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  1. Re:Provincialism on Engineers Design Tornado Proof Home · · Score: 1

    I see you've been in my house...

    Oblig: Sorry about the mess: http://xkcd.com/1267/

  2. Re:What majority? on Another Science Facility Bites the Dust, Temporarily · · Score: 1

    Sadly it appears that a shocking majority of Americans are morons: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx2scvIFGjE (Jimmy Kimmel - Six of One)

    Posted as a frustrated and sad American.

  3. Re:I owe info to the company store on Facebook Building a Company Town · · Score: 1

    Like

    /I'll go now.

  4. Re:This is highly illogical. on Scientists Create New "Lightsaber-Like" Form of Matter · · Score: 1

    Repeat after me: "Photons go in torpedoes". Thank you.

  5. Re:Uh... on Somebody Stole 7 Milliseconds From the Federal Reserve · · Score: 2

    It's no big deal. They use Monster Cables.

  6. Re:Sour grapes on Popular Science Is Getting Rid of Comments · · Score: 1

    Knowing full well that I'd likely be a casualty of the logic puzzle... I'm gonna have to agree with the AC.

  7. Re:In before on Dialing Back the Alarm On Climate Change · · Score: 1

    "Depending on what you mean by "attacked", I'm down."

    Citation needed.

  8. Re:AC, party of one on Humans Choose Friends With Similar DNA · · Score: 1

    It's pretty well known that human select their lovers in part by smell.

    Huh...so that's what I'm doing wrong. I've always gone by taste. Makes the wine pairing easier.

  9. Re:Leaked evidence chemical attack was false flag. on US and Israel Test Missile As Syria War Tensions Rise · · Score: 1

    The President: "I have directed Secretary of State Kerry to send a strongly worded memo to Mr. Assad. Strongly. Worded."

  10. Re:WTF??? on AT&T Maintains Call Database For the DEA Going Back To 1987 · · Score: 2

    )

    // it still won't parse or compile but for the love of all that is sane, please always close your parens. thx

  11. Re:Fight it if you want to. on The Legal Purgatory at the US Border: Detained, Searched, and Interrogated · · Score: 1

    Is she animated?

  12. Re:huh on The Golden Gate Barrage: New Ideas To Counter Sea Level Rise · · Score: 1

    Wait...where is the Microsoft campus again? What's it gonna take to finally put that one under water?

  13. Re:Hypothesis on We All May Have a Little Martian In Us · · Score: 1

    I see the basis for the next Zombie movie in that...

  14. Re:Was this article drafted on Silicon Valley's Loony Cheerleading Culture Is Out of Control · · Score: 1

    BINGO! Thanks.

  15. Re:Hotels don't handle this stuff very well IMO on Canadian Hotel Sues Guest For $95K Over Bad Review, Bed Bugs · · Score: 1

    I see what you did there. Nice movie reference (acronym: TNL).

  16. Key members of Parliament. Key... on Members of Parliament Demand Explanation For Detention of David Miranda · · Score: 1

    (allow me to skip ahead please)
    ...
    "The Operative: Secrets are not my concern. Keeping them is."

  17. Knock knock Knock on Rethinking the Wetsuit · · Score: 4, Funny

    [Scene: Interior. A New York apartment. There is a knock at the door.]
    Woman: [speaking through closed door] Yes?
    Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?
    Woman: Who?
    Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?
    Woman: Who is it?
    Voice: [pause] Flowers.
    Woman: Flowers for whom?
    Voice: [long pause] Plumber, ma'am.
    Woman: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?
    Voice: [pause] Candygram.
    Woman: Candygram, my foot! You get out of here before I call the police! You're the shark, and you know it!
    Voice: Wait. I-I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.
    Woman: A dolphin? Well... Okay. [opens door]
    [Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman's head, and drags her out of the apartment, as Jaws attack music plays.]

    Source: wikipedia

  18. Re:Galaxy needs a redesign on Samsung Ups Ante In Smartphone Size Wars: 6.3 Inches · · Score: 1

    I have the S3 as well. If slimness and battery life are a concern, consider the Mophie case. Doubles as a case and back-up battery system. I hear you on the power/volume buttons though. I often inadvertently change the volume settings.

  19. Re:The USDA, All the Way on China Environment Ministry Calls Itself One of Four Worst Departments In World · · Score: 1

    The farmed animals don't vote. Neither do the cows, pigs and chickens.

  20. Re:Sanity May Yet Prevail on Egyptian President Overthrown, Constitution Suspended · · Score: 1

    That would be South Carolina, not North Carolina. That said, if you drop "cheater" the rest was correct.

  21. Re:You may not want to admit it ... on Edward Snowden Files For Political Asylum In Russia · · Score: 1

    " does represent ALL THE AMERICANS"

    Yup. In our names, behind our backs.

  22. Re:Silly beyond words on Boston Marathon Bomber Charged With Using 'Weapon of Mass Destruction' · · Score: 1

    "So is the St. Patrick's Day corned beef and cabbage I cook in my pressure cooker now a WMD?" Cabbage? OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

  23. Re:Except, Tesla won in NC on Tesla Faces Tough Regulatory Hurdle From State Dealership Laws · · Score: 1

    So far. According to the newspaper (don't judge) they are planning a separate bill to deal with the Tesla issue.

  24. Re:email leak on Scientists Explain Why Chairman of House Committee On Science Is Wrong · · Score: 1

    " Where's "profit" in that, for any economy?"

    Insurance. For any company that comes up with an ironclad loophole for denying claims or 'bundling' and reselling the policy.

  25. Re:Beer saved the World! on German Brewers Warn Fracking Could Hurt Beer · · Score: 1

    Have mod points but commented earlier...

    To add to your statement - IIRC the hoppier the beer, the longer you could delay spoilage. And yes, I have brewed before but it's been a long time.