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Australian Senator Wants to Censor the Net

Paul writes "An Australian Senator wants Australians' internet connections to be automatically filtered by ISPs. Anyone who wants to view pornography or 'other adult material' (details not specified) must apply to their ISP to be given access to it. Another step towards becoming a nanny state."

588 comments

  1. WTF! by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anyone who's desparate to surf pr0n will find a way around it.

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    1. Re:WTF! by moro_666 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd love to see how they manage to filter all the content on year 2005/2006, they have to add a massive park of machines for it. And even then they will be unable to do anything about encrypted connections around the internet.

        I can't imagine any possible way to do it. Unless they link all the lambs in australia into one massive quantum supermachine ...

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    2. Re:WTF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pr0n is teh suck!!

    3. Re:WTF! by Jessta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The main problem is that this is generally about preventing underage kids from accessing porn. The thing is that if kids are intent on acessing porn then this isn't going to stop them. If kids are just accidently coming in to contact with porn then a lot of the time it would be through spam email. Lets see them try to filter a ssl connection to hotmail.

      Some people don't understand the technology, but think they are qualified to make decisions about laws governing that technology. Some People are idiots.

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    4. Re:WTF! by abdulwahid · · Score: 2, Informative

      Anyone who's desparate to surf pr0n will find a way around it.

      I think you are missing the point. They are not trying to stop people in general from seeing porn. In fact, it says in the article that it is people's right to register for open access but the default will be restricted access. The point is about children unknowingly wondering into pornographic areas. For many parents, with myself included, this is a concern.

      If a kid is intelligent enough to work away around the controls and bypassing them, which of course probably isn't difficult, then perhaps he is older enough to deal with what he finds. My 9 year old daughter though uses the Internet and I am happy for anything that will prevent her from walking into pornographic content by accident.

      This would be inline with other content providers like television where there has to be some control over access to pornoghapic content.

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    5. Re:WTF! by Ravadill · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps if you're really concerned with what your 9yo see's online, you should actually surf the net with them. Anyone that young really needs direct supervision while online and your parenting shouldn't be left upto the goverment.

    6. Re:WTF! by nx · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While I agree that children stumbling upon pornography is a concern, this is NOT a good solution. For instance, why is it an opt-out solution, instead of an opt-in solution? Or why not let the market deal with it: sooner or later, there will be a demand for this service. At that point, any ISP can take it up, and those who want their Internet censored can simply use that ISP.

      Those with a conspiratorial mind may see other uses for this. It's a first step towards general content control. Even though this almost certainly is not the intent, there will always be people who feel that such a great tool can always be used for many more things. Next step might perhaps be blocking (without the opt-out, of course) child pornography. That's not likely to garner much opposition. After that they'll go for snuff, or prostitution. After awhile they'll start finding things that aren't really illegal, just morally reprehensible (to most people). Pretty soon, censoring yet another thing won't be such a big deal.

      There are times when censorship might seem like a good idea. However, anything that might lead to a less free society is not a good solution. It might sound callous, but I'd rather have a few children messed up by seeing pornography accidentally (if that really is such a trauma) than live with a perpetual censoring filter, just waiting to be abused. Parents, find another way to protect your kids, please.

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    7. Re:WTF! by jacksonj04 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not the ISP's job to monitor your child's internet access. It's yours.

      Install Net Nanny or something like that, or as an even more outstanding idea just watch what your kids are doing.

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    8. Re:WTF! by reub2000 · · Score: 1

      "And even then they will be unable to do anything about encrypted connections around the internet"

      Easy, lock down the client computer and take away the ssh client. Ditto for any other encryption client.

    9. Re:WTF! by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 1

      Arrghhhh- I don't even know if that is the issue. What if, for the sake of argument, we agree that looking at porn is "harmful." What next? Do we need permission to read sites about drugs? Alcohol? Modifying you r car to make it faster- couldn't that get you hurt? No more speed sites....
      Maybe my opinion as an American isn't relevant, but for what it is worth, my understanding is that Australians are very reasonable. I would like to know more about the politician proposing it- is this a case of one of these weirdo politicians putting forth a law that has zero chance of passing, or is he somewhat mainstream?

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    10. Re:WTF! by Fred_A · · Score: 4, Funny

      This politician is apparently terrified that the new generation won't grow up to be as horrified as he is when seing a naked body.

      Apparently he wants the australian population to die out because people will be to scandalised by the very idea of having sex.

      (damn I think I uncovered his master plan)

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    11. Re:WTF! by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah right, when I was a kid I quite remember what my pre-puberty reaction to porn was. "Oh porn, boring, pass the comic books"

      Of course this is in France where you can buy porn in any newsstand (and even see the covers!) and see actual boobies on prime time tv.

      What a bunch of perverts we are.

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    12. Re:WTF! by elgaard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >This would be inline with other content providers like television where there has to be some control over access to
      >pornoghapic content.

      There does not _have_ to be control. Some countries have more or less censorship af television.

      I am more worried about children getting exposed to Scientology and coke-snorting fashion models with eating disorders.

      Can I get a filter so that you have to sign up for Scientology, Fashion etc to access it on the internet.

    13. Re:WTF! by sqlrob · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ditto for any other encryption client.
      Like web browsers that support https?

    14. Re:WTF! by lendude · · Score: 2, Insightful
      2 questions:

      1. Do you have 'net access at home?; and

      2. If you do, have you installed a filter?

      If 'No' to 1, or 'Yes' to both, what's your problem? If 'Yes' to 1 and 'No' to 2 how about you pull your finger out and take charge of your own situation rather than expect the Government to mandate a default solution of restricted access to any user in Australia: I don't want to jump through hoops to access information I deem fit to just because you can't be fucked implementing a solution for your own specific situation.

      With the current political climate in this country (Australia) shadowing neo-conservativism elsewhere, you can be damn sure pron won't be the only item of censure and restriction on the agenda.

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    15. Re:WTF! by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Kids were accessing porn way before the internet came along. Whether it was stealing magazines from their parents bedside drawer, or renting foreign films from the local corner shop, kids have had access to porn. There's also 12 year olds having sex, so naturally they are seeing naked people. Shutting it out from the internet isn't going to have any effect on whether or not kids actually get to see "porn".

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    16. Re:WTF! by GBWorld · · Score: 1

      Whether people can find it or not is not the key issue. It is whether or not ISPs should have a list of people who have decided to surf pr0n. The government then has a kiddie pr0n problem and asks for the list. Accidental link and you are potentially an example.

      My personal feeling? So what. Unlikely to affect me. But the possible implication is "guilty until proven innocent", which goes against my grain. Much like police asking to search your car when you have a broken tail light and asking what you have to hide when you refuse. "No, officer, me refusing to have you rumage through my property without probable cause is not, in itself, probable cause. Next!"

      Adult sites are like a cancer and have spread. Many use techniques to aim for teens and children. And, the government, in this case, is instituting a knee jerk reaction to the problem. Not wise!

    17. Re:WTF! by jank1887 · · Score: 1
      Bad analogy.

      If we accept that looking at/being exposed to/whatever "explicit content" is harmful, it is the act of exposure, not later actions taken with the information, that is harmful. Car sites would be fine, unless you're reading another article about Jay Leno's fleet of autos, which could cause you brain damage, and should be banned.

    18. Re:WTF! by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      Some people don't understand the technology, but think they are qualified to make decisions about laws governing that technology. Some People are idiots.

      Unfortunately, it appears that here in Australia, we have a disproportionately large number of idiots in our putatively elected government.

      It's not my fault, so don't blame me. :-)

    19. Re:WTF! by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, it appears that here in Australia, we have a disproportionately large number of idiots in our putatively elected government.

      Never attribute to incompetence that which can be adequately explained by malice. Australian politicians are simply trying to censor Internet for the purpose of suppressing their political opponents, and doing it in the name of the children. It's pure black nasty evil, that's what it is. But what else can you expect when you give a penal colony self-governance ?

      Oh dear, I better put on my asbesto underwear ;)...

      Not that I should really speak, since the Finnish police did the exact same thing; only here it's not all porn but just child porn. ISPs get a list of addresses to be blocked from the police, all in the name of protecting children of course. Now lets see how long it takes until Teosto (Finnish equivalent to RIAA, MPAA and the rest of the Forces of Digital Darkness) manages to slip some addresses in... Or our glorious leaders, for that matter.

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    20. Re:WTF! by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      Of course this is in France where you can buy porn in any newsstand (and even see the covers!) and see actual boobies on prime time tv.

      Indeed: when I arrived in Australia as a migrant in 1987, I very quickly came to the conclusion that people here are in general very prudish about nudity by comparison with accepted norms in France, or even the UK for that matter.

      All it means is that Australians are not necessarily perverts; prigs would be a better word.

    21. Re:WTF! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      I tried using the web at a school where my mother worked a few years ago. There was some kind of filtering that used a set of rules to determine what sites were allowed to be viewed. One of these rules was that a the proportion of letters on a page which were 'x's had to be below a certain threshold. I found this to be somewhat infuriating, since I was looking for information on configuring XFree86 under Linux.

      Automatic filtering is a nice idea, but I have yet to see it work. White or black lists simply won't work due to the volume (and rate of change of volume) of material that should be on either list. Heuristics are never going to be 100% accurate.

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    22. Re:WTF! by tomjen · · Score: 1

      The same thing (ie blocking child porn) happend in Denmark, Sweeden and Norway. So far it is voluntary (for the telcos), but this may chance if they do not all block the sites.

      And the most idotic thing is that they use DNS poisning (ie if a site is blocked, the telcos DNS server is reporting a wrong IP), wich means that any pedophile can just use any other free DNS server on the net. Totally ineffective.

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    23. Re:WTF! by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      Never attribute to incompetence that which can be adequately explained by malice. Australian politicians are simply trying to censor Internet for the purpose of suppressing their political opponents, and doing it in the name of the children. It's pure black nasty evil, that's what it is. But what else can you expect when you give a penal colony self-governance ?

      I concur with the first four of those statements, but I was deliberately erring on the side of charity.

      As for the latter statement, I shall treat it with the disdain it deserves. Just to refresh your memory, though, the majority of states in Australia are pretty much untainted by the convict legacy, and our government's policies (such as they are) may be easily traced to their origin in the UK and latterly the USA, since our redoubtable Prime Minister and his toadies appear to have acquired a taste for lingual stimulation of rectal orifices of their counterparts from those nations.

    24. Re:WTF! by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

      how true! I can't do anything but agree 100%!

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    25. Re:WTF! by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Kids were accessing porn way before the internet came along. Whether it was stealing magazines

      When I was 14 I was doing some religion study homework (catholic highschool, it didn't stick) with a team, one of guys asked if we wanted to watch a bootleg porn tape, someone from the AV club had made him a copy. We said yes, off course.

      I could have done without the hardcore scripted shit, I just wanted to see nekkid wimmin, the money shots were weird and pointless.

      The lesson is: If you want to protect the children, STOP LUMPING HARDCORE PORN AND BOOBIES TOGETHER. And stop trying to stop 14 year olds from seeing boobies, it's doing much more harm than good.

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    26. Re:WTF! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Not really. There's been an enormous change since the 1960's.

      Some kids might have seen the same things then but most did not.
      Now most do and some do not.

      I imagine the change is even larger since the 1950's. When it was only available as printed material it was a lot harder to come by. I stumbled on my first about 16. HBO, Showtime, Skinimax were all invented after I was a teen so no stumbling on late night naught stuff.

      The mainstream really was pretty squeeky clean back then and isn't today.

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    27. Re:WTF! by Directrix1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, I'm sure they'll cut them off based on IP address. But seriously, I don't see why Austrailians really need the internet for porn. Australia's government seems to be the biggest pussy on Earth. And I thought America was too PC.

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    28. Re:WTF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what you always say.

    29. Re:WTF! by Naerymdan · · Score: 1

      Sine my teens, i am quite the pervert: can't live a day without p0rn surely. If i was deprived of all my p0rnographic materials (be it in print, video or internet) I guess i'd eventually just go real crazy from desire and do something stupid: - hire a prostitute and get aids - have sex with a female friend and scrap our friendship - even, why not some people ARE desperate, force myself on some poor girl? Not everyone is slavish to their pulsion as this but just apply this to pedophily: starve them of everything they crave, they'll turn to other means of satisfaction: getting a look at your kids in the bath through the window, hagning out at schools.... forcing themselves on kids... I don't know, it's like i always thought pedophily was bad on the sence of abusing kids, not in the sence of lusting after them? Just my 2 cents about that...

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    30. Re:WTF! by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      Once I got the message "Denied access to http://www.winehq.com/. Reason: In denied list (Drugs/Alcohol)".

      All this places the onus back on to the parents. Nothing automated, or even blacklists, will ever be adequate filtering.

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    31. Re:WTF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      parents get your own net for your kids and stop trying to take the internet from the rest of us. Like the world, the internet is for adults. After all, we made it and paid for it. Stop holding the rest of us hostage for the bad decisions you "parents" made in your past.

    32. Re:WTF! by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1

      Or why not let the market deal with it: sooner or later, there will be a demand for this service.

      There already is a market for products that do this. Yes, this is a basic question as to the role of govt. Parents can take responsibility for their own kids on this matter and install stuff that will work at least as good as what this person is proposing, but the real solution is to watch your kids. Just move the computer into the living room and monitor their activity as best possible.

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    33. Re:WTF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, I usually don't comment on forums, but when someone wants to fuck with my porn and the basic human right to see and hear whatever they want. Now that chafes my burqa!

      I just want to know how niave a person has to be to actually think that allowing one person (or one entity) the ability to decide what content is best or acceptable for viewing.

      Pardon me, but FUCK the children. I have worked for too many ISP's now and we have a common phrase inside of those organizations which we would love to be able to say to parents that actually think it is ANYONE else's responsibility except their own to determine what content comes into their homes.
      That message would be:
      Shut the fuck up and be a parent, have you ever considered sitting down with your children and actually paying attention to what it is that they are doing? The 20 - 30 minutes you spent on hold trying to get ahold of a technician to complain, and then the 20 minute incoherant verbal regurgitation you just spewed upon a person who not only doesn't have the ability to control your content, but could frankly give a shit less what you do with you connection, could have been spent sitting next to your child reinforcing to them the values you hold true. If asshats like you didn't clog up phone lines and support queue's the world would be a much better place.

      Besides, when did the world become "kid friendly" or "user friendly" for that matter anyway? Dennis Leary said it best when he said "life sucks, get a helmet".

      I remember the days of when I could go into a corner mom n pop type grocery store that was being ran by some old guy that probably farted dust and could communicate with the dinosaurs and be able to give them a "note from dad" to pick up a pack of cigarettes and a playboy that myself and several other kids would run into the woods and smoke and view.

      Some people may think that very idea is deplorable in its very nature, but I'll tell you what. With all your laws and restrictions, it is easier today for kids to gain access to these supposed evils then it ever was when I was a kid. No, I'm not some old bastard approaching retirement either, I just grew up in a very small rural town and am still under 30. Isn't it sad how the world has made a turn for the worse in the past few years simply because of a few that think they know better then you do what is acceptable to be viewed, said, created, or thought.

      I know, I know. It's preaching to the /. choir in stating the above, but goddammit...if I want to see some chick getting a Yugo driven up her ass by 4 midgets in clown suits while listening to the Star Spangled Banner on one end and see a bunch of manga obsessed japs (yeah, I said japs instead of japanese, wanna be offended by an abbreviation, fuck you and the horse you rode in on too) having a bukkake festival all over the bitches grill then by (insert favorite diety of choice) I should be able to do just that.

      For christ sakes, I think we should all ban together and tell opur respective governments that if they can filter titties we should be able to have bullshit advertisements or at least SpongeBob Squarepants filtered out of our internet access.

      If they respond that if we don't want to see spongebob to simply NOT LOOK AT IT...well they kinda just figured out the whole point to my misguided and purposefully offensive rant didn't they. /endrant

    34. Re:WTF! by spir0 · · Score: 1

      After awhile they'll start finding things that aren't really illegal, just morally reprehensible (to most people).

      wait a minute, are you saying porn is illegal?

      Parents, find another way to protect your kids, please.

      This is perhaps the one thing that no moral crusader *in the world* ever seems to understand. It's up to the parents. When the parents become negligent, *then* the government should step in. Not before. And this is a case by case basis, not across the population.

      The same thing is happening to video games, and has happened to comics, and happened to movies before that. Comics and movies are past it, and one day so will video games and porn -- but it shouldn't happen in the first place.

      People need to understand that adult entertainment is a legitimate industry that, if killed, will create more social and financial problems than those they solve. Think about it, if adults don't have access to porn so they can wank off in the peace of their own private space, they will probably go out and seek ways of getting off that are more harmful to others.

      Why punish an entire country's adult population for the perceived problems of a few parents not doing their job?

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    35. Re:WTF! by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Whether it was stealing magazines from their parents bedside drawer, or renting foreign films from the local corner shop, kids have had access to porn. There's also 12 year olds having sex, so naturally they are seeing naked people

      Oh, but you know why 12 year olds are having sex when 12 year olds in past ages weren't, right? It's because this porn totally sexualizes them, makes them think sexual thoughts when otherwise they might still be watching Barney. Yeah, I know, sounds like BS to me too, but that's the argument they make..

    36. Re:WTF! by Unordained · · Score: 1

      Think about it, if adults don't have access to porn so they can wank off in the peace of their own private space, they will probably go out and seek ways of getting off that are more harmful to others.

      Thankfully, prostitution (a sort of middle-ground that isn't per se harmful) is still widely available legally.

      Oh wait.

    37. Re:WTF! by spir0 · · Score: 1

      Thankfully, prostitution (a sort of middle-ground that isn't per se harmful) is still widely available legally.
      Oh wait.


      prostitution is legal here in new zealand.

      but the advantage of the internet is you don't have to pay for it :)

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    38. Re:WTF! by lump · · Score: 1

      It should be "insert deity of choice", or perhaps "insert favourite deity".

      "insert favourite deity of choice" is redundant.

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    39. Re:WTF! by Bobsledboy · · Score: 1

      My theory is that it's due to the high proportion of Australians that come from a British background. (Disclaimer: I'm Australian)

    40. Re:WTF! by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      There ia an effective way of doing. Filtering the whole internet is of course about as stupid as you can get, pretty well typical for a right wing politition out seeking politcal points rather than anything meaningfull.

      The easy method is not to filter out IPs but to go with the alternate and only provide access to a defined set of IP address that have been deemed acceptable for children of various ages. This could then be turned off and on as appropriate by arrangement between the parent and the isp and at public access points left running as appropriate for the location.

      I mean what about those mobile phones parents are giving children. They completely ignore the radiations risk (I guess polititions are loathe to interfere with the profits of the major corporations) but what about all the deviants that can directly contact the child at all hours of the day and night and eek terrorist death threats to children on mobiles.

      Why should other Australians, pay the cost and inconvenience of lazy adults who fail to supervise their children properly. Filtering out IPs will end up causing huge problems with many different kinds of digital data going to and coming from the same IP address. Wrong address will inevitable be blocked (sometimes accidentally, sometimes on purpose), the legal cost will inevitably sky rocket and with IPv6 a porn operater could literally have thousands of scattered IP addresses. You could imagine the list of blocked IPs would end up in the billions and when some poor smuck gets stuck with a dud IP it will take the yonks to figure it out.

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    41. Re:WTF! by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      I'm a migrant to Australia, and when I arrived 3 years ago from the USA, I was rather surprised to learn that you can see titties on over-the-air TV here, something that's pretty much unheard of in the States.

      I guess if this bill goes through I won't be able to watch Blokesworld or Sex in the City anymore on commercial TV anymore? Or reruns of Zafarelli's Romeo and Juliet on the ABC late nights?

      So if Aussies are prudes, then Americans are... um, something. Possibly asexual? ;)

      (Currently I'm visiting Stockholm, and this morning at about 4 AM, I was getting soffee at the 7-11 in the Östermalmstorg, where I encountered several young ladies who'd apparently been out clubbing all night clad only in underwear, fur coats, and heels. But that's a story for another time, I suppose...)

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    42. Re:WTF! by Usayd · · Score: 1

      I agree, the idea is good - the implementation is rather more difficult.

    43. Re:WTF! by Ponyegg · · Score: 1

      If anyone's inserting any deity could they please video it and stick it on a.b.erotica for us all to watch.

    44. Re:WTF! by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      12 year olds have been having sex for quite a long time in human history. We just used to let them get married at that age too. This 18 year old marriage law is quite a new fangled thing in human history.

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    45. Re:WTF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... sounds to me (and I advance it merely as a hypothesis) that you've got an unhealthy dependence on jerking off.

      It's not actually justifiable to rape if someone takes away your pr0n, you know; it just means you're a weak-willed loser product of a convenience culture. You want sex? go get a girlfriend. Or take a cold shower. Or get a life. But don't whine at us all about how the Male Instinct overrides reason, because that's self-indulgent shite.

      And no, it is not ok to indulge oneself in lusting after kids, even on paper; only in your mind is it actually reasonable as a functional adult to indulge oneself in lusting after random women with staples through their tits as an alternative to rape. Why would you think it was?

  2. wish in one hand... by shams42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, I want monkeys to fly out of my ass. That doesn't mean it's likely to happen.

    1. Re:wish in one hand... by khedron+the+jester · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, and I think that loss of porn in Australia would be more than compensated by loss of the Goatse man.

    2. Re:wish in one hand... by JohnnyLocust · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, I want monkeys to fly out of my ass

      I thought I had strange hobbies.

    3. Re:wish in one hand... by raoul666 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oddly, a goatse link would be informative in response to this parent.

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    4. Re:wish in one hand... by cronotk · · Score: 1

      I believe that anybody hanging around here should be able to find it at Wikipedia.org ;)
      Posting the Link MAY cause bad karma y'know?

    5. Re:wish in one hand... by Blittzed · · Score: 1
      Thats funny, I just want a three assed monkey, but I don't think that's likely to happen either :(

      But seriously, the current federal government is so out of touch it isn't funny. These idiots actually think that it is possible to simply "filter the internet". Maybe I will suggest to them that the best solution is to download the entire internet, edit out the bits they don't want and then have ISPs link to it. Then again maybe not. Given that they think filtering is possible, who knows where that suggestion may lead...

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    6. Re:wish in one hand... by daeley · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought I had strange hobbies.

      Don't worry, I think the "buttnakedbroadcasting.blogspot.com" in your sig indicates you're still safely ensconced in the strange-hobby camp. ;)

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    7. Re:wish in one hand... by myowntrueself · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, I want monkeys to fly out of my ass. That doesn't mean it's likely to happen

      You could try a change of diet, I guess

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    8. Re:wish in one hand... by IInventedTheInternet · · Score: 1

      Don't,

      ....It's Overrated...

    9. Re:wish in one hand... by this+great+guy · · Score: 1
      I want monkeys to fly out of my ass. That doesn't mean it's likely to happen.

      You never know.

    10. Re:wish in one hand... by PakProtector · · Score: 2, Informative
      Oddly, a goatse link would be informative in response to this parent.

      Ask, and ye shall recieve: hello.jpg

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    11. Re:wish in one hand... by xmodem_and_rommon · · Score: 2, Funny

      as an australian, i am going to look at that for as long as i can without throwing up...to make the most of my right to while i still have it

    12. Re:wish in one hand... by Baddas · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Giant Coffee Filter of Internet Unbaddenating

      This wonder of the world is located in Southern Australia, near the capital city of Canberra.
      Visible from space, the Giant Coffee Filter also blocks all sunlight in the capital, thus allowing the growth of the magnificient megafungi you see in these slides. Also, another interesting sideffect, the subspeciation of humanity into Homo Morlock, adapted to live solely within the confines of the Great Coffee Filter's shadow.

    13. Re:wish in one hand... by sumday · · Score: 1

      /me files a patent application for a foodstuff that will turn into flying monkeys once it reaches the large intestine.

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    14. Re:wish in one hand... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Thanks very much. (Not.) While you're at it, you might cite a link to this one just to make everybody's life complete...

    15. Re:wish in one hand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This reminds me of a joke I heard.

      Man: "Doctor, my digestive system doesn't seem to be working. If I eat an apple, I excrete an apple. If I eat a banana, I excrete a banana. What can I do to remedy this?"
      Doctor: "Well obviously you need to excrete feces"

    16. Re:wish in one hand... by Pseudonym · · Score: 2, Funny
      Well, I want monkeys to fly out of my ass.

      Just so long as you don't look at pictures of that, you're fine.

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    17. Re:wish in one hand... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Anyone who has followed this thread this far, through Goatse and Tubgirl, well they deserve Lemonparty too.
      Enjoy. (Or Not, snicker.)

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    18. Re:wish in one hand... by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Kudos on getting a goatse link honestly modded informative, by the way.

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  3. Not a nanny by ReformedExCon · · Score: 0, Troll

    Is this any different from hotels or cable companies blocking adult channels by default? By requiring this step, it blocks children from adult sites on the Internet (to the extent that the filters work).

    This gives much more power to parents to control what their children have access to at home. Whereas there are numerous ways to circumvent PC-based web filters, there really isn't much a child can do to bypass ISP filters.

    It's a good idea.

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    1. Re:Not a nanny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Jesus. This has been discussed so many times under so many different permutations and yet this type of opinion still exists.

      Ok. So you want the ISP to filter for you to keep the "baddies" of the internet away from your children.

      Great. Who decides what sites the ISP should filter? What is the criteria? Who develops the criteria? Who oversees that the ISP are filtering only to the criteria mandated? And so on...and so on...

      Yes, ISPs can filter. It won't work. Some "bad" sites will get through the filter and many perfectly legitimate sites will get blocked. The current market of PC-based filtering software clearly proves this.

      Here's an idea. Supervise your children when they are on the internet instead of relying on your ISP or (god forbid) the government to do it for you.

    2. Re:Not a nanny by aussie_a · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is this any different from hotels or cable companies blocking adult channels by default?

      Are they required to do so by law? Or do they choose to?

    3. Re:Not a nanny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there any difference? Isn't the end result the same?

    4. Re:Not a nanny by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Of course there's a difference. Any hotel that doesn't want to block the channels, is free to in one situation. In another they have no choice.

    5. Re:Not a nanny by hdparm · · Score: 1

      This senator and you are both crazy.

      Will the outcome of this perhaps be an answer to this question?

    6. Re:Not a nanny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not a difference. At least from the customer point of view.

      A hotel that blocks porn channels by default of its own accord is no different from a hotel required by law to block those channels by default.

      You are trying to turn this into a debate on rights, but this really isn't any different than requiring stores to check IDs for customers purchasing alcohol or cigarettes or even *gasp* porno mags.

    7. Re:Not a nanny by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      That's not a difference.

      It is if a business decides to buck the de-facto standard.

      this really isn't any different than requiring stores to check IDs for customers purchasing alcohol or cigarettes or even *gasp* porno mags.

      Except that only people who are 18 years or older should be able to get an internet connection. And even if kids could buy an internet connection, is there going to be any proof of age requirement? I didn't see mention of any.

  4. So? by tajgenie · · Score: 5, Funny

    So what? Isn't the government the same as my parents? The government gave birth to me, raised me, fed me, taught me right from wrong. Surely they should be allowed to censor me?

    1. Re:So? by houghi · · Score: 5, Funny

      You silly person. You are talking about TV. TV is not the same as the governement.

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    2. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably don't mean what you said but there are lots of people in the world who do or at least act like they do.

      As for your question I'd say that depends on your mental age and which country you're living in. A lot of people don't seem to mature mentally at all, ever, and would be both utterly confused as well as insulted if you told them. All of which begs for empowering the nannystate even further since these people are given adult rights and choose what they perceive as the easy way out (socialism in disguise which will sooner or later always transform into fascism, disguised or not).

      When was the last time you heard a discussion not only about rights but about duty? The overwhelming focus is on rights, but as an example it's actually a duty in addition to a right for an adult to vote. Those who are surprised by such a notion aren't yet fully grown up. No free society is purely based on rights but also on the duties that actually safeguard those very rights. This is a brittle arrangement but the best one so far for anyone who believes in the individual and that society needs to be built upon the freedom, rights and duties of the individual rather than the group.

    3. Re:So? by Seumas · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not a historian, but one time a really smart person said something along the lines of "I don't want to be part of any government that gives a completely ignorant and careless moron the same power to decide the fate of my society as the brightest and best informed".

      And when I hear people say some of the things they do these days, I have to agree. Just because you have an opinion doesn't mean you should have the same weight as someone else. The dude who wants to turn the country into one of the "proud white aryan race ONLY" shouldn't have the same voting weight as . . . well, most anyone for that matter.

      The other day, someone asked me why I cared about privacy. Then I suggested that they go out to the parking lot and unlock their car and leave the doors open and the keys in the ignition while they go back to the office for the rest of the day.

      "What?! Why?!" they asked.

      "Well, because - if you have nothing to hide, what do you care if someone has access to your vehicle and everything in it?", I replied.

      "Yeah, but a bad person could just as well dig through all the stuff in my car or steal it as a good guy!" they complained.

      "Exactly", I answered.

    4. Re:So? by stupid_is · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Other good quotes (from wisdomquotes.com):

      Eugene V. Debs: When great changes occur in history, when great principles are involved, as a rule the majority are wrong. The minority are right.
      George Bernard Shaw: Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
      Jane Auer: Voting is one of the few things where boycotting in protest clearly makes the problem worse rather than better.
      John Simon: Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is ignorant.
      Thomas Jefferson: A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.

      Heinlein wrote something similar to to your quote - something along the lines of "democracy is the idea that one intelligent person has an equal weight as a million stupid people in deciding the future, where's the sense in that?"

      I think the Thomas Jefferson quote is slowly being eroded thanks to Corporate America, sad.

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    5. Re:So? by IDontAgreeWithYou · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's why we have a representative republic in the U.S. and not a democracy. In a true democracy, everybody would vote on every bill, referendum, etc. Instead we vote for representatives who (theoretically) are not ignorant and make the votes for us. If we don't like the results we pick new representatives.

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    6. Re:So? by indifferent+children · · Score: 1
      That's why we have a representative republic in the U.S. and not a democracy.

      The fact that America is a Republic does not protect our rights from the stupidity of the masses. Look at the representatives that the peepul put into Washington. Do you think that those representatives are unlikely to strip as many rights as they can?

      Your rights are protected because we are a Constitutional Republic. Neither the peepul directly, nor their elected lackeys, are allowed to remove the rights that are guaranteed by the Constitution. Of course, this only works until the majority of the Supreme Court has been appointed by Presidents who also want to see your civil rights go bye bye.

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    7. Re:So? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      If we don't like the results we pick new representatives.

      OK. I don't like the results. I can't see any opportunity to pick new representatives appearing in the near future, if at all.

      Well, not legal ones, anyway. It's just a thought, but maybe Osama Bin Laden has the right idea...

      *ducks*

    8. Re:So? by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

      You silly person. You are talking about TV. TV is not the same as the governement.

      Not yet anyway.

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    9. Re:So? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It hardly matters in practice. Look at the above quotes again, and think just how many of them still apply to your country....

    10. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say that to the Italians

    11. Re:So? by MSZ · · Score: 1

      Which helps exactly... nothing.

      In theory, the representative system was supposed to both deal with problem of whole nation voting on every law and sort of block stupidity and ignorance - surely those select few, working full-time would be best informed and think only of the common good. It deals with the technical problems of voting, but...

      In any country employing this system, be it US or any european country or Australia, you can see that it's not the cream that rises to the top. It's the worst of ignorant, dumb, greedy and amoral scum. Ready to sell us out to the corporations and "special interests" for cheap gifts and shreds of importance.

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    12. Re:So? by lazybeam · · Score: 1

      FICUS FOR CONGRESS!

      I thought that was just a joke by Michael Moore, but you have confirmed it true after looking up the meaning of peepul.

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    13. Re:So? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Too bad... right about now I'd really like to turn the brightness control up.

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  5. Internet != Web by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The article talks about the Internet but my bet is that they are talking about content filtering on http traffic.

    Peer to peer is much harder to filter and readily available to the porn industry.

    1. Re:Internet != Web by schlumpf_louise · · Score: 1

      Didn't they make a start already? Referring to the article the other day, "Kazaa Blocks Australian Users".

    2. Re:Internet != Web by dorkygeek · · Score: 1
      Maybe the porn industry has to resurrect some of the old gopher servers then.

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  6. Nasties on the net by Paska · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Keeping kids from nasties on the net"

    Here, I have a much better suggestion - supervision your children while they use the internet!

    1. Re:Nasties on the net by hyu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It should be well documented by now that nobody believes we are capable of doing this. Every government representative or corporate executive seems to think that we need guidance. And they might have a point.

      If there are so many incidents, then clearly there is some sort of issue, correct? It's all well and nice to say that we should supervise or self-censor, but how many people really do that effectively?

      At the age of eleven, I was surfing pornography on the world wide web. At age twelve, I was playing highly violent videogames. I was enthralled by Grand Theft Auto 3 at fourteen. I may not have acted upon what I was seeing and playing, but I was still being exposed to it.

      I'm not trying to say that we should censor the internet becuase parents don't know how. What I'm saying is that maybe there is a reason behind why everyone tells us we should have this censorship and guidance. Many government debates are started just to make an issue come to light, not necessarily to actually make huge reforms like this one happen.

    2. Re:Nasties on the net by natd · · Score: 0
      Completly unworkable. Assume a household with 3 children. Are we supposed to set up a dedicated computer room instead of their bedrooms (where kids have had their PCs since ..forever...1981 in my case) and make sure there is a full time watcher?

      Kids over 13 or so can stay home alone. Do we lock up the computer room when the adults are out? Computing to the current generation is as pervasive as book reading was the one before. They will have free access to it whatever we think.

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    3. Re:Nasties on the net by dorkygeek · · Score: 2, Funny
      At the age of eleven, I was surfing pornography on the world wide web. At age twelve, I was playing highly violent videogames. I was enthralled by Grand Theft Auto 3 at fourteen.

      And yet you are posting on slashdot. So where's the problem?

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    4. Re:Nasties on the net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anyone who gives a little kid their own computer and unsupervised access to the net in their bedrooms, should be kicked in the head whenever they ask the government to do something about the problem they've created for themselves. Hey, here's a smart idea, put cable TV in their rooms too and don't block the Playboy channel, then ask the government to step in and do something about it.

      It is not hard to configure computers these days to only access the net through a proxy and then implement filtering on the proxy. If you have one of those kids who can get around stuff like that(and actually, they aren't as common as the hypsters like to say), then you can bet they'll get around any government mandated ISP filter. If you're a parent who isn't technically savvy enough to do that, but you have the money to put computers and internet connections into all your kids rooms, then you have the money to hire a consultant to set a proxy up for you.

      -A Parent

    5. Re:Nasties on the net by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      At the age of eleven, I was surfing pornography on the world wide web. At age twelve, I was playing highly violent videogames. I was enthralled by Grand Theft Auto 3 at fourteen. I may not have acted upon what I was seeing and playing, but I was still being exposed to it.
      Yeah, and what's your point? Do you think you were damaged by it, or something?
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    6. Re:Nasties on the net by aussie_a · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Completly unworkable.

      You're fucking kidding me, right? Parents supervising kids is unworkable? If parents aren't able to raise their kids, without big brother, perhaps they should put their kids up for adoption (which in Australia is even more of an option, as there is a shortage of unwanted children).

      Are we supposed to set up a dedicated computer room instead of their bedrooms

      Well, actually, many families do have a dedicated computer room. But that really isn't important to this discussion.

      make sure there is a full time watcher?

      Actually, I do remember knowing someone who wasn't allowed on the computer without supervision (and this was pre-internet). But normally that isn't necessary. It's all a matter of trust. How much do you trust your kids? How much CAN you trust your kids? If you've raised them right, then yes, they won't do the wrong thing. But you have to encourage openness and be someone they can open up to.

      But even if you haven't instilled trust in your kid, you can monitor the computer (there's all sorts of programs that allow you to have varying degrees of monitoring), from a simple net-nanny type program to knowing everything they type on their keyboard. Buy a decent net-nanny program that keeps a log of when it's enabled and disabled. The only thing the kid can do, is delete the log, which will tell you, they've done something they shouldn't have.

      But the real question is, are you going to buy cable with adult channels and not place a lock on the adult channels? Of course you aren't. So why do people do it with the internet?

      Kids over 13 or so can stay home alone. Do we lock up the computer room when the adults are out?

      Are you being satirical? Or are you truly ignorant of the most basic password function on a computer?

    7. Re:Nasties on the net by mrchaotica · · Score: 5, Insightful
      If you've raised them right, then yes, they won't do the wrong thing.
      More importantly, if you've raised your kids right then they'll be able to see pornography and not be negatively affected by it.
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    8. Re:Nasties on the net by natd · · Score: 1
      But the real question is, are you going to buy cable with adult channels and not place a lock on the adult channels? Of course you aren't. So why do people do it with the internet?

      Are you asking me personally? No, and in my post I haven't suggested I would do anything of the sort. I fundamentally agree with the basic premise of 'opt in porn' and also for reference I absolutely believe in parents unwavering obligation to be responsible for their childrens behaviour and what they are exposed to.

      My point, which you so clumsily avoided, is that it is not practical to enforce exact usage of such a ubiqutous tool. If you read the parent then you would see your rant, including use of password security, was completly irrelevant.

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    9. Re:Nasties on the net by Seumas · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I may not have acted upon what I was seeing and playing, but I was still being exposed to it.

      My step dad was with us for about ten years. He was a racist, womanizing bastard. I was, unfortunately, exposed to his racist hateful attitude. Interestingly enough, I'm not racist in the slightest and have no tolerance for those who are. Isn't it strange how not everyone is a mush-brained skull full of goop just waiting for others to tell them what to do?

      It's sad that you're so young and apparently can't think for yourself. "Everyone tells us X so there must be something to it!".

      Let me guess, you attend public school?

    10. Re:Nasties on the net by natd · · Score: 1
      My point, which you so clumsily avoided, is that it is not practical to enforce exact usage of such a ubiqutous tool.

      I'm replying to my own post above, to clarify that by 'enforce' above I mean 'police' - ie enforce by personally monitoring as opposed to technical restrictions.

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    11. Re:Nasties on the net by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Are you asking me personally?

      No it was more in the general you.

      My point, which you so clumsily avoided, is that it is not practical to enforce exact usage of such a ubiqutous tool. If you read the parent then you would see your rant, including use of password security, was completly irrelevant.....by 'enforce' above I mean 'police' - ie enforce by personally monitoring as opposed to technical restrictions.

      I didn't see the OP say anything about personally supervising via eyeballs on your kids at all times (not your kids personally). I interpretted supervise as taking an interest in what your kid is doing with the internet. So if you meant that it is impossible to keep an eye on 3 kids at all times whenever they're online. I agree. But if you meant it's impossible AT ALL to monitor what they're doing with the internet without the aid of big brother, then I disagree completely and provided several points to demonstrate how it is possible in my original post.

    12. Re:Nasties on the net by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Funny

      supervision your children while they use the internet!

      Why would I want to watch them surf porn? What kind of sicko are you?

    13. Re:Nasties on the net by Koatdus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Completly unworkable. Assume a household with 3 children. Are we supposed to set up a dedicated computer room instead of their bedrooms (where kids have had their PCs since ..forever...1981 in my case) and make sure there is a full time watcher?



      Um... Yes it is called parenting your children. You, as the adult, are supposed to be in charge of your children and what they are doing. You are supposed to be taking care of them and making sure that they are ok. Not ignoring them while they play on the internet in their rooms with the door closed.

      There is no way in hell children under 16 should have unsupervised internet access. As the parent it is your job to supervise them. Counting on the Government or some "net-nanny" software to do it for you is shirking your responsibilities.

      In my house there are 7 computers. Only 3 of them have access to the internet and they are all in a public room where anyone can walk by and see what is on the screen. My wife and I do walk by on a regular basis.

      The PC's that are in the kids rooms do not have internet access. They can play games, watch dvd's, listen to music, burn cd's, do homework, etc, in their rooms but if they want to use email, IM, or the Web they have to do it in public.

      Coupled with the fact that we actually talk to our kids about what is approprite and what is not, this seems to do the job.

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    14. Re:Nasties on the net by neatflux · · Score: 1
      Not possible to supervise your children while they use the Internet? Here's a workable solution:

      "Son, I wrote this thing called a keylogger..."

    15. Re:Nasties on the net by Squozen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Heh. You probably think your teens aren't having sex too. :)

    16. Re:Nasties on the net by aidfarh · · Score: 1

      I think there is a prevalent belief that it is impossible not to be negatively affected by looking at pornography, just as it is impossible not to be burned if you put your hand inside a blazing fireplace.

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    17. Re:Nasties on the net by Hognoxious · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      My step dad was with us for about ten years. He was a racist, womanizing bastard.
      What does that say about your mother?
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    18. Re:Nasties on the net by LimoWreck · · Score: 1

      kids over 13 should get mature enough... by the way, is the internet THAT special ? When switching TV channels, everytime I pass MTV or other music channels, i see naked women shaking their ass. Oh, and other tv shows are showing woming rather dumb and not very decent (both fiction but even more in reality-tv) : i think those moral issues, and the roll-model these people represent is a far bigger issue than just seeing some simple human behavior. Oh, and before the internet, there were other ways for children to discover such things : there was always some kid that got a playboy magazine somewhere (or something more explicit), or who discovered some hidden VHS tapes, or.... True, it's easy to stumble upon some explicit material on the net... HOWEVER... on perfectly normal sites I have almost never found such things. It's only when surfing to some questionable sites you might find porn-related popups or banners (sites linking through to more or less illegal music/software/cracks, sites collection "funny movie" (with sometimes some gory stuff too), etc...) .... but is the solution censorship ? I don't think so, the solution is parents guiding their children. Sure, as parent you could restrict internet access in your home, if you want computers on the room of each little child (what a luxury), you might as will try to filter out some stuff, there are products to allow this. Why should the government be a nanny ?

    19. Re:Nasties on the net by natd · · Score: 1
      Heh. You probably think your teens aren't having sex too. :)

      Directed at the guy with 7 PCs, the above is EXACTLY in line with my thoughts. Kids are out rooting about, smoking, taking drugs and whatever else (not necessarily all at once :), but that's what kids do from an astonishingly young age). Past 13, you can safely assume the wool is over your eyes to some extent.

      My parents were good responsible parents. I did all of the above from 13. I'm now a well adjusted 31 in a good career year old getting around to kids of my own.

      The unthinkable things I mentioned are, in moderation, normal growing up and experimentation. Having a patrol past public computers and disallowing the closing of doors is just asking for trouble. If my parents had tried to suggest I can't shut my door I'd have rebeled against it 10 fold. In reality, they were normally asking me to shut it to help mute 'that racket' coming from my speaker cabs

      We have to parent, but let's not kid ourselves about how effective we are being.

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    20. Re:Nasties on the net by Maset · · Score: 1

      Pornography is good, that is why a 16YO (in Australia) is able to buy soft-core porn magazines. Extreme violence and sex acts are something completely different and readily accessed on the internet. Parents should monitor their kid's internet, television and printed media consumption and decide what is proper or not.

      R rated games/XXX rated content getting to 12 year olds [pick age range of your choice]? That is the parent's fault for not taking enough care/interest in their child to stop it happening.

      Cheers,
      Maset.

    21. Re:Nasties on the net by Tarwn · · Score: 1
      perhaps they should put their kids up for adoption (which in Australia is even more of an option, as there is a shortage of unwanted children)


      Did this strike anyone else as funny?
      I mean, the implication is that there is a shortage of kids for adoption, but...yeah.
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    22. Re:Nasties on the net by mariox19 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm with you on your response. I can't believe the criticisms people come up with, and the alternatives they propose.

      Are we supposed to set up a dedicated computer room instead of [having computers in] their bedrooms?

      No. We're supposed to forbid free access to all of the adults in a country and force them to register their "perversions" with the government.

      [M]ake sure there is a full time watcher [of children in the househould]?

      No. Why should parents watch their children? Let government watch full-grown adults.

      Kids over 13 or so can stay home alone. Do we lock up the computer room when the adults are out?

      No. Lock up the Internet, and make the adults of a country live under one, giant child-proof cap.

      Please pardon the sarcasm, but it really is sad how some people think. I'm sorry, but children are overwhelmingly the primary responsibility of their parents -- even though that can prove to be "inconvenient" to parents at times.

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    23. Re:Nasties on the net by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      I mean, the implication is that there is a shortage of kids for adoption, but...yeah.

      That's exactly what I was saying. AFAIK adopting a kid in Australia is a problem, because there's more people wanting to adopt then there are kids up for adoption.

    24. Re:Nasties on the net by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid I don't understand your argument. The internet is an adult space, always has been. If you don't want your children to enter an adult space, you are not forced to give them internet access. If we regulate every public space so that all are save for children, we'll have none left for adults. Can't we keep something for adults?

    25. Re:Nasties on the net by trawg · · Score: 1
      I wholeheartedly agree with your post, with the following comment:
      How much do you trust your kids? How much CAN you trust your kids?
      I'd say, how much do you trust other people to be around your kids?

      You'd have to be a bit of an idiot to let your kids hang out with strangers that you didn't know, or had only just met. Every time anyone goes near the Internet, that's pretty much what they're doing.

      All the firewalls and filtering proxies in the world aren't going to stop parents being jerks and raising their kids poorly. I'd rather see parent filtering to decide who can and can't have kids, because its obvious some people aren't up to the task.
    26. Re:Nasties on the net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have internet in jail too.

    27. Re:Nasties on the net by dwandy · · Score: 1
      I agree - - it is called parenting.
      And if anyone thinks for one moment that the kids aren't going to learn about sex and drugs and all kinds of nasty things on this planet, you are sadly mistakened.
      Keeping it 'hidden' from them, filtering it, just isn't going to work. Kids will learn about sex from somewhere. If you as a parent actually talk to them and discuss these issues then you have the opportunity to help them develop healthy attitudes. Ignore it, and they may find some pretty twisted views and rolemodels and use those to formulate their opinions and actions.

      Of course the flaw in this lil' plan is that parents have to actually be involved in their children's lives, and can't just demand the state do a halfassed job for you...

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    28. Re:Nasties on the net by Giometrix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, porn existed well before the internet did. If you block it out from the net, kids will just go back to those avenues. Maybe its hard for you to admit as a parent, but looking at porn is a staple of growing up for most teen boys.

      Its not evil, its natural. I remember finding a mag when I was about 13... It was like I stumbled upon the holy grail.

      The problem is, politicians use the "...but what about the children" bit to win elections, and we idiots keep falling for it. We all turned up fine, so will they

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    29. Re:Nasties on the net by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Give them a private address, make them go through a logging proxy machine, look though the logs every now and then.
      Let them know that you do so.

      Seems to be a simple way for unobtrusive parenting. Plus you can use grep.

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    30. Re:Nasties on the net by TheKnave · · Score: 1, Funny

      Even better - comment objectively on their taste.
      Show them your stuff.

      Look bored.

      Aside from being the coolest parent ever you're likely to have a kid who doesn't hide stuff from you.

      The world has changed.

    31. Re:Nasties on the net by aamcf · · Score: 1
      Hey, here's a smart idea, put cable TV in their rooms too and don't block the Playboy channel, then ask the government to step in and do something about it.
      Disturbingly, this has been suggested, more or less:
      "You can always turn the television off and of course block the channels you don't want but why should you have to?" said Mr Martin.
      See http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4485804.s tm
    32. Re:Nasties on the net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love this, can we have a new phrase: "Won't somebody think of the adults!"

    33. Re:Nasties on the net by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

      The easiest way to get porn is to post your e-mail to a public site. Spammers will then deliver small teaser portions right to your inbox.

      PS: Yes, a computer per child is quite a luxury. Perhaps what's considered normal varies from place to place, but over here (New York City) many kids do not have computers, and those that do often share with their parents and siblings. I cannot see the point of having more than one kids' computer unless two or more of the kids are computer addicts or budding nerds.

    34. Re:Nasties on the net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm a 17 1/2 year old American teenager and I'm a virgin by choice. (read: I'm not a virgin because of inability to attract a mate)

    35. Re:Nasties on the net by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

      You just got on a web board and advocated FOR parental irresponsibility and neglect.

      What the hell is wrong with you, and why haven't you sterilized yourself?

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    36. Re:Nasties on the net by contrapunctus · · Score: 1

      So if the kid makes a typo for a website and gets 26 porn popups, how is this the parent's fault?

    37. Re:Nasties on the net by Larsing · · Score: 2, Informative

      A (near) historical reality check: Sales of porn mag's are heavily restricted in most countries (more than alcohol, in some). They certainly were when I was a teenager (which was way before games like GTA). Still I remember "reading" quite a few of them before i turned the proper age, despite the fear of being "grounded" for life, had my parents caught me reading them.

      Point being: it didn't do any permanent damage - I grew up, graduated and married, just like "everybody else"...

      ...and I'm sure you will too.

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    38. Re:Nasties on the net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off, I just want to say, Fuck You. SIXTEEN? if you dont have any trust in your kids abilaties to make decisions by the time they're sixteen, YOU HAVE FAILED AS A PARENT. Your kids are not morons, or fragile little waifs that will go completely psychotic or destroy themselves if left to make thier own decisions. Plus, whats to stop your kids from downloading a "objectionable" video from a p2p service, copying it to removable media, then carrying it into thier bedroom and masturbating to thier hearts delight?

      -Youth Liberation Front-

    39. Re:Nasties on the net by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There is no way in hell children under 16 should have unsupervised internet access.

      Why not? I had unsupervised internet access at a younger age than that (yay for 2400 baud modems). I have read studies that show that a parent's influence on their child has dropped to almost zero by around the age of 12 in most cases. You have two choices:

      1. Either educate your children by the age of twelve such that they are able to police their own behaviour, or
      2. Use draconian measures to try to enforce behaviour after that.
      If you teach your children about what to expect on the 'net, and what kind of things they can do safely, then they will. Will they download porn? Almost certainly, for as long as society keeps insisting on making it seem slightly illicit, and therefore interesting to a teenage mind. Will it damage them? I very much doubt it, other than perhaps inducing boredom - sex really doesn't make a good spectator sport...
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    40. Re:Nasties on the net by tomjen · · Score: 1

      1) Even better - comment objectively on their taste.
      2) Show them your stuff.
      3) Get accused for sexual molestion of you children
      4) ???
      5) Profit

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    41. Re:Nasties on the net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...supervision your children while they use the internet!

      Nothing works better than supervisioning your kids!

    42. Re:Nasties on the net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that she was white?

    43. Re:Nasties on the net by Namronorman · · Score: 1

      Some new routers have filtering capabilities, I filtered my little brother all the time to stop him from getting on p2p and downloading shit that would get my dad in trouble. You can filter a range of things, depending on the router. Anything from content filtering, website black listing (or white listing), or even only allowing certain computers to connect at certain times.

      There are a lot of options, but of course if you never take the time to find what you do not know about, you'll most likely never find out about it.

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    44. Re:Nasties on the net by Androclese · · Score: 1

      Yes. Yes you do. the Internet is full or dangerous things and no child can ever be prepared for what is out there. Yes, they will look around and find it, but throwing your hands up in defeat and just letting them access it when and however they want is a bullshit response and nominates you for moron parent of the year.

      My kids hate my Internet policies. Every computer is locked down with password restrictions and the only accounts they have access to have massive restrictions as to what they can do. The outbound connection is further restructed through my firewall so that only the stuff I want to get in (and out) gets in (and out).

      Have they found ways around it? Hell yes. Several groundings have occured because of it, but that's the whole point. They now know what is right to do and what is not. I have set the moral example for how they shoudl behave and the lesson has been learned. As each child grows older, less and less restrictions are put on the computer, as it should be. I cannot protect them forever, but I can damn well protect my kids how I see fit.

      It's called being a responsible parent. It's called doing your job. If that is really your attitude, please let me know your name and where you live so I can keep my kids far away from your and yours.

    45. Re:Nasties on the net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I actually care to restrict my daughter when she is older and I can leave her alone I could always lock up the cable modem + router and completely block her access when I'm out.

    46. Re:Nasties on the net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should have installed Firefox, shouldn't they? That would stop the 26 popups.

      Remember. You can always blame the parents. ;) (Okay there are a few exceptions, but I believe it is mostly true.)

    47. Re:Nasties on the net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess that entirely depends on what you consider negative affects.

      Also, it is possible to put your hand in a blazing fireplace without getting burned. You just have to remove it again very quickly.

    48. Re:Nasties on the net by Samrobb · · Score: 1
      have read studies that show that a parent's influence on their child has dropped to almost zero by around the age of 12 in most cases.

      And you see this as justification for non-involvement instead of a reason for concern?

      I'm pushing 40 and my parents and in-laws are still a significant influence on me. They are who I go to for help and advice. I enjoy spending time with them, and I'm still learning from them. I fervently hope that I will continue to influence my own children well past the age of 12, and that they will want my influence in their lives.

      You have two choices:
      1. Either educate your children by the age of twelve such that they are able to police their own behaviour, or
      2. Use draconian measures to try to enforce behaviour after that.

      You're ignoring what is, to me, an obvious third choice: raise your children in such a way that they know they can trust your advice and guidance, so that they don't start ignoring you when they turn twelve.

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    49. Re:Nasties on the net by gg3po · · Score: 1
      Are you being satirical? Or are you truly ignorant of the most basic password function on a computer?

      Are *you* being satirical? Or are you truly ignorant of what any kid with a Knoppix disc can do to your passworded computer?

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    50. Re:Nasties on the net by gg3po · · Score: 1
      In my house there are 7 computers. Only 3 of them have access to the internet and they are all in a public room where anyone can walk by and see what is on the screen.
      The PC's that are in the kids rooms do not have internet access.

      Take the computers out of the kid's room. Stick with the 3 in the public room. If not, all junior has to do, now is:

      1. write a 1 line shell script that goes something like this: wget -q -r http://www.superraunchywebsitevideothatmomndaddont wantyoutosee.com/ . Let's give our script an unobtrusive name like 'sysmonitor'. Store it on a USB drive.
      2. connect USB drive to computer in "public location" that has a net connection. Run it nohupped if you want another layer of obfuscation. Dl the files straight to the USB drive.
      3. Head back to computer in room to enjoy.
      4. Lather, rinse, repeat.
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    51. Re:Nasties on the net by Seumas · · Score: 1

      How is this flamebait? This is a perfectly solid and reasonable statement. It's not even one step removed from "well, he wouldn't be the ALLEGED suspect of that crime if he didn't actually COMMIT it!" or "if they want to inspect your home, they must have a reason and you probably did something wrong!".

      This is terrible *terrible* thinking and it really makes me sick to know that a generation barely removed from my own isn't being taught their freedoms, rights and liberties (not to mention thinking for themselves) in school beyond the freedom to have abortions and wear rubbers (not that there is anything terribly wrong about *that* - but let's teach the things those rights are themselves founded on, too huh?).

      Whatever happened to those radical hippies from the 60s and 70s? Aren't they supposed to be today's parents? If so - why aren't they countering the improper balance of the public school system by reinforcing fundemental premises of human (and American) existance? You wouldn't have condoned illegal search, seizure or forfeit of due process when you were 20 or 30 -- why is it okay for you to shrug your shoulders and allow your children to be pumped full of such horrible compliance?

      Between the public school system and my parents, it's amazing I grew up to be able to think for myself and realize such obvious things as "you have a right to expect privacy and certain legal classifications until actually convicted of something".

    52. Re:Nasties on the net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This calls for some traditional aussie slang - appropriate from the article.

      'sif.

    53. Re:Nasties on the net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damnit! You're giving away all my secrets!

    54. Re:Nasties on the net by natd · · Score: 1

      Again, I have been attacked out of context. Your tirade is supporting my position

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    55. Re:Nasties on the net by BrianGKUAC · · Score: 1

      If a child has put in the research and effort to learn how to do this, no amount of parental monitoring is going to stop him/her from looking at porn. At this point, parents would need to actually talk to their children, rather than hoping some passive technological block or government program will do their parenting for them. Besides.. I imagine that with 7 computers, there are more than 3 people in that hoousehold... what happens when all 3 kids need to do something on the computer for school, but one or both parents need 'net access in order to work?

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    56. Re:Nasties on the net by Tarwn · · Score: 1

      yeah, sorry, that wasn't actually a commentary on your post's meaning, I was just pointing out that the "shortage of unwanted kids" struck me as a funny phrase :)

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  7. Um ok by dirtsurfer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wildly unpopular, impossible to implement and very, very expensive to even attempt.

    Yup. Sounds like a winning proposal to me.

    1. Re: Um ok by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > Wildly unpopular, impossible to implement and very, very expensive to even attempt.

      If it appeals to the voters in his district, the rest is irrelevant.

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    2. Re: Um ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's a Liberal (note difference in usage in Australia to the United States), so its very likely to appeal to his constitutents.

    3. Re: Um ok by zsau · · Score: 1

      More like, if it appeals to John Howard and one of Senators Joyce or Fielding, not a problem. Fielding would probably love it and give Howard everything he wanted for the next five and a half years. And Senator Joyce always capitulates eventually.

      Unlike American politics, Australian politics tends to be very party-based. A combination of two things: an early pact by the Labor Party (when they were a minority party, they agreed to vote as a bloc ... now some hundred years later and a major party, they still vote as a bloc on most issues), and compulsory voting. Most members of Parliament don't really need to care so much what the voters in their electorate think; about the only thing a holder of a safe seat can't do is retire mid-term, and obviously that hardly affects *them*. Australian electors don't much like by-elections and punish the party of whoever left!

      As for the Senate (elected proportionally by state, with each state getting six senators each election and the territories getting three), for the most part the major parties just get a fixed number of seats: 2 or 3 to the Coalition and 2 to Labor for each State. Sometimes Labor gets the last seat, mostly it goes to a minor party. So really in the Senate, the major party Senators must appeal not to the electorate, but to the party, to ensure that they get preselected next time.

      (Explanations for Foreigners: John Howard is Prime Minister. The Liberal (i.e. right-wing) Party-controlled Coalition has control of both houses of Parliament at the moment, though the majority is only one. The Coalition isn't a European-style coalition that collapses at the drop of a hat; it's stronger even than US parties--or even British ones, it seems. "Family First" Senator for Victoria Steven Fielding, as you'd expect from a religious-oriented party, will at times side with the Liberals. Nationals Senator for Queensland Barnaby Joyce is a member of the Coalition, but his main job is to give the Australian public a glimmer of hope that perhaps the Senate is still doing its job even though it's controlled by the Government and that perhaps not everything Howard suggests will get through. Still, he knows which side his bread's buttered on...)

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    4. Re: Um ok by kjots · · Score: 1

      He's also a Tasmanian, which, by and large, means his opinion is fucking irrelevant. I mean, until just a few years ago it was still illegal for two adult men to have sex with each other in Tasmania, and the law was only overthrown through the invervention of an international human rights organisation.

      This isn't a troll, just an honest reflection of Australian politics from the perspective of mainland Australians (Hell, some of my best friends are Tasmanians. Well, ex-Tasmanians, anyway).

      Check out this link for more information about Tasmania's contribution to Australian politics.

  8. He forgets by samjam · · Score: 1

    He forgets or never knew that there only appears to be a common stream to censor (http) because it was NOT being censored.
    As soon as he censor he fragments the web enough to make his censoring useless.
    Of course anyone using the non-censorable "technology" must be a criminule, right?
    I'm anti-porn, I think it damages peoples minds, but I don't like this either.

    Sam

    1. Re:He forgets by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

      "I'm anti-porn, I think it damages peoples minds. . ."

      Well yeah, having your mind damaged by morality'll do that to ya.

      KFG

    2. Re:He forgets by dorkygeek · · Score: 2, Funny
      [...] a criminule, right? I'm anti-porn, I think it damages peoples minds, but I don't like this either.

      Hmmm, but without pr0n, it looks like one develops quite bad spelling.

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    3. Re:He forgets by samjam · · Score: 1

      Criminule is as pronounced by Bluebottle in The Goon Show.
      Here it may denote "not actually criminal in the moral sense but still in violation of modern laws supported by right-thinking sheep"

      Sam

  9. Nanny-ness of this isn't important compared to by Dachannien · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The privacy issues of such a rule are staggering. Suppose the police want to find out who all the pervs are on a city block. They just subpoena the local ISPs to find out who's applied for pr0n access. Not to mention what happens if the ISP gets hacked (electronically or socially) and someone manages to get a copy of the pr0n access list. I suspect a lot of legislators will eventually be exposed for their hairy palms if such a law ever got passed.

    1. Re:Nanny-ness of this isn't important compared to by scsirob · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Although you are absolutely right that they can find all the pervs in a city block, they will most likely find that *all* males with an internet connection in *all* city blocks would then qualify as a perv. The problem is that most communities are hypocrits about this and go "Ohh, Noooo, What a shame!" towards anyone who is publicly caught watching pr0n.

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    2. Re:Nanny-ness of this isn't important compared to by Archades54 · · Score: 1

      soemthign liek 30% of porn consumers are female ;) dont let them make you believe they're innocent.

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    3. Re:Nanny-ness of this isn't important compared to by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      I uhh... I just applied for a uncensored Internet connection because I like to read a technology website that was blocked because it allows users to post anything they want. Even if only a few of them sometimes posted objectionable material that I didn't look at, it was enough to get the site marked as "adult."

  10. Re:Huh? by PsychicX · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Weird, I didn't realize you Aussies had elected Bush as Prime Minister.

  11. Sigh... by Hervard · · Score: 1

    Senator's come up with the stupidest things sometimes. Good in theory but impractical to implement.

    1. Re:Sigh... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      Senator's come up with the stupidest things sometimes.

      Especially when the party in power has a majority in both houses of parliament. The result is that even Government senators are hardly listened to. They can talk crap to their hearts content now.

    2. Re:Sigh... by andy_shepard · · Score: 1

      How the fucking fuck is this good in theory, Nazi fuckoid?

    3. Re:Sigh... by traabil · · Score: 1

      Senator's come up with the stupidest things sometimes. Good in theory but impractical to implement.

      Reminds me of that show on TV a while back. "Senators say the darnd'est things", was it?

    4. Re:Sigh... by mrchaotica · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, it's not even good in theory! It's extremely bad in theory! It's opressive and totalitarian, and is a policy better suited for those "towel-head" theocracies that the US and Australian government are -- allegedly -- enemies of. In fact, it's the kind of idea that in a sane world would get this senator kicked out off office almost immediately, because it's dangerously close to treason for any allegedly "free" society.

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    5. Re:Sigh... by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      > It's opressive and totalitarian, and is a policy better suited for those "towel-head" theocracies that the US and Australian government are -- allegedly -- enemies of.

      I'm not aware of any theocracies, "towel-head" or otherwise that Australian and the US are enemies of.

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    6. Re:Sigh... by Soruk · · Score: 1

      It's an offshoot of "Animals Do The Funniest Things", when the animals objected en masse of being lumped in with Australian senators.

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    7. Re:Sigh... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Senator's what? Their secretaries? Their pet tortoises called "Alan"?

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    8. Re:Sigh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm guessing Iran would semi-quality (is a theocracy - check, enemy of the West - check) - though it's not "towelhead" (presumably Arab?) though a Westerner with a poor grasp of geography might think so.

      As a Westerner with a not great thing on world affairs, what's Syria these days? Is it a theocracy or just a dictatorship?

    9. Re:Sigh... by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      It's opressive and totalitarian, and is a policy better suited for those "towel-head" theocracies that the US and Australian government are -- allegedly -- enemies of.

      We may have similar policies, but sometimes not all totalitarian governments can be friends..

    10. Re:Sigh... by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      I'm not aware of any theocracies, "towel-head" or otherwise that Australian and the US are enemies of.

      I would say Saudi Arabia counts as an enemy, even though both governments pretend to be friends in public.

  12. Redneck Senator by syousef · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is a Tasmanian senator. Tasmania is an Island long associated with jokes about incest and redneck stupidity. For you Americans think West Virginia style jokes (except that Tasmania is a very cold place and it's population quite tiny).

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    1. Re:Redneck Senator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Tasmania is a very cold place and it's population quite tiny

      So that's where they disappeared to.

    2. Re:Redneck Senator by SteevR · · Score: 1

      ...so its like the Falkland Islands?

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    3. Re:Redneck Senator by bananahammock · · Score: 1

      Actually, each and everyone of us is from Tasmania!

      (Inside joke for Aussies - cue a map of Tasmania for a better understanding...)

    4. Re:Redneck Senator by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      I'm happy to know that Australians have the same kind of closed-minded bigotry as Americans.

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    5. Re:Redneck Senator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does contain Mark "Chopper" Reid though, so I'd stay quiet if I were you...

    6. Re:Redneck Senator by failure-man · · Score: 1

      Get used to it. It's the human condition.

    7. Re:Redneck Senator by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      West Virginia is cold and has a small population too.

    8. Re:Redneck Senator by Chris6502 · · Score: 1
      Hold on, WV is fscking cold (currently 3.4f in Green Bank) and the population is tiny.

      Now, where's my sister gone, hey y'all, watch this.....

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  13. Does someone have a list of names? by rolfwind · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Just a senator?

    From TFA:
    LAST month, 62 members of the federal Coalition signed a letter to the Prime Minister calling for a ban on access to pornographic, violent and other inappropriate material via the internet.

    The signatories believed the internet should be regulated in a similar way to other media. If adults wished to "opt in" to access the material then of course that would be their right, and they would have to apply for their right of access.


    Does someone have a list of names of these idiots, so our Australian friends know who to rail against and vote out of office ASAP?
    1. Re:Does someone have a list of names? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does someone have a list of names of these idiots, so our Australian friends know who to rail against and vote out of office ASAP?

      The Liberal Party

    2. Re:Does someone have a list of names? by squoozer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are two interesting points in the quote you presented that I think you missed. First, that the content is deemed inappropriate. That's a hard one to judge because the Internet is still very new and we are still hashing out exactly where it fits in our lives. Puting porn mags in with childrens comics in a news agent is inappropriate. I don't think the analogy holds for the Internet which is mostly aimed at adults (porn, shopping, news etc). Therefore it's difficult to argue that there is a social norm that is being broken making adult material on the web inappropriate.

      Secondly, the idea of opting in at the ISP level being the same as opting in to other media is a fundamentally flawed analogy. Most (but I admit not all) porn sites require registration which is the equivalent to opting in to other media. Opting in at the ISP level is like opting in to walk down some streets in the local town. Best keept that last bit quiet - before we know it someone will try and implement the idea.

      I wonder how much this has to actually do with protecting the children. It feels more like a ploy to get a list of everyone that views "inappropriate" content. Pound to a penny the law will be formulated such that the ISP has to surrender records of subscribers that requested the block be removed for practically any reason.

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    3. Re:Does someone have a list of names? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As of a few days ago, it's technically an act of sedition, in Australia, to call our senators idiots. This is a federal offence, for which we can be jailed.

    4. Re:Does someone have a list of names? by Xserv · · Score: 0
      The signatories believed the internet should be regulated in a similar way to other media. If adults wished to "opt in" to access the material then of course that would be their right, and they would have to apply for their right of access.
      This is another prime example of poor, malformed government at work. They want to make free profit off of the "right" to opt in. First of all, "opting in" should be unnecessary. It's currently no more expensive than your current ISP fees right now so who gives the government the right to tax something that belongs to the world as a whole? Are they going to pay some of those profits to the content originators that they'd be unlawfully collecting "fees" for?

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    5. Re:Does someone have a list of names? by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      If adults wished to "opt in" to access the material then of course that would be their right, and they would have to apply for their right of access.

      They can opt-in by getting internet access. Nobody ever claimed that the internet was a place for children. If they think they can setup a network that is safe for children, why don't they initiate such a network instead of trying to turn the whole world into a Kindergarden?

    6. Re:Does someone have a list of names? by trime · · Score: 1

      Doesn't this suggest a solution to anyone? In fact, a solution which is already implemented? Right now, if I don't opt in to have an internet connection, I am unable to receive violent, pornographic, or inappropriate material by anyone's standards.

      I'm not able to receive appropriate material either, naturally.

      So, instead I opt in by calling an ISP and having an account set up so that I can download whatever material I so desire.

      The proposal as worded above is not that the PM wants to filter the internet, but make certain materials unattainable via the internet. I can't receive porn by mail order from Mars either; does that mean we should have government controls to screen incoming extra-terrestrial material for 'appropriateness' as well? I am completely of the opinion that if people can't manage their own censorship and the censorship of those in their immediate care, then they simply shouldn't request access to the distribution channel at all. Internet access is a privilege, not a basic human right!

  14. From the horse's mouth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    This article appears on his own website:

    Senator Guy Barnett today called for a national ban on access to pornographic, extremely violent, and other inappropriate material via the internet, subject to "opt-in" rights for adults.

    Adults wishing to view pornographic material and other material banned as such would have the right to "opt in", to receive such material.

    Senator Barnett said research showed that most Australians would support such constraints applying both at public institutions such as schools and libraries, and in the home.

    "I was staggered to learn recently that most libraries in Australia provide unfiltered access to the internet, and there is no legal obligation on public libraries to use internet filtering to prevent children's access to pornography," Senator Barnett said.

    "General access to pornography at Commonwealth, State and local government public facilities is particularly worrying."

    Senator Barnett said high risk places for children such as public libraries, child care centres and on-line access centres should have filtering to ban access to pornography and other inappropriate material.

    "As Members of Parliament we have a duty of care to ensure that pornographic and violent sites are not available to children," Senator Barnett said.

    "In Tasmania in August it was discovered that children could access pornography at the State Library in Hobart. I wrote to the State Minister for Education Paula Wriedt on August 16 and five weeks later she says she is having a review done. This is not good enough," he said.

    "It defies belief that students, especially minors, can be vulnerable to on-line porn sites at public libraries of all places. Public libraries are education institutions in the same way as schools are and should be protected as such from pornography and other inappropriate information," Senator Barnett said.

    One option is for a filter to be applied at the Tier 1 (e.g. Optus, Telstra, and Primus) internet service provider level. It could operate on the basis that those customers who wish to access pornographic material could apply to do so.

    This reform would be supported by parents, (see statistics below) and would have the effect of filtering out pornography at home and on public sites, with the onus being on adult users to 'opt in' if they wish.

    A Federally funded site called www.netalert.net.au has extensive advice on the use of filters and other safety advice for institutions and individual users. Some filter software is available free on the web and the Netalert site provides information on various filter sites.

    A survey by the Australia Institute called Regulating Youth Access to Pornography dated 2003 found that 84% of boys and 60% of girls had been accidentally exposed to pornographic material on the internet, while two in every five boys had deliberately used the internet at some stage to see sexually explicit material.

    "The survey found that 93% of parents were in favour of filtering out pornography available on the home computer, let alone those in public buildings. The survey also drew a link between prolonged exposure to this material and tolerance of sexual aggression," Senator Barnett said.

    He said he would be canvassing the issue with his Federal colleagues over the next few weeks.

    The Australia Institute survey found that a much more effective method of restricting access of children to Internet sex sites would be to require all Australian ISPs to apply filters to all content, with some managed exemptions for adult users.

    It appears that he's another person who believes in something with which most people would not disagree (filtering in public institutions, like public libraries) but takes it too far by extending it to make adult content 'opt-in' for homes.

    If parents want to protect their children at home, they can get opt-in filters. No usable

    1. Re:From the horse's mouth. by darkewolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The best bit is:

      A survey by the Australia Institute called Regulating Youth Access to Pornography dated 2003 found that 84% of boys and 60% of girls had been accidentally exposed to pornographic material on the internet, while two in every five boys had deliberately used the internet at some stage to see sexually explicit material.

      Suggesting that only boys go out of their way to look for porn. I am sure there is one or two girls that actively look for porn. Of course, maybe guys are a touch more obcessive about it.

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      Nimheil
    2. Re:From the horse's mouth. by stoborrobots · · Score: 2, Insightful
      My favourite was:
      "The survey found that 93% of parents were in favour of filtering out pornography available on the home computer, let alone those in public buildings. The survey also drew a link between prolonged exposure to this material and tolerance of sexual aggression," Senator Barnett said.


      Could one assume then, that 93% of parents are therefore using some form of filtering currently available to achieve that goal?
    3. Re:From the horse's mouth. by darkewolf · · Score: 1

      You would hope that if they were already in favour of it they'd be actively using filtering software.

      Then again, I am against it, and I am a parent. Of course, I monitor my son's use of the 'Net whenever he is accessing it. And I object to the government feeling it should be in control of access.

      Oh well, home time.

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      Nimheil
    4. Re:From the horse's mouth. by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      "As Members of Parliament we have a duty of care to ensure that pornographic and violent sites are not available to children," Senator Barnett said.

      I know, I know, politician hyperbole, but I'd be curious to know how he figures that he as a politician has a duty of care to children. As far as I can recall, his 'duty of care' was the representation of his constituency in goverment (haha, I'm so naive).

    5. Re:From the horse's mouth. by Nyh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More interesting is the article fails completely in explaining why children should be protected from sexual explicit materials. If they are not interested they will just skip it as some rubbish. I have never seen any research proving children are harmed in any way when they are accidentally exposed to sexual explicit materials. However, children will be harmed if they won't be educated about sex and it's sexual consequences.

      Nyh

    6. Re:From the horse's mouth. by darkewolf · · Score: 1

      I agree. A most sensible standpoint on the whole matter. Turning things into taboos risks turning them into points of obcession.

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      Nimheil
    7. Re:From the horse's mouth. by Kjella · · Score: 1

      More interesting is the article fails completely in explaining why children should be protected from sexual explicit materials. If they are not interested they will just skip it as some rubbish. I have never seen any research proving children are harmed in any way when they are accidentally exposed to sexual explicit materials. However, children will be harmed if they won't be educated about sex and it's sexual consequences.

      Well, first there's the issue about what children will do when it is pushed on them compared to going out and exploring it. How many kids do you think started smoking because they were offered a cig from a buddy, and how many decided to just start on their own? Secondly, "Barely legal sluts in wild gangbang" isn't exactly education about sex and consequences.

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    8. Re:From the horse's mouth. by Nyh · · Score: 1

      Well, first there's the issue about what children will do when it is pushed on them compared to going out and exploring it. How many kids do you think started smoking because they were offered a cig from a buddy, and how many decided to just start on their own?

      So true. Most teenagers will start exploring sexuality with their buddies. There will always be more advanced buddies among them pushing them to do things they are not ready for yet. Just as we tell them smoking is very unhealthy, childeren should be informed about sex by that time so they know what the other is asking for and, hopefully, they will be strong enough to say no! when they won't.

      Secondly, "Barely legal sluts in wild gangbang" isn't exactly education about sex and consequences.
      No and childern won't be interested in stuff like that. But they want to know thing like 'how to kiss', 'is my penis too small?', 'can I get pregnant by ...?'. All 'forbidden' words will be available on the good educating sites. So the educating sites will be blocked for sure.

      The "Barely legal sluts in wild gangbang" is not targetted at children, they do not own credit cards. They won't turn into bad children when they accidentally see it. The normal healthy reaction will be 'yuk! '. My question still is: Why should children be protected from sexual explicit materials?

      Nyh

  15. Pity my elected officials by fatboyslack · · Score: 5, Informative

    As a term of reference for you delightful residents of the US of A, Tasmania is like the US 'south' (rednecks, interbreeding et al) and the 'Liberal' party isn't actually a liberal party, but a conservative party (similar to your Republican party).

    However, this motion/proposal is unlikely to gain legs as Howard (current Australian Prime Minister) would almost certainly leave it as a 'conscience vote' and I sincerely doubt that it will have the popularity to get through the lower house, let alone the upper house.

    And, as I understand it, this sort of 'filtering' would be quite difficult to do and the current upper echelons of politicians *and* public servants switched on enough to listen to those who would advise them on the viability of 'filtering'... so false alarm and ignore the political posturing. The guy is (most likely) in a marginal seat and is trying to buy some credit with the local religious conservatives.

    "while two in five boys had deliberately used the net to see sexually explicit material" ... and the other three were lying about it.

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    1. Re:Pity my elected officials by The+OPTiCIAN · · Score: 3, Informative

      Tut tut - I'm frequently surprised by what qualifies as 'informative' on slashdot.

      > As a term of reference for you delightful residents of the US of A, Tasmania
      > is like the US 'south' (rednecks, interbreeding et al)

        ^- for instance - how does abuse like this qualify as being informative? How do people from the US South feel about this? Or Tasmanians. Why would anyone rate this up?

      Tasmania is nothing like the US South, in terms of people or electoral representation. More than half of the available federal seats in Tasmania are held by notional left-leaning representatives, including people who would identify themselves as very left such as Tas. Senator Bob Brown who is national leader of the Australian Greens. The incumband state government is Labor.

      > and the 'Liberal'
      > party isn't actually a liberal party, but a conservative party (similar to
      > your Republican party).

      The Liberal Party is from the tradition of Australian non-Labor parties, as is its support base. While it's similar to the republican party in terms of the fact that it's notionally the rightermost of the parties, its support base demonstrates a lack of consistency on traditional values. See http://www.ozpolitics.info/blog/?p=212. Contrast that to the Republicans which is widely held to have a very firm right-wing base in the area of 'traditional values' (I have no data available). The Liberal Party is more conservative than the ALP and minor parties. But if you asked all the federal Liberal MPs which US political party with which they most closely identified many would say the Democrats.

      The reason for the name is a source of some controversy, but one popular opinion is that the founder wanted the party to be an effective catch-all party and not be pigeon-holed in the way a 'Conservative' party would be. The most effective way to do that is to have a spread of opinions across the notional right. It's meaningless to try and pigeon hole mainstream parties as being 'this' or 'that' ideology though, because practical considerations will tend to override idealogical. They're a catch-all party.

      Of note, the major policies of the LPA are quite similar to many of those of the Blair Labor government (consider cost of education, war against Iraq, etc), and the policies of the Conservatives have in recent times mirrored those of the ALP. Comparisons with the US political scene are tenous. Their cleavages are too different.

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    2. Re:Pity my elected officials by Mjec · · Score: 1

      The guy is (most likely) in a marginal seat and is trying to buy some credit with the local religious conservatives.

      Not quite. Our senate is based on having six people elected from a whole-state electorate every three years, but rotating so there are twelve senators each with a six year term. Guy Barnett was 3rd (of 6 elected) in the most recent election. He's just an idiot.

      A few other things to clarify: it wouldn't be a conscience vote - Howard hates these and won't even let one through on abortion. Oh, and Tasmania doesn't have religious conservatives, just plain old uneducated apathetic fools. Trust me, I live here. We're not all stupid down here.

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    3. Re:Pity my elected officials by fatboyslack · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, I donate all my mod points to you. (no, no sarcasm)

      Comparing Tasmania with US South culturally/socially was a cheap shot, akin to wondering where the scar from the second head removal is. Although politics wise I was under the (mis?)apprehension that the real reason that the Libs and Nats were screwed in Tasmania is due to major backlash over the Franklin Dam project that they have never really recovered from. Interestingly, with the way that the current Tasmanian ALP is going with regards to Gunns and forestry policy, they may suffer a similar fate. I'm fairly sure that the Liberal/Nats did well in Tasmania in the last election, which seemed to me to point to a conservative majority that just votes for Labour due to despising the Libs'.

      With regards to the Republican's in the US, while we see the extreme part of them on the news or late (so calle 'neo-cons'), traditionally, they were quite close to the now quite central Libs. Meh, 'left', 'centre' and 'right' are pretty much useless these days as a term of reference anyway. I usually prefer a 'conservative scale, but then I have no clues, eh?

      I was quite interested in your comments on the Libs focussed historically as a 'catch-all' party, which would tend to more clearly explain their current strong populist politics.

      I do not believe that I have ever heard the word 'cleavages' used in reference to politics, and I subscribe to the delightful crikey.com.au which is never short of colourful phrase.

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    4. Re:Pity my elected officials by fatboyslack · · Score: 1

      Most of the people I meet in Melbourne from Tasmania are quite normal and switched on... but I've always assume that is why they moved to Melbourne in the first place.

      I assumed the Senator's seat would be vaguely marginal due to the quite fussy voters of Tasmania.

      What do you mean by 'He's just and idiot'?

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      Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. -- Leo Tolstoy
    5. Re:Pity my elected officials by The+OPTiCIAN · · Score: 1

      I'm subscribed to crikey as well :)

      You might enjoy this: http://ozpolitics.info/blog/index.php?page_id=206

      > Although politics wise I was under the (mis?)apprehension that the
      > real reason that the Libs and Nats were screwed in Tasmania is due
      > to major backlash over the Franklin Dam project that they have
      > never really recovered from.

      http://www.australianpolitics.com/elections/house indicate that the Liberal Party clean-swept Tasmania in the 1983 election while the coalition parties lost every other state. The problem with the Tasmanian Liberal Party could be the ascendancy of a dominant faction that prevents the catch-all pattern from having an effect. If crikey reports are to be believed, NSW will probably go the same way unless the organised right are somehow contained. If not it will be be devestating for the LPA - numerous marginal federal seats in NSW are held by candidates not associated with the organised right.

          - C

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    6. Re:Pity my elected officials by Mjec · · Score: 1

      What do you mean by 'He's just and idiot'?

      Typo for "he's just an idiot". Not exactly nPOV, I know ;).

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    7. Re:Pity my elected officials by fatboyslack · · Score: 1

      http://www.ozpolitics.info/blog/index.php?page_id= 206&id=d5fff2c1214c73437c7048c9306363f7

      lol, looks like Family First is my party of choice.

      Yes Crikey is good. I've been continually disillusioned by the press over the past few years.

      Another great thing I subscribe to is the Daily Briefing. It pretty much sumarises the press here and overseas, and highlights great writing on current affairs here and, well, overseas. Highly recommended as a time saver in these busy times.
      http://www.thedailybriefing.com.au/

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    8. Re:Pity my elected officials by fatboyslack · · Score: 1

      lol, I didn't even notice the grammar error.

      I actually meant, why is the senator an idiot?

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      Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. -- Leo Tolstoy
    9. Re:Pity my elected officials by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Having lived in the American south for about 10 years, I can tell you if anything that statement is unfair to tazmania. Lincoln didn't know a good deal when he saw one.

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    10. Re:Pity my elected officials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should we care about insulting the South when they're SO FUCKING STUPID?!

    11. Re:Pity my elected officials by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      and the 'Liberal' party isn't actually a liberal party, but a conservative party (similar to your Republican party)

      Or similar to many southern Democrats (see: Zell Miller)

    12. Re:Pity my elected officials by shiftless · · Score: 1

      As a term of reference for you delightful residents of the US of A, Tasmania is like the US 'south' (rednecks, interbreeding et al) and the 'Liberal' party isn't actually a liberal party, but a conservative party (similar to your Republican party).

      Uh, I am an American and in fact a resident of Alabama (part of the "US south" as I am sure you are aware). Rednecks can be found everywhere in the country, and inbreeding is a rare occurence. Yes, we actually have electricity, running water, cars, and other examples of modern technology. As a matter of fact we also have rocket scientists too. What about y'all, what the hell have you guys accomplished lately?

  16. Interesting /. effect . . . by erikharrison · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Slashdot effect seems to have left the server standing, but expired the content in their ad server, leaving only the weird animated "Default Banner" gif, which actually doesn't fit in the provided space.

    http://ds.serving-sys.com/BurstingRes/Site-0/Type- 0/Dbanner.gif

  17. Re:mmmhmm by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Just one more reason why the continued control of ICANN over the internet is a wonderful thing. Just imagine if a world body got control and decided to put China, Iran, or apparently Australia on the board governing it.


    This is just the opinion of one right-wing senator. It's not going to happen. You have a lot more neo-con nut jobs in your senate or lobbying it who propose the same or worse.

  18. It's already in place by Squigley · · Score: 1

    They implemented this rubbish years ago. Hell, search the /. archives, it'll come up with articles about it.

    It didn't make 1 iota of difference, and if anything happens this time, things still won't change.

    1. Re:It's already in place by bollocks · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If there's a difference it's this:
      The first time round, the Howard government passed the law banning porn on the internet in exchange for getting independant Senator Brian Harradine's support for the partial privatization of Telstra (Govt owned Telco). So what happened was they spent a couple of million on setting up an agency to do it, then never enforced the laws.

      The difference this time is that it comes from within the government itself, which means that we'd likely get more than just the laws this time, they may actually try to enforce them (and just because they can't get rid of net porn doesn't mean they can screw things up trying).

    2. Re:It's already in place by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      They implemented this rubbish years ago.

      They may have talked about implementing it, or they might have implemented something similar. But they haven't implemented it being compulsory for ISPs... well.. they might have... hang on..... Nope. It isn't compulsory for ISPs to do this.

  19. You are not a very good troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is all.

  20. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new senetorial overlords.

  21. I have to tell you this by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    20 years ago I went hitch hiking in Tasmania. Going up the east coast was a pain because all the shithead retirees living there associate carrying a back pack with being a radical greenie. I couldn't get a ride.

    An old combee van pulls up. A hand waves me in. Inside that van were six people with extreme facial deformities. Think the bar scene from Star Wars. These people were ugly, but the nicest people I met on the entire east coast of tassie. They were only going 5k up the road and apologised for not taking me further.

    I was lucky to make it for my plane from devonport that night. I haven't been back. Lately I had the thought that right wingers in NZ could buy the place from Australia. They would get 300000 right wing voters which should put the NZ nationals back in power for a while...

    1. Re:I have to tell you this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *ahem*

      Tasmania was the first state in the world with a Green Party that held the balance of power. The Greens consistently do well here and outperform all other Australian states, not to mention other countries. The Liberals (ie conservatives) have not been in power for years here. In many ways Tasmania is a leader of the green movement worldwide. Now think about that before you classify us all as right wing voters.

  22. These people should censor themselves.... by Dual_View · · Score: 2, Insightful

    AFAIK, Australia is still reeling from the effects of gun control laws. Clearly, they have not learned the lesson that unrealistic attempts at regulation only cause the problem to become worse. I have no sympathy for the politicians that think this will solve anything, even in the remote condition that it manages to work properly. However, I do have sympathy for the people of Australia that will have to deal with this, as well as whatever federal institutions and causes are robbed of money that the Australian government redirects to this misguided endeavor.

    Those filters will not be effective by any stretch of the imagination. It's unlikely that pornography can be statistically "filtered out" the way spam is. Also, those who actually have a vested interest in the Australian market for pornography will just start signing up for hosting that's based in another country, like the United States. So the Australian government gets weepy and blows through a large supply of tax money EVERY YEAR on a solution with barely any chance of success and no redeemable returns even if it is a success.

    Do these people even stop to think before they open their mouths to speak?

    1. Re:These people should censor themselves.... by rswail · · Score: 1

      Um... to the uninformed, we had gun control laws long before the reaction to the Port Arthur massacres. What happened after that was that the gun control laws were increased dramatically. The only people who have been in any way affected by that are those that hunt and shoot. The rest of us were not affected one way or the other.

      We don't have a 2nd amendment, so we never had any "right to bear arms" to be lost.

      As for the actual proposal, it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if the government actually tried at some point to implement a firewall similar to Singapore/China. We have a bunch of reactionary conservatives in power, and it would appeal to the "omg, what about the children" nuts.

    2. Re:These people should censor themselves.... by jimmyharris · · Score: 1

      I agree with you about the idiocy of this latest attempt to filter our porn, but what do you mean that we're "...still reeling from the effects of gun control laws"?

      The gun control laws were pretty universially popular with the exception of some farmers and they passed years ago with no problems. I haven't heard anything about them for at least three or four years now.

    3. Re:These people should censor themselves.... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      Yeah, we're absolutely reeling from it. Homicide rates 20% of that in the US in general, and 5% of that for firearms homicide.

      Ouch. Give me reeling, any day.

      Of course, then someone will point out that, for example, Victoria's firearm homicide rate went up 2% the year after the introduction of gun control, as 'proof' it didn't work. Now, whilst 2% might be a bit of a hit in California or so on, it actually meant that it went from 72 one year to 73 the next, in a state of 4 million, in other words, nothing of the sort, just variation.

    4. Re:These people should censor themselves.... by darnok · · Score: 1

      My guess is you're an American, and that you've been told by the NRA and its affiliates that Australia was up in arms about the introduction of gun control laws. I've been to the US several times, so I've seen the propoganda for myself and I know it can be convincing.

      I'm Australian; nobody I know could care less about "losing their rights" to bear guns. Aside from farmers, we don't need them, and farmers simply had to register their guns in order to keep them. The one guy I know who had a gun at home handed it over quite happily; it hadn't been used for years, and he was slightly concerned that it might get stolen one day.

      Unlike the US, our country wasn't founded after a war of independence against a "mother state"; England happily participated in transitioning us from being a colony to a country. *Nobody* feels the need to keep guns at home to protect themselves, unless they happen to part of a crime syndicate; *nobody* feels we're likely to have to defend our homes from invasions from e.g. Tasmania or Queensland, so there's no state militia. We're mildly concerned about terrorist attacks, but the reality is that Osama's guys aren't likely to invade my house in such a way that me possessing a really big gun would make a lot of difference.

      As far as arming our homes go, the situation here is very similar to Canada, England, most of Western Europe, most of Asia, ...; here, it's absolutely normal that people don't have or want guns in their houses, and anyone who did would be very much the exception. We do have a gun lobby, but unlike the NRA which has some pull in government, the gun lobby here has none and is generally regarded as a bunch of clowns.

      Here endeth the lesson.

      Feel free to choose to believe the US NRA and anyone else who may tell you about the ongoing community outrage here about us losing our gun rights, but I'll tell you as a simple fact that it isn't so. Even in small country towns, which I visit a few times a year, nobody gives a stuff about it. In fact, come over and see for yourself if you doubt I'm telling the truth, and you're prepared to question what the NRA tells you as fact.

      Now, porn filters, on the other hand - it'd be a concern if it wasn't laughable. Those of us who know how the Internet functions know it can't happen, so we don't bother to speak up against a bunch of conservative politicians who are trying to make their voters' consciences clear. Note that they aren't calling to shut down all brothels, which would be a logical adjunct to filtering Internet porn; that's because they know it's technically feasible, and would actually attract concern from those interested.

    5. Re:These people should censor themselves.... by weharc · · Score: 1
      " AFAIK, Australia is still reeling from the effects of gun control laws. "

      Then clearly, you don't know shit about Australia. It's a shame, the rest of your comment was quite sensible ;-)

      It just goes to show that unfortunately we're not immune from having conservative politicians who believe it is their duty to save our souls and raise the lowest common denominator. (Or is that lower, the lowest common denominator?)

      As many others have already duly pointed out, this whole concept is:

      * Too big and hard (hey, this is sounding a bit like some of that pornography stuff I've been warned about!)

      * Too error-prone

      * Too expensive

      * Open to exploitation and corruption

      Whatever happened to parents taking responsibility for raising their damn offspring the right way and teaching them right from wrong. Also, what makes it OK for someone who is 18 to consume pornography, but not somebody who is 17 years, 11 months and 29 days? OK so we're trying to protect younger children... then filter your own damn private internet connection or supervise them. If you're worried about what your kids are going to get up on the computer and can't trust them, you've got bigger problems to worry about. What happens when they leave the house?

      Gah the whole thing just angries up my blood. Better go have a lie down.

  23. Where do you get this stuff? by poptones · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It used to be ozzies had the reputation for being self made, independant, and relatively free thinking individualists. I can sort of understand this stuff here in the US since we screwed up three hundred years ago by not putting those puritans back on the boat from which they came - but lately you people "down under" often make our own fascist government look like sodom in comparison.

    Far be it from me to tell the people of another country how to run their own show... I'm just grateful for the contrast. Every time I see another "we must filter porn to protect the children from carnal knowledge" or "me must outlaw cameras at school sports events to protect kids from the evil paedophiles" stories it reminds me just how much more fucked up things really could be here in the US.

    1. Re:Where do you get this stuff? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      me must outlaw cameras at school sports events to protect kids from the evil paedophiles

      Camera phones really are banned from changing rooms (pools, gyms etc).

    2. Re:Where do you get this stuff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, the most independent, hard-working people in the colonies were...the Puritans.

    3. Re:Where do you get this stuff? by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      I was listening to the radio the other day in Melbourne... was discussing how many schools had actually forbidden parents from even photographing their own children at school functions.

    4. Re:Where do you get this stuff? by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      Then they turned around burned people for being witches. The lesson is, if you absolutely must keep them around, let the Puritans do the farming and leave the governing to people with a better track record on not-being-fucking-crazy.

    5. Re:Where do you get this stuff? by G-funk · · Score: 1

      You do realise that on most of the beaches in Sydney it's a crime to take photos of your own kids right?

      You guys don't have a monopoly on fear-mongering and religious dickheads I assure you.

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    6. Re:Where do you get this stuff? by tooth · · Score: 1
      me must outlaw cameras at school sports events to protect kids from the evil paedophiles

      Recently heard that qantas is not setting older men next to children as he could be a paedophile! Sounds good to me, i don't want to sit next to the brats anyway.

    7. Re:Where do you get this stuff? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1
      we screwed up three hundred years ago by not putting those puritans back on the boat from which they came
      My, what a beautiful display of tolerance, understanding, and progressive thought.
      --
      The World Wide Web is dying. Soon, we shall have only the Internet.
    8. Re:Where do you get this stuff? by BoogieChile · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I think (and hope) that that spirit is still alive and well in the Australian pysche. If it is, the Australian people - the ones who actually have to live under these stupid laws that - and I quote here (Just ask any aussie) "those stupid blooody pollies $Direction(up|down|over) there in Canberra".

      What we do, see, is just ignore the law altogether - we did it with the copyright on videos - there is no "fair use" in the australian copyright laws - timeshifting is illegal. But does anybody pay any attention? No. In fact, we get our public figures - or a certain segment of our public figures pretty much advocating civil disobedience. Back then, it was Simon Townsend who stood up on the ABC and said (and this is a quote) "the law is an ass", during a show he had for a season or two Friday nights (because most Doctor Who stories around the time were four chapters which took up Monday to Thursday), when he gave this rather impassioned speech about copyright laws in Australia and how it was illegal to tape show for watching later. He was practically exhorting us to go out and breach these (quote) "foolish" laws. Those of you who don't remember Simon, he was a bit like Mr Rogers, only with more giggling. There was also a bloodhound involved.

      With a comment from an earlier poster about the passing of Australia's version of the new anti-terror and sedition laws in mind, there was recently a show put together by Andrew Denton and Wendy Harmer, chock-full and brimming over with fine black Australian satire, sedition and treason. Deliberately so, as the show was intended as a protest against the new laws.

      Here's an interesting bunch of comments to a story in the Sydney Morning Herald. See how many people are ready to put up their hands and say "Here we are, breaking the law. Whatcha gunna do?"

      Remember the filtering measures that are already supposed to be in place, courtesy of Senator Richard Alston? What happened to them?

      And finally, there's those rabble-rousing commie lefties right where they always have been - there at the helm of the Australian Broadcasting Corporation. Believe it or not, it was our very own comrade Rampaging Roy Slaven who gave this year's post-prandial wallopping at that glittering industry shindig, the annual Andrew Ollie Media Lecture. Towards the end of his speech - it's a cracking good one too, go and have a read of it, it's really long - he pointed out that...

      ABC TV has...managed to survive with its current affairs programs intact, loathed by Labor and Coalition alike, as it should be. And as it should be, it still strives to put forward an alternative view. So that when the commercial media is dictated to by myopic intrusive ownership and ill-informed populism, is forced through thoughtless need to make irresponsible programs that lack both style and substance, caresses inflammatory and cheap, nasty demagoguery that seeks to marginalize the already marginalized, that describes the world in simple terms, provides simple solutions to complex problems and is purely a servant to fiscal outcomes, then the ABC will always seem to aggravate, annoy and frustrate and it's precisely when the ABC is doing this that it is serving its charter"

      And the head of the ABC agreed with him! Said that the ABC's job was to cause discomfort to the comfortable, or some such seditious nonsense. There's already

  24. Proxy anyone? by TheBeardIsRed · · Score: 1

    This also makes me wonder if they will filter google images, art sites, etc. Who will determine the "vulgarity level"? The line across which art nudes become porno. Looks like it'll be time to fire up squid to help some aussies get their jerk on. ... or off i guess i should say.

    1. Re:Proxy anyone? by TheBeardIsRed · · Score: 1

      for reference (and those too lazy to google):
      http://www.squid-cache.org/

  25. Alternative by quokkapox · · Score: 5, Insightful
    FTFA: I believe the system should default automatically in favour of protecting our children before we start considering the rights of adults.

    I believe the system should default automatically in favor of protecting our rights as adults before we start considering the children.

    Big difference...

    The adults who wish to protect the children in their custody can then opt-in (and pay for) whatever safe haven/playpen schemes they wish to create.

    --
    it's a blue bright blue Saturday hey hey
    1. Re:Alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the article: "... requires all ISPs to provide filters at cost or below to consumers. It can fine ISPs if they do not comply with the industry codes."

      I was under the impression that Australian ISPs were actually required to supply filtering software which can be turned on, at a request, for free. Regardless of whether they are required or not, the option is still there, according to the article. This seems a lot more reasonable, that those who are in favour of filtering, are either provided it or have to pay for it, rather than burdening the rest of us with what will probably amount to extra tax and extra challenges just to use the Internet.

    2. Re:Alternative by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Imagine if they applied this to other adult activities.

      1) It must be safe for a child to drive a car.
      2) Then adults will be considered.

      1) It must be safe for children to surf the net unsupervised.
      2) Then adults will be considered.

      1) It must be safe for a child to play professional football.
      2) Then adults will be considered.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    3. Re:Alternative by PMuse · · Score: 1

      FTFA: I believe the system should default automatically in favour of protecting our children ...

      "Quite right! The Senator's proposal is clearly insufficient. After all, it would be safer if all get()s were routed to a government agency for approval of content first. Otherwise, by filtering just the p0rn, we would do nothing to prevent ...drrumrrrolllll... TERRORISM. "

      [It was at this point that the debate collapsed in what can best be described as a Godwin's Law Event.]

      --
      "We reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals." --The American President (20.1.2009)
  26. Re:Australians... by 1u3hr · · Score: 3, Funny
    Then again what can you really expect from a country with people dumb enough to elect Pauline Hanson to parliament.

    She was thrown out after two years when it was obvious what an idiot she was. You re-elected Bush. Who's dumb?

  27. Be a bit nicer! by jurt1235 · · Score: 3, Funny

    (except that Tasmania is a very cold place and it's population quite tiny)

    To start making remarks in which you combine cold with tiny is just not nice. It is always like that when it is cold!

    --

    My wife's sketchblog Blob[p]: Gastrono-me
  28. Getting Sick of This by tymbow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm going to say this very clearly... because I am getting so very tired of "solutions" based on the "won't someone please think of the children" excuse (followed closely by the terrorism excuse) for every perceived I'll in our world. BE A FUCKING PARENT TO YOUR CHILDREN AND STOP TRYING TO BLAME EVERYONE ELSE! IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. It's that simple. Spend time with them, listen to them and stop the mindless quest for wealth and possessions.

    1. Re:Getting Sick of This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, but, you childless people go on the mindless quest for wealth and possessions, why can't us parents too? It's not fair. We have a right to the same lifestyle you have AND children. Having children is a rite of growing up, showing we're deserving of the rights and privileges of adulthood.

    2. Re:Getting Sick of This by Asklepius+M.D. · · Score: 1

      Ummm...no. Personal responsibility means that when you make a choice, you stick with the consequences, repercussions, and any other thing that occurs because of that choice. If you choose, as adults, to have children, then you are dedicating yourself to 20+ years of service and self-sacrifice in order to responsibly raise them. Sorry, but the sailboat, Mercedes, and vacation in Honolulu are not "rights" by any strech of the imaginations. "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" are rights, but they are contingent on YOU, the CITIZEN, educating yourself and taking responsibility for your own destiny. You got "Life", when you were born. You can voluntarily give up that right using your right to "liberty". The same goes for "pursuit of happiness". Please note the "pursuit of". It does NOT guarantee you the right to happiness, nor should your pursuit thereof limit others rights to "liberty". To the lawmakers: keep your grubby hands to yourself, you don't have a divine mandate to govern and you've historically done a piss poor job of handling whatever responsibilities we've given you. To the voters: stop re-electing these people! Make 'em fight for their right to office! Keep kicking them out, and eventually even the politicians will get the idea that if they want power, then they have to actually THINK before they act! To the poster of the parent: It's no surprise that you, who deem a "mindless quest for wealth and posessions" a "right" have posted your comment as Anonymous Coward. So much for personal responsibility.

      --
      He who would be a man, must be a nonconformist. -- Emerson
  29. Okay by me... by narcc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They can filter all the porn they want -- as soon as they can define it: http://www.spectacle.org/296/opt.html (Safe For Work)

    (Or, even better, tell me why it's immoral.)

    More seriously:

    There are some fine lines between art and porn...stuff like: http://konzababy.tripod.com/photography.htm
    (?Not?Safe?For?work?) Click the tiny image to enlarge. -- Is this art or porn? (I say art 100%)

    Even closer still are things like http://www.domai.com (Not Safe For Work)

    See this interview (Not Safe For Work) on domai.com for an interesting dialog about nudes/art/porn. -- Is Domai Porn? Difficult to say (I lean more toward yes, but I have reservations)

    Any thoughts? What makes porn ... porn?

    1. Re:Okay by me... by know1 · · Score: 1

      oh dude, never mind the not safe for work warnings, we need warnings about naked pregnat women. and i think that picture is neither art nor porn, just as i picture of bill gates at the side of an article about microsoft isn't either. apart from that though i totally agree with your post

    2. Re:Okay by me... by schlumpf_louise · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of being in school, trying to view the Nottingham Rock City gig guide on their website. Because "Nashville Pussy" were playing at some point, the site was automatically a porn site and was blocked.

    3. Re:Okay by me... by liangzai · · Score: 1

      I've just studied the Chinese law in this matter, and it seems most countries in the world define porn as imagery or literature that evokes sexual lust -- for the average person.

      Most works of law also exclude physiological and educational imagery, as well as works of art. Art can be hard to define in some cases, but the rule of thumb is that if it affects your nether bodily parts more than your heartily innards, it is probably porn, not art.

      And since I have just studied censorship in China, I can tell you with some accuracy that such censorship is impossible by technical means. 12% of all the web sites are porn sites, and there are some 400 million web pages displaying porn. Every month 1.5 billion pornographic objects are transferred through the pipes via P2P apps.

      There are only two ways to stop the flow of boobs on the net: cut the line altogether, or globally enforce the no porn hardline.

      Porn is an integrated part of the internet, and those who don't want it can stay away from the net.

    4. Re:Okay by me... by mrsev · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dear Narcc,

      Thank you for the links provided however I must ask that you send more before I can form a balanced opinion onthis very tricky subject.

      Yrs,

      MrSev

    5. Re:Okay by me... by Xrikcus · · Score: 1

      Or googling for things related to scunthorpe

    6. Re:Okay by me... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      You think that's bad, you should hear of AOL's two biggest faux pas on this matter:

      1. Breast was a blocked word for forum creation. There was a slight outcry when a "Survivors Of Breast Cancer" forum couldn't be created. Appeals to AOL were dismissed, until the publicity of "Survivers Of Boobie Cancer" changed their mind. 2. Scunthorpe is an English town (you can see where this is going already). When you attempted to sign up online, it wouldn't let you. Calling the AOL Help Desk didn't solve your problem - because of the way the application was written, the only 'advice' you got to register was to "misspell the town" as Skunthorpe, or such.

    7. Re:Okay by me... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Hard to tell, but a nipple, or a cartoon's behind, is definitely too explicit, regardless if it's in an erotic context or not, at least in US television.
      If anything, I think that shows how far the morale panic has been allowed to spread in some countries.

      --
      Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
    8. Re:Okay by me... by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Every child has already seen a nipple. Several times.

      --
      Je fume. Tu fumes. Nous fûmes!
    9. Re:Okay by me... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Ok, now is Nashville some obscure sexual term, or would the same filter ban websites relating to cats?

      (I'm probably showing my naivety here and am about to get a lesson in how a Nashville Pussy differs from, say, a Portugese Breakfast)

      --
      You are not alone. This is not normal. None of this is normal.
    10. Re:Okay by me... by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      There was a swear filter developed for Counter-Strike that had some side effects like that. You couldn't say "I had good competition earlier today in Japan" because "tit", "lier" and "jap" were blocked.

  30. Freedom of Speech, not just for anyone by ajgeek · · Score: 1

    First off, could I ask a question? Did a clue train leave the station without me? I once heard of this thing called freedom of speech, is this true? Seriously, censoring the internet is like censoring a friggin library. The material is MEANT TO BE SEEN! Come on people! I can head to my local archives and look at all the pr0n I want and better yet probably be condoned on my appreciation of Renaissance art! Get a friggin grip! If you want to censor something, go after the important stuff, like how to build nuclear bombs in a weekend with spare parts. Stupid people suck!

    1. Re:Freedom of Speech, not just for anyone by Smuffe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >If you want to censor something, go after the important stuff, like how to build nuclear bombs in a weekend with spare parts.

      You wouldn't happend to have a link do you? Been itching for something to do during the holidays...

    2. Re:Freedom of Speech, not just for anyone by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      Seriously, censoring the internet is like censoring a friggin library.
      Yeah, well, this fascist, puritan nutjob is in favor of that too!
      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    3. Re:Freedom of Speech, not just for anyone by mcbridematt · · Score: 1

      freedom of speech

      Freedom of Speech actually doesn't exist in Australia. The government sold censorship control to the private sector under the thing we call 'defamation law'. If you have enough money, feel free to sue us into becoming China.

    4. Re:Freedom of Speech, not just for anyone by lorelorn · · Score: 2, Informative
      I'm going to go ahead and assume you are an American, and make the further assumption that you have never actually left your country.

      Freedom of Speech is very much an American concept, one that the rest of the world simply does not have.

      In Australia, for example, the current is in the position to mandate what does and does not constitute "acceptable" speech, and is doing so with abandon.

      Their main opponent is not HM Opposition as you might expect, but News Ltd. When the Government's main opponent on freedom of speech issues is Rupert Murdoch, you know things are bad.

      In Australia, unfortunately, we do not have anything like your First Amendment speech protections. I wish it were otherwise, but here the government is able to restrict speech as it sees fit. Most Australian governments have left this wisely alone, but the current government seems to view the electorate as an anthill and they are poking us with stick after stick, just to see what happens.

      The tactic of having a member of the government express his "private" views publicly in this way is their established method of testing the water on things they would like to introduce. The Health Minister made similar noises a while back about banning abortion. He was raised by monks.

    5. Re:Freedom of Speech, not just for anyone by NoMaster · · Score: 1
      Their main opponent is not HM Opposition as you might expect, but News Ltd.
      Wha' the F?

      News Ltd is one of the current government's biggest supporters ! Read any News Ltd newspaper here - for example, The Australian - and all you'll see is thinly disguised Liberal party propaganda.

      Hell, when the Australian Financial Review - the country's biggest corporate-oriented daily - leans more to the left than the national paper & most of the capital dailies, you realise what a self-interested, inbred, manipulative & fucked-up media regime exists in this country.

      Mind you, you're spot on with the testing the waters bit. Really, this article is about nothing more than what goes on in the US or any other so-called "democracy".

      --
      What part of "a well regulated militia" do you not understand?
    6. Re:Freedom of Speech, not just for anyone by lorelorn · · Score: 1
      News Ltd - through the editor of The Australian, have been the main opponents of the government's sedition laws.

      Otherwise, yeah, News are just a Howard cheer squad. I was only referring to the sedition issue when I spoke of News being an opponent.

  31. Hahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bit early for April fools' jokes, isn't it?

    Seriously, he can't do that. It's not possible and most likely not legal.

  32. easy way round by know1 · · Score: 1

    er...p2p anyone?

  33. What the heck is going on down there? by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I always thought of Australians as being a pretty loose bunch. Then "mate" becomes a no-no in parliament, there have been a bunch of nanny laws coming into effect, and all in all, it looks like the nuts that have made such a mockery of what the US Republican party used to pretend to stand for (small government, individual over the state) have been at work down under.

    What the heck is going on down there?

    1. Re:What the heck is going on down there? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      What the heck is going on down there?

      Politics

    2. Re:What the heck is going on down there? by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they've pretty much gone insane. You should check out some of the crazy anti-terrorism stuff.

      I used to live in Melbourne and I keep in touch with friends there, so they send me links evey now and then. It's scary stuff.

      --
      I rarely criticize things I don't care about.
    3. Re:What the heck is going on down there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically we have a Prime Minister with his head so far up George W Bush's orifice that Australians are being stripped of their rights even faster than the Americans are. Unfortunately we get the worst of the USA's idiocies (eg since the free trade act - and wasn't THAT a misnomer and a fraud - we get the DMCA but don't even have a fair use law) and still manage to dream up a few idiocies of our own (repressive gun laws, industrial relations laws, and sedition laws!

    4. Re:What the heck is going on down there? by mikek3332002 · · Score: 1

      To quote Mark Latham (former opposistion leader, his policy was read to you children) our PM is bush "arse licking" your president

    5. Re:What the heck is going on down there? by imroy · · Score: 1

      I'll tell you what's happened. A 66 year old Prime Minister and his cabinet/cult of arrogant, elitist yes-men (and women) now have control of both houses of parliament. John Howard has been PM for almost ten years, but the Labor-controlled senate always kept his coalition government in check. Now they're free to make all the changes they want, and we're seeing them clearly for the elitist right-wing facists that they are. Many have already mentioned the industrial relations amendments (hello US-style minimum-wage part time jobs!) and the "anti-terror" laws. I'm afraid that this is only the beginning of what will be some really nasty laws. Now if only the other parties could get their shit together for the next federal election in 2007. *sigh* Both major parties are pretty screwed up at the moment.

    6. Re:What the heck is going on down there? by dcam · · Score: 1

      The same thing that is happening in the US.

      Fear.

      That is why John Howard is in power. That is why GWB is in power.

      --
      meh
  34. Deja vu by Woldry · · Score: 5, Informative

    Libraries worldwide have been contending (with varying degrees of failure) with this sort of proposal for years now. In the U.S., many states now require library Internet computers to be filtered; the federal government has also made it a requirement for most of the federal funding available to libraries.

    Because of these restrictions, the library where I work is filtered. We staff have to immediately disable the filter for any adult patron who requests unfiltered access (and we're supposed to, but often, er, forget to) restore the filter as soon as that particular patron's session is over.

    You wouldn't believe the idiotic stuff that gets blocked -- innocuous, harmless, completely innocent stuff, right alongside the more questionable. One fellow from out of town couldn't log into his own business's web page with the filter on -- presumably because his first name, which appeared in the URL, began with a "D" and rhymed with "ick".

    Meanwhile, the patrons blithely find all the porn and violence and four-letter-word-headphone-breaking rap music they like. They learn very quickly which sites the filter isn't catching, and openly share them with one another.

    The staff terminals have the filtering turned off full-time (technically illegally, if I understand correctly). Although library policy says we are only to turn off the filter "as needed", it's dadblasted impossible to do our jobs with it on, so it stays off.

    So now these Australian senators want to impose this state of affairs on an entire country ... yeesh.

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    1. Re:Deja vu by dancallaghan · · Score: 1

      Very similar situation at the library where I work. The commercial URL filtering software we acquired wastes 350MB of my proxy machine's memory (a big Berkeley DB of naughty URLs) and the parallelism of its inbuilt proxy sucks majorly. Even some of the most obvious porn sites are omitted from the filter list, but my favourite inclusion was http://www.pussiesgalore.com.au/ which is safe for work -- it's just a pet supplies store! Not according to our URL filter though -- it contains "pornographic nudity".

    2. Re:Deja vu by dancallaghan · · Score: 1

      Oops I think "concurrency" was the word I wanted, not "paralellism".

    3. Re:Deja vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is - a site of naked pussies hanging around.

      Or had they been dressed up?

      The pervs!!!

    4. Re:Deja vu by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      Libraries worldwide have been contending (with varying degrees of failure) with this sort of proposal for years now. In the U.S., many states now require library Internet computers to be filtered; the federal government has also made it a requirement for most of the federal funding available to libraries.

      There's quite a bit of difference. I'd defend to no end the right of people to do whatever they want in their own house. However, I could make a case about my right to not have my taxes fund the ability to browse rooster porn on a public terminal at a library. No, I don't think my kids are fragile, but neither do I want them exposed to hardcode pr0n while they're checking out their Seuss books.

      I don't think there's a compelling need for individuals to view porn; if you need it that bad, pay for your own access. I refuse to believe that people who can't afford that don't have more compelling problems to deal with.

      Now, the technical ability to effectively filter content is another matter altogether, and I'm very sympathetic to the argument that accurate filtering simply isn't possible.

      Although library policy says we are only to turn off the filter "as needed", it's dadblasted impossible to do our jobs with it on, so it stays off.

      I wouldn't worry too much about that. Sounds like the definition of "as needed" to me.

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    5. Re:Deja vu by Woldry · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a libertarian, I absolutely agree that tax dollars should not be used for things to which the taxpayer objects. Unfortunately, if we have tax-supported libraries at all, there is no way to avoid that. I learned this in my first professional library job, when we had a patron who didn't want her child exposed to books with talking animals "because we don't believe in lying to our children". That taught me that there is no predicting what people will find objectionable.

      Other people in every public library where I've worked have objected to any of the following: series romances, Christian fiction, occult books (including Harry Potter and C.S. Lewis both), bodybuilding magazines, sex education books, books on dating that didn't include discussion of sex, the Hardy Boys, DVDs, books on evolution, excessively large collections of reference series, quilt displays, rap CDs, classical CDs, conservative newspapers, liberal magazines, databases that indexed publications for the gay community, databases that didn't, color copiers, Internet terminals, computers that lacked the Internet, and even certain dictionaries and phone books. If we removed everything to which a taxpayer felt entitled to object, there would be no library at all.

      That mother's objection may look ridiculous to us, but it did not to her. Your objection to hardcore porn does not look ridiculous to me, but it does to others. Whose standards do we use when we're deciding who has the right to object to the way their tax dollars are spent? Mine? Yours? Hers?

      My ideal solution would be to return to subscription and charity libraries in the long term. Yes, both of these models have problems, but at the very least no taxpayer would be required to pay for the things to which he or she objected. But in the interim, as long as libraries remain tax-funded, I am a fierce advocate for every possible freedom of speech and freedom of information in them. If you object to your tax dollars being spent on porn, then I suggest you band together with the no-talking-animals faction and work to remove tax funding for libraries altogether.

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      How can a post be modded "overrated" or "underrated" when it hasn't been rated yet?
    6. Re:Deja vu by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      I hope I didn't misrepresent my position. I'm not really pro-library-censorship at all, but I see censorship at a public terminal in a library as inherently different than censorship in my own house.

      I can at least sympathize with a subset of people who don't think porn surfing should be federally subsized; even if I disagree with their proposed solution, I can at least see where they're coming from. On the other hand, I see absolutely no public right of benefit of the government to tell me that I can't look at nekkid pictures without registering.

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    7. Re:Deja vu by Woldry · · Score: 1

      Sorry if I overreacted; this is a hot-button issue with me, and I have a tendency to be oversensitive about it and start to rant and foam at the mouth.

      I too sympathize -- heck, even agree -- with the people who think porn shouldn't be federally subsidized. I don't think libraries should be tax-supported at all, or at least supported only at the local level. Why should somebody in Boston or Memphis be forced to pay for a library book in Peoria? Or vice versa?

      But I just feel that, if people are going to be forced to pay taxes to support libraries, then at the very least, it's only fair that libraries should be absolute bastions of freedom for every kind of speech.

      That said, I do agree with you that there is a fundamental difference between saying "public Internet access should be filtered" (if that were even possible) and saying "home Internet access should be filtered", and that filtering what someone views in his or her own home is vastly more objectionable.

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      How can a post be modded "overrated" or "underrated" when it hasn't been rated yet?
    8. Re:Deja vu by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      However, I could make a case about my right to not have my taxes fund the ability to browse rooster porn on a public terminal at a library.

      Then don't do it. But I pay taxes as well, so if I want to use my taxes to browse porn at the library, it's my own business.

    9. Re:Deja vu by shalla · · Score: 1

      Another US public librarian chiming in here...

      The thing that really irks me about the CIPA is that every library I've worked in has had an Internet use policy that did not allow patrons viewing porn on the library machines, and the staff did their best to enforce it. It wasn't perfect, but no solution will be. In fact, every library I've worked offered BOTH filtered and unfiltered access so patrons and parents could make a decision what was right for their family.

      Now we waste our time unblocking sites like the local Board of Education, a local car dealers, anything with the letter X in it a number of times, various political commentary sites, HBO, construction equipment sale sites, and more, and people are still accessing porn.

      So, this law has
      1) been ineffective in stopping people from accessing porn
      2) required the use of a technical solution which
            a) cost my library a lot of money and
            b) blocked taxpaying adults from accessing perfectly innocent sites (and many of them are too shy to request the filters be turned off)
      3) wasted the time of both staff and patrons
      4) given parents a false sense of security and
      5) led local politicians to threaten to withhold all local funds from libraries unless we could ensure that the filters worked perfectly. (I'm not kidding.)

      Forcing a technological solution to a moral problem does not work. It simply creates an indiscrimate hurdle to anyone trying to use the system. I hope Australia's representatives realize this.

    10. Re:Deja vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One fellow from out of town couldn't log into his own business's web page with the filter on -- presumably because his first name, which appeared in the URL, began with a "D" and rhymed with "ick".

      Why on Earth would it block "Derrick"? Seems odd to me...

      On another note, I bet its that bloody "Family First" party senator bringing up this idea. He wants us Aussies to live in a country of restricted freedoms.

  35. Rule #1 by Mr2cents · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Be very, very, very watchful when you hear someone saying "we need to protect the children". Those people are using an argument that can be used to defend almost anything. And it makes it hard to say "No".

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    1. Re:Rule #1 by Bhasin_N · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lets save the children.

      You know whats really hurting the children?
      OTHER children! It's not so much as our parenting, as it is the parenting of OTHERS that is influencing our children! This is wrong!
      We should be able to protect our own without having our work, our CHILDREN(!) influenced by the work of others!

      Yet the problems we are facing today, the interweb, the violence TV, all of these were there in different forms before!
      Yes! We are having the same problems all parents before us have had! How do I know this??
      Why its simple!
      If there ever was a time when it was good to raise kids, and there werent bad people and things happening around us, well, we would have had PERFECT kids then! Then those children would have become perfect parents, raised perfect children and today we would have NO problems!

      Imagine!
      World war 2 wouldn't have happened!
      Everyone would be polite and well mannered!
      Each and everyone of us, would be so much better than what we are now! No one would have been mean or hurt us, no children would be taken advantage of. There would be no pervs, NOTHING! Can you imagine!?

      But it DIDN'T HAPPEN! That means its never been possible to do so!

      We need to change this. I say we need to put controls on the internet so our children can be safe. But will that stop it?

      NO!
      People will find a way around it! YES! The deviants will! WE NEED to control the deviants too! We need to find EVERYONE who has the least chance of being a deviant, ANY KIND of deviant, and ISOLATE them. Economically, emotionally, in evey which way possible! GET RID OF the deviants!

      But no, this is not enough either! Some deviants will always escape!
      Some may get born in further generations!

      WE NEED TO CONTROL EVERYTHING!
      You cant just try controlling the internet, the point is to PROTECT our children. To keep them SAFE from harm. And hard can come in MANY forms! WE NEED TO CONTROL EVERYTHING! LETS SAVE THE CHILDREN!

      Control EVERYTHING.

      WE need to make sure everyone follows the SAME path, EVERYDAY. Only state sponsored holidays on BIOLOGICALLY suitable days. WORK on those days that people are most productive, those days that you cant you can take a break! And you can go to something GOOD for you! Maybe a state sponsored gym class! Maybe the opera. AND DEFINITELY NO MORE CIGARETTE BREAKS!
      Just like that, no more trouble! You go when we tell you, where we tell you and how we tell you. No more unhealthy past times. No more unhealthy food. No more rude children. WIth everyone being shining examples all our children will grow up to be well adjusted and capable of contributing to society.

      Yet, even this my friends, is an utopia.
      Yes, even this little dream is not to be. Because we cling too hard to moderate steps. IF we want to protect the children we must protect them from EVERYTHING. EVEN OURSELVES.

      I say this is not enough. Deviants can form even in that utopia! I say we must do MORE. MUCH MUCH MORE! And today , we have the tools to do so.

      Genetic engineering. WE must remove the genes for creativity and intelligence. ALL PEOPLE WITH AN IQ ABOVE 80 MUST BE REMOVED From the gene pool! That way, there will NEVER be any technological change that will allow deviants to spy and PERVERT our children!
      Remove the need for dominance! Make it so that EVERYONE born LOOKS EXACTLY the same! No skin color differences, no hieght, no body shape, NOTHING. No one will EVER be insecure about their looks again!
      Remove the gene for violence all together! EVERYONE WILL BE DOCILE! NO ONE WILL feel the urge to go out and hit someone ever!
      But then how will we eat? WIll we be able to defend ourselves? YES! We can make robots whose ONLY duty is to kill all the predators.
      KILL EVERY BEAR, TIGER, HYENA, LION! EVERY predator which may prey on us. While we are at it, lets kill ALL the mosquitos as well. matter of fact, all land insects should die. Sharks too. That way our docile herds of children will be safe.

      At this point food bec

    2. Re:Rule #1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      DUDE!

      Not cool!

      Please, please, please, STOP giving them ideas!

  36. You don't think they actually comprehend that! by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You are attributing far too much intelligence to them. Anyone who would seriously think of filtering the internet obviously has no idea of what it is.

    1. Re:You don't think they actually comprehend that! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      You are attributing far too much intelligence to them

      I am perfectly happy about the Government not comprehending this issue. More freedom for us. I just wish they weren't forcing adult websites to be hosted offshore. I would like to have the revenue.

    2. Re:You don't think they actually comprehend that! by jcr · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just wish they weren't forcing adult websites to be hosted offshore. I would like to have the revenue.

      If you want the revenue, then operate an adult site on an offshore server. Good luck to you, but it sure looks like a crowded market to jump into.

      -jcr

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    3. Re:You don't think they actually comprehend that! by Vellmont · · Score: 3, Insightful


      Anyone who would seriously think of filtering the internet obviously has no idea of what it is.


      I guess you've never heard of the Great Firewall of China. I'm sure people have found ways around the firewall, but my guess is it's largely effective at limiting the content that the Chinese people can receive.

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    4. Re:You don't think they actually comprehend that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd certainly have to agree with you on that one..

      this also isn't the first time this has been proposed in Australia. The first time was 6 years ago and the argument never made it out of the hypotheticals, afaik.. now, the coalition have the majority. it'll get through parliament and millions will be spent on it before they finally decide that the whole project was unfeasible from the beginning.

      Australians, it's time to get into consultancy.

    5. Re:You don't think they actually comprehend that! by McDutchie · · Score: 1
      You are attributing far too much intelligence to them. Anyone who would seriously think of filtering the internet obviously has no idea of what it is.

      That doesn't matter, because the vast majority of the "filterees" understand just as little, if not less. That's more than enough for the politician to show that something has been Accomplished(TM) and the rest can be dismissed as outlaws or deviants and either ignored or prosecuted. Hey, it seems to work for the Chinese...

    6. Re:You don't think they actually comprehend that! by dwandy · · Score: 3, Interesting
      What the Chinese are doing, and what Australia is discussing are two different things.
      China blocks for all citizens, and they lock up people who work around it.
      (So Far) the Aussie is only talking about adopting an opt-in policy. Meaning that people who want to see an unfiltered view of the net can request it. No one's going to get locked up for working around it, since anyone who wants pr0n can just ask...

      I am glad that I'm not in Australia though, because all this means is an increased cost of internet to everyone for a system that can't possibly work, but will leave parents with a false sense of security and a higher taxation rate to pay for "enforcement"...oh, and a list of deviants for the governement to use if there's some kind of problem.

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    7. Re:You don't think they actually comprehend that! by trezor · · Score: 1

      You forgot "hackers".

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    8. Re:You don't think they actually comprehend that! by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      China also has an opt-in policy for senior members of the party. :)

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    9. Re:You don't think they actually comprehend that! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      > and a list of deviants for the governement

      seriously... who came up with that "sex is bad" thing?
      i mean: if you think sex is bad, then you WILL go extinct.

      okay, i guess those poeple don't understand evolution either so they don't know that they will.

      then again: why do they still exist?

      hmm.. maybe because they break their own rules? (and feel dirty for it? *lol*)

      there truly are some strange minds in this world...

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    10. Re:You don't think they actually comprehend that! by skeib · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was really surprised last summer when I spent some weeks in Beijing, and was able to successfully use a java SSH client on a hotel computer to access my university server in Norway. On the other hand, lots of web pages (especially encrypted ones) didn't work at all.

    11. Re:You don't think they actually comprehend that! by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      You are attributing far too much intelligence to them. Anyone who would seriously think of filtering the internet obviously has no idea of what it is.

      Don't be silly! It's easy to filter porn. The ISP just needs to watch the stream and XOR out the "dirty bits"!

      Seriously though, yeah, the guy's clearly an ignoramus.

      (and yeah, XOR would insert the "dirty bits" where they weren't before and generally mangle the rest, but XOR sounds funnier than NAND...)

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    12. Re:You don't think they actually comprehend that! by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      What the Chinese are doing, and what Australia is discussing are two different things


      Strange, they sound largely the same to me. Both are examples of large scale government censorship. Sure, they differ in scope, but I'd like to suggest that getting your ideas on human rights from China tends to be a bad idea.

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  37. Re:Australians... by cailyoung · · Score: 1

    He's from New Zealand, or at least his website is...

  38. Filters, bah by munrom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I work in a public school in Aus, the net connection is very heavily filtered, even for staff, to the point that trying to do work is a fight.

    The system is slow, useless, stupid, retarded, limited, programmed by monkies and those are it's good points!

    List of stupid thinks these filters do
    Breast Cancer research = fail, students might see some tits, oh noes!
    Any reasearch relation to sex = fail, can't let our kids know about sex!
    Image searches = fail, sorry we can't filter out just the porn so we'll just block it all!

    Yep, just what I want for my kids if I had any, a internet connect that couldn't be used for legit research!

    1. Re:Filters, bah by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      I work in a public school in Aus,

      Primary or secondary?

    2. Re:Filters, bah by munrom · · Score: 1

      Both, R-12

    3. Re:Filters, bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " ..programmed by monkies and those are **it's** good points! "

      It's 'its' my friend in the above context. Perhaps you should be learning instead of working in that school.

    4. Re:Filters, bah by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      R? I've heard of P(rep), K(indergarten), but not R. What state?

      As an aside, I helped set up some of the security at a high school cluster in Melbourne. Not content filtering, but scripts that'd constantly scour directories, trying to find some of the ingenious ways people'd find to hide programs. Killing off MSN and other IM clients connected via all sorts of things like SOCKS2HTTP, and remote locking their screen with "I WAS PLAYING A GAME/CHATTING WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN WORKING" for the teacher to see. Fun. :)

    5. Re:Filters, bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're probably South Australian, "R" stands for Reception or Prep in the other states.

    6. Re:Filters, bah by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      do you disable the reboot button as well?
      "Why is your computer rebooting"?
      "It crashed"
      "ah, carry on"

      On a similar note, when I was in school I was browsing a gaming realted site on a computer in the library, not during a lesson, but during my own free period. Suddenly my mouse stopped responding and the cursor magically moved to the X at the top right and closed the window. I should've gone and had butts kicked but as a pupil (in the sixth form, mind you) there's not much you can do about it. (and it took me a while to realise what had happened)
      This leads me to conclude that software that allows remote control of a computer without the users permission is just evil, needs to go, and it's inventors high on the list of 'first up against the wall when the revolution comes'.

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    7. Re:Filters, bah by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      Actually, for the most part, the software was fairly ethical. We had to see them running it, and we couldn't watch the screen/control remotely other than locking it.

      As for the reboot, the message would come up the moment they logged in again. ;)

    8. Re:Filters, bah by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      er, so if there isn't a teacher about to disable it they actually can't work?
      Seems like a pretty dumb piece of software to me. If it only works when someone is watching then can't the person watching deal with at the source.
      How do you tell them difference between a pupil who is supposed to be working and who is on free time (which was the problem in my situation)?

      And most importantly, would you mind if the kids could do this to your computer? and if you're not comfortable with that why do you do it to them?

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    9. Re:Filters, bah by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      Okay, this was in high school. In classes. Where teachers are dealing with other students. And other students were busy finding ingenious methods to try to get around the firewall and connect to MUDs, IM clients, and so on and so forth which they were /explicitly forbidden/ to do/use the school's Internet connection for, free time or not. For that matter, it wasn't automatic. If I saw a kid on an IM client/webchat/whatever, he'd be told to turn it off - nice and easy, and he doesn't get in trouble with his teacher. Second time around, I might remotely kill the process. He keeps thinking he can do it? Then lock his PC, so when his teacher /does/ get around to where he's at to see what he's up to... it wasn't all as BOFH as you seem to think.

      For the same reason we scanned for keyloggers, other malware. For the same reason we actually caught a kid who got into the mail server, and was grepping for things like 'blowjob' and 'sex' to try to see which girls might put out.

  39. No list required by xixax · · Score: 1
    Does someone have a list of names of these idiots, so our Australian friends know who to rail against and vote out of office ASAP?
    "The Federal Coalition" is the conservative party currently in power; judging by current performace on other liberal issues, they aren't going to give a sweet FA about a handful of irate geeks. Not when we apparently have exploding towel-heads[1] hiding under every bus shelter.

    Xix

    [1] Well, that seems to be the imaagery we are fearful for

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    1. Re:No list required by Secrity · · Score: 1

      If you substitute "Republicans" for "The Federal Coalition" and "rat's ass" for "FA", you have just described the political situation in the US.

  40. self control by pintomp3 · · Score: 1

    perhaps this guy can't kick his porn habit on his own and figure's this is the only way he can stop. reminds me of jim west:

    http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/opb/news.newsmai n?action=article&ARTICLE_ID=851575

  41. Australian Sedition Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Australia also has new Sedition laws, which ban you from critising the government. You are not allowed to "urge disaffection for the government or either house of parliament." Australia also has laws which let the government arrest people in secret and makes it a crime to report any secret arrests.

    http://blogs.smh.com.au/entertainment/archives//00 2970.html

    Australia has no Bill of Rights in our constitution. The Government can do whatever they want to whoever they want. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

    1. Re:Australian Sedition Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always wanted to take a vacation in Australia, now I'm scared to even go there. I think I'll pass and vacation in Canada instead.

  42. Exactly -- don't call it a "nanny state." by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Call it what it actually is: totalitarianism

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    1. Re:Exactly -- don't call it a "nanny state." by starman71taylor · · Score: 0

      THANK YOU! At least someone had the balls to say it.

  43. Can we dump the /. rhetoric? by Yaztromo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know, I'm tired of seeing comments like this in stories of this sort:

    Another step towards becoming a nanny state.

    You know what? Every democracy on the planet will have some representative somewhere who decides to take up some kooky cause. One of the strengths of a democracy is that the majority can prevent such idiotic ideas from becoming a reality.

    Should we be educated about when some moronic public representative decides to take up such a cause? Yes. But do we have to assume that just because one elected/appointed representative professes a bad idea that the entire state is about to go downhill?

    Last I checked, Austraila is a democracy, and there is a process that must be followed to go from an idea to a legislative act. The idea, however, is not the act.

    If and when an idea gets past the first step of legislation, then is when you have to worry, as it usually means that other elected representatives support the idea. But one bad idea hardly means the downfall of society -- chances are very good that this effort will go into the dustbin of history, like a variety of bad ideas elected officials have professed and later dropped due to lack of support.

    Yaz.

    1. Re:Can we dump the /. rhetoric? by jqstm · · Score: 1

      One of the strengths of a democracy is that the majority can prevent such idiotic ideas from becoming a reality.

      One of the weaknesses of democracy is that a majority can impose their idiotic ideas on a minority.

    2. Re:Can we dump the /. rhetoric? by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      [quote]You know what? Every democracy on the planet will have some representative somewhere who decides to take up some kooky cause. One of the strengths of a democracy is that the majority can prevent such idiotic ideas from becoming a reality.[/quote]
      No, the Democratic majority cannot prevent such idiotic ideas from becoming a reality, because the "nanny state" also regulates the media that reports such things, strictly controls things like election elgibility and funding, controls the education system, and the government generates so much laws / policies / paperwork that no individual can properly oversee it (most lawmakers don't even have the time to read the laws they make).

      "Activist government", "Nanny State", "Socialism", "Totalitarianism", whatever you want to call it, is incompatible with Democracy. Democracy is more that popular elections... there have been plenty of popular elected dictators in history.

    3. Re:Can we dump the /. rhetoric? by Perey · · Score: 1

      We're not talking about "democracy" in a nanny state, we're talking about a democracy becoming a nanny state. The grandparent post said that this was very hard to do, and that people are being alarmist when they cry "nanny state!" because a senator gets a few other MPs together to think of the children.

      On the other hand, it's not as far-fetched as it seems. As others have pointed out, the Coalition currently holds a majority in both houses of Federal parliament. If — if — the government took this one on board, there isn't much our 'democracy' could do to stop it until the next election.

      Just like every democracy will have — maybe even needs — its kooky elected reps to call for more censorship, every democracy will have, and needs, its alarmists crying "nanny state!" Needs them, because sometimes, the alarm bells they're ringing aren't quite so far-fetched.

  44. A lesson for Guy Barnett by itadaku · · Score: 3, Informative
    "Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it". Marginal uber-conservative Guy Barnett should have taken a lesson from his prodige Senator Alston who too, tried to turn Australia's internet into the envy of China's. In 1999 an ultra conservative luddite independant Alston who had lucked his way into a crutial seat in the senate found both majority parties eagar to please the key swing vote. Riding the high wave of a power trip he tried to introduce similar internet censorship legislations which would see ISP's responsible for what is a parents job. Thankfully Alston lost his powerseat during following elections and this all failed dismally. Alston was exposed as the luddite nutjob he trully was and the sun once again shone.

    Australian's need to write to Guy Barnett and tell him stop the moral grandstanding.

    1. Re:A lesson for Guy Barnett by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um... Senator Alston was not an Independent, and he wasn't voted out. You're referring to an incident when he was Minister for Communications, IT and the Arts; where the government was looking into mandatory filtering and a panel of 150 industry groups decided 149:1 that it was stupid, but the 1 happened to be a friend of his who owned a company that made filtering software...

      He resigned as Minister in September 2003.

    2. Re:A lesson for Guy Barnett by jimmyharris · · Score: 1

      Yeah, just a few minor facts wrong there.

      Alston wasn't marginal or independent, he was first on Victoria's Liberal party Sentate ticket. He wasn't ultra(or uber)-conservative, just ultra-stupid. He didn't lose his seat, he retired and was appointed as High Commissioner to the United Kingdom. And we still have bans against any hardcore porn being hosted on servers located in Australia.

      You're right that he was a complete luddite nutjob though. Google still views him as the "World's greatest luddite".

  45. Re:Australians... by zem_11 · · Score: 1

    "Ooooh look at me we don't have any narrow minded politicians where I'm from. Australia is, like, so dumb"

    Get a brain cell muppet before typing.

    Damn sheep shagger ... LOL

  46. We're just like you now. by R3D · · Score: 1

    Ever since the Fair Trade Agreement went through (and possibly some time prior), we've been effectively the 51st United State of America.

  47. Interesting by Anubis350 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm anti-porn, I think it damages peoples minds, but I don't like this either.

    Interesting, as I've always felt that porn helps people relax and release tension. Like anything else, it can be addictive and too much can probably hurt you (though, like most things, too mcuh is dependant on the indivdual). It's also certainly good for couples when it's watched together (and is something both enjoy watching).

    There is also the old reality/VR argument. Like video games, there is a significant difference between porn and reality. The problem comes when people can't differentiate between the two. In porn's case I'd argue that the lack of sex ed in schools probably contributes to that, as people develope their ideas about sex from pornos without having been taught anything about the reality of it (the "you mean all gals arent completely shaven, enjoy teh buttsecks, and like facials and giving blowjobs?!?!?!?" type mentality).

    Porn is at its basic sense fantasy, and can actually sometimes be really funny if you understand that. Hell, my girlfriend and I spent a couple hours laughing at/critiquing some rather unrealistic and amusing porn this past weekend.

    To bring this back on topic, regardless of one's views towards porn, filtering it is both impossible and a dangerous move to attempt. This is an area of parental responsibility, it should not be censored by the govt for us.

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  48. Re:Australians... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
    dumb enough to elect Pauline Hanson to parliament.

    I wish I had a smart comeback for that...

  49. not a big threat (yet) by danny · · Score: 2, Informative

    This guy has been mouthing off about this for some time. But unless he comes up with something new, he seems unlikely to sway his party. The anti-sedition laws have been rammed through, but they caused enough of a backbench backlash that I can't see Howard and co wanting to stir things up again. But please join Electronic Frontiers Australia and help us keep an eye on this kind of thing! Danny.

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  50. Law will have OPPOSITE effect by heretic108 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This law would have the exact opposite of the desired effect:
    1. Parents are presently concerned about kids accessing unwholesome stuff - in the absence of government/isp-level censoring, many parents are actually doing the unthinkable - Spending Time With Their Kids
    2. Kids love breaking rules, so the possibility of accessing illicit material will become more attractive
    3. Two new words will be added to kids' vocabularies: CGI and proxy
    4. For every cgi web proxy the ISPs detect and block, two more will spring up in its place.
    5. Meanwhile, parents and teachers will doze off in a false sense of security that Big Nanny State is keeping their kids safe, while the kids meanwhile are actually seeing stuff that's as bad as ever, maybe worse, with much less parental oversight and guidance than before.

    The only, repeat only way to police what kids see on the net is to have a human in the loop in real time, for every kid. And we could be waiting a while for that to happen.

    Well, I guess the developers of Freenet, I2P and other anonymising networks will be grateful, as support, userbase and donations surge.
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    1. Re:Law will have OPPOSITE effect by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      the kids will just invent their own "sneakernet" for passing around cdrs orUSB keydrives stuffed full of whatever images they've managed to amass so far... that and using their scanners to acquire new images from magazines they've gotten hold of... and yes, as you've already mentioned, the parents will be blissfully unaware of this cos they believe the ISPs and the government are doing the job of parenting for them...

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    2. Re:Law will have OPPOSITE effect by dcam · · Score: 1

      Parents are presently concerned about kids accessing unwholesome stuff - in the absence of government/isp-level censoring, many parents are actually doing the unthinkable - Spending Time With Their Kids

      The Australian government is currently pushing through Industrial Relations laws that are opposed by almost all community and church groups. Why? Because of they effect they will have on family life. The expected impact of these laws is that parents will have less time to spend with their kids.

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  51. Umm... by rk · · Score: 1

    Er...hmmm...*scratches head*

    W-w.... We are?

  52. Nanny state, sure by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    Except in Oztraya they'd call it the wutamandi state or something.

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  53. they have by adrianmonk · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    Anyone who wants to view pornography or 'other adult material' (details not specified) must apply to their ISP to be given access to it.

    They have applied to be given access to it. They did so when they signed up for Internet access. Internet access means you are able to connect to any computer on the Internet that you want to, just like when you get a phone and you expect to be able to call anyone you want to.

    Something much closer to reasonable, at least for protecting the freedom to communicate as people see fit, would be to require ISPs to implement some sort of filtering capability and require them to ask new customers whether they want the filtering on or off, with no default setting allowed. Then the customer's preferences are made clear from day one. It would be a stupid burden for ISPs, but at least it wouldn't stifle free communication.

    1. Re:they have by ReformedExCon · · Score: 1

      Unless the laws in Australia are significantly different than in the U.S., it is illegal for minors to possess or view pornography. By creating a system in which a parent can control the content available to the household by means of an upstream valve (at the ISP), the government is helping parents exercise greater control over the content that is allowed into the household.

      Does that mean that little Johnny can't find some way around it? No, kids have been sneaking adult magazines into their rooms for decades. What it does mean is that it helps reduce the exposure of kids to porn online and gives parents a mechanism to throttle as much as technically possible that sort of content coming into the home.

      What is the cost? An extra checkbox on the application sheet? That seems like a reasonable tradeoff.

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    2. Re:they have by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Unless the laws in Australia are significantly different than in the U.S., it is illegal for minors to possess or view pornography. By creating a system in which a parent can control the content available to the household by means of an upstream valve (at the ISP), the government is helping parents exercise greater control over the content that is allowed into the household.

      Australian law already dictates that all ISPs must provide, if requested, internet filtering software "free of charge".

      IOW, our law already has a provision for a per-subscriber "upstream valve".

      This dipshit is suggesting this "upstream valve" should be instigated for the *whole country*, not just on a per-subscriber basis. Thus making net-nannied internet access the default, rather than the exception.

  54. Definitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Art: suitable for talking too much
    Porn: suitable for masturbating too much (or even having too much sex!)

    Some people get hot from talking too much hence the blurred lines :)

  55. I'm Spartacus by JulesLt · · Score: 1

    My experience of Australians suggest that most of the male population would opt-in pretty sharpish anyway.

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  56. Re:Australians... by Xiaran · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not only did we throw her out. We put her in prison for a bit also.

  57. Censoring Pr0n on the Net is impossible... by Chaffar · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Saudi Arabia has a special version of the internet, one that not only blocks you from accessing pr0n sites, but that also registers your name and IP if you attempt to access it. Urban legend says that if you attempt to access "illegal" sites too many times you get a phone call. According to this article:"the Saudi government maintains an active interest in filtering non-sexually explicit Web content for users within the Kingdom." Well guess what, Saudis can get their hands on pr0n all the time. It's harder, more time-consuming, but they end up with what they want. They started using "anonymizer" sites, and for a time it was a race between the pr0nsters looking for new unblocked anonymizers and the ISP (notice the use of the word "the") blocking them. Now you have P2P, and in the worst case you have a contact outside the kingdom who sends you "the goods".

    So if Australia wants to block pr0n, go ahead, adults won't give a sh*t they'll register their names to get access. However, the teenagers who'll be craving for pr0n will also find ways to access it through the internet, but in process will probably learn a lot more shady techniques than if they had access to it like they do now.

    Hell they might end up with the same situation as in the States, where adults buy beer for the teenagers who want to drink:

    Teenager: |-|3Y D0od C4N J0o 637 /\/\3 t3|h lAt3St J3N|\|4 J4m350|\| ?!??!111? Opportunistic adult: Jenna Jameson? It's gonna cost ya big...
    1. Re:Censoring Pr0n on the Net is impossible... by Craster · · Score: 1
      Saudi Arabia has a special version of the internet
      Riiiight. Whatever you say.
    2. Re:Censoring Pr0n on the Net is impossible... by Eivind · · Score: 1

      Sure. It's not that hard either. Get a shell account somewhere outside the ISPs filters, use SSH and portforwarding and off you go.

  58. "automatically filtered"? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Wow... I'd like to see how that works with any degree of effiacy without also simultaneously censoring a similar percentage of completely innocuous pages on the web.

  59. EUTHANIZE THE CHILDREN! by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    After all, that's the only 100% effective way to prevent exposing them to all those evil nasty natural bodily functions!

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  60. Government mandated versus not government mandated by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

    I am against government-mandated things. However, I am for more consumer choices (but like I said, not government mandated).

    Although nothing can replace the watchful eye of a parent, maybe ISPs, on their own accord, could set it up so someone's Internet account can be enabled and disabled for filtering by logging onto the ISP's website, filling in the account's password then filling in a special password which would either enable or disable it.

  61. They have a way around it... by carguy84 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just contact the ISP and sign up. Who cares if you look at porn, what's the big deal? It's naked women, how is it "wrong" for us to want to look at it?

    People care way to much about what others think of them. If you enjoy something, fuck what others think.

    1. Re:They have a way around it... by Seumas · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeha, it's not like they'll ever decide to require you to sign up and go through a special set of hoops to be legally allowed to view news or political or activist content over the web in the future or anything!

    2. Re:They have a way around it... by Chi-RAV · · Score: 2, Funny

      New pricing scheme for internet in Australia:
      Familiy Access: $14,95 (512kbps/256kbps + no pervert sites except encrypted ones.)
      Pervert Access: $44,95 (1024kbps/512kbps + access to your locally approved pervert sites)


      A survey by the Australia Institute called "regulating youth access to pornography" dated 2003 found that 84 per cent of boys and 60 per cent of girls had been accidentally exposed to pornographic material on the internet, while two in five boys had deliberately used the net to see sexually explicit material.
      2 out of 5 boys: Gee, while looking for sexually explicit material on the net, I accidentally found it
      prolly through a porn-pop-up add of a dialer their daddy put on the pc in the first place.

    3. Re:They have a way around it... by tindur · · Score: 1

      More like: Even if you don't normally enjoy porn you should sign up just to show you oppose the law.

    4. Re:They have a way around it... by dwandy · · Score: 1
      From TFA:
      If an adult family wishes to restore its right to have access to pornographic and other material on the internet that may be deemed inappropriate, so be it, but if the family includes children then the parents must acknowledge their responsibility and duty of care to ensure their children do not become victims.

      Charges are pending.

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    5. Re:They have a way around it... by ThJ · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...parents must acknowledge their responsibility and duty of care to ensure their children do not become victims.

      Yesh! We all know that boobs are weapons of mass seduction!

    6. Re:They have a way around it... by settsu · · Score: 1

      ^Thus reinforcing the notion that certain elements of society should not be permitted to reproduce.^

      They're called females (plus the 7 male pr0nstrz) and they aren't supposed to be sex toys for the perverts of the world.

      Certain males and females who are the result of regrettable circumstances of life shouldn't be commodified.

      That said, I don't believe in censorship in any form. As you so eloquently stated, we should be free to see and hear what we choose.

      But we shouldn't be free of the consequences or we'll never grow.

    7. Re:They have a way around it... by IAmTheDave · · Score: 2, Funny
      More like: Even if you don't normally enjoy porn you should sign up just to show you oppose the law.

      "Aw cmon baby... we have to take a stand! I look at porn only as an expression of my inalienable freedoms and protest against... wow... I didn't know you could fit that there... um, protest against government censorship!"

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    8. Re:They have a way around it... by suitepotato · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's so shocking. You'd think young boys would look for pr0n in their dad's sock drawer like their forbearers did.

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    9. Re:They have a way around it... by Seumas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't understand that sentence. Ensure that their children don't become victims of what?! Unless you're kidnapped, sold into the white-slave-trade (whatever that is, exactly) and forced to star in porno films - how is seeing a naked tit or something a "crime" and how is one "victimized" by seeing it?!

    10. Re:They have a way around it... by NixLuver · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, man, where have you BEEN? Don't you know that allowing children to see naked people will scar them for life in many unimagineably crippling ways!? Only Terrorists and Left Wing Nuts would fail to understand what that sentence meant! Which are you, mister?

      All right thinking people know that it's *bad* for kids to see naked people, but *good* for them to see dead/dying/killing people, because it shows them what the *real world* is like.

    11. Re:They have a way around it... by NixLuver · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on. Every person who gets up every day and goes to work at a job they wouldn't do for free is 'commodified'. One could just as well say, 'They're called human beings, and they aren't supposed to be the wage slaves for the wealthy of the world.' We all make decisions every day about how we choose to be commodified, and who will profit from it.

    12. Re:They have a way around it... by settsu · · Score: 1

      I understand your point, but if you can withhold sarcasm for a moment, what are the odds that somewhere there are thousdands of men (and 7 women) masturbating to a fantasy scene of someone *pretending* to enjoy engineering a waste treatment facility and charging for viewing it.

      Whether they admit it or not, any intelligent adult knows sex wasn't intended for profit-generation. That it isn't on same level as a delivery driver or a fast-food worker.


      Regardless of the level of enjoyment or satisfaction, the primary reason people don't work for free is sustenance. Plain and simple. Basic survival. That hasn't changed in thousands of years.

      It's entirely possible there were hunters who quite enjoyed doing what they had to do to live each day. And just as likely is that there were lazy-ass freeloaders who made it through winters on the hard work of others, though I doubt that situation, or they, lasted very long.

      I find it fascinating, but mostly devastating, that as long as something isn't perceived socially as deviant or "hurting" anybody without their consent, that it's OK.

      Is that REALLY a society we all want to live in? How about our children and our grandchildren?

      Naw, we don't give a shit about them. They can fend for themselves in the Fastasmic Craptopia we're creating.

    13. Re:They have a way around it... by TheDugong · · Score: 1

      I understand your point, but if you can withhold sarcasm for a moment, what are the odds that somewhere there are thousdands of men (and 7 women) masturbating to a fantasy scene of someone *pretending* to enjoy engineering a waste treatment facility and charging for viewing it.

      So, masturbation is evil?

      I find it fascinating, but mostly devastating, that as long as something isn't perceived socially as deviant or "hurting" anybody without their consent, that it's OK.

      Absolutely. That is what a free society is about.

      What would a "sex worker" be doing if {,s}he was not in porn movies?

      What in your opinion is the better option?

      At the end of the day, no matter how distasteful certain sections of society find it and just like "the drug problem", abortion, prostitution etc it is not going to go away (unless you start threatening people with the death penalty and the like - and do you really want that?) so is it not better that this is all legal and above board so that at least the worst sides of it can be controlled to a certain extent and the participents have a modicum of protection?

    14. Re:They have a way around it... by NixLuver · · Score: 1

      "I understand your point, but if you can withhold sarcasm for a moment, what are the odds that somewhere there are thousdands of men (and 7 women) masturbating to a fantasy scene of someone *pretending* to enjoy engineering a waste treatment facility and charging for viewing it."

      Obviously you didn't. There may not be thousands of people masturbating to the visuals of a waste treatment facility engineer, but there are thousands of people who benefit from his or her actions.

      "Whether they admit it or not, any intelligent adult knows sex wasn't intended for profit-generation. That it isn't on same level as a delivery driver or a fast-food worker."

      Wow. And I thought only the Pope was infallible... Obviously, you've tapped into some deep root repository of 'humanness' that simply leaves me breathless. Crap. You've assumed so many things in this statement that aren't in evidence.... Like "intent"; your statement implies that, if sex was 'intended' for something, there must have been some intelligence that 'intended' it; thus, atheists must not be intelligent adults, by your thesis. Or perhaps you're simply pointing out that sex was 'intended' (in the weak sense of 'fits the purpose') for procreation; but then you seem to be suggesting that any other use (like, oh, recreation, communion, etc) is somehow invalid. You also suggest that there is some difference in 'level' (please define?) between a sex worker of any type and a delivery person or fast-food employee. I'm not sure what you mean. Would you say those are on the 'same level' as a doctor? A professor of English? A Sanitation Engineer? And what does it matter if they are or aren't 'on the same level'? No, none of that is relevant, because your statement here is typical semantically null, prudish rhetoric used to make people feel bad about their choices or good about their prudishness.

      I must admit that the way to get me to withold sarcasm is *not* to assure me that you know exactly what I 'know' and 'won't admit'.

      "Regardless of the level of enjoyment or satisfaction, the primary reason people don't work for free is sustenance. Plain and simple. Basic survival. That hasn't changed in thousands of years."

      You think that sex is a new invention, or that the relationship between sex and sustenance is recent? How charming and naive.

      "I find it fascinating, but mostly devastating, that as long as something isn't perceived socially as deviant or "hurting" anybody without their consent, that it's OK."

      This is, as someone has pointed out, a side effect of Liberty; the fact is that free people will participate in things that other free people will abhor and find shocking. Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

      "Naw, we don't give a shit about them. They can fend for themselves in the Fastasmic Craptopia we're creating."

      I believe in Liberty. Perhaps you'd be more comfortable in a world where you found nothing offensive; frankly, such a place would be rather gray and tasteless for me. The more people are allowed to do 'offensive' things, the less likely it becomes that whatever I do will be stopped based on someone else taking offense to it. Freedom is as freedom does, y'know. Life is like a box of condoms; ya never know who's gonna get screwed.

      Paraphrasing Ben Franklin for a moment... "Those who would give up essential liberties in order to avoid being offended by the world deserve what they get, and should probably get laid more often; perhaps they'd be less concerned about what other people were doing with *their* private parts."

    15. Re:They have a way around it... by Guignol · · Score: 1

      I know this sounds like "won't someone think of the children ??!!?" but really
      Do you have children ?
      If not, you probably don't see it as clearly as many parents do
      I have children and while I wouldn't fall into such nonsense as censoring (how anyway ?) the net to protect the poor children, I can still understand how 'victim' isn't such a bad word.
      It so happens that I know a kid whose irresponsible environment has quite negatively affected.
      Basically he was under the care of his 20 years old half-brother not too smart that wouldn't find inapropriate to watch and comment porn with him on the sofa (he is six years old).
      You should see how he is behaving now at school. in a matter of monthes he went from model classmate with exellent results to a "dark personality" teachers are concerned with when not straight scared at. Also his results are going down and his tendency to want to do funny things to the girls in his classroom is increasingly difficult to cope with...
      Anyway, believe me it is extremely obvious he was negatively impacted (it is so obvious we just deduced it happened, it's not klike we knew it was happening or we would have of course not let it happen, but his behavior is just too clear to leave a doubt), and yes I consider him a victim. Don't you ?
      (not that I have anything against your point of letting them see exesive violence.)

    16. Re:They have a way around it... by settsu · · Score: 1

      What the FUCK?!

      Your assumptions are ridiculous.

    17. Re:They have a way around it... by settsu · · Score: 1

      So, masturbation is evil?

      Where did you get that? That's all you got out of that statement? Are you catholic?

      Absolutely. That is what a free society is about.

      Everybody says that until the burning shit lands on their porch. That's a cop-out from actually processing the implications of a difficult topic.

      What would a "sex worker" be doing if {,s}he was not in porn movies?

      What in your opinion is the better option?


      Are you serious? What sort of pedantic distraction are you attempting here?

      ...so is it not better that this is all legal and above board...

      Sorry but nothing in what I said had anything to do with legalities of the matter. Perhaps you're a catholic lawyer? For all I know, or care, legalize it all or outlaw it. For that matter, let's try it just to see what happpens.

      Do you think legal or not, global humanity is better? To me, that's the more perssing and relevant question on many topics.

      If there were a demand by old men in Thailand who get off on 37 year old nerds who can code a virus with their eyes closed, then I'm sure we'd have alot of geeks being kidnapped internationally. And it wouldn't change the fact that it would be wrong.

      Obviously, many people are just fine with being a morally ambiguous wuss, just becuase someone else demands it be acceptable. Although, I'm sure it makes their life "easier", not having to think about tough "stuff" avoiding any form of discomfort for anybody. can't have that.

      America has led the push for turning apathy into an art worldwide.

      How about you just say, "I have no problem with 18 year olds become sex toys and being brainwashed to think that's all they're good for."

      I would accept that, despite a hearty and healthy disagreement on my part.

    18. Re:They have a way around it... by settsu · · Score: 1

      That's not to say I won't respond.

      But I won't bother until you review your post and eliminate all the baseless insinuations.

    19. Re:They have a way around it... by Math,+The+Ancient · · Score: 1

      I know this sounds like "won't someone think of the children ??!!?" but really Do you have children ? If not, you probably don't see it as clearly as many parents do I have children and while I wouldn't fall into such nonsense as censoring (how anyway ?) the net to protect the poor children, I can still understand how 'victim' isn't such a bad word.

      Yes, I also have children and still fail to see it "clearly" how censoring protects being a "victim". As I see it, this only sets up the environment for the perpetrators. Just thing, a whole country of naive, unknowing young adults filtered from the real world...prime.

      It so happens that I know a kid whose irresponsible environment has quite negatively affected. Basically he was under the care of his 20 years old half-brother not too smart that wouldn't find inapropriate to watch and comment porn with him on the sofa (he is six years old). You should see how he is behaving now at school. in a matter of monthes he went from model classmate with exellent results to a "dark personality" teachers are concerned with when not straight scared at. Also his results are going down and his tendency to want to do funny things to the girls in his classroom is increasingly difficult to cope with... Anyway, believe me it is extremely obvious he was negatively impacted (it is so obvious we just deduced it happened, it's not klike we knew it was happening or we would have of course not let it happen, but his behavior is just too clear to leave a doubt), and yes I consider him a victim. Don't you ? (not that I have anything against your point of letting them see exesive violence.)

      Your example is an environment that has nothing to do with the Internet and leaves out MANY questions -- where are the parents? - what happened to the parents? - who put this irresponsible adult in charge? - who IS in charge? - why is a six-year-old trying 'funny things' on a repetitive basis not being investigated instead of viewed as "difficult"??!! children tend to carry out 'actions' of thier proteges, not images they view or we'd all be blowing up cars. - where are the Grandparents? - countless other questions.

      Sorry, but it sounds like the adults you associate with are 'filtering' themselves...hiding your heads in the sand will not help that little boy. It is my strong belief that this is our problem with perpetrators of today...that government, on behalf of 'society', dictates that everybody put their heads into the sand, too so that they are 'protected'. What results is the naive 'victim' grows into a 'perpetrator' just like any kid that gets sick the first time he has a chance to raid the candy store.

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    20. Re:They have a way around it... by NixLuver · · Score: 1

      What 'baseless insinuations' are you referring to? I merely addressed the possible logical implications of your statements.

      Perhaps I misunderstood; feel free to illustrate what parts I misunderstood. Or perhaps you haven't considered the implications of your assertions ( like when you stated blatantly that you know exactly what every adult knows, but some won't admit - which happens to be a very arrogant thing to do, and also a very common thing to do, that I find particularly baseless and infuriating). However it shakes down, feel free to point out my 'baseless insinuations'.

    21. Re:They have a way around it... by settsu · · Score: 1

      (OK, but you asked for it.)

      Wow. And I thought only the Pope was infallible...

      Nice. Very petty. Now anything you say amounts to "Kiss my ass." I'll try to forget this so we can proceed.


      Obviously, you've tapped into some deep root repository of 'humanness' that simply leaves me breathless. Crap. You've assumed so many things in this statement that aren't in evidence...

      Is it unreasonable to extrapolate to reach the conclusions I did? In fact, I thought what I did was very scientific given the topic. Observe and report. I can't eliminate bias, but nor do I think it is entirely necessary for this subject. Can't we look at societies and assume that they regularly acknowledge certain behaviors as deviant? "Socially acceptable" doesn't change an action's detrimental effects, does it? Can we really pretend there is no standard for human behaviour?

      If murder became perfectly acceptable, it would still result in death. We would only have to reach a point where we are no longer acknowledging that intentional death at the hand of another human was "wrong" by ignoring the previous standard that defined it as opposite of "right".


      Like "intent"; your statement implies that, if sex was 'intended' for something, there must have been some intelligence that 'intended' it; thus, atheists must not be intelligent adults, by your thesis. Or perhaps you're simply pointing out that sex was 'intended' (in the weak sense of 'fits the purpose') for procreation; but then you seem to be suggesting that any other use (like, oh, recreation, communion, etc) is somehow invalid.

      How so? I was very specific. Sex for profit = bad. Is that easier for you? How did I imply other "uses" being invalid?

      No I never suggested an "intelligence". I suggested that by whatever means humans have reached this point in time, that we have long acknowledged certain actions are appropriate, or "good", and other actions inappropriate, or "bad".


      You also suggest that there is some difference in 'level' (please define?) between a sex worker of any type and a delivery person or fast-food employee. I'm not sure what you mean. Would you say those are on the 'same level' as a doctor? A professor of English? A Sanitation Engineer? And what does it matter if they are or aren't 'on the same level'?

      That you are on Slashdot suggests you have enough mental capacity to understand what I was describing. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt that you would understand. But to eliminate any confusion: "Providing and/or facilitating services and/or goods."

      Yes, in terms of what I conclude is a deviant behavior, legalities (socially acceptable) aside, sex as a business falls into the same "bad" category as hitmen (as in hiring one to kill yourself) or pedophilia (as in a 17 year old who seeks a sexual partner).


      No, none of that is relevant, because your statement here is typical semantically null, prudish rhetoric used to make people feel bad about their choices or good about their prudishness.

      "Prudish rhetoric"? Since when did having standards and sharing them with others become prudish? Besides, "prude" is a relative term based on perspective.

      Again, petty and useless for your argument. Quite the opposite, in fact, you negate any point you hope to make with your insults that assume you, let's say, fucking know me. Insults don't work when they have no base. Thus, baseless. It's like calling me "four eyes" when I'm not wearing glasses or "idiot" when in fact I may be a certified genius. See how you keep falling on your face here? You really should stop, it's only hurting you.


      I must admit that the way to get me to withold sarcasm is *not* to assure me that you know exactly what I 'know' and 'won't admit'.

      I CAN safely assume what yo

  62. I ADVOCATE VIOLENT OVERTHROW OF AUSTRALIAN GOV'T by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    Secretly arrest me for that, bitches! (Damn good thing I don't live in Australia...)

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  63. Re:Australians... by ColaMan · · Score: 1

    It was a joke!
    Everyone got it , except Pauline it seems.

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  64. IN SOVIET RUSSIA... by gonza · · Score: 1

    ...the internet censors you!

  65. He wants more by this+great+guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Australian Senator Wants to Censor the Net

    In a separate announcement, he also reported he wanted to get a flying car, a magic wand, a six-leave clover to complete his collection, and an invisible pink unicorn.

    1. Re:He wants more by meringuoid · · Score: 4, Funny
      In a separate announcement, he also reported he wanted ... a magic wand

      In the circumstances, wouldn't a robe and wizard hat be more appropriate?

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    2. Re:He wants more by corpsiclex · · Score: 1

      how can it be pink if it's invisible? how can it be invisible if it's pink?!

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    3. Re:He wants more by daegol · · Score: 1

      Six leaf clovers are actually not that hard to find. Never found more than a four leaf shamrock however.

    4. Re:He wants more by DarkSarin · · Score: 0

      hey, I've got a couple of the six leafers somewhere. Even a seven leafer as well. (seriously--I am extremely good at finding four-leaf clovers, but sometimes five or six pop up as well. This is more common with sweet clover than with the regular "yard clover", but even that will have five or six leaves on occasion.)

      As for the rest, can't help with that.

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    5. Re:He wants more by Daniel+Wood · · Score: 1

      As long as the hat doesn't have "Wizzard" in sequins, that's A-OK with me. Gods know we don't need another Rincewind running around.

    6. Re:He wants more by DontCallMeIshmael · · Score: 0

      He also wants ISPs to keep a list of naughty and nice people and send it to Santa every Christmas. In the vain hope that Santa will come back... puleeze.. tooth fairy.. anyone..

  66. Re:Australians... by infinidim · · Score: 1

    Don' forget they gave her a good booting, it's one of their proudest traditions!

  67. Re:Linux kernel file blocked by scsirob · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had such an experience with a company I used to work for. They had a filter policy on the firewall. I was researching a problem with a SCSI host adapter under Linux. When I tried viewing the source code on-line I was blocked from doing so. The file was for an Adaptec SCSI adapter, filename "drivers/scsi/AIC7xxx.c" ...

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  68. This doesnt need much of a reply... by Havenwar · · Score: 1

    Good luck. They'll need it.

  69. not so quick to judge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    make sure you understand what Australia is all about before you start judging them: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Australian/

  70. Not a 'real' article by tumutbound · · Score: 1

    You should be aware that this article was written by the good Guy himself and is in the Opinion section of the paper.
    This is only slightly above the 'Letters to the Editor' section and we all know what sort of crazies ideas you get there!

  71. I worry about my child and the Internet by slashedmydot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "I worry about my child and the Internet all the time, even though she's too young to have logged on yet. Here's what I worry about. I worry that 10 or 15 years from now, she will come to me and say 'Daddy, where were you when they took freedom of the press away from the Internet?'"

    --Mike Godwin, Electronic Frontier Foundation

    1. Re:I worry about my child and the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Daddy, where were you when they took freedom of the press away from the Internet?'


      You can reply "Guantanamo Bay" or "Belmarsh", depending on which part of Oceania you are from.

    2. Re:I worry about my child and the Internet by Xarius · · Score: 1

      And you will reply: "posting futuristic anecdotes on slashdot my dear"

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  72. Speaking of Censorship by Tsiangkun · · Score: 4, Interesting

    is "The Revolution Will not be Televised" being censored from the American public ?

    I've been googling for a place to buy a copy, and it's not coming up for me as a possible purchase item. I can find sound tracks, reviews, and books, but no movies.

    Was this never released for purchase ? I haven't seen it in a couple of years, when I caught it at a film festival in San Francisco. I was wanting to show it to some friends.

    I'm refering to a documentary movie on Hugo Chevez/Venezuela, a CIA staged coup, and the revolt of the people caught serendipidously by some Irish film makers. It's seemingly not available for purchase on the intraweb from the US.

    It is also is known as 'chavez inside the coup' according to google. Anyone ever seen this on DVD or VHS ?

    1. Re:Speaking of Censorship by n17ikh · · Score: 2, Informative

      You seem to be right - usually my internet skills don't fail me when looking for something but this time apparently this thing has disappeared from nearly all corners of the net. However, I found it on ebay for 10 GBP + 5 GBP shipping worldwide here. Apparently it's been involved in some sort of distribution conflict for a while and the only people selling it are "unofficial".

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    2. Re:Speaking of Censorship by nemoest · · Score: 2, Informative

      Before jumping on the government must be censoring us bandwagon, why don't you just email the film's distributor and ask them? They list the movie as Chavez - Inside the Coup. I found them easily on the film's official website. Not that it is impossible that the US Government would try to censor something, but Occam's Razor leads me to believe the more likely answer is one of economics.

    3. Re:Speaking of Censorship by gg3po · · Score: 1

      You can get it from some *unofficial* ;-) Bittorrent sites (at least you used to be able to find it there).

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  73. It's the new Godwin's Law! by payndz · · Score: 1
    TFA took the 'think of the children!' line.

    BZZZZT! Disqualified! Argument automatically lost!

    (In a perfect world, anyway...)

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  74. This is the least of our worries... by GrahamCox · · Score: 5, Informative

    I wholeheartedly agree that the only sensible course ofg action is to vote them out of office ASAP. If only!

    Just yesterday, the Australian govt. passed two contentious laws - one that basically undoes hundreds of years of hard-won freedoms at a stroke in the name of "anti-terrorism" - you're not even allowed to makes jokes at the govt's expense now - in fact this posting breaks this new law. Free speech has gone. The other contentious law effectively removes hundreds of workers' rights in the name of 'streamlining the economy' and 'remaining competitive'. Basically it gives employers carte blanche to demand what the fuck they like of an employee, and if they don't like it, they can always leave. This is modern 'liberalism' though quite frankly it's a total abuse of that term that the current regime use it to describe themselves.

    This situation has come about because the Australian people were duped into voting for a totally unevenly balanced parliament, railroaded into this vote by a series of lies and distortions and scare tactics at the last election. (Don't vote for the other lot, they'll take away your right to SHOP!) The resulting majority means that they can currently pass whatever they like and no-one can really fight it. This is NOT what the Australian people thought they were voting for, as neither of these new laws were part of the election manifesto. Just like the USA, who our Prime Minister appears to be in thrall to, we are sleepwalking into a nightmare of Orwellian proportions.

    If they so choose, this porn bill (if it becomes one) could well pass, then they'll worry about implementation later, no matter howe impractical it might actually be. However, in the scheme of things, this is nothing compared to what they've ALREADY done.

    1. Re:This is the least of our worries... by aug24 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yesterday, in London, England, a woman was convicted of a crime. She had read out the names of each British soldier who has dies in Iraq since the invasion, at the Cenotaph in London.

      This was deemed to be a 'protest' and protests now have to be licensed within half a mile of our lawmakers, who complained that they didn't like them.

      I think the various 'western' governments around the world are having a 'who can get their head furthest up their arse' competition. I'm really not sure who's winning.

      Justin.

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    2. Re:This is the least of our worries... by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      This situation has come about because the Australian people were duped into voting for a totally unevenly balanced parliament, railroaded into this vote by a series of lies and distortions and scare tactics at the last election.

      While I agree with of most of what you say, in my opinion, the reason the Liberals has such a landslide victory was because the Labour party was too concerned with bickering and backstabbing amongst themselves to launch a credible campaign, When you've only got two parties that have more than a snowball's chance in hell of getting the top job, and one of the parties is changing leaders every time you turn around, the result was obvious. The unfortunate fact is that Labour's incompetence lead to the Liberals dominating both houses, and being able to push through pretty much any bill they like. This is what happens to a political system when the division of power is removed.

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    3. Re:This is the least of our worries... by mirkob · · Score: 1

      some resemblance to what appened here in italy, only these new politicians concentrated in legal inpunity, self enrichment and destroying of the state.

    4. Re:This is the least of our worries... by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      Of course, you are quite right - ALP were more or less unelectable, and still are. Much the same story with opposition parties in the US and UK at the moment too. It's troublesome that at a time when balance is needed more than ever, none is to be found. We can only hope that judges around the world will step up to the challenge, as the last resting place of sense and reason in a world gone mad. There are some good signs there, but it shouldn't be like this.

    5. Re:This is the least of our worries... by JonathanR · · Score: 1

      The problem is the senate ballot paper. You just tick a 1 in the party box, or else you have to number 1 thru n for n senators. Since the population is generally lazy or complacent, a 1 in one box is easier than counting from 1 to n.

      I think there needs to be more independent senators, in fact, I would go as far as to say that senators should not be party affiliated.

    6. Re:This is the least of our worries... by Artega+VH · · Score: 1

      Off topic but if you look into the details of sedition it is only a crime if it is used to incite violence. Although I do agree that whether someone may be inciting violence could be open to debate I doubt your post could be considered a criminal offence.

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    7. Re:This is the least of our worries... by SQL+Error · · Score: 1

      Neither piece of legislation is event remotely similar to the way you present it. Either you are completely ignorant of what the bills actually say, or you are lying.

    8. Re:This is the least of our worries... by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      Just yesterday, the Australian govt. passed two contentious laws - one that basically undoes hundreds of years of hard-won freedoms at a stroke in the name of "anti-terrorism" - you're not even allowed to makes jokes at the govt's expense now - in fact this posting breaks this new law. Free speech has gone.

      I think that the people who annoy me most, when discussing such laws, are the ones who justify it, saying, "Well, that's only if someone abuses the law."

      No, really? I guess we should legalize shooting into crowds, since certainly there is someone in the crowd who has broken a law.

    9. Re:This is the least of our worries... by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

      "Just like the USA, who our Prime Minister appears to be in thrall to, we are sleepwalking into a nightmare of Orwellian proportions."

      Did any Americans vote for your parliament?

      Then this problem is yours. Stop blaming your lack of due diligence in selecting politicians on the US.

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    10. Re:This is the least of our worries... by CoderBob · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if it matters who wins. In the end, we all lose.

      Well, unless they find the sticks that are up their collective asses first, and remove them. We might be able to mitigate some of the damages then.

    11. Re:This is the least of our worries... by daveewart · · Score: 1

      Yesterday, in London, England, a woman was convicted of a crime. She had read out the names of each British soldier who has dies in Iraq since the invasion, at the Cenotaph in London.

      Which crime, exactly, was she accused of? What law did she break? And, if this happened yesterday, how come she has already been "convicted"??

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    12. Re:This is the least of our worries... by aug24 · · Score: 3, Informative

      She did it on October 25th 2005, and was convicted yesterday. The law is the Serious Crime and Police Act 2005, which criminalises 'demonstrating without a licence' within a half mile or so of parliament. Surf google news for the story, it's been well covered.

      Are we still allowed to say 'police state'? :(

      J.

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    13. Re:This is the least of our worries... by daveewart · · Score: 1

      She did it on October 25th 2005, and was convicted yesterday. The law is the Serious Crime and Police Act 2005, which criminalises 'demonstrating without a licence' within a half mile or so of parliament. Surf google news for the story, it's been well covered.

      Hmm, this is difficult. If she broke a law, however unjust the law may be considered, she is bound to face consequences. Having read the story now, it's unclear to me whether or not the lady in question was protesting deliberately against the Serious Crime and Police Act 2005, or whether she was carrying out an 'innocent' protest and, unintentionally, fell foul of the new law.

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    14. Re:This is the least of our worries... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The question is not whether she broke the law or not; the question is, whether such law is even compatible with the very definition of a free state governed by and in the interests of its people.

    15. Re:This is the least of our worries... by aug24 · · Score: 2, Informative

      According to the law, there are no innocent protests - within half a mile of parliament. Personally I'm not sure how they decide what a demonstration is...!

      To put it another way, if I go and sit in Parliament Square wearing a T-shirt with "Iraq was Wrong" printed on it - or better yet "Bollocks to Blair" then I can be arrested for it. Have I deliberately broken a law and should face consequences? Effectively, it depends on what 'they' think was in my head.

      I think that's a police state, myself, and I don't like it.

      Justin.

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    16. Re:This is the least of our worries... by daveewart · · Score: 1

      The question is not whether she broke the law or not; the question is, whether such law is even compatible with the very definition of a free state governed by and in the interests of its people.

      That's why I wondered whether she was deliberately protesting against THAT LAW, or whether she got stung by an (arguably unjust) law whilst doing something that most people would consider perfectly reasonable. For example, does 'reading out names' constitute a protest? I wouldn't have thought so.

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    17. Re:This is the least of our worries... by daveewart · · Score: 1

      To put it another way, if I go and sit in Parliament Square wearing a T-shirt with "Iraq was Wrong" printed on it - or better yet "Bollocks to Blair" then I can be arrested for it. Have I deliberately broken a law and should face consequences? Effectively, it depends on what 'they' think was in my head.

      Yes, a law where it is unclear to any reasonable person whether that law has been broken or not is (at best) a poor law and (at worst) totally unjust. A 'subjective' determination of whether a law has been broken or not, when none of the facts are being hidden from anyone, (i.e. you're just walking around Parliament Square in full view) is a poor law. If 'they' are the ones making this subjective determination ... [Bad Things]

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    18. Re:This is the least of our worries... by aug24 · · Score: 1

      Effectively, as was known from the beginning, it leaves the decision of what is a protest in the hands of the police. Thus anyone doing anything that our lawmakers dislike - such as drawing attention to their misdeeds in any way - can become a crime (within that area).

      Thus I conclude that all those who voted for the bill (including my MP Dr Alan Whitehead - Blair lackey, never rebelled or abstained - my letter to him on this is in the post), have their heads firmly inserted up their rectums, right down to the shoulder.

      Justin.

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    19. Re:This is the least of our worries... by zsau · · Score: 1

      As I understood the new laws wouldn't've outlawed your post: I thought there was some "good faith" escape clause put in at the last minute so that you could make criticisms in "good faith" and not be breaking the law.

      Still, I think I've worked out what a Second Amendment is good for. Pity ours gave the Commonwealth Government the ability to take over the debts of the states.

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    20. Re:This is the least of our worries... by zsau · · Score: 1

      ??? He didn't blame it on the US. He compared us to the US, and criticised our Prime Minister for appearing to be more loyal to the US than us. I know the US gets given a lot of shit, but you really should calm down in your defences ... you don't need to defend against something that's not happening!

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    21. Re:This is the least of our worries... by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

      The real problem is that having eliminated all privately owned firearms, and even paintball guns, there's noone who can fix the problem African style.

    22. Re:This is the least of our worries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found them to be an apt description of the laws (although the description of his post being seditious is contestible).

    23. Re:This is the least of our worries... by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Are we still allowed to say 'police state'? :(

      Consider yourself lucky. At least in the UK the line where you are not allowed to protest is sharply defined -- half a mile from London. In America, it's gotten to the point where, when a famous politician is in town, you are allowed to protest only in predesignated "free speech zones," (oh, I love the irony of that phrase) and doing it anywhere else can be considered an offense at the discretion of the police.

    24. Re:This is the least of our worries... by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      the reason the Liberals has such a landslide victory was because the Labour party was too concerned with bickering and backstabbing amongst themselves to launch a credible campaign

      Wow, sounds just like the Democrats here in the U.S. In the last election, they should have been able to put a garden rake in a race against Bush, and won handily with a moderatly competent campaign. Sometimes I wonder if they aren't bribed to be so spinless and incompetent, like how the White Sox were bribed to throw the World Series.

    25. Re:This is the least of our worries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Exactly.


      This is more about the censorship than it is about the kids. Australia has been duped, pants down over the bonnet of the car. Recently the 'liberal' senators and parlimentarians proposed 'sedition' laws as part of the 'anti-terrorism' legislation. While I don't know if those proposals have passed into law, they are scarey enough.


      The australia government is out of control and drunk with power. With what they have achieved in the first 6 months of TOTAL POWER, it scares me to think what they will do in the next 2 years.


      We don't have the protections in our constitution that the US and UK have, so it's all in the governemnts hands.


      If it hasn;t happened already, Australia will soon be a Police state. This little anouncement is the political rhetoric that will be used to make the australian people a lot more blind as it becomes feasible to censor other "questionable" things.


      If my grandfather knew this is what he was fighting for in ww2 I'm sure he would be very sad indeed.

    26. Re:This is the least of our worries... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I think the various 'western' governments around the world are having a 'who can get their head furthest up their arse' competition. I'm really not sure who's winning.

      Oh, that would have to be America.

      We're the best and greatest and we win at everything, donchyaknow.

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    27. Re:This is the least of our worries... by aug24 · · Score: 1

      I've heard about these... I totally agree with you. Time for a revolution, I think. What's that quote about watering the tree of liberty with the blood of the people? [I'd put a smiley here to indicate that in fact I do know the quote, but I'm feeling a bit grim for smileys.]

      J.

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  75. Re:Australians... by gibodean · · Score: 1
    Don' forget they gave her a good booting, it's one of their proudest traditions!

    As an Aussie, let me say : Worst episode ever

  76. Straw Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The purpose behind this initiative is to give the Government the opportunity to invest in the necessary technology to filter the Internet. Mentioning porn and children is just a way of gathering support for the proposal.

    Of course, once such a system is implemented and the technology issues solved, whats to stop the governtment from using it to filter other content ?

    Now if they could find a way to link porn with raising funds for terrorism then they might be able to use it as an excuse to exercise their senate majority and ram it through. It;s not like they lack the funds with the current projected budget surplus of AU$14 Billion to make it happen.

    Time to leave town :-(

  77. What could possibly be the point? by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

    I'm just asking, what could possibly be the point of this? I'm assuming if this is implemented, they'll first waste ludicruous amount of money on the filtering equipment, then set up a nice little bureau where you can get your filtering neutered in no time at all. Given two weeks, everyone and their dog would be opted out. Current "indecent material" filtering isn't perfect, there's always a large number of false positives, and even dumbest people know how to call their ISP, and after they've nicely explained where to call, they'll get themselves off the list.

    So if this is handled in any world with any sanity left at all, this will just be an expensive useless thing.

    The other alternative is the Reign of Terror: Make getting off the filter as hard and slow as possible. People will suffer. At least until the next elections.

    There's no way anyone could possibly think it's a good idea to make massive investments in something that majority of the people subjected wants to turn off immediately.

    (And no, I didn't read the article, I just went on rambling.)

  78. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we didn't, though he does run the country through his proxy "Mr" Howard.

  79. Re:Australians... by yobbo · · Score: 1

    Score: -1, New Zealander

  80. Re:Australians... by robbak · · Score: 1

    Well, we are kinda dumb.

    Pauliene does little wrong, apart from being shamelessly used by some crooks, and does a jail term, ending her career. (No, I don't agree with her politics, but they only consisted on repeating the ideas of part of the comunity back to them, which is an effective political strategy used by many.)

    A cheif magistrate sends a threatening email to a fellow magistrate vowing to retaliate if they don't stop their (probably just) complaints against her, gets convicted, but the conviction is overturned on a technicality (aparently, magistrates can threaten witnesses with impunity!), she is compensated for her imprisonment and reinstated!
    http://www.abc.net.au/pm/content/2003/s872203.htm
    http://www.google.com.au/search?hs=4jH&hl=en&clien t=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=% 22di+fingleton%22&btnG=Search&meta=cr%3DcountryAU

    A cannot believe that anyone coming before her would not try to have here removed from the case.

    Yes, sometimes Australians get things wrong.

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  81. Way to go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually support ideas like this. The less crap on the internet, the better. Lets put all the porn on the "freenet" where it belongs.

  82. Storm in a tea cup! by TheScream · · Score: 1

    Good grief, I think most of you mustn't have even read the article.

    It's Opt-out. The only people affected by this are the ones who don't have the authority to opt-out... ie: under 18s. While kids are under the protection of their parents, it is up to the parents to decide if they are happy for their children to be able to access pornography.

    Sure, some of the smarter kids will bypass it but just because the filters will occasionally be ineffective doesn't mean we shouldn't try. I don't want my kids viewing porn intentionally or unintentionally until I deem it is time to remove those filters. I am responsible for the well being of my children and it is my responsibility that they come to no harm while using the internet.

    1. Re:Storm in a tea cup! by vidarh · · Score: 2
      Uhuh. And how many people do you think will be comfortable with calling up their ISP and tell them to access porn? People are worried enough about stuff like that showing up on their card statements, or buying soft mens magazines over the counter - that's one of the reasons online porn has grown so quickly in the first place.

      This is and attempt at mandating filters that any parent can put in place by themselves. And nobody would be complaining if an ISP offered this as an opt-in service. Or for that matter if they were required to offer it as an opt-in service.

      That raises the question of the motive. Why not just mandate it as an opt-in service? Or require ISP's to inform about the availability of filtering software? People can already filter - people who would like a filtered internet connection but don't have one is in that situation either because of cost, ignorance, or not being able to figure out how to install the software. Mandating ISP's to inform and to offer a server side opt-in alternative would solve those concerns.

      So why opt-out?

      The only reasonable explanation is that this guy doesn't trust parents to do what he thinks is right, so he wants to do it for them, but since he know he'd never get through a mandatory service, he's going for the next best thing: An opt-out solution that requires people to actively contact their ISP and ask for something that most will find embarrassing.

      And as for your "protecting your kids against harm", even putting aside the discussion about whether or not porn is harmful: Kids who wants porn will get hold of it, it's that easy. Ever since my C64 days I remember how kids then would exchange floppy disks with badly pixelated, badly dithered, badly colored porn, a few pics per disk. The only thing filtering will do if your kids wants porn is drive them to either exchange CD's or USB keys, or into chatrooms or web forums that have avoided filtering, but where people will happily exchange files in private.

      The only thing filtering will do is give you a false sense of security and teach your kids that they certainly can't come to you to talk about stuff they see that worries them, seeing as what they'd come across would be something they'd gotten hold off behind your back.

      No, I'm not advocating shoving it in their faces or recommending it to them - I'm advocating sitting down with them and telling them about how there's stuff online they might find disturbing and how you'd prefer if they'd close it down and tell you about it if they see something that troubles them. Kids don't usually act like idiots unless you treat them as idiots.

  83. Already Opt In by lorelorn · · Score: 1
    Pornography on the internet is already opt in. To opt in, just search for it, or call up a relevant URL.

    To opt out, don't.

  84. Re:Australians... by minus9 · · Score: 1


    As an Aussie, let me say : Worst episode ever

    As someone from the UK let me second that, truly awful.

  85. Just let me say by sc0ob5 · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't mind being one of the guys that has to sift through all the porn to deem what is and what is not suitable for children.

  86. Politicians the World Over.. by Billlagr · · Score: 1

    are much the same. Every country who has a democratically elected government, unfortunately has a percentage of nutjobs who speak from their arses. This one has found the nearest convenient bandwagon and jumped aboard, calling for something that is near impossible to implement, but sounds really really good to Mr and Mrs Average and their 2.5 kids, dog and mortgage. Mr and Mrs Average have no idea about how this could be implemented, or even if it is possible, but becasue a senator is crying "Protect the Children! For the love of God, think of the CHILDREN!" then he must be a great guy who is doing a bang-up job an deserves re-election when it comes around again. Here's another fine example of politicians trying to control what they have no idea about - the Australian Spam Act. Oh yes, the amount of spam flowing into my inbox has been dramatically reduced by THOSE laws.

  87. Re:Australians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i agree. That simpsons ep has nothing in it remotly like Australia at all. Besides the toilet flushing. :)

  88. Save the Children! by belrik · · Score: 1

    Every time someone suggests censorship on this scale the argument goes something like this: 1. We need censorship to protect our children or they will become twisted and evil 2. We need to control the evil urges of our society But last time I checked it was the parent's responsibility to look after their children, not the government's. This seems to be a common failing, for instance parents can understand what to feed their children, how to make them behave etc etc. Perhaps people should stop being so lazy and take RESPONSIBILITY, the malaise and people's lack of ability to actually mind their own children makes me sick. Secondly if people want to get some good 'ol filth then they'll always be able to, just like if they want to write an essay about how the government "sucks donkey balls and should get its act together". If you try and cut off a portion of that Freedom of Speech then you've instantly skewed your viewpoint and lost the ability to say what you actually mean; whether its talking about amazonian plant life, your local politician, or how you're incredibly horny. It's all the same, its all human. laters dudes Belrik

  89. Don't You Guys Have the Right by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    To look at porn? Why should you have to ask the Government for it again? Speaking of which, it's not directly stated in our constitution either. Sure free speech and blah blah blah, but that's easily subverted. Maybe we should start a petition drive to put the language directly in to the constituion. "All citizens have the right to look at porn and should not have to ask the government for it." Little Timmy might still have to ask Mommy and Daddy (Daddy is much more likely to be sypathetic, Timmy, unless you want to look at gay porn) while he's living under their roof, but he shouldn't have to ask the government too.

    Speaking of which, did anyone catch the cspan or Daily Show coverage of Jack Valenti testifying before Congress about why the FCC should regulate cable TV like they do the airwaves? He and the others testifying sure seem to know an awful lot about the pornography you can find on cable TV. I'm pretty sure my basic cable package doesn't include any of the stuff they were describing. Reckon ol' Jack has the full packages for (*ahem*) research purposes? Maybe if Jack spent less time (*ahem*) researching porn on cable and more time using his vast wealth to attract nubile young bimbos who will be willing to do anything (ANYTHING, Jack, I'm seriosuly here) to an old guy on the verge of death (And I'm not saying you are, Jack) for a shot at being written into the inheritance, well, maybe Jack would be be a lot less of a pain in all our asses than he is today.

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  90. Re:Huh? by baldass_newbie · · Score: 1

    If you would RTFA, the guy is a Liberal, i.e. not in Howard's party.
    Liberals and Socialists are the ones who typically want to control media saying they want to 'protect the children'. cf Clinton, Hillary; Hitler, Adolf; Stalin, Josef.

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  91. Already Happened by Salvo · · Score: 2, Informative

    This issue cropped up several years ago, just before our GST was introduced.
    Senator Brian Haradine wanted the Internet Censored. There was a Budding Local Porn industry in Australia, producing lots of tasteful Erotica and lots more non-quite-so-tasteful porn.
    The legistlation would prevent people publishing Erotica and Porn in Australia, and Australians from accessing Erotica or Porn.
    When the legislation was introduced, it was left up to the ISP to either filter content, or provide Censorship programs to it's customers. If the ISP chose not to filter at their end, customers were not allowed to run any OS without Censorship Software; Linux, *BSD, BeOS and Mac's were theoretically not permitted on the Internet!
    IIRC, The Legislation went through and the Independent Haradine voted in favour of the GST. The Local Porn/Erotica industry collapsed (since they couldn't host content locally), ISPs illegally left it to their customers to purchase Censorship Software (no-one did) and Australians had to get their fix of Erotica from Foreign Sites. It was all a big joke.
    Ironically, the same existing ineffective legislation can be used in conjunction with the new Anti-Sedition laws (think of a cross between the PATRIOT Act and 1984) to fulfil what this Knob-Jockey is proposing.

  92. Re:I ADVOCATE VIOLENT OVERTHROW OF AUSTRALIAN GOV' by Profound · · Score: 1

    I live here, and I advocate non-violent overthrow of the Australian government, next election.

  93. Re:Australians... by Profound · · Score: 2, Funny

    And then on a channel 10 dancing show.

  94. Re:Huh? by anonoomous · · Score: 1

    In Australia, the "liberal" party is a conservative party. John Howard is the leader of the liberals, and very much a conservative.

  95. Re:Australians... by cammoblammo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, no. Water in Australian toilets doesn't swirl, it just foams and splashes in a chaotic mess for a few seconds. The episode is partly correct--the American embassy would actually have to import special equipment if they wanted the toilet to flush according to Truth, Justice and the American Way.

    I had to have a few extra flushes the first time I used an American style toilet because the whole thing looked so orderly and nice. Ironic really, given what I'd just done to the poor thing.

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  96. Re:Australians... by cammoblammo · · Score: 1
    I wish I had a smart comeback for that...

    Please explain?

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  97. You're hybridising Alston with Harradine by ynotds · · Score: 1

    Alston was a numbers man who was given the Arts portfolio as a sop which was bundled with Communications about which he was embarrassingly clueless.

    Harradine was a religious conservative independent from Tasmania who often had the balance of power in the Senate and used it to get the govt to pass laws enshrining his extreme moral position in exchange for his support for their reactionary economic changes.

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    1. Re:You're hybridising Alston with Harradine by SQL+Error · · Score: 1

      Right, it was Harradine, another Tasmanian loony.

      The thing about Tasmania is that it has a tiny population but an equal number of senators as any of the larger states (twelve). It's an ideal place for fringe figures to get elected, from the left or the right.

      The thing is, this legislation was introduced years ago. But by the time it was signed into law, it had been so watered down that the only things remaining were (a) the requirement that ISPs inform customers that web filtering software exists, and (b) a government department to review complaints about content hosted in Australia, which has issued about a dozen "takedown" notices to date. Web hosting in Australia is absurdly expensive, so anyone who wants to run a porn site rents a server in the U.S. or Hong Kong - in which case they are not subject to this law.

  98. Ex Porn Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The honorable minister looks like an ex-porn star. http://www.aph.gov.au/senate/senators/homepages/im ages/photos/2m6.jpg

  99. I for one.... by mjh · · Score: 1

    ...welcome my nanny-state overlords when it comes to telecom, but reject them when it comes to porn.

    I am slashdot. I have multiple personality disorder.

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    1. Re:I for one.... by Hydroksyde · · Score: 1

      Different issues here. Telecom regulation is about QoS and fair pricing. This is about censorship.

    2. Re:I for one.... by mjh · · Score: 1

      Government regulation of any type is an application of the nanny state. In the censorship world, it's the .gov saying that you're not smart enough to figure out what content you want. In the telecom world, it's the .gov telling you that you're not smart enough to manage your commercial relationships.

      Both are nanny-state. IMHO, both are unnecessary.

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  100. I wouldn't want to rely on this... by CaptainPotato · · Score: 1
    However, this motion/proposal is unlikely to gain legs as Howard (current Australian Prime Minister) would almost certainly leave it as a 'conscience vote' and I sincerely doubt that it will have the popularity to get through the lower house, let alone the upper house.

    The Australian House of Representatives has 150 seats; 62 Coalition MPs (of support this so far. It therefore only would need another 14 supporters out of the remaining 88 MPs, of which 25 are part of the Coalition. Assuming the signatories stick with what they have petitioned for, it may well go through the House of Representatives.

    The Upper House would be trickier, but in order to keep Family First (Assemblies of God party) happy, there is the chance that it may go through. If 'parents' support the push (as the Guy Barrett, the MP in question, suggests), then don't rule it out.

    And, as I understand it, this sort of 'filtering' would be quite difficult to do and the current upper echelons of politicians *and* public servants switched on enough to listen to those who would advise them on the viability of 'filtering'... so false alarm and ignore the political posturing. The guy is (most likely) in a marginal seat and is trying to buy some credit with the local religious conservatives.

    Guy Barnett is in the Senate, and was elected in 2004 - third (of six positions) in the state; this means that he easily made it in, and his seat won't come up for election again until the election after next (as late as 2010...).

    I wouldn't want to rely on our Parliamentarians to do the right thing without lobbying hard to sway any vote against censorship. Don't forget - Australia already has Internet censorship laws. If it only would cost $33m/year (from the article), then the Government may pass legislation that makes the ISPs pick up the tab (to a certain degree, at least), which would mean that the end user would wear it in the end. Either that, or taxes would pay for it. Either way, the average Internet user would end up paying for the 'privilege' of being censored.

    Given the way that there have been pushes to censor politically inappropriate websites in the past (but without success, so far), in light of the new anti-terror legislation, I wouldn't rule out the censorship being extended, if it were introduced. Sites that advocate terrorist activities, or provide bomb making instructions, for instance, could be targeted. After that, anything seditious in nature? Who knows.

    Paranoid? Without a doubt. However, in light of the way legislation has passed of late in this country, I wouldn't rule it out completely. I'd much prefer to be slightly paranoid about this than be complacent and suddenly realise too late that the Great Firewall of Oz has been established.

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    1. Re:I wouldn't want to rely on this... by fatboyslack · · Score: 1

      Quite a cause for concern. I agree with your comments with regards to protesting.

      I work in government myself (road authority, nothing to do with this) and I see the power of personal letters to elected representatives. So, all Aussies out there, be a bit proactive, put together a well written intelligent letter and send it off to your state (the states are all ALP, and are fairly keen to screw over the feds on most issues) and federal MP's. See parent comment for some good arguments.

      Yes, the simplicity of extending the censoring, or even monitoring is quite frightening.

      Paranoid? Make that two of us.

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  101. Senator Guy Barnett supporters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Senator Guy Barnettt,
    I read with interest your proposal to censor the internet in Australia (http://www.guybarnett.com/article.asp?artid=486&f rom=home). I really think it appears to be a very well thought out proposal. I think it is so good I am writing to you to express my appreciation, please bear with me while I examine some of the finer points your press release.

    Just for starters your thoughts that there should be a blanket ban on "pornography" is an amazing feat of intellect, I being only a pleb could try for days to think about all the varying forms of "pornography" (and believe me I have tried!) and how to combat it and yet you and your fellow politicians have not only solved this dilemma but have managed to solve that problem but have managed to apply your expert solution to the internet, something which you know nothing about.

    Being enthusiastic about your proposed laws that I have found some websites which should be shut down immediately!

    http://www.breasthealth.com.au/ This site, masquerading as a "breast cancer" awareness site has pictures of naked women flesh! Those scandals women, possessed by the devil, should suffer all the ills of being a women and if that means that they contract breast cancer and die then so be it!

    http://www.dva.gov.au/media/publicat/2001/prostate /ch1.htm This site about prostate disease is absolutely horrible and is hosted by the government! It's amazing that they think they can get away with sort of thing. This page features a picture of male penis which, to be honest is quite titillating (as I am sure you will agree) I think it should be banned immediately!

    You are right to also ban pornography at the government level, after all you seem to quite knowledgeable about the subject and the thought that you could be viewing depraved and dirty pictures of a naked woman (evil creatures though they are) and then kissing babies on your campaign trail is causing me to vomit up my dinner at this very moment.

    I found your statistics that people are accessing pictures of people sans clothes on quite horrifying. In my opinion all naked flesh should be covered at all times night and day. I for one am very careful regarding this and keep my wife and children locked away most of the time. Should we need to go out into the daylight I make sure my wife wears a full burqa (muslim head dress) even in the middle of summer (38C here today) even though we are not Muslims just in case anybody should get the wrong idea.

    Furthermore I believe you have not gone far enough on your proposed laws, I think you should ban not only pornography but also any description of lewd behavior. You should make it illegal to talk about sex because innocent children may overhear or unwittingly be exposed to things which they should otherwise be kept ignorant about.

    Please also pass a law which confines sexually activity, not only away from public eyes (as it is currently), but also at least 100m from the nearest person. I know as a child I accidentally walked in on my mummy and daddy whilst they were in a compromising position one time and it has mentally scared me for life.

    I am really glad we have somebody of your intellect helping to run the country, I really do feel safer in my bed at night (my wife and I sleep in separate cities to avoid seeing each others ankles). I look forward to your next proposals.

    Yours #1 supporter,
    Barnaby Fudge

  102. Re:Australians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We elected Howard three times. The Yanks only elected Bush once. Who're the idiots?

  103. "People always get the kind of local governent"... by alizard · · Score: 1
    they deserve.

    If you're an Aussie that finds this offensive, get his worthless ass voted out of office.

    This is a proposition that should be saleable to local voters... most people find the Internet far more useful than they find their local politicians.

  104. How to fix the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I've said this many times but I'll repeat once again, this general purpose net connection stack tcp/ip has to go. In its place a large defined set of protocols can allow broadcast style networking for the internet savvy consumer, and if Microsoft had the lead in engineering this, you can be sure that most computers would be compatible, and Microsoft could also sell "Microsoft Gateway" products to let Apple participate.

    This set of protocols could allow trusted machines to receive properly licensed and authorized content but still filter out other less useful but more dangerous content/extentions like exe's, zips, tar.gz's, bz2, py, and iso's, and additionally any encrypted content, and the major webserver venders would have to outlaw application/octet mime types to regain control of the internet-turned-piracy haven that the thieves like warez groups and gnu have perverted, not to mention all the pornography and child molesting an open internet produces.

    Its time to make the net safe again for our families and businesses.

    1. Re:How to fix the problem by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you want to resurrect CompuServe. Yes, I know this is a troll.

  105. Police state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Australia is already a police state so why not a nanny state too?

  106. Re:Australians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I found the American style toilets quite disgusting actually. How do you lay a cable without fouled water splashing back at you?

    And on a hot day, how do you prevent your scrotum from hanging in the water?

  107. The truth is... by NoSuchGuy · · Score: 1

    More needs to be done to protect the citizen from dumb politicans.

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  108. Why? by sami_potirca · · Score: 1

    That's a little odd. I mean if I have a subscription to a hard-copy porn magazine (say Hustler), do I have to have to subscribe to a special service of the Postal Office to receive that magazine?

  109. beowolf cluster of lamb powered quantum supermachi by debiansid · · Score: 1

    oh nevermind... ;)

  110. Encryption by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That part is not an issue really. Just ban non-backdoored encryption.

    Then the content doesnt matter.

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    1. Re:Encryption by Lord+of+Ironhand · · Score: 1

      Ofcourse sufficiently advanced steganography (and encryption on top of that) used over a plaintext connection or a backdoored encrypted connection will still allow safe communication - there's *always* a way.

  111. Well, interesting... by martinultima · · Score: 0

    It's Oceania... in Oceania! Orwell would be proud.

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  112. The 90's called ... by p2sam · · Score: 1

    Hi Australia, the 90's called, they want their Communication Decency Act back.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communications_Decenc y_Act

    I know retro is "in", but this is fscking ridiculous. I remember writing a paper about this when I was in high school.

  113. I (and Harris Poll) think that you are wrong by Secrity · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think there is a prevalent belief that it is impossible not to be negatively affected by looking at pornography...

    According to Harris Poll: "No Consensus Among American Public on the Effects of Pornography on Adults or Children or What Government Should Do About It" http://www.harrisinteractive.com/harris_poll/index .asp?PID=606

    There was a study done at the University of Hawai`i concerning the effects of pornography: http://www.hawaii.edu/PCSS/online_artcls/pornograp hy/prngrphy_ovrvw.html

    There was another study done at the University of Pennsylvania concerning the effects of pornography: http://www.asc.upenn.edu/usr/chunter/porn_effects. html

    1. Re:I (and Harris Poll) think that you are wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that studies show it's not true doesn't mean that fundie wackos don't "believe" it anyway. They'll cite some random cases where so-and-so said they raped someone because playboy told them to, but whenever someone shows them the numbers they'll just disappear, looking for someone stupider to try and trick.

    2. Re:I (and Harris Poll) think that you are wrong by Secrity · · Score: 1

      And tell you that it's as obvious as burning your hand if you stick it in a hot fire or some shit ;)

      If the fundies believe $it and the Harris Poll shows that a majority do not believe $it, does that mean that the fundies are not a majority in the US?

    3. Re:I (and Harris Poll) think that you are wrong by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

      "If the fundies believe $it and the Harris Poll shows that a majority do not believe $it, does that mean that the fundies are not a majority in the US?"

      Do you think fundies are a majority here?

      I want to know, because it would be unfair of me to call you a screeching imbecile before I was clear on it.

      This isn't the Middle East, fundamentalism here is still a small niche, no matter what the EU tries to tell you.

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    4. Re:I (and Harris Poll) think that you are wrong by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      I wonder if these research teams need a CS grad student. I think that I could do an excellent job helping them to evaluate the effects of pornography.

    5. Re:I (and Harris Poll) think that you are wrong by Secrity · · Score: 1

      Do you think fundies are a majority here?

      Please do try to keep up. I believe that my rhetorical question, and my previous post within this thread shows that I do not believe that fundies are a majority in the US (although the fundies seem to believe that they are). Why would you think that the EU has tried to tell me anything concerning fundies in the US, and more importantly, HOW would they tell me that?

    6. Re:I (and Harris Poll) think that you are wrong by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

      Two things.

      First, look up rhetorical, and then stop using the word because you don't know what it means.

      As to the rest, you're an idiot. You know very well what I meant when I said the EU was influencing you, yet you play at being stupid (unless you're not playing) because you think it makes you look witty.

      More importantly, I ASKED YOU TO CLARIFY YOUR STATEMENT.

      All you had to do was answer my question, yet you decided to act like an asshole.

      Why would you get so defensive if you didn"t believe what you said?

      Unless you just default to dickhead...

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    7. Re:I (and Harris Poll) think that you are wrong by AoT · · Score: 1

      So, who implied that the other was a "screeching imbecile"?

      I guess it is easy to accuse others of your failings.

    8. Re:I (and Harris Poll) think that you are wrong by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

      "So, who implied that the other was a "screeching imbecile"?"

      No one did, and if you claim I did something because of what you THINK I "implied" then the term fits you.

      "I guess it is easy to accuse others of your failings."

      Trite, concise, and wrong. READ the post again, and stop assuming you know what I think.

      Then apologze for your misunderstanding and ignorance.

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    9. Re:I (and Harris Poll) think that you are wrong by AoT · · Score: 1
      Do you think fundies are a majority here?

      I want to know, because it would be unfair of me to call you a screeching imbecile before I was clear on it.

      This sure as hell looks like you implied that he was a screeching imbecile. Care to offer some other explanation?

    10. Re:I (and Harris Poll) think that you are wrong by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

      "This sure as hell looks like you implied that he was a screeching imbecile. Care to offer some other explanation?"

      Yes, you ASSUMED something that wasn't true. You made a mistake.

      Anything else, or are you going to apologize now?

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    11. Re:I (and Harris Poll) think that you are wrong by AoT · · Score: 1

      Wow, you really are the consumate internet ass, are you not?

    12. Re:I (and Harris Poll) think that you are wrong by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

      "Wow, you really are the consumate internet ass, are you not?"

      If you meant "consummate", no. If you did mean "consumate" that's not a word, so no there too.

      And before you cast stones, keep this is mind.

      I didn't go around accusing people of behavior they didn't enagage in, based solely on my ignorance and misunderstanding.

      That was you.

      (apology? of course not...)

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    13. Re:I (and Harris Poll) think that you are wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I didn't go around accusing people of behavior they didn't enagage in, based solely on my ignorance and misunderstanding.

      First, enagage is spelled "engage". If you are going to correct others (rudely), please do so correctly.

      Actually, based on looking over your history, you do. And you do it frequently and rudely.

      You are a consummate internet asshole

  114. How about a Politician Lie and Stupidity Registry? by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    How about creating a registry for all the politician's lies and stupid ideas that are told on a daily basis? Wait, that would never work either, it would be impossible to keep track of them all.

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  115. This is stupid! by KrisCowboy · · Score: 1

    The next thing you know, you got to stand in a line for 3 hours and get a permit to shag in your own house. When a country wants to take advantage of the Information Technlogy as they call it, they should be ready to accept the fact that with good Information, comes the not-so-good-for-kids information too.

  116. Bernadette Taylor by Malizar · · Score: 1

    I thought they already did that years ago when they passed some law that made Bernadette take her site down.

  117. My guess is that he won't get reelected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That turd found the perfect way to exit the political arena.

  118. Political rule of thumb... by Ogemaniac · · Score: 1

    Immediately reject any argument that is based on saving the children.

    Now if we could only shoot these tyrants.

  119. Aww poor baby... by ThePengwin · · Score: 2

    Just because he gets redirected to all the gay pornography sites.....

    Just leave censorship to parents. they have the best control over anything.

    and ISPs are never going to do that. you know how much that would have to change EVERYTHING.

  120. Better solution by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    I have an idea for a better solution.

    The problem, as I understand it, basically is that the Australian government is worried about children seeing inappropriate material whilst online.

    This concern is legitimate, and there are two solutions. One, which is what they propose, is to attempt to restrict non-family-friendly content to people who explicitly ask for it {and therefore presumably either have no children, or are taking steps of their own to prevent their children from viewing inappropriate material}. Unfortunately, this flies in the face of reality. The internet was designed on purpose to withstand damage by taking advantage of multiple paths -- and censorship of this kind is absolutely indistinguible from damage.

    The second solution, and it's much simpler, is to ban children from using the internet altogether. This is primarily an adult world, after all. Children will grow up eventually; and then they can have rights, when and not until they have learned the responsibilities that spring directly from those rights.

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  121. Let him do it... by The+Grassy+Knoll · · Score: 1

    ... and see how he feels when he gets "unelected" the next time the voters have their say!

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  122. No Problem by sysadmn · · Score: 1

    Just add "political speech" to the categories of items censored. Sauce for the goose is fit for the gander.

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  123. Re:Australians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You re-elected Bush. Who's dumb?

    Don't forget: we re-elected Howard.

  124. Re:Australians... by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    Australian WCs are mainly washdown, not syphonic. They're noisy as hell, but unconditionally immune to blockage -- the exit hole is full-bore, all the way to the sewer.

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  125. Shhh... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone be quiet. We don't want W. to hear about this idea!

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  126. Perhaps there is another alternate way... by Snooper_1989 · · Score: 1

    Surely just filtering the net of this material will have problems. It would probably slow down all Australian internet and they'd have to hire about a million people to keep up with the traffic and check what's right and what's not. The senator is going to high, to fast. What he should be recommending is to make it obligatory for ISPs to offer a free program with the connection for the choice of the user to download to block unwanted sites. This means people would have a choice and those who were too embarrassed to file for their internet access to fall under the "perverts" section wouldn't have to worry... Seriously, if they want to filter the net in this way then they also need to filter television of advertisement, it's just about as bad - it's everywhere too... But no the corporations are behind advertisement and it is a legal way of brainwashing kids into wanting a certain product or the latest toy, only to buy it and realise it's a hunk of junk and go onto the next one... Well what i'm saying is, i'm completely against this idea and it's a waste of money and time - people will find ways around it too, i'm certain of that. This Tasmanian senator has obviously not thought long and hard enough about the costs and the consequences, I suggest he sits back down at his desk and reads all these comments and refines his motion.

  127. Re:Australians... by houseofzeus · · Score: 1

    A punishment far, far worse than any prison time.

  128. Knees a-jerking! by redelm · · Score: 1
    I deplore the misuse of the word "censorship" as much as I deplore the misuse of "piracy" for unauthroized copying. Censorship has a precise definition: it is forcing changes in a work. Banning is the act of not permitting something to be published. But it doesn't sound as bad.

    In this case, the AU Seniltore wants the ISP to have filtering automatically enabled, but disableable at customer's request. It is then nothing more than a required but optional service. Of course the filtering will not work (leaky and false positives) and none of use would use it. But some people might want to protect their kids, and I see no reason in preventing them.

  129. Who gets the bill??? by vettemph · · Score: 1

    >>> must apply to their ISP to be given access to it.

      That's just fine as long as the filtered people are footing the bill for the complexity of the filters. Those who can tolerate the lack of filter should get a discount.
      (Of course the ISP's will use this as a way to charge for porn)

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  130. Case's corollary by Larsing · · Score: 1

    I'm just waiting for someone to take the bait and invoke Godwin's law... ;-)

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  131. Predicted outcome by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    playboy.com gets filtered for anyone who can't figure out how to use a web proxy outside Australia (i.e. politicians).

    HorseAndDogBondageUpTheButtSex.mpg et al is still readily available on eDonkey; in fact, it's now more available than playboy.com to little Bruce and Sheila.

    Conclusion: politicians declare a victory, playboy loses some advertising revenue, a few 'technical advisors' buy new Mercedes, and vetinary schools in Australia see a big rise in applications.

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  132. Re:Australians... by fnj · · Score: 1

    She was thrown out after two years when it was obvious what an idiot she was. You re-elected Bush. Who's dumb?

    Well, there is plenty of dumbness to go around, and that one really cuts home, but you should have seen the other guy. Kerry was a retard/lunatic walking free of the asylum.

    I always say the system is wrong, no candidates should be picked and then the voting be limited to these candidates. Everyone should just write the name of anyone they please. The winner is the one with the highest number of votes who actually accepts the job.

    Ironically, this is just what we do have, though. Anyone can write in anyone's name. We could have elected George Carlin (name picked at random). We have the power. We never use it. So it always comes back to the "who's dumb" thing, sigh.

  133. Australia, The Lucky Country by NetSerf2000 · · Score: 1

    Here in Australia, it seems that we are rapidly moving from being the lucky country to being the paranoid country. Anti-terrorism laws coupled with sedition laws and shoot to kill for the police. They have tried firewalling Australia a few years ago and it didnt work. Sounds to me like the lovely liberal government of Australia is rapidly turning into a rapid anti human rights government where they are doing everything to protect their power. I am going to be better of living in Europe somewhere...

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  134. Re:Australians... by xenobyte · · Score: 1

    You re-elected Bush. Who's dumb?

    Well, as most experts agree, it wasn't much of a choice. The alternative was so bad that a lot of democrats actually voted for Bush to avoid Kerry. Of course there were also republicans that voted for Kerry to avoid Bush, but the Kerry off-factor combined with the Michael Moore effect ensured that Bush won.

    Hopefully next time the democrats picks one that actually has a decent chance of winning and no dark past that can be lied about or otherwise abused. Because with no real choice there's no democracy, and for some reason the democrats chose to run with an unelectable candidate, reducing the election to something eerily like the Saddam regime for instance... Although those not voting for Bush wasn't imprisoned or summarily executed as the norm used to be in Iraq when voting for Saddam.

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  135. there truly are some strange minds in this world by dwandy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Blame Britain (for once it's not actually Canada! :)

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  136. Alienation by PacketScan · · Score: 1

    Talk about alienating an ENTIRE client base.. Why don't we sign up to Block Porn.. Idiots.

  137. Re:Huh? by deanj · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you've paid attention, even to Slashdot, you'd see that the liberal Democrats are the ones doing it here. Tipper Gore (yes, that Gore), as an example, was the one that was instrumental on getting those stupid "warning" stickers on albums.

  138. this shouldn't be unfamiliar to former bbsers by displague · · Score: 1

    NOTE TO SYSOP:

    Thanks for the account on your board. I would also like to request warez and adult access if available. I am also a member with ops on the IceCave and Wastelands.

    Thanks again.

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  139. Seriously? You could rework your home a bit, yes. by ianscot · · Score: 1
    Complet[e]ly unworkable. Assume a household with 3 children. Are we supposed to set up a dedicated computer room instead of their bedrooms (where kids have had their PCs since ..forever...1981 in my case) and make sure there is a full time watcher?

    My own solution was to put the main 'net-enabled computer squarely in the middle of my kitchen-dining area, on the end of the counter there. (Those low-footprint iMac-style designs do have an extremely practical side.)

    Also, for what it's worth, computers in the bedroom are about like TVs in the bedroom: kind of a bad idea, parenting wise, and just for anyone. My life is a little better for not having either one of them in the bedroom, leaving alone kids. The TV and the computer are in common areas. Yeah, it means I have to listen to the kids playing their games and whatever. I kind of like the noise.

    (Since 1981? You have kids who are at least 24 (assuming they were newborn infants in '81) whose 'net access you're actively needing to control? You'd be able to define conditions on which they can live under your roof by then, and treat them like adults over that.)

    Kids over 13 or so can stay home alone. Do we lock up the computer room when the adults are out? Computing to the current generation is as pervasive as book reading was the one before. They will have free access to it whatever we think.

    There are ISPs that can help with this. As a parent if you want to control access you can, without involving a totalitarian government approach... Speaking of the pervasive reading problem you're referring to. (Which provoked a quite analogous reaction from frightened parents whose kids read the new dime paperbacks.)

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  140. I thought America had the Puritans by ccmay · · Score: 1
    That reminds me of an old joke I heard from an Aussie friend: Why did America get the Puritans, and Australia the convicts? Australia had first choice.

    Except in this case it seems that a few of the Puritans managed to slip into Oz.

    -ccm

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  141. Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe you. Honest.

  142. Last time I checked... by Gruneun · · Score: 1

    The Internet, itself, is opt-in.

  143. The alternative by everphilski · · Score: 1

    the alternative was the undead zombie known as Kerry... wasn't much of a choice there, 1u3hr...

    -everphilski-

  144. Recursive threads. :-D by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
    i am going to look at that for as long as i can without throwing up...to make the most of my right to while i still have it
    I thought I had strange hobbies.
  145. The death of the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine if this is allowed to spread! It would be the death of the driving engine of the Internet!

  146. Hmmm... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
    A survey by the Australia Institute called "regulating youth access to pornography" dated 2003 found that 84 per cent of boys and 60 per cent of girls had been accidentally exposed to pornographic material

    Now here's an interesting case for a basic statistics class.

    Self selecting sample [Y/N]
    Accidentally? [Y/N] (Get real. Closer to 50/50, and I might believe that...)

    I could go on, but I don't want to bore anyone. After all, even the grave yawns for a statistician... ;-)

    1. Re:Hmmm... by Spag_Yetti · · Score: 0

      If a true accident occured why would it matter if it was a boy or girl? OH, because it wasn't an accident... "I didn't know searching for Euro Gang Bang would return a porn site!" Sure Billy...

  147. I love it.. look at everyone yell and scream by linuxrunner · · Score: 1

    Yet these are the same people who want the decentralize the internet and let morons like this guy have a say on what DNS servers can/can not do!

    He wants to censor the internet, china does, others will... and yet, you want THEM to have a say?

    Remember this shit next time another story comes back up about decentralizing the DNS

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  148. Find this and others.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Find this great idea and others in the senator's new book: "Things God forgot to do"

    An excerpt from the book: "We should also cut out the tongue of all babies off. Those who really wish to speak could have it reattached by request. Speech leads to all sorts of profane language. This measure will assure us that by default, no one can say those naughty words, thereby killing other people in gods eyes."

  149. This is ignorance at work... by kmartshopper · · Score: 1

    So a senator is sitting at their desk and they get some mail from an irate mother who found they didn't know enough about their computer to guess that they shouldn't just blindly let their 12 year old kid on it. That said child stumbled upon 120 GB of pr0n (or more) and now the mother is just a little angry.

    So she goes and bitches to the senator. The senator gets a lot of these and says, "God, this looks like a problem, perhaps I could win some votes by filtering these bad things on the Internet."

    The obvious problem: The senator doesn't understand any of this. It's like walking into Best Buy and having the idiot salesman tell you what kind of a computer you SHOULD be looking at. You're the guy who lives, breathes and eats tech. He's the guy who is a salesman for a megacorporation and doesn't know more about computers than your average 12 year old.

    And so finally we understand the senators logic. Completely lacking any understanding of the subject he jumps to the conclusion he would be doing us all a favor by filtering the Internet. And when we tell him it's not feasible, he'll say, "Well let's give consumers the option to have filtered Internet." And it will go on and on. Because the reality is that you can't fix the problem until people understand what their computers can do, how to bolt them down, what steps to take to secure it for their kids, and how to be a proper parent.

    I guess the sad part is that it will take the senator a long time to realize this... if ever at all.

  150. Other strange sites blocked by schoaff · · Score: 1

    Reminds me the last time I was travelling and tried to file a flight plan with the FAA. The hotel's porn filter blocked the site. I have no idea what the FAA was up to that day but it must have been pretty dirty.

  151. Re:I ADVOCATE VIOLENT OVERTHROW OF AUSTRALIAN GOV' by mickyflynn · · Score: 1

    they already took the guns. that's always step one, you know...

  152. I feel sorry for the Australian people by MoreNoiseThanSignal · · Score: 1

    The Australian government took away guns, they're working on filesharing (not like the rest of the world isn't), and they're going to start on pr0n. What's next, kitchen knives and NIC cards?

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  153. Hurray for Aussie porn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like somebody needs an Abby Winters subscription.

  154. Finally! Someone stands up and says, "No More!" by kp_sidekick · · Score: 1

    Go mister senator, sir!!! Everyone in the world, (at least Europe,) is against you, but I'll stand in your corner if you're serious about this. This is a bold move... but I like it! For all you people that are complaining about this...why? He's not taking your "artistic" expressionalism away, or rights to view what you want, just making you sign up to view it! Definitely separates the men from the pervs! Go Australia!!!

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  155. Censor by JerryLs · · Score: 2

    How about no pornography, period. Pull the plug on any location dealing in or with it. Just say no more. The net would be a lot better place...

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    1. Re:Censor by kp_sidekick · · Score: 1

      I totally agree!

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    2. Re:Censor by saiha · · Score: 1

      And who decides which sites are allowed? You? Or is this just another situation of people too lazy to think and act for themselves?

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    3. Re:Censor by JerryLs · · Score: 1

      If people won't do it, then it has to be done for them. Hence we have government. As far as which sites allowed? No sites allowed for pornography, of any kind.

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    4. Re:Censor by KnightStalker · · Score: 1

      Well, aren't you going to go the whole way and ban any site that has idolatrous images of people on it? We are created in God's image after all - duplicating that is blasphemous - and the second commandment declares "You shall make no graven image". No sites allowed for graven images, of any kind.

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    5. Re:Censor by JerryLs · · Score: 1

      No. Thats not the point. I'm not judging sin. Pornography is like a drug, that draws you in, and it can cause divorce and the hurt of innocents.

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      Ad Astra Per Asper
    6. Re:Censor by KnightStalker · · Score: 1

      All right, perhaps my point was too oblique, but how do you propose to do this? Who's going to "pull the plug"? Do you propose to shut down the sites? Porn sites aren't violating any US laws, and if they were, they could just go buy hosting in some other country. Or do you propose content filtering for everyone? I don't think that's going to be too popular, or effective: Even China can't pull it off properly, and they've been building that infrastructure for years.

      If there were some hypothetical global authority that could arbitrarily block websites either at the source or the destination, how do you propose to enforce your own religious ideas but prevent Nigeria and Saudi Arabia from using it to enforce Sharia law against the whole world?

      I have a better proposal: You can refuse to participate in activities that you object to, and everyone else can be responsible for their own behavior.

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      * And remember, it's spelled N-e-t-s-c-a-p-e, but it's pronounced "Mozilla."
    7. Re:Censor by JerryLs · · Score: 1

      Well, it seems that the nations have a way of doing what they want, laws or not. I guess they just don't care enough to make it stick.

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  156. This is a good idea because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe that the children are our future.

  157. And Me by aepervius · · Score: 1

    I lost my virginity at 12 and it was not at all my choice. Now we have two data point. Can we make any correlation on that ? One own experience does not allow any conclusion (isn't that the "post ergo" reasonement ??).

    Now if we take STUDY they says us that A quarter of women and nearly a third of men have sex under the age of 16 (the age of sexual consent) but the average age at first sexual intercourse is 16 for both sexes
    Quote from Study on sex in UK

    This is UK, but I doubt the average US teenie is less interrested by sex so I take it in the US it is the same, since I could not readily find an equivalent study for US very quick.

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  158. Scratch that - reverse it. by OverDrive33 · · Score: 1

    I think this is a pretty good idea, only rather than having said filter on by default, it should be a question asked when signing up with an ISP.
    "Would you like adult material filtered?"
    "Would you like offensive material filtered?"

    I know there are similar services out there, but one that is backed by the government might have more credibility.

  159. Ha ha ha - so true by urusei · · Score: 1

    Although I've enjoyed reading about some of the things mentioned such as steganography and back-dooring. Think I would just sign up for the pron if I wanted it

  160. This is the least of your problems by aminorex · · Score: 1

    If you're living in Australia, I doubt you'll ever have trouble getting all the porn you can eat. Much more problematic is the sadistic torture and mass murder than you habitually partake of, by supporting brutal war crimes, and the incredible evil of crushing the souls of children in razor-wired desert concentration camps. But then, I suppose all that porn takes your mind off of it. Unless, of course, you happen to be a muslim, in which case it only works until you are sent to Egypt to be electrocuted and pierced with power drills.

    Hopefully, one day, an Australian will atone for the crimes of the nation, and in so doing, turn your continent into a vast plain of radioactive glass. Then the souls of your victims can rest in peace, avenged.

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  161. So slashdot.. by eraser.cpp · · Score: 1

    You still up for having the UN control the Internet? Censorship, ho!

  162. Re:Huh? by AoT · · Score: 1

    Hitler was not a socialist or a leftist.

    And the biggest supporters of censorship in the US are the religios right.

  163. Re:Huh? by AoT · · Score: 1

    And warning stickers equal censorship. Like in China, when they put warning stickers on people's heads so everyone knows they are saying bad things about the government.

  164. Definition by sconeu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Puritan: Someone who is concerned that somebody, somewhere, is enjoying himself.

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  165. yeah by drg8000 · · Score: 1

    Yknow....all this stuff about porn and videogames "Damaging" Children doesnt seem to make much sense to me, it just seems like the government is legislating morality, i mean weve had porn, videogames, internet, violence for years, and obviously our society isnt falling apart? Why all the ruckus now? If you ask me, people should explain to their kids what the world is really like, so their kid doesnt fall apart when they realize the world isnt a "super happy smile hello" world. Thats just my take on it, ill probably have somebody telling me that im wacko or something...

  166. Yes he did by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

    "who our Prime Minister appears to be in thrall to"

    Do you know what "in thrall to" means? Clearly not, otherwise you never would have posted.

    Claiming the PM is "controlled" (that's what it means, in case you haven't looked it up yet) by the US means that his actions are a result of US influence.

    They are not, I showed you why, go away now.

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  167. Tempest in a teacup, and here's why... by merc · · Score: 1

    Most people in penal colonies are lucky to get unsupervised Internet access anyway!

    hah!

    *ducks fast before boomerang hits him*

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  168. What's the difference...They already know??? by kp_sidekick · · Score: 1

    Why not have the ISPs ask people to sign up for the smut they want, when they sign up for their service? The ISPs already know who surfs to pr0n sights anyway... (this can easily be tracked.) They can sign up with bank accounts, credit cards, etc. to verify the persons age and not feel responsible if an under-ager sees more than he/she should.

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  169. Great Quote by ThePepe · · Score: 1

    "The survey found that 93 per cent of parents were in favour of filtering out pornography available on the home computer, let alone those in public buildings. The survey also drew a link between prolonged exposure to this material and tolerance of sexual aggression. Is this why some men see women as a fashion to be used one day and discarded the next?"

    Oh yeah, thats the reason. It has nothing to do with thousands and thousands of years of supressing female rights, THE INTERNET DID IT!

    Jackass writer

  170. Re:Huh? by baldass_newbie · · Score: 1

    You're saying the head of the "National Socialists" was not a Socialist, eh?

    And can you name one political leader on the right who has called for censorship? Not the Pat Robertson wackos, but someone like Al Gore or Hillary Clinton who have called for it. Hint: there's only one dude, I just want to see if you can name him. Meanwhile I've named two Leftists without breaking a sweat.

    BTW, have you even heard of Frank Zappa?

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  171. Why be biased towards the net? by saiha · · Score: 1

    Sounds like its time for a good ol' fashion book burnin'.

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  172. The PM doesn't have final say, so that's not blame by zsau · · Score: 1

    "Controlled" is not the actual definition of "in thrall to" (you can look it up, if you wish); your interpretation is no closer to the actual definition than mine. That gives us three definitions, at least; at this stage I see no reason not to posit a fourth (that of the OP).

    Only by your interpretation of the OP is the US necessarily the cause of our problems.

    And in any case, the definition of "in thrall to" is not relevant to whether the US is the cause of our problems, because—thank god—the Prime Minister is not our supreme dictator. We have a federal system and many things that the are relevant here need to be dealt with by the states, which are all controlled by the federal opposition (the Labor Party). Labor is not considered to be in thrall to the US, and goes to great lengths to ensure in fact it does not come of as anti-American. Also, we have a legislative arm to our federal government, of which the upper house is relatively independent of the executive. The Senate could've prevented this law, and most people wouldn't describe the person most likely to have voted "no" (Sen. Barnaby Joyce) as being controlled by the US/US interests.

    A foreigner (I assume you are one, otherwise you do need a better understanding) is not expected to know the ins and outs of the political system of another relatively minor and benign country. Still, if one wishes to comment on the political system (or the implications of a post on it), you should have at least a basic understanding. It's this stuff I was talking about in my first post, and not the definition of "in thrall to".

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  173. Re:Huh? by compro01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're saying the head of the "National Socialists" was not a Socialist, eh?

    no, he wasn't socialist. the Nazis were fascist (the exact opposite end of the political spectrum) if anything, he was anti-socialist/anti-communist. communists were basically one of the other things on his list of "things to eliminate to make a perfect world" in addition to jews and the physically/mentally disabled.

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  174. Goto Hell by Tekgno · · Score: 1

    I may have just gotten home from the pub at 0515 but nevertheless, if I want to surf porn (like I usually do when I come home at 0500 on a friday morning)I should not have to jump through hoops to do so. The article mentions "The survey also drew a link between prolonged exposure to this material and tolerance of sexual aggression". Haha, get fucked, correlation and causation are not one in the same. It may very well be a big bad world out there but if parents wish to protect their kids, it is up to them to do so. Not everybody wants to have their children living in a plastic bubble and not all should be forced to live in same.

    Enough rambling, time to check my fav free porn site, www.orsm.net then go to bed :P

    1. Re:Goto Hell by Tekgno · · Score: 1

      Just realized, the senator that the article quotes is a Guy Barnett from Tasmania. The rest of mainland Australia regards Tasmanians as imbred morons anyway. Fuck my karma and fuck Guy Barnett, useless taswegian wanker.

  175. It's Not the Job of Government to Raise Your Kids by Prototerm · · Score: 1

    Instead, it is the job of parents to get involved in what their kids are doing, to teach them to have at least a half a braincell's worth of common sense. You don't allow the internet or the television to babysit your children. That's worse than handing them into the care of a random stranger on the street for no better reason than you're too lazy (or too busy) to do your job.

    Parenting is hard, time-consuming work. If you're not prepared to do the time, then don't do the crime in the first place. I know what my 12-year old son is into, where he goes on the net, what music he listens to (mostly my old vinyl LP's, strangely enough), and what little TV he watches. I don't shield him from Bad Things. *I* show them to him, and make sure he knows they are bad. The hardest thing in the world is to show or say certain things to a child, but if you don't, they'll never know what those bad things are, and that you specifically disapprove of them (timing here is everything, but that's a discussion for another thread). You're the adult. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and act like one.

    The parents have to be the biggest influence in their children's lives. This idea in Australia is worse than bad. It encourages the parents to ignore their kids and let the random stranger babysit them. Filtering that random babysitter doesn't make them any less a stranger.

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  176. My own Internet by evil_morg · · Score: 1

    I'm sick of people trying to censor information on the internet. I'm going to make my own internet... with hookers and gambling. In fact, forget the internet. IMHO the internet is as popular as it is because of the amount and the freedom of information available to anyone. An uncensored internet is tool for the entire world to use, for what ever their purpose (even *pr0n*). Censoring takes away from the effectiveness of that tool and gives power to what ever body controls it. I believe that I should have access to any information I want (that someone else has made available) regardless of any body (government or otherwise).

  177. Porn is going to be the least of it by J.R.+Random · · Score: 1

    Of course stopping porn is just the camel's nose under the tent.

    Once the principle of mandatory filtering is in place, laws will be passed to stop "hate" web sites, the definition of which will of course be expanded to mean any political views, bloggers, or news sites the government hates.

    1. Re:Porn is going to be the least of it by acb · · Score: 1

      It's already happening. The Australian government has just passed a broad sedition law, which criminalises any speech inciting discontentment with the Queen, the government, either house of parliament or Australia's allies, and effectively any political protest stronger than writing a politely-worded letter to the newspaper. The government has been delegitimising and criminalising all forms of protest and dissent for some years now, and were Australia to get a national firewall, it would be extremely unlikely that the government would resist using it to keep Australians from seeing inappropriate opinions.

  178. No, you're wrong, but why am I not surprised by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

    "Controlled" is not the actual definition of "in thrall to" "

    "thrall Pronunciation (thrôl)
    n.
    1.
    a. One, such as a slave or serf, who is held in bondage.
    b. One who is intellectually or morally enslaved.
    2. Servitude; bondage: "a people in thrall to the miracles of commerce" Lewis H. Lapham.
    tr.v. thralled, thralling, thralls Archaic
    To enslave."

    Is it really necessary to continue, or do you care to continue making yourself look like a raging idiot?

    "Still, if one wishes to comment on the political system (or the implications of a post on it), you should have at least a basic understanding."

    I wasn't commenting on a political system, I was commenting on a comment. Stop with the fucking straw men, please, they're easily spotted and just as eaily dismissed.

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    1. Re:No, you're wrong, but why am I not surprised by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      I didn't say he was in thrall to the US, I said he APPEARED to be - i.e. he acts AS IF he were controlled by the US, though as far as we can tell, it is in fact his choice. I am not blaming the USA for our problems, though god knows it has more than enough of its own. What is troubling is that supposedly intelligent and astute people (I generously include our esteemed PM in this group, despite evidence to the contrary) seem to think that the way the US conducts foreign policy is actually a pretty good model to follow. It's this voluntary copycat behaviour that is doing the harm, even though there is no compulsion to follow the US at all. It's a very puzzling phenomenon. Yes, we should be more careful about who we are selecting to represent us - and so should you.

  179. If you ban people's access to porn they... by saskboy · · Score: 1

    They might do something crazy and start making their own:
    http://sask.sasktelwebsite.net/wordporn.html

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  180. Why are we so fucking stupid...? by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    We scream our heads off about "think of the children" when it comes to pornography! We must fight, FIGHT, FIGHT against smut, against it being used to "warp" "impressionable" "minds"! We are concerned that it will cause marriages to fail, and the destruction of limb and country!

    BULLSHIT! PURE UNADULTERATED BULLSHIT!

    The fact is - the reason people want pornography, is because it is "taboo". People would not want pornography of any sort if it wasn't seen as taboo and naughty. We have no problem with people of any race, sex, or sexual orientation (ok, apparently some dumb fuckers have problems with that last one, but they are idiots) wandering around and - "GASP!" - letting our children see them - "URP!" - ...

    !!!! CLOTHED !!!!

    Horrors! Why is this though? Why do we not find clothed individuals "pornographic"? Furthermore - if nudity and other similar depictions were seen as "non-taboo" and perfectly acceptable by society - would clothed displays be seen as the new "pornography"? In other words, in bizzaro world, are clothed people taboo?

    We are so stupid, and the cycle repeats, because we are too stupid to see the answer to our problems is clear. Those damn trees getting in the way of my forest.

    You want to stop pornography? You want it to go away? Then quit making it a taboo subject! Quit making nudity and sex, and everything that revolves around those topics or are based on those topics, something that is only talked about in whispers or side glances. Quit making it taboo - and it will cease to be an issue!

    This will never happen, though - IT IS TOO FUCKING LOGICAL AND REASONED TO OCCUR.

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    1. Re:Why are we so fucking stupid...? by spamfiltertest · · Score: 1
      "People would not want pornography of any sort if it wasn't seen as taboo and naughty."

      I sure as hell would still want my porn regardless of how it was seen!

  181. Protect against terror pornography by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good idea. Protect Australians from the pornographic speeches by the leaders of rogue terror & torture states like the United States, and pornographic speeches by their propaganda ministers (like Condi Rice, the Secretary of Propaganda for the US).

  182. Shouldn't it work the other way? by dindi · · Score: 1

    When I subscribe to DSL,Cable, dialup or something else I am purchasing Internet access.

    including port 25 TCP, 6666-6669, FTP, P2P ports, access to warez sites (wheter I use them or not) and access to "THE WEB", not just a selection of sites my government, ISP or grandma thinks is good for me.

    IF I choose filtering (e.g. I have kids and I cannot install a filter) thant put the damn thing on.

    It is really sickening.

    Actually transparent proxies are also unacceptable practices and should be mentioned if used in your ISP contract.

    Sorry, that's the way I like it: Public IP, no filter on ISP side - all ports without proxies.

  183. Get it right by goon · · Score: 1

    Wrong. Dead wrong.

    The Senator you are refering to is (ex) Senator Brian Harridine [0]. You can read here an interview on ABC Radio, AM (22 June, 2005) [1] on his Senate retirement. Harridine was a independent hardliner from Tasmania. The Senator you refer to is Richard Alston, Liberal Party Hack & now gracing the powers of London as Australia's High Comissioner in the UK.

    '... Thankfully Alston lost his powerseat during following elections ...'

    No it has to do with fixed terms in the senate. You can read this in reference 1.

    '... Alston was exposed as the luddite nutjob he trully was and the sun once again shone. ...'

    No (unfortunately). He was among other things appointed 'Adjunct Professor in the Faculty of Information Technology at Bond University in Queensland'.

    Reference

    [0] Australian Parliament Hansard, 'Validictory, Senate Hansard, 21 June, 2005':
    http://parlinfoweb.aph.gov.au/piweb/view_document. aspx?id=2220537&table=HANSARDS

    [1] ABC AM, 'Brian Harradine bids farewell to the Senate':
    http://www.abc.net.au/am/content/2005/s1397805.htm

    [2] Department of Foreign Affairs & Trade, 'Richard Alston
    Australian High Commissioner to the United Kingdom':
    http://www.dfat.gov.au/homs/uk.html

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  184. Re:Seriously? You could rework your home a bit, ye by natd · · Score: 1
    I'm going to abandon this thread because just about every reply to my post is reading mine in the context of TFA and not the parent post I was replying to. I can't resist replying to one part of the above post though: (Since 1981? You have kids who are at least 24 (assuming they were newborn infants in '81) whose 'net access you're actively needing to control? You'd be able to define conditions on which they can live under your roof by then, and treat them like adults over that.)

    Since 1981? News flash: I was a kid once too. I guess forgot to explicitly state that. I began being one in mid 1974, so I have a perspective on their view and how their mind works :)

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  185. 2008 ticket, anyone? by abb3w · · Score: 1
    Anyone can write in anyone's name. We could have elected George Carlin (name picked at random).

    Well, anyone over 18 can write in any native born American over 35. But George Carlin would probably have been marginally better for international diplomacy... he usually can keep people smiling while he's being insanely rude to them.

    Perhaps Dennis Leary as VP?

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  186. I just don't understand the reasoning. by atomic_toaster · · Score: 1

    The underlying issue here, really, is that "children should not have access to porn, all that sex is bad for them."

    Oh-ho. Seeing people have sex is horrible for the development of children, is it? Procreation is evil! Gawd, I thought that this line of thinking went out with Victorian times.

    Right now, extreme conservatives look back to the "good old days" and see perfection. Children weren't exposed to sex as much in the old days as now, right?

    Yet in most countries in the world until about 100 years ago (and some countries much more recently), all but the rich were living in one- and two-room houses, and people bred like bloody rabbits. How in the world were children not exposed to sex from a young age? Were all children deaf and blind until they were sent to marriages arranged by their aprents? Not to mention whores on city streetcorners, Daddy's mistress, and print pornography. No, no, no, the "good old days" were a haven of morality and conscience.

    But now, any exposure of children to sex is seen as a horrible, horrible thing. Mostly this comes from the people who think that their teenagers couldn't possibly be experimenting with sex (or booze or drugs, for that matter), despite the fact that most adults have fond memories of doing so when they were teens! As long as adults desire sex, in all of its many forms (which, btw, is a biological, not a cultural, desire), teenagers will desire sex as well, and pre-pubescent children will be curious and imitate what they see (although they don't often really understand it).

    And what gets me is that people make all the wrong arguments about pornography. Politicians are all about "saving the children" from exposure to sex, because sex at a young age is bad. (Not just unprotected sex and, of course, rape, but all sex.) But they never talk about the idea that pornography can objectify women, lead to unrealistic expectations about the human body and self-image, etc. Whether these arguments have weight or not in the public eye, the fact is that they are rarely brought up in the first place. No, because that would hint at some knowledge of the subject matter!

    Give me a freaking break. People are killing each other in new and inventive ways on the 7-oclock news, but show a piece of flesh on prime time -- won't someone think of the children???????

  187. Australian Senator Wants to Censor the Net by PigIronBob · · Score: 1

    Funny, I knew before I read the article that the bloke had to come from 'Tasfobia', either that or the ghost of Joh Bjelke Petersen being channeled.

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  188. Re:Australians... by cammoblammo · · Score: 1
    And on a hot day, how do you prevent your scrotum from hanging in the water?

    Assuming the cable is still to be laid, I quite like the cooling effect. With the ensuing shrinkage and all it's a good example of dynamic equilibrium. Don't know how that'd go in chemistry class, though.

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  189. Nobody asked us! by bcg · · Score: 1

    As a PhD student and casual lecturer at the University of Tasmania's Computing deptartment Launceston campus (Launceston is where Guy Barnett has his office), I would like to clearly state for the record that nobody asked us for a comment on this before he started writing press releases!

    Its rather funny actually, we have in the past been asked for help with expert advice in court cases etc, where technology has played a part in the crime. I don't think we've ever been asked anything on political party policy though... Why don't they make similar, unsupported claims about other scientific endeavors? Are the public only "politically gullible" about computer science? Might be a paper in that... :-)

  190. Isn't that animal cruelty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would you treat a poor little donkey so?

    Oh! I think I get it, Americans can't spell ARSE!

  191. Nothing to see here... move along... by riprjak · · Score: 1

    Ok, the christian right backbenchers and the "family first" (a front for a local charismatic christian cult) senators support this.

    However there is ALREADY legislation in place where it was decided quite equivocally NOT to filter the net (when the minister responsible was actually a fairly psychotic christian too) for such nastiness and focus of a code of practice for local ISPs and Web hosts for managing tricks like domain hijacking and focus on education of parents on how to restric access to such material should they choose.

    Once again, our Slashdot editors are the staunch bastion of reason, filtering the noise to present us with meaningless tripe :)

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  192. Who makes by HSpirit · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    If an adult family wishes to restore its right to have access to pornographic and other material on the internet that may be deemed inappropriate, so be it...

    Who the hell is this guy to tell me what is and is not "inappropriate"???

    I thought in a liberal democracy our politicians were our servants, not our masters! I think Mr Barnett should consider resigning from the Liberal Party and join Family First or one of the other cooky authoritarian Christian extremists, as his "liberal" values seem to be somewhat lacking.

  193. not possible... by ZhuLien · · Score: 1

    I wonder how they are going to get ISPs to censor the "NET" (not just the WWW)? Are they going to create special filters for every known and future unknown protocol or encryption?

  194. It's Godless and Christless "christian" luddites by dbIII · · Score: 1
    Luddites have been infesting Australian comunication policy for a long time, and some of the worst of them think that simple filtering software exists and some bunch of pornographers are conspiring to stop it being used.

    All this in the country that owns the ".cx" domain - Christmas Island is an Australian territory. We don't go mad over a nipple being exposed on TV, but we still have our loonies.

    The extra cost doesn't matter to the single issue loonies that push this line - anything and everything should be done "for the children" - apart from educating and feeding the poor ones of course, because their version of God only likes rich people.

  195. Re:Huh? by Castar · · Score: 1

    Tipper Gore, Hillary Clinton, and Joe Lieberman are the republican wing of the democratic party. They're not "liberal" by any stretch, and their awful attempts to censor Americans are pandering to the middle, not the left.

    The "free love" leftists aren't be in favor of this sort of thing.

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  196. *sigh* clueless politicians by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, this is just another example of a technically illiterate pollitician thinking with their special interest groups and not with thier brain.

    They are becoming increasingly common and more impossible with thier demands as the years roll by. One day they will get someone in a position of power with a genuine appreaciation of the technical issues involved and they will marvel at how much crud got through parliment

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  197. You're still wrong by zsau · · Score: 1

    None of those definitions say "in thrall to" means "is controlled by"; do you know what control is? You might interpret the difference to be so minor as to be irrelevant, but that's your own fault.

    No, it is not necessary to continue. I certainly won't bother.

    The point about the political system is hardly a straw man. If you think it is, you should perhaps look up the definition of "straw man". And you were commenting on a comment that was commenting on our political system, in such a way that you needed to have at least a basic understanding unless you wanted to look a fool (the thing in brackets). You didn't have an understanding, or at least you didn't use it...

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  198. Australia, Australia by Grand+High+Wonko · · Score: 2, Funny
    This doesn't surprise me in the slightest. When I went to Australia, Sydney was a wonderful place and though I didn't go I heard that Melbourne is too, but the rest of it? It honestly felt like how the world would be if Mussolini had won the war, a nation of trumped up bureaucrats out to exercise their power by making the lives of those around them slightly worse in all the ways available to them.

    Australia isn't becoming a nanny state, it is a nanny state looking to become a police state. You can tell the world's completely off kilter when the First World nations that seem to be making the most sense at the moment are the Germans who can't even elect a leader and the French who don't bother to respond to massive riots for two weeks.

    Personally I've noticed a serious bent towards totalitarianism in all the major players in the "Coalition of the Willing". Australia, Britain and America all keep passing these scary laws restricting free speech and removing rights from citizens and conferring them on corporations. It's a pity too, couldn't happen to nicer people, pretty much every single one of the ordinary citizens I've met from your countries I've liked and respected.

    Here's some rules I learned from growing up in an oppressive society that eventually became free. I know it seems unlikely that an Aussie could learn anything from a South African, but they proved true here, watch out:

    • Censorship never works because wanting to be a censor is the first sign that you shouldn't be one. We banned Black Beauty on the assumption that it was inter-racial pornography. The same will happen to you, it may start with pornography but that can then be happily inflated to include into anything that doesn't promote "traditional" values. The haven't even passed the law yet and they've already started, note the phrase "and other inappropriate material"
    • No amount of government intervention will stop your children from finding out about sex, death or unpleasant political facts. Talk to them now and prepare them so that when they encounter it they act maturely. While they might not be adults that's not the same thing as being stupid.
    • No matter how many security laws you pass terrorists WILL still strike you again. No amount of policing will stop a determined terrorist from striking only diplomacy will.
    • Bad news for soldiers in Iraq. After an unjust war the soldiers will always be remembered poorly regardless of how heroic they're individual actions are. You will be painted with the same brush by history and it will be Abu Ghraib that will be remembered, not the time you saved your unit's lives.
    • Any church that allies itself with an oppressive government is evil. If your church overtly supports the current situation change now to a different one. If you're religious and are going to save anything start by saving your soul.
    • Distrust any politician who uses religion for political ends they are inevitably either corrupt, power-hungry or secually deviant. There's nothing preventing them from being all three.
    • Like all companies, large companies with a cosy relationship with the government will do everything they can to maximize their profits. The difference is that they have more power with which to do so. Beware of them.
    • Don't be afraid of immigrants or people of other races, religions or orientations. New talent and ideas from other countries and cultures won't destroy your culture, they'll make it richer. Underneath most people are the same and all they want is a good place to raise their kids.
    • Apathy is not a choice. If you don't like how things are going protest, organize a new political party, do something, as your indifference will be interpreted by the government as support.
    • Never underestimate the power of a government to suppress or control mainstream media, get your news from as many sources as possible.

    If you do ignore this list, please at least just be Australians. Toss some meat on the barbie, knock

  199. The Larrikin-Wowser Nexus by acb · · Score: 1

    Australia has always had a tradition of repressive, authoritarian government and arbitrary authority. After all, it was a penal colony, and a military outpost of the British Empire, holding the line, and standards had to be enforced. Up until the 1960s or 1970s, a lot of things which would be OK in London or New York were strictly beyond the pale in the big cities of Australia. Australian puritanism (or "wowserism") doesn't have the evangelical, light-on-a-hill idealism of the American variety, but tends to be more of a what-will-the-neighbours-think conservatism.

    Mind you, Australia also has an equally old opposite tradition of borderline contempt for authority and propriety; commonly called "larrikinism". This is a country where an armed robber is a national hero, an unofficial (and by far more popular) national anthem is about a sheep thief, and more recently, there were (unofficial) national moments of silence and memorials held for an Australian executed in Singapore for smuggling a huge quantity of heroin. The larrikin streak has made an impression on Australian culture in a number of areas, from an old an ongoing tradition of political mischief to highly-developed scenes for activities such as stencil graffiti and urban exploration.

    The downside of the larrikin-wowser dynamic is that there is not much of a centre, and not much of a tradition of liberalism and civil society. Since the 1970s, Australia has become more liberal and cosmopolitan, though that was never enshrined into anything like a bill of rights. Consequently, as soon as a hard-right government got into power, all the de facto institutions of liberalism are being swept away like so many sandcastles on a beach, and the old authoritarianism is showing through.

  200. Welcome to Bjelkeland by acb · · Score: 1

    The ghost of Joh Bjelke-Petersen appears to be possessing the government in Canberra. With increasingly tightening censorship laws, crackdowns on peaceful protest and now the new sedition laws, Australia as a whole is looking like Bjelke-Petersen's Queensland did.

  201. I'm all for internet censorship... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's start by censoring Australian Senators. For that matter, let's ban then from all media outlets. If I can't hear them from atop their soap box then they obviously have nothing worth saying.

  202. bleeding obvious by frrrp · · Score: 1

    Why can't one of these cretins suggest the bleeding obvious. Prohibit the unsupervised use of the 'net by minors. Cheap: Cost to taxpayer/ISP/end user - nil (possible revenue source with fines). Simple: onus on the parents to actually be parents - zero administration and maintenance. Effective: its not our fault if you can't control your brats - so don't blame us. Frrrp - more ashamed to be Australian by the day.

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  203. the last paragraph by ChoyLeeFut · · Score: 1

    "...but if the family includes children then the parents must acknowledge their responsibility and duty of care to ensure their children do not become victims."

    Dumb question, but... as a general rule, aren't parents supposed to be responsible and take care to ensure their children do not become victims anyway?

    This reminds me of the classic American stereotype (I believe coined by Chris Rock): "I take care of MY kids!" You're supposed to! That's what being a parent means! What, you want an award for taking care of your kids?

    Geez.

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  204. screw the nannies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The user that wants the filter should have to go through the trouble of getting it setup for their account and pay for any extra fees (which is likely to happen).

    Filtering is a service that will cost the ISPs time, work, and money to maintain, & I don't see how they deserve to be held responsible. Nor should law-abiding citizens be denied a lack of service for which they pay.

    Porn is not the problem - under-aged/illegal access to porn and paedophilia/child porn are the issues. It will evolve as it needs to regardless of the technology... so stop passing the buck & give the police the funding they need!