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Jackson Slated to Make Hobbit Movie, Sequel

syrinx writes "Peter Jackson, New Line Cinema, and MGM have agreed to work on two new movies: a film adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien's 'The Hobbit', and a further sequel. From the article: 'The two Hobbit films ... are scheduled to be shot simultaneously, with pre-production beginning as soon as possible. Principal photography is tentatively set for a 2009 start, with the intention of 'The Hobbit' release slated for 2010 and its sequel the following year, in 2011.'" Not sure if it would be possible to nab Ian Holm as Bilbo, but here's hoping.

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  1. sequel? by BlueStraggler · · Score: 5, Funny

    Didn't he already shoot the sequel to The Hobbit?

    1. Re:sequel? by Mad+Dog+Manley · · Score: 0

      The "sequel" to The Hobbit will be a film that takes place in the time between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.

    2. Re:sequel? by moderatorrater · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I would prefer he do a series of short films based on the Unfinished Tales, then a documentary based on the Silmarilion. That would be awesome beyond all reason.

    3. Re:sequEl? by Gaerek · · Score: 5, Funny

      The first movie will be entitled "The Hobbit." The second movie is tenatively entitled "Movie About Hobbits in an Effort to Milk the Lord of the Rings and Hobbit Properties for All They're Worth." Of course, this is a tenative title and subject to change.

    4. Re:sequel? by PlatyPaul · · Score: 2, Informative

      Thankfully/sadly (take your pick) he hasn't agreed to do The Silmarillion.

      Given the bad blood, including a recent "taunting" phonecall, it really is surprising that Jackson would accept the project.

      But, then again, money is money (especially when it's LOTS of money).

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    5. Re:sequel? by l2718 · · Score: 0

      Documentary based on the Silmarillion
      Now that is a brilliant idea. I'm just not sure why you think Jackson is a good choice for director (have you actually seen his TTT,RotK ?)
    6. Re:sequel? by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That would be awesome for the nerds of us who stayed awake through the introduction to the Valar.

    7. Re:sequel? by Lev13than · · Score: 4, Funny

      Be ready for disappointment - we've seen this "shoot the prequels after the main trilogy" bit before. $5 says Bilbo stabs first, Gimli will be replaced by an annoying CGI sidekick, and we'll learn that the rings get their special power because they're made of high-strength mitochlorian alloy.

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    8. Re:sequel? by Whalou · · Score: 1

      My bet is on The Adventures of Tom Bombadil. The movie will consist of a series of music videos based on the poems in the book. :-)

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    9. Re:sequEl? by PlatyPaul · · Score: 1

      It could be worse. It could be "LoTR Fanservice: The Musical".

      Short, hairy men enacting fanfic love crusades while singing Britney Spears' comeback album.

      *shudders*

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    10. Re:sequEl? by arkham6 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      More likely, this is Peter Jackson doing what he can not to butcher the Hobbit by having to cut the book down to a 2-3 hour movie. Most likely its going to be a movie in two parts, with part 1 being up until Bilbo escapes from the wood elves, and Part 2 being the Dragon, the battle of the 5 armies, and some other things tying the movie further into the first 3 (Gandolf poking around the necromancer's home and finding out he's Sauron perhaps?)

    11. Re:sequel? by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      I did see those movies, and I thought they were quite well done and all of the changes I noticed were done for time. There was no time for Aragorn to gather forces from across Gondor, so the ghosts come with him instead, etc. The reason I would choose Jackson is that he's proven to have the dedication to the source material and the knowledge to pull it off.

    12. Re:sequel? by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      My bet is that they'll split the hobbit into 2 movies, the first one ending with bilbo stealing the ring from gollum. The second movie would feature the escape from the goblins, the slaying of smaug, and the war of the 5 armies.

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    13. Re:sequEl? by Ron_Fitzgerald · · Score: 1

      I understand your statement but I wouldn't classify this as milking. I personally am thrilled that there is more from these tales.

      Here is a short list of milking IMO
      Rocky 5 & 6
      Beverly Hills copy 3
      Freddy vs Jason
      Missing in action 3
      American Ninja 3,4,V
      The Next Karate Kid
      Lethal weapon 2,3

      Can you tell my age?

      I personally am excited to see more.

      FYI: I wanted to post a link to Entertainment Weekly's list of 25 bad sequels but the list is 1 movie per page x 25 pages with 6 ads per page. f that s. 150 ads per person for the whole list? Now I remember why I ceased interest in EW.

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    14. Re:sequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then a documentary based on the Silmarilion
      What's next? Documentary about Noah's Ark?

    15. Re:sequEl? by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      Alien vs Predator

    16. Re:sequel? by Ed+Avis · · Score: 4, Funny

      Will it include The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Leonard Nimoy?

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    17. Re:sequel? by enderdraxxus · · Score: 1

      that would be awsome!

    18. Re:sequEl? by techpawn · · Score: 5, Funny

      NO just watch...
      First movie. The Hobbit: There
      Second movie. The Hobbit: And Back again

      Just like the iocane powder I found, I'd bet my life on it!

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    19. Re:sequEl? by Ron_Fitzgerald · · Score: 1

      I liked AVP, I would put AvP 2 but I haven't seen it.

      Mmm Mmm Sana Lathan

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    20. Re:sequEl? by tomthegeek · · Score: 2, Funny

      Personally I can't wait for LoTR Fanservice: The Musical - On Ice

    21. Re:sequel? by Xentor · · Score: 1

      I don't get it... Are you trying to deadpan, or did you completely miss his joke?

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    22. Re:sequel? by Convector · · Score: 1

      Gimli will be replaced by an annoying CGI sidekick.

      Replaced? In other words, no change.

    23. Re:sequEl? by Ron_Fitzgerald · · Score: 1

      "Never trust a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

      or ever for that matter :)

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    24. Re:sequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeez, you're dense.

    25. Re:sequel? by Kagura · · Score: 2, Informative

      Lol, it's true. I gave up reading the Silmarillion the first time during the first couple chapters. Later on, when I tried it again, I pushed through the barrier and the book was amazing. You just have to live through the first 70 pages or so. :)

    26. Re:sequEl? by jizziknight · · Score: 1

      Don't forget AVP-R.

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    27. Re:sequel? by xleeko · · Score: 1

      > Didn't he already shoot the sequel to The Hobbit?

      No, no, no.

      <spoiler>
      This sequel will be called Hobbit 2: Electric Boogaloo Quickening, and
      will feature Bilbo and Frodo as actually from the future, preventing the
      destruction of the earth. Because Hobbits are really from space.

      (Chris Tolkien hasn't gotten to this story in dad's notes yet ...)
      </spoiler>

    28. Re:sequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says? The article didn't. Don't you think it's more likely that the Hobbit story will be split into 2 stories? I'm not quite sure how one would do that, but it seems more likely to me. I imagine he might include sections from unfinished tales..perhaps "The Quest of Erebo". Jackson will no doubt strongly play up Gollum's role as well. Strongly separating Smaug's demise from the battle of the 5 armies would probably be a given.

    29. Re:sequEl? by TargetBoy · · Score: 1

      This is mostly what I am hoping he does. The book actually lends itself nicely to being split into two parts, though I think the first should be cut with them being captured by the wood elves. An interesting bit of filler would be to show the attack on dale, the battle where Smaug takes the Lonely Mountain in the first place, and the escape of the dwarves.

    30. Re:sequel? by Tridus · · Score: 1

      There's a change, he'll be a CGI annoying sidekick instead of an annoying sidekick.

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    31. Re:sequel? by psiogen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Also, much like The Lord of the Rings, each of the two films will consist of 2 hours of actual footage and 1 hour of slow-motion instant replays.

    32. Re:sequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recent taunting? That article you linked to was from November 2006.

    33. Re:sequel? by graft · · Score: 1

      The ghosts are in the book, dude.

    34. Re:sequel? by fyrie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't forget the part about fixing the ozone hole over Middle Earth.

    35. Re:sequel? by Keeper+Of+Keys · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'd be quite surprised if Gimli is in it at all; there are eleven dwarves in The Hobbit - all of them potentially annoying, but no Gimli. The closest we get is his cousin once removed, Balin.

    36. Re:sequEl? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      you think that could be bad, it'd be heavenly, compulsive, viewing compared to...

      "meesa going on biiig adventures with meesa new dwarf friends"

      Its not the first movie sequel that's about a prequel. I reckon he'll go the opposite way - this is a children's book yet the movie will be dark and black with adult-only overtones and violence that mean it'll get a 15 cert.

    37. Re:sequel? by xSauronx · · Score: 1, Interesting

      i enjoyed the movies, and while i love the books, i dont get nitpicky over the changes to the story for the most part, and just try to enjoy it. but i dont think hes a perfect director. however, since hes done 3 of them already, id rather he continued to do them to keep a similar look and feel to the movies. the books will always be better, the movies are for entertainment.

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    38. Re:sequel? by Verteiron · · Score: 1

      Damn it, and I'd almost gotten that song out of my head after seeing that video 3 years ago.

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    39. Re:sequel? by nmrs · · Score: 1

      Will the sequel be an original story? Or is there an existing (unfinished?) story to base it on?

    40. Re:sequel? by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can understand the source of your confusion -- "Peter Jackson" and "George Lucas" sound almost identical.

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    41. Re:sequel? by thousandinone · · Score: 1

      You must be awfully young if you don't consider events from last year recent.

    42. Re:sequel? by pmdkh · · Score: 2, Informative

      But they have an expanded role in the movies. In the books, they defeat the Corsairs of Umbar (the ones coming from the south on ships) at Pelargir and then leave. Aragorn and the rest then travel to Minas Tirith on the Corsairs' ships to join the battle there. Wikipedia article for quick reference

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    43. Re:sequel? by BoredAtWorkWhatElse · · Score: 1
      The ghosts are in the book, dude.

      They are but they don't wipe the whole enemy force.

    44. Re:sequel? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      The Hobbit is the shortest book of the 4 by a long shot. Why make this book into 2 movies, while all the others only received 1. Trying to stretch this book into two books would make them even more boring than the first movie.

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    45. Re:sequel? by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      True dat... whoops sliped into gangsta geek...

      Yeah I read the books about 5 years before the movies... then I read them again before I went to see them. I have to say, I was mildly disappointed in the ending of ROTK. The whole point of the book was driven home in the ending, where the two little hobbits go back and rise up against their oppressors.

      I haven't seen the "extended" versions. Is this scene there at all?

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    46. Re:sequel? by oronet+commander · · Score: 1

      You have earnest my sincere respect, sir. All my moderator points would go to you, if I had any.

    47. Re:sequel? by BobNET · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The closest we get is his cousin once removed, Balin.

      What about Gimli's father, Glóin?

    48. Re:sequel? by torqer · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think you're trying to nitpick... So I thought I would respond in kind.

      There are 13 Dwarves in the hobbit. Well there are more (such as Dain), but 13 in the party set out to reclaim the lonely mountain... Bilbo makes the party not an unlucky number.

      thorin
      fili kili
      oin gloin
      bifur bufor
      bombur
      balin dwalin
      ori dori nori

    49. Re:sequEl? by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      LOTR Lineup:

      The Hobbit before The Lord Of The Rings.

      The Hobbit part two of The Lord Of The Rings.

      The Scouring of the Shire in The Lord Of The Rings.

      The Old Forest in The Lord Of The Rings.

      Tom Bombadil of The Lord Of The Rings.

      Ent Wives of The Lord Of The Rings.

      Elves and Orcs of The Lord Of The Rings.

      The far country (where's my copy of Unfinished Tales when I need it for reference?)

      The Pirates at the bottom of the map of the Lord Of The Rings.

      The Old Forest in The Lord Of The Rings.

      The New Forest in The Lord Of The Rings.

      To be followed of course by "The Languages of the Lord Of The Rings: Learning Elvish in 24 hours" book and the series it will spawn.

      The possibilities are Endless!!!

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    50. Re:sequel? by JerryLove · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see individual stories from the Silmarillion fleshed out into full movies / movie-series. Jackson et.al. have already shown a willingness to rewrite work, why not forge new ground from old ideas? The story of Morgoth, etc?

    51. Re:sequEl? by Chris+whatever · · Score: 1

      the sequel to the hobbit will be the 20 years they cut from the lord of the rings after bilbo leaves and gandalf's return to ask Frodo that he must take the ring to the elves.

      20 years of worthless merry drinking and smoking and that nagging sense that he should open that trunk and wear that girly ring.

    52. Re:sequel? by icebones · · Score: 1
      umm.....

      there were 13 dwarves, Bilbo was " the lucky number"

      and

      Glimi, son of Gloin

      can't get much closer than that

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    53. Re:sequel? by koh · · Score: 1

      There was no time for Aragorn to gather forces from across Gondor, so the ghosts come with him instead, etc.

      But there was time for Faramir to bring the Ring back to Osgiliath? There was time for Aragorn to fake his death once more and for Arwen to be prominently featured? Please.

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    54. Re:sequel? by eyrieowl · · Score: 1

      Now that's funny. Kudos. Baz Luhrmann can consult. ;)

    55. Re:sequEl? by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Expanding on what Gandalf did while he was away from the Dwarves and Bilbo, and better tieing the Hobbit to the LotR actually seems like a good thing, if the expansion really focuses on Sauron's temporary occupation of Mirkwood, etc. Jackson could stay pretty accurate to the original, just working off of parts found in the LotR appendices, Tolkien's notes, and the pre WW2 variant text of the Hobbit itself. There's a good story possible that would vary less from the original than his giving the female roles a larger part in LotR. (Something that I didn't mind, but seems to get some people all upset).
                The real question is, would this involve a face to face conflict between Gandalf and a (still much weaker) Sauron? Would Sauron be visualized as an EYE or just a dark wraith-like presence? And does Jackson bring in some of the other 4 wizards, or other powers that be in middle earth, or make it a Gandalf solo mission? I'm afraid a 1 on 1, gunslingers in the streets style conflict, mostly involving flashy magic, is the easiest path there.

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    56. Re:sequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He missed it.

    57. Re:sequel? by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      Right so in this context please explain the utter change to Aragon's and Faramir. The wobbly column incident, the expanded role of Arwen, the presence of the Elves at Helms Deep, need I go on? How about little details, why did Sauron have two fingers cut off instead of one? Heck the Fellowship film rambles on way into the Two Towers.

      Jackson is like any other Hollywood or producing type person, they change things because they feel they know better than the original author. I suggest you get the extended edition DVD's and listen to his commentary.

    58. Re:sequEl? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 3, Funny

      You mean like this? ;-)

    59. Re:sequel? by davidsyes · · Score: 3, Funny

      I read "Jackson Slated to Make Hobbit SQUEAL"...

      (OOPS)

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    60. Re:sequel? by RDW · · Score: 4, Funny

      'Will the sequel be an original story? Or is there an existing (unfinished?) story to base it on?'

      Jackson isn't really bothered either way. He pretty much wrote a new story for The Two Towers, with a few set pieces from the book (mainly battles) inserted to let us know which film we were watching. And a Hobbit sequel will give him plenty of time to explore the history of Lurtz:

      http://archives.theonering.net/movie/char/lurtz.html

      explain how the Elves developed the art of Shield Surfing:

      http://www.theonering.net/scrapbook/view/7427

      tell the sad story of how Denethor became such a messy eater:

      http://www.tk421.net/lotr/film/rotk/img/rotk0911.jpg

      get Bilbo's friends out of a tight situation with a hilarious dwarf tossing scene:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_tossing#Popular_culture_references_to_dwarf_tossing

      and have Agent Elrond turn up with a sword at random moments:

      http://productimages1.colony1.net/5851/Elrond%20Bust.jpg

      just in time for a bit of gratuitous decapitation:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/?title=The_Mouth_of_Sauron

      Ian McKellen will be excellent, though.

    61. Re:sequel? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Don't you think it's more likely that the Hobbit story will be split into 2 stories?
      Possibly. However, The Hobbit is a much shorter book than any of the Lord of the Rings books, and less complex. A single movie (especially one of Jacksonian length) could cover the entirety of The Hobbit without the hardcore fans calling for blood because things were changed.

      On the other hand, it's said that both films will be filmed simultaneously. That is some evidence that The Hobbit is being split into two. Or this could be done just for economic reasons and to keep from changing actors.
    62. Re:sequel? by eyrieowl · · Score: 3, Interesting

      turning faramir into a flawed human almost like his brother instead of a noble character was done for time? making the elves and elrond out to be cowards was faithful to the original text? aragorn had to be pushed to be king, he didn't *always* recognize it as his birthright? jackson did an excellent job creating the world of lotr, but he fails utterly to understand the nobility in the books. he only can conceive of the hobbits as the heroes, doesn't understand or was incapable of portraying the unswerving nobility of aragorn, the rangers, and the elves. if all he did was shorten the books, he would have nothing but my utmost admiration. otoh, the hobbit is a more folksy book, and those grander themes are only hinted at, so mayhap it's better suited to his talents.

    63. Re:sequel? by davidsyes · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fade In:

      Coming Easter 2008 to a theatre near you: "Hobbitrail: The Assimilation and the Pre-Squeal"

      Smashcut:

      Here comes Peter Cottontail, hoppin' down the Hobbittrail, Hippity, Hoppity, hobbing all the way...

      Off-Screen:

      No proto-humans will be harmed in the making of this production..

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    64. Re:sequel? by Shivetya · · Score: 1

      more likely confused as both have created how about as many differently packaged versions of their movies?

      Like, how many ways can you present LOTR? (hell I am still waiting for HDDVD version)

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    65. Re:sequel? by jspayne · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I watched the movies without having read the books for some time. I found that I didn't notice most of the changes (except for some of the more abrupt cuts). My comments on your nit-picks:

      please explain the utter change to Aragon's and Faramir. Fran and Philippa are on record as saying that Tolkein's Faramir was not believable. Having just re-read the series, I still think this is the most harmful change that they made.

      the expanded role of Arwen Political correctness, merchandising.

      the presence of the Elves at Helms Deep My theory on this is cost savings - they had a bunch of Elven props & animations from the beginning of the movie, and they wanted to use them instead of creating new ones.

      why did Sauron have two fingers cut off instead of one? Unless Sauron wore the ring on his pinky or thumb, this makes sense.
    66. Re:sequel? by prod-you · · Score: 1

      The only way you can get that song out of your head involves a Vulcan Mind-meld.

    67. Re:sequel? by Pollardito · · Score: 1
      it was confusing to me at first too, but this wording indicates to me that they've decided to split The Hobbit into two parts:

      Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh to executive produce two films based on "The Hobbit"
      i don't think they'd use that phrasing if the second movie was just "based on the characters" or "based on the world" and i don't think they'd try to invent new narrative anyway, so it sounds to me like it's really two movies about the one book. there was definitely a lot more film-worthy action in The Hobbit than any single one of the LoTR books, and by the last of the LoTR movies it was clear that he preferred to let things run long anyway so it's not terribly surprising that they'd split it.
    68. Re:sequel? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      I would prefer he do a series of short films based on the Unfinished Tales, then a documentary based on the Silmarilion. That would be awesome beyond all reason.

      Don't think he could do it, sleeping aids are subject to a strict FDA approval process.

    69. Re:sequel? by AdmiralWeirdbeard · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think that the opening, with the creation of the world through the orchestra of the Valar would probably be one of the most epic and impressive audiovisual entertainments ever, if done right.

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    70. Re:sequEl? by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      If they don't manage to get "Hobbit Harder!" in the title somewhere I think they'll be missing a golden opportunity.

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    71. Re:sequel? by nightgeometry · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "The movies are for entertainment"...

      So what the fuck are the books for?

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    72. Re:sequel? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Overpaid Hollywood Hack = Overpaid Hollywood Hack

    73. Re:sequel? by seandiggity · · Score: 1

      ..it wasn't a very good joke in the first place, anyway. I mean, Gimli's not even in The Hobbit.

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    74. Re:sequel? by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I saw the actual screenplay. Elrond is reincarnated as a computer virus that infects the Shire by turning everyone into copies of himself before Frodo lets himself be killed.

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    75. Re:sequel? by Cygfrydd · · Score: 1

      What's even more disturbing is that I found that strangely erotic.

      Cyg

    76. Re:sequel? by goatpunch · · Score: 1

      Don't tell me, let me guess, these movies are going to be about a long journey that takes 6-odd hours of screen time.

      Anyone up for editing out the hobbits and slow bits and making a kick-ass 2-hour version of Lord of the Rings?

    77. Re:sequel? by bheer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I managed to breeze through the Valars, but for me the dreariest part of the Silmarillon was when it got into the family squabbles (and the looong family trees) of the Elves in the middle, upto the tale of Beren and Luthien. If you think soap operas are bad, soap operas about ultra-longlived creatures are worse.

    78. Re:sequEl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More likely, this is Peter Jackson doing what he can not to butcher the Hobbit by having to cut the book down to a 2-3 hour movie.
      The Rankin-Bass animated version managed to cut the whole thing down to just over an hour; everything between the eagle flight and Lake-town was reduced to a summary.
    79. Re:sequel? by Nutria · · Score: 1

      Or ripping your ears off and drilling a big hole in your head.

      (I was heading for the pliers when I successfully clicked closed that horrid window. Hopefully I haven't been too scarred by the experience and can still watch ST:TOS without horrid flashbacks.)

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    80. Re:sequel? by zero_offset · · Score: 4, Funny

      Documentary based on the Silmarillion

      Now that is a brilliant idea.


      Oh god, no... are you insane? The Silmarillion was like the Old Testament "Numbers" but for people who fantasize about fucking elves. And yeah, "fucking" is a verb in that sentence. "And Elbereth begat Dorkagar who begat Losermir and Choadalwyn, and Choadalwyn began Unwashedereth who did dewll in his mother's basement."

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    81. Re:sequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean mithril-chlorian alloy? yuk yuk.

    82. Re:sequel? by BigGerman · · Score: 1

      I thought Lurtz was the guy who designs GM cars. That explains a lot.

    83. Re:sequel? by thejynxed · · Score: 1

      The rings were forged by the elves (specifically, Celebrimbor and the smiths of Eregion) with the exception of The One Ring. The One Ring was forged by Sauron in secret at Mt. Doom. Sauron never touched the 3 rings of the elves, which is why Galadriel, Gandalf and Elrond could wear them, but they could still feel Sauron's corruptive influence through them.

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    84. Re:sequel? by niktemadur · · Score: 2, Insightful

      From what I recall (I read the books two decades ago), a good chunk of Fellowship Of The Ring consists of our intrepid heroes dining alfresco in the countryside, reciting songs about the exploits of warriors of yore, as well as an epic love story or two.

      But yeah:
      - Cutting The Hobbit in two would be an extremely cynical way of milking the cow for all she's worth.
      - Inventing further adventures for Bilbo would be sacrilege, especially with writers who take it upon themselves to twist Faramir out of shape because they (think they) know better than Tolkien, also adding a barrage of plastic-emotion Hallmark moments.

      However, we all know that Tolkien wrote tons of stuff not meant (in his eyes) for public consumption, reference volumes that fleshed out his broader understanding of Middle Earth. Every once in a while, additional material comes to light, "finished" by the likes of Tolkien Jr.

      The best case scenario is that maybe Jackson was given access to a stash of unpublished hobbit stories in the catalog.

      One thing is clear, though: No Silmarillion this time. Maybe next go around we'll get to see some combat between Glorfindel and one of the Balrogs.

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    85. Re:sequel? by OminousZ · · Score: 0

      It should be less boring, since there's less walking

    86. Re:sequel? by afidel · · Score: 1

      Dude are you such a weenie that you can't enjoy a pretty damn good film adaptation of a large book?

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    87. Re:sequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm hoping the sequel is Gollum: The Musical

    88. Re:sequel? by PCM2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Be ready for disappointment - we've seen this "shoot the prequels after the main trilogy" bit before. $5 says Bilbo stabs first, Gimli will be replaced by an annoying CGI sidekick, and we'll learn that the rings get their special power because they're made of high-strength mitochlorian alloy.

      Don't be ridiculous. Whatever changes Jackson makes to the original plot will only be to engage the audience and create a more enjoyable movie experience. For example:

      • We will find out exactly why nobody tosses a dwarf.
      • We will witness the pulse-pounding "River Elf Olympics," complete with log rolling, barrel tossing, and other feats of leaping and agility.
      • Dori will be revisioned as a bearded, female dwarf -- but will her fondness for gold jewelery doom the expedition?
      • Jackson has secured the rights to the "Down, down to goblin town" song from the Rankin-Bass production, to be sung by Meatloaf during the end credits.
      • Due to pacing issues, Gollum's riddle game will be replaced with a form of Sudoku based on elf-runes -- expect toy tie-ins to be hot sellers for the Christmas season!
      • Extended sequences featuring Sauron in his guise as the Necromancer, complete with much foreshadowing.
      • We are enthralled as Andy Serkis succumbs to the Gollum persona as the movies progress; he completes his transformation by the end of the second film. Also, we are treated to a sneak preview of the riddle (sorry, Sudoku) game, in which Bilbo sees Gollum playing against Smeagol.
      • Beorn saves the party by battling several dinosaurs and a giant ape.
      • While in the house of Elrond, Bilbo plays Cyrano to a young Aragorn as he attempts to court his lady love, Arwen.
      • Bilbo kills Smaug.

      Great fun for the whole family!

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    89. Re:sequel? by Petrushka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but i dont think hes a perfect director. however, since hes done 3 of them already, id rather he continued to do them to keep a similar look and feel to the movies.

      Jackson isn't the director for The Hobbit; he's a producer. The summary really ought to have made that clear. According to this morning's news, no director has yet been settled on. I haven't heard anything about a writer or writers. I guess Jackson will have a lot of creative input, but things could still fall through; remember at one point he was going to be the producer for a Halo movie too.

    90. Re:sequel? by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      I'd like to see individual stories from the Silmarillion fleshed out into full movies / movie-series. Jackson et.al. have already shown a willingness to rewrite work, why not forge new ground from old ideas? The story of Morgoth, etc?

      Take a look at The Children of Hurin. It's basically a greatly expanded version of the story of Turin Turambar. But where the story in the Silmarillion is very much from a Noldorin perspective, where the lives of mortal Men are of importance only insofar as they affect the fortunes of the Elf-kingdoms, The Children of Hurin lets us see the ordinary life of the Haladin people, and their hopes for the future ahead of the Nirnaeth Arnoediad. Suddenly all these places which were only names on a map, and all these armies which were only casualty statistics, become much more real, much more human.

      I'd want to avoid trying to film anything in which any of the Valar take too direct a role, though. The Valar are there as a framing device for the whole Silmarillion - it's their plans and their quarrels that form the backdrop for the events, but it's the actions of Elves and Men that have to drive the plot. The early stories involving Morgoth take place before any of the Children of Iluvatar have awoken; the Fall of the Noldor could possibly work, but the film would probably end with the death of Feanor which is a bit of a downer. If you want Morgoth on stage it would have to be either the story of Beren and Luthien, or the duel with Fingolfin at the gates of Angband.

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    91. Re:sequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a Star Wars reference you dolt. Turn in your nerd card at the door and leave the internets forever.

    92. Re:sequel? by JerryLove · · Score: 1

      If you want Morgoth on stage it would have to be either the story of Beren and Luthien, or the duel with Fingolfin at the gates of Angband.

      Was actually the first thing that came to mind, but I couldn't remember the spellings :).

      There are some compelling other stories alluded to in the Epologue of the Hobbit as well, and (of course) what the rest of Middle-Earth was doing during the War of the Ring (alluded to repeatedly, including in Gimli's reason for coming to Rivendell). Also, there's the end of the second age (with the defeat of Sauron by Isuldur).

      I can think of a great deal of fertile fodder (is that a mixed metaphor) for stories.

    93. Re:sequel? by bckrispi · · Score: 4, Funny

      I mean, Gimli's not even in The Hobbit.
      ... not yet.
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    94. Re:sequel? by dcam · · Score: 1

      Sorry but it was *not* a good film adaption.

      My criteria for a good film adaption is that it maintains the feel of the original books, even if the events are altered.

      Peter Jackson's movies changed the feel of the books significantly (introducing internal tensions in the fellowship, removing the awe factor from characters, emphasis fragility of Aragorn etc..).

      If you want an example of a really good film adaption, look at the recent Charlie and the chocolate factory. That introduced and removed items but produced something that felt like the original book.

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    95. Re:sequel? by RDW · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Who said anything about not enjoying it? I'm just disappointed we didn't get to see this idea in the final cut as well:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IAYNYaNCz8

      Though even Jackson has yet to achieve anything approaching the level of inspiration shown in an earlier adaptation:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y

    96. Re:sequEl? by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1
      (Gandolf poking around the necromancer's home and finding out he's Sauron perhaps?)

      Unfortunately this would be difficult to do seeing as how in the LOtR movies they portrayed Sauron as a big floating eye without the power to take physical form. I always thought that was stupid.

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    97. Re:sequel? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Would need to get Charleton Heston to narrate and as old Hurin.

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    98. Re:sequel? by corvi42 · · Score: 1

      Repost but still funny so many years later:

      Welcome to Rivendell Missster Underrrhill. As you can see we've had our eyes on you for some time. You seem to have been living two lives. In one you are Mr. Baggins, a respectable hobbit, you live in a hole, eat and drink a lot, and ... help your gardener take out the garbage. In the other you go by the hobbit alias Frodo. One of these lives has a future in Mordor Mr. Underhill, the other does not!

      Elrond:We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. And all that we ask for in return is your cooperation in bringing a known ring to Mt. Doom.

      Frodo:You can't scare me with this Elf crap. I know my rights; I want my prrreeecious.

      Elrond:Tell me Mr. Underhill, what good is the precious is you are unable to wear it?

      Elrond takes off Frodo's fing... wait. Nevermind. Wrong character.

      (Thanks to Aqua_Geek for the 2nd half)

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    99. Re:sequel? by drew · · Score: 1

      Oh, Please. He's not just doing this for money... ... He's doing it for a shitload of money!

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    100. Re:sequel? by txmadman · · Score: 1

      The sequel will be initially called "Revenge of the Hobbits". But someone will decide that because Hobbits do not do revenge very well, it should be called "Return of the Hobbits".

      Later, we should expect to see three more prequels: "The Illusory Threat", "Attack of the Orcs", and lastly "Revenge of the Nazgul", because they do that fairly well.

      And somehow they will make General Zod into a wuss...

    101. Re:sequEl? by robfoo · · Score: 1

      dwarf porn?

    102. Re:sequel? by mav[LAG] · · Score: 1

      the expanded role of Arwen
      Political correctness, merchandising.


      To be fair to Peter Jackson, it is a flaw in the book: Arwen just pops up near the end almost from nowhere and marries Aragorn. I remember doing a double take when reading it the first time. There's no way that could have worked on film.

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    103. Re:sequEl? by sulfur_lad · · Score: 1

      I personally don't care how much they milk it. I won't buy the toys and glasses and "collectors edition statues" or whatever else; as long as they give me a great movie that's fairly loyal to the original content (which they did three times with LOTR, and even moreso with the re-produced extended versions), I don't care. Ian McKellen is the most important to keep!!

    104. Re:sequel? by Taleron · · Score: 1

      Jackson is like any other Hollywood or producing type person, they change things because they feel they know better than the original author.

      An author is markedly different from a screenwriter, just as both are from a director.

    105. Re:sequEl? by pshumate · · Score: 1

      The Hobbit: The Quest For More Money

    106. Re:sequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unwashedereth who did dewll in his mother's basement Who'd he dewll? Did he use swords? Is that Ye Olde Elvish?
    107. Re:sequel? by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 1

      Please for the love of all that is furry! Let it be not so!

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    108. Re:sequel? by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      Songs are part of the books, though Tolkien wasn't much of a song writer. If there is to be singing in the Hobbit, I'm pulling for "15 birds" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y30LAj502mY&feature=related

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    109. Re:sequel? by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To each his own. Personally, I prefer the Silmarillion, for painting a more epic story, and for having more precise, formal language. It wouldn't work well as a movie at all, though, considering the book has gaps like, "And the siege of Angband lasted 400 years...". That sort of passage of time would make a movie pretty jarring.

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    110. Re:sequel? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Wait, I don't remember *anyone* surviving a fight with a Balrog. Feanor killed 3 before falling, which was quite impressive, but IIRC no one is described as surviving a fight with one. Am I missing somehting?

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    111. Re:sequel? by lgw · · Score: 1

      To be fair, Lurtz is fine example of adapting a book to film. There was no harm in creating an identifyable bad guy here, and toy sales help make the project happen (and selling a "Shagrat" toy might be tough - best name ever!).

      But then, the first film was quite well done, sure stuff was lost but it really kept the feel of the original (and Bombadil was a walk-on from another book anyhow), even the humor around Gimli worked in FoTR IMO.

      The shield surfing and 200' tall oliphants and the like only started showing up in the later films.

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    112. Re:sequel? by milsoRgen · · Score: 0

      I don't see how that got modded +5, basking in owns ignorance must be gaining steam here on slashdot, progress marches forth and all that? Seriously though, The Sillmarillion weaves a vast and epic tapestry of tales, feelings, thoughts, ideas, beliefs... the only other book I'm framiliar with that has taken fiction to such a fantastic degree is what is commonly referred to as the Bible... But then again my reading selections have never been never been very esoteric!

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    113. Re:sequel? by jonatha · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Fran and Philippa are on record as saying that Tolkein's Faramir was not believable. Having just re-read the series, I still think this is the most harmful change that they made.

      I felt the same way until I saw the extended cut of The Two Towers.

      I think the familial tension that scene establishes not only makes Jackson's treatment of Faramir forgiveable, it makes it better than Tolkien's original.

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    114. Re:sequel? by jonatha · · Score: 1
      The whole point of the book was driven home in the ending, where the two little hobbits go back and rise up against their oppressors.

      I haven't seen the "extended" versions. Is this scene there at all?

      No, alas.

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    115. Re:sequel? by lgw · · Score: 1

      That's really only the beginning of the Silmarillion. Skip a bit, it gets good.

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    116. Re:sequel? by russellh · · Score: 1, Interesting

      jackson did an excellent job creating the world of lotr, but he fails utterly to understand the nobility in the books.

      Yes, yes... but the "nobility" in the LOTR comes off as so much history-written-by-the-victors bullshit. So it's written in the style of an ancient legend, and the good guys are as gods and the bad guys are demonized.... literally. Evil is evil because it is evil. Good is good because it is tall, pure, true and of an ancient noble race with undiluted blood, etc, like the Men of the West. I love LOTR but that aspect makes me laugh. I think that's because I had to explain all this to my daughter as I read it to her.

      I agree that the Hobbit ought to be a lot better though. I hope as additions we get the battle of Moria, Balin & co. returning to reclaim it, and Gandalf and the white council's fight with the Necromancer.

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    117. Re:sequel? by aneeshm · · Score: 1

      The keys are, like, right next to each other. ;)

    118. Re:sequel? by Corporate+Drone · · Score: 1
      Documentary based on the Silmarillion

      Now that is a brilliant idea.

      Oh god, no... are you insane? The Silmarillion was like the Old Testament "Numbers"

      Umm... have you actually read the Book of Numbers? Yeah, I didn't think so.

      There's tons of action in Numbers -- the Jews celebrate the first Passover since Egypt; they leave Mt Sinai organized in battle formation like an army; there are rebellions against Moses and the Lord; they threaten revolt over lack of water and experience a miracle; the Jews scout out the Promised Land; there are battles and victories as the Jews start conquering the Promised Land; there's a rebellion that sees the people worshiping Baal; and there are more military victories.

      Sure, there's some stuff that can be skimmed over, and wouldn't translate well to the big screen, but... even LotR has its Bombadil, songs, and sequences that don't advance the storyline!

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    119. Re:sequel? by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      I guess he might have meant Chronicles

    120. Re:sequel? by Buck2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bilbo kills Smaug? Well, thanks for ruining it all.

      JUST THANKS.

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    121. Re:sequel? by aussie_a · · Score: 4, Funny

      A cure to insomnia.

    122. Re:sequel? by Hangly+Man · · Score: 1

      While he's at it he can do a film adaptation of the King James Bible.

    123. Re:sequel? by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      Scouring of the Shire would have made for a terrible end for the movie. Think about it: For three movies we have watched the Fellowship in their struggle to defeat Sauron and destroy the Ring. In the climax of the ROTK, they finally do it. Aragorn is crowned King and everyone is happy. Then the hobbits have a fight with a bunch of thugs...

      What would similar ending in "Return of the Jedi" look like? Anakin Skywalker kills the Emperor after a climatic battle, the Death Star is destoyed after a huge and desperate battle. As people are celebrating the fall of the Empire, Luke looks at the "ghosts" of Obi-Wan, Yoda and Anakin. He then turns away to join his friends in the celebration.... Only to be ambushed by the last surviving stormtrooper! We then get to watch 5 minutes of hand-to-hand combat, after which Luke joins his friends at the party and the credits start to roll.

      Like it or not, the climax of the story was the destruction of the ring. That was the moment the three movies were aiming at. Having the scouring at the end would have made that the climax. It wouldn't have worked. Not at all. It works in the book, but it would not work in a movie. After they destroy the ring, they had to quickly wrap up the movie. Butting a minor battle at the end would have completely ruined the pacing of the movie.

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    124. Re:sequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>because they (think they) know better than Tolkien

      They do.

      Tolkien wrote _novels_.

      Jackson et al made a _film_.

      I know "Bilbozos" (my personal name for Tolkien freaks) don't understand the difference between novel plots and film plots, and the need to give everyone a _different_ character arc in film, but then again the "bozo" in Bilbozo is there for a reason...

    125. Re:sequel? by Hangly+Man · · Score: 1

      That's not a flaw in the book. Lots of characters "pop in" in both the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings. Treebeard pops in, as do Tom Bobmadil, that werebear guy, and Aragorn himself.

      This is done intentionally, and it is what gives Tolkien's writing its sense of immense scale. Having characters and plotlines and bits of history pop in (and out) of the story unannounced gives the reader the impression that the world of Middle Earth is incredibly big, and he is only seeing a tiny fraction of it.

      Going into Arwen and Aragorn's backstory was a flaw of the movie. Because they Hollywoodized it it doesn't have that same sense of scale the book has.

    126. Re:sequel? by MR.Mic · · Score: 1

      The most epic montage ever!

    127. Re:sequel? by vegiVamp · · Score: 1


      I'm hoping they film The Magician's Nephew (Narnia 0), and get it right when Aslan sings the world into being. Now *that* would be awesome.

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    128. Re:sequel? by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      No, you aren't. Glorfindel didn't survive this one either. If I recall correctly, he was fighting Gothmog (boss of the Balrogs) in the battle of Gondolin, and they slew each other.

      I believe I remember a passage from Letters From Middle-Earth where Tolkien explains that he didn't realize he had used the name Glorfindel twice, and ended up developing a theory about Elven reincarnation.

    129. Re:sequel? by mav[LAG] · · Score: 1

      Have to agree with you - thanks for the rebuttal and the politeness of it :)

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    130. Re:sequel? by mpiktas · · Score: 1

      Fran and Philippa are on record as saying that Tolkein's Faramir was not believable. Having just re-read the series, I still think this is the most harmful change that they made Aaaargh. If the author created the character it is believable end of story. I hate when people try to "improve" the story. If you want to do that, write your own. Faramir interpretation in Jackson's LOTR was horrible. It was actually not interpretation, it was total rewrite. Tolkien's Faramir had the touch of the West, that is why he let Frodo go. What is not believable about that? As the time goes by, I find myself loathing Jackson more and more. I really would like that somebody redid his works in completely opposite way, because, you know, it is not believable.
    131. Re:sequel? by bettega · · Score: 1

      Gimli.... no Gimli in The Hobbit. At least in the book. ... no, they won't do that. Nor Legolas.

    132. Re:sequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think sex with your mom would be the best ever, if done right.

    133. Re:sequel? by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      "So what the fuck are the books for?"

      George Lucas reference material?

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    134. Re:sequel? by entropys_cbn_dbt · · Score: 1

      Actually, a movie about noah's ark might be..good. think about it.

    135. Re:sequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps an even better analogy would be the final season of B5...once the shadow war was over and Earth was once again under more-or-less sane government, everything happening after that felt kind of irrelevant (even though they were decent episodes with decent stories when considered on their own).

    136. Re:sequel? by Keeper+Of+Keys · · Score: 1

      Fair enough; I have been out-nerded. I know when I'm beat.

    137. Re:sequel? by Keeper+Of+Keys · · Score: 1

      Jackson lives in New Zealand.

    138. Re:sequel? by ct1972 · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's normal to do this to condense a large book plot to a novel, so large chunks are lost, and small pieces often inserted to glue the rest together. This is often done to preserve the central themes and characters.

      I think the issue that surprised and irritated many was the large chunks of totally extraneous material that was added which didn't seem to contribute anything to the plot, and did, as the GP pointed out, twist several characters to be fundamentally weakened. Faramir is perhaps the most extreme example, since his lack of temptation for the ring is used to draw sharp contrast between him and his brother in the book. In the film, well, we just get yet more dilution of the few strong human characters, not because of what as removed, but what was added.

    139. Re:sequEl? by orasio · · Score: 1

      I understand your statement but I wouldn't classify this as milking. I personally am thrilled that there is more from these tales.

      Here is a short list of milking IMO
      Rocky 5 & 6
      Beverly Hills copy 3
      Freddy vs Jason
      Missing in action 3
      American Ninja 3,4,V
      The Next Karate Kid
      Lethal weapon 2,3 Rocky 2
      Beverly Hills Cop 2
      Friday the 13th 2
      Nightmare on elm street 2
      Karate Kid 2

    140. Re:sequel? by moeinvt · · Score: 1

      " . . .a documentary based on the Silmarilion. That would be awesome beyond all reason"

      It would be worth it just to hear people try to come up with the correct pronunciations of all the elvish words.

    141. Re:sequEl? by orasio · · Score: 1

      Ubuntu porn

    142. Re:sequel? by BodhiCat · · Score: 1

      More revisionist history from Mr. Jackson. Hey, there were no elves at the battle of Helm's Deep.

    143. Re:sequel? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The Silmarillion was like the Old Testament "Numbers" but for people who fantasize about fucking elves.
      i.e. slashdot readers
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    144. Re:sequel? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Don't you know where your fucking SHIFT key is?

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    145. Re:sequel? by eyrieowl · · Score: 1

      b/c i was the only person forgoing the use of capitalization here? it's too much for you to read something properly spelled and punctuated, with proper grammer, but lacking capitals? the comment directly below yours followed that same lack of convention, and that's without taking one second of my time to catalog the other abuses to bog-standard english present here. but since you were trolling for an insult, i'll honor your request: go crawl back off into your putrid, dank little hole you call a home, and come back when you have something fucking substantive to say.

    146. Re:sequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not getting it.

      In a novel, you have a potentially infinite number of pages to "explain" how "special" Faramir is w.r.t. ring-temptationability.

      In a film, by contrast, when you've spent two hours (plus!) establishing how much of a temptation this ring thing is, to everyone, putting in a character that mysteriously _isn't_ tempted by the ring just weakens the nature of what Frodo has to do, and why only he can do it. Strengthening Faramir weakens Frodo, and the _films_ are _all about_ Frodo. Compare, again, to the novels which are about everyone (and thing) that is in them.

      Film is a different beast to a novel.

      Imagine a film that was the novel where there _wasn't_ the novel. You, as an audience member, would get to the bit where Faramir isn't tempted, and you'd scream at the screen "Give the thing to him you stupid hobbit!"

      Or at the very, very least, "Ditch bloody Sam and take Faramir! I bet he can cook better, too!"

    147. Re:sequel? by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      FWIW, I felt Fellowship was fairly accurate and as good as could be expected. Dialogue was moved around a bit, some significant pieces excised (necessary due to time constraints), but on the whole it worked. The Two Towers, however, is a completely different matter. I am most upset with the whole subplot of Faramir and the significant changes to plot they entailed.

      I threw up in my mouth a little with Elrond showed up with Anduril in RotK. And the green pacman army of undead was just ridiculous. Denethor was comical, when in reality he was a character whose gravitas was nigh-equal to Gandalf, with the exception that Denethor gave into despair. The movies devolved into caricatures that I just wanted to be over.

      Alot of people comment on how the movies 'felt' like LOTR, but in reality that credit goes to set designers and cinematographers who lifted (with permission in most cases) from long time artists associated with Tolkien publications. They looked like Tolkien, smelled like Tolkien, but true lovers of the books know the movies were (paraphrasing a rogers water quote) "competent forgeries".

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    148. Re:sequel? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      And they both smell like moldy feet dipped in Cheetos.

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    149. Re:sequel? by jonskerr · · Score: 1

      Dear Mr Underscore,

      Jackson didn't make _film_s. He made _movies_. Movies are popular entertainments for making lots of money by appealing to the largest sweaty masses available. He succeeded wildly of course. Film is an attempt to create art and relies less on special effects and straining violins and more on good source material: script and character. Jackson yanked out a lot of good source material and inserted his own, which is his right to do in his movie, but we don't have to like it.

      Jon Kerr

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    150. Re:sequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or at the very, very least, "Ditch bloody Sam and take Faramir! I bet he can cook better, too!"

      Nonsense. Nobody can cook Frodo's meat like Sam can.

    151. Re:sequel? by ct1972 · · Score: 1
      I think you're not getting it, and for the record, if you think the film is only to be about Frodo, and that this doesn't represent a distortion of the book, you definitely missed the point, because the books have broader scope and are certainly not all about Frodo: "The downfall of the Lord of the Rings and the Return of the King".

      Faramir's nobility is perfectly well explained in Denethor's comments to him, and could have been more clarified while still taking significantly less screentime than it did by just giving him his correct dialogue!

      Again you raise the issue of time. I get that. Everyone gets that. You say books and films are different. Well, yes, we all get that too. I already said I didn't have problems with some removed content. I won't complain about the lack of Tom Bombadil as many will. However, these films are a case study in wasting time to change the plot when it's not needed. For example, the films make the already fantastic elves even more fantastic - even more perfect than the books. No opportunity was wasted to emphasize human fallibility and contrast it to perfect elves. Huge amounts of time was dedicated to this purpose, and at the same time many human characters were strongly devalued in the process, Aragorn, Faramir and Denethor are good examples, just to take a few:
      • Aragorn is depicted as being lesser in woodcraft than Arwen despite being described by Gandalf as the "greatest hunter in this age of the world"
      • Aragorn is depicted as weak, unwilling to accept responsibility and unable to deal with Elrond
      • Aragorn, with insufficient provocation, violates a parley by decapitating the mouth of Sauron
      • It is strongly hinted that Aragorn's sword is the special thing in for example the ghosts of the dead, and not his character
      • Aragorn can no longer enter the paths of the dead, with his horse, by virtue of his will
      • Faramir displays doubt over the fate of Frodo, in what critically, takes far more film time than the actual version does
      • Denethor is portrayed as totally lacking in mind and dignity from the outset.
      If this was just as a result of needing the trim a plot that would be one thing, but most of these require significant film-time, and distort the characters significantly. I agree with previous posters, this does not make Faramir's character more believable. The whole point is that Faramir is the one who should have been sent, while the weaker Boromir was. So once again, the problem is not that tight time constraints caused over simplification, but that time was wasted taking us off the beaten track. For example, are you really suggesting that the time taken for Faramir's imaginary trip to Osgiliath could not have been spent otherwise? Or what about Aragorn's imaginary holiday when he was separated from the rest? Did this advance the plot? No...
    152. Re:sequel? by clary · · Score: 1
      Evil is evil. Good is good. I feel sorry for your daughter if you are filling her head with postmodern notions that good and evil are arbitrary distinctions made up by history writers.

      (Tallness and undiluted blood are coincidental. And it is true that non-fictional people don't tend to be as purely good or evil as we often see in fiction. I'll refrain from giving examples for fear of triggering Godwin's Law.)

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    153. Re:sequel? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I knew this was going to posted.
      He's still a Hollywood Hack because he works for Hollywood Hacks, makes money like a Hollywood Hack, complains he didn't get enough money like a Hollywood Hack, and agrees to do another film with the promise of more money, like a Hollywood Hack.

      But hey - I hate all of Hollywood.
      It's not like I have a problem with him in particular.

    154. Re:sequel? by jwo7777777 · · Score: 1

      To some extent this reminds me of "Bored of the Rings" from National Lampoon.

    155. Re:sequel? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Ahh, gotcha! I've totally forgotten who slew Gothmog. Not that it's a problem that in the entire history of Elvenkind, two different Elves had the same name.

      Say, what was th ename of that dragon that slew entire armies with its gaze?

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    156. Re:sequel? by xhrit · · Score: 1

      >Like it or not, the climax of the story was the destruction of the ring... After they destroy the ring, they had to quickly wrap up the movie.

      Then why did he add a pointless and long winded farewell scene where gandolf gets on a boat and sails into the sunset?!

    157. Re:sequel? by soundvessel · · Score: 1

      That's falling action, not a climax. It ties things up while still hinting that the world continues.

    158. Re:sequel? by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      Lol... I thought that scene was a little long myself...

      Here is my take. Each person in the fellowship has their own ending... Bilbo and the big G sail away, The boys go back to the shire, Aarogon and Liv tyler get married. It's like they almost got the ending right, but then it suddenly fizzled when Peter went "shit no matter how I cut this thing it's still 4 hrs long"

      Again, I loved the movies I hope to have the extended release under the tree. It's just that I expected the ending of ROTK to be like the ending of a good climax in real life (or not so real for some /. readers) You Climax, you cuddle for a while, then you go to sleep.

      I got jipped on the cuddling! Now I know why women want to cuddle after sex! It totally completes the experience.

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    159. Re:sequel? by xhrit · · Score: 1

      Is games workshop's black library still writing novels set in middle earth?

    160. Re:sequel? by dcam · · Score: 1

      Ah, very funny - you're kidding right? - you are comparing a kids book adapted to a movie, compared to a 1,000+ page epic masterpiece done (quite well) into 3 successful movies.

      They may be a different scale, but it is an example of an excellent adaption. I use that as an example because it is the only occasion I can recall (off the top of my head) where there has actually been a good adaption of a book.

      Sorry - bad comparison there buddy. Peter Jackson did a great job of getting the feel of the books through - I honestly didnt think it was possible and I dreaded going to the cinemas to see them, but I was pleasantly suprised.

      I suggest you go back and re-read the books, the one thing Jackson captured poorly was the feel of the books. Fellowship was almost passable but it was all downhill from there.

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    161. Re:sequel? by Flambergius · · Score: 1

      turning faramir into a flawed human almost like his brother instead of a noble character was done for time?

      Mostly no, not directly at least.

      According to the Two Towers (Extended Edition) commentary the main reasons firstly that Faramir should not be immune to the rings effect and secondly that without changes Frodo's storyline was lacking tension and would not have a climactic end. These are perfectly valid reasons. In the movies the Ring is a major antagonist, a much bigger character than Faramir. The filmmakers have spend a lot of time establishing the Ring's power, they didn't want to undermine it for sake of a relatively minor character (does Faramir make the top 20 in the books?). The second reason is even more apparent. It is pretty much given that Frodo's storyline will begin after the Breaking of the Fellowship and end before Minas Morgul. If you look at what happens in the book between those two point you see that it's not a movie. It's not not even a B-plot, it's something you cut out - or something you add tension to, hence Faramir is made flawed.

      but he fails utterly to understand the nobility in the books.

      I'm not certain do you mean nobility as a concept that is portrayed in the books, or that in the books there are more nobles and they aren't quite so glorious in the movies?

      The filmmakers considered Aragorn as written to be boring. They preferred to have Aragorn doubt the worth of humans and his own ability too in the beginning. This allows us to see the growth and drama happen on the screen. This reflects the filmmakers sensibilities: they clearly preferred more conflicted characters than what Tolkien wrote.

      I don't think there is less nobility in the movies than in the books. There are less portrayals of nobles and all-conquering heroes, especially of the birthright type. I think the movie is better for it, although I do agree that it is a substantive change. Pretty much the only thing I disagree is that Gondor (the people and the state) is so feeble in the movie.

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    162. Re:sequel? by eyrieowl · · Score: 1

      well, none of that is a surprise, it comes across very clearly in the films. i wasn't arguing that they didn't have reasons, but, primarily, addressing the gp who opined that the movies were faithful except for changes made for time.

      that said, the reasons you cite only demonstrate to me that the filmmakers didn't understand the nobility. they felt that the nobility was boring (or, didn't understand the interest), and required doubt and conflict to spice it up. as a result, i think they almost completely cut out the nobility dreamt of by tolkien. there is the humble nobility of sam, but little of the pure-and-powerful nobility of the books. of all the noble and pure characters in the books, the only one that i think survived the trip to celluloid was gandalf. everyone else was rendered...more human. i guess i just prefer my fantasy a little less grounded in human failings.

    163. Re:sequel? by Raenex · · Score: 1

      it's too much for you to read something properly spelled and punctuated, with proper grammer, but lacking capitals? Well, practically speaking, it is harder to read posts without capitals. It's a convention with a purpose. It makes it easier to pick out sentences. When you don't follow that convention, you make it harder on your readers. Whether it is your intention or not, that is inconsiderate.
    164. Re:sequel? by onemorechip · · Score: 1

      I bet Legolas shows up in the movie. He's a woodland elf, and Bilbo and the dwarves pass through their kingdom. Aragorn will show up, too. He spent much of his youth in Rivendell, about the time of Bilbo's journey, so why not? And Gimli won't be in the dwarf party, but knowing Jackson, he'll probably show up at the Battle of Five Armies. LotR characters will turn up in the movie because they are bound to be crowd pleasers.

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  2. sequal? by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 1

    so are the splitting the hobbit into 2 films or doing somthing else from middle earth?

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    1. Re:sequal? by spocksbrain · · Score: 4, Funny

      The second movie will be a TV special entitled: "The Lord of the Rings Holiday Special", in which Gandalf and Frodo visit the shire to celebrate "Life Day". Meanwhile the town of Hobbiton is being overrun by ringwraiths who try to ruin everything but eventually learn the true meaning of Life Day. Also includes Liv Tyler singing the main theme of "The Lord of the Rings".

    2. Re:sequal? by Avatar8 · · Score: 1
      Watch the slideshow presentation embedded in the article on theonering.net. It speculates that the first will be "The Hobbit" in it's entirety and the sequel will be the bridge story between "The Hobbit" and "The Fellowship of the Ring." This would include the meeting of the white council, more of Gollum's backstory, the routing of the necromancer and the pre-gathering of the Fellowship members. According to an earlier poster, this is material that the Professor intended to write, but Christopher has yet to piece together from his notes.

      I think "The Hobbit" could be well-covered in three to four hours without removing or adding anything. Let's hope PJ stays truer to this book than the others. "Based on" always worries me.

    3. Re:sequal? by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 1

      It's a nice presentation, but it seems to me that the logical (if not immediately obvious from length) breakdown is to do the first movie about dealing with Smaug (from Bilbo's point of view) and then use the second movie to examine all the factions arguing over the treasure, leading up to the Battle of the Five Armies (giving a chance to work in all the side-stories such as the Necromancer/White Council/etc). I don't think the Hobbit can be done in the Jackson style in a single (2-3 hour) film and I don't think there is really any other place earlier to cut it and actually end the first movie other than just stopping after a fight and saying "too be continued next year" (which worked in Fellowship, but is now getting annoyingly common in films - Matrix 2&3, Pirates 2&3, Golden Compass, etc).

    4. Re:sequal? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Also includes Liv Tyler singing the main theme of "The Lord of the Rings".

      I prefer Bill Murray.

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  3. Not that I care, but by plus_M · · Score: 1

    Didn't he say he wasn't going to do a Hobbit movie earlier?

    1. Re:Not that I care, but by Paul_Hindt · · Score: 1

      Why yes, he certainly did say that.

    2. Re:Not that I care, but by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 5, Informative

      Jackson has always wanted to do film The Hobbit, but due to legal issues they couldn't agree on terms.

      They've finally resolved, woo!

    3. Re:Not that I care, but by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But of course, like every such statement people make (e.g. "There's no way i'm sleeping with that donkey"), there is an unstated but very much present addendum of "unless someone gives me enough money, in which case hell yeah".

      P.S. examples are not from personal experience, and you can't prove otherwise.

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    4. Re:Not that I care, but by Kjella · · Score: 4, Funny

      P.S. examples are not from personal experience, and you can't prove otherwise. Unless I pay someone enough money for the tape, right?
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    5. Re:Not that I care, but by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Unless I pay someone enough money for the tape, right?

      Ah, you're catching on.

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    6. Re:Not that I care, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen the video of Corky with the donkey. Worth every penny!

    7. Re:Not that I care, but by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      "Unless I pay someone enough money for the tape, right?"

      Ah, you're catching on.

      So, you admit then, there is a tape of you and that donkey? ;-)

      (And, "how long is it since you've stopped beating your wife?" and other innuendo. =)

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    8. Re:Not that I care, but by ddavis539 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Somehow I think that this has more to do with the disappointing results from the Golden Compass movie, which New line was hoping would be a 3-year blockbuster holiday series. It appears that the various religious groups are convincing their members to stay away from it due to the anti-religious message in the books.

    9. Re:Not that I care, but by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      So, you admit then, there is a tape of you and that donkey? ;-)

      Oh, I admit no such thing. I only admit that given sufficient funds there would be. ;)

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    10. Re:Not that I care, but by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      OK, that's it, your nerd license is suspended.

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    11. Re:Not that I care, but by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      A man says to a woman in a bar "would you have sex with a random stranger?"

      "Hell no!"

      "How about if he gave you ten million dollars?"

      "Ten million dollars? Of course!"

      "How about a buck fifty?"

      "What do you think I am?"

      "We've already determined that, now we're just haggling over the price."

      -mcgrew

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    12. Re:Not that I care, but by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      Oh, I admit no such thing. I only admit that given sufficient funds there would be. ;) And given that the amount is sufficient - the video would be directed by Jackson with a fantastic scene involving an army of CGI donkeys. Three months later there would be a collector's DVD set with additional footage and donkey bookends.
    13. Re:Not that I care, but by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 3, Informative

      It appears that the various religious groups are convincing their members to stay away from it due to the anti-religious message in the books.

      While that may be true, it may not be the reason for the low revenue. It's possible that it just isn't a very good movie. It's currently running 43% at Rotten Tomatoes, which is pretty bad. I've seen the movie, and while it's not that bad, it's seriously flawed.

    14. Re:Not that I care, but by Archimonde · · Score: 1

      Or simply because the movie sucks maybe?

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385752/
      http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/his_dark_materials_the_golden_compass/

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    15. Re:Not that I care, but by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      Lol, those crazy christians. I saw the film but I didn't see any anti-christian messages. At the end I was thinking "that's it? That's what they were complaining about?!".

      I thought the christian organisations that were complaining only had one member anyway.

    16. Re:Not that I care, but by Khomar · · Score: 1
      My understanding is that the first movie was toned down to be less offensive to Christians. Consider the following quotes by the director (lifted off of plugged-in reviews):

      "How does one go about adapting a book that has controversial elements into a film that a very wide variety of people can enjoy, without betraying the original?" asks director Chris Weitz. "One tries to be clever about it. I realized that the overt stating of some of the themes in ... The Golden Compass would never--this is important to make clear--never ever get across the goal line. There isn't a wide enough audience for that--yet. If I wanted to popularize this series of extraordinary books and open them to a wider reading public than ever before, I was going to have to make some compromises." "Whereas The Golden Compass had to be introduced to the public carefully, the religious themes in the second and third books can't be minimized without destroying the spirit of these books. ... I will not be involved with any 'watering down' of books two and three."
      This was the concern of Christians: not that the first one was terrible, but that they knew which direction the series was headed. That being said, it sounds like the movie itself had some serious flaws.
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    17. Re:Not that I care, but by Iftekhar25 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the movie *was* awful, admittedly. I only read the first book, and it was a splendid read, but the movie was badly adapted.

    18. Re:Not that I care, but by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

      I don't know what they're complaining about. I mean, if one of the characters kills God He must exist, right? *evil grin*

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    19. Re:Not that I care, but by nuttycom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or maybe The Golden Compass was just wretchedly directed?

      I swear, with virtually no changes to the script it could have been a decent movie if they'd just made it 20 minutes longer by means of 4-second increments distributed throughout. The pacing was horrendous - it left no time for anything resembling decent character development. Which, of course, is essentially what the first book is all about.

  4. Slashdot trolls by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 4, Funny

    finally have a place to apply.

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    1. Re:Slashdot trolls by TrollMaster+9000 · · Score: 1

      Thanks, but I think I'll stay here and torment puny little white boys like you.

    2. Re:Slashdot trolls by Avatar8 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, but they'll turn to stone if they step out of their mothers' basements and into the sunlight. :-)

    3. Re:Slashdot trolls by wed128 · · Score: 1

      If i remember correctly, the book only had 3 trolls....slashdot has many more, job competition will be pretty stiff.

    4. Re:Slashdot trolls by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1

      As long as they are all turned to stone, permanently. I'd put up with more than three making it into the movie.

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  5. I am happy by Boap · · Score: 1

    I can not wait for the movie to be produced.

    1. Re:I am happy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, just came.

    2. Re:I am happy by junglee_iitk · · Score: 1

      Count me in. A long time since I have been so glad.

      Life still has some good moments :)

    3. Re:I am happy by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      You're happy? YOU'RE happy? I read the Hobbit in 1970, do you know how fucking long I've been waiting to see this movie?

      Do you know how damned disappointed I was with I, Robot? Global warming is caused by the friction heat of Asimov spinning in his grave.

      I was less disappointed in The HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy but still disappointed that the scene where the police cruiser commited suicide after talking to Marvin wasn't there; in fact the cops never showed up at all.

      Do androids dream of electric sheep? If an android has a wet dream, does he short out?

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  6. Thriller by kryogen1x · · Score: 1

    Was I the only one who was worried that the title was referring to Michael Jackson?

    1. Re:Thriller by Rycochet · · Score: 0

      You mean Michael also has a foot fetish?!?

    2. Re:Thriller by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      What, do you have something against loving little people?!?

    3. Re:Thriller by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I mean i'm sure his general facial features would fit but I mean who wants a moonwalking hobbit?

    4. Re:Thriller by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know why. He's starting to look like a sci-fi character at this point.

    5. Re:Thriller by Independent+Voter · · Score: 1

      Nope. That's what I thought, too. I know he "likes" "little people", and all kinds of strange visions were dancing through my head. Not sugar plums, either.

  7. Note to director: no jar-jar by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    Note to director: please don't add some pointless character to sell kids toys in this movie, just go "by the book", literally.

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    1. Re:Note to director: no jar-jar by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Note to director: please don't add some pointless character to sell kids toys in this movie, just go "by the book", literally.

      But, Jackson didn't do that in LOTR did he? Except for some minor changes to the overall arc of the film, I found he did a pretty faithful job of it.

      I think he's the director we have the least to worry about. At least, I hope he is. The cinemas wanted him because he has proven he can make the movies (and, of course, make the money) - at least it's not Uwe Boll. ;-)

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    2. Re:Note to director: no jar-jar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why you not like me-sa?

    3. Re:Note to director: no jar-jar by JustOK · · Score: 1

      In the movie, at the battle of Helm's Deep, Jar Jar is 237th from the left.

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    4. Re:Note to director: no jar-jar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You meant: just go BUY the book...right?

    5. Re:Note to director: no jar-jar by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      The only part I think Jackson totally screwed up was the army of the dead in RotK. The fact that he just swept up the battlefield with an invincible army made the entire battle completely worthless. In the books, I believe the army couldn't actually kill anyone, they simply frightened people so much that they dropped their weapons and ran away.

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    6. Re:Note to director: no jar-jar by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      I think you're getting your directors confused...

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    7. Re:Note to director: no jar-jar by tjwhaynes · · Score: 1

      The only part I think Jackson totally screwed up was the army of the dead in RotK. The fact that he just swept up the battlefield with an invincible army made the entire battle completely worthless. In the books, I believe the army couldn't actually kill anyone, they simply frightened people so much that they dropped their weapons and ran away.

      Based on the text of the "Return of the King" (heresy I know) no-one had previously survived traveling the Paths of the Dead. That doesn't jibe with your statement.

      Now, had the Dead Men of Dunharrow turned up earlier, the battle would have been completely one-sided. As it was, the defenders had to survive several days of assault before Aragorn turned up.

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    8. Re:Note to director: no jar-jar by notnAP · · Score: 1

      Yes, but he was the first to die, being crushed by a large chunk of stone.
      It was like a single voice cried out in terror, and then millions of voices cried out in glee.

    9. Re:Note to director: no jar-jar by BlueStraggler · · Score: 1

      The only part I think Jackson totally screwed up was the army of the dead in RotK.

      You forgot to mention, they glowed green. Green!

      Considering the SFX and artistic achievement of Gollum, the Balrog, the Witch King, Sauron, the Nazgul's winged steeds, the Mumakil, numerous Trolls, and literally thousands of orcs and goblins, the best they could do with a freakin' ARMY OF THE DEAD was make them look like a cheap video effect from Disneyland's Haunted House?

    10. Re:Note to director: no jar-jar by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      I don't have the text in front of me, but from the wikipedia article on Paths of the Dead:

      The only weapon that they required was fear, driving their enemies to cast themselves madly into the sea.) When those foes were defeated and Aragorn could claim the black ships of the Corsairs for his own, he declared that the curse was lifted and the dead departed forever. When the dead had gone, the men of southern Gondor joined Aragorn in the ships and sailed to the aid of Minas Tirith.

      In the movie adaptation of The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King the battle with the Corsairs occurred only in the extended edition and the Army of the Dead accompanied Aragorn to Minas Tirith to defeat Sauron's orcs, after which Aragorn declared their curse lifted. The army of the Dead (here able to inflict physical harm) is the only force that accompanies Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli to Minas Tirith in the film, the other men being removed entirely.


      I believe the fact that no one survived before Aragorn was either a myth, since the paths were in themselves a legend of sort, or they died in some sort of indirect way. The ghosts themselves can't harm anyone directly.

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    11. Re:Note to director: no jar-jar by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

      I know the difference between Jackson and Lucas, and I hope that difference remains intact through both of these additional movies!

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    12. Re:Note to director: no jar-jar by tjwhaynes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't have the text in front of me, but from the wikipedia article on Paths of the Dead: The only weapon that they required was fear...

      Note it doesn't say that the only weapon they had was fear.

      Peter and Fran definitely cut a shorter path through this part of the text, using the Dunharrow Men directly in the Battle for the Pelennor Fields, rather than using the more mundane original modus operandi.

      I do feel that a lot of the flack that Peter and Fran got for their script arises where people feel (rightly or wrongly) that recreating the book in the movie is more important than making a coherent movie. If PJ et al had completely faithfully scripted a movie based entirely on the book, only the hardcore Tolkeinites would have survived a viewing of a trilogy with uneven pacing, no (meaningful) interaction with female characters apart from Galadriel and very long sweeps spent with one set of characters. That's not to disrespect the original text, which I have read many times - movies are different creatures to books, with different strengths and weaknesses.

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    13. Re:Note to director: no jar-jar by Krommenaas · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think he's the director we have the least to worry about. At least, I hope he is. The cinemas wanted him because he has proven he can make the movies (and, of course, make the money) Except Jackson probably won't be the director. The article only says he will be the "executive producer", which is Hollywoodese for "we pay him to be allowed to use his name".
    14. Re:Note to director: no jar-jar by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Except Jackson probably won't be the director. The article only says he will be the "executive producer", which is Hollywoodese for "we pay him to be allowed to use his name".

      Well, don't forget WETA Workshop who did all of the hard work of making those movies in terms of effects.

      They get access to Jackson's brain, as well as the resources of his company. That, is no cheap commodity if you want to create a good film. The people who did the visual design for the trilogy helping you get the same kind of continuity in The Hobbit, as well as the CG (which covered every frame as I recall).

      He may not be directing the individual scenes, but I can guarantee that he will have a strong guiding hand in this project. That can only be a good thing. I don't think Jackson is simply getting paid to lend his name to a production, I think he's being paid to make a movie that couldn't be made properly without him.

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    15. Re:Note to director: no jar-jar by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      They actually had to change their design slightly for the army of the dead because Pirates of the Caribbean basically did what they were going to do.

    16. Re:Note to director: no jar-jar by Krommenaas · · Score: 1

      I hope you're right, but, if he intended to be the strong guiding hand of the project, then why not direct it himself? I'm afraid this "executive producer" title is just part of the legal settlement with New Line.

    17. Re:Note to director: no jar-jar by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      I hope you're right, but, if he intended to be the strong guiding hand of the project, then why not direct it himself?

      My guess would be is it gives him more control over the project than if he was 'just' the director, and probably frees him up to oversee other projects that he's decided to take on. He gets veto power over most of the decisions, but doesn't need to be mired in the day to day details of shooting scenes.

      I think in the movie system, once you have a large enough business organization on your shoulders, you tend to move towards Executive Producer -- Spielberg for example. Peter Jackson has gone from doing small independent films to having a huge production company to actually to the film-making. The WETA organization he built up has demonstrated it can handle big tasks like LOTR, and I suspect they handle a lot more nowadays since they've earned their street cred as it were.

      I'm afraid this "executive producer" title is just part of the legal settlement with New Line.

      *shrug* Nothing I know or care about really. But, really, if New Line didn't make nice nice with Peter Jackson, and went ahead and got another person to do it, do you really think the movie would have had a snowball's chance in hell?? I believe much of the core talent (including those not on screen) and potential audience would have wanted nothing to do with this, as it would be perceived as an attempt to cash in on the success. This, while being an attempt to cash in on the success, is also going (hopefully) try to be true to the original source material, and do it as good as can be done. I don't mind the parties making some money, as long as they're gonna try to make something which is legitimately called The Hobbit.

      I think Executive Producer might more of a reflection on where Jackson has gotten himself. If New Line has to do a little public ass-kissing, more's the better if you ask me. :-P Having him at the helm almost guarantees this will have a good chance at raking in good money. As I've said elsewhere ... Jackson, McKellen, and WETA essentially mean I can guarantee I'll go to do.

      But, this is all speculation, so I guess we'll find out over the next 4 years what actually happens. =)

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    18. Re:Note to director: no jar-jar by Krommenaas · · Score: 1

      I think you seriously overestime the meaning of "executive producer". Contrary to how it sounds, it's a title usually given to people who were important to the project but who were only remotely involved in its actual making (typically studio suits), people who needed to be thrown a bone ("we cut your part but we'll make you executive producer") and people whose name sells tickets (Steven Spielberg has executive produced a 100 movies for example). The LotR movies for example had 5 executive producers, none of whom I think added anything substantial.

    19. Re:Note to director: no jar-jar by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      Good points. I think this means it's time for another good reread of LotR, going throught his part more carefully. I don't think any specifics are given in the text regarding the ghosts, I think it's more my own interpretation that they use nothing but fear. I never liked deus ex machina's in my stories, so I would like to think that they have no real power against an enemy other than psychological.

      I also agree on your points regarding tolkien purists' take on the movies. I personally loved the movies, and I never thought that they'd be exactly like the books. No movie is exactly like the book because print and visual are two entirely different mediums. Case in point, phantom of the opera the musical is different in many respects than the book. However, both are considered to be classics.

      I enjoyed the movies because it really is one of those rare cases that a fantasy movie is done well, and well received by the general public. The script, costumes, scenery, etc were all exceptional and art unto themselves.

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    20. Re:Note to director: no jar-jar by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      I don't have the text in front of me, but from the wikipedia article on Paths of the Dead: The only weapon that they required was fear... ...and surprise. The only two weapons they required were fear and surprise, and an almost fanatical devotion to the King of Minas Tirith. Three. The only three weapons they required were fear, surprise, and an almost fanatical devotion to the King of Minas Tirith, and a bright green spectral glow. Wait. Amongst their only weapons were... I'll come in again.
  8. Re:is this a good idea? by nuzak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He will disappoint you. Bank on it. The other 99.99% of us will, however, probably like it.

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  9. Hmmm... by CaptainPatent · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Peter Jackson did a great job in visualizing and bringing to life a story in which the plot was already fully written. I love the fact he's producing a version of "the hobbit" to go along with the LOTR Trilogy, but I'm not so sure about the sequel to it. I realize there is a gap between the two stories (around a 70 year gap actually) but what will the plot consist of?

    I suppose it could go both ways, the first way with Peter Jackson doing a great job of tying the two books together and leading straight into the LOTR trilogy, the other with Peter Jackson unzipping and urinating on JRR Tolkien's masterpieces.

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    1. Re:Hmmm... by Drazgal · · Score: 1

      "Jackson unzipping and urinating on JRR Tolkien's masterpieces" Gandalf beating up Denethor then throwing into the funeral pyre pretty much managed that one

    2. Re:Hmmm... by n0dna · · Score: 0, Troll

      "unzipping and urinating on JRR Tolkien's masterpieces AGAIN."

      There. Fixed it for you.

    3. Re:Hmmm... by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      He could use some of the material from the RotK appendices, and some of the stuff mentioned in passing in The Hobbit: The Dwarf and Goblin Wars, Gandalf getting a Dwarven Ring from Thrain (or was it Thror?) in Dol Guldur, The Wise driving the Necromancer out of Dol Guldur. Maybe with all this stuff there would be enough to make a two-part Hobbit movie.

    4. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Gandalf beating up Denethor then throwing into the funeral pyre

      you've got to be shitting me

      the movies were bad enough that i never bothered to see the third one, but please tell me you're just joking about that bit

      no one could fuck up lord of the rings that badly

    5. Re:Hmmm... by physicsboy500 · · Score: 1

      He could, but as you said that was only mentioned "in passing"

      If Tolkien was still around to write books about those adventures and Peter Jackson was around to adapt it to film I may trust it a bit more.

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    6. Re:Hmmm... by Selfbain · · Score: 2, Informative

      He actually did. There is an enormous amount of material he wrote that was summarized in the Silmarillion. You can buy large volumes of books containing his notes.

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    7. Re:Hmmm... by Sciros · · Score: 1

      He's already done the latter enough that I don't expect any different this time around. Jackson has shown with his adaptation of LotR that he thought he can do a better job with some portions of the story than Tolkien did. He, IMO, was wrong.

      One thing I know to expect from The Hobbit is yet more of some of the worst editing in modern day cinema. King Kong had plenty as well, btw.

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    8. Re:Hmmm... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I have always thought that Tolkien would have been way better as a screenwriter. I know it is heresy to say this, but Tolkien was a crappy writer. Very good at making up stories, yes, but what made it to paper is painful to read. Don't take this as a 'Tolkien Sucks' comment. I do recognize that he pretty much single handedly built the Fantasy genre as we know and love it. It's just that his writing is poor. If Tolkien were alive today, I would wish for him to build the plot and details of his stories as screen plays, and leave the job of putting it all together to someone more skilled in that craft.

    9. Re:Hmmm... by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      The sequel will feature 3 hours of the Sackville-Bagginses complaining about Bilbo.

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    10. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, don't all directors bring to life a pre-existing story (i.e. a script)? It's not like Jackson did something unusual when he made the movie... Besides, I think he did a pretty poor job of making the films (my personal preference). To me, the entire film looks too much like his retarded B horror movies. No thanks!

    11. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Peter Jackson did a great job in visualizing

      No, that would be the artists.

      Peter Jackson is the one who turned LOTR into camp with farcical acting. He also helped rewrite the characters to be moronic, and completely missed every meaningful plot point.

    12. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I suppose it could go both ways, the first way with Peter Jackson doing a great job of tying the two books together and leading straight into the LOTR trilogy, the other with Peter Jackson unzipping and urinating on JRR Tolkien's masterpieces."

      Given that the only other Peter Jackson film I've seen was *suppresses gag reflex* "Meet the Feebles" this is a genuine possibility. For those of you who haven't seen it, don't. A muppet fly eating shit out of a toilet is one of the more benign scenes.

    13. Re:Hmmm... by pdjohe · · Score: 3, Informative
      Somebody already commented on possible plot details between the Hobbit and LOTR: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=320733&cid=20896787

      What exactly happens, of any interest, in that period?

      Hmm.. I'm not 100% on the timeline but...

      Gandalf and Aragorn meet. The romance of Aragorn and Arwen. Aragorn serving with the Armies of Rohan.

      Gollum pursues Bilbo from the mountains. I beleive Gandalf investigates the creature and discovers its history in this period. Mordor also captures Gollum at some point.

      The Dwarves (including Balin of the hobbits) try and retake Moria.

      Sauruman is corrupted by Mordor through the Palantir.

      Sauroman corrupts Theoden through Grima Wormtongue.

      Sauron, identified as the 'Necromancer' was discovered as the source of evil in Mirkwood and was driven out by the White Council, only to resurface later rebuilding in Mordor.

      I dunno... I've seen movies made on smaller premises than that :)

    14. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I the only one that realizes that he didn't split the movies the same way as the books?
      Who says that he's not going to just split The Hobbit into two movies?

    15. Re:Hmmm... by dwye · · Score: 1

      > I know it is heresy to say this, but Tolkien was a crappy writer.

      1) Are you saying this on the basis of The Hobbit and the Lord Of The Rings, Farmer Giles, The Silmarillion, or the Unfinished Tales?

      2) Remember, before him, there was just Lord Dunsany, The Worm Ourouboros (forget the author), and maybe Evangeline Walton's prose version of the Mabinogion. Are you criticizing him because he overused things that he invented, and then were done to death by others? I had a friend who hated Jimmy Hendrix because he was just a warmed over version of Ozzy Osbourne's guitar player (forgot his name, too. Not my best day), utterly ignoring who came first.

      3) Crappy writer compared to whom, in the fantasy field (no good comparing him to Hemingway or Spllane, frex)?

    16. Re:Hmmm... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Peter Jackson did a great job in visualizing and bringing to life a story in which the plot was already fully written

      I agree. I hadn't (re)read the books in over a decade, maybe two, but I'm a hyperlex; when I read I'm there. And all the characters looked and acted like what I'd remembered them being in the books.

      Of course I (re) read the books (again) after seeing the movies and yes, there were some differences, but far less than one would expect given Hollywood's history of bad movies ruining great books.

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    17. Re:Hmmm... by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

      Did you see King Kong? I can hear his zipper now.

    18. Re:Hmmm... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2, Funny

      I realize there is a gap between the two stories (around a 70 year gap actually) but what will the plot consist of? "Dude, where's my ring?"

      The rest pretty much doesn't matter.
    19. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tolkien filled in a lot of the gaps in the appendices to LOTR, in particular the time line of the Third Age, as well as other (originally unpublished) works. It ought to be possible to work these events into a good story; after all, the events that take place AFTER "The Hobbit" (such as Gollum leaving his cave and getting captured by Sauron) are critical to LOTR.

    20. Re:Hmmm... by Zrith · · Score: 1
      Interestingly, due to the particular comments modded high enough for me to see, I managed to read

      I suppose it could go both ways, the first way with Peter Jackson doing a great job of tying the two books together and leading straight into the LOTR trilogy, the other with Peter Jackson unzipping and urinating on JRR Tolkien's masterpieces. followed immediately by

      He actually did. There is an enormous amount of material he wrote that was summarized in the Silmarillion. You can buy large volumes of books containing his notes. and suddenly had a very odd mental image.
    21. Re:Hmmm... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      1) I am saying this on the basis of The Hobbit and the Lord Of The Rings.

      2) As I said, I don't think he sucks at making up stories. I think he sucks at writing them down. The subject is not the problem. As you may notice, I made a point to say that I knew he invented the genre as we know it. Again. It is the actual writing that is stilted, poorly laid out, and loses it's way for pages at a time.

      3) Crappy writer compared to everything else I have ever read. Is he the worst I have read? No, but he definitely tried to make up for poor quality by dumping on quantity. When discussing a persons ability to write, there is no need to limit it to the fantasy field.

    22. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they mean that the Hobbit will be made in two parts, as two film.

    23. Re:Hmmm... by Raenex · · Score: 1

      I have always thought that Tolkien would have been way better as a screenwriter. [...] Crappy writer compared to everything else I have ever read. Is he the worst I have read? No, but he definitely tried to make up for poor quality by dumping on quantity. The movies by Jackson were already too long. I shudder to think how long Tolkien would have made them.
  10. How many versions will we see of this film? by spineboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Gold edition, 3D, directors cut? I plan on seeing it since the LOTR was soooo dang good.
    I'm really quite interested to see how Smaug is done. The 3D done well might really up the bar for many action movies, and might set a new standard.

    However, the movie still has to be good - putting lipstick on a pig still looks awful.

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    1. Re:How many versions will we see of this film? by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 3, Funny

      putting lipstick on a pig still looks awful.


      But have you seen the new lipstick? It uses subsurface scattering and revolutionary new food-stain shaders.
    2. Re:How many versions will we see of this film? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      How many versions will we see of this film? I'd be happy if the damn bastards could just release the extended edition of LotR on HDDVD/Blu-Ray. Not that the regular ones are released, mind you. Of course you can get it in HDTV at any pirate site, it's a stunning example of pirates delivering a lot better product than anything you can buy. Pardon me for living under the illusion that paying customers (as in $$$ for discs, not "I am the product" broadcast) should get the best product available, clearly I live in some bizarro world...
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    3. Re:How many versions will we see of this film? by drewmoney · · Score: 0

      I said it would never happen, but I was wrong. My LOTR/Hobbit DVD collection WILL take up more space than my VHS Godfather collection!

    4. Re:How many versions will we see of this film? by shdwtek · · Score: 1

      The Hobbit is a Replicant Edition?

    5. Re:How many versions will we see of this film? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch only one: pre-release pirated version. Every seen uncut! :D

    6. Re:How many versions will we see of this film? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      That pig is hot without the lipstick too! Although she could stand to lose a little weight.

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    7. Re:How many versions will we see of this film? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...putting lipstick on a pig still looks awful.

      Well, I for one think Liv Tyler is hot...

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    8. Re:How many versions will we see of this film? by ross.w · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the version with Bilbo narrating and the one without Bilbo narrating, and the one re-edited to suggest that Bilbo is really an orc himself - or was that another movie? :)

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  11. Martin Freeman Would Be Better by cybermage · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Martin Freeman played Bilbo in flashbacks during the LOTR. He'd be a better choice to play Bilbo in The Hobbit.

    1. Re:Martin Freeman Would Be Better by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 5, Informative

      Am I the only one who's noticed that Martin Freeman wasn't actually in the LOTR?

    2. Re:Martin Freeman Would Be Better by cybermage · · Score: 0, Troll

      Oh. I'm mistaken about the flashbacks thing, but he'd still be a good choice. He looks like a young Ian Holm.

    3. Re:Martin Freeman Would Be Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gordon Freeman is was in LOTR?
      / The G in G-man must refer, to "gollum" ;)

    4. Re:Martin Freeman Would Be Better by adamwright · · Score: 1

      Except (as you've now pointed out), he wasn't in the LOTR (shows how much attention the moderators pay, eh?). The flashbacks were done by Ian Holm as well, wrinkles removed by taping back his skin (and possibly a little CG).

      Either way, I suspect he'll be rather too old to carry off "Young" Bilbo.

    5. Re:Martin Freeman Would Be Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually Ian Holm played the old Bilbo and the young(er) Bilbo in the trilogy - they just pulled the skin on his face back to get rid of the wrinkles. It's all Ian Holm playing Bilbo though (expect perhaps in some shots where they used the little people body-doubles).

    6. Re:Martin Freeman Would Be Better by Jumphard · · Score: 1

      I wondered at first why the parent was modded +5 Informative, rather than +5 Funny. Then I realized he said Martin, and not Morgan, Freeman. Martin Freeman would be a fantastic Bilbo. However, I can see a Shawshank-era Morgan Freeman doing a superb job of it as well. It's a toss-up, ladies and gentlemen.

    7. Re:Martin Freeman Would Be Better by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 1

      Coming this spring: Morgan Freeman narrates "March of the Ents"

    8. Re:Martin Freeman Would Be Better by DrJimbo · · Score: 1

      I suspect he'll [Martin Freeman] be rather too old to carry off "Young" Bilbo.
      The "young" Bilbo was 50 when the Hobbit started. Martin Freeman is 36. So I was thinking the exact opposite, that Freeman is too young to play Bilbo. I guess it depends on how much Jackson decides to Hollywood-ize the film.

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    9. Re:Martin Freeman Would Be Better by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      The time at which a young Hobbit "comes of age" is 33. Thus a fifty-year-old Hobbit would only be middle-aged. It's well known that a 50 year old hobbit would not look very old. Often they appear somewhat child-like. Ian Holm(76) is too old to play the young Bilbo, and Martin Freeman would be just about right, true he's not middle aged. But I think a Hobbit would look young for their age anyways.

      You can do a lot with make-up, computers, cameras, etc. So these days it boils down to who can play the part the best, and can fit it into their schedule.
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  12. Sequel?? by downix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Did he get some kind of wizard trick to summon the dead spirit of JRR Tolkein to write a new novel which to utilize as a sequel?

    Why do I fear this "prequil" will suffer the same fate as the Lucas prequils, with Bilbo at the end screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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    1. Re:Sequel?? by tuffy · · Score: 1

      I expect they're simply splitting the original book into 2 films rather than making up all new material. Quite a lot happens in it, after all.

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    2. Re:Sequel?? by Speare · · Score: 1

      Did he get some kind of wizard trick to summon the dead spirit of JRR Tolkein to write a new novel which to utilize as a sequel?

      Yeah, it's called Christopher Tolkien. That guy has been combing his dad's ashes for half a century to dump a ton of excess half-completed JRRT junk on the market.

      Actually, from what I've heard, Christopher despises the whole movie chain because he doesn't have movie revenue rights, even though he's raking in tons of dough from the inevitable book reprints and other merchandising details.

      One thought on a possible "sequel" that came to mind would be an opportunity to let Bilbo go exploring the Old Forest. Maybe an original Tom Bombadil, Goldberry, Old Man Willow and the Barrow Downs story, to make up for the lack of that chapter in the LotR:FotR. Of course, there's plenty that can happen right in the Shire, with Michel Delving and Lobelia Sackville-Baggins.

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    3. Re:Sequel?? by dubbreak · · Score: 5, Funny

      ..with Bilbo at the end screaming "DO NOT WANT"

      There, fixed that for you.
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    4. Re:Sequel?? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Did he get some kind of wizard trick to summon the dead spirit of JRR Tolkein to write a new novel which to utilize as a sequel? Honestly, isn't there enough to write about to make a "middle" movie? You have Arwen and Aragon (and where the "lost heir" came from the in first place), you have saruman and the wizards, you have the beginning rise of Mordor... There are standalone movies built on 1/10th as thick a story as that.
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    5. Re:Sequel?? by dada21 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You just NAILED another reason copyright is useless, or at least useless for the current years (beyond the life of the author).

      Here's a guy who just happens to be a KID of someone who created something fine. Someone else, who puts his money, time and name on the line decides to produce the movie. The movie is a success (by most), but the risk was huge. We're talking a risk of probably 9 figures? But yet the kid who has done nothing, can do nothing, and has no moral connection to the creation thinks he is due some money?

      That's the problem with copyright: the actions of an individual are prevented from even being done. If the rights to the movie weren't optioned out a long time ago, its possible the movie might never have been made. I can think of quite a few movies that are prevented from being made because of the rights of the long-dead authors being held closely.

      Sidenote: Just yesterday I inquired by Bozo the Clown (Chicago's version in Bob Bell) didn't wear the Bozo outfit when he accepted an award many years ago (before his death). I guess the guy who owned the rights to Bozo's look denied him the costume. Even worse, the guy who owned the rights wasn't even the guy who invented Bozo, but a guy who distributed Bozo shows. Unbelievable!

    6. Re:Sequel?? by ThousandStars · · Score: 1
      Did he get some kind of wizard trick to summon the dead spirit of JRR Tolkein to write a new novel which to utilize as a sequel?

      Actually, Christopher Tolkien effectively did that with the terrible Children of Hurin .

      Still, as other posters have noted, the Books of Lost Tales, Silmarillion, and ROTK appendices together would provide a lot of material for potential sequels, and I think the story of the Elves in the first age could actually be wonderful, although Jackson would have to compress millennia of history into a timeline measured in a few years. How the hell will he get through 400 years of the quiet between the Elves and Morgoth otherwise? But it could be done, and probably better than Christopher Tolkien.

    7. Re:Sequel?? by gzunk · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately for you, Christopher Tolkien is not the person you describe in your e-mail. It was Christopher Tolkien that turned the Silmarillion, the unfinished tales and all the other posthumously published work into publishable form. He created the maps of the Lord of the Rings. The 12 volume work "History of Middle Earth" was edited by him, and contains extensive commentary and analysis of all of his fathers work. Without Christopher Tolkien we wouldn't have had such detailed insights into the story and I seriously doubt that the film would have been anywhere near as good - if it would have been made at all.

    8. Re:Sequel?? by murrdpirate · · Score: 1
      I disagree. It's not about the kid, it's about the father. If he wanted to make his story available to the public, he could have. I want the ability to pass on whatever I have earned to my kids...if what I have earned is implicit in the art I create, I would want to pass that on.

      Without getting into a huge debate about copyright, I will say there may be some worthy complaints about copyrighting physical inventions or really anything useful were there is only one solution, which probably would have been found by someone else eventually. But there are an infinite possible expressions for art and none of them are particularly needed.

    9. Re:Sequel?? by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      I recall that Christopher Tolkien was a lot more involved with the stories than you'd think. JRRT bounced the stories off him while he was serving in WWII, using his feedback to rewrite the books. He compiled the thirteen volume History of Middle Earth series, The Silmarillion (okay, perhaps not such a great example) and the new Children of Húrin.

      He didn't contribute to The Lord of the Rings enough to get a credit, and the later works he did contribute to were still his father's notes, but he was a factor in the books. Whether he deserves money by virtue of being the heir of JRRT is another matter. He's not unconnected with the original two stories and enabled everything done posthumously. You could make a very solid case that he is due money by virtue of his work, not just his status as heir.

      On top of all that, I've long harboured the suspicion that he pretty much wrote the history series by himself. It's the way that the early books came out with newly unearthed notes and later books expanded on those notes, as if he was unearthing layers of notes in convenient book-sized chunks - "Oh look! another version of story X. Better publish that right away!". The story of Húrin and his kids is a good example - there are half a dozen versions scattered throughout the books! Why not research it thoroughly and present a final version, with all the notes on how it came to be? In fairness, he did that for the LotR stories, just not for the much larger Silmarillion stories.

    10. Re:Sequel?? by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      How the hell will he get through 400 years of the quiet between the Elves and Morgoth otherwise?

      A black screen with text that reads "400 years later"

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    11. Re:Sequel?? by knodi · · Score: 1

      So JRR's kids aren't entitled to make a fortune off of their dad's ideas? What if their dad was a master sculptor instead of an author? Would you be okay with them inheriting his statues, and then making a fortune selling THOSE?

      For the record, I agree with you. But it's for emotional reasons; I couldn't really make a logical case for allowing your kids to inherit physical property, but not intellectual property.

      Honestly, (and I don't know how to codify this) I don't think anybody in life should be allowed to become a millionaire by default. I get so mad (not JUST jealous) when I see people acting entitled to perpetual mega-wealth just because of who their parents were. This is AMERICA! You should live the AMERICAN dream, not the medieval European one!

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    12. Re:Sequel?? by westlake · · Score: 1
      Here's a guy who just happens to be a KID of someone who created something fine. Someone else, who puts his money, time and name on the line decides to produce the movie.

      That kid is the reason why the backstory of the Lord of the Rings has made it into print.

      You would have be very knowledgable about the man and his work as well as endlessly patient and resourceful to shape this material into anything like an intelligible form.

      To say that Christopher has no "moral connection" to his father's work is absolute nonsense.

      LOTR could very easily have faded into obscurity as a cultural artifact of the sixties, when it first attracted a significant number of readers.

      LOTR has been adapted for radio and the stage. there have two animated films. The risk and expense in filming LOTR is inherent in the story and not in the copyright.

    13. Re:Sequel?? by ross.w · · Score: 1

      Why do I fear this "prequil" will suffer the same fate as the Lucas prequils, with Bilbo at the end screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOO"


      That's after they've added in material to show the increasing influence of the Ring on Bilbo's character. Bilbo increasingly acts like a whiny child when Gandalf tries to correct him, and ultimately slays Gollum in front of Sauron after being promised fame fortune and eternal life for him and the newly written in Hobbit love interest he has foreseen the death of. Of course that mean re releasing the LOTR trilogy with Bilbo taking Gollum's place.
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    14. Re:Sequel?? by ghyd · · Score: 1

      "Here's a guy who just happens to be a KID of someone who created something fine." You seem to imply that this rule is only to the benefit of the "kid". Maybe the parents more often than not simply prefer to see their kids responsible for their legacy. More so Christopher Tolkien who did a correct job of organizing and releasing some of his father's writings. So having some kind of respect for the artist may mean a little respect for the heirs too.

    15. Re:Sequel?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the previous frame, where Gollum is on his knees pleading "I CAN HAS PRESHUSSSS?"

  13. Necessary to make two movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure why two movies are being made other than the obvious "milking it". Rankin-Bass made (ok, a kiddified somewhat silly, but reasonably complete) adaptation that IIRC was less than 1.5 hours. Assuming Jackson makes 2.5 hour movie as per his usual :), I don't see how they will extend this. I mean I guess you can end in like the Misty Mountains or Mirkwood... and really excessively expand the Battle of 5 Armies, but...

  14. Beorn by mamono · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just hope he doesn't cut out Beorn like the cartoon did. Whereas I thoroughly enjoyed the LOTR movies, I was disappointed when Tom Bombadil was removed.

    1. Re:Beorn by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      AMEN!!!

      I was hoping to see him as well, and exhausted many ears while lambasting that particular failure of the movie, while they had all the other stuff going on with the Ents. However, I would also like to have seen many of the Ent songs in the movies as well, along with all the other songs that JRRT took the time to compose/construct.

      Or did I just miss something?

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    2. Re:Beorn by immcintosh · · Score: 1

      If recently watching The Golden Compass has taught me anything, it's that bearmen are fucking badasses and clearly belong in any computer generated battles.

    3. Re:Beorn by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

      You forgot to complain about the lack of Tom Bombadil..

      Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow;
      Bright blue his jacket is and his boots are yellow;
      None has ever caught him yet, for Tom he is the master;
      His songs are stronger songs and his feet are faster."

    4. Re:Beorn by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Well, practicality has to rule here. Something has to be cut or the each of the LOTR movies would have been like 18 hours long. Personally, I think they did a good job in cutting the right amount of material. I think that they are splitting The Hobbit into 2 movies is a good idea. It allows for much more of the book to be included.

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    5. Re:Beorn by sigzero · · Score: 1

      Tom Bombadil wasn't in there because he didn't further the plot. Even in the book it is questionable and JRR said so himself. However, Tom B. is pretty cool. : )

    6. Re:Beorn by Convector · · Score: 1

      And the number-one threat to Middle-earth? Beorn. He and his Vala-less killing machines are after our honey, they're after our women, and now, they're after our fantasy novels. Why is he helping in the Battle of Five Armies anyway? What do bears need with a stake in that treasure? What heinous bear-plot is this going to finance? I know he seems awesome fighting the orcs and all, but that's just to sucker us in before he tears the Dwarves limb from limb.

    7. Re:Beorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent up

      yep tom B was a waste of pages in an incredibly long book. I picked up a complete LOTR for about £1 ($2) at a remainders store after the film came out and found it one of the most tedious reads ever. lots of superflous text (my names jim, son of smeg, brother of nancy and ruler of all that smells of cabbage etc) and a bunch of stuff that just doesnt go anywhere.

      jackson made a great trilogy and it was always on the cards if you saw the original "bad taste"... superb

    8. Re:Beorn by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      They had to take out Bombadil, they also took out the half of the work which even made Bombadil relevant: The whole relationship between language, song, and the nature of the universe theme was axed.

      Perhaps because the songs Tolkien penned probably wouldn't have translated well to actually being sung, and including them would've made the film into some kind of weird musical which wouldn't have featured nearly enough gratuitous shots of Liv Tyler.

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  15. Actors ... by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not sure if it would be possible to nab Iam Holm as Bilbo, but here's hoping.

    He might be a little old to play Bilbo as he was well cast to play a Bilbo who settled down for quite some time, but much older than Bilbo was when Hobbit happened.

    I'm wondering if they'll be able to get Ian McKellen to play Gandalf again. I'm trying to think how many recurrent characters there were across the Hobbit and LOTR -- Bilbo, Gandalf, and maybe Elrond (it's been a long time since I read the Hobbit).

    Unless Sir Ian is otherwise booked, I bet he'd love to revive his Gandalf role.

    Though, I must confess, I'm a little unsure of what this other sequel is, and TFA appears to have died under the strain.

    Does anyone have more info on that?

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    1. Re:Actors ... by njfuzzy · · Score: 5, Informative

      I believe that Sir Ian McKellen has said that he would be overjoyed to play Gandalf-- but not if Peter Jackson wasn't involved. I would say he's likely to reprise the role, which is more important than Ian Holm (who would clearly be too old) in terms of continuity. I'd say the other big role to worry about would be Gollum.

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    2. Re:Actors ... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      I believe that Sir Ian McKellen has said that he would be overjoyed to play Gandalf-- but not if Peter Jackson wasn't involved.

      In which case, this project should be in good hands. Sir Ian made a point of taking it seriously and becoming something of a scholar on the work from what I recall. Now, they'll obviously have to start with a smaller budget for the Hobbit than the LOTR saga, but I bet the film companies won't be overly worried about making their money back.

      I'd say the other big role to worry about would be Gollum.

      Subject to availability, I don't think anyone but the guy who played Gollum in LOTR should be considered. He was amazing.

      I'll be curious to see how this plays out.

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    3. Re:Actors ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember that Biblo was older when he went with the party on the quest. He was frozen in age *AFTER* he got the ring, if you remember the flashback of him finding the ring in the cave during FOTR, he was the same age. As such, the same actor should be able to play him.

    4. Re:Actors ... by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      There is nothing in TFA about the sequel other than mentioning that there will be one. They link to a blog which contains the text of TFA. the hobbit blog so you can probably read the article there, but it wont tell you much you don't already know. Lots of studio execs saying nice things about Peter Jackson that they don't believe.

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    5. Re:Actors ... by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lots of studio execs saying nice things about Peter Jackson that they don't believe.

      Peter Jackson helped generate several billion dollars in revenue. Believe it or no, I bet nobody in the studio system would dare to say anything but flattering things about him -- these movies will succeed because he'll be given the funding he needs from the start, and the right talent will happily come work with him on it.

      I mean, really, show of hands ... how many of us will go see it on general principles or on the sheer fact that Jackson is doing it with hopefully some of the same cast and same fervent attention to detail? If Ian McKellen comes back, I can guarantee I'll go.

      At this point, Jackson is the goose that laid the golden ring, err, egg. :-P I bet the execs have been fawning over him for months to get him to agree to do it -- I see they settled all pending litigation and made nice nice. Any other director doing this would fail due to fan hostility.

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    6. Re:Actors ... by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      I agree with you 100% but it doesn't change the fact that disingenuous is way too mild for that press release.

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    7. Re:Actors ... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Since Bilbo doesn't age after he gets the ring, he wouldn't be any older looking.
      This is remarked upon in the chapter titled "An Expected Party"
      Once he gives up the ring, he begins to age, a lot.

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    8. Re:Actors ... by FreudianNightmare · · Score: 1

      I just happened to have read the Hobbit, and have just started LOTR again so...

      Characters who appear in 'The Hobbit' and 'LOTR'

      Bilbo
      Elrond
      Gandalf
      Gloin (in the books he is at the council, though I don't think he made the film cut)
      Gwahir, the eagle lord
      Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
      Gollum
      Tom, William and... the other troll (though they are admittedly immobile stone in LOTR)

      That's it for actual appearances, though many are talked about in both (Dain, Sauron, Bard, Beorn.. the list is long).

      As to ages, well, when Frodo sets out in LOTR he is meant to be about the same age as Bilbo was circa 'The Hobbit' (around 50-51), so we would presumably expect to see an actor of the same apparent age as ole-square-face Elijah Wood. Though I think he was a tiny bit too young looking for a hobbit 51, since this is meant to be early middle age (think around 40 in a human).

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    9. Re:Actors ... by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      Yeah Yeah, responding to an AC

      Bilbo was ~40 in The Hobbit, not 111+ yrs old as seen in LotR

      His aging slowed, not stopped. Gollums had slowed then stopped (think long S-curve) until he lost the ring, but his body still needed food, which he was not able to get in ready supply, as he had before the first fall of Saruman, so he lost incredible amounts of body mass, but the ring caused his body to retain what it had to even when sustenance was not available. Therefore, Bilbo should look about 70-80 in LotR, which, suprisingly enough, he does. Or else my relatives who are 70-80+ look way too old. Also, who says Hobbits look like Men as they age? For all we know, that's what a 50 year old Hobbit looks like (the one in Elrond's House, etc)

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    10. Re:Actors ... by Avatar8 · · Score: 1
      This was linked at the bottom of the article and I think it speculates all these ideas quite well: http://www.theonering.net/thehobbit07.html


      Fruedian has already covered the repeat characters.

      McKellan (Gandalf), Serkis (Gollum/Smeagol) and Weaving (Elrond) will all likely be there. I also expect John Rhys-Davies to slip in as Gloin, Gimli's father. Further, I expect a brief cameo by Bloom as Legolas when they're in the halls of the wood elves (or did I mistake Legolas' lineage to be some other wood elf king?).

      As for Holm as Bilbo, I think he'd do a great job and if they make him look like he did in the flashback it would lend great continuity.

      As for the sequel, supposedly it's the bridge between Hobbit and FotR: white council meeting, necromancer's (Sauron's) search for the ring and routing from south of Mirkwood among other events.

      As much as I liked PJ's interpretations of LotR, I hope he resists modifying Hobbit at all. There is really nothing that needs to be added or removed. Can't wait to see Smaug, though. I hope they get a voice equivalent to Richard Boone's but not overused. -"I don't recall smelling you before."

    11. Re:Actors ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope they get Brian Blessed for Smaug...

    12. Re:Actors ... by JerryLove · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering if they'll be able to get Ian McKellen to play Gandalf again. I'm trying to think how many recurrent characters there were across the Hobbit and LOTR -- Bilbo, Gandalf, and maybe Elrond (it's been a long time since I read the Hobbit).

      Bilbo, Gandalf, Elrond and Gollum were alive and in The Hobbit. Gandalf, Elrond, and Gollum could easily be done by the same actors.

      Gimli was, I believe, alive at the time and may have arrived as a young dwarf with the forces from the Iron Hills at the battle of three armies. Aragorn was alive and living in Rivendell as was Arwen. Legolas was alive and living (presumably) in Mirkwood with his father... pretty much all of them could make cameos... with Gimli being the least likely.

    13. Re:Actors ... by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Though I think he was a tiny bit too young looking for a hobbit 51, since this is meant to be early middle age (think around 40 in a human).

      Frodo got the One Ring right after coming of age. He wouldn't have looked middle aged at 51 as his aging was being retarded by possession of the Ring.

    14. Re:Actors ... by torqer · · Score: 1

      Bert.

      But the trolls are strikingly similar to Domingo, Pavarotti and the other guy.

    15. Re:Actors ... by dwye · · Score: 1

      Saruman would be one of The Wise who chased The Necromancer out of the Wildwood. Anyone know what Christopher Lee's schedule is like?

    16. Re:Actors ... by FreudianNightmare · · Score: 1

      Good point, hadn't occurred to me. So, we want a short, early middle aged actor who's a bit of pompous idiot with hairy feet....

      I've got it! Tom Cruise.

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    17. Re:Actors ... by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      I also expect John Rhys-Davies to slip in as Gloin, Gimli's father

      In the documentaries on the LotR extended editions, John Rhys-Davies said that he will never, ever, EVER play a dwarf again, probably because he was terribly allergic to the makeup.

    18. Re:Actors ... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      He might be a little old to play Bilbo as he was well cast to play a Bilbo who settled down for quite some time, but much older than Bilbo was when Hobbit happened.


      But who, as a result of the ring's influence, hadn't appeared to have aged a day in something like 50 years. Bilbo was already somewhat advanced (at least late middle-ages) in years when the events of "the hobbit" took place.
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    19. Re:Actors ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting AC because I moderated earlier:

      The name's Andy Serkis, and there's no reason PJ wouldn't have him onboard to do this. the following actors should all for sure appear in any Hobbit movie:

      Ian Holm (as "Old Bilbo")
      Ian McKellen (Gandalf)
      Andy Serkis (Gollum)
      Hugo Weaving (Elrond)

      Possible "special appearances" that weren't in the book but would be plausible guests:
      Viggo Mortensen (Aragorn)
      Liv Tyler (Arwen)
      Cate Blanchett (Galadriel)
      Christopher Lee (Saruman)
      Orlando Bloom (Legolas)

    20. Re:Actors ... by Traa · · Score: 1

      I'd say the other big role to worry about would be Gollum.

      I don't know, I thought the guy who played Gollum in the Lord of the Rings did a pretty ok job. What's his name again? I bet he would play it again given enough money! ;-)

    21. Re:Actors ... by mikaere · · Score: 1

      After Bilbo got the ring, he no longer aged. In LOTR, other hobbits would describe him as "well preserved" although the narrative said that "unchanged" was more accurate. Hence when Frodo got to Rivendell, a few months after the Long Expected Party, Bilbo was suddenly very elderly.

      So, Iam Holm would be perfect to play Bilbo, even though The Hobbit takes place 60-odd years before the LOTR.

      In terms of the other prequel, I suspect that it would deal with:

      • Dwarves retaking Moria
      • Aragorn growing up, falling in love with Arwn and spending time as an mysterious (unknown) inspirational battle leader in Gondor
      • The rise of Sauron's power
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    22. Re:Actors ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the films would be better if he crossed The Hobbit with his earlier works such as Bad Taste or Dead Alive. Imagine that on such a big budget. I'd pay to see that in a theater. :) Peter Jackson is definitely a great director!

    23. Re:Actors ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Andy Serkis played Gollum - even though the character was CGI, both the expressions and the voice acting were very strongly actor-dependent. You'll realize how strongly if you ever play the PS3 game Heavenly Sword...

    24. Re:Actors ... by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure about Cruise. In LOTR they used computers to make normal sized actors look shorter so they would look like Hobbits. Wouldn't they have to reverse that process and make Tom *taller* in order to perform Bilbo's role?

      Besides, I'd rather not hear Bilbo try convincing the Dwarves that Dianetics is the way to go.

  16. Ian Holm by flogger · · Score: 1

    Most would love to see Ian Holm as Bilbo for continuity. I'd love to see Ian McKellen play Gandalf for that reason. I was pleased to see Ian Holm in Jackson's LotR movies because I was a huge fan of Holm in the BBC radio version: 13 hours of goodness. Off to RTFA now...

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    1. Re:Ian Holm by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 0, Troll

      I wonder if we could get Dick Chaney to play Smaug?

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    2. Re:Ian Holm by teslar · · Score: 1

      Most would love to see Ian Holm as Bilbo for continuity.
      Shouldn't that be "Most would love not to see Ian Holm (fantastic as he may have been) as Bilbo for continuity"? From what I remember, the Bilbo in the Hobbit is 60 years younger than the Bilbo in LOTR, so for continuity it might be better to take a much younger actor than Ian Holm. Elijah Wood maybe, with different makeup? Similar enough to Frodo so everyone can see they're related but different enough so everyone can see they're not the same?
    3. Re:Ian Holm by Edward+Teach · · Score: 1

      In actuality, in LOTR, Bilbo, because of the ring, on his 111 birthday, had not aged a day. In fact, didn't Gandalf comment on that?

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  17. The Sequel's title will be... by Korveck · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The daily life of Tom Bombadil, Treebeard, and Radagast" Sponsored by Green Peace.

    1. Re:The Sequel's title will be... by dlelash · · Score: 1

      "Alatar and Pallando - The Untold Story" /massive_tolkien_geek

    2. Re:The Sequel's title will be... by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

      "The Misunderstood True Hero Of LOTRs Sauron", sponsored by the Bush administration.

  18. Re:is this a good idea? by ContractualObligatio · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is, of course, a matter of opinion

    True, it's all opinion, but even art allows for some objectivity. "Abject disaster" sounds like the small minded bitchiness of someone whose opinion isn't worth listening to.

  19. Re:is this a good idea? by Paul_Hindt · · Score: 1

    Not to mention he will be laughing all the way to the bank regardless of whether or not it is critically acclaimed.

  20. Re:is this a good idea? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

    Not enough 9's imo.

  21. i heard good news about smaug by circletimessquare · · Score: 0, Redundant

    they are tentatively reimagining smaug:

    1. eyes are going to be on stalks
    2. big floppy ears
    3. speaks in pidgin

    sounds like a great improvement for the prequel to the smash trilogy we all know and love!

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  22. From Silmarillion to the Red Book? Hope so. by jackpot777 · · Score: 1

    With two films, there's space to fill in the creation story of Middle Earth, or maybe just concentrate on The Red Book of Westmarch (which contained Elvish stories translated by Bilbo).

    I'm hoping for Christmas releases. Going to the movies at Christmas was fun for the three years of The Ring Trilogy. Especially when I realised there was no time left for Shelob in The Two Towers and I'd have to wait another year for the giant spider. Which made sense, considering how half of The Return Of The King (book) consists of a guide to pronouncing words in Elvish.

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    1. Re:From Silmarillion to the Red Book? Hope so. by Notquitecajun · · Score: 2, Funny

      It also makes for an easy Christmas present. I didn't have to buy my brother and his wife anything for three years.

  23. Who Will Play Gandalf? by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 1

    The only question I have is if the same actor will be back to play Gandalf. He was awesome and I would only see it if he's in it.

    1. Re:Who Will Play Gandalf? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      That was Magneto

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    2. Re:Who Will Play Gandalf? by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      I may be reading too much into 3 words, but are you implying that was a bad thing to have him do the role, or are you merely trying to inform the GP of other roles that the gent who played Gandalf has undertaken?

      If you were implying it was a bad thing, what about having Agent Smith become Elrond, from worst of enemies to best of friends, as well as V where we can't be sure if he was the good guy or the bad?

      http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0915989/ <-- clicky clicky for Hugo Weaving imdb entry

      Ooooh, maybe we can get Peter Jackson to collaborate with the Wachowski's for The Hobbit

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    3. Re:Who Will Play Gandalf? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      Nah. I was just informing the GP. Truthfully though, having Agent Smith as Elrond is probably the worst bit of casting I can think of in the last ten years. "Well, well, well. Missssterrrr Bagginssss"... I think John Rhys-Davies would have been much better as Elrond than as Gimli. And don't even get me started about Liv Tyler (I'm sorry, she's just funny lookin') as Arwen. And what happened to Glorfindel?? And so on.

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    4. Re:Who Will Play Gandalf? by Tarlus · · Score: 1

      Truthfully though, having Agent Smith as Elrond is probably the worst bit of casting I can think of in the last ten years. That's a bit of an overstatement, don't you think? I thought he did a fantastic job of portraying Elrond, even if he did look slightly more aged than he should have been.
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  24. Re:is this a good idea? by OmegaBlac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Given the abject disasters that Jackson's "The Two Towers" and "The Return of the King" were
    Box office sales, the Oscars (ROTK garned a Best Film award of 2003), numerous film critics, the countless fans that enjoyed the trilogy, and many other film awards disagree with you there. Those two films may have strayed of the Tolkien path somewhat, but to call them an "abject disaster" is hilarious. Fortunately, your opinion is only shared by a small minority.
  25. the ending.. by savuporo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope they get the the ending right this time.

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  26. Agree With Zonk by immcintosh · · Score: 1

    Ian Holm did an absolutely fantastic job as Bilbo. Honestly I think he gave the strongest performance of anybody in the cast in any of the three films. I would love to see him in The Hobbit, although I imagine they'd have to make him up to appear a bit younger.

    1. Re:Agree With Zonk by Spince · · Score: 1

      I'm no expert at the series (slashdotters correct me if you will), but wouldn't the make-up be unnecessary, considering that the age Bilbo appeared to be in the LOTR would have essentially been the same age he was in the Hobbit, due to the age-defying effects of the Ring?

    2. Re:Agree With Zonk by immcintosh · · Score: 1

      This is just off the top of my head, but I believe he is 30-40 during the events of the Hobbit, and at the beginning of the LotR he is celebrating his 111th birthday. As seen in Gollum, not even the one ring can keep you young and hale looking forever.

    3. Re:Agree With Zonk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just off the top of my head, but I believe he is 30-40 during the events of the Hobbit, and at the beginning of the LotR he is celebrating his 111th birthday. As seen in Gollum, not even the one ring can keep you young and hale looking forever.

      IIRC Bilbo is 50 or so at the start of The Hobbit, but I don't have the book handy. Also, Bilbo resisted the influence of the Ring and eventually was able to give it up of his own accord - the only other Tolkien characters I recall being able to do so after actually possessing the Ring are Samwise and Bombadil. In contrast, Gollum submitted to the will of the Ring even before he possessed it; also, he held it far longer than Bilbo, well beyond the natural lifespan of any Hobbit.

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    4. Re:Agree With Zonk by Bob+Hearn · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I thought the bad hobbit casting and portrayal was one of the most annoying things about the movies, almost as bad as the story changes. Ian Holm as Bilbo was about the least believable. It has nothing to do with how fine an actor he is. He just isn't Bilbo, by any stretch of the imagination.

      And of course, it would be even more ridiculous to cast an older Holm as a much younger Bilbo.

  27. Noooooo! by 6-tew · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I was really disappointed with the changes in the LOTR. I understand omissions (it's a long book), but just changing characters and dialogue and making up stuff? I was surprised they kept the names. Seriously, I was. Why not just make an original film if you're going to change everything? Why bother wrecking (IMHO) someone else' work?

    So I'm not too excited about this. I can't wait to see what "improvements" they'll make.

    If they like the book so much that they have to altered everything... well I'm beating a dead horse.

    1. Re:Noooooo! by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Seeing how Hollywood treats most novels, I was actually pleased with LOTR; far more than with Hitchhiker's Guide, and that one the book's author actually worked on (until he died anyway). I mean, Marvin didn't complain about the pain down the diodes in his left leg even once, and he ddn't kill any police cruisers by depressing them to th epoint of suicide.

      Don't get me started on I Robot. Somebody needs to go to prison for murdering that book.

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  28. My thoughts... by east+coast · · Score: 1

    At one point I heard that Jackson said he could make a 40 hour adoption of The Hobbit. While it could be done it certainly wouldn't entertain today's audience.

    Instead I think that the second film should be an "off adventure" not written by Tolkien but rather a modernized epic. It would be Bilbo looking for some obscure treasure of a distant relative where he pairs up with Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern and Eddie Murphy (Sorry, but with the passing of Bruno Kirby and Jack Palance I just can't find a suitable third). They would go to Mirkwood in search of this treasure, hilarity will ensue.

    It will be called The Shire Slickers: Curley's Midget Brother's Silver Horde.

    Hey, Pete, if you're reading this give me a call. I have a million ideas. Really.

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    1. Re:My thoughts... by Floritard · · Score: 1

      and Eddie Murphy (Sorry... Yes, you should be.
    2. Re:My thoughts... by Steauengeglase · · Score: 1

      Stop it! Some decision maker may not understand the concept of sarcasm.

    3. Re:My thoughts... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      ...Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern and Eddie Murphy...

      Actually, I've been taken to understand that Chris Rock has taken over the funny-misfit-black-guy roles lately.

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    4. Re:My thoughts... by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've been taken to understand that Chris Rock has taken over the funny-misfit-black-guy roles lately.

      Well, what I like about Eddie is his ability to switch from serious to funny so effectively. Truly the man's core talent.

      And consider: With his roles in the Shrek franchise... Oh my, what was I thinking? SHREK! Good Lord, I've forgotten all about this element. I need to get back to my writing table and my storyboards. We can combine Shrek with The Hobbit in some way. We can have lunch boxes, video games and Happy Meal toys from this. The endless string of straight-to-DVD cartoons will be worth it to the studios alone. We've got a winner here. Get Hollywood on the phone!

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    5. Re:My thoughts... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Damn it, shouldn't you be out on the picket lines?

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  29. LOTR actors by syrinx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't think Ian Holm will be able to be cast as Bilbo... they made him look younger for a brief shot in LOTR, but from what I remember it involved stretching the skin on his face, etc, and wouldn't be workable for a full movie.

    Ian McKellen and Andy Serkis I believe have both said they'd be very interested in coming back for a Hobbit movie as Gandalf and Gollum. The only other cross-over character bookwise would be Elrond; I don't know if Hugo Weaving has said anything one way or the other. (I suppose there was some guy in the FOTR movie who was ostensibly Gloin at the council scene, but I don't think anyone would notice if he came back or not...)

    They could sneak in cameos from other actors I suppose; there's nothing saying Legolas wasn't hanging out with his father in the Elves' home in Mirkwood. I don't know that I want Legolas showing up at the Battle of Five Armies to surf on an eagle shooting down wargs though.

    (Hey, so about 7 years in between accepted Slashdot submissions. Roland, I'm catching up!)

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    1. Re:LOTR actors by Convector · · Score: 1

      Isn't Aragorn like 10 years old at the time of The Hobbit. They might show chibi-Viggo scampering around Rivendell. On second thought, it's probably best not to picture that.

    2. Re:LOTR actors by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      I think that the job done on Richard Dreyfuss in "Mr Hollands Opus" worked quite well and I don't see why a similar approach wouldn't work for Ian Holm as Bilbo.

      Too many cameos would be silly but a few well chosen ones here and there would be very cool.

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    3. Re:LOTR actors by pokerdad · · Score: 1

      I don't think Ian Holm will be able to be cast as Bilbo...

      While you are probably right, PJ seems to like doing things the hard way; I wouldn't be shocked if PJ cast Holmes then used a digital mask to de-age him. (I'm not predicting this, I just wouldn't be shocked by it)

      Also, I agree with you that nobody knows or cares who played Gloin in FotR which makes it perfectly sensibly to cast John Rhys-Davies. (do the make-up a little different perhaps)

    4. Re:LOTR actors by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      IIRC Aragon is 90 by the time the Fellowship gets going in LOTR, but that's about 90 years after The Hobbit. So he'd be a baby.

    5. Re:LOTR actors by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      I don't think Ian Holm will be able to be cast as Bilbo... they made him look younger for a brief shot in LOTR, but from what I remember it involved stretching the skin on his face, etc, and wouldn't be workable for a full movie.

      There is the digital de-aging stuff they did for Patrick Steward and Ian McKellan in X-Men 3. Don't know how well it work work for a whole movie though...

  30. Re:STOP MAKING FREAKIN PREQUELS by SirMeliot · · Score: 1

    Uh, you do know it's not a prequel in the Lucas sense don't you? The Hobbit was written first. They just happened to film the sequels first (More $$ I guess).

  31. good, might as well ruin the Hobbit too by EllynGeek · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Might as well ruin all of Tolkein's books with omissions, ridiculous embellishments, and seriously stupid stuff- nothing like having the complete set.

    Dear Mr. Jackson, here's a free hint: trust the story. You are no Tolkein- every time you deviated from Tolkein's books for LOTR you added stupidity and detracted from the story. Don't write- just film the book. Thank you.

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    1. Re:good, might as well ruin the Hobbit too by mark-t · · Score: 1

      In the transition to film, a lot of material must inevitably get left out. In leaving out that material, you end up creating gaps in continuity, so you need to make other changes so that the film retains continuity with itself. LotR is a HUGE book... epic, even... so a lot of stuff had to get left out, and a proportional number of changes had to be made to accommodate it. I suspect about the only way to do a movie that was a significantly more accurate representation of the story would be to make one that was at least two or three times as long as what Jackson already did.

    2. Re:good, might as well ruin the Hobbit too by Yunzil · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't write- just film the book. Thank you.

      Yes, because there's nothing the general audience adores more than a 20 hour movie, of which 15 hours are shots of people walking, accented by the occasional 2 hour Ent song.

    3. Re:good, might as well ruin the Hobbit too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Don't write- just film the book"

      Why not just pick it up at a bookstore? That would certainly cause less eye strain.

    4. Re:good, might as well ruin the Hobbit too by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1

      Maybe when he said "film the book", he really meant it. Just put a camera on the book itself and turn a page every five minutes until it's over.

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    5. Re:good, might as well ruin the Hobbit too by smellotron · · Score: 1

      Maybe when he said "film the book", he really meant it. Just put a camera on the book itself and turn a page every five minutes until it's over.

      Hey hey, who said anything about opening the book?

    6. Re:good, might as well ruin the Hobbit too by bziman · · Score: 1

      /don't write- just film the book. Thank you./

      Yes, because there's nothing the general audience adores more than a 20 hour movie, of which 15 hours are shots of people walking, accented by the occasional 2 hour Ent song.

      Dammit, yes, WE want a 20 hour movie with a two hour Ent song. For you, they made "Eragon" and "Dumb and Dumber". Let US have a movie for a change.

    7. Re:good, might as well ruin the Hobbit too by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Ha, that's even better than Kaufman reading The Great Gatsby :)

    8. Re:good, might as well ruin the Hobbit too by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      Dammit, yes, WE want a 20 hour movie with a two hour Ent song.

      No WE don't. YOU and the 3 other people in your Tolkien fan group maybe.

      For you, they made "Eragon" and "Dumb and Dumber".

      No, for me they made Lord of the Rings, only without most of the crap I don't like in the books. :)

  32. I wonder who will replace... by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 1

    ...Arwen as the completely pointless character he wastes a good half hour of film time on?
    The novel The Hobbit was written for children. I bet the film isn't.

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    1. Re:I wonder who will replace... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      ...Arwen as the completely pointless character he wastes a good half hour of film time on?

      I guess it's a matter of preference. I don't recall all of the details of the books, but I found Arwen was a good character to allow some exposition about the elves, as well as giving Aragorn a love interest. YMMV of course, but I didn't find her too bad of an addition.

      The novel The Hobbit was written for children. I bet the film isn't.

      Likely not -- certainly, the battle scenes and the like in the LOTR films aren't really intended for children. At this point, the target market is everyone who read the books as a kid and has fond memories of it.

      The films definitely aren't kids movies, and, out of necessity they have to deviate from the books somewhat. That doesn't mean I won't be seeing The Hobbit in theaters and buying it on DVD. =)

      Cheers
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    2. Re:I wonder who will replace... by east+coast · · Score: 1

      The novel The Hobbit was written for children. I bet the film isn't.

      If adults can be entertained with Harry Potter than there is more than enough meat to satisfy them in any Tolkien writing, even The Hobbit.

      And I really don't see The Hobbit as a children's book on today's criteria. I would stand The Hobbit up against any Potter book or even all of them for that matter. Fairy tales, in general, have become a watered down version of themselves. Tolkien comes from an era when violence and villany could be relied on without having to make up some half-assed play on morality at the end to keep the Washington wives placated. There will be plenty to fill in the time without having to resort to Pixar tactics.

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    3. Re:I wonder who will replace... by westlake · · Score: 1
      Tolkien comes from an era when violence and villany could be relied on without having to make up some half-assed play on morality at the end

      I would have to say that an explicitly Christian sense of sin and evil is no less the core of Tolkien than it is of C.S. Lewis.

  33. Re:STOP MAKING FREAKIN PREQUELS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please do not rant on subjects you have no clue on. There has always been a prequel to LOTR, it is called "The Hobbit". Perhaps if you closed your mouth, breathed through your nose, and then realized there are these wonderful things called books, and in general, are better than their on screen translations, you might actually have something insightful to say.

  34. Re:STOP MAKING FREAKIN PREQUELS by Abreu · · Score: 1

    "Oh BTW, Clone Wars". There is lots of things in the Hobbit that are worthwhile to do in WETA-enhanced cinema
    How about:

    1- Oh BTW, the Black Forest
    2- Oh BTW, escape from the Goblin King
    3- Oh BTW, Beorn the Bear-man
    4- Oh BTW, the Battle of the Five Armies
    5- Oh BTW, A FRIGGIN' HUGE, EVIL DRAGON! ... Did I mention A FRIGGIN' HUGE, EVIL DRAGON!?
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  35. Is anyone else scared by this? by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 1

    No, not Jackson + Hobbit, but the unnamed sequel bit. Once Hollywood and the content mafiaa get their claws into it, I can see "Hobbit: Vengance" starring Bruce Willis. The tag line, "More explosive action than any other Middle Earth movie EVER!!!!". Shudder.

                  -Charlie

    1. Re:Is anyone else scared by this? by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      "I can see "Hobbit: Vengance" starring Bruce Willis. The tag line, "More explosive action than any other Middle Earth movie EVER!!!!"."

      If that's the case they would have signed Michael Bay to produce the sequel!

      --
      If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
    2. Re:Is anyone else scared by this? by cozziewozzie · · Score: 1

      That actually sounds great.

      What I'm worried about is "Hobbit vs. Predator. In the dark!", made by Uwe Boll.

    3. Re:Is anyone else scared by this? by rk · · Score: 1

      I'm gonna hold out for "Hobbits on an Airplane", myself.

  36. Saumel L Jackson? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Funny
    Was I the only one who was worried that the title was referring to Michael Jackson?

    For some reason, I initially thought of Samuel L Jackson. Wouldn't that be interesting? "Get away from the gemstone Mother F*cker!"

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    1. Re:Saumel L Jackson? by Anarchitektur · · Score: 1

      SLJ doing the voice for Smaug would be well worth the price of admission.

    2. Re:Saumel L Jackson? by tyme · · Score: 3, Funny

      shouldn't that be: "What have I got in my pocket, Mother F*cker!?"

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    3. Re:Saumel L Jackson? by ZJVavrek · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine Sam Jackson's Gollum, though? Bilbo wouldn't stand a chance.

      "Please, give me my ring back."
      "Which one is it?"
      "It's the one that says Bad Ass Motherfucker on it."


      It's not like Bilbo can read the black speech to tell if he's lying or not.

    4. Re:Saumel L Jackson? by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1

      Mmm! This is a tasty mushroom!

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    5. Re:Saumel L Jackson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elvish, motherf*cker! Do you speak it!?

    6. Re:Saumel L Jackson? by ross.w · · Score: 1

      What about:
      "Get these Motherf*#king orcs out of my motherf*#king cave!"

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    7. Re:Saumel L Jackson? by BodhiCat · · Score: 1

      For some reason, I initially thought of Samuel L Jackson.

      "The path of the righteous hobbit is beset on all sides by the inequities of selfish dwarves and the tyrrany of evil orcs. Blessed is he who in the name of the Shire and good magic leads the weak through the darkness of Moria. For he is truly of the fellowship and the finder of lost rings. And I will strike down upon thee with furious anger he who seeks to harm a hobbit, and you will know my name is Gandalf when I hit my staff upon thy head."

  37. This would make the BEST sequel ever by hellfire · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn came up with the best idea for a LotR sequel EVAR! Maybe this is what they mean? :)

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=EqMV_3JusXY

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  39. Comical dwarves? by uuxququex · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Do you remember that the dwarf was modified to bring comic relief to the movies? That alone grinds against a few nerves, don't you think?

    What was Jackson thinking there? "Hey, let's make an epic movie, based on an epic novel. And why not change the complete character of one of the key players?"

    I do understand that a movie is not a book, really. But this is not only unnecessary but it is annoying.

    1. Re:Comical dwarves? by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What was Jackson thinking there? "Hey, let's make an epic movie, based on an epic novel. And why not change the complete character of one of the key players?"

      He was thinking, "Goddamn, this Tolkien guy needed to get laid. This whole thing is one giant sausage-fest, and ol' J.R.R.'s idea of comic relief appears to have been, well, Tom Bombadil. If I'm going to bring these stories to a wider audience, which I have to do in order to justify the production costs needed to do justice to the material, I'm obviously going to have to tweak a few things. I can have turn Gimli into a goofball and have Arwen save Frodo, or everything else about the production is going to suck. Gee. What do I do here?"

    2. Re:Comical dwarves? by uuxququex · · Score: 1
      I don't understand your argument. Are you telling me that you wouldn't go see the movie until you heard that there was a comical dwarf in it?

      The way I see it, the trilogy would have been a hit anyway. The hordes of geeks would see it just because, and the general populace would see it as an adventure movie with amazing special effects.

      I mean, if people go see the horribly made (on so many levels) Star Wars movies, they sure would go see the LotR trilogy.

    3. Re:Comical dwarves? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you do have to admit Tolkien really, really needed to get laid.

    4. Re:Comical dwarves? by emjoi_gently · · Score: 1

      The book is full of Comical Dwarves.
      I hope they don't remove that humour from the movie.

    5. Re:Comical dwarves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand your argument. Are you telling me that you wouldn't go see the movie until you heard that there was a comical dwarf in it?

      I would've. Other people wouldn't have.

      Remember what made Titanic the #1-grossing movie of its era... 13-year-old girls. If you film a sausage-fest with no identifiable female protagonists and nothing to laugh at -- the latter being basic storytelling tech known to the Greeks but apparently not to Tolkien -- you will not recoup the $400M you spent making the films.

      Jackson had to walk a fine tightrope between geek appeal and popular appeal. You can argue about how successful he was, but the one thing every rational Tolkien fan can agree on is that they could've been way, way worse.

  40. Some half-serious sequel material. by EricTheGreen · · Score: 1
    Even though my gag reflex is kicking in hard at the thought of some nebulous sequel to the Hobbit being made, there is some potential ground he could cover that might not completely suck:

    • Aragorn's backstory, his upbringing and pre-LOTR adventures (I can see the tagline now: "Aragorn...The Thorongil Years!" ((shudder)). Plenty of potential for hack-n-slash, plus more gooeyness for the romantic types when Arwen enters the picture.
    • Balin's ultimately-doomed attempt to re-establish Khazad-Dum
    • The various goings-on of the White Council...elves and wizards and rings, oh my! More hack-and-slash goodness, especially if he films the expulsion of Sauron from Dol Guldur.
    • Some cobbled-together bits on how Frodo came to be Bilbo's ward and heir.


    Maybe I should whip a quick script proposal together...

    The death-by-pastiche potential of such a movie is off the charts. But I'd (grudgingly) take any/all of them over some "elves at Helm's Deep"-style, ego-driven plot lunacy he arrives at from whole-cloth.
  41. Perhaps... by Lord_Pain · · Score: 1

    The Hobbit is being split into two movies.
    There are two things going for this idea.

    1 - You do not water down the story as much when you have more screen time to work with.

    2 - The LOTR has proven that people will clamor to watch a second part if the first was awesome. Thus more profit!

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  42. meanwhile, somewhere near Alderan... by osjedi · · Score: 1

    What is it?
      I have felt a disturbance in the force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in joy...

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  43. King Kong by Floritard · · Score: 1

    Wait, so no King Kong 2? C'mon, Zombie Kong! How much cooler would that be!?

    1. Re:King Kong by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      "How much cooler would that be!?"

      Not quite as cool as Zombie Kong 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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  44. Typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    But, then again, money is money (especially when it's LOTRS of money).
    Fixed ;)
  45. Minor addition by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "Fortunately, your opinion is only shared by a small minority who will pay to see the film anyways, as well as buy every version of the DVDS."

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  46. Awesome! by corifornia2 · · Score: 0

    We'll get to see Frodo and Sams love bloom.

  47. wow by Kranfer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, Peter jackson looks like he lost about 890572349087 pounds. Good for him. As for The Hobbit... Geeze, get a move on, I wanna see it yesterday already!

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  48. Michael Jackson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That wouldn't make sense. He died a few months ago. What's he gonna do, play a wight or ringwraith? Those things weren't in The Hobbit!

  49. LOTR sequel by conureman · · Score: 1

    For a moment I dared to hope that the sequel that the headline referred to was "The Scouring of the Shire", which IMNSHO was the very best part of the whole story. I can only begin to dread what sort of sequel they are going to excrete. "Ewok Adventure" comes to mind. I suppose that the wholesale replacement of the Tom Bombadil/Barrow Wight bit with Aragorn dumping a butcher's roll of surplus cutlery on the table can be excused as a film adaptation neccessity, but I thought that was pretty harsh as well.

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  50. Quite the opposite by CaseyB · · Score: 1

    The biggest change Jackson made in The Fellowship of the Ring was to remove an incredibly annoying, pointless character that could only appeal to little kids.

    In this way, he is the anti-Lucas.

  51. There's a reason that a sequel was not named here by soupcan58 · · Score: 1

    Jackson said months ago in an article I read (I'll have to go back to find it, I think it was in an interview with IGN) saying that the story of "The Hobbit" wouldn't be able to fit within a two or so hour film, and do the original source material justice. This leads to him saying it would be a pair of films for the hobbit, not one single film. Personally, I think that would be the best move. The story can be complex in spots, and I could see where the story could be split into two films. So, in my opinion, it's either that, or we're looking at one of the other Stories from Middle Earth.

  52. If they're going to make up a new sequel... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    ... they might as well have the soundtrack performed by Led Zeppelin.

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    1. Re:If they're going to make up a new sequel... by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ... they might as well have the soundtrack performed by Led Zeppelin.

      You mean like

      The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath,
      The drums will shake the castle wall, the ring wraiths ride in black, Ride on.

      Sing as you raise your bow, shoot straighter than before.
      No comfort has the fire at night that lights the face so cold.

      Oh dance in the dark of night, Sing to the morning light.
      The magic runes are writ in gold to bring the balance back. Bring it back.

      At last the sun is shining, The clouds of blue roll by,
      With flames from the dragon of darkness, the sunlight blinds his eyes.
      or how about

      Mine's a tale that can't be told, my freedom I hold dear.
      How years ago in days of old, when magic filled the air.
      T'was in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair.
      But Gollum, and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her, her, her....yeah.
      Yes, I'm a Zeppelin fan. So sue me.

      -mcgrew
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    2. Re:If they're going to make up a new sequel... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

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    3. Re:If they're going to make up a new sequel... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Darn you Gollum. Darn you to HECK!

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  53. hmmmMMMMmm... by bforsse · · Score: 1

    Peter Jackson and New Line playing nice again?!? Maybe this means that we will actually see a Blu-Ray set of LOTR at some point. They must have heard me desperately clicking the reload button with the hope that one day it would be real

  54. Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good god, hasn't Peter Jackson ruined enough Tolkien for one lifetime?

  55. I am wondering whats really going on with him by zymano · · Score: 1

    Pete Jackson may have become stereotyped for that genre and may not be able to get funding for his other ventures.

    King Kong to me was disapointing.

    1. Re:I am wondering whats really going on with him by dwye · · Score: 1

      > King Kong to me was disapointing.

      Screw you and your disappointment, what were the grosses from it? I googled, and it looks like $600 million worldwide. Not the expected $1 billion, but it probably made its nut, and moreso.

      Hollywood doesn't care about art (at least in the big pictures) but box office (and sometimes other ancilliary rights, after Lucas became independently Croesus from keeping the Star Wars merchandising rights). After all, they are in the movie *business*, not the movie non-profit organization(s).

  56. MODS ON CRACK by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

    Who modded parent troll? And who pissed in moderator's cereal this morning?

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  57. director? by hot_wasabi · · Score: 1

    Let us hope that Mr. Jackson has the wisdom to hire himself as the director!

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  58. Dissapointed by conureman · · Score: 1

    I think I speak for a minority far smaller than .01%, however I plan to be just as disappointed as before when I go see it anyway. If I had not read the books, I think the movies would have been fine. The only one that was done right was the extended edition DVD of FOTR. Would that that were made into a theatrical print for the Art House circuit.

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  59. Re:is this a good idea? by EllynGeek · · Score: 0, Troll

    Strayed from the path? More like fell off completely. He couldn't resist tarting up a story that does not need tarting up. He totally wasted Cate Blanchett, Arwen's floating dreamy head was totally pointless, the stupidass dwarf toss, Aragorn's idiotic unintelligible manly whisper, making Gollum talk like Donald Duck, Pipping finds the Palantir in a freaking stream?? WTF was that? Certainly much less exciting than steaking it from Gandalf as he slept... and on and on...

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  60. Bookish sequels by JBMcB · · Score: 1

    There is TONs of material with which to make a sequel, or prequel, or whatever. There's The Silmarillion, jammed with history and various tales. The recently published The Children of Húrin, recounting the very early history of Middle Earth. They could go into detail about the attack on Dol Guldur, which took place during the Hobbit.

    The one thing Peter Jackson doesn't have to worry about is lack of stories set in Middle Earth, the biggest job is to choose which one.

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    1. Re:Bookish sequels by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      I thought The Children of Húrin was a very interesting read. I hope that's the "sequel" they're thinking of.

  61. DO NOT WANT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jackson fails it; it is Tolkien.

    Box full of AIDS.

    God, help me out here guys, there's not enough disparaging internet memes to throw at this horrible creature; this servant of Morgoth.

    Maybe you clueless fools who thought his Parody of the Rings were good movies will be happy, but by Eru, I will not stand to see Thorin replaced with Arwen for no reason - Bombur turned into an anorexic - Bard turned into nothing more than comic relief - and the Wood Elf King turned into a goddamned ninja.

    Don't even say a word, because you know that's exactly what he has planned.

    I'm sorry, JRR, but maybe we can hook up some wires to your coffin - your spinning about in your grave should solve the world's power crisis for years to come.

    1. Re:DO NOT WANT. by sm62704 · · Score: 1
      Maybe you clueless fools who thought his Parody of the Rings were good movies will be happy

      I loved the Harvard Lampoon's Bored of the Rings .

      "He would have finished him off then and there, but pity stayed his hand. It's a pity I've run out of bullets, he thought, as he went back up the tunnel..."
      My favorite characters of course were Frito and Dildo Buggers.

      -mcgrew
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    2. Re:DO NOT WANT. by Darby · · Score: 1

      My favorite characters of course were Frito and Dildo Buggers.

      Oh come now, what about Legolamb and his constant molestation of woodland creatures ;-)

  62. TFA, apparently sucks, read the BBC story by captainjaroslav · · Score: 4, Informative

    I say "apparently" because TFA is actually blocked where I am right now, but the most common questions people seem to be asking in this discussion are:

    1) "Sequel, WTF?"

    and

    2)"Will Ian McKellen return as Gandalf?"

    According to this article:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7150644.stm
    the answers are:

    1) No, there will not be a sequel based on some new not-created-by-Tolkien story, The Hobbit will be two movies.

    2) Yes.

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    1. Re:TFA, apparently sucks, read the BBC story by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 1

      You could do it as two movies. Just put the divider when they are down, down in goblin town. That's a pretty climactic point in the the book and the death of the great goblin would lend itself to a nice big happy melodramatic ending.

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    2. Re:TFA, apparently sucks, read the BBC story by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Or when Bilbo fights off the spiders in Mirkwood.

  63. Um... No. There is a slight difference... by Etherwalk · · Score: 3, Informative

    > all of the changes I noticed were done for time.

    Look at the kind of language used. For example:

    "I will kill you if you touch him."

    "You fool. No man can kill me. Die, now."

    "I am no man. AAaaagggh!"

    comes from, limiting myself almost exclusively to dialog:

    `Begone, fould dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!'

    `Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless eye.'

    `Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may.'

    `Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!'

    Then Merry heard of all sounds, in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Dernhelm laughed, and the clear voice was like the ring of steel. `But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Eowyn I am, Eomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.'

    comes from, in truth:

    Then out of the blackness in his mind he thought that he heard Dernhelm speaking; yet now the voice seemed strange, recalling some other voice that he had known.

    `Begone, fould dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!'

    `Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless eye.'

    A sword rang as it was drawn. `Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may.'

    `Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!'

    Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Dernhelm laughed, and the clear voice was like the ring of steel. `But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Eowyn I am, Eomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For loving or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.'

    The winged creature screamed at her, but the Ringwraith made no answer, and was silent, as if in sudden doubt. Very amazement for a moment conquered Merry's fear. He opened his eyes and the blackness was lifted from them. There some paces from him sat the great beast, and all seemed dark about it, and above it loomed the Nazgul Lord like a shadow of despair. A little to the left facing them stood she whom he had called Dernhelm. But the helm of her secrecy had fallen from her, and her bright hair, released from its bonds, gleamed with pale gold upon her shoulders. Her eyes grey as the sea were hard and fell, and yet tears were on her cheek. A sword was in her hand, and she raised her shield against the horror of her enemy's eyes.

    Eowyn it was, and Dernhelm also. For into Merry's mind flashed the memory of the face that he saw at the riding from Dunharrow: the face of one that goes seeking death, having no hope. Pity filled his heart and great wonder, and suddenly the slow-kindled courage of his race awoke. He clenched his hand. She should not die, so fair, so desperate! At least she should not die alone, unaided.

    The face of their enemy was not turned towards him, but still he hardly dared to move, dreading lest the deadly eyes should fall on him. Slowly, slowly he began to crawl aside; but the Black Captain, in doubt and malice intent upon the woman before him, heeded him no more than a worm in the mud.

    Suddenly the great beast beat its hideous wings, and the wind of them was foul. Again it leaped into the air, and then swiftly fell down upon Eowyn, shrieking, striking with beak and claw.

    Still she did not blench: maiden of the Rohirrim, child of kings, slender but as a steel-blade, fair but terrible. A swift stroke she dealt, skilled and deadly. The outstretched neck she clove asunder, and the hewn head fell like a stone. Backward she sprang as the huge sh

  64. Who owns the movie rights to a non-book sequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I understand how the rights to LotR and the Hobbit have been passed around, but wouldn't the Tolkien estate have to grant rights for a movie to be made out of material not in the books.

    Example: If they wanted to make Silmarillion (god forbid) into a movie, they would have to obtain those rights. Why is it okay to just make a story up in Middle Earth and film it?

    1. Re:Who owns the movie rights to a non-book sequel? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Odd, but a dog-eared thirty year old paperback copy of Return of the King is on my desk in front of me (44th printing, March 1974), and there is a photo of Tolkien on the back with the caption "This paperback edition, and no other, has been published with my consent and co-operation. Those who approve of courtesy (at least) to living authors will purchase it, and no other." -J.R.R.Tolkien

      The emphasis is mine. I realize that Tolkien was British, but here in the US copyright is supposed to exist in order that authors will bring new works into the world that will later fall into the public domain. I see no way for Mr. Tolkien to write any more books; in this world, at least.

      I also see no reason why a completely new work should be covered by copyright of an existing work unless it lifted parts of the old book, but of course IANAL (thank God).

      -mcgrew

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    2. Re:Who owns the movie rights to a non-book sequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds fine and all, but why can't any studio/producer start making films about Middle Earth then? I suspect they can't.

      Call me crazy, but if I released a movie tomorrow about a bunch of hobbits in Middle Earth (all original material, of course), New Line, Warner Bros, and the Tolkien estate would all sick their lawyers on me.

    3. Re:Who owns the movie rights to a non-book sequel? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I suspect you're right.

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  65. I've got a bad feeling about this. by Steauengeglase · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The press release says that he will be the Executive Producer, not Director, so effectively he has only agreed to place his rubber stamper on the film and I'm sure he is contractually obligated to say that it is a magnificent film no matter what MGM/New Line have made. I can only imagine that New Line must have had him legally nailed to the wall when "settling" over the previous films). Sadly, this means there is nothing to keep these movies from being directed by committee. Unless he directs them I expect nothing to crap.

    1. Re:I've got a bad feeling about this. by Steauengeglase · · Score: 1

      -er nothing but crap, though I'm sure it will leave me with an empty feeling.

    2. Re:I've got a bad feeling about this. by east+coast · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I can understand where you're coming from I can't help but think that with the success of LotRs that the cookie cutter is now set in stone. Regardless of Jackson's involvement in the new movies there is likely to be little deviation from the overall look and feel of the trilogy as long as New Line has their hooks in it.

      Whether this is a good thing or not depends on what camp you come from. All things being equal, little has an opportunity to change as far as the end product. Even if Jackson were to direct and he had a new outlook on Middle Earth I doubt it would get past the execs without a fight, and in that fight the winner would be decided by the golden rule. Jackson wouldn't stand a chance of persuading New Line.

      In all honesty I would feel comfortable in re-reading The Hobbit and telling people outright what would and would not be in the film. The first three has set a road map for the next two. While I'll go to see them I'm guessing it's going to be visually appealing but the story is going to be a meager shell of the book.

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    3. Re:I've got a bad feeling about this. by nagora · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Unless he directs them I expect nothing to crap.

      Well, his first three attempts at adapting a fantasy book were crap, so maybe there's a chance this time if he can keep his talentless-hack hands off the script.

      "You know what the Hobbit needs, lads?"

      "No, Peter, what?"

      "More fight scenes. I think we could skip the whole Mirkwood thing and get straight to Dale and have four hours of hack and slash. Whattyasay?"

      "We'd say 'Fuck off, Peter'."

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  66. Thank the bomb that is the Golden Compass by SengirV · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yes, I know this has been in the works for quite some time now. But the bomb of the anti-Christian Golden Compass was the final straw to get this green lighted. Gee, the 1st movie in a trilogy about killing God from a devout anti-Christian writer, all in time for Christmas. One wonders what is the consistency of the cottage cheese sloshing around between the ears of New Line's Bob Shaye.

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  67. Remake by conureman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Frankly, I just hope I live long enough to see the next remake. Maybe some one could just sort of adapt the books, with some minor abridgement, and not ruin the story.

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  68. Re:is this a good idea? by Rakarra · · Score: 1
    making Gollum talk like Donald Duck

    I honestly don't see the problem here.

    Pipping finds the Palantir in a freaking stream?? WTF was that? Certainly much less exciting than steaking it from Gandalf as he slept.

    Did we watch the same movie? Here's how it went:

    *) In the book, Pippin picks up the Palantir from the waters of Isengard after Wormtongue throws it at Gandalf (or Saruman, it's hinted that he couldn't decide which wizard to chuck it at). In the movie, Saruman drops it when he is shot. In both cases it's picked up by Pippin after it falls into the water and is quickly confiscated by Gandalf.
    *) In the book, Pippin steals the palantir while Gandalf is sleeping and puts a stone in its place. In the movie, Pippin steals the palantir and puts a round jug in its place.

    You could make a strong case for why a few changes in the movie were unnecessary, but the palantir example isn't one of them.

  69. More Like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    First movie. The Hobbit: There And Back
    Second movie. The Hobbit: Again

  70. Re:is this a good idea? by christurkel · · Score: 1

    In book form I found The Two Towers booooring but the film version was great.

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  71. Battle of Bywater by conureman · · Score: 1

    No, sadly, the director chose not to film the dramatic conclusion to the book. If i had believed this was possible, I could have saved the price of the extended DVD. Sort of leaves the field wide-open for a proper re-make. As soon as the current "rights" expire, perhaps some one will come forward to do that. "Third time's the charm".

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    1. Re:Battle of Bywater by Iowan41 · · Score: 1

      Unquestionably the screen play for LOTR needs a complete rewrite. Cut what Jackson added, return some of what he cut. Restore the proper personalities and characters to Aragon, Faramir, Denethor and Gimli. Restore the most important part, which brings the whole point home: The Scouring of the Shire. No, Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh cannot write better than Tolkien. More suspense, where Tolkien had suspense, and fewer silly "car chases".

  72. I'd rather not by Yurka · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Unless Jackson is able to completely redo his visual style (and/or the way of thinking) for this project, I would not call this a good idea. "Hobbit" and "LOTR", even though separated in time by only several dozen years, evoke completely different feelings - with the former still staged inside a fairy tale, a time of wonders, while the latter is a clinical account of the fading of the Age; and since Jackson completely nailed that one, I find it hard to believe that the all-important overall tone is going to be adequate for the "Hobbit" project. He's going to film another installment of the same movie, and no mistake.

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  73. ONE BILLION DOLLARS TO RULE THEM ALL by peter303 · · Score: 3, Funny

    One billion to find them,
    On billion to take them all,
    And in the contracts bind them ...

    In the studios, where the lawyers lie.

  74. More Gay Hobbits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could turn Tolkien's tomb into a gyroscope.

  75. Smaug Re:How many versions will we see of this by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

    It'd be nice if he followed the looks of the Smaug in the old animated movie. He was "original" enough to be LOTRish with the cat/wolf hairy appearance, but stereotypically dragon enough to be cool and identifiable. http://www.thehobbit-movie-buzz.com/photos/44/smaug-the-dragon-from-the-hobbit-animated.php Despite loving the movies and books... i had problems with about half of the monsters in LOTR being disappointing. I'm of the mind that monsters should be more cool than ugly, and more menacing than plain disgusting. The Uruk-hai were too apelike(?) or something and were generally gross. Maybe it was just the actors that moved like apes for all the orcs... i dunno, many didn't seem orcish to me very much. Some were cooler than others (the more monstrous ones were extremely cool)... but things like 90% of gums showing instead of teeth on the Uruk-hai's snarl were just nasty/annoying. Like the following would have been good if not for the gums: http://geekspeak.org/articles/comic_con_2004_the_show/weta_uruk-hai_220x293.jpg The fell beasts were too ugly and eel-like or something instead of being more dragon-like. Gothmog (I think the name of the white orc with elephantitis, elephantitis???, in the movie) was just too disgusting despite having a slick demeanor. The oliphaunts, Gollum, etc. were very cool at least. The ringwraiths were VERY cool... they made up for all the effects that I disagreed with. Oh, and the Balrog was perfect, too! The WitchKing looking badass here, and even the winged beasty looks good at this angle. It may have been more of their movements that made them too eel-like. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/Fellbeast.jpg

  76. Ian Holm? by jgoemat · · Score: 1

    Not sure if it would be possible to nab Iam Holm as Bilbo, but here's hoping.

    He's a little old to play the younger Bilbo. I think it would be as awkward as the old lady acting in the flashbacks during 'Grandma Does Dallas'... "Did you just get out of the bath? Why all the wrinkles?"

  77. Re:Um... No. There is a slight difference... by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

    dr;tl

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  78. All George Lucas' fault by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

    See what he did? Because of him, we're scared of _ANY_ sequel. DAmn yoU Jar Jar!!!!!1

  79. Blech by sexconker · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Nothing about Tolkien is special.
    He just goes on and on and on and on with random names and excessive hyperbole.

    If I wanted more convoluted, pointless, "epic" tales of elves, dwarfs, and various magical items, I would go back to playing World of Warcraft.

    1. Re:Blech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest you find a roll of tin foil to play with since your attention spans seems to be equivalent to a peanut.

  80. The Hobbit would be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My favorite part of the entire series of books was when the hobbits came home and found the Shire taken over by evil and they lead a revolt to get their land back. LotR -- Book 6 - Chapter 8 - The Scouring of the Shire.

    Would love to see one final movie to actually complete the books with the retaking of the Shire.

  81. LOTR on broadway! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm waiting for a smeagol variety show.

  82. Best place for the cliff-hanger? by Thrail · · Score: 1

    I think the first film should end after Bilbo successfully saves the Dwarves in "Flies and Spiders", only to have them all fall captive to the Wood Elf King shortly thereafter. It's a good climax -> cliffhanger moment.

    I agree with other assessments that the Jackson's darker visualization (remember he came from making horror flicks) was a good fit for the epic LOTR but might not succeed with the less-realistic Faerie-land style of "The Hobbit".

    Right: Beorn is more friendly than frightening (perhaps until the Battle of 5 Armies).
    Wrong: 30 minutes spent flashing back to the dungeons of the Necromancer (Sauron).

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  83. Re:STOP MAKING FREAKIN PREQUELS by sm62704 · · Score: 1

    Hey, you forgot something -

    A FRIGGIN' HUGE, EVIL DRAGON!

    -mcgrew

    ps: so did I, namely slashdot's friggin lameness filter gets in the way of such good comedy gold I could scream

    Oh wait, no I can't because Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted. Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING

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  84. Peter Jackson's Weight Loss by StefanJ · · Score: 1

    Actually, he's split himself into two people, each of which will be able to devote his full creative and directorial energies to one of the Hobbit films.

  85. Force Of Hobbit by topgeek · · Score: 1

    Now nerds and geeks have renewed vigor for life and a reason to go on living!

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  86. The Virgin Alarm is silent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your virginity is quite secure.

  87. Jackson? He can't do suspense! by Iowan41 · · Score: 1

    One of the worst things about the movies, apart from his changing the nature of some characters because he disagrees with Tolkien's beliefs, was that he can't do suspense. He has to replace it with gore. Let's find a competent director, please.

  88. Right by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe some one could just sort of adapt the books, with some minor abridgement, I look forward to your 32 hour spectacular.
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  89. Kvetching: Aragorn and Faramir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, this must be the kvetching thread...

    I can fully appreciate some of the decisions made in bringing the books to the screen. For the movies, Tom Bombadil would be a distraction at best. The scouring of the Shire could have been great cinema by itself, but just wouldn't have fit well with the rest of an already long trilogy*. Arwen's larger role in the movies was necessary for obvious reasons. Many smaller changes and omissions not disturbing at all. I didn't even notice most of them at first, although it's hard to stay "in the moment" with the references to dwarf-tossing.

    So, I have only two major gripes, both of them from The Two Towers: Aragorn being dragged off a cliff, and the treatment of Faramir. These bothered me enough that I skipped going to the third movie in the theater. Later, I regretted that as RoTK was closer to the book, or at least the extended edition DVD was.

    On Aragorn: Why the whole lost-off-the-cliff sub-plot at all? I occasionally ruminate on this or discuss it with friends, but so far nobody has come up with a convincing justification.

    On Faramir: Several problems, all related to his conversion from the quiet-yet-resolute book version to the asshole movie version. Yes, Faramir recovers from being an asshole in the movie, but one of the key points in the book is that he exemplifies the idea that some Men are actually strong enough to resist the influence of the Ring. This modification of Faramir leads to the Ring traveling to Osgiliath, which in turn leads to the nasty problem of a Nazgul coming within feet of nabbing the Ring, without the obvious consequences (all Nazgul immediately concentrate on Osgiliath to recover the Ring at all costs) when that one Nazgul's mount is injured. That one was intolerable.

    OK, done bitching.

    *I think Jackson & New Line missed an opportunity to milk the franchise a bit more with a (necessarily modified) version of the scouring of the Shire. They could have filmed it, but left it out of the extended & theatrical editions. Then they could have finally released it as an alternate ending on the super-double-extra-special-edition DVD set. Given a little foresight, they could have released that DVD set around the time of the Hobbit theatrical release to boost interest. I say "necessarily modified", because in the movies Grima is killed by Legolas after Grima stabs Saruman, leading to his death in a particularly nasty fall; both of these characters are key to the scouring of the Shire. Alternatives include Saruman surviving (hey, he's a wizard, and we never see a funeral or final disposition of the body) or perhaps a rogue Uruk-Hai filling that role. Grima's role is important, too, but it's hard to see a good replacement there unless they were to graft the Bill Ferny character (never made it from the book to the movie) into the Prancing Pony scenes.

    - T

  90. Producer by auldnic · · Score: 1

    From a relatively trustworthy source Jackson will be producing and not directing. As far as I am aware there is quite a difference in those two jobs. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7150644.stm

  91. The Hobbit is a Silly Fun Kids Book. by emjoi_gently · · Score: 1

    I just wanted to point out that this movie doesn't need to be a super serious and reverent 6 hour Epic.

    Read the book. It's a fun kids book that gets great joy out of doing horrible things to Dwarves.
    Characters like Elrond have quite different, and lighter, personalities.
    It doesn't need a great deal of "Poor poor Frodo/Bilbo is suffering so much! Just look into his sad puppy dog eyes!"

    I hope it's a light hearted adventure and not taken too seriously.

    Ps, Ian Holm? Maybe he can be sitting by a fire telling kids his story "Many years later"

  92. There is too much that wasn't said... by geekwench · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While this comment is likely to get buried in the avalanche that preceeded it, I feel that it's necesary to point a few things out.

    Most glaringly, the press release doesn't have any mention of Warner Bros. MGM doesn't hold the film rights to The Hobbit; Warner Bros. does, after purchasing them from the Saul Zaentz Corporation. The only thing that the press release mentions is that legal difficulties over The Lord of the Rings have been resolved, none of which involved the labyrinth of licensing issues around Tolkien's other works. Warner Bros. has been blocking the idea of letting the rights go ever since The Fellowship of the Ring turned out to be a hit. I see no indication that this has changed.

    Second, although TheOneRing.net has a pretty good track record, they've been wrong before. Several years ago, they trumpeted the release of a "trailer" for The Hobbit, and later had to correct themselves when it turned out to be a fan-created work. Yes, TORn links to MGM's official media release page, but the only other link is to The Hobbit Blog. The blog seems to be officially sponsored by New Line, but the only link to it is in the sign-up page (for New Line's privacy policy), and the only link from New Line to the blog is in the press release, which is also posted on New Line's site. There aren't a lot of branches on this particular "family tree".

    Next, there's Christoper Tolkien's long-standing disdain for any and all film adaptations of J.R.R.'s work. There wasn't much that he could do about The Hobbit and LotR, because his father sold the film rights to Zaentz himself. However, Christopher takes his position as his father's literary executor very seriously, and the chances that he will give the nod to use of any of his father's notes for a film that fills in the gap between The Hobbit and LotR are minute to the point of nonexistance.

    I doubt that this is an elaborate hoax. I could see hacking one film studio site, but not two. However, I would be much more sanguine about the project if there were a linked article from an industry publication such as Variety, and preferably one that went into detail about how the legal wrangles with Warner Bros. and Zaentz were resolved.

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    1. Re:There is too much that wasn't said... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Warner owns New Line, so if they owned the movie rights there would be no problem.

      But Saul Zaentz owns the movie rights, not Warner. MGM owns the distribution rights.

      Zaentz has a contract with New Line giving them access to the movie rights which expires at the end of this year and has insisted that Jackson direct or produce the film.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saul_Zaentz

      So if New Line wants a piece of the action they have to make peace with Jackson - apparently this has happened.

  93. Re:is this a good idea? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1

    I really don't give a flying fuck what the Oscars said. It's Hollywood's annual public masturbation scene, and is about as meaningful an indicator of film quality as budget size.

    It so happens there are also countless fans who didn't enjoy the films. I went in to FotR perfectly prepared to like them -- looking forward to it, in fact. The first sure indicator they were going badly off the rails was Moria. There were signs before that, but they could be easily written off to the necessities of a film adaptation. (Which was not true in retrospect. There was no reason at all to compress the timeframe so tightly; the passage of an uneventful decade can be shown in a matter of one or two mintues. Turning Merry and Pippin, originally very dissimilar, into carbon copies of each other was absolutely unnecessary. Any two-bit film noir director would have known how to milk the scenes of last stage of the trip to the ferry for maximum tension without turning it into an idiotic chase scene. And making Saruman the one responsible for the snow on Caradhras? Rank stupidity.) Not only was the design of the city itself a disaster, but Frodo's ridiculous movie cliche "NOOOOOOOOO!" when Gandalf went down was like nails on a chalkboard. Lorien, apparently renamed "Land of the Stoners", confirmed it. The movies would be a thorough fuckjob. The next two, which I saw in the hope I was wrong, were even worse.

    Were they poor quality in absolute terms? I don't know. Possibly not. The trouble is that with a few minor additional changes there would have been no need to title the films "Lord of the Rings" at all, so completely were the plot and characters twisted. They did not show me what I paid to see.

    Anyway, the sequel to The Hobbit is Lord of the Rings. Unless by "sequel" Jackson means films of other extant stories from the Tolkien canon, it will be a travesty by definition. He should start working for the Disney sequel factory; they were made for each other. (The very existence of a "Cinderella II" demonstrates there are some people willing to make a sequel to anything, even a story that quintessentially has no sequel.)

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  94. Copyright terms are far too long by jesterzog · · Score: 1

    For the record, I agree with you. But it's for emotional reasons; I couldn't really make a logical case for allowing your kids to inherit physical property, but not intellectual property.

    Well there is the whole argument that intellectual property is nothing more than a legal construct, which makes a virtual form of "property" out of nothing. (The whole "if I copy it, they still have it" point of view.)

    My personal view is that copyright is a good thing, but the terms are far too long. I think it's a great thing that creators can profit from their work, and that it's useful to have a legal construct to make sure they have a chance to profit from it before other people drop in and plagiarise it, denying any profit for the person who created it and reducing the incentive to create. I also think it's beneficial for existing IP to be able to be passed on as inheritance. If Tolkien was intending to provide for his family through releasing LOTR, but dropped dead the day of publication, it'd seem unfair to leave his family in a completely unprotected state.

    Having said this, the length of copyright terms and their perpetual extensions thanks to broken corporate business models are ridiculous. Copyrights shouldn't need to be longer than 7 years as an automatic term. Anything longer than that should require regular renewals, up to a specified maximum length of time, so that the only works that continue to be restricted are those which a creator has actually demonstrated an interest in.

    Across the board copyright extensions are much of the reason why so many works are simply disappearing these days. Short of lots of work tracking down copyright holders and paying royalties, it's illegal to preserve them.

  95. What about the score (music)? by maxair_mike · · Score: 1

    All this back-and-forth about things like the cast, directors, etc...is fine and dandy, but what I care about right now is the soundtrack. There is only one person I would trust with a soundtrack for the Hobbit, Howard Shore. Like the movie, I feel that the Two Towers soundtrack was a little lackluster, but FOTR and ROTK were absolutely wonderful! Oh, and while we're on the subject, can we get Annie Lennox back for a vocal take or two? Into the West is one of the most beautiful songs I have ever heard in a movie soundtrack; right up there with the main Jurassic Park theme (love the French Horn part, hauntingly beautiful) and a lot of other Williams stuff, in my book. The music is a lot of what really made the movies effective in getting across the appropriate emotions, and has moved me to tears on more than one occasion. If Howard doesn't do the scoring, I don't know if a good score is possible (I'm using a little bit of sarcasm...but not very much).

  96. Re:is this a good idea? by GWBasic · · Score: 1

    He will disappoint you. Bank on it. The other 99.99% of us will, however, probably like it.

    I hope he keeps it to a reasonable length. His version of King Kong was so damn drawn out, I'm tempted to skip seeing PJ's version of "The Hobbit" unless each film is under 2 and 1/2 hours.

  97. Silmarillion movie by smurgy · · Score: 0

    I have to say any movie adaptation of the Silmarillion would automatically be a disappointment for me. That work in particular is so much about the epic sprawl of history from creation through the first age through to the start of the third. Any tiniest part of it would make for a series of wonderful visual metaphors... but the whole would make for a very long, or a very bad movie.

    1. Re:Silmarillion movie by jonskerr · · Score: 1

      You're right. Can't be done. The Lay of Beren and Luthien would be a good single movie. Their tale alone would be a great 2-3 hour movie. The whole book would make an excellent Prime Time TV series, albeit very expensive. And anyone who would make it should do the whole thing at once. But I like episodic movies better I think. But not by Jackson. Ridley Scott maybe.

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      O~ Him that studies revenge keeps his own wounds green. -- Francis Bacon
    2. Re:Silmarillion movie by smurgy · · Score: 0

      Suffice to say it would *not* be a mass audience series of movies.

      "Mommy, where do I know that guy from?"

      "Oh, he was in the first movie but disappeared."

      But wasn't the first movie thousands of years ago?

      "Yes. He's immortal. As is everyone else."

      "Mommy... what does immortal mean???"

  98. Like the GP said - time by Namarrgon · · Score: 1

    By my rough count, the original dialogue weighs in at 156 syllables, which PJ compressed down to a mere 22 (if you count "AAaaagggh!" as a syllable).

    Yes, something is lost in the process. But that's OK, you can still read the original book.

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    Why would anyone engrave "Elbereth"?
  99. shades of grey by Lunzo · · Score: 1

    I think absolute good and absolute evil are appropriate for a fantasy world and a story in the style of an ancient legend. Post-modern ideas about bias and subjectivity and moral relativism can get stuffed, they have no place in Middle Earth IMHO.

    I agree with the GP about those changes to the noble character of the good guys being harmful. I'll also add that I found the Golum trying to turn Sam and Frodo against each other annoying and completely out of character with how I remember the books. Their trust for each other and friendship should have remained.

    I'll also agree with earlier posters that I liked the added family tensions with Faramir in the extended version. That is one change I thought did work well.

  100. 3 phase business plan is answered... by makavelli · · Score: 1

    1) Release The Hobbit
    2) Release The Hobbit Part Deux
    3) Profit

  101. Get it right... by Branch_Dravidian · · Score: 1

    Snape kills Smaug.

  102. After the mess he made of Kong? by grikdog · · Score: 1

    No, thanks. Peter Jackson anywhere near the scene of Bilberry rescuing Owing, Glowing, Boing, Sproing, Doris and Donk from the spiders gives me the heebie-jeebies. He throws in a lot of greasy frisson that Tolkien never intended, and arguing that he would if he'd thought of it is churlish. Peter Jackson doing "What's up, Doc?" in the cameo outside the inn at Bree, is droll, maybe, but not half as funny as Ann jumping after the monkey would have been. Strider wearing camo? Glazzic. Boneless dinosaurs? CGI or not, I kept looking for the wires.

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    ``Tension, apprehension & dissension have begun!'' - Duffy Wyg&, in Alfred Bester's _The Demolished Man_
  103. More Movies by ThomasW · · Score: 0

    So when are the going to make a film of The Boggit?

    http://www.ysrnry.co.uk/articles/theboggit.htm

  104. Re:STOP MAKING FREAKIN PREQUELS by blackpaw · · Score: 1

    Yah, the ring is just a footnote in the Hobbit really. It doesn't register as earth shatteringly important until much later :)

  105. Ian Holm? by Arancaytar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I seem to remember some comment saying it was difficult to make him look like a "younger" Bilbo in the introduction for a single scene. Would he be able to play the young Bilbo for the entirety of a film?

    (If so, it would be cool if they managed to insert a part of the LotR ring-finding scene as it is, retroactively turning it into a flashback scene from the prequel while maintaining continuity with the other scenes in the Hobbit film itself. Movie continuity is an amusing topic.)

  106. Producer NOT Director by MvanEgdom · · Score: 1

    Can someone please update the title or summary? According to all articles about this, Jackson has ageed to produce the films, a director has still to be named.

  107. Not directing by pedestrian+crossing · · Score: 1

    I think he's the director we have the least to worry about.

    Except that he isn't going to be directing, he'll be executive producer.

    Not to say that he won't have significant artistic control, but he isn't going to be directing.

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    A house divided against itself cannot stand.
  108. Chronicles of the the Kings of Judah? by miller701 · · Score: 1

    From 1st Kings "Now the rest of the acts of Rehoboam, and all that he did, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah?" No, I can't quote that directly I had to look it up. But when I read that in a bible study class I thought, Hmm, kinda like Silmarrilion, a bunch of extra stories for background too long to put in the main book.

  109. Obsessive != hack by Keeper+Of+Keys · · Score: 1

    Quite why I am giving you the time of day, I don't know, but - whatever else he is - Peter Jackson is not a Hollywood Hack, even if we're prepared to put aside the small matter of six and a half thousand miles. A hack is, I'd argue, someone who cares little about the subject of their work, so long as they get paid. His dispute with New Line does make him look money-grubbing (though if someone owed me $100 million I'd probably pursue them for it). But even if his claim is totally bogus, it wouldn't change the fact that the LoTR movies, and King Kong for that matter, are obviously labours of love. The care and attention to detail - like having every sword forged by a traditional blacksmith, rather than moulded in plastic - is far above the call of duty, bordering on obsessively self-indulgent. I have no love for his early splatter movies like Eat The Rich, but - again - not hack-work by any stretch. You are, I'm afraid (but not very), completely and utterly wrong.

  110. 1 book 2 movies by cborg · · Score: 1

    Why does no one seem to think they're going to turn the book into two movies? So much happens it could easily be so. Also note they're to be filmed at the same time.

  111. Elvish, motherf*cker, DO YOU SPEAK IT? by Artifice_Eternity · · Score: 1

    Yes, that could indeed be interesting.

  112. Re:is this a good idea? by Raenex · · Score: 1

    I agree with your post, but you gotta admit that the dwarf tossing bit was really out of place. Or was that in the book too?

  113. Re:is this a good idea? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    That I don't know about, but I can actually see it happening, yes, even in Middle Earth. Somewhat of a tradition in New Zealand.