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  1. Re:hmm on Diebold CEO Resigns Under Cloud · · Score: 1
    Anything done properly can be trustworthy, however, the world vehemently opposes properly done anything, it likes to throw in a bit of chaos and paranoia.

    Quit blaming Eris for your problems. Seriously. Take an asprin, or something.

  2. Re:fp on Mice Created With Human Brain Cells · · Score: 1

    Dude. My last name is von Kleist. I'm German, you fuckwit. You got the killing order backwards.

  3. Re:Dolphin gang rape on Mice Created With Human Brain Cells · · Score: 1

    If you think that's bad, well. I guess you think it's bad.

  4. Re:fp on Mice Created With Human Brain Cells · · Score: 1
    jews did 9/11 and TOOKIE REALLY DID HIS MURDERS. loooooooooooool. lameness filter aborted.
    If only we could add 100,000 brain cells to you.

    Why waste those 100,000 brain cells in such an inhumane manner? I have the cure for stupidity right here.

    A loaded revolver.

  5. Re:I for one welcome our new Brainy Mice Overlords on Mice Created With Human Brain Cells · · Score: 0
    I don't think you're going to get too many lawer mice out of this. To do that, you need to remove some of the original brain material, and substitute in some shark brain cells.

    Run! The Munchkin Rules Lawyers cometh!

  6. Re:The "yuck factor" on Mice Created With Human Brain Cells · · Score: 2, Funny

    FRY:Hey, Wait a minute! Is this another experiment that crosses a line that man was not meant to cross?

    PROFESSOR: Holds Index finger and thumb almost together, shrugging

  7. Re:I for one welcome... on Mice Created With Human Brain Cells · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and assume that you're female, since you have a need for a cat'boy.' So, uh, I have these adorable ears left over from my Inu Yasha costume...

    Um. Yeah. That's all I really had to say.

  8. Re:WTF? on Mice Created With Human Brain Cells · · Score: 1
    I thought mice - being pan dimensional beings - were far more advanced than humans (ranked 3, just after dolphins). This is like modding an xbox 360/ps3/whatever with a Z80 - why whould you want to do that?

    Because somewhere, everytime you do it, a Systems Engineer dies inside.

    That, or it makes God cry. I forget exactly. Oh, well. Back to masturbating. Gotta get rid of those kittens somehow.

  9. Re:well i think on Mice Created With Human Brain Cells · · Score: 4, Interesting
    "'The worry is if you humanize them too much you cross certain boundaries,' said David Magnus, director of the Stanford Medical Center for Biomedical Ethics. 'But I don't think this research comes even close to that.'"

    Yes, certain boundaries. F#%$# you. Using other animals to experiences already is "certain boundaries".

    At least, they wont be too "human" and so, they will not destroy and kill other species only for fun. This right, we cannot give to any other animal, because we can easily lost our "superiority".

    Woah, there! Easy now, fellah! We've already lost that one to Chimps, at the very least, who have been seen to actively seek out and kill Chimps that don't belong to their own group, going so far as, when finding a lone 'other,' to head back, round up a posse, and then go 'curb stomp' their 'ass.' Chimps will also kill babies of any female they meet that they have not had sex with. Hence Chimp promiscuity.

    And dolphins also commit gang-rape.

    We humans aren't so special after all.

  10. Re:what are we going to do tonight brain... on Mice Created With Human Brain Cells · · Score: 1, Funny
    get experimented on barberously!
    They gave you a bad haircut? The bastards!

    Seriously! They shaved their tails bald!

  11. Re:"even though", not "because" on EFF Sues NC Election Board · · Score: 1
    Depending on how you implemented this, you barely need a filesystem!

    Bah! Filesystems! You kids don't know how good you have it! Back in my day we didn't have filesystems! We had a bloke named 'Bob' whose job it was what to remember the things the machine needed to keep track of! He worked 29 hours a day, drank turpentine instead of coffee, was ritualistically sacraficed by Satanists every three minutes, and paid for the privellage! And liked it!

  12. Re:cool on EFF Sues NC Election Board · · Score: 1
    Did I piss off a flordia resident? Don't worry, I don't think you're too much of a maroon.

    Yeah. You did. As a Florida Resident, five blocks from the U of F, who works across University Avenue from it, I can tell you we're called Floridiots.

    Also, it's moron, not maroon, dumbass.

  13. Re:Beaten? on Kansas Anti-Creationism Professor Resigns · · Score: 1
    Should we then search for Jehovah 1 and a corporate sin galaxy? Surely it would be easier to find evidence for "Bob" than it would be to find evidence for Adam, given a lesser timescale. I bet the odds are about the same on finding evidence that truly supports either one...

    I say we just leave it up to Eris.

  14. Re:wish in one hand... on Australian Senator Wants to Censor the Net · · Score: 2, Informative
    Oddly, a goatse link would be informative in response to this parent.

    Ask, and ye shall recieve: hello.jpg

  15. Re:w00t! on Scientists Unlock Reasons Cancer Spreads · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Pssh. I smoke unfiltered cigarettes for a reason.
    They're better for you. The filter is where they put the heroin.

  16. Re:Why should only Christian parents be challenged on ESRB Retorts to NIMF · · Score: 1

    I know you can't do this on the internet, TripMaster, but there is a little thing I've started to doing to people when they're stupid infront of me in an arguement.

    I slap the shit out of them. If they attempt to have me arrested, I will profess that since I am ordained, and a Discordian Zen-Buddhist Master, I was giving them religious counselling by slapping them. I.E., trying to snap them out of their rut.

  17. Re:why fight the inevitable? on Failing Ocean Current Raises Fears of Mini Ice Age · · Score: 1

    You're a silly sod. There are two forms of the Mayan Calender. Long and Short. The Long Calender doesn't even begin to approach a 'rollover.' We're all safe.

  18. Re:Grr... on Venus at Peak of Brightness · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'm hoping for all the disgruntled detectives to come out of the woodwork.

  19. Re:It's not that difficult... on Revolution Roundtable · · Score: 1
    There are many more examples, but for christ's sake even if you are a geek I think you should be able to wave a 4-6oz. controller around for a couple hours even with no massive strain - we aren't talking about a cinder block here. If you are too weak to handle that, then it is really time to put the game console away and go excercise.

    Amen to that. People often seriously underestimate what their body can do.

    I used to swordfight quite often, and people were amazed that I could stand in about a hundred pounds of steel and do a cartwheel. Or that I could prance around in said hundred pounds of steel carrying a doubleweight practice shield and a doubleweight practice sword for about ten minutes.

    Now, I was fucking exhausted to hell after that, but I could do it.

    At the place where I currently work, one of the duties of the servers (read: girls) is to fill up the ice in the soft drink machine. There are several there who refuse to do it because they "can't." When I was six I could have lifted ten pounds of ice over my head. I finally got one who thought she couldn't do it to actually try, and she was suprised she could.

  20. Re:Grr... on Venus at Peak of Brightness · · Score: 1
    Yes, but the grass is always green! :)

    Come on, look on the bright side!

    Don't you think women in rain coats are sexy?!

    On a related tangental note, perhaps you could tell me something.

    Where is Carmen Sandiego?
    Carmen Sandiego.
    Where on Earth can she be?

  21. Re:Fear the Slashdot Hive Mind on Pictures by Hive Mind · · Score: 2, Funny
    > " Pictures by Hive Mind" > > A very interesting little experiment where multiple viewers get to select whether to set a single pixel to black or white, to help build a picture.
    We are the Slashdotters. Purchase more bandwidth and increase your hosting budget. We will add your experimental and pixelogical distinctiveness to our own. Your images will adapt to resemble that of the Goaste Guy. Resistance is futile.

    Correction: Resistance is futile if less than 1 Ohm.

  22. Re:How? on When The Other Woman Is An Xbox · · Score: 1

    You seem to be my kind of crazy.

    If you goto the University of Flordia, stop by Momo's and as for <secretcodename>von Klizzel.</secretcodename>

  23. Re:Sweet on Researchers Identify Gene Involved in Regeneration · · Score: 1
    If they'll be selling RoRs soon, how long before I can buy a WoW?

    Oy, hey now! Keep that thing in your pants, Sparky!

  24. Re:Reminds me of a song. on The 11 Year Soap Bubble · · Score: 1

    You fail it. Merely changing a single word instance is a trick even someone without knowledge of PERL could pull off.

    Stand back, and observe the Magic.

    TripMaster who can I turn to?
    You give me something that's not duped.
    I know you think I'm like the others before
    Who saw your name and UID on the post.

    TripMaster, I got your UID.
    I need to ask for advice.
    TripMaster, I'm goin' crazy.
    8-6-7-5 Dupes Today, 8-6-7-5 Dupes Today...
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    TripMaster, you're the firstposter for me.
    You don't know me but you make me so happy.
    I tried to email you before but I lost my nerve.
    I tried to orbit, but I was perterbed.

    Trip, I got your UID,
    I need some good advice.


    TripMaster, don't change your UID,
    8-6-7-5 Dupes Today, 8-6-7-5 Dupes Today
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    I got it, I got it!
    I got your UID off the post!
    I got it, I got it!
    For a first post, for a good first post call....

    Trip, don't change your UID.
    I need some good advice.
    TripMaster. I'll /whois your UID,
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    Oh TripMaster, who can I turn to? (8-6-7-5 Dupes Today)
    For the price of bandwidth I can always turn to you.
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  25. Re:Tongue-in-cheek: on Darwin Evolving Into A Tricky Exhibit · · Score: 1

    Why was that Tounge-in-Cheek?

    Novvs Ordo Seclorvm!