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Virginia Becomes First State to Mandate Internet Safety Lessons

kaufmanmoore writes "The Commonwealth of Virginia has become the first state in the nation to require that students in all grade levels receive a form of internet safety lessons. The story is scant on details about the lessons, but describes one recently at a high school where the presenter showed a social-networking profile of a convicted sex offender posing as a 15 year-old girl. "

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  1. This is great but... by gnick · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a fine idea - The internet is a treacherous place for children.

    But I'd rather see mandatory parenting.

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    1. Re:This is great but... by webmaster404 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not really....

      A) Realize that no matter how much you warn them of the "dangers" of the Internet, kids will still get on it
      B) Realize that many teenagers will rebel and still get on
      C) Realize that by teaching ways that predators will stalk them, they will think they are safe if they don't have those
      D) And lastly, realize that this opens up an avenue for propaganda by MS and the *AA to try to squash innovation by spreading FUD with how "pirated" things always has viruses and can lead to identity theft and being stalked!!!One!11!!

      Sure it seems like a good idea, but remember the government gave us the DMCA and most likely doesn't know anything about what the 'Net is really like.

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    2. Re:This is great but... by joggle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Even good parents may not be particularly Internet savvy. I think this is a great idea, especially if at least some of the lessons are given by other kids.

      I remember once helping out at a teacher conference in summer between 8th and 9th grades to help teach them (the teachers) how to use their new Macs (back around 1992).

    3. Re:This is great but... by Burz · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I'd go as far as to say that parenting classes ought to be mandatory, with instructions that children ought to be kept from browsing the Internet by themselves much as they are kept from driving automobiles.

      As for these computer safety lessons, how much to do want to bet that no where in the entire school curriculum is the correct way to use HTTPS taught?

    4. Re:This is great but... by gnick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm not "Won't someone think of the children?" apologist. But, some parents are internet-illiterate. So, what's wrong with one extra source to say "Hey - There are dangers out there. Be careful." So be it. I'd much rather see parents educate themselves, but I think that calling this a MS/**AA FUD tactic is a stretch...

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    5. Re:This is great but... by value_added · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is a fine idea - The internet is a treacherous place for children.

      The web, in general, may be an inappropriate venue for a young child, but it's hardly treacherous. In fact, I'd say that the risk of being targeted and hunted down in some manner is probably far less than your local playground. Which is to say the risk is small enough to put aside, and hardly something that merits the exaggerated press coverage, let alone the subject of a government mandated safety policy.

      Besides, if a child of any age is inclined to participate in "chat rooms", then they'll have plenty of supervisory company from law enforcement officials and TV celebrities.

      What would real Internet Safety Program look like? I'd start with something that includes unhiding file extensions on Windows systems to prevent the .exe nonsense that unlike the bogeyman, is a real and demonstrable threat.

      But I'd rather see mandatory parenting.

      Agreed. But they're both working, and too busy or too tired, trying to make a living. Guess the responsibility falls on the rest of us, huh?

    6. Re:This is great but... by sexconker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the classes were a 1 hour session of someone saying "Hey kids, them thar internets can be dangerous. Don't go trusting people. Use common sense.", that would be fine.

      It's obviously going to a series of endless classes and fear mongering for the pedo fud machine.

      And you can't just ignore the fact that a lot of the "innocent" kids actually go out looking for trouble, either because they want att ention, hate their parents, or want to screw over some pedo.

      This is a move in the wrong direction.
      They need to simply ban minors from the entire internet.

    7. Re:This is great but... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A) Realize that no matter how much you warn them of the "dangers" of the Internet, kids will still get on it

      B) Realize that many teenagers will rebel and still get on

      These are the same. And abstince-only education doesn't work with sex either. The point is to teach them safe habits.

      C) Realize that by teaching ways that predators will stalk them, they will think they are safe if they don't have those

      Well, to a large degree, that's true. If you never give anyone enough information to track you down, and never meet people off the internet, then you are pretty safe. If they find out your IP address they might be able to find out your neighborhood/block. But you even avoid that by not directly connecting with people.

      That does discount spyware, but that seems like a second class of issues (or second class by the school.).

      D) And lastly, realize that this opens up an avenue for propaganda by MS and the *AA to try to squash innovation by spreading FUD with how "pirated" things always has viruses and can lead to identity theft and being stalked!!!One!11!![sic]

      Sure it seems like a good idea, but remember the government gave us the DMCA and most likely doesn't know anything about what the 'Net is really like.

      Wow, way to combine three typical slashdot dislikes. First, it was the federal government who gave us the DMCA, not Virginia. Second, a lot of the DMCA makes sense (the safe-harbor provisions). I suppose you are talking about the generality of the term 'encrption scheme' so that it applies to ROT-13 and the law against having mechanisms to get around it? Well, even that seems more carelessly written than evil.

      And even if there was a lot of anti-piracy in the class, that 1) seems valid, as pirated software is more likely to have spyware than the non-pirated alternative (exception that proves the rule, P2P clients). 2) Even if it was used to curb piracy, how does that lead to a lack of innovation? I would understand software patents, but... 3) Even if that was a negative consequence, teaching kids good online habits seems to outweigh it. 4) Piracy *is* illegal, and the government *should* support upholding the law.

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    8. Re:This is great but... by Gyga · · Score: 5, Interesting

      All non-academic lessons I've taken have boiled down to that.

      Hunter saftey course (guns in general): don't be an idiot. don't point guns at people. use that organ located between your ears.
      D.A.R.E: don't do illegal drugs or alcohol, most will mess you up.
      Drivers Ed: Use common sense, follow the law, don't be reckless. (ironically nothing about actually driving)

      I guarentee this lesson will be: "Don't give out personal information. Don't post pictures. Use fake names. All men are men, all women are men, all 13 year old girls are FBI agents or Pedophiles. Don't meet with people in real life."

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    9. Re:This is great but... by gnick · · Score: 1
      TFA is scant on details, but I pictured something along the lines of D.A.R.E. You know, a couple of 1-hour sessions a year. Surely not a 5-class-a-week thing?

      (I know DARE is a lousy example - BS drug propaganda etc. But you know what I mean...)

      They need to simply ban minors from the entire internet. Please let that be a troll... I can't fathom how I would respond otherwise... My 3-year-old loves the internet and is a much stronger child because of it... All I need to do is stay educated and involved and things are great. But, if his junior high one day reminds him of what to avoid, so much the better.
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    10. Re:This is great but... by jd · · Score: 1
      You wouldn't believe some of the depravity on the Internet. (Seriously, it's not a "safe" place, but if you're Puritan, neither is the phone book, and the only guaranteed safe TV channel is one that is empty. Even Senators have been known to use profanity live.)

      Better education would be the smartest move (and not just about the Internet), followed by "safe" (as in: non-controlling, non-manipulative, non-guilt-tripping, non-judgemental) support from trusted adults - not necessarily parents, and in many cases parents would be the worst option.

      Some (maybe even many) kids will have an enquiring mind that won't tolerate obstrctions and would rather burn itself out trying than to give up. The worst thing that can happen is for such kids to be forced to back down. It can destroy their mind. I'm not joking. However, most of the areas that are likely to give parents concern are unlikely to be areas that obsessive geek kids are interested in. It should be easy enough to do a little steering to maximize what the kid learns, rather than cripple the kid to stop them encountering something that might hold their interest for a few seconds if just let go.

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    11. Re:This is great but... by gnick · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll be damned. An insightful goatse link.

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    12. Re:This is great but... by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm not "Won't someone think of the children? apologist."

      Nice, the article is tagged as such already.

      We are talking about schools here. We should actually think about the children in this case....

    13. Re:This is great but... by mh1997 · · Score: 1

      But I'd rather see mandatory parenting
      It's not that easy. Last night while I was getting drunk and my bitch was whoring herself for crack, our 2 year old accidentally logged onto the internet and the next thing you know, the lamp was broken.

      It could have been worse - she could have killed herself.

      I just wish we lived in Virginia where we could get drunk and sell our bodies without fear that our kid will log onto the internet and get hurt.

    14. Re:This is great but... by Bonker · · Score: 1

      Compare to sex education. Parents typically can't do it or aren't effective when they do it. When real (read: abstinence only doesn't work) sex education occurs, teens almost universally have fewer STDs and unwanted pregnancies.

      In this case, parents are not NEARLY as internet saavy as their kids. Nor are they very motivated. They just want the kids to 'not do that'. That's the same logical trap as 'abstinence only'. The kids ARE going to do it.

      If there's internet safety education in schools, the kids are going to have a little more knowledge than they would have otherwise. Accordingly, they'll be a little better able to protect themselves.

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    15. Re:This is great but... by bloodstains · · Score: 1

      Wow. Are you really saying if this does not have a 100% success rate, then it's not worth doing? I guess there's no sense in getting out of bed tomorrow.

    16. Re:This is great but... by webmaster404 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wow, way to combine three typical slashdot dislikes. First, it was the federal government who gave us the DMCA, not Virginia. Second, a lot of the DMCA makes sense (the safe-harbor provisions). I suppose you are talking about the generality of the term 'encryption scheme' so that it applies to ROT-13 and the law against having mechanisms to get around it? Well, even that seems more carelessly written than evil.

      While that is true, government is government is government. I was referring to how it was illegal to do some (seemingly) perfectly legal things such as install modchips, break CSS to duplicate DVDs, break DRM on your media... Im not saying that the DMCA is necessarily evil, but it stops innovation nonetheless.

      And even if there was a lot of anti-piracy in the class, that 1) seems valid, as pirated software is more likely to have spyware than the non-pirated alternative (exception that proves the rule, P2P clients). 2) Even if it was used to curb piracy, how does that lead to a lack of innovation? I would understand software patents, but... 3) Even if that was a negative consequence, teaching kids good online habits seems to outweigh it. 4) Piracy *is* illegal, and the government *should* su support upholding the law.

      Because, soon enough, what starts out as no "piracy" becomes no P2P, becomes no owning your programs, becomes no owning your media (see how this can grow, we are already to where P2P == piracy and MS/DMCA is pushing to no owning programs/media....)

      Most kids already know good online habits, everyone knows you shouldn't go with random strangers online. Sure there are some stupid ones that will do whatever a 50 year old man tells them to, but some people don't think that coffee is going to be hot and sue McDonalds, does that really justify a warning label?

      The problem though is, it won't be "piracy is illegal and so don't do it" it will be some online predators use pirated versions of Windows which probably is a fact, then it becomes all online predators use pirated Windows, then it becomes pirating Windows == online stalking.

      Bottom line, its not what it is today, it is what it could be tomorrow that I am pointing out.
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    17. Re:This is great but... by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      A real internet safety program for children, is simply a separate school-net just for children, which would be supervised and controlled, to ensure relatively safe interaction as well as acceptable content, a combination leisure and education network. In reality the greatest danger to children is and always will be other children, they oddly enough seem to lack the maturity and wisdom to be self supervising.

      There is simply no way that you can make the wild wild web, safe and suitable for access by unsupervised children.

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    18. Re:This is great but... by OMNIpotusCOM · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most kids already know good online habits, everyone knows you shouldn't go with random strangers online Like not putting pictures up of them underaged drinking on FaceBook? Oh wait...

      The problem though is, it won't be "piracy is illegal and so don't do it" it will be some online predators use pirated versions of Windows which probably is a fact, then it becomes all online predators use pirated Windows, then it becomes pirating Windows == online stalking. I don't know what internet security courses at a high school have to do with your tinfoil hat there, but it is really shiny. The kids will love it... so long as they don't tie you to the ceiling and shine bright lights at it.
    19. Re:This is great but... by iamhassi · · Score: 2, Funny

      "This is a fine idea - The internet is a treacherous place for children."

      Agreed. Now let's take it a step further: make it illegal for adults (over 18) to pose as children (under 18) online.

      That would fix the 31-yr-old posing as 15-yr-old problem.

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    20. Re:This is great but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>"But I'd rather see mandatory parenting."

      And kids from 12 to 16 or so studiously pay attention to their parents.

    21. Re:This is great but... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Speaking of which, there's much more serious dangers in most people's homes than the internet.

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    22. Re:This is great but... by plowfunkel · · Score: 5, Funny

      There is absolutely NO REASON to teach our children physics... A) Realize that no matter how many sample problems they work through, kids will still find problems that they have not seen before B) Realize many young scientists will rebel and say nothing can travel faster than light or that mass and energy are the same thing C) Realize that teaching students about inertial frameworks will just make them think they know how to solve problems that involve non-inertial frameworks D) And lastly, realize that this opens up an avenue for propaganda by CERN and the *AAS to try to squash discovery by spreading FUD about how fundamental discoveries require trillion dollar colliders!! Sure it seems like a good idea, but remember the government gave us the ATOM BOMB and most likely doesn't know anything about what the laws of nature are really like.

    23. Re:This is great but... by Strilanc · · Score: 1

      I was expecting lessons on how not to open weird emails then open their weird attachments. Why the hell isn't there a mandatory course for that?

    24. Re:This is great but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why in the X was Y modded Z?" != Interesting, Informative, Insightful, Funny, nor On-Topic.

      I'll be damned. An insightful goatse link.

      You're odd.

    25. Re:This is great but... by Hannah+E.+Davis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think I'm the only one around here who has fond memories of telling my computer teachers in highschool how to copy/paste, alt-tab, and use other extremely basic functions. Oh, sure, I learned a lot in those classes, but very little of that knowledge actually came from the teacher.

      If this is going to work, either a lot more money must be spent getting the teachers up to date (easier said than done, since many of the people on top remain fearful of or overwhelmed by this series of tubes), or they'll have to make getting kids to teach each other (with supervision) a major part of the curriculum.

      I am assuming that these internet safety lessons are supposed to enable children to learn more than they would in a 5 minute talk with their parents about how they shouldn't give personal information to anyone and they should be very careful about trusting anyone they don't know. If that is the case, I have no idea how they're going to keep it up to date on all the latest threats. Even universities struggle with this, so I have no idea how the average public school is going to handle it.

    26. Re:This is great but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

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    27. Re:This is great but... by WaltBusterkeys · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're right that a lot of this overlaps with the "use common sense" lessons from other contexts. But the thing is that kids really don't all have a ton of common sense. In fact, a lot of kids demonstrate shockingly little of it at times. Maybe they have it and choose not to use it, or maybe it's just not fully developed.

      It's one thing to say "don't meet strange people handing out candy." It's a good lesson and one that schools should mention since a lot of parents don't remember to. Heck, when I was in elementary school (pre-Internet) they taught us that kind of basic safety lesson.

      But not all 3rd graders will extrapolate from "don't take candy from strangers" to "don't expose yourself on a webcam for a 'girl' in another state." I'm sure that any future-slashdotter would figure that one out without any help, but not all kids are above average.

      If this is really just adding lessons about Internet common-sense to lessons about real-world common-sense then it's probably on the net a good thing. Kids haven't developed their common sense yet and can easily get hurt by it.

    28. Re:This is great but... by darrinallen · · Score: 1

      you must be safe on the internet

    29. Re:This is great but... by kesuki · · Score: 1

      D) And lastly, realize that this opens up an avenue for propaganda by MS and the *AA to try to squash innovation by spreading FUD with how "pirated" things always has viruses and can lead to identity theft and being stalked!!!One!11!!

      How does software piracy promote innovation? better p2p clients? I'm trying to stretch my mind here, about how piracy in any way benefits anyone except the hacker who made sure you have a version of windows you'll never update, and thus will be totally exposed to hackers who know what they're doing...

      And you know what, I've seen pirate version of windows slipstreamed with rootkits, it's easy google 'slipstreaming' once... i remember before the days of slipstreaming when they came in a zip file, with their own special installer to install windows 98 over windows 95, only the windows 98 had the browser completely hijacked, and god knows what kind of software they had preloaded...

      Do you Really trust software pirates to have no financial reason to be providing their cracks or downloads??

      A really clean piracy operation will provide clean copies of software, but only if they have really easy remote vulnerabilities. LOADS of video games fall in this category, thanks to anti-piracy software, and the cracks to remove that anti-piracy functionality... often times the software will have to auto update the anti-piracy features to keep up with company updates of the game... are you really going to trust pirate software that requires an auto updater?!?!

    30. Re:This is great but... by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      A) Realize that no matter how much you warn them of the "dangers" of the Internet, kids will still get on it.

      And the very reason that some kids will still get on it is for the dangers themselves. Some kids like living like that. They are usually the troublemakers of the class. As you say, the rebellers, will still get on but now they know what to look for. The Internet is just another medium for their already freaky hobbies. And in fact, it's teenagers who are proving to be some of the problem online with both college and non-college kids acting as online bullies and using various websites for their own personal bathroom stall messages.

      I think parents should be taking these classes with the children.

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    31. Re:This is great but... by lgw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That would fix the 31-yr-old posing as 15-yr-old problem. Is that a significant problem? Despite the myth of the Online Sexual Predator (oooh, scary), the evidence is that when a teen goes to meet an adult for sex, the teen knows it's an adult ahead of time, and usually meets that adult more than once.

      You may find the behavior unacceptable, but there's usually no trickery involved (beyond the level of trickery involved in any date).
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    32. Re:This is great but... by blind+monkey+3 · · Score: 1

      I'd rather schools teach children to read/write/think... How good a job are they doing on that front in Virginia?
      Priorities please.

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    33. Re:This is great but... by troll+-1 · · Score: 1

      Realize also ....

      that according to FBI statistics the Internet is a relatively safe place for kids.

      The mythological sexual predator has far greater opportunities in the real world than he does online. According the the stats a child a gazillion times more likely to be physically abused in the real world than online.

      The real danger is from the child's teacher, priest, or guardian, not the Internet.

    34. Re:This is great but... by davetd02 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But is the school the best place for that? I agree that the school has all the kids under one roof, but parents need to step up too. It cuts both ways.

    35. Re:This is great but... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Well, even that seems more carelessly written than evil.

      Perhaps, but the difference between a modern, functioning society and a broken corporatocratic dystopia can probably be found in a couple of "carelessly written" laws.

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    36. Re:This is great but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember a DARE teacher telling me that from the first puff of a cigarrette, you are addicted. Yeah, you know, because the emphasis there was to not fucking BS kids.

    37. Re:This is great but... by Gilandune · · Score: 1

      You sir just made my day, at least trying to squeeze some sense into their brains will let us tell them "told you so!" while leaving them ignorant just accomplishes nothing

    38. Re:This is great but... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      How does software piracy promote innovation? better p2p clients?

      No. Better products. Piracy - in all fields - promotes innovation by using abandoned niches, which in turn become business opportunities. There's apple and iTunes which takes the niche kazaa was taking for itself - cheap online music.

      Onto software piracy: If a company starts making *CHEAP* alternatives to say, Photoshop CS3 (by pirating their user interface design (Microsoft Windows, anyone?) and sells them for $30 bucks, now there's a business opportunity. Adobe will be forced to lower their prices and everybody's happy.

      The problem with piracy is that companies right now do too much to enforce the law, and give too little opportunity to competitors by using monopolistic techniques.

      Software piracy is NOT the problem. The problem is software monopolies and price fixing. And they use the media and FUD to brainwash the public into getting it all wrong.

    39. Re:This is great but... by zappepcs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's possibly slightly worse that imagined. Imagine the course being taught by someone that can't answer the questions that high schoolers can ask about the Internet and resources to be found there?

      How do I do that in Evolution? But adblockplus won't run under IE12, what do I do?

      In the end, it will end up a MS/**AA fud fest because F/OSS communities do NOT have the resources to dedicate training or funds for training to teachers in all those schools.

      Sure, you can put together a nice website for their use but can't mandate it as a teaching certificate quality thing. Teachers WILL have to be qualified by the state to teach the course and guess who will provide that training? Ubuntu?

      Keep dreaming....

    40. Re:This is great but... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1
      To continue with my post:

      I'm trying to stretch my mind here, about how piracy in any way benefits anyone except the hacker who made sure you have a version of windows you'll never update, and thus will be totally exposed to hackers who know what they're doing...


      The problem here isn't the pirates who sell you cracked (and hacked) versions of windows which we'll never update, but Microsoft for selling us a DEFECTIVE operating system which NEEDS updates to be safe from hackers and viruses.

      Software viruses are an epidemic - it's no longer a matter of "you caught it, you suffer". It's a public "health" issue.

      Piracy of Microsoft Windows has not stopped the slightest by "Genuine advantage" and all that antipiracy crap. What Microsoft's antipiracy measures have done is precisely making a worse internet for everyone of us. This is just like the embargo on Cuba: The US blames Castro for pushing his people into poverty, but it's not Castro who's maintaining the embargo, it's the US.

      Not all pirates are evil - there are some who use piracy to benefit themselves at the cost of others - but that's what Microsoft's been doing all along. Windows Vista for 400 dollars? Give me a break.
    41. Re:This is great but... by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 1

      Mod parent insightful.

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    42. Re:This is great but... by Firethorn · · Score: 4, Informative

      If the classes were a 1 hour session of someone saying "Hey kids, them thar internets can be dangerous. Don't go trusting people. Use common sense.", that would be fine.

      Well, to be honest, as common sense isn't so common, I'd cover some specific issues, like how to recognize scams, internet predators, basic guidelines to protect your identity, and so on.

      Of course, personally I'd fold it into my idea for a 'life studies' course - no it doesn't have much to do with biology. It's simply the best name I can think of at the moment.

      Basically, it's a course designed to impart the skills generally necessary for a fulfilling life in a modern society. I started off with sex ed, gun safety, spread out to basic liability, contract and criminal law*. Not falling for scams, whether it be real world or internet. Practical budgeting, house purchase procedures, etc... In areas where it's necessary, how to properly do laundry, basic healthy cooking**. Basically, what stuff is good to know, doesn't take a whole semester or more dedicated to teaching it, and at least possibly isn't covered by existing courses, as I'm sure some rearranging could occur.

      I mean, I don't know about you guys, but while my parents covered liability and such, I didn't get much of it in school, but I see examples all the time where it would have saved a lot of money, effort, and stress if they had known a bit of it. Sure, history and geography is all to the good, but I spent months memorizing maps - so I could pass quizzes that consisted of a map with the names removed and slots to put the missing names cities, rivers and lakes in. I guarantee that I performed a brain dump after each quiz. I know where Baghdad, Tikrit, and the Tigris river is on the map more because I'm in the USAF and have to worry about it. I didn't care in High School, I knew how to read a map and index even back then.

      And that's just ONE example of courses that I feel were more or less wasted time when I was young. Especially given the easy reference and research source today - the internet. History courses are good, though I think there should be less emphasis(at least compared to my time) on names and exact dates.

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    43. Re:This is great but... by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      Teaching certification coursework is full of lame little "standards" like understanding copyright law and being able to teach it to students so that they understand that downloading the newest NiN CD is technically stealing. Really, most teachers will not remember 90% of the stuff which they "learn" in those courses. So even though it's unlikely that they would remember the little internet safety tips they would get in their coursework, it's even less likely that they would remember every single little piece of software for net safety that they have ever been exposed to. What makes teaching certification coursework worse is that everyone who drafts standards or makes decisions on how teachers are certified assume that teaching is something which can be learned from the student role. If you think this is possible, then think about how easy it is to learn to program by watching other people write programs. Or think about learning to do research science by doing canned laboratory experiments in a 100-level class.

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    44. Re:This is great but... by hedwards · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A) Realize that no matter how much you warn them of the "dangers" of the Internet, kids will still get on it That's largely the point. The dangers of the internet could easily be solved completely if we eliminated it. Educating kids is a good compromise between completely banning them and what we've got presently.

      B) Realize that many teenagers will rebel and still get on Right, and that's why so many teens that have sex use condoms. I mean who would possibly rebel in a way which wasn't completely self destructive.

      Screwing the rest of the teens out of the resources to make better choices sure beats encouraging teenage rebellion.

      C) Realize that by teaching ways that predators will stalk them, they will think they are safe if they don't have those And this is superior to these kids having no idea at all about how predators stalk them? I'm sorry, but that just doesn't make any sense. You don't teach specific ways in all cases. It's not like the STI portion of sex ed, where you can say avoid sex with people likely to be carrying something, and if do have sex wrap it in any case.

      This is somewhat more complicated, and there is a responsibility to educate kids so that they can take care of themselves. There is no valid reason for suggesting that teens shouldn't be provided with the means to effectively protect themselves. Parenting can only go so far, having an additional level of protection isn't some big, bad, scary danger.

      D) And lastly, realize that this opens up an avenue for propaganda by MS and the *AA to try to squash innovation by spreading FUD with how "pirated" things always has viruses and can lead to identity theft and being stalked!!!One!11!! That sure is a nice strawman you have there, please give my regards to the tin man.

      The only downside to this is going to be cost. And if they can also include other online safety things like virus, spyware and phishing protection, it's a really good idea.
    45. Re:This is great but... by EvolutionsPeak · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ever consider that the reason kids have no common sense is because they are spoon fed everything they should or shouldn't do? It seems like we do everything we can to prevent young people from actually using their brains to make a decision, and then we're upset that they can't think on their own and use common sense.

    46. Re:This is great but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't give out personal information. Funny you should mention that. That's exactly what I told my parents when they started using the internet. It's good advice, regardless of age. If somebody wants your address, he wants to screw you in one way or another, unless it's for a delivery, possibly even then.
    47. Re:This is great but... by jma05 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Huh? You are phrasing it as a "don't do drugs" message. Rather, it is a "how to cross the street safely" lesson.

      I don't see how this is possibly a bad thing as long as they are only communicating established facts. And a spyware course (and other Internet common sense education) is much more relevant today than a baking course in today's world, in my opinion.

      I am not sure why this is tagged "thinkofthechildren". While technically a correct tag, it is used on Slashdot to refer to unreasonable legislations that involve holy cow arguments involving children. That is not the case here.

    48. Re:This is great but... by antic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "But I'd rather see mandatory parenting."

      Sure (and I agree that responsibility lies with parents), but the kids taking these lessons will be parents eventually. You could mandate safety lessons for adults also, but it's not all that convenient once they've left the structured environment (fixed times and lesson plans) of a school.

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    49. Re:This is great but... by karlmalone15 · · Score: 1

      Too little, hopefully not too late.

    50. Re:This is great but... by lilomar · · Score: 1

      Teaching certification coursework is full of lame little "standards" like understanding copyright law and being able to teach it to students so that they understand that downloading the newest NiN CD is technically stealing. Aside from the 'sharing' vs 'stealing' argument, you picked a particularly bad example, seeing as NiN released their newest CD online for free.
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    51. Re:This is great but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't most of the preditors on the web actually police anyway? They spend all day hitting on each other and pretending to be children. Something is wrong with that...

    52. Re:This is great but... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I remember being taught in kindergarten to look both ways before crossing the street. A little later in elementary school was to tell an adult if I found a needle and not touch it. A little reinforcement in school is great, particularly for the kids who, for whatever reason, haven't gotten it at home.

    53. Re:This is great but... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of course not. Common sense is the result of screwing up and managing to survive it. Kids haven't had a chance yet. Most adults today also haven't had the chance, which is why they also often demonstrate remarkably little common sense.

    54. Re:This is great but... by Ihmhi · · Score: 1
      School's certainly a good place to educate kids about STDs. Granted, it's stupidly designed education slanted heavily towards abstinence, but seeing herpes sores up on a screen is enough to scare the little fucks into using condoms.

      I think this has a place in school as much as sex ed does, for the reasons above. Maybe it will prevent some poor, dumb teenager from getting raped in the back of a Wendy's or somethin'.

    55. Re:This is great but... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Actually, the opposite. The chances of a kid being kidnapped/sexually assaulted in real life by a stranger are so small as to be practically nonexistent. On the Internet it's still very unlikely but somewhat less so. We tell kids not to talk to strangers, so telling them not to talk to strangers on the Internet is probably a good idea.

    56. Re:This is great but... by Datamonstar · · Score: 1

      Not to attack you or anything, but just how internet savvy do you have to be to know that communicating with people you don't know can potentially be dangerous under any circumstances?

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    57. Re:This is great but... by joggle · · Score: 1

      Not very but I've known parents that were utterly clueless about the dangers of letting their kid loose on the internet. The main thing they usually worried about is how much time the kid spent on the computer or if they downloaded any pr0n but didn't really know about sites like facebook and myspace other than that's a place where their kid liked to go to talk to other kids.

    58. Re:This is great but... by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      You have a pretty good conceptual idea of how and why AI systems have failed to live up to their hyped up promises. On top of that, in a round about way, you managed to nail down the fact that teaching certificates earned in a course on how to be safe on the Internet will be worthless about 2 days after the curriculum is defined, never mind what it will be worth by the time students get it. My point is that it won't get taught until there are certifications for it, and by the time that it is presented to students, half of the Internet will have changed. Most things taught in school don't change much from semester to semester or year to year, the Internet is not as easily defined for teaching. By the time that courses are prepared and presented everything popular, including risks can and will have changed once or twice. This will require teachers to be continually educated 'experts' with regard to using the Internet.... and well, you can see where this is leading. The goals of the legislation are admirable but COMPLETELY misplaced because legislators have NO FUCKING CLUE about the Internet, never mind what I think of their flashing 12:00 VCR displays.

      The schools would be better served by paying for daytime support from a company with the resources to stay abreast of current risks and trends... oooohhhh lets outsource this to India, yeah, that will work. Wait, this should be done by AMERICANS, Nope, I don't think Geek Squad is up to the task either... unless you want to teach kids how to hoard other people's pr0n.

      There is currently no place that I know of where you can learn this information. Sure there are 100s of blogs out there and every antivirus maker has 100s of pages about risks. Every e-magazine has dozens or more 'white papers' on how to deal with Internet safety for home and small businesses. The trouble is that no-one is teaching it. period. At one point I half heartedly advocated an Internet license, not too different from having to have a driving license (there, got the car analogy in there) but that won't do either as that would put the curriculum for such testing in the hands of the State. Oh fsck, just typing that made my head hurt. So legislators, faced with these inarguable facts of 'how things are' have to be seen to do something with the danger that is life (presented in microcosmic splendor on the Internet). Think of the children, stop the terrorists, just say no to drugs, silence the athiests, regiment the daily adventures of the sheeple.....

      Morals? Life sucks. It's dangerous! People really are out to get you, government included! Beware of Greeks bearing gifts!

      In the end, this is no place for the government to be meddling. After kids reach 18 we can't blame their parents anymore. Lately, I'm all for blaming the kids to start with... oh sure, while they are still not old enough to drive their parents can share in the blame. There is enough information on the Internet to figure it out. If you can't be bothered to read any of it and take advantage of it... hmmmm I think there are some really really REALLY old sayings for things like this

      Caveat Emptor! and all that kind of thing. Life is kind of like that. Yep, that free cell phone sounds like a good deal.... where are the government warnings for that?

      Ok, I'm about done ranting. In conclusion, the nanny-state will never work, no matter how good your intentions are. We all know that a certification with MS products is only good until the next upgrade? If the state gets into regulating certifications for using the Internet how will they avoid conflict of interest when promoting education using only one product line? We are talking politics here so don't EVEN tell me that this won't be a problem.

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    59. Re:This is great but... by Jardine · · Score: 1

      If this is going to work, either a lot more money must be spent getting the teachers up to date (easier said than done, since many of the people on top remain fearful of or overwhelmed by this series of tubes), or they'll have to make getting kids to teach each other (with supervision) a major part of the curriculum.

      Or they can send around a teacher who specializes in the topic to the schools in an area. That's how sex ed works where I live. The sex ed teacher(s) visit each school for about a week. An internet safety course wouldn't have to take any longer and the teacher can move on to the next school once it's done.

    60. Re:This is great but... by Z34107 · · Score: 1

      I was referring to how it was illegal to do some (seemingly) perfectly legal things such as install modchips, break CSS to duplicate DVDs, break DRM on your media... Im not saying that the DMCA is necessarily evil, but it stops innovation nonetheless.

      Sure, the DMCA prevents you from breaking CSS on your DVDs. Sure, that's stupid. But, being told not to break CSS everytime you fire up VLC hardly stifles "innovation."

      but some people don't think that coffee is going to be hot and sue McDonalds, does that really justify a warning label?

      A non-sequitur, really, but the granny who spilled coffee on her lap had a fairly valid case. In New York, at least, there's an upper limit on how hot beverages can be. At that temperature it takes ~1 minute for the coffe to burn through your clothes. McDonalds, despite previous complaints, injuries, and fines, kept their coffee much hotter (40 degrees or something, IIRC, 'cuz they thought coffee that would stay hotter longer would sell better to commuters.) The lady argued that she wouldn't have been burned at the legal temperature, and was probably right. As much as I, lover of corporate America, hates to admit it, even the stupid $bucks jury award makes sense considering other lesser fines hadn't deterred that McDonalds.

      The problem though is, it won't be "piracy is illegal and so don't do it" it will be some online predators use pirated versions of Windows which probably is a fact, then it becomes all online predators use pirated Windows, then it becomes pirating Windows == online stalking.

      Yes, there is a slippery slope. But this one has giant, metaphorical OSHA guard railings. It's hard for me to make the connection from "piracy is illegal" to "pirating the same software pedophiles (allegedly) do makes you a pedohpile!"

      But... it's probably a stupid class anyway. They should send home a flyer - Everyone can see your myspace! What goes on the internet is there forever! etc.

      Now, what we really need is an improved health/sex-ed class. When I had to take it sex-ed, there weren't any labs! I'm guessing budget cuts.

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    61. Re:This is great but... by penix1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think so considering how the majority of sexual child abuse cases are perpetrated by someone the child knows closely. Hell, most are done by someone in the same family. The sensational stories you hear about like the DateLine stings are the exception. Most of the pedo busts they do involve those trading media around which is also illegal to possess.

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    62. Re:This is great but... by mpe · · Score: 1

      Actually, the opposite. The chances of a kid being kidnapped/sexually assaulted in real life by a stranger are so small as to be practically nonexistent.

      The majority of these being perpetrated by people already known to the child.

      On the Internet it's still very unlikely but somewhat less so.

      Also the vast majority of nasty things which happen to people just can't happen "on The Internet". Any risk only occurs in "meatspace". Also other telecommunications systems such as (snail)mail and telephones tend to lack the ability to filter senders which are present in many Internet communication systems.

    63. Re:This is great but... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Hunter Safety course: Because in 21st century Western society, homo sapiens still has to hunt for his food.

      D.A.R.E: Done a similar thing. I learned more from Bill Hicks about drugs, and life in general, in 10 seconds than I learned in 2 hours from CASCAID or any school education program.

      Driver's Ed: There's an old saying; "You pass your test, then you learn to drive."

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    64. Re:This is great but... by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Copy-paste? Hah. My brother had to show his IT teacher how to turn the computer on.

      Surely, though, most schools have at least one teacher under 30 who is familiar enough with computers to be able to teach this, possibly with the aid of official notes. It's hardly going to be such a major part of the curriculum that it pulls said teacher away from their normal work.

    65. Re:This is great but... by DKlineburg · · Score: 1

      Basically, it's a course designed to impart the skills generally necessary for a fulfilling life in a modern society. I started off with Sex Ed., gun safety, spread out to basic liability, contract and criminal law*. Not falling for scams, whether it be real world or internet. Practical budgeting, house purchase procedures, etc... In areas where it's necessary, how to properly do laundry, basic healthy cooking**. Basically, what stuff is good to know, doesn't take a whole semester or more dedicated to teaching it, and at least possibly isn't covered by existing courses, as I'm sure some rearranging could occur.

      I know for one, that when I went to HS it was required I took Home Ec., Shop, and PE. It was either the next year or closely after that all 3 classes were shorted or made optional. I all ready knew a lot about cars, woodworking, and other things taught in shop. I didn't know how to do foundry, but do now as well. That class was aimed more at the females in my HS. The flip side can be said for the Home Ec. class. I had to make various food dishes that you might make in the real world, and how to read recipes. I can't cook well, but I can read a recipe now, and survive as a bachelor; saves on fast food garbage too. I also made a sweater that I never wore. I haven't used that skill at all, but think it is good to blanket teach as well.

      Adding more updated skills, such as Sex Ed, and internet usage are important to the role. I had a Heath class that was required, and I didn't really want to see that "live birth" or "Cesarean" on the video, but it did educate me. Also, some simple money management skills would go nice in your life skills class. Basically, I agree completely, and from what I know about my HS, they have steered away from this type of class as being a requirement. I don't know the reasoning, and it would be nice if parents taught this to there children, but as a society, we do need to have a baseline, or we can end up as bad as I understand it has gotten in England. Teenage drinking [news.bbc.co.uk] is becoming a problem.
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    66. Re:This is great but... by DKlineburg · · Score: 1

      When I had to take it sex-ed, there weren't any labs! I'm guessing budget cuts
      I would have loved a lab in that class. I'm sure I would have understood things so much better had there been a class like the one in Weird Science: Party High [IMDB.com]. Unfortently it isn't mentioned in there, but Lisa added a class about Sex Ed., where the final was to have sex with your lab partner, but only if you understood the entire biology involed with sex.
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    67. Re:This is great but... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Home Ec - That sounds like it'd expand to 'home economics', which translates to something much different than 'cooking & cleaning'. There's all sorts of stuff that could go in there, many of which would be equally in home in my idea. Hmmm.. 'Life Skills'? Might be a good alternate.

      I all ready knew a lot about cars, woodworking, and other things taught in shop.

      Hmm... More stuff! Like basic car functionality, so graduates are more likely to know that something is up when they get a charge for blinker fluid. The idea that maintenance is required. Driver's Ed could be folded in, though depending, it might have enough material to be it's own course as it is now.

      I can't cook well, but I can read a recipe now, and survive as a bachelor; saves on fast food garbage too. I also made a sweater that I never wore. I haven't used that skill at all, but think it is good to blanket teach as well.

      See, it's practical. ;) My mom taught me how to cook; but not many do, which explains it's need. As for the knitting, you've done more than me. I made a frog.

      Also, some simple money management skills would go nice in your life skills class

      Covered under 'practical budgeting'. But yeah, pointing out the wonders of compound interest, having a safety net over hitting a payday loan place up, the differences in payoffs between a 5 year loan at 5%(car?) and 21%(credit card). The reasons and terms for insurance.

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    68. Re:This is great but... by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      The teenage brain is still growing & forming connections. That's what most teenagers demonstrate poor judgment.

      As for the class:

      I think it's okay, but I'm afraid it will result in cuts of other classes. How many graduates know "wear a condom" and "don't trust strangers" when they graduate, but have no clue how old the USA is, or where it's located on a map, or why the Bill of Rights exists. IMHO our government schools are teaching a lot of BS, and not the things that matter like history and geography (which I suspect is done on purpose; ignorant voters are easier to manipulate by the politicians).

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    69. Re:This is great but... by thermowax · · Score: 1


      Bravo- you've touched upon one of my most favorite philosophies.

      "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

      -Robert A. Heinlein

      Thank Glub for RAH.

    70. Re:This is great but... by isaac338 · · Score: 1

      because you don't have to be internet savvy to warn your children of the dangers of predators. that's like saying schools should have to teach kids to not look for puppies in the strange man's van because the parents aren't sex-offender savvy.

      it's common sense - make all the friends you want online, but don't meet them at their houses, and if it's too good to be true it probably is. exactly like you might approach meeting someone in real life. i don't see why the internet is treated so much differently..

    71. Re:This is great but... by apt142 · · Score: 1

      I'm personally all for a class like this. I think it's an excellent idea. I'm involved with the education system through family members. The things I'm finding out seem to indicate that parents lack the above skills. So, it's getting less and less likely that they'll pass them down to their children.

      The poorer the neighborhood that you go to, the more likely that information is not passed on.

      And while this knowledge seems basic, it's pretty empowering stuff. Just the ability to balance budgets and cook your own food will save you tons of money over your lifetime.

      Also, I think that this sort of class would be neat to teach with an economic backbone. Maybe give the kids credits at the end of every week. They can use those to get out of certain non-critical tasks. So that they can see what difference planning a meal has over just tossing the credits away to the local fast food joint. It might even be fun if the teacher attempted scams on the kids from time to time just to keep them on their toes and to teach them to look out for things like that. Or penalize credits for making "legal" or economic mistakes. The ideas are endless and I think it could be made to be very fun.

    72. Re:This is great but... by db32 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The parents are most likely in the same boat of people that are getting their computers turned into zombies, having their personal information stolen, or other such problems that run rampant in the world these days.

      Shit, it should be mandatory that the parents show up with their kids! If this was some kind of morality thing pushing one view over others it would be one thing. MANY people simply are not aware of the dangers out there. Seriously, go talk to your average joe types, many of them believe you can't do many of these things, or that you can't get away with it because the cops will swoop in and get you. They simply do not understand the risk.

      Would you ask a blind man to teach a driving school?

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    73. Re:This is great but... by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Kids are gullible on the Interwebs primarily because they don't have as much exposure to being conned and lied to. It usually doesn't dawn on them at all that the person behind a 15-year-old girl's MySpace profile is a 35-year-old man.

      Most of the Internet education classes I've seen pitched are fairly short and mostly focus on the fact that everyone on the Internet is probably lying through their teeth to you in every possible way. (It may not be accurate, but it's closer than assuming that they're not.)

    74. Re:This is great but... by 77Punker · · Score: 1

      I know this is not the point of your post, but I'm pretty sure that the McDonald's coffee you're talking about was far hotter than any food should ever be served, especially at a drive-through window. The woman's burns were far greater than any coffee burn you would get from coffee you made in your own home. I don't particularly care for huge punitive awards, but they certainly owed the woman enough money to cover her medical expenses and probably some lost time at work.

    75. Re:This is great but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there are enough dumb-ass parents that don't realize the danger of puppy-vans and kids are getting swiped, what's wrong with the schools warning kids?

    76. Re:This is great but... by redxxx · · Score: 1

      Luckly, unlike sex and drugs, there isn't a lot of social resistance to educating kids about the internet. Not giving out information about yourself online or believing people are who they claim isn't really a values issue, so it isn't likely to quite as bad as DARE or abstinence only sex-ed.

      I'd rather see this stuff taught as a portion of a mandatory technological education program, so you give the kiddies more of the nuts and bolts stuff about computer and internet security too. You know, actually give the skills to be safe online rather than just a set of rules to follow backed only by fear mongering.

    77. Re:This is great but... by ATMD · · Score: 1

      Your first two points are essentially the same and assume that they're trying to tell kids not to use the internet at all. They aren't - they're just trying to tell them how to use it safely.

      Your third point has some validity, but kids aren't stupid - they will still be aware that there could be other dangers, even if they feel safe from the ones they've been warned about.

      And how exactly does a company "squash innovation" by discouraging people from pirating things? The only innovation that piracy encourages is new and nastier DRM.

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    78. Re:This is great but... by kalirion · · Score: 1

      But is the school the best place for that? I agree that the school has all the kids under one roof, but parents need to step up too. It cuts both ways

      Yes, parents need to step up, but, um, what was the point of school again? I thought it had something to do with educating kids or some such.....

    79. Re:This is great but... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      The poorer the neighborhood that you go to, the more likely that information is not passed on.

      Well, it happens in rich neighborhoods as well, ones where they have a cook or just eat out most of the time because they have the money; the kid isn't guarenteed too though. And middle-class neighborhoods because both parents are working, so the kid doesn't learn.

      Then again, mom worked; I ended up cooking many of the dinners from jr high on. I liked it because I got what I wanted. Mom & Dad appreciated coming home to dinner almost ready.

      And while this knowledge seems basic, it's pretty empowering stuff. Just the ability to balance budgets and cook your own food will save you tons of money over your lifetime.

      Indeed. One of my 'lifes observations' is that the difference between the rich and the poor often has less to do with income than spending habits. You can have a guy who made millions a year suddenly be poor due to mistakes, heck, I've read that winners of multi-million dollar lotteries are statistically likely to be broke within seven years! On the other end you could have somebody who only makes $20k a year save up enough to pay for college without taking a loan.

      Maybe give the kids credits at the end of every week. They can use those to get out of certain non-critical tasks. So that they can see what difference planning a meal has over just tossing the credits away to the local fast food joint.

      Interesting idea. Might make for an interesting, engaging course, what with having several wildly different subjects each week, a couple overarching ones, etc... Of course, I envision it being a course taught each year from jr high on. Perhaps one semester out of the two of a typical school year.

      In the case of cooking and such, it could substitute for 'taste' type courses where you go through a bunch of classes to enable you to figure out what you like.

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    80. Re:This is great but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your suggestion is great but... I don't think you know much about either "kids and how they use internet" or parenting.

    81. Re:This is great but... by CSMatt · · Score: 1

      Most adults don't have common sense. Look at how many idiots get screwed by phishing sites.

    82. Re:This is great but... by CSMatt · · Score: 1

      I don't think so considering how the majority of sexual child abuse cases are perpetrated by someone the child knows closely. Then we must start investing in ChildTracker.
    83. Re:This is great but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Tech folk, police and security experts sometimes are too hard on people who get caught by phishing or other internet fraud.

      Take this quote from the story you referenced:

      "If there are things you would feel uncomfortable doing in your school hallway, why would you do it on the Internet?"

      Seems reasonable, right? But what would you feel comfortable doing in the school locker room? Would you take your clothes off in front of your classmates? Would you notice weird moles, scars or piercings (ya, some get 'em young) and compare? Hell, several women I've known, non-lesbian women, have felt comfortable taking note of differences in breast size, shape, etc. with their friends when changing into swimsuits or trying on clothes at the mall.

      why would you call it lack of common sense when a girl decides to do exactly the kinds of things normal girls would do when hanging out with girlfriends? If she found a friend on the internet, why would a teenage girl automatically resist all the social trust she'd normally have for a friend, just because the internet was involved? She IS using common sense in as far as she's doing the same sort of things that society considers acceptable in the rest of her social interactions.

      Yeah, I know, she SHOULD treat the internet differently than her school chums, just like people should be careful when walking down the street in the bad part of town. But when someone is raised in a relatively trusting atmosphere, it's not really some kind of character flaw if they don't know how to deal with shady situations. If you take your kid to play dates, Soccer practice, church and a nice school, when they treat people on the internet as regular ol' friends, it's really your fault for showing them that people can usually be trusted.
    84. Re:This is great but... by CSMatt · · Score: 1

      Since the poster didn't use the ever-popular "Britney Spears" example but specifically NiN, I'm pretty sure he know full well that it was CC-licensed. What he was trying to illustrate is that these types of people will try to generalize to the public that all music requires payment/prohibits redistribution and that nobody allows for the sharing of their work online.

    85. Re:This is great but... by CSMatt · · Score: 1

      How do I do that in Evolution? But adblockplus won't run under IE12, what do I do? And just how many non-nerd high school students do you know who would ask such a thing?
    86. Re:This is great but... by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Now, why waste all this money teaching kids about basic internet safety on social netowrking sites and such when we should be requiring by law that these sites police their own clients, eductate their own users, and have liabaility when a predator does manage to pose as a 15 year old...

      Also, we need to start mandating basic computer SECURITY, which is a MUCH bigger problem and affects many more people than the few dozen active child predators operating on the net do. Sure, there's not a comparisson for the viciousness of the crime, but a few billion dollars to save a few hundred kids vs. the same few billion dollars to secure all the PCs in america and save hundreds of billions in identity theft costs for hundreds of thousands of americans? Priorities people... It's the government's job to protect "the people" it's your job to protect "your kids."

      How about a law simply requiring that: 1) every PC with an ISP connection must have current model year legally licensed AV and AS spyware (pick a vendor as long as it passes independent security testing). 2) every PC used by a 15 year old or yougher person can only access a whitelist of site presented by a national comittee or registration system (which can be added to by the parent) 3) every site in the USA that permits users to interact with each other, permits user submited unfiltered content, or displays content unfit for children must have a process in place to guarantee that clildren under 18 can not connect without 3rd party authentication and parental signatures, and can not directly interact with adults. Activation of any account should require postal mail confirmation to validate physical addresses and user identities.

      If junior wants a facebook account, Mom and/or dad have to confirm his account, Facebook would send a letter to the parent's address which would comtain an activation code to be entered on the site. Facebook also confirms the SSN of both the parent and the child with state or federal records to prove said child exists. Facebook would be legally responsible to make sure an adult never gets a child account label (poses as a kid) and all chat between teen accounts should be scanned for innapropriate content by software, and upon certain triggers, facebook moderators should review the chat logs and if they deem necessary contact the parents.

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    87. Re:This is great but... by CSMatt · · Score: 1

      So people should educate themselves about the dangers of the Internet on... the Internet?

      While to the average Slashdotter that makes perfect sense, to the average computer-illiterate person it sounds like a Catch-22. Telling them that the Internet is dangerous and then referring them to sites where they can learn how to protect themselves will cause at least one person to say "But how can we visit them if we don't already know how to be careful?"

    88. Re:This is great but... by CSMatt · · Score: 1

      2) Even if it was used to curb piracy, how does that lead to a lack of innovation? I would understand software patents, but... Because now not only do we readily have the tools at our disposal to consume content at a rapid pace, but we can also make new content. These classes would sure as hell avoid the issue of "fair use" completely, preferring to scare away anyone who may want to make a short parody of a popular film or present constructive criticism of a radio show host.

      3) Even if that was a negative consequence, teaching kids good online habits seems to outweigh it. By this logic, the lack of fact-checking by most anti-drug campaigns is outweighed by getting the word out about drugs. But hey, the ends justify the means, right?

      4) Piracy *is* illegal, and the government *should* support upholding the law. For the most, "piracy" as you are referring to it is a civil matter, and civil law is enforced by private parties. The law clearly states that copyrights are to be enforced by copyright holders, not the government. So why should state-sponsored campaigns exist for something that the law says is to be dealt with privately between the parties involved?
    89. Re:This is great but... by operagost · · Score: 1

      Unless you're a vegetarian, criticizing those who hunt for food is an untenable position.

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    90. Re:This is great but... by CSMatt · · Score: 1

      Sure, the DMCA prevents you from breaking CSS on your DVDs. Sure, that's stupid. But, being told not to break CSS everytime you fire up VLC hardly stifles "innovation." Maybe not from the consumer side, but it certainly has the effect of scaring developers into not posting decryption tools created for backup purposes, or cryptographers into not posting flaws in encryption schemes.
    91. Re:This is great but... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      That's why I said "The chances of a kid being kidnapped/sexually assaulted in real life by a STRANGER are so small...."

      Yes, you can't be physically assaulted on the Internet. But it does act as a very effective communications medium to bring children in contact with people looking for children. Snail mail and telephones aren't nearly as effective, for reasons that really should be obvious.

      The Internet isn't the dangerous place some people would like us to think, but it is slightly more dangerous than real life, so if you're going to teach kids not to talk to strangers on the street (seems like a good idea) you should probably tell them to be careful talking to strangers on the Internet as well.

    92. Re:This is great but... by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Hunter Safety course: Because in 21st century Western society, homo sapiens still has to hunt for his food. You only do things you "need" to?
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    93. Re:This is great but... by CSMatt · · Score: 1

      Right, and that's why so many teens that have sex use condoms. I mean who would possibly rebel in a way which wasn't completely self destructive. Many rebel not because of what the authorities say but how they say it. School teachers tend to talk down to their students, whether they do it on purpose or not. Eventually a sizable amount of the population realizes that they have been blatantly lied to by an authoritative figure "for their own good" at some point in their lifetime and thereon take any word of caution that isn't painfully obvious to them as potential BS. Things like using condoms during sex and not drinking and driving are becoming more common because it's easy to see, even without being lectured, that taking these actions is much smarter than not taking them.

      Also, in the case of condoms, a fad in the US these days seems to be that sex-ed programs should be abstinence-only. Using a condom, even though it is the responsible thing to do, can still be seen as rebelling against abstinence-only teachers and parents.
    94. Re:This is great but... by CSMatt · · Score: 1

      We tell kids not to talk to strangers, so telling them not to talk to strangers on the Internet is probably a good idea. And if kids actually listened when they were told this, they would never attempt to make friends, online or otherwise.
    95. Re:This is great but... by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      But is the school the best place for that? I agree that the school has all the kids under one roof, but parents need to step up too. It cuts both ways. If school is an appropriate place to teach 3rd-graders not to take candy from strangers (because instead of a nice man giving out free candy, the stranger could really be a kidnapper), it's also an appropriate place to teach teens not to trade nude pics with strangers (because instead of a nice girl who likes showing off her body, the stranger could really be a pedophile).

      Yes, parents need to step up and teach their kids not to take candy from strangers, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't also repeat the lesson at school, just in case the parents don't do an adequate job, or just in case the child doesn't feel like listening to their parents and needs additional reinforcement.
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    96. Re:This is great but... by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I don't think so considering how the majority of sexual child abuse cases are perpetrated by someone the child knows closely. Hell, most are done by someone in the same family. The sensational stories you hear about like the DateLine stings are the exception. Most of the pedo busts they do involve those trading media around which is also illegal to possess. Kidnappers handing out candy at the park is a pretty rare occurrence too, but we still teach children not to fall for that trick. Why shouldn't we teach them not to fall for this one?
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    97. Re:This is great but... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Strange adults. You're being a little pedantic. Every five year old I've known figures out that distinction so I'm sure you did too.

      However, that's exactly why you have to teach kids a little more than "don't talk to strangers" when dealing with the Internet. Kids don't always get that people aren't necessarily what they say they are. They have to be taught that the "kid" on the Internet could be anyone. On the playground it's much more obvious.

    98. Re:This is great but... by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

      You MUST be young. There was a time when parents did have to be trained about child abduction.

      There's at least 20+ years of child abduction awareness thanks to guys like John Walsh (of America's Most Wanted fame).

      I can remember being taught in elementary school about not going with strangers. Don't go into vans. Watch for strangers
      sitting in parked cars for real long periods near the school or home.

      I'm sure this has been a problem, since the first child walked out of the cave etc., but I can remember a time
      when this wasn't as prevalent. You could walk to town. You could even walk in town without some sick bastard trying
      to grab you.

      Then with the way my parents and grandparents have told it, you could walk around at night. It seems too good to be true,
      but in that time it might have been possible if you didn't live directly in the bad part of town or in a criminal section of the city.
      Any old timers care to chime in on this?

      I'm sure this is also paranoia from hyper reporting by news media. Abductions reported more frequently also contribute
      to the collective panic. The more conscientious among us could pull the statistic whether abductions have gone down
      or up in the past decades.

      Internet safety training? Just give kids the basic concepts that don't touch on the specific technology.

      Anyone can be anything on the Internet. Nobody knows you're a dog on the Internet.
      What makes a Confidence Scam. Spam, phishing
      Anything you put on the Internet doesn't go away just like YOUR PERMANENT RECORD!!

    99. Re:This is great but... by wamerocity · · Score: 1

      I see this as a case of abstinence vs sex education. While I am a conservative person, I am in the minority among others that think like me that children should be taught about condoms, not just abstinence and STD's. I'm going to teach my child about sex we she gets old enough (10 months is a little young I think...) But for parents who won't teach their kids the reality about sex, its a good start. Studies show that there is a statistically significant difference in teen pregnancies & STD infection rates between areas that teach abstinence only and real sex education. This is the same thing. Some parents will teach their children properly and some won't. Extra education to children about how to use the greatest tool in the world maturely and with safety is a great idea, in my opinion. Scaring kids off the internet because there are predators and violence and sex and phishing and identity fraud is stupid because it doesn't prepare them for the inevitability that internet use will require in their lives. Giving kids the straight up facts and teaching them to be conscious and recognize bad things is way better than saying, "you might find something bad! Just stay off of it!"

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    100. Re:This is great but... by CSMatt · · Score: 1

      So children never associate with adults that aren't their parents or teachers? They never greet a friend of their parents whom they've never met because to them that person is a "stranger"? They've never had to interact with adults outside of the home or school who they don't know personally (not necessarily by themselves, but the concept is still the same)?

      In many ways, "don't talk to strangers" is a warning dating back from the days when abduction wasn't so hyped up and parents could actually feel comfortable letting their kids play outside without constant supervision. Now they follow the child everywhere. I ignored it because my parents never let me out of the house without one of them watching me during my elementary school years, so it never applied because I trusted that their judgment could substitute for mine in the case of "strangers."

    101. Re:This is great but... by Gyga · · Score: 1

      There is talk in my state of making hunter saftey course mandatory even to own a gun (makes sense as only a couple things even pertained to hunting as apose to guns in general). Hunter saftey courses say (I quote the little handbook): "tell others where you will be going so they can send a search party if you get lost." "by law you have to wear hunter orange when hunting, with the exception of hunting turkeys." "carry a map and a compass even if you have a GPS, because batteries die." "have a means of producing a fire incase you get lost and are forced to camp out." Everything else talked about guns in general (and several laws involving lead shot and water fowl).

      "You pass your test, then you learn to drive." In my state you have learn how to drive to pass the test (thank god for school parking lots parents can take their kids to late a night).

      DARE does a moderatly fair job of teaching little kids how to avoid people trying to take advatage of them via drugs and such. Once they become teens though they rebel.

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    102. Re:This is great but... by Gyga · · Score: 1

      "wear a condom" Abstinence only where I live (I never once heard the word condom come from a teacher's mouth).

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    103. Re:This is great but... by skeeto · · Score: 1

      use that organ located between your ears.

      Good advice: I enjoy my sense of smell every day. Oh wait ...

    104. Re:This is great but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For one, D.A.R.E. has been stastically shown to be ineffective at preventing drug abuse.

    105. Re:This is great but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a lot of kids that are just stupid. Nobody wants to admit it it, but they are there. Focusing on logical conclusions and analytic problem solving are great, but there are plenty of kids that will come to the conclusion that it's just fine to meet pedophiles on the web.

    106. Re:This is great but... by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      >>>"it should be mandatory that the parents show up with their kids!"

      Considering the parents are the ones paying the School Tax/School Tuition, they should be able to attend any class they feel like attending. Who knows? Maybe I'd learn something useful in this "computer safety 101" class.

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    107. Re:This is great but... by kesuki · · Score: 1

      As far as i can tell, every operating system in existence has required security patches.

      I know one of the BSD variants was claiming something like a 7 or 8 year streak of not being remote exploitable or some such... but by default you could only install as a console mode, and had only a very small number of files to configure the OS because it was completely stripped down. and even that OS has a page full of updates for security vulnerabilities for people not running the 'current' version.

      the problem with windows is more that Microsoft at the time, was trying to bury ever single operating system competitor through ruthless marketing practices, and exclusivity agreements. They wouldn't go to anything remotely close to a unix security model, because competitors had already started down that road, and Microsoft didn't want to buy patents, or technology that others were trying to sell... or what not, Microsoft really screwed up the evolution of personal computing, in the way anyone would expect a company that was in no way familiar with operating systems (but rather with 'basic' programming languages) would mess things up, trying to make everything brain dead simple, and worthless like basic was.

      If I had access to a time machine the first thing I'd do is go back to a week before IBM visited the author of CP/M and get him a lawyer who would advise the signing of a nondisclosure agreement with IBM.

      At the very least, even if IBM screwed the pooch, and their PCs still tanked compared to competitors products, it would have left the OS development market in the hands of the maker of CP/M not Microsoft.

      Although it's hard to say where the CP/M founder would have taken operating systems as PCs developed, i can't help but believe he would have done a better job than Microsoft. my reason for saying this? simple, look where apple too the PC in 1984, they were an 'old' as in garage kit company, and while they were unable to compete with Microsoft windows

      apple nearly died and even now, they're selling way more ipods than they sell apple computers, but interestingly enough they're the only computer company that does almost as well in the 1st quarter as they do in the 4th quarter. that suggest they aren't meeting demand in the 4th quarter with their current production quotas...

      Also, since he died in 1994, if he had been a billionaire his company would have gone on to whomever he had in his will... although one might wonder if his heart disease would have gone unnoticed, had he been a billionaire.

      anyways, the time line I'm living in is perhaps the one with the worst most stunted and bass ackwards PC development ever. I can't imagine a single other company stringing people along for 10 years while waiting for their 'new' OS while crushing every other competitor no matter what they were offering.

      On the downside, a timeline where sane computer OS designers were doing the OS design, rather than a marketing company... we would have no 'dave barry in cyberspace' book to read. truly a classic, and exemplary of where using the same 'hobbyist' style OS for 10 years on subsequently faster systems made people annoyed, and frustrated when trying to 'get these confounded machines to work'

    108. Re:This is great but... by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      ""That would fix the 31-yr-old posing as 15-yr-old problem."

      Is that a significant problem?"


      You're joking, right? Unless you've living under a log everyone has heard about the 47 yr old woman posing as a 16 yr old boy on Myspace to chat with a 13 yr old neighbor girl.

      And a google search brings up dozens of articles.

      And who would think it's ok for adults to pose as children online or anywhere else unless they're doing it themselves? .... Care to tell us anything "lgw"?

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  2. kneejerk reaction by nomadic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    from the nanny-state dept.

    I know the usual kneejerk reaction here to any government act taken in regards to children is to immediately stick one's fingers in one's ears and shout NANNY STATE until one is hoarse, but I really don't see anything especially forbidding about teaching some basic internet safety skills in school.

    1. Re:kneejerk reaction by Delwin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I see it as on par with mandatory traffic safety. ... both of which I'm all for.

    2. Re:kneejerk reaction by explosivejared · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh COME ON!! You know they won't teach the important stuff, like how to defend against a goatse attack. Do you expect some underpaid government nanny state social worker to be able to properly outline the correct the Natalie Portman and grits defense?! I guarantee you they have no idea about Godwin's law! These kids are doomed from the start!

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    3. Re:kneejerk reaction by Conspicuous+Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I agree that teaching children some basic lessons on internet use and safety isn't necessarily a bad idea in the modern world.

      The thing that really troubles me though is the paranoid attitute underlying all this, and the reasons this descision was made, to quote TFA

      Virginia's requirement initially stemmed from concerns about sex offenders preying on children online and a general increase in Internet-based crime. It took effect this school year. Statistically a child in the US is 2.5 times more likely to be hit by lightning than to be the victim of abduction by a stranger. Cases of strangers abusing children are actually vanishingly rare events.

      So by all means teach children about internet safety, but do so in a calm and rational way that adresses what real danger there is without trying to scare the hell out of them. The real danger here is that we bring up our children to be suspicious and mistrusfull of just about everyone, which actually has far more serious consequnces for society.

      Probably offtopic, but I think maybe we should ask ourselves why the mass media spend so much of their energy blowing inconsequential dangers out of all proportion to create this generalised sense of fear, whose interests this serves, and why the hell we still listen. This is part of a general pattern, and looking at the society around me it seems to be having a profound effect.

    4. Re:kneejerk reaction by WallaceAndGromit · · Score: 1

      General paranoia

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    5. Re:kneejerk reaction by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Heard an interesting story on NPR yesterday on why this is going on and why we're listening. It was called "The braindead megaphone". The way it works is exactly as titled - some idiot walks around with a megaphone, and because of how loud he is, everyone more or less has to listen... and no matter how hard anyone tries, at some point, conversation will gravitate to what the guy with the megaphone is talking about.

      As for why the people with megaphones are braindead... beats me. Maybe it's the fact that stories about strangers taps into a general xenophobia. Maybe most journalists really are retarded. Probably a combination of it all.

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    6. Re:kneejerk reaction by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I remember being taught not to run around in thunderstorms when I was in elementary school. Also not taking cover under (or in) trees. In a calm, rational manner though.

      We also learned not to talk to strangers. Not that we were afraid of strangers, we just didn't talk to them. Or take candy from them.

    7. Re:kneejerk reaction by kcbnac · · Score: 1
      I'm going to burn the mod points I used on this thread. It just begs for it.

      Oh COME ON!! You know they won't teach the important stuff, like how to defend against a goatse attack.... OH COME ON!! Defending against a goatse attack is impossible. Like the US securing its borders...

      Well...there is one way, but it first requires to be subjected to goatse repeatedly by way of insightful posts making links to what would appear to be more useful information. Oh wait, that's how I was made immune to the goatse attack.

      Curse you, Slashdot, for this circle of pain!
    8. Re:kneejerk reaction by NeBan · · Score: 1

      Well first, I know that my parents taught me about the dangers of lightning storms, and I will do the same for my children.

      Second, choosing between the danger of raising an overly paranoid child and a safe one is easy for any parent.

      Third, that's just the media. You should also teach your children not to believe everything that they read or see on tv.

      Making our children aware of the dangers in the world around them is the point here. Statistical differences in the probabilities of those dangers is not.

    9. Re:kneejerk reaction by DKlineburg · · Score: 1

      Goatse? What about getting Rick Rolled by Google [Google.com], i.e. YouTube? [Youtube.com]

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  3. Fine but by Digi-John · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I think a course in basic economics would be far more useful to far more people than Internet Safety.

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    1. Re:Fine but by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think a course in basic economics...

      Really, a course in personal finances is better than a course in basic economics (I had both, personal finances in middle school, so it was limited to balancing a checkbook.) Basic economics doesn't really help in your day-to-day-life. Furthermore, the lack of nuance in basic economics can be pretty devestating to a person's understanding. For instance, I feel like most lassie-faire libertarians only studied basic economics, and thus their eyes glaze over when you talk about the need for government intervention to protect people from externalities, or that natural monopolies exist, are good, and need to be regulated.

      There are other lassie-faire economists who are quite educated (moreso than me) and have more interesting points. But the average person seems to leave basic economics with 'completely free market == good, anything less == USSR'. With no ability to back it up, that kind of kneejerk reaction is just bad in any field.

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    2. Re:Fine but by Digi-John · · Score: 1

      My mistake, I did mean personal finances. Economics would probably be good too, preferably before anyone is allowed to "discuss" such things as the current sub-prime situation.
      Oh, and it's "laissez-faire"... lassie-faire sounds like a place for extremely devoted fans of a certain television celebrity dog.

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    3. Re:Fine but by cashman73 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How about a course in basic economics for our own President! Forget the students! I just wish Bush knew this shiat,... ;-)

    4. Re:Fine but by joggle · · Score: 1

      I think a course in basic economics would be far more useful to far more people than Internet Safety. True, but that's a tall order considering basic economics is only a stone-throw away from common sense which, I think we can all acknowledge, is not a trivial thing to teach. I'm assuming by 'basic' you mean simple things like making a budget, balancing your checkbook, and understanding the basics about loans and interest payments. While that is easy to teach at an intellectual level, it's difficult to actually change behavior. A kid may know that maxing out a 20% APR credit card is a bad financial move, but simply not care about it. A kid may know how to make a budget and simply chose not to out of laziness. How is any one class going to help with that? I took more advance economics classes in high school (AP macro and micro) but I don't see how that had any effect on me other than I now know how to invest a bit more wisely than I otherwise would.
    5. Re:Fine but by Darundal · · Score: 1

      I would have to disagree there. Not with the basic economics being common sense (it was, and because I stupidly didn't take AP Econ, I spent most of the classes drawing in my notebook or sleeping uninterrupted by the teacher) but with the difficulty in teaching it, as I was the second person in the class to not managed to royally fuck almost every test or assignment, and I do believe the only one to actually not pay attention to her. Interestingly enough, this is also a group that couldn't understand that if the teacher has a packet full of 26 odd something graphs, and is devoting an entire class to making sure that everyone knows what graphs model what situations, and THEN spends the entire half of the class period focusing on drilling one graph into everyone, that there is the slightest of possibilities that is the graph they should know about for the final.

    6. Re:Fine but by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      A little bit of history might be good to throw in. Anybody who studies economic theory should also study history to see just what happens when all of these ideas (none of which are new) are implemented.

    7. Re:Fine but by BenoitRen · · Score: 2

      You mean "laissez-faire".

    8. Re:Fine but by Marcika · · Score: 1
      Your president had the opportunity to attend basic economics courses from the best professors at Yale and Harvard Business School. He ought to know his shit. (Besides, he has plenty of smart advisers if he still doesn't.)

      Therefore, his unsustainable economic policies must be deliberate. This is a case where it is hard to attribute it to incompetence instead of malice.

  4. Do they warn users to avoid Digg? by dmadzak · · Score: 4, Funny

    or maybe it is better to keep all the mommy and daddy basement dwellers in a single location to keep an eye on them.

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    1. Re:Do they warn users to avoid Digg? by eclectro · · Score: 1

      It's not Digg that's the problem. People need to warned on how to not be rickrolled, and more importantly how to avoid goatse.

      BTW, basements are cozy.

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  5. This just in . . . by StefanJ · · Score: 4, Funny

    The lessons will take an "abstinence only" approach, and will feature a videotape titled Internet: A System of Tubes of Terror showing the like-true story of an 18 year old whose accepts an invitation to a slumber party that turns out to take place in the basement bedroom of a 320 lbs., 48 year old furry fan.

    1. Re:This just in . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep my weight issues out of this you insensitive clod!

    2. Re:This just in . . . by sconeu · · Score: 0

      Hey, at least they won't date Lucy Liu-bots!

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    3. Re:This just in . . . by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      "abstinence only" approach

      and if this was florida (...) I'd be guessing that the teens think that drinking a shot of bleach would remove any viruses from their computers...

      (a fark.com ref. if you read fark, you'd get this ref.)

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    4. Re:This just in . . . by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was thinking that the title Semen Flows White on the Information Superhighway had a better ring to it,... ;-)

    5. Re:This just in . . . by Skeetskeetskeet · · Score: 0

      Hey, leave me out of this...er...Hi, I'm Carly! Want to see me cum on cam?

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  6. Careful . . . by StefanJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If teens stop running up huge credit card debt that there parents end up shouldering, the economy could become dangerously understimulated.

    1. Re:Careful . . . by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Funny

      If teens stop running up huge credit card debt that there parents end up shouldering, the economy could become dangerously understimulated. Don't worry.
      I'm sure this Internet Safety Lesson will teach them how to shop safely on the internet.

      With their newfound confidence, they'll be able to spend more than ever!
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  7. Fearmongering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know the kind of "Safety" lesson that will be provided. Sin, Shame, and everybody in the intertubes is a kiddy fiddler. I guess it makes a fine substitute for actually supervising your children when you are a lazy bastard....

  8. A good idea that won't turn out well by jakek812 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm a sophomore in high school in Maryland. My school has had people give speeches on Internet safety multiple times. Typically these lessons serve more to teach inaccuracies about the internet (as the people who teach them tend to know nothing about the internet) and scare people away from the internet based on those falsehoods, then actually teach people how to be safe on the internet. Obviously my experiences are not a guarantee of what will happen in Virginia, but as I said, I have been through these things multiple times and they have never turned out well.

    1. Re:A good idea that won't turn out well by cashman73 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Having done most of my education in Virginia (6th grade through PhD), I think I have some idea how this is going to go. First, the teachers will receive a bare minimum amount of instruction and education into this. There will be some cookie-cutter materials that the department of education will pass out, and they'll make teachers sit through some class. But the bulk of the instruction will consist of the teacher plopping an over-produced, over-dramatic, under-budgeted, cheesy videocassette into an old VCR that the school should have replaced last century with something more modern. The teachers will then do nothing more than to facilitate some type of bogus group discussion on this whole internet thing. And, of course, the students won't take it seriously at all. Because how can some grown up know more about the facebooks and myspaces out there -- "grown ups aren't supposed to use these things." So half the students will end up practically sleeping through it, and the other half will end up cracking wise-ass jokes at the teacher and getting smart. So the overall effectiveness of this will be essentially nil.

      Oh wait, I forgot! The most important benefit of this program is actually for the state legislators who passed this, because it makes them look like they're "thinking of the children" and trying to "protect the precious little snowflakes", so that some numbnut can get re-elected and steal more money from the state's coffers. Yes folks, this is how politics works in Virginia. Surprised? You shouldn't be.

    2. Re:A good idea that won't turn out well by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      What school? Any details?

      If they are looking for tech-savvy volunteers maybe I'll see if I can volunteer.

    3. Re:A good idea that won't turn out well by jakek812 · · Score: 1

      Having done most of my education in Virginia (6th grade through PhD), I think I have some idea how this is going to go. First, the teachers will receive a bare minimum amount of instruction and education into this. There will be some cookie-cutter materials that the department of education will pass out, and they'll make teachers sit through some class. But the bulk of the instruction will consist of the teacher plopping an over-produced, over-dramatic, under-budgeted, cheesy videocassette into an old VCR that the school should have replaced last century with something more modern. The teachers will then do nothing more than to facilitate some type of bogus group discussion on this whole internet thing. And, of course, the students won't take it seriously at all. Because how can some grown up know more about the facebooks and myspaces out there -- "grown ups aren't supposed to use these things." So half the students will end up practically sleeping through it, and the other half will end up cracking wise-ass jokes at the teacher and getting smart. So the overall effectiveness of this will be essentially nil. I only wished that would be the way it happened, because then it would at least make for a funny joke. What really happens is they bring in some guest speaker who gives a speech in front of the whole grade and talks about how pedophiles can see anything you put up on Facebook, completely ignoring privacy settings while people actually pay attention and believe what is being said (though fortunately this is only the stupid people, the smart people know too just ignore that idiot speaker.)
    4. Re:A good idea that won't turn out well by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Obviously my experiences are not a guarantee of what will happen in Virginia, but as I said, I have been through these things multiple times and they have never turned out well.

      Virginia's internet is fed by different tubes than Maryland's, it's totally different.

    5. Re:A good idea that won't turn out well by NeBan · · Score: 1

      While I'm sorry that your schools couldn't implement a good education plan, it doesn't mean that the idea is a bad one. How many times do we have to hear of someone believing the Nigeria scam or some other fraud before we consider this necessary? The point is that not all parents know about these dangers and the kids have to be warned. Yes, it would be better if all parents were keeping up with the world around them, but they aren't. I know it's hard to believe, but some people don't use the internet. Hell, I had to teach my Grandfather how to use a credit card at a gas pump last year. He's been using cash for over 80 years and couldn't buy gas when a station was closed (he needs glasses to read). Just because we know these things doesn't mean that the parents and guardians of children these days do, so it's important to make sure that the younger generation does.

    6. Re:A good idea that won't turn out well by dotancohen · · Score: 1
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    7. Re:A good idea that won't turn out well by PatboyX · · Score: 1

      I have worked in school districts and been present for these talks as well. They are not wholly different from Sex Education or DARE (anti-drug and gang) programs. They mean well but tend to use such extreme examples the kids shut it out almost instantly. Myspace and Facebook are always (perhaps correctly) cited as dangerous non-anonymous places to post profiles. But once the kids hear "Don't post pictures to Myspace" they are disinterested.

    8. Re:A good idea that won't turn out well by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      Having done most of my education in Virginia (6th grade through PhD), I think I have some idea how this is going to go. ... But the bulk of the instruction will consist of the teacher plopping an over-produced, over-dramatic, under-budgeted, cheesy videocassette into an old VCR that the school should have replaced last century with something more modern. Obviously you haven't been to Fairfax County! With their millions of dollars, the teacher will plop an over-produced, over-dramatic, under-budgeted, cheesy Blu-Ray disc into a multi-thousand $ player connected to an 52" OLED TV.

      (My wife taught there, talk about a district that thinks its shit doesn't stink when, in fact....it does!)
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    9. Re:A good idea that won't turn out well by tarp · · Score: 1

      Sadly, but truly, accurate. I went through my entire educational experience in Fairfax County and as students, we were constantly reminded by teachers and administrators of what a great school system we had the good fortune of being educated in. Absolutely an elitist attitude, and one that I am not so sure is accurate. The test scores probably speak more to the education level of the community and the level of parental involvement, rather than the skills of the teachers. I had plenty of abysmal teachers, and was taught many inaccurate and misleading lessons. Unfortunately I never went to school in another district, so I can't easily compare.

  9. Every School Should Have These Lessons... by Sterrance · · Score: 1

    any excuse to get our of working in school is fine by me. I hope this is a mandatory college class I can get credits in.

  10. Sounds good if it's accurate by Wordplay · · Score: 1

    If what's taught is at all reasonable and accurate, this makes sense to me.

    I imagine today's parents are probably young enough to figure it out, but not all of us are necessarily internet-aware in the way the current generation of children is.

    This is a case where centralized teaching really does make more sense than parent-by-parent teaching, due to levels of experience and technological literacy needed. As long as it's just passing information, I'm all for it.

    1. Re:Sounds good if it's accurate by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure about that. I'm 27, I have 2 kids, and I'm pretty knowledgable about the internet. However, I know a lot of people the same age as me, who have no clue about the internet. I know people who don't even know how to bookmark a website. It's probably even worse for the parents of kids who are actually on the internet (mine are both under 2, so no real internet for them). Since most people wait until they are 30 until they have kids now (or so it seems), that means that a 13 year old's parents will be 43. That means the parents were born in 1965, and that they were 24 when the world wide web was invented (1989). Just think about that for a moment. They never even had the internet when they were kids. and probably never went on the internet until after their kids were born. The first web browser didn't even exist until 1993. 2 years before this theoretical 13 year old was born. I really don't think most parents do know about the dangers of the internet. Neither do most politicians. Which is why you see so many "think of the children" type laws trying to protect children from the internet.

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    2. Re:Sounds good if it's accurate by Wordplay · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like you're arguing my point. I'm 35, and extremely net- and tech-aware. However, I've been on BBSes since I was 12 or so, and have worked in the industry for nearly 15 years.

      Most of my peers weren't into the geeky computers back in high school, and are probably fairly novice computer users now. Phish in a barrel, as it were.

      So like I said, this is a case where I don't think parental education is necessarily the best (or at least most consistent) kind. I think comparisons to personal finance, driver's ed, and, arguably, sex ed are good ones. Central education with good information makes sense.

  11. Licenses? by snarfies · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If I pass my internet safety class, do I get an internet license? And must I present proof of license to get internet service?

    I mean, I actually like the idea of some sort of internet safety education (which I hope will also include teaching people how NOT to get their machines pwnt), I just don't see how it'll be enforced.

    1. Re:Licenses? by Jodaxia · · Score: 3, Funny

      No you have to sign an EULA

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    2. Re:Licenses? by icebike · · Score: 1

      > If I pass my internet safety class, do I get an
      > internet license? And must I present proof of
      > license to get internet service?

      Yes, to both.

      See the same vice-Principal that gave you your sex license after you passed Sex-Ed. He will take you to the same back room where he gave you your sex license and final exam, and then you are free to surf the net and his video collection, where you will find your own Sex-Ed final exam published.

      Surf carefully now....

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    3. Re:Licenses? by NotPeteMcCabe · · Score: 1

      If you're under 18, you get a Junior Internet license. You can only surf until 9pm.

  12. No Mandatory Parenting by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, I don't want to see the state require what parents must teach their kids. Basic liberty and even biological diversity depend on parents exercising the maximum freedom possible in teaching their kids.

    There is a good case for holding parents responsible when their kids break laws their parents should be responsible for teaching them not to break.

    But schools should teach kinds the minimum that makes them safe. Kids whose parents already taught them will have it easy, and thereby get a reward, as well has see reinforced the stuff their parents teach them that most kids think is just their own parents' weird hangup, so they're more secure in following it.

    And kids whose parents disagree with what the school teaches them can also teach their kids to ignore what the school teaches them, which is probably the most important lesson.

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    1. Re:No Mandatory Parenting by gnick · · Score: 1

      There is a good case for holding parents responsible when their kids break laws their parents should be responsible for teaching them not to break. That sounds like a great way to mandate parenting - But I fail to understand your post's title...

      No, I don't want to see the state require what parents must teach their kids. Agreed. But that debate gets really complicated when you start discussing how much influence parents have over what the state teaches them. Sure, the state is made up of its constituency. But, if a county votes in teaching Pastfarianism, do the teachers really have to teach it?
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    2. Re:No Mandatory Parenting by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between the government ensuring kids know some things, and specifying that parents teach them those things. We're talking about consequences, which parents should be free to expect and encounter any way they want. If they think it's worth going to jail for their 15 year old mugging someone, because they didn't teach them not to, that's their business. The main benefit would be giving the kid a chance to finally learn the lesson, including seeing their delinquent parent going to jail, even if that lesson is just sticking to your principles (even of delinquency) despite the consequences. The lesson that there aren't free exceptions to consequences when someone is harmed by your actions.

      Schools are going to teach all kinds of BS that parents won't approve, that kids shouldn't bother learning. Everyone agrees with the lines "When I think of all the crap I learned in high school / It's a wonder I than think of all" from Paul Simon's "Kodachrome". As I said, an extremely important lesson is learning how to learn something that you won't use, whether because it's useless, or because it's wrong, or whatever.

      So yes, if a county votes in teaching Pastfarianism, unless it teaches something actually dangerous without any upside, or something clearly manufactured by a determined minority conning the majority of the people in the county that's wrong, then the school should teach it. And parents should exercise their far greater influence over their kids to teach them how to ignore Pastfarianism, or just what the "truth" is about Pastfarianism, even if the parents are wrong. If the kid has learned how to learn, and how to think for themself, they'll benefit from the duality, and pick what's right later.

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    3. Re:No Mandatory Parenting by mpe · · Score: 1

      Schools are going to teach all kinds of BS that parents won't approve, that kids shouldn't bother learning.

      They should probably aim to minimise the BS. There is also plenty of non BS that schools probably could be teaching which parents (and others) might not approve of. If might even be (a vocal minority of) parents who want schools to be teaching, various sorts of, BS, even if they don't actually believe it themselves.

    4. Re:No Mandatory Parenting by Kijori · · Score: 1

      No, I don't want to see the state require what parents must teach their kids. Basic liberty and even biological diversity depend on parents exercising the maximum freedom possible in teaching their kids.

      There is a good case for holding parents responsible when their kids break laws their parents should be responsible for teaching them not to break. How do you reconcile those two views? Surely parents are not free to raise their children how they wish if we punish them for raising them "wrong"?

      I don't see any problem with making sure children are taught basic life skills at school. Maybe for some children those skills are better taught at home, but this neglects those children whose parents are too busy, too tired or simply too uninformed to teach things like internet safety. Public education isn't just about teaching children to read and count, it's about giving every child an equal footing so that success really is built on ability and effort and not on your parents' wealth or intellect. Yes, perfect social mobility and perfect equality are unobtainable, but every time I hear talk of moving teaching from the school to the home the "American dream" rings a little more hollow.
    5. Re:No Mandatory Parenting by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      They should aim to minimize the BS.

      That's what school boards are for. Every town has one, and there are higher level ones for overruling if you're stuck in some crazy backwater.

      But few parents even bother to ever even attend a school board meeting, let alone join one. Most parents never even bother to meet their kids teachers, certainly not more than once on the first day, or when they get hauled in after their kid has stinkbombed the class or something. Instead they prefer to whine.

      In a democracy, the people get the government they deserve. Nowhere is this more true than in public schools.

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    6. Re:No Mandatory Parenting by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      It's easy to reconcile. This is real life, not just a test. Just like students are free to study whatever they want, but then get tested. And like people in general are free to do what we want in life, then get tested. That's why I mentioned biological diversity: education is largely certification that your own personal performance makes it past the selection criteria. And like I said, learning to meet the selection criteria without necessarily really believing it, or even learning how to get around those criteria, is possibly the most valuable lesson in life.

      The selection criteria are necessary for most people who don't learn to survive outside of being officially prepared and approved. But the most successful people learn to live free of them. While the least successful people need to be packaged like that, or they can't survive.

      So it's a dynamic process, not just a timeless program setting children's values and moving on to the next one. That's how the two views, that schools test children and offer training to pass the test, while parents are free to teach their kids whatever they want, are reconciled. Because the school's test is not the absolute controller of the consequences of learning or not learning how to pass its test. For the most part it is, for most people, but there's a lot of freedom. Including the freedom to fail. Which can mean failing the test, but not failing in life what the test was claimed to test for. Life is the real test. Likewise, passing the test can leave you to fail in life (if all you learned was the test, and it was bad - especially "if" life changes, but the test was before the change).

      So in fact taking life that way means both freedom and preparation. FWIW, it also means learning what most people will be like and expect, all there explicitly in the test they all must try to pass, which also helps people get along with mutual expectations (and helps some people get over on people by not being limited to the test's performance, though they can use it as a target of how other people will perform).

      Education gives people opportunities to meet basic standards. And to exceed them, and even to fail to meet them if that's how they're raised, and even to ignore them if they can pull it off.

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    7. Re:No Mandatory Parenting by CSMatt · · Score: 1

      If a 15-year-old mugged me, I'd expect the SOB to rot in jail, not his parents. What possible lesson could the kid see if his parents are put in jail? That he can get away with anything and it won't be his fault?

    8. Re:No Mandatory Parenting by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Kids can learn to change. If you put them in jail to rot, all you'll do is create a rotten adult. If you hold their parents responsible, for one the parents will be more likely to teach the kids not to do stuff like that. For another, the kid will learn that their parents were responsible for raising them wrong. I didn't say a kid committing a crime shouldn't also be punished or corrected in some way, just not jail. Just that jailing them like an adult is only going to turn them into a bad adult, and leave their parents learning that they can get away with bad parenting that causes serious damage and it isn't their fault.

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  13. Relevant education by HalAtWork · · Score: 3, Informative

    I wish schools would teach people about things they need to do in life such as how to get a house and all the necessary utilities, how to rent an apartment, how to open a bank account and what you might want to do to prepare your finances for the future, how to look for a job, etc.

    1. Re:Relevant education by Miseph · · Score: 1

      But if our schools teach basic fiscal responsibility and planning, the entire economy will collapse!

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    2. Re:Relevant education by the+brown+guy · · Score: 1

      Here in Vancouver, BC (Canada) we were forced to take a course called personal planning in grade 10. This happened 3 years ago, and as it was the first year, there were some serious issues with the program. Teachers had no clue what the fuck was going on, so we mostly watched movies (goldfinger to teach us about the federal reserve or some shit?) Because the teachers were not sure of the requirements, most people were given A's (I missed half the semester and got 95%). After wasting 1/8 of my teenage years they cancelled it, after all that suffering, pointless filler assignments and unrelated movies. Then again, it was easy to get baked before class and the teacher wouldn't notice, she assumed that we were all retarded (I live in a poor area....i mean socio-economically disadvantaged district....i think.)

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    3. Re:Relevant education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap, well it doesn't surprise me that people don't know what they're doing, and that's all the more reason why we need this class.

    4. Re:Relevant education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish schools would teach people about things they need to do in life such as how to get a house and all the necessary utilities, how to rent an apartment, how to open a bank account and what you might want to do to prepare your finances for the future, how to look for a job, etc.

      Aren't these all things that parents should be teaching their children?

  14. And remember kids by Daimanta · · Score: 1

    Don't forget to wear a condom when you are surfing on the interwebs!

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    1. Re:And remember kids by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to wear a condom when you are surfing on the interwebs!

      Since the only thing I can read this post is drawing a parallel to the (poster thinks is negative) "don't forget to wear a condom when you have sex", I'm going to disagree and state that I favor teaching safe-sex practices.

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  15. Upon further inspection.. by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

    It was found that the convicted sex offender was, in fact, a 15 year old girl.

  16. Abdication of responsibility by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Some time ago school was a place you went to to learn reading, writing and arithmetic. Slowly schools are getting more loaded with stuff that should be taught by parents/community: sex ed, health studies, morals and ethics and now safe browsing.

    Soon schools will also have to teach kids to dress: "Now remember class, you can't wear a striped shirt with plaid pants".

    It does seem that school is getting to be less about education and more about daycare (so that parents can go and have careers instead of raising kids).

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    1. Re:Abdication of responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      When was this mystical "some time ago" you speak so lovingly of? When I was in the 7th grade we had a mandatory health education class followed in the 8th grade by a mandatory sex education class. These were in 1954 and 1955, respectively. The class on how to dress for success would have been appreciated.

    2. Re:Abdication of responsibility by cain · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There was no magical time in the past when things were morally fine and upstanding. Let that idea go - it's a bad one.

    3. Re:Abdication of responsibility by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

      I've never heard of a morals and ethics course at high schools, but I think that the sex ed. you mentioned actually serves a legitimate purpose in high schools.

      Sex ed. used to be something of an anatomy/biology lesson. Explaining exactly how the entire reproductive system worked, which isn't something the average person would know without being taught. Without any education on the subject, the most I'd expect someone to know is "The penis goes in the vagina and 9 months later a baby comes out".

      However, sex. ed. has become something worthless consisting of "Don't have sex until you're married or you will die from having a million STDs". Lo and behold, the most any high schooler knows about the subject is "The penis goes in the vagina and 9 months later a baby comes out".

      This lesson on "Internet safety" sounds like a load of shit now, but I think it's similar to the sex ed. situation. It serves a useful purpose, should be part of the existing "health" class, but needs to be made better. Once improved, it could help a lot of people.

      Of course, the problem with both of these is that because they've devolved into this shit, it's unlikely they'll change back until the problem gets so bad that we literally have a national health crisis. Only then will someone in the government manage to pull their head out of their ass and figure out that we need to keep the "morals" (read "Christian ideals") out of schools and actually teach facts.

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    4. Re:Abdication of responsibility by ubernostrum · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Some time ago school was a place you went to to learn reading, writing and arithmetic. Slowly schools are getting more loaded with stuff that should be taught by parents/community: sex ed, health studies, morals and ethics and now safe browsing.

      You mean that it's not like the golden days of the 1950s when the precious little snowflakes were taught how to cook meals for themselves and balance their checkbooks in their home economics classes?

    5. Re:Abdication of responsibility by mpe · · Score: 1

      Sex ed. used to be something of an anatomy/biology lesson. Explaining exactly how the entire reproductive system worked, which isn't something the average person would know without being taught.

      Which is actually fairly limited, given that humans frequently have sex without any intention of reproducing. Though a really comprehensive sex education would offend a lot of people (including parents) by mentioning lots of things plenty of people do which are social taboos. Including that exclusive heterosexuality is not for everyone, nor is monogamy.

      However, sex. ed. has become something worthless consisting of "Don't have sex until you're married or you will die from having a million STDs".

      Which is actually propaganda rather than education. Since it is likely to lead to people to behave in ways against their nature it can easily be socially harmful propaganda.

      This lesson on "Internet safety" sounds like a load of shit now,

      Probably because it looks to be starting from a point not unlike propaganda.

      but I think it's similar to the sex ed. situation. It serves a useful purpose, should be part of the existing "health" class, but needs to be made better.

      How is it "health?" Remember that one thing the average politican does not want people educated in is "how to spot a lier and conman". Because they might then have to find a real job :)

    6. Re:Abdication of responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some time ago school was a place you went to to learn reading, writing and arithmetic.

      You mean "Readin', 'ritin' and 'rithmatic", don't you? That's the three 'Rs' moron. If you're going to use an outmoded bit or rhetorical nonsense it wow us all on how bad the schools are, at least get it RIGHT. Otherwise you sound like a fool.

      And, just for your information, schools have ALWAYS been about babysitting.

    7. Re:Abdication of responsibility by CSMatt · · Score: 1

      I believe the real problem with sex education today is that neither the biological approach nor the safety approach actually fits the definition of being educated about sex. Sex isn't something you just know how to do by instinct (aside from the conservative "insert penis into vagina" definition - but if that were truly the definition of sex it would be incredibly boring). It has to be taught. So, naturally, the kids need to learn it from somewhere else.

      Where else? I'll give you a hint: it sure as hell isn't from the parents.

    8. Re:Abdication of responsibility by CSMatt · · Score: 1

      Soon schools will also have to teach kids to dress: "Now remember class, you can't wear a striped shirt with plaid pants". They already do. It's called a dress code.

      Some private schools go even further and require uniforms.
  17. Great Idea by kris.montpetit · · Score: 1

    But can we also make illiterate adults show up for them? Maybe stick it in as a requirement to take college courses or renew your insurance? So long as its not sponsored by certain major software companies or evangelists.

  18. Abstinence only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the number of scams done via porn, that might actually work in this instance, assuming they would actually follow it.

    Then again, don't pay for porn and don't install programs they claim you need to view porn are much more practical.

    Not being greedy helps you avoid scams, too, for that matter.

  19. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Internet illiterate?

    Pray tell, what does the Internet have to do with this:

    "Hey kids! Don't go meet anyone you haven't met before and haven't spoken to on the phone, alone, in a non-public setting, without telling anyone where you're going."

    This has nothing to do with the Internet, sorry. If they had mandated 'Internet safety', they'd be teaching kids not to browse porn sites with Internet Explorer and then do their online banking. And not to install WICKED COOL SCREENSAVER.EXE, despite how cool it sounds. And to mouse over links in their e-mail, and not to click on them if they show a strange mix of four distinct numbers instead of an actual domain name.

    Internet safety my arse. Marcus Aurelius had a dream that was Internet safety, Proxmio, and this is not it. This is not it. What this is, is doing the jobs of dumbass trailer trash who squirted out brats after a night of drunken lust in the parking lot of a Taco Bell. Not that I'm against it - someone has to fight against the level of stupid that's infecting our society, but call it what it is.

    1. Re:What? by Plutonite · · Score: 1

      You're right. You cannot fight stupidity while keeping on corporate America's side of the fence. But as silly as it may sound, they are actually doing something necessary by offering this. People ARE stupid. They sometimes NEED to be told not to do certain things "on the internet" because their understanding of the internet is that it's some different mysterious place. One would think that they'd be more prudent (xenophobic) online, but kids don't think that way. Sitting at home gives them feelings of safety..etc.

      My objection is that this is mandatory. I am in VA right now, and I would rather see this widely advertised but OPTIONAL. If you can't educate your kids, send them to us for a short seminar. Hopefully by the time my age group (20's) reaches the teenage children-raising age, we will be an entirely different demographic of parents, and this will be laughable. There are already parents joining social networking sites. This thing will be scrapped in 10-15 years time.

  20. wrong topic by globaljustin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Teaching kids about the internet is a great idea. Unfortunately, being aware of adults seeking to trick them into sexual situations is NOT an internet issue, it is a social issue that has basic rules that should apply to all types of communication and interaction, no matter what the channel or method of communication might be (if you don't know what the basic rules are that I speak of, then you are probably a child molester). Health class is the area to address issues of adult/child abuse.

    The real issues that teens and pre-teens need to be taught about in regards to the internet are:

    1. If you post text, a picture, or video on the internet it will be there indefinitely, and everyone will potentially have access to it. This works for pics of all types, from sexually inappropriate things to pics from a party where people are drinking to social networking 'interests' lists. We've all heard stories of people getting turned down from a job b/c of a facebook profile. Young people need to know about this early.

    2. Cyber bullying. For crying out loud, this is huge, and young people are the most vulnerable. Kids need to know that what gets put online has real consequences, and conversely, to not take rumors or gossip posted online seriously. We've all seen the story about the girl who killed herself b/c a neighbor (parent posing as a teen!) was saying hateful things about her.

    3. What the internet is...a computer network. No more, no less. It's a powerful communications tool, just like a car is a powerful transportation tool. If you don't understand and respect what it can do, you or someone else will pay for it.

    I know I kinda sound lame and schoolmarm-ish on that last one, but it's true...damn I'm getting old.

    The Virginia school classes are nothing more than ignorant reactionary bs meant to calm the irrational fears of soccer moms who watch too much Dateline.

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    Thank you Dave Raggett
    1. Re:wrong topic by Belial6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Unfortunately, being aware of adults seeking to trick them into sexual situations is NOT an internet issue, it is a social issue"

      This is absolutely correct. Not only that, it is WAY better to have your kid learn the basic rules of safety when there is a thousand miles of wire between them and the person that is trying to take advantage of them. (sexually or not) The idea that kids should learn how to deal with these people in face to face situations FIRST is just not logical.

      I agree with #1 and #2, but 'Cyber Bullying' is exactly the same situation as sexual predators. Bullying is not a different situation because it is on a computer. Schools want to pretend like it is because it allows them to extend their authority and thus power outside of the schools. In a hundred years, schools have not addressed real life bullying that includes the same things that happens online as well as physical assaults. Your example of the girl who killed herself, helps make this clear. The girl never did know that the person who first pretended to like her, and then said very mean things was an adult. The fact that it WAS an adult is totally irrelevant. The fact is that boys have pretended to like girls, only to spurn them later has been happening for as long as we have recorded history of male female interactions. It is safe to assume that it was going on well before we started recording history. The same can be said of girls pretending to like boys and then spurning them, as well as adults to adults. The girl killed herself because she was infatuated and got dumped. No one would have blamed the telephone for this if it happened over the phone, or the school if a boy had done this to her there.

      I would want to see the schools dealing with real live bullying before they start even considering dipping their greedy hands into my home. Heck

    2. Re:wrong topic by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, chances are that if a kid is going to have to deal with some sort of sexual abuse it will be a relative, in their home, likely starting before they ever get into school. The stranger on the street scenario is almost ridiculously unlikely.

      But the Internet has this wonderful power to bring us all together, so the stranger on the Internet scenario isn't quite as ridiculously unlikely.

    3. Re:wrong topic by Jardine · · Score: 2, Funny

      In a hundred years, schools have not addressed real life bullying that includes the same things that happens online as well as physical assaults.

      Sure they have. They introduced Zero Tolerance policies so that when a kid who is being bullied defends himself from the bully, they both get suspended.

    4. Re:wrong topic by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 1

      "(if you don't know what the basic rules are that I speak of, then you are probably a child molester)"

      Way to go witchhunter!

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    5. Re:wrong topic by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Correction: they introduced Zero Tolerance policies so that a kid who is being bullied gets suspended along with the bully whether he defends himself or not.

    6. Re:wrong topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, being aware of adults seeking to trick them into sexual situations is NOT an internet issue, it is a social issue that has basic rules that should apply to all types of communication and interaction, no matter what the channel or method of communication might be (if you don't know what the basic rules are that I speak of, then you are probably a child molester).
      OK, so tell me how a 40 year old homo-pedo man can pose as a hot 15 year old girl to lure some young boy to have sex with him in real life?

      Agreed that problems with sexual predators isn't exclusively limited to the Internet, but you're pushing it too far when you claim that an interaction on the Internet is somehow no different than an interaction anywhere else. One of the lessons that this program should push, if it's not just a smokescreen, is that the Internet provides a lot fewer cues than a face-to-face meeting would, and you should be appropriately wary.

      If a child has to rely on being able to judge someone's intentions when he or she has already gone to an agreed place to go meet them, then it's kinda too late. And let's face it, the Internet has made sexual predation a lot easier. It makes meeting strangers for all purposes easier, whether you're getting rid of a couch on Craigslist or arranging an illicit encounter on IRC. You can't take the good of that equation without the bad.
  21. I'll support this if... by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 2, Funny

    They require internet safety belts, internet air bags, and internet car seats!

  22. US to be first to educate youth against crusader.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    corepirate nazi execrable costs outweigh benefits
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    by ourselves on everyday 24/7

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  23. A form of a test for this course? by theyip1218 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps giving them multiple websites (real or not) with which they are trying to acheive the same goal: buy something, or maybe make a social networking profile. There would be bad websites, trying to steal your identity and whatnot, and good websites, which would be the goal to use.

  24. So... by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 0

    the presenter showed a social-networking profile of a convicted sex offender posing as a 15 year-old girl.
    So, the FBI is now hiring convicted sex offenders?
  25. The only kind of internet safety lesson needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kids, this is Goatse. Avoid Goatse at all costs. Oh... wait...

    1. Re:The only kind of internet safety lesson needed by Jehosephat2k · · Score: 1

      And tubgirl. Tubgirl is baadf00d.

  26. Good Idea, Won't Work by Kuciwalker · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I don't think they're going to be able to get people who actually understand the risks of the Internet to teach these classes. They'll probably take the PE teachers or something, send the teachers to a workshop for a few hours or days to learn the curriculum, and the teachers will end up teaching straight from a workbook written by some bureaucrat. Still, it's a good idea in the abstract, and maybe they'll surprise us.

    What would be really useful is a required course in basic computer security (e.g. always enable file extensions, don't run arbitrary programs that arrive in your email inbox, don't trust the website that says "download this for free smilies in AIM!").

  27. What kind of predator? by Ender_Wiggin · · Score: 1

    What kind of predator would pretend being a 15-year-old girl? One trying to trap a straight guy?

    It sounds like a Craigslist posting.

    1. Re:What kind of predator? by Shados · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A) One trying to befriend another 15 yo girl.

      B) A sexual predator with a sexual predator fetish.

    2. Re:What kind of predator? by Ender_Wiggin · · Score: 1
      From the article:

      a 15-year-old who says she enjoys being around boys and wants to meet new people. The real profile user turned out to be a 31-year-old man convicted of sexually abusing 11 children he met online and sentenced to a 45-year prison term.


      Confusing, right?
  28. Good idea! by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Let's start by mandating them for adults, too!

    Seriously, if you have more than, say, five toolbars in your browser, I will not help you with anything other than a full format and reinstall. Learn to not download spyware.

    Also, spam obviously works, or there wouldn't (still!) be so much of it. Stop paying these fuckers!

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    Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
    1. Re:Good idea! by robo_mojo · · Score: 1

      For the most part, it is the spammers paying the spammers. Almost all of the spam I notice is for selling advertisement services. You know, the kind of thing that spammers use.

  29. I'll pay for these classes... by shyberfoptik · · Score: 1

    ...if in exchange we quit passing laws intended to save children from the internet.

  30. Yay... by Symbha · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now they can start teaching kids how to pass the No Child Left Online test...

  31. Argh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At first I thought, "Great! Kids should be taught how not to get caught by phishing, how to be safe about viruses and spyware, and how not to spread their own (and my) email addresses to spammers. If everyone got on the same page with privacy and security, the overall problem would be greatly diminished."

    Then I kept reading and groaned. I suspect kids (and everyone else) are far more likely to be threatened by the above than to ever even chat with a sex predator. Huzzah for fear mongering!

  32. What about television safety classes? by VampireByte · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Television is far more damaging to youngsters. But of course, the industry and advertisers would never allow television safety classes since they want kids watching destructive content and buying junk food, becoming perfect little consuming sheep.

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  33. Will this compare to current US Sex Ed.? by krovisser · · Score: 1

    Is this going another failure like our stupid abstinence program?

    I remember the sex ed. teacher saying: "These condom things, they just don't work. They break all the time. You'll get sick. And die. Just don't have sex at all."

    Newsflash: 1/4 US teens has an STD...

    I can see it now: "This internet thing, it just is so dangerous. There's all kinds of nude pictures, controversial information and videos, none of which you hormonal, impulsive teenagers would ever be interested in. You'll get sick. And die. Just don't use the internet at all."

    I'm guessing it will be taught by completely inept teachers who have no clue, just like the rest of those non-core classes in HS

  34. Probably going to be "Duck and Cover"... by mikelieman · · Score: 1

    It's probably going to be the equivalent of "Duck and Cover", rather than "Stop, Drop and Roll"...

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  35. Online class? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you think they are going to make this an online course?

  36. Bah... by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1, Insightful

    By the same principle, you're going to excuse "non automobile savvy parents" from being the failures they are because they were too incredibly stupid to teach their kids "don't hitch rides with strangers" (unless of course the kid aces the local IDPA pistol course and packs everywhere she goes, but that's impossible in modern countries, since only free men and women have access to any means of self defense at all. Modern countries discourage non institutionalized methods of self defense, and their denizens obey these discouragements.)

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    " What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler
  37. More info by esocid · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the VA Department Of Education. They even have some nifty power points. /grumble

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  38. I really like this by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

    I mean, it could be done so badly, like abstinence-only sex education. But, IMHO, this kind of thing could be handled well and be extremely useful.

    Censoring things is the option most people seem to have chosen, and that's a horrible, horrible choice.

  39. Why not cover all the bases? by Dachannien · · Score: 1

    Certainly, this is just another "think of the children" program, intended to scare kids shitless with the idea that everyone in the world is on a mission to touch their naughty bits. But why not also teach them about some more useful bits of Internet safety, like techniques for avoiding malware, phishing, and other scams? Such a lesson will serve these kids for the rest of their lives.

  40. So flip it around by smittyoneeach · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have a class where the kids all get fake identities, and try to get on the network and steal the fakes from each other.
    Give the kids a lesson about phish, you bore them for a day. Teach the kids to phish, and you could educate them for a lifetime.

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    Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    1. Re:So flip it around by CheeseTroll · · Score: 1

      Teach the kids to phish, and you could educate them for a lifetime.
      Hmmm, sounds like a great way to pay for college!
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      A post a day keeps productivity at bay.
    2. Re:So flip it around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      The story is scant on details about the lessons, but describes one recently at a high school where the presenter showed a social-networking profile of a convicted sex offender posing as a 15 year-old girl.

      Any chance it was one of the teachers?

    3. Re:So flip it around by Myrcutio · · Score: 1

      thats actually a great idea! maybe give em extra credit if they can sneak a script into the teachers gradebook.

  41. Ugh at TFA, but.... by spacefiddle · · Score: 1

    If the "lessons" are as well thought-out and written as TFA, then yeah, as most people suspect, we have Another Empty Gesture To Feel Morally Sup- Uh I Mean Save The Children (and TFA shoulda used the Preview button... sheesh :P ).

    On the other hand... i teach at a tech school... and you gotta remember that all the info we steep ourselves in daily and take for granted is not sought out by most people. Its existence, i would even assert, is not really even GUESSED at by most people - judging by the reactions of students when i go into Spam, Malware, identity theft, internet scams, botnets... most people have NO idea about 99% of the stuff we just assume is part of reality.

    I'm serious, and i was midly surprised at first - Students range from late teens to un- or underemployed adults seeking retraining - but it turns out, reading tech websites isn't a popular pastime with urban teens and young adults.

    Amazingly, also, even though most teens to 20somethings are well known for believing themselves indestructible and invincible, they don't stop and pause in the face of sobering anecdotes about how Bad Things Happen To (other) People, even when it happens on the internet.

    Bottom line: we keep whining about the "ignorant users." Okay. We hate when they make stupid choices. All right. We roll our eyes when they display their ineptitude. Fair enough.

    Hmm, maybe they should... take a class or something?

    Gotta start somewhere. And if this program manages to pound through the collective skulls of just a FEW of these kids that they need to be as careful on the internet as they should be anywhere else, i'll call it a GOOD start.

  42. Hey! Shit... by morari · · Score: 1

    That's my profile they talk about in the article! :\

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  43. Legislating common sense? by NemoinSpace · · Score: 1

    I can't bear to imagine what bureaucratic monster this will become in 5 years. Or did some union just find a way to add .2 teachers to every school in the state? Get off my lawn!

  44. Actually this could be fun by LM741N · · Score: 3, Funny

    Have some teenage girl, maybe 14 or 15 start up an online relationship in this class with a supposed cute boy. Then later on towards the end of the Internet education session, the "cute boy" is brought in and he kind of looks like Meatloaf.

    1. Re:Actually this could be fun by Viceroy+Potatohead · · Score: 1

      Her response: "I would do anything for love.....but I won't do that!"

    2. Re:Actually this could be fun by Pazy · · Score: 1

      I know a lot of girls my age (18) who actually think meatloaf from his main days was quite hot. Might backfire if they do that, they think even if they arent a cute boy there a rich singer.

  45. To catch a predator... by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

    The story is scant on details about the lessons, but describes one recently at a high school where the presenter showed a social-networking profile of a convicted sex offender posing as a 15 year-old girl. "


    Which is ok to do, if you work for Chris Hansen...
  46. Good idea IF it's done right by Trerro · · Score: 1

    People who run into trouble with people they meet online generally do so because they're stupid about it. They don't tell their friends about the meeting in advance, they don't first meet in a public area to make sure that 16 year old girl isn't actually a 60 year old guy, etc. No matter how much you try, there's always going to be some people that ignore common sense and do it anyway, but an education program can definitely lower the rates of this stuff happening, and that's a good thing.

    As for system security, that's another skill that really should be a standard lesson in a technological society. There's WAY too many spyware programs, virii, botnet zombies, etc, and learning to keep yourself mostly invulnerable really isn't all that difficult. Get a firewall (ideally on a router, but at least a software one if not), have an AV program, keep your OS patched, be wary of suspicious downloads... all of this is common sense to any experienced computer user, but it DOES need to be taught by some means, and you can't assume everyone will take the time to learn it on their own. Again, schools can definitely step in here.

    Identity theft is the other big one, and this too is something that could be drastically reduced with simple education - make sure the URL says what you think it does, be wary if you save passwords in your browser and the site you opened isn't automatically finding your password, etc. Again, the warning sites are (if you're looking) usually quite obvious, but a lot of people simply don't think to look, or make mistakes like not realizing how ridiculously easy it is to spoof email so the address line says their bank sent it. Again, simply education can fix this problem.

    It's safe to assume that computer use is pretty much a mandatory skill in modern society, and much like with any other skill, training generally does - and should - include safety. In that regard, Virginia mandating a computer program that includes safety isn't just a good idea - it's common sense.

    That being said, there's a LOT than can be done horribly wrong with such a program, so it's important that some standards are followed - and indeed mandated by law:

    1. Make sure your advice is age-appropriate. If you tell a high schooler he should never meet an online friend by any means, you can pretty safely assume your advice will be flat-out ignored, and for good reason. There's no reason someone at that age can't meet someone they met online, so long as they're not stupid about it - initially meet in a large public place, make sure others know what you're doing in case you're not back on time, etc.

    2. Make sure the advice is actually sound. Recommending a software firewall for instance, is good practice for people not already sitting behind a firewalled router... but it's pretty silly for those that are.

    2. Make sure the program promotes safety, common sense, and awareness, not fear, paranoia, and stunted growth. If it sounds like it was written by DHS, it needs to go in the trash. It's usually quite clear what crosses the line and what doesn't, but there needs to be a review board where people can examine the curriculum and get stuff removed that does cross it.

    3. Make sure the program is reviewed by security professionals, so anything on a list of options actually works. There's a lot of fake security software that does precisely the opposite of securing your system, and it would truly suck to see a licensed program telling people to download it. Likewise, some software is just plain worthless, and recommending it would just give a false sense of security.

    3. Make sure it's independently reviewed and approved, to make sure no corporation gets to manipulate the system - the MPAA/RIAA/BSA/MAFIAA obviously comes to mind here, but so does more regular corporate greed - I could easily see Norton trying to push their bloated, overpriced security products for instance, and they'd be quite happy to help fund a school program in exchange for that free endorsement... that needs to be preven

  47. Think of the adults by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

    This is a fine idea - The internet is a treacherous place for children.

    Actually given the number of adults that don't understand what they are doing and getting themselves caught it cons, I think general education would be better. Maybe someone can prepare a one page guide on internet safety. Any longer than that and it won't be read.

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    1. Re:Think of the adults by gnick · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe someone can prepare a one page guide on internet safety. I'd like to buy that page! Please send 1 copy to:
      gnick Pudentame
      13666 Mockingbrid Lane
      Springfield, IL

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      Thanks!
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  48. Overkill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is one more class that can't be jammed into an already overly-mandate curriculum. The schools are required to "teach the SOLs" and this takes up all available time. They'd reach a much wider demographic if they'd tape fliers to the cans from the soda machine in the lounge.

  49. Licensing and insurance would work better by starfishsystems · · Score: 1
    I don't think they're going to be able to get people who actually understand the risks of the Internet to teach these classes.

    You're probably right, but it's a significant event just the same. It's the first step in treating the public interest.

    For the past ten years I've been only-half-jokingly advocating for an Internet usage license. Substantially, this would be a way to educate about security. It would be nice if it also makes people less vulnerable themselves when they go on the net, though I wouldn't presume to impose my idea of their safety on them. I think that's the weakness you've pointed out in the approach of teaching people how to protect themselves. It will be like Guidance class in high school. I don't know about you, but it took me a lot of recreational drugs to get through the tedium of those classes.

    But licensing, on the other hand, I think is a proper starting point to assure that other users of the net, and the network infrastructure itself, are protected. It's a way of reducing risk to others. What does a driver's license do? It unfortunately doesn't guarantee that all drivers on the road are courteous and competent, though it raises the baseline. However, it does allow us to presume that drivers are responsible for a certain body of knowledge. That premise in turn allows us to create a legal framework for identifying drivers, ticketing offenses, assigning liability, transferring vehicle ownership, and entering into insurance agreements. You don't tie up the courts with arguments that split hairs about what you knew and didn't know. Your license stands as proof that you do know, from having passed both a written exam and a road test.

    As Bruce Schneier points out, it's the insurance industry in particular which will raise the profile of information security and drive improvements to both software and user behavior. You'll notice that it's not possible to insure a vehicle for use on public roads by an unlicensed driver. I expect that the equivalent, eventually, will be true on the net. It's too high a risk. Nobody wants to insure it. But once network users are licensed and can be presumed to know what they're doing, those become managed risks, and insurers will compete for your business.

    On the other main risk front, do you want to use an operating system that's prone to viruses? Sure, we've got a policy which covers specified perils. It would be cheaper to use a more secure system, but we'll cover a higher risk for a higher fee. That gives vendors a strong incentive to be concerned about security. If a system cannot be operated securely at the level of skill established for a licensed user, the vendor takes the heat.

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    1. Re:Licensing and insurance would work better by CSMatt · · Score: 1

      I don't think this is a good idea. I've always seen the need for drivers' licenses as a way to protect everyone who is not the driver. The Internet, on the other hand, usually doesn't require protection by the state because it isn't as difficult to secure your PC from viruses as it is to secure your house from car attacks. Any malicious activity is already illegal, and it isn't that difficult for the FBI to trace malware back to the source.

      Now, if you're talking about some kind of optional certification that lists you as a safe Internet user, then I suppose I could see some merit in that idea. But by no means should it be done by the state or any government entity.

      An "Internet license" would have to involve either mandatory cooperation with all of the countries that are online or a regulation body would need to hand them out. You would also say goodbye to Internet handles. Just like every car has to be registered with the DMV and every insurance company tags a driver to a car, every website might have to require the license ID of its users and report them to the website's insurance agency. Just like many states make car insurance mandatory, so too could the government/license authority. This would effectively let people trace the communication of all licensed users, not to mention P2P and other connections not based on a client/server architecture could not be licensed and would thus be outlawed. I don't know about you, but I'd rather risk accidentally getting a virus than live in that world.

  50. straw man by globaljustin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The idea that kids should learn how to deal with these people in face to face situations FIRST is just not logical.

    I never said that, or made any statements that insinuate it either. Your logical fallacy is called the straw man.

    You construct a widely exaggerated statement (kids should learn how to deal with inappropriate adults face to face first vs. over the net), then attribute it to me, then unleash an argument against it that sounds good but is actually completely meaningless, b/c I never said anything like that.

    I said:

    Health class is the area to address issues of adult/child abuse.

    And that's exactly why your argument is a straw man. My point was that ALL age-inappropriate issues are essentially the same, the difference is the method of communication, therefore, internet issues should be addressed in the same arena as other issues: health class. I'm actually advocating the opposite of what you falsely attribute me of advocating.

    I know we're not supposed to feed the trolls, but it feels good to just let loose with a torrent of simple, provable logic every now and again.

    as to your point about cyber bullying...

    Bullying is not a different situation because it is on a computer.

    that holds a little more water, but I still think it's different. Adult/child sexual abuse is different than bullying b/c bullying is done between peers (by definition, if it was not between peers, then it would just be assault or abuse). It might be good to include a lesson on bullying in health class that covers the topic as you suggest, incorporating all forms of bullying. I'd buy that idea.

    thanks for your comment
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    1. Re:straw man by Belial6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The idea that kids should learn how to deal with these people in face to face situations FIRST is just not logical. I never said that, or made any statements that insinuate it either. Your logical fallacy is called the straw man. I was not attributing that to you. I'm sorry if it sounded that way. You are correct that if I had attributed it to you, it would have been a strawman argument. The statement was concerning people who think that the internet is somehow more dangerous than real life.

      As for the bullying... The schools clearly have no interest in stopping bullying. It would be great if they did, but a hundred years of inaction shows that they don't. So, you have to ask why they want to do something about 'cyber' bullying when they have done nothing about assaults and abuse physically in front of them. The answer is clear. They want to take over being in charge of your kids when they are at home also. Assault and battery between peers does not make it something other than assault and battery. You and I are presumably peers, but if you punch me in the face, it is still assault and battery.

      The problem with having a health class that covers assaults is that the people committing them know full well what they are doing. No one is confused about it. They also know full well that the school doesn't give a crap if they do it as long as the teachers and administration don't have to deal with it. On the bullying, I think we may just have to only half agree.
  51. Internet abstinence by Davemania · · Score: 4, Funny

    Surely internet abstinence should be taught.

  52. Playing Parent by BountyX · · Score: 1

    Our government is playing parent again...watch out nanny net is coming!

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  53. Does this include faculty? by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

    Don't forget, kids aren't the only people to get involved in as victims of identity theft and other various dangers from the interent.

    If they're having the kids go to these lessons, I certainly hope that they force all of the faculty to similar lessons before having the kids go to the lessons.

  54. Agreed. But are we blaming the right people? by mckinnsb · · Score: 1

    I agree that parents should have more time to spend with their children for many reasons, possibly the least of which is that they can forewarn them about future calamities, including predators.

    But honestly, is it really fair to blame parents directly when the jobs or careers they have involve them working overtime with no extra pay, sometimes 10 to 12 hours a day? Lets also consider the fact that having a family without a twin income is probably going to be next to impossible in the near future.

    I'm not going to rush and blame corporate society either, but if we all worked say, 7 hours a day (like they do in some companies in Germany), then wouldn't we all have a little more time to spend with our children? Last I checked, Germany is kicking our (the US's) ass in right now. So more hours does not equal more productivity. Furthermore, if the corporate climate can't facilitate the needs of parents, then I believe one of two things must happen: 1) the government must intervene to change this climate for the benefit of the children and the parents, or 2) the government must meet this need for the parents through one of its preexisting institutions.

    I love the idea of mandatory parenting, but I'm not going to get into the potentially sexist implications of voiding a career for one partner in a marriage for the sake of the children, especially when it may become economically intractable for the majority of the populace. In the future, you will see more and more working couples, and fewer and fewer "house wives" or "house husbands".

    1. Re:Agreed. But are we blaming the right people? by DKlineburg · · Score: 1

      Yes. The parents should have been smart enough NOT to have kids if they can't afford them, and / or be there for them. Blameing sociaty for your stupid mistake has gotten us were we are.

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  55. Thank God by Pazy · · Score: 1

    All I can say is thank god. If the parents wont do it someone has to. While there at it make get some education for the parents as well, if parents knew what was happening children would be a lot safer and so would there bank details etc. Education is paramount, teach them about the world we live in.

  56. So what? I pose as a 500 year old Italian model by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    So what? I pose as a 500 year old Italian model. I'm on the internet and I pose as the first Italian supermodel. So shoot me. I needed an Internet avatar pen-name and was researching the life of Simonetta Vespucci at the time. You've seen her; she's the near-naked girl on the half-shell in Botticelli's Birth of Venus painting done in 1484. She was a real person and one of the most beautiful women in history. All the painters at the time (1470-1500) and place (Florence and Tuscany) were totally blown away by her elegance and style. She set the beauty standard until Raphael and Leonardo da Vinci started painting near-photographic images of a more down-to-earth form of beauty for women.

        And what's all this about sex offenders? Hold on, I'm not defending the freaks and perverts here. But, ( and we're talking a big Spinal-Tap-sized -but- here) any schmuck who gets caught urinating outside a bar at 3am or caught swimming naked in a mountain lake by the Park Rangers gets classified as a 'sex offender'. If it's below the belt and above the knees and the police see it for any reason, then the poor guy is a 'sex offender' forever. Same for an 18-year-old guy caught kissing a 17-year-old girl (in many places). Or an 11 year old boy who puts his arms around a 10 year old girl and squeezes her while making 'kissy' noises. We had a case just like this in Oregon recently. It took a lot of public indignation to get the mad-dog district attorney to back off and be reasonable.

        So yeah, teach your kids that anyone can pose as anyone on the social web sites. Then teach them about the Turing test - How can you tell if other party is what they claim to be? Teach your kids logic, reason, doubt, and due-process.

        That would be really threatening to the public school administrators!

  57. Oh Dear God..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    The United States is becoming more and more a Nanny State.

    What's next? Lessons on:

    Not talking with your mouth full?
    Not running with sharp objects?
    Not teasing animals?
    Eating all of your vegetables?
    Not farting in elevators?
    How to blame other people for your own stupid actions?

    I know this sounds harsh, but protecting people from themselves is like 'Reverse Evolution'. If they are too stupid to make the right choice, which is unbelievably SIMPLE, then why the hell should they contaminate the gene pool? I mean, why should I have to put up with the knee-jerk and bleeding-heat 'think of the children' laws whenever somebody makes a bad choice?

    It's kinda like that retard in Chico, CA. Matthew Carrington wanted to get into a fraternity, so he chugged gallons of water because he answered trivia questions in a VOLUNTARY hazing ritual wrong, while doing calisthenics. Of course, when he inevitably died as the result of his own actions, his mother, who couldn't accept the fact that her "intelligent" son died wholly as the result of his own stupid choices, blamed everybody else for his death. He had every chance to say 'NO', but was to dumb (yet he got into Chico State) to figure it out. His fault entirely.

    Here is a law idea: PROTECT US FROM KNEE-JERK LEGISLATORS, AND MAKE STUPID PEOPLE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR ACTIONS, AND NOT EVERYBODY ELSE!

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  58. How is this supposed to work? by ecavalli · · Score: 1

    How do you teach safety lessons -- or even design a curriculum -- on a product that is, by its very nature, constantly changing?

    Even if they create lessons in the most broad strokes imaginable, the entire thing will be outdated in 5 years at the most.

    Can anyone please explain how this plan is supposed to work?

  59. Will it cover the real dangers? by Jurily · · Score: 1

    You know, how not to fall for spam (last I heard they were making huge profits), how to check if it's really your bank's website before you enter your password, how not to get infected with enough malware to make a grown tech cry, stuff like that...

    Or does that not qualify as 'internet safety'?

  60. Bush also would benefit from an Internet class by witherstaff · · Score: 1

    "It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet." --George W Bush, Arlington Heights, Ill ,Oct. 24, 2000

  61. You're all so smart by oyenstikker · · Score: 1

    Having read dozens of comments, it seems that you guys all have great ideas about what should and should not be part of such a curriculum. And we're all pretty sure that most teachers haven't the foggiest clue. So why you don't you approach your local school board and offer to give a presentation on the subject either to educate the teachers or to the students directly? You'll probably get further if you approach them as a representative of some group (e.g. your local LUG or your company) so they don't think you're a psyhco trying to get access to children.

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  62. oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To the mandatorium!

  63. S.O.O.C.S by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there was ever a time for a SuddenOutbreakOfCommonSense tag this would be it.

  64. Virginia Resident by thed00d · · Score: 1

    Well, this clinches it for me. As a Virginia resident with a child about to enter grade school, my only option now is private school. I'm tired of public education in this state, and in this country as a whole.

    This has nothing to do with the teachers, who do a wonderful job with what they're given, but the way they're forced to teach. Which is to say the government won't let our teachers teach in public schools. Gone are the days where children were allowed to explore a topic that interested them, now they need to stay on-track to regiments of "The Standards of Learning". And honestly, when you think about it, all that the "No child left behind act" has done for us is forced schools to teach to the lowest common denominator.

    Anyway, this is just another case of politicians with too much time and not enough understanding. Get the politics out of our schools, get the government out of our schools, and let the teachers teach. Until then, private education is our only hope (until the government fucks that up too).

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    1. Re:Virginia Resident by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

      wow! offtopic much?

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  65. Follow the green cross code by AC-x · · Score: 1

    Internet safety lessons to me are akin to road safety lessons, would you argue against them too?

    At any rate this should hopefully be good thing, I just hope they teach actual useful skills such as avoiding viruses rather then just the usual scaremongering about online paedophiles.

  66. How about that whole "cyberbullying" movement? by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or do people here in the states lack spines nowadays? People have been calling each other foul names and playing crude pranks on each other for literally centuries, yet only now it's being considered a "major" problem. Did the entire internet suddenly become populated with emo-kids just waiting to go columbine on the world?

    Next thing you know, they'll be telling us that cyberbullying causes terrorism. (Which might be true now, only because we're all clinically "depressed" according to the pharmaceutical companies...)

    Perhaps if stores stopped selling solid black clothing and cosmetics, perhaps cyberbullying wouldn't be such a concern for these uppity, think-of-the-children bleeding hearts out there.

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  67. Heinlein by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    I have a lot of respect for Heinlein. I think that his listing is a bit off for 'modern' society, but does have a core truth. For example, I won't include the butchering & building design, or pitching manure. Programming a computer in his list would translate to 'operate a computer' today.

    Oh, and it made me think of another couple courses for the class - first aid & disaster preparness, survival.

    Hmm...

    Change a diaper/feed a baby, drive a car&at least one other vehicle type, survive a disaster without aid for at least 3 days, balance accounts, build a wall/shelter, perform first aid&CPR, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, operate a computer, read, cook a tasty meal, clean laundry, shoot a gun accurately/fight efficiently, die gallantly.

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    1. Re:Heinlein by operagost · · Score: 1

      survive a disaster without aid for at least 3 days
      This is where the butchering might come in.
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  68. Just a thought.... by ztcamper · · Score: 1

    How about making computer literacy mandatory. It should solve a lot of problems.

    1. Re:Just a thought.... by treeves · · Score: 1

      Making ordinary literacy mandatory could solve some problems, too. But making something mandatory and making it happen are two different things.

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  69. THIS COULD WORK IF DONE PROPERLY by cyberguy2008 · · Score: 1

    Although VA's ideas for implementation may have some fundamental flaws, it could work if done properly. How about if we have college/university grad students (as part of their graduate work for CompSci or CompSec) provide the training to the local schools. This way, the curriculum would be as up-to-date as the coursework that the grad student is studying and hopefully better than what a teacher attending some training course would be able to teach. The internet is a great resource/tool, but can also be a dangerous place with many mal-intentioned folks waiting to harm, scam, disrupt, or otherwise negatively affect the majority of users. While I do believe that education (be it practical real-world or academic in nature) should be something both in the classroom and out, most parents are ill equipped to cover a broad range of topics in this area. As a side note, but somewhat in the same context, these kids should also be taught about what is and isn't legal on the internet. As a senior network security engineer, I have seen interns that had exceptional technical skills that I couldn't use because they had been involved with questionable activities (IE: hacking/phishing/illegal file sharing/etc.) and they couldn't get a clearance. There is a market for those skills, but some of these kids will never get to use them because they went about it in the wrong way. In summary, there are dangers out there and we should find any and all ways of articulating this information to our kids (as well as adults), but responsible use should be in there as well.

  70. As Opposed To... by bratwiz · · Score: 1

    "but describes one recently at a high school where the presenter showed a social-networking profile of a convicted sex offender posing as a 15 year-old girl. "

    As opposed to the undercover police officer doing the same thing... ?