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Alienware Planning Android iPhone Killer?
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rumors of an Alienware phone based on Google's Android phone OS. As Dell has a history of bombing with handhelds, it would be interesting to try the Alienware brand instead. And I'm not exactly sure where they get off claiming that their drawings are the first pictures of the thing. Cheesy renderings designed explicitly for your website are not quite pictures of a product... they are artists impressions.
...this thing looks more like a creepy, Gigeresque sex toy than a phone? Sil would be pleased.
I don't think the iPhone has attained the status that any new smartphone must be considered a competitor first and foremost to it. Especially when, as in this case, it's a completely different styling concept. I do see iPhones here and there, but by far most people still use other cellphones, so I do not think the iPhone merits a reference in the title of every story about cellphones.
look out here come the ipod killers!
(pause)
ok... look out here come the iphone killers!
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Looks to me like this guy is talking out his ass about the entire Alienware thing.
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Yeay, just what the world needs, a 4 tone mobile phone with four seconds of battery life and dedicated cooling system, that can just about play Doom II.
(Yeay, I'm a little upset with my £2.5k ($5k) Alienware laptop.)
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That rendering is the most ugly shit i've seen in years. It does not even look close to anything i'd want to get even for free. I wish you teenage fanbois could just shut up and go back to your mamas basement to tune your shitty alien dells.
As Dell has a history of bombing with handhelds
So does Apple, fool.
I really don't think that now the iPhone is the phone to beat. Most people I know have a RAZR or similar, while they would like an iPhone as most people would, the $600 price tag plus dealing with AT&T makes them not buy one.
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If you read TFA you find that it's not even a rumor, it's entirely speculation based on the purchase of Alienware by Dell. It states that the argument for the Alienware phone is "overwhelming" based on the fact that the author thinks that Alienware is cool and is well known outside of us build-it-yourself PC geeks. TFA is accompanied by something labeled "First Pictures of Alienware Android Cell Phone" that is actually a GIF mockup drawn by a staff artist based on what they'd like it to look like. So now the Slashdot "killer" label is being applied to products that not only don't exist yet, but for which there's no objective evidence that anyone is even thinking about. Can we retire the "killer" now? It's become parody.
and that phone looks like the huge stinky turd that I just birthed while checking slashdot. God bless wireless internet!
That may be the ugliest piece of hardware I have ever laid my eyes on.
As for an iPhone killer? Why is everything these days an iPhone killer? This abomination does not compete with the iPhone in any way. Completely different design (if you can call it that) aesthetic. It's not based on a touch screen. Any mention of an iPhone killer exists only to drive people to the site so they can have a look. If the title was 'Dell subsidy designs cellphone, beats it with ugly stick' they would not get as much traffic.
"Dell has a history of bombing with handhelds"
The Dell Axim series was one of the most popular Pocket PCs in history, I would bet they sold several times more Axims than Apple has sold iPhones.
The highest powered Axims released in the later years of the series was more powerful and feature rich than the iPhone. The x50 had VGA, touchscreen, wifi, BT, SD/CF, IR, 620mhz CPU, over 6000 software apps, and came out in 2004.
If Dell was serious about releasing an iPhone 'killer' all they would have to do is resurrect their x50 and add phone support and it would be better than the iPhone except for the interface. After releasing 6 PDA models they have the knowledge and experience to easily do this. Its probably only a matter of business contracts with the mobile carriers that is holding them back.
Ummm... to be an "iPhone Killer" don't you need to have. like a similar featureset and formfactor. This looks like a run of the mill cellphone with some decent gaming which makes it an NGage killer at best. It seems to be for a different market altogether. It doesn't have any sort of qwerty input or touchscreen.
Why bother to mention the iPhone at all in this story? "Alienware Planning Android Cellphone" seems like enough.
Tautologies, they are what they are.
"The Open Handset Alliance, a group of more than 30 technology and mobile companies, is developing Android: the first complete, open, and free mobile platform."
But the title suggests that there is an Android phone which will be killed! Android is a platform just like Linux, and Alienware's device will be based on the Android platform. so to me, this development will perpetuate Android instead of killing it.
It's like saying..."Bogaboga Systems is gonna come up with a Linux killer which will be based on Linux!" This does not make much sense to me.
I'm hoping for an "iPhone done right", and this aint it. By "iPhone done right", what I'm looking for is something that will replace my Treo and my iPod. I definitely like the real keyboard on the Treo - the touch keyboard on my wife's iPod Touch sucks. I also like the fact that the Treo has cut and paste, so I can trim down the quoted part of email. And it's compatible with my Palm apps. But the iPhone is multi-tasking, has a much better web browser, and would mean I don't have to carry around a separate iPod. If something could combine the virtues of both, I'd be right there in line.
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Just looking at the "Pictures", I don't see where the innovation is. It is a regular phone dressed in a skin. The iPhone on the other hand did introduce the world to some new ideas. The way the touch screen works on the iPhone, and automatic roatation on the screen are just a couple of the innovations. Not to mention a brand new operating system for a phone. What is Alienware introducing to the world other than a skin? I see a joystick, but these have been available for a while for most PDA type phones.
I really think they need to re-think their strategy here. Unless they are going after the 12-year old crowd with this, I don't see many people carrying this thing around.
If for nothing more, the iPhone takes the cake for simplicity in design. This concept of the Alienware phone is garish, if anything. I don't think this would be good for Google if Android were running on this monstrosity. Hopefully, if they do decide to come out with an Android-based phone, Alienware will keep the design simple without losing their signature look.
Oh my god! It even has a touch sensitive keypad! Now that's unheard of!
How is something this ugly going to be an Iphone killer?
...in the market of "13 year old boy's imaginations".
I was thinking maybe they should add something that looks like a jet intake, a sub-woofer, some neon underglow, flame stickers on the side, and maybe some spinnaz.
I am pre-emptively naming it the Dell Alienware AREA 51 EXXTREME XENOMORPH. Its default ring tone would be "Crawling in my skin" by Linkin Park. I hope it has Myspace Mobile.
Why? Because Dell and Alienware don't know the difference between their own rears ends and good industrial and GUI design. They would have to use someone else's crappy operating system and UI, and it would be just another stupid Windows handheld device. No go.
Beauty is in the beholder of the eye.
There is no way you could convince me to buy one of those gothic nightmareish designs.
Christ, its like a 7 year old designed it...
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Mention "iPhone" in an article - even one that looks like it was written by a drunken monkey - and you can get on Slashdot. I love Apple. I want an iPhone (waiting for the Canadian market to pull their heads out of their butts...). But, seriously, this article isn't about the iPhone so why does it get mentioned in the subject? (I know the answer to that - it's a rhetorical question) Not to mention, this article looks like it was written by someone in 8th grade. Or is english this guy's second language?
No, I'm not new around here. Yes, I'm being an elitist tit this morning. But, seriously....
I wouldn't carry that thing around. I like the idea of the slide open changing the screen contents. But the Iphone has a nice big screen, any killer will have to find a way to have a big screen or someway of compensating.
an iPhone killer?
they should aim lower, like maybe a fischer-price phone killer?
iPhones run OSX, not Android. "Alienware Planning Android iPhone-Killer", maybe?
This looks like a cheap POS, look at how much space is wasted by that grill. There's absolutely NO way this is an iPhone killer, this looks more like some kids first phone that they are going to glue plastic beads to or put .25 cent vending machine stickers on. There's no QWERTY keyboard, and the screen on the phone uses no more than 1/3rd of the phone's realestate. No one is going to be sending e-mail back and forth on it, no one is going to be texting with this thing, and enterprise corporations arent going to buy batches of 30,000 of these to hand out to their sales staff. I can see it being used as a MP3 player, but at best I see this being marketed as a kids first phone.
So nearly half of its structure is junky looking "futuristic" plastic just for looks?
If they got rid of hat and just put the keyboard there, they wouldn't need a failure prone moving slider part.
can someone give me a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ugly?
That could be the ugliest phone I have ever seen.
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All it needs is a Flowmaster.
And free minutes will start at 11pm. It's brutal.
The ipod wasn't the mp3 player to beat for years...
Uh, no - the iPod was the player to beat the day it was announced. It was the first player to use 5 gigabyte 1.8" hard drives while everything else used tiny amounts of flash memory or used big and heavy desktop hard drives. It also used a 400 Mpbs Firewire interface while everything else used 11 Mbps Usb 1.1 or even parallel. Combine that with a good interface and good integration and you had a product that was far ahead of the competition.
Now everything uses USB 2.0 and the same storage media, so there is little difference in the physical size/capacity anymore, but that wasn't the case to begin with.
HEEELLOO!
This is fan art. Not a design of an actual phone. In fact, there's no hint whatsoever that Alienware is designing phone, just an author claiming "Dell not cool, Alienware cool" several dozen times with a claim that they should make the phone.
I'll go back to my Blue Peter project now...
how about a phone....that makes phone calls. Maybe bluetooth for syncing. And battery life would be good to..like a week between charges. I don't need my cell phone to play mp3s...I need it to make phone calls. I don't mind my razor v3. It tends to be battery hungry, but it's slim and has decent sound and quality. How about something that just makes damn phone calls?
Alienware is "the trendiest tech company in the world" according to the article.
Would someone care to explain how this is so? I would say that Apple takes that title.
Though, if not Apple, certainly not a company that very few people have heard of. What
percentage of the PC buying market really knows who Alienware is. I work for a tech
company and would bet less than half of the people there would be familiar with the name.
If they were to release an Android phone they would need to wait for someone else to do so first, then slap their (according to this article, hideous) chunk of custom plastic on the front.
I heard it comes with a free punch in the neck for being a fucking idiot and buying it in the first place.
...this cell phone/tech blog has pretty much guaranteed that Dell WILL NOT use the Alienware branding to release an Android-based cell phone. In fact, I think that Dell/Alienware could claim that the article damages their brand. It is clearly misleading given many of the responses here.
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This "killer" is double-ugly. I could care less what software it's running.
I'm a geek and a vain one at that. I would actually buy one of these. (Provided they work OK and the material used isn't too shabby and bla bla bla.)
My vanity makes me wear suits and occasionally I spout heaps of crap. So the normal ones think one of them.
But I'm not. I can actually code and I like fscking with people's brain.
Screw the iPhone. Show -but bot flaunt- this thing. Wait until someone puts in the remark and think of a way to fsck the brain -you can do the thinking before.
Norm: That's an interesting phone.
Geek: Yeah, you could learn one or two things from it.
Norm: Kool gadget.
Geek: 20 degrees Celcius is indeed lower than 37
Etc, etc...
I hadn't the slightest objection to his spending his time planning massacres for the bourgeoisie... (P.G. Wodehouse)
Yes, you can use Missing Sync for Windows Mobile. They also make MS for Palm OS and for iPhone. Why would you want it for Palm OS or iPhone? Because they do some things that both of those can't do natively with their sync software.
I started using MS for Palm OS when Tiger came out since MS fully used Apple's Sync Services and you could sync Address Book groups and iCal calendars which would then show up as categories on the Palm apps databases. It also allows integration with iTunes and iPhoto if you are into that sort of thing, and is fully compatible with any 3rd party conduits that work with Palm's Hotsync Manager software. Plus it is updated regularly (unlike Palm's), is well integrated into the Mac OS and software (unlike Palm's), and is a bit more stable. It also allows for conduit profiles so you can easily change what/how you sync from time to time.
Of course I have not used it as much since getting my iPhone, as I'm still waiting until the end of this month to see what changes with the SDK release. But with my Palm TX and T|C it was a godsend to have Missing Sync. And I have no affiliation with them except having used their software.
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I wouldn't buy that phone even if they put iPhone software on it and made it all open source. That's one ugly phone.
There will be iPhone killers based on Android: high resolution touch screen phones with a sleek, clean design. I doubt they'll be coming from Dell or Alienware.
Don't you miss the copy and paste functionality, the large, easy to install software selection, and all the other stuff the Treo offers that the iPhone doesn't? I'm a longtime Treo user and when I saw the iPhone's hardware specs I was really excited, especially with Palm's recent lack of innovation (as in mostly cranking out lower-priced, miniaturized versions of the 650). Then I saw that is was just a glorified smartphone/digital media player running crippleware (although a very good digital media player), and not a true PDA phone, and was really let down. If I were to replace my Treo with an iPhone, it would need to be able to do everything a Treo can, and I'd want full control over the software - if I want to risk making my phone unstable or otherwise defile Jobs' "artwork" I should be able to.
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mmm...But does this penis phone run linux?
This is obviously a joke, and not even a convincing one. I can't believe you folks are taking this seriously.
The GUI I've seen on the base Andriod models look horrible, if they wanted to compete with the "pretty" iPhone they'd more than likely run with Windows Mobile...which is an excellent platform that already integrates with a vast number of programs. Android sounds promising but as of right now it's not what I would call stylish, which is what Alienware shoots for (whether you agree that they meet that goal or not [I'd say their laptops are pretty hot myself])
i feel forced to ask: whatever happened to verizon's publication of their new 'open' standards? wasn't that supposed to happen around now?
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