansas. We were driving from the set to the house where we were all staying, and it was close to a 40 minute drive. Now, 40 minutes in a city is nothing. But 40 minutes along a rural highway seems like an eternity. So we're driving along, and I ask my friend if we're there yet, and he says no, and I say, "Jesus. By the time we get there, the kid won't even be dead anymore." There is this pause in the car, and one of the other actors says, "Dude. Did you just quote your own movie?" I answered in the affirmative, and he says, "That was very cool."

I find myself saying that things are "goochers" all the time, too. Does that make me lame?

I guess that the thing people say to me all the time is, "Were the leeches real?" They then turn to their frat guy friends and snicker, like they're the first person to ever say that to me. I wait for a second, so they think they've really cut me down, and I say, "Yeah. Ask your mom about my scar."

Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend's mother was always held in high regard.

Industry insider? by Stavr0 on 10:47 AM October 15th, 2001

Since you're part of Hollywood and somewhat of a geek (if you really are 'CleverNickName') here's the thing:

Would you be interested in becoming a (scifi/hollywoood/?) contributor to Slashdot (a la Jon Katz)? I'm sure you could get lots of exclusives from Paramount, actor friends etc ...

.. assuming of course you're prepared to be a lightning rod for all the Katz-haters cum Wesley-haters ;-)

You know, I don't have a huge problem with Katz, and I don't really understand why some people do. But, as we've discovered during our little chat today, I am exceedingly lame, so maybe there's part of the joke that I don't get.

Sure, I'd contribute, but I don't see what I could bring to the discussion that isn't already covered here, because nobody ever gives me exclusives, or inside info on anything, which is exactly the type of blinkard, Philistine, pig ignorance I've come to expect from that non-creative garbage. They sit there, on their spotty behinds, picking blackheads, with their bleeding Hollywood Insider secret handshakes...I always wanted to be a Hollywood Insider, but they wouldn't let me!

How did you feel about being Slashdotted? by waffle zero on 10:51 AM October 15th, 2001

How did you feel about being Slashdotted? And did you expect this to happen?

Yeah, actually, we knew it was coming, and I got really nervous. I've endured some pretty horrible slings and arrows over the years, the most recent coming from MeFi and MemePool within 24 hours of my launch. This may sound totally lame to you, but I really cared what /.-ers thought about my site, and about me, because when you get right down to it, I am just an insecure geek, hoping to someday sit with the cool kids. The guys who host me were a little nervous, because we knew that it would kill all the sites on the server. By the way, if you're a weblogger, and want hosting for 5 bucks a month, you should check logjamming out. They're really cool guys.

I gotta say that the coolest thing so far was just being asked to do the interview, and all the positive feedback I've gotten from people who came to see my site. The whole reason I made my website was because my wife is always telling me that I could shake the Star Trek thing, and the Stand By Me thing, if people would just get to know me. I've always been frustrated that people, inside the industry and out, have this one dimensional preconception of me. Building and running my website has given me a chance to challenge that preconception, and hopefully change it.

This interview has been really fun to do, and I want to thank Chris for asking me, Rob for emailing me and telling me not to be afraid, and everyone who posted questions and comments.

Oh, and that guy who said, "Shut up, Wesley!". That was really funny. I've never heard that before.

FNORD.

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WIL WHEATON DOT NET
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355 comments

  1. Wow. by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's an awesome interview!

    I bet working on the set of TNG would be awesome just to see the actors making bloopers.

    The picture of Michael Dorn pointing and laughing while dressed up as Worf made me chuckle.

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    1. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The picture of Michael Dorn pointing and laughing while dressed up as Worf made me chuckle.

      Kinda takes the stuffing out of "Sir, I protest! I am NOT a merry man!"

    2. Re:Wow. by twoflower · · Score: 1

      There was a bootleg blooper tape circulating in the fan community in the last few years of the show. It was side-splittingly funny.

      Yep, good interview.

      Twoflower

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    3. Re:Wow. by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 2
      I agree...fascinating read. I kind of started when I realized that he's the same age as me and married like me...I had this image of 15-year-old Wesley, and the leap was a strange one. I think I'd have a seizure or something if I ever saw him with a beard...

      Neat stuff. Wil, I'm definitely going to check out your website...any chance of you sending an AynCard to Patrick Stewart? :-)

    4. Re:Wow. by mscout1 · · Score: 0

      where might i find said blooper tape?

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    5. Re:Wow. by camusflage · · Score: 2

      That's an awesome interview!

      <aol>me too!</aol>

      Yeah, I know it's lame. That's why I just replied instead of creating a new thread. Wil, you thoroughly changed my mind. I didn't suffer from WAD (Wesley Association Disorder), but I didn't know that you were one of the "people like us" (the typical slashdot geek). Thanks for a great interview.

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    6. Re:Wow. by JoeShmoe · · Score: 2

      Try typing "Trek" into your favorite P2P client. Here are a couple interesting Trek files that I turned up:

      Funny - Star Trek Cast Swearing.mpg
      (outtakes from TNG of various cast members saying bad words)

      Trekky - TNG Parody.mov
      (ancient TNG parody where Wesley gets blown up, Picard screws Beverley, all done in Premiere 2.0 on a Max IIci)

      Picard & Data blooper.mpg
      (two bloopers involving Picard and Data scenes)

      Totally Naked Blooper.mpg
      (sorry. no nudity, it was a Data contraction blooper from the episode Totally Naked)

      star_trek_voyager_outtakes.mpg
      (not just voyager, also outtakes from DS9)

      doors.rm
      (door-related mishaps from TOS)

      If you can't find them on your P2P of choice, ask around on one of the many Trek channels on EFNet or Dalnet.

      - JoeShmoe

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  2. Response Formatting by cetan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Too bad someone messed up the formatting of the article.

    Aren't the questions supposed to be in italics?

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    1. Re:Response Formatting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Aren't the questions supposed to be in italics? "

      Does that really matter? Go flip a burger open source looser!

    2. Re:Response Formatting by cetan · · Score: 0

      Yes it does matter.

      If it didnt' matter, I wouldn't have mentioned it.

      Too bad you don't have the balls to post under your username.

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    3. Re:Response Formatting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha, yeah, it sure does take balls to make up a silly nick name. I cower before your obvious display of courage, "cetan"

    4. Re:Response Formatting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Italics would be good, but blockquote would be better (for accessibility reasons, for blind users).

    5. Re:Response Formatting by cetan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      no, it takes balls to risk your all to precious karma you whore

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  3. WFS by Cymbaline · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Gotta love these answers. Only read half, but if this doesn't prove the humanity in the world, nothing will. Nice job, Wil.

  4. More Wil by snowphoton · · Score: 2, Troll
    A much more revealing interview with Wil Weaton can be found here, courtesy of Adequacy.org.

    It was supposed to be on Slant-Six as well, but never quite made it there.

    1. Re:More Wil by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Informative

      A much more revealing interview...

      If you decide to read it, do so knowing that it was presented to me as comedy and satire, so I responded in kind.

      Apparently, lots of people didn't get the joke, and I've been getting a ton of shit for it.

    2. Re:More Wil by sporktoast · · Score: 3, Funny

      I didn't come across the call-for-questions until it was far too late to get my question modded. But Wil, something I've always wanted to know...

      Are you at all disappointed that you didn't actually end up looking like that hunk of steroidal man-meat that Q briefly turned Wesley into in that one episode?

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    3. Re:More Wil by nick+this · · Score: 1

      Nice nick.

    4. Re:More Wil by Da+Masta · · Score: 1

      WW: I completely agree. The suggestive photography was simply unacceptable. I will not rest until T'Pol gives us FULL FRONTAL NUDITY!

      Great response! We got more in common than I figured! ;-)

      Seriously, when I read on your site about you doing the thing for adueqacy.org, I was quite surprised considering how bullshit its content is. I figured it'd be a bunch of morons doing their usual Wil/Welsley bashing (which it actually was -- read the first comment), but atleast you held your part fairly well. Great job, although, I must say, the less people paying attention to that dump, the better off the world is.

    5. Re:More Wil by CleverNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are you at all disappointed that you didn't actually end up looking like that hunk of steroidal man-meat that Q briefly turned Wesley into in that one episode?

      Am I the only person who thought it was weird that Wesley was turned into a blonde-haired, blue-eyed adonis?

      I mean, look at me. I'm a scrawny geek, and I'll grow up to be a scrawny geek.

      Or Richard Dreyfuss.

    6. Re:More Wil by richie2000 · · Score: 1
      I'm a scrawny geek, and I'll grow up to be a scrawny geek.

      Could be worse. I'm a blonde-haired, blue-eyed fat geek. Then again, I have no immediate plans to partake in this "growing up" business. I think it's just a fad.

      Or Richard Dreyfuss.

      Don't go there. Just look at the man's career; he's been cast against sharks, tone deaf aliens and tall, hard mountains. (OK, so he got lucky in *one* movie) You'd be better off getting a talking car, at least that'll get you a nice tan eventually. ;-)

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  5. Interesting guy... by Nijika · · Score: 1

    He seems fairly unphased by his Star Trek hero/anti-hero status unlike previous Star Trek allumni, I think he has a good chance to do something other than conventions....

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  6. One Hell of a reader by gorgon · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I read all of Niven's books, then nearly everything Asimov had ever penned,
    Wil, you are one one hell of a reader if you really read almost everything Asimov ever wrote, since he wrote hundreds of books ; ). Of course, if you just mean nearly all of his SF, then so have I.
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    1. Re:One Hell of a reader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oeer, sounds like you feel a bit threatened by Wil...

      > Of course, if you just mean nearly all of his SF, then so have I.

      Yes. You are great.

    2. Re:One Hell of a reader by ipinkus · · Score: 1
      • I read all of Niven's books, then nearly everything Asimov had ever penned, Ender's Game, Foundation, all of what are considered the classics, I guess.

      Too bad Asimov didn't write Ender's Game... (See this guy)

    3. Re:One Hell of a reader by Plutor · · Score: 2

      He didn't mean that Asimov wrote Ender's Game. It was part of the list. It just happens that it's between "all of Asimov" and one of Asimov's most well-known series.

    4. Re:One Hell of a reader by pokeyburro · · Score: 1

      There's no way Wil's read all of Asimov. Asimov wrote about a billion stories. ASIMOV hasn't read all of Asimov.

      (Seriously. I think someone went up to Asimov with a list of story titles as a test, and asked him which title was to one of his; he got it wrong. Or something like that.)

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    5. Re:One Hell of a reader by klevin · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he is/was.

      During 7-12 grades (U.S. school system), I read ~1.28 books per day (calculated by taking the maximum books out at one time for the county library system, 18, and divided by the number of days between visits to the library, 14). Most of those books were between 200 and 800 pages. So, during those 6 years, I read something like 2815 books of various types (sf, mystery, spy, western, poetry, physics, astronomy, photography theory, music theory, biography, psychology, theology, etc). I doubt I'm alone in that respect. Junior high and high school presented little challenge (something that I later paid for, as I never really learned how to study until I got to college), and I spent most of my time in class and out of class reading. It's amazing how quickly books go by when you spend hours every day reading.

      I've since slowed down somewhat, as college and, now, work don't allow nearly as much time to read, a fact that I often regret.

    6. Re:One Hell of a reader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still have a tendency to read 3 to 4 books per week, averaging usually 300-400 pages, and have done thus since the end of high school, and before that my rate was even higher. I have gone through numerous authors with 50+ books, reading each, before moving on to the next author. So, it is entirely possible.

    7. Re:One Hell of a reader by Grab · · Score: 2

      He wrote hundreds of _stories_. Unfortunately for us (but fortunately for Asimov's bank balance), editors then assembled these into THOUSANDS of books. And, most cunningly of all, they're all the same, apart from the one or two stories you're missing from the Asimov books you already own. It's like the "buy a CD album for a single song" thing, only on paper.

      But it's probably safe to assume Wil meant all of Asimov's _fiction_. Reading his doctoral thesis, lecture notes and stuff probably wouldn't be too exciting, unless you happen to have a strange fetish for chemical engineering. Besides that chemical engineering required to brew alcohol, bake cookies, etc... ;-)

      Graham.

    8. Re:One Hell of a reader by hearingaid · · Score: 2

      Wil probably just meant all of Asimov's SF.

      Asimov actually wrote somewhere over 400 books, I forget the exact number. That's original books.

      Most of them are nonfiction; however, Asimov wrote several dozen SF books, plus some miscellaneous other books, including:

      • mystery novels;
      • two books of limericks;
      • probably some other junk I forgot too.

      he did write hundreds of stories too, which also got assembled into large numbers of books. in particular, the robot stories.

      all of the robot stories can be acquired by buying two books, incidentally: Robot Dreams and Robot Visions.

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  7. Spudnuts by webword · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    Wil,

    Bring back Spudnuts and bring back Shatner Takes It Deep.

    By the way, moderators, this is not Offtopic. It is more like an inside joke. Wil will get it. If you visit Wil's site, you'll know what I am talking about.

    All I have to say is this: I miss Shatner Takes It Deep's references to the giant purple dog penis tattoo on Shatner's back. Seriously funny stuff. You've got to be a WilWheaton.net junkie to appreciate this...

  8. TNG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I kept redesigning the circuit, by it's TNG was too large. I could never get the synchronous results I was looking for.

  9. yup, he does read /. by sam@caveman.org · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know this is sort of off-topic, but you can't mod me down!

    i wonder how much of /. speak has found its way into /. readers' daily lives? i wonder if wil ever talks about getting 'modded down' for suggesting a dialogue change for a character?

    -sam

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    burn the computers. go back to the abacus.
    1. Re:yup, he does read /. by sam@caveman.org · · Score: 2, Funny

      uh oh. maybe he doesn't have that much experience here after all. he got the right, but didn't figure out that the opening tag would be missing.

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      burn the computers. go back to the abacus.
    2. Re:yup, he does read /. by sam@caveman.org · · Score: 2, Informative

      further update, another /.-ism from his responses:

      If I could only live my life with my threshold at 4...

      :)

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    3. Re:yup, he does read /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I modded down on your mom last night.

    4. Re:yup, he does read /. by pokeyburro · · Score: 0, Troll

      I see Wil's posting as Anon Coward now. Cha-CHING!!

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    5. Re:yup, he does read /. by Erasmus+Darwin · · Score: 2, Informative
      "he got the </scheme> right, but didn't figure out that the <scheme> opening tag would be missing."

      That's arguably more of a style issue, where the opening is implicit, as it would ruin the flow to preface the start of it with "<scheme>". It's similar to how people'll mention getting off their soap box at the end of a rant, but never mentioning getting up there in the first place.

      Since the issue was raised (during the original question story) that he codes his site himself in PHP (geek point #4,748,234 in his collection), it stands to reason that he probably knows how to balance HTML tags.

    6. Re:yup, he does read /. by nettdata · · Score: 3, Funny

      All I know is that the last time I called my girlfriend a "karma-whore" she didn't get it, but hit me anyway.

      Then, to top it off, after I explained it to her, she hit me again!

      *sigh*

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      $0.02 (CDN)
    7. Re:yup, he does read /. by Ashen · · Score: 1

      I mod my friends' comments all the time, although I'm not sure if they've been keeping track of their karma or not.

  10. Slashdotted - AGAIN *snicker* by Stavr0 · · Score: 0, Informative


    The main site is being Slashdotted today. A complete mirror of the site is here. Thank you to Jason for the space.

    Adam also provided some space for a temporary, mini-site. That is here. I've also mirrored the following pages here:
    FAQ

    CURRENT PROJECTS

    RADIO FREE BURRITO

    I didn't have time to make it all pretty, because I'm working on an audition today. Sorry for the ugliness. Please add wilwheaton.net to your bookmarks, and come by in a day or so.
    Thanks!

    -Wil

    1. Re:Slashdotted - AGAIN *snicker* by dirtyboot · · Score: 1

      Hey, uh, Wil, could you maybe give us the URL for that mirror? It might help, y'know. :)

      -db

    2. Re:Slashdotted - AGAIN *snicker* by Kaypro · · Score: 1

      I think a URL might be in order...no?

      Cheers!

    3. Re:Slashdotted - AGAIN *snicker* by LaNMaN2000 · · Score: 1

      User #35032?

      Wow, you really have been here a while.

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    4. Re:Slashdotted - AGAIN *snicker* by Teancom · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is the funniest thing I've seen all day, second only to the actual interview. Way to karma-whore with links, *but not even provide the links*... Proving yet again that moderators don't actually read the comment...

      Sheesh....

    5. Re:Slashdotted - AGAIN *snicker* by thalakan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nice lady: Would anybody else like to share?

      Bum in red hat: Hello, my name is Jason, and... I'm a Wil Wheaton mirror.

      Everybody: <chorus>Hi, Jason!</chorus>

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    6. Re:Slashdotted - AGAIN *snicker* by hereticmessiah · · Score: 1

      Very funny. If you were going to pretend to be Wil, you should have at least created a fake account that made it *look* as if you were Wil.

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    7. Re:Slashdotted - AGAIN *snicker* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wil's only slashdot I.d. is CleverNickName

  11. Geek code... whoa. by imrdkl · · Score: 1
    I dont even have one of those.

    I am humbled and awed. (Well, at least impressed...)

    Thanks for sharing, Wil.

  12. Proof by aridhol · · Score: 2, Funny
    And I *did* assimilate lots of other computers to make mine.

    After he left the Enterprise, Crusher was Borged!
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  13. Glad to see at least one child star... by dave-fu · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...not ending up on the E! True Hollywood Story.
    But I guess there's time enough for him to knock over liquor stores, get into crack and make a porno, right?

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    This comment has been submitted already, 276865 hours , 59 minutes ago. No need to try again.
    1. Re:Glad to see at least one child star... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But I guess there's time enough for him to knock over liquor stores, get into crack and make a porno, right?

      Hey yeah Wil, what *are* you doing this weekend?


      mmm... crack.... oohohohohohohohohohohohoho....

  14. Random note on NewTek/Play by bbk · · Score: 5, Informative

    Play (the newtek people) made a linear video editor called Trinity, which happened to tank in the marketplace - neat hardware though - 8x9 production video switcher, real time effects and video mapping, all through a box hooked to a winNT machine. Cool hardware, but they missed the nonlinear video boat, and their expansion nonlinear system didn't integrate all that well.

    Play went under, and got bought by "Global Streams", and they sell trinity based harware that is made to stream video over the internet.

    BBK, provider of random trivia

    1. Re:Random note on NewTek/Play by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know a lot about Trinity. I know enough about it to do some basic clip splicing in it and presentations. I volunteered at a church that used it for projection. It worked well, except when it didn't, which was most of the time. *sigh* At any rate, it kept crashing on WinNT because of some faulty coding (argument string left open), and people were raising all Cain trying to fix it so it wouldn't leave the pastor with his finger raised about to start a point that he couldn't make until the sermon notes were on the screen. It was their fault, too; they had to set up entirely new hardware to get the Trinity images to display on a projector, and /that/ had a tendency to crash. They used some little known functions to try to turn it into a projection machine.

      Expense: Over $10,000 in hardware (that's just for the box and NT comp) in place of $100 Powerpoint, which they had lying around all over the place. And I'm sure there were better Free or Open Source replacements for Powerpoint. Oh, and how many times did they use the box the way it was supposed to be? Three. And they didn't need to, because they had a software-based solution on a Mac that they knew how to use!

      Just another example of good hardware shoehorned into a role it was never designed to fill.

      As an aside, I really like Wil Wheaton for his wit and humor.

  15. For those who can't decode Geek on the fly... by uberdood · · Score: 5, Informative

    Follow this link:

    online geek code decoder

    (be sure to cut Wil's code first!)

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  16. Yo Wil, read this! by Zico · · Score: 1

    Nice bands you listed there — if you're into that stuff, I highly recommend that you get "Viewmaster" by The Pinehurst Kids, or probably anything by 'em. You can thank me later!


    Really nice interview, btw. I bet there are a lot of so-called "fans" who should be reading the part about how their silly obsessions can really wear down on a guy just trying to have fun and make a living. Take care.


  17. 2 things.... by FortKnox · · Score: 5, Funny

    First:
    FNORD

    Sounds like someones been playing DeusEx...

    Second:
    Which one? (Score:5, Funny)
    by sandidge (TetsuBeav@Ieatspamwith.beer.com) on Monday October 15, @07:36AM (#2430156)
    (User #150265 Info | http://www.techno-ronin.com/)
    So, uh, Beverly Crusher, Troi or Yar?


    This questions wasn't asked (Being one of the top Score:5 questions!).
    Since the author was too afraid to ask, if you are reading this wil, please answer ;-)

    Also, did you ever score with any of the redshirt women????

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    1. Re:2 things.... by sandidge · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      YES! Someone remembered me! The Slashdot conspiracy will not hold me down!

    2. Re:2 things.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can see answers to questions such as this at the adequacy.org interview. A link is available here.

    3. Re:2 things.... by Aqualung · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, it's from Robert A. Wilson's Illuminatus Trilogy, which predates Deus Ex by a decade or three...

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    4. Re:2 things.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      FNORD is not originally from Deus Ex.
      It stands for "Fnord Nova Omni, Regina Discordia".

      Some have posted that Wil is a fan of the Illuminati card game. But is he a fan of it because he is deeply involved in discordian, anti-american activites? Perhaps it is time for yet another Secret Service raid...

    5. Re:2 things.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man.. That was a very good book. I read it some two years ago. Though, I usually don't read "old" science fiction (yeah.. yeah.. call me stupid), I happened to read this one. And it was really worth it.
      *Hmm.. Where the authors smoking something or what? Creative text anyway..*

      -NetRunner-

    6. Re:2 things.... by MrResistor · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Didn't Pinky of Pinky and the Brain say "Fnord!" on a fairly regular basis?

      It's been a while, so my memories are somewhat muddled...

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    7. Re:2 things.... by elmegil · · Score: 1

      If you think the fnord is a narf, it can't eat you

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    8. Re:2 things.... by On+Lawn · · Score: 1

      heh,

      You know Ashley Judd played a semi-love interest of his... twice (in a skirt).

      The first was the episode the mind-programming games, I don't think I saw the second one.

      But I think the prettiest was the one in the "Wesley plays ball, breaks window, get sentenced to death, Picard denies Prime Directive to save him" girl.

    9. Re:2 things.... by SEE · · Score: 4, Informative

      FNORD

      Sounds like someones been playing DeusEx..


      Oh, goddess. Look, get the Illuminatus Trilogy, then get the Principia Discordia . (The reason I pointed you to the Steve Jackson Games edition of the Principia is because they were the company hit by the infamous Secret Service raid -- you've heard of that at least, right?). You probably need a copy of the Jargon File, too. Read alt.religion.kibo a few days, and then move on to the Internet Oracle.

      Then come back here when you're properly versed in esoteric geek subculture memes. 'Kay?

    10. Re:2 things.... by mshomphe · · Score: 1
      And, for the uninitiated to Robert Wilson's lovely books, "fnord" is a Pavlovian device used by various spooky groups. Looking at the word "fnord" gives the reader a general sense of unease and disquiet. In addition, they don't actually *see* the word. So, as an example:
      fnord Microsoft today....
      Hence, the reader gets a general sense of uneasiness reading "Microsoft".
      --
      She sat at the window watching the evening invade the avenue.
    11. Re:2 things.... by LMacG · · Score: 1

      Pinky's interjections of choice were generally "narf!" or "poit."

      --
      Slightly disreputable, albeit gregarious
    12. Re:2 things.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In one episode it was changed to Fjord.

    13. Re:2 things.... by MrResistor · · Score: 2
      Ah

      Likely the source of my confusion

      --
      Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.
    14. Re:2 things.... by xx01dk · · Score: 1

      Check out http://foldoc.doc.ic.ac.uk/foldoc/foldoc.cgi?query =fnord

      :)
      Oh, no! I'm Anonimous! ...Must be at werk...

      --
      There is simply too much glass..
  18. Re:woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't of married her if I didn't.

  19. cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he handles the sf adult screenwriter stereotyping well.

    congradulations wil

  20. Re:Fluffy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being the kind of person he is, I would say he is quite fluffy.

  21. Another Mirror by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 2, Informative

    In case the other two mirrors go down, there's a full mirror at http://www.culturepimp.com/wil/.

  22. (Redudant) Great Interview! by Adhoc · · Score: 1

    I take much comfort in hating Bob Saget and resent the attempt to shatter my illusions. (Although he's right, Bob Saget was great in Half Baked, to a large degree because it was Bob Saget telling he'd sucked dick to support his cocaine habit.)

    1. Re:(Redudant) Great Interview! by elmegil · · Score: 2

      The Bob Saget interview on Ben Stein's attempt at a talk show was pretty dirty (for Comedy Central anyway) and amusing. Having seen that I believe Wil that Bob is nothing like Full House.

      --
      7 November 2006: The day Americans realized corruption and incompetence weren't addressing 11 September 2001
    2. Re:(Redudant) Great Interview! by masq · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I saw Bob Saget on HBO, and he was RAUNCHY. That made his material twice as shocking, hearing it come from his "pristine mouth". Seriously, he's at least as sick and twisted as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams, etc. He just knows how his bread is buttered; "Mister Nice Guy".

      But *on* the record, everything he's done outside of his sick standup SUCKS. I see that America's Stupidest Idiots show, or whatever the hell it's called, and I pray Osama Bin Laden's in the audience with an AK-47. I know I can trust Osama to do what needs to be done.

  23. best... interview... ever.... by abde · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Wil Wheaton is a geek overlord. He reads Known Space, listens to Nerf Herder, Save Ferris, and TMBG, is a comedy improv veteran, has survived the linux install, has survived the linux uninstall, likes to discuss politics, gets excited about a no. 42 boarding pass, prefers the Bavarians to the Gnomes, and also did some movies and television, I've heard.

    Wesley who?

    --
    Don't blame me - I voted for Howard Dean. http://dean2004.blogspot.com
    1. Re:best... interview... ever.... by WinterSolstice · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I must concur. I was a Wesley hater, and I still am. I am also one of those dorks who overly associated Mr Wheaton with some of the stupid stuff his character did.


      I must say however, that after reading this, reading the other interview he recently did, and reading his site; This guy is a hell of a lot cooler than I am.


      I am very impressed, I loved the various movie references (Especially the Monty Python bit at the end there, that was classic), and I must say I was very impressed by his general "humanity".


      Hell of a guy. Especially to let the vindictive like of /. get ahold of him :)


      He also made me go lookup geekcode for the first time in a while. I had almost forgotten it!! This is especially sad, since I have mine posted on my /. account :)


      -WS

      --
      An operating system should be like a light switch... simple, effective, easy to use, and designed for everyone.
    2. Re:best... interview... ever.... by merlin_jim · · Score: 2

      I'd just like to second that, and throw all my karma to the wind by going completely offtopic at the same time.

      Wil, if I was a cool kid, I would definitely save you a seat. Post more often on slashdot! I've been reading your old comments, nothing I saw that I didn't think belonged here.

      Oh, and good luck with the comedy. If I'm ever in the area, I'll be sure to check out one of your shows.

      --
      I am disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?!
    3. Re:best... interview... ever.... by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...he did say he was an avid Slashdot reader, and had some stories rejected. Could Wil Wheaton be using his secret Slashdot accounts to give props to himself?

      Or better yet, has anyone ever seen Wil Wheaton and Signal 11 together at the same time?

    4. Re:best... interview... ever.... by Erasmus+Darwin · · Score: 3, Funny
      "listens to Nerf Herder, Save Ferris, and TMBG"

      The more I read, the cooler Wil Wheaton gets. Any more, and he'll start single-handedly reversing the Greenhouse Effect.

    5. Re:best... interview... ever.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not a Star Trek fan. I find the Trek "universe" pretty damned silly. Star Trek is to science fiction what pop/Nsync is to music. That being said, the only interesting part of any Star Trek series could be the people and their interactions. In that regard, TNG had it right. No other version of the series has reached a level of such interesting characters (even if Wes was under-developed).

      I never "hated" Wes. Never thought of him as a Star Trek version of Jar-Jar Binks. In fact, he was never a character I paid a lot of attention to -- much more than perhaps Whoopi Goldberg's character in the bar. That being said, I thought Mr. Wheaton did a respectful job portraying the character. You couldn't have expected anything more from a non-participatory (by force of directors and writers -- not himself) early teen actor.

      Next to Jonothan Frakes, Wil is probably the only other person from any Star Trek series that I'd like to see more of in film -- especially after coming to see what a rational and interesting person he is in real life.

      As far as Slashdot interviews go... I've been here a *long* time. Longer than about 99.5% of Slashdot readers. And I must say, with the possible exception of Steve Wozniack, Wil Wheaton provided the best interview and was the most entertaining to read. It's a shame we couldn't force him to answer even more questions.

  24. Thanks for the laugh... by DoomHaven · · Score: 4, Funny

    Patrick Stewart's bald head

    by Genie1 on 09:40 AM October 15th, 2001

    Have you (or any of the TNG cast) ever rubbed it for good luck?

    Are you kidding me? We'd gather every Monday morning in the center of the bridge, cry havoc, and let slip the rubbing of Patrick's head. We always wanted to rub Shatner's bald head for luck, but he'd never take off his toupee. So we'd just rub his belly instead.


    Thanks, Wil! That was the funniest thing I have seen on /. interview!

    BTW, thanks for the interview; I liked your character on ST:NG, thought you did a great job playing him, and glad you posted responses here to show what a great guy you are! Good luck with your career!

    --
    "Don't mind me cutting myself on Occam's Razor"
    1. Re:Thanks for the laugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 Underrated
      +1 Funny

      Wha!?!??! Did I miss a page or two of the post?

  25. Re:No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "But Wesley Crusher still sucked the most out of all Trek series. "

    I have to agree, but since burger flipping is the most important skill for a open source looser that really doesn't matter for most of the /. crowd.

  26. Re:Another Mirror (correction) by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 4, Informative

    Oops. That URL should be http://www.culturepimp.com/wil/. Sorry for the snafu.

  27. Gotta love his trek geek code by evenprime · · Score: 5, Funny
    It translates as:

    GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t++@($)] My tendencies on this issue range from: "It's the best show around. I have all the episodes and the movies on tape and can quote entire scenes verbatim. I've built a few of the model kits too. But you'll never catch me at one of those conventions. Those people are kooks. But that varies...", to: "It's just another TV show. Getting paid for it!"
    --

    "Weapons should be hardy rather than decorative" - Miyamoto Musashi
    I think that goes for OS's too
  28. missed question by juuri · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    i missed the first go round...

    do you still irc, goatboy?

    --
    --- I do not moderate.
    1. Re:missed question by juuri · · Score: 2

      to the moron that mod'd this down

      goatboy was will's irc handle

      --
      --- I do not moderate.
    2. Re:missed question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing you posted both of those at +1; otherwise you might have accumulated too much karma, causing your head to explode.

  29. "Shut up, Wesley!" by Nightpaw · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, sorry about that. It just seemed like the perfect response, and I really did just watch Datalore like ten minutes earlier. I actually thought your comments were perfectly respectable.

  30. William Fucking Shatner by GnulixRulz · · Score: 1, Troll
    On wilwheaton.net, Wil complains about William Shatner's snooty attitude, but does Wil have any university buildings named after him like William Shatner does?

    (Picture taken at YAPC::America::North 2001 at McGill University in Montréal)

    1. Re:William Fucking Shatner by GnulixRulz · · Score: 1

      I really don't remember. I think it might have been some sort of newspaper subscription. If I
      find the negative, and it has more text on it,
      I'll let you know.

      (Moderators: That text was on the advert below
      the William Shatner plaque)

  31. Wil For Congress by ch-chuck · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So if I can use my visibility to bring attention to the idiocy of the DMCA, or the things the MPAA and RIAA have been pulling the last 2 years, then I will do it, gladly.

    might help balance the damage done by Sony Bono, uh, Sonny.

    --
    try { do() || do_not(); } catch (JediException err) { yoda(err); }
    1. Re:Wil For Congress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, he can head the /. or Geek party (same thing :)! He's a celebrity with a fresh, young face. People think of him as this smart kid, so...

      I mean, we *did* elect Bono *ooogh* ... Why not Wil? He's articulate enough, put him in some good tech state & elect 'im!

  32. Tales of Known Space, Sternbach, and Niven by devphil · · Score: 2


    In one of his author's notes somewhere, Niven mentions that Sternbach's cover art for Tales of Known Space contains, somewhere, a very tiny Ringworld.

    Wil, did you ever find it?

    --
    You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
    1. Re:Tales of Known Space, Sternbach, and Niven by CleverNickName · · Score: 2

      In one of his author's notes somewhere, Niven mentions that Sternbach's cover art for Tales of Known Space contains, somewhere, a very tiny Ringworld.

      Wil, did you ever find it?


      Yeah, but I had to take it to Rick, and have him point it out to me. It's sort of on it's side, if I recall correctly...

      I wonder if any studio would make Ringworld, without screwing it up? Because you know what would happen: they'd make the first one, it would be a huge success, then they'd sell the rights for Engineers to Showtime, and it'd become a cheap, late night softcore spin off.

    2. Re:Tales of Known Space, Sternbach, and Niven by devphil · · Score: 2


      Oi, thanks for answering!

      I wonder if any studio would make Ringworld, without screwing it up?

      Of course not. :-) Some parts require a bit of thinking, and that's more than what the typical studio audience will put up with. Mmmmmm... actually, somebody's already purchased the movie rights, I think. I forget who. They're just sitting on it.

      The sequels would be ever harder to make; each one requires more physics knowledge on the part of the reader/viewer than the one before.

      --
      You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
  33. Best /. interview(ee) ever? by Arrgh · · Score: 1

    Even if I weren't already a fan of wilwheaton.net I would still consider this interview to be one of the best I remember. Wil is a fabulous guy (even if he hasn't answered my email) and it's great to have him in our community.

  34. got i'm an ass. by jon_c · · Score: 1


    Commodore never "got" the Amiga. Yet another example of Corporate America failing to see the forest through the trees.


    Amiga was a Canadian company.

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    this is my sig.
    1. Re:got i'm an ass. by geomcbay · · Score: 2

      Commodore was started in New York. It moved to Canada later, but it was also based in the Bahamas after that.

      In any case, during the height of the C64 and Amiga, its primary operations were in West Chester, PA, despite where it was legally incorporated.

      In any case, by Corporate America I'm sure he meant it in spirit, not in law. For example, Sony is a shining symbol of Corporate America despite being a Japanese company.

    2. Re:got i'm an ass. by Monte · · Score: 1

      Amiga was a Canadian company.

      Err, when exactly? I know the poor thing has been bounced hither tither and yon, but as I understand it before Commodore (a U.S. company) bought'em out, it was made by Hi-Toro, AFAIK also a U.S. company. What am I missing?

    3. Re:got i'm an ass. by OldBen · · Score: 1

      Y'know, since we're picking nits here, "American" can technically refer to just about anything and anyone in the western hemisphere (at least on the continents of North America and South America, which does include Canada).

    4. Re:got i'm an ass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on up, but bring your own KY because you pansy ass foreigners usually can't handle riding bareback.

    5. Re:got i'm an ass. by The+Kow · · Score: 1

      It would seem that Corporate America does the vast amount of the capital investment into the tech. industry, particularly with computers. So unless you foresaw Corporate Canada as being The Savior for Amiga, I think this statement stands as fair.

      --
      Moo
  35. A Kindred Spirit! :-) by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    ... and complain that none of my submissions are ever taken.

    Wow! I thought I was the only one who posted tons of articles and few, usually the least interesting, get through. Well, Wil, I've got new respect for ya, d00d!

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  36. Nice guy.. but... by pigeon · · Score: 1

    After reading this interview I kind of like this guy. Too bad he likes Bob Saget.. I mean, Bob is one of the most terrible abominations on Tv and probably the stuff Microsoft Bob was made of..

  37. Re:A Confession by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who the hell modded this up? You sick mf

  38. Geek Code by msheppard · · Score: 2

    t++@($)
    Sweet. Very sweet.

    M@

    --
    Krispy Cream is people
  39. Ugh... by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 1

    SNL wasn't ready for primetime back when it started, and it was superior to virtually everything else on TV. Now that it's been processed for The Masses, I think it sucks more often than not. Except Will Farrell. That man is a genius.

    Aieeee!!!! Will Farrell epitomizes all that is wrong with SNL and SNL-inspired movies! He's evil, I tells you! Eeeevil!

    --
    __
    Do ya feel happy-go-lucky, punk?
    1. Re:Ugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean there's something right with SNL and SNL movies?!

    2. Re:Ugh... by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 1

      You mean there's something right with SNL and SNL movies?!

      Not necessarily. Farrell could epitomize everything about them...

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      __
      Do ya feel happy-go-lucky, punk?
  40. Down to earth by cnkeller · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What a great interview. Wil seems like a very down to earth and likable person (a lot like the guys from Sugar Ray). My opinion of him definetly changed after visiting his website. Points to slashdot for arranging the interview and Wil for answering them. I'll definetly be checking out some of this other (more recent work -- frightening to think we're the same age). Keep the faith Wil.....

    --

    there are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots

  41. Cool interview. by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just wanted to say, I liked the interview. What surprised me most were Wil's responses. He actually sounded HUMAN. (I don't know why I felt compelled to write that. After all, we all know that he IS human. I guess it is just that I've never really seen the off-camera side of him.) Far more articulate than I expected.

    Growing up (and being the same age as Wil), I identified with his character in some ways. Oddly enough, reading his response, I identify with HIM in other ways.

    This is getting far too scary for me to continue. ;)

    1. Re:Cool interview. by tdrury · · Score: 2

      He actually sounded HUMAN.

      I thought the exact same thing. If I were into video production, etc. as a hobby, I'd even feel comfortable emailing the guy about doing some of his short stories. How many Hollywood stars can you say that about?

      Great interview. The best I've read on Slashdot yet.

      -tim

    2. Re:Cool interview. by nurightshu · · Score: 2, Funny
      He actually sounded HUMAN.

      Schweet! WilSim 4.7 passed the Turing Test! We'll start the marketing campaign next week.

      --
      They that would sacrifice their .sig space for that cliched Franklin quote deserve neither.
    3. Re:Cool interview. by PD · · Score: 2

      He actually sounded HUMAN.

      You're thinking of Brent Spiner.

  42. Does it bother you that ... by joeflies · · Score: 2, Funny
    Since Chris asked you for the interview, then that means that you've got a headline in Slashdot but still don't have a submission :>)

    On the serious side - you rock, thanks for the great interview. I feel like I learned a new dimension about you.

  43. Not to pick nits... by Byteme · · Score: 1

    ...I have a real fondness in my heart for the Emo bands, and the indie rock. Some of my current listens are Radiohead, The Pixies, Tool, The Ataris, Coldplay, They Might Be Giants, Portishead, *Nsync, (just seeing if you're skimming or really listening. har.), Pink Floyd, The Rushmore soundtrack, fairview, Alkaline Trio, Hot Water Music, and The Get Up Kids.

    I was actually interested in what emo and indie bands you were listening to. You list does not indicate any from either genre. Well, maybe the Pixies.

    1. Re:Not to pick nits... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.pronoblem.com/inside.html

      forum 3000 rip off....

      you are correct however... he seems to be listing some of the more popular bands... with 6000 cds his taste probably runs deeper...

    2. Re:Not to pick nits... by Hornsby · · Score: 1

      I think I can help you here...

      The following bands fall DIRECTLY into the stereotypical emo category(and what a dumb word emo is to say the least):

      Alkaline Trio, The Get Up Kids, and Hot Water Music

      I have a very special place in my heart for HWM seeing as how we live in the same town, and I've hung out with them on numerous occassions...

      As far as indie rock is concerned, I don't see any Sebadoh or Archers Of Loaf on his list, so I'll assume that he's talking about modern indie-rock(which is quite a bit different from early 90's indie rock).

      The Pixies are pretty undefinable, so I guess that would leave The Ataris for their sheer DIY work ethic... I haven't heard Coldplay or Fairview, so I couldn't say about them... Anyway, I wouldn't listen to any of those emo bands at the top(way too poppy) except for HWM's earlier work (Forever and Counting, Fuel For The Hate Game, Finding the rhythms, Neverender, and Push For Coin). They kinda pooped out after that. If you're looking for resources on great emo music, I would highly suggest this website. http://www.fourfa.com/. It breaks it down by generation and accurately describes the various sounds coming out of different regions of America.

      Oh yeah... Don't forget to check out my band ;-)
      http://drink.to/adl

      *Travis

      --
      A musician without the RIAA, is like a fish without a bicycle.
  44. Re:adequacy and slant six should buy banner ads by KosovoYankee · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Or at least get charged for all the free spam they spray all over slashdot.

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  45. OT- what is making by perdida · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    people post at default 3?

    1. Re:OT- what is making by Galvatron · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      The underrated mod gives a point without displaying a reason. That's probably what you're seeing.

      --
      "The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than that of whether a submarine can swim" -EWD
    2. Re:OT- what is making by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be moderators abusing +1: Underrated.

  46. Great Interview by librarygeek · · Score: 1

    IMHO that was a good interview. I really enjoyed reading it. Good job Wil

  47. Decoded OS portion of Geek Code by dstone · · Score: 4, Funny

    Using The Geek Code Decoder Page, here are three of Wil's OS codes, decoded...

    L+>++++
    I've managed to get GNU/Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS...

    UL
    I use GNU/Linux exclusively. I have a unix account to do my stuff in...

    w++++>----
    I have Windows, Windows 95, Windows NT, and Windows NT Advanced Server all running on my SMP RISC machine...

    1. Re:Decoded OS portion of Geek Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the >---- transition on the windows code section. I don't have the exact wording, but that basically means that he'd like to see it wiped off the face of the planet, someday.

    2. Re:Decoded OS portion of Geek Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "Linux". There is no such thing as GNU/Linux.

  48. Is it just my imagination... by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...or does this guy seem a little immature for a 29 year-old?

    1. Re:Is it just my imagination... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, time to take a shower, tighten that belt, and get a job as an insurance agent.

      Btw, did you know that, statistically, the people that ask that question most often are between 13-15 and >50?

    2. Re:Is it just my imagination... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dunno... what's immaturity and what's just not taking life too seriously?

  49. Wil is God Damn Cool. by masq · · Score: 1

    I just wanted to say it.

    And for God's sake, man, thanks for the Blalock link. You have made my life a better place.

  50. I love it!! by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Thank you for blaming ME for the writing of a fictional character, on a fictional tv show. That makes complete sense, considering all the input the writers would take from a 15 year old kid. Have you ever bothered to ask? Did it ever occur to you that I just said the lines I was given? Don't take it out on me. I'm just an actor, who did the best job he could with what he was given.


    This is the same as Shatner telling an entire Trek-Con to get a life!

    Wil! You rule!

    --
    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    1. Re:I love it!! by jovlinger · · Score: 2
      shatner on snl was perhaps one of the funniest episodes of that show ever. Shatner just doesn't take himself seriously (or at least is cunning enough not to seem to, which ammounts to the same thing).

      "..what was the combination?" Brilliant!

      and since I'm in a musical mood:
      quote Wheaton:

      Sometimes it just makes me feel bad, and other times, it makes me mad.

      sometimes it makes me want to swear and curse. But when you're chewing on life's gristle, \\ don't grumble, give a whisle, \\ and this'll \\ make things turn out for the best. \\ eh!

    2. Re:I love it!! by Astartaelon · · Score: 1

      I noticed that line too. I was wondering if anyone else did. ;-) Glad to see I'm not the only Python fan here! And the fact that Wil quoted from TLOB means to me that his own sense of humor is well warped...

      --
      I can't think of anything ingenius, clever or witty to say right now... "This is the strangest life I've ever known."
  51. OT: Mod parent up or change the article! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No kidding.. made it take twice as long to read. HTML tags are your friends..

  52. Heh by Auckerman · · Score: 2
    I don't know what's worse, that I read all of the interview or that I know which episode "We're from Starfleet! We don't lie!" (not by name at least)


    For the curious, its right after Wesley was playing ball with some locals on some planet where all crime gets the death penalty and trips over some bar blocking access to some screened in plants (i guess). He admits to it to a police officer, not knowing they are going to kill him for it, and the police was suprised and said something like "you admit to it" which he replies......

    --

    Burn Hollywood Burn
    1. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We already refer to that episode as "The Planet of the Jogging CoEds", since the entire planet was populated by Beautiful Big Breasted (or Rippled Abs) People. It was also the lamest (bar none) ST:TNG episode ever. (Well, except for one where Riker falls in love with a prune-looking androygen).

      Anyway, I now feel slightly guilty for ragging on Wes these years. Sorry dude. It was a fictional character on a fictional TV show. I formally apologize.

  53. Dude. You're funny. Really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And I'm not even such a geek. Sure, I'm a professional computer programmer, have read Ender's Game (and loved it) and used to watch TNG (and know what the acronym stands for,) but I'm not a real geek. I think you could go mainstream comedy.


    Loved the stand by me quote esp.

  54. desktop linux by JoshuaDFranklin · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I had the hardest time just getting it to do things like find my sound card, or give me fonts in X-windows when I was running Netscape that didn't make my eyes bleed. It also didn't help that when I did my install, it never seemed to tell me exactly what dependencies I needed, so lots of stuff didn't work correctly, and I could never figure out where things were supposed to go, which was frustrating to me. I rely on computers for too much in my life to make my primary OS one that doesn't run in idiot (also known as Wil Wheaton) mode.

    IMHO, this is the real test for Linux on the desktop. Can someone who wants to use it do so?
    I might not mind lynx and do all my word processing in vim, but my wife or mom need the "Windows key" to open the KDE menu.

    1. Re:desktop linux by MaxVlast · · Score: 1

      Bravo! I get most sick of people drooling that nobody should need any word processor than EMACS.

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      Max V.
      NeXTMail/MIME Mail welcome
  55. puke in terror by psychalgia · · Score: 3, Funny

    this is the only celebrity interview Ive ever read that hasnt made me puke in terror. Thanks.

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  56. I think we can give Wil his official geek permit. by Yohimbe · · Score: 3, Funny

    What do you say folks? Should we teach him the secret handshake?

    --
    -- Perl Hack, Web Hack, SQL Hack, Guitar Hack
  57. Simposons Reference by yawble · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did no one else catch the Simpsons reference?

    The important thing is, I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time

    It was said by GrandPa simpson where he was yammering on and on and did nothing but segue...

    From the story about how hitler had stolen the number 20 and they had to use the word dickety.

    I throughly enjoyed the interview, and Wil Wheaton on ST:TNG. Reading his website and this interview just goes to prove how cool of a guy he is.

    My god Wil. Just think, you just aquired yourself an army of geeks to do your bidding!!

    1. Re:Simposons Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      "We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville.

      I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which was what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry costs a nickel. And in those days nickels had pictures of Bumble Bees on them. `Gimme five bees for a quarter' you'd say.

      Now where were we....oh yeah, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.... they didn't have white onions, because of the war, the only thing you could get was the big yellow ones."

      - Grandpa Simpson

      (Last Exit to Springfield # 9F15)

    2. Re:Simposons Reference by cavemanf16 · · Score: 2
      ARGH! I missed a Simpson's reference! I suck. (But I get it now, great grandpa simpson qoute btw).

      Anyways, wow! That was probably the funniest, most insightful, honest interview I've read on slasdot in the year that I've been reading it. Wil sounds exactly like me. A wanna-be nerd, ending up only as a sorry geek with little true tech knowledge.

      I never liked the Wesley Crusher character, but then again, I'm not a huge Star Trek fan because the characters, as Wil admits, were too perfect. Besides, most things that are done in a big way, with big public support, usually aren't done as well. Sure, they can be amazing and larger than life, but they just don't have the quality and soul of something done on a small scale, without regard to the monetary rewards.

      I'll check out your website later tonight, Wil. Sounds like there's a lot more to you than a cheesy role on a show I never got into that much. I'd be very interested to see some of your short story home-made movies you kept mentioning above that you want to produce so badly. Given the humor and honest approach to everything, inconjunction with the (for once) good grammatical expression of your thoughts that you demonstrated in this interview, I'm sure I would like your stuff.

      P.S. - Geeks DO like girls who don't look like a supermodel, but are cool. My new girlfriend is studying TBAL (To Be A Lawyer), so she's full of book nerdiness, but I gotta admit, she's the best thing for me, despite whatever physical traits other girls might have that would outdo hers.

    3. Re:Simposons Reference by Nurlman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hey, if Wil can geek it up, I can too.

      The "tied an onion on my belt" line wasn't from Grampa's story about Hitler stealing the number 20, it was from his strategy for dealing with striking power plant workers:

      Burns: Smithers, get me some strikebreakers. The kind they had in the '30s.
      [Grampa speaks for an assemblage of senior citizens]
      Grampa: We can't bust heads like we used to, but we do have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I took the ferry over to Shelbyville: I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickle, which in those days had pictures of bumblebees printed on 'em. 'Gimme five bees for a quarter,' you'd say. Now where was I? Oh, the important thing was, I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

      (Of course, that's quoted from memory.)

      Nice ob:Simpsons ref, Wil.

    4. Re:Simposons Reference by Loligo · · Score: 1
      >Did no one else catch the Simpsons reference?

      I not only caught it, I mentioned it, quoted it, and then had to explain it to the good folks on the chat sstem I hang out on.

      Sigh, and these people call themselves FANS.

      -l

    5. Re:Simposons Reference by yawble · · Score: 1

      D'oh. I stand corrected.
      You are correct about the episode.
      man.. there goes all of my self induced simpsons-leetness... :/

    6. Re:Simposons Reference by KuNgFo0 · · Score: 0

      I read that line in the interview and instantly picked up the reference, and laughed out loud. Then I thought, "Hrm, I bet NO ONE picked that up! I better post a reply! Whoops, looks like someone else caught it too, darnit." I read Wil's site somewhat often, and he quotes the Simpsons and Futuramma here and there. Blah etc

    7. Re:Simposons Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of COURSE we caught it... what do you think this is? North Haverbrook? :)

  58. Same Thing We Do Every Day, Pinky by robbway · · Score: 1

    WIL WHEATON DOT NET
    May peace prevail on earth


    And then the time is ripe for Wheaton to rule the world! Mwaaa ha ha!

  59. As a consummate Simpsons fan.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ... I must say, Wil won me over completely when he said I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time...


    Whoo hoo!

    1. Re:As a consummate Simpsons fan.... by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yup, he got me with that one :)

  60. Followup question... MPAA vs. acting by sdo1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wil, we know you're reading...

    Don't you think that fighting the evil doings of the MPAA and having an acting career in Hollywood are mutually exclusive activities?

    -S

    --
    --- What parts of "shall make no law", "shall not be infringed", and "shall not be violated" don't you understand?
    1. Re:Followup question... MPAA vs. acting by greygent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is being a millworker, and picketing with your union for better pay and/or benefits wrong?

    2. Re:Followup question... MPAA vs. acting by sdo1 · · Score: 1

      No, but it's a hell of a lot easier to be "blacklisted" in Hollywood than it is with other jobs.

      -S

      --
      --- What parts of "shall make no law", "shall not be infringed", and "shall not be violated" don't you understand?
  61. My world has been shattered by coupland · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Bob Saget is a perfect example. Holy shit. He is one of the dirtiest, funniest, stand-up comedians I've ever seen"


    Wesley Crusher said "shit"...

    :P

    1. Re:My world has been shattered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Data said it first. In character. On screen.

    2. Re:My world has been shattered by AstroJetson · · Score: 2, Funny

      I saw him recently in a short blurb in a ST:TNG marathon on TNN. He was talking about being noticed by some good looking women and wondering if it was because they thought he was cute or because he was on Star Trek. Then he realized that it was because he was on Star Trek goddammit. That last bit was bleeped of course.

      --
      Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations.
    3. Re:My world has been shattered by cabbey · · Score: 2

      hehe... then I'd love to see your reaction to one of his spots "hosting" the TNG repeats on TNN (anyone else remember when TNN was "the Nashvile Network"?) when he's talking about some cute girl checking him out, and he's asking himself "is she looking at me 'cuz I'm, like, cute... or... no, it's because I'm on Trek, G** D*****!" Where he litterally changes from a nervous teen in the first half to a normal biter adult in the last half... it's *hilarious*.

    4. Re:My world has been shattered by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wesley Crusher said "shit"...

      He just said "Fuck", too.

      Har.

    5. Re:My world has been shattered by IVotedIn2000 · · Score: 1

      Don't take it personally, Wil, just because some people will always think of you as a trivial character. For that matter, don't take *anything* personally. Life's too short for that.

  62. Behind my times, I guess by ruszka · · Score: 1

    When I first saw there'd be an interview with a guy named Wil Wheaton I thought "wow I used to have a crush on an actor with that name when I was a kid" I thought the two people couldn't possibly be the same person.. (I haven't watched Star Trek in a long, long time so I had no clue) Anyhow, I think what Wil is doing with his site and everything is great.. Unfortunately many people see someone as one thing and won't accept anything else.. but at least this way, he's opening himself up and showing people all the other things there is to know about himself..

    Great interview!

    1. Re:Behind my times, I guess by gnudutch · · Score: 0

      Shut up, Wesley!

  63. Adric (since Wil is apparently reading this... :-) by Masem · · Score: 5, Informative
    Since wil claims not to know Adric:

    Adric was play by Matthew Whitehouse on Dr. Who in the late Tom Baker/early Davidson earlys (would be early 80s without going to check myself on that). Adric was picked up for the TARDIS crew in the episode "Full Circle"; the character was a teenage boy that was awfully smart; his outfit included a gold-plated star badge that indicated an award for outstanding mathematics ability. A few episodes later (Logopolis) he learns the matematics of Block Transfer Computation which is what helps the TARDIS define it's exterior dimenssion, in only a rather short time. The next episode, Castrovalva, has the Doctor's nemesis, the Master, using Adric's new knowledge to lure the Doctor into a trap.

    After that point, they don't play too much on the issue of Adric's intelligence; instead, he was a decent alternative to the always screaming Tegan and the rather quiet Nyssa.

    Adric's farewell was one of the more spectactular in the series; in "Earthshock", as the Cyberman (another foe of the Doctor) have taken over a spaceship containing a large amount of explosives, taken it back in time 65million years, and plan to throw it at the earth as to destroy *all* life on the planet, Adric sacrifices himself to mearly have the ship 'glance' at the earth as opposed to a direct impact, thus reducing the force of the explosion and only killing off the dinosaurs. Before he leaves the Doctor the last time, he gives him his award badge; unfortunately, the Doctor finds that he must use it to kill off the Cyberman leader (who are fatally influenced by gold); it was the only episode of DW to end with no music over the credits, only an image of the broken badge.

    Needless to say, after a few episodes, the Adric character was treated about the same as Wesley. If there was a USENET at that time, I would not be surprised to find a similar .die.die.die newsgroup.

    From interviews that I've read, Matthew w. is in much of the same position as Wil is with Wesley; the role was a break into the industry, and did get a lot of negative attention; while he doesn't resent playing the role, he rather not talk about it and instead focus on his current career.

    --
    "Pinky, you've left the lens cap of your mind on again." - P&TB
    "I can see my house from here!" - ST:
  64. Wes and Wil by RatBastard · · Score: 1

    I would like to say, that wjile I loathed Wesley Crusher more than any other fictional being, to the point of actually writing fan-fic of his death, I have vener held any resentment or ill will towards Wil Wheaton in any way. As a long-time posters to the two die.die.die newsgroups I always made it a point to differentiate between the actor and his role.

    It is with some wry irony that Wil and I actually like amny of the same things, and have similar feelings about the same things.

    --
    Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
    1. Re:Wes and Wil by vanguard · · Score: 1

      Can you explain why you don't like the character? I always thought he was sort of cool. I just can't see any reason to not to like Wesley.

      --
      That which does not kill me only makes me whinier
    2. Re:Wes and Wil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, please, someone explain the Wesley hate. I just don't get it. I've been a Wesley fan for a long time (ok, since I was 13 and I'm only 22 now) and I never understood why there was so much hate for a fictional character. Actually, I didn't know people disliked Wesley until last year. (I don't really keep up with what the fans like. I'm a loner trekkie...)

  65. Re:No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    but since burger flipping is the most important skill for a open source looser

    Only in our free time.

  66. that wasn't your line! by dlek · · Score: 1
    That was an enjoyable interview, and I always hated Wesley Crusher. But I especially hated his ugly mother. But I really liked Wil's character in Stand By Me, and thought it was played very well.

    One thing though:

    Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend's mother was always held in high regard.


    Nice try on slipping that in, Wil--but it wasn't your line! It was spoken by the narrator, played by Richard Dreyfuss. The subtleties are piling up!

    dlek

    1. Re:that wasn't your line! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The narrator was Wil at an older age.

    2. Re:that wasn't your line! by I_Machine · · Score: 1

      Actually, sort of, it was, the narrator was Gordy as an adult...the "jesus, by the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore!" line wasn't his, IIRC. That was Teddy Duchamp's (Corey Feldman)

  67. Whil Wheaton Gay? by Nick · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Please forgive me if this was covered before (and no this is not a Troll), but I had always heard a rumour that Whil Wheaton was homosexual? Is there any truth to this, or was this always just a funny rumor? Thanks.

    --
    Fuck Ajit Pai
    1. Re:Whil Wheaton Gay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, this rumour comes from gay geeks WANTING him to be gay.

      That said, if the rumour is true (and I don't think it is), let's get it on! *Kiss, Whil* :-X

    2. Re:Whil Wheaton Gay? by pokeyburro · · Score: 1

      No, Wil Wheaton is not gay. You, however, are.

      (And not in the good sense.)

      --
      Lately democracy seems to be based on the skybox, the Happy Meal box, the X-box, and the idiot box.
    3. Re:Whil Wheaton Gay? by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

      > Whil Wheaton Gay?
      Yes I too think that he is funny and amusing...

      Wait, I think my English skills needs to be updated.
      Oh well, anyone got a match to light my fag?

  68. Karma for Wil? by rgarcia · · Score: 1, Interesting

    He probably didnt, but should have gotten karma for that interview, as well as any other slashdotter featured in an interview. No?

    --

    I couldn't fail to disagree with you less.

  69. Tags by mikeboone · · Score: 1

    You forgot to open your SCHEME and SHITEATING GRIN tags. :)

  70. Re:Adric (since Wil is apparently reading this... by TheHaas · · Score: 2

    According to IMDB, it was Matthew Waterhouse

    Wil -- go and find some Dr Who videos (esp the Tom Baker years). You won't be disappointed -- it's good, campy, scifi fun.

  71. Who's One Sonic Screwdriver Shy Of A Dr Who Show? by robbway · · Score: 2

    He doesn't know who'd in win in Adric Vs. Wesley Crusher, but Adric would lose the hairstyle event. So that's where my salad bowl went! Thank you, Dutch Boy!

    Wil Wheaton also played a character his own age, which is rare on TV. Adric was initially played by a 19-year-old.

  72. Re:A Confession by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 1
    Well, it's been said that "no one does you better than you do yourself". Blah, I couldn't even type that with a straight face. Guess 12 year old boys aren't my speed. So yeah, Wil, yer definitely a sick fuck...just don't look at my photo album.

    No, let go, you sicko. I mean it! Aw, crap. That's not me in that dress. No, really it's not. (slinks into corner)

    Great interview and kewl site - I was especially happy to see another cool dude on the left side of the political spectrum. Best of luck in shattering the typecast.

    BTW, I noticed that GeoCities got the /. smackdown, so if you can't get to the mirrors page, go to http://www.culturepimp.com/wil/ (I promise this is the last time I'll post this) and take a gander at Wil's site - at least until my server buckles under the /. strain.

  73. Sacred Chao, Batman! by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
    Sounds like someones been playing DeusEx...

    Yes, yup, you're right, now move along... ::shakes head::

    Wil, you gained back mucho geekpoints by using that single five fingered frase. Hail Eris.

    BTW - I meant to ask if you were ever disturbed by any Slash written about Westley. Dobbs knows I was. Especially the one where Beverly turns into a man, and has to have sex for 24 hours, or she'll be stuck that way, and the two of them are stuck in a shuttlecraft with only a replicator...

    Plus, you didn't pitch anything - I hope that doesn't mean that you don't have anything in the works.

    --
    Evan

    --
    "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
  74. Re:Adric (since Wil is apparently reading this... by Masem · · Score: 1
    d'oh! I knew it was Matthew W(something)house, probably brainfarted on that writeup.

    --
    "Pinky, you've left the lens cap of your mind on again." - P&TB
    "I can see my house from here!" - ST:
  75. telling comments about linux by jchristopher · · Score: 1, Troll
    Wil's comments about Linux are very telling. Here we have a self-described "geek" who can't/won't use Linux as his daily OS. Not because his apps aren't there, or because he wants to play games, but because it's TOO HARD to make it work properly.

    He's clearly no idiot, people. What does that tell you?

    1. Re:telling comments about linux by eander315 · · Score: 1

      He's not the only one. I'm sure there are hundreds (at least!) of "geeks" out there who won't admit it, myself included (so much for not admitting it). It's too bad it took a celebrity geek to point it out...

    2. Re:telling comments about linux by jchristopher · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      It tells me that Linux isn't installable by the "mainstream" public yet. Of course, neither is Windows.

      Whatever. I've done about 20 installs of Windows 2000, and 19 times out of 20 I've walked back an hour later to find a fully working system. It is literally a "put in cd, reboot, click install" type of proposition.

      This is simply not the case in Linux.

      Besides, the REAL point, is not "installability" but "usability". You only install ONCE - being able to use the system productively on a daily basis is another matter entirely.

      Linux is good for lots of people. People that use lots of plug and play devices, and expect it to work, like it does in Windows 2000, would not be pleased with Linux.

    3. Re:telling comments about linux by mdwebster · · Score: 1

      Do you want to venture a guess as to how many more calls you would get if all of those same people were running Linux?

    4. Re:telling comments about linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's not, you haven't done the right foundation work. I've personally created a "breath of life" floppy to have untrained personnel create servers on machines that I didn't meet for another couple of years. No typing involved. Stick in the disk, turn on the machine, wait about 5 minutes, remove the disk, press reset. That's it.

      Don't blame Linux (or BSD, or ...) for your own failings.

    5. Re:telling comments about linux by jchristopher · · Score: 1
      you haven't done the right foundation work

      I don't want to do 'foundation work', anymore than I want to understand the ins and outs of an automobile engine. I just want to drive my car.

    6. Re:telling comments about linux by swdunlop · · Score: 1

      I've been a Unix Administrator for eight years for various f500 companies, and /I/ have trouble making Netscape's fonts tolerable, and often I find it difficult to make odd third party sound cards work with Linux. Don't take away Wil's creds, yet. At least he was geek enough to admit his shortcomings. (A very non-alpha-male thing to do. ;) )

    7. Re:telling comments about linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh, right. You obviously have never run the latest Mandrake or RH installers. Linux is much easier to install now, I haven't had to fiddle around with hardware drivers and IRQs since RH6. You might be correct about the usability in certain environment, but the OS installer issue is no longer true.

      My guess is that if you are smart enough to install an operating system, you can install linux. As the original poster pointed out, the mainstream public can not install any operating system very well. That is best left up to a technical person (which you obviously are since you installed win2k 20 times).

    8. Re:telling comments about linux by Queuetue · · Score: 1

      Probably none, since I could just ssh in and write a script to make it easy for them - like I do now.

  76. Hell, it's about damned time! by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I could never understand the sheep-bandwagon, "I hate Wesley" nonsense.

    People, en-masse jump on the lamest bandwagons.

    "Luke's such a pussy. --Waah. But I wanted to go get new power converters."

    Or whatever the line was.

    Ferkrist's sake! Why do people obsess over LAME shit like that? It's not funny. I guess maybe it just gives nerds something to rally around. "Joke 137" --And they all laugh, as though they were all part of something important. Shut UP, already!

    Actually, when I discovered Wil's site, I was amazed at how cool he was, and being forced into the unfair and moronic Ghetto of 'Un-Cool' actor-hood, I thought his response to the scenario was really well balanced and very sane. It was almost as though the process of having to live on the outskirts of popularity forced him into a kind of higher-awareness.

    In retrospect, I thought that the final episode of TNG which featured his character was really interesting in this regard. --Ditching the rules and regs of Starfleet to pursue higher-awareness. Interesting parallel.


    -Fantastic Lad

    1. Re:Hell, it's about damned time! by ||Deech|| · · Score: 1

      Sad it is, but I'll give you the correct line from memory:

      Uncle Owen: Luke, take these two over to the garage, will you? I want you to have both of them cleaned up before dinner.

      Luke: But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters..

      Uncle Owen: You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done.
      Now come on, get to it!

      I'm pathetic, I know..

      --
      Run. I like water. Push My rutabaga.
    2. Re:Hell, it's about damned time! by Bonker · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I could never understand the sheep-bandwagon, "I hate Wesley" nonsense.

      Unfortuneately, and this is no aspersion on Mr. Wheaton's acting ability, Wesley Crusher was written to be a whining pussy and an annoying jerk. I think it was because the writers of the show had no idea the way a teenager thinks or speaks. When it became apparent that his character was not really going anywhere, they tried the out of making him a super-genius, and therefore on par with the rest of the adult crew. This made Wesley even more obnoxious, mostly because he had become an unrealistic parody of what the writers were trying to accomplish with his character.

      I liked everything I saw Wil Wheaton in EXCEPT for ST:TNG. I think it's a shame that he stayed on it for so long when he could have been doing other stuff, and according to his website and discussion, he probably agrees.

      I truly enjoyed some of the better anti-Wesley jokes and fan-stories out there. It's a shame, but no surprise, that they should have impacted so personally on the real person behind the annoying character.

      Well, here's to you, Wil Wheaton. You're a cool guy, and I hope you or any other Trek actor never gets stuck with another 'Wesley' again.

      --
      The next Slashdot story will be ready soon, but subscribers can beat the rush and slashdot the links early!
    3. Re:Hell, it's about damned time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I think it was because the writers of the show had no idea the way a teenager thinks or speaks"

      No, it's because Rodenberry insisted on the crew and most of the guest characters having an egalitarian ethos that made them act excessively gay.

      That new enterprise show supposedly drops that concept for obvious reasons.

  77. I really don't have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anything to add except to say that was a good interview

  78. What I find funny... by GoNINzo · · Score: 2
    I love the repeated use of Monty Python references in many of his writings...

    Unless it's animated by Terry Gilliam.

    ...which is exactly the type of blinkard, Philistine, pig ignorance I've come to expect from that non-creative garbage. They sit there, on their spotty behinds, picking blackheads, with their bleeding Hollywood Insider secret handshakes...I always wanted to be a Hollywood Insider, but they wouldn't let me!

    --
    Gonzo Granzeau
    "Nothing the god of biomechanics wouldn't let you into heaven for.." -Roy Batty
  79. so cool by Kallahar · · Score: 1

    I had to idea Will Wheaton was so cool :)

  80. Woot by Aqualung · · Score: 1

    I'd just like to pipe in as well and say thanks for the interview Wil, +1 informative indeed! =)

    --

    - Dave
  81. Star Trek X by MajesticFiles · · Score: 1

    On Wil's comment about his disapointment in not being in the next STNG movie:

    "Especially if there's a wedding in the script. I think it'd give some nice closure to the character."

    Huh?? Did Wil let something slip, or is this a rumor I've not heard? What wedding would affect the closure of his character execept for his own...or more importantly, his mother's. Interesting possibilities here...

    --
    AOL IM? ICQ? Yahoo Chat??? Bah! I use Bitwise baby! http://www.bitwisechat.com/ My BW ID: virginia
  82. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The geocities site that was being used to redirect us to mirrors of his site exceeded its bandwidth. Nuts.

  83. assimilation and machines: by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 1

    "And I *did* assimilate lots of other computers to make mine"

    oh so your machine is a cube?

  84. Re:Simpsons Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I caught that as soon as I read it. I laughed my butt off. :)

  85. So what is the URL to his website. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like it rocks. This was an awesome interview.

  86. Oh, that was an interview? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought it was a monologue.

  87. All the talk about New Tek... by MaggieL · · Score: 1

    ...and Video Toaster and science fiction yet not even a passing reference to Babylon 5? Too bad.

    --
    -=Maggie Leber=-
  88. classic whoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    way to double the karma by informatively posting a correction to your 'typo'

    1. Re:classic whoring by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 1

      Normally I don't respond to flamebait, but hey it was a legitimate boo-boo. I don't really give a crap about my Karma "score", just don't want people hitting a big fat 404. Hey, that rhymes...

  89. "Shit?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wil said Bob Saget was funny.

    I find that far more disturbing.

    -- Spudnuts
    Unregistered Anonymous Coward

  90. My Wil Wheaton at the Renassaince Faire Story by zericm · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well, not mine, really. A friend's story, but I always had a bit more respect for the man after hearing this...

    Many years ago, like nine or ten years ago, my friend Kristen and I were working at the Renassiance Pleasure Faire in Novato, California. One weekend, we were totaly rained out, but the faire was not cancelled until the morning, so the camping area was packed with tents full of surly ren geeks.

    There is a terrifying intersect of the Ren Faire and Star Trek Geeks. I remember one evening where a whole slew of Ren Geeks were gathered around a big screen TV in front of a booth, watching the season premire of TNG. Keep in mind that they had to cart in their own power and satelite to make this happen.

    Anyways, Kristen is sleeping off the previous night's debauch, when she is awoken by some little blond thing with the name of Cyndi or something like that. Kimmi is breathlessly repeating "Wil Wheaton's here!" with an odd squeak every time she says Wheaton. After a few moments of this, Candi manages to get out, "come meet him!" Kristen, a rare faire geek in that she does not like ST, still manges to drag her hung over butt out of the tent and starts her Wil Wheaton quest.

    After a bit of walking, they come to a grey van that Wil is shaking. One gathers it is to wake the occupents (perhaps to go into town for breakfast?). Candi blurts out "Wil this is my friend Kristen." Wil turns to the duo, says "Hi," Kristen responds "Hi." and then Wil goes back to shaking the van. Kristen returns to bed.

    My respect for Wil Wheaton shot through the roof after the hearing that story. The reasons:

    1: Many actors who worked faire have tried their best to distance themselves from faire. Those of us who act at the event take pride in what we do, and are bit annoyed by those who try to hide from that bit of their acting past. The fact that Wil not only visited the faire, but appeard to come back as a participant makes him a first class guy in my book.
    2: I don't know what he said to Misty when she meet him, but it was something that made her feel that she could approach him again. Nice attitude for the fans, particulary when he did not appear to be at his best.
    3: He didn't seem to take offense at the fact that Kristen was underwhelmed to meet him. When he says that he does not consider himself a celeb, I beleive him.

    Wil Wheaton is alright, and someone I would enjoy acting with.

    Eric
    former puritan, RPFS and RPFN
    current master of the revels, RPFN

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    1. Re:My Wil Wheaton at the Renassaince Faire Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this some kind of troll? Everyone else modded you up, but this makes no sense to me. I mean, the girl's names change with every sentence, there's no point to the story, what the hell is going on?

      No offence if you're serious, but then who the hell are Kristen, Cyndi, Kimmi, Candi, Misty?

      Please post in C++ next time. At least that I can decipher.

      Bitterman

    2. Re:My Wil Wheaton at the Renassaince Faire Story by zericm · · Score: 1

      The name change thing was sort of a joke. See, I don't remember the airhead's name, so I just refer to her with a different airhead-ish name each time.

      I suppose I shouldn't have done that.

      eric

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    3. Re:My Wil Wheaton at the Renassaince Faire Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought there might be something behind it, but I wasn't sure... Very Dry...

      The great use of Bimbo-esque names should have tipped me off, though. ;-)

    4. Re:My Wil Wheaton at the Renassaince Faire Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is way... waaaay off topic, but...

      Based on the name changes of the girl I would assume that you have spent time at Denny's on South Novato Blvd, around '97ish... or else the Cyndi and Misty references are just a fluke.

    5. Re:My Wil Wheaton at the Renassaince Faire Story by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      The name change thing was sort of a joke. See, I don't remember the airhead's name, so I just refer to her with a different airhead-ish name each time.

      I suppose I shouldn't have done that.


      Heck, I thought it was funny (got no mod points for you though).

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  91. It's your imagination. by Macrobat · · Score: 1
    Really. He writes eloquently. He can laugh at himself. He may (or may not) have a beef with Berman and Co., but doesn't put them down in a public forum. Signs of maturity in my book.

    What makes you say immature?

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    1. Re:It's your imagination. by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> He can laugh at himself

      This is why. It sounds as though he's joking and laughing at himself because he's insecure, like all the guys in high-school who were fun to hang out with, but who didn't grow out of that particular defense mechanism very quickly.

      Maybe I'm wrong, and he's just a fun guy, but it doesn't smell that way to me.

  92. as a Ringworld fan, interested in Halo? by ultramk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    i'm curious...

    ... since bungie's (now m$) Halo for xbox (soon mac/pc) is heavily influenced by the Ringworld novels. i dislike the collective as much as anyone, but i'm drooling enough to plunk down 299.

    on a related note, did you ever find yourself trying to explain the beautiful concept of rishathara to any cute extras?

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  93. Re:Adric (since Wil is apparently reading this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check you sig. Did you mean "of" or "off"?

  94. Spot on by ashpool7 · · Score: 1

    Nobody knows the origin of anything anymore. Or even cares to read the Jargon file to find it.

    Damn kids, they're all alike.

  95. Re:An even worse problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This takes me back to the time when I was wearing one of those shirts with a long tail in the back. When I wiped myself, the toilet paper came out clean.

  96. Jolene Blalock by dimator · · Score: 2

    Hotter than Marina Sirtis? I vote: yes.

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    1. Re:Jolene Blalock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hotter than Sirtis? ... NOT!

      That hair makes Jolene Blalock look nasty. The lips are totally out of proportion. Her bod is nice and out of the wig she is fine. There's just something about her that's not right though.

    2. Re:Jolene Blalock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That hair makes Jolene Blalock look nasty.

      If you're talking about the character, I'd take Blalock over Sirtis any day..

      I just couldn't stand Troi's speech impediment ("accent"?!?!? If it was an Accent, why didn't her mother, or Tam Elbrun, or any other Betazoid have it?)

    3. Re:Jolene Blalock by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Because she was only halfBetazoid, silly.

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  97. Re:An even worse problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and this reminds me of the bride who forgot she was wearing a veil and blew her nose...

  98. Throwing up on film by devphil · · Score: 2


    I vaguely recall an interview with Mr. Waterhouse in which he states that, for the Castrovalva shoot, he had gotten massively drunk the night before with the rest of the cast. First scene he shot involved lots of running.

    Apparently the boom mike swung around and picked up the sound of him puking his guts out behind a tree. Fortunately (to hear him tell it) it wasn't on camera, just on the soundtrack.

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  99. More input on the /. issue. by 4mn0t1337 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Especially if she's a karma-whore.

    That's a fairly clear indicator he is a reader...

    all the cool tech toys that they sell at ThinkGeek

    Obligitory ThinkGeek plug. Another sign.

    Okay, first let me put on my Asbestos suit.

    (Score:-1, Flamebait)
    Okay, so this isn't *exactly* a /. thing on its own, taken with the other clues, it adds up.

    I have given O'Reilly LOTS of my money

    Okay, again not a /. reference on its own, but who out there on /. *doesn't* have your own Zoo?

    So have I just lost all of my cool points, or what?

    Hmmmm....
    Here he really should have said "Karma" not "cool". I am begining to wonder...

    I don't have a huge problem with Katz

    Oh! Well that does it! I think this is all the proof we need that he really *isn't* a /. reader! &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp ;)

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    1. Re:More input on the /. issue. by evil_one · · Score: 2

      You obviously didn't read his website the day the question page was posted.
      He claimed right on the front page that he got a kick out of his post being modded down, and had a link.
      Jeez people, try to do some reading here.

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    2. Re:More input on the /. issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously didn't read the comment you replied to.
      He clearly was making a joke and got a kick out of his post being modded up as such. And had a link.
      Jeez people, try to grow a sense of humor here.

  100. Re:A Confession by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, that account was created just for this post. It's called a fucking lame ass troll. I guess you took the hook, line, and sinker, though. I won't tell you what his real account is. You can sort through here and figure it out yourself.

  101. Great Interview by IRNI · · Score: 2

    Wow, What his wife said is so true. This interview really lets you get to know his personality and I must say he is a really funny guy. Like a bunch of guys I work with. Seems like he is a really good person and is having fun in life. I hope to see him in more movie/tv roles and tell those F*cks to let him play wesley in the new movie. Haven't they not started filming yet? I mean they could write him in a scene or two. Everyone who thinks this should be the case should go to star trek sites and voice your opinion. :)

  102. Re:I think we can give Wil his official geek permi by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny
    The secret handshake?

    The secret handshake!?!?

    That's the one where you:

    Push up your coke-bottle glasses with the white cloth tape over the bridge

    Wipe your nose on your sleeve while serrupticiously looking down to make sure your pocket protector and all your pens are straight and in order

    Look back up quickly, tossing back your greasy Bill Gates unkempt-style hair to one side, for a better view

    Nervously extend the left hand then utter the sacred oath "..uh .. oh, wrong hand, heh"

    Extend a cold, extremely clamy right hand while tucking left hand into pocket while slouching slightly and grinning the same way you did when that really bad drivers license photo was taken

    Grasp unsteadily and pump firmly once before trying to remove hand while other party is still trying to shake

    Or is it now the Virtual Handshake of Look-the-other-guy-in-the-eye-like-you-know-you-co uld-kick-his-butt-in-quake-3-but-hey-we're-all-fri ends-right-? and utter the mystic words "Hey, 'sup?"

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  103. What's So Affordable by OdinHuntr · · Score: 2

    I go to McGill. I believe that it's a cell phone subscription. :)

  104. crackpipe by austad · · Score: 2

    About Bob Saget: He is one of the dirtiest, funniest, stand-up comedians I've ever seen...

    Wil seems to have his head screwed on fairly tightly, but comments like the above might give away the rampant crack habit. :) When I feel really down, I just think of Bob on America's funniest home videos, and realize that there's always someone worse off than me.

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    1. Re:crackpipe by NMerriam · · Score: 2

      America's funniest home videos is not a standup act, its a TV show. That was kinda Wil's point -- his standup is nothing like th TV gigs he gets.

      Similarly, if you ever heard any of Bob Newhart's stuff, it was much rowdier than you'd ever guess from his deadpan middle-america TV sitcoms...

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    2. Re:crackpipe by PD · · Score: 2

      On the other hand, we're all sure that nobody every heard Bob Hope tell a dirty nursery rhyme. Can you imagine Bob Hope starting out his act by going "Hickory Dickory Dock, this chick was..."?

    3. Re:crackpipe by juju2112 · · Score: 1

      Actually, i've seen interviews on tv with other actors who've said the exact same thing. They didn't say anything about the dirty part...they just said that he was a comic genius but that you'd never know it from the work he's known for. Hmm...too bad I can't remember who it was tho. :[

  105. You Never Answered my question! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will,

    What about #hack on efnet is 1993 and "Juliet"?

    1. Re:You Never Answered my question! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      d00d,

      waznt wesley crusher fork(ing) some haxx0rb3tty back in da day?

  106. Great interview! by farrellj · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hate to be a "me too", but I really enjoyed that interview. It gave a good inside look at someone that everyone thinks they know because he was on our TV sets for so long.

    Thanx to everyone who made it possible!

    ttyl
    Farrell

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  107. Mid-midlife quandary. by t · · Score: 2

    I'm now left with the strange quandary that I never liked Wesley Crusher but Wil Wheaton is a pretty cool guy. It's also hard to believe that he was 15 at the time and is now 29. I'm 28 now and my life at 15 was basically c41|\/|3, s3%, and b334. Thus we come to the second quandary, I would have rather been doing something like playing the Wesley Crusher character at the time then wasting my teenage years away.

  108. Right on Wil! (Shamless fan message here) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best. Interview. Ever.

    Hella Hella Hella Cool! ^_^

    I identified with Wesley when I was younger. 'Cept I got shoved in lockers, and people had this thing for wanting to put him in airlocks ...

    Years later, I identify with and find myself eerily
    similar to the guy behind that character, as far as views on Life, The Universe, and Everything.

    Suggestion; play some Morphine or Treat Her Right on RFB one of these days.

    Welcome to our world, Wil.
    The geeks shall inherit the 'Net, and you're one of us for damn sure.

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  109. Wil's computer is a BORG! by B.D.Mills · · Score: 2

    From the interview:
    "And I *did* assimilate lots of other computers to make mine."

    I can imagine it now ... a black cube, a metre to a side, that when it boots says "resistance is futile, you will be assimilated."

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    1. Re:Wil's computer is a BORG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that when it boots says "resistance is futile, you will be assimilated."

      Yeah, he said he was running Windows.

  110. I have to say... by cr0sh · · Score: 3, Informative

    That was a great interview - I have it in my head that Wil Wheaton is this young whiny kid from STNG - but then he says he is 29 - and my gawd! Where did the time go...

    I am 28 - and it doesn't seem that long ago that I watched STNG - and I have this image.

    Wil, you grew up - and that was your character, anyway - and I always thought of the character as whiny. I know it wasn't your fault.

    You have something that many people hardly learn - you know what you are "meant" to do, what you enjoy and are good at: acting. Few learn this, and continue to try different things, and are unsatisfied with all their choices - and tend to wonder why. You seem to understand this. So don't worry about becoming an "ultra-geek" and running Linux - that isn't what you do.

    But if you really want to run it, there are plenty of people here willing and able to help you get it going, and most of the fun of Linux is in the challenge of getting it going, rather than the use of it (anyhow, that is how I feel). Also, as a tip - try SuSE 7.2 (or whatever the latest release is) - I have seen die-hard Windows fans install it and marvel at how simple it was to get working (of course, that is an anecdotal story, take it for what it is worth)...

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  111. Wil, about your Linux problems by mikeraz · · Score: 2

    Um, did you consider, that maybe you could trade on your celebrity and get all the Linux help/tutoring you wanted from Geeks who would do it so they could say "I helped Wil"?

    It's that social engineering thang.

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    There's more to it than this.

  112. So what I want to know... by CtrlPhreak · · Score: 2

    Where are all these smart geeky women who can hold up in debates who like geeky guys AND are attractive?

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    1. Re:So what I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try here

      Yes, it's a she, and is VERY attractive (there are pictures of her there, although they aren't labeled), although she's married.

    2. Re:So what I want to know... by gwyrdd+benyw · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Where are all these smart geeky women who can hold up in debates who like geeky guys AND are attractive?

      Most of them dropped out of the geek lifestyle because of the social stigma. Or, they were repeatedly told by their parents that a much "better" profession would be something like teaching or nursing or secretarial.

      I've been geeky all my life, enjoyed math and science and taking things apart, but because I couldn't get out of the shadow of my older engineer brother, got given the advice above, and went into the wrong subjects in university. It wasn't until a few years into it that I discovered that helping a colleague at a co-op job with his fortran-to-pascal translation job was way more fun than being an assistant to a department head. It turned out that I was capable of getting top marks in comp sci (which at the time - early 90s - was 5% female), and am now the proud co-founder of a technology startup.

      Moral of the story: even today, prejudice runs rampant. If you meet any females who have the slightest technical talent, encourage her as much as you can.

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    3. Re:So what I want to know... by Black+Art · · Score: 2

      And not psychotic or messed up in weird psychological ways.

      But them again, I wanted the usenet group "alt.sex.fetish.iq".

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    4. Re:So what I want to know... by kamileon · · Score: 1

      Shameless plug.
      No, I am not single, but I am tired of hearing guys complain that there aren't any pretty geeky females out there. If I exist, there's gotta be plenty more like me.

      Kamileon - Geek grrl extraordinaire
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    5. Re:So what I want to know... by nomadic · · Score: 2


      If I exist, there's gotta be plenty more like me.

      I don't follow the logic here. That's like saying, "if I have a winning lottery ticket, then there must be plenty of winning lottery tickets out there."

    6. Re:So what I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      As a geeky girl who IS single and looking for a geeky guy.. the geeky girls are probably at home with their computers trying to get the nerve to go out and try to meet geeky guys... who may or may not be at home with THEIR computers.... well you get the idea

    7. Re:So what I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where are all these smart geeky women who can hold up in debates who like geeky guys AND are attractive? A majority of them are anywhere but slashdot.

  113. Motivational by Drache+Kubisuro · · Score: 1

    Hey, that interview was fairly motivational actually. Coming home from work, reading that interview, really lifted my spirits..now I Want to rediscover what I've lost since...the transistion.

    *sigh*

    Thanks Wil

    Ryan M

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  114. Re:Simpsons Reference by MadDog+Bob-2 · · Score: 1
    From the story about how hitler had stolen the number 20 and they had to use the word dickety.

    Ugh. Not Hitler, Kaiser Bill. Hitler wasn't doing much of anything in nineteen-dickety-two...

    And, yeah, something about Godwin...

  115. Sorry to be a raving fan, but ... by bbonnn · · Score: 1

    I must confess: I had a teen crush (pun intended) on Wil's character Wesley (demographics: I'm female and 27 now).

    Here's why: Out of all the characters on TV, he was one of the most accessible. He wasn't a scary macho man. He was a nice, quiet boy. I liked that. So did my friends.

    So, props to Wil for creating a kind, mild-mannered, smart role model for us kiddoes who weren't the Alpha Male type.

  116. Why wait for Apple? by grouchomarxist · · Score: 1

    If you want to do stuff with iMovie, don't wait for Apple. Just do it yourself. Get a mac and a digital camera and start doing stuff.

  117. The reason Wesley was hated by Wordman · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I've thought about this for a while, and while there are a number of symptoms that caused people to hate Wesley (e.g. "he's whiney", "he's a cry-baby", etc.) there is one root cause: the writers never convinced the audience that Wesley was a genius. This would require writers who were geniuses, which clearly the early Next Gen writers were not. We got told of Wes' genius, but I can't remember a single time when we were convincingly shown he was.

    Bear in mind, here, that there is a big difference between being "really smart" and a "genius". Bill Gates is really smart; Alan Turing was a genius. Lots of people are really smart, but you know a genius when you see one.

    Though I'm not a genius, I've met a couple in my life and it seems to me that none of them were the wide-eyed "gee whiz" types. They tended to be a bit flaky, but somehow avoided the stigma of being really flaky. Instead, they have this aura about them. It was somehow just subconsiously obvious to any observer that the flakiness is because the genius lives in a much different world from them; the observer knows that they just don't get it and never will. Even more interesting, the observer does not find this bothersome. They don't see it as a limitation of themselves, but rather an special enhancement of the genius that somehow makes the observer appreciate the human race. The observer holds the genius in awe, but not in an envious way.

    To see how you might script this, read, for example, iterviews of people who worked with Turing and how they interacted with them.

    The main mistake the writers made was in making the centerpoint of Wes' character his youth. Often you saw the conflict (of sorts) between the "adult world" and Wesley's world. Instead, the centerpoint of Wes should have been is genius. The conflict really should have been between how Wes sees the universe vs. the (to him) limited outlook of those around him.

    In many episodes, Wes was dejected because he wasn't let into the adult world. It always seemed to me that a better way to do it would have been for Wes to have been irritated, not because he was not let in, but because those in command didn't understand what was so obvious to him.

    Another writing tactic would have been to use the reaction of the other actors to something Wes did. Usually, he sort of got the equivalent to a "good boy" and patted on the head. Instead, I picture a scene where the senior staff is discussion how to get out of some urgent situation. Wes is on the margins of the conversation, barely paying attention. In a break in the conversation (or maybe after people admit that they are stumped), Wes says, in near monotone, the solution to the problem. Not a suggestion, not an idea, but a "this is what will happen" statement. The key to the scene is the reaction from the senior staff, which is what sells Wes' genius. They should look at him in stunned silence. The reaction should be a combination of "holy crap, that will work", "I would have never have thought of that in a million years" and "where the fuck did that come from?".

    This kind of thing would have changed Wesley's character significantly. In particular, it would have given him what all genius have: ego. This would not need to be the overbearing "I'm a genius, respect me you oaf" ego. But, a genius who isn't sure he is right when he is is not really a genius. The writing challenge would be to pull that off without making Wes into a total asshole. Again, Turing (and Oppenhimer, maybe) could be used as guides here.

    1. Re:The reason Wesley was hated by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. I was exactly "Wesley's" age and I kept waiting for him to blossom. Come into his birthright so to speak like Tad Williams' "Simon" character, David Eddings' "Garion", Robert Jordan's "Rand", or "Luke Skywalker". G*ddamned writers kept "Wes" on uncle Owen's farm saying "golly" until they finally wrote him off the "farm" and he was gone! Bastards! I was very disappointed.

      Now he's off roaming the universe kicking ass w/o even a spin-off series. What a let down.

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  118. Thanks Wil by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    Hey Wil,

    Thanks for the interesting responses to the questions. You're a real nice guy. I met a couple of ST Actors at a convention once, one of them was particularly mean. He kinda reminded me of the fish headed dude in Galaxy Quest. Glad to see that not all actors are like that!

    I know he probably won't find this to read, but I figure if he ever does at least he'll know it's appreciated. :)

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  119. All I can say is by RomulusNR · · Score: 2


    Wow. Wil Wheaton doesn't suck.

    Though I'd still like to ask him how he feels about telling the children of America that wrestling is for real.

    NomRom.

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  120. Typical Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...catch the Simpsons reference, miss the Shakespeare and Dylan Thomas references. D'oh!

  121. What a fanboy by geekoid · · Score: 0

    Let see:
    No good at math.
    Can't get Linux to work.
    He's a geek why, exactly?
    who would of thought there would ever be /. fanboys.
    finally,
    "...
    which are Soylent Green, by the way. You heard it here, first..."
    no, that joke is as old as that movie based on "make room, make room".
    Again, I reiderate. Juat because someone plays a fictional character in a program that geeks happen to like and has a web pages does not a geek make.

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    1. Re:What a fanboy by yomegaman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, everyone knows the real key to geekhood is atrocious spelling. Am I right, dork?

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  122. Chronic and excessive. by Macrobat · · Score: 1

    If he displayed chronic and excessive amounts of self-targeted humor, and I'd agree. But I didn't detect it here. Maybe you and I just have different thresholds for that sort of thing.

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  123. Preview, dammit! by Macrobat · · Score: 1
    Speaking of self-directed humor...

    Remove that "and" from the first sentence in the parent post.

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  124. Re:Simpsons Reference by MaxVlast · · Score: 1

    Hehe -- neither was the Kaiser =) Maybe voting for a new Weimar president, seeing how he wasn't the Kaiser no longer.

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  125. Princip. Discordia (not invented by WIlson)earlier by hildaur · · Score: 1
    The Principia Discordia, which really exists, and was not invented by Wilson, used it earlier. I have no clue if the Pricipia was its origin, but it was not Wilson.

    It is currently being published by both Loompanics and Steve Jackson Games, and I believe was floating around in other less formal forms before these before either.

    -Hil

  126. Geek Encoder? by antdude · · Score: 2

    Is there a working link of Geek Generator? The link on here doesn't work :(.

    Thanks in advance.

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  127. FWIW by scumdamn · · Score: 3

    Wil, that was great interview. You've really impressed some people out here and not (only) by speaking to us in our language and proving you're one of us, but by being a real person and damn funny.

    I know you've heard something a lot like this before, but before this interview I hadn't thought anything about Wesley Crusher or the actor who played him since he was on the show and barely anything even then.

    Notice I used "he" above? I don't even associate you (or your writing, actually, because that's all I know about you) with the actor who played the kid on Star Trek. You're just a guy who has a site out there with random shit that is not only funny, but poignant. And now you have another person who admires what you do.

    Bravo for staying real, finding your funny, flirting with the hostess in front of your wife, not becoming a "former child actor", and being a geek. You're one of the beautiful people as well as a Morlock. Pretty good feat, huh?

  128. Show us your tits! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why werent you in the celluloid closet? maybe version 2!

  129. Re:I think we can give Wil his official geek permi by StandardDeviant · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, the three way one where every body yells "SYN!" and "ACK!" at the right points. :-)

  130. Very enjoyable to read by Solokron · · Score: 0

    This is by far the most enjoyable, hillarious interview I have read. Very down to earth and funny. I enjoyed the FAQ on Wil's site as well. Definately put a smile on my face, and I think Wil is an interesting cool individual with a lot of drive, and appears to be very open minded. What a breath of fresh air. I like how he points something out at times and then downs his character indirectly making his brought out point stronger. I am sure he has had a bit of time to come up with answers to these selected questions. I applaud his creativity in his answers.

    Thanks Wil
    [I know you are reading. :) ]

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  131. Well... by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    Define mature? I think, often, people act too mature anyway. Maturity shows in certain social situations. The ability to be fun-luving and carefree is an assett to anyone.

  132. Time flies. by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    I looked at the calendar the other day and realized I'll be 28 in a couple months. The last 10 years went by like *nothing*.

    Not to all you teenere... go hard!

  133. Nothing to see here folks, move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aren't you just full of yourself. That'd be another quality to add to the list for those who need not apply.

    Just another standard geek girl

  134. So mod me down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I don't care that this is redundant/AOL, this is the best non-technical interview I've ever seen here. Sure I love the John Carmack surprise essays, the interviews with people heading open source projects, and so on. I expected this to be worse than Katz. (Sorry John, I just think your work is too breathless and not generally based in reality.) But, it was terrific! And I really hated Wesley Crusher. I wish there was an extra, extra bold tag for me to use around "hated" up there. Now I never had a problem with Wil Wheaton, but I felt that Wesley Crusher was always fucking up my Star Trek by snapping me out of my nice suspension of disbelief.

    Without any expectation about Wil Wheaton at all, I just assumed he was another "actor" type, who was being interview on slashdot because slashdot people like Star Trek. I didn't even read the questions. I was thinking "Hey Wil, some people give their life's work away for free. What do you think?" "Really? That's like, Che Guevara!" Instead here is a funny, literate, interesting person who can express himself well.

    Damn. That was a real surprise and a great interview. Rock -n- Roll editors, keep it coming. (No pressure...)

  135. yay! by Monica · · Score: 3, Funny

    i was totally one of those little geek girls whose first celebrity crush was on wesley crusher.

    now i'm a grown up geek girl and i have a crush on wil wheaton. you're awesome. that interview rocked. thank you.

  136. I didn't really have an opinion before by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
    But now I like Wil just because of the number of times he says dorky things like "That was cool" at the end of his paragraphs, mostly because that's how I talk in meatspace(tm).

    Of course, on slashdot, I try not to say things like that, because I already say enough shit that I'm preyed upon for. If you keep your shit together, well, let me just say (even though it just proves I'm a karma whore) that I was ecstatic the first time I opened my user info and saw I'd had something modded up to 5.

    That was cool.

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  137. Shatner is in big trouble! by iainl · · Score: 2

    Eeek. Apparently Wil really is CleverNickName. Given that both his sig line and his bio are quotes from Fight Club (and excellent taste you have Mr. Wheaton I must say) here we have someone who can truly fulfil a film's ambition:

    "Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner".

    Now that I'd pay money for!

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  138. Uh, no by delmoi · · Score: 2

    That woman can't do web design for shit, and I don't equate 'fruty goth' with 'intelegent'. Quite the opposite, really.

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    1. Re:Uh, no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That woman can't do web design for shit, and I don't equate 'fruty goth' with 'intelegent'. Quite the opposite, really.

      I guess you gotta meet her in person then..

      And judging by your spelling, I suppose I'd have to meet you in person to believe you're intelligent, too.

  139. Wil Meets Larry Niven Story by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

    That story is worth the price of admission. Glad to see everyone has his/her geek threshold.

    Thanks, Wil.

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  140. Damn! by Chas · · Score: 1

    I'm sending your agent the bill for the monitor I blew out after I spewed Coke reading that Adequacy article!

    Too funny man.

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  141. Re:Princip. Discordia (not invented by WIlson)earl by Aqualung · · Score: 1

    I stand corrected. Discordianism does appear to predate Wilson...

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  142. A matter of priorities by Tassach · · Score: 2
    I don't think that Linux is too hard for Wil (or any other reasonably intelligent person, for that matter).


    It's a matter of time management and priorities. If your computing priority is "mess around with cool stuff and learn to do new things", moving to a new operating system is a good thing. If, on the other hand, you want to actually get work done it's a more productive use of your time to stick to what you know. When you are trying to accomplish somthing, you can't always afford the downtime it would take to learn to use a new tool.


    Sometimes you have to use the tool you understand, even if you know that there's a better tool out there. For example, I know Perl is a better choice than awk for a lot of the jobs I do. But I still write a *lot* of awk code. Why? Because I know awk inside out, and I'm still learning Perl. A program that would take me 20 minutes to do in awk would take me two or three hours to do in Perl, because I have to spend a lot of time looking stuff up and fixing errors. The point isn't that Perl is too hard for me to learn, or that awk is better; it's just that getting my work done has a higher priority right now than mastering Perl.

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  143. Re:I think we can give Wil his official geek permi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    oh shit man. you got me laughing my ass off at work again...


    i think it was this line that really set me off though:


    * Nervously extend the left hand then utter the sacred oath "..uh .. oh, wrong hand, heh"


    awww fuck... must... calm... down...


    thanks for the dose of morning humor though :)

  144. Slashdot's newest tagline! Aww, please? by DarklordJonnyDigital · · Score: 3, Funny
    If I never see this tagline at the very bottom of Slashdot, I'm going to be incredibly dissapointed:

    "If I could only live my life with my threshold at 4... " -- Wil Wheaton

    I'd add it to my own tagfile, had I not replaced it with my own USENET Hints for Newbies. Go on, Slashdot... pretty please with a penguin on top?

  145. One Dead Troll in a Ziploc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since the last brain cell finally slammed into the wall of your cranium and splatted that .00000000001 IQ point out of existence, I'll spell it out simply: Oh Please, twip. Go take your Freakyness to another port of call.

    I'm sure when I forward this to your Mom, she'll want to put it on her Christmas Letter to the Family...

    "Lou's fine, the dog's got lumbago, and my son's still a pointless freaked-out-poseur-psycho-Nazi-misogynist. So much for grandkids. I guess we SHOULD have opted for the counseling instead of the Beamer. Oh, and the cat has stopped puking all over the chintz sofa."

    By the way, I *LOVE* Wil Wheaton -- he is so Un-Wesley. I feel badly that the show's writers seemed to make him the plot loophole so often that he, personally, ended up with a hate club. People need to turn off the TV sometimes and hang out in the Big Blue-Ceiling Room once in a while. Actor /= Character (I KNOW it's a lame doesn't equal, leave me alone, I don't know the ASCII for it).

    I Laughed Out Loud when I re-read (it surprised me) the Simpson reference about dressing up for the Con. Excellent obscure Grampa Simpson quote. Also, how bizarre would that be, being a big fan of a big fan and meeting up. WinterSolstice and Wil Wheaton have quite similar tastes in books and film -- it was deja vu all over again.
    What an interesting human being. Very cool. Our kids could be friends, well, if Winter's and my little Equinoxes (Equinoces?) weren't so... well, uh, weird.

    Anyway, so. Hmmm. Yeah, well, I gotta go bake cookies now with the youngest. *WinterSolstice*, please remember to pick up some Halloween Candy on the way home for the urchins what will be wandering the streets tomorrow night, hon. I haven't picked any up yet because I didn't want to eat myself silly and have to end up hot-gluing candy wrappers to a skanky popcorn bucket and call it "A Good Thing" a la Martha to try and justify myself.

    SummerSolstice

  146. A few corrections (Like a steel trap, it is!) by BrainBarker · · Score: 1

    A few episodes later (Logopolis) he learns the mathematics of Block Transfer Computation which is what helps the TARDIS define it's exterior dimension, in only a rather short time.

    Block Transfer Computation wasn't how the Tardis determined its shape, it was the technique the Logopolitans were going to use to try to repair the Tardis' chameleon circuit.

    ...the Cybermen (another foe of the Doctor) have taken over a spaceship containing a large amount of explosives, taken it back in time 65 million years, and plan to throw it at the earth as to destroy *all* life on the planet...

    As I recall, the Cybermen were planning to crash the ship into a much more modern Earth. It's Adric who managed to kick it back in time 65 million years, and then died in the crash.

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    1. Re:A few corrections (Like a steel trap, it is!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a little bit embarassed to know this and it is getting a bit offtopic... It is from my memory so some of it might not be totally correct.

      The cybermen were planning on crashing it into a "future" Earth were a conference was being held between the leaders of many powerful races palnning to unite against the cybermen. The destruction was supposed to begin a second campagin agaisnt humanity (we're led to believe that these humans are aware of the cybrmen and have fought them before but the military types in this ep don't seem to know about the war (or their victory) or how easy it is to kill a cyberman (no one made any mention of the glitter gun))

      Anyway, Adric was trying to stop the ship from crashing and messing with the controls - the fact that he saved Earth was pretty much accidental, actually, he was still tring to stop the ship moments before it crashed into prehistoric Earth.

  147. Re:I think we can give Wil his official geek permi by kaladorn · · Score: 1

    SYN and ACK? Does that mean the conversation must be finished with FIN?

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  148. Don't miss your opportunity. by Pinback · · Score: 1

    Damn it Wil, you have to drive out to the valley and round up Dolby and Torvalds. (Yeah, I know that Dolby is getting old, but who else is there?)

    You guys could start a company and teach the chief freaks at Sun, Apple, and MicroSoft just how far they're off their game.

    Maybe even ressurect the Amiga?

    If you don't do it, don't come whining to me when we're both retired and wishing we'd done something else.

  149. Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've suddenly lost my urge to have Wesley ejected out of an airlock.

  150. just another tv show by bobbyfiction · · Score: 1

    this is pretty sweet:
    >Trek: t++@($)
    >...
    >I'm making money at this.

  151. Ringworld Movie by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1
    I wonder if any studio would make Ringworld, without screwing it up?... they'd make the first one, it would be a huge success

    CAVEAT: I'm completely uniformed of all matters Hollywood. Take everything I write here with a grain of salt the size of Rhode Island.

    With that said... I played the Ringworld video game back in the early 90's. Basically, it was way too long on narrative to work well. It was only then that I realized just how dependent Niven's stuff is on narration and/or his characters' inner dialog. Heck, just seeing the history of the Man-Kzin wars spelled out graphically (as opposed to spread over a few chapters of Niven's prose) made my eyelids sag. I fear any Known Universe film would have to devote so much time info-dumping that it'd be serriously handicapped right out of the gate.

    So, you'd one heck of a talented screenwriter to make the adaptation work and then need an incredibly brave studio executive to provide budget for a first rate cast, crew, and effects. That seems theoretically doable, if incredibly unlikely, in Hollywood today.

    The big thing that would kill it before it left the boardroom, though, would be the marketing angle. I mean, can you see Speaker to Animals ("seven feet of sentient carnivore") on a Happy Meal? Sure, they could turn him into a giant Ewok (after sedating and/or institutionalizing Niven), but it'd be a lot cheaper to just develop a more suitable property from the ground up.

    I do see one way you could do an end run around most of these issues: make it an animated feature. Your effects problems are solved immediately, and my guess (as an extreemely uniformed Hollywood outsider) is that a cast of talented voice actors could be had for less than a cast of big name stars. Also, the cynic in me thinks that having actors you're used to seeing in a more "human" scale might detract from Ringworld's grand scope ("Look at the size of that wall behind Teela!" vs. "Man, that wall behind Julia Roberts is too big to be real"). For that reason, you would not want well known/big budget faces on the screen.

    Basically, my point is that the effects budget and cast salary to pull off a live action Ringworld would be so high that it would dwarf the (substantial) cost of doing it as an animated feature.

    With that said, though, I don't know if I'd want to see a Ringworld movie. As a fan, I have a hunch that even the most incredible animation out of Pixar (or effects out of ILM) would be second rate to my imagination.

    Again, take it all with a grain of salt...

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  152. Re: Nice guy.. but... [Bob Saget] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad he likes Bob Saget.

    Dude, you have to see Bob's standup routine! If he ever does a gig at a club near you, check him out!

    - MFN

  153. No one asked the *improntant* question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a pic floating around of Wil Wheaton naked, and it had the biggest most beautiful cock
    hanging over his left thigh..is it real Wil? Do you need someone to look after it?

    *a real geekess*