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  1. Re:A bit of a reach on Solar System Look-Alike Found · · Score: 1

    "Yeah, I know this guy who looks just like me. The only difference is that he is half my size but besides that, we are like two drops of water."

  2. And remember kids on Virginia Becomes First State to Mandate Internet Safety Lessons · · Score: 1

    Don't forget to wear a condom when you are surfing on the interwebs!

  3. Re:Going to be used against us on VR Study Says 40% of Us Are Paranoid · · Score: 1

    Example:

    Perscribe certain drugs to people that are paranoid or have paranoid tendencies.

  4. IBM vs Natural Disaster on IBM Using Complex Math To Manage Natural Disasters · · Score: 0

    Natural Disaster: "Hey, look at me! I am a natural disaster! I destroy things!

    IBM scientist: "No you don't. According to our complex mathematical calculations you do not exist."

    Natural Disaster: "What a load of crock! Ofcourse I ex...."*poof*

  5. Re:A throwback to the Roman Empire? on T-Mobile Claims Trademark In the Color Magenta · · Score: 1

    Describe nobility. Nobility as we know it know is an invention of the Ancien Régime.

  6. Re:I got Rick Rolled on Geeky April Fools' Day Prank Roundup · · Score: 1

    Too bad I have the magical shield of shining no-script. Wards off any demonical spells and lame pranks.

  7. Re:I should pass a law that says.... on China Could Be Another Hurdle In MS Yahoo Bid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Zimbabwe. By the time you catch somebody, money is worth 10 to 100 times less.

  8. Re:I don't get the connection... on Griefers Assault Epileptics Via Message Board · · Score: 1

    eBaumsWorld steals material from other sites and they don't give any credits. They have had run-ins with groups like ytmnd. People have even made an anti embaumsworld flash movie but I don't remember from heart where to find it.

  9. Re:Newsworthy? on Last Year's CanSecWest Winner Repeats on Vista, Ubuntu Wins · · Score: 4, Funny

    Haven't you heard, there is a new tool for scriptkiddies. It is called sub8 and it's got a "get 0days" mode. I'm running it all day. I am now targeting 127.0.0.1 and I think it is going to be done any min[CARRIER LOST]

  10. Re:No more atomic weapon patents on The Rush To Patent the Atomic Bomb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And for the record I AM a registered patent agent. Yes, but you are not MY registered patent agent.
  11. Re:Not offline? on Huge Interest Brings Wikileaks Offline · · Score: 2, Funny

    And on the same hour it gets back up again, people post a link in a /. article to the site. Way to go!

  12. Re:Mod me redundant on iPhone's Development Limitations Could Hurt It In the Long Run · · Score: 4, Funny

    Look over there! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a reality distortion field!

  13. Re:New features include [...] bug fixes on OpenOffice.org 2.4 Released · · Score: 1

    It's not a bugfix, it's a feature!

  14. Re:You keep saying that word.... on Safari 3.1 For Windows Violates Its Own EULA, Vulnerable To Hacks · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am a naturalist and I don't wear any clothes you insensitive clod!!

  15. Re:Wow, I was marked Troll! on The Wrath of the Apple Tribe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, it should be tagged loltroll just to piss off apple fanbois.

  16. A way to check... on White House Says Hard Drives Were Destroyed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What did they do with the harddrives? And why aren't there any backups? The IT staff either is malicious or highly incompetent.

  17. Re:Polls will give you any answer you want on Americans Don't Care About Domestic Spying ? · · Score: 1

    And even worse, this is how propaganda works. Propaganda doesn't only change the way you answer these questions but it also changes the way you think. If you see it this way, faulty polling is a kind of propaganda.

  18. Re:Tea on UK Reconsiders 1986 Decision To Ban Astronauts · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess the British will be the first to invent grav plating so they can have their daily cup of tea. Necessity breeds innovation.

  19. Re:It Does on UK's MI5 Wants Oyster Card Travel Data · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's right. And I am going to do something about it, right now.

    Oh, wait.... Not now, American Idols is on. And I'm hungry. I think I'll get a pizza.

  20. Well, on Wikileaks Releases Early Atomic Bomb Diagram · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have tried to make a bomb with this diagram and I have had no problems with the designs. I guess it must b[NO CARRIER]

  21. The real real reason on The REAL Reason We Use Linux · · Score: 1

    We hate the guts of MS and we are still bitter about the MS share in Apple.

  22. Space, on What You Don't Know About Living in Space · · Score: 1, Redundant

    It's really really really really really really big.

  23. Re:Please stay on topic on Israelis Sue Government For Laser Cannons · · Score: 1

    Try it. Hamas still would fire missiles at towns and cities and given the size of Gaza, it would be Israeli in a few years. The Israeli gov will cease all attacks and slowly annex Gaza.

  24. Re:Who cares on Windows 7 Eyed For Antitrust Violations · · Score: 1

    "If microsoft wants to make Internet Explorer the only app that can access the internet, that's their prerogative.. nobody has to buy Windows."

    The response of the EU: "My turf, my rules"

  25. Not really news on Drugs In Our Drinking Water · · Score: 1

    In the Netherlands this is known for years. I believe that here Prozac is the drug that is most found in the water.