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  1. Re:Nucular? on Nucular Hydrogen Economy · · Score: 1

    Defending my brother and the good folks at the Voice: the spelling was a joke
    sure, in fact every time anybody misspells anything around here its a joke.
    thanks to everyone for all the laughs.

  2. Re:By 2880 on Simulation Of An Asteroid Impact In The Year 2880 · · Score: 1

    ...only to find that anything beyond 8 is something most women don't want to get anywhere near...
    you just keep telling yourself that, buddy.
    if it makes you feel better.

  3. Re:Cruel Intentions... on Shocking Clothing · · Score: 1

    you say to a femail friend 'Hey, woman, on your way out, take out the garbage,' you're in trouble.
    For maximum results, try 'bitch'.
    what the hell, its friday.

  4. Re:Cruel Intentions... on Shocking Clothing · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wife beaters throughout history have been barking orders at women...
    thanks for that insightful historical perspective on wife beating.
    seriously, you just made that up.

  5. Re:They showed a working one... on Ant Farm PC · · Score: 1

    Actually it might be nicer since at least they get a breeze from the fans.
    yes, I'm sure a nice breeze would easily make up for the fact that they:
    * have been taken from their queen,
    * shipped through the freaking mail,
    * live in a glass cage and have to look at leo laporte's ugly face all day,
    * get a little bonus heat/hum/radiation

    but you're right that is probably a small price to pay for a nice breeze.

  6. Re:They showed a working one... on Ant Farm PC · · Score: 1

    Yes it works, no the heat/vibrations didn't kill the ants.
    at least not right away.
    I predict that you will never see a follow up to that story because all the ants were dead within days.
    at least I hope so for their sake,
    it would really suck to be one of those ants.
    seriously.

  7. Re:Absolutely on Is the Seeking of Lost Skills/Arts a Hacking Analog? · · Score: 1

    probably not a good idea to admit to distilling whiskey in the US, might get the revenuers after you
    in a way, making moonlight runs and dodging the sheriff is a lost art in itself.
    sadly, I doubt the atf will be giving up their black helicopters and snipers anytime soon.

  8. Re:Err... on Use a Honeypot, Go to Prison? · · Score: 5, Funny

    next we'll see handicapped burglars suing homeowners for not providing wheelchair access to their valuables.

  9. Re:sic on Resume Spamming Creates Storage, Legal Snags · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Personally, I'd rather be spending my time as a 'message therapist.'
    me too, but i wouldn't want to have to suck all those cocks.

  10. Re:babbling on Computing's Lost Allure · · Score: 1

    i ended up doing computers not becuase I loved them (thats messed up),
    or for the money (plumbers make the same as programmers).
    I just honestly wasn't any good at anything else and programming was easy.
    If I had been born a woman I would probably be a hooker. oh well.

  11. Re:Uhhh.. on I, Spammer · · Score: 1

    yes, i've gotten my penis stuck in that hole in the middle of an aol cd for the last time!

  12. vc? on 30 Years of Ethernet · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Not surprisingly, he's now a VC
    whoa! the inventor of ethernet has been elected vice chancellor?!
    when did that happen?

  13. Re:ps on Evangelion Live Action Movie · · Score: 1

    i'm with this guy 100%. I don't understand why some people are so gaga over evangelion, but I have a theory they're the same people that like babylon 5.

  14. Re:Dawn the Vampire Slayer on Slashback: GSM, Buffy, Wobble · · Score: 2, Funny

    even worse with the hellmouth being closed, imagine the big bad they would come up with for season 8.
    the war on drugs?
    global warming?
    the sad thing is that I'd still be watching.

  15. Re:This could make life easy for redhat users on Sun Announces New x86 Servers · · Score: 1

    sure and when you think of it, when a distro already needs 5 cd's, what's one more?

  16. Re:Handwriting on Getting Inside Einstein's Head · · Score: 1

    I conclude that he had an eye for detail and a healthy imagination based on what's in his writing, not how the letters are formed.

    I conclude that paper was more expensive back then.

  17. Re:hmmmm on Monday, The Death of Websites · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    that's odd
    i tend to spend the weekend getting blowjobs from hookers behind the circleK, somehow i figured other people did the same thing

  18. Re:anyone else think... on Matrix Reloads to $42.5 Million Opening · · Score: 1

    it came off seeming like "let's put in a rave scene to attract the younger kids".

    well since it wasn't in the trailer and most people didn't know about it, and oh yeah, it got the film an R rating...
    I think your theory is pretty well shot to hell.

    there was a message in that scene, you just missed it.
    that scene was there to show what we will still have if we destroy all the machines.

  19. Re:Heh on Matrix Reloads to $42.5 Million Opening · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heh, yeah I do - another realistic computer scene from Hollywood
    uh... when was the last time a hot chick with super powers dropped a motorcycle on your server room?

  20. Re:messing with head? -- SPOILER ALERT on Matrix Reloads to $42.5 Million Opening · · Score: 1

    the doors were really just a metaphor for the decision that the oracle tells neo he had already made (but was probably a decision she had led him to make). she says he can't see past it because it was a decision he didn't understand, but we're supposed to wonder if he couldn't see past it because there was nothing past it, if it's because the matrix had been reset

    The point of the doors speech was to tell neo that the machines could live without humans, although it would be a sacrifice they wouldn't be willing to make unless the stakes were high enough. Earlier neo has a similar conversation with the councilman about the sacrifice humans would have to make to live without machines.

    I suspect that this sets the stage for a compromise to be made between humans and machines in the third movie, and I expect the oracle to become a 'good guy' again

  21. Re:I still know a good name... on Mozilla's Joy Of Naming · · Score: 4, Funny

    they could always call it flamebird, which will probably be more appropriate in the end.

  22. Re:finally on RIAA Apologizes for Incorrect Infringement Notice · · Score: 5, Funny

    in other news, professor bob metallica is still waiting for his apology.

  23. Re:This area of the U.S. is called "Ecotopia". on Klingon Interpreter Needed In Oregon · · Score: 2, Funny

    These people are mentally divergent, and need help understanding that Klingon's don't fucking exist.
    I wonder if they've tried holding out a iPod and telling them that it's a universal translator. it might make them start speaking english.

  24. Re:True but... on Six Monkeys And An Old Saw · · Score: 1

    yes more studies about monkeys urinating on keyboards.
    that way the next time my boss asks who urinated on all the keyboards I can say a monkey must have.

  25. Re:Not first... can't be. on A Palm for Every Purpose · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    My life must be over now, and I can die happy
    just as long as you die