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  1. Awesome idea... on Should Game Consoles Make Breakfast, Too? · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Should Game Consoles Make Breakfast, Too?"

    Not a bad idea:

    If you play console while it's making breakfast it won't scream "What are you doing?! Don't touch me!"

    You can eat your breakfast without the console whining to you.

    If breakfast is cold you can beat the console without feeling guilty.

    You can demand beer for breakfast and the console won't complain.

    If you throw out the console it won't hire a lawyer to take half your stuff.

    Man, if RealDoll.com could "converge" this new console concept with their products they'd be trillionaires.

  2. Please follow her advice. on Vive La Loafing! · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Let the weenies that hate their work slack away. When the annual review comes up the people that take pride or work hard will move ahead. Then the weenies will bitch about not being liked, etc. ANYTHING but looking in the mirror and taking responsibility for their place on the ladder.

  3. Re:finally... really... on It's Just the 'internet' Now? · · Score: 1


    The only reason was marketting. Remember that cruddy "Internet in a Box"? If you don't capitalize it, you don't have a named brand.

  4. Re:What is it? on Ask Sam Greenblatt About CA's $1 Million Open Source Prize · · Score: 3, Insightful


    Cost is a big one. Also using some of the product generated via university and research supported by tax dollars is another. Why not use what they've paid for?

  5. Re:Games though... on Exploring Linux Desktop Myths · · Score: 1


    Dark Engine games work perfectly on my game box with Win2k. All I had to do was enable a command line option on installation (-forcentlg or something) No idea how they work under XP.

  6. Games though... on Exploring Linux Desktop Myths · · Score: 4, Interesting


    I have a solitary Windows machine at home for gaming. Lots of nice hardware to play great games. Until I can get Thief (1, 2, Deadly Shadows), Half Life, System Shock (1, 2), etc on Linux I'll be keeping my Windows machine for that purpose.

    Before the fanboys start yelping about Quake/Doom3 being out for Linux: I don't care. I want the lowest common denominator for my gaming and that's Windows.

  7. Re:A new shock site? on The Saga of Katie.com · · Score: 1


    Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

  8. Re:I just got it. on Doom 3 Gets Reviews, Piracy Questions, Exultation · · Score: 1


    There aren't enough high quality games focused on the single player as it is.

    For a superb single player gaming experience may I suggest Thief, Thief 2 and Thief: Deadly Shadows? Doom 3 is pretty creepy but it's more of a monster-jumps-out-then-you-poo scary. The level "Shoalgate Cradle" in Thief:DS is pure scary atmosphere. Google for it, I'm not alone in that opinion.

    Cheers!

  9. Re:What does this matter on More on Next-Generation Army Gear · · Score: 2, Insightful


    It's the classic trickle-down military economy at work. Dump billions into military development and eventually the discoveries find their way into society. Not much more than corporate welfare but it starts a few levels higher.

  10. Re:is this the one... on Debian Aims For September Release Date · · Score: 1


    Interesting sig for someone calling himself "Cro Magnon"...

  11. ode to 503 on Debian Aims For September Release Date · · Score: 5, Funny


    five oh three
    we've seen thee a lot two odd numbers sandwiching naught

    seeing a good olde friend
    such a grand time
    a prime, a zero, another prime

    we hope slashdot
    doesn't fix their site
    so we may enjoy you every night

    grub

  12. Re:Sexual Harrasment claims up by 500% on What Are You Looking At? · · Score: 5, Funny


    I keep the sexual harrasment forms in the bottom drawer of my desk. That way when a woman goes to get one I can check out her ass.
    [rimshot]

  13. Re:Just imagine ... on Living Without a Pulse · · Score: 1


    A big glass of warm milk before going to bed.

  14. Hmm on Living Without a Pulse · · Score: 5, Funny


    How would your life be different without a pulse?

    I would have had much more in common with my ex-wife.

  15. Re:On the list of changes: on Bash 3.0 Released · · Score: 4, Insightful


    I'm wondering why it's in the "LINUX" section of /. Bash is used across many different OSs.

  16. olde news... on P2P Leaks Surprises · · Score: 3, Funny


    search your favourite P2P network for things like ".XLS". When you find some that are obviously not intended for public viewing then look at the person's shared files for more goodies.

    not that I'd ever do that.

  17. 80% right, 100% ugly colour scheme. on Phish Scams Fooling 28% of Users · · Score: 3, Insightful


    I answered 2 incorrectly as Fraud to get an 80% score so I lose 2 geek points but gain them back for erring on the side of caution. Actually I never bother with HTML mail and just skip it. That hasn't bit my butt yet.

    IT's colour schemes are giving me a seizure...

  18. Re:Garmin GPS on Behind The Coolest Gadgets - Linux or Windows? · · Score: 2, Insightful


    I had to let my fiancee by both a new pair of shoes and a new watch

    She doesn't need a new watch, there's a clock on the stove! {rimshot}

  19. Re:Horror Stories? on Annual Customer Support Rankings · · Score: 1


    I may have to firewall off it.slashdot.org My employer's medical plan doesn't cover retinal damage.

  20. Dear Darl & Chris on BayStar Sets Lawyers on SCO · · Score: 5, Funny


    It takes a big man to cry, it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
    Jack Handey

  21. Re:What about Canada on FCC Allows Mix-and-Match Wi-Fi Antennas · · Score: 4, Funny


    We can use whatever gain antenna we wish so long as standard (60 cm) thick igloo ice can contain the signal.

  22. Re:Karma Whoring on eBay Scam Victim Strikes Back · · Score: 1


    Are they ever not smoking crack?

    I've been blacklisted (or something) and haven't been able to mod in ages. Do I have to stop smoking crack?

  23. No foresight... on Apollo 11 Photographs Unfrozen · · Score: 5, Funny


    What JFK should have said was "I believe this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on the moon and returning him safely to the Earth with pictures that will scale properly as wallpaper on computer monitors not yet invented."

  24. that's cool! on IIALP - Abuse Logging Protocol · · Score: 5, Funny


    which could then be queried to find out which IPs are luserish.

    Interesting: 66.35.250.150 and 66.35.250.151 are the only entries. Truly uncanny AI.

  25. Re:Kill all the crew... on Star Trek XI: Romulan Wars? · · Score: 1


    Whoa, man.. don't bring too much logic into a Trek thread. Your karma is at risk... ;)