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  1. So sub me. on 1 Billion PCs by End of 2008 · · Score: -1, Redundant

    "Responsible of 775 computers". WHAT???

  2. Re:He was overheard to mutter... on Judge Doesn't Know What a Web Site is · · Score: 0

    Similar incident here, tea all over Apple ASD. Thanks...

  3. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... on Dyson Preparing a Roomba Killer? · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Yes. I had a DC02 and it ruled my carpeted domain for years, but if I used it for anything heavier than fluff, it keeled over and died. Not the Dyson's fault -you wouldn't expect it to be suitable for clearing plaster and builder's rubble from between floorboards.

    The Henry, on the other hand, seems to clear everything.

    But I take your point about the brushes.

  4. PRAM? Parameter RAM? on Intel to Sample Flash-killer PRAM This Year · · Score: 0

    Geez, twenty-five years of Parameter RAM and the name gets to mean something else like *snaps fingers* that. There oughta be a law.
    It's like when "frontside" became "backside" </old_skater_grumble>

  5. Re:retromercial on 30 Days With Ubuntu Linux · · Score: 0

    Actually, there was a mid-90s (?) audio spoof of the ads that certainly hit the Mac community here in the UK.
    It went along the lines of...

    Narrator: "we've replaced Dave's Macintosh with new Microsoft Windows 95, let's see if he notices the difference"
    SFX: "..."
    Dave: "What The Fuck IS this crap?"
    etc.

    Disclaimer: Windows version may be different. It was all a long time ago. It was funny at the time. You had to be there.

  6. Re:Safari or Firefox? on Using Safari Slows Your System? · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Take a look at Shiira, while you're checking out web browsers.
    It's another take on Webkit but seems to work better in my particular work environment* than Safari ever has.Pw

    Pw

    *other places of work also available

  7. Good point well made. on Apple, the New Microsoft? · · Score: 0

    I *still* find there are times when only Font/DA Mover will do the job. That's been around about as long as I've been using the Macintosh (first got my grubby mitts on a 512ke in 1987 and never looked back).

  8. Pudding. Proof. on Confidential Microsoft Emails Posted Online · · Score: 0

    "the proof of the pudding is in the eating".

    See also...

    "all that glisters".

    No, none of these things matter. I just can't help myself.

  9. *ahem* you mean "Porage"? on What Breakfast Gets You Going? · · Score: 0

    Okay, I know, I know... different strokes and all that.

    Here's my morning thing. Like other posters in this Porage/Porridge thread, I noticed an all-round improvement in mind, body and soul since having this for breakfast. Usually, I prep this the night before and boil it up in the morn. It tastes creamier when you do that = good.

    1 cup jumbo oats
    1 cup SoGood(TM) soya milk, the fresh stuff preferably.
    1 cup water
    a teaspoon of honey
    then, I "shave" an apple or pear into the mix.

    Since changing to this (from endless rounds of toast and Marmite/espresso), I've lost the need for a mid-morning booster of coffee and donuts. In fact, I've stopped drinking coffee altogether. Two side benefits have been weight loss and uninterrupted sleep.
    Downsides is I'm really boring and prescriptive about other people's breakfast habits.

  10. Re:Corporate environments on David Pogue Takes On Vista · · Score: 0

    "just not a good team player".

    This is not true. Although your mileage will vary, depending on the team.

  11. Re:What? on IE Used To Launch Yahoo IM Clickfraud · · Score: 1, Funny

    hmm, I never ever RTFA, but this is the first time a lead-in has got me stumped. Or maybe I'm getting old.
    *inserts toast into Betamax VCR and continues regardless*

  12. Re:matchmaking in the 21st century on Google and Apple Finally Teaming Up? · · Score: 0

    That, for some reason, put me in mind of "Lady Chatterley's Lover".

  13. Re:Do nothing. on Managing Mac OS Updates in an Enterprise? · · Score: 0

    Are you ALL local admins of your own Macs?

    At our place (no local admins, so no local installs of software), the problem with Apple's updates are that they sometimes break the bespoke applications that rely upon -say- Safari. I agree that the Apple software update model is super-convenient for the majority of Macintosh users who are masters of their own systems, but that's not really working in an "Enterprise" environment, as I see it.

  14. Re:My most recent bedroom dialogue on Google to Use PC Microphones to Listen In? · · Score: 0

    Anything to do with that famous Hugh Grant "can ye tek mi length?" story?

    No? Okay. Move along. Nothing to see here...

  15. Re:Apple builds to last. on Apple's Leopard Strategy to Kill Microsoft and Dell? · · Score: 0

    Okay I'll get this one.

    From the first G3 blue & white casing through to the last iteration of the graphite-cased G4, there was room for THREE 3.5" drives, side by side. You didn't get data cabling for all those positions, I'll admit, but the space and drive sleds were there.

  16. Re:Behold my awesomeness on Apple Announces More Options Troubles · · Score: 0

    Funny, I read that as "former lover".

  17. Re:Enter the Grammar Nazi on Spain Outlaws P2P File-Sharing · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Short answer? Yes: I read it in FHM Magazine.

  18. Re:List of violated fonts on Font Raid Spells Trouble for Publisher · · Score: 1, Informative

    Thanks for showing your working, but it really DOESN'T need to mean every font size. As someone up there has already mentioned, it's entirely possible to have multiple cuts of a typeface family (each a different font) that you and I will read as "one" but a font audit will claim "fifty". For example...

    http://www.fonts.com/findfonts/detail.htm?pid=4136 65

    Other reasons why 11000 fonts can be found...
    Freelancers taking around their own font stashes. It used to be a SyQuest disk, now you can carry an iPod with gigabytes of the things.
    Jobs that pass through with fonts included
    Someone made a copy of an unlocked Adobe/Monotype/Linotype etc. font library

    On my own font audit, I found more than 2000 on one Macintosh. We have 250 Macs here... Needless to say we are now completely legal.

  19. Re:This article is marketing BS on Apple Offers Solution to IT Roadmap Complaints · · Score: 0

    Thanks for this. Nail/head.

  20. It's not like I have karrma to burn. on Women Get Lots of Info From Male Faces · · Score: 0

    But let the record show that I laughed long and hard at that.
    And even now, having wiped the coffee from my KVM, I am snickering.
    Thanks!

  21. Re:So on Apple Defeats RIAA and France In Same Day · · Score: -1

    *guilty ARF!*

    I'm sure that my French "cherms" would also see this as funny.

  22. Dropped anchor. on Nokia's New All-In-One Phone · · Score: 0

    Yup, did the same thing. Fortunately, I was off a Greek island at the time and it was only about 15ft of water. The deepest I've ever gone and never again. *reads it back* Kinda dull story. But you started it.

  23. Re:Best customer service on Why Everyone Loves Apple · · Score: 0

    Similar experience with a trashed and probably-out-of-warranty 5GB iPod:
    "wedding present huh? well, I guess you don't really know when it was purchased eh?"
    48 hours later I had a new one.

    BTW, anyone remember those Apple-branded FDHD diskettes from way back? In the UK they were punted at £5 EACH. Things have improved a lot since those days imo.

  24. Re:And for those who don't use Outlook on MS Connects Office and Back-Office Apps · · Score: 0

    You got that right! Entourage is touted as an "Outlook for Mac" by MS. It doesn't come close.

  25. Re:Not just Premiere on Adobe Universal Binaries... in 2007 · · Score: 0

    Well, they've certainly become more attuned to the customer as being -perhaps- somehow important to their business. They're supposed to be listening these days. But it's come rather too late to make a difference in the UK, I fear.
    We've moved all our desktops to InDesign and just about every other UK consumer magazine publisher that isn't locked into QPS is making the same move. A few thousand desktops may not mean a great deal in terms of lost licence cash to Quark Inc, but when you think about how many freelancers and related small businesses will make the change, it becomes more significant.

    Just one more note, as this is getting way off-topic: I attended plenty of meetings where the IT directors of UK publishers sat with Quark's European reps, trying to coax ANY information from them regarding compatibility with OS X as well as inviting Quark to present their support plans for the new OS. In each meeting, we met with virtual silence until the last one where they told us to "upgrade to Quark 5 now -and use Classic- and we'll sort you out a proper OS X version later". In the intervening two years, we'd got plenty of information about suggested features x, y and z -but nothing about what we wanted to know. They blew it.

    I honestly believe they could have delivered a carbonised version of Quark v4 and Adobe InDesign wouldn't have had a chance.