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Florida Judge Smacks Down RIAA

NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "The RIAA is going to have to face the music in Tampa, Florida, and answer the charges of extortion, trespass, conspiracy, unlicensed investigation, and computer fraud and abuse that have been leveled against them there. And the judge delivered his ruling against them in in pretty unceremonious fashion — receiving their dismissal motion last night, and denying the motion this morning. The RIAA's unvarying M.O., when hit with counterclaims, is to make a motion to dismiss them. It did just that in one Tampa case, UMG v. Del Cid, but the judge upheld 5 of the 6 counterclaims. The RIAA quickly settled that one. When a new case came up in the same Tampa courthouse before the very same judge, and the same 5 counterclaims were leveled against the record companies, I opined that 'it is highly unlikely that the RIAA will make a motion to dismiss counterclaims,' since I knew they'd be risking sanctions if they did. Well I guess I underestimated the chutzpah — or the propensity for frivolous motion practice — of the RIAA lawyers, as they in essence thumbed their nose at the judge, making the dismissal motion anyway, telling District Judge Richard A. Lazzara that his earlier decision had been wrong. The judge wasted no time telling the record companies that he did not agree (PDF)."

301 comments

  1. Pfft... by geminidomino · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Call me when Boyer refuses to settle and we finally get a decision on this.

    Until then, BFD.

    1. Re:Pfft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I particularly liked the IP address listed. Maybe it was incomplete to "protect" her online identity. ...

      Plaintiffsâ(TM) agent, MediaSentry, Inc., determined that the individual used Internet Protocol (âoeIPâ) address 131.247.210 to connect to the Internet.

    2. Re:Pfft... by Nullav · · Score: 4, Funny

      131.247.210.* - Guilty by association!

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    3. Re:Pfft... by infonography · · Score: 1

      No silly, thats just another 253 more defendants.

      More if they could cite the gateway and broadcast. (hmmm Broadcast OMG!!!!)

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    4. Re:Pfft... by packeteer · · Score: 0

      That's a class B IP range which i believe would make about 65,000 more possible defendants.

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    5. Re:Pfft... by Hyppy · · Score: 3, Informative

      24 significant bits does not a class B make

    6. Re:Pfft... by phpmysqldev · · Score: 1

      the RIAA's attorneys could almost be charged with misconduct under the 'mockery of justice' rule. they knew the motion would be denied, they basically tried to undermine the will and purpose of the court.

      They basically said, 'we know what the result of this will be, we know that we will lose this motion, we know it costs taxpayer's money to rule on this, we know the judge's opinion and that he won't like this...but we're gonna do it anyway... F U justice system.'

      Not the approach I would take to win my case, but hey to each their own.

  2. Opps by Ceiynt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hi. I'm the judge in this courtroom. I told your ass to get out of here once. you didn't listen. You came back with the same complaint. Guess what happens. I deny any and all settlement offers you offer to the counter-claimer. I will make it pretty damn clear this time your crap will not be welcome in this courtroom again. Prepare for contempt processes. Oh ya, I'm gonna make sure they put you in the same cell as a guy who likes to steal car steroes.

    1. Re:Opps by infonography · · Score: 2, Funny

      "...a guy who likes to steal car stereos?"

      This is the RIAA, they will have much to talk about. Maybe they will;

      a. Offer him a job.

      b. Sue him for music related violations (stereo = music = more then one user = ???? = lawsuit)

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    2. Re:Opps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or

      c. Get him to give evidence against the owner of the stolen stereo to the effect that he saw some unauthorized mix tapes/cds in the vehicle.

  3. I'm curious by Tanman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd like to see a statement by the judge or other qualified individuals detailing why they didn't get sanctioned for this (mostly for curiosity -- the legal process is obtuse and interesting). It seems like the RIAA lawyers took a big risk in submitting the same info to the same court.

    1. Re:I'm curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RIAA lawyers didn't get sanctioned for the same reason that sharks don't bite lawyers -- professional courtesy. You have to be a lawyer before you can be a judge!

    2. Re:I'm curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've known some lawyers who talked about the degree of animosity that exists between lawyers and judges.

      A lawyer spends several decades suffering various forms of abuse and condescension at the hands of the judges he/she faces with every case ... then by the time their turn comes to sit on the bench, they are so thoroughly bitter and full of spite they simply can't wait to unload gallons of the same kind of poison on the next batch of lawyers who come in front of them.

    3. Re:I'm curious by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Interesting

      IANAL but I'll take a guess.

      The two items - ruling on the motion and imposing sanctions - though fallout from the same act by the plaintiff lawyers, are separate. I'd bet the judge issued the ruling quickly in the interest of justice, to spare the defendant additional delays and lawyer costs. Rule 11 sanctions, if the distinguished jurist decides to impose them, may be along later.

      Given that there was a change in one of the counterclaims and an extra pleading by the RIAA, perhaps the judge doesn't think the motion was TOTALLY out-of-line. Or perhaps, now that he's given them some more rope, he's sitting back quietly while the RIAA's lawyers continue to demonstrate a pattern of abuse of process, in case they come up with some clearer examples. Since that's one of the counterclaims, perhaps the judge thinks a better sanction than spanking them early with Rule 11 (and perhaps deter their activities in THIS trial) is to add this (and any future frivolity) to the list of misdeeds when considering the amount to award on that claim.

      Wouldn't justice be better served if they have to pay the price of their bullying to the defendant? B-)

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    4. Re:I'm curious by KutuluWare · · Score: 4, Interesting

      NYCL's optimism not withstanding, lawyers getting sanctioned for misbehavior isn't nearly as commonplace as you would hope, or as the summary would suggest. It takes a lot for a judge to decide that a lawyer's behavior was so blatently illegal that they need to be sanctioned. Overall, I think that's a good thing, otherwise lawyers may be too concerned about sanctions and potentially ignore possible legal avenues that may benefit their client. In this case, the RIAA's lawyer's supporting memorandum is pretty ballsy to flat out tell the judge he was wrong, but lawyers do that kind of thing all the time. For example, that's basically the definition of an appeal -- "Judge, you screwed up, let me show you how with sufficient evidence to change your mind." If the law firm really did, in what passes for "good faith" in civil law, believe that the judge's prior ruling was flawed, they had every right to submit a motion saying so, with evidence, which they did.

      I mean, look for much crap the SCO legal team has gotten away with without so much as a slap on the wrist (yet). And look how long it took Jack Thompson to get sanctioned for acting like a blatant lunatic.

      --K

    5. Re:I'm curious by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Informative

      lawyers do that kind of thing all the time I disagree. Lawyers will occasionally, and very rarely, delicately 'respectfully take exception' to a ruling or respectfully call to the judge's attention something they feel he or she might have 'overlooked', but I have never seen a brief which simply tells a judge that the decision -- which he himself decided -- was "wrongly decided". Take a look at pages 28-30 of the brief, where they tell Judge Lazzara, that his prior decision was "wrongly decided", and tell me if you've ever seen anything so insulting to a judge.
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    6. Re:I'm curious by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And it was crazy to waste the judge's time with 28 pages of repetition from the prior motion papers. If they wanted to preserve their arguments legally, they should have put in 1 sentence 'incorporating by reference' the arguments which they'd made, and which the judge had rejected, in the earlier case. What they did here was flagrantly incompetent.

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    7. Re:I'm curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...acting like a blatant lunatic I don't think he was "acting"... crazy-ass shit permeates straight down to the bone in that guy!

      -AC
    8. Re:I'm curious by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I think the RIAA is too used to getting their way. Else, I doubt they'd have the cheek to simply say the equivalent of "how DARE you disagree with us?" to a judge.

      What they need to learn is that the judge, not the accuser, speaks the verdict. But I somehow hope they won't wisen up. It could lead to a few sane rulings.

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    9. Re:I'm curious by evanbd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wouldn't justice be better served if they have to pay the price of their bullying to the defendant? B-)

      No. Pleasant as it might be to watch the RIAA get smacked down harder, justice is always best served by putting a stop to injustice at the first possible opportunity.

    10. Re:I'm curious by lord+sibn · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, but they are lawyers. By definition, they not only deserve it, they have *earned* it. ;)

    11. Re:I'm curious by BoChen456 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've known some lawyers who talked about the degree of animosity that exists between lawyers and judges. A lawyer spends several decades suffering various forms of abuse and condescension at the hands of the judges he/she faces with every case ... then by the time their turn comes to sit on the bench, they are so thoroughly bitter and full of spite they simply can't wait to unload gallons of the same kind of poison on the next batch of lawyers who come in front of them. You know, this is just like the all-male high school I went to. The older kids would intimidate, harass and be generally cruel to the younger kids, and eventually those younger would become the older kids and get their turn to do the same thing.
    12. Re:I'm curious by houstonbofh · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or perhaps, now that he's given them some more rope, he's sitting back quietly while the RIAA's lawyers continue to demonstrate a pattern of abuse of process, in case they come up with some clearer examples.

      I would kiss a goat, full on the lips, just to watch the RIAA be found to be a vexatious litigant! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vexatious_litigation or just google it.

    13. Re:I'm curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What they need to learn is that the judge, not the accuser, speaks the verdict

      Yes, but their interpretation of that statement is what's getting them in trouble. The judge, in their view, is the lowest-level employee of the legal system, which they have spent good money on to ensure that it acts in their best interests. They're trying to treat the judge as one of their employees ... one who clearly hasn't gotten the memo that explains that any claims they make are by definition correct. They feel ripped off ... all that good lobbyist money, and they get treated like this ? ... I mean, I wouldn't tolerate that kind of behavior from any other type of 'service' employee. So they're being patient, repeating the truth over and over, until it finally sinks in ...

    14. Re:I'm curious by Tolkien · · Score: 1

      What they did here was flagrantly incompetent.
      This surprises you? ;)
    15. Re:I'm curious by nomadic · · Score: 1
      I disagree. Lawyers will occasionally, and very rarely, delicately 'respectfully take exception' to a ruling or respectfully call to the judge's attention something they feel he or she might have 'overlooked', but I have never seen a brief which simply tells a judge that the decision -- which he himself decided -- was "wrongly decided". Take a look at pages 28-30 of the brief, where they tell Judge Lazzara, that his prior decision was "wrongly decided", and tell me if you've ever seen anything so insulting to a judge.

      What, this?:

      Plaintiffs respectfully submit that the Court in Del Cid overlooked the recent standard for motions to dismiss set forth by the Supreme Court in Twombly, 127 S. Ct. at 1965 (see also Section I, supra). In Twombly, the Supreme Court found that a party's grounds for his or her entitlement to relief "requires more than labels and conclusions, and a formulaic recitation of the elements of a cause of action will not do." Twombly, 127 S. Ct. at 1964-65. In Del Cid, however, the defendant asserted nothing more than legal conclusions without alleging any underlying facts. This is also true of the Del Cid defendant's allegations of "sham litigation," which the Del Cid Court found were sufficient to defeat Plaintiffs' arguments that Defendant's Counterclaims were barred by both the Noerr-Pennington doctrine and the Florida litigation privilege Contrary to the Court's holding, while the Del Cid defendant repeatedly referred to the conduct of the plaintiffs as "sham litigation," the defendant failed to allege any facts establishing that the plaintiffs' conduct was (1) objectively baseless; or (2) an attempt to interfere with the business of a competitor. See supra, Section I(B).


      I've seen that kind of writing in briefs. Actually, I think I've used similar phrasing in a motion for reconsideration myself (and honestly, just about every motion for reconsideration or rehearing is going to say "you're wrong") I don't think it's that insulting at all, and most judges I've dealt with tend to be thick-skinned about those sorts of things.
    16. Re:I'm curious by miskate · · Score: 1

      Without knowing anything about how the lists are managed in US courts...

      Where I am you often don't know which judge you're getting until a day or two before the trial starts. Sometimes it can change at the last minute. So no, it is not flagrantly incompetent to include all that stuff when the judge has read it before.

      And are you actually suggesting that lawyers basically tell the judge to go look up the pleadings in a completely separate case? Seriously?

      Judges are busy people. If you want them to read something, then it's your job to put it in front of them. The only part of an old case that a lawyer should be quoting is the judgment - and the lawyer should be actually reading/typing out the quote and should have a photocopy of the full judgment with them in court to hand up if necessary. Even if it's one of the classic cases that everyone has memorised.

    17. Re:I'm curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear the sound of a pre-law professor's waaaahmbulance.

    18. Re:I'm curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that they can get away with using the same hackneyed harassment every time without risk of punishment (other than the secret ire of the judge that they keep call a liar) until the ultimate court (either Florida Supreme Court or, if Fed Constitunal question, the US Supreme Court) makes a specific ruling about each point.

      Note that the high courts can deny hearing a case without comment to actually invite more info about the uncommented item(s), in this case: the five dismissal requests, and the reasons they gave both times

      but it hasn't gotten that high yet,

      to comply with "new info" rule I believe they can continue to claim that they think that that judge is wrong by changing the number of times they think he was wrong (next time, by claimming he was wrong twice before instead of the once before that they claimed this time) and it will continue to be new information until a higher court confirms or denies

      and a higher court wants to have a difference of opinion in lower courts to see how uninterested parties think on the subject....

      so with some summary dismissals and some outright denials, these questions are prime for an appeal to the high courts

      and
      THAT'S WHEN THIS BATTLE WILL GET INTERESTING!

    19. Re:I'm curious by JosKarith · · Score: 3, Funny

      "What they did here was flagrantly incompetent. This surprises you? ;)" Yeah - I expected them to be fragrantly incontinent. Talk about taking the pi55...

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    20. Re:I'm curious by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      Yeah but in this case the KNEW they had the same judge (who had already rejected their appeal). To repeat the exact same stuff you've already told the man is to insult him.

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    21. Re:I'm curious by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Lawyers will occasionally, and very rarely, delicately 'respectfully take exception' to a ruling or respectfully call to the judge's attention something they feel he or she might have 'overlooked', but I have never seen a brief which simply tells a judge that the decision -- which he himself decided -- was "wrongly decided". Take a look at pages 28-30 of the brief, where they tell Judge Lazzara, that his prior decision was "wrongly decided", and tell me if you've ever seen anything so insulting to a judge.

      Seems to me that I remember seeing something like this in SCO vs. IBM. When the Magistrate Judge ruled against SCO at one point, SCO filed something to the effect that she was wrong to rule against them, and she should reverse herself.

      Didn't work, so they appealed to Kimball on the same grounds - he told them to pound sand and stop bothering him (not in so many words, of course).

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    22. Re:I'm curious by autophile · · Score: 1

      You know, this is just like the all-male high school I went to. The older kids would intimidate, harass and be generally cruel to the younger kids, and eventually those younger would become the older kids and get their turn to do the same thing.

      The sad truth is that adulthood is just childhood with bigger people.

      --Rob

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    23. Re:I'm curious by misterjava66 · · Score: 1

      I'm not a lawyer but:

      Its my understanding that Rule 11 Sanctions are not punitive, but just componsation for costs incurred on the other side.
      Since the judge has already ruled, and stated 'no need for a response from...' I would say the other side has incurred almost no costs and is eligible for almost no seeking of sanction.

      AFAIK :-)

    24. Re:I'm curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When they finally are (someday) found to be a vexatious litigant, please post a link to the youtube goat kissing video.

    25. Re:I'm curious by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      (IANAL) While I think you correct in most of your summation of this situation, I think this opens up far better, far reaching implications. If the defendant wins their counterclaims, it amounts to finding the RIAA lawyers, "investigators", et al, guilty of numerous wrongdoings. This I think will be far more helpful to others in a similar situation, as well as still earn the RIAA (and gang) penalties. After all, instead of a sanction (or sanctions) we will (hopefully) have a court that finds the RIAA guilty - and then fined (etc) for their actions, leaving a precedent and (hopefully) well thought out decision by the judge as to why (based off the current status of things - as well as whatever new nonsense the RIAA comes up with in their defense). Inotherwords, keep handing the RIAA more rope... if handed enough, it will continue to make their stance even less tenable, and make this case even more important to others in a similar situation.

      The end result (to the RIAA) will be the same... but the end result for others the RIAA tries to extort will be potentially immensely better; precedents and all, RIAA/MediaSentry found guilty (in standard court proceedings) of various criminal acts, etc...

      If the RIAA/MediaSentry lose, then every similar attempt (at least in Florida - as well as in other states with similar investigatory oversight and laws) will constitute a second violation as well as potentially thumbing their noses at the judiciary (in regards to any rulings made "telling" them they cannot act in such fashion).

      Just my understanding, with limited knowledge (ie: gleaned from /.) and no experience in the matter... though of course, even if my understanding is correct, that doesnt mean that all of the courts (or even this one) will ultimately uphold what is correct/legal, or the RIAA wont find a loophole or buy a law that protects them.

      So, I'm happy with the way this is going (assuming the RIAA loses against the counterclaims) as I am sure the RIAA will continue to legally misstep and dig themselves into an even deeper hole that no judge or legal team will be able to dig them out of... more shovels anyone?

    26. Re:I'm curious by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      I'm happy with the way this is going Me too.

      Does that make us guilty of schadenfreude?
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    27. Re:I'm curious by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      I'm happy with the way this is going

      Me too.

      Does that make us guilty of schadenfreude?

      LoL! combined with a dose of common sense and an expectation of fair outcome of these trials...

      ok... YES! I enjoy this! (who in their right mind wouldn't?) Every slap in the RIAA's face makes me smile!!!

      Now I just await the (figurative) kick in their teeth... :-)

      Thanks for keeping me smiling!!!

    28. Re:I'm curious by KutuluWare · · Score: 1

      Well, first of all, please realize that my original post was not making any comment one way or the other on the merits of the counterclaims or the judge's ruling. At the time I had only read parts of the motion to dismiss, and was simply replying to the question of why the judge didn't decide to sanction the RIAA's lawyers. My point was that the level of misbehavior needed for actual sanctions against a practicing lawyer is significantly higher than just "submitting stupid briefs". Sanctioning lawyers for submitting properly filed, properly plead motions at an appropriate time is a really bad practice to get in to.

      Having actually read their motion for dismiss, and the judge's order denying the motion, I don't even see a hint of anyone actually involved in the case behaving in a sanction-worthy manner. The motion to dismiss raised what appeared to be a legitimate complaint about the judge's ruling in a prior case, citing a recent Supreme Court decision that the RIAA's lawyer believed changed the situation. The judge, by his own words, reviewed that decision and decided that it didn't apply. That means the judge himself felt the motion was at least legitimate enough to consider their argument -- he just didn't waste any time deciding their argument was wrong. The tone of his order was not one of "You idiots, I told you once this crap didn't fly, why did you try again?". It was "Your argument as to why my previous decision should be changed does not seem to apply, so my previous decision stands, so I'm making the same decision now."

      If you want to talk about the likelihood of the counterclaims being adjudicated and the RIAA being found guilty -- I'd put the odds right around zilch. They settled once before, probably as much to save the money it would cost to try the claims, and make the bad publicity go away, as for any belief that they'd lose. Which means that no matter how much or how little they think they are likely to succeed in their defense, they'll probably just pay this defendant to go away.

      Honestly, the claims the defendant is making look a bit thin to me. Anti-trust law is not something I'm intimately familiar with, but this "Noerr-Pennington doctrine" that the RIAA's lawyer kept referring to appears to have exactly the effect that the claim it does -- it grants blanket protection against exactly the charges being levied at the RIAA for doing exactly what the RIAA is doing. If they were to go to trial, I'm not terribly confident they'd be found guilty of abuse of process, unfair trade practices, etc. just for filing lawsuits to protect their copyrights. It all hinges on if the suits they are filing can be classified as "sham" law suits. I really have no idea if they could or couldn't, or even if this Noerr-Pennington thing really applies, but even though the RIAA's arguments didn't meet the required standard for a motion to dismiss, they seemed solid enough to stand up during an actual trial.

      Also, let me be clear, that I'm certainly not saying the RIAA isn't right in the way they're behaving. I'm also not arguing that they couldn't be fined or sanctioned or otherwise punished under some other statue or rule. I just think anti-trust-style charges are going to be tough to prove.

  4. In the End, It Doesn't Matter by CWRUisTakingMyMoney · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem is, the RIAA can get sued and convicted into oblivion, but all the RIAA is is a shell corp for the big record companies. The record companies themselves won't have to answer for this, and if RIAA is legally forced under, the record companies will just make another shell corp to cover their asses. This will only truly matter when someone sues the record companies themselves.

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    1. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by Orange+Crush · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The plantiffs in this case are "Alantic Recording Group, etc. et al" so it looks like the actual RIAA member company/companies are on the hook for this.

    2. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by Skye16 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Very much so wrong. Look at who brought the suit the first time: UMG.

      The individual record companies have to sue; the RIAA just does the legwork for "finding" who "made files available" and hands it off.

    3. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      The record companies themselves won't have to answer for this

      Actually, they will. It isn't "RIAA vs Del Cid" it's "UMG v. Del Cid". UMG is the record company that filed suit, not the industry association.

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    4. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 3, Informative

      This has been answered by others, but it's worth noting that the reason why this doesn't involve the RIAA is because the RIAA doesn't hold the copyrights involved. It's beginning to seem like copyright law is unenforceable...

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    5. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by Sancho · · Score: 3, Informative

      Copyright appears to be largely unenforceable on pseudo-anonymous networks, due in part to the difficulty of gathering evidence on these networks. This will only lead to the members of the RIAA buying stronger laws which either allow a suit for weaker evidence, or allow seizure of computer equipment in order to gather evidence of copyright infringement. In the latter case, such a law is already making its way through the congressional process.

    6. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by Stanislav_J · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Copyright appears to be largely unenforceable on pseudo-anonymous networks, due in part to the difficulty of gathering evidence on these networks. This will only lead to the members of the RIAA buying stronger laws which either allow a suit for weaker evidence, or allow seizure of computer equipment in order to gather evidence of copyright infringement. In the latter case, such a law is already making its way through the congressional process.

      And who is going to do the actual "seizing" of the equipment? Feds? Local gendarmes? (I can imagine that will go over big in some jurisdictions.....devoting time and manpower to seizing some geek's equipment for sharing music...) What happens if no infringing material is found? (A real possibility given some of the RIAA's other faux pas in the past.) Can the victim turn around and sue them? Will this be like the seizure/forfeiture laws under the War on Drugs in which they take your assets on the merest suspicion, then if you are not guilty, you have to jump through 197 legal hoops to even have the remotest hope of getting your stuff back?

      I'm waiting for someone in guvmint to start making the argument that sharing copyrighted music is a terrorist act intended to undermine the economy of the U.S. Then they'd also get to use the Patriot Act, warrantless wiretapping, and all those other fun tools to nail file sharers to the wall.....Yes, postulating that scenario should by all rights be a sign of disturbed paranoia, but the way things are going.....

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    7. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by dargon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Please don't give them any more lousy ideas, they come up with enough of them on their own, they don't need your help.

    8. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 2, Insightful

      These cases always involve the individual record companies.

    9. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by monxrtr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This will only lead to the members of the RIAA buying stronger laws which either allow a suit for weaker evidence, or allow seizure of computer equipment in order to gather evidence of copyright infringement. Good, let 'em try and do that as it will only lead to a total legal systemic meltdown, playing right into the hands of total copyright abolitionists. Governments have computers connected to the internet too. So too do businesses like the RIAA.

      Remember, absolutely everything creative is copyrighted, and it would be extremely easy to open a floodgate of tens of millions of copyright trolls. This is why Congress will see the light sooner than later, because the RIAA business model mass adopted could and would literally shut down commerce in the US. Politicians will be exposed to the same liability as consumers.

      The RIAA is *losing* because the laws are being fought with laws. And it's utter business suicide to be playing with $150,000 per violation statutory fines against 200,000,000 people who hate your guts.

      You know how fucked the RIAA is going to be if they ever mistakenly copy somebody's critical commentary file and attempt to sue for that file? Or it will happen if one of their artists like Bob Dylan plagiarizes lyrics from a novel about the yakuza. All their computers are going to be seized and examined in countersuits. I'm surprised there isn't already a 20 year backlog on examination of RIAA computers from one defense to another. Hell, just routinely make countersuit motion for the seizure and examination of all computers used in the original gathering of evidence. Defense has a right to examine the programs for mistaken identity. And speedy trial requirement will eliminated 90% of the cases due to discovery backlogs on RIAA computer equipment. Governments copying the data of travelers entering the USA are going to have their computers seized for copyright infringement discovery purposes as well. Are you willing to let the US Government copy your files at $150,000 per file copied compensation?

      Constitutional immunity for government agencies and businesses like the RIAA will be impossible. Congress will wise up and realize the more they attack the privacy of individual citizens the more they will be attacking their own privacy as well. And people like that have a helluva lot more dirty secrets and a helluva lot more assets to pay fines without declaring bankruptcy.

      This is a matter of Civil Law which is already well beyond unconstitutional. Further strengthening unconstitutional law will just hasten the inevitable end, especially when every citizen can privately track isp addresses and embarrass politicians by exposing their children's downloading and internet surfing activities. At that time, such RIAA investigative practices will be shut down faster than you can say how to catch a pedofile.

      The internet is a giant P2P program. Nothing can be seen, heard, tracked, or logged without by definition mass copying the entire internet. Allowing suits on weaker evidence will just open trillions and trillions and trillions of dollars of legal liability. The only way the RIAA could win is if the internet was shut down. And that's not going to happen when the GDP of business interests not the content industries dwarfs dying businesses like the RIAA.
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    10. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by marxmarv · · Score: 2, Funny

      And who is going to do the actual "seizing" of the equipment? Feds? Local gendarmes? (I can imagine that will go over big in some jurisdictions.....devoting time and manpower to seizing some geek's equipment for sharing music...)

      If the Miller case in Arizona is any guide, I imagine they'll just order you to bring your data in for imaging. An enabled secure delete facility may require some explanation, lest it be construed as destruction of evidence.

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    11. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by Stanislav_J · · Score: 1

      If the Miller case in Arizona is any guide, I imagine they'll just order you to bring your data in for imaging.

      "I'm so sorry...on the way here, I stopped by the Cut-Throat Convenience Store for some coffee. (Yes, I know it's a bad neighborhood, but they make such great coffee there...) Anyway, in my half-asleep state, I accidentally left the computer on the front seat, with the car unlocked and the door partially ajar. And, wouldn't you know it -- some young rogue must stole my computer! Honestly, what is this world coming to?"

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    12. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by fredklein · · Score: 1

      And who is going to do the actual "seizing" of the equipment?

      local cops. WHo know very little about computers, and will happily seize your toaster and microwave, too. (You think I'm joking...)

      What happens if no infringing material is found?

      You receive a notice (mailed 10 days ago) telling you to pick up your stuff within a week or it will be thrown away (or auctioned off).

      Can the victim turn around and sue them?

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

      Will this be like the seizure/forfeiture laws under the War on Drugs in which they take your assets on the merest suspicion, then if you are not guilty, you have to jump through 197 legal hoops to even have the remotest hope of getting your stuff back?

      Bingo!

      I'm waiting for someone in guvmint to start making the argument that sharing copyrighted music is a terrorist act

      No need to wait: "In an attempt to convince U.S. prosecutors to crack down on music piracy, the National District Attorneys Organization has said that downloading music will lead to "everything from handguns to large quantities of cocaine [and] marijuana," as well as terrorism, according to published reports."

    13. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by Lunarsight · · Score: 1

      The problem is, the RIAA can get sued and convicted into oblivion, but all the RIAA is is a shell corp for the big record companies. The record companies themselves won't have to answer for this, and if RIAA is legally forced under, the record companies will just make another shell corp to cover their asses. This will only truly matter when someone sues the record companies themselves. Right...

      SO...

      It's up to US to punish the record labels behind the RIAA.

      (insert the same tired BOYCOTT THE BASTARDS argument here that I always post in these threads)

    14. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by Stanislav_J · · Score: 1

      "In an attempt to convince U.S. prosecutors to crack down on music piracy, the National District Attorneys Organization has said that downloading music will lead to "everything from handguns to large quantities of cocaine [and] marijuana," as well as terrorism, according to published reports."

      Not to mention bestiality, fallen arches, and the heartbreak of psoriasis....

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    15. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by TechForensics · · Score: 1

      Constitutional immunity for government agencies and businesses like the RIAA will be impossible. Congress will wise up and realize the more they attack the privacy of individual citizens the more they will be attacking their own privacy as well. And people like that have a helluva lot more dirty secrets and a helluva lot more assets to pay fines without declaring bankruptcy.


      You ignore the fact that there are already many constitutional immunities, some so strong that a special law was needed to GRANT citizens the right to sue the government: the Federal Tort Claims Act. Sovereign immunity is plenty constitutional. And you know, Congress has exempted itself from almost every annoying law it has passed for general business.

      What is wrong with /. that a misinformed opinion of this kind is +4? It may have to do with the speaker's having expressed him/herself with passion in the popular groove of opinion, but there is a good deal more heat than light in the parent comment.
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    16. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by Eivind · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is -certainly- unenforcable in a free state. (as in not a police state)

      Copying a file is a utterly trivial operation with todays technology, to the point where Grandma will do it in a split-second without even thinking about it. It's -literally- something you can do (and typically do) by moving your fingers a few cm, pretty close to the smallest effort imaginable. Distributing a file, let's say by emailing it to a friend, is equally trivial and common.

      Both are things you can do (and typically do) in your own home.

      This single fact is (imho) the best argument against current copyright-legislation; by nessecity we need to EITHER accept that a huge part of copying is simply unenforcable (and undiscoverable), OR we need to enact a extreme police-state. (to the point where the state would -discover- that the file you email your girlfriend -today- is a picture that is copyright someone else whereas the one you sent yesterday was a photo you yourself took.)

      This is -MUCH- to high a price to pay for an activity that causes no direct harm. It may cause -INDIRECT- harm in lessening intensives for creation of new works, the jury is still out on this, but it certainly causes no DIRECT harm. Nobody is any worse off 1 second -after- you email that mp3 to your girlfriend than they where 1 second -before- you did it.

      We should stimulate creativity. We should even do it MORE than we do today. But the method currently employed, copyright, is simply obsolete.

    17. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Run the secure delete utility from a USB pen drive.

      Take a second USB drive of the same model with some mildly personal info (a password manager, your CV, some family photos etc) in case they're intelligent enough to check the event log for attaching an external device. Give them just enough to let them think they've outsmarted you...

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    18. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which should be easy if the RIAA gets 2 or more cases of extortion judged against them. Then its only a matter of time before the RIAA and the record labels behind them end up getting tried under the RICO laws.

    19. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by discogravy · · Score: 1

      You know how fucked the RIAA is going to be if they ever mistakenly copy somebody's critical commentary file and attempt to sue for that file? Or it will happen if one of their artists like Bob Dylan plagiarizes lyrics from a novel about the yakuza.

      I don't know if the RIAA has been caught copying someone else's stuff, but I'm going to assume that they have at some point either done stupid things or have had employees that do stupid things. It's a good thing Bob Dylan's above such petty theft. Although that's pretty bad, that's not as bad as his latest album's similarities with other stuff.

    20. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      we need to enact a extreme police-state. (to the point where the state would -discover- that the file you email your girlfriend -today-

      So let me get this straight: in this extreme police-state, I have a girlfriend? Your ideas intrigue me! How do I subscribe to your newsletter?

    21. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      I had an interesting conversation with a DHS agent the other day. He was buying equipment for an electronics van, some sort of mobile data recovery unit. How long would it take to copy all the interesting parts of your hard drive? How long are you at work each day? Not that this is something that would be called down upon you for copyvio, but keep in mind that that capability exists, and if the political climate shifts even further south, well...encrypt your data.

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    22. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by AdamWeeden · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand, having a girlfriend is like living in a police-state.

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    23. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      "Nobody is any worse off 1 second -after- you email that mp3 to your girlfriend than they where 1 second -before- you did it."

      Isnt that the definition of a "Pareto Improvement"?
      You have made one person better off without harming anyone else ( assuming you are correct in this ).

      So, if everyone emailed or otherwise distributed all their mp3's to everyone, would that not be "Pareto Efficient"?

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    24. Re:In the End, It Doesn't Matter by Eivind · · Score: 1

      The first order effect is positive, without a question, yes.

      -after- I email the mp3 to my girlfriend, assuming she wants it, she has something she didn't have before, and nobody has lost anything, so humanity as such is sligthly richer.

      This is the fundamental conflict of copyright: it is meant to stimulate the creation of new works, but it does this by LESSENING the value of existing works. (A work that is enjoyed by *everyone* who wants to is more worth than one that is enjoyed only be a few)

      I think this bargain is obsolete. It was a good one when it was new. Back then, copying required expensive printing-presses and physical paper and the like. It was no LARGE detriment that copyrigth meant a copy of a book cost $10, rather than $7. (since the MAJORITY of the cost was elsewhere anyway).

      Today, however, copyright means a legal copy of a new musical album costs $15 rather than $0.015 or thereabouts, we've come to the point where copyright is responsible for in practice the ENTIRE cost of distribution.

      Worse; of those $15, only a miniscule part actually go to the creatives who made the work. Most is lost in the machinery. So we end up paying $15, and stimulating creative works by perhaps $2 -- a monumental waste.

      I'm personally in favour of a flat-rate culture-tax. It's not perfect, but it's better than the alternatives. (but I'd be happy to hear about it if someone has ideas for even better systems)

  5. Mass mailing don't work by techpawn · · Score: 3, Funny

    The same process you use to mass mail your legal complaints can not be used to file your legal responses. This is why fellas. This case is going to get messy *grabs popcorn*

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  6. chutzpah? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

    I'm only a layman, but it sure looks like more than chutzpah. Could the lawyers involved be disbarred? Could anybody actually see the inside of a cell over this?

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    1. Re:chutzpah? by nuzak · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > Could the lawyers involved be disbarred?

      No.

      > Could anybody actually see the inside of a cell over this?

      No.

      Not even sanctions. Really. Seriously, people, I know you've all been whipped into a frenzy and want to see the public executions of every spouse and child of every clerk and paralegal of every law firm who's ever done business with the RIAA, but all that happened was that the plaintiffs made a useless motion, and the judge gave it the due consideration it deserved, which was nothing. Trust me when I say that no baby seals were clubbed in the process.

      If anything, UMG should be pissed that their legal team phoned it in when it came to this motion. These are pretty serious counterclaims and they don't appear to be taking them seriously. Hubris does that I guess.

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    2. Re:chutzpah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Disbarred, NO

      Sanctioned, Yes

      Actual misbehavior by lawyers and their clients is decidedly unfunny. That is the message of Rule 11, Federal Rules of Civil Procedure. This is the law that obligates the federal courts to impose sanctions on lawyers and clients who file and pursue lawsuits in unreasonable ways. Rule 11 breaks with precedent that required proof of bad faith to trigger sanctions. Unreasonableness is a lighter trigger that has proven beneficial to persons burdened by lawyer and client misbehavior. By the way, sanctions is legal terminology for getting your expenses back in some degree from an attorney or party who did you wrong in a lawsuit.

      WHAT REMEDY RULE 11 PROVIDES

      Rule 11 prescribes sanctions for certain basic misdeeds: (1) the filing of a frivolous suit or document; (2) the filing of a document or lawsuit for an improper purpose; (3) actions that needlessly increase the cost or length of litigation.

      Relevant parts of the rule are these:

      The signature of an attorney or party constitutes a certificate by the signer that the signer has read the pleading, motion, or other paper; that to the best of the signer's knowledge, information, and belief formed after reasonable inquiry it is well grounded in fact and is warranted by existing law or a good faith argument for the extension, modification, or reversal of existing law, and that it is not interposed for any improper purpose, such as to harass or to cause unnecessary delay or needless increase in the cost of litigation... If a pleading, motion, or other paper is signed in violation of this rule, the court, upon motion or upon its own initiative, shall impose upon the person who signed it, a represented party, or both, an appropriate sanction, which may include an order to pay the other party or parties the amount of the reasonable expenses incurred because of the filing of the pleading, motion, or other paper, including a reasonable attorney's fee (emphasis added).

      Sanctions may apply against an attorney, the client, or both; therefore, we have adopted the collective convention, attorney/client.

    3. Re:chutzpah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the law that obligates No. Sanctions are not mandatory.

      By the way, sanctions is legal terminology for getting your expenses back in No. Expenses is one form of sanctions.

      Sanctions may apply against an attorney, the client, or both; That depends entirely on the act and the sanctions sought.

      This is on the whole, a highly simplistic and misleading parsing of Rule 11 that takes into account none of the relevant case law from the past 15 years.
    4. Re:chutzpah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you're like... totally taking the fun out of this.

  7. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by DanWS6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Agreed. The RIAA should be allowed to break the law and use illegal practices to bring all those horrible copyright infringer's to swift and brutal justice. The RIAA's clients are literally losing TRILLIONS of dollars to people who are worse than terrorists. Personally I think RIAA should be able to hire mercenaries to rid the earth of such scum.

  8. Defendants not even asked! by gnasher719 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That is fascinating. The judge got a motion from the RIAA to dismiss the defendant's counterclaims, and he didn't even bother to give the defendants a chance to reply! Instead he saved them the cost for their lawyers and rejected the RIAA's motion to dismiss without causing any work for the defendants. I just wonder how unusual that is.

    1. Re:Defendants not even asked! by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      IANAL, but that almost defines "frivious." The judge didn't need to hear from the plantiffs (those targeted by the RIAA) because the motion to dismiss by the RIAA was so bad, and so close to one he's rejected already, he could supply the rejection logic himself.

      As Keith Olbermann reminds viewers of "Countdown" regularly, the technical definition of "insanity" is trying the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results.

    2. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 5, Funny

      IANAT, but if that's really the definition of "frivious", my dictionary is missing a word.

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    3. Re:Defendants not even asked! by RobBebop · · Score: 4, Funny

      As Keith Olbermann reminds viewers of "Countdown" regularly, the technical definition of "insanity" is trying the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results.

      I've seen that quote attributed to Ben Franklin, but I am sure that Olbermann could have very easily been the originator.

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    4. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "...is trying the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results."

      With almost limitless resources you can try the same tired old arguments with the hopes you will get a different result from someone asleep at the wheel -- the positive results of that one difference outweigh the penalties.

      It's not insanity, it's strategy -- your resources beat the other's, it has nothing to do with the argument or strength thereof.

    5. Re:Defendants not even asked! by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "As Keith Olbermann reminds viewers of "Countdown" regularly, the technical definition of "insanity" is trying the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results."

      IIRC, the original source for that is the Alcoholics Anonymous "Big Book". You'd be surprised how many sayings from that tome have made it into the vernacular: easy does it, one day at a time, etc.

      Oh, and it's definitely NOT the "technical definition". At least, I'm pretty sure that's not what's in the DSM.

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    6. Re:Defendants not even asked! by QMO · · Score: 3, Funny

      . . .trying the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results That's also a very close approximation of the definition of chaos theory.
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    7. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As Keith Olbermann reminds viewers of "Countdown" regularly, the technical definition of "insanity" is trying the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results.

      That "definition" has always bothered me, as I would find those considered "sane" under that definition to be extremely crazy themselves.

      How crazy would you have to be to think that your previous actions would have no impact on future attempts?

      If you swung an axe at a door and made a small chip, which would be more insane: Thinking that the next or subsequent blow would put the blade entirely through the door, or thinking that you could swing the axe at the door all day and do nothing but make small cuts?

      It is very rare in real life that a certain event has the "memoryless" property (i.e. the outcome is based only on that event, not on the outcome of any previous events). That's a special case, not the general rule.

      Look at this case. They tried the same thing, and got a different result: Their motion was dismissed even more rapidly than before. If they keep trying this, it is highly unlikely that the outcome would be the same each time; eventually they would be found in contempt. Judges in particular do not often suffer from being "memoryless". :)

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    8. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As Keith Olbermann reminds viewers of "Countdown" regularly, the technical definition of "insanity" is trying the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results. Isn't this the description of the "scientific method"?
    9. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .. or just tossing a coin ;)

    10. Re:Defendants not even asked! by mlwmohawk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As Keith Olbermann reminds viewers of "Countdown" regularly, the technical definition of "insanity" is trying the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results.

      That isn't really a very good definition, unless everyone is insane. Even though coined by Benjamin Franklin, it completely defines many "normal" behaviors.

      Rolling dice
      Slot machines
      Voting
      Dating
      Software Debugging
      New Year's resolutions
      Answering the phone

    11. Re:Defendants not even asked! by snowraver1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Software Debugging - Where doing the same thing over and over gives you different answers. Leading cause of insanity.

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    12. Re:Defendants not even asked! by adisakp · · Score: 1

      the technical definition of "insanity" is trying the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results

      A bit offtopic but this totally explains why I feel like I'm going insane trying to find heisenbugs on multithreaded CPU code in our latest games. D'Oh!

    13. Re:Defendants not even asked! by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      Except that chaos theory dictates that there's imperceptable differences will affect the outcome, while Einstein's definition says that you're doing the same thing over and over under the same circumstances.

      He's also largely talking about the macro, not the micro. Use the example from Jurassic Park when discussing chaos theory... put a drop of water on your hand, and you can't tell which way it'll roll because you can't control microfissures in your skin, or differences in your blood pressure, or any number of things that can affect the outcome.

      Using a coin toss as an example... part of chaos theory says that there's going to be factors you simply can't control... shifts in air pressure, thermal pockets in the air, differences in how you toss the coin, sudden gusts small enough that you can't perceive them, but big enough to affect how the coin rolls in the sky.

      Einstein, by contrast, was talking about the more obviously predictable.... like putting a beaker containing 300ml of water over a bunsen burner and expecting it to not eventually boil. :)

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    14. Re:Defendants not even asked! by CWRUisTakingMyMoney · · Score: 1

      Most of your examples are situations where no result can be expected, only hoped for. If probability significantly defines the outcome of some action, I suspect that that action isn't really in the spirit of the definition.

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    15. Re:Defendants not even asked! by CWRUisTakingMyMoney · · Score: 1

      If you swung an axe at a door and made a small chip, which would be more insane: Thinking that the next or subsequent blow would put the blade entirely through the door, or thinking that you could swing the axe at the door all day and do nothing but make small cuts? The first time, you swing an axe at a solid door. The second time, you swing an axe at a weakened door. The situations are different; thus you're doing two different things that just have some things in common. For a "memoryless" case: if you saw a button on the wall and pushed it and got a hard shock, you probably would expect the same thing to happen again the next time you pushed it. That's entirely sane.
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    16. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading comprehension helps.

      The definition was:

      Insanity is trying the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results.

      The definition was not:

      Insanity is trying the same thing repeatedly and expecting the same results.

      So by your wording, the definition of insanity is having a memory, and expecting results that differ from the results stored in memory.

    17. Re:Defendants not even asked! by DJProtoss · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but that was bad logic: If I swing an axe at a door and put a chip in it, then I would expect that when I next swing an axe at a door I would also put a chip in that too. However the first door is no longer a door, its a door with a chip in it. What will happen when I swing my axe at a door with a chip in it? I don't know.

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    18. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      The situations are different; thus you're doing two different things that just have some things in common.

      And since every action you take changes the "situation" such that if you repeat the action, the state of the universe has changed and thus it is a different "thing", which applies to nearly all scenarios in the real world.

      Including the one that the saying was used to describe in this thread.

      And most situations in which it is invoked.

      For a "memoryless" case: if you saw a button on the wall and pushed it and got a hard shock, you probably would expect the same thing to happen again the next time you pushed it. That's entirely sane.

      In other words, the saying only applies to highly contrived situations that rarely occur in real life, rendering it basically pointless for providing any sort of wisdom or insight. Attempts to use it to enlighten real world situations are misguided and incorrect. Got it.

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    19. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Reading comprehension helps.

      Yes, it would help if you comprehended what you read.

      The definition was:

      Insanity is trying the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results.


      Yes, and my argument is that is stupid, because normally the results will in fact be different.

      The definition was not:

      Insanity is trying the same thing repeatedly and expecting the same results.


      Yes, that was the definition of sanity implied by the original definition of insanity (i.e if it is insane to expect something different, then sanity is to expect the same thing). However, as I have argued, it is in fact insane to expect the outcome to always be the same because that is so rarely the case.

      So by your wording, the definition of insanity is having a memory, and expecting results that differ from the results stored in memory.

      Yes, precisely! And that is not insane at all, that's very sane, because rarely is it the case that your previous actions have no impact on the result of your future actions. In other words, the result is going to differ from the results stored in memory, and expecting that to happen is quite sane.

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    20. Re:Defendants not even asked! by DarkOx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know I do lots of those things expecting the same results.

      Rolling dice -- I expect to get back some value between 1 and 6 randomly (usefull)

      Slot machines -- I expect to lose a token (sometimes and surprised)

      Voting -- I expect to cast a ballot and have an TINY impact on the election (usually works unless diebold manufactured the equipment)

      Dating -- I expect to have a nice dinner and someone to talk too (hey I might even want to see her again)

      Software Debugging -- I expect to get a headache ( and substantially reduce the proples with endcase in whatever code I was working on)

      New Years resolutions -- I expect the people makeing them will fail ( I am certain mine are so unambious I can actually achive them)

      Ansering the phone -- I expect on of my mates wants to do something fun this evening.

      I have pretty reasonable expections for most of these things. I evaulate weather its worth doing any of them at any give time based on my expected outcome. Some like playing the slots I almost never to chose to do. Most of the others I do when I suits me, and I always expect the same outcome. Usualy I am right, sometime not. I would think most people who engague in these activites you mention have pretty good expecations of what will happen. They continue to do them because their is a precived gain in doing them.

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    21. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but that was bad logic: If I swing an axe at a door and put a chip in it, then I would expect that when I next swing an axe at a door I would also put a chip in that too. However the first door is no longer a door, its a door with a chip in it. What will happen when I swing my axe at a door with a chip in it? I don't know.

      You can make the definition true by trivializing it to the point of worthlessness. If the axiom of the problem is that no changes to the state of the universe are possible due to performing the action, then the only thing the "insane" person could be accused of is not knowing that they are in such a contrived situation.

      However that is not how the definition is used. As it was used in this very thread, it was applied to a situation where the "same thing" was done, but with a slightly different state of the universe.

      So I can pick between a precise but trivial definition of no use, or the more generally used definition which is simply wrong.

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    22. Re:Defendants not even asked! by DJProtoss · · Score: 1

      So I can pick between a precise but trivial definition of no use, or the more generally used definition which is simply wrong. Welcome to the world of formal logic (seriously).
      The door analogy is actually quite interesting because it highlights a number of the issues we face with this sort of thing:
      1. addative objects - do we consider the door and the door-with-a-chip as seperate objects (naive approach, leading to the stupidity you outlined above), or do we consider all doors doors, but then also have the fact that this one has a chip in it (better, but means our world view is now non-monotonic, a fact which breaks 95%+ of all computer reasoning).
      2. heap 'paradox' - a door with a single chip in it is still structurally sound ( assuming small chips). The act of adding a small chip to a structurally sound door does not make it structurally unsound, yet eventually the door fails. How many chips are required? (the classic version is how many grains of rice do you need to make a heap?)
      As for what is and isn't sanity, well lets just say I disagree with the original quote entirely (sanity is a subjective measurement, and hence not measurable against a specific belief / pattern of actions)
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    23. Re:Defendants not even asked! by lysse · · Score: 1

      If you swung an axe at a door and made a small chip, which would be more insane: Thinking that the next or subsequent blow would put the blade entirely through the door, or thinking that you could swing the axe at the door all day and do nothing but make small cuts?

      Well, everyone has seen wood splinter under the assault of repeated blows.

      But let's assume the door in question may be made of a foot's thickness of marble, and reapply your example...
    24. Re:Defendants not even asked! by maglor_83 · · Score: 1

      If you swung an axe at a door and made a small chip, which would be more insane: Thinking that the next or subsequent blow would put the blade entirely through the door, or thinking that you could swing the axe at the door all day and do nothing but make small cuts? Ahh, but in the first instance you're swinging an axe at an intact door, whereas in the second instance you're swinging an axe at a weakened door. So you're not really trying the same thing at all. Now if you had a row of identical doors and swung an axe at each one with the same force etc you would expect the same result on each door.
    25. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Artifakt · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm perfectly trasmodic with antipipulation over 'frivious' myself. For a definition, how about "Frivious (Adj.): Any condition both frivolous and trivial.". Since those two words already have substantial but not complete overlap, frivious is very useful for excluding the borderline cases. Now if we just had a word, as the Germans do, for the overlap between sarcasm and irony. (Harlanellisonkeit).

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    26. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the world of formal logic (seriously).

      I highly doubt the original phrase was intended to be a statement of formal logic. That's why taking it as such trivializes it so much. It's a pointless exercise.

      (better, but means our world view is now non-monotonic, a fact which breaks 95%+ of all computer reasoning).

      95% of computer programming is working around the limitations of computer reasoning; part of why as a computer programmer I get so upset at the binary thinking and false dichotomies so many people fall into. You'd think that should be what I do! Not that I see how having two variables (one a classification, of being a door or not, and a second, describing the amount of damage to a door) necessarily breaks computer reasoning.

      The act of adding a small chip to a structurally sound door does not make it structurally unsound, yet eventually the door fails. How many chips are required? (the classic version is how many grains of rice do you need to make a heap?)

      The only problem here is the desire to take a (more or less) continuous spectrum of possibilities and force it into a binary classification. Buddha would frown upon this, as desire causes suffering. Instead, be happy with what you have, a door which it is perfectly possible to describe the structural integrity of using fuzzy logic (i.e. non boolean variables).

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    27. Re:Defendants not even asked! by statemachine · · Score: 1

      Rolling dice -- I expect to get back some value between 1 and 6 randomly (usefull)

      That only holds true for one die. Just don't go to a craps table and expect random results. Expect 7 most of the time.

    28. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Ahh, but in the first instance you're swinging an axe at an intact door, whereas in the second instance you're swinging an axe at a weakened door. So you're not really trying the same thing at all.

      In a very pedantic sense, yes, but that pedantic sense applies to virtually no real world situations.

      Now if you had a row of identical doors and swung an axe at each one with the same force etc you would expect the same result on each door.

      If you're going to be say that a door is different than a door with a chip in it is different than a door with two chips in it, then you must surely see that in fact the result of your axe swing on each door will be different.

      It would be ridiculously improbable for it to be the same, even if it were possible to somehow exactly match the force and direction of swing (using a robot arm), since each door would have different grain.

      Basically, as far as I can tell, the "definition of insanity" is actually bothering to set up a situation in which the original definition actually applies.

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    29. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Copperfield · · Score: 0

      That's funny. I always considered the definition of insanity to be watching Keith Olbermann.

    30. Re:Defendants not even asked! by mrbcs · · Score: 1

      I've seen this quote attributed to W.E Deming.

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    31. Re:Defendants not even asked! by mrbcs · · Score: 2, Funny

      http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26032.html Einstein... should've guessed that one ;-)

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    32. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Gewalt · · Score: 1

      Now if you had a row of identical doors and swung an axe at each one with the same force etc you would expect the same result on each door. Completely sane people do that type of destructive testing ALL THE TIME to determine material strengths. Not only do they expect different results each time, but the results can often vary so widely that the material has to actually be rejected as too unstable to be tested. When the material is stable enough to be tested, HUNDREDS of destructive samples are made, and the average calculated. Then tolerances are set higher, and the tests are run AGAIN. With COMPLETELY SANE PEOPLE running the tests. GETTING DIFFERENT RESULTS!
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    33. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically you're bringing causality into a meta-discussion on insanity, and saying that because many actions are defined by the state achieved by previous actions, that it is insane to expect the state to always be the same for a given action without knowing the state exactly matched a predetermined qualifications to expects a similar result.

      So basically you're saying that the RIAA are perfectly sane to expect the 'other side to cave' because countless times before by prolonging the legal process, because it's worked so many times in the past, and this time the judge himself was sick of seeing the record companies disrespecting his prior decision, and while the state they were expecting was a prolongation of legal actions what they got instead, was basically a situation where sanctions are almost certain to be applied against them.

      So in this case the judge himself is 'insane' to deny the riaa their process prolonging garbage that so many previous judges have gone along with because they wouldn't read a massive legal document all the way to the end.

      personally, rather than predicting outcomes, they should be measured. prediction in general fails, but measured outcomes tend to be right on the money. so in this case rather than predicting that the judge would let the case be extended over the same points, they should have measured his anger at their frivolous suits by reading his decision, and then being aware that trying to prolong this process in HIS courtroom should not have happened, they should immediately have tried to go to the NEXT courtroom knowing how much this judge was against the practices of the riaa in obtaining information.

    34. Re:Defendants not even asked! by fredklein · · Score: 1

      The point is: is the chip important enough to matter?

      If I swing an axe at a red door, and put a chip in it, thenI swing at a green door and chip it, then a blue door (chip), purple door(chip), what is reasonably expected when I swing at a yellow door?

      A chip. The color of the door is not important enough to matter.

      And a chip in a solid wood door is not important, either. True, enough chips in a door will weaken it. But the difference in strengeth between a door with 0 chips and one with 1 chip is negligible.

      So, you are (to a certain approximation) 'doing the same thing' and expecting a different outcome.

    35. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Klion · · Score: 1

      It seems to me there is an inherent assumption in that quote that there are no relevant differences causing you to believe the second attempt may be successful where the first was not. Consider: In your axe example, while the actor is technically repeating the same action, he is not actually "trying the same thing". What he tried initially was to destroy a 100% structurally sound door with a single axe swing. What he tried the second time was to destroy a structurally compromised door with an axe swing. One of these things is not quite like the other :) If there is a potentially valid reason to believe the second attempt may succeed where the first did not, there is logic there. This quote is defining insanity as actions taken without the benefit of any cognitive reasoning. I find it more helpful to take this principle from the quote, than to try to literally apply it. However, perhaps a better phrase would say "expecting better results" instead of simply different.

    36. Re:Defendants not even asked! by ikkonoishi · · Score: 2, Informative

      If the door is chipped the state of the action is changed. You are no longer taking the same action, ie attacking an undamaged door. You are taking a new action attacking a damaged door.

    37. Re:Defendants not even asked! by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with you. Otherwise we must assume that all scientists are crazy for wanting to repeat their experiments multiple times.

      In fact I challenge anyone to find any official definition of insanity that uses this definition.

    38. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      I have a 12 minute drive to work. Assuming I don't change the speed I drive at, tomorrows drive will also be 12 minutes. Now, there are certainly things that could change that, a flat tire, an accident or construction blocking my normal route, that sort of thing, but it would be crazy for me to expect that the commute that takes me 12 minutes is going to suddenly take 10 or 15 for no apparent reason.

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    39. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Eskarel · · Score: 1
      Your analogy is incorrect. Swinging an axe at a wooden door creates a visible change to the state of the door.

      The insanity idea would be closer to the idea of hitting a 3 foot thick steel blast door with an axe. Yes if you had an infinite amount of time, an infinite amount of axes, and were immune to injuries caused by broken axe blades, you could probably make your way through a 3 foot thick steel blast door, however trying to get through that door based on your perceived degree of success when hitting it with an axe is insane.

      Of course the case in this situation is not really like either of those situations, the case in point is a bit more like poking a lion with a blunt stick in order to kill it and then trying to poke it again. Unless you've changed the stick or at least where you're poking the lion, you're much more likely to get disemboweled than you are to kill the lion.

      In the same way antagonizing a judge by telling him his finding was wrong is unlikely to achieve the desired result unless your argument as to why he was wrong is a particularly good one and sufficiently different from the one you originally sent that he or she reconsiders the issue.

    40. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And these things arent insane (expect the phone). Software debugging is insanity.
      So is voting if you think about it.

    41. Re:Defendants not even asked! by hyfe · · Score: 1

      If you swung an axe at a door and made a small chip, which would be more insane: Thinking that the next or subsequent blow would put the blade entirely through the door, or thinking that you could swing the axe at the door all day and do nothing but make small cuts?
      The first time you're swinging at a perfectly wholesome door. The second time you'd be swinging at a slightly chipped door. The third time at slightly more chipped door.. ie, not the same action at all, so it wouldn't be insanety.. Now going around the block, tapping each door once lightly with a screwdriver and after 2000 doors still hoping you'd find one which would mysteriously implode would be insanety.

      The definition is perfectly acceptable. Trying exactly the same thing, will result in the same result, always.

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    42. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when you roll dice, you expect each die to end with a number of dots between one and six inclusive to appear on top

      when you pull the handle on the slot machine you expect each spinning wheel to stop displaying one of the expected pictures (or nothing on machines that you see has blank areas)

      when voting, you expect that each race will be wone by someone who got at least one vote from the voters

      Oh, dating.....

      in each of the above, expecting something OTHER THAN that which could be thought of as a normal has to be called something else,

      Wishfull thinking, might apply to an outcome that is less likely than a person being struck by lightning ten times and still surviving

      but playing a standard game of roulette and betting on the number 69 or playing craps and expecting the dice to total 13 is enough for me to say lock up the crazy person

    43. Re:Defendants not even asked! by dw604 · · Score: 1

      Since you're talking about slashdot, perhaps we should be wielding something more realistic -- something much lighter, like a ball point pen

    44. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      1 in 6 is "most of the time"? Remind me to invite you to a chance-based gambling game some day ;-)

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    45. Re:Defendants not even asked! by RincewindTVD · · Score: 1

      Rolling dice: I get different numbers occasionally.. don't you?
      Dating: I know this is slashdot, but come on, at least one guy here must have a success story
      Software debugging: You work near me? It always turns out to be good ole dyslexic steve?
      Answering the phone: I get calls from different people now and then, but yeah, it is mostly my mother.

    46. Re:Defendants not even asked! by statemachine · · Score: 1

      Just one with two six-sided dice, OK?

      Hey, we can start playing right now. We'll roll the dice 100 times and you send me $5 for every 7, and I'll send you *$10* for every 12!

    47. Re:Defendants not even asked! by sexybomber · · Score: 1

      As Keith Olbermann reminds viewers of "Countdown" regularly, the technical definition of "insanity" is trying the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results.

      I've seen that quote attributed to Ben Franklin, but I am sure that Olbermann could have very easily been the originator.

      I believe that quote was from none other than the Geek Godfather himself, Dr. Albert Einstein.
    48. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While it is true that few systems are memoryless, if you can observe the change in memory (e.g. the chip in the door from your example) then that memory is part of the system too, isn't it? And if you take that into account, then it's not so crazy at all. If you swing the axe at the door, you expect another chip, not for the previous one to disappear.

      I think the quote has more to do with the, "Well... try it again and see if it's fixed itself," mentality.

    49. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      trying the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results.

      I'm told that's also Colonol Sanders's definition of success. But hey, if you've got a good sound bite, might as well run with it.

    50. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you look at it this way.

      I have swung an axe at a door and chipped off a bit of wood and made progress at putting my axe through the door. I would assume my next attempt would chip the door again and continue my progress.

      I am expecting the same result, chipped door and continued progress through the door.

    51. Re:Defendants not even asked! by shentino · · Score: 1

      If you consider the judge to be a wooden door, then throwing an axe at it not only caused the reinforcing rods to bounce the axe back, but an electric current even manages to jump to the axe and zap you down.

      That electric current is the judge's temper, and you, having already sustained shock damage, are more apt to get a jolt through the heart if you keep chopping.

    52. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As Keith Olbermann reminds viewers of "Countdown" regularly, the technical definition of "insanity" is trying the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results.

      That "definition" has always bothered me, as I would find those considered "sane" under that definition to be extremely crazy themselves.

      How crazy would you have to be to think that your previous actions would have no impact on future attempts?

      If you swung an axe at a door and made a small chip, which would be more insane: Thinking that the next or subsequent blow would put the blade entirely through the door, or thinking that you could swing the axe at the door all day and do nothing but make small cuts? Your premise is not valid. The statement is all about expectations, which you totally ignore. If I swing an axe at a piece of wood and *expect* it to splinter a little bit each time, I know from experience and reasoning that eventually after several swings I will break through. However, if I *expect* that the same first swing on 2 identical pieces of wood will produce different results, then I am not reasoning correctly (maybe not "insane", but still).

      That said, the statement does not always apply, because in the real world (not just philosophy), almost without exception, there will be variables.

    53. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is NOT the "technical" definition of insanity. Just like the "fact" that we use only 10% of our brains, it is pop culture drivel.

      For a technical definition of insanity, please refer to http://www.mentalhealth.com.

    54. Re:Defendants not even asked! by QMO · · Score: 1
      For some reason I don't mind explaining jokes too much, even when it ruins them, particularly when it wasn't a great jome in the first place.

      You said:

      Except that chaos theory dictates that there's imperceptable differences will affect the outcome Which is why I said "close approximation" in the first place.

      I'm glad a mod got it.
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    55. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me break this down for you since maths clearly isn't your strong point. There are 36 possible combinations from 2 dice and 6 of them add up to 7, so that makes the odds of rolling a 7 (assuming the dice don't have a bias) 6/36 which is equal to 1/6.

      There wasn't however anything wrong with your bet since the chance of rolling a 7 withs odds of 1/6 is 6 times greater than rolling a 12 with odds of 1/36 with only twice the payout over getting a 7, only a fool would take you up on that bet. Though since you seem to think you'll roll a 7 most of the time, how about every time you roll a 7 I give you $10 and every time you don't you give me $5, sound like a good bet to you?

    56. Re:Defendants not even asked! by gruffbear · · Score: 1

      They say that a lot in Alcoholics Anonymous too.

    57. Re:Defendants not even asked! by statemachine · · Score: 1

      The only error I made was the brain fart with saying "most" instead of "best odds." My original point was to clarify DarkOx's comment that rolling dice will give you an even distribution. It won't. If you naively assume that just because one die does, you'll lose at the craps table.

      And since you verified my betting proposition, you obviously know I'm not bad at maths.

    58. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not obvious, but anyway, I made my previous comment because you appeared to be questioning the 1 in 6 odds for rolling a 7. I read "Just one with two six-sided dice, OK?" as meaning "Just 1 in 6 odds with two dice?", although on second reading I figure maybe you meant it as an acceptance of an offer to play a gambling game in which case I guess you meant "Just one game with two six sided dice". In which case my posting was mostly pointless.

    59. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As Keith Olbermann reminds viewers of "Countdown" regularly, the technical definition of "insanity" is trying the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results.



      That "definition" has always bothered me, as I would find those considered "sane" under that definition to be extremely crazy themselves. [....]

      If you swung an axe at a door and made a small chip, which would be more insane: Thinking that the next or subsequent blow would put the blade entirely through the door, or thinking that you could swing the axe at the door all day and do nothing but make small cuts?



      Your example postulates a partial success that alters the status quo favorably towards the desired end.

      The canonical assumption implicit in the aphorism is that the effort entirely fails, in a way that is fully predictable, and yet the subject disregards the learning opportunity and attempts the same effort again, expecting success.

      Your criticism therefore exhibits the characteristics of the subject of the aphorism. You ignore the learning opportunity presented by reality and instead construct an alternative premise to create a plausibility of success for your effort. Since you have done so, you expect to succeed when actually your actions will inevitably fail to address your stated goal, since you have failed to address the goal in your effort. You then proceed to make the effort anyway, expecting success.

      You, sir or madam, may be insane.

    60. Re:Defendants not even asked! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      *insert the same criticism of this rebuttal as being uselessly pedantic (i.e. the situation where literally nothing changes is virtually non-existent in real life) as I made in like half a dozen other replies here*

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  9. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by houstonbofh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    (Quoted for when the OP is modded -1 Troll a few times...)
    from your local friend of thieves always peddling his dubious services here at slashdot, where the people who make the movies we watch are scum, and the people who think the world owes them a living a welcome. Stop fucking stealing and you wont need the services of the ambulance chasing dick who submits all this biased bullshit.

    I would submit that all the false positives that the RIAA has ensnared were not protected by being innocent. Defending yourself from a wrongful prosecution is very expensive in this country. A fact that the RIAA uses to its advantage.

  10. I know it won't happen... by hyades1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but if there's a supreme being out there somewhere, I'll agree to start praying to it or sacrificing cans of tuna on its altar or whatever the hell it wants (within reason, of course) if only, please, please, please, there's jail sentences for the bastards at the end of this affair.

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    1. Re:I know it won't happen... by Adambomb · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...but if there's a supreme being out there somewhere, I'll agree to start praying to it or sacrificing cans of tuna on its altar or whatever the hell it wants I am already aware of such an entity, in its opinion.

      Too bad it just sits there purring for the most part and is fuzzy, and not so big on the implementation side.
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    2. Re:I know it won't happen... by D+Ninja · · Score: 3, Funny

      Queue: "I'm in ur courtrooms, denying ur lawyers."
      Wish it was Caturday.

    3. Re:I know it won't happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will it do anything if I sacrifice a ball of wool to its mighty omnipotence?

    4. Re:I know it won't happen... by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      Swatting and Scampering may ensue.

      Although, if lucky you may glimpse a four leafed clover at your feet.

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    5. Re:I know it won't happen... by argent · · Score: 1

      Sory, Ceiling Cat wuz napping. duz you wants cheezburger?

  11. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Funny

    What's the matter, son, the judge upheld all the counterclaims against you? If you litigate as badly as you troll, you're in deep doo-doo.

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  12. Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Funny

    For you litigation buffs out there, let's take a quiz.

    The facts.

    A lawyer just filed a 30-page brief in which he (a) devoted 28 pages to repeating the same arguments he had made in a motion that was decided less than 8 months earlier, and (b) devoted 3 pages to telling the judge that his previous ruling was "wrongly decided".

    Question #1

    What will happen?
    (a) The lawyer will win the motion.
    (b) The lawyer will lose the motion.
    (c) The lawyer will have to find a new line of work.
    (d) Both (b) and (c)

    Question #2

    If you are the client who pays lawyers to do things like that you are
    (a) A smart businessperson
    (b) A moron
    (c) A fool
    (d) Both (b) and (c)

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    1. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      #2 is obvious, but as to #1, since you're the lawyer: Is there any likelihood that he'd/they'd actually get disbarred (#1c)?

      What are "Rule 11 Sanctions?"

    2. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by gnasher719 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You forgot:

      Question #3: You bill your clients

      (a) a small number of hours for the three new pages
      (b) a huge number of hours for writing the same 28 pages again
      (c) cost of copying 28 pages
      (d) all of the above?

    3. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly. Judges, for the most part, are not idiots - and big city lawyers who roll into smaller jurisdictions often forget who runs the show.

    4. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Informative

      What are "Rule 11 Sanctions?" Rule 11 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure prohibits "frivolous" conduct by attorneys. This was about as "frivolous" as it gets.
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    5. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      I know you got modded as Funny, but it really should have been Insightful.

    6. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Thank you.

    7. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 1

      Ha! Nice sig!

    8. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I've read Gulliver's Travels! It all depends on whether the motion 8 months earlier referred to a cow of a different colour. A case involving a more similarly coloured cow had arguments that bear some vague resemblance to the arguments the lawyer just made and therefore the judge must make a completely illogical decision consistent with the second case.

      Okay RIAA! There's your case. Now pay me!

    9. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by slashname3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's a trick question!

      The actual answer in all cases is (e).

      (e) The lawyer gets to bill an excessive amount for generating some paper work and having lunch with the judge. He then goes to his $2.4 million dollar home in his brand new BMW and sleep with his trophy wife and later on in the week sleep with his mistress.

      Lawyer's don't care if their motions are granted or not, they only care if they can bill for the time.

    10. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see:

      Q1. Most likely (b), but possibly (a), depending on how persuasive the last 3 pages were. Definitely not (c). The lawyer has an obligation to preserve the losing arguments for appeal in each separate case. If the case from 8 months ago is appealed, and the appeals court reverses the trial judge, that ruling may not necessarily apply to the current case if the lawyers in the current case did not make the same motion. By making that motion again, knowing it would lose at the trial level, they ensured that either they would get the benefit of a successful appeal in another case, or, at the minimum, would have the opportunity to appeal those issues in the current case.

      Q2. For the foregoing reasons, the answer is (a). You may be able to demand that you not pay a second time for the research that comprised the first 28 pages, but you should pay for the research on the last 3 pages and the minimal cost of re-filing the motion.

    11. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by Kjella · · Score: 3, Funny

      (c) cost of copying 28 pages Billing at cost? Epic fail. And you gave away three pages for free, double epic fail. This also invalidates the best answer, so it should read:

      (c) cost of copying 31 pages, if the copies had been scribed on gold leaves by tibetan monks
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    12. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by jalet · · Score: 1

      This one made my day.

      Thanks !

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    13. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Funny

      This one made my day.
      Thanks ! Don't thank me.

      Thank this guy. He provides me with all my best material.
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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    14. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's a trick question!

      The actual answer in all cases is (e).

      (e) The lawyer gets to bill an excessive amount for generating some paper work and having lunch with the judge. He then goes to his $2.4 million dollar home in his brand new BMW and sleep with his trophy wife and later on in the week sleep with his mistress.

      Lawyer's don't care if their motions are granted or not, they only care if they can bill for the time.
      You sound as if this is the case for every lawyer and have the chutzbah to say so to a lawyer with NewYorkCountryLawyer's standing in the community? Amazing.

      You realize of course that you there are many lawyers out there that might sue you over the statement demanding you produce evidence of them owning said $2.4 million dollar home, produce the "trophy wife" and mistress in court as they would like to meet the trophy wife, take her home to the $2.4 million home and in due time visit the mistress. Only thing stopping them would be the full knowledge that your attorney would, if possible, produce all in court at the same time thus informing the trophy wife of the existance of the $2.4 million dollar home and the mistress. Then offer to represent the trophy wife in divorce proceedings to get her the $2.4 million dollar home as well as half your other assets. The trophy wife would no doubt take him up on the offer then get in a lesbian affair with the mistress while the mistress sues you for palimony if applicable in your state of residence or hers if different.
    15. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by Fuji+Kitakyusho · · Score: 1

      28 + 3 = 31. 30 page brief? The non-frivolous argument must have been in the missing page.

    16. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      It's a trick question! The actual answer in all cases is (e). (e) The lawyer gets to bill an excessive amount for generating some paper work and having lunch with the judge. He then goes to his $2.4 million dollar home in his brand new BMW and sleep with his trophy wife and later on in the week sleep with his mistress. Lawyer's don't care if their motions are granted or not, they only care if they can bill for the time. You sound as if this is the case for every lawyer and have the chutzbah to say so to a lawyer with NewYorkCountryLawyer's standing in the community? Amazing. You realize of course that you there are many lawyers out there that might sue you over the statement demanding you produce evidence of them owning said $2.4 million dollar home, produce the "trophy wife" and mistress in court as they would like to meet the trophy wife, take her home to the $2.4 million home and in due time visit the mistress. Only thing stopping them would be the full knowledge that your attorney would, if possible, produce all in court at the same time thus informing the trophy wife of the existance of the $2.4 million dollar home and the mistress. Then offer to represent the trophy wife in divorce proceedings to get her the $2.4 million dollar home as well as half your other assets. The trophy wife would no doubt take him up on the offer then get in a lesbian affair with the mistress while the mistress sues you for palimony if applicable in your state of residence or hers if different. Yeah. It's wrong to generalize like that. I don't have the 2.4 million dollar home, or the mistress, or the BMW. I do have the trophy wife, but she's been with me since long before I became a lawyer, since back in the days when I was just an argumentative amateur.
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    17. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Question #2 is missing an option:
      (e) The RIAA

    18. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      28 + 3 = 31. 30 page brief? The non-frivolous argument must have been in the missing page. OK so it was 27 1/2 pages of repetition and 2 1/2 pages of telling the judge his prior decision was wrongly decided.

      Picky picky.
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    19. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Rule 11 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure prohibits "frivolous" conduct by attorneys. This was about as "frivolous" as it gets. Until such time as action is taken, it's just a law that happens to exist in theory. IOW, I'll believe it when I see it.
    20. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by shentino · · Score: 1

      I prefer this:

      1. Lawyer files frivolous 31 page claim
      2. Judge dismisses and fines lawyers under rule 11
      3. Client gets pissed, sues for malpractice

    21. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by dissy · · Score: 1

      28 + 3 = 31.30 page brief? The non-frivolous argument must have been in the missing page. So _YOU_ were that kid in school who always cut up little strips of paper when turning in homework, whenever you didn't use a full sheet of paper!

    22. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by hairykrishna · · Score: 2, Funny

      You;re still thinking small. Where's the travel claim? Maybe if you were to hand deliver the to the monks...

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    23. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I do have the trophy wife, but she's been with me since long before I became a lawyer, since back in the days when I was just an argumentative amateur.

      So would you say you were arguing in your spare time?

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    24. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I do have the trophy wife, but she's been with me since long before I became a lawyer, since back in the days when I was just an argumentative amateur. So would you say you were arguing in your spare time? Yes, it's been a part of my personality since the earliest days, long before I ever went near a law school. I love a good argument. I trust argument more than I trust consensus; it's more likely to get us closer to the truth. Which is of course why I immediately felt at home on Slashdot.
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    25. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I trust argument more than I trust consensus; it's more likely to get us closer to the truth.

      No it isn't.

      Which is of course why I immediately felt at home on Slashdot.

      Ah, Slashdot, which combines the best of Arguments and Abuse. :)

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    26. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Funny

      I trust argument more than I trust consensus; it's more likely to get us closer to the truth. No it isn't. Yes it is.
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    27. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ding!

      Good day!

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    28. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      Atlantic counsel: "That's easy, (a) for both, of course! Why? Well," (pulls down diagram) "this is Chewbacca..."

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    29. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

      Man, if the RIAA ever decides to frivolously sue me, I want someone like you on my side. You wouldn't happen to be lisenced for Utah, would you? Or know someone in Utah who's like you? (It's the simple admission that you're not a hotshot that draws my interest).

    30. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      I don't know of anyone doing these cases in Utah. If you get sued in Utah, my advice would be to ask the folks at EFF if they can help you find somebody good.

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    31. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

      I trust argument more than I trust consensus; it's more likely to get us closer to the truth.
      Good point. It reminds me of the 'scientific' consensus regarding man-made global warming. My interest in getting rid of the internal combustion engine is based on real contaminants (such as Carbon Monoxide) and efficiency, for which there is solid scientific research supporting, not a consensus (which, for global warming, seems to invite threats against those who refuse to toe the line).
    32. Re:Pop quiz for you litigation buffs out there by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

      Thank you; the purpose of my post was primarily to issue the compliment at the end, but I thought I'd ask anyway.

  13. Who? by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does "ATLANTIC RECORDING CORP., etc., et al.," (the people being countersued) include the RIAA & RIAA member companies?

    Or did you just use "RIAA" in the same (wrong) way that frequently happens around here.

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    1. Re:Who? by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      It's just we, the Slashdot community, pulling a typical media simplification. See, any time any member of the RIAA does something, it gets reported as the "RIAA" because they're really all just interchangable, and it saves the excess words of saying "An RIAA member company today got embarassed because they put in front of the same judge another RIAA member company the same motions he had rejected eight months earlier, and not suprisingly he rejected them again."

    2. Re:Who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Atlantic Records is owned by Warner Music Group, and Warner is part of the RIAA.

      So, yes, the term is being used correctly.

    3. Re:Who? by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      The RIAA doesn't own any copyrights, the member companies do. So all legal filings have to come on behalf of the actual copyright holder (ie ATLANTIC RECORDING CORP).

      But it is the RIAA performing the investigations, making settlement offers, and (as I understand it) even employing the attorneys who litigate the cases, at least initially. So yes, as a matter of legal record, it is ATLANTIC RECORDING CORP being represented in court, but as a practical matter it is the RIAA doing so on behalf of all their member companies.

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    4. Re:Who? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Informative

      The RIAA doesn't own any copyrights, the member companies do. So all legal filings have to come on behalf of the actual copyright holder (ie ATLANTIC RECORDING CORP). But it is the RIAA performing the investigations, making settlement offers, and (as I understand it) even employing the attorneys who litigate the cases, at least initially. So yes, as a matter of legal record, it is ATLANTIC RECORDING CORP being represented in court, but as a practical matter it is the RIAA doing so on behalf of all their member companies . Everything you said is correct except for the italicized portion. The RIAA has hundreds of member companies. The ONLY ones participating in the litigation campaign are the Big Four (EMI, Warner, SONY BMG, and Vivendi/Universal) a couple of dozen of their affiliates. None of the other RIAA members are participating. Which makes me wonder whether it's really just the Big Four using the RIAA as a front.
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  14. Will this judge get more cases? by gnasher719 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Just wondering: Since this is Judge Lazzara's second case already, I would think that he now knows more about the subject than your average judge, so it would only make sense to let him handle whatever over similar cases come anywhere near his court. Does the judicial system work that way, giving judges similar cases where possible, or are the cases handled by a random judge?

    1. Re:Will this judge get more cases? by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      IANAL, and this can vary from courthouse to courthouse, but the typical MO is for them to assign cases truely randomly... which means the odds are against the same judge getting the same plantiff twice, unless that plantiff happens to be lawsuit-happy and rolls the dice / spins the wheel / calls Rnd(0) so many times that they draw the same judge. Then, they better change up their legal plans or face their nonsense not working for a second time happened here.

    2. Re:Will this judge get more cases? by Rydia · · Score: 1

      In my experience, if a new case comes in that is in some way related to a case pending in that courthouse, generally it will be assigned to the judge who is hearing the already-pending case, just because the judge is more familiar with the parties and in a better position to get them set for trial/disposition than other judges would be.

  15. Enough already!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Every other article on any tech website is about the copyright abuse, especially by the *AA. How much will it take for people to actually stop buying CDs and stop feeding and outdated business model?
    http://www.wired.com/entertainment/music/magazine/16-01/ff_byrne

    1. Re:Enough already!!! by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      I only buy music on Unbox.

    2. Re:Enough already!!! by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Every other article on any tech website is about the copyright abuse, especially by the *AA. How much will it take for people to actually stop buying CDs and stop feeding and outdated business model? Simple:

      When every other article on non-tech web sites are about copyright abuse, people will stop buying CDs. Most people buying CDs have never heard of Slashdot.
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  16. Isn't that a reflex amongst corporate lawyers? by 91degrees · · Score: 3, Funny

    It seems like an automated system. I think the RIAA's legal team has been replaced by a server farm.

    1. Re:Isn't that a reflex amongst corporate lawyers? by prockcore · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe the RIAA could make the claim that it wasn't them that filed the papers, but a neighbor using their unsecured wifi?

    2. Re:Isn't that a reflex amongst corporate lawyers? by redcircle · · Score: 0

      I wonder if they could break a CAPTCHA

    3. Re:Isn't that a reflex amongst corporate lawyers? by slashname3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      They have been using a specially modified version of Eliza to generate the motions. They had a team of lawyers file the first couple then simply started up the simulation and it is not filing all the paperwork. This is eventually going to cause a problem when they are asked where the programs law degree is from.

    4. Re:Isn't that a reflex amongst corporate lawyers? by oahazmatt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can you imagine a Beowulf cluster of RIAA lawyers?

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    5. Re:Isn't that a reflex amongst corporate lawyers? by argent · · Score: 1

      Sounds more like a windowbox than a farm.

    6. Re:Isn't that a reflex amongst corporate lawyers? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
      Or SHYSTER

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    7. Re:Isn't that a reflex amongst corporate lawyers? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Not until you suggested it.

      I'm not sure what it would do, other than nothing productive or useful.

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    8. Re:Isn't that a reflex amongst corporate lawyers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you imagine a Beowulf cluster of RIAA lawyers? That sounds like more of a Grendel cluster.
    9. Re:Isn't that a reflex amongst corporate lawyers? by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 1

      RIAA Lawyer: "They say you have a monstah here. They say your record profits are cursed."

      RIAA: "There have been many brave lawyers who have come, but in the morning, nothing was left but grease on the floor... and on the walls."

      RIAA Lawyer: "I am Beowulf! I will sue your monstah."


      Uhhh... x 100.

    10. Re:Isn't that a reflex amongst corporate lawyers? by Dekker3D · · Score: 1

      naw. preprogrammed AI would have hard-coded safeguards against insulting the judge. you'd need a neural network to simulate this, and those would soon get smarter than these bozos. you'd have to reset it daily to keep it this stupid.

      oh my god. beowulf cluster of riaa lawyers o_O

    11. Re:Isn't that a reflex amongst corporate lawyers? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Only if you pour hot grits down Natalie Portman's pants.

  17. couldn't happen by Presto+Vivace · · Score: 1

    to a more deserving trade association.

  18. Perhaps the RIAA lawyers could get jobs by RevWaldo · · Score: 1
  19. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by slashname3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You are correct. Innocence is no defense. While you may be presumed innocent until proven guilty the simple fact that you have been pulled into court before a judge and charged with a crime leaves a an indelible stench of guilt on you.

    I recently listened to a defense attorney spend considerable time schooling potential members of a jury in the difference between innocence and not guilt. He apparently was going for the not guilty verdict even though his client participated in the car jacking willingly. Most amazing speech I had heard in a long time. I think he was actually going to argue that his client just went along due to peer pressure and wanted to fit in.

    I learned a long time ago that in the court room the judge and attorneys involved are not interested in the truth, the facts, or with dispensing justice. They are there to tell a story and put on an act to convince the jury that their side is telling a better story than the other side.

    It reminds me a lot of survivor at the end where the remaining contestants tell a story to convince everyone in the jury to vote them the money.

  20. Re: Server Farm Lawyers by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Wasn't this a topic of the other news story a few hours ago, "bots gaming the system"?
    I think I recall the solution proposed in a post as "change the game so that the bots can't win".

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  21. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

    Hey, AC... Tell us why you think that a deaf guy that wants to decrypt legally bought DVDs so he can watch them on his PC, WITH headphones {as not to garner noise complaints from the neighbors} is a thief.

    Jerk.

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  22. IANAL, but... by jd · · Score: 3, Insightful
    (yeah, all posts are, so what's new?)

    First, I think the RIAA lawyers are probably doing nothing different from any lawyer - trying to get as many suits dismissed as possible, so they only have to argue the smallest subset possible. I can understand such a philosophy, when time is money, there's a pressure to get quick results, judgements are worse publicity than accusations, and so on. That is probably more a function of the legal system and the American attitude to high-pressure living/working than the RIAA.

    Second, if a motion is frivolous, the judge should be doing more than just wagging a finger. Abuse of legitimate procedures devalues those procedures for others, as it increases the likelihood of judges in future regarding all such motions in a more hostile light. The judicial system does not just have a responsibility for those who stand before it today, but a responsibility for all who may ever stand before it, which means that there should be subtle encouragement of motions which are plausible (even if they are ultimately dismissed) and an unsubtle discouragement of motions which cannot possibly be construed as reasonable.

    It would be interesting if the courts had greater powers (within reasonable bounds) to deal with contempt of court and any other abuse of court procedures, and a greater willingness to use those powers when lawyers or clients go beyond mere over-enthusiasm to being out of control. It wouldn't need to be severe. A compulsary psychiatric evaluation would be interesting, as it conveys all kinds of messages (real and imagined) about those who try to twist things.

    I also think that some sort of staggered system, where you have a first round of aggressive fact-finding that feeds into a second round trial system, would help avoid the problem, the idea being that dismissal or whatever doesn't have any meaning until after the facts have been established, and accusatory systems are not very good at establishing facts, they're too busy constructing theories, but fact-finding missions are very bad at establishing context. Hence the need for both in a way that doesn't lend one to distract from the other.

    The SCO/IBM case demonstrates a lot of what I'm talking about - a lot of the hold-ups and confusion was caused by wild speculation and insinuation, a lot of the useful stuff was done by establishing the groundwork, and all of this was before any actual trial had taken place. It would seem to follow that tuning the system according to experiences of what has been effective is better than maintaining a multi-millenia-old method that has acquired a lot of cruft and could do with some refactoring and bugfixing.

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    1. Re:IANAL, but... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Something's wrong when you title your post IANAL, but your username is JD. :-)

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    2. Re:IANAL, but... by jd · · Score: 1

      Since when has the justice department used lawyers? :)

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  23. Not unsual at all. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Rule 12(b)(6) motions to dismiss for failure to state a claim generally only require a response when they might actually succeed. Judges will usually give a party a chance to amend their claims to make them non-frivolous, but when the claims are good enough to state actual legal controversy that can be tried, then there's no need to get the other party involved.

    It's also worth noting that federal fact pleading standards are pretty lax. You have to really just plead random crazy talk.

    Really, I'm surprised the NYCL though that Rule 11 sanctions would be even a possibility for filing a 12(b)(6) motion. I thought that was just standard practice and that failing to raise these affirmative defenses was risking a future legal malpractice suit. Rule 11 sanctions, in practice, are an extraordinary occurrence, AFAIK.

    IANAL, though. Just a student.

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    1. Re:Not unsual at all. by nuzak · · Score: 1

      > Really, I'm surprised the NYCL though that Rule 11 sanctions would be even a possibility for filing a 12(b)(6) motion

      NYCL's postings all drip with snarky schadenfreude that pretty much overwhelms any technical analysis he has to give. If PACER is at one end of objectivity, NYCL has raced past Groklaw to reside at the other.

      I'm happy to see the RIAA get what's coming to them too, but NYCL's postings are purely for entertainment value, not edification.

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    2. Re:Not unsual at all. by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If PACER is at one end of objectivity, NYCL has raced past Groklaw to reside at the other. Guilty as charged. I have never professed or pretended to have "objectivity" towards the RIAA's litigation campaign. I hate the ground they walk upon. My blog is called "Recording Industry vs. The People", it starts off "About the RIAA's attempt to monopolize digital music by redefining copyright law, through the commencement of tens of thousands of extortionate lawsuits against ordinary working people.", and later on states "We established this site to collect and share information about the wave of sham "copyright infringement" lawsuits brought by four large record companies to abuse the American judicial system, distort copyright law, and frighten ordinary working people and their children." Does that sound some like someone trying to pass himself off as "objective"?

      NYCL's postings all drip with snarky schadenfreude On that I can't answer you. I don't what "snarky" means and I don't know what "schadenfreude" is. But I can tell you, with a fair amount of certainty, that my postings rarely, if ever, "drip".

      And thank you for mentioning me in the same breath as PACER and Groklaw.
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    3. Re:Not unsual at all. by nuzak · · Score: 1

      > I don't what "snarky" means and I don't know what "schadenfreude" is.

      Being the unfrozen ... er, simple down-home country lawyer that you are, right?

      Don't get me wrong, I rather like that someone is chronicling the Keystone Kops legal antics of the RIAA, and I never asked for an objective source in you, only a more objective source from somewhere.

      I just think that when you're the only source that seems to get any coverage on slashdot, I don't think it really serves the truth to be slavering over Rule 11 sanctions that aren't likely to happen, or any more likely to happen because the RIAA is a bunch of rat-bastards.

      I might share your slant, but I think it stands as object lesson how blogs are no substitute for journalism. Or at least shouldn't be.

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    4. Re:Not unsual at all. by man_ls · · Score: 2, Funny

      He means your posts exude smug epicaricacy. I don't necessarily agree, but that's the gist of it.

    5. Re:Not unsual at all. by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Funny

      He means your posts exude smug epicaricacy. I don't necessarily agree, but that's the gist of it. Thanks for the clarification. I don't know why he couldn't say it in plain English like you did.

      Well if I'm accused of feeling pleasure over the RIAA's misfortune, I am guilty as charged.
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    6. Re:Not unsual at all. by man_ls · · Score: 1

      You and me both.

    7. Re:Not unsual at all. by spikedvodka · · Score: 1

      "schadenfreude" is a german term that translates roughly as "Taking joy in doing damage" or "pleasure from misfortune"

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  24. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean you have three words for him. Three.

  25. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by n+dot+l · · Score: 5, Funny

    Personally I think RIAA should be able to hire mercenaries to rid the earth of such scum. Are you kidding? Comparing them to terrorists? Mere terrorists?! You want us to use mercenaries?! Christ, next thing you'll be wanting us to liberate them from their evil P2P overlords, or reform them, or stop antagonizing them by meddling in their culture, or something.

    No, these scum are far worse than terrorists; they are a plague, an infectious disease that destroys all it touches. Unrelenting, incurable. Even the courts are at their mercy. Mercenaries are not enough, here. Entire armies are insufficient. Not even the Spanish Inquisition (which nobody expects), could handle this. No, they must be wiped out from orbit, with nukes. It's the only way to be sure.

    Signed,
    The RIAA:
    Creators of the Culture,
    Bearers of the Truth,
    Defenders of the Civilization,
    Champions of Liberty,
    Dearer than Life Itself,
    Dread Rulers of the Abyss (in a good way, we assure you),
    Awesome Enough to Have Many Many Titles,
    Your Beloved Content-Owning Overlords.
  26. Shoot! Error in post. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    It's also worth noting that federal fact pleading standards are pretty lax. That's notice pleading, not fact pleading. Fact pleading is the code pleading still retained in a few state. Notice pleading is the federal method.

    I always get that mixed up and say the wrong thing.
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  27. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by spun · · Score: 3, Funny

    You wouldn't perchance be that certain talentless hack of a lawyer that NYCL has humiliated before, would you? Maybe you weren't cut out to be a lawyer, you know I hear KFC is hiring.

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  28. Maybe they where programers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for (i=0;i>-1;i++);

    And by that logic:

    while (lawsuit!=ganted) lawsuit++;

  29. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by snowraver1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I learned a long time ago that in the court room the judge and attorneys involved are not interested in the truth, the facts, or with dispensing justice. They are there to tell a story and put on an act to convince the jury that their side is telling a better story than the other side.


    Not quite, the Lawyer and Procecutor are each telling thier side. The prosecutor goes first and tries to make the defendant seem like the most vile person ever to walk the earth. Then it's the Lawyer's turn to make the defendant look like an angel and to make the procesutor look like he doesn't know anything.

    Many people at this point would think that this is silly, and nothing more than a show. It was always put to me this way: It's not a lawyers job to determine if thier client is innocent or not, that is the judge/jury's job. The lawyers job is to put the defendant in the best possible light, and to ensure that a fair trial is being conducted.
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  30. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    where the people who make the movies we watch are scum


    Whoa, you just reminded me of the Resident Evil and Silent Hill movies.
  31. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I learned a long time ago that in the court room the judge and attorneys involved are not interested in the truth, the facts, or with dispensing justice. They are there to tell a story and put on an act to convince the jury that their side is telling a better story than the other side.


    One movie that describes this perfectly, is "my cousin vinny". In the movie, Ralph Macchio of Karate Kid interprets a teenager who just happened to buy something at a store where 5 minutes later the clerk was shot.

    The district attorney hired a wonderful lawyer that moved the hearts and minds of everyone. Fortunately, the kid's cousin, Vinny, the most inefficient lawyer on earth, happened to save the day by presenting the facts to the jury (and add a lot of fun with his irreverence).

    One of my favorite movies, btw.
  32. Preaching to the Choir by grahamd0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We on Slashdot already quit buying CDs.

    The masses don't read tech sites, nor are they aware of the RIAA, nor would most of them care if they did.

    1. Re:Preaching to the Choir by UncleTogie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The masses don't read tech sites, nor are they aware of the RIAA, nor would most of them care if they did.

      All the more reason for we geeks to give 'em the answers in a format they can understand. I do it all the time here at the shop. They go away informed, a certain RIAA member loses PC sales over it, and life is good!

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    2. Re:Preaching to the Choir by lgw · · Score: 1

      Oh, some of us old guys still buy CDs (eye pod? sounds painful!), but we buy them used. More and more people are becoming aware of the RIAA thanks to their own awareness campaign, though I doubt anyone cares regardless.

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    3. Re:Preaching to the Choir by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Some of us even buy *new* CDs. Crazy, I know, but I actually like music and value it enough to part with some money.

      (Admittedly, 99% of the music I buy is on independent record labels.)

    4. Re:Preaching to the Choir by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

      I buy CDs if the albums are €10 or less and music from either more than 5 years ago, or old reliable bands. I don't have to even shop online for this requirement - the record stores here in Ireland seem to have permanent sales with the line-up changing monthly.

      That said, by not buying singles or downloading them illegally or overpriced, I severely curtail my music experience (especially as I mostly skip radio listening due to the amount of rubbish). Unfortunately however overblown the "crime" of "piracy", morally I can't justify practicing it and ignoring the law, despite being completely unsympathetic to the record companies or lawmakers.

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  33. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Mr+Abstracto · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why does a deaf guy need headphones?

  34. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How about one better. There are probably dozens of ways to do this, I would do with with Windows Vista Premium / Ultimate 64bit and an xbox 360. But you can do it with Apple TV, myth et al. I would like to load all of my DVDs onto 1 server and just stream that shit to my tv. Fuck opening DVD cases. It would be much better to leisurely watch all of MASH, or Dead Like Me, or whatever 1 or two episodes when the mood strikes, and not having to remember which episode/disc I was on. And while I'm at it, the NFL doesn't provide a DVD yearbook for each team (apparently they hate money), but think of the possiblity of that, a whole lifes worth of passive entertainment and slice of culture really on one server at the touch of a remote. The RI/MPAA says that's illegal and I should be punished. For using technology that already not only exists but is trivial to setup (aside from the nusiance of DVD ripping, which itself could be far less of a mess) my livelyhood, my future should be in jeopardy? This is how market forces are supposed to work? To prevent the embracing of wealth and progress, largely for sake of the poor math skills and emotional convenience of people who obviously don't know how to manage their businesses?

    The only just, sanction as far as I'm concerned, when such entities as the media companies overstep their bounds is to have the disputed properties placed in the public domain. The use of the works can still be tracked, and the companies that lost their rights to control the works can still be on the hook for all the royalty payments. If they're going to endanger people's livelyhood with their mistakes, it's only fair that their own hangs in the balance.

  35. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

    "What's a yute?"

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  36. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

    Why does a deaf guy need headphones?

    Read that as "severely deaf", at 70% loss. In other words, for every 10 words spoken to me, I hear three....

    "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?!?" ;)

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  37. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    from your local friend of thieves always peddling his dubious services here at slashdot, where the people who make the movies we watch are scum, and the people who think the world owes them a living a welcome Epic punctuation/grammar fail.

  38. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

    You missed the update. The RIAA and poor recording artists are losing Quadrillions of dollars a second. In fact it's so bad that bands are now resorting to cannibalism. Metallica Ate DEO's drummer and bass guitarist. and Nobody has seen Robert Palmer for a few weeks.

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  39. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Lumpy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I learned a long time ago that in the court room the judge and attorneys involved are not interested in the truth, the facts, or with dispensing justice. They are there to tell a story and put on an act to convince the jury that their side is telling a better story than the other side.

    This is the most important thing that EVERYONE needs to know.

    Justice and Guilt are nothing at all. A judge does not even care about it in any way.

    If you can pay for the best liar (lawyer) in town, you get what you want. It's that simple and it's the solid truth in the courts from local to the Supreme court.

    Never ever give a judge Honor, There has not been an Honorable Judge in existance for thousands of years.

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  40. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Eudial · · Score: 3, Funny

    You wouldn't steal a handbag!
    You wouldn't steal a car!
    You wouldn't steal a baby!
    You wouldn't shoot a policeman, and then steal his helmet!
    You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet, and send it to the policeman's grieving widow, and then steal it again!

    The IT crowd is funneh

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  41. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the words of the great philosopher, "Nuke 'em till they glow. Then shoot 'em in the dark."
    Words to live by.

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  42. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I learned a long time ago that in the court room the judge and attorneys involved are not interested in the truth, the facts, or with dispensing justice. They are there to tell a story and put on an act to convince the jury that their side is telling a better story than the other side.

    I know that's exactly right in Massachusetts. Grand juries operate in the most uncontitutional "spirit" imaginable - basically like China - and then their carefully selected evidence gets sent to a show trial, where the appearance of Constitutional rights is played out.

    I've only served on juries, never been involved in a crime, but even I could see it's an absolute farce. We found them guilty, by the way, which they certainly were within the context of the judge's instructions (and probably in fact as well). But knowing "the system"..... I will always wonder if we were right.
  43. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by DJProtoss · · Score: 1

    mercenaries? you expect the RIAA to have to pay to deal with this problem? No, this is an issue for the FBI,CIA and Marines. Its clearly the responsibility of the American tax-payers to fund this as just reprobation for all the copyright-infringers they have knowingly harboured.

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  44. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by DJProtoss · · Score: 4, Funny

    Metallica Ate DEO's drummer and bass guitarist. and Nobody has seen Robert Palmer for a few weeks. You make these sound like bad things
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  45. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by ehrichweiss · · Score: 2, Informative

    I know you're being funny but FYI, Robert Palmer, who sang "Addicted to Love", died in 2003.

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  46. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by hostyle · · Score: 0

    he's doing it wrong :/ its foffkbai.

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  47. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Aranykai · · Score: 4, Funny

    My mom always called that "selective hearing". Apparently, all the men in the family suffer from it severely.

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  48. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by crontabminusell · · Score: 1

    It was always put to me this way: It's not a lawyers job to determine if thier client is innocent or not, that is the judge/jury's job. The lawyers job is to put the defendant in the best possible light, and to ensure that a fair trial is being conducted. "Best possible light" and "fair trial" are mutually exclusive.
  49. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And Michael Gabriel stole his own web server from the data center to hock it for grocery money...

  50. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by ppanon · · Score: 1

    No, these scum are far worse than terrorists; they are a plague, an infectious disease that destroys all it touches. Unrelenting, incurable. Even the courts are at their mercy. Mercenaries are not enough, here. Entire armies are insufficient. Not even the Spanish Inquisition (which nobody expects), could handle this. No, they must be wiped out from orbit, with nukes. It's the only way to be sure.

    Signed,
    The RIAA:
    Creators of the Culture, Uh Sir,

    I have someone on the line who identifies himself as Absence of Gravitas who would like a word with you.
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  51. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IMHO, pro-piracy bullshit sounds more like, "Don't share files on the Internet where the RIAA can detect you. Rip and burn your entire CD collection to DVDs and give a copies to all of your friends."

  52. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

    One movie that describes this perfectly, is "my cousin vinny". In the movie, Ralph Macchio of Karate Kid interprets a teenager who just happened to buy something at a store where 5 minutes later the clerk was shot.

    One of my favorite movies, btw.

    Oh, yes; a very good movie indeed, if only because the judge was played by the immortal Fred Gwynne...
  53. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Z34107 · · Score: 1

    "Best possible light" and "fair trial" are mutually exclusive.

    Only if you assume that the defendant is guilty to begin with. Putting a guilty person in the "best possible light" sure isn't "fair' now, is it?

    But, putting innocent people in the "best possible light" definitely is. Too bad absolutely everybody brought to court is guilty, then.

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  54. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by houstonbofh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A friend of mine (yes he is an attorney, but I like him anyway) described our legal system accurately. You line up both sides and through money at each other until one side gives up. He is amazing at his job...

  55. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by sconeu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Given that Gwynne died in 1993, I'd guess he wasn't immortal.

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  56. No? by Rydia · · Score: 1

    "I opined that 'it is highly unlikely that the RIAA will make a motion to dismiss counterclaims,' since I knew they'd be risking sanctions if they did."

    Well, that was rather stupid of you. Why in god's name would you not make the motion? Even if you know the judge is going to deny it, if you in good faith think you have ground to file it (the judge disagreeing does not mean it's groundless), you have to make the motion to preserve that issue for appeal.

    Under your bizarre logic, a criminal defendant should never move for a new trial after a bench trial, because the judge already said the guy was guilty! Silly defendant! Except if he doesn't, his appeal isn't worth a hill of beans.

    1. Re:No? by ProfM · · Score: 1

      Well, that was rather stupid of you. Why in god's name would you not make the motion? Even if you know the judge is going to deny it, if you in good faith think you have ground to file it (the judge disagreeing does not mean it's groundless), you have to make the motion to preserve that issue for appeal.

      ER, actually, if you make the same poor/bad motions time and time again, you will get sanctions against you. In fact, he DID mention that fact in the OP.

      Take, for instance, tax protesters. They ROUTINELY use arguments that (almost) ALWAYS gets them into more trouble. Even if you bring up an argument that has "been settled" by the courts in prior trials will turn a judge against you.

      The blatent gall that the RIAA lawyers have in telling the judge he's wrong will NOT get the judge to say "Oh gee, you're right all along, my bad". It'll just piss him off to the point of letting him find more flaws with the RIAA's arguments in other areas.

      #include

    2. Re:No? by Rydia · · Score: 1

      "The blatent gall that the RIAA lawyers have in telling the judge he's wrong will NOT get the judge to say "Oh gee, you're right all along, my bad". It'll just piss him off to the point of letting him find more flaws with the RIAA's arguments in other areas."

      Attorneys tell the judge that he's wrong all the time. Every case, actually. There will always be a motion to dismiss. There will always be a motion to reconsider. There will always be a motion for summary judgment. There will always be a motion to reconsider that ruling.

      This is all part of normal trial procedure. In fact, these motions are required to preserve issues for appeal. Just because a trial court ruled against them in a similar yet unrelated case by no means makes the motion frivolous.

  57. Re:Oops by el+americano · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Consequently, because the Court has previously resolved all of the issues raised in Plaintiffs' motion to dismiss, and because the Court is not convinced that its prior decision was wrong, the Court needs no response from Defendant and the motion is due to be denied."

    Translation: Not this shit again.

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  58. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'd really like to see a version of that 'commercial' where it goes like this:

    You wouldn't steal a handbag! (Show guy grabing handbag, women freaking out)

    You wouldn't steal a dvd (show guy stealing dvd, shop owner freaking out)

    You wouldn't steal a car (etc)
    ...BUT if you could duplicate them for free without anyone losing anything... you WOULD! (show guy pulling 'magic duplicator' from pocket, point it at car, ::poof::, second car appears. Guy gets into duplicate, drives off. Car dealer starts to run after him, then notices he's not missing any cars.)

    (repeat similar with the other items, in reverse order- dvd, handbag. In each case, the person who was pissed off before is no longer,because they aren't missing anything.)

  59. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Gewalt · · Score: 3, Funny

    It takes years of training to master that skill.

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  60. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did some judge spill coke on your laptop or something?

  61. Take that RIAA! by Puffy+Director+Pants · · Score: 1

    Take that RIAA! And since this is in Florida, you know the decision was correct! They never mess anything up down there!

  62. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Awesome Enough to Have Many Many Titles, Your Beloved Content-Owning Overlords. I for one welcome our Beloved Cont- ... no fuck that I hate you RIAA
  63. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Kingrames · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, there can be only one.

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  64. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The average of two opposing lies is the truth, then?

  65. Oh, come on by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Frivious" is a perfectly cromulent word!

    1. Re:Oh, come on by merchant_x · · Score: 1

      "Frivious" is a perfectly cromulent word!

      Thank you for embiggening my vocabulary.

  66. Re:Not unusual at all. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    If you don't mind me asking, why did you raise the Rule 11 flag? I didn't see anything in the RIAA's response other than the usual boilerplate, laundry list of denials and affirmative defenses (which must be raised then or forever lost).

    I've heard that opposing counsel in New York (as well as Chicago or LA) courts can be a little more acrimonious than where I'm studying, but I didn't think that Rule 11 sanctions for this sort of thing were possible.

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  67. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by neomunk · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, but Keith Richards had his corpse on display, someone ganked it in the fray.

  68. Opined?!? by tqk · · Score: 0, Troll

    Waaayy the fsck off topic but, you opined?!?

    Would you people please try not to emulate Shakespeare? He's been done, much better than you ever will.

    Opined, on /.?!? What the fsck for?!?

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  69. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by scatters · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's a coincidence because Peter Gabriel also had his servers stolen :) Since he's not exactly a favourite child of the RIAA, I suspect their hand in it.

    "I would say to artists at the beginning of their career in this business: own your name, own your website, own your rights. There's a future with a record business, which I think does a great job sometimes, but as a service industry and not as owners of creative talent. But it's only if artists are smart enough, which traditionally we've never been, to act together and to work together that we're going to see that sort of future." (Peter Gabriel speaking at the BT Digital Music Awards in 2006)

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  70. Re:unusual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't happen very often, and it ranks pretty high on the 'how to tell if the judge is pissed' scale.

  71. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by sootman · · Score: 1

    Can't speak for DEO (did you mean DIO?) but Robert Palmer's over here.

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  72. Re:Not unusual at all. by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

    If you don't mind me asking, why did you raise the Rule 11 flag? Because Judge Lazzara had ruled on all these questions 7 1/2 months earlier.
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  73. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by mooreti1 · · Score: 1

    Careful, my friend, you might find yourself in need of a lawyer one day for a frivolous suit, and then where will you be?

    Regards,

    Ambulance Chasing Dick, Esq.

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  74. Irony of a lawyer talking about "plain English" by Schnoodledorfer · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the clarification. I don't know why he couldn't say it in plain English like you did. I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic, but I don't think you are. The words "snarky" and "schadenfreude" are fairly commonly used in English writing; I'm surprised if you are unfamiliar with them. OTOH, I've never heard of "epicaricacy" before and there is no entry for it at dictionary.com nor in my collegiate dictionary, so it must be used only very rarely if at all. Of course, lawyers are familiar with a somewhat different set of words than normal people use. In my opinion, the original is a better, if not great, example of plain speaking (by non-lawyers) than man_ls's explanation.

    BTW, snarky means testy or snide, rather than smug. Schadenfreude refers to taking pleasure in someone else's misfortune. Typing "define:epicaricacy" into Google results in only one definition (with a broken link) that is mostly identical to one of the results for "define:schadenfreude", including the claim that it is a loanword from German. I don't know what to make of that. I assume epicaricacy means schadenfreude, but it doesn't look like something that originally came from German.
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    1. Re:Irony of a lawyer talking about "plain English" by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Here is where I go for the definition of rare words. Incidentally, Wikipedia says that epicaricacy is Greek in origin; schadenfreude is the word borrowed from the Germans. And as you correctly assume, the two are functionally equivalent.

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  75. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

    My mom layed all the men in the family

    wtf? Did I just hear you say that???

  76. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Thanshin · · Score: 1

    ext. street - day - clear

    An elegant woman walking. Suddenly a man runs past her and steals her handbag with a strong pull.

                                    NARRATOR (V.O.)
                      "You wouldn't steal a handbag."

    ext. street2 - day - clear

    A man in a suit leaves behind his Ferrari and keeps walking. A thief, stands from his hiding place, close by, and starts trying to force open the driver's door.

                                    NARRATOR (V.O.)
                      "You wouldn't steal a car."

    int. Electronics shop, backstore - day

    There's a simple machine with two "dishes". On one of those dishes stands a new flat screen TV, inside it's box. The machine has a very visible red button.

    A CLERK in the store's uniform enters the room, pushes the button and a perfect copy of the TV appears from thin air in the second dish.

    The CLERK takes the "cloned" TV and exits the room

                                    NARRATOR (V.O.)
                      "But, how much should they cost
                        if they were free to copy?"

    int. Electronics shop - day

    A couple is eagerly waiting. The CLERK comes with the previously cloned TV, leaves it on a table for them and takes the couple's credit card.

                                    NARRATOR (V.O.)
                        "Free things shouldn't be sold."

  77. Re:Oops by Eivind · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's hardly a smart move to annoy the judge. This is a pretty accurately aimed footbullet.

  78. Definition of "frivious" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's clear, man. It is a contraction of "frivolous" (as in "stupid") and "previous" (as in "not this shit again", quoting some previous comment).

    Uh... back to coding.

  79. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by syousef · · Score: 1

    Nobody has seen Robert Palmer for a few weeks.

    I think you mean decades.

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  80. At the very least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're being an arsehole.

    You can either get a one-liner out that misses the minutae or bore the arse of everyone by detailing the precise scenario.

    Now, when you chop at a door, you get a chip in the door. You would, if you're sane, expect another chip.

    If the door is infinitely large and you place the chip in a new place, you will NEVER get through. So you aim to put the chip in the second and later chops at the place of the earlier chip. Ergo, making the chip deeper. Reasoning that if you make the chip deeper than the wooden door, you will break through. But you aren't repeating the same thing and expecting a different result: you're expecting the cut to get deeper.

  81. Re:Oops by MacWiz · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Hardly a smart move" could be the RIAA's secret motto.

  82. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Rich0 · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the part where the defense attourney's reputation depends solely on people being found innocent (or at least getting reduced charges/sentences). The prosecutor's reputation depends solely on how many person-years of prison sentences are dispensed by the time he runs for governor or whatever.

    Neither is particularly interested in actual justice. If the prosecutor suspected the defendant was innocent but knew he could get a conviction, how many would seriously consider dropping the case?

    There is a really good frontline that you can watch online on the impact of plea bargaining on the justice system. Scary stuff...

  83. Cartel by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

    The RIAA is a cartel and should be disbanded and it's members prosecuted under the RICO Act.

    Of course, IANAL so maybe I am incorrect or just engaging in wishful thinking.

  84. I like the footnotes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "1 The Court notes that Plaintiffsâ(TM) counsel in this case represented Plaintiffs in that
    case, and Defendantâ(TM)s counsel in this case represented Defendant in that case as well."

    Translating:

    I know that you know that I know you've done this before and what the result was, and I know that you know the defense knows that too, so WTF are you trying to pull here?

  85. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by ajs · · Score: 1

    from your local friend of thieves always peddling his dubious services here at slashdot, where the people who make the movies we watch are scum, and the people who think the world owes them a living a welcome. Of course, there's the usual answer to this: copyright infringement isn't theft.

    However, there's a deeper problem, here. The people who make films aren't scum. They're hard-working men and women who do amazing things within a corrupt system that often abuses their trust and makes decisions that seem to stem from a culture long thought dead.

    It is critical that we not dismiss this as greedy consumers trying to scrape free stuff out of starving artists. We're just concerned about what it is that we're getting out of the deal that we made with artists and publishers over 200 years ago, and we're questioning whether or not we've actually achieved the goal of the copyright system or if we've just created a monster in the form of giant corporations with no respect for either the consumer or the producer, but which reap all nearly all of the profits.

    On the music front, which is more apropos the story, it's even worse. See the links at the end of my essay, Fight against the RIAA which details some of the horrible conditions that a band can find themselves in when they sign on with a major label, and some of the ways that they're abusing their customers.

    It's not that we think we should get something for free. It's that we've given a free empire to these companies through copyright law, and what we're getting back in return is more and more demands for deeper controls over what we do with the output of those individuals that they have been abusing for decades.

  86. Re:Oops by hey! · · Score: 1

    I dunno. It worked for Microsoft.

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  87. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by hey! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem is that the analogy is fundamentally broken. One way or the other, it only addresses the superficial consequences of making copies.

    Imagine you did have a 'magic duplicator'. It's not true that use of this would be harmless.

    It wouldn't harm the owner of the car. It would harm the people who make a living assembling the car from its design, who make a living advertising, promoting and selling the car. They'd have to find other jobs.

    It would also remove the current structure which pays the designers of the car. And so, in absence of an alternative method of paying, it harms them too. Granted when we talk about music, most people in this position don't make any money out of the system. And even if the system could be reformed so that they all can eke out aliving, it is so fabulously expensive with respect to the amount it pays them it's very nearly indefensible.

    The morality of copying depends on whether you think that the market will provide alternatives for creators in the absence of selling copies.

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  88. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by deepfreeze77 · · Score: 1

    Nobody has seen Robert Palmer for a few weeks.

    I guess he was Simply Irresistable.

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  89. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by paving-slab · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...It would harm the people who make a living assembling the car...

    Why the hell would people be assembling the car if there was a magic duplicator?

    Do you imagine a band records each cd seperately?

    ...who make a living advertising, promoting and selling the car. They'd have to find other jobs...

    Your right, that wouldn't be fair. Obviously even though their jobs are redundant progress should be halted so they can continue to make a living without the hassle of retraining.

  90. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Duhavid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But if such a duplicator existed, there would be far fewer people making a living assembling a car from a design. Most of them would still have to find another job.

    The designers would probably move upscale, providing more unique cars, creating one real model, then duplicating a small ( or large, depending on his/her/its tastes, etc ) number of duplicates, selling them relatively cheaply, depending on the requirements of the duplicator.

    Good points, though.

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  91. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    "Given that Gwynne died in 1993, I'd guess he wasn't immortal."
    That's impossible. I'm certain I saw the very scene the OP describes just last year.
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  92. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    But if such a duplicator existed, there would be far fewer people making a living assembling a car from a design. Most of them would still have to find another job.

    If there was truly a "magic duplicator" we'd have the Star Trek scenario where we don't have a "resource based" economy. We pull what we need out of thin air, and don't require jobs because there is no need.

    Once your basic needs are fulfilled for "free", you move onto the important things in life -- drinking, watching porn, hanging out at the beach. Eventually, people get bored with base pursuits (and the beach gets too crowded) and they start looking for self actualization and do art and science because they want to and find it rewarding. Then we get a peaceful idyllic society and women wear short skirts and gogo boots. Money becomes largely obsolete.

    That is, unless you buy into the distopian view where a few people control it and screw the rest of us over. They make what they need and enslave us to do the rest. Opulence for a few and abject poverty for the remainder.

    As much as I'm being flippant, such a "magic duplicator" would fundamentally change all of the underlying rules and assumptions about how society operates. Likely in ways we can't readily predict. If we can create everything I need at no cost, what do I need a job for?

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  93. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by monxrtr · · Score: 1

    But not any single person would need to "make a living" doing anything as physical scarcity would cease to exist with such duplicators. This would be good, not bad. Food and shelter would cease to be a problem. Nobody would need to go to work for 30 years to pay off a mortgage. Just like it's good we don't need to hire people to manually pump plants for oxygen in the air. Everyone is wealthier because it saves labor.

    And people will still contribute, as the economy would evolve almost completely to ideas and fame. All you need look at for evidence is the trillions of exponentially growing free posts made all over the place on the internet. Some of those posts would be ideas for car designs. Some of those posts would be improvements on nanotechnology software for efficiently rendering car design copies. All those things could be spread through message boards and video posts.

    This is the Utopia humanity is striving for, and we can be 50% of the way there today by eliminating copyrights and patents that result in artificial scarcity and stifled innovation. The other 50% is simply nano-tech physical duplicators.

    And everybody already does duplicate the things and inventions of others: look at all the houses that have doors and windows, look at those cars with wheels, look at people wearing shirts, shoes, and pants.

    Why the hell should people be making music or software games in the first place when people are starving due to food shortages? Or houses are too expensive due to supply problems? Maybe the world would be a better place if musicians became ditch diggers and construction workers. They're still free to make music whistling while they work. And if you don't like to be copied, remain silent, and stop copying others. Nobody alive has any reason to complain about copying because they wouldn't remotely be able to do what they do today if they weren't by definition copying others.

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  94. Any chance of a class action suit against the RIAA by paratiritis · · Score: 1

    in Florida or the rest of the US by victims of spamigation? This seems like a good way for these people to be compansated for their troubles, caused by the RIAA in the first place.

  95. 17 lines? by Bilbo · · Score: 1

    Holy Typesetters, Batman!! The judge took a grand total of 17 lines of text (one and a half pages) for his entire opinion, excluding the footnotes. I guess he must not have thought the RIAA's arguments were worth much discussion.

    (I've got a piece of tissue paper that'll hold more water than that.)

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  96. Re:More pro-piracy bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we got rid of feudalism once, why do we have to fight against it again?

    You, and the nouveau Dukes and Lords of Intellectual Property you support belong in history's trash bin.

  97. One word RICO by sglines · · Score: 1

    Given the RIAA's behavior when will the record companies be hit with the RICO statutes? They are obviously organized crime and in the extortion business.

    1. Re:One word RICO by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      Given the RIAA's behavior when will the record companies be hit with the RICO statutes? They are obviously organized crime and in the extortion business. Aren't extortion, computer fraud and abuse, deceptive trade practices, illegal investigations, trespass, and abuse of process good enough for you?

      Boy are you picky.
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  98. I wouldn't steal by jonasj · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised noone posted a link to this:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=qmXv3naV_IQ

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