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  1. Re:Peanuts on Best Color Scheme For Coding, Easiest On the Eyes? · · Score: 1

    You can also accomplish this by blowing a nice fat raspberry! Thhhhhbbbbbbttt!

  2. Re:hub? on New Map IDs the Core of the Human Brain · · Score: 1

    Great, now I hear a voice in my head yelling "My Preciouses!..., My Preciouses!" ... But wait... that works too... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=preciouses LOL

    Woah

  3. 27B/6 on PC Repair In Texas Now Requires a PI License · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who thought of the movie "Brazil" when I read this?

    "Harry Tuttle: Listen, this old system of yours could be on fire and I couldn't even turn on the kitchen tap without filling out a 27b/6... Bloody paperwork. "

  4. Re:Blah on FBI's New Eye Scan Database Raising Eyebrows · · Score: 4, Funny

    Also it pointed out that a way to defeat this is any drug that dialates the pupils. So; smoke a bong and smile ;)

    Marijuana doesn't dialate the pupils, although it can make your eyes red and droopy (maybe just as good). Non-addictive drugs don't do jack to the pupils.

    If you want your eyes dialated, you're going to have to snort coke or smoke meth or crack. Downers and narcotics like Heroin or Demerol will make your pupils constrict.

    Most psychedelics will alter your pupil size and are not physically addicting (besides Ketamine, woo yay). I know LSD and Psilocybin/Psilocin will dialate your pupils WAAAY more than coke/crack/meth. Though there's a SLIGHT possibility of it interfering with your daily tasks :P

  5. Re:Gecko feet on New Robots Developed To Climb Walls · · Score: 1

    I think this is an excellent idea. Could it possibly increase highway speeds in the future? Speed aside, the safety factor would be phenomenal.

  6. That's nice on Welcome to the New Slashdot Chicago Cluster · · Score: 1

    But is it a beowolf cluster ;)

  7. Re:Won't this creat a lot of false positives? on Super-Sensitive Spray-On Explosive Detector · · Score: 1

    Why do you think they call it "blow"?

  8. Re:Sue on Experience with Fighting Domain Farming · · Score: 1

    Domain farming makes me angry enough to make this a reasonable course of action.

  9. Re:Haptics in gaming on Drawing on Air With Haptics in 3D · · Score: 1

    Ever heard of the Wii?

  10. In Soviet Russia... on Who Owns The Linux Trademark? · · Score: 1

    ...Linux copyrights you!

  11. Re:Back up at the wire on Turbo Tax Melts Down on Tax Day · · Score: 1

    I did mine within the first week that I got my w2s back (mid january) w/ turbotax online, and I got both myn state and federal tax returns as a deposit in my bank account within a week of submitting them.

  12. Bill Gates needs funding! on The End is Nigh for XP · · Score: 1

    Didn't you all hear? Master Gates needs to sell more copies of vista so he can afford to go to space!

  13. We've heard this before on Is Computer Science Dead? · · Score: 1

    I believe we've heard something like this before...

    "Everything that can be invented, has been invented."
    --Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899