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  1. Re:Older coders welcomed where needed on Job Chances for Older Coders? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fortune favors those who help themselves.
    I agree. invest in a ski mask and start robbing cenvenience stores.

  2. Re:Is it me... on Warren Ellis Answers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Italics slow reading to 40% too
    have you tried tilting your head?

  3. Re:New Models on Oddball PC Cases From Japan · · Score: 3, Funny

    and they'll come with a free order of cheesy bread.

  4. Re:DONATE!!! on Interview with Student Sued by RIAA · · Score: 1

    smart move. you can expect the RIAA to be paying your hard drive a little visit once they coerce paypal into giving them your personal information.

  5. Re:CONTRIBUTE on Interview with Student Sued by RIAA · · Score: 1

    that just gave me a great idea for a new p2p network, everyone pays like $.05 per song that they pirate and the money gets used to defend the guys that get caught. it's like piracy insurance :)

  6. Re:Hygiene?? on Microsoft Rolls Out iLoo · · Score: 1

    oh yeah, and testing your urine for drugs and emailing the results to your employer.
    the price of clean urine will double.
    and drug addicts will start peeing in the sink.

  7. Re:Hygiene?? on Microsoft Rolls Out iLoo · · Score: 1

    i wouldn't want to touch it, maybe it will be voice (fart) activated.
    the killer app for this thing will be the ability to log your... ahh... logs.

  8. Re:7zip on Searching for the Oldest Running Application · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I patented screwing your mom. But it got revoked for "prior art."

    go home, dad, you've had too much to drink.

  9. Re:Mainframe on Searching for the Oldest Running Application · · Score: 1

    video games too. somewhere out there there's a working space invaders that beats it too

  10. Re:ProTools is a large reason modern music sucks on Cheap Audio Production · · Score: 1

    so did jesus (aka jebus).

  11. Re:Sex it up! on Enterprise Getting New Aliens, Hairdos, Weapons · · Score: 1

    they haven'y used that 7-year boner thing that vulcans get, there's an episode I'd be willing to watch.

  12. i'll make you a deal... on Projector Torture Test: LCD versus DLP · · Score: 1

    if you're staring at a projecter 8 hours a day, for 500 straight days, maybe you should go outside

    I'll go outside if you get a spellchecker.

  13. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? on Brain Privacy · · Score: 1

    someone once had a name for this type of a struggle... i think it was a class struggle...

    right on baby, fair's fair. I'll submit if they do too. they want to know if i'm gay or violent? thats cool, scan away. but I want to know how many ufo's are hidden under roswell.

    they've got more to hide than I do.

  14. Re:They deserve it. on Penny Arcade vs. American Greetings Revisited · · Score: 1

    And since this strip wasn't intended to be seen by Strawberry Shortcake's prime audience (little girls), I don't think American Greetings has an actual case here.

    yeah but how many parents of young girls read PA? and how many parents generally avoid buying their daughters products that evoke images of bondage lesbianism? I think they'd not have too hard a time proving damages.

  15. Re:Sharper Image ("Wonderful Reviews"???) on An Affordable Air Purifier For Dusty Computer Labs? · · Score: 1

    I know. apparently I can't get modded down when I'm trying. too bad you don't have points.

  16. Re:They deserve it. on Penny Arcade vs. American Greetings Revisited · · Score: 1

    It looks like the lawsuit is totally justified. The Strawberry Shortcake comic is damaging to the trademark-holder's reputation, and the US has an enforce it or lose it trademark system.

    somebody mod this back up because he's right. it's not flamebait just because you don't agree with it or wish the world were different. I personally like PA but I think they should be counting their blessings that this sort of thing doesn't happen more often, they get away with a lot of shit that they wouldn't if game publishers/etc. weren't afraid of a backlash.

    that said, I like that they stuck to their guns. there's not enough of this lately.

    speaking your mind is cool. cowtowing to corporate pressure is not. the dixie chicks could learn a lesson from these guys. I had to delete all my illegally downloaded dixie chicks mp3s in protest.

  17. dear timothy... on Telemarketer Blows Whistle on Tape-Altering Scam · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    you're about to get laid. and by laid I mean fired.

  18. Re:Sharper Image ("Wonderful Reviews"???) on An Affordable Air Purifier For Dusty Computer Labs? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just because you have had some kind of psychosematic..
    if you're gonna use big words at least learn how to spell them.

  19. Re:Is there a cure for... on Distributed Computing Attacking SARS · · Score: 1

    if there could be one good thing to come of this hype it should be ridding us of the custom of shaking hands. Really, when someone you don't know sticks out his hand for you to shake it, he might as well be asking you to lick his armpit.

    but if you don't you look like a weirdo. what happens when you show up for a job interview and the guy sticks out his hand, its like: 'sorry, I'd shake your hand but I left my level 4 biocontainment suit at home.'

    guess who doesn't get the job?

  20. Re:Pffffttt SARS - BFD on Distributed Computing Attacking SARS · · Score: 1

    5) Don't try to pick up chinese girls you meet at the airport.

  21. Re:how stupid on The Return of Chewbacca · · Score: 2, Insightful

    do you even understand the concept of a saga? heroes are larger than life and unlikely things happen. if you can't deal with that you can go watch something else

  22. Re:Why? on Verizon Set Back Again in DMCA Subpoena Case · · Score: 1

    I'm inclined to think they should treat music/software piracy the same as they treat, say, turnstile-jumping in major cities

    This won't work because it will cost RIAA more than $500 in court costs to go after each offender. Plus they're harder to catch, there's no cop running after you when you're at home in your living room.

    ... unless you live in a trailer park in florida.

  23. Re:Why is Hemp illegal??? A: Because it's FUEL. on Run Your Car on Grease · · Score: 1

    the fact that you continue to respond to this thread suggests a pattern of obsessive-compulsive behavior for which you should seek medication - and I'm not talking about the stuff growing in your closet.

    and remember, you're not allowed to reply. doesn't that make your brain itch??

  24. Re:Why is Hemp illegal??? A: Because it's FUEL. on Run Your Car on Grease · · Score: 1

    ok so we've got 3 scenarios. either I'm right and you're a paranoid whackjob, or I'm wrong and there's a vast conspiracy that you can't do anything about anyway, or I'm a troll and you fell for it hook line and sinker.

    any way you look at it, you lose.

  25. Re:Why is Hemp illegal??? A: Because it's FUEL. on Run Your Car on Grease · · Score: 1

    Remember kids, some trolls really do work for the government

    Yes that's it, I'm a government agent and you've blown my cover. Congratulations on being a paranoid lunatic.