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  1. Re:He cannot win this fight. on Seattle Bar Owner Bans Google Glass, In Advance · · Score: 1

    When you hold up your phone at the bar, the manager smashes you in the face with a cellphone jammer.

  2. Re:A fractal of bad design on Drupal's Creator Aims For World Domination · · Score: 1

    Wordpress is a beautiful example of how NOT to write your code. It has no MVC structure and has no single entry-point. The Wordpress developers probably never heard of functions, because every file is one big piece of lineair code.

    Along with a bunch of other shit that users couldn't care less about.

    It's easy to set up. There's a vibrant user community. The content management interface is easy to understand. End of story.

  3. Re:He cannot win this fight. on Seattle Bar Owner Bans Google Glass, In Advance · · Score: 1

    One restaurant/bar I frequent has a cellphone jammer behind the bar. Your shit goes offline when you enter the premises.

  4. Re:Glasses in real life on Seattle Bar Owner Bans Google Glass, In Advance · · Score: 1

    This.

    My personal policy is to never face or engage in conversation anyone wearing Google Glasses. Ever.

  5. Re:It is disturbing... on Rand Paul Launches a Filibuster Against Drone Strikes On US Soil · · Score: 1

    Why isn't EVERYONE IN CONGRESS alarmed by this?

    They like power.

    No - they're afraid of looking unpatriotic. DRONES IS WHAT WE KILLS THE TERRISTS WITH, RIGHT? USA! USA!

  6. Re:I'm not even a fan, but on Orson Scott Card's Superman Story Shelved After Homophobia Controversy · · Score: 1

    Agreed that he's overrated in general, but the original Ender novel is excellent

    Read it again as an adult. It's really not.

    It's shallow, cliched, ethically-grey shit for emo pre-teens.

  7. Bloomberg confirms: journalism is dying on Apple's iWatch Could Come With IOS, Earn $6 Billion a Year · · Score: 1

    /facepalm

  8. Remember the business Google's in on Sergey Brin Says Using a Smartphone Is 'Emasculating' · · Score: 1

    It's more helpful if, in the parent article, you replace "interact with other people" with "view advertisements".

  9. "Pictures Under Glass" on Minority Report's Legacy of Terrible Interfaces · · Score: 5, Informative

    The key point of the parent article was made back in 2011, and a bit more clearly, by Bret Victor in his article "A Brief Rant on the Future of Interaction Design".

    http://worrydream.com/ABriefRantOnTheFutureOfInteractionDesign/

    It's a great piece.

  10. Re:Link 16 on US Stealth Jet Has To Talk To Allied Planes Over Unsecured Radio · · Score: 1

    Yep it's an apex predator all right. I hear Great White Sharks can't cross the international date line either.

  11. Re:Radioactive material != Nuclear weapons on How To Safeguard Loose Nukes · · Score: 2

    Afterwards people will see how much of a non-issue it is, and no one will be afraid of dirty bombs anymore.

    Yes, in exactly the same way that nobody is afraid of terrorists getting on airliners any more.

    Let me rephrase because the sarcasm didn't really work. If there is a successful attack with fissile material, America will lose its mind so hard that the post-9/11 insanity that persists today will seem like a happy memory.

  12. Re:He's Chairman of the Board on Bill Gates Says Windows Phone Strategy Was Inadequate · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He may not run Microsoft, but he's the Chairman of the Board that CHOOSES the guy that runs Microsoft. And year after year, Microsoft's Gates-led Board reaffirms its faith in Ballmer.

    How's that worked out for them?

  13. Re:big on Bill Gates Says Windows Phone Strategy Was Inadequate · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Considering the lead Microsoft had in the mobile phone market, they were there in 2002 (before Blackberry, I believe), but somehow they never made it work.

    Because Microsoft has no taste. It can't design for shit, and it never could. Thus we now have a situation where, in spite of Microsoft being "there in 2002", the iPhone business unit at Apple generates more revenue than Microsoft. Not the Windows Phone business unit - the entirety of Microsoft.

  14. Re:That backwards African continent... on Nature Vs. Nurture: Waging War Over the Soul of Science · · Score: 1

    Jewish science left two cities glowing in the dark?

  15. Re:That backwards African continent... on Nature Vs. Nurture: Waging War Over the Soul of Science · · Score: 1

    some portion of the population continues to believe the outward physical differences between Blacks, Caucasians, and Orientals are significant

    Turn on ESPN sometime.

  16. I must say that on Ask Slashdot: I Just Need... Marketing? · · Score: 2

    "I must say that for a product to reach the widest possible audience in a given time period, marketing is a necessity"

    Two things:

    1. You are confusing marketing with advertising.

    2. You're jumping to a conclusion without asking the most obvious question: what sort of audience do you need to reach? Hint: where technical products are concerned "widest possible" is almost always the worst sort of audience to pursue.

    The bible of technology marketing is still G.A. Moore's Crossing the Chasm. You should read it.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossing_the_Chasm

  17. Big deal on Google Store Sends User Information To App Developers · · Score: 2

    It's not like Android users pay for software anyway.

  18. Dice.com on Reasons You're Not Getting Interviews; Plus Some Crazy Real Resume Mistakes · · Score: 5, Funny

    After study a couple of of the weblog posts on your internet site now, and I genuinely like your way of blogging. I bookmarked it to my bookmark web site list and will probably be checking back soon. I certainly will be recommend dice.com to all friends and good family.

    News for nerds, stuff that matters.

  19. Re:Sir Isaac Newton Was a True Blue Christian on Missouri Legislation Redefines Science, Pushes Intelligent Design · · Score: 1

    "Newton, that crazy alchemist who revolutionized physics just for fun and invented calculus more-or-less on a lark, also invoked intelligent design."

    He also LIVED IN THE SIXTEEN HUNDREDS.

  20. "a nationwide survey of US citizens" on 71 Percent of U.S. See Humans On Mars By 2033 · · Score: 1

    Just like that 2012 Gallup survey of US citizens, the one that found 46% of American respondents believe an invisible superhero who lives in the sky created humans in their present form.

    Forgive me if I consider US citizens something of an unreliable group when it comes to science.

  21. Re:Isn't this the same for everything apple? on Surface Pro Sold Out; Was It Just Understocked? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yeah, but Apple runs out of stock when it sells fifty million things in the first 48 hours after launch. Microsoft announcing "SOLD OUT" because it only sent one single unit to the retailer is a little bit different.

  22. Re:If I owed on Should the Start of Chinese New Year Be a Federal Holiday? · · Score: 1

    Yeah but thanks to the War on Terror, War on Drugs, and War on Just About Everything, US citizens are too pants-shittingly scared of the government to do anything.

  23. Re:Non-story? on Over the Antarctic, the Smallest Ozone Hole In a Decade · · Score: 1

    As a southerhemispherer I remember being able to go outside without sun protection. Because the sun protection was, you know, the upper atmosphere. No chance of that now.

  24. If I owed on Should the Start of Chinese New Year Be a Federal Holiday? · · Score: 4, Funny

    a loanshark an inconceivably large sum of money, and was only able to go about my business and you know, exist, because of the loanshark's continuing goodwill... I'd probably go out of my way to wish him happy birthday when it rolled around.

    Just saying.

  25. Re:Or... on Fragmentation Leads To Android Insecurities · · Score: 1

    To be fair, a couple of exploits have slipped into the Android Market over time

    Yes, in the sense that Apple is not on the verge of bankruptcy.