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  1. Re:Absolute BS on Pentagon Reportedly Hushed Up Chemical Weapons Finds In Iraq · · Score: 1

    The reason Bush and Cheney did not shout it out was that Republicans made them and sold them to bad guys.

    Yeah, I remember hearing about that. Evidently most Republican offices on Capitol Hill had hidden chemical weapon factories in closets, and the Republican senators and representatives spent long hours personally manufacturing these weapons and having staffers sell them on street corners to anyone wearing a name tag which said "Bad Guy". The only way anyone found out was when visitors touring the Hill were affected by a leak of "Grey Poop-on-you" Mustard Gas emanating from the office of the ranking Republican.

    I can't believe this news story was so quickly hushed by the current Democrat-led administration, considering their incredible record for transparency with the press. It's unlike them to hide things the way Bush and company did.

  2. Another school shooting averted. on L.A. Science Teacher Suspended Over Student Science Fair Projects · · Score: 4, Funny

    I approve of this decision. Someone finally thought of the children; just think how many lives were saved! Science is dangerous, and definitely has no place in our schools. Clearly, the children that built these have some severe mental problems, and all right-thinking people know their parents must be fat, conservative tea-baggers. The kind of violence exhibited by these devices cannot be tolerated. This is exactly why children should not be allowed to think for themselves in school; they are too unpredictable.

    I'm glad we were able to stop these domestic terrorists before they killed anyone.

  3. It CANNOT be shut down... on Senator Makes NASA Complete $350 Million Testing Tower That It Will Never Use · · Score: 0

    ...because then the senator would be accused of being anti-jobs and anti-science. You know, because he's a Republican and that's the way they all are.

  4. Re:Why bother? on Venezuela: Cheap Television Sets For All! · · Score: 1

    What's so different about Valenzuela...

    The difference is that Valenzuela is dead.

  5. Re:Saddened :( on Ask Slashdot: Teaching Chemistry To Home-Schooled Kids? · · Score: 1

    If the parents that do this to their kids use the "schools aren't safe", "schools aren't teaching what I think they should be", or "schools are failing our children" excuses should *get involved* in their local school, and encourage all other parents to do the same. If their schools really are falling behind in some way, it's *THE PARENTS FAULT* for not being involved.

    I don't buy it. I went through public school in one of the wealthiest counties in the US, and saw the problems first-hand. If I have a problem with the school system, it's way easier for me to pull my kid out and educate him/her at home, or at a private school, than leave him/her in the school that isn't properly educating. It is not my responsibility as a parent to fix the schools. My responsibility is to my children. If the school isn't providing the level of education I deem my children need, I'll go elsewhere and they can keep catering to the lowest common denominator. If you follow good curriculum, you can get at least the same level of education at home as you can in public school.

  6. "Fixes" the issue? on Dolphin, a 3rd Party Android Browser, Relayed URL Data · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "They also rolled out a new version of the browser, 7.0.2, which fixed the issue."

    The word "fix" makes it sound like it was an unintentional error. The problem wasn't that the browser "accidentally" sent the data. The problem was that the company thought this would be okay in the first place. The real "fix" needed is ridding the company of the people who thought this was a good idea.

  7. Nubs.... on IT Workers Face Dangerous Stress · · Score: 1

    "...learn to relax, learn meditation, learn breathing exercises..."

    LRN2PLY!

  8. Investment Ladder of Bond Funds on Investing Tips for College Students? · · Score: 1

    IANAFP, but I've done a lot of reading about stuff like this. Also, I'm assuming you don't have any outstanding consumer debt like credit card debt or anything like that. That should all be paid off first.

    My advice would be to use Investment Laddering with something like CDs or short term bond funds. You'll have a little protection in case the market goes bad, and much better interest rates than a savings account. CDs and bonds would probably be better for you than stocks since you want to be sure you have money when you graduate. ;-) Investing by lending (CDs and bonds) is generally much safer than investing by owning.

    Anyway, an investment ladder will be something you can keep implementing even after you graduate, and depending on how you set it up, you'll always have an investment maturing every 6 months or so. If you don't need the money, reinvest it again.

  9. I've experienced similar things. on Coping with Exam Panic Attacks? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I had several in college when I was working on my undergrad engineering degree, and not always around exam time. Like you, I enjoyed the subject and I was excelling in the class. Turns out I just don't deal with stress well. People make jokes about it on here, but it's not something to be ashamed of. (Their narcissism must protect them from actually having to deal with real emotion.)

    This isn't something you can just "turn off" by trying really hard. Some people have suggested you see a physician. That may not be a bad idea. There are several physical things that can cause this and a doctor can help examine those.

    What I found worked best for me was trying to keep a sense of perspective. It felt like everything in my future was riding on how I did in school. Anyway, what worked best for me was keeping a healthy sense of perspective (life goes on even if you have panic attacks about exams) and to make sure I had at least an hour each day I could spend doing something non-school related (reading a book I wanted to read, star-gazing, playing Half-life, etc...) These times helped me to disengage my brain for a bit so I was no longer trying to do but was instead just trying to be.

    Best of luck to you. I applaud your openess in bringing your question to this caustic and cynical crowd.

  10. Where is the best place to start? on Starting an Education in IT? · · Score: 1
    Where is the best place to start?



    India.

  11. I like it better this way... on Russia to Mine on the Moon by 2020 · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, MINE moons YOU!

  12. Grand Theft Auto as Carjacking Prevention Trainer on Sid Meier Responds · · Score: 5, Funny

    Violence in current videogames? A South Carolina man was able to foil an attempted carjacking using methods learned from Grand Theft Auto. I think both sides of the "violent games" story need to be told!

  13. I'm an engineer and my wife is a nurse... on Engineers Have More Sons, Nurses More Daughters · · Score: 1

    ...and we're currently pregnant with our first child. I'll keep you all posted on how things turn out. ;-)

    Actually, as long as the baby is either a boy or a girl, I'll be happy...

  14. Dungeon Majesty? on Halloween Massive Gaming News · · Score: 1

    "Dungeon Majesty is a game where we take four ladies and play Dungeons and Dragons." The clips are kinda goofy, as are the photos.

  15. Obligatory ISR joke... on Russian Mock Mars Mission · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, Mars Mission Mocks YOU!

  16. Creation Myth? on Who Wrote Linux? · · Score: 1

    The bits on Linus's hard drive just happened to come together JUST RIGHT after billions of years to form Linux. Anyone who believes different than me is, by definition, close minded.

  17. Entertainment Value? on What Magazines Do You Read? · · Score: 1

    Are they informative and accurate? Or merely read for their entertainment value?

    Are you talking about magazines, or Slashdot articles? Most of what I read here is useful for entertainment value... ;-)

  18. Part of the plan? on 25,000-Ton Amphibious Spam Relay · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps the spamming facilities on the ship are part of a US initiative to disable enemy email infrastructure?

  19. Yes Virginia... on Virginia Arrests Man For Spamming · · Score: 1

    ...there is a spamming law.

  20. If Turd Ferguson doesn't like it... on Knife-Licensing Sensation Sweeps Counter-Strike · · Score: 1

    It seems that Turd Ferguson doesn't like the new knoife skin that much. Not sure if I like it either.

  21. Anyone else read that as... on Sicilian Suspension Bridge to Go Ahead · · Score: 1

    "Silicon Suspension Bridge"?

    Largest wafer in the world?

  22. 404 Not Found - Netscape on The Incredible Invisible Case · · Score: 2

    Wow, that really IS invisible.

  23. "Yeah, we're letting it die, but we don't care..." on @Home Network Approaching Shutdown · · Score: 1

    The Exite.com homepage has a link to a page that answers the question (paraphrased) "How will the shutdown of Exite@Home effect the content I receive at Exite.com?" They basically say, "Well, it is dying, but don't worry, we'll still provide you with great content!"

  24. I can see why they need a patent... on Worlds.com Patents Quake-like Games? Kinda. · · Score: 1

    I mean, who wouldn't want to copy this and make a Hanson World of their own to MmmBop in?

  25. Nipple Mouse?!?! on Opera Adds Gesture Navigation · · Score: 1
    CT: Just don't try it with a thinkpad style nipple mouse. My wrist lost feeling.

    So did my nipple.