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  1. Nerd v2.0 on To Curb Truancy, Dallas Tries Electronic Monitoring · · Score: 2, Funny

    How long will it be before that poor little bastard who always used to get stuffed into his own locker will be sitting in class with nine or ten of these things strapped from his ankles to his knees, and the threat of severe bodily harm hanging over his head if he complains.

  2. Microsoft is never going to be on-side on Microsoft 'Shared Source' Attempts to Hijack FOSS · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Microsoft and Open Source are antithetical. Nobody with an ounce of common sense can have anything to do with them and not understand that there are going to be strings attached.

    Tune out what they say. Focus on what they are and what they do. Structure your involvement with them accordingly. End of story.

  3. Re:Bad Publicity? Ya THink? on Gmail As Open-Relay Spam Server · · Score: 1

    No, we checked all the obvious stuff. And her company isn't one of those that tries to stop employees from receiving personal e-mail, either.

  4. Bad Publicity? Ya THink? on Gmail As Open-Relay Spam Server · · Score: 1

    Goddamned bastards have everything I send to my girlfriend from Google labeled as spam. The IT guy at her firm is a douche bag, but in this case it looks like he might be right.

    Google needs to clean up its act.

  5. Since You Insist, I'll Stop Beating My Wife on EA Loosens Spore, Mass Effect DRM · · Score: 1

    The fact that because of outside pressure EA has changed their mind about constantly invading users' computers means nothing. You can count on a company that has this mindset to do whatever it thinks it can get away with to maximize its profits. Considerations like common decency or respect for the customer just aren't part of its world view.

    I'm not advocating a boycott or anything, but I would strongly suggest that a common sense approach to any dealings you have with EA is to treat them as you would a poisonous insect: flashy and attractive, but if you're going to play with it, keep a good grip on the tweezers.

  6. Re:Urk on Windows XP SP3 Creating Havoc · · Score: 1

    It's the first Service Pack since Vista was released, isn't it?

  7. Who needs perfection? on Have You Changed Your Opinion On eBook Readers? · · Score: 1

    I've got more than 20 novels and a ton of "must-read" science and current affairs articles on my Palm Tungsten E2. Although it's far from an ideal reading experience, it fits in a shirt pocket and it's always with me. This allows me to fit reading into my train/subway commute, those inevitable "lost minutes" that add up so fast (line-ups, late appointments, etc.) and more.

    I've adjusted to the limited number of words per screen and need to "turn the page" frequently. The convenience more than makes up for having to lug books and reports everywhere I go, and I can even use a freeware program to generate the occasional audio story.

    I was always one of those people who never went anywhere without a book, even when it meant I had to carry a jacket or bag or briefcase to hold it. Those days are gone. As I said, the E2 isn't perfect. But I would never again want to be without it as an alternative to the more usual reading method.

  8. Re:I don't want to brag, but... on NASA Builds a Cheap Standardized Space Probe · · Score: 1

    Thanks for my morning laugh. Started the day off just right.

  9. I don't want to brag, but... on NASA Builds a Cheap Standardized Space Probe · · Score: 1

    "The Modular Common Spacecraft Bus is designed to accept payloads of up to 50kg.

    I've taken dumps bigger than that.

  10. Asstronomically Speaking on Earth May Once Have Had Multiple Moons · · Score: 4, Funny

    This "many moons" phenomenon was occasionally seen at my university quite some time in the past. The moons appeared as pale, bifurcated disks in the darkness around the president's residence, often after the end of final exams.

  11. I know it won't happen... on Florida Judge Smacks Down RIAA · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but if there's a supreme being out there somewhere, I'll agree to start praying to it or sacrificing cans of tuna on its altar or whatever the hell it wants (within reason, of course) if only, please, please, please, there's jail sentences for the bastards at the end of this affair.

  12. I'd have thought it was obvious on Cell Phones, Missing Persons, and Privacy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sign a place on your cell contract that either permits or denies permission to use your records in the event you go missing. Seems easy enough.

  13. Obligatory on Gaze Gaming Tech Promises Faster Eye-Controlled Interaction · · Score: 1, Redundant

    In Soviet Russia, TV watches you!

  14. Re:jack thompson's mother? on Jack Thompson's Letter To Take-Two Exec's Mother · · Score: 1

    No doubt she disowned the humorless fucker years ago.

  15. Clicky little metal bugs... on Electronic Warfare Insects Coming Soon · · Score: 1

    The gigantic garden spider that lives under my deck would be SO pissed off at these things.

  16. My Options Are Disappearing on Making Free Phone Calls With Google's GrandCentral · · Score: 1

    It's getting more and more difficult to be "out of touch", and I'm pretty sure I don't like it. Once upon a time, you could avoid somebody for a while without being flat-out rude to them.

    Now we can't even use expense as a reason not to be at everybody's beck and call. I guess I'll just have to amend my message to say something like, "Dave only collects voice mail once a day, and it looks like you already missed today's check-in. Sorry."

    More to my taste would be something like, "Fuck off, I'm busy", but for some reason it's frowned upon in a business environment.

  17. I Respectfully Disagree on Microsoft Withdraws Yahoo Takeover Offer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yahoo has places to go and ways to grow. They might tank, but that depends on how smart they are.

    Microsoft, on the other hand, has Vista hanging around its neck like the proverbial albatross, and Windows 7 is looking a lot like some glorified version of shareware that I'm going to start calling "Rentware" whenever anybody asks me to describe it.

    Yes, Microsoft owns the world right now. But they've pissed a lot more people off world-wide than Yahoo has with its "Send A Dissident To Camp" policy (ratting out Chinese patriots to the corrupt pack of mass murderers currently infesting Beijing). And don't forget Microsoft has kissed its share of fascist ass, too.

    Yahoo was right to tell Microsoft to put serious coin on the table or fold.

  18. A Better Solution on Virginia Top Court to Re-Hear Spammer's Conviction · · Score: 2, Funny

    Never mind courts and jail and all that crap. Can't we just beat the son-of-a-bitch to death with our G1ANT PEEN1SES?

  19. Re:The Free Ride is coming to an End on Amazon Fights Back Against NY Online Sales Tax · · Score: 1

    Wow! You're so right, and so completely ethical! How can I help but be inspired by your rectitude? Lucky for us that huge corporations don't pull that kind of shit, or we'd be losing BILLIONS of dollars, not just a million or two here and there.

    Oh, wait...

  20. Hmmm on Self-Healing Robots of Doom From UPenn · · Score: 1

    Kind of reminds me of the way my personality slowly integrates itself into some kind of recognizable shape after one of those Friday nights. Specifically, one where the poker game's just breaking up and some ass says, "Hang on a minute...I've got two cases of beer in my trunk we haven't even touched!"

  21. Some skills are portable on Is Help Desk a Launchpad or a Dead End? · · Score: 1

    Some of the skills learned at an IT help desk are extremely worthwhile, and very portable. For example, the ability to speak in an accent so incomprehensible that after only a minute or two, the person at the other end will utter a soundless cry of inchoate fury and slam down the phone. This invaluable skill can get a telemarketer off the line when even an air horn fails.

    If your training includes that particular accent so thick that even a fellow East Asian shakes his head and says, "Huh?", you can pretty much write your own ticket. At the very least, you are virtually guaranteed of a very well-paid position taking calls for the IRS.

  22. Re:what bad English on Arizona Judge Shoots Down RIAA Theories · · Score: 2, Informative

    commentator /kmntetr/ [kom-uhn-tey-ter]

    -noun

    1.a person who discusses news, sports events, weather, or the like, as on television or radio.

    2. a person who makes commentaries.

    [Origin: 1350-1400 Middle English. interpreter, equiv. to comment to interpret (Latin: to think about, prepare, discuss, write, perh. freq. of commin; to devise; see comment) + L -tor -tor]

    --Related forms

    commentatorial [kuh-men-tuh-tawr-ee-uhl, -tohr-], adjective

    commentatorially, adverb

    Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.

  23. Re:Of course they thought about it. Not good enoug on Lawyers Would Rather Fly Than Download PGP · · Score: 1

    Very nicely put. I find it touching how much faith computer-oriented people tend to have in their machines and software. The plain fact of the matter is that most security breaches and failures of confidentiality occur as the result of good, old-fashioned sneakiness and duplicity, coupled with misplaced trust and human error.

  24. Re:Dont assume conspiracy on Copyright Expert Uninvited From Canada Policy Forum · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And thus you fall into the trap of assuming that because a noted expert's objective and factually defensible opinion favours one side of an issue, he must therefore have a "side" and be excluded in the interest of "balance". It is precisely this kind of muddled and uncritical thought that leads to gross errors in law and policy.

    Should child molesters be given a place in the debate about whether more stringent laws against kiddie porn are a good idea? How far should we go in a specious attempt to defend the indefensible?

  25. Re:Ethanol fuel = more CORN! on Consumer Ethanol Appliance Promised By Year's End · · Score: 1

    There's only one fuel for producing ethanol that simply doesn't make sense and probably won't make sense for decades to come: corn. So what does the US choose as its main ethanol source? Yeah, you guessed it.