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  1. Re:Thanks for the warning on Adams' Dirk Gently Serialized on BBC Radio · · Score: 1

    oh, snap!

  2. Re:All the things true Audiophile needs.... on James Randi Posts $1M Award On Speaker Cables · · Score: 3, Funny

    shhhh... don't tell anyone.
    I'm going to put my VERY expensive speaker cable's gold plug into your socket....
    there isn't that better, doesn't it sound clearer?
    mmmm...
    wait, wait I have some wooden knobs to put on your pre-amp.
    oh, yeah, that's the good stuff...

  3. Re:Technical review... on Self-Tuning Electric Guitar · · Score: 2, Funny

    and you are going to try to convince us that Kirk isn't realy better than Picard....

  4. Re:Fitted? on Mass Effect Collector's Edition Info, More Background Unveiled · · Score: 1, Funny

    and those gaps in your smile are the british version of teeth?

  5. right before your head explodes on Sony BMG Says Ripping CDs is Stealing · · Score: 1

    look at the monkey, the silly little monkey...

  6. Re:What am I not seeing? on Jericho Won't Be Edited For Germany · · Score: 1

    now, take your pasty ass out side and strap on the body armor, put on the helmet, and pick up that machine gun.
    feeling good? great. Now, jump as high in the air as you can.
    Get very far? I didn't think so.
    Now, try shooting something while you do it....

    Half a meter, half a meter, Kobe Bryant you are not.
    shut yer pie hole.

  7. Re:It's a numbers game on Why Is US Grad School Mainly Non-US Students? · · Score: 1, Redundant

    yeah, the town I live in is almost 300,000.
    try 300,000,000.
    still a lot less than China, but not an order of magnitude.

  8. Re:Go for it on IBM Seeks US Patents For Offshoring US Jobs · · Score: 1

    but some jobs will be outsourced -like it or not- and they *are* doing this to their customers.

    there I fxed that for you.

    lets not kid ourselves. They are not doing this FOR us they are doing this TO us.
    they are cutting back on services and trying to save wages.
    maybe you wold like to give back 75% of you wages. you know, to help us out.

  9. let's get this out of the way early on AT&T Silences Criticism in New Terms of Service · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new multi-tiered over lords

  10. that's not Alba, it's Lohan... on Sony Developing Gigapixel Satellite Imaging · · Score: 1

    that's exactly what I was thinking.
    read my plates, is that a gun in my hand, is that my hand?
    I'm sure that 50cm to the pixel is some kind of satelite image break through but not exactly "high-res"
    you will get better images from some guy in a helicopter than this "break through"
    and aren't most of the google earth images taken from aircraft?

  11. Re:obligatory Bill Cosby quote: on First 'Quantum Computer Chips' Demonstrated · · Score: 1

    how long can you tread water?

  12. My eyes! on Klingons to Take on Furries in Bowling Match · · Score: 1

    The gogles, they do nothing!

  13. Re:it had to be said on Demonoid Torrent Tracker Shut Down by CRIA · · Score: 2, Funny

    how do you know I'm a man, you insensitive clod?

  14. it had to be said on Demonoid Torrent Tracker Shut Down by CRIA · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one welcome our new dyke fingering overlords.

    ouch. that hurt just to say.

  15. Re:Good Luck! on Excel 2007 Multiplication Bug · · Score: 1

    this rare and uncommon number is 931,422 less that you slashdot ID (yes, 1,028,864 lower than mine)
    it is also the last five digits of my work phone number, the zip code for Leasburg, MO, and, according to WIKIpedia, "65535 is a frequently occurring number in the field of computing because it is the highest number which can be represented by an unsigned 16 bit binary number"

    but I'm sure it will never come up

  16. Re:Illegal evidence? on The Pirate Bay Files Suit Against Big Media · · Score: 1

    your age is showing, GratefulNet.

    you are right, just older than the average NIN fan.

    steal this post.

  17. Re:I'm really happy to hear this on NBC to Offer Free Video Download Service · · Score: 1

    the first one is allways free.

  18. Re:I'm really happy to hear this on NBC to Offer Free Video Download Service · · Score: 2, Insightful

    instead of "buying shows on iTunes and getting ripped off" you will be buying commercials from NBC and getting screwed.
    instead of buying an episode from iTunes and watching it (maybe even with out commercials) as much as you like, you will get 7 days to watch the commercial content. You can't even fast forward these things.
    truely a TV executives wet dream.

    this is just like the stupid lillypond thing. WMA, DRM, crap.
    but I'm sure that this will stop piracy. yar.

  19. Re:they will round you up... on Journalist Test Drives The Pain Ray Gun · · Score: 1

    how silly of me.
    I had forgoten that my civil liberties and the criminal justice system will come to my rescue.
    I didn't say, "criminal convictions" think "enemy combatant"
    we (the us goverment) admidt to using "non-life threatening" methods of interrogation.

    now, do you want to tell us what we want? or do you want some more of the ray?

    I understand that in some parts of the world they use a bottle of Coke for much the same effect.

  20. they will round you up... on Journalist Test Drives The Pain Ray Gun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    and I'm not even thinking about what they can do to me from 6 blocks away.
    I'm much more concerned with some one using this device on me durring an "interrogation"
    how long could you take the feeling of being ON FIRE, befor you admited that you had in-fact taken the Lindburg baby and shot JFK.
    worst of all, they aren't going to take you to the medic when they finnish. You're not hurt. Quit your crying and go back to your cell.

    Cops can beat me, turn the dogs on me, gas, choke and burn me. These things all end up with me in front of a nurse who can witness them.
    or dead....

  21. Re:No legs on Jack Thompson Decides He's In GTA IV · · Score: 1

    did you just call Jack "intelligent"?

  22. my eyes, the gogles they do nothing on New iPod Checksum Cracked, Linux Supported · · Score: 1

    we just had an iron man tri-athalon in the town where I live.
    now all I can see is hundreds of skinny guys and girls racing down the street on tricycles.
    thanks.

  23. Re:All UK ciizens should be angry about this! on Science vs. Homeopathy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All "homeopaths" are:
    1. crazy
    2. stupid
    3. liars
    or
    4. all of the above.

    the ones that know better are liars.
    the ones that don't know better are stupid.
    the ones that think that it's a real science are crazy.

    just like phrenology, holocaust denial, and scientology.

    well so much for my karma...

  24. Re:Storage is the biggest limitation on How the iPod Touch Works · · Score: 1

    no doubt.
    I have 250+ gig of mp3s (and something like 2500 store bought CDs)
    I have no use for all of them at once.
    I've been getting by with a 512 shuffle.
    I put 8 1/2 hours of tunes on it and I go to work for the day.
    I'm never going (nor do I want) to bring "all of my MP3s" with me.

  25. Re:Off means off on Turned Off iPhone Gets $4800 Bill from AT&T · · Score: 1

    and does this mean that I can't bring my iPhone on an airplane?
    they are pretty clear about that whole turn off all electronic devices thing.
    I know that they will let you turn on somethings once you're in the air, but not your phone.

    I'm sure that the readers can come up with a hundred reasons why cell phones wont cause problems on an airplane, but that means nothing to the TSA agent who will escort me off my flight.

    nice.