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  1. Re:Horribly misleading on New Speed Cameras Catch You From Space · · Score: 1

    There was also some talk a while back about using FastPass logs to issue speeding tickets. If you got from Exit 12 to Exit 77 in under one hour, you covered 65 miles in under an hour. If the speed limit is 65MPH, at some point you were speeding, or you've invented wormhole navigation or teleportation technology. You can either demonstrate your new technology or pay the fine for speeding. I don't know if that's ever gone anywhere.

    The French (that I know of; others probably) do this already on Autoroutes. Your ticket is timestamped at the entry toll. If you get to the exit toll too early, you get a speeding fine.

  2. Re:Legally owns.... on Fine Print Says Game Store Owns Your Soul · · Score: 3, Funny

    You forgot about the lawyers...

  3. Re:Long live the ability to read ... on How Do You Land a Nuke-Powered Mini-Cooper On Mars? · · Score: 1

    It's always fun when you misread titles like this and end up with:

    "How Do Yo Nuke a Land-powered Mini-Cooper On Mars?"

    Not that I have any idea just how a land-powered vehicle would work, but the imagery was intriguing.

    Obvious, really. You nuke it from orbit...

  4. Re:It's always been my dream ... on UK ID Cards Could Be Upgraded To Super ID Cards · · Score: 1

    You haven't met my son, have you...

  5. Re:DNA (Douglas N Adams, that is) would have loved on Nose Scanners — the New Face of Biometrics? · · Score: 1

    Not in the UK.

  6. Re:Better article on Man Threatened Spam Attack In $200,000 Extortion Plot · · Score: 1

    You actually want to see flash content? What kind of deviant are you?

  7. Re:Unrealistic? on Virgin Promises 100Mbps Connections To UK Homes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Agreed. It all looks smooth till you go and download that Linux ISO (DVD). The first 3Gb come across at close to the advertised speeds, then you're capped down to 768Kb/s.

    I suspect they do something to the stream, too. I've never managed to d/l an ISO yet where the checksum tallied.

  8. Re:I must have missed the memo on Microsoft Secretly Beheads Notorious Waledac Botnet · · Score: 1

    But... we've always been at war with Oceania!

  9. Re:On Earth on Copernicium Confirmed As Element 112 · · Score: 1

    Worked for Helium, didn't it?

  10. Re:End of Twitter? I don't think SO on Two Scoops of Buzz · · Score: 1

    140 characters should be enough for everybody!

  11. Re:Mormons and Texans on Utah Assembly Passes Resolution Denying Climate Change · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    For some values of Mormon, obviously.

  12. Re:Slashdot doesn't recongnize this holiday! on Measuring the Speed of Light With Valentine's Day Chocolate · · Score: 1

    Is that what you'd use to cook a spherical cow in?

  13. Re:Answer: on It's 2010; What's the Best E-Reader? · · Score: 1

    Good luck reading that in bed, or on the bus, or in the dentist's waiting-room...

  14. Re:Mars on ESA Conducts Mars Terraforming Experiments On ISS · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You misunderstand. Actually building the thing has involved a whole lot of new engineering and scientific knowledge.

    Doing experiments now it's up there is fine, but just getting it up there taught us a lot (including, the shuttle was a bad idea).

  15. Re:Missing the E-ink point. on Asus DR-570 E-Reader To Bring OLED Display · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So... your newspaper has a backlight?

  16. Re:What's with the nationalism on CES, Reporter Breaks "Unbreakable" Mobile Phone · · Score: 1

    If the guy was a redneck from the south, I think the article would have mentioned shotgun pellets...

  17. Re:Where are the pictures on Mexico Wants Payment For Aztec Images · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Did anybody tell the US government that?

  18. Re:Authorship and accuracy on Giant Black Hole At Milky Way's Core Stays Slim · · Score: 1

    Physorg doesn't credit a reporter because they're printing a CfA-authored story

    Holy shit! I misread that as CIA... the mind boggles at the conspiracy theories that would cause...

  19. Re:zero day vulnerability? on Kodak Wireless Picture Frames Open To Public · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, come on. Don't look at the photostreams with remaining eye.

  20. Re:Welcome to civilization on DARPA Kick-Starts Flying Car Program · · Score: 1

    The description really is for a flying saucer, and it will — of necessity — need an equally-fantastic motor. Without that motor, nobody’ll even make it out of the parking lot.

    Actually, I thought that most of the requirements mentioned in the summary could probably be met by a hovercraft...

  21. Re:Friends on Best Buy $39.95 "Optimization" At Best a Waste of Money · · Score: 1

    Best Buy is coming to the UK this year.

    Yeah. I understand that CarphoneWarehouse are planning to set up a large number of outlets around the UK.

    It sounds from what people here are saying that Best Buy is where the store assistants from Tandy went when they folded. That alone ensures I'll never set foot in one.

  22. Re:Don't you love weasel language on Ideas For Exploiting NASA's SRTM Data · · Score: 1

    Absolutely. I don't have exact figures, but I seem to recall that sea level on the Pacific side of the Panama Canal was > 30m higher than on the Caribbean side, possibly due to the moon dragging the water around.

  23. Re:It was a pure money making scam on The Long Shadow of Y2K · · Score: 1

    A lot of consultants made some money by fixing the problem.

    Fixed that for you. Working on pensions systems for people who were born in the 30's and later, who could still be alive well after 2000, we started fixing Y2K bugs in 1990. We didn't alll get paid shedloads of cash, either.

    Just because you never saw any of the hard work being done, didn't mean it wasn't happening.

    I discovered a bug in a 3rd-party calendar control which was particularly interesting: If the year of the date was set to 1999 (or less) and you added a value to it to give a date greater than 2000, it actually incorrectly made it 1000 more, ie 1999 + 1 = 3000. Not so obvious!

  24. Re:Note to editors on article link on NASA and Space Station Alliance On Shaky Ground · · Score: 1

    TL;DR

  25. Re:F/OSS Religion on Holy See Declares a "Unique Copyright" On the Pope · · Score: 1

    "it'll never catch on" -- oh, how I wish this were true

    though the code may be crap, but the release notes deem it perfect, and further defines all (the many, obvious) bugs as 'features'

    pure marketing genius.

    WTF? Has Microsoft been around that long then?