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Failing Ocean Current Raises Fears of Mini Ice Age

Designadrug writes "This article from Newscientist paints a picture of a major climate control mechanism teetering on the brink: "The ocean current that gives western Europe its relatively balmy climate is stuttering, raising fears that it might fail entirely and plunge the continent into a mini ice age. The dramatic finding comes from a study of ocean circulation in the North Atlantic, which found a 30% reduction in the warm currents that carry water north from the Gulf Stream.""

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  1. Global Warming! by phoenix.bam! · · Score: 4, Funny

    But the earth isn't supposed to regulate itself! We're making it hotter! OH NOES!!!1 Seriously, who wouldn't expect something like this to happen. The temperature differential that drives that current has shrunk slightly and therefore as lost some momentum. Then Europe gets cold for a while, things even out, and everyone is happy. Except 50 cent. because his game is stupid.

    1. Re:Global Warming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get out your coats and fire up the coal oven, Cletis!

    2. Re:Global Warming! by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0

      Of course the Earth regulates itself in response to atmospheric changes - that's what the Greenhouse is: "Bryden speculates that the warming may have been part of a global temperature increase brought about by man-made greenhouse warming, and that this is now being counteracted by a decrease in the northward flow of warm water". If you think it's all just "warming", you don't really understand climatology - a complex subject barely understood even by experts like 50 Cent.

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    3. Re:Global Warming! by Coryoth · · Score: 5, Informative

      The temperature differential that drives that current has shrunk slightly and therefore as lost some momentum. Then Europe gets cold for a while, things even out, and everyone is happy.

      Not really. Europe, and North America get colder yes (and to be honest I'm not all that happy about that, living in Canada at the moment), but the rest of the trapped heat from global warming doesn't magically vanish, it simply gets pushed elsewhere - so think more more heat (and droughts) for Africa, more energy in the Carribean to help power hurricanes etc.

      This is why the term "global climate change" is preferred these days. While there is "global warming" in that there is more energy trapped and retained in the system, that doesn't mean it's going to be evenly distributed as warming, it just means more energy in the system which can result in more dramatic swings and changes in climate.

      Jedidiah.

    4. Re:Global Warming! by ndogg · · Score: 5, Informative

      Global warming is a bit of a misleading name. Yes, the average temperature of the planet will go up, but that does not mean all places on the planet will increase in temperature. Before this, many scientists speculated that global warming would result in far colder, harsher winters for the United Kingdom.

      The one thing about global warming that people must understand is that it will throw all the climate regions into chaos, and change them, which will change the local fauna and flora.

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    5. Re:Global Warming! by Shihar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I am curious if there is a technological solution to the problem. Granted, mucking around in big natural system is always more then a little risky, but if there is a serious problem, I couldn't think of a better place for it then the North Atlantic. Surrounding the North Atlantic are the richest and most technologically advanced nations in the world. If anyone can scrape up some money for some grand technological solution, I imagine the US and EU are the two entities to do it.

      Certainly it would be nice to simply halt climate change by altering the amount of green house gases being released, but there is no guarantee that we can change fast enough to have any noticeable effect. There also isn't any guarantee that we haven't already slipped over some equilibrium point and are accelerating to a new one regardless of green house gas levels.

      Personally, I am curious why we don't look for more grand scale technological solutions to environmental problems. We have certainly proven that we can very effectively destroy the ozone with just a little CFCs. We know how to increase global warming. Why in the hell hasn't anyone found a chemical that promotes ozone expansion or reduces global warming?

    6. Re:Global Warming! by image77 · · Score: 1

      Did you really expect 50 Cent's game to be good? I mean, his GAME isn't even all that good....

      "Don't you know that you are a shooting star? Don't you know?"

    7. Re:Global Warming! by Oarsman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of course the earth is self-regulating. See:

      1. Humans cause global warming.
      2. Earth's ice caps melt
      3. Oceans rise & current flow stops.
      4. World cools.
      5. Ice caps grow.
      6. Ice caps kick human's ass
      7. No more humans = no more global warming. Problem solved.
      8. Ice caps go back to normal.

      See? Makes sense to me.

    8. Re:Global Warming! by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 1

      We will build a Giant Mirror in space to reflect back some of the sun light, reducing the heat that's reaches earth to be trapped! Do I get Al Gore's sapphires now?

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    9. Re:Global Warming! by Coryoth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Personally, I am curious why we don't look for more grand scale technological solutions to environmental problems. We have certainly proven that we can very effectively destroy the ozone with just a little CFCs. We know how to increase global warming. Why in the hell hasn't anyone found a chemical that promotes ozone expansion or reduces global warming?

      Well there is plenty of work being done, you just have to know what to look for. Here's some Wikipedia information on various schemes at artificial carbon sequestration - basically just getting the carbon out of the atmosphere and locking it up somewhere.

      As to mitigation with regard to a stalling north Atlantic conveyor - the cause, according to the models that predict such a thing, is lowered salinity of water in the north Atlantic, which means lowered density which means it doesn't sink when it should, and hence the system stalls. The obvious ways to "correct" that are to increase the salinity by removing fresh water, or by adding salt, or some combination thereof. Doing such a thing would be a huge and expensive exercise, but depending on how badly tthings stall and how bad the weather gets, it may well be worthwhile. I expect that there are people working the numbers for various schemes along those lines.

      Jedidiah.

    10. Re:Global Warming! by toddhunter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The one thing about global warming that people must understand is that it will throw all the climate regions into chaos, and change them, which will change the local fauna and flora.
      Change? Yes, but will it be better or worse? Will the effect be a bad one or a good one overall for the fauna and flora. This is what we really don't know or understand.

    11. Re:Global Warming! by shmlco · · Score: 3, Informative
      At one point in time (1975) we were told we should consider spreading soot all over the artic to increase heat retention. This "technological" fix was designed to decrease the dangers of "global cooling".

      http://www.thenewamerican.com/tna/1997/vo13no25/vo 13no25_alarmism.htm

      Perhaps, should we enter a new ice age, the northern countries will want to reconsider this idea...

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    12. Re:Global Warming! by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Although your point is well taken that humans are part of earth as well, I do think it would take more than a little ice age to end us. We managed to survive in Ice Age eras before, we can atleast by duplicating that success even if it may cost us the temporary 'hibernation' of high technology society. We'd make it through and eventually rebuild and do it all overagain. With modern technology, I think we'll do rather well. If we can keep men in space for years at a time, inhabit Antartica for periods, I don't think we'll see the last of the Homo genus dieing off from a little ice age any time soon.

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    13. Re:Global Warming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, my friend...are brilliant.

    14. Re:Global Warming! by bjason82 · · Score: 2, Informative

      A couple years ago I heard this guy on the radio saying that based on archaeological evidence the earth has a natural cycle that regularly puts the earth into a mini ice age every several hundred years. For example, a history teacher I once had said that in the 1500's when the spanish were exploring up the coast of california they noticed the costal mountains had snow on them, thus calling them Sierra Nevada. Well, anyone from california will tell you that snow does not occur on the costal mountains. Other historical documents tell about crop failure and famine in northern europe during some of the years of the mini-ice age. So this is really nothing new, it's just new to us because now we have the technological equipment to monitor such changes.

    15. Re:Global Warming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      We managed to survive in Ice Age eras before

      Tru dat.

      But those who make snarky little comments that get modded up like:

      Of course the earth is self-regulating. See:

      1. Humans cause global warming. ...

      6. Ice caps kick human's ass
      7. No more humans = no more global warming. Problem solved.


      are probably not going to be among those who manage to survive the ice age because:

      1) They typically do not have the skill sets needed to survive such a calamity.
      2) They are prone to making snarky comments and those who do have the skill sets needed to survive will likely be inclined to bust a cap in the smart aleck's ass and then snicker.

    16. Re:Global Warming! by ccmay · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The obvious ways to "correct" that are to increase the salinity by removing fresh water, or by adding salt, or some combination thereof. Doing such a thing would be a huge and expensive exercise, but depending on how badly tthings stall and how bad the weather gets, it may well be worthwhile. I expect that there are people working the numbers for various schemes along those lines.

      Just off the top of my head, I would estimate that all the energy ever released by human activity, from the first cave man's fire to the Atomic Age, would still be many orders of magnitude less than the amount of energy needed to separate enough fresh water from sea water to affect current flows in the North Atlantic.

      Just like the so-called global warming crisis is mere statistical noise when measured against the natural background of changes we know have taken place since the dawn of time.

      -ccm

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    17. Re:Global Warming! by bjason82 · · Score: 1

      LOL, although your comment is funny I am still inclined to agree with Dr. Eggman. Humanity is rather resilient and has an aweful bad habbit of surviving. I mean, humans have existed on every continent in the world, albiet we might have difficulty at first, eventually we adapt rather nicely. If we can devise imaginitive ways of surviving a nuclear holocaust I am quite certain we can do the same with a MINI ice age. I mean, the worst that could happen is we experience a period of depopulation, but by no means should we expect the extermination of our race. If people can survive an icelandic winter then i'm pretty sure we can survive a mini ice age.

    18. Re:Global Warming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just off the top of my head, I would estimate that all the energy ever released by human activity, from the first cave man's fire to the Atomic Age, would still be many orders of magnitude less than the amount of energy needed to separate enough fresh water from sea water to affect current flows in the North Atlantic.

      Right. No one said anything about that. It's energy absorbed from the sun and not reflected that's blamed.

      Just like the so-called global warming crisis is mere statistical noise when measured against the natural background of changes we know have taken place since the dawn of time.

      If I recall correctly, studies are increasingly showing this to be false. Anyone want to cite sources for/against?

    19. Re:Global Warming! by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "With modern technology, I think we'll do rather well."

      If by modern technology you mean a star trek style gadget to make food from dust and/or ice then maybe the Homo genus has a chance.

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    20. Re:Global Warming! by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      The change is coming so fast that local flora and fauna has huge trouble surviving, but flora and fauna from other areas of the planet have no time to migrate over (that would take a few thousands of years, if habitats weren't as constrained as they are).

      Of course, you may now debate whether that's good or bad.

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    21. Re:Global Warming! by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      Ice age = More snow and ice

      Snow and ice are rather reflective of optical light. At least more so than dirt and rocks. The Sun's light peaks in the optical (roughly 500 nm, which is yellow light). Greenhouse gasses absorb in the infrared, but are much more transparent in optical wavelengths.

      The greenhouse effect, therefore, is dependant on the optical light being absorbed by the soil, grass, trees, and other things and re-emitted in the infrared.

      So if the Earth is more reflective of optical light, less of the Sun's radiation can be trapped by the greenhouse gasses. Thus, you have the opportunity for a lower average temperature on the planet Earth even with higher levels of greenhouse gasses.

      SCIENCE!

    22. Re:Global Warming! by Plaid+Phantom · · Score: 1

      Why in the hell hasn't anyone found a chemical that promotes ozone expansion or reduces global warming?

      Well, we all know how things turned out when Sharper Image tried something similar with the Ionic Breeze... ;)

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    23. Re:Global Warming! by Dasher42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Considering how many coral reefs will die from temperature changes, or the dependencies of co-evolved species especially plants and migratory insects, and other such things, I would contend that we know more than enough to conclude it will be much worse for the biosphere.

    24. Re:Global Warming! by Keith+McClary · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Personally, I am curious why we don't look for more grand scale technological solutions to environmental problems.

      How about this:

      Russian Scientist Suggests Burning Sulfur in Stratosphere to Fight Global Warming

      Just to give you a quantitative perspective, the amount of sulfur he is proposing to burn is abou half of this little stockpile:

      http://www.cuug.ab.ca/kmcclary/sulfur/

    25. Re:Global Warming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This is why the term "global climate change" is preferred these days. While there is "global warming" in that there is more energy trapped and retained in the system, that doesn't mean it's going to be evenly distributed as warming, it just means more energy in the system which can result in more dramatic swings and changes in climate.

      No, the reason "global climate change" is being used is because the enviro-wackos felt foolish after their fears of "global cooling" were disproven. Then, the dire predictions about Europe getting colder undermined the concern of "global warming". "Global climate change" is an ingenious attempt to attribute ANY change in climate to man, and bemoan how that change will be the end of life as we know it. Our climate DOES change, GLOBALLY. The jury is still out on whether man can really upset the balance and cycles irreparably through our actions. But we'd better all live miserable lives just in case.
    26. Re:Global Warming! by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      What? Like cleaner smelling air?

      Yes, slashdot needs an animated Ionic Breeze icon to clean up some of the bad moderation. It smells foul.

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    27. Re:Global Warming! by moro_666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      yep, it's not the first time the ice age is coming and it wont be the last (unless we blow this place up). but this thing will be a bit bigger than snow on some mountains. this will be like ... a damn frozen europe .... this means no french wines anymore and a lot of frozen norwegians (yeah, norway's climate is totally built up on the gulf streams, if those stop, the place will be really cold). the "funniest" aspect of this is that we need more power to heat this place up to live here and therefor we'll create even more pollution when the iceage comes ... high five to all suv owners, you just made my day ...

      humans are not responsible for the iceage, but we are responsible for the fact that it's coming a lot sooner than it should ...

      i hope the fact that europe freezes shows the world that we should cut back a bit on the pollution thingy. that should teach them all !

      erm .. oh holy {censored}, i AM in europe, last minute to make a run for south ?

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    28. Re:Global Warming! by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      I don't subscribe to the whole "sky is falling" global warming crap. But lets say for the sake of argument that we are in fact the main cause. As such, wouldn't it be better to use our technology and grasp of climate history to prevent our civilization from being thrown back into the stone age? If we are able to do so, we should preserve our quality of life for future generations even if that means making a small sacrifice in industrial efficiency at the expense of the climate.

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    29. Re:Global Warming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's completely moronic. How is a species evoloved for a specific set of conditions ever going to do better in a random set of different ones?

    30. Re:Global Warming! by mjhagen · · Score: 0

      9. ?????
      10. Profit!

    31. Re:Global Warming! by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Quite humorous that you should say that, It's the second listed in PopSci's "How Earth-Scale Engineering can Save the Planet." http://www.popsci.com/popsci/aviationspace/3afd8ca 927d05010vgnvcm1000004eecbccdrcrd.html Note: list starts on page two. There are a number of facinating ideas here as well.

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    32. Re:Global Warming! by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Those of us that are older will rmember that before the 1950's we actually DID spread soot EVERYWHERE. This was done by burning coal in open hearths.

      It lead to global acid rain, and a hell of a lot of deaths. We could also skate on reiers in England in the winder, which we have not been able to do since.

      It looks to me like the whole matter is a lot more complex than some people think.

      Dont forget, the gulf stream, and its return path, don't only take heat from the carribean to the UK, removing it from hurricanes in New Orleans, but also return cold water at the bottom of the Atlantic, and ech of these effects is in its own positive feedback loop, so the combined effect is magnified many-fold.

      While "the day after tomorrow" showed it happening much faster than it is likely to, the effects may well be as profound. Fortunately, I have some nice warm winder clothes for sale, see e-bay :-)

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    33. Re:Global Warming! by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Yeah, just look at the inuit. It's just unbelivable that Greenland has a native population at all. If stone-age people can adapt to that, we should be able to adapt, too, even if the oil runs short (which of course it eventually will).

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    34. Re:Global Warming! by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      Of course the Earth regulates itself in response to atmospheric changes

      The Earth is not sentient and does not respond to atmospheric changes or even prodding with sticks. It's actually quite inert.

      Climate is a metastable condition. It will remain stable in the absense of a stimulus, but will change to a new state which balances the input of the stimulus. It responds slowly (to us) because it is a big complicated system, but it follows the laws of physics, not some personal whim.

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    35. Re:Global Warming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you set me to thinking.

      Why wouldn't humans be able to build a huge "Biosphere 2" sort of thing - an entire world in a building. And this time, it is allowed to open the windows to let fresh air in.

      That way, even if it's freezing outside, it could be warm inside - thus insuring there's no ice on the glass, and keep warming the system. And inside people could have farmlands, to provide for food.

    36. Re:Global Warming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      9. ... ?
      10. Profit !

    37. Re:Global Warming! by juhaz · · Score: 1

      We managed to survive in Ice Age eras before

      That was before there were so many of us that moving isn't a viable alternative. And panicking cavemen couldn't fry themselves with nuclear weapons.

      You're assuming modern technology has a positive effect on the outcome, but it seems far more likely that anything that causes major migration pressures, such as a little ice age, or rising oceans, or food production areas suffering drought, or ... will cause us to go lobbing around the most destructive parts of that modern technology like candy. High tech nations of the north would want to move their populations to more livable climate at any cost, and the already overcrowded south definitely definitely wouln't want them in there.

    38. Re:Global Warming! by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      it will throw all the climate regions into chaos, and change them, which will change the local fauna and flora.

      And let us not forget we aren't just talking about wildlife areas here ... remember this applies to growing seasons, which if you have ever had to study anything about cereals say are incredibly fussy about the required conditions. As climate changes, even by a degree, this will make many agricultural areas unfeasible. We need more money pushed into agri science, fast.

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    39. Re:Global Warming! by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

      I don't think people realize the extent of what 'Global Warming' refers to. I'm sure we can thank the media as they turn into Chicken Little whenever someone mentions 'sky' and 'falling' in the same sentance. Don't educate yourself at cnn.com for, well, anything. The news media is whoring drama pimping for ratings, and that is it.

      Did you know that the alaskan permafrost hovers right around freezing all year long? When Global Warming affects the earth's temperature causing it to rise just a couple degrees, this inches the 500 some thousand square miles of frozen ground closer to melting. Frozen into this large landmass is thousands of years biological matter which has never had the chance to decay yet. When the permafrost thaws, this matter begins it's decaying process and releases carbon dioxide into the air which accelerates the greenhouse effect even more, raising the earth's temperature even higher.

      Part of the problem with the ocean current, as described in the article, is that this current is a large 'pump' which cools the tropics, and warms the arctic (think of a liquid cooled cpu cooler). 'Hot' water from the tropics rises to the arctic which pushes the 'cold' water from the arctic, back to the tropics. It's just a large heat exchanger.

      When the earth's temperature rises, the water that is exchaned is warmer which causes more melting of the polar caps (glaciers) in order to cool it.
      In turn, however, the polar caps begin to receed as they are subjected to higher temps. As the polar caps receed, it exposes more ground cover in the arctic which absorbs more sunlight than what is reflected back off the glaciers that used to be there. This heat absorbtion also, as you would guess, contributes to Global Warming.

      So as you can see, saying "it's going to get cold" in western europe is really just the tip of the iceberg. Remember how people figured the Titanic was unsinkable?

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    40. Re:Global Warming! by Duckhall · · Score: 1

      A technological approach would be to salinate the waters of the North Atlantic. The point in the North Atlantic circulation that is breaking is the sinking of the cooling water in polar regions to the ccean floor for its return to the equatorial regions. The melting of freshwater ice in Greenland dilutes the salinity of the North Atlantic and makes the water too buoyant to sink, even though its cold. We could carry large amount of mined rock salt into the area using bulk carriers. Longer term we could build a pipeline from nearby regions where there is rock salt (eg. Cheshire UK) and pipe brine from these into the area of the North Atlantic where its going to do some good.

    41. Re:Global Warming! by Xest · · Score: 1

      I fail to see a problem here, it just means Englands gonna be as cold as Moscow so us Brits have an excuse to walk round in massive coats drinking vodka.

    42. Re:Global Warming! by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
      Yeah, just look at the inuit. It's just unbelivable that Greenland has a native population at all. If stone-age people can adapt to that, we should be able to adapt, too, even if the oil runs short (which of course it eventually will).
      The climate and ecology there has been more or less stable for so many thousands of years that both there has been time to adapt both culturally and genetically. It may be 'stone age', but there's a f* of a lot of knowledge required to even just survive let alone thrive. Also keep in mind that Inuit can expose bare skin to wind that would give many other ethnicities frostbite in minutes.

      As a species we can sure adapt, however civilization is much more sensitive. Without it we do not have the skills to survive or even the knowledge to do it without further depleting life giving resources. If electricity or food stopped, what would all the spare people stored in the megacities do? Look at Haiti now as compared to 200 years ago.

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    43. Re:Global Warming! by JohnWiney · · Score: 1

      Well for one thing, who would pay for it? Pollution happens because there are economic incentives to pollution. There are few economic incentives to clean up - unless society imposes them, which is extremely unlikely in the current political environment. This is known as "The Tragedy of the Commons" - look it up.

    44. Re:Global Warming! by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      Why do most people assume the current climate conditions are static and are suppose to remain unchanged? The climate of the Earth is always changing. In the distant past Earth has gone through many cycles of warming and cooling. This will continue to happen. What we need to do is adapt to the changes as we have done in the past. The one big difference is that now we have technology that will allow us to build structures that will allow us to live in all climates instead of mass migrations into new territories like we did in the distant past.

      We have been lucky the past couple of thousand years in that the climate has been relatively mild which allowed us to achieve the technology level we have. Lets use what we have learned to adapt to the coming change. Better yet lets get a viable self sustaining colony establshied off this planet. Currently if a sudden and dramatic event occurs on a global scale it may destroy what we have built up so far. A first step to mitigating that is to establish viable colonies on Mars and other moons in this solar system. Eventually we need to establish colonies around other suns since our current one will eventually fail or may be causing the climate changes that may ultimately doom us on this planet.

    45. Re:Global Warming! by rico63 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nope, won't work. The tiny meteor will hit it, sppin it around and cause it to "fry" people randomly on the sidewalk.

    46. Re:Global Warming! by longwalker · · Score: 1

      That is the main joke (I mean 'point) of the article! That HUMANS have created this problem (or at least significantly contributed to it) and MUST do something NOW! If you read the entire article, these measurements represent only 5o years out of the 4 Billion plus years this planet has been here (why do environmental "scientists" keep forgetting that the Earth existed BEFORE the Industrial Revolution?). Suppose someone tries to make decisisions about how to handle their health from 2 measurements taken just seconds apart? It also says that something similar happened in the 1300's. Loooooong before Humans created significant green house gasses. This could very well be a completely NATURAL situation that should NOT be messed with at all. IT is easy to say "something has changed" but we have far too little data to determine the REAL cause. Proper investigation may require thousands of years of data. It could be realted to just about anything. What a joke.

    47. Re:Global Warming! by ColaMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Suppose someone tries to make decisisions about how to handle their health from 2 measurements taken just seconds apart?

      Really, depends if you're having a heart attack or not.

      Medic 1: "Nah, look he's fine, his long-term yearly heart rate has only dropped 0.05%"
      Medic 2: "But he's turning blue... and he's stopped thrashing about!"
      Medic 1: "Look,long term averages show that this is just a minor blip. He'll be up and about in no time!"

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    48. Re:Global Warming! by sparr0w · · Score: 2, Funny

      1. Humans cause global warming.
      2. Earth's ice caps melt
      3. Oceans rise & current flow stops.
      4. World cools.
      5. Ice caps grow.
      6. Ice caps kick human's ass
      7. No more humans = no more global warming. Problem solved.
      8. Ice caps go back to normal.

      You missed two VERY IMPORTANT steps:

      9. ?
      10. Profit

    49. Re:Global Warming! by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Here's a better analogy:

      Doctor: "OMG! He's got a temperature of 99! I've been monitoring him for a week and his temp has NEVER been that high before!"

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    50. Re:Global Warming! by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      Medic 1: "Nah, look he's fine, his long-term yearly heart rate has only dropped 0.05%"

      Would someone mod parent up?

      This is the best presentation of the dangers of one common abuse of statistics that I have ever seen.

    51. Re:Global Warming! by rve · · Score: 1

      so think more more heat (and droughts) for Africa...

      Perhaps counterintuitive, but more heat means more rain in the tropics, not less.

      Most historic, fossil- and geological records suggest that periods with higher global temperatures have usually been times of plenty nearly all over the world. Only ecosystems that depend on polar or arid climates shrink.

      Ofcourse, these records are not concerned with economic damage due to rising sea levels, as that is a recent artifact of human culture.

    52. Re:Global Warming! by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1
      more energy in the Carribean to help power hurricanes etc.

      Except for the fact it the hurricanes have nothing to do with GW. It is a cycle that has been going on for hundreds of years. If it were due to GW, how come the number and intensity of hurricanes in the Pacific and Indian oceans are decreasing? Because the relationship between GW and Hurricanes is propaganda.

    53. Re:Global Warming! by jbash · · Score: 1

      Good point. I remember in high school chemistry class we learned how to convert carbon dioxide from the air into solid carbon and O2 gas.

      Why couldn't something like that be done on a mass scale? Just reduce carbon dioxide levels to where they were 50 years ago or so, and then keep them there.

      That way it won't matter how much gas we burn.

    54. Re:Global Warming! by Alcilbiades · · Score: 1

      Don't take this the wrong way because what you say is true just not quite right. The heat could go away and it isn't heat that is causing global warming. It is carbon dioxide in the Ozone that traps heat. Without enough of it in the Ozone you have an ice age but with 2 much you get a hotter planet. But in good news either way the earth will correct itself we just might no be around to see it.

    55. Re:Global Warming! by Randall311 · · Score: 1

      Global warming!!! We.. we didn't listen!!! Gotta love South Park ;-)
      [A highway, bumper to bumper traffic on the way out. A lot of drivers beep their horns hoping other drivers in front of them start moving] Randy: [beeping his own horn] Come onnn, come on! Sharon: It's useless. This traffic isn't moving! Stan: Dad, isn't it possible the flood wasn't caused by global warming? I, I mean, the water was held back by a giant beaver dam, after all. Randy: No, Stan, I'm afraid us adults just let you children down. We didn't take care of our earth, and now you've inherited our problems. Another Driver: We didn't listen! Randy: [hears this and rolls down his window] Weh, we didn't listen! [rolls up his window]

    56. Re:Global Warming! by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 1

      This is quite true, if we forget about it being a Mini Ice Age and instead talk about a harsher case long term Ice Age, Our Modern Technological Civilizations would nearly undoubtedly collapse into a new Dark Ages. Relics of technology and our civilizations would survive and eventually give us a leg up from Dark Ages ver. 2.0 into Renaissance revis. 6. It's not as if we're talking Snowball earth here, and there are even today cultures that maintain hunter gathering lives largly separate from modern society and even in areas that wouldn't feel nearly the harsh effects say New York, NY or Finland, or even Riga, Latvia. As for the Megacity drones like myself, well its about time we had a good lesson in the ascention of fit entities...

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    57. Re:Global Warming! by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about, "sentient"? A rock responds to being raised above the ground and relesed by falling back to the ground - that's not sentient. Even your own post says first "the Earth [...] does not respond", then "it [the Earth] responds" - pure gibberish. This idea of sentience is your own strawman, that you then attack with self-contradictory nonsense. You don't appear to have any authority to speak of "sentience".

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    58. Re:Global Warming! by berbo · · Score: 1

      9. ?
      10. Profit
      ... for Dolphins!

    59. Re:Global Warming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yahoo!!! Maybe now we'll get some ice in Georgia so I can play pond hockey!!!!

    60. Re:Global Warming! by IPFreely · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I see a lot of people looking at the climate change just from the point of view of "can it be stopped or reversed?". While that is certainly important, it should not be the only topic of conversation. If we have slipped over the equilibrium, then no amount of effort there is likely to help.

      I would like to see more study and effort on the are of how to live with it. We have lots of population resources right along the sea at sealevel. Should we move as much of it as we can upland a little? Many of the climate models I've seen show much of the USA reducing average rainfall because of this. We have lots of necessary resources (food, farms) located in semi arid areas. Are we risking food supplies to possible droughts? Can we save them with improved water management? Can we move those to other areas with better climate predictions?

      Lets hear some talk of climate change preparedness rather than prevention. There is too much infighting on that topic allready, with the money, blame, politics and everything else flying crazily in too many directions. With that much infighting, it is not likely we could accomplish anything even if we knew for certain what needed to be done. Hopefully we can come together better on ideas to live with it than we do for preventing it.

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    61. Re:Global Warming! by sroske · · Score: 1

      When I was 12 or so and learning about environmental doom I had this vision of building these giant floating electrolysis machines that would float in the atmosphere above the clouds, powered by the sun, and perhaps the hydrogen it would generate. Thus, repair of the ozone layer by techno magic. They would be blimps, of course, like autonomous weather baloons.

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    62. Re:Global Warming! by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

      There is a chemical that reduces global warming. In fact, there's a whole family of them, better known as petrocarbons and coal. The more coal and petrocarbons the world synthesizes from CO2, the less global warming. Not only that, but when pumped into the proper geological formations (empty oil well work well), petrochemicals, particularly heavier oils and tars, tend to stay underground and out of the atmosphere over geological time scales.

      Granted, all reactions that I know of to sythesize petrocarbons from CO2 require either lots of energy or lots of hydrogen (which takes a lot of energy to electrolyze from water). This only makes sense as the reverse reaction petrol + O2 -> H20 + CO2 is highly exothermic.

      This isn't a quick fix, but it means that with enough power available to use, global warming can be reversed (much more likely to happen sooner rather than later if decent money and scientists were put into researching solar and fusion, rather than the major focus on oil, coal, and fission research that is occuring these days [this is for the US, I don't know what the rest of the world is researching]).

    63. Re:Global Warming! by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 1

      Umm.. O-Zone depletion is completely separate from global warming.

    64. Re:Global Warming! by bcattwoo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Yes, but will it be better or worse? Will the effect be a bad one or a good one overall for the fauna and flora. This is what we really don't know or understand.

      I think it is safe to say that for some species it will be worse while for some it will be better. Some species will find their native climate expanded, some will find it diminshed or non-existant, some will find it shifted geographically. Some mobile species will be able to move and adapt. Others that are less mobile or less quick to spread will suffer. There will likely be some decrease in biodiversity initially but life on earth will go on.

      So how will this affect human life? As growing seasons and rainfall patterns change, again some will benefit and others will suffer. Food shortages, etc, will likely lead to famine, economic crisis, and possibly war. The population density has somewhat optimized itself (I realize this isn't universally true) to the availability of resources. It seems unlikely that a global climate change would be such that arid climates would suddenly get sufficient rain for agriculture, while no negative effects would occur in currently productive areas. Inevitably there would be some shifts in population density either through migration or "attrition".

    65. Re:Global Warming! by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      That's actually a genius idea! If there were a decent desalination technology we could seperate salt from water, take the fresh water for ourselves (humanity always needs more fresh water) and dump the salt back into the ocean to help fix the currents!

    66. Re:Global Warming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Equilibrium implies staticity. Nature is hardly static. The most you can say is something along the lines of "dynamic balance".

    67. Re:Global Warming! by daquake · · Score: 1

      A good book on the subject is "The Coming Global Superstorm", which was the original basis for "The Day After Tomorrow'. In it, they described the most likely attempt to correct our climate changes is the restoration of the ocean currents as it was long ago, (I forget the timeframe) by creating a 50 mile wide (to begin with) canal between the Atlantic and Pacific oceans, in Panama. Before this land bridge appeared, the severity of weather (hurricanes and the like) were rare if they appeared at all. This restoration might reverse the cimatic changes to the point that we might avoid this climate shift.

      Although I am no expert in the area, I have studied it avidly since that book was published. I'll post again once I have some time to rest. (Been at my office since Monday morning with very little sleep - damned deadlines!)

      James

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    68. Re:Global Warming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's okay Doc Ruby, we know you can pee farther...

    69. Re:Global Warming! by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Then Europe gets cold for a while, things even out, and everyone is happy.

      Except Europeans, obviously.

    70. Re:Global Warming! by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Yes, physics is on my side in many ways, even if my sentience as powerful than my peeing instrument.

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    71. Re:Global Warming! by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 1

      Yes, war is a logical outcome just like any other great epidemic and true that nuclear weapons would be a great threat. But it would not come all at once. We will suffer the affects slowly over time, we won't be seeing glaciers parking in Hudson bay suddenly one winter (as glaciers grow during abnormally cool summers and not cold winters, as they do not have a net loss in mass from summer melting.) Rising Oceans (or perhaps receding since the water would be freezing up in Glaciers) wouldn't be much faster but yes it would eventually affect shipping. We'd certainly be doing along more dregging. True, drought and famine are faster than any of them and while we have less warning for them than glaciers or ocean levels we still have more warning than ever in the past history of humanity. These things will move for drastic measures, but we have options. We can turn to GM Crops like the Golden Rice http://www.biotech-info.net/hope.html Food grown to make do with less, packed with vital nutrients in forms of common crops like corn and Soybean and Rice. We will accept the risks the Europeans so fear and success will incur some costs. Escape from our control and cross pollination would be inevetable with a global crisis occuring, and yes it will likely out compete or hybrid with tradition crops but such is the ways of survival. Its not as if the escapees, still very closely related with their base crops, will choke the life from the ecosystem it enters. Nuclear war is a very real possibility as the have-nots seem to take from the haves with what they have over them. I can think of nothing to say that would lessen the danger but utter a silent prayer that those nations technological enough to build these weapons have enough traditional military tech to take what they must without need for nukes. Though I never would for a minute think that these wars would end all of Humanity. Regrouping will be necessary, how far back we fall is up to both the depths of human darkness as much as the weather, but in time man will march his brazen technolgies,so uniquly alien to the natural order, his complex societies, and his dominated creatures, apon the frozen wastes of the north and having survived his own great extinction to again claim dominance over this world! No, this will not be this species' time! An Ice Age will not forever silence man nor would its results do the same. And certainly a MINI Ice Age will not!

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    72. Re:Global Warming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      flame

      I know you weren't talking to me, but I have a recommendation.
      Don't stop listening to scientists.
      Listen to scientists instead of listening to the New Scientist.
      (If that publication represents "new science" in any way, we're in BIG trouble.)

      /flame

    73. Re:Global Warming! by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Go to http://www.radix.net/~bobg/faqs/scq.basics.html. It's a pretty good article on the basics. One thing to remember about the anti-global warming. They'll cherry pick to their hearts content. They'll take quotes out of context, trumpet a few voices, some of which aren't even climatologists, over the consensus as to global warming. You'll notice this about all pseudoscience, whether it's Intelligent Design, UFO "research" or anti-Global Warming.

      The climatological community, you know, those guys whose field is climate (and consequently climate change) have no doubts as to global warming. Yes, they are not yet certain as to what extent non-human forces play into this, but the evidence is there that there has been a large increase in green house gasses in the last two centuries which corresponds to the recent warming trend. Furthermore, as we gain more knowledge of recent climate history, the more it looks like recent events are not simply some sort of natural fluctuations.

      But even if, as the anti-global warming crowd essentially suggest, the vast majority of climate experts are a pack of morons or evil political operatives trying to destroy the economy, the fact is that global warming is happening and that with it will come some very important consequences.

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    74. Re:Global Warming! by ccp · · Score: 1

      The obvious ways to "correct" that are to increase the salinity by removing fresh water, or by adding salt, or some combination thereof. Doing such a thing would be a huge and expensive exercise,

      Huge and expensive? ...And the Understatement of the Millenium Award goes to...

      Cheers,

    75. Re:Global Warming! by husker_man · · Score: 1
      this means no french wines anymore


      I don't know, I hear a lot of whining from France nowadays.
    76. Re:Global Warming! by tanguyr · · Score: 1

      parent currently modded at +4 funny, but should really be insightful...

      lots of people on both sides of the debate frame the question in terms of human activity "harming the environment" or "hurting the planet". The planet has been around since long before we got here and it will still be around long after we're gone. Forget the whales, we've got to save the humans!

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    77. Re:Global Warming! by Yartrebo · · Score: 3, Informative

      You are right that the direct energy of combustion would have only minimal effects (though we have used enough energy to seperate the fresh from the bracking water, if we were able to concentrate all the energy across time and space of human history into the North Atlantic in a single moment). All known oil reserves only add up to about 1 day's worth of sunlight.

      However, greenhouse gases work by trapping natural heat, not through the energy of combustion. They work much like a catalyst, not getting used up in the process. Much like a blanket or a greenhouse is not consumed in keeping things warm, greenhouse gases do not get consumed in the process of warming Earth. The gas equivalent of a millimetre-thick dry-ice blanket around the Earth is about all it takes to cause substantial global warming. If you do the math, you'll find that the amount of CO2 we've spewed is several times larger than enough to account for the warming observed, and in fact, scientists are curious as to why there hasn't been more warming that has been observed. (current theories are that the ocean is acting as a buffer, both for CO2 and as a thermal buffer).

    78. Re:Global Warming! by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

      Good luck getting the energy. Carbon loves its oxygen, and you'll have to rip them apart using a lot of electricity. You'll need several times the energy you got burning the coal in the first place. You'll also want to hydrate your carbon to turn it into petrochemicals instead of graphite, as the first can cause coal fires when stuffed under the earth. That requires electrolyzing hydrogen, which also takes plenty of energy.

      Maybe redoubling our efforts on fusion technology and energy conservation might not be such a bad idea.

    79. Re:Global Warming! by The+Mgt · · Score: 1

      Then Europe gets cold for a while
      Not just Europe, and for quite a long while.

    80. Re:Global Warming! by ccp · · Score: 1

      Change? Yes, but will it be better or worse? Will the effect be a bad one or a good one overall for the fauna and flora.

      Worse.

      When an ecosystem is disrupted, all participants suffer.
      Some will adapt to the new conditions, even flourish. Most will disappear.

      If you worry about us, some humans will survive. Societies and civilizations (insert obligatory joke here) almost certainly not.

      Cheers?

    81. Re:Global Warming! by ccp · · Score: 1

      If stone-age people can adapt to that, we should be able to adapt, too,

      They can.

      We (meaning you and me, and all the other urban people), certainly not.

      Cheers?

    82. Re:Global Warming! by owlstead · · Score: 1

      "Those of us that are older will rmember that before the 1950's we actually DID spread soot EVERYWHERE. This was done by burning coal in open hearths."

      You don't say. Currently, at least in the Netherlands, it's getting pretty common again to get hearths in the house. Nice and cosy. Except when you have a window open or if you're outside.

      Smoking is prohibited at most public places, but suffocating an entire village apparently is not.

    83. Re:Global Warming! by toddhunter · · Score: 1

      Suggesting that we have a specific set of conditions is the moronic statement. The environment is always changing, things are dieing off and other things are flourishing. This is exactly what will happen with 'global climate change'. What people are concerned about is now things will happen too quickly, but there is nothing to suggest that this wouldn't be the case naturally, or that it could be even worse.

    84. Re:Global Warming! by cmburns69 · · Score: 1

      "long term averages show that this is just a minor blip"

      And this global climate change may be but a minor blip in the earth's history. Unfortunately for us, the scale we're able to comprehend is so tiny as to make our lives but a blip on that blip. Because of that, while it's a minor blip to the earth, it has the potential to be a major change for us and many of our descendants.

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    85. Re:Global Warming! by ccmay · · Score: 1
      If I recall correctly, studies are increasingly showing this to be false. Anyone want to cite sources for/against?

      I have a source: Yosemite Valley. Sculpted by glaciers half a mile thick, while our ancestors were mere apes just learning to make stone tools. At other times, tropical plants grew at the poles. If you think the earth is anything even close to a steady-state climatic system, you're a moron.

      Anthropogenic warming, as predicted by even the most hysterical doomsayers, is not even a pimple on the ass of natural variation.

      -ccm

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    86. Re:Global Warming! by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      Personally, I am curious why we don't look for more grand scale technological solutions to environmental problems. We have certainly proven that we can very effectively destroy the ozone with just a little CFCs. We know how to increase global warming. Why in the hell hasn't anyone found a chemical that promotes ozone expansion or reduces global warming?

      Not to mock you, but as a very good rule of thumb, destruction is far easier than creation/reconstruction. It's easy to take down a skyscraper (airplane), but takes millions to rebuild it. It's speculated that various preservatives, electromagnetic radiation, and just the general enviornment cause cancer, yet it's very costly to cure (if at all). I suspect the ozone is similar.

    87. Re:Global Warming! by fluffy666 · · Score: 1

      Just like the so-called global warming crisis is mere statistical noise when measured against the natural background of changes we know have taken place since the dawn of time.

      So - If I'm reading this correctly - you are claiming that the Earth's climate is independant of CO2 concentrations (since to dany that human activity changes CO2 levels would be very stupid indeed). That's quite a drastic claim; would you care to substantiate it? For instance, I'd like to hear your explanation of how the late precambrian super glaciation cycle worked without reference to CO2 levels.

    88. Re:Global Warming! by nicomp · · Score: 1

      "We have certainly proven that we can very effectively destroy the ozone with just a little CFCs" Who's we? You got a mouse in your pocket? The ozone 'holes' grow and shrink all the time, but grant-lusting scientists only point to the data that matches their theorems. We need to kill all the methane producing cows and plug the volcanos that spew particulates into the atmosphere. I'll do my part by driving my SUV to Wendy's and enjoying a triple with cheese.

    89. Re:Global Warming! by rrgg · · Score: 1

      >This is why the term "global climate change" is >preferred these days. While there is "global warming" >in that... I understand this nuance, but how many times will global warming claims be revised in the next decade? The models from the 90's are already shown to be wrong. Something may be happening, but fat chance current scientists know what it is, anymore than they did 10 years ago.

    90. Re:Global Warming! by CreatureComfort · · Score: 2, Interesting


      RAmen!

      My favorite sites to point out to people whenever this debate arises is a site like this. Yes, if you look at extremely short timelines, like 20,000 years, it appears that OMFG we are experiencing the warmest temperatures EVAR! *gasp**full melodrama* However, when you put things into their proper perspective you see that for the last 25 Million years or so, we have been coming out of an unusually long period of glaciation. In fact, if you change the logrithmic timescale in the last link to linear, it is easy to see that paleoclimatologists best estimates are that, through the history of the earth, it has only spent approximately one quarter of the time as cold as we are now. The temp we are at now seems to be one of the semi-stable resting points for global temperature. The Earth has spent slightly less than that at what seems to be mid-stable point approximatly 4-6 C above the current average, and has spent over 50% of the entire history at a very stable point 8-10 C above our current average. Most of the time spent below that highest level can be directly attributed to extraordinary circumstances such as meteor impacts, or extreme vulcanism.

      So, while we are undoubtably warming, it also undoubtably is something that would happen Homo Sapiens or not. The only question is whether we are speeding the process to any noticable degree or not.

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    91. Re:Global Warming! by SuperRushman · · Score: 1

      High Tech solution, PLEASE. We can't get Windows XP right for God's sake. Let's just all take a deep breath and let our arrogant attitude about our importance in this grand universe set in. If the Evolutionists really believe that this earth is millions of years old, then she has been taking care of business just fine.

      What, are we going to replace the war spending with a new "war." What we will end up with is a Globalist tax that funds this new magical technology to save us from what is the most natural cycle of all. People complain we are wasting money in Iraq. Get that baby started and you ain't seen nothing!

    92. Re:Global Warming! by longwalker · · Score: 1

      Everything that happens on the Planet will have a major effect on us and our children. Every volcano forces some change to the climate. The question is that since millions of acres of trees burn naturally each year, should I stop burning candles thinking I can stop "Global Warming"? Should I try to force you to stop burning candles? Should we outlaw forest fires? We now know just what happens when we try to prevent all forest fires in a given area; the brush builds up until there is a massive fire. All our effots (in the example at least) are in vain, and are actually damaging to the forest which needs controlled burns to be healthy. We make matters WORSE trying to mess with a system we do not understand. In my opinion the REAL problem is that a small group of people want to make a lot of noise so everyone else will think that these few people are the only ones who have it right. This is yet another example of all of hte worst of Human history; a few thinking they are the only one's with insight and brutally attacking anyone who disagrees. To demonstrate how weak their position is, they rely on really, really bad science. Are we simply repeating the forest fire prevention problem? Could it be that Humans have virtually no effect on the climate? We simply don't know. The final debate is not about facts and how they effect us, but about feelings and how a few people try to use them to control us. In the end, like most policy "debates" this one is most likely about 'power' not climate.

    93. Re:Global Warming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing to remember about the global warming advocates. They'll cherry pick to their hearts content. They'll take quotes out of context, trumpet a few voices, some of which aren't even climatologists, over the consensus as to global warming. You'll notice this about all pseudoscience, whether it's Darwin, UFO "research" or Global Warming.

      The climatological community, you know, those guys whose field is climate (and consequently climate change) have doubts as to global warming. Yes, they are not yet certain as to what extent non-human forces play into this, but the evidence is there that there has not been a large increase in green house gasses in the last two centuries which corresponds to the recent warming trend. Furthermore, as we gain more knowledge of recent climate history, the more it looks like recent events are simply some sort of natural fluctuations.

      But even if, as the anti-global warming crowd essentially suggest, the vast majority of climate experts are a pack of morons or evil political operatives trying to destroy the economy, the fact is that global warming is happening and that with it will come some very important consequences.

    94. Re:Global Warming! by electroniceric · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I appreciate the paleological perspective, but do recall that the paleological climate was vastly different than the climate in which Homo Sapiens has ever lived, and very likely not the kind of climate on which Homo Sapiens has constructed its not-particularly-robust industrialized existence. As you doubtless know, there was a time when the atmosphere had vastly more carbon in it, and nobody really knows how all that carbon got out of the atmosphere in the first place (did it "crash out" or "fade out"?), and we have no idea what kind of event that would involve, or if we'd enjoy it much.

      So, while we are undoubtably warming, it also undoubtably is something that would happen Homo Sapiens or not.
      I would not argue that we are the only source of climate change, but that by not dealing with emissions we are effectively pushing the accelerator while driving down a mountainside. If we interpret the paleoclimatology graph you cite as evidence of some sort of cyclical nature to long-term climate variation - bearing in mind that this is there is no known dynamical reason why the earth's long-term climate must behave cyclically, then we are already headed into higher temperatures anyway and are woefully underprepared for that as it is, so vastly accelerating the process by rapidly injecting a large carbon load into the atmosphere seems extremely unwise. Think about ~.1-.4C change over 2 decades vs 5C in 1M years on the paleoclimate graph. That could be noise, but it could also well be the start of a very fast trend.

      The climate does change on its own (we need to prepare for that anyway), but we also really gotta stop these practices that muck around with the system so extensively. I'd sure rather prepare in an alarmist mentality and be chagrined to find out that I was blowing things out of proportion than vice-versa. Kyoto may or may not have been the right way about reducing emissions, but the fat lotta nothing that's being done now is surely worse, not only because of the potentially grave consequences, but because the people who own the next round of energy source will make planetloads of money. Not to mention that many of the emissions-rich sources we use for carbon are nearing depletion. When you hear oil geologists and execs speak seriously and on the record about Peak Oil, you know things are serious. Which is why this notion that we should wait to make any economic sacrifices until we know for sure that we are the prime cause of climate change strikes me as incredibly risky. For example, most of our agricultural supply relies on the large temperate regions made possible by cold global temperatures, as do our fisheries. I'm all for a scientific debate, but let's do something in the meantime.
    95. Re:Global Warming! by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      Here's a good read for all of you: The Discovery of Global Warming
      Tracking the world's average temperature from the late 19th century, people in the 1930s realized there had been a pronounced warming trend. During the 1960s, scientists found that over the past couple of decades the trend had shifted to cooling. Many scientists predicted a continued and prolonged cooling, perhaps a phase of a long natural cycle or perhaps caused by human activities. Others insisted that humanity's emission of gases would bring warming over the long run. In the late 1970s, this group's views became predominant. By the late 1980s, it was plain that the cooling spell, whose cause remained mysterious, had been a temporary distraction. For whatever reason, unprecedented global warming was underway.

      [... Global Cooling because of natural cycles] A panel of top experts convened by the National Academy of Sciences in 1975 tentatively agreed with Mitchell. True, in recent years the temperature had been dropping (perhaps as part of some unknown "longer-period climatic oscillation"). Nevertheless, they thought CO2 "could conceivably" bring half a degree of warming by the end of the century.

      Meanwhile in 1975, two New Zealand scientists reported that while the Northern Hemisphere had been cooling over the past thirty years, their own region, and probably other parts of the Southern Hemisphere, had been warming.(29) There were too few weather stations in the vast unvisited southern oceans to be certain, but other studies tended to confirm it. The cooling since around 1940 had been observed mainly in northern latitudes. Perhaps cooling from industrial haze counteracted the greenhouse warming there? After all, the Northern Hemisphere was home to most of the world's industry. It was also home to most of the world's population, and as usual, people had been most impressed by the weather where they lived.(30*)

      [...] Returning to old records, in 1986 the group produced the first truly solid and comprehensive global analysis of average surface temperatures (including the vast ocean regions, which most earlier studies had neglected). They found considerable warming from the late 19th century up to 1940, followed by some regional cooling in the Northern Hemisphere but roughly level conditions overall to the mid-1970s. Then the warming had resumed with a vengeance. The warmest three years in the entire 134-year record had all occurred in the 1980s.(35) Convincing confirmation came from Hansen and a collaborator, who analyzed old records using quite different methods from the British, and came up with substantially the same results. It was true: an unprecedented warming was underway, at least 0.5C in the past century.(36)

      So in 1975 we had
      1. a Newsweek article claiming the next Ice Age was near,
      2. "a panel of top experts convened by the National Academy of Sciences" saying that increasing CO2 levels would counteract any "Global Cooling"
      3. scientists saying that "there is no global cooling trend, the southern hemisphere is warming" and hypothesizing that air polution was the reason for the "local cooling".
      Now which item does The New American bring as proof that Global Warming is a myth?
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    96. Re:Global Warming! by CreatureComfort · · Score: 2, Interesting


      I firmly believe that the rise we are currently seeing is indeed the start of an accelerating trend. One that human activity has very little impact on, or if any, has been slowing the rise thus far by emitting clouds of smoke thus keeping temperatures artificially low. Now that we are cleaning up our soot emissions the CO2, and natural process that drive the climate, are regaining their direction. As you noted, we are woefully unprepared for such an event. I would say that we desperately need to start preparing, clearing the low lying areas, etc., but I'm realist enough to know that there is no feasable way to get the huge fraction of the human race that lives on coast lines to change their residence prior to a devastating catastrophy.

      As to your comments about peak oil, read the literature more closely and in depth. Yes, oil execs and employees have started falling all over themselves to validate peak oil theories, but apparently, only because they suddenly realized that the peak oil nuts were their best friends. If the oil monopoly (removing Hussein took out the major producer who was not part of the Saudi, Kuwait, Exxon, Shell, Chevron cartel. Russia was broken up to let the cartel take over production there, next in line is Chavez in Venzuela) can convince the world that we have reached peak oil production then they have an indisputable excuse for maintaining higher prices and vastly higher profits. The peak oil advocates love to point out that oil production is down worldwide in recent years. but isn't it interesting that in fact it is down by almost the same percentage at every cartel field world wide. These fields are not connected and shouldn't be suddenly linked in their very close decreases in output capacity. Especially since peak oil states that we can not increase production, not that it will decrease and everyone, including the peak oil fanatics, is very quick to reassure their investors that they have plenty of in ground reserves for X number of years. I propose that this is evidence of global collaboration to set and maintain a specific level of output, regardless of the capacity that could be acheived if it were maximized. In fact, if you research the geophysical scientific papers on new sources and increasing recovery from old sources or souces that were previously inaccessible, you find that not only is there more oil available and accesible today than there ever has been before, but there is far more oil than than we have ever used combined. I would post links to these, but strangely all of the pages I had bookmarked over the last 10 years have disappeared or been replaced by peak oil pages. However, you can find some clue in the investment brochures and independent scientific reports. Now undoubtably these new sources and recovery techniques will cost more, so we have seen the last of cheap oil, monopoly or not.

      I became interested in the science and economics of this because of my family's oil wells in west Oklahoma. In the late 60's and early 70's, during U.S. peak production, our 16 wells were producing approx. $200,000 in royalties per month. By the late 80's they were producing about $13,000 per quarter. Basically the oil company explained that, at that time, it cost $32 per barrel to produce from Oklahoma wells, and $6 per barrel to import from the middle east. So all of the wells were placed in maintenance mode, which is basically just enough pumped to lubricate the mechanicals, and at that rate the holding tanks were only emptied once per quarter, instead of weekly or twice weekly. When my mom sold th

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    97. Re:Global Warming! by electroniceric · · Score: 1
      Well, you certainly have read more widely on peak oil than I have. And I certainly wouldn't put it past the global energy cartel we have to fix prices at well above market value. But isn't your experience with the Oklahoma fields consistent with the notion of fields getting exhausted to the point where the price of the oil goes up dramatically? And Hubbert was pretty spot-on in his prediction of when US production would begin to decline. I don't doubt that there is a price point at which it becomes reasonable to look afresh at almost any field or at technologies like oil sands. Also, quite aside from the climate change aspects of burning coal and oil, there are real questions about its impact on people's health.

      One that human activity has very little impact on, or if any, has been slowing the rise thus far by emitting clouds of smoke thus keeping temperatures artificially low.
      This argument runs completely counter to the accepted understanding of the greenhouse effect. The greenhouse effect works because at the visible and ultraviolet wavelengths where you find the vast bulk of the energy in incoming sunlight, the reflectivity of atmospheric carbon dioxide is much less than it is at infrared wavelengths where most of the energy of reflected light is found. So if soot and smoke are doing a good enough job blocking incoming energy to affect temperature, they are doing an even better job at retaining that energy.
    98. Re:Global Warming! by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1


      Actually, the point with Oklahoma Oil isn't because the field is exhausted. Those wells are capable of pumping just as much oil in just as short a time as the ones in UAE. The difference is the $50 per week wages for oil field workers there and the $30-$50 an hour wages here for comparable jobs. The Hubbert and peak oil projections are all about that the world will be incapable no matter the technological advancement or at any price, to produce as much oil as we consume. Hubbert published his report in 1949. Think about what was being predicted about computer technology in 1949. ENIAC was 3 years old. Even as late as 1977 the head of DEC was quoted as saying that no one would even need a computer in the home. Could Ford in the 1930's have envisioned what is possible with the new GT40? And the current cababilities that we use every day to recover oil today, let alone the possibilities of tomorrow, weren't even dreamed of in Hubbert's day. The peak oil Hubberdites are a lot like the fanatical believers in Atlantis. One author writes something that sounds good when applied to a limited scope and kept within the context of the writings, but it then gets taken over and expanded upon, by people with not as much understanding, and/or a specific agenda to push, and it takes on a life of its own.

      As for the global warming/cooling, this article summarizes some of the thoughts along the lines of what I presented above. A quick google search will lead you to much more in depth analysis. There is a study, not mentioned in that article and I can't find it right now, that showed this effect occuring in eastern China by all of the smoke being produced inland and blown over the coast, also a smaller study about similar effects from the burning in the Amazon.

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    99. Re:Global Warming! by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Psst, what makes you think I'm an urban person? Actually, I'm not a farmer, but I probably own enough land to feed my family, if it comes to that ;-)

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    100. Re:Global Warming! by electroniceric · · Score: 1
      I'm definitely not expert enough on oil economics to say whether Hubbert was right in all the specifics, but the point remains that he was blazingly prescient in suggesting that there was a peak at all. As for oil fields being workable at $30-$50/hr as opposed to $30/day, I go back to what I said - I have no doubt that the runup in oil prices will make people look again at fields that they thought weren't economically viable, and I'd guess that that includes the Oklahoma fields you mention. Nonetheless, it's clear that the cost of production in your field went up enough for the oil folks to get out, and the energy companies were operating in the Middle East well before the 1970's, so I'm suspicious that it was just a sudden move to find lower wages. The bottom line is that all fields contain a limited amount of oil, and it is not remade in those fields at anywhere near the rate the we consume it. So whether the "used up all the oil" event is 10 years away or 50 years away (you can guess which timeline I think is more likely), it's gonna happen, we can't just ignore that because we may find additional oil resources now.

      From the article you cited:
      The problem for future climate is that the cooling aerosols only stay in the air for a few days, whereas the warming gases stick around for decades or centuries. [And I'd again point out that nobody really knows how the gases get out. For example is the ocean a sink of carbon or a source, and under what conditions might it change from one ot the other?] So while the cooling effect is unlikely to grow much, the gases will accumulate and have an ever-bigger effect on global temperature.
      The effect of soot and reflective particulates is one of the many loops that have delayed rises in global temperatures, but the bottom line is that those delays (the other major ones being the large freshwater heat sinks at the poles, and the ocean itself) do not last as long as greenhouse gases in the atmosphere, and so far we know very little about getting those gases out on a large scale.

      Also from the article:
      The world, says Andreae, is "driving the climate with one foot on the gas and the other on the brake. When the brake comes off, it makes a hell of a difference".
      The point is that atmospheric carbon content is clearly one of the massive levers of climate, and the kind of emissions we're putting out now correspond to blindly pulling it as hard as we can. Climate change might not be so bad, but it might be like a worldwide Hurricane Katrina. Which is why we need to do something - even if it's a flawed something - to prepare and not nothing.
    101. Re:Global Warming! by ccp · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm not a farmer, but I probably own enough land to feed my family, if it comes to that ;-)

      Good for you, but if need arises, do you know how?

      Owning land is fine and good, but... ;>)

      Cheers,

  2. bloody hell... by tesseract5d · · Score: 1, Funny

    cor blimey it's cold!

  3. Sounds familiar by andy753421 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Wasn't this the plot to a bad movie?

    1. Re:Sounds familiar by Wisgary · · Score: 0

      If this was said movie, we'd have planet-sized hurricanes hitting... oh my god

    2. Re:Sounds familiar by ZackSchil · · Score: 1

      That's it, I'm walking from Washington DC to New York City in 2 days to save my son, who would last out the worst of the storm with or without my help, safely inside of a library with a fireplace. But I need to go because otherwise this movie would be boring.

      Well, more boring.

    3. Re:Sounds familiar by Wisgary · · Score: 0

      Watch out for ghost-like... temperature changes which... seem alive... and follow the protagonists... wtf

    4. Re:Sounds familiar by lonasindi · · Score: 1

      don't forget the grease in wendy's fryolaters! this is CRITICAL to survival

    5. Re:Sounds familiar by cjsm · · Score: 1

      Yea, that was the stupidest part of the movie. He accomplished nothing by going to New York but get his friend killed.

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  4. They've been saying this for years... by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... but as always, scientists require PROOF before saying anything loud enough to be heard. How would you recommend getting more warm water? Maybe if you dump a bunch of X-Box 360's into the current, it'll heat right up again.

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    1. Re:They've been saying this for years... by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      I say we get a few dozen super tankers, outfit them with giant hull heaters, and have them pace back and forth between the gulf of mexico and the north atlantic.

      Yeah, that's the ticket! :P

    2. Re:They've been saying this for years... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      No, no, we need SALT, not hull heaters. Take the supertankers to the North Atlantic where the water is not sinking because it's too fresh, and dump the salt right there! The water gets heavier and sinks. Problem solved. You thought you were so hot, failing ocean current, but now you're dealing with America.

      Now here's where the "can-do" attitude comes in. We need a quantity of salt sufficient for salinization of the meltwater entering the surface of the North Atlantic. Greenland has 2.5 million cubic kilometers of ice. Seawater has about 35 grams of salt per liter. So that means we need about 87500 cubic kilometers of salt, tops, in the worst case that Greenland completely melts. I figure we can get away with moving a cubic kilometer of salt a year to this location. We'll give this system a nice good push so that the BBC stays on cable and we can continue reminding Europeans whenever possible that we have saved Europe within living memory.

      There were reports from Crawford that the president was seen reading a book about salt during his vacation. I think we may be seeing a national salt strategy very soon...

    3. Re:They've been saying this for years... by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      America!

      FUCK YEAH!

    4. Re:They've been saying this for years... by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 1

      The old SALT talk was suppose to refer to Strategic Arms Limitation Talks, but I think that was a cover story.

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  5. Skiing in Europe by tivoKlr · · Score: 3, Funny
    So will a new ice age in Europe bring even better snow to European ski areas? Imagine skiing on mountains (instead of glaciers) year round!!

    Thank you ocean currents!

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    1. Re:Skiing in Europe by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      I was about to the same thing. In all seriousness, can anyone validate this idea? Will there really be more snow in Europe?

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    2. Re:Skiing in Europe by tivoKlr · · Score: 1

      Actually, I wasn't totally joking. After the last few winters here in Vail, I'm looking for more snow...quality snow that is (you know who you are).

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    3. Re:Skiing in Europe by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Imagine skiing on mountains (instead of glaciers) year round!!

      Actually, if you *could* ski on the mountains year round, then pretty much by definition you'd be skiing on glaciers. Hint: glaciers are what form when the snow doesn't melt in the summer.

      I guess you could quibble, and only ski on the newest snow at any given point, which hasn't yet compressed enough to be true glacial ice. You'd just have to move your ski resort every few years :)

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    4. Re:Skiing in Europe by IPFreely · · Score: 1
      Nice try.

      Snow is less a factor of tempreture and more a factor of precipitation. It can be 10 below zero but if there's no precipitation then there's no snow.

      Precipitation comes from evaporation, mostly from the oceans. Lower water and air tempreture means less evaporation which means less precipitation. As the ocean and air cool, you are more likely to get drought conditions and less likely to get snow.

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    5. Re:Skiing in Europe by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      True, but above-zero temperatures is one of the biggest problems with skiing conditions in Europe these years. I've frequently experienced both rain and snow-melt while on vacation there. So if the temperature is more consistently below zero, that might make up for less precipitation. Besides, even if it snows less, artificial snow could make up for that, but there's no technology that can compensate for melting temperatures.

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  6. Bring warm water in by Barkley44 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    They could always create some device to push warmer water in to suppliment the lack of warm currents I assume....

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    1. Re:Bring warm water in by nonother · · Score: 1

      Hmm...that sounds fantastic, OPEC would be greatly interested in supplying the oil to power it.

    2. Re:Bring warm water in by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You can't make anything that would work on that massive a scale without spending as much money as would be lost if South America suddenly vanished. Nature is much bigger and more powerful than us and is totally beyond our control through methods like that.

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    3. Re:Bring warm water in by ProfM · · Score: 1
      NOOO ... you mean I can't just stop driving my old V-8 and ... poof ... global warming is gone?


      What if we ALL stopped driving ... wouldn't that stop it?


      (hmmm ... too bad Slashdot doesn't have a +1 Sarcastic modifier)

    4. Re:Bring warm water in by joelsanda · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nature is much bigger and more powerful than us and is totally beyond our control through methods like that.

      Except the problem may have been caused by our activities, so the idea we can generate focused activity to alter something we set into motion isn't that far off?

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    5. Re:Bring warm water in by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Yes it is. Jeesus you people just don't get how complicated systems like this work. You're all as bad as american politicians, and they should all be shot for treason.

    6. Re:Bring warm water in by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      It's taken decades of activity at a global scale to come to this point. No amount of focussed activity is giong to make a dent.

    7. Re:Bring warm water in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say we detonate all the worlds stockpiles deep at the ocean floor in the atlantic. Sure, the fish might protest but its sure to heat things up at least a tenth of a centigrade!

    8. Re:Bring warm water in by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

      I said you couldnt do it directly. If we all stopped driving cars, aside from the economic borkage that would occur it would do immense wonders for Earth. But you simply can't make a machine big enough to create/change/move an ocean current.

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  7. FUD? by sammykrupa · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait,

    First Microsoft, now scientists? Noooooooooooo!

    1. Re:FUD? by ebatsky · · Score: 1

      Actually I just finished a book by Michael Crichton called the State of Fear that argues, somewhat convincingly, that global warming really is FUD. He argues that everyone is so convinced that global warming is real because it's basically the new catasrophe to fill up the newspapers and keep the people in a state of fear so that they are easier to control.

      The little scientific 'proof' that global warming is actually happening is found mostly because confirming the common belief gets you grant money and, reading between the lines in those studies (he showed examples), the data is actually against the global warming theory but in the conclusion it is almost always stated that "therefore, there is global warming".

      He also has charts of different places all over the globe showing that the temperature either stayed the same or actually declined from mid 1800's to today, if one were to look at the entire available data set and not cherry pick the time periods where the temperature may increase. The biggest increase in temperature is in the cities because cities generate heat and while temperature gets adjusted for that, some scientists think it's not adjusted nearly enough. In fact he showed 2 charts, one in New York City with the adjusted temperature and one in Albany, NY (I think they are relatively close) that show the temperature in New York steadily rising while in Albany it's actually falling.

      Anyway, before reading that book (especially the appendices) I was more or less convinced that global warming was at least somewhat true, but now I am having doubts and I would probably require solid proof including all the numbers before I start believing that something is occuring because of global warming. (I'm not arguing that the Gulf Stream may be losing temperature, I'm arguing about the reasoning for the cause they present in the article that really sounds like a lot of speculation).

    2. Re:FUD? by Minimind · · Score: 4, Insightful
      State of Fear has very silly politics and terrible science.

      Do you really think it realistic that huge, powerful, and rich environmental organisations would perform evil acts that only employees of sensible and socially responsible oil companies can save us from? Is it reasonable or realistic that environmental scientists, who in the real world are willing to forgo lucrative careers to take low-paid academic positions because they love and care about researching the natural world, would cause massive destruction of the natural world to score political points?

      In the real world, who has the most money for public relations and the most political capital? The ex-chief executive officer of the giant energy corporation Halliburtons is the vice president of the USA for goodness sake. Could the head of Greenpeace ever hope to reach such an influential and powerful position?

      All the local environmental fund raising events I've been involved with have been in conjuction with people that have very little financial resources but care deeply about recycling, local environment issues, etc. Very different from Crichton's own protagonist, who zips about the world in a Gulfstream Jet.

    3. Re:FUD? by vandoravp · · Score: 1

      Though indeed very silly at times, the whole point of State of Fear, IMHO, was just to show that we don't know enough to understand the changes that the climate is undergoing. There is not enough data to prove conclusively whether the changes are man made or not, or what the climate will be in the near future. This is a line that's very similar through most of his books, that we don't know enough about complex systems and we shouldn't mess (ie. the whole chaos theory bit with regards to events in Jurassic Park and The Lost World, the emergent system behavior in Prey). It is his weakest book yet, and is style-wise much more like a Dan Brown novel and not much like his own, but the very fundamental messages are sound: we don't know enough to accurately decide either way, and stop pretending like we are more important than we really are.

    4. Re:FUD? by vandoravp · · Score: 1

      Bah that should be an eg. not ie. Shame on me. Double shame for replying to my own post.

    5. Re:FUD? by ebatsky · · Score: 1
      It's obviously a fictional story and was intended to be one. But he intended for the book to be more than just a story and to actually try to argue an unpopular point. You can see more on his web site.

      I never said I believed what HAPPENED in the book, I said the facts (all given with references btw) made me doubt the now commonly accepted theory, because maybe it's not so well proven after all.

      Also if you notice in the book, the people on the "environmental terrorist" side are all, aside from the main bad guys (Nick Drake etc), deeply commited to their cause and believe they are the good guys who are saving the planet...

    6. Re:FUD? by rrgg · · Score: 1

      State of Fear is pretty contrived, a bit of a conspiracy theory, and some of the claims seem to be a stretch. Having said that, it does make a few good points about exaggerated claims from his opposition and may still be worth reading.

  8. So what happens to all that energy? by ReformedExCon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If the current is pulling all that energy from the warm waters up north and dissipating it in the process, what will happen to all the excess warmth if the current stops? Will it find another way to go? Maybe create a new current or even restart the same current again? That heat has to go somewhere, it is water after all.

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    1. Re:So what happens to all that energy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The energy will become Atlantic Hurricanes.

    2. Re:So what happens to all that energy? by Rooked_One · · Score: 4, Interesting

      if you look at the globe, it would be a warm spot in the middle of the atlantic... I'm not sure what this would do, but since it would be continually pushed, it would mostlikely split off at a fork... making Mauritania and Algeria even warmer and probably creating a SUBER UBER JUNGLE (forgive me) and probably warming up the caribbean as well as lots of hurricanes.... we'll probably have to start using chinese symbols or something after we run out of our symbols

    3. Re:So what happens to all that energy? by Coryoth · · Score: 5, Informative

      If the current is pulling all that energy from the warm waters up north and dissipating it in the process, what will happen to all the excess warmth if the current stops? Will it find another way to go? Maybe create a new current or even restart the same current again? That heat has to go somewhere, it is water after all.

      Well the current that pushes northward occurs due to the conveyor effect that occurs when the water reaches up north, cools, sinks, and flows back as cold water much deeper. In general the current just circles around the equatorial Atlantic, and only a portion branches north due to said conveyor. If the conveyor effect stalls the most likely outcome is simply more and warmer water circulating in the equatorial Atlantic. That, of course, is going to have significant impacts on climate in Africa and central and South America. Potentially a lot of the energy may end up providing more power for hurricanes out in the Atlantic. What exactly will happen is unclear, but I think its safe to say that assuming everything will magically right itself is betting on the long shot - there's really no evidence for such a thing. The most likely outcome is simply a lot warmer and more energetic weather for Africa and South and Central America.

      Jedidiah.

    4. Re:So what happens to all that energy? by uncreativ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm not climate expert, but wouldn't that extra energy be dissipated through--yep, you guessed it--more hurricanes in the tropics? I also heard something to the effect that during seasons of increased hurricanes, there is usually correspondingly colder winter weather. Wonder if there is a connection to that trend.

    5. Re:So what happens to all that energy? by hashfunction · · Score: 1

      "but I think its safe to say that assuming everything will magically right itself is betting on the long shot - there's really no evidence for such a thing"

      oh noooooooooooo! Bush lied to me... AGAIN!!!! http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/06/03/tech/mai n510920.shtml

    6. Re:So what happens to all that energy? by TheSync · · Score: 1

      Much of Africa could use more rain. Central America, on the other hand, has plenty already.

    7. Re:So what happens to all that energy? by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 3, Interesting
      what will happen to all the excess warmth

      It turns into hurricanes in New Orleans, and Tornados in Texas. I am surprised you haven't noticed already.

      More specifically, for hurricanes to occur, the surface of the sea has to be hotter than 30C (maybe its 32, I forget). This is a BINARY SPLIT - over Tcrit you get a hurricane, under Tcrit you don't. Thus a good solid one degree hotter, and there won't be time between hurricanes to rebuild NO.

      And don't forget Tsunamis. The media are going round saying "it was plate tectonics wot done it". I agree that they are necessary for it to happen, but a few billion extra tons of water in the ocean is definitely going to increase the forces on the bottom of the ocean, just like it causes earthquakes when morons build excessively large reservoires above hydraulic power dams.

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    8. Re:So what happens to all that energy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not interesting, it's plain stupid

    9. Re:So what happens to all that energy? by Wellspring · · Score: 1

      I take all these climatological disaster scenarios with a pretty big grain of salt. There are so many variables that are interdependant in poorly understood ways that it is hard to get a grasp on exactly what outcome you can expect from any given change. Small changes in baseline assumptions in the computer models lead to wildly different results.

      That, of course, and the headline creep. I'll file this under "vast underground water deposits discovered on mars" until a body of evidence begins to firm up.

    10. Re:So what happens to all that energy? by spicyjeff · · Score: 1
      Your posted started out so well, but then...

      And don't forget Tsunamis. The media are going round saying "it was plate tectonics wot done it". I agree that they are necessary for it to happen, but a few billion extra tons of water in the ocean is definitely going to increase the forces on the bottom of the ocean, just like it causes earthquakes when morons build excessively large reservoires above hydraulic power dams.


      Actually the weight, or mass, distribution of the ocean with ice floating on or in it, and then the same ocena with said ice melted is the exact same. Ice doesn't get heavier when it melts.
    11. Re:So what happens to all that energy? by spurtle15 · · Score: 1

      As well as "SUPER UBER HURRICANES". I remember watching something on PBS on this or reading an article, but what heavily influences the strength of a hurricane is the temperature of the water. That's what happened with Katrina this year. It was a relatively meek category 2 hurricane after it left Florida, but it hit a hot spot in the Gulf and exploded into a category 5 practically overnight.

    12. Re:So what happens to all that energy? by IPFreely · · Score: 1
      nice description, nice map, but incomplete. It's not called the Global Conveyor for nothing. Check here and here for a nice summary of some of the drivers for the conveyor.

      Given all that, it's not likely the current will stop as a whole. More likely, it will take a turn and move in different areas. The sink will happen somewhere else rather than around Greenland, somewhere with less fresh water flowing into it.

      I recall hearing from a Geology prof about some major climate change around 30 million years ago that happened because of sufficient continental drift to open up new ocean current opportunities. I believe it was the separation of Australia from Antarctica enough to allow the conveyor current to enter that passage. The modern changes are likely to be less permanent as it will only last until enough of the fresh water is melted from the arctic to balance climate changes and allow the current to return.

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    13. Re:So what happens to all that energy? by aldheorte · · Score: 1

      You have a point, but, Antarctica, for example, is a continent. Much of its ice sits on land, not on the water. High mountains and extreme latitude regions, such as Greenland, also support large ice deposits.

      Of course, I'm not arguing that increased ocean weight will lead to more earthquakes or making any statement about "global warming" have anything to do with it, but not all ice floats or, to be specific, I should say, is floating.

    14. Re:So what happens to all that energy? by spicyjeff · · Score: 1

      Good point. So then the additional mass of the water would be spread over additional land mass (since the sea level would rise). I'm sure some nifty and complicated computation could be done on this but I'm betting it would come close one way or another to break even in terms of having an effect such as the parent of this thread discribed.

      In fact, I think it would be in the inverse of what was hypothesized and that the melting of the ice on the continent of Antarctica (or another landmass) would relieve pressure it now is under and they would rise. Generate a tsunami? Anything is possible, but I'm sure there will be a lot more to worry about in terms of regional climate change affecting food, water, etc if we get to the point where Anartica melts away.

  9. If sledding in August... by ScaryMonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...is the "price" of air pollution, well, you'll pardon me if I keep my old Pontiac. ;)

  10. So does this mean by dreadlord76 · · Score: 0

    That melting of Arctic is now OK, since Europe is going to Freeze?

    1. Re:So does this mean by tivoKlr · · Score: 1

      Yes, I do believe it is now, officially OK. OK by me that is...

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  11. "The Day After" premise by redelm · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Sounds like someone wanted to validate the [bogus] science behind the moview "The Day After".

    I have a lot of trouble believing that global warming (however caused) will _decrease_ ocean currents. I would expect it to do precisely the opposite, increase them, as driving forces (temperature differences) increase. Or does someone have data that global warming is more at the poles than at the equator?

    1. Re:"The Day After" premise by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Discover had an article about this phenomenon quite some time ago, almost certainly well before that movie was released. Not a new idea even among scientists.

    2. Re:"The Day After" premise by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      I have a lot of trouble believing that global warming (however caused) will _decrease_ ocean currents.

      The idea here is that it's not the temperature that will destroy the ocean current, but rather the decreased salancy of the ocean surface.

      It's something that real climatologists are considering... but they're certainly not of the opinion that it will suddenly and dramatically flip the global warming to global cooling... unless you consider a decade or two fast.

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    3. Re:"The Day After" premise by hardburn · · Score: 1

      In geologic timescales, a decade or two might as well be a few seconds ago.

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    4. Re:"The Day After" premise by nycguy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Indeed, this was in the press before the movie. Discover posted the original article on their website when the movie came out.

    5. Re:"The Day After" premise by Filthysock · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, i have seen that in several articles, that global warming is happening at a MUCH faster rate at the poles than at the equator.
      Sorry dont have any links tho :(

    6. Re:"The Day After" premise by Tekoneiric · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually the movie was based on info and theories from the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution. They just added a bunch of bad science for plot devices. Take a look at these two links: Little Ice Age and Abrupt Climate Change

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    7. Re:"The Day After" premise by redelm · · Score: 1
      Yes, I understand about the importance of salinity [density]. However, as a general principal, all convective heat/mass transfer mechanisms (including this one) are driven harder/faster by increasing differentials.

    8. Re:"The Day After" premise by David+Gould · · Score: 1


        It's something that real climatologists are considering... but they're certainly not of the opinion that it will suddenly and dramatically flip the global warming to global cooling... unless you consider a decade or two fast.

      Dunno 'bout you, but as someone who hopes to live for more than another two decades, I most certainly do consider that "fast". Some people even have kids, and care about their prospects, as well as their own.

      That said, the idea that it would happen literally overnight, as in the movie version, is nothing short of idiotic.

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    9. Re:"The Day After" premise by LazyEmc2 · · Score: 5, Informative
      The killing of the currents does not have anything to do with temperature differences. It has to do with water densities. I do not know specifics but here is a link to a nice write up on "abrupt" climate change:

      http://www.wunderground.com/education/abruptclimat e.asp

      Here is the part I wanted to reference: "Since the Great Ocean Conveyor belt is driven in part by differences in ocean water density, if one can pump enough fresh water into the ocean in the key areas on either side of Greenland where the Gulf Stream waters cool and sink, this will lower the ocean's salinity (and therefore its density) enough so that the waters there no longer sink. The Atlantic conveyor belt and Gulf Stream current will then shut down in just a few years, dramatically altering the climate. "

      Also here is a write up specifically dealing with the "science" of "The Day After Tomorrow."

      http://www.wunderground.com/education/thedayafter. asp

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    10. Re:"The Day After" premise by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's something that real climatologists are considering... but they're certainly not of the opinion that it will suddenly and dramatically flip the global warming to global cooling... unless you consider a decade or two fast.

      They're not even suggesting a "flip" to "global cooling". What is being suggested is that despite gloablly getting warmer, locally eastern North America and Northern Europe are going to get colder. That just means all the extra heat is going to get pushed elsewhere (the suggestion seems to be warmer weather for Central and South America and Africa).

      Jedidiah.

    11. Re:"The Day After" premise by t_furious · · Score: 1

      unless you consider a decade or two fast

      Yes, as a matter of fact I do.

    12. Re:"The Day After" premise by SomebodyOutThere · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's a pretty good article on wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effects_of_global_war ming

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    13. Re:"The Day After" premise by redelm · · Score: 1
      Yes, that was mentioned in TFA, specifically fresh water from Siberia cutting the East Greenland subduction. But that requires confirmation: has there been unusually heavy snow/rainfall there? I thought the place was semi-arrid. I can't see that much melt from Greenland, particularly not asymmetric.

    14. Re:"The Day After" premise by fatboy · · Score: 1

      Sounds like someone wanted to validate the [bogus] science behind the moview "The Day After".

      I thought nuclear winter was for real. Oh, you mean "The Day After Tommorrow". :P

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    15. Re:"The Day After" premise by LazyEmc2 · · Score: 1
      "The total area of Greenland measures 2 099 988 km, of which the ice sheet covers 1 799 992 km (85,7%)."[wikipedia]

      I bet if a few centimeters of that ice sheet melted, it may warrant an "asymmetric" amount of fresh water runoff.

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    16. Re:"The Day After" premise by uncadonna · · Score: 2, Informative
      Or does someone have data that global warming is more at the poles than at the equator?

      Regardless of the rest of your argument, it is definitely the case that global warming is expected to warm the polar and subpolar regions more than the tropics, decreasing the temperature gradient, and it is also definitely the case that the greatest effects so far have been in high latitude continental interiors, specifically the interiors of Canada, Alaska and Siberia. Now it is starting to show up in the high Arctic and the edges of the great ice caps.

      There are two phenomena at work, one subtle one which I've never figured out about radiative equilibrium and the vertical profile of temperature in cold vs warm places, and one very simple one; the ice-albedo feedback. The latter one says that as ice and snow cover retreats, the ground gets darker for more of the year, reflecting less sunlight and absorbing more. That causes warming or cooling trends to be enhanced at ice and snow boundaries.

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    17. Re:"The Day After" premise by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      SALINITY.... there we go.

      You know, I think as a spell checker, you could just post a response with the word on Slashdot, and someone is bound to come in and give you the correct spelling. Thanks :)

      And as just a response to everyone attached to yours. Yeah, I know a few decades is fast on a geological timescale... the point is to draw a contrast between overnight, and what people are realling thinking of.

      Also, I don't personally have any clue what they actually believe, I was just trying to let the ggp know the reason people are giving for this cooling effect.

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    18. Re:"The Day After" premise by redelm · · Score: 1
      Asymmetric east-west. They report normal subduction on the west side, stopped on east. I'd expect sheet melting to stop both.

    19. Re:"The Day After" premise by mtsammy · · Score: 1

      The fiction "State of fear" by Michael Crichton covers a lot of discussions about global warming. You may want to following the reference material afterward.

    20. Re:"The Day After" premise by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      IANAMeteorologist, but I think the deal with greenhouse effect is that it traps heat, not that it provides a heat source. Then it would make sense that convection currents loose power as the temperature diferential would decrease.

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    21. Re:"The Day After" premise by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      There are a few huge rivers in Siberia with massive catchment areas and they are, apparently, dumping a lot more fresh water into the sea than they used to.

    22. Re:"The Day After" premise by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      As the Gulf Stream goes north, it loses heat (making Britain and Europe warmer in the process). Up around Greenland, it's lost enough heat that the water sinks down and flows south in a reverse current, back to the Caribbean.

      With decreased salinity in the northern Atlantic, and with the Gulf Stream being warmer, the water doesn't sink, and the current is disrupted. Once this happens, the Gulf stream ceases flowing north and instead, heads towards Africa, creating conditions for more powerful hurricanes.

      As for Britain, Europe, and Greenland, with out the Gulf Stream, their average temperature drops about 10F over the next hundred years. This happened back in the 1300's and lasted through the 1700's. The Thames was frozen over in the winter and the Delaware river was ice choked (see that rebel guy trying to cross it). Eventually, the North Atlantic gets cold enough for the water up there to start sinking and flowing south, creating conditions for the Gulf Stream to start flowing north again, and temperatures warm up in Europe and such. Pretty straight forward.

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  12. Seen this movie by shawnmchorse · · Score: 1

    I knew I'd seen this movie already. Don't anyone go giving away the ending!

    1. Re:Seen this movie by ReformedExCon · · Score: 1, Redundant

      The guy walks from DC to New York in one day, in the snow, uphill, both ways to rescue his son.

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    2. Re:Seen this movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, to be fair, he did get a helicopter ride on the way back.

    3. Re:Seen this movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but in the snow, barefoot, uphill, both ways.

  13. Save Europe by toupsie · · Score: 3, Funny

    Drive a Hummer.

    (Plus it comes with a 12,000 LB wench, think of all the beer that could serve, Germany)

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    1. Re:Save Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A 12k pound wench? Egad, I think I'd lose my appetite, even for beer...

      But a 12k pound winch would be nice...

    2. Re:Save Europe by bigtrike · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Your hummer is also half price if you own a large enough business, courtesy of the tax payers. Thank you Bush administration for this great transfer of wealth from the poor and middle class to the rich!

    3. Re:Save Europe by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Nice job raging against the bush administration! I wish I had heard about this "Hummer for half price if you own a large enough business" discount! Wow.. How big does the business have to be??

    4. Re:Save Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I believe the loophole in tax code that allowed small businesses to buy trucks over X tons via a tax right off has since been fixed. It is bad that something like this got through CONGRESS, but I think its even worse that the company promoted the hole to get people to buy more of them. Ah ethics... who needs it

    5. Re:Save Europe by Eccles · · Score: 1

      It wasn't the size of the business, it was the size of the car. It's reduced now, but not before many took advantage of it.

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    6. Re:Save Europe by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

      It allows you to depreciate that money (write off on your taxes) a specific percentage per year - to total no more than a specific percentage of the total cost of the vehicle. That isn't anywhere close to getting the vehicle half price. Plus the vehicle must be a business vehicle, if you are audited it is not so then you are fined a VERY large amount (and they do actually check - my parents were audited recently). You do not get to deduct the percentage you drive on personal time.

      You still have to get the full loan value, you still have to pay the full amount of the vehicle, but over the next three years, not pay taxes on you gross income equalling 50% of that vehicles cost (probably a few thousand of three years, even with a 150k vehicle). The govt doesn't give you anything, doesn't subsidise anything, you just don't pay taxes on part of your gross income.

      Further, for many businesses deductions such as that are *required*. My parents gross over 300k a year, thier purchasing power was similar to mine when I made around 35k a year - that's not unusual. If you cut those deductions (and many, like my parents, require large 4wd trucks), while it may make you feel better, you will drive many many many businesses out of work. That may be acceptable to you right now, but I would be willing to bet that once that reality hit you wouldn't like it so much.

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    7. Re:Save Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What is it about hating Bush that causes to become morons and to start spouting absolute nonsense, devoid of facts or connection to reality?
      Your hummer is also half price if you own a large enough business, courtesy of the tax payers.
      And the business doesn't even have to be that large - my sub 20k/yr business qualified.
      Thank you Bush administration for this great transfer of wealth from the poor and middle class to the rich!
      Nope. I was taking the cost of purchasing and operating my van waaaaaay back in the Clinton Administration - and the deductions were old then. My dad was taking the deductions for the family car (which was also used for business) way back in the Nixon Administration.
    8. Re:Save Europe by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Your explanation is correct. However, the Hummer is a luxury vehicle, not a 'required large 4wd truck'. It was absurd that purchasing these vehicles opened some people up to these tax benefits.

    9. Re:Save Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how can you transfer wealth from people who don't have it? The bottom half the taxpayers pay about 5% of the federal taxes.

    10. Re:Save Europe by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know, you're right--but the parent was an idiot, that was MY point :-p

  14. OH! I saw this movie! by Krach42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, what was it... oh yeah! Day After Tomorrow.

    Is this supposed to be news? Because I thought climatologist have been talking about this potential for awhile. At least before "Day After Tomorrow".

    What's next? "Scientist think that Birds evolved from Dinosaur like ancestors?"

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    1. Re:OH! I saw this movie! by aminorex · · Score: 1

      There's a huge gap between someone theorizing that some day something might happen, and someone getting out of their cushy office and making measurements that determine that it is already a third of the way to being a done deal.

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  15. The Day after tomorrow... by Ruvim · · Score: 1

    Here we come! Better grow some fur!

  16. Forgive me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like the idea of a utilitarian vehicle, but I'm not so hot on 12,000 pound wenches.

    What use would a 12,000 lbs wench be, anyway?

  17. Ah, good old global warming... by Varka · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is there anything it CAN'T do? Ice ages here, mega-deserts there... Besides, let's say the ice caps DO melt, and we lose a litle coastline. Big deal, over the ~150 years that takes, we'll clear the lower-lying cities out, plenty of time for that. Just think of the possibilities, though. Far more of the earth's surface might become habitable! The increased heat might spur mega growth of flora, turning the southeastern United States (and other areas) into tropical rainforests! Is all climate change bad? Varka

    1. Re:Ah, good old global warming... by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

      Imagine a sea that covers much of northwestern Canada and America's breadbasket, not to mention a total lack of Florida or any islands in the Gulf of Mexico or Carribean Sea. In fact, get rid of most of the eastern seaboard as well. Then imagine that someone called that losing a little coastline. I'm no environmentalist and I'm definitely not trying to spread FUD, but if there is massive Ice cap meltage, lots of low lying areas stand at risk.

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    2. Re:Ah, good old global warming... by Varka · · Score: 1

      Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. Based on my home's elevation, the average depth of the worlds oceans of ~13,000 feet, and assuming that 2% of the worlds water is locked away in those icecaps, I'll have some prime realestate come Armaggedon. Anybody have a good realestate agent they can recommend me? Varka

    3. Re:Ah, good old global warming... by routerguy666 · · Score: 1

      Unlike in movies, the scenario you describe would not occur within a 2 hour window. As the parent said, these areas would have decades of notice as to the pending 'disaster'. Frankly if all the fearmongers, who in all their arrogance act as if a few decades of research gives them an accurate idea of how the climate of a billion year old planet behaves over time, were so secure in their own prophecies they should be lobbying governments to begin massive population relocation efforts now while there is time to plan it as well as possible and execute it at a reasonable pace.

      But they don't. Rather they demonize the industrial processes that have created the world they live comfortably in and offer unrealistic, incomplete and impractical alternatives to things such as renewable energy sources and pollution control.

      Global warming research funding should be canned. All bodies with a desire to fund such research should consider their point well made and redirect the funds into lobbying governments for population resettlement plans if they believe in their own research to date.

    4. Re:Ah, good old global warming... by lostraven · · Score: 1

      All bodies with a desire to fund such research should consider their
      point well made and redirect the funds into lobbying governments for
      population resettlement plans if they believe in their own research to date.


      More like "population reduction" plans. Less land, more people? Oh wait;
      that's what disease is for, correct? Feh. If disease and famine don't
      do the trick, what will?

    5. Re:Ah, good old global warming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Wow, people really have no clue how this world of our's works. The majority of people on this planet live in low lying areas (New York, LA, Boston, DC, almost all of Florida, just for US examples). Global warming calls for the average world wide temperature to increase. Global warming calls for an increase in the extremes (like more hurricanes). These models allow for ice ages in the northern landmasses and desertification of the equator. This current slowing has been postulated as a result of polar melt and increased northern landmass runoff. This is a density current and increased fresh water in the northern atlantic gyre can shift this current southward. The effects of global warming are not linear but geometric in expasion. Climate change on geologic time scales is just fine, climate changes on human time scales are MELEs (Mass Extinction Level Events). We have 6 well documented mass extintion events in all of geologic record and we are living in one. This planet will be fine, but human life on it will soon (geologically) be unsustainable at current levels. Go read some peer reviewed work like Paul Hoffman's Snowball Earth or Paleoclimatology by Tom Crowley. When the best scientific minds say that we are in grave danger and their models have a strong correlation to the actual data, then people should stop spouting what might be good for established big business, and try to stop fucking the planet over.

      On a side note, go see a warm water reef system, and take your kids. Coral lives in 3 degrees C temperature range, that means, your grandkids will grow up in world where every reef on the planet died sometime before 2015.

      My two cents,

      Colin Langford
      Boston College, Geology & Geophysics

    6. Re:Ah, good old global warming... by handslikesnakes · · Score: 1

      Death's part and parcel, so I guess that leaves War.

    7. Re:Ah, good old global warming... by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

      I know it is a long and gradual process, the point I was making is that melting ice caps can cause problems on a larger scale than he desctibed. But what the hell, who am I to complain, I've got prime beachfront property if that happens.

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  18. And the cause of the cooling? by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 4, Informative

    Depending on whom you ask, this could be a global warming issue. This is something I researched back in high school and got weird looks, but the logic goes like this:

    1. Temperature warms up. Surface ice in the northern/southern reaches melt. This is something we've been seeing with the shrinking glaciers/nothern ice cap/Antartic icebergs melting.

    2. Ocean rises, which causes a lowering of the ocean temperature from the influx of cold water.

    3. With ocean levels higher, the ocean is able to absorb more energy, which shuts down the warm ocean currents.

    4. Without the warm ocean currents, weather patterns are altered. Cold air that would have been warmed by the ocean currents remain cold. In time, the water that melted is converted into ice.

    5. With the altered weather patterns and no warm air, the ice age comes into being. The more ice that forms, that more sunlight redirected back into space.

    6. This continues until enough build up of ocean warmth.

    Or - something like that. It's been a decade or two since I studied it, and I'm sure a meteorologist would do a better job. But what I do recall is that a good chunk of research shows this process can take place in as little as three years - which means it might be a good time to start buying some land down in Mexico....

    1. Re:And the cause of the cooling? by Filthysock · · Score: 1

      2. Ocean rises, which causes a lowering of the ocean temperature from the influx of cold water.
      Doesn't the ocean rise due to an increase in the temperature of the water (expansion) ?

    2. Re:And the cause of the cooling? by Hao+Wu · · Score: 5, Funny
      This is something I researched back in high school and got weird looks, .... It's been a decade or two since I studied it, and I'm sure a meteorologist would do a better job.

      Not to worry - Here at Slashdot, such disclaimers are considered credentials.

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    3. Re:And the cause of the cooling? by Muerte23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      3. With ocean levels higher, the ocean is able to absorb more energy, which shuts down the warm ocean currents.

      This statement is false, I'm pretty sure. Oceanic currents are driven by the Earth's rotation and some wind, as I've commented in this thread.

      Also, your step (4) leads directly back to step (1).

      m

    4. Re:And the cause of the cooling? by RollingThunder · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, no, no, no, NO!

      Floating ice that melts has ZERO effect on the total level of the water. If you don't believe me, take an ice cube, put it in a glass of water, mark the level and let it melt. It will be at exactly the same level. Yes, some of the ice was above the surface of the water, because it was less dense.

      The only melting ice that will raise sea levels is ice that is currently stuck on a land mass, above the ocean. That melts and then joins the ocean, causing an increase.

    5. Re:And the cause of the cooling? by max+born · · Score: 1

      Surface ice in the northern/southern reaches melt ... icebergs melting ... Ocean rises... >br>
      Except it would hardly rise at all. When an ice cube melts in a glass of water the water level doesn't rise at all.

      With ocean levels higher, the ocean is able to absorb more energy ...

      The volume of water+ice is constant, it's absorbs it's energy from the sun in terms of watts/meter^2. The ice is able to reflect some of the energy but because the ice is a small portion of the total, the increase in energy absorption from its melting is negligable.

    6. Re:And the cause of the cooling? by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Good lord - did all the armchair scientists suddenly crawl out of their holes? This effect is called Thermohaline conversion, and the reason it is slowing down is because the melting arctic is reducing the salt content in the Atlantic. At least google some info on this stuff before quoting your High School research from 20 years ago.

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    7. Re:And the cause of the cooling? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that correction. I was beginning to think that everyone here was a product of Kansas schools.

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    8. Re:And the cause of the cooling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A balloon full of air floating on the surface of a body of water effectively displaces the same amount of water as a balloon with no air floating on the same surface. I believe the water level will go up as the ice melts but that is from the land based ice, not the ice in the water. Maybe I am jacked up

    9. Re:And the cause of the cooling? by white_owl · · Score: 1

      I think if you read the article it will remind you that is not the volume of the ocean per ce but the presence of less dense water in the places where currently the water becomes chilled and sinks.

      So it is more like this.

      1. Temperature warms up. Surface ice in the northern/southern reaches melt. This is something we've been seeing with the shrinking glaciers/nothern ice cap/Antartic icebergs melting.

      2. Additional fresh water in the northern latitudes decreases the density of the water which does not sink as it becomes colder. This in turn reduces the south to north current and consequently the transfer of heat to the North.

      3. The arctic ice cap grows (maybe dramaticaly by freezing all that less saline water) and the white surface absorbs less sunlight (lowers albedo).

      4. With no warm ocean currents and less absorbed sunlight, weather patterns are altered. Cold air that would have been warmed by the ocean currents remain cold.

      5. Climate in London becomes more like the northern part of the Sakhalin penisula (similar Latitude) where in the http://permanent.access.gpo.gov/websites/pollux/po llux.nss.nima.mil/NAV_PUBS/SD/pub155/155sec8.pdf winter it is often -20 C/-4 F and with blizzards as often as every 10 days in December and January. YMMV

    10. Re:And the cause of the cooling? by H0NGK0NGPH00EY · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I saw that movie, too.

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    11. Re:And the cause of the cooling? by killjoe · · Score: 2, Informative

      On the other hand melting ice will have an effect on the salinity of the ocean which changes the density of the water too.

      Who know what kind of an effect that will have.

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    12. Re:And the cause of the cooling? by Archtech · · Score: 1

      "Or - something like that" is the bottom line. The trouble with reasoning like Dark Paladin's is that it is linear, and only explores a single strand of causality. Nothing wrong with that - it's the way all our minds work, and we can't really do much better yet. But it means that we inevitably fail, almost always, to understand how complex systems will react to changed inputs. The tendency is to get very excited about certain (fairly obvious) causal chains, and completely overlook others that may be far more important. Then, when things turn out nothing like what was predicted, we lament "Oh - this system's behavior is counterintuitive!" (Translation: we are not smart enough to understand it, and we are not even smart enough to realize that we can't understand it).

      At the moment, about the only reliable way we have of finding out what the changed behavior will be is to wait and see how the system actually responds. Too bad that, with climate change, we are messing with the basis of our continued existence. People are steamed about temperatures rising 5 degrees and sea levels rising a few meters? What I want to know is, are those changes self-limiting, linear, or exponential? Our chances of finding out what it's like living on Venus, from personal experience, are low, but I'm not so sure about our great grandchildren.

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    13. Re:And the cause of the cooling? by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      The only melting ice that will raise sea levels is ice that is currently stuck on a land mass, above the ocean. That melts and then joins the ocean, causing an increase.

      I have a sneaking suspicion that's most of it. Greenland's big. Antarctica's huge. Lots and lots of water locked up in ice up on land.

      My guess would be that the huge thick ice deposits on Greenland account for a lot more water than the relatively thin sea ice on the Arctic Ocean; that stuff's thin enough that you can get a ship through it if you push a bit.

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    14. Re:And the cause of the cooling? by Alef · · Score: 1
      Doesn't the ocean rise due to an increase in the temperature of the water (expansion) ?

      It increases both because of melting ice and thremal expansion. The expansion is projected to be the dominating cause over the next 100 years or so. But theoretically, if all ice in antarctica melted the sea level would rise 60 meters(!).

      More can be read here (among other places): http://www.science.org.au/nova/082/082key.htm

    15. Re:And the cause of the cooling? by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

      A very salient (saline-ent? heh) point... I'm not sure on the volumes involved, it should be calculable... I may just have to poke around.

    16. Re:And the cause of the cooling? by sznupi · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, no, no, no, NO!

      Ocean is salt water, while ice swimming in it is fresh water. If the latter melts, ocean _will_ rise.

      In practice this would be negligible of course in comparison to the effects of melting Greenland and Antarctica caps, but it _will_ add to the effect a bit.

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    17. Re:And the cause of the cooling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like you are a product of American school institution.

      ps. Read this

    18. Re:And the cause of the cooling? by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      I would think that if the floating ice had rocks in or on it, it'd actually LOWER the water level when it melts, because the rocks would cause increased displacement due to the air trapped in the ice, which would rise above the water once the ice melted.

    19. Re:And the cause of the cooling? by Morinaga · · Score: 1

      Except that the Antarctic ice sheets are getting thicker and the Anarctic ice shelf is much larger than the arctic, thus drawn down the oceans. You can blame that on global warming because of greater snowfall (that's obviously open to various levels of debate). Global warming doomsayers don't help the global climate cause by exagerrating. They should stick with the science.

    20. Re:And the cause of the cooling? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "They should stick with the science."

      That would be like entering a gun fight with a club. The opposing forces use a vast array of weaponry including FUD, shills, think tanks, paid off journalists, bogus studies, talk radio and fox news. If the scientists would just stick to science they would get killed (maybe even literally).

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    21. Re:And the cause of the cooling? by Durrill · · Score: 1

      Good one man, my sister was freaking out over this issue, and all I did was point out the simplistic physics involved with the ice cubes in her glass of pepsi... The truth of our world and the rules it runs itself by are simple, only the idiots blow it out of proportion.

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    22. Re:And the cause of the cooling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about dense water? Most glacial ice has a lot more water than your standard ice cube.

  19. Re:solar system warming? by rbannon · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yes, I'm confused too. However, it stands to reason that we humans are doing some really bad things to the earth, and predicting outcomes resulting from our behavior may be beyond our intellectual reach.

    Free iPod?

  20. new investment opportunities by Maskirovka · · Score: 1

    So if the climate is getting colder, now is a good time to invest in ski resorts and related realestate and businesses in that region?

    1. Re:new investment opportunities by XMilkProject · · Score: 1

      I think if it was getting generally colder, the last thing you'd want to invest in is Ski resorts. Typically we try to invest in something that has a high demand, which, in the event of an ice age, would be warm places, not cold. You'll thank me after the ice age.

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  21. Pump up the pollution! by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Let's give global warming a chance! Or we could stop using science from the 70's and realize that the climate changes and we're not the cause.

    1. Re:Pump up the pollution! by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Right on brother! Rush Limbaugh and Ann "The Man" Coulter said we're not the cause so it must be true! I heard it on the AM Radio!

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    2. Re:Pump up the pollution! by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I hate them both. Do a little research. Did you know we exited the "Little Ice Age" in 1850? Do you know anything about this book? Did you know West Antarctic ice is increasing at the rate of 26.8 gigatons per year? Did you know 420,000 years ago the Earth was warmer than it is today?

          FYI, just because someone disagrees with a liberal doesn't mean they're Rush Limbaugh fans.

    3. Re:Pump up the pollution! by apflwr · · Score: 1

      Or we could stop using science from the 70's and realize that the climate changes and we're not the cause.

      Glad you can make such a definitive statement, but the truth is nobody knows why it's happening. So we can either take your attitude, in which case we're fucked and there's nothing we can do, or we can say "maybe it IS our fault" and make an effort to curb the global climate changes.

      Yeah, we're probably all fucked anyway. But it would be nice if we tried to hold on instead of shrugging our shoulders as we watch it all go to hell.

    4. Re:Pump up the pollution! by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      I'm being bitchy tonight to friends and foes alike. Scientific consensus is building towards a warming trend, and that it's caused by humans in large part. More work is being done and more work has been done. That continuing research is tending to confirm the consensus. Increasingly the people who are in the minority have very obvious conservative political biases. Those people are not scientists, and their opinions should be disregarded without apology.

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    5. Re:Pump up the pollution! by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      Read below statement by me and maybe Google a bit or I can provide more references for you.

    6. Re:Pump up the pollution! by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      OK, but I still disagree about humans having such a large impact on the environment and would be happy to debate it in a civil fashion or just trade links via our Journals sometime.
          Of course, these political commentators offering this viewpoint are not scientists. Neither is Al Franken. Doesn't take away from the actual scientific facts however.

    7. Re:Pump up the pollution! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know that any effort on our part wouldn't fuck it up even worse?

    8. Re:Pump up the pollution! by metlin · · Score: 1

      How is parent a flamebait?

      We do not possess sufficient data to accurately predict whether what we are witnessing is a normal cycle, or not. Global warming is a classic example of science by consensus that's been going on since the 70s (and just as bad as Nuclear Winter).

      Take a look at things like Maunder Minimums and at past ice ages and you'll see what I mean.

    9. Re:Pump up the pollution! by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      Thank you! Doubt the meta-mods will catch it though.

    10. Re:Pump up the pollution! by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      The impact of humans on our environment is actually quite a specialized field, and I seriously doubt that either of us has the information and education required to make up our own minds on the topic. We can read about it, and understand what we are reading, but we should not kid ourselves that we are equipped to judge the worthiness of the scientific consensus.

      Of course, you could be a PhD climatologist specializing in the appropriate fields.... Anyway, that's why I'm not attempting to argue the merits of the scientific consensus. I'm just saying that it's there, and it appears to be strengthening based on the continuing evidence. I think that trusting the scientific consensus is not an irresponsible thing to do, because off the top of my head I can't think of any other time where the scientific consensus was wrong and *remained* wrong in the face of overwhelming additional knowlege. Can you think of an example?

      I know a lot of things about a lot of things. In this case, I also know a lot of things about limits to what I know.

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    11. Re:Pump up the pollution! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Scientific consensus..."

      Is a farce that intellectual midgets rely on when the data is inconclusive.

    12. Re:Pump up the pollution! by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      You're a fucking moron. Choke on my cock.

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  22. Careful there... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 0, Troll

    if the warm currents are going away from Europe, what will happen to the atlantic?

    Warmer water, more hurricanes, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    On the other hand, I'd rather see the US going into an ice age. They're the ones that refused to follow the Kyoto protocol.

    1. Re:Careful there... by dhakbar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "They're the ones that refused to follow the Kyoto protocol."

      Because obviously, following a treaty designed to economically punish the United States for a few years would have solved all of this.

    2. Re:Careful there... by MorderVonAllem · · Score: 1

      that'd be smart...plunge the us into an iceage to waste more energy on heating...producing more green house gasses...

      i would prefer an iceage anyway, too hot right now

    3. Re:Careful there... by Ironsides · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not that Kyoto would do jack anyway.
      http://www.junkscience.com/MSU_Temps/Kyoto_Count_U p.htm

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    4. Re:Careful there... by Trepalium · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but a glacier would have to plow over Canada to get to the states, and we DID sign the Kyoto protocol. Unless you just mean Alaska under a glacier, but would they even notice out there?

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    5. Re:Careful there... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because obviously, following a treaty designed to economically punish the United States for a few years would have solved all of this.

      Regardless of the economical consequences, wasn't the Kyoto protocol designed to prevent global warming?

      Oh, but the moment it has any economical consequences, suddenly it's an evil plot to take money away from "our precious and beloved country!"

      Sorry to crush you with this, but the world's needs are more important than a few enterprises' economical whims.

    6. Re:Careful there... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      It would have. Because you conveniently left out an important part of the punishment: "a treaty designed to economically punish the United States for a few years for being far more responsible for CO2 on a per capita basis than any other nation in the world".

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    7. Re:Careful there... by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sorry to crush you with this, but the world's needs are more important than a few enterprises' economical whims.

      Yeah. But when your whole culture is just that, a few enterprises, it could mean a lot.

      It can also mean your culture isn't very deep and that affecting these few enterprises' economical whims might actualy improve things around, but that's another story...

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    8. Re:Careful there... by c_forq · · Score: 1

      Hell yes they would notice, do you know how much oil is up there? Now if they would notice before it hit a pipeline or derrick, that is a whole other story.

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    9. Re:Careful there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't a viable economy one of the world's needs? Shouldn't we be interested in balance, rather than "environmentalism" at all costs? Even if you think all corporations are evil and want to elminate them, can't you see that manufacturing and trade are useful to the world as whole?

    10. Re:Careful there... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 5, Interesting

      i've seen that website before and i decided to run a few calculations on it. now while you might think that that is a miniscule mean temperature change in the atmosphere, when one multiplies that 0.001227436 C by the ~725(depends on exact density, doesn't vary much) joules needed to raise the temperature of mixed air by one degree centigrade and the 5.1*10^18 kilograms of air in the lower atmosphere one gets the net energy "loss"(this being entropic and useless energy that we don't want, and can do almost nothing with) of 4538444610000000000 joules
      that's 4538444610 gigajoules

      for comparison that's about the same as a gigaton nuclear bomb(heat and blast)

    11. Re:Careful there... by rannala · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Because obviously, following a treaty designed to economically punish the United States for a few years would have solved all of this.

      I don't know if the treaty makes any difference, but do you really think the climate change is not going to punish the USA economically?

    12. Re:Careful there... by crazyphilman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's all pointless at this point anyway. Whatever's going to happen is going to happen. Anything any set of countries tries at this point is going to be pathetically too little, too late.

      Consider that the third world and much of asia is desperate to ramp up industrial production to help their economies grow. The way they look at it, they can either worry about global warming or the bigger fish they have to fry, i.e. poverty and catching up to the rest of the world. Are they going to spend huge amounts of money trying to clean up their industries? No. They're going to pollute the fuck out of everything while they manufacture all the disposable crap they'll be selling to the rest of us. Crap we ASKED them to produce, of course.

      Consider that the first world has already shifted most of its heavy industry to the third world. The only thing most of US can do to reduce global warming is stop driving cars and use clean energy generation methods. Is this going to happen? No. Not while our self-absorbed leaders are so fascinated with the oil economy they're willing to overthrow other countries to increase their supply.

      Conclusion: The situation is completely and hopelessly fucked. Everyone is acting in their pathetic selfish self-interest, and nobody is willing to give anything up to change anything. Whatever's going to happen is going to happen.

      It'll be an interesting few decades while things settle down. I'm betting on the following:

      1. Mini ice age lasting two hundred years or so, sort of like the last one, in all nations bordering the North Atlantic. Actually I don't mind this, I hate hot weather and I've always loved snow. Here in New York, things should be pretty nice, if a bit chilly. And blizzards are fun as long as you don't have to travel. It's an excuse to stay home and play Halo II on XBox Live.

      2. Very hot weather and major storms throughout equatorial regions. Florida and the other gulf states, for example, are going to get the shit beaten out of them every year. I expect most people to get fed up and move inland to get away from the hurricanes, and away from the plains states to get away from "Tornado Alley". Lots of migration will produce new ghost towns along the coasts, not due to disasters per se, but to people getting fed up with having their houses knocked down biannually. Actually I'm endlessly surprised this hasn't already started.

      3. Ocean levels might rise a bit, but this might be offset by increased ocean ice due to the mini ice age, so the whole "waterworld" thing is going to be a non-starter. Of course we knew that.

      4. Everyone is going to completely freak out and run around with their hair on fire for years and years. We on Slashdot will argue about it endlessly, never arriving at any conclusion, but it'll be interesting and take our minds off the fact that none of us have been laid recently.

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    13. Re:Careful there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The second largest (by total, by country) producers of CO2 are the Chinese mainlanders. There are just so many of them. But Kyoto did nothing to stop them from producing CO2....because they were a developing nation.

      And the only way we could have made Kyoto would have been to build a bunch of nuke plants. Good thing we have the tech - we have been exporting trouble free nukes to other countries for years. Built a bunch in Japan.

      But we will never build one here because of all the green knee jerkers, and the endless mantras of "solar", "wind" and all the other more or less useless, non-working tech that everyone chants in response to, "Well, nukes would be cheaper, more reliable, and would pollute less".

      Europe was much better positioned for Kyoto because they produce a lot of their energy with nukes.

    14. Re:Careful there... by ppanon · · Score: 2, Informative

      3. Ocean levels might rise a bit, but this might be offset by increased ocean ice due to the mini ice age, so the whole "waterworld" thing is going to be a non-starter. Of course we knew that.

      Time for a review of archimedes principle. Ocean levels are expected to rise during warming because the antarctic ice cap and many glaciers (i.e. non-floating ice) will melt into the oceans. However ocean ice floats, i.e. displaces its own weight in water, and so its presence has no effect on water levels.

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    15. Re:Careful there... by Brandybuck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When was the last time you saw a vote so one sided in this country?

      Let's see... how about back when everyone voted to invade Iraq?

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    16. Re:Careful there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, cause Iraq doesn't cost the United States more than Kyoto would have.

    17. Re:Careful there... by DigiShaman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      for comparison that's about the same as a gigaton nuclear bomb(heat and blast)

      Which is nothing in the grand scheme of things. I quote from this website.
      http://coop.co.pinellas.fl.us/TimeTweb/2001/may01/ maybert.htm

      "While a hurricane lives, the transaction of energy within the storm's circulation is immense. The condensation heat energy released by a hurricane in one day can be the equivalent of energy released by fusion of four hundred, 20-megaton hydrogen bombs. One day's release energy, converted to electricity, could supply America's electrical needs for about six months. "

      That's eight gigatons of energy released a day by a single hurricane. Now how many did we have this year alone? That's a lotta fucking energy by mother nature alone.

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    18. Re:Careful there... by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      Just because something is inconvenient for you doesn't mean it was designed specifically to pick on you. With the world's largest economy, punishing the US would be a very counter-productive thing for everyone else. Punishing the US for what? Jealousy? That would be cutting off your nose to spite your face.

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    19. Re:Careful there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By all means, let's not try to be better than the enlighted and democratic china.
      Let's instead keep doing what we do best: being worse.

    20. Re:Careful there... by killjoe · · Score: 2, Informative

      The one sided vote is not that surprising given how much of a whore the govt is for the corporations. Not one person in the senate cares more about the health of the ecosystem or the world their grandchildren will inherit then where they get campaign funds from.

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    21. Re:Careful there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4538444610 gigajoules is 1.13 teratons.

    22. Re:Careful there... by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      but the world's needs are more important than a few enterprises' economical whims

      Not if those enterprises are lining your pocket!

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    23. Re:Careful there... by Max+von+H. · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Consider that the third world and much of asia is desperate to ramp up industrial production to help their economies grow. The way they look at it, they can either worry about global warming or the bigger fish they have to fry, i.e. poverty and catching up to the rest of the world. Are they going to spend huge amounts of money trying to clean up their industries? No. They're going to pollute the fuck out of everything while they manufacture all the disposable crap they'll be selling to the rest of us. Crap we ASKED them to produce, of course.

      Consider that the first world has already shifted most of its heavy industry to the third world. The only thing most of US can do to reduce global warming is stop driving cars and use clean energy generation methods. Is this going to happen? No. Not while our self-absorbed leaders are so fascinated with the oil economy they're willing to overthrow other countries to increase their supply.

      Conclusion: The situation is completely and hopelessly fucked. Everyone is acting in their pathetic selfish self-interest, and nobody is willing to give anything up to change anything. Whatever's going to happen is going to happen.


      I think you nailed the real issues at work here and I thank you for that.

      What's needed is a radical reaction, should we *really* want to curve the global changes about to kick our asses. But *who* is really ready to abandon some petty comfort to reduce his/her energy consumption? It's not a treaty or some tame government decisions that will truly make a difference if the global populace keeps expecting things to be solved without any effort on their side. Western societies are made of servile, assisted and selfish individuals who, for the most, expect others to solve the bigger issued without them ever lifting a finger (hey, that's what I pay tax for!).

      Drive/ride a power-efficient vehicle (and less) or public transports when possible, use low-power lightbulbs, don't abuse the heating and A/C, put solar tiles on your roof (for hot water and electricity), properly insulate your home (VERY important if you live in temperate/cold regions), etc. Just these few technical changes and some behavior adjustments would already make a HUGE difference in the yearly domestic energy bill of any country, which means less CO2 (and other crap) released in our collective environment. But also less taxes paid over oil...

      Industries comply more and more with environmental regulations and since energy has become more expensive it has become a concern to use it as efficiently as possible, since in the end energy saved = money saved. But I don't see individual homes being targeted by energy-saving regulations, incandescent lightbulbs taxed so people stop buying them, etc.

      Unless there's a true collective initiative (followed by at least 80% of the population), what we now call "efforts" to address the true problems won't do much to reduce the impact of what Mother Nature is about to slap us with.

      I think humanity is about to get its collective ass kicked in a proverbial way... Hopefully it will happen quickly enough for the collective memory to remain and be passed to future generations, so they won't repeat the process (hey, one can hope! It's free!).

      Cheers,

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    24. Re:Careful there... by 10Ghz · · Score: 4, Informative
      Because obviously, following a treaty designed to economically punish the United States for a few years would have solved all of this.


      How was it "designed to economically punish the USA"? By requiring USA to cut down emissions? Guess what Einstein? It required EU (among others) to cut their emissions as well! In fact, the requirements were higher for EU than for USA! And there's few things to consider:

      a) In Europe, power is generated relatively cleanly (nuclear etc.). Not so in USA
      b) Cars in Europe are relatively environmentally-friendly, when compared to cars in USA
      c) Industry in Europe (steel among others) had already spent lots of money modernizing their plants, making the more environmentally friendly.
      d) People actually use mass-transportation in Europe, not so in USA.

      What does all that mean? It means that USA could easily reach the requirements of the treaty by doing the stuff EU already did. EU could not, they would have to find other ways to cut their emissions, since all the easy things have already been done (not so in the USA).

      Even simpler: EU worked hard to cut down emissions. Then they were told to cut their emissions by 9% (IIRC) more. USA did jack-shit to cut down their emissions, and then they were told to cut their emissions by 8% (again, IIRC). So it would be relatively easy for USA to cut their emissions, while it would be considerably harder for EU.

      "Punishing the USA" my ass!
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    25. Re:Careful there... by WindBourne · · Score: 1
      Actually, Hard to say. A couple of thoughts come to mind
      • Less water the world over. Probably the 2 best countries with fairly good water will be America and Russia. In contrast, China and India (the 2 most populus nations) will have quite a bit less water. Now only for their population drinking, but also for their crops. One interesting idea for getting water is to use a nuke to pull water from air (relative humidity is up; simply cool the air and bring the water out).
      • Assuming any of the mini Ice age, it could very well mean that northern areas get colder and close to the equator gets warmer. That means that America is sitting pretty.
      • If equator heats up, and water gets truely scarce, then being in the middle east and in northern africa will be a real killer.

      Finally, a weird thought for you. The military did some studies about what would happen. Not all of it was published. One possible senario is that global warming may very well help America. Now, we are now not only not joining Kyoto, but we almost seem to be pushing GWing. We are giving huge tax breaks to coal and oil rather than to nukes and alternatives (or even to energy storage). Makes me wonder.
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    26. Re:Careful there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regardless of the economical consequences, wasn't the Kyoto protocol designed to prevent global warming?

      No, it was designed so politicians could look like they were doing something to prevent global warming.

    27. Re:Careful there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, no. It was not. Kyoto was designed to slow the rate of global warming by a little bit as a first baby step and temporary stop-gap measure to get the ball rolling so that the world community could start talking about what to do as a real solution. Kyoto was never designed to solve the problem (and anyone who claims that is lying, probably trying to smear it with the tired "Kyoto won't fix anything therefore we shouldn't do it" line).

      So what we are seeing is the right-wing fuckers and the Bush administration crying like babies over the introductory step towards the problem. It took seven fucking years to get even the first hint of action, something that was only supposed to slow it and give us a little more time while we cleaned up our act for real. At this rate, the real solutions will never come. Many climatologists already believe we have passed the point of no return, the only question is how bad will it get before whatever fixes we do finally adopt take effect. But we know the next hundred years are only going to get worse, there is nothing we can do about that. Right now, we are fighting for the fifth or sixth generation ahead of us, whom we will never see.

      Kyoto was not designed to fix anything. It was an introduction to real discussion. And we killed it, and with it any hope for our future for generations to come.

      (While I'm at it, China and India both signed Kyoto, and they will both be subjected to the same restrictions that we would have been within ten years, for the restrictions ratchets up on them as their economies ramp up. And going by standard of living, both China and India are still third-world and will be for a while yet. They will be regulated as first-world nations when they will have barely reached second-world status. "Economic catastrophe for the U.S.," my ass!)

    28. Re:Careful there... by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Iraq is nothing more than a mechanism to channel the wealth of both American and Iraqi citizens into the pockets of American companies. So as far as the political leadership are concerned it's a good thing because the companies can now afford to provide more extravagent perks for politicians.

    29. Re:Careful there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>I think humanity is about to get its collective ass kicked in a proverbial
      >> way... Hopefully it will happen quickly enough for the collective memory to
      >> remain and be passed to future generations, so they won't repeat the process
      >> (hey, one can hope! It's free!).

      I think the word "about" doesn't mean what you think it means.

      The environmental movement lies (openly, it's not much of a secret) about the immediacy and impact of global warming in order to "do good".

      Go back and read environmental literature from 10 or 20 years ago. The world by now was supposed to be 1) flooded from global warming 2) in an ice age and 3) completely out of oil. I'm a child of the 80s, I know all about the propoganda we're fed.

      If you think your 0.0000000000001% difference in the world energy consumption will make a difference, then by all means go for it.

      Switching to nuclear will make a significant difference. Not much else will.

    30. Re:Careful there... by Scarblac · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In the meantime, China seems to be the only large country that's actually working on decreasing CO2 output. I don't believe the EU countries are going to make their targets, too much rhetoric and too little action.

      In a few years, we'll be forced to switch to other energy sources anyway, because peak oil is more or less here. We'll see what happens then.

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    31. Re:Careful there... by adagioforstrings · · Score: 3, Informative

      77-23 in Senate and 296-133 in House is as one-sided as 100-0 or 99-1?? That's a clear majority, but not quite "one-sided."

    32. Re:Careful there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a problem with temperature swings. For example, if it is colder in New York (and Boston where I am) we will be heating our dwellings more. That is an increase in energy use which comes from where? You guessed it, probably burning more fossil fuels to either heat the home directly or power the electrical power plants. The same thing with places where it'll get warmer. If they have access to air conditioning, they're going to use it (which isn't most of the third world, at least). That's a lot of extra energy that needs producing and probably a significant chunk will come from electrical power plants powered by coal/oil. Things will get worse.

      Not to mention the power used if I'm playing Halo 2 with you on XBox Live ;)

    33. Re:Careful there... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      The US consumer economy emphasizes the tactical over the strategic; politically, economically, socially.
      Now, before getting too frisky with accusations of shallowness, please cite a few examples of cultures that were significantly different. Hmmm. Ancient Egypt, in a way.
      Beyond that, what sort of structural changes do you recommend? Doubling all federal term limits, so the cunning hams we elect so frequently get to eat more of their own slop?
      Stripping authority from the Fed, al la O'Rourke "Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys"?
      Ignore the problem--all cultures grow old and die eventually?

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    34. Re:Careful there... by Cophee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It would seem to me that our attitudes (in the first world) to climate change will have far more impact than any direct measures that we might take to decrease our carbon emissions.

      Sure, I might use the train rather than driving to work but next to China building 1 new coal powerstation PER WEEK anything that I actually do seems rather irrelevant.

    35. Re:Careful there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares about Florida and New-Orleans, it's not in the US anyway~ /sarcasm off

      Please type the word in this image : STRIPPER oh yeah! I am an human I knew it!
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    36. Re:Careful there... by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      Conclusion: The situation is completely and hopelessly fucked. Everyone is acting in their pathetic selfish self-interest, and nobody is willing to give anything up to change anything. Whatever's going to happen is going to happen.

      Sadly, I totally agree. Whatever happens, it is not going to be pretty. I remember an article in New Scientist arguing that the estimated temperature increase would not happen because we would run out of the oil to feed it. That is the optimistic view.

      For America I don't know. I don't think there are going to be many "winners" out of this. Just think of the colder North and the hotter South ... man the storms are going to be awesome, hate to be growing crops between the two. For my own country, Australia, I just remember Jared Diamond claiming it has the most random weather in the world ... does this mean any change will be better ... somehow I don't think so.

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    37. Re:Careful there... by VaderPi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would like to think that I have started to do my part. I drive a motor scooter to work for about a 10 mile one way commute. I consume about 1 gallon of gas a week.

      I live in a very old house with windows that bleed heat and walls with no insulation. I have replaced all of the windows in two of the bedrooms. Also in those two rooms, I have installed insulation in the walls and upgraded the insulation in the ceiling. I have already noticed a significant change in my home energy bills. As soon as I have the funds to do so, I will finish upgrading the rest of the house.

      Now, will this solve all of the worlds problems? No, I am only one person, and my impact on global energy consumption is not all that significant. But it definitely can't hurt. However, if more and more people did as I have done, then maybe things would start to change.

    38. Re:Careful there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you keep typing "economical" when the correct word is "economic"?

      Especially when you're trying to sound informed?

    39. Re:Careful there... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      a) In Europe, power is generated relatively cleanly (nuclear etc.). Not so in USA

      Yeah, in France. I seem to recall that quite a few other nations (Italy, Germany) have the same problems with deploying nuclear power (NIMBY and unjustified fear of anything with the word "nuclear" in it) that we do in the US. In fact, didn't Italy recently decommission the last of their nuke plants?

      Cars in Europe are relatively environmentally-friendly, when compared to cars in USA

      I've seen SUVs on the road in Europe. They might be a richer pursuit over there and not a "soccer mom" status symbol but they are still there.

      c) Industry in Europe (steel among others) had already spent lots of money modernizing their plants, making the more environmentally friendly.

      The problem would seem to be more related to energy generation (power plants) then the factories where that energy is used. In the United States billions of dollars have been spent upgrading existing plants to reduce harmful emissions. Nobody ever gives us any credit for this though. About the only thing that comes out of a modern power plant is CO2 -- and the last time I checked nobody has solved that problem yet -- though many are working on it.

      d) People actually use mass-transportation in Europe, not so in USA.

      I'm tired of hearing about that. Europe's urban character makes this feasible. The United States is a lot more suburban and rural. Care to explain to me how I should take mass transit to my job? I live in a town with a population of 3,500 and work in a town with a population of 900. I carpool as often as I can -- that's doing my part.

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    40. Re:Careful there... by drn8 · · Score: 0

      My senator Russ Feingold voted againsed iraq and againsed the patriot act. kyoto was 95-0.

    41. Re:Careful there... by Liam+Slider · · Score: 1
      Stripping authority from the Fed, al la O'Rourke "Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys"?
      This would be my solution.
    42. Re:Careful there... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Why do you keep typing "economical" when the correct word is "economic"?

      Because english is not my native language? Thanks for the info, tho :)

      "Economic, economic, economic..."

    43. Re:Careful there... by mysticgoat · · Score: 2, Informative

      In the meantime, China seems to be the only large country that's actually working on decreasing CO2 output.

      There are some grass roots changes happening elsewhere that are very hard to measure, let alone assess the results. Although the USA federal government rejected Kyoto, several states have adopted Kyoto goals for environmental policies (example: Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Delaware have created the Regional Greenhouse Gas Initiative). Some USA municipalities have made significant changes in their infrastructure to comply with the Kyoto Protocol (example: Portland Oregon has met the first Kyoto goal of rolling back CO2 releases to pre-1990 levels. Other USA cities are beginning to recognize that encouraging their residents to adopt better habits wrt recycling, transportation, and so on not only generates lots of warm, fuzzy feelings but improves the local economy.

      The Kyoto Protocol has been having a significant effect on public policy even within nations that didn't sign it. I'm personally pessimistic about whether any of this will avert the coming catastrophe (somehow the 6 billion people on earth today has to be reduced to the 2 billion that seems to be the earth's sustainable carrying capacity-- call me Malthus). But on the positive side, those who survive the next 50 years are likely to have habits wrt to reduce-reuse-recycle and mass transit that will be as significant in their new world as sanitation facilities are in today's cities.

    44. Re:Careful there... by Reapman · · Score: 1

      In the meantime, China seems to be the only large country that's actually working on decreasing CO2 output.

      I would be curious to see stats backing up this claim. I do not dispute, I just find the topic intereresting and I do not have much information outside of what we do in Canada and the pro/anti american sentiments. I know my country Canada makes noise about Kyoto and helping the world blahblah but I can't say for sure anything we're doing really is going to make a difference (other then get the current government re-elected)

    45. Re:Careful there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back up to the part where you acknowledged that most of the world's ice is on land. As long as it's on land it won't affect the water line but when you melt it you're adding water to the oceans. You're increasing the volume of the system; the Archimedes principle doesn't "float" here.

      Better yet, add some ice and water to a glass of water and watch the waterline rise...

    46. Re:Careful there... by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 1
      Who knows what will happen but if current predictions are correct the impact on the EU countries economies would be devastating. The UK currently produces 60% of the food it needs itself. IANAF (I Am Not a Farmer) but if the temperature drops significantly it would surely screw up food production. Anyone care to comment on how siberian temperatures would affect other industries?

      An extremely simplified possible outcome but it would be great news for US business if the european economy is crippled. Despite how stupid the US administration appears this has probably been considered.

    47. Re:Careful there... by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      "Actually I don't mind this, I hate hot weather and I've always loved snow. Here in New York, things should be pretty nice, if a bit chilly"

      Little chilly eh? All i can picture is when bruce willis goes above ground in 12 monkieys/

      infact heres a picture

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    48. Re:Careful there... by demigod · · Score: 2, Funny
      ... Not while our self-absorbed leaders are so fascinated with the oil economy they're willing to overthrow other countries to increase their supply.

      You've got it backwards. The US overthrew the country to decrease the oil supply, so that prices would increase, and boy did it work out well for the oil companies.

      See Iraq was dumping oil on the market to buy food. The US tried to keep Iraq from being able to sell oil for food but the UN approved it. This drove oil prices down. So the Big oil guys tapped the boys they paid for in the White House to fix it.

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    49. Re:Careful there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually, the entire argument is bogus. Had we signed Kyoto and acted just as we have over the past few years, we'd be in closer compliance than many signatory nations, especially in Europe. So both the anti-Kyoto ("It's a socialist plot to destroy Free Enterprise!") and pro-Kyoto ("America is destroying the world!") sides are giving out considerably more heat than light.

      Now, it is certainly true that the current Administration and many in Congress have provided heavily-polluting enterprises with "get out of compliance free cards." Indeed, those enterprises are in an interesting bind: had they simply moved into compliance with early emissions regulations instead of fighting for exceptions, the cost to them would have been incremental as regulations tightened. Instead, at some point they'll have to bite off a large payment to get into immediate compliance. So they keep arguing for "grandfather" clauses even as they expand their plants -- which leads to the interesting and potentially quite expensive question of whether adding scrubbers to post-regulatory expansions to a grandfathered plant is a capitalized expenditure under put-versus-keep.

    50. Re:Careful there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, Junkscience.com, an unbiased source. From Mother Jones magazine's analysis of Global Warming critics and their puppet strings being held by the petroleum industry:
      STEVEN MILLOY: A columnist for FoxNews.com and publisher of JunkScience.com and CSRWatch.com. Milloy also runs the Advancement of Sound Science Center and the Free Enterprise Action Institute. Those two groups--apparently run out of Milloy's home--received $90,000 from ExxonMobil. Key quote: The date of Kyoto's implementation will "live in scientific and economic infamy." Connections to ExxonMobil-funded groups: at least five.

      Climate scientists and policy experts have known all along that Kyoto wouldn't completely solve the problem. But since there's little chance of getting the US to sign off on changes that would solve the problem, Kyoto was seen as a compromise that is a step in the right direction. But we won't even do that.

    51. Re:Careful there... by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
      Yeah, in France.


      France is big on nuclear (although Finland is building more nuclear power as well). Norway is big on hydroelectric. Danes are ramping up their wind-generators. USA seems to generate their energy with mostly coal, and that's just about the worst possible way of generating energy.

      I've seen SUVs on the road in Europe.


      So what? Does your observations somehow dispute what I said? While there are some SUV's in Europe, they are nowhere near as popular as they are in USA. And if you have been in Europe, you have propably seen those subcompacts (Smart, Peugeot C1, C2, C3, VW Polo, Renault Clio etc.) which are practically unheard of in USA. And then we have the question of engines. While Europeans seems to do just fine with around 2-liter engines or even smaller, Americans seems to absolutely need some 3-liter V6 even in regular family-cars. And those large engines consume more fuel and pollute more. And then we have the ultra-efficient diesel-cars in Europe, which are very rare in USA.

      In the United States billions of dollars have been spent upgrading existing plants to reduce harmful emissions. Nobody ever gives us any credit for this though.


      That's because while European steel-mills seriously upgraded their plants, Americans left theirs to rot. And when American companies found out that they can't compete with those modern mills, they went crying to the government.

      I'm tired of hearing about that.


      Too bad, it's still true though.

      Europe's urban character makes this feasible.


      Are you saying that there are no cities in USA? Why is it that everyone living in LA insist on driving to the city, instead of taking the bus?

      77% of Americans live in cities. That percentage is higher than in France (76%), Norway (75%), Switzerland (67%) and Italy (67%). With 77% of people living in urban areas, you seriously claim that mass-transit would not work in USA? It works wonderfully well in Finland, and only 59%& of Finns live in cities. Of course you can't have mass-transit system in every small village, but it would work just fine in cities.

      The United States is a lot more suburban and rural.


      And Europe is not? Most people in Europe do not live in downtown, they live in suburbs. Hell, I live 40+ kilometers from Helsinki in a suburb, and I commute every day to work. I know people who live 200km from Helsinki, and they commute every day to Helsinki.

      It's not a question of "it wouldn't work here!". It's a question of "I don't wanna do it!".
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    52. Re:Careful there... by rossz · · Score: 1

      In July 1999, the United States Senate voted 95-0 to pass a resolution co-sponsored by Sen. Byrd (D-W.Va.) and Sen. Hagel (R-Neb.), which stated the Senate would not ratify the Protocol unless rapidly developing countries such as China were included in its requirements to reduce greenhouse gases.

      I was slightly off in my initial guess. I'd still say it was completely one-sided.

      Side note to the people who moderated me down: A differing opinion does not make the comment flame-bait or a troll. That's such a "berkeley" attide, "We don't want to hear what he is saying, so we will call him names instead of arguing the issue." Whatever, kiss my ass.

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    53. Re:Careful there... by rev063 · · Score: 1
      That's eight gigatons of energy released a day by a single hurricane. Now how many did we have this year alone? That's a lotta fucking energy by mother nature alone.
      Well, there's a big difference between heat energy being redistributed (as in a hurricane) to chemical energy being released by burning coal or oil, or atomic energy being released through nuclear fission. The heat energy in the ocean was going to end up somewhere anyway, whether in concentrated form in a hurricane, or in a more distributed form as rain, wind, or ocean currents. The chemical and atomic energy used for power generation wouldn't have been released unless it had been dug out of the ground by humans and stuck in a power plant or automobile.

      To make a bad pun out of a stupid statement, that argument simply doesn't hold water.

    54. Re:Careful there... by Xentor · · Score: 1

      The point he was trying to make was that the ice currently on land will be the ONLY ice that affects global warming. The ice already free-floating will have no effect on the ocean level.

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    55. Re:Careful there... by orasio · · Score: 1


      "Punishing the USA" my ass!


      In Soviet Russia, USA punishes YOUr ass!!
      (In many other places of the world, too)

    56. Re:Careful there... by mikefe · · Score: 1

      So what we are seeing is the right-wing fuckers and the Bush administration crying like babies over the introductory step towards the problem.

      They know very well that "temporary" and "introductory" mean "decades" and "permanent".

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    57. Re:Careful there... by Tongo · · Score: 1

      Yea, food and medicine. That's what Iraq was buying with that oil...sure.

    58. Re:Careful there... by Raven_Stark · · Score: 1

      Regaurding less heating, the human body is more adaptable to cold than people often realize. Last night I slept fairly comfortably in a 45F bedroom using a not so good blanket. By the dead of winter I'll be comfortable (again) at 32F wearing nothing but shorts and a tee-shirt as long as it doesn't get too hot again here (Florida). It is just a matter of allowing yourself to be moderately uncomfortably cold for a few weeks so that your body undergoes whatever changes it needs. Prolonged warmness, as in a heated house, will quickly un-adapt the body. I doubt I'd ever be comfortable naked at 20F, there are limits, but my point is the thermostats can be set lower than most people do, perhaps 35F-40F for normal healthy people. I once even talked a normally chilly friend into trying it one winter and he adapted. I think it could save quite a bit of energy, especially since most people need to lose weight anyway. Clothing is another possibility:-)

      It doesn't seem as easy to adapt to heat. Even working for hours every day in a 130F greenhouse never helped me be comfortable at 90F and 80% humidity. One of many reasons I want the heck out of Florida.

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    59. Re:Careful there... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      France is big on nuclear (although Finland is building more nuclear power as well). Norway is big on hydroelectric. Danes are ramping up their wind-generators. USA seems to generate their energy with mostly coal, and that's just about the worst possible way of generating energy.

      The United States isn't blessed with the hydro resources of Norway. The state that I live in (New York) is has a lot of hydro resources -- but they are all maxed out (unless you purpose shutting off Niagara Falls to generate power). In our case we also have to share about 50% of those resources with our friends in Ontario because most of them are international water ways.

      Nuclear power (which I personally would love to see replace coal and gas) runs into the NIMBY problem. Unless you purpose trashing the concept of democracy and forcing it on people then I don't see how you solve that problem in the short term. In the long term it should solve itself because we will eventually hit peak oil and gas -- and I don't see any renewable that will be nearly as cost effective as nuclear. People will get over their fears about nuclear power when they face the threat of paying $0.40/kWh for power.

      So what? Does your observations somehow dispute what I said? While there are some SUV's in Europe, they are nowhere near as popular as they are in USA. And if you have been in Europe, you have propably seen those subcompacts (Smart, Peugeot C1, C2, C3, VW Polo, Renault Clio etc.) which are practically unheard of in USA. And then we have the question of engines. While Europeans seems to do just fine with around 2-liter engines or even smaller, Americans seems to absolutely need some 3-liter V6 even in regular family-cars. And those large engines consume more fuel and pollute more. And then we have the ultra-efficient diesel-cars in Europe, which are very rare in USA.

      So Americans should have to accept smaller cars, because, why exactly? We don't have the European knack for legislating what people can do. If you'd read my comments in the past you've probably heard me lamenting the fact that nobody will build the type of car I want -- a small compact 100% electric vehicle. But nowhere in those comments will you see me suggesting that the government should step in and prohibit people from buying SUVs.

      And your ideas about American "family-cars" seems to be a bit of a stereotype. Most of the people I know that have families drive minivans with 2-liter I4 engines.

      Are you saying that there are no cities in USA? Why is it that everyone living in LA insist on driving to the city, instead of taking the bus?

      Why is it that everyone living in Europe insists on telling Americans how to live? And if you going to point out an American city, then why not New York? All of the friends I know in NYC don't even own cars.

      77% of Americans live in cities. That percentage is higher than in France (76%), Norway (75%), Switzerland (67%) and Italy (67%). With 77% of people living in urban areas, you seriously claim that mass-transit would not work in USA? It works wonderfully well in Finland, and only 59%& of Finns live in cities. Of course you can't have mass-transit system in every small village, but it would work just fine in cities.

      You don't seem to grasp the distances involved and the (lack of) population density in the rural areas of the United States. I grew up a rather small town in upstate New York. If you needed anything besides food it meant a 30 mile trip to the nearest moderately sized city (Binghamton). The town that I grew up in had a population of less then 800.

      Why don't you explain to me exactly what kind of mass transportion system would be economically feasible in such an environment? And that example is nothing compared to the low population and distances in the American west.

      Why is it that everybody gets all offended when they perceive the United States to be forcing our way of life on other cultures but they turn around and try to do the same thing to us?

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    60. Re:Careful there... by phlamingo · · Score: 1

      Foul!

      Does it matter how many gigaton bomb equivalents it is? I don't think so.

      It seems to me that you are trying to distract readers from the essential fact: So far, Kyoto may have lowered the global average temperature in 2050 by 1/800th of a Celsius degree.

      If you would like to dispute the methodology or conclusions of the Junk Science site, feel free to do so. But converting an estimated (not measured!) temperature change into a scary unit (gigaton bomb equivalents) adds only heat to the discussion, and no light.

      (Sorry about that, but the "heat with no light" cliche' is just too irresistable in this kind of discussion.)

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    61. Re:Careful there... by adagioforstrings · · Score: 1

      Sorry if it wasn't clear...The vote numbers I posted were from the authorization to use force in Iraq approved by Congress on Oct 11, 2002 which I thought was an unfair comparison to the Kyoto vote.

    62. Re:Careful there... by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      That doesn't change the fact that he still got modded down.

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    63. Re:Careful there... by 10Ghz · · Score: 4, Insightful
      So Americans should have to accept smaller cars, because, why exactly?


      Because they pollute less. Because they take less space, reducing the severity of traffic-jams.

      We don't have the European knack for legislating what people can do.


      There is no legislation in Europe which mandates people to buy small cars. People just realized that they do not need over 2 tons of metal around to move their ass around the city. and they realized that in small cars are much more convenient than humungous cars. We do have taxation on gasoline that makes small cars more attractive though.

      If you'd read my comments in the past you've probably heard me lamenting the fact that nobody will build the type of car I want -- a small compact 100% electric vehicle. But nowhere in those comments will you see me suggesting that the government should step in and prohibit people from buying SUVs.


      Where exactly have I said that sales of SUV's should be prohibited? They are not prohibited in Europe either. The difference between USA and Europe seems to be that the government is actively pushing people to buy SUV's, by excluding them from fual-consumption and emission-regulations.

      Why is it that everyone living in Europe insists on telling Americans how to live?


      In this particular case: because Americans are wasting resources that

      a) should not be wasted because it's a finite resource
      b) they are harming the globe with their wasteful lifestyle
      c) they could manage just fine without wasting those resources

      If Americans were wasting their own resources and they only harmed themselves, I wouldn't complain. But they are wasting resources which is shared with others, and they are harming others while doing so. That is why I (and many others) complain.

      And this isn't a case of "telling Americans how to live". This was a question of cutting down emissions. EU was willing to do it, USA was not. No-one was telling USA how they should cut their emissions, only that they should cut their emissions.

      You don't seem to grasp the distances involved and the (lack of) population density in the rural areas of the United States.


      I grasp them just fine. What you don't seem to grasp is that most Americans don't live in rural areas. Finland's population-density is even lower than USA's is, and yet we seem to manage just fine.

      And that example is nothing compared to the low population and distances in the American west.


      Every single American lives in the "west"? I don't think so.

      Why is it that everybody gets all offended when they perceive the United States to be forcing our way of life on other cultures but they turn around and try to do the same thing to us?


      I don't give a flying fuck how Americans live as such. What I do care is that what they are doing to the globe. And I do get annoyed when they waste finite resources and harm the globe while doing so. If you had a next-door neighour that liked to burn old car-tires in his backyard, and the smoke spread to your yard, would you complain? If you did, wouldn't you be telling him "how he should live"? Same thing here: USA is wasting finite resources and they are harming others while doing so. They also absolutely refuse to do anything about it. And when other complain about it, you start to whine?

      Many people perceive USA as being very selfish on this issue, and with good reason.
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    64. Re:Careful there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " properly insulate your home "

      Important for hot climates too, just not cold ones.

      With regards to 'punishing' an economy the USA already has building regulations for energy efficient offices which are projected to add 2% to the cost of a building and reduce energy usage by 30%. The energy reduction pays for the capital costs in around 3 years. So adopting energy efficient methods might actually lead to a boon to the economy in some areas. The USA also has the most heavily oil-dependent economy of the G8 in terms of oil usage per unit of GDP. Given that oil is now, and is likely to remain, expensive the energy efficiency in terms of efficient use of oil also makes economic sense. So meeting Kyoto targets could actually provide a stimulus to the US economy if it is led by energy and oil efficiency in the right way.

    65. Re:Careful there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Because they pollute less. Because they take less space, reducing the severity of traffic-jams.


      Your an idiot! Smaller cars would reduce the severity of traffic jams??? Thank you for posting the single most retarded statement I think I have ever read on /.

      I would love an elaboration on how smaller cars in the same volume on the road reduces traffic jams. Idiots like you in smaller cars can mess up traffic as much as other people in big cars. Once again thanks for the laugh.
    66. Re:Careful there... by rrgg · · Score: 1

      >>Consider that the first world has already shifted most of its heavy industry to the third world. The only thing most of US can do to reduce global warming is stop driving cars and use clean energy generation methods. Is this going to happen?

      If oil goes to $250 per barrel, do you really think heavy industry will remain in the third world? The US will produce it's own clothing again since trans-pacific shipping costs will be exorbitant.

    67. Re:Careful there... by lpq · · Score: 1

      You said:
        "We will never build one [clean nuclear powered reactor] here because of all the green knee jerkers".

      Perhaps this is also a bit of a self fulfilling reaction? It might be a matter of education about how "green" nuclear is compared to burning fossil fuels for electricity -- or how "green" nuclear power is compared to rolling "brownouts".

      Just hire a new spin doctor, some good marketing and PR types, some lawyers. Just market fossil fuel as "dirty"/polluting/brown/black energy and have bright green-glowing nuclear power shown as the new green energy and how long would it take to change the mass's impressions?

      Heck, we can bill going nuclear as patriotic too! That might still have some cachet as well. We better be sure we know what we are doing as we do this though...

      -lpq

    68. Re:Careful there... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      I'm with you on this 100%. My prediction is that even if things go totally sideways and everyone panics, it's already too late to do anything about it and we're going to have a dual "ice age up north, hot as crap down south" situation. Ah, well. I have a nice parka, looks like I'll get to put it to use.

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    69. Re:Careful there... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      The problem is, oil won't go to 250 a barrel. Long before it hits that point, there'll be a gory war that'll drive down prices. It's fucked up that the world works that way, but it does.

      And there is no will whatsoever to bring manufacturing back to the U.S. Corporations have committed to a certain way of doing things, mostly sending work to countries without worker protection laws (the cheapness of labor is a side effect, not the real point). That won't change.

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    70. Re:Careful there... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      I don't buy it. I think what Washington wants is a captive puppet-regime selling them vast quantities of oil on their terms, plus peachy contracts for Halliburton et al. Remember, when supply goes down, prices go up and demand goes down.

      Look at it this way:

      If oil supplies increase, gas prices drop; people buy more gas, leading to higher profits, and they're willing to travel more (which means more shopping, more tourism, MORE fuel purchases, more of everything that drives the economy). Confidence goes up, stock prices climb, and the economy chugs along like a good little locomotive.

      BUT, if the oil supply decreases, gas prices rise; people are scared into conserving, they buy smaller and smaller cars, travel less, spend less money on worthless crap at the mall... They think about the economy and layoffs and start to hoard money, they don't take risks on stock... The economy flattens out a bit, confidence drops, stock prices fall, and the rich lose money.

      Get it? It ain't just about gas prices.

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    71. Re:Careful there... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      So... Do I get an inflatable suit?

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    72. Re:Careful there... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Thank you... :)

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    73. Re:Careful there... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Now, that's a lot of coal plants. Looks like China is going to look like nineteenth-century london soon (i.e. black soot everywhere, acid rain, skies overcast with coal smoke)...

      Hey, I wonder if their moths are going to change color? Maybe that'll shut up all the "intelligent design" folks! ;)

      Sorry, obscure reference.

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    74. Re:Careful there... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      When I was living in Michigan, we used to say "if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes". Imagine what the swings are going to be like now...

      Attractive housewife type, in bathing suit: "Honey, isn't this a beautiful day! I'm so glad we came to the beach."

      Brawny young husband: "Yes, isn't it? I'm so glad we HOLY SHIT IS THAT A TIDAL WAVE?"

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    75. Re:Careful there... by rrgg · · Score: 1

      If oil demand far outweighs supply, the price will be exorbitant despite a war. Unless you're saying oil is not running out, which is atypical of those advocating the other position on global warming.

    76. Re:Careful there... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Oil is NOT running out... Yet. And it'll take too long to run out to prevent the more immediate problem (climate change).

      Here's what will most likely happen:

      1. The price of oil will fluctuate up and down, "training" "consumers" to pay more for gasoline, but it will NOT rise so fast that people will be shocked into changing their behavior. This is very well organized and the oil companies know EXACTLY what they're doing. Don't for a minute think they'll EVER allow your scenario to occur.

      2. Whenever the price of oil gets too high, some middle-eastern nation will be declared the Enemy Of The World and everyone will gang up on them, in an attempt to "liberate" their oil supplies from the "nasty dictators" who were charging too much or not supplying enough or (insert offense here).

      3. In a few decades, when oil finally DOES run out, we'll all switch to another resource that can be controlled in the same way -- natural gas. We will NOT go with clean fuels or power generation methods because Those In Power simply can't make enough money that way (in their opinion). Of course, one day natural gas will run out and they'll have no choice but to figure out some novel way to force controlled scarcity on us.

      4. Interesting possibility: Certain technologies, like fuel-cell tech, have the potential to get out of their inventor's control. As William Gibson said, "The street makes its own uses for things". It's entirely possible that some free-thinking geeks will repurpose some technology into a homegrown power plant that can be mass produced and sold. Who knows what the future holds? But even if this does happen, Those In Power will never let it become mainstream.

      That's how the world works, man. The rich want to stay rich, and are willing to fuck all of us over and destroy the planet to do it.

      They're not going to let a silly thing like oil prices screw things up for them.

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    77. Re:Careful there... by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
      Your an idiot! Smaller cars would reduce the severity of traffic jams??? Thank you for posting the single most retarded statement I think I have ever read on /.

      I would love an elaboration on how smaller cars in the same volume on the road reduces traffic jams. Idiots like you in smaller cars can mess up traffic as much as other people in big cars. Once again thanks for the laugh.


      Suppose you had 1000 Chevy Suburbas on a freeway. Each Suburban is about 5.5 meters long, so lets assume that each Suburban takes 6 meters of space. That 6 kilometers of cars. Now, replace those Suburbans with Smarts. Each smart is 2.5 meters in legth, and lets assume they take 3 meters of space in total. So that's a line of cars 3 kilometers long: half of that with Suburbans. In other words: you can fit twice as many Smart-cars in same length of road as you can with Suburbans. And that would result in less traffic-jams.
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    78. Re:Careful there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey retard! Your still STANDING STILL!!!! or crawling. Just because you reduce length of a traffic jam does not mean the jam moves or clears up any faster. Why is that so hard for people to understand.

    79. Re:Careful there... by rrgg · · Score: 1

      Let me clarify, when most people write "oil is running out," they're really mean, "cheap oil is running out." There's a lot of oil that can be extracted by very expensive means.

      By the way, cheap natural gas is predicted to "run out" in under 30 years anyway, so number 3 is wrong.

      Still I stand by my statement that if demand severely outstrips supply, the price will escalate regardless of whatever war you want to start. I don't see how your arguments dispute that fact.

    80. Re:Careful there... by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
      Hey retard! Your still STANDING STILL!!!!


      Hey asshole: why do cars stand still in traffic-jams? Because they are TRYING TO FIT TOO MANY CARS IN A LIMITED SPACE! Comprende, you damn idiot? There's only certain amount of space available, and if the cars take all that space + 30% more (for example), you will get traffic-jams. But if the cars only took 70% of available space, things would be a lot nicer. How could you achieve that? Well, either you have less cars (the ideal solution), or you make sure that the cars don't waste space. Or you do both.

      This is not rocket-science, but it seems to be too much for you pea-brains.
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    81. Re:Careful there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a complete fucking idiot.

      Cars stand still in traffic jams cause assholes like you like the ride the brake, or are afraid to enter tunnels, or try to get over three lanes during rush hour 200 ft from your exit. You theory that the size of the car makes a fucking difference on the flow of traffic is complete bullshit. There is such a thing as traffic engineering, I suggest you pick up a book on it.

      But lets take your bullshit example and I'll illustrate a glaring point that you obviously miss cause you are retarded, my condolences.

      8:00 AM anywhere. The highways into the city is clogged and at a stand still. With the full size care you are 100% distance away from the front of the jam. In your theory you are only 70% of the distance away from the jam. What you seem to miss is YOU ARE AT A FUCKING STAND STILL. The only thing you are achieving is you put 30% more cars filled with fucking idiots like you that don't know how to drive, ride the brake, check your makeup, chat on the phone. At least with less morons in small cars on the road in the same amount of distance you actually have a better chance of getting you car back to highway speed once the congestion eases.

      Now stop wasting everyones time with you bullshit theories and go back to asshumping reindeer

    82. Re:Careful there... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Wars are meant to open up supplies that have otherwise been restricted, or otherwise change the economic landscape. It's all about the control of resources.

      Your scenario isn't going to work out. Be with it.

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    83. Re:Careful there... by rrgg · · Score: 1

      I don't know what you're talking about. I don't believe there is a supply that the west isn't already accessing which you could change with war. Even Iran's oil is already being consumed by western countries, so it's already in the supply line. Within the last year, oil producing countries were already at or near peak production.

      And I'm not describing a "scenario" that may or may not work out, so your comment is weird to me. I am saying that as population and industrialization increase around the world, so will demand. Are you seriously contesting that statement?

      The best argument you can make is that increases prices will motivate oil companies to find new sources of oil which will increase daily world supply thus keeping prices down.

    84. Re:Careful there... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Look, we can get into a big weird conversation about this that ties us up for days and days. My position, and I'm not going to give it up any sooner than you're going to give yours up, is that the people in charge aren't about to let a little competition for resources wreck their profits. They'll ask for (and get) any military action they require to secure exclusive access to whatever resources they feel they need to make a profit.

      YOUR idea, which is naiive and touching, really, is that all countries are going to compete fairly for oil reserves, and that demand will drive up price. That's silly and simplistic.

      MY idea, which is more cynical and likely, is that the most powerful nations are going to use military force to ensure that THEY are the only ones bidding for the oil reserves. They'll be able to do this, and UNFAIRLY control the price to suit their "needs". Those who don't have enough military power to force their way into the game will be on the outside looking in.

      THAT is how it works.

      Ok, tag, you're it.

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      Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
    85. Re:Careful there... by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
      You are a complete fucking idiot.


      And you are a fucking moron. Allow me to explain this to you using simple words so that even you understand, OK?

      Suppose you had those 1000 Chevy Suburbans taking 6 kilometers of road. What happens when you approach that group of cars? Well, when you reach those cars, you would end up standing still. What would happen if those cars were Smarts taking 3 kilometers of space? You could keep on driving for 3 more kilometers before you reach those cars. And you seriously claim that that wouldn't have any effect of traffic-jams? According to you, I would be standing still. But pure logic dictates that there would be lots more free road ahead of me if the cars took less space. The fact that you don't understand that, just underlines the fact that you are a fucking moron. What if each car took only 1 meter of space? Would you still seriously claim that it would have no effect on traffic-jams? What if the drivers left their cars home, and walked on the freeway (while obeying the traffic-rules). They would take a lot less space, but according to you, there would still be "traffic"-jams.

      If you have 50 kilometers of road, and you are trying to cram 10000 cars that each take 6 meters of space, what happens? You get a total gridlock, since those cars simply would not fit in that space. But if those cars took 3 meters of space, you would get heavy traffic, but it would be radically different when compared to situation where you have bunch of SUV's taking up the space. Or how about cities? There's only limited amount of space between intersections. If you have SUV's, you could either

      a) Only have few cars between the intersections standing in the traffic-lights
      b) You have more cars that block the roads that cross the other road, creating a gridlock

      I guess even you understand situation B, but how about A? In that case the flow of traffic would be less smooth, since only few cars at a time would be moving. But if the cars were smaller, things would be radically different. Again: this is not rocket science.

      You only have certain amount of space on the roads. If the cars you are trying to cram to that space consume too much space, you will have traffic-jams. But if those cars take only 50% of the space, the severity of the jams would be seriously lessened. But I guess that asshats like you don't want to hear that that humungous SUV of your might not be the ideal car for traffic-congested roads.

      Like I said: this is not rocket-science. But I guess some people simply refuse to accept the truth, because they are unwilling to face the facts.

      Come back to me when you have developed even a trace of intelligence and common sense. Until that happens, continuing this discussion is pointless. And in the future, have the guts to NOT post as an AC. But what else can I expect from spineless asshats like you?
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    86. Re:Careful there... by TheMadcapZ · · Score: 1
      Enough of this guys! I think you can agree to disagree. Below are two links which list the causes of highway congestion in the US and solutions. I think we can agree that this information can be applied for the most part in Europe also. The first link is from the California Surface Transportation Policy Project.

      http://www.transact.org/Ca/congestion1.htm

      The underlying causes of congestion are far more complicated than many traditional interests have historically been willing to admit. The ability of available roadway space - the most traditional method of measuring supply or capacity as expressed in lane-miles - to meet traffic demand as measured in vehicle miles traveled, is just one of a set of several underlying factors that research has found contribute to traffic congestion.

      Here is a another link to the Federal Highway Administration of the US which states that the leading cause of highway congestion is lack of capacity.

      http://www.fhwa.dot.gov/congestion/congest2.htm

      "FHWA is focusing its efforts on addressing both the recurring and non-recurring portions of the traffic congestion problem. In addition to providing substantial assistance to State and local transportation agencies as they develop projects to increase capacity and remove bottlenecks, FHWA is also focusing on short-term initiatives to mitigate congestion through effective system management and operations strategies. FHWA has designated congestion mitigation as one of its "vital few" priorities and is focusing resources on developing and sustaining regional partnerships to address all aspects of congestion and working to reduce two of the most prevalent causes of traffic congestion: work zones and traffic incidents."


      It is generally accept by traffic engineers that the ability of highways to sustainability keep up with increasing vehicular demand is not feasible. While smaller cars may be a short term solution to reduce the total lane-miles of cars on the highway , a long term solution would be to give up cars and use improved mass transit systems. The difficulty of the small car solution for the short term is getting people to give up their large cars in favor of smaller vehicles. The difficulty of the long term solution is getting people to give up their cars completely. Now this long term solution is not expressed outright in the linked articles but I think we can agree that it would be the ultimate goal in traffic reduction.

      So from the information presented in the above links it is clear to see that traffic congestion is a complicated issue with no easy solution. But as long as people keep thinking about the problem maybe some solutions can be thought up to ease the situation. And for the AC, next time you decide to bash a persons ideas you should really have a better idea to present.
    87. Re:Careful there... by rrgg · · Score: 1

      >My position...is that the people in charge aren't about
      >to let a little competition for resources wreck their profits.

      I'm not disputing that.

      >They'll ask for (and get) any military action they
      >require to secure exclusive access to whatever
      >resources they feel they need to make a profit.

      There are none to aquire.

      >YOUR idea, which is naiive and touching, really, is
      >that all countries are going to compete fairly for
      >oil reserves, and that demand will drive up price.
      >That's silly and simplistic.

      That's not my position. (And what's with the attitude?)

      >MY idea, which is more cynical and likely is...

      I already demonstrated that there is no oil being kept out of the supply line. Having said that, and knowing that oil production reached or nearly reached capacity in the past 12 months, then your ACTUAL position is that the US, western nations, or whatever will seize oil fields as needed and keep it for themselves.

      Sure that's possible. I don't think I disputed that. I just think it's more far-fetched than my position is "naive" as you say.

    88. Re:Careful there... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      You haven't successfully demonstrated anything. You merely asserted it. As you should well know, even here on Slashdot "because I said so" is NOT a logical proof. It's not even a logical statement. I think the Irish call it "blarney". Or is it "blather"?

      You're simply wrong on many levels. There are large amounts of oil that haven't been tapped yet. Oh, look! I just demonstrated something! It must be true. And if that mystifies you, please look up "irony". Hint: it's not "like silvery and goldy, but made of iron".

      I'm touched that you were surprised that I gave you back some attitude. It was cute, and made me smile. Now try not to be so pedantic while you rant your unsupported, silly theories, or I shall "attitude" you again, you silly English Kniiiiiiiight!

      P.S. I'm smiling as I type this. I am envisioning my joy floating over to you through the aether. Lighten up. This is a very funny conversation on some levels.

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    89. Re:Careful there... by rrgg · · Score: 1

      Look. I've been waiting for one simple response from you. Name the country that is not putting oil into the supply line, the country that the west can invade to "secure exclusive access" and bring down oil prices. You haven't. I don't know why since that's the crux of your stated argument. You also seem to ignore the fact that the resulting political instability would inflate oil prices regardless of supply. I also didn't say I had proven something. I wrote, "I already demonstrated that there is no oil being kept out of the supply line." Since you apparently think that's untrue, please provide your counterexamples. The logical burden is on you since you're asserting a positive. >There >are large amounts of oil that haven't >been tapped yet. I don't see how that supports your claim about invasions. That quote is also not at odds with anything I've said. IN FACT, *I* am the one who wrote, "The best argument you can make is that increase[ing] prices will motivate oil companies to find new sources of oil which will increase daily world supply thus keeping prices down."

  23. Original source articles by jcomand · · Score: 3, Informative

    original article in Nature
    news article in Nature

  24. Other Way Around by weston · · Score: 1

    If I recall correctly, The Day After Tomorrow was essentially an extremely sexed up version of scenarios written by the DOD based on climate change research that predicted this kind of oceanic current shift was possible.

    This doesn't mean cities are going to flash-freeze and Jake Glyenhall is going to be attacked by wolves while trapped in New York. But if true, it does lend some support to certain predictions regarding climate change,

    1. Re:Other Way Around by VincenzoRomano · · Score: 1

      ... and it was happening on both the sides of the Ocean, not just Europe!

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      For sure they won't ever become so stupid. [VR-1988]
  25. 5 Data points? by wanax · · Score: 3, Informative

    The article only mentions 5 data points over ~50 years, 1957, 1981, 1992, 1998 and now 2005.. which is not a lot to go on, likewise it mentions that the last time the current stopped was 12,000 years ago, at the end of the last Ice Age, and that it may have slowed down between 1300-1850 which was a "mini" ice-age.

    I assume that the last 2 things were speculation, since the only way I could think of these things being measured is if it's somehow preserved in glacial layers etc.. could anyone who knows more explain what types of evidence back up these long term speculations? And if not, why we should draw any major conclusions from 5 data points over 50 years, when we don't know the variance of the system over hundreds or thousands of years, which 'seems' to be a 'normal' timescale for change?

    I'm not saying this isn't a big deal, but the information in the article is woefully incomplete.

    1. Re:5 Data points? by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The reason that this is important is that it validates some of the predictions made by the global warming models (http://www.gfdl.noaa.gov/~tk/climate_dynamics/cli mate_impact_webpage.html/). Pay specific attention to the section titled "Thermohaline circulation changes". Essentially, it states that with the arctic ice melting, more sweet water (non-salty) gets released into the Atlantic Ocean, which changes the density of the water there, which in turn disrupts the gulf stream that keeps Europe warm.

      It seems the idiots are out in force today. All I see is stupid "The Day after Tomorrow" jokes and braindead comments about how they think that "the earth is supposed to get warmer, and now it's getting colder! Stupid scientists!". Sheesh. Apparently, science education has been going downhill long before Intelligent Design flap.

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    2. Re:5 Data points? by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      And if not, why we should draw any major conclusions from 5 data points over 50 years, when we don't know the variance of the system over hundreds or thousands of years, which 'seems' to be a 'normal' timescale for change?

      I'm not saying this isn't a big deal, but the information in the article is woefully incomplete.


      This BBC article on the same subject explains a little more on this front. The scientists freely admit that 5 datapoints is not a lot, that the findings are still provisional, and that the work now is all about studying the variability. The points in favour of some concern is that this finding does fit with what was expected from the models, and apparently the pattern found by these measurements is out of phase with the known periodic variability (which supposedly has a 70 year cycle, and should have been warming since 1970).

      It's still not a lot, and I don't think it counts as reason to panic yet, but it does count as reason to to throw some real effort into further study of the natural variability to get a gauge of what this really means.

      Jedidiah.

    3. Re:5 Data points? by georgewilliamherbert · · Score: 1

      There are only 5 published data points to date; there exist more, but scientists are being unusually paranoid about talking about the data, because of the possible consequences.

      There have been leaks of data since early summer that the northern loop was in trouble in one way or another. These have included the Iceland downwelling regions having shrunk from the normal 7-11 zones to 1 weak zone, a southerly deflection and apparent volume reduction of the north atlantic conveyor visible on satellite IR data, and the data from bouy measurements which just got formally published.

      It's sort of annoying that those gathering the data are being more conservative than normal in publishing, as planning for next year and the year after would make a big difference if there is a conveyor shutdown and Europe's about to have another Little Ice Age. Is it worse to be right but quiet and too late, or wrong and too loud and scare people?

    4. Re:5 Data points? by CptNerd · · Score: 1

      So.

      The Gulf Stream shuts down, causing Europe to get cold enough for the glaciers to stop shrinking and start growing again.

      Meanwhile the pack ice at latitudes above Europe continues melting due to the increasing temperature at those latitudes.

      Unless.

      The polar ice stops melting, along with Europe becoming frozen, restoring the salinity differences that caused the Gulf Stream in the first place.

      Or.

      The increased temperature at the Pole affects ice formation in Europe preventing the mega-glaciers from forming.

      Do the climate models that predict the circulation shutdown also predict continued temperature increases in the polar areas at the same time as the major cooldown of Europe? Is North America (including western Canada) included in the affected areas? Currently permafrost is disappearing in Canada, if the Gulf Stream shuts down, will that permafrost melting cease and reverse?

      Please pardon me, I'm just a skeptic when it comes to claims these days.

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    5. Re:5 Data points? by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 1

      Let's suppose that all the ice in the Arctic, and Greenland melt, and salinity decreases. At some point the freshened water will dispurse. Could the Gulf Stream then 'turn back on'?

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    6. Re:5 Data points? by CptNerd · · Score: 1


      Sounds like it should, but I'm sure there's some model that predicts that it can't.

      It might be Cindy Crawford...

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  26. This has happened before by eweu · · Score: 1

    Whether or not this new finding is sound science, Europe has had a little ice age before. When is the last time you went ice skating on the Thames? Keep this in mind the next time you hear about climate change. It happens. A lot.

    1. Re:This has happened before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when will you learn, ignoramus? Climate change is caused only by human activity, and even then only in the United States and, to a lesser extent, other Western Nations populated by mostly White Christians.

  27. That's no word of a lie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...I live in Canada; and well, all I see is Winter around me for six months or more. Mini Ice-Age? We just call that "Hockey Season" and grab a beer :|

  28. Re:frist post by repruhsent · · Score: 0, Funny

    Wouldn't it be more appropriate for this to be frosty piss?

  29. You forgot... by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

    7. ???

    8. PROFIT!!!!

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    wait... not that kind of sig.
  30. Misconceptions about ocean flow by Muerte23 · · Score: 0

    People seem to have gotten their cause and effect mixed up regarding the ocean's currents.

    The rotation of the earth, along with wind is the primary mechanism for driving the gulf stream. Hot and cold water rising and falling has nothin to do with it - although it does have something to do with nutrient distribution.

    The gulf stream current will not stop running unless the entire oceam freezes or the earth stops spinning. It's a matter of fluid mechanics. See this for basic details.

    Whether some flow is diverted (making Europe a little cooler) is another story, but the fluctuations are just as likely a part of chaos that is a part of most fluid systems.

    m

  31. you don't understand by penguin-collective · · Score: 1

    This isn't "the earth regulating itself". This is one of many local disruptions that make global warming so dangerous: some parts will get hotter, some colder, some wetter, and some drier.

    Right now, it is still an open question whether there are global feedback mechanisms. If there are, they seem to be positive feedback, rather than negative feedback.

    1. Re:you don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and the earth has been so stable in the past.
      That whole ice age fad, the great lakes, Pangea, the middle atlantic states and almost the entire the middle east being a tropical wetlands in the past. Gee, I wonder how high the ocean was BEFORE the glaciers and the ice age and how low they were when over half of North America was covered in glaciers? The only thing devastating I see happening is all economic. Loss of property and/or property value in some parts of the world and probably an equal amount of increase in property and property value in other parts. The Earth and probably 99.9% of living species will continue on like nothing happened.

    2. Re:you don't understand by penguin-collective · · Score: 1

      The only thing devastating I see happening is all economic. Loss of property and/or property value in some parts of the world and probably an equal amount of increase in property and property value in other parts.

      Boy, you are naive. Failing crops may be "just" an economic problem, but that problem is quickly followed by dying people. A rise in sea levels may not kill people, but it will make about half the world's population homeless.

    3. Re:you don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it happened in a one month period maybe.

  32. The Coming Superstorm by umbrellasd · · Score: 1, Interesting

    http://www.beyondcommunion.com/superstorm.html I've read this and many of the initial indicators are coming to pass like clockwork. Sensationalist, maybe. Eerie, definitely.

  33. Mini me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I shall call it, Mini Me.

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  34. In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gracious! Infernal nectaries fiasco if menagerie.

  35. So.... by MrWhitefolkz · · Score: 1

    ...I'm confused. We're supposed to be going through global warning. Also, is anyone else thinking that we don't have enough data to determine how the climate acts, being the earth is millions of years old?

  36. Miniature Ice Age by ChristopherEddie · · Score: 1

    Doctor Ice Age says, "I shall call it--Mini Me."

  37. no more blame game by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    if we spent 1/10th of the amount of mental energy we now spend playing the political blame game of climate change rather than just dealing with climate change, imagine what we could do

    fact: the climate is changing

    why?

    who cares why! forget the blame game!

    just deal with it!

    whether 100% man made or 100% natural or any combination in between, it's about time we put our considerable skills of human innovation to task and simply endeavour to preserve the climate as it is now. or as it was in 1800. or as it could be if the sahara were a new amazon. whatever: the important part is to stop thinking we are helpess or to deny our effect on our environment, and just get on with fixing it, or, preserving it unnaturally in a state we like, take your pick, whatever sounds better to your particular political inclination. we need less of the politics

    seed the dead zones of the ocean with iron, let the phytoplankton bloom, suck out the CO2, wait a few decades

    we need to start thinking less about how we are hurting the environment beyond our control, we need to start thinking less about how we are helpless victims of climate change, and we need to start thinking more about what us human beings are: the stewards of this planet, for better or for worse

    for better, i vote, so vote with me: positive action. not negative innaction or negative action

    we need to tinker MORE with the climate, not less, with a full recognizance of the fact that we are the deciding factor on which way this planet's environment goes

    the game is up, the planet is ours. we have our hands on the global thermostat. the solution to our problems is not to take our hands off the thermostat, or deny our hand is there. but to simply start fiddling with the thermostat in the direciton we desire

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    1. Re:no more blame game by Peyna · · Score: 4, Insightful

      why?

      who cares why! forget the blame game!

      just deal with it!


      It's easier to solve a problem if you know what caused the problem. Otherwise you're just applying bandages.

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    2. Re:no more blame game by blaberski · · Score: 1

      While I agree with your point that we should stop playing the blame game and just deal with it. I am not sure attempting to reverse what is very likely a natural cycle is such a good idea. This is not like building a new car or something like that, we may try to fix something that really does not need to be fixed and end up making things much worse, then where would we go?

      Until we can travel to other planets we are kind of stuck on this one.

    3. Re:no more blame game by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Yes, because all our current tinkering with the climate has been such a rousing success that we need to increase it. Check our success with the Everglades, the Assuan dam, etc. Let me guess - when you fall down a cliff and break your legs, you go back up and try again to see if it works better the second time?

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    4. Re:no more blame game by damian+cosmas · · Score: 1

      Interesting idea--certainly better than the Robin Hood environmentalism we would have under Kyoto. Yes, the climate is changing. Hasn't it always been, what with ice ages and whatnot? Ocean levels rise and fall, as numerous pre-industrial, underwater archaeoloical sites would seem to indicate. Dealing with the implications of climate change--since it *will* happen regardless of whether human activity is to blame--is far more sensible than UN-mandated wealth-redistribution schemes.

      While I'm not sure how effective doping the sea with Iron would be, the predicted result certainly would provide a nice out-of-the-way Carbon sink, allowing third-world farmers to clear-cut more rainforest rather then depending on a trickle-down effect from their government's selling emissions credits. Furthermore, more plankton = more whales, so the save the whales people should be happy.

    5. Re:no more blame game by damian+cosmas · · Score: 1

      The climate has been changing since before humans evolved. How do you know what's causing it now? Sure, there may be a correlation between industrialization and mean global temperature, but how do you prove causation? There are likely tens of thousands of times that the mean global temperature has risen without human activity. Short of ceasing all industrial activity and observing it's effect, it's difficult to prove the hypothesized connection between carbon dioxide emissions and Global Warming.

    6. Re:no more blame game by Shihar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let me guess - when you fall down a cliff and break your legs, you go back up and try again to see if it works better the second time?

      I think you miss his point. If you fall off a cliff and break your legs, you got to the hospital, get your legs fixed, then throw up a fence so other people don't fall off. While you are at it, maybe you should make a nice walkway so people can enjoy the bottom of the cliff without repelling gear.

      Technology is rapidly progressing. Our computing powers are growing at exponential rates. I see absolutely nothing wrong with developing better climate models, then figuring out ways to tinker with it. Personally, I would rather live in the best of both worlds. It would be nice if no one had to worry about CO2 output because we find a less painful way to combat warming rather then reducing output.

      The simple fact of the matter is that there are over two billion people in southern Asia that right now live in thatch roof huts. They are very rapidly clawing their way towards Western standards and Western levels of pollution. We have two choices. We can either have a technological solution waiting for them when their industries really start to kick into high gear, or we can pull a blanket over our heads and cry "less consumption!" and pretend someone is going to listen. We can't get the Americans, with some of the highest standards of living in the world to reduce green house gas output and you are telling me that there is a way to get 2 billion dirt poor Asians to consume less? That is just naïve.

      The developed world has a responsibility. We might very well have mucked up the planet to get to where we are. The rest of the world wants to get to that same place too. We can either help them along in their industrial revolutions and provide the technology to make it cleaner then ours was, or we can let them bumble along with the technology they have and do whatever damage a few billion people suddenly emerging into the industrial world is going to do.

      NOW is the time to take our technology and start finding technological solutions. Political solution might never come. Hell, we might already be past an equilibrium point such that political solution CAN'T work because the earth is already swinging to a new equilibrium regardless of green house gas output. We can either do what makes us feel morally righteous and preach environmentalism to deaf ears, or use our technology, expertise, and money to find real solutions. I know which one I prefer.

    7. Re:no more blame game by pavera · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is possibly the most moronic comment I've ever seen.
      If we don't know why/how the climate is changing how on earth are we supposed to fix it?
      if its not man made (IE 100% nature) then what are we supposed to do to fix it?
      Further wouldn't that violate the environmentalists creed that nature is perfect, and we shouldn't touch it?

      You just proposed spending probably more than 5 trillion dollars to "fix" a problem we don't know the cause of or even if it can be fixed. Yeah lets bankrupt the entire world on a hunch!

      Now, I'm not saying we shouldn't try to invent cleaner technologies. I would love to drive a hydrogen car, not because of any pollution issues, but because of the economic and politcal ones.

    8. Re:no more blame game by TheSync · · Score: 1

      It also remains to be seen whether the costs of climate change outweigh the costs of reducing CO2 emmissions globally. There are a lot of poor people on the planet who die of diseases that could be easilly treated or even cured if they were economically developed (which will probably include enhanced CO2 emmissions).

      Humanity made it through the last hypotherm, if we are all rich (Western standard of living), we might make it through the next one as well.

    9. Re:no more blame game by toddhunter · · Score: 1

      Here is a challenge for your technology. Put a small boat in a bathtub. Move your arm back and forth through the water violently so that large waves are created in the tub.
      Now pick another point in the bathtub and devise a way to make the boat move directly to that point by manipulating only the water using your other arm.
      But make sure you get it right on the first go, because otherwise you don't really know where the boat will end up, and you could be in all sorts of trouble.

    10. Re:no more blame game by Coryoth · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The climate has been changing since before humans evolved. How do you know what's causing it now? Sure, there may be a correlation between industrialization and mean global temperature, but how do you prove causation?

      Generally the argument goes something like this:

      1. It's a perfectly observable, testable fact that atmospheric carbon dioxide can trap heat - in precis: it lets ultraviolet and visible light from the sun through, but reflects the radiated heat that the earth converts the ultraviolet and visible light into back. For detail you can read the fine points here. It comes down to basic well known physics.
      2. Since the industrial revolution we have produced a very large amount of carbon dioxide in comparison the natural fluctuations in carbon dioxide levels. In practice this means we have produced sufficient carbon dioxide that we currently have the highest levels of atmospheric carbon dioxide in 650,000 years, fully 30% higher than at any time in the past, and easily (by an order of magnitude or so) the largest short term fluctuation in the last 650,000 years. Given that according to that same ice core record (and others covering slightly shorter historical time frames) there is a remarkable correlation between carbon dioxide levels and global temperature one would expect we may see some repurcussions
      3. Historical temperature reconstructions, created by cross referencing between different proxy data series from around the world (including glaciers, ice cores, tree ring data etc.) show a distinct upturn in temperature over the last 200 years that is unprecendented in the last 2000 years or more. We are coming out of a "little ice age" 400 years ago, and there are natural fluctuations, but the very dramatic acceleration in increase in global temperature appears well beyond what might be expected from natural processes alone. Here is a nice chart showing 10 different, largely independent, historical temperature reconstructions showing how closely they agree on general trends, and how dramatic the current change really is.

      Is that conclusive proof? No, but then we don't have conclusive proof of general relativity or evolution either, we've just got a lot of good evidence. There's a lot more evidence that the 3 points laid out above as well, but they provide the solid backbone: atmospheric carbon dioxide traps heat; human activity has produced an unprecedented spike in atmospheric carbon dioxide levels; the beginnings of the acceleration in warming predicted by such a dramatic increase in carbon dioxide has been observed.

      Jedidiah.
    11. Re:no more blame game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's easier to solve a problem if you know what caused the problem. Otherwise you're just applying bandages.
      In some cases yes but far from always.
      You can apply fixes to many problems without directly altering or even knowing the actual root cause.
      Think car theft.
      Someone stole my car. They did it for the thrill and the peer pressure. What do I do to prevent my next car from being stolen? Try to alter the minds of all teenagers and magically wipe our peer pressure and excitement? Next thing you know, some drug addict needs money and steals my next car. What do i do if I do not know why someone took my car? Investigate it for years and hope I can find out why?
      I don't care why, I buy a club, an alarm and leave an outside light on and take my chances that way. It is MUCH easier then trying to take on the worlds and each individuals problems and reasons.

      What about hurricane and tornado damage. Do we stop the source of the damage and work on eliminating the hurricanes and tornados or redesign structures to withstand greater stresses that may be in their path.

    12. Re:no more blame game by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      It also remains to be seen whether the costs of climate change outweigh the costs of reducing CO2 emmissions globally. There are a lot of poor people on the planet who die of diseases that could be easilly treated or even cured if they were economically developed (which will probably include enhanced CO2 emmissions).

      Oddly enough carbon dioxide emissions are not directly proportional to how economically developed you are. If you look at the ratio of GDP and carbon dioxide emissions you'll see that emissions don't scale closely to GDP - there's really quite a range in there, with a lot of what we would consider more developed countries (like Japan and northern Europe) having a good ratio of emissions to GDP, while countries like China, Russia and the former Soviet states perform very poorly by comparison.

      Jedidiah.

    13. Re:no more blame game by nido · · Score: 1

      fact: the climate is changing

      why?

      who cares why! forget the blame game!


      I accept that the climate is changing, and don't worry about devising ways to try to stop it. After all, CHANGE is the only constant in the physical universe.

      Yes, climate change will be a "bad thing" for the lifespan of most of the world's current population. But that's okay too - people have been dying for thousands of years. Less primitive cultures accepted dying as a part of living. Australian Aborigines threw a party when a member of the tribe passed on. When their time on Earth was up, Native Americans would wander into the wilderness to enter the spirit world directly, rather than become a burden on their tribe.

      Besides, the world is horribly overpopulated as it is - like an infection of humans. Global warming is just the earth's "immune system" kicking in. :)

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    14. Re:no more blame game by rizole · · Score: 1
      if we spent 1/10th of the amount of mental energy........imagine what we could do

      Er...reduce climate change dramatically? *Ducks*

    15. Re:no more blame game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy way to solve the carbon dioxide problem: trees.

      I'm suprised no one seems to have really mentioned that another contributing factor is the massive cut down of vegitation, especially in places like Brazil, so they can create grazing spaces for cattle which eventually ends up in fast food burgers.

      It always comes back to Mcdonalds

    16. Re:no more blame game by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Yeah lets bankrupt the entire world on a hunch!

      Well... If we use those stocks of Neutron bombs and reduce the world's population down to 1 billion or less, we'll have saved a bunch of money and time debating in the issue.

      Plus the nuclear winter will keep the planet cool for a bit longer. Win win!

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    17. Re:no more blame game by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1
      We can either do what makes us feel morally righteous and preach environmentalism to deaf ears, or use our technology, expertise, and money to find real solutions

      Good point. It's more than that though. Technology is good. But the danger is that it is used to create more problems than it solves - see the Everglades. Most often, when people want to use technology to fix a problem, it is more akin to throw iron into the Pacific and induce an algae bloom that traps more CO2. Politicians and people like it because it is big and is something they can see. Unfortunately, it creates many more problems than it solves - and that's what needs to be avoided.

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    18. Re:no more blame game by TheSync · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough carbon dioxide emissions are not directly proportional to how economically developed you are.

      I think the effect you are seeing is the industrial-age core of Russia (an old development from USSR days) and of China (a new development since 1970's).

      Countries become more CO2 emitting as they develop from farming to industry, then they have the opportunity to become more efficient and less CO2 emitting as they become more information-age oriented.

      Bangladesh has 144 million people, but is so underdeveloped that it contributes to only 0.14% of GDP and also 0.14% of global CO2 emissions.

      Another good way to look at things is CO2 emissions per capita. Towards the bottom of the list are many very populous but incredibly poor African countries.

  38. I knew it by chez69 · · Score: 1

    freaking whales want to get revenge for all the sonar activity.

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  39. Re:frist post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are correct, frosty sir. I stand corrected.

  40. Political FUD by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    Whats going on this week? The United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change.

    http://unfccc.int/2860.php

    This is news coming out this week to go along with UNFCCC, the Guardian story even helpfully has a link to UNFCCC. Its FUD.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/story/0,3605,165 4803,00.html?gusrc=rss

  41. We were mistaken by Xenious · · Score: 1

    Global warming isn't coming the day after tomorrow. It is coming two days before the day after tomorrow. OH MY GOD THATS TODAY!

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  42. You can't prove it by freetolio · · Score: 1

    You cannot find undeniable empirical proof for or against a phenomenon that isn't observable within your own lifetime (think evolution, jesus, pangea, etc.) Maybe it isn't happening, but I'd rather play it safe with a potential climactic cataclysm.

    1. Re:You can't prove it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you are playing it safe with Jesus too?

  43. Human heat generation... by Varka · · Score: 1

    Has anyone done a study strictly on the impact of human heat generation, and how it might impact global warming? Leaving co2 and greenhouse gas questions to the side for the moment, human beings generate an awful lot of heat via our automobiles, power plants, homes, etc. Certainly the effect it might have would probably be very minimal, but if anyone could point to a paper or documentation on this topic I'd be interested in reading it... Varka

    1. Re:Human heat generation... by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      The sun has increased it's output by something like 0.05% per decade over the past 30 years.
      From a previous discusion on /.:
      * Total average power consumption by humans: 4 TW. This all becomes waste heat.
      * Total average solar power irradiating Earth: 170,000 TW. 39% is reflected, the remainder becomes heat.

      So 0.05% of 170,000TW is 85TW per decade. Over 21 times higher than the power consumed in a year by everyone, and it has gone up by that amount for the past 3 decades. It would appear the sun has more effect than anything us measly humans can do.

      And that albedo # is supposed to be a bit on the high side.

      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=162466 &cid=13578513

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    2. Re:Human heat generation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're using _really_ bad logic. The 4TW of energy we use isn't all directly transferred into heat, that 4TW energy can be used to blanket ourselves with greenhouse gases. This blanket then causes less than that 39% to be reflected back. If the blanket reduces reflection by 0.05%, that itself is roughly equivalent to the sun increasing its output by 0.05%.

  44. Simple actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Part of the conveyor is from the gulf, across the surface of the Atlantic, where is picks up heat. It hits the west coast of Europe and flows along the coast line. Upon hitting greenland, it then go down an "elevator" or "Chimney". Back in the late 60's, they found that there were some odd 30-60 distinct chimneys that operated in the same areas. Since then, it has shut down to some odd 3-5 chimneys.
     
    The reason for shutting down is an indirect cause of the warming. Specifically, the Arctic ocean is decreasing in salinity due to melting ice. The saltier regular ocean hits the fresh water and is blocked. Interestingly, if the ice melts slow enough, then there should be enough salt transfer, that you are left with a gradient so that the chimneys continue. But since it is happening fast, there is not enough time for a gradient, so the chimney stops. Apparently once stopped, then it does not start easily.
     
    Bear in mind, this is all theory with some evidence to back it(modeling and of course, the vast numbers of chimneys that have stopped are just some of the evidence). SO it could be way off. Or it could be dead on.

  45. Will it kill those evil birds? by tlynch001 · · Score: 1

    Will this ice age kill those nasty migrating flu birds? Because I am just getting over the flu right now, and anything that will prevent me from getting sick again is OK with me.

  46. Why the gulf stream goes North - Salinity Gradient by x14n · · Score: 5, Informative

    True, ocean currents will still move. They're definitely chaotic system and often behave "counterintuitively".

    But all that warm water goes so far north largely because of (cold) water with high salinity. This water is dense and sinks. This is called North Atlantic Deep Water formation, and possibly drives deep ocean currents around the world.

    This salinity gradient is the key energy source that "pulls" warm water so far north, more than the thermal or momentum gradients.

    This gradient broke down during "the Younger Dryas cold episode, which chilled the North Atlantic region from 11,000 to 10,000 yr BP." "[This] is postulated to be a turnoff [...] of the North Atlantic's conveyor-belt circulation system which currently supplies an enormous amount of heat to the atmosphere over the North Atlantic region. This turnoff is attributed to a reduction in surface-water salinity, and hence also in density, of the waters in the region where North Atlantic Deep Water (NADW) now forms." Paleoclimate claims are supported by oxygen and carbon isotope studies on plankton.

    see http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v341/n6240/ab s/341318a0.html

  47. Pondering the big wench. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    On the one hand, the Hummer itself is probably only 6000 pounds. So that means you could tie the hummer to a 12,000 wench, say, one that is sitting in bloomers on the riverbank above you, and use your 12,000 pound winch to pull your stuck vehicle out of the muddy banks. Then you could have a picnic with your wench. You might look her in the eyes from your position on the roof of the hummer while she sat on the ground beside you and then, suddenly, you and 1000 of your friends would tie her down with cables that criss-crossed her ample entirety. You would jump down onto her belly and, scanning the horizons of her girth, plant a flag and shout out "I claim this territory in the name of ..."

  48. How is climatology science? by fygment · · Score: 1

    The closing statement reads as follows:

    The last shutdown, which prompted a temperature drop of 5C to 10C in western Europe, was probably at the end of the last ice age, 12,000 years ago. There may also have been a slowing of Atlantic circulation during the Little Ice Age, which lasted sporadically from 1300 to about 1850 and created temperatures low enough to freeze the River Thames in London.

    But consider:

    a) The authors' believe their data is robust. Their sampling rate however is extraordinarily low i.e. 1957, 1981, 1992, and 2004. So there is no idea of whether this fluctuation is unique or cyclical and, if the latter, the frequency of its occurence;
    b) FTA " Some climate models predict that global warming could lead to such a shutdown later this century."

    So, the effect is categorically not understood, but with laughably meagre data a link is pronounced to events 12,000 years ago, bolstered with a guess to a period of recorded history experiencing a "sporadic" Ice Age. This is what passes for science in climatology?! Bunk! Pure bunk!

    And don't get me started about climate modelling ... oops, too late. There are a lot of models. When the latest ones are introduced, we learn how poor the previous ones were. And models are a really funny beast. That last link reveals that the new model "uses weather data from 1961 to 1985 and models of future weather from 2071 to 2095, which assume a doubling of the amount of atmospheric carbon dioxide". Models using models must somehow compound errors, no? Less well known is that since potential variables are so numerous in climate studies, subsets are grouped and modelled linearly (via principal component analysis). This has the effect of reducing the dimension of the problem at the cost of accuracy. The latter is sometimes significant e.g. how many climate processes are linear? Frankly, climate models seem merely to be a way of currying favour with potential sources of funding using pseudo science and fear.

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    1. Re:How is climatology science? by uncadonna · · Score: 1
      sampling rate however is extraordinarily low i.e. 1957, 1981, 1992, and 2004.

      The time scale of changes in ocean circulation is decadal, so it's not as undersampled as you suggest. However, deep transects are expensive beasts, so it is a bit undersampled. That's acknowledged.

      So, the effect is categorically not understood,

      It's understood, just not resolved.

      a link is pronounced to events 12,000 years ago, bolstered with a guess to a period of recorded history experiencing a "sporadic" Ice Age

      Not sure what you mean. The paleoclimate people and geologists are pretty much convinced that exactly this thermohaline shutdown in response to the undamming of glacial Lake Agassiz (of which the Great Lakes are the remnants) is what caused the retreat into ice age conditions especially in the Northern Hemisphere in the 11KA event. The mechanism having been understood, there is concern that it might recur, since we are entering another rapid warming period.

      uses weather data from 1961 to 1985 and models of future weather from 2071 to 2095, which assume a doubling of the amount of atmospheric carbon dioxide

      Don't blame the scientists for what the press release says. Obviously they are comparing model runs with observations, not "models of models", which would be, um, models.

      variables are so numerous in climate studies, subsets are grouped and modelled linearly (via principal component analysis). This has the effect of reducing the dimension of the problem at the cost of accuracy.

      PCA and similar techniques are sometimes used in analyzing data and in analyzing model outputs, but full-blown climate models do not reduce dimensionality in this way.

      On what basis do you obtain the opinion that you know enough about the field to issue broad unqualified criticisms? Could you possibly be jumping to unwarranted conclusions?

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  49. Don't worry, things will work out in the end! by LothDaddy · · Score: 1
    Possibly events as a result of this process:

    Many of the highly populated areas (read: Europe, US) that are most responsible for the increase in greenhouse gases will become essentially unihabitable. People will migrate to other places, e.g. Africa, Middle America, etc., stressing the ability of these places to produce sufficient food. This, combined with the expected disruption of agriculture due to climate changes, will decrease food supplies further.

    In the end: fewer people left to make greenhouse gases, trees come back and start extracting excess CO2 because no one is left to cut them done, climate gets back to "normal", and finally some biologist trying to get tenure at Waterbuffalo University will do a study on the genetic bottleneck of Homo sapiens that occured during the mini ice-age.

  50. Duh.. by NullProg · · Score: 1

    The dramatic finding comes from a study of ocean circulation in the North Atlantic, which found a 30% reduction in the warm currents that carry water north from the Gulf Stream.""

    Hurricanes == Earth oceans heat dissapation system (Determine the heat transfer method and you will be famous).

    2005 == 16+ storms in the Atlantic which sucked up some heat (alot).
    The Atlantic, as a result may be cooler (Yes I view the heat imaging satallite pictures), which is natures whole goal of having hurricanes. Suck some heat.

    Is it natural? Yes/No/Maybe. I don't know, but during the 70's it snowed here in Florida. Am I speculating? Yes, but don't worry about it, I've only had eight beers tonight. Am I an expert? No, but I do know that France might surrender because of this, I just don't know to whom :)

    Chill (pun intended), its a great planet. It was here before Humans, it will be here long after were gone.

    Enjoy.

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    1. Re:Duh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, I guess it's safe to say that you're going to have another beer now?

  51. Er, ahemm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    the game is up, the planet is ours. we have our hands on the global thermostat.

    That's my left nut you're twisting - would you mind easing off, please?

  52. when you fall down a cliff by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    when you fall down a cliff and break your legs, you go back up and try again to see if it works better the second time?

    no, when you break your leg, you reset your bones and you put them in a cast

    what would you do? lie there helplessly with broken legs? that seems to be exactly what you are proposing

    you seem to think that because it was stupid to break our legs, that realizing that is all that is needed to unbreak our legs. no, they are broken: we have polluted our environment, the climate is changing. now what? curse our situation and pout? or DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

    why is it impossible for you to concieve that we humans can fix our environment, or that, accepting or not accepting that we can fix it, that we shouldn't try?

    why is your helplessness a superior attitude about the environment than my desire for positive action?

    too much of the environmental debate are these two camps:

    1. negative action: we pollute, oh well, the planet will take care of itself: "the solution to pollution is dilution". the current hurricane seasons in the usa should make such people realize this situation is untenable

    2. (you) negative inaction: we pollute, so stop polluting! go back to the stone age, stop driving cars, making plastics, etc. go back to living in caves.

    what we need is positive action: we pollute, we can mitigate that to some extent, but we can also get MORE involved and start manmade processes that balance out our effects: we belch co2? ok, well then start some large scale manmade carbon sinks to counteract it... because no matter how much you minimize our co2 emissions, they are still there and unnatural... so BALANCE IT OUT

    why is this so anathema to you?

    so when you break your legs, don't you want to fix them?

    or do you just want to lie there helpessly?

    blame games and learned helplessness do not help our situation

    your attitude is poisonous to the debate on the environment

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    1. Re:when you fall down a cliff by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      You missed the point. I guess that's partially the fault of my analogy - it wasn't the best one there. I didn't say to stop all fixes. What is needed instead of even grander attempts at controlling nature is to reduce our impact on nature. The reason behind this is simple: a) We don't have to worry about dealing with a massive amount of new interdependencies. We simply go back to a previous state. b) It is cheap and simple. Did you know that LA wastes alone wastes about 200 million gallons of water a year, simply because people do not shut off the water faucet when they brush their teeth? In short, what I was looking for is fewer grand schemes that smack of "look at the amount of money I'm spending! I must be doing something good!". We have plenty of failures in that area already

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  53. thought is useful by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    but action, no matter how imperfect, is still more useful

    while the guy bleeding might appreciate the guy sitting there thinking laboriously about why he is bleeding, the bandages may be imperfect, but they are still appreciated more

    so until the smart guy figures out that the bleeding guy has porphyria, which could take years, beyond which the bleeding guy is already dead, the bandages are keeping him alive

    it's important to think, you realize that

    you don't seem to realize that it's also JUST AS IMPORTANT, if not more important, to act

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    1. Re:thought is useful by einTier · · Score: 1
      A better analogy would be the bloodletting in the 18th and 19th centuries. We don't understand this "medicine" thing, but by God, we're going to do something! Something, of course, in this case meant almost always doing more harm than good. The bloodletting might have been appreciated, but it didn't really help.

      We really don't know enough about climate change to know why it's changing (is it us? Is it the sun?), what we might do to change that, or even if what's happening is a bad thing. We're a five year old kid looking at the thermostat, thinking we're hot, and not even knowing for certain why that is -- or how we're going to feel in a few hours. By fucking with the thermostat, we just might make things a lot worse than they already are.

      I thought doing something for the sake of not doing anything was anathema to science and Slashdot.

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  54. Re: what if we just towed an iceberg? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll have to excuse my 20yr old memory, but I seem to recall Brewster suggested towing an iceberg to Africa to help eat up some of his $30M in 1985 dollars. According to the calculator at bls.gov, that's only about $55.54 in 2005 dollars. Pssssh. That's chump change compared to what we're spending on the war. Let's just tow in a few icebergs to sink some heat. Instant current, and some fresh drinking water, too! :-)

  55. Just guessing... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    I am just guessing, but I'd put money on the side of nature vs man in the "heat" dept.

    Let's see... solar warming of the surface of earth, plus volcanic activity + other natural heat (including nuclear decay) + true wild fires, etc. >= sumof (humanity's stupid SUVs, and other stuff that seems hot...)

    Again, stipulating "greeenhouse" gasses as a negative toward humanity, but that is probably arguable too. I just read where the Salton Sea burps up more Hyrdrogen Sulfide than all California industry combined. So much for that "wetland".

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  56. Thank you, Bush. by Crouty · · Score: 0

    The USA has by far the largest emission of greenhouse gases in the world (yes, that is per person). One might think they might start reconsidering, but to the contrary.

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    1. Re:Thank you, Bush. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope sorry that's Australia.

      http://www.tai.org.au/Publications_Files/DP_Files/ Dp66sum.pdf

      But don't let facts get in the way of your opinions.

    2. Re:Thank you, Bush. by Artemis3 · · Score: 1

      7% of the world population, 27% of the world pollution. Won't even sign the kyoto protocol, whose little measures are not enough already. The world should get their act together and force them to stop polluting. But that goes against the sacred right to make more profit...

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    3. Re:Thank you, Bush. by dbIII · · Score: 1
      7% of the world population, 27% of the world pollution. Won't even sign the kyoto protocol
      If all these scientists are faking data while drilling holes 3km deep in the Antarctic when they could be faking it in a nice warm room then Kyoto doesn't matter. If the stuff isn't fake then signing Kyoto would be opposing the will of fundamentalists personal fire and brimstone gods and would be delaying the apocolypse. If the loonies have less of an influence on the vote that good 'ol northern boy with the southern accent G.W. Bush will be a born again something else - but until then we have to accept an anti-science attitude.

      Don't listen to me though - I'm an Australian, and Oral Roberts damned my entire country to hell - becuase his god does what it's told to by Oral Roberts.

    4. Re:Thank you, Bush. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The USA has by far the largest emission of greenhouse gases in the world (yes, that is per person). One might think they might start reconsidering, but to the contrary.

      Greenpeace should be asking instead "Why is Canada here?"

      The most recent GHG inventories show that, during 1990-2003, Canada has increased its total GHG emissions by 24 percent.

      Over the same period, the US increased its total GHG emissions by 13 percent.

      In fact, during 2000-2003, the US actually decreased GHG emissions by 0.8 percent! During this time Canada increased its emissions by 2.9 percent.

      Neither the US nor Canada has a chance in hell of meeting their Kyoto targets. But at last the US is vaguely moving in the right direction, even if only by accident!

    5. Re:Thank you, Bush. by Crouty · · Score: 1
      What are you talking about? The climate does not care about relative values and Canada can increase their output for ages before they reach the US'.

      If you were a billionnaire and would lose 1% of your capital and a poor person would triple his capital by stealing an iPod, would that mean you were a failure and he was successfull economically?

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    6. Re:Thank you, Bush. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about? The climate does not care about relative values and Canada can increase their output for ages before they reach the US'.

      In the post I replied to, you yourself were talking about per capita emissions. I quote:

      "The USA has by far the largest emission of greenhouse gases in the world (yes, that is per person)."

      In both the US and Canada, per capita emissions of GHG have decreased during 1990-2003. But, per capita, the US has actually made a greater improvement than Canada has. In 2003, the US had only 1% more GHG emissions per capita than Canada. If the 13-year trend has continued, Canada's per capita emissions of GHG during 2005 may already be greater than the US's!

      Of course, the Kyoto protocol cares only about total emissions compared to 1990 levels -- not simply total emissions considered in isolation, and not per capita emissions. By that standard, the US is doing a very bad job of meeting its target, but Canada is doing far worse with its target.

  57. how dare you by TheLittleJetson · · Score: 1

    Sounds like someone wanted to validate the [bogus] science behind the moview "The Day After".

    It's not just a moview. It's a documentary of the future.

  58. Bad news for Turtle Island too. by Apuleius · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If the Gulf Stream isn't pushing as much water toward Europe, then the water is lingering longer in the Gulf of Mexico, which goes a long way to explain why so many storms churned up to Category 5 hurricanes as soon as they reached the Gulf all through this autumn. Doesn't sound like fun for North America either.

    1. Re:Bad news for Turtle Island too. by gwernol · · Score: 1

      If the Gulf Stream isn't pushing as much water toward Europe, then the water is lingering longer in the Gulf of Mexico, which goes a long way to explain why so many storms churned up to Category 5 hurricanes as soon as they reached the Gulf all through this autumn.

      According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration report the recent hurricane season is not related to global warming or a shift in the Gulf Stream:

      "NOAA research shows that the tropical multi-decadal signal is causing the increased Atlantic hurricane activity since 1995, and is not related to greenhouse warming. "

      Their research suggests the major factors are changes to the east-west convection currents and the periodic El Nino cycle.

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  59. you're insane by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    we both agree there is a problem

    but you won't allow me to act until my actions are 100% perfect

    you need to stop being brittle: we live in a world where every single action involving complex problems are open ended and imperfect and cloudy

    you seek a level of certainty that simply doesn't exist in this world

    you need to lower your threshold of certainty about the need to act on a problem if you hope to be valuable in any debate on any complex problem in this world: drugs, the middle east, health care, etc.

    what are we to do? wait until you know for certain we are already frozen to death or baking alive before allowing us to act against the effect?

    imperfect action trumps perfect thought, always, in every way, on any problem in the world

    because the key ingredient is ACTION

    welcome to reality

    your time is limited

    you don't have the luxury of waiting or experimenting or ruminating that you require

    the certainty you seek is impossible

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    1. Re:you're insane by hitchhacker · · Score: 1


      ... if you hope to be valuable in any debate on any complex problem in this world: drugs, the middle east, health care, etc

      right.. and look how much good the US goverment's premature action has done in solving things like drug abuse, conflict in the middle east, and health care. From where I'm sitting, they've not only been a complete failure, but they've made the situations much worse.

      1. They gave criminals monopoly rights over drugs.
      2. They attacked Iraq to make the world more "safe"
      3. I can't even buy prescription drugs from Canada now.

      In every instance I can think of where our government has acted on some extremely complex and often emotionally derived issue, they make it worse.

      Have you even thought about what would happen if a global-wide proactive "solution" might _cause_ a negative climate change?

      -metric

    2. Re:you're insane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Have you even thought about what would happen if a global-wide proactive "solution" might _cause_ a negative climate change?"

      Of course he hasn't. People like him are infected with the arrogance that self-assuredness brings. He assumes he understands the situation because he is smarter than you. They won't admit it, but that what they all think.

      Meanwhile, people who simply ask for better data, and more complete and accurate predictions are called "insane".

  60. im not an animal says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok its our time to pay. just think of all the shyt we put in the air because some asshole named warren buffet needs to drive his beamer around. actually i dont think this guy drives anymore, but anyway. the world is spitting back at us for pissing on its face. its amazing how much destruction humans can cause to a planet in 3k yrs. so mother earth kills a couple 100 million of us, big deal, im tired of looking at all of you anyway.

  61. Shit by voidware · · Score: 1

    Well, we're fucked now. I am going to stock up on guns and antibiotics.

  62. very easy answer by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    acting in such a way that might make things worse, but probably will make things better, is superior to not acting

    because not acting is CERTAIN to make things worse

    there is risk involved in acting, yes

    and risking things when everything is fine is not acceptable

    but when we are certain that everything is NOT fine, then 60% certainty that things will get BETTER by acting is an absolutely superior choice to the 100% certainty that things will get WORSE by not acting

    get it?

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  63. it's not really a problem... by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    cuz if we just keep polluting the place with CO2, eventually it will all heat up, and then winter goes the way of the buggy whip.

    Along with most of the bioshpere.

    Hrrmmmm.

    RS

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  64. Maybe the Animals know something we don't by core+plexus · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I just read an article on an Alaskan News Site today referring to various animals 'migrating' (moving would be a better description) to Alaska. They even found a snake, crushed in the road. Maybe the animals know something. (I'm a geologist, not a climatologist-but I know the Earth goes through cycles of heating and cooling).

    The article went on to describe the states plans to back exploration of a "Northwest Passage" across the Arctic, in cooperation with a Finnish company. Apparently other countries are also working on plans to exploit the route.

  65. Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow by Ranger · · Score: 1
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  66. 50 Degress Below by snStarter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Kim Stanley Robinson's new novel "Fifty Degrees Below" looks at the consequences of the North Atlantic Convery shutting down. It's not a great novel, surely not one of his best, but it's worth a read. Far too people die from exposure when D.C. gets a sustained period of -50F.

    1. Re:50 Degress Below by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigh. It doesn't look at the consequences of a North Atlantic Conveyor collapse any more than The Incredible Hulk looks at the consequences of gamma-ray exposure.

      D.C. would not suddenly get -50F temperatures if the North Atlantic Conveyor shut down. St. Louis, for example, is at the same latitude but is not heated by the Conveyor, and it doesn't get sustained -50 degree temperatures in winter, despite even having a continental climate instead of a ocean-moderated one. Cold temperatures in DC would be the secondary consequences of the development of a large high-albedo icecap and subsequent global cooling. However, any such cooling would, among other things, cause ice to build up, rather than melt, in Greenland. Which would end the dilution of salinity in northern waters, which would restore the Conveyor, had it been broken by Greenland meltwater.

      Now, that doesn't mean a melting-caused collapse of the Conveyor can't cause localized problems. Europe and Newfoundland could suffer several degrees of cooling, for example, which could cause serious problems for the locals. But before sufficient global cooling to get D.C. to -50 happens, sufficient cooling to get thermohaline cycle working again has already happened. You need a mechanism other than melting ice to break the North Atlantic Conveyor such that a general ice age can occur.

  67. Correct me if I'm wrong by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1

    But wouldn't global warming just lead to Arctic storms being carried further south by the polar jet stream? I don't know it it's related, but I remember in '95, a chunk of cold air broke off from the North Pole and it was -25 F here in Ohio. We had nine inches of snow, the surface of which crusted over with a hard frozen layer. It was cold area of high pressure and the skies remained clear so all the sunlight just bounced off the snow and went back into space. The air itself was so cold, the sun was struggling just to make a difference in temperature.

  68. Realclimate by uncadonna · · Score: 4, Informative

    As usual there is a better discussion on realclimate.org.

    As I understand it the situation is that the mechanism proposed for sudden climate change by Broecker some 15 years ago (and exaggerated beyond recognition in a silly movie lately) shows some signs of actually occuring. New measurement expeditions have reinforced the evidence in this direction. Though the evidence isn't absolutely conclusive, it's starting to weigh in that direction and the new evidence makes the case stronger. There is well-understood physics at work, but it involves delicate small-scale structures that are hard to capture in global scale models.

    Though most scientific opinion expects it won't be enough to trigger a European ice age (unlike the YD event some 11KA ago) it could lead to a great deal more climate variability in our lifetimes especially in Europe and the northern reaches of the Atlantic than has been captured in most climate models, and in the extreme it may even cool Europe a bit as the rest of us get hotter.

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    1. Re:Realclimate by mikec · · Score: 2, Informative

      A word to the wise: if you read realclimate.org, you owe it to yourself to also read climateaudit.org. The discussions at realclimate.org don't include some of the more prominent critics of their work because realclimate.org silently deletes their postings. A lot of what the folks at climate.org publish doesn't hold up very well to close scrutiny. They tend to hide their data and methods from researchers who want to reproduce their results, which is never a good sign. Many of their statistical methods are highly questionable. And their results are a good deal less robust than they make them out to be.

  69. Glaciers in Skandinavia by dzafez · · Score: 1

    Well wouldn't there be lots of glaciers build up all ofer skandinavia?
    Wouldn't than need a LOT of Water?
    Is the Oceans level going to sink from that?
    Is Holland kinda save again?

  70. fame by uncadonna · · Score: 1
    Hurricanes == Earth oceans heat dissapation system (Determine the heat transfer method and you will be famous).

    The mechanism of the tropical storm system was worked out by the Japanese meteorologist K.V.Ooyama in 1964. His great fame apparently hasn't reached you, alas.

    The fact that hurricane trajectories are routinely and increasingly effectively predicted by physical models pretty much proves that whatever else they are, tropical storms are not mysterious phenomena.

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    1. Re:fame by NullProg · · Score: 1

      The mechanism of the tropical storm system was worked out by the Japanese meteorologist K.V.Ooyama in 1964. His great fame apparently hasn't reached you, alas.

      You didn't read/understand my post. Ooyama is great, but he hasn't discovered how heat transfers to a hurricane.

      "How heat is transferred from the ocean's surface into the air is a fundamental question, and understanding the mechanisms of heat transfer will help us make better models of hurricane formation, including models of how they grow in intensity," he says.


      Read the full article here:
      http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Newsroom/MediaAle rts/2003/2003060914930.html

      Enjoy.

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  71. Panama Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey all this ice age brap is from the rising of the Panama Isthmus. So why not just sink the isthmus a few million tons of dynamite and even nice temperature around the globe.

  72. doesnt this seem a bit familiar? by anexkahn · · Score: 1

    Hey, Ive seen this movie!....or that southpark :)

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  73. Viagra for the planet by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 2, Funny

    What we really need is to keep our albedo levels higher.

  74. Another effect not mentioned broadly by artifex2004 · · Score: 1

    Quickly reduced salinity is also threatening the viability of a number of aquatic species in the area, including those commercial fishing depends upon.

  75. Of course the Cato institute is unbiased... by BugBlatterBeast · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...nuff said.

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  76. why fight the inevitable? by nido · · Score: 3, Informative
    I am curious if there is a technological solution to the problem.

    Some people say that the real "global warming" problem has to do with increased energy output from the sun. Good luck stoping that one.
    Since there's nothing I can do to prevent the change that's coming, I'm getting ready for it. The ride gets bumpier from here on out, until about 2011 or 2012, which is the end of a cycle in the Mayan calendar. As I understand it, their calendar cycles back to zero on December 21, 2012. (The universe has an "overflow bug" too! :)
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    1. Re:why fight the inevitable? by mdecarle · · Score: 2, Informative

      December 21, 2012 will be 13.0.0.0.0 in the Maya Calendar (knowing that 13 is used for 0).

      So on this date, a new Era will start.

    2. Re:why fight the inevitable? by killjoe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Some people say that the real "global warming" problem has to do with increased energy output from the sun. Good luck stoping that one."

      Some people say the universe is three thousand years old. Some people say people from Pleadies visit the eath in their beamships. Some people say ancient warriors speak through them.

      Some people say a lot of weird things. I don't listen to them. I listen to people who have spent their entire lives studying and methodically researching something using strict scientific methods and extensive peer review. Those people are more likely to be right.

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    3. Re:why fight the inevitable? by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Wow, those ancient warriors sound interesting, do you have a link? ;-)

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    4. Re:why fight the inevitable? by Decaff · · Score: 1

      Some people say that the real "global warming" problem has to do with increased energy output from the sun. Good luck stoping that one.

      That contributes partly to global warming, but it is nowhere near enough to explain the magnitude of warming that has been observed. The implication of this statement is that those modelling climate change are ignorant of solar energy changes and haven't taken it into account. They have.

      The earth's magnetic poles are moving and weakening:

      Which has nothing to do with global climate change at all.

    5. Re:why fight the inevitable? by Wornstrom · · Score: 1

      maybe that is when Quetzalcoatl returns to collect his gold...

      I for one welcome our ancestral overlords!

    6. Re:why fight the inevitable? by TheGatekeeper · · Score: 2, Informative
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    7. Re:why fight the inevitable? by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Which has nothing to do with global climate change at all.

      But everything to do with solar and cosmic radiation which sucks just as bad.

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    8. Re:why fight the inevitable? by The_countess · · Score: 1

      actualy the amount of solar energie that makes it down to the earth has droped by 25% in some places. and on the whole is definatly lower. yet temperatures have stayed roughtly the same.

    9. Re:why fight the inevitable? by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 1

      Scientists have noted that we are in a period of increased solar output, and that does have an effect on earth.. heck, even mars is warming a bit.

    10. Re:why fight the inevitable? by Decaff · · Score: 1

      But everything to do with solar and cosmic radiation which sucks just as bad.

      In practise it may have little or no effect on us, other than giving spectacular aurorae. The Earth's atmosphere is good protection against this radiation.

    11. Re:why fight the inevitable? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      I listen to people who have spent their entire lives studying and methodically researching something using strict scientific methods and extensive peer review.

      How about Columbia University and NASA? Do they count? That study suggests that increasing solar output may be partially to blame for changes.

      Or are they saying weird things that you don't listen to?

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    12. Re:why fight the inevitable? by smithmc · · Score: 2, Interesting

        The ride gets bumpier from here on out, until about 2011 or 2012, which is the end of a cycle in the Mayan calendar. As I understand it, their calendar cycles back to zero on December 21, 2012. (The universe has an "overflow bug" too! :)

      Well, actually it's the Mayan calendar that has the bug. The designers of the Mayan calendar probably figured that their product would no longer be in use by the time it became a problem. At least they had the good sense to put their bug far enough into the future that they wouldn't be alive to take the blame when the problem surfaced.

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    13. Re:why fight the inevitable? by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 1

      but that is due to particulate matter in the atmosphere.

    14. Re:why fight the inevitable? by ch-chuck · · Score: 2

      2011 or 2012

      When you look at what happened in 1812 (Neopoleon et al), 1912 (WWI) - you've gotta be apprehensive about 2012.

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    15. Re:why fight the inevitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      peer review is only useful if the "peer" want to listen, otherwise its meaningless. If you want proof just look at the last fifty years of warnings by people that spent decades in research, often having lives ruined by people with other agendas. Now those warnings have come to pass. They've been proved, but of course it's to late. Unless we're on the verge of annilation no one cares.

    16. Re:why fight the inevitable? by japhmi · · Score: 1

      Some people say a lot of weird things. I don't listen to them. I listen to people who have spent their entire lives studying and methodically researching something using strict scientific methods and extensive peer review. Those people are more likely to be right.

      Well, some of the people saying that Global warming could potentially be partially from increased solar output are "people who have spent their entire lives studying and methodically researching something using strict scientific methods and extensive peer review." Scientists often disagree, deal.

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    17. Re:why fight the inevitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Some people say a lot of weird things. I don't listen to them. I listen to people who have spent their entire lives studying and methodically researching something using strict scientific methods and extensive peer review."

      So, you're saying that you didn't read the article because it's in the New Scientist?

    18. Re:why fight the inevitable? by andy_shepard · · Score: 1

      World War I started in 1914, dumbass.

    19. Re:why fight the inevitable? by Yartrebo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The effect is marginal. A tenth of a degree centigrade or so last I read. At the current time, it has peaked and the sun is now reducing its output, with a similar drop in heat over the next 30 years or so. The temperature graphs just show an accelerating warming over the last 10 years, so apparently the sun is getting overwhelmed by domestic factors. Remember that we do live in orbit around one of the most stable class of stars in the universe. If the sun had too much influence on climate, life would not been able to become very advanced.

    20. Re:why fight the inevitable? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Do the Mayans have any complex computer systems that I can come and fix for their 13.0.0.0 bug?

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    21. Re:why fight the inevitable? by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      You're a silly sod. There are two forms of the Mayan Calender. Long and Short. The Long Calender doesn't even begin to approach a 'rollover.' We're all safe.

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    22. Re:why fight the inevitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may want to read up on this subject. The short calendar does indeed not rollover on that date, but the "Long Count" does.

      I know the longcount system has been extended to account for longer periods, but do you really think the maya were actively thinking beyond their 5900+ year calendar?

    23. Re:why fight the inevitable? by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Wooho, he's even crazier than I thought :-)

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    24. Re:why fight the inevitable? by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1


      You must be new here.

      Never let a good fact get in the way of mounting hysteria.

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    25. Re:why fight the inevitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn critical thinking.

  77. Pirates are cool(ing) by GileadGreene · · Score: 1
    Also
    1. It is a well-known fact that pirates are cool. This is evidenced by the existence of Errol Flynn and Jack Sparrow (aka Johnny Depp)
    2. There is a strong and well-documented correlation between the reduction in the number of pirates worldwide and increases in global temperatures

    It's pretty clear that a reduced level of global coolness caused by a lack of pirates would result in increasing global temperatures, and we have in fact observed such a predicted upswing in temperatures. It's less clear how factors such as increased atmospheric carbon dioxide, reductions in solar output, or any of the other things driving Earth's natural warming/glaciation cycle might contribute.

    1. Re:Pirates are cool(ing) by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      Also

            1. It is a well-known fact that pirates are cool. This is evidenced by the existence of Errol Flynn and Jack Sparrow (aka Johnny Depp)
            2. There is a strong and well-documented correlation between the reduction in the number of pirates worldwide and increases in global temperatures

      It's pretty clear that a reduced level of global coolness caused by a lack of pirates would result in increasing global temperatures


      I think the flaw in your reasoning is possibly in your use of the word cool. Oddly enough this word apparently has many definitions, the ones presumably being referenced above being "1 : moderately cold : lacking in warmth" and "7 slang a : very good : EXCELLENT; also : ALL RIGHT b : FASHIONABLE" which, it would seem are very different. Pirates are indeed "very good" and "fashionable" as a result of Errol Flynn's and Johnny Depp's performances in film. What they are not is "moderately cold" or in any way particularly related to thermal deficits, which is what your second point (relating to global temperatures) correlates pirates with.

      Perhaps if you could actually show that pirates do in fact cause a notable reduction in temperature as opposed being fashionable you might have point. As it stands you don't even have a very good joke.

      Jedidiah.

    2. Re:Pirates are cool(ing) by GileadGreene · · Score: 1

      Maybe you missed the intentional (mis)use of the double meaning of "cool" there?

    3. Re:Pirates are cool(ing) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe you are simply outclassed by a superior mind :)

  78. the rel important question is... by cerebusdapope · · Score: 1

    do i still have time to get good scuba gear, so i can scuba through mannhaton(sp?)

  79. Not at all the case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's easier to solve a problem if you know what caused the problem.

    Let's say I get shot in the liver. I see the gun before me, I know I got shot.

    Does that help me know how to properly repair my liver and undo damage caused? Not at all.

    If the problem is really the climate is changing is ways we do not like, let's figure out how to alter the cliamte in ways we do. But a basic problem we all have is the climate is not well understood, so it's almost as impossible to come up with a climate "fix" as it is to point to any one thing and proclaim for sure fixing that will also fix climactic change.

    1. Re:Not at all the case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if you went to the hospital and said your stomach hurt, but didn't tell them it was a bullet that caught it, they might not be smart enough to go looking for bullet fragments, so while they stop the bleeding you die of an infection several days later.

      Do you think doctors ask background information about injuries just to have stories to tell their friends?

  80. Who knows where the earth is aiming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the earth is spitting on us for hosting such a bunch of whiny know-it-alls, it's trying to get just enough of an ice-age on to wax you and your ilk and then will recede so the rest of us can enjoy our well-reasoned non-alamist utopia.

  81. How much coastline? by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

    If you're interested in seeing just how much coastline we would lose, here's a neat little applet...

  82. Political interference and complex science by WebCowboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's easier to solve a problem if you know what caused the problem.

    True enough. Problem is that humanity is a long way off from being mature and intelligent enough to determine exactly what sort of climate change to expect, much less the root cause of that change. Does human activity cause climate change? Absolutely. How much and in what way? We have no friggin clue and we wont in any of out lifetimes. This is for a couple of reasons:

    1. Humanity's lack of maturity prevents us from putting aside politics and self-interest. We try but in the end out efforts are nearly futile. Our best effort to date many might say is the Kyoto accord and it is doomed to fail. And no, it isn't the fault of the Americans--even if the US signed on it would never work. Why? Because Kyoto is just another political/economic shell game. Developing nations are pretty much exempt from making an effort at reducing CO2 emissions (including 800-pound-gorilla China). I don't care what reasons are behind such exemptions--if we want to affect global change the whole globe must participate. Second of all, there is "selfishness" involved. It is easy enough for the likes of Germany and France to look down their noses at the US and trumpet their wonderful CO2 reductions: France just throws up more nuclear generation and Germany gets to count all those communist-era east-German soot-belching factories in their starting numbers. Then there are nations like Canada, where the infrastructure is already quite modern and efficient for the most part and the cold climate and sparse population make it more difficult to meet targets legitimately--most of those reductions will be met by playing the shell game and trading pollution credits. In the end it means no meaningful impact on climate change.

    2. To paraphrase a favourite sci-fi author: "The universe is mind-bogglingly complex". Scientists know almost nothing about the direction of climate change. They have pretty little computer models that make predictions and they can make vague (and often conflicting) pronouncements about the earth heating up or more hurricanes or ice ages and whatnot. In the meantime the good people at Environment Canada cannot even predict the weather two days in advance with any reliability at all. How can we get the "immature public" to buy into a more climate-friendly lifestyle with that kind of track record? The weatherman tells them it'll snow in two days with the accuracy of a coin toss. Big, smart scientists with expensive supercomputers tell us the world is heating up...no wait we are going into an ice age (which was the prevailing theory in the 1970s)...no wait we are heating up (1980s to now)...no wait...the world will heat up a bit, but some places will be really dry and others really wet...no wait...we ARE going to have a sudden ice age...because of global warming melting ice and cooling the oceans....what the hell? Our smartest people cant quite wrap their brains around it much less the general public (I like most others are pretty much mentally retarded on the subject though most like to think theyknow something about it).

    I'm sure someone will argue the merits of Kyoto (maybe there are some--I just don't see how it'll change the world meaningfully). Others will argue that science is proving itself now (gee, look at all the hurricanes we had this year--never mind the fact it was only one or two more than the previous record set many decades previously, before we had the technology to spot those that didn't make landfall near civilisation). Thing is, the pronouncements we make and the justifications for Kyotot-like manoeuvring are so vague it is like proving Nostradamus was right.

    In the meantime, bandages and maybe a makeshift torniquet is all we have to keep us from bleeding to death in terms of climate change. I figure we should put more emphasis on more concrete, proven environmental factors--like living sustainably (use less energy--get rid of the big old SUVs. Get your lazy ass out of the captain's

  83. This is why we have contingency plans.... by Philnet.HFZ · · Score: 1

    Is it just me,or am I the only one who realizes that this is EXACTLY why we need to step up the space program. I want to be off this filthy planet and on some sort of space station or Mars colony, or something. That way, I can laugh at how pathetic the rest of the human race is as they overcrowd AND freeze, whilst I am on a spacious Mars colony, suffering only minor discomfort at the slight chill (which is nowhere near as bad as Earth's mini-Ice Age)

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  84. That's OK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's Europe so no Americans will be affected.

  85. might ... ice age ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > The ocean current that gives western Europe its relatively balmy climate is stuttering, raising fears that it might fail entirely and plunge the continent into a mini ice age.

    Yes... if you haven't noticed, from the maximum of 15 cm (6 ") of snow we had over the past... say... 25 years, we've gone to 30 cm (1 foot) of snow now. It's frozen solid now. It's like this all over europe, with power outages and so on for the past 5 days or so.

    Ice age still to come?

  86. Blimey by Murgalon · · Score: 1

    I say old chap it's a wee bit chilly on the willy.

  87. Do not worry by Budenny · · Score: 1

    Even if the gulf stream does change, Europe and the UK will not become as cold as equivalent latitudes in the US, because the gulf stream changing will, curiously enough, not change the position of the Rockies. It is the Rockies that divert warm air to Europe, and make 90% of the temperature difference. So before we all get too excited about this...think about what does what.

  88. Here's the quote by Budenny · · Score: 4, Informative

    By Steve Connor, Science Editor The Independent, 10 February 2003 Generations of schoolchildren have been raised on the belief that the mild British winters and cool summers are due to the moderating influence of the Gulf Stream, a warm ocean current flowing from the Gulf of Mexico to the shores of western Europe. Without the Gulf Stream, our teachers told us, Britain's winters would be as cold and ice-bound as a frozen port in Newfoundland and its summers as hot and stuffy as a Moscow August. But the textbooks have got it wrong, according to scientists who have just finished a study of what makes Western Europe cool in summer and mild in winter. The scientists found that Britain's moderate climate is due not to the Gulf Stream, but to the Rocky Mountains in the western US 4,000 miles away. Using weather data gathered over the past 50 years and powerful computer models to describe how heat is shunted around the globe, they discovered that the contribution of the Gulf Stream was negligible compared with the influence of warm southerly winds originating in the Rockies. These winds, they said, played a big role in explaining why winters in Britain could be anything up to 15C or 20C warmer than the same latitude in eastern North America. "Belief in the benign role of the Gulf Stream is so widespread that is has become folklore," said Richard Seager, the scientist who led the study from the Lamont Doherty Earth Observatory at Columbia University in New York. The belief that the Gulf Stream is responsible for Britain's mild, maritime climate appears to have originated with the publication in 1856 of a book by Maurice Fontaine Maury, a lieutenant in the American Navy. "One of the benign offices of the Gulf Stream is to convey heat from the Gulf of Mexico, where otherwise it would become excessive, and to disperse it in regions beyond the Atlantic for the amelioration of the climates of the British Isles and of all Western Europe," Maury wrote. "This idea is one reason why so much climate research has been focused on the impact of changes in the circulation of the North Atlantic Ocean," Dr Seager said. Several recent studies, for instance, have suggested that global warming might slow down or even stop the Gulf Stream which carries energy equivalent to 27,000 times the total output of all of Britain's power stations so bringing a far more variable continental climate to Western Europe. Dr Seager's study, published in the current issue of the Quarterly Journal of the Royal Meteorological Society, suggests that the Gulf Stream accounts for no more than 10 per cent of the winter temperature differences between Britain and Newfoundland, Canada. The scientists found that the real reason for Britain's mild weather was twofold. First, there is a genuine maritime effect of being surrounded by a relatively warm body of water, but this has nothing to do with the Gulf Stream. Second, this maritime influence is bolstered by southwesterly winds bringing a warm air mass from the south. These winds would not blow if the Rockies did not exist, the researchers found. Even without the Gulf Stream, Britain would be bathed in prevailing westerly winds that bring in the warmth stored in the Atlantic Ocean. Water retains summer heat far longer than land, which is why the winter-summer difference in temperature is about 5ÂC over the North Atlantic and yet nearer 50ÂC at the same latitude in Siberia. Dr Seager said his study showed that this phenomenon which was independent of the Gulf Stream accounted for about half of the winter temperature difference between Britain and Newfoundland. The other half, he said, was due to the prevailing winds over the maritime regions of Western Europe--not westerlies, but from the southwest. Those south-westerlies brought additional heat to Western Europe. Their origins could be traced to a massive "meander" in the north-south wind patterns over North America, which was generated by the presence of the Rockies. "One such meander occurs east of the Rocky Mountains and brings cold air into eastern N

  89. Mod bm leuthke up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mod this post up for responding to Bush hate FUD with at least a fact or two. I can't believe something as whimsical as "thank you Bush for screwing us gets a 4 Infromative and an explaination of the tax laws gets a 1. Even if this is is wrong, at least he talks about the issues and doesn't just spout angst.

    Slashdot, your showing your biases big time here.

  90. I don't like the puzzle we're putting together by Serveert · · Score: 1

    All the pieces of the ice age puzzle are being put together.. global warming, conveyor belt stopping... next is an ice age. This is troubling to say the least.

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  91. This was all predicted a while back... by Wonderkid · · Score: 1

    ...and so totally vindicates scientists who warned of the consequences of global warming. It is vital people realise that the Earth is no different than an animal with ticks on it's back. We, mankind, are becoming a nuisance by interrupting the slow but effective evolution of this planet into a life sustaining entity. If we mess with things, not through any unseen intelligence, but simply the laws of physics / nature, we will trip the switch. And we have. Oops. But we cannot say we were not warned.

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    1. Re:This was all predicted a while back... by berbo · · Score: 1
      ..and so totally vindicates scientists who warned of the consequences of global warming.

      But, shouldn't we wait until every single prediction comes true, just so we can be 100% sure? don't want to rush into saving the earth.

    2. Re:This was all predicted a while back... by Tiny+Elvis · · Score: 1

      Um 'slow but effective evolution of this planet into a life sustaining entity'?

      I agree we are like ticks on the earth but the earth is unlikely to give a shit if its got life on it or not. And it's not living or evolving into anything, it's just a big blog of matter orbiting a glowing ball of gas. Yes mankind is fucking up the outer .1% of it, but I get tired of hearing the scolding tone when people start talking about man's behavior.

      We evolved in this earth environment; we are a product of it. You could say it created us. Unfortunately 'short sited and greedy' was what worked best in that environment. Probably there is no other way we could have evolved. In other words as a species if we evolved not greedy and short sited we would have been wiped out by a competing species that was, or by some other environmental change.

  92. Could ice block the Thames Barrier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTA: There may also have been a slowing of Atlantic circulation during the Little Ice Age, which lasted sporadically from 1300 to about 1850 and created temperatures low enough to freeze the River Thames in London.

    If this happened again, could the ice block the Thames Barrier and leave London vulnerable to a tidal surge?

    The lead time to protect against this would be many years and the potential cost of the damage immense. If you're a Londoner, how about warning your MP?

  93. Unfortunately... by meringuoid · · Score: 1

    ... even if Europe does cool, the Health and Safety mafia surely won't allow us to hold any frost fairs nowadays. We'll get cold, but won't be permitted to enjoy it...

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  94. We didn't listen! by LuKit · · Score: 1

    "At first, nobody knew what caused the dam to break, but now, shocking new evidence has indicated that the flood in Beaverton was caused by... global warming! It now appears that... all rumors of global warming were true. We were warned this would happen and ...we didn't listen! We didn't listen!"

  95. move to australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    move to australia
    the only thing on ice here is the beer in the esky

  96. It's all a corporate plot by vittal · · Score: 1

    For the tin-hats amongst us, all this climate change is for the benefit of our corporate overlords. Think about it... extremes in weather always cause pensioners to pop their clogs. Here in the UK, we awake in spring to find lots of old biddy popiscles in their front rooms because they haven't been able to afford the heating bills. And when it's hot... well, just look at the cull that happened in France's 2003 heatwave.

    With neither governments nor corporations able to meet future pension commitments, climate change is a god-send. ...

    Yes, for the humour impaired, its a joke.... well, a half joke.... probably... possibly.

  97. No, thank you K-street boys for abusing it. by Shivetya · · Score: 2, Informative

    The laws intent was to help rural people, as in farmers. However as with a horrid system of taxes that the US suffers from a loophole was found. The law did not originally specify what "types" of vehicles qualified for the discount. It merely stated over 6,000 pounds. This normally would have been the domain of vehicles used mostly on farms and some small businesses.

    It is the tax system which is at fault for most disparities. It allows the rich to dodge payment as they can buy loopholes from Congress. It is their lawyers and lobbyist who work to keep the system in place. By making sure to keep a near majority of people from paying income taxes, and worse actually paying the least capable of those, they have created a system which actually allows them keep more of their wealth. They prey on the middle class and the poor by misdirection and deceit.

    All these tax dodges have to get paid for. The usual means is to pass it off to business. why? Because it is easier to portray businesses as evil and uncaring. Trouble is no business actually pays any tax, they are merely collectors for taxes. That is why people don't notice it. When the price of their favorite items goes up they blame the business, ignoring the effects of tax laws and abuse of them and how the resposibility for paying those taxes got mysteriously moved.

    Blame Bush is the cheap way out and exactly what these boys want you to do. Blame anyone but the right people and they continue their game unharrassed. Convince people who already distrust whomever is in power to blame those in power is the easiest part of the game.

    Fortunately once the abuses were figured out they did get shut down, the new side effect of the internet and such was that people who would not know of the ability to abuse the law suddenly had an abundance of information provided on how to do just that.

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    1. Re:No, thank you K-street boys for abusing it. by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The laws intent was to help rural people, as in farmers. However as with a horrid system of taxes that the US suffers from a loophole was found. The law did not originally specify what "types" of vehicles qualified for the discount. It merely stated over 6,000 pounds. This normally would have been the domain of vehicles used mostly on farms and some small businesses.

      And thank you incompetent politicians who failed to write "trucks and agricultural machinery" into the law. That some people will use any tax loopholes they can has been known for decades, it should not come as a surprise anymore.

      Now, what to do about it?
      In the current system, the obvious step would be to elect better politicians in the hope of eventuaaly getting better laws. Of course, this requires smarter voters in the first place, but it would be the civilized and legal way.
      If you like lynch mobs, you could also go after the people who exploit the loopholes. But that would be a real messy way, with a good chance of total anarchy breaking out.

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  98. Big deal. by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thirteen years means nothing in a world where "climate" is defined as the weather over a thirty year period, which is already completely arbitrary in itself. Various patterns exist that take place over longer periods, including sunspot activity.

    Also, is the thirty percent a decrease from some sort of primal mean value? Or perhaps from a peak period with softer weather?

    It's impossible to make any meaningful statement on climate and climate variabilities, let alone climate change, without taking all those questionmarks and other factors into account. I'm sure this report will cause another hype amongst environmentalists. So be it. If people want to call a decade of colder winters a "mini ice age", that's fine by me, but I for one will not panic.

  99. I propose.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    renaming the "NorthWest Passage" the "Back Passage" so that China can really shaft America with supertanker sized butt plugs.

    This is what international diplomacy should really be about. It will re-energise politics, and for once we will have a question on which all voting morons are actually qualified to have an opinion!

  100. Which? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So then which the hell is it then? Global Warming or Ice Age? Make up your frickin minds.

  101. Wish I could find the old paper .. by CharlieG · · Score: 1

    Back in the mid to late 70s, possibly early 1980s, I saw a REALLY REALLY interesting paper on climate that I wish I could find again. It pointed out that we were about to enter (or had entered) a period of NATURAL rapid global warming, which would rapidly lead to the northern icecap shrinking, leading to some artic ocean water mixing with Atlantic and Pacfic waters - which would distrupt this exact current, which would VERY rapidly lead to the next (overdue) Ice Age! The paper was on what causes an Ice Age (NOT on Global warming etc), and it was the ONLY model this guy could come up with that fit

    To sum it it - Ice Ages are actually triggered by the global climate getting above a certain temp, and it SUDDENLY changes to cold - almost a sawtooth pattern - and that we are overdue for an Ice Age....

    Hummmmmmm

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  102. i broke the dam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i broke the dam

  103. Recent warmth... by Retron · · Score: 1

    Living in the UK, we had a notable cold spell in the 80s. When I was growing up snow was common during the winters, yet during the late 80s and through most of the 90s it was almost entirely absent. Indeed, the five inches of snow we had earlier this year was the first time I'd seen more than an inch on the ground since early 1997 - there were kids who'd never seen enough snow to build a snowman, or have a decent snowball fight! The November just gone was a below average month temperature wise in the UK, the first one since July 2004. I believe global warming is happening, but damn it - I'd still expect to see a few below average months a year even if temperatures rose a degree or two, but it's a rare event to see a below average month at all these days. The problem has been the jet stream ploughing away to our north, dragging mild air across much of Europe over the past few winters - it's a bit of a chicken-and-egg scenario. Coincidentally I believe the USA hasn't seen anywhere near as much warming in the last 20 years as Europe has...

  104. MOD UP --- new info by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

    Goddam lameness filter.

    OK. When I read the New Scientist and Nature (news) articles earlier today it was clear that there is more data, I just didn't understand why it was not available. BTW, these data "points" are from my understanding a transect so lots of data associated with each "point". the parent is talking about why we haven't seen more about this before.

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  105. India and China? by Cybertect · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Less water the world over. Probably the 2 best countries with fairly good water will be America and Russia. In contrast, China and India (the 2 most populus nations) will have quite a bit less water.

    Do you really want to live in a world where two other highly-populated nuclear powers face political instability because of a shortage of water while you apparently still have enough to spare?
  106. It never ceases to amaze me by ElephanTS · · Score: 1

    ... How moronic the typical slashdot comments are for climate change. The arrogance is spectacular. I suppose technologists are the last people to understand that there will be no techno-fix for this problem that actually works. As the ice-caps melt, methane (in the form of methyl hydrates) is being released in quantites that dwarf man's production of greenhouse gases. Methane is 500% more effective as a greenhouse gas too. (Cue stupid comments about cows farting etc). This process already appears to be in 'runaway mode' so even curtailing our carbon emissions will not prevent the icecaps from melting (which is causing the 30% slowdown in the gulf stream already). Ultimately this will ruin much of the world's agricultural land and has already caused drought and famine in Africa to devastating effect. It will spread to other continents and we will begin to run short of food - particularly as food production is so dependent on natural gas (methane: the irony!) to produce fertilisers - a declining natural resource. It will affect everyone and is worth thinking about instead of the reflexive denial I see here. So flame away, whatever, I care little about that. But please start thinking with your good brains - it's what they're there for.

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  107. Quick, call in the Hippie Power Squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Hippie Power Squad will save the day

    Vegan Hippie will stop cows from belching out methane and filling the atmosphere
    Luddite Hippie will end humanity's dependence on electricity
    Guitar Jammin Hippie will keep us entertained with informative sing-along jams

    It's Hippie Power Squad. YAY!!!

  108. Suspicious timing by amightywind · · Score: 1

    The timing of these doomsday predictions is rather suspicious, with the post-Kyoto greenfest going on in Canada. Treaties like Kyoto cannot manipulate climate in any controlled or favorable way. And they ignore the economic development needs of much of the world that lives in poverty. I hope the US continues to reject these efforts.

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  109. Bah! by jbrandv · · Score: 1

    The sky is falling!
    The sky is falling!
    Run!

  110. Re:Global Warming - Oxygen DECREASING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Actually, for every molecule of CO2 added to the system,
    you are subtracting one molecule of O2 to the system.

    So, humans are running out of oxygen far faster than they need to worry about freezing to death.

    The Global drop in available oxygen is under reported, most likely to prevent widespread panic.

    The Oceans Primary Oxygen Producting Plankton levels have been dropping radically since the 1980s (they make more than 50% of the oxygen you need) and the green space of trees and plants continually gets reduced by urbanization, suburban sprawl, slash and burn, and ongoing desertification in Africa and elsewhere (They make the rest of your O2).

    Reseachers have linked the real cause of mass extinction events not to just some rock falling from the sky, but for the worldwide drop of oxygen from 35 percent down to 15 percent of the atmosphere. The Giant Dinos ran out of air.

    With the ongoing death of land plants and primary oxygen producing plankton, VERY few humans will survive the upcoming drop from the current 21 percent oxygen levels down to only 9 percent oxygen levels.

    Here are some sources of the biggest coverup in human history: 'The Oxygen is vanishing.':

    LONG-TERM ATMOSPHERIC OXYGEN DECREASE
    - AN UNDERESTIMATED FACTOR FORCING THE PERMIAN-TRIASSIC MASS EXTINCTION.
    O. Weidlich (1), W. Kiessling (2) and E. Flügel (3)
    (1) Inst. f. Geowissenschaften, Christian-Albrechts-Universität Kiel,
    (2) Inst. f. Paläontologie, Museum für Naturkunde Berlin,
    (3) Inst. f. Paläontologie, Friedrich-Alexander-Universität
    Erlangen-Nürnberg (ow@gpi.uni-kiel.de/Fax: +49-431880-5557)
    direct link: http://www.cosis.net/abstracts/EAE03/05406/EAE03-J -05406.pdf
    Referenced and Link Located on:
    List of Accepted Contributions -
    CL32 Phanerozoic history of atmospheric gases (co-sponsored by BG)
    EGS-AGU-EUG Joint Assembly. Nice, France, 06 - 11 April 2003
    Copernicus Online Service + Information System
    http://www.cosis.net/members/meetings/sessions/acc epted_contributions.php?p_id=38&s_id=779

    Vulnerability Assessment of the North East Atlantic Shelf Marine Ecoregion to Climate Change
    West Coast Energy Limited. Trevor Baker, Project Manager August 2005
    World Wildlife Fund (WWF)

    Monitoring the Earth from Space with SeaWiFS
    http://oceancolor.gsfc.nasa.gov/SeaWiFS/TEACHERS/s anctuary_7.html

    Decline in Oceans' Phytoplankton Alarms Scientists
    David Perlman - SF Chronicle 6oct03
    http://www.mindfully.org/Water/2003/Phytoplankton- Decline-Ocean6oct03.htm

    Ocean primary production and climate: Global decadal changes
    Watson W. Gregg, Laboratory for Hydrospheric Processes, NASA/Goddard Space Flight Center, USA

  111. Funny by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    I heard on the radio just this morning about this story that scientists do NOT believe this is the effect of Global Warming. But hey, it sure get's those believers stirred up, so who cares about intellectual honesty! This is global science, not objectivity.

  112. This is nothing new by dafz1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For those who read the article, notice that we had just come out of a mini-ice age. Most say it lasted from the mid-1300s to about 1850.

    Here's the question: what caused it(it being the forementioned oceanic conveyor), and what caused it to stop(in less than a decade)? The problem is, everyone has a theory and very few agree. Some say it was increased volcanic activity caused it, some say increased salinity of the water, some just don't know.

    Those in the volcanic camp say the reason it stopped is the greatly reduced amount of volcanic activity. Here's an example of how volcanoes affect GLOBAL climate. In 1815, the Tambora volcano in Indonesia erupted. It was 100 times the magnitude of Mt. St. Helen's in 1980. The amount of ash and sulfur ejected into the atmosphere lowered global temperatures up to 3 degrees C, and caused the "Year without a Summer" in New England(where crops froze during all of the summer months, and there was 6+ inches of snow in June).

    This mini-ice age led to numerous important historical events. The French, which in the 1700s, subsisted on cereal grains(wheat, barley, etc). However, in the years prior to 1789, the harvests were meager, due to the colder temperatures. Having no food, and not wanting to learn how to grow potatoes like Germany and Spain did, they decided to riot and steal whatever stores of grains they could find. This lead to the French Revolution. Still in French history, 1812 Napolean has marched his troops into Moscow. However, supply lines being incredibly weak, the cold, harsh Russian winter beats Napolean. Of the 600,000 troops he takes into Russia, less than 4,000 make it out, and less than 1,500 make it back to France. To Irish history, the Irish, unlike the French, learned to grow potatoes. To the Irish, the potato became their staple food, however, they only grew one low maintenance variety called "Lumpers". When the blight came, it was easy for it to propagate, as there only one variety to kill off. Had their been multiple species, the famine wouldn't have been so widespread. So, millions of Irish died due to starvation, and disease.

    So, while some of you sit there saying, bring on the snow...remember, all of our civilizations have existed based on expectations. We expect farmers to be able to raise grains, vegetables, meat, cheese-producing animals, etc to feed the rest of us. However, how would we survive if global climates change and once fertile fields dry up(think U.S. Dust Bowls of the 1930s)? We could have world wide food shortages. Imagine if the rice producing areas of China dried up? Then the Chinese would go looking for land/food. The lion would be out of the cage.

  113. whining european environmentalists by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Virtually every paper about the atmosphere or environment in the premiere British science journal Nature says their results supports global warming and it will have dire consequences, when in fact that is a long stretch for these papers data. I genrally agree these studies are important, but the politically-correct editorializng has no place in most of these papers.

  114. only five years of data from five sensors by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Although its an interesting result, it is hard to tell from the very short data history in this paper whether this is a natural fluctuation or serious trend. There are several couple decade long cycles in the Atlantic that come and go and this could be one of them. One of themost important cycles is the salinity level about 40 years long as correlated with hurricane activity. Unfortunately for the USA its in its at its peak for the next ten years.

  115. Previously Happened by 4of12 · · Score: 1

    Not long ago I saw a show theorizing that the collapse of Mayan civilization around 820 CE was the result of a severe drought (the scientists in question were examining fossil remains of tiny lakebed creatures that get laid down annually like tree rings) correlated with the loss of this Atlantic conveyor of the Gulf Stream. IIRC, there were periods of severe winters in Scandinavia, but the recorded severe winters in Europe with sometime in the 1400's. Not sure if the historical records of severe European winters went back to the 800s.

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  116. How long... by Liam+Slider · · Score: 0, Troll

    Until someone blames George W. Bush for this? Come on, you know it's going to happen sooner or later. I mean, there were certain leaders of certain countries that will remain nameless that blamed him for Hurricane Katrina existing... So I can't see how this won't be blamed on him somehow too...

  117. Whoaa...hold on... Europe is reneging on Kyoto by HighOrbit · · Score: 1

    Before you spew vitriol at Bush and America perhaps you would like to know that American greenhouse gas emissions had gone down by 0.8 percent under Bush"

    Although some European countries have managed to reduce their emmissions, most have *not* met their targets and only the UK has exceeded its targeted cuts. In fact, "Eleven have reported increases since 1990, with huge rises seen in Spain (41.7 pct), Portugal (36.7 pct), Greece (25.8 pct), Ireland (25.6 pct), Finland (21.5 pct) and Austria (16.5 pct)" as reported at Forbes

    So perhaps you should try talking to your European brothers living in glass houses in Spain and Ireland before you start casting rocks at the US. Making promises in a treaty is nice, but not keeping them yourself and then critizing those who never made the promise in the first place is hypocrisy of the worst sort.

  118. the day after tomorrow by vulcanrob · · Score: 1

    This story shows that someone did watch the movie "The day after tomorrow".

    1. Re:the day after tomorrow by GadoBone · · Score: 1

      That's the exact same thought that I had. Although I still refuse to admit that I paid money to see that movie.

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  119. What's the big deal? by clcobra · · Score: 1

    What's the big deal? It happens before and it will happen again, every 700 years we have mini ice age.

  120. Extinction Events... by Gadgetfreak · · Score: 1

    Oddly, I happened to have read the Wikipedia article on Extinction Events recently, and was intrigued. I see myself as fairly well educated, engineering degree and all that, and always curious about science. However, I'd always assumed that extinction events were the result of drastic sudden changes, or catastrophic events, such as meteors and the like.

    But not only is that not necessarily the case, extinction events are apparently much more common than I'd ever imagined. It put a different perspective on things, and I think most people are completely unawares that extinctions aren't the end of the world, or Earthly Life... only the end of certain types of it. There's a long history of it happening without human existence, so why is it that we think it shouldn't happen when we're alive?

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  121. Canada OK. Europe screwed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Canada? Huh? I live smack in the middle of the continent. Almost nothing the currents in the Atlantic do will change my climate. There is a reason why it is called Continential Climate. It is cold in winter and hot in summer. Global warming will make it warmer.

    East coast of Canada? Like Newfoundland? Well, right now they get the cold currents from Arctic right by there. Their climate will not change too much unless the temp will go up. As for Nova Scotia (little south), well, their climate might cool very slightly.

    For the west coast, well, not sure. They have a rain forest there - a microclimate. Not sure how balanced that is, but it depends on ocean currents and the mountains (the latter will not change).

    So Canada should be ok.

    As for Europe, well, England gets as much heat from the Sun as they do from the North Atlantic current. Their winter temps are around 0C whereas Newfoundland (same laditude in Canada) is around -20C. When the North Atlantic current shuts down, England's temps will most likely drop to that of Newfoundland. Same for other northern parts of Europe.

    So Europe will become more like Canada. Cold in the winter. Hot in the summer.

  122. Cool by GmAz · · Score: 0
    I auctually just watched a 2 hour show on The History Channel the other day about the Mini Ice Age that happened between the 1200-1800 time period. It was rather interesting. However, they could not explain the reason for the Mini Ice Age. Only speculate. Now, during that time period, how could a world with a dramatically smaller population during the pre-industrial revolution product enough polution in the air to cause global warming. It was a very good show, but if we are to go into another Mini Ice Age, I don't think we will be as devastated as the world was several centuries ago. Modern technology will prevail. We have cars with heaters, insulation for our houses. Just the fact that we have better/faster transportation is a huge thing. Traveling one mile takes a minute or less in a car instead of a half an hour on foot.

    Thats my 2

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  123. also stronger hurricanes? by raygunz · · Score: 1

    If the Gulf Stream is slowing, bringing less warm water to the North Atlantic, wouldn't it also be bringing less cold water back down to the equator? And not carrying warm water away as fast? In which case we get warmer equatorial seas, and stronger hurricanes. Hmmm...

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  124. Oh for goodness sake. by Lewis+Daggart · · Score: 1

    Yes, environment is important so don't shoot me. But seriously. First it was El-Nino, then La Nina (or however that stuffs spelled). Bad snow, bad heat, hurricanes, no hurricanes, hurricanes again. We already have a word for this. I like to call it weather.

  125. holy misinformation batman! by Run4yourlives · · Score: 1

    1. Kyoto doesn't apply to non-industrialized nations, therfore their "economic development needs" are not affected.

    2. It's already been pointed out that simple volcanic erruptions, localized to a single area can have a lasting effect on the world's climate. To suggest that effects of the world's sustained economic production do not (as is the Bush Administration's posistion) is simply ludicrous.

    1. Re:holy misinformation batman! by amightywind · · Score: 1

      2. It's already been pointed out that simple volcanic erruptions, localized to a single area can have a lasting effect on the world's climate. To suggest that effects of the world's sustained economic production do not (as is the Bush Administration's posistion) is simply ludicrous.

      That is not what I think at all. Gaseous emissions of all sorts effect climate, man made CO2 emissions among them. My point is that even if you remove far more CO2 emissions than are practical your actions will have no predictable or decernable affect. What are we buying for the vast $100G's it will cost? Kyoto proponents make no attempt to answer that question. They make hyperbolic claims and demand that the world to commit economic haricari, "together". That is ludicous. Futhermore, to exclude China, India and other economies when they are enormous and growing CO2 emitters is illogical. What is the purpose of Kyoto if not to stablize CO2 emissions? This gratuity negates that possibility. God bless President Bush.

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  126. MOD PARENT UP by Rufus88 · · Score: 1

    You beat me to the punch. Thanks for posting.

  127. Hair on fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Won't that contribute to more global warming? Of course, it might help to keep the glaciers at bay for a couple of minutes.

  128. the obvious question is . . . by SlothB77 · · Score: 1

    . . . why would global warming lead to ice ages? And wouldn't the ice ages solve the global warming problem i.e. stop the warming? and if we can warm the planet, then wouldn't we be able to warm ourselves out of the ice age?

  129. Re:Stranger than Fiction by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0

    Moderation -2
        100% Redundant

    Redundant to what? Some other post not available when I replied? Certainly not anything in the summary to which I replied. And where is another post making my point, that the existence of a movie about catastrophic climate change doesn't contradict the reality of that catastrophe?

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  130. Re:Why the gulf stream goes North - Salinity Gradi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > the Younger Dryas cold episode, which chilled the North Atlantic region from 11,000 to 10,000 yr BP.

    Yeah, I know this answer got written at ... glacial ... speed , but still:

    during "the episode" there was about 1,5 to 2 MILES of ice over Scandinavia. If that happens again, clearing up the snow and ice from my driveway would be "a chore".

    Now I'm going to chil- no, wait- to cool dow... darn. :-)

  131. It's always either too soon, or too late, by sean.geek.nz · · Score: 1

    Either:

    We don't really have a crisis yet, now do we, let's be sensible here, you're doing too much modelling on not enough data, let's gather more evidence implementing those measures have real economic costs.

    OR

    It's too late now, such small baby steps that take decades to take affects cannot save us, we're all doomed.

    Most posters on Slashdot threads have moved from "too early" to "too late" on global warming in the last year. Sigh.

    1. Re:It's always either too soon, or too late, by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that we shouldn't be implementing steps. My argument is twofold:

      1. The People In Charge (tm) are assholes who are pursuing their own selfish self-interest, and they have neither the will nor the incentive to do anything to change the situation. From their point of view, poisoning the environment and screwing up the climate are profitable endeavours.

      2. Since things have already gone pretty far, I think it's pretty unlikely that anything that CAN be done about it will have much of an effect. So we're at the "Ok, so let's see what happens" stage.

      I am not a nihilist. I am not even a pessimist. I am a realist. And I'm not following along some Slashdot bandwagon; this is my own, personal opinion formed while reading the news and ruthlessly mocking the People In Charge.

      Hey, what do you want me to say? That everything's ok? That the aliens are going to come and take us off to the stripper planet for hundreds of years of sexy frolicking?

      What are you looking for here on Slashdot?

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  132. Less consumption necessary in EU by rrgg · · Score: 1

    Minor point on energy consumption-- I think a lot of Europeans don't realize the high and low temperatures experienced in the US. For the most populated areas, EU climate is mild and therefore heating/cooling requires less energy. Side comment-- I was reading a totally unrelated article in Outside magazine about sailing near Alaska. They described shipping lanes that existed through the arctic 150 years and made a point to mention that no ice crushing shipping were around then. The climate was warm enough that ships could pass. That's not true today, yet when we hear that arctic ice may be disappearing it's seen as a global calamity. Really? I have to wonder if that's really the case. Was there man-made global warming back then?

  133. This is why we hate you leftists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    • You don't give a shit about the economy at all. You think that you can do whatever inspired tinkering you like with zero impact. You're wrong.
    • Raping the rich is a great idea to assholes like you. You don't even realize that it is exactly that behavior that results in impoverished countries. Destroy the existing economic order and there is NO order at all, and everyone starves. But hey - finding that out for yourself would be too hard. Maybe too difficult to comprehend for your small Marxist brains.
    • You are concerned about bullshit, such as climatic effects, that do not impact our own life span and are therefore utterly meaningless to people today. We'll live and die long before these issues have any significance. I am not starving to fulfill your dreams.
    • You ignore the natural cycle of things which cannot be interrupted except via bloodshed. Humanity consumes until items become scarce, then switches to a new resource. The only way to interrupt this is to kill people.
    • A lot of you subhuman leftists believe that we should kill off a significant percentage of the population. Most are smart enough not to advertise those leanings. I've heard a 250 million figure bandied about as a good number for the world population. I'm sure the 5.75 billion that you are going to kill off to realize your dreams would love to know about it.


    I am not going to eat gruel for your idea of what might improve the planet. The fact that I think you and your ilk are full of crap about humanity's impact on the environment is immaterial. Bottom line, people fought and died many times over in this country for the freedom to live as they would, based on capitalist principles and liberty. I would rather shoot you and those that think like you, to be honest, than live in your eco-friendly misery, and when the time comes we may well have to.


    I personally think, however, that most of you idiots will grow out of your stupidity and realize it for what it was later. It's only the really dumbass ones that preserve their Marxism into middle age. Only the young and/or very naive worry very much about the national debt or global warming. Listening to you idiots gets tiresome, though.


  134. Re:Global Warming! Climate Engines. by newpath4comVersion2 · · Score: 0
  135. Re:Global Warming! Climate Answers. by newpath4comVersion2 · · Score: 0

    Good post, Thwacks. I'm glad you're prepared. I have a few answers for you, & scientists all across Europe & America are looking at my pages right now: http://www.newpath4.com/WorldwideClimateEngineMsg. htm .

  136. Precautionary principle is hand-wringing bullshit by ccmay · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    I'd sure rather prepare in an alarmist mentality and be chagrined to find out that I was blowing things out of proportion than vice-versa.

    There's a name for what you are saying-- the "Precautionary Principle." It's complete and utter bullshit. Our ancestors would laugh themselves sick at such a pitiful, pantywaist outlook on life. If they had lived their lives this way, we would have never tamed fire, much less discovered vaccination or flown into space.

    People, if you buy into the Precautionary Principle, you are unworthy to be a member of the human species. Go jump off a bridge, before the chaotic turbulence of one of your farts causes a hurricane and kills ten thousand people. You never know! It just might! Better to stop farting forever than take the chance!

    -ccm

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  137. preserving the family Joules by phossie · · Score: 1

    look at it as doing as much as you can by expending as few Joules as possible, and getting those Joules from some sort of renewable source where possible

    Right on... and don't forget to think about the energy it takes to produce the products and situations you make decisions about. Yes, you can buy an "energy efficient" refrigerator, but don't forget about the manufacturing and distribution costs (in energy, which is not adequately reflected in price).

    Best place I ever lived had a refrigerator made out of a cooler. Filtered gravity-feed water line (from nearby stream) comes in through a hole, does a few circuits in copper pipe, goes back out. Wipe it down once a week (five minutes) for the condensation and no problems... and no need for supplemental energy input.

    What we need is more people thinking every day.

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  138. Re:Precautionary principle is hand-wringing bullsh by electroniceric · · Score: 1

    Note to Clint Slashbotwood - we're not cavemen! Yes, a classic Slashbot tough guy - doesn't like that we have to take the precaution of testing medicines before he takes them, or cars before he drives. Our ancestors would have been pretty goddamn psyched if they could be sure that what they ate wasn't gonna give them tuberculosis, even if that did make them "pantywaists".

    Let's just deploy this untested application as it is, cause neither we nor our users would want to be accused of being pantywaists. You're brilliant, dude. Remind me to hire you to manage FEMA.

  139. Repost due to error in formatting: by rrgg · · Score: 1

    Look. I've been waiting for one simple response from you. Name the country that is not putting oil into the supply line, the country that the west can invade to "secure exclusive access" and bring down oil prices. You haven't. I don't know why since that's the crux of your stated argument.

    You also seem to ignore the fact that the resulting political instability would inflate oil prices regardless of supply.

    I also didn't say I had proven something. I wrote, "I already demonstrated that there is no oil being kept out of the supply line." Since you apparently think that's untrue, please provide your counterexamples. The logical burden is on you since you're asserting a positive.

    >There
    >are large amounts of oil that haven't
    >been tapped yet.

    I don't see how that supports your claim about invasions.

    That quote is also not at odds with anything I've said. IN FACT, *I* am the one who wrote, "The best argument you can make is that increas[ing] prices will motivate oil companies to find new sources of oil which will increase daily world supply thus keeping prices down."

    1. Re:Repost due to error in formatting: by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Am I upsetting you? You seem to have forgotten how to post to Slashdot. Two identical responses, one of which you screwed up the formatting on... My, my my. I don't know whether to be flattered or dismayed.

      Anyway, you silly, somewhat dim man, you are trying to change my argument to make it easier for you to respond to my points. And that is naughty, naughty, naughty! Bad slashdotter. No biscuits! Oh, sure, wag your tail now, that isn't going to work. Your doggie bag's going in the fridge.

      For example, you try to bend my argument around to say that I am trying to say that there is currently a country which can be invaded to increase supply. This indicates that you are somewhat on the slow side, because MY point is that IN THE FUTURE, if as you think world competition drives up prices, Western countries will conquer one or another smaller country to secure an oil supply. See how that works? You are a doofus with poor reading comprehension and cannot work out simple arguments; therefore I am going to mail you a hockey helmet. You're special, and you deserve it!

      But alas, I tire of you. You just aren't funny enough. Run along, and find a nice neighborhood bar to blather in. Be sure to listen to some Rush Limbaugh first, you need better material.

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  140. Thanks for clearning that up! (Final Word) by rrgg · · Score: 1

    Thanks for clearing that up! Just go ahead and keep adding layers to your scenario to the point that it's so hypothetical, I can't imagine why you brought it up. Now there has to be some kind of hypothetical climate change event, either a much hotter planet, or a mini ice age, or increasing sea levels, or no increase in sea level, or just people freaking out about what might happen, plus there will be an oil shortage, and countries withholding oil from the US whereupon those countries will be invaded, oil seized, and somehow brought back to the US. Whew!!!

    On second thought, I should never have you taken your claims seriously in the first place. Your cynical first posting enumerates conflicting theories about the future, and all of these predictions are simultaneously supported by your one premise? WOW THAT'S AMAZING! If bet on every horse, you're bound to win, eh?

    It's hilarious you think *my* comments are the ones that are "unsupported, silly theories" and a "naive" "scenario [which] isn't going to work out." You're really at odds with yourself. I try to challenge very specific points, and you totally avoid them, taking an ad hominem approach instead. Then the funniest thing is that you scold me for being pedantic in a debate, when you're completely obtuse. Good luck with that.

    1. Re:Thanks for clearning that up! (Final Word) by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      I hate to belabor the obvious, but you have been trolled.

      I don't troll often, but when I do... Whew! Damn, I'm good.

      And, I gave you so many chances to see it!

      This has been delicious. We must do this again sometime.

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    2. Re:Thanks for clearning that up! (Final Word) by rrgg · · Score: 1

      Uh-huh. Nice excuse.

    3. Re:Thanks for clearning that up! (Final Word) by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Excuse for what, pray tell? My scenario is STILL much more likely than your sad little hippie-dream.

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  141. Re:Precautionary principle is hand-wringing bullsh by ccmay · · Score: 1
    You completely misunderstand me. I am all for appropriate testing and regulation. The key word is appropriate.

    It's the precautionary principle crowd who are the extremists, not me. The advance of civilization depends on trading off one set of risks and benefits against another.

    The PP nuts reject all trade-offs and demand that all societal progress come to a complete halt until perfect safety and stability can be assured. This is madness, the ideology of the graveyard. But it is music to the ears of government bureaucrats and environmental hysterics.

    -ccm

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  142. And another thing, Mr. "Final Word" (times N) by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

    1. Yep, you were still trolled. The fact that I've been right all along has just made the troll much more delicious for me.

    2. Your pet scenario is still stupid and trite, and totally unrealistic for all the reasons I've been going over again (and again, and again -- boy, you're thick).

    3. I can keep going forever, like the energizer bunny of passive aggression, trolling you endlessly. I'm amused. Are you amused?

    Tag, you're it, my little trout sniffer!

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    Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
    1. Re:And another thing, Mr. "Final Word" (times N) by rrgg · · Score: 1

      You don't seem to even know what troll means. I can't believe you suck at that too.

    2. Re:And another thing, Mr. "Final Word" (times N) by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      I know what troll means; but you're so pliable, so cooperative, I don't even have to keep up any pretense. I TELL you I've stopped arguing and started trolling and yet you STILL keep replying. I TELL you I'm mocking you openly and yet you STILL REPLY.

      At this point I'm just fascinated and want to see how long we can keep this up. Will it go on for another week? Two? Who can say?

      As much as I believe you're an idiot, I'm enjoying this so I can't really hold it against you. And, anyway, who cares? It takes all kinds to make a world. Smart people, dumb people... We all fit in.

      I'd insult you again, but I am currently, sadly, completely out of funny barbs. I'm hoping to get a shipment tomorrow (they were on sale at Amazon.com). We'll see what happens.

      Hey! What's with the one liners? Don't I blow your skirt up anymore?

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  143. Like a puppy dog following me home by rrgg · · Score: 1

    Are you in love with me?

    1. Re:Like a puppy dog following me home by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Why? Are you hinting you're available?

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    2. Re:Like a puppy dog following me home by rrgg · · Score: 1

      I know how lonely you are this time of year.

    3. Re:Like a puppy dog following me home by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Ah, the king of unsupported conclusions speaks again! I suppose you're basing THIS amazing discovery on the same amount of knowledge as your last several. How delightful! You make me feel as though my information-gathering techniques are worthy of a Ph.D paper.

      But, unfortunately for you, you missed the boat here. This is the time of year in which my entire family gets together. I'm surrounded by people who love me (and want to cook delicious things for me). So that's cool.

      Actually I kind of figured YOU would be the lonely one. So far I've been envisioning you as a pudgy 24 year old with pale white skin, triple-thick glasses and a bowl cut, sequestered in a basement room in your parents' house, eating pork rinds and drinking Code Red while you type at me with stubby fingers and rant aloud.

      Of course, you MIGHT be a woman, in which case I have a much more flattering image of you. We won't discuss THOSE mental wanderings... They're a bit too unsavory for this forum, and you might lose your "puppy dog" image of me, which would be unfortunate. Let's just say that any woman who is willing to trade insults and mockery back and forth this way is A-OK in my book.

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  144. don't make up stories by rrgg · · Score: 1

    You only think they love you.

  145. Ah! The lovelorn sharpens his knives! by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

    Looks like you're the pudgy bowl cut with triple thick glasses and stubby fingers. Look, Eugene, it's not MY fault your parents don't love you and nobody wants to cook you delicious foods. Hell, I feel for ya, buddy! If I thought you knew how to eat with silverware, I'd even invite you over for something tasty. Sadly, I think you're culturally limited to finger foods, and my delightful family doesn't keep cheetos in stock.

    Don't worry. Perhaps you'll be spending the holidays alone, trapped in your basement hovel, banging on keyboards desperately trying to "score", but there are worse fates. Why, you could be a bitter slashdotter, pathetically trying to insult the family life of someone who turned out to be much smarter than you... Oh, wait...

    Well, still, there's no need to kill yourself. I'm sure a vasectomy would benefit society equally, and you ARE providing a service in a way. You ARE extremely amusing, after all.

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  146. Re: I thought you quit the pork rinds by rrgg · · Score: 1

    Are you so upset because I've right about everything from the start?

  147. Re: I thought you quit the pork rinds by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

    But, my dear cheeto-fingered competitor! I am NOT angry with you!

    In fact, much to the contrary, I'm finding you terrifically amusing! But I do wish you would quit with the one-liners. It feels as though you're not even TRYING. They're so dull. And you're even screwing up your grammar. It seems like you're missing a "been" there somewhere.

    Tsk, tsk. You're just not up to snuff, my fellow slashdotter!

    But perhaps I can motivate you with a poem!

    There once was a slashdotter named rrgg,
    whose bladder was tied to his speech,
    he'd whip up a rant,
    and once it was sent,
    in his pants the poor devil would pee!

    Isn't that cute??? Now you try. It'll be more interesting than those stale one-liners.

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    Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
  148. Re: I thought you quit the pork rinds by rrgg · · Score: 1

    Congrats! You've provided an incredibly efficient yield for several days now. With just a few words from me, you'd repeatedly respond with an upsetting page or more. What a beautiful harvest it's been. You have been trolled. Touché.

  149. Re: I thought you quit the pork rinds by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

    Ah, but it was a mututal troll! So I guess we're going to have a baby troll soon? When are you expecting?

    By the way, what exactly did you find upsetting about my posts? I thought they were rather charming...

    You DO know that these public forums are pure BS, don't you? And "not to be taken seriously"?

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  150. ON second thought... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

    My dear rrgg, you just aren't putting anything into this relationship. I do believe I shall have to leave you, and seek satisfaction elsewhere. Although I will miss you, and will think of you fondly, I must bid you "adieu".

    Farewell!

    (Weeping quietly, folds a parasol and boards a steamship).

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    Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!