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  1. Re:Sloppy espionage ? on Computer Spies Breach $300B Fighter-Jet Project · · Score: 1

    Damnit, that sounds like a job for me!!.

    Think I can get away with not learning Spanish first?

    You, mister hacker sir, I know what you are doing. I need you to give me copies of all your Pr0n to keep me... um... occupied and quiet.

  2. Re:I'm a big fan of his music on Stephen Hawking Is "Very Ill" In Hospital · · Score: 1

    f-them running with a chainsaw!!!

    escalate the issue and derivative problem solved.

  3. Re:Missing from summary on The FBI Has a Trojan To Watch You · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mental note for future reference...

    when requesting a private website to extort money, post the credentials here or /b/ on 4chan.

    Let them deal with all that was posted AND handle the bandwidth consumption.
    then report the site to another agency for kiddie pics ( or kittie pics, knowing /b/)

  4. Re:Are there any pirate party members in office? on Swedish Pirate Party Gains 3000 Members In 7 Hours · · Score: 1

    Count me in.

    I'd like to nominate myself to lead the "Executing" branch.

    Please supply me a list of primary offenders and their addresses. ;) /sarcasm -- probably

  5. Re:Triggering lightning on Curved Laser Beams Could Help Tame Lightning · · Score: 1

    If you can control the rate and orientation of curve, it would give new meaning to sky writing!!
    Imagine having lightning that flashes :

    DRINK
    PEPSI

    across the sky!!

  6. Re:Obesity & Bacteria on Are Human Beings Organisms Or Living Ecosystems? · · Score: 1

    Nice, so you are saying he is fat AND stupid?

    That's like adding injury to an insult.

  7. Re:To answer the inevitable question on PG&E Makes Deal For Solar Power From Space · · Score: 1

    Near the receiving station, there is no such thing as a cloudy day.

    Especially if it is the same frequency as water.

    "Fresno, home of the 5 minute tan!!*"

    *: Some limitations apply.

  8. Re:more fun with statistics on Sunspot Activity Continues To Drop · · Score: 4, Funny

    our only chance is a massive nuclear strike.

    I'd say we are currently in the perfect position to nuke it from orbit!!

  9. Re:Why they don't kill the Electric Grid on US Electricity Grid Reportedly Penetrated By Spies · · Score: 1

    That is perhaps part of the plan,
    if your economy is destroyed,
    what do you pay a country back with?
    your resources?
    your people?
    your land?
    your sovereignty?

    might they attempt to "repo" or seize assets?

    But then, the US is not exactly innocent here either,
    didn't we do something similar to the USSR to destroy it?

  10. Re:And do it fast enough for the user not to notic on Apple Patent Claim Threatens To Block Or Delay W3C · · Score: 1, Funny

    Or for applications that are slow and unresponsive all the time.

    **insert Vista joke here**

  11. Re:Is this the first? on Organized Online, Students Storm Gov't. Buildings In Moldova · · Score: 1

    Perhaps "lead" as in what bullets are made of is accurate?

    it is after all a form of rebellion, in an eastern european country, no less.

  12. DeathRace 2012 on In-Game Web Browser Round-Up · · Score: 4, Funny

    "So how much longer before we see a variation of this on our real-world car windshields?"

    just as soon as I mount those rockets, .50cal, smoke screen, oil slick, caltrop seeder, and armor on my truck.

    Oh, and I need to mod the controls to let me handle steering and acceleration/defense devices with a joystick and the aiming/offense with a mouse.

  13. Re:Hmmm How about WOWos? on In-Game Web Browser Round-Up · · Score: 1

    Sign me up, I'd use it, I'd even reactivate my WoW account.

  14. Re:YANAL on You Are Not a Lawyer · · Score: 1

    Y not?

    Because the reader might not always perceive you as the pitcher?

    Context in print is good.

  15. Re:According to Their Terms I Think They Should on Is Google Silently Removing Posts? · · Score: 1

    I'd like to second that motion with the addendum that we make it pay-per-view with the proceeds funding anti-*AA lobbyists.

  16. Re:Childish on Obama's Proposed Space Weapon Ban · · Score: 1

    Why is MAD an ok tactic for the west but banned in the middle east?

    OIL.

    It is much more difficult to get the oil when the area is irradiated or covered in a layer of glass.

    (or when they can defend themselves from future actions by nuking our troops)

  17. Re:So, kind of like Britekite? on Google Maps To Add 'Friend' GPS Tracking · · Score: 1

    You appear to be standing in a field near a castle(cary) in sw england, or maybe you dropped your phone in the park.

  18. Re:Welcom Advertising Overlords on New Ads That Watch You · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does that mean that the screens will be showing porn whenever I'm in the room? Freaking SWEET!

    Naw dude, that's not porn it's an ad for penile enlargement products.

    with your face super-imposed from the camera!!

  19. Re:Ha! I'll show them. on New Ads That Watch You · · Score: 4, Funny

    so fuck em up, wear a smurf costume or paint yourself and watch TV naked.

    oh hell, just do it for fun.

  20. Re:whisky vs whiskey on Power In Scotland From Tides and Whiskey · · Score: 1

    Affectation likely caused by too much on the breath.
    I've heard it said that way at bars in Virginia.

  21. Re:Statistics are valid anyways, right? on Video Game Conditioning Spills Over Into Real Life · · Score: 1

    Funny, I read this and thought:

    "His inability to substantiate the claim may be due to the sample size."

    which made your gripe sound like defensive whining to me

    I'm just sayin, ya know?

  22. news flash on Video Game Conditioning Spills Over Into Real Life · · Score: 1

    News Flash:

    Stimuli we are exposed to repeatedly causes automatic responses, research lead by Pavlov and his salivating dogs, more at 11.

    How should we expect video games to be any different?

    Most people have trouble distinguishing fantasty from real life until they are in their early teens, and most gaming geeks never really grow up.

  23. Re:Not news on Every Man Is an Island (of Bacteria) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since most of the useful bacteria likely live lower in the digestive system, eating your shit might be more productive for those unfortunate people.

  24. Re:haha on Every Man Is an Island (of Bacteria) · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    sex with ducks

    Is that some kind of crude attempt at a duck-roll?

  25. Re:I guess on Obama Picks RIAA's Favorite Lawyer For Top DoJ Post · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Dig, they were not all "lifers", some of them were fooled by the NLP talk used in the elections.

    (NLP= Neuro Linguistic Programming-- look at my sig for an example)