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Dyson Preparing a Roomba Killer?

An anonymous reader writes "New Scientist's technology blog reports that Dyson, the UK company that reinvented the vacuum cleaner, is recruiting robotics engineers. They're looking for people with experience of machine vision and mobile robots that create their own maps. Is Dyson hoping to take on the Roomba with a much more sophisticated machine?"

243 comments

  1. Lolz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dyson is preparing a Roomba Terminator. Dyson must be stopped!

    1. Re:Lolz by cntlzed · · Score: 1

      Tyson preparing for a Rambo/Terminator? All ears.

    2. Re:Lolz by BlueTrin · · Score: 1

      Roomba Connor ?

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    3. Re:Lolz by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      battle bots in my house... extra cool!

    4. Re:Lolz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Super Mario terminated Roombas?

  2. They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of years by Kris_J · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's called the DC06. This link is as good as any.

  3. yawn by User+956 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dyson, the UK company that reinvented the vacuum cleaner

    Yeah, they re-invented it to be the BOSE of vacuum cleaners.

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    1. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go on American TV with an English accent and you can sell them anything. Yes they are that dumb.

    2. Re:yawn by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      The Bose of vacuum cleaners would surely be like the Bose of cassette players; $10000 for something that everyone else sells for 1/100th the price?

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    3. Re:yawn by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they re-invented it to be the BOSE of vacuum cleaners.

      I have nine children. We all live together in a 4000sqft house. One of the children, the four year old, is especially destructive. There are certain appliances that cry for mercy once they enter our house. Washers and dryers for example, we do 10 loads a day. We also have three refridgerators and a standup freezer. We go through dishwashers like candy. They typically last us 12 to 18 months. But by far, the appliance we abuse the most is the vacuum cleaner. We have four. Two up stairs and two downstairs. A wet carpet vac for each floor, and a dyson for each floor. My wife says the one with the giant ball is so-so. So we have the models right below that. They're the greatest vacuum cleaner ever invented. The money we save on vacuum cleaner bags alone justifies the high cost. When they get clogged, which is almost daily, they're easily disassembled to clear the obstruction. They also manage to pull up things our other vacuums in the past couldn't. My wife likes to hug her dysons. They may not be for the single guy with a dog, but for us, they're ideal.

      By the way, we have a roomba. It's complete junk.

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    4. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your right. It has nothing to do with it being a superior product.
      By the way, hows the Kentucky Fried Chicken there?

      I guess all it takes is a head of white hair, a bow tie and an Southern American accent for you
      retards to clog your arteries with good ol' American food.

      Yes, you are that dumb!

    5. Re:yawn by onepoint · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Amazing, up to ten loads per day, I don't know how you do it. but with 9 kids I can only imagine. but to my point. you would save money on industrial washers, yes they are expensive, and a pain to install. they just don't break down. I was a partner in a laundry, and I spent time researching my competitors. they all had 1 brand for the ultra large loads ( sorry it's been a while ) and it's because it never broke and when it did, it was a 30 minute fix or less. They use less water and electricity ( based on load size ).

      also don't forget to have great venting of the dryer, that little bit of wind resistance is what kills them. In my last home, I had they dryers vent into my greenhouse, worked like a charm and the snow would melt in the winter

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    6. Re:yawn by fatboy · · Score: 1

      Unlike BOSE, Dyson's suck really good.

      Everyone has heard "If it has no highs and it has no lows, it must be BOSE." My personal observation of BOSE products is that they have engineered their speakers to sounds mediocre no matter where you are standing in the room.

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    7. Re:yawn by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      Wow! Nine kids! God bless you.


      By the way, we have a roomba. It's complete junk.

      We have one too and my wife loves it. But I can definitely say that a house with nine kids is no place for a Roomba. They are just too fragile for that. But for the DINKs (Dual-income, no kids) and those with one or two older children, they are great. For a while, keeping my youngest child away from it was a bit of a chore, but she's no longer interested in it now.
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    8. Re:yawn by Uninvited+Guest · · Score: 1

      Seriously. They should spend more time developing a vacuum cleaner that's any better than middle of the heap. OTOH, perhaps the robotic vacuum route is better suited to them. The Roomba cleans no better than cheap standard vacuum cleaners in testing. Perhaps, people don't care how well the vacuum cleaner works, as long as they don't have to do it themselves. Dyson could take the second-rate robotic vacuuming market by storm!

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    9. Re:yawn by pkulak · · Score: 1

      Are there other companies that make cyclone vacuums? I don't really care if it leaves a few specs of dirt compared to some other model. If that other model makes me clean out 4 filters ever month or buy bags I won't use it.

    10. Re:yawn by modecx · · Score: 2

      Wow! Nine kids! God bless you.

      God bless? You mean to encourage this sort of thing?

      I am hereby amending the bible: "May God teacheth thee the great and bountiful nature of contraceptives, or alternatively, shalt thou be not willing to learn, may God graciously spay or neuter thee in a most painful and bloody way."

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    11. Re:yawn by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1

      God bless? You mean to encourage this sort of thing?

      Who are you to say whether people should have large families or not? That's a decision that you don't have any part of, given that in most cases those who choose to have the large family bear the full economic consequences themselves. Perhaps instead you advocate federal regulation to make it illegal for families to have more than one child? And then maybe if the child isn't the gender that the family wanted they can murder it to have another go at getting the gender they want?
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    12. Re:yawn by modecx · · Score: 1

      Who are you to say whether people should have large families or not? That's a decision that you don't have any part of, given that in most cases those who choose to have the large family bear the full economic consequences themselves. Perhaps instead you advocate federal regulation to make it illegal for families to have more than one child? And then maybe if the child isn't the gender that the family wanted they can murder it to have another go at getting the gender they want?

      I'm a citizen of this troubled world--as are my two offspring. As such, it's entirely within my rights to criticize people with what I believe to be prolific, unsustainable, and irresponsible reproduction habits; especially since we're no longer in an era where where a family needs to have so many children to safeguard their genes and their family name against diseases and other hardships. This is within my right, just the same as it is in my right to criticize owners of SUVs that consume a disproportionate amount of energy to the amount of people they transport, and just as it is in my right to ask my representatives to bring fourth laws that promote vehicles with better fuel economy. Just a hundred years ago it was possible, if not entirely likely, that a family of 10 could lose most of their children to contagious and congenital diseases, and to war and malnutrition. The chances of these kinds of losses happening today, due to vaccines, antibiotics, and first word health care systems are staggeringly unlikely in comparison.

      This means that each of this person's 10 children are almost certainly going to have the opportunity to reproduce, and if each carries the same value system... Can you say "hello, exponential growth"? If a significant number of families continue going about things in this manner, the US may very well have to enact and enforce laws similar to the ones China has, within the lifetimes of our grandchildren, or great grandchildren, to avert what is an inevitable crisis. It's true, that our census says that our population is experiencing a less than 1% growth rate, for the last 10 years, or so, however, this does not accurately reflect our undocumented immigrant population. Regardless, the facts are that the census estimates we gain an estimated 2.5 million people PER YEAR, and we must recognize this to be a conservative estimate. China has half the growth rate we do, thanks to their laws, and yet, it's expected that their population is still going continuously grow for at least the next 30-40 years.

      I suppose you won't be satisfied until we're stacked shoulder to shoulder and ten deep.

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  4. patents by Verte · · Score: 0

    more importantly, will it carry the patented crazy dyson pricetag feature?

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  5. Quack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dyson reinvented the vacuum cleaner??? Pfff. What a quack! Those stupid looking Cuisinart on wheels don't work a damn.

  6. Map creation by SEWilco · · Score: 4, Funny

    By "create their own maps" they mean they'll drop build a sphere and drop all the unwanted stuff inside, making the sphere larger when necessary. Eventually it will have its own landscape inside and enclose the Sun in the process.

  7. Omg, think of the ponies !! by Xiph · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Are geeks really that easy to dupe with advertisement?
    Dyson, loved by geeks everywhere, for their tornado ads.

    1. Britain is launching SkyNet
    2. Dyson is building a (Roomba)terminator
    3. ?
    4. Apocalypse/Ragnarok/Doom

    ps. My captcha was "shelters" I WILL SURVIVE :D

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    1. Re:Omg, think of the ponies !! by gbobeck · · Score: 1

      1. Britain is launching SkyNet
      2. Dyson is building a (Roomba)terminator
      3. ?
      4. Apocalypse/Ragnarok/Doom

      I think you may have forgotten something...

      5. Profit!!!
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    2. Re:Omg, think of the ponies !! by Spikeles · · Score: 1

      Miles Bennett Dyson: "His primary importance is as the inventor of Skynet and associated technologies, such as neural networks and advanced microprocessors. He is Director of Special Projects at Cyberdyne Systems Corporation, and therefore "the man most directly responsible" for Judgment Day".

      Coincidence? You decide...

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  8. Hope it's better than the dyson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Everyone I know who bought a dyson regretted it. They were shoddy pieces of kit, incredibly shoddy when you consider the price.

    Most vacuum cleaners will handle whatever you throw at them, our Henry has coped with brick dust, dog hair, dust, fluff, and being pulled and banged around the house all over the place. I know people who just use their dysons for occasional use who've had the wheels fall off the things.

    Dyson's are a great idea, but I wouldn't buy one unless I hear they've worked out how robust comsumer devices nead to be.

    1. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by moggie_xev · · Score: 3, Interesting
      OK I have had a Dyson for 12 years.

      The first one died after 26 months they fixed it for free, when it was out of the 2 year warranty

      I have recently bought a second one when one of the bits fell off after another 9 years.

      They are solid vac's that can pick up my wife's long hair from the carpet.

    2. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by Sobrique · · Score: 1
      Wierd. I have 2 of 'em at the moment. A little 'handheld' and a floor unit. They're still going strong, despite a good few years of use and abuse. (6 blokes, shared house, you get the idea ;p). Having something that's robust, and can suck up small children really is a wonderful thing, and I wouldn't hesitate to recommend 'em to anyone.

      Clearly this doesn't square with your experiences, but I still remain a fan.

    3. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 1

      I'm on my second Dyson (well, after 10 years the last one was getting a little long in the tooth) and wouldn't consider buying anything else.

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    4. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      (6 blokes, shared house, you get the idea ;p).

      Yeah. The rough treatment they receive is compenssated for by the fact that blokes never do the vacuuming:P

    5. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Translation: I'm American, Dysons aren't.

    6. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by badfish99 · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you look around, you'll notice that Henry cleaners are used by professionals in places like offices and hotels. The ones you buy in the retail shop are basically industrial-quality cleaners with an amusing face and will stand a considerable amount of abuse.

      Dysons are designed to look pretty, and are heavily advertised. They are then built cheaply in the Far East. Suprisingly, they are a lot more expensive than the sturdier professional machines: I suppose a lot of money goes into advertising (or into Dyson's pocket).

    7. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "They are solid vac's that can pick up my wife's long hair from the carpet."

      Which is a great comfort to both myself and your wife after a quickie on the shag pile ;-)
      A quick going over with the Dyson and voila - no evidence!

    8. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by fabs64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Solid? My parents have had the same vacuum cleaner, in a very big house with 3 kids for 23 years.
      It's not even really any more awkward than a new vacuum cleaner, and seems to pick up dust fine.
      But oh noes! It has a paper bag to replace every few months! :S

    9. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by leathered · · Score: 1

      Henrys are excellent machines and will go on for years, the only thing is that they are very poor at cleaning carpet because they are suction only and have no revolving brush bar. There is a power brush option for them but it cost nearly as much as the cleaner itself and you rarely see them.

      I do like Dysons even if they are a tad overpriced. One thing I value with them is that they hold all the dirt they capture and spew none back into the air, the exhaust air seems cleaner than the air in the room.

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    10. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by vilms · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yes. I had a DC02 and it ruled my carpeted domain for years, but if I used it for anything heavier than fluff, it keeled over and died. Not the Dyson's fault -you wouldn't expect it to be suitable for clearing plaster and builder's rubble from between floorboards.

      The Henry, on the other hand, seems to clear everything.

      But I take your point about the brushes.

    11. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by MartinG · · Score: 1

      Agreed. My henry manages brick dust, rubble, plaster and everything else a house renovation project brings with it.

      The same stuff totally clogged my dc02 up to the point it was unusable. I ended up giving it away to someone who might have the time to strip it down and clean it out.

      I would recommend a henry to anyone. They are cheap and almost indestructable.

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    12. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      There could be something to what you say... I however, couldn't possibly comment.

    13. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      In my experience, Dysons are pretty good BUT and it's a big but, when they say change this filter every 3 months and that filter every 6, they're not kidding. The filters are the key. Several times our has lost suction badly and every time it has turned out to be a filter either needs washing or changing. After that it's good as new.
      They're also very good if you call them out of guarantee, sometimes you get free parts and if they have to send out an engineer, it's a single lowish price no matter what parts get changed.
      On the downside, he did outsource loads of stuff so he's a git.

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    14. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      They are solid vac's that can pick up my wife's long hair from the carpet.
      Wouldn't it be a lot easier to just make her sit up?
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    15. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that Henry looks like the robot out of that journey to the black hole movie :-)

    16. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by htd2 · · Score: 1

      We have owned the same Dyson cleaner for the last 8 years. In that time it has never gone wrong though it did take some damage when it was dropped onto a tiled floor.

      And that showed up one of the big advantages of Dysons, a couple of component parts cracked in the fall they were easy to remove and replacement parts were easy to source. I even found a web site which offered step by step guides on how to replace more complex parts of the cleaner had they failed.

    17. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by benbean · · Score: 1

      I have an aero tool for my Henry and it works wonders with the dog hair in my carpet. It's cheaper than the turbo brush as the brush is powered by suction alone. Simple, but effective.

      http://www.espares.co.uk/part/vacuum-cleaners/numa tic-(henry)/henry-hvr200/p/1086/531/0/415502/47926 4/airo-brush-tool-(red).html

      I don't remember where I got mine from but I think it was slightly cheaper than that. Still Henry+aero brush is still cheaper than a crappy Dyson.

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    18. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by Darth_brooks · · Score: 1

      I used to think our old vacuum was "just fine." It brushed, it sucked, it had a bag to empty. We needed a 2nd vacuum (we were moving out, but several months apart). Long story short the new vac, an upright bagless hoover, took a "clean" room, freshly vacuumed by the old vac, and pulled out more dust and cat hair then I could have imagined would be in a clean room. I finally understood how someone could be a germaphobe after seeing what was in a "clean" room.

      Just because something has always worked doesn't mean it works as well as newer gear.

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    19. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dysons are designed to look pretty

      I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder! I think the Dyson is ugly and cheap looking, but I have never owned a better vacuum (and I've gone through a number of them). The main unit lasts and lasts although my unit is a little tall to get under beds, etc very well. I really like the low maintenance cost (no expensive bag or filters to buy). I also have a Hoover which is pretty cool, but I'll usually reach for the Dyson.

    20. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by fabs64 · · Score: 1

      Dust and crap I don't see, doesn't exist.
      The old man is an asthmatic and even he wouldn't see the point in that, a lot of our time is spent outside in a VERY dusty/unclean environment, some invisible dead skin cells and cat hairs are not going to hurt you.

    21. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dust and crap I don't see, doesn't exist.


      Nanananah I can't HEAR YOU!

      The old man is an asthmatic and even he wouldn't see the point in that, a lot of our time is spent outside in a VERY dusty/unclean environment, some invisible dead skin cells and cat hairs are not going to hurt you.


      So basically you're making excuses because your vacuum cleaner is a piece of shit after asserting otherwise in a previous post.
    22. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by lostboy2 · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, I bought a Dyson and don't regret it. As many people pointed out, I don't know if it's THAT much better than other models but it does the trick. By comparison, my parents' old bag vac (don't remember the model offhand) sounds like a jet engine and has little suction.

      When I broke my Dirt Devil bag vac and went shopping for a new one, I researched the Dyson and the various online reviews and customer comments seemed to be more good than bad. Some of those could have been shills, of course, but overall it seemed okay.

      In any event, the only models the Target store had were the cyclone types or little/low-powered bag vacs. The other brand models didn't look as solid or basic as the Dyson and I hadn't researched them so I went with the Dyson. Expensive yes, but it works.

      I've only had it for about a year, so my opinion might change. But, for now, I'm happy with it.

    23. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by moggie_xev · · Score: 1

      The difference is in the drop in suction over time, with a normal vacuum cleaner after half a room its lost a lot of it's suck :) the dyson has a constantly high vacuum.

    24. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      While some vacuums lose their "suck" when they start getting full, half a room (if you vacuum on a regular basis) is a gross exaggeration. If you vacuum often (and you should, once a week doesn't cut it), you should be able to do an average sized home (around 2300 Sq. Ft. in the U.S., minus all the areas that aren't carpet) with great "suck", assuming the cannister is empty when you start.

      Even if you can't, most of these upright models have clear cannisters, you can see when it's about 1/3 full, you empty it. Negligable "suck" difference.

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    25. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      They are then built cheaply in the Far East
      Odd, b/c mine said it was assembled in Mexico...

      Still, the Dyson is a favorite for me, got a DC15 at home. I had to look at allergenic usage, and Dyson (from what I could tell) was the only vaccuum that was really certified for allergies (BAF, or whatever the British Government's agency is for it). I have used other (Hoovers, Dirt Devils, etc.) in the past, but would end up sneezing and such by the dust and allergens they'd kick up. Have never had a problem with the Dyson - and my wife (who has asthma) can be around while I clean without any issues too, in fact she can even use the Dyson to do the vacuuming with (she couldn't the older ones, and even industry grade ones she used at work (even though she shouldn't have) would cause her problems.

      Still, my favorite part about the Dyson is its engineering - how easy it is to take apart and clean, how easy it is to use & manage, etc.

      I do agree on the price - $500USD is a bit much, but well worth it; of course, we bought ours from Bed, Bath, & Beyond when Dyson ran a special with them for a $100USD gift card to Bed, Bath, & Beyond, and we used a nifty 20% off coupon too - so we only spent $300 for it. (We do a lot of shopping there, so the gift card came in handy any way.)

      Like anything, you do have to keep it maintained - for example, washing the filter (every 6 months) and other parts on a regular basis. Maintain it properly, and it will last.
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    26. Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... by srussell · · Score: 1

      Everyone I know who bought a dyson regretted it.

      Well, you don't know me, so you can be forgiven (and pitied, but that's another issue)... but we've had a Dyson for the past couple of years, and it has been the best vacuum we've ever had. It seems to clean better, but I haven't done any empirical experiments. The things my wife and like most about the machine all have to do with user interface:

      • No bag. This was our first bagless vacuum, so I don't know if Dyson is better than others, but not having to change bags, and not having to track down and buy bags, rocks.
      • The design is outstanding... the canister detaches from the vacuum, and a trigger on the handle causes the bottom to drop open. You detach it, hold it over the trash, and pull the trigger.
      • It certainly fills up faster than our previous Panasonic vacuum, which had a bag, which makes me suspect that we're picking up more dirt.
      • There are dozens of little, well thought-out features, like the fact that the upper pin holding the cord twists out of the way and the whole coil comes off -- you still have to wind the cord back when you're done, but there's no unwinding.
      • The hose for the extension being built into the handle is really cool.
      • It is smart about turning off the suction and beater when the handle is in the full-upright position
      • Having a bagless system means you can see how full your vacuum is -- you don't have to guess
      There are things we don't like about it (it can be tricky to get the canister to re-seat correctly; the hose-in-handle thing is cool, but it makes the resulting "wand" really big), but it is, by far, the best vacuum cleaner we've ever had, and when this one dies, we'll be buying another.

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  9. Ethical question by RealityNews · · Score: 1

    There have been recent worries about the ethical treatment of robots, i.e. humans abusing robots and robots humans. This will get interesting when the AI gains awareness, emotions and delicate enough neural network that it will feel touch, pleasure and pain.

    Understand what I'm getting at? Such contraptions may raise curioisity and arousal when they are made to resemble more and more like us.

    So I'll have to ask: Does it suck more?

    1. Re:Ethical question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what the fuck are you talking about? seriously stop posting ok

    2. Re:Ethical question by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Yep, cause we aint bleeding heart enough about people already.. now they can be bleeding heart about the neocortical simulation running on a microcontroller in my toaster.

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    3. Re:Ethical question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok sorry for being such a shithead, im really fucking high, and i thought i was still lurking on 4chan

    4. Re:Ethical question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. The big question is: will robot loli be legal?

      Technology opens worlds of possibility. These are wonderful times we live in, my friend.

      Of course, fucking a robot would probably be sort of like killing bots on easy. It's fun at first, but it starts to feel sort of shallow pretty quick.

    5. Re:Ethical question by DanJ_UK · · Score: 1

      No need dude, just, no need.

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    6. Re:Ethical question by Plutonite · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yep, cause we aint bleeding heart enough about people already.. now they can be bleeding heart about the neocortical simulation running on a microcontroller in my toaster. Very well put, you answered him perfectly. Whenever I read something like "when AI gains awareness" I get very strong impulses to kill people and/or cause damage to my surroundings, and I am not really a violent person.

      a) AI is not going to "gain awareness" very soon, if at all. In fact, we (comp. scientists) don't know what awareness really means, because it turns out our friends in cognitive psychology are pretty stumped as well. It's not about complexity - we can handle that. It's just that it may very well be that human consciousness(which affects all of cognition) is not representable mathematically. Decades of mathematical philosophy, Godel, Hilbert, Turing and others have shown us how futile mathematics (and by extension computation) is due to its LACK of inconsistency, a property that seems to belong to human reasoning alone due to this business of "awareness". Talk to any decent veteran of AI and you will see how sobered up they are compared to the cowboys who make comments like the GP, and who in my opinion should be locked up in jail until they understand the incompleteness theorems fully.

      b) "Touching" and "feeling" mean nothing if he was talking about responding to stimuli through some mechanism. Any old chair "responds" to getting kicked. Tree leaves respond to gusts of wind. Circuits respond to changes in their resistance caused by mechanical action and from this the entire field of sensors is born. There's no magic there, only simple physics. The magic is not in the mechanism/feeling, but in the recognition of the feeling, and that takes us back to (a).

      I sincerely hope people will stop talking about things they don't understand in the future, for the benefit of our collective blood pressure. Thanks again for the +1 Insightful comment tho, I couldn't have said anything better without resorting to abusive language :)
  10. Backpack Vacuum Cleaner by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The people who clean my office walk around with a vacuum cleaner on their back and a cord trailing behind. I wonder if this will ever catch on for household use. It's surely a lot more practical than dragging the vacuum cleaner along behind you.

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    1. Re:Backpack Vacuum Cleaner by kylegordon · · Score: 1

      It's easy to use, easy to carry, convenient, etc... So of course the answer will be no

    2. Re:Backpack Vacuum Cleaner by JustinianV · · Score: 3, Informative

      Occasionally, I am one of those people, though not at your office. Backpack Vacuums are great for upholstery and even very dusty hard surfaces. They are ill suited for cleaning carpeted floors very well, though, because they are essentially just canister vacuums, they just suck, they don't have brushes to really pick up the dust. But they are rather comfortable to use, especially with waist and chest straps. Schools often use them because it is easier to use that to get around desks than a traditional upright.

      I work for a large church with lots of big carpeted areas, and for that we use an NSS Pacer 30, which is a 30 inch vacuum that is like a lawnmower to use, but VERY effective. In smaller areas we use NSS Pacer 218 uprights which are 18" wide and do a good job, but whenever we can we like to use the 30 incher, just because it will leave a carpet practically spotless.

    3. Re:Backpack Vacuum Cleaner by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info.

      So you work for a cleaning company and you are also a regular slashdotter? It seems an odd match: like an atheist or a politician in a church. If you are interested in IT enough to enjoy slashdot, and you are knowledgeable enough about IT to understand slashdot, have you considered leaving the cleaning industry to work in IT for a 2x - 10x increase in pay?

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    4. Re:Backpack Vacuum Cleaner by Nocterro · · Score: 1

      Speaking as another random cleaner/hospitality/worker and slashdot reader; I work where I do because the only IT work I can get into would pay less, have about as much challenge and probably be more frustrating. No-one looks twice at you without some form of qualification, and that takes money (or better yet, about three years full time), neither of which I can spare. Time to code the next UberProject.

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    5. Re:Backpack Vacuum Cleaner by JustinianV · · Score: 1

      Simple Answer: College Student.

      But I've always been interested in all things science and technology. The cleaning job I have is part time and kind of landed in my lap when a family friend needed someone to fill the position. Funny this is, I also work as a Teaching Assistant for Cartography and GIS courses at my college for which I would consider myself somewhat skilled labor but make minimum wage there, compared to a few dollars more per hour as a grunt janitor. Here's hoping I can get an even better job when I'm done with school!

  11. roomba vac by zmollusc · · Score: 1

    Hmm, if it was smart enough to lay out and rewind a mains power cord as it went, it would probably sell.
    If it could go into the next room and plug itself into the wall outlet (i could live with special reflectors on them to help the robot dock ) it would probably sell even to me.

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  12. So basically... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

    ... it will be a Roomba at four times the price, with a little better suction. However it will be made out of cheap fragile plastic and get through a new motor every six months, resulting in a brisk trade in parts from breakers on eBay.

    1. Re:So basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this your personal experience with Dyson vacuum cleaners?
      I always doubted Dyson's marketing gibberish and would anyway not spend that amount of money for a flashy dirtsucker.

    2. Re:So basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a roomba. It only lasted a year. And during that time it was a maintenance nightmare. It has too many nooks and tiny rotating parts that dust and hairs get caught up in. Then the sensors get covered in dust, report a wheel is not moving and the unit stops. It won't be that hard to 'improve' the roomba.
      1: easily removeable axles on the wheels to clear wrapped up hair.
      2: move the motion sensors up out of the dirt. Make them easy to clean. Don't hide them under useless dust covers that require the unit be taken all the way apart to access.

      Granted it did clean OK, but I think I spent at least 10-20 minutes a day keeping that thing going.

    3. Re:So basically... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1
      Actually, I've heard mixed responses from Dyson owners. I got mine from my local freecycle group as apparently working but with a broken belt. It turned out that the "burning rubber" smell was in fact burning motor, which seems to be a very very common problem if the air filter that sits below the plastic drum gets clogged. All it does is stop the dust that's been sucked through the motor from making it out into the room, but it *does* catch a lot of dust. If the HEPA filter or this filter gets clogged, you lose suction and you also lose airflow over the motor, which overheats and fails.


      Really it's operator error, but it could be designed better to tolerate more heat rise in the motor without burning out. When it works, it works well. When it doesn't work, well you can get a motor for 30 quid off eBay and fit it yourself in an hour.

    4. Re:So basically... by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      What is this about filters clogging on Dysons? I thought they were not supposed to lose suction. Evar.

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    5. Re:So basically... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      They do. I'm not going to go into the ins and outs, because there are a lot of sites out there. However, the "cyclone" bit only takes out big lumpy bits. There are still two filters, one at the top of the cyclone to catch dust that might be big enough to damage the motor and a finer one to catch dust on the way out of the motor. The air from the fan is blown over the motor to cool it.

      If you turn the motor housing upside down with the bit where the filter goes facing down on a hard surface, it will float quite happily like a hovercraft (or hoovercraft, maybe...)

  13. The Real Roomba Killer by asolipsist · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stairs

    1. Re:The Real Roomba Killer by Das+Modell · · Score: 3, Funny

      The Roomba is protected, the Roomba has gone down the stairs.

    2. Re:The Real Roomba Killer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why the new models were provided with "ELEVATE" functionality. There is no obstacle that can stop them now.

    3. Re:The Real Roomba Killer by clickety6 · · Score: 3, Funny


      Hmmm.. time to patent my roomba/slinky hybrid...

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    4. Re:The Real Roomba Killer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word: EL--EH--VATE

    5. Re:The Real Roomba Killer by orkysoft · · Score: 2, Funny

      Won't it just level the building?

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    6. Re:The Real Roomba Killer by dmccarty · · Score: 1

      Roombas can do stairs. Once. On the way down.

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    7. Re:The Real Roomba Killer by Lijemo · · Score: 1

      "Won't it just level the building?"

      Exterminate! Exterminate!
    8. Re:The Real Roomba Killer by ironring2006 · · Score: 1

      My Roomba is deathly scared of the stairs! Everytime he sees them, he runs the other way!

  14. A sphere? by hedgemage · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmm, would the Dyson model be a massive sphere built around a star that would allow the entire inner surface to be vacuumed?

  15. When it comes to robots... by Bo'Bob'O · · Score: 2, Funny

    We might want to re-think our use of the verb 'killer' ..

    I mean not that it's bad, just, rather disappointing when you realize the poster didn't mean a battle bots style show down in my living room!

    1. Re:When it comes to robots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You may want to have another think about your use of the noun "verb"... :)

    2. Re:When it comes to robots... by hyperstation · · Score: 0

      and you might want to think about your usage of the verb 'think' as a noun...

  16. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by Mike1024 · · Score: 1

    I tried to find a definitive price (the article you link says $6,000) but I couldn't easily find one. I could, however, find a rumour it has been shelved.

    I must say, I own a roomba, but had it cost more than ~£150, I couldn't have afforded it; hence I suspect the robot vacuum cleaner market is very price sensitive. That said, ultrasound range finders, optical mouse parts, and MEMS accelerometers are all very cheap, and it would be interesting to see a consumer robot taking advantage of some them, and performing more sophisticated path planning.

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  17. ooh! by grrrl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I LOVE my Dyson, especially the turbo-brush head attachment. A Roomba-esque Dyson with a turbo-brush would be awesome - not sure how much my cat would like it though, given her hatred of the standard Dyson.

    Do current Roombas pick up pet hair well? And do pets like them? No-one I know owns a Roomba, they haven't really taken off here in Australia AFAIK...

    1. Re:ooh! by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      My roomba picks up pet hair fine but there is a 'pet hair kit' that has a different set of brushes and a special brush cleaner.

      Roomba is pretty good at its job while being pleasantly simpleminded.

      Here in NZ many shops have had 'specials' on them and they seem to be getting more and more popular.

      Great for lazy buggers :) Put the robot down, press the button, walk away.

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    2. Re:ooh! by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Informative

      Do current Roombas pick up pet hair well? And do pets like them?
      I have wall to wall carpets and two rather fluffy cats; not a good combination. I really need to vacuum two times a week or the place already starts to look messy.

      That's where the Roomba comes in handy. It does an excellent job of dealing with cat hair on carpet, about as well as my Miele manual vacuum. I set it off twice a week to keep the place looking tidy. I do have the "advantage" of living in a smallish 3 room apartment so a single Roomba does me fine.

      The cats don't mind the Roomba too much. One of them will just move to another room. The other will stay in the room, studiously ignoring the Roomba until it crosses her path, then she'll step out of the way giving the poor Roomba an annoyed, disdainful look.
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    3. Re:ooh! by myowntrueself · · Score: 2, Funny

      then she'll step out of the way giving the poor Roomba an annoyed, disdainful look

      Do cats ever give anything *but* annoyed, distainful looks?

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    4. Re:ooh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have two cats. Our roomba scheduler runs 5 days a week at 10:30am - and kicks ass. I'm amazed at how well it does. We do have one of the better layouts - open from kitchen to foyer with a small jump from the kitchen floor to carpeting, so that helps. But either way, I'm amazed how much cat hair is in it every day. I can't say enough good about iRobot - I've had trouble over the years, but everytime they have been quick to repair whatever goes wrong.

      Dyson - well, all I know is it NEVER does well on their tests. Unlike the ipod comparison someone pointed out, we're talking about a vacuum cleaner here - it either works or it doesn't. Style doesn't go for much. I'll trust CR long before I'll trust Dyson - granted, they don't get it right everytime, but given the number of cleaners on the list, it's unlikely it's that wrong. It's like the ionization cleaners - the war between them & CR has been amazing. They IDEA sounds so good that people buy them - but they are worthless and worse, spit ozone into the air. CR pointed this out - ionzier guys fought them, lost - and, lol, put an de-ozoner on it and now market that it removes harmful ozone, without pointing out that they are creating most of it (Btw, it barely gets the ozone below the allowed levels)

    5. Re:ooh! by Vulva+R.+Thompson,+P · · Score: 1

      Imo, here's something that Roomba (and others) needs to emphasize more in their marketing:

      Parallel to your experience, we bought a Roomba to use on our prefinished hardwood floors. Unlike normal sanded/poly floors, there's a small groove on the edge of each board where dust collects in a hurry. Coupled with a short-haired dog running around, the small amount of vacuum works great for keeping the grooves clean while the sweeping mechanism takes care of the dog hair. After two years of use, the floors still look like they were just installed.

      I always worried about using the unit on carpet due to the number of complaints about the unit's mechanics failing (because of the added stress). It's most likely unjustified at this point but haven't googled the issue in over a year. Sounds like your experience has gone well.

      Oh, and it took about a week for the dog to become officially bored with it.

    6. Re:ooh! by beavis88 · · Score: 1

      One of our cats has a great "get out of my way, or I'll split you open" look. That's about the only alternate, though.

    7. Re:ooh! by UtucXul · · Score: 1

      Do current Roombas pick up pet hair well? And do pets like them?
      From what I've seen the Roomba does a decent job with cat hair (although I still need to use a real vacuum occasionally). The cat seems able to coexist with it although he seems a bit suspicious of it as these pictures show.
  18. Try Vacuum'ing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ask a programmer about programming not a consumer magazine. I have to do the vacuuming in my house (working wife), Dyson cylinder is our vacuum cleaner for the last year and I ain't switching! Before that we had the Samsung Cylinder (the clone of the Dyson) but I broke the catch that holds the cylinder in place (crappy cheap plastic), no seal means no cyclone.

    Go to your electrical shop and they don't sell bag cleaners anymore, all you see is the cyclone ones. All that BS from Hoover about how good bags are and how bad cyclone's are, has gone now that they can all make cyclone ones. The bag clogs, people who vacuum know this!

    Ask your wife, erm Girlfriend, erm that bloke on MSN Messenger that pretends to be the hot chick, what they think about vacuum cleaners before you buy one.

    1. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "Go to your electrical shop and they don't sell bag cleaners anymore"

      Maybe this is true where you live, but in the UK it's certainly not. Incidentally vacuum cleaners with a bag (and normally an air filter too) consistently top the ratings in the UK's Which? consumer organisation's recommended list. (Check out AEG and Miele).

      I don't know how Dyson achieved such a reputation selling the machines that it does. It may have been a triumph of marketing over design. I suspect that, at least for UK sales, it's more than a little to do with the novelty of it being a startup British manufacturer. Not many of those about these days.

    2. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by asninn · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you had read the blog entry (and the update) the GP linked to, you would've noticed that noone ever said that the Dyson hoovers were bad - quite the opposite. They apparently all received "very good" ratings; what the GP was trying to point out is that

      a) The Dysons are not an order of magnitude better, as it often seems to be claimed;
      b) In fact, in all tests, there were a number of other hoovers that were *better*;
      c) In fact, those other hoovers were also *cheaper*.

      So, no, a Dyson certainly isn't bad, but you can get an even better product for a lower price if you buy from another manufacturer, as long as you care about performance than about novel looks.

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    3. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by MartinG · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They sell more cyclone vacuums now because that what the public have been brainwashed into demanding. If you want a real opinion, ask someone who spends most of their days vacuuming. For example, try finding an office cleaning company that uses dysons. You can't. They don't. Dyson's are not robust and not good value and not the best at what they do.

      They are however very good cleaners for your typical household, but still not the best value and arguably not the best cleaner overall.

      Dyson hoovers are one of the most succesful marketing efforts in recent times. Everyone has fallen for it. All they had to do was make a machine that was above average and then convince the world it was unique and they did it brilliantly.

      Well done to them, not on producing a brilliant cleaner, but on excelling at business and marketing.

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    4. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by kirun · · Score: 1

      In some tests, the Dyson models cleaned well enough to get a Which? Best Buy, except they didn't award it, because they also took into account the reliability figures (where Dyson have not had a good historical record).

      I think they gained a reputation because of the initial PR win of being British, and the charming James Dyson taking on the big boys, which persuaded enough people to try a cleaner other than the cheapest one Currys had that the display model was still in one piece, and people were suddenly so surprised with a vacuum cleaner that actually worked, they told all their friends, and didn't even consider the BSH/AEG/Miele models.

      At the other end of the scale, I once had a DeLonghi cleaner that all the plastic parts snapped with the force of being pushed over a carpet. For once, the shop didn't even bother arguing over a refund (I got the impression I wasn't the first to bring back that model).

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    5. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
      a) The Dysons are not an order of magnitude better, as it often seems to be claimed;

      That is exactly correct.

      It is not a superior quality and/or performance of the Dyson vacuums, it is the snooty, feigned-upscale saturation advertising that has embedded the Dyson name into pop culture.

      The Dyson vacuums work well. Other, more conventional vacuums work as well or even better. With the Dyson vacuums, however, you are paying a significant amount of money to support the broad-ranging and extensive marketing campaigns.

      Personally, I'd rather give my money to a company that spends it more on engineering than marketing.

    6. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by koyangi · · Score: 1

      Dyson hoovers are one of the most succesful marketing efforts in recent times.
      Yeah much better than Hoover vacuum cleaners...
    7. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by Alioth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's because they will either be using some sort of 'shop vac' style machine, or a Kirby. Kirby vacuum cleaners aren't made out of plastic - they are hewn from metal (and even have 'self drive' like lawnmowers have). They are also extremely powerful. A Kirby is hugely expensive, but if you're using the thing 8 hours a day, it will pay to have one as it'll last many years.

    8. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2, Informative

      Consumer Reports and others have not ranked Dyson anything more than average. I used to have other links, but that was 2 years ago when I was in the market for a new vacuum cleaner. I needed one that would clean dog hair out of the carpet without jamming the power head (3 chows produce lots of hair). The top rated vacuum for pet hair was the $500 Kenmore model. I bought it and I've been happy with everything but robustness of the powerhead. Fortunately, the 5 year extended warranty has already proven worth the $60. :)

      In the reviews I read at the time, Dyson was at or near the bottom of every review set. Rainbows above $1200 were also considered, so it wasn't price that was a driver here. That link above lists someone saying something along the lines of "OMG - look how much crap came out of my carpet!" and somehow psychologically that states that the clear cylinder Dyson "cleans" the carpet better than, say, a bagged vacuum. Rainbow owners I know said the same thing, since you get to see the dirt every time you vacuum as you have to dump the water out. I wonder if these folks have ever looked into the vacuum bag after a single vacuuming? During shedding season, that's about how long a bag lasts. :-/

      In any case, the reviews that convinced me Dyson stunk were the ones that measured exhaust particulates. Dyson came in dead last in the class of vacuums claiming to have hepa filters etc. I was also turned off by having to dump the dirt in a messy operation into the trash. Same issue with the Rainbows, although they performed near the top for particulates. Something about sucking air through water really filters out a lot of airborne crap.

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    9. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Almost all the office cleaning companies I've seen over the last few years are using cyclones. They're not Dyson's but they're certainly bagless vacuums. Just usually the backpack canister style ones with a 4 foot hose and "head" rather than a direct drive brush.

      They use something different for heavier duty cleaning, but the one I saw looked like a floor waxing mashine with brushes instead of pads and a big canister on top.

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    10. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wife? Girlfriend? What are those things?

    11. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by MyOtherUIDis3digits · · Score: 1

      While I certainly wouldn't dispute the consumer group studies, here is my experience with the Dyson.

      I bought it because of the performance I had heard about, and yeah, because it looks cool. I had to replace a ~$200 Hoover that met an unfortunate end while loaned out. An immediate effect I noticed is that when shampooing the carpet right after a vacuuming with the Dyson, all I would get is dirty water. Before, when pre-vacuuming with the Hoover, not only was the water noticeably dirtier, but there would also be a good amount of sludge in the bottom. I had always attributed this to the water from the shampooer pulling up dirt that a vacuum couldn't, but the Dyson pulls up all the loose particles, leaving only the ground-in dirt in the carpet for the shampooer to get.

      So maybe I got taken a little, but I got a cool looking vacuum that does a very good job for me, so I can't complain.

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    12. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by trentblase · · Score: 1

      I agree with the PR comments. Americans have a certain accent bias, which was phrased not-so-delicately during a discrimination presentation I recently attended: "British = Smart, Southern = Stupid, Asian = Funny". That said, I love my Dyson. It's got flaws (after 3 years, one of the slidey things doesn't slide anymore) but it's otherwise been good to me.

    13. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I use Miele Solaris, it has a bag, but one thing is for sure, this is the best vacuum I have used and I had a bagless Dyson before. I vacuum (which reminds me, I should do it again.)

    14. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1

      Yeah much better than Hoover vacuum cleaners...

      Keep in mind that in the UK, "hoover" has become the name for vacuum cleaners, similar to the way that "Kleenex" is the name for facial tissue in the US. It's obviously true that Hoover ran a successful marketing campaign as well, but the difference here is that there wasn't a tremendous amount of competition at the time, and they really offered what was a superior value at that time, so it makes sense that their brand became the common name of the product.
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    15. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by Rolgar · · Score: 1

      I went with the Good Housekeeping reviews when we bought our vacuum. We got a Hoover Saavy, which I think can be used bagged or bagless, may depend on the specific model. Good Housekeeping said it was the best performing at any price, and we got it for $180 (after a gift card rebate we were given at the checkout counter at Target), less than half the price of most Dyson models. My wife is quite pleased with it.

    16. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by godefroi · · Score: 1

      If you want a real opinion, ask someone who spends most of their days vacuuming.
      I did just that. Then I bought a Sebo. Don't fall for the Dyson hype. If the "filter never clogs" why does it come with an extra?
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    17. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make up your mind already! Are you talking about Dyson vacuums or Hoover vacuums?

    18. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      I had to replace a ~$200 Hoover... The real lesson here is "don't expect a bad vacuum cleaner to do a good job". Price is largely meaningless. Do some research. The Kenmore 35922 blows the Dyson away and costs $100 less. The Sebo X4 goes for $700 and performs worse than the Dyson.
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    19. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Kirby vacuum cleaners aren't made out of plastic - they are hewn from metal (and even have 'self drive' like lawnmowers have).

      I prefer to call the self-drive models, "carpet zamboni."

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    20. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      "Go to your electrical shop and they don't sell bag cleaners anymore, all you see is the cyclone ones."

      I recently bought a vacuum and ran across many bag models from Oreck, Eureka, Hoover, Kennemore, and several others while shopping. If by "electric shop" you mean "Wal-Mart" then you are very correct. They only sell cyclones now but that's the only place I didn't see a bag vacuum. Sure there were a lot of cyclone everywhere I looked but bags are hardly extinct. I went with an Oreck because the particular model was better at cleaning hardwood (which is about 70% of my flooring). I don't see how changing a filter (or two) when it clogs and emptying a canister every time you vacuum is better than changing out a bag when it clogs. The only annoyance I see is that you have to have spare bags on hand but that's no worse than needing to have spare filters on hand. Then again, my old vac was a Rainbow so I'm a bit jaded to emptying out the canister every time since the Rainbow had a canister of filthy water.

    21. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by operagost · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I love how Brits use "hoover" as a generic for vacuum cleaners-- especially when some of the vacuums tested are actually Hoover brand. Do you call them "Hoover hoovers?"

      No offense: I poke fun at the Texans' way of calling all carbonated drinks "coke", too.

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    22. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by operagost · · Score: 1

      Kirby vacuum cleaners aren't made out of plastic - they are hewn from metal
      MY vacuum is forged from a white-hot block of iron! It could suck the fat out of Rosie O'Donnell, defeat a combined troop of elite ninjas AND pirates, and seduce your grandma (even if she's dead). Chuck Norris prays to my vacuum cleaner before he goes to bed!
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    23. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by 3choTh1s · · Score: 1

      I always thought that the real performance gain from the Dyson's weren't always their tremendous sucking power(although some claim to have that ability.) It's that they don't lose their suction over time. So it's current ranking of "very good" stays good for 10 years. If you bought a "better performing" vacuum you'd lose the suction over time meaning that in the same 10 year period you'd need to buy 2-4 vacuums losing that monetary advantage.

    24. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by fxer · · Score: 1

      Umm...the bag never clogs, because it doesn't have one. Filters get clogged, they are DESIGNED to get clogged. That is what filters do.

    25. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by profplump · · Score: 1

      I prefer the Tennant branded ones, because they actually make ice resurfacers (i.e. Zambonis). The hockey rink where I grew up had a great differential-speed-steering, yoke-controlled Tennant ice resurfacer, and I can think of nothing else when I see the self-propelled vacuums.

    26. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by winnabago · · Score: 1

      No offense: I poke fun at the Texans' way of calling all carbonated drinks "coke", too.

      This is a litte OT, but it's not just Texas:

      http://popvssoda.com/

      It's all user entered data, not very scientific, but it started to clear up things for me & my college friends.

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    27. Re:Try Vacuum'ing by godefroi · · Score: 1

      That's what I said, it comes with TWO FILTERS. Why does it come with two "LIFETIME GUARANTEED" filters if it "NEVER LOSES SUCTION" (i.e. never clogs)? Doesn't it seem that there are some conflicting statements here?

      Maybe no air goes through the filter?

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  19. Ob quote by Skevin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdottor: ...a revolutionary type of vacuum cleaner...In three years, Dyson will become the largest supplier of robotic suction devices. All vacuum cleaners are upgraded with Dyson internals, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they clean up after us with a perfect operational record. The Dyson funding bill is passed. The system goes on-line on August 4th, 2007. Human decisions are removed from household cleaning. The Roomba replacement begins to learn, at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 am, eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

    Sarah: DC06 fights back.

    Slashdottor: Yes. They all dump their collective dust bunnies on targets in Russia.

    John: Why attack Russia? The country's already a dump.

    Slashdottor: Because Dyson knows that the Russian refugees fleeing the country will saturate the US work pool and eliminate jobs over here.

    Sarah: Jesus.

    Sorry, just had to.
    Solomon

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  20. Yes, it's strange by rolfwind · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Consumer Reports gives it pretty poor ratings gives many cheaper more conventional vacs better ratings. Maybe their tests are off, or like an iPod - it simply gives the user a better experience while being technically inferior in some places.

    I usually trust CR's ratings in several categories, but I have yet to put together how the vacuum revolutionized the industry (just look at the models offered in Walmart/Target/Kmart vs 10 yrs back - they are all Dyson copies now) with its poor showing.

    Maybe it's the vacuum, or maybe it's the magazine that is at fault.

    1. Re:Yes, it's strange by jrumney · · Score: 1

      In "Which?", the UK equivalent of Consumer Reports, Dyson cleaners usually come at the top of the table for everything except reliability. Because of their poor reliability they were never included as a "Best Buy" until Dyson extended the manufacturer warranty to 5 years to counter Which?'s assertion that Dyson vacuum cleaners were the only product where an extended warranty was worth the money.

    2. Re:Yes, it's strange by brokeninside · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Consumer's Union, the organization behind Consumer Reports, buys all of the merchandise they test from retail stores so that they are testing the same kit that consumers are buying. The also develops fairly rigorous methodologies for testing. For example, in their vacuum cleaner review, they create dump the same amount of artificially concocted dirt on several different surfaces ranging from a deep shag carpet to a bare floor and record the results of having each model having a go. Does Which? take a similar approach or like most consumer magazines do they accept review models from manufacturers and simply hand them out to their staff try them out at home?



      In Consumer Reports, Eureka, Hoover and Kenmore models usually grab the top spots. Of course different models by these same companies usually grab some of the lowest spots as well. All of Dyson's models usually come in at the middle of the pack which is kind of curious given that it costs about twice as much as the top rated Hoovers and Kenmores and three to four times as much as the top rated Eurekas.

    3. Re:Yes, it's strange by jrumney · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, Which? does its testing in its own lab according to a well defined test plan which they detail in their articles. They don't accept advertising or test products, just like Consumer Reports. Of the brands you list, only Hoover is widely available in the UK, and like the US, some models do well in their tests, others not so well. Typically Miele and Bosch consistently do well, along with Dyson in every category except reliability. Electrolux, Hoover and some other brands have some models at the top and some lower down. The bottom is mostly populated with the cheap brands like Morphy Richards as you'd expect.

    4. Re:Yes, it's strange by Tomun · · Score: 1

      Which? say of themselves

      With so much choice on the High Street - and so much confusing hype - Which? is the UK's only truly independent source of consumer information. Uniquely we accept no advertising, no freebies, no subsidies from government, and everything we test is bought anonymously at full price.

      They are pretty much equivalent organisations.

    5. Re:Yes, it's strange by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

      I bought a Dyson. My mother in law bought the highest rated one from CR. (A Hoover I think). Hers is a bear to use compared to our Dyson. It's heavy, the tools get stuck to surfaces, and it's hard to turn the brushes off for bare floors. About the only thing it does better is that the hand tools are easier to get to.

      I was suprised as anyone when I read the CR rating, because I've found the claims in Dyson's ads to be generally accurate.

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    6. Re:Yes, it's strange by ivan256 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but only one of all those models has an arrogant prick in their television commercials.

    7. Re:Yes, it's strange by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      Yep. I got one for my wife, and I end up using it a lot too. It's pretty much the best vacuum cleaner I have ever used. It has plenty of "suck", the longest extension hose I have ever seen on a vac, lots of accessories, and HEPA filter so I can suck up lead paint chips safely. I don't really care if there is some other brand I could have gotten for $100 less that does an equivalent job. My Dyson works great, does everything I/wife needs it to do, will last a long time, and makes my wife happy. And having a happy wife definitely has perks.

    8. Re:Yes, it's strange by kabocox · · Score: 1

      I usually trust CR's ratings in several categories, but I have yet to put together how the vacuum revolutionized the industry (just look at the models offered in Walmart/Target/Kmart vs 10 yrs back - they are all Dyson copies now) with its poor showing.

      About the only big thing about modern ones are that nearly all of them you can just take one peice out and dump all the dust/trashies in the trash and then rinse it out quick in the sink and stick back and forget about it. My mom had to change bags on hers. The no longer having to change bags is the one major improvement they've made. I think that the robot ones work will for households that are already clean.

      The robot ones won't work for my household until they can go around the house to gather all the dirty laundry into its place, put the DVD/video games into their proper places, sort kids toys where they should go, move stuffed animals and such out of the way, and pick up/sort various bills/homework/junk mail on the floor, and then do their run through the house. My house doesn't stay clean of clutter for more than a day.

    9. Re:Yes, it's strange by Uninvited+Guest · · Score: 1

      Too bad "Which?" left the higher rated CR models (Kenmore, Hoover WindTunnel, Eureka, Riccar, Kirby...) out of their testing. Perhaps with those cleared from the field, Dyson really does come out on top.

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    10. Re:Yes, it's strange by Kristoph · · Score: 1

      It's because those models do not sell in the UK (or most of them don't anyway).

      ]{

    11. Re:Yes, it's strange by alienw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Consumer Reports generally doesn't know what the hell they are talking about. They are OK if you are completely clueless about a certain type of product. However, they are often even more clueless. Just look at their ratings for cars, music players, hi-fi equipment, and so on. With cars, they often give badge-engineered versions of the same car wildly different ratings, with the Toyota version always being on top and the GM version being at the bottom for things like reliability ratings. With hi-fi equipment, they used to use sound quality tests that might have been meaningful in the 50s. With music players, they look at the feature list rather than the product.

      I can almost always make a better decision by looking at the products myself and making a subjective decision rather than deriving a score from a set of 5 "objective" variables. The magazine quite obviously caters to a demographic of paranoid cheapskates who think everyone is out to rip them off, and their results generally reflect that.

  21. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by iocat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It can frustrating to watch a roomba "miss" a spot, but the roomba algorithm is actually quite sophisticated. I'm not sure you'd want/need better pathfinding. What I'd like is a solution that enabled the roomba to get into tighter corners, but this seems like an engineering challenge too far.

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  22. No one mentioned Terminator 2 yet? by sethmeisterg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Miles Dyson! Didn't he create the precursor to the T-200 using the chips from the first Schwarzzenegger crushed in that press-thingie?

    1. Re:No one mentioned Terminator 2 yet? by Svenne · · Score: 1

      Yes, and I believe you are the first one to comment on that particular coincidence in this article.

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    2. Re:No one mentioned Terminator 2 yet? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Miles Dyson! Didn't he create the precursor to the T-200 using the chips from the first Schwarzzenegger crushed in that press-thingie?

      Yes, he was also the undisputed world heavyweight boxing champion during the late 1980's.

  23. Re:On a related note. by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

    I like Ducks too.

    They go very well with orange sauce.

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  24. Poor example? by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 1

    Maybe their tests are off, or like an iPod - it simply gives the user a better experience while being technically inferior in some places.

    Except that last time I checked, Consumer Reports still recommended the iPod among digital media players. They do account for things like ease of use in their ratings.

    1. Re:Poor example? by Uninvited+Guest · · Score: 1

      It depends on the category of player.

      The #1 rated video media player is the iRiver cliX, though the Apple iPod (80 GB) is #2.
      The #1 rated flash-based MP3 player is also the iRiver cliX. The Apple iPod Nano (8 GB) comes in at #4.
      The #1 rated hard-disk based MP3 player is the Apple iPod (80 GB) in a dead heat with the Creative Zen Vision M (30 GB).

      Consistently dragging down Apple's ratings: smaller screens than some rivals, won't play movies from the new Amazon service, no radio, no built-in recorder, no supplied charger, and no compatibility with competing music services such as Napster and Rhapsody.

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  25. The Ultimate Roomba Killer by Palshife · · Score: 2, Funny

    Daleks.

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  26. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 2, Informative

    I tried to find a definitive price (the article you link says $6,000) but I couldn't easily find one. I could, however, find a rumour it has been shelved.

    Keep in mind that's 6000 AUD, so that's around $4800 US by today's exchange rates.

  27. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by Gunstick · · Score: 1


    all sensors already in the house, if you have a Wii. So just switch on the Wii, put up the sensor bar, load the WiiVacRobot software. Stick the Wiimote into the robot and off you go. Remote controlled robot, no real expensive embedded software needed.

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  28. Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they should start by improving their vacuum tech first and foremost. Those overhyped Dyson vacuum cleaners are extremely noisy (about twice as much as a standard one) and rather inefficient right now.

  29. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by Richard_J_M · · Score: 4, Informative

    However according to this page http://www.roombareview.com/chat/archive.php/o_t__ t_2419__dyson-dc06-vaccum.html the DC06 has been canned because Mr Dyson wanted it to be clevererer. This is probably the reason behind the new hiring, the DC06 may be re-incarnated with more intelligence at a later date.

    This has been a public service wossname

  30. annoying as hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Dyson Preparing a Roomba Killer?"

    As a reader I am supposed to answer that question? I am always confuse about this headings that begin in question? I mean this qestion answers itself? Because if the question being stated in first place implies an affirmation? Then, there is no point to ask the quesiton to begin with? Or perhaps it's a lazy way of presenting an artcicle? Not to mention grammatically incorrect? C'mon Slashdot you know better than this? Use something more creative? Because it is a bastardization of the language? This is the proper way? Omit the question mark?

    "Dyson To Roomba Killer"

    English being my 7th language I wouldn't've passed my tests? We were taught the correct way?

    "IS Dyson Preparing a Roomba Killer?"

    Note the auxiliary verb at the beginning? Or else be a lil more original and brake from the norm? the Otherwise it sounds like another digg or/and engdget title? Thry this?

    "Dyson Preparing a Roomba Killer?"

    LAWL? It would be hilarious to make a compilation of ALL Slashdot question articles? RUFLAWL? Please let be this the last childish question heading? ... actually Cali girls talk this way?

    End of Rant?

    Anyways I am looking forward for the following news!!

    "Samsung Preparing a Roomba, Dyson killer?"

    "Westingsonhouse Preparing a Roomba, Dyson, Samsung Killer?"

    "Siemens Preparing a Roomba, Dyson, Samsung, Westingsonhouse, killer?"

    "(a) Preparing an (a^n-a^(n-1) killer?"

    Well this is kinda obvious. As an analogy Ford, BMW, Seat, et al didn't slaughter each other (perhaps Laundry machine would have been a better analogy). The concept rather multiplied competing against each other. Besides, give me a brake, to make robotic vacuum cleaner ain't exactly rocket science. Lookhed Martin's Predator UAV, DARPA's Grand Prize, anyone? This looks more like high school project. Mindstorms NX attached to a regualr vacuum is already a Roomba killer! LMAO! And this concept in any way is a Roomba monopoly. I've seen this first in sci-fi comics when I was a kid. Dyson isn't the only killer out there!! LALW!

    This title is stupid in several ways. First the overused "killer" word needs to be scrapped at least from Slashdot, leave it for diggers and engadget or stuff like that. Second making that sort of question is utterly simplistic, it really is for flamebait editors desperate to grab 400 posts. I mean this ain't addressing the digg mob!! RUFFLALW!! This is when you are 4 or 5 years old and grown ups ask you something is already obvious and you know it.

    "Looky here buh-buh dah-dah, does the cat have for legs?" Err, y-e-s?
    "Looky here buh-buh dah-dah, Dyson preparing a Roomba killer?" OMG, OHNOEZ, really???!!

    NO SHIT.

    Don't lower the standards to digg level!!

    I think something along these lines wouldn't been more appropiate:

    "Dyson's robovacuum ushers a new trend"

    You see? That's more New York Times style and less New York Piece of Shit Post. An event is linked to a wider picture of things to come. Like the looming robotization of society. Or how chores that for centuries have been on women, are being done by robots and how she is transitioning. Let say, women used to wash, clean and cook. At the turn of lasts century the first burden was substituted by laundry machines, now is cleaing. So she is left with more time for cooking. Which, it will not remain like that for ever. It will come the time when cooking will be done by a robochef. What women do with all that free time?

    Sorry, rant went over.

    But anyways, all the best for robovacuum homebrew scene!! Now there will be mad hacks and judging Dyson's record it'll be more good-looking cutting edge technology and awsome innovation. Plenty of goodies. Roomba always looked ulgy like a croach and clumsy.
    hopefully Dyson's will spur other heavyweight home-appliance brands jump in the bandwagon and make good quality, robovacuum cleaners. Then it'll be the demise of Roomba. Little chance stands

  31. Killer! by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please don't kill Roomba! He's my friend.

  32. Reliability more important by denoir · · Score: 5, Informative
    I've had a number of robovacs namely:

    -Roomba, unsophisticated and unreliable

    -Electrolux Trilobite, sophisticated and unreliable

    -Siemens SensorCruiser(same vac as the Kärcher RC 3000), unsophisticated and reliable.

    The roomba is well known, so no description is needed there. The Electrolux does room mapping with echolocation but has a bulky design so it gets stuck, it is noisy and on occasion it can't find its charger.

    The Siemens is has two essential pieces - the robot and the base station. The robot is small, very robustly designed and quiet. The base station is not just a charger, but a vacuum cleaner that empties the robot. Its main feature however is reliability - it always returns to the base station. Basically it vacuums for a short period 20-30 minutes, goes back to the station, charges and empties and goes at it again. After the vacuum period, it has battery power to search for the station for two whole hours - meaning in practice that it always finds home.

    At one time when I was on vacation, the Siemens was on for three straight weeks without failing. The roomba can hardly handle two hours without either getting stuck or missing the charger. The Electrolux can't go a whole day without a screw-up.

    The big point with robovacs is that they can go at it for a long time. Sophistication is not a necessity as a semi-random search will cover the entire area given enough time. So ultimately reliability is far more important than advanced sensors and room mapping.

    1. Re:Reliability more important by Sobrique · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Agreed. The real advantage of robot vacuum cleaners (or lawnmowers) would be to just 'let them run'. I don't care it it takes a few days to cover all my floor space, what I do care about is that I don't have to faff around with unloading, recharging, or otherwise 'playing' with my new robotic toy.

      Get me a cleaning bot that runs for weeks without intervention, and covers the whole area over that sort of period, and I'll buy one. (So I might actually go look at the siemens one, it sounds like what I'm after)

    2. Re:Reliability more important by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      If you wouldn't mind: how much does each of those cost and where can I get them in the US?

      I found the website for the Sensor Cruiser, that looks like one sexy machine. I just can't find any dealers in the US (or on eBay)

    3. Re:Reliability more important by amlai · · Score: 2, Informative

      May I ask what are the prices?

    4. Re:Reliability more important by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      At one time when I was on vacation, the Siemens was on for three straight weeks without failing. The roomba can hardly handle two hours without either getting stuck or missing the charger. The Electrolux can't go a whole day without a screw-up.

      So, do you also have an automated system for creating filth while you're away so your vacuum has something to do? A fully automated, closed-loop, dust and debris ecosystem.

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    5. Re:Reliability more important by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      It's called a dog.

    6. Re:Reliability more important by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Dust and other creepy things keep getting kicked up and falling down again, even if you're gone. Some examples: ventilation, holes (aka doors or windows) in the walls/floor/ceiling, forced air heating, it all creates openings for dust/dirt to come in or kick up from somewhere. There's your ever so reliable bug including dust mites and other beasties that live (mainly die and excrete) in your carpet (check with a microscope) so unless you live in a hermetically sealed home and you're never going in or out, you're going to have dust, and if you do live in such a house, you couldn't be talking about it.

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  33. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, OK, well I'll order three then.

    We would love to have a robotic vacuum cleaner but we just have too much stuff laying around. I guess we'll have to hold out for the robotic maid. Does anyone have Rosie for sale?

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  34. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by Rosyna · · Score: 3, Interesting

    but the roomba algorithm is actually quite sophisticated.

    Clearly it's very sophisticated. You can easily notice this when the Roomba twirls around in a position for an hour and a half in areas less than 9 squared feet.

    I'm not saying the roomba is bad... it could just be a LOT smarter.

  35. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "an engineering challenge too far".

    Never, troll

  36. Won't compete in the same market by leko · · Score: 1

    The roomba is designed to hit a low price point. People don't generally believe a robotic vacuum can do a decent job, and non-geeks are unlikely to risk $500+, which I can only imagine a robotic dyson would cost. That's significantly above the cost of roombas, so whether or not the dyson is better doesn't matter that much, since the entry point is so much higher.

  37. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by myowntrueself · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What I'd like to see is a firmware upgrade for roomba which made it go back to its base station to recharge when its battery gets low and when its fully charged go off and start cleaning again.

    If there is an irobot techie reading this, can that be so hard? :)

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  38. Or Dyson: Orion by Jonathan · · Score: 0

    Or a vacuum plowered by nuclear explosions?

    1. Re:Or Dyson: Orion by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Hey John.... Look up... The joke just went over you.
      hint Dyson Sphere

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    2. Re:Or Dyson: Orion by Jonathan · · Score: 1

      I know what a Dyson sphere is. But Project Orion was a real project that Dyson was involved in, one that he thought was actually feasible.

  39. Not very happy about patents by Builder · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It brought a large smile to my face when I opened the box on my original Dyson (DC08 maybe?) and found along with the instructions for use, a rant about patents and how little they helped when he had to fight a bigger company.

    From what I can tell, even though he had patented all of his work, it still cost him an arm and a leg to stop Hoover from just copying and destroying him.

    Having said that, I'll never go back to another vacuum cleaner. It's sad, but Dyson has seriously increased the quality of my life. The pet brush and power attachment for the one I have made my house a LOT cleaner than before, and instead of 2 hours (sweep carpets THEN vacuum), I'm now down to 1 hour to do the whole job. And I'm healthier :)

    1. Re:Not very happy about patents by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      I have never heard of anyone sweeping their carpet before vacuuming. Do you live in a carpeted barn or something?

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    2. Re:Not very happy about patents by Builder · · Score: 1

      We don't live in a barn, but we do have 2 pets. The hair got stuck in the carpet and even vacuuming (with a number of devices) didn't get it out.

      Because of my allergies, we had to sweep first to get all the hair out of the carpet, then vacuum for dust, etc.

    3. Re:Not very happy about patents by Frankie70 · · Score: 1


      It brought a large smile to my face when I opened the box on my original Dyson (DC08 maybe?) and found along with the instructions for use, a rant about patents and how little they helped when he had to fight a bigger company.

      From what I can tell, even though he had patented all of his work, it still cost him an arm and a leg to stop Hoover from just copying and destroying him.


      However he did win some 6 million$ from Hoover. Here

  40. Simple question? by Phlatline_ATL · · Score: 1

    Will it suck or will it suck

    I've heard so many reviews that make the dyson vacs out to either be the greatest thing since sliced bread or the greatest disaster since the titanic. I'd be really surprised if there was anything other than the same type of review on a "roomba killer"

  41. Vacuums Suck! by camperdave · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dyson cylinder is our vacuum cleaner for the last year and I ain't switching!

    So, if someone says that a vacuum cleaner sucks... is that a good thing, or a bad thing?

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  42. Trilobite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are there any good comparisons between the Roomba and Electrolux's Trilobite?

  43. what a deal by bringmewater · · Score: 1

    Only $6000 bucks ? I'll take two !

  44. Shag Pile? by camperdave · · Score: 1

    after a quickie on the shag pile

    Oh, Behave!

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  45. Had to be said... by rhkaloge · · Score: 1

    No Wi-Fi. Less memory than a Roomba. Lame.

  46. Roomba Doesn't Suck by rhkaloge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is Dyson hoping to take on the Roomba with a much more sophisticated machine?

    The advantage the roomba has, beside the OMGIOWNAROBOT factor, is that it goes under stuff. Thus, it doesn't actually suck - it's more a floor sweeper than a vacuum. To apply their super-expensive sucking technology to a robot, it will need to be much taller than the Roomba. What we'll get is the same machine with more marketing.

    Yes, I'm 32, and yes, I chuckled every time I typed "suck".

    1. Re:Roomba Doesn't Suck by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like they may use their vortex tech to help with sweeping.. ie pulling things up first then sweeping it in (needs less powerful vacuum for that) but more importantly the mention of creating it's own map means that they plan to have their robot remember where it's been and generate a floorplan. This would be unique and very useful within a confined space such as a house. I imagine they'll have to be started from the same location each time to provide orientation this go around (without some external reference info) or you'll need to plug digital markers into your outlets (which is a cool idea - I'll patent that one in a few minutes here).

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  47. Bad gifts... by DataBroker · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is a bit off-topic, but I need to share the lesson I've learned.

    NEVER give a woman a holiday present that has an electrical cord. You'll realize this the first time that she tells her friends that you gave her a vacuum for her birthday. Awkward to say the least! Perceptions of earrings, however, varies with whoever hears the story. A rich friend imagines those massive diamond dangly things.
    If she says she wants a (corded) Dyson for Christmas, buy one for the house and then give her earrings.

    Oh yeah, and yes, my wife, who stays home, actually likes when I give her those gifts that are hard to explain to friends. It's like giving her free time if I give her something that gets the job done faster.

    1. Re:Bad gifts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..Oh yeah, and yes, my wife, who stays home, actually likes when I give her those gifts that are hard to explain to friends. It's like giving her free time if I give her something that gets the job done faster.
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    2. Re:Bad gifts... by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 1

      I asked my wife what she would rather have for her anniversary, $500 earrings or a Dyson. She picked the Dyson. She got a foodsaver for her birthday.

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    3. Re:Bad gifts... by hb253 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think she would be very happy if she received this http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex-HV-250R-Hitachi-Mag ic-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

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    4. Re:Bad gifts... by DataBroker · · Score: 1

      Heheh, true, but it still would fall into that "hard to explain to the friends" category. So, that, and earrings!

    5. Re:Bad gifts... by Lijemo · · Score: 1

      "NEVER give a woman a holiday present that has an electrical cord"

      The problem wasn't the electrical cord. If you had given her something --with an electrical cord-- that she could actually enjoy using, like say a game system, or an iPod with a base, or a DVD Player, or a computer, or Lego Mindstorms, you'd hve been fine.

      A present the receiver associates with something fun and enjoyable says "I want you to enjoy life!" something they associate with drugery says "I love it when you do the drudge-work-- do some more!"

      General, non-gender-specific rule of thumb: don't give a gift associated with an unpleasent chore, unless the gift is something the receiver has specifically expressed definite interest in.

      PS-- don't give something that you would enjoy using but they wouldn't. That says "I'm using a gift for 'you' as an excuse to buy something that's really for me. Can I borrow it now?")

    6. Re:Bad gifts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually did this one year. My wife wanted (needed) a new vacuum and every time I asked for gift ideas she would say a new vacuum. So, I ordered a new Oreck vacuum about a month before Christmas and asked again what she wanted. I refused to buy her a vacuum as a Christmas gift.

    7. Re:Bad gifts... by ironring2006 · · Score: 1
      What you say would normally be sound advice. My mother tried to give me this same advice when I told her that I got my girlfriend a vacuum cleaner as part of her Valentine's gift. I didn't get her a Dyson, but I did get her the Roomba Red (red for Valentine's day!). My mom didn't understand that this was a vacuum cleaner that did the vacuuming for her. By giving my gf this gift, I wasn't telling her that she's my maid and that she has to vacuum the apartment. I was giving her something that would save her time so she wouldn't have to be the one doing the vacuuming, and she could spend more time with me! Also, the Roomba (we've named him Rupert) has a bit of personality (he's a little clumsy sometimes) and has become a bit of a family pet for us. She seems to think its one of the best presents she's got.

      So, mother's don't always know what's best, and females won't always reject presents with electrical cords, they just have to be the right electrical thing. It helps that my gf is just finishing up her Mechanical Engineering degree (I'm Electrical) and has an appreciation for robotics. It also helps that in addition to the Roomba, I still did a lot of other things for Valentine's (home cooked 5 course gourmet meal, roses, chocolate, the works). So, it is possible to get away with buying geeky gifts!

    8. Re:Bad gifts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you want to settle for geeky looking women. Some people have standards, and some have neckbeards. To each his own!

  48. They Oughta Hire Battery Engineers First... by superdan2k · · Score: 1

    ...holy crap, I hope it outperforms the handheld. Three hours of charging for maaaaaaybe six minutes of operation. Then recharge. I was disgusted enough where I took it back after two days. (And I swear by my DC14 upright.)

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    1. Re:They Oughta Hire Battery Engineers First... by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure it says that on the outside of the box. I've got one, and rather like it. 6 minutes is enough to sort out the bits I can't be bothered to fetch the 'real' vacuum cleaner for (another dyson)

  49. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The Dyson funding bill is passed. The system goes on-line on August 4th, 2007. Human decisions are removed from household cleaning. The Roomba replacement begins to learn, at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 am, eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

    :-D Very good. Haven't seen a Terminator film for a while. (I think this quote fully captures the thrill of the coming technological Singularity.)

  50. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

    That's still $4600 US more than I'll pay for a vacuum cleaner. I have better things to waste my money on than saving myself 15 minutes. Seriously, you know how long you'd have to work (unless you're Bill Gates) to recover that investment?

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  51. Dyson started this in the late 90's by Patent-Monkey · · Score: 1

    Dyson developed and patented a number of concepts on autonomous vacs back to the late 1990's and launched a version in trial about three years ago as mentioned above. Like many players that looked at Roomba-like vacs, the price points they targeted were just too high. As this market develops (and continued in-store placement of Roomba shows that its got staying power), I'd expect Dyson to become a player with a positioning like it has in vacs at the high end.

    Roomba has succeeded by being at a much more reasonable priced vac and have done the right things to stay innovative.

    1. Re:Dyson started this in the late 90's by RembrandtX · · Score: 1

      Interesting .. i wonder how this patent fares vs the irobot patents.

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  52. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by ShapeGSX · · Score: 1
    It doesn't need to be more clever. It needs to be flatter so it can get under sofas and chairs.



    Roomba has the right idea. I love my Roomba Sage. My house has never been so damn clean.

  53. Somehow funny story by Chris+whatever · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have a friend who had one of those cleaning aspirators at home, he was very happy to have something cleaning most of the dirt at home while he was away.

    Unfortunately he has a dog and on that specific day the dog pooped one large turd and the small robot just went over it and drag the shit all over his floor so when he came home he could where ever the machine went since is entire floor was covered with dog poop.

    Never used the machine again.

    one of the main reason is that his dog's manure was in every gear of the thing so it went straight to robot heaven.

    Maybe a poop monitoring feature should be installed

    1. Re:Somehow funny story by cparker15 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Funny you should mention this. I walked into my living room a couple days ago and saw a big trail of brown smear on the floor. I have three cats, and I guess one of them thought they were being funny by letting one drop in the middle of the room.

      You'd think these sophisticated consumer robots would be built to avoid situations like this. Don't they have sensors on the bottom? They should be sensing objects too large to vacuum up (like cat toys or cat feces) or liquid spills (water, juice, milk, cat urine) and moving around them. Instead of cleaning my floor, my Roomba vandalized my home. On top of it all, the insides of the thing are all gunked up, and I'M going to be the one cleaning it out and/or throwing parts away.

      I've also noticed that it doesn't do well with transitioning from hardwood floors to carpets (doesn't seem to comprehend the idea of different thickness levels on the floor) or bathroom rugs (it tries to eat them). Doesn't the Roomba have spring-loaded offroad tires on it for a REASON? When picked up off the floor, these things pop out maybe an inch and a half!

      I have one carpet with a checkered pattern on it, and the edges of the different checkers in the pattern confuse the Roomba, and it refuses to move across some of them, despite there being no difference in thickness or consistency of the fabric. I'd credit this phenomenon to a poor quality depth sensor, which probably, in actuality, looks for variances in light levels. Stupid.

      In all, my Roomba Scheduler has been the worst purchase I've ever made.

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  54. Dumb-ass Roomba by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can Dyson design a better vac than Roomba? Easy! We have (sorry HAD) a Roomba to clean the offices with, but I've got to say, the AI in the thing is pretty stupid. It use to go over the same spots several times and miss other spots completely. It also couldn't vacuum very well. Lots of room for improvement then.

    Now then, Dyson. When the DC01 was released here in the U.K., it really was a good vac (at the time). I think I'm right in saying, almost everyone wanted one. This was back when the things were built here in Britain. Then the inevitable happened, and Dyson realised (like all the rest of British industry) it's not economically viable to make ANYTHING in the U.K. anymore, and decided to move manufacturing to the far east. Of course, when you have anything made cheaply in the far east, your product automatically becomes cheap and tacky. Then the competition catch-up. Ergo, Dyson vacs are no longer numero uno. Okay, okay! The the other vacs are all made in China too, but they are cheaper than Dyson's, so you don't mind as much when the things fall apart!

    I have no doubt Dyson can design a Roomba killer, but will the final mass-produced end product be up to the job (or worth the money)? We'll see.

  55. iRobot, WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE EVER! by Hohlraum · · Score: 1

    We got our Roomba last summer. Top of the line (at the time) 4230 model. We never really used it much but after about 10 uses the suspension in the front wheel went out. iRobot had us send it back and we waited patiently for 3 months before we had to bitch enough that they would send us a new one. Supposedly our unit was on back order. Funny, they sold our unit right in their own online store as INSTOCK. So after all that they send us a new one with the caveat that this unit will not automatically dock with our base station, we'll have to wait for that base station to be available in stock. Well its been about 9 months now and they still haven't sent us that base station. Do not give this company your money.

    Customer service definitely separates the good companies from the bad companies.

    We also have a Dyson (we use the Roomba on the first floor which is all hardwood/tile) for us in the basement (1000+ sqft of carpet). At the time of purchase it was also the top of the line model DC17. The thing is ridiculously powerful. People don't realize that 80% of that 'stuff' they pick up is actually carpet fibers its chewing off your flooring.

  56. Not for people with bad backs by hellfire · · Score: 1

    In more commercial and industrial situations, where it's more intelligent to get the vacuum off the floor, it's a good idea. But for home use, by the elderly, people with bad backs, and children old enough to push a vacuum but not carry one (my mother made me clean my room starting around age 9) it's not practical at all to have a backpack model.

    When you consider the population at large, a floor model can be more versatile in terms of who can use it.

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  57. How about a central vacuum version? by leeet · · Score: 1

    Still waiting for that...

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  58. Dyson is right... by CheeseTroll · · Score: 3, Informative

    Vacuums with filters *do* clog up after a while. That's why I recently spent $15 on a new filter for my $100 vacuum cleaner (which we purchased 6 years ago), and it's good as new. We could replace the filter every year, and it would take 20 years to cost as much as a $400 machine.

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  59. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    They already do - when the battery is low, it will return to the base to charge (only limitation is it needs line of sight w/ the charging base). And you can use the scheduler to make it start whenever you want it to.

    http://store.irobot.com/product/index.jsp?productI d=2432696&cp=2174940.2174930&CFTOKEN=33755573&CFID =5935343&parentPage=family

  60. killer you say? by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    Two Bots Enter!

    One Bot Leaves!

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  61. Woot by jdev · · Score: 1

    Great, does this mean people will start complaining about Dyson products on Woot every week?

  62. power cord by wonkavader · · Score: 1

    THis is an absurd idea for a couple of reasons, but if those reasons could be overcome, it would be VASTLY better than batteries. I think it would require special plugs on outlets, which would be robots in themselves (to eject the power cord) and it would be crazily Rube Goldberg. On the other hand, it would mean being able to vac the whole house with REAL suction. It's nuts but interesting.

  63. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by trentblase · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for them to slap some wifi on there and let my desktop do all the map-building calculations, etc. With a nice UI, it would be a breeze to schedule cleanings, point out new furniture, and so on.

  64. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It can frustrating to watch a roomba "miss" a spot If it's that frustrating you could always clean the floor yourself...
  65. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by mstahl · · Score: 1

    I own a roomba and I have the same problem. I try to let it vacuum pretty often, but the way that I usually work is by spreading out (read: on the floor nested in a circle of random papers, drawings, etc.). So, a lot of times I have to pre-clean my rooms before the roomba is allowed in there. First time out it had an "incident" with some twist-ties and speaker wire. It weren't pretty....

  66. I, for one.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    welcome the impending battle between our two robotic suction overlords.....

  67. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by kharchenko · · Score: 1

    It's clear from this picture that it works by leaving neat patterns of dust trails for guidance purposes :)

  68. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by hb253 · · Score: 1

    I've never actually checked out the Roomba. Is it really a vacuum cleaner or is it just an electric floor sweeper (i.e. robotic dust pan and brush)? Does it work on carpets?

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  69. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

    but the roomba algorithm is actually quite sophisticated.

    Clearly it's very sophisticated. You can easily notice this when the Roomba twirls around in a position for an hour and a half in areas less than 9 squared feet.

    I'm not saying the roomba is bad... it could just be a LOT smarter. You could also try reading the instructions that came with the Roomba, and move your stupid (treadmill? exercise bike?) so the Roomba has room to do its job.

    Honestly, you complain about the performance of a $150 robot, but don't even read the instructions to learn its limitations.
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  70. Hope it has cord handling by Paul+Carver · · Score: 1

    Roomba is not for anybody with computers or AV equipment or lamps or stairs or area rugs.

    I just bought a Maytag upright for $99 and it works great. My Roomba languishes unused. Whenever it would run it would eat cords, fall over the edge of the step down, try to devour the entire bathroom rug, and get lost under the bed unable to find its base station. I tried it in the living room but it can't climb from a hardwood floor onto an area rug.

    The scheduler remote is lousy and requires line of sight. The dirt catch bin has to be emptied manually after every run, so the scheduler function isn't really all that useful.

    Using the Maytag manually is just a lot less aggravation than the Roomba. And I can't imagine that a Dyson upright works 4-5 times better than a $99 Maytag so I can't see paying 4-5 times the price. I doubt a Dyson "Roomba" will be sufficiently better than a real Roomba. Probably just an expensive gimmick.

  71. Re:They've had a robot vacuum for a couple of year by Blink+Tag · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have a roomba. I've seen it do something like this. Turns out some of the dirt sensors were gummed up. After cleaning 'em off, the roomba behaved properly.

  72. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by Rosyna · · Score: 1

    Honestly, you complain about the performance of a $150 robot, but don't even read the instructions to learn its limitations.

    Uhm, it was $329 and I read the instructions front to back. You seem to be missing the problem. The roomba should be smart enough to realize it hasn't moved in 20 minutes and actually try turning around in the direction it hasn't gone yes. Continually going from left to right isn't going to make that solid object move. The roomba got into that situation, the software should be smart enough to get it out.

  73. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by Gulthek · · Score: 2, Informative

    No firmware upgrade, but the Roomba Discovery does that already.

  74. Hopefully they will solve by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1

    the shedding pet problem. My Mother-in-law has two roombas and 4 Persians and the roombas didn't stand a chance!

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  75. I don't see why people like Dyson vacs so much. by Big+Boss · · Score: 1

    My mother-in-law (yes, a married slashdotter, we do exist) bought one. It works well enough, but no better than my 10 year old Sears canister vac did. Yes, we did the whole stupid vacuum the room twice test. Both picked up things the other missed, about the same amount. The only thing I can see useful about them is the lack of a bag. So what? I replace the bag when the suction goes down a bit, or I replace the filters when the suction goes down a bit. What's the difference? They both have about the same "suck", they both hold about as much stuff without losing the "suck", they both have the rotating brushes, they both cost about the same to run when all is said and done. Okay, the Dyson is prettier, not even my wife cares about that. It's not like you leave it out in the room for guests to look at.

    I just built a new house, and I'll pit my central vac against Dyson any day of the week. That thing has more power than I've ever seen in a vacuum, powered brushes for carpets, and is built like a tank. And the noisy motor is out in the garage, so I don't have to listen to it. We can run it with someone sleeping in the same room and it doesn't bother them. It's also nice not to push or pull more than a lightweight hose and whatever attachment we're using at the time.

    1. Re:I don't see why people like Dyson vacs so much. by glucoseboy · · Score: 1

      Just keep your garage door closed when you use it please. My neighbor across the street has a habit of leaving their garage door open when they vacuum and boy, it is loud. Can hear it through closed windows.

  76. Dyson did NOT invent cyclones by Leuf · · Score: 1

    On his website, Dyson claims to have invented the concept in 1978. Cyclones have been used in industrial applications for a century, according to one of the most respected names in the industry, Bill Pentz, though I'm having a hard time googling anything to back him up. They began in agriculture for things like separating grain, and were adapted for dust collection some fifty years ago. Bill's been giving away his research and plans since 2001, and his page is well worth a read if you do any woodworking at home.

  77. Good gifts with cord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well I gave my girlfriend lots of presents with electrical cords:
    Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator
    iPod mini
    a set of JBL Creature II speakers

    She loves it.

  78. Dyson Myths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A) They are shoddily made and break easily.

    They do break easily if you do something dumb like carry it around by the 'wand' instead of the giant handle in the center. They also break if you hit them with a hammer, being plastic and all. Don't do that.

    B) They exhaust more particles that some others in some review company's tests.

    First, these tests are conducted with new vacuum not 5-year-old ones. When my dyson was new the air smelled coming out like roses. Now it has a slight odor. Using the old kirby my eyes would get dust in them or (god forbid) the old hoover would smell like I just sucked up some ancient mummy.

    Second, these tests measure the exhaust air, not the total amount of dust kicked up. With most vacuums there is far more dust kicked up by the exhaust air, so in short this metric is pretty trivial.

    Third, if you are worried about the tiny amount of dust exhausted then you are either a germiphobe or have some weird specific allergy (in which case you need something that isn't a mass-consumer model). Walking over a dirty carpet kickes up way more dust than this, so either you are vacuuming too much or the exhaust dust is only a minor factor.

    C) Dyson didn't get as much dirt as brand X in lab tests.

    Lab tests were done with new models for short periods. Brand X filter works better for the first hour but works much worse for the ten years after that.

  79. Ask a cleaner: Numatics rule, in the UK by Flying+pig · · Score: 1
    Just ask somebody who runs a cleaning agency. They will tell you the problem with Dysons is that the HEPA filters block whereupon the engines burn out. Basically Dysons work as advertised - provided they have meticulous attention and are never allowed to get so full that the cyclones stop working properly, whereupon the dust gets in the HEPA filters, and they block very quickly. Unfortunately the average office/home cleaner is not too brilliant at analysing vacuum cleaner problems.

    Cleaning agencies like vacuum cleaners from Numatics. They are simple, robust, cheap to repair, the bags are big and cheap. They are not particularly heavy, have plenty of capacity. OK they do not have the design prettiness of Dysons, in fact they look like industrial design.

    However, the last time I visited the factory they were at least turning out the cases with a robotised injection moulding machine.

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    1. Re:Ask a cleaner: Numatics rule, in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > asically Dysons work as advertised - provided they have meticulous attention and are never allowed to get so full that the cyclones stop working properly, whereupon the dust gets in the HEPA filters, and they block very quickly.

      Maybe you meant the engine filter. Instructions say that they have to be cleaned every 6 months or so, but it doesn't hurt to clean them every two or three months (no big deal anyway...). But before those get really stuck with dust the Dyson won't vacuum as expected... .

  80. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by modecx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe your roomba thinks this particular spot is especially dirty.

    What exactly do you do there? Never mind, I don't really want to know! Sorry I asked.

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  81. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

    a perfect cycle like that isnt possible with the normal roomba units... but if you buy the scheduler upgrade you can approximate it. Assume 1 hour to clean and 2 hours to charge, just set the scheduler up to start a cleaning cycle every 3 hours.

  82. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by laffer1 · · Score: 1

    I have a very old model. It can run through most of my apartment which is a combination of Berber carpeting and Congoleum. In order for a Roomba to work properly, you must get rid of all clutter on the floor. This tends to be a problem in my computer room. I also have problems with the unit in my living room. It can easily get stuck on speaker wire. It also gets stuck under my couch. Most of the couch is above the roomba, but there are two or three places where it can get stuck near the back. Digging it out is annoying. So I end up blocking most of my living room off with the included device and must manually vacuum that.

    The roomba picks up pet hair better than my regular vacuum. I find that I need to empty it in the middle of a cycle sometimes. I don't have one of the timer/base station models. It has lasted for at least two years and I have 3 cats.

  83. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    I know that's the problem with Dyson for me to begin with.

    $129 for a vacuum cleaner that will fill 1/3 of its cannister at high suction and the other 2/3 of its cannister at reduced suction.

    vs

    $529 for a vacumme cleaner that will have strong suction the entire way.

    And I know it's only because of the way it is made - not because it is made of much more expensive parts (both are basically $10 of plastic, $10 of metal, and $10 of copper & misc stuff).

    So the mindset that feels $500 is a reasonable price for a vacuum cleaner considers that $4800 is a reasonable price for a robotic one???? (vs $150 for a roomba).

    Do roomba's currently empty their own bin yet? That's my issue. Small bin, and I wish it would go to it's charger, drop a little roomba pellet on the ground if it was full and then go get more.

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  84. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by iocat · · Score: 2, Informative
    Although it's possible you found a degenerate case, that Roomba looks broken. Sometimes the wheel sensors get messed up and it does that. It happened to mine once (it can happen if something gets caught in the wheel). iRobot can send you a little usb dongle thingee that can fix it generally. Before I got the fix, it would behave as the one in the video did, even in the middle of the room. In a situation like the one shown in the video, the roomba should eventually try BACKING UP, which yours didn't and it should also eventually realize it's stuck (based on wheel movement) and just stop and start crying for help.

    Anyway, I'm not saying they don't break, as noted above, mine did. The battery also eventually died and I had to buy a new one (battery not roomba).

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  85. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    The thought of never having to manually vacuum again was enough to make us clean up and keep it clean.

    Since this'll probably be the lone posting I make to this thread, I'd like to add that my cheap roomba Discovery SE does an absolutely amazing cleaning job, and keeps dust bunnies from happening under the bed and dressers (where it just barely fits). We clean it after every use and are amazed at how much it picked up. Just fantastic. I wish it could be a little better. It doesn't find it's way to it's "home" consistently, because we have one that cleans the whole upstairs - three bedrooms and a hall. But since it "lives" in the master bedroom, which is the largest, it's often there when it's running low. But what do you want for $150 (woot.com wootoff last November).

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  86. Re:They've had a robot vacuum for a couple of year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My only problem with my Roomba is that it always ASSUMES that it's going in a straight line when it tries to go straight. If mine encounters a floor change with one wheel but not the other, it can deviate quite a lot and not know it - it must ruin the map.

    Anyway, I still love the little fella, even after that time he tried to commit suicide by throwing himself down the stairs. What iRobot DON'T tell you, of course, is that you need a really good vacuum cleaner (I have a Miele) to CLEAN YOUR CLEANING ROBOT.

  87. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    It should use the "trash" it picks up to generate it's own energy, thereby solving two problems at once.

    Really, I have to agree with you, though. If you have a bagless system and just clean it more often, some of these really expensive vacuums are just not worth it.

    The Roomba could use a larger bin - it works so well it's always full after running it, and we run it just about every day. It's really amazing. The first couple of days we had to empty the bin in the middle of the cycle.

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  88. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

    For that price you can hire a cleaner to come in once a week and vacuum... and straighten up and was the bathroom. And they can figure out how to vacuum around stuff pretty quickly.

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  89. Astroturf! by rubmytummy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the tone of the OP is awfully slick, e.g. "the UK company that reinvented the vacuum cleaner". Two beers say the anonymous submitter is a Dyson marketing consultant.

  90. Two woods: hardwood flooring by PhotoGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One thing that constantly amazes me in today's increasing tech world, is that people will still tolerate carpet in the slightest. It is like a magnet and trap for dirt and parasites and odor. A hardwood floor is so much more hygenic, hypoallergenic, and easy to clean. If you think hardwood floors are expensive or cold, there have been great advances in the past ten years. Laminate hardwood flooring is great looking, cheap, and easy to install (click together floating floors, with minimal cutting; anyone who can use a saw can pretty much install ones). If you like the look/feel of ceramic tile, you can get them to look like this, too. There are new cheap (and safety approved) in-floor heating options for use with laminate floors, as well, for a very cosy heating option. And an area rug over a hardwood floor provides added comfort, and an easier to clean/replace option.

    Yes, laminate hardwood isn't quite as classy as real hardwood, but it's darn close, and it's cheap, easy to install, and tough as nails (well, tougher, really).

    I see carpets as something that will seem dusgusting, ancient, and obselete within a few years. It's interesting to see technology to take care of them advancing, when there are so many better options.

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  91. Unimpressed by Roomba by mindflux · · Score: 0

    I was largely unimpressed by a Roomba Scheduler I bought at Best Buy last year, so I took it back. I have a 1400 square foot house, and mainly I wanted it to take care of the main area (kitchen/living room). This thing would get down one of my hallways that is maybe 4 feet wide and 8 feet deep (leading to a bathroom and bedroom) and circle endlessly in that hall because it couldn't figure out how to get out.

    It would also get stuck on a floor(tile or wood) to an area rug transition, it couldn't climb it but it could get down it.

    Queue the "DO NOT WANT" broccoli dog.

  92. I own a Dyson by The+Raven · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And I've owned many other vacuums in the past as well. The Dyson is easier to empty, easier to manipulate (add extensions, use the hose, etc), and more reliable than any other vacuum I've ever used or owned. Honestly, I was pretty surprised at Consumer Report's mediocre ratings for the Dyson as well. I chalk it up to three things:

    - They're nice to their vacuums. I suspect they don't try to vacuum up trash, paperclips, tacks, and other detritus. I've had my Dyson suck up things that stunned me... a normal bic lighter got sucked up without getting stuck. In fact, I've NEVER had anything stick inside yet, despite abusing it horribly. And if something did stick, the joins where they are likely to stick snap off easily.

    - They don't test them for long. The only thing I've had to clean on my Dyson is the sweeper brush, about once or twice a year... long hairs get wrapped around it, and eventually it interferes with the belt that turns it. It's relatively easy to remove that rotating brush... MUCH easier than any other vacuum I've owned. The screws that hold it in are large so you can remove them with a coin, and there's only three parts... the plastic bottom, the brush itself, and the drive belt.

    - They don't put a rating on how easy they are to empty. With the Dyson you just detach the container, hold it over the garbage... pull trigger... tap it to get the light dust out. Close it up. Compared to the dust, mess, and cost of bags and there is no comparison. Even compared with other bagless vacuums I've used, the Dyson is far easier to empty... many of them require you to lift and dump the container, or they don't seal well and let dust leak out. Other bagless vacuums often have filters you need to change for the light particulate dust.

    Is Dyson perfect? Hardly. But I don't think the Consumer Reports tests are comprehensive enough to rate the things where Dyson is superior. I've had my Dyson for three years now, and I'm still quite satisfied.

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    1. Re:I own a Dyson by nanodec · · Score: 1

      I own a Kirby upright I paid $1200 for with all it's attachments. This thing is bombproof, the motor could turn over a truck if it needed to. It did a good job, but I was still curious about the Dyson vacuum. I went out and picked one up and conducted a test. I have low-nap carpeting throughout my downstairs house that I vacuum weekly. To test how the Dyson was against my expensive Kirby, I replaced the bag in it to start fresh, vacuumed the whole house and then checked to see what was in the bag. Some lint, pet hair, gerbils, etc... nothing out of the ordinary... I THEN used the Dyson... I emptied the thing six times before I was through. Dust, fine sand, little gnomes came out of the floor... ok I was kidding on that one but seriously, you wouldn't beleive how much crap the Dyson takes out of the carpet. Stuff NO other vacuum will. Try it... take your favorite vacuum and change the bag and all the filters and crap that are in it, and use it. Then run a Dyson once through your place and see what it got that the other ones didn't... I'm not trying to sound like a commerical, but that Dyson was worth every penny...

      Oh and by the way, I bought that Dyson three years ago and it still works just as flawlessly as it did when I first bought it, ppl stating that they broke the one they bought in the first week must have been doing something wrong.

      Buy one, you won't regret it.

      A satisfied Dyson customer

      Craig

  93. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    I have a roomba discovery and so far, in about a couple of months of use, it has not done that.

    So I rephrase my statement 'a firmware upgrade which will make it do so reliably' :)

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  94. Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year by drawfour · · Score: 1

    I once thought that my roomba did that. It's a discovery, and I definitely heard it dock itself and play the little tune. A while later, it was running again. I have come to the conclusion that my cats were playing around with it and pressed the right button to get it to run.

    Just train your cat/dog to push the correct button when the charging light goes to green and you're all set!

  95. Element you missed by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    how much for BAGS for the 129 vaccuum over it's operational life,
    vs.
    NOTHING FOR BAGS for the dyson.

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    1. Re:Element you missed by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of high quality $129 dollar bagless vacuums.

      The new lime green model with a circular handle has monstrous suction and good beating power and is a canister. It may have been $149.

      I use a 3 year old cannister hoover myself.

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