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Living Without a Pulse

SteamyMobile writes "Can you live without a pulse? Yes, now you can. The reason why we have a pulse is because it's hard for evolution to result in turbines or continuously spinning things. The next generation of artificial hearts may have no pulse. They also have no bearings, so they should last much longer than previous attempts. In fact, engineers don't give a predicted lifespan on these models. How would your life be different without a pulse?"

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  1. Hmm by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    How would your life be different without a pulse?

    I would have had much more in common with my ex-wife.

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    1. Re:Hmm by Ignignot · · Score: 2, Funny

      How would your life be different without a pulse?

      I would have had much more in common with my ex-wife.


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  2. He's Dead, Jim. by mfh · · Score: 5, Funny

    FTA: "The pump also has a curious side effect: people implanted with the device have no pulse."

    They had better put an obvious port on it so paramedics know it's there before sending voltage through.

    I can see the first really drunk guy with one of these taking a nap on the beach:

    "ZZzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzZZ"

    "Sir!"

    "Oh my GOD! He's Dead, Jim!!!"

    "He's got no pulse! Call an ambulance!"

    (ambulance arrives, 10min later)

    "This man has no pulse! I've been giving him CPR since I called you guys and I can't get a signal!"

    "CLEAR!!!!!!!!!!!" "ZZZZAPP!!!!" /dies

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    1. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by akadruid · · Score: 2, Funny

      This man has no pulse! I've been giving him CPR since I called you guys and I can't get a signal
      If they are so drunk they don't react in any noticable way to 10 minutes of CPR then they need the ambulance (probably just to cart of the body.)

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    2. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by akiaki007 · · Score: 5, Informative
      (ambulance arrives, 10min later)

      "This man has no pulse! I've been giving him CPR since I called you guys and I can't get a signal!"

      While ths scenario is pretty funny...most CPR certified professionals check for breathing, not a pulse. And if they didn't, then they shouldn't be certified. Yes, they also check for a pulse, but not before they check for breathing. Depending on the body fat on a person, the pulse isn't always easily detected.
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    3. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Jim+Starx · · Score: 1

      This is a serious issue though. What if someone is asleep or knocked unconsious? They could easly be mistaken for dead and the normal medical procedures in that situation could be life threatening to someone with an implant.

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    4. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by mfh · · Score: 1

      When it comes to shallow breathers, often paramedics will check the pulse if they can't hear a breath. Let's face it, if you need one of these hearts, there is a good chance you'll be somewhat unhealthy and could experience shallow breath from time to time. Even after examining breath, if they don't find a pulse, they go with CPR don't they? And how many lives will be jeopardized now that the paramedics have to second guess themselves?

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    5. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They had better put an obvious port on it so paramedics know it's there before sending voltage through.

      I'm not too sure about that - I'd prefer to have a firewall to prevent anyone from trying to change the settings.

    6. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by sql*kitten · · Score: 4, Informative

      most CPR certified professionals check for breathing, not a pulse.

      Yup, ABC, Airway, Breathing, Circulation. One of the fist things they teach in First Aid class. You can have a hearbeat while not breathing, but you can't breathe without a heartbeat.

    7. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by finkployd · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are correct, what everyone is being trained to check for now (at least with the Red Cross CPR training I just took) is "signs of life", not a pulse. This includes breathing, possibly pulse, etc. This is probably due to the difficulty in checking for a pulse in obese people and those with a faint pulse.

      Finkployd

    8. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by freqres · · Score: 0

      Maybe the cord sticking out of their abdomen hooked to a battery pack might be some indication.

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    9. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking that the low hum would be a "dead" giveaway.

    10. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by terrab0t · · Score: 1

      Every first aid or CPR course I've taken taught me to lean down next to a possible victim, put my ear next to their mouth and nose so I can listen and watch their chest for signs of breathing while I'm checking their pulse.

      Finding no pulse would be alarming, but people don't breathe unless the blood flow is working somehow, so I would just assume they have a weak pulse that I couldn't feel.

      The other thing you do before that is shake them to see if they're just sleeping. If I couldn't wake them up, they would need an ambulance either way.

      Even if they weren't breathing and I couldn't find a pulse because of a constant flow heart like this, I would imagine an artificial heart would be able to continue working through the disruption of CPR. Still, if these come into use I can see them being mentioned in first aid courses. People with artificial hearts are some of the most likely victims of unconsciousness.

    11. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      riiiiight..... BUT if you were REALLY trained in CPR you would have actually check for breathing.... now, the confused people would probably say..i can't find a pulse but he is breathing..... an snoring REALLY fucking loud...

    12. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Anml4ixoye · · Score: 1

      Absolutely right. The ABC's - Airway, Breathing, Circulation. See if the airway is blocked, and open it up. See if they are breathing. Only then check to see if they have circulation.

      IIRC, one of the main CPR organizations is talking about a recommendation to have non-trained personnel simply do rescue breathing instead of trying to give CPR instructions over the phone.

      The interesting thing is that we are used to looking for obvious scars when a patient has a pacemaker or other device implanted. At 6cm, that might reduce scarring as well.

    13. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by tomknight · · Score: 3, Funny
      Have yourself tatooed.

      Reminds me of an article I read about an old lady who doesn't want to be revived if her heart stop (she seems to think that that's probabaly a good time to call it quits). The problem is no-one's going to check your wallet for a consent card for CPR, so she's had her chest tatooed with a warning saying something like "Get thos f*cking this away from my f*cking chest. If you revive me I'll sue your arse off!". No, what wasn't quite it.... but I wonder if she could sue someone for saving her life in that way (against her wishes? Would she be able to get some sort of support for the next time she falls ill and has to pay a shite load of dosh for pain releif (or whatever)?

      Tom.

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    14. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by tdemark · · Score: 1

      Their fancy equipment will probably tell them that they are hearing magma.

    15. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by tomknight · · Score: 1

      mmm... preview's good... typing's bad....

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    16. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My sister also had something tattooed on her chest. Hers, though, says, "in case of rape, this side up".

    17. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

      Well in Australia when they teach you first aid, they teach you that you will perform CPR/EAR until:
      1. you get a steady pulse (stop CPR), unassisted breathing (stop EAR).
      Or 2. the ambulance arives.

      Someone with first aid qualifications do not have the legal capacity to pronounce a person dead.

      I assisted with CPR/EAR for 45 minutes once (fire victim). They survived. Not once did the patient have a steady rythm or unassisted breathing.

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    18. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by kirkjobsluder · · Score: 1

      And how many lives will be jeopardized now that the paramedics have to second guess themselves?

      Nice way to throw in a bit of hysteria there. I suspect that if these implants became common enough to be a concern for paramedics, that parametics will be trained to look for signs of an implant such as a big-ass scar or medical alert badge. In cases where there is doubt, such as good circulation to the extremities, they would use standard equipment such as a stethoscope and O2 meter to figure out what is going on.

    19. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by SlamMan · · Score: 2, Informative

      When you're unconscious, you still breathe.

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    20. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Atzanteol · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, I just took the CPR course recently, and they specifically left out 'taking the persons pulse' and told us to rely on watching for signs of movement in the chest, and looking for breathing.

      Apparently many people are very poor at checking for a pulse, and it was unreliable.

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    21. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Opie812 · · Score: 0

      ...or the fact he or she was breathing. That might also be an indication the person isn't dead.

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    22. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by iLEZ · · Score: 1

      Depending on the body fat on a person, the pulse isn't always easily detected.

      My head just exploded when about fifty different "Fat Yankee"-jokes popped up at the same time.

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    23. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Politburo · · Score: 1

      I would imagine anyone with such a device, like anyone else with a major medical condition, would wear a medic alert bracelet to notify people of the condition in an emergency.

    24. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by katarac · · Score: 1

      C'mon, all they have to say in CPR class is, "If the patient has a cord coming out of thier abdomen connected to a big battery, do not perform chest compressions." I don't think it will be that big of a deal.

    25. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > and I can't get a signal

      What you say??

    26. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So a bunch of people have mentioned the ABC check (Airway, Breathing, Circulation) to confirm what you've said but what no one clued in on is that there's different treatment depending on which of those tests they fail. If someone is not breathing but has a pulse you just keep inflating thier lungs, and their heart circulates the oxygen. If someone has no pulse you have to apply CPR. If that person has an artificial heart, so actually doesn't need CPR then you're needlessly risking all the negative side effects of CPR (fractured ribs, maybe damage to their artificial heart), so it still is a bad thing.

    27. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by tobirius · · Score: 1

      Just before they "ZZZAP!!!!" him to death, thy might wonder, why he wearing a rechargeable batteries on his chest. And proceed ....

    28. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Kurrurrin · · Score: 1

      but you can't breathe without a heartbeat. until now.

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    29. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by SEWilco · · Score: 3
      "CLEAR!!!!!!!!!!!" "ZZZZAPP!!!!" /dies

      Why would he die?
      Running electricity through where his heart used to be would not affect the insulated pump.

      However, there should be a label: "Normal blood pressure 90 psi. Check oil every two years. Turn off this switch before autopsy or burial. Press red button before vigorous exercise."

    30. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by abb3w · · Score: 1
      You can have a hearbeat while not breathing, but you can't breathe without a heartbeat.


      Well, that's kinda the whole point of this article... you now can, using a heart-whirr instead of a heart-beat.

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    31. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      ...most CPR certified professionals check for breathing, not a pulse.

      Ah yes, but next will be the 2cm artificial lung that doesn't inhale and exhale. More like an air filter for oxygen than a lung, I guess.

      On the other hand, once cyborgs are that advanced they'll have digital readouts for their vital signs, right? Or flashing green LED's like a network card on the back of your neck.

      Anyway, if the lights are flashing when they talk, and that plunger is still flapping up and down, then that dalek is still alive, Doctor.

    32. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Angostura · · Score: 1

      I suspect that the recharging electrical cable emerging from the patient's abdomen may also alert the medical attendee that they should look a bit closer.

    33. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by The+Tyro · · Score: 3, Informative

      They expand on the acronym in a couple of scenarios.

      ATLS (Advanced Trauma Life Support, a program by the American College of Surgeons) expands that to ABCDE: Airway, Breathing, Circulation, Deficits in neurologic function, and Exposure (remove/cut off all clothing... easier to find injuries and wounds that way).

      Also, the "C" in the old "ABC" acronym is also supposed to stand for Cerebral protection in addition to circulation. I've also heard CPR termed "cerebral pulmonary resuscitation." That's probably a fair substitution, since your main goal in CPR is to protect the brain by creating a low-flow rather than a zero-flow state (contrary to what some folks think, CPR doesn't restart the heart from a V-fib/V-tach arrest... generally only electricity can do that).

      Once your brain's dead, you're dead... even if your heart, lungs, kidneys, etc are all working normally. Those folks become organ donors, or should...

      Let me put in a plug here... PLEASE CONSIDER DONATING YOUR ORGANS. Please... talk to your family about it, get it on your driver's license or living will. Lots of people need organs, and if you don't need yours anymore (and you have no deep religious/philosophical objection), why not donate them? Just a thought...

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    34. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by asjk · · Score: 1
      Nice way to throw in a bit of hysteria there.
      Yea, the big thing about dead people (or seriously ill, near death people) is that they look very different from health individuals. That's the first thing that gets your attention before you even get to the point of considering CPR. It's not like you discover the pulselessness first.
    35. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by usr122122121 · · Score: 1

      In addition to getting the pulse-less heart operation, they could embed tiny skin flaps in the nose to encourage snoring. :-)

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    36. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      Well, that's kinda the whole point of this article... you now can, using a heart-whirr instead of a heart-beat.

      But if you're breathing, it's safe to assume that your heart is working. That's basic physiology.

    37. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by dakara · · Score: 1
      *ahem* Sorry, I'm being picky

      But it's actually "DRABC" (as in Dr ABC) Danger, Response, Airway, Breathing, Circulation. Why bother checking breathing when all it takes is a tap on the shoulder for a response? No need to roll a person on to their side to check for breathing and wasting time...

      Resume normal programming now...

    38. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by jburroug · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think most paramedics would be clued in by the external battery and the power cord coming of the patients stomache that something about this patient was special. Also it's not as though people will be getting their hearts replaced with (well assisted by) these things willy-nilly they are only for people who have pretty much no other choice if they want to continue living. Also FTFA it will often be used as a temporary measure for people undergoing other treatment or who are waiting for transplants. The friends and family members of these people, the ones who might call the paramedics, will be well aware of the situation. In fact they'd probably call the cardiologist right after the paramedics in the event of an emergency who could relay special instructions. I also doubt this is a group of people that will be out in the wee hours of the morning bar hopping and getting falling down drunk.

      So no this isn't a serious issue. It is, in fact, a non issue.

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    39. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Rob+Carr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But if you're breathing, it's safe to assume that your heart is working. That's basic physiology. And not quite true. I've had several patients without a pulse continue talking to me for a while. Looking over at the monitor revealed non-pulse producing rhythms to go along with the lack of pulse. Eventually, everyone went back to following standard physiology - one way or another. But those transients are memorable. (It's worth noting that there's a standard pre-hospital med that would cause asystole (flat line) for about 30 sec. The patient would report "feeling funny." The only problem was that patients would get upset when they'd see the heart monitor go flatline. There was a simple solution to this - we put the monitor where the patient couldn't see it.) Rob

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    40. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by strike2867 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually I think it would go like this:

      "ZZzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzZZ"

      "Sir!"

      Checks pulse "He has no pulse, start CPR."

      "Get the hell off me."

      "AAAAAAAA".

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    41. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they might just provide propper electrical isolation :-)

      Usually one dies of an electical shock because it messes up the heart's pulse, heart stops. (Disclaimer: I'm not a medical professional). Wouldn't know what a defibrialtor applied to the correct position would do though.

      Since the guy's heart is already out of action and replaced by the pump, you can't stop it again...

    42. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 1

      It's been a few years since I took the CPR class, but I don't remember a step that said anything about "rip the victims shirt/blouse/bra off and closely examine their chest to see if they should be saved before proceeding."

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    43. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by tomknight · · Score: 1
      Sorry, I didn't mean to confuse... the old problem of thinking about something and expecting that to show up between the lines....

      I meant she was trying to combat the growing spread of those electical revival thingies you see in some shopping centres, oh, what are they called, the things you put on someone's chest to use... do you know what I mean? I think I'd better stop now.

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    44. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by ReTay · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "The problem is no-one's going to check your wallet for a consent card for CPR, so she's had her chest tatooed with a warning saying something like "Get thos f*cking this away from my f*cking chest. If you revive me I'll sue your arse off!". "

      Kind of remindes me of my EMT instructor, She has three tattoos
      There is an "X" two fingers above her zyphoid process (where you put your hand for chest compressions)
      and underneath is says push here.
      She has the outline of two fingers on her right wrist.
      And a circle around her vein in her arm.

      Lets just say that if she didn't train them she doesn't trust them.
      Then again she is of the opinion that no matter how far along a woman is in labor when you pick them up in an ambulance if the baby is not born in a hospital your driver is to slow.

    45. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Single+GNU+Theory · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but I'm pretty sure that in the absence of explicit DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) orders, caregivers are expected to err on the side of caution and administer potentially life-saving measures.

      For example, if Grandma takes a trip away from home and is found unconscious by the hotel cleaning staff (who call paramedics for her), the paramedics would be pretty well indemnified if it was later found out that Grandma filed some DNR orders back home.

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    46. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 1

      Yeah...they started levain a pulse check out of civillian CPR for the last few years. It's still in healthcate provider CPR, but that's obviously a higher level of training (even firefighters are considered "healthcare providers" for the purposes of AHA CPR)

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    47. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Informative

      The device you're thinking of is an AED, Automated External Defibrillator. Basically what it does is read the patient's EKG, compare it against a list of known arrhythmias, and decide whether it should deliver a jolt. I was skeptical about them at first -- being an EMT-D, i.e. an EMT with additional training to use manual defibs (and years of ER experience, not just a four-week class) I had been taught that human judgement was the gold standard -- but the fact is they've saved a lot of lives, and their judgement is often better than that of stressed-out emergency personnel.

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    48. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, there should be a label:

      All that's really needed is a toggle switch with one end labelled 'magic' and the other 'more magic'.

    49. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by KC7GR · · Score: 1

      One of the first things I was taught in Triage and Disaster Medical, during my CERT class, was 'ABC.' Airway, Breathing, Circulation.

      In other words, when you've got someone who's apparently down for the count, you check FIRST that their airway is clear and open. Second, you check for breathing. Then, and only then, do you worry about blood flow.

      I wouldn't be too worried about this. EMT and paramedic training programs will certainly be updated once this sort of thing becomes mainstream.

      I suppose I could also make some silly line about zombies, but I'll leave that to others. ;-)

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    50. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Dinosaur+Neil · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What if someone is asleep or knocked unconsious?

      Presumably, after indulging in an experimental and no doubt expensive procedure, I'm betting that the subject would be given a MedicAlert bracelet that would give the attending EMT a head's up...

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    51. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was an EMT for seven years and one thing I remember is that we used semi-auto defib machines. The machine would not allow you to send a shock if it didn't like what it saw. Paramedics on the other hand had a manual machine that they could do whatever the hell they wanted.

      Seems to me however that it wouldn't be that hard to inject some sort of electronic signal into the heart pump that the defib machines would lock onto and realize it for what it was.

      That and a big-ass medic-alert necklace!

    52. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      Personally, I don't care for organ transplantation: it smacks too much of cannibalism. Primitives ate the hearts of their enemies to absorb their life-force; we eat the hearts of strangers to prolong our own lives. So that is a deep philosophical objection on my own part.

      I wouldn't make it illegal, of course: it's the donor's choice to give, and the recipient's to receive. It's a matter of personal freedom. But I won't donate my organs, and I hope that should I suffer organ failure I should have the courage not to falter in my belief. And I hope that others consider how gruesome the idea is: ripping another apart in order to use him is just ugly.

    53. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can have a heartbeat while not breathing, but you can't breathe without a heartbeat.

      Yes you can have breathing without a pulse. It is called agonal respiration.

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    54. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by dildatron · · Score: 1

      Consider the alternative. You may think that removing an organ for re-use is ugly, but what is the difference between that and throwing it away? Aren't both ugly? I would rather see my organs continue to get used if I don't need them anymore.

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    55. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I am not convinced by that site. CPR as a means to strengthen a weak heartbeat? My instructors were pretty clear than performing CPR on a beating heart will do more harm than good.

    56. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

      ^_^ Sadly, it took me several seconds to realize that you were checking for the tatoo when ripping off the shirt to see if they should be saved. {shakes head} Horomonal teenagers these days...

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    57. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      This is the coolest woman I've ever heard of.

      Is she single? Does she like drinking beer and watching Family Guy?

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    58. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      A label? Are you advocating sewing it on, or using adhesive? I suggest a med-alert bracelet, or a tattoo. Hopefully these things won't use external batteries for long...

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    59. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Let me put in a plug here... PLEASE CONSIDER DONATING YOUR ORGANS. Please... talk to your family about it, get it on your driver's license or living will. Lots of people need organs, and if you don't need yours anymore (and you have no deep religious/philosophical objection), why not donate them? Just a thought...

      There is a risk that medical personnel could declare you brain dead prematurely to harvest your organs. Especially if they know of someone "more worthy". (e.g. you are an older person and the hospital has a 12 year old girl in end stage congestive heart failure.). OK, that sounds a bit paranoid, but not outside the realm of possibility, especially in some countries of the world.

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    60. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by sward · · Score: 1

      In Maryland, without the physical DNR paperwork, we are obligated to provide care that may involve working the patient as a code. We can accept photocopies, as well as other states' DNR orders, but they must still be official state forms. Privately written forms are not something that we can honor, although in the hospital the doctors have much more latitude. We can consult with the hospital either over the radio or a phone call (preferably through a recorded line) and request orders to honor the DNR and stop CPR, depending on the situation.

      As a twist, Maryland has two options to their DNR. One allows ALS (advanced life support -- e.g. IVs, drugs, electricity, intubation) care up to the point of performing CPR, and the other only allows BLS care (e.g. bandages and providing oxygen) prior to the need for CPR. I don't know how other states handle this.

      A tattoo on someone's chest is fun to joke about, but is not something that we can actually honor.

      For the situation where Grandma is on a trip and the hotel staff find her, and then the medics provide care up to and (as necessary) including CPR, the medics would not be liable in the least for their actions so long as the care that they provided still fell within their protocols.

    61. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've chosen not to supply my organs to anyone upon my death, because of the laws making them from being sold (only donated). Everyone involved in such a transplant (hospital, doctors, nurses, bookkeepers, and of course the recipient) will benefit greatly in the form of money or years on their life - yet me / my estate / my family is not allowed to get a dime for supplying the most critical piece? No thanks.

    62. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by ReTay · · Score: 1

      Sandy has been happily married for over 20 years.
      Yes to beer
      I don't know to family guy.
      And yes she is a very cool person.

      Also has now close to 25 years experience riding ambulances. Has taught a large % of the EMTs and Medics in southern MN.

    63. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Quill · · Score: 1

      FTFA?

      Care to expand that acronym, please?

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    64. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by jburroug · · Score: 1

      From
      The
      Fucking
      Article

      related to the popular /. RTFA (Read the Fucking Article) I've it used here before, but not often.

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    65. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She doesn't have any other tattoos, oh, I don't know, say a downward-pointing arrow above her bush, with text saying "LICK HERE"?

    66. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

      *wry grin* I wonder how often someone's had no heartbeat and people have applied the device but were convinced it was malfunctioning "because it didn't start their heart back up." Blame Hollywood for its depiction of defibrillators being used to start back up hearts, I guess.

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    67. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firefighters have to get an EMT certification to even be a firefighter anymore. As far as I'm concerned, that's a healthcare provider. That is significantly more knowledge than your basic CPR/"put pressure on it" class. Even SABC classes teach more, though they do not get into CPR functions typically.

    68. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you'd be dead. What the fuck good would your organs be to you then?

    69. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by dasunt · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't they check for a medical bracelet?

      I'm not that familiar with medical bracelets, but it appears to be the default way of letting medical personel know about any conditions that you have when you are unable to respond.

      Considering that some of these conditions can cause coma and even death, and these conditions have specific treatments, I am assuming that the existance of a medical bracelet would be checked if someone keeled over.

      But I am not a medical professional, so perhaps one on /. can clue us in.

    70. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by sharkdba · · Score: 1

      Actually, I just took the CPR course recently, and they specifically left out 'taking the persons pulse' and told us to rely on watching for signs of movement in the chest, and looking for breathing.

      Hmmm... Seen on several movies. After a death penalty execution, a doctor comes forward to check if the guy is really dead. He checks the pulse on the neck, and if none found he considers him dead (signs the death certificate). Not sure if this is an actual practice, but if it is, the method has be changed...

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    71. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      a doctor comes forward

      For civilian CPR (non-medical persons), taking a pulse is not required. Nor is it recommended. We were told that it's fairly difficult to correctly take a pulse, and unless trained to do so properly it can be misleading

      According to the instructor checking for 'signs of life' is typically good enough. Apparently in many cases if there is a pulse then the victim will have some movement or indications of life. Not that I've experienced this first hand (and hope I never do), but that's what I was told.

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    72. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      Definitely a neon label. Flashing neon.

    73. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The process of organ donation is about as far removed from the eating a heart philosophically as it is physically.

      In one case, you kill a man in an act of brutal violence, rip apart his chest, and eat the contents. The act is one of savage aggression, done not only out of the belief that life-force is absorbed, but also because the eating of another man is, in some respects, the ultimate form of degredation and dehumanization that you can subject him to.

      I'd argue that the transplanting of organs can't really be construed as sucking the "life force" out of another so that one may live. Supposing that life force is indeed something real; surely, we can agree that it is not contained in the heart. If it is anywhere, it would have to be the brain. Whatever you think of the nature of our consciousness, you must agree that the brain inside our skulls is the physical container for it.

      Organ donation isn't degrading to the donor or recipient. Whatever life force the former contained left him when his brain died. Perhaps you feel that it is degrading to consider ourselves as a collection of biological parts, like a machine, but with what we know today, this is demonstrably so. Further, I simply can't see why this could be construed as degrading: we are what we are.

      I'm rather curious as to how you perceive the body and mind... I suppose I see them as two completely separate things, interconnected to the degree that the former must support the latter... do you feel that they are one in a sense that biology does not fully explain, and that playing mix-and-match with parts of the body does something to upset this? If so, would you argue that recipients of donated organs are made less human in the process, or are somehow degraded?

      I'm quite curious as to your opinions, because you're the first person who has voiced an objection to organ donation based on something other than religious belief, distrust of the medical profession, or vaguely described discomfort with the idea. I look forward to a reply.

    74. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by bluGill · · Score: 1

      When I took first aid and CPR I was told that I was not qualified to evaluate the legitimacy of any do not recusitate order. I could not legally help someone who could verbally refuse help, but as soon as that person went unconscience it was illegal for me to not help, even if that person had been begging me to let them die.

      Someone unconscience is automaticly assumed to want all the help you can give, until prooven otherwise. Since I can't tell the difference between a proper do not recusitate form, and a forgery (done by the mod just before they murder someone for example...) I was to assume all were invalid.

      The EMT who trained me told me that they generally were under the same orders, unless someone could pull out a previously signed order. It wasn't until the emergency room was reached that anyone had the responsibility to check for such orders.

    75. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1

      Cannibalism historically does have two halves: the enhancing of oneself and the degrading of another. I would argue that transplantation still has those two halves: the recipient lives a longer life, and the donor is torn to pieces. It's consensual, certainly, but it's no less wrong.

      Supposing that life force is indeed something real; surely, we can agree that it is not contained in the heart. If it is anywhere, it would have to be the brain.

      Actually, I know folks who argue quite seriously that the heart is indeed in some way the seat of the emotions, and that those who have undergone heart transplants are never quite the same again. I don't know if it's true, but I have heard it so argued.

      Perhaps you feel that it is degrading to consider ourselves as a collection of biological parts, like a machine, but with what we know today, this is demonstrably so.

      We can certainly be used to make lampshades, too, but I don't agree with that either.

      I'm rather curious as to how you perceive the body and mind... I suppose I see them as two completely separate things, interconnected to the degree that the former must support the latter... do you feel that they are one in a sense that biology does not fully explain, and that playing mix-and-match with parts of the body does something to upset this?

      I believe that the body and the soul are two parts of a person, who is one. The body is not a machine to feed sensations to the soul; it is something in its own right (I don't subscribe to the Western dualistic idea in which the spiritual or rational is elevated above the physical or emotional). Since Joe Blow's body is Joe, disrespect to it is disrespect to Joe. That's why our ancestors stuck the heads of criminals on pikes; it's why we have laws against desecrating corpses.

      I don't think that the recipient of a transplant is less human. He may be less himself--I really don't know. But he has IMHO done something wrong: he has ripped out another's organs and had them installed in himself. Like I wrote though, I would never make it illegal. I am a libertarian, after all. So long as no-one is killing others for their organs, the State hasn't any business what goes on.

      'm quite curious as to your opinions, because you're the first person who has voiced an objection to organ donation based on something other than religious belief, distrust of the medical profession, or vaguely described discomfort with the idea.

      Actually, my objection is religious: it's in accord with my philosophy. However, it's not religious in the sense of 'it says here not to do it, thus it's Eevviill.' My religion happens to believe that the body is as important as the soul, and that we will be raised bodily from the dead at the end of time, and thus that a corpse should be treated reverentially.

    76. Re:He's Dead, Jim. by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 1

      AC, that's quite an uninformed statement. While it might be true in some districts, the bulk of the firefigters in this country (and probably the world) are not, and are not required to be, EMTs.

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  3. Well by foidulus · · Score: 1, Funny

    I couldn't listen to pulse pumping techno, that is for sure, though that is probably not a bad thing....

    1. Re:Well by nkh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      and what about love? would we feel the same without a pulse? (not that I know anything about it...)

  4. I'd rather have a pulse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    We can't be sure what the pulse controls, plus I would like to be able to tell if I'm still alive.

  5. What will Nurses do... by JagRoth · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... at the Doctors office without being able to take our pulse while they stall until there is a doctor available to see us?

    1. Re:What will Nurses do... by Bob+McCown · · Score: 5, Funny

      I guess they'll just put a timing light on my, er, finger, and check my RPM.

    2. Re:What will Nurses do... by akadruid · · Score: 2, Informative

      ... at the Doctors office without being able to take our pulse while they stall until there is a doctor available to see us?
      You've never used the UK's National Health Service.
      The nurses don't take your pulse while you wait for a doctor in our hospitals - after 4 hours of pulse taking, they would probably not have learnt a great deal more.
      And that's the emergancy patients.

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    3. Re:What will Nurses do... by GoatChunks · · Score: 1

      When they listen to your heart, what would they hear? A whirrrrrrr?

      "What that? I believe this man has a Segway in his chest."

    4. Re:What will Nurses do... by fuzzybunny · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, at least if it's a cute nurse, she wouldn't be able to tell you're imagining her in her undies by your speeding pulse.

      On the other hand, "My net blood flow through my impeller turbine surges when I think of you" just doesn't really sound all that romantic.

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    5. Re:What will Nurses do... by LinuxGrrl · · Score: 1

      actually what's the biofeedback (if any) on these things? Can they react at all to conditions the way the normal heart can?

    6. Re:What will Nurses do... by Inda · · Score: 1

      I suggest you find yourself a better NHS hospital. You always see a nurse first before seeing a doctor in my town.

      The local surgery is the same. The doctor no longer wastes his time on minor illness like ear infections, coughs and colds. The nurses are able to prescript simple ointments and antibiotics.

      It's the best change to the NHS I've seen in years.

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    7. Re:What will Nurses do... by hoofie · · Score: 1

      From what my wife tells me (She is Ward Matron), you'd better off being treated by the nurses rather than the doctors most of the time.

    8. Re:What will Nurses do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of them funky neon and clear tubing rigs would suit me :D

    9. Re:What will Nurses do... by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "The nurses don't take your pulse while you wait for a doctor in our hospitals - after 4 hours of pulse taking, they would probably not have learnt a great deal more. And that's the emergancy patients."

      Well at least they don't greet you with "could I have your bank details and insurance certificate please"

    10. Re:What will Nurses do... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      But what if your heart runs on Slackware? No RPMs there!

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    11. Re:What will Nurses do... by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      She can rev up my engine anytime. :)

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  6. SteamyMobile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    having visited the SteamyMobile site, perhaps you're more interested in "throb"?

  7. Nature's solution is best in at least a few ways. by etymxris · · Score: 5, Interesting
    ...the VentrAssist is less likely to damage red blood cells because it moves the blood more slowly with a bigger impeller.
    That's why you haven't seen more propellor based solutions--they tend to chop up the cells. Propellors work great on something you don't mind mincing up, such as air for planes, water for boats, and ice for that delicious smoothie. But I'd be hesitant to send my red blood cells through a propellor. I know they're talking about impellers and not propellors, but I see little difference in damage capacity.
  8. Just imagine ... by sebounet666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... waking up in a coffin because someone thought you were dead :(

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    1. Re:Just imagine ... by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      Um, if you wake up in a coffin because people couldn't find your pulse and you didn't know you were put in a coffin, you have other problems.

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    2. Re:Just imagine ... by schemanista · · Score: 1

      How'd you manage to sleep through the autopsy?Or the embalming?

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    3. Re:Just imagine ... by grub · · Score: 1


      A big glass of warm milk before going to bed.

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    4. Re:Just imagine ... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1
      Edgar Allen Poe had an obsession with this sort of thing. He once wrote a short piece on it, detailing one of his nightmares. Apparently he had a medical condition where he was prone to bouts of *extremely* restful sleep, and (rightly?) considered himself at risk.

      It was apparently a surprisingly big thing Back In the Day to have some sort of alarm cord you could pull from inside your coffin/crypt/tomb/thing if you were buried alive. (Or so says the English teach.) Just hope you're not cremeated.

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    5. Re:Just imagine ... by shiftless · · Score: 1

      If you survive being embalmed, then you are one tough MF'er.

  9. variable speed by tverbeek · · Score: 5, Insightful
    How would your life be different without a pulse?

    I wouldn't be able to tell how hard I'm exercising. Which brings up the point that these turbines are going to have to be variable speed if they're going to accommodate humans' varying oxygen needs.

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    1. Re:variable speed by Tassach · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Turbines are generally happiest when running at a constant speed. However, it's not necessary to vary the turbine's speed to duplicate the heart's action -- what you really need to vary is the net flow rate. A variable net flow rate can be achieved even with a constant-speed turbine with some valves and clever plumbing.

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    2. Re:variable speed by bs_testability · · Score: 1


      these turbines are going to have to be variable speed
      Or your breathing is going to have to be variable.

    3. Re:variable speed by rokzy · · Score: 1

      they have it set to maximum all the time so you're fine when exercising and get high when relaxing. it's win-win.

    4. Re:variable speed by SargonZ · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, current pacemakers can only be set to one speed, so people who have these devices already have the limitation of non-variable heartrate. While this is a setback for the pacemaker-using crowd, almost all agree that having a non-variable heart rate is better than having no heart rate at all.

    5. Re:variable speed by idlethought · · Score: 1

      Hell, they usually need a pace-maker because their heart rate is a little to randomly variable.

    6. Re:variable speed by JRSiebz · · Score: 1

      yes, you can check your 'heart rate', just look at the tachometer on your chest, that'll tell you the rpms, so when there's a low concentration of oxygen in the blood it speeds up and you breath faster, and where there's an abundance, its slows down, cirulation slows down and you slow down your breathing

      ooh, maybe you can shift up gears too, vroom

    7. Re:variable speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "almost all"?

    8. Re:variable speed by Kupek · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can generally tell how hard I'm exercising by how much it hurts.

    9. Re:variable speed by tomknight · · Score: 1

      That depends on whether or not the subject's a politician...

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    10. Re:variable speed by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      While this is a setback for the pacemaker-using crowd, almost all agree that having a non-variable heart rate is better than having no heart rate at all.

      The ones that don't are probably the pilot group for this turbo-heart thingy.

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    11. Re:variable speed by Rogue974 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is something I know about, I am an engineer and work with centrifugal pumps (engineering classification of these impeller/turbine pumps. You can make them variable speed and use the speed of the impeller to control the flow of the medium being pumped. There are many advantages to this, but it is not the common flow control scheme. Most of the time, the speed of the impeller is held constant and a control valve on the discharge side of the pump is opened and closed. As the discharge vale is open, flow goes up, as the valve is closed, the flow goes down. I woudl venture to guess, that the muscles that apply pressure to arteries to direct the blood flow (an everyday normal activity in all human beigns) acts as the flow control and the pump just sits at normal speed. If you have a variable speed pump, they would have to tap into the nervous system to determine the blood needs of various organs/tissues and use that as speed control, not going to happen, or give you a rheostat on your side that you coudl turn up and down the spped of the impeller based on what you were doing (sarcasm). Summary, constant speed centrifigal pump with the flow control being down by the discharge valve (this case muscles on the arteries that are already there) and the pump impeller speed never changes.

    12. Re:variable speed by SargonZ · · Score: 1

      Touché :)

    13. Re:variable speed by e1618978 · · Score: 1

      The hard part would not be getting the pump to vary the speed, but the control hardware to set the speed. How would the pump be able to figure out that you need more oxygen in your muscles?

    14. Re:variable speed by Dedtired · · Score: 1

      You worry me

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    15. Re:variable speed by joib · · Score: 1


      Which brings up the point that these turbines are going to have to be variable speed if they're going to accommodate humans' varying oxygen needs.


      Yup.. you have to remember to switch on the afterburner (reheat for you British folks) when you need some extra Oomph.

    16. Re:variable speed by Rogue974 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Variable speed is unecessary. Not sure if you were saying that is the way and how it works when you replied, but you don't need to vary the speed at all. The speed of the pump is set to have the ability to deliver the maximum required flow and pressure (pump sizing exercise) and then the amount of flow is varied by the muslces that contract on the artieries. In other words, the body continues ot regulate the flow/need of the blood and the pump just supplies it. THat is the way a centrifigual pump works, the impeller goes the same speed all the time and has the potential to deliver the maximum flow, but does not deliver the maximum flow until the discharge valve (in this case the muscles the constrict the arteries) are open 100%. Simply put in the pump so that the blood flow capacity is there and then the bodies natural mechanisms that already directy the flow of blood would do the rest. Variable speed is near impossible (probably completely impossible) due to the control/decisions of speed/input needs etc that we don't know how to read from the human body.

    17. Re:variable speed by CharlieG · · Score: 3, Informative

      What? Almost all current generation pacemakers are rate responsive - they have a minimum rate, max rate, and rate curves, and they use various sensors (usually activity (movement) from what I understand, but also breathing rate) to change from one setpoint to another.

      I've been with my Dad when they check the programming of the resting and exercise rates on his pacemaker, and set them, and the transition point - It's all done with an inductive coil that is places over the main module of the pacemaker - they can even check the settings by phone

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    18. Re:variable speed by cft_128 · · Score: 1
      It's all done with an inductive coil that is places over the main module of the pacemaker - they can even check the settings by phone

      How long until they have WiFi and IP addresses so the tech can VPN or SSH in? Lets just hope they have a good firewall and no built in accounts.

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    19. Re:variable speed by caswelmo · · Score: 1

      This may be an optimum design methodology in some cases, but designing in this way designs for the maximum case. In other words, the impeller always spins quickly enough so that it can fully supply a fully-open valve. However, we all know that a very small percentage of your time throughout the day is spent in full-open mode. Most of it is in low-mode, especially when you're sleeping.

      I would think that this particular application would lend itself more to a variable speed impeller than a fixed speed impeller coupled with a variable sized outlet orifice. First, we would like to minimize power usage and thereby maximize battery life. Being able to run at the low-mode for most of the day would help this. Second, including a valving system adds moving parts to the system that aren't needed. Parts that could fail. In fact, they say in the article that the lack of (frictional) moving parts is an added bonus to this system. Why remove it?

      Now, here's an idea: What if we can design a way to power the device externally. How about some sort of device on the outside of the body that creates the magnetic field? The skin could still be between it and the impeller. That would possibly remove some of the risk of infection of the charging wire. Of course, anything external can be ripped off. Just a thought.

    20. Re:variable speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Do you mean in the research labs or out in the public? But, not long, it's going there. Induction is too slow, RF is already there for some pacemakermanufacturers. A pacemaker collects a lot of data (Intracardiac electrograms) and higher datarates is needed to move that data to a computer where the physician can analyze it. So, prepare to ssh into your pacemaker.

    21. Re:variable speed by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
      Turbines are generally happiest when running at a constant speed.

      We're not talking abouta gas turbines or something here. There is nothing inherit about a spinning propeller than means it's best run at a constant rpm, that purely depends on the application it was designed for.

  10. If I had no pulse... by garcia · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wouldn't have to take the two different high-blood pressure meds that I do now. That would save me about $35/month and the random side effects that go with taking these medicines (shortness of breath when exercising, dizziness when getting up to fast, etc).

    1. Re:If I had no pulse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes- and you could easily amortize the cost of this device and its implant by taking that $35 a month and multiplying it by 71.4 years. (MSRP by my estimate 40K with a 30K street price. :-) )

    2. Re:If I had no pulse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your high pressure problems are the consequence of the unhealthy food you eat. You could just buy a $5 pig heart to replace yours anyway.

    3. Re:If I had no pulse... by digitalgiblet · · Score: 1
      "I wouldn't have to take the two different high-blood pressure meds that I do now."

      You could also crank it up for a perma-woody. Then you could forget the viagra as well.

    4. Re:If I had no pulse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, they are actually a result of heredity. It has nothing to do with diet, exercise (as I had a 190/90 blood pressure when I was a distance swimmer who notoriously have low pulses).

    5. Re:If I had no pulse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dizziness when getting up to fast
      do you have to stay up the whole time you fast?

  11. Already there.... by bje2 · · Score: 1

    I already live without a pulse...you insensitive clod...

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  12. Pulse by kc0re · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I heard that people without pulse get a sense of disorientation and un-equilibrium. Especially those with screw drive hearts. Since the body has operated on a pulse for so many years, I have talked to people that have these screw drive heart devices, and they initially they couldn't even sleep at night because they didn't have the pulse in their ear.

    1. Re:Pulse by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

      Ha, having that 'pulse in the ear' has to rank as one of the most annoying factors of sleeping for me. Even worse is when you lie on your left side, and your heartbeat amplifies through the matress. I'm all for this non-pulsing heart doo-wickey :-)

    2. Re:Pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      those people probably need a brain transplant more than a heart transplant anyway.

    3. Re:Pulse by !splut · · Score: 1

      I heard that people without pulse get a sense of disorientation and un-equilibrium. Especially those with screw drive hearts.

      All things considered, I'd say those people with no pulse who can attribute it to an artificial heart are the lucky ones.

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    4. Re:Pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything begins with a pulse. All of existence is a pulse. The seas rise and fall with a pulse. The winds circles the globe in pulses. The sun rises and sets in a pulse. The universe comes into existence, and leaves with a bang in the space of a single pulse, a cosmic augenblik.
      We are creatures of pulsation, boney jellyfish.
      That has nothing to do with whether a turbine heart will succeed, only with the effect it will have on the recipient, to become turbinated.

  13. cosmetic surgery? by mblase · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder how many goth vampire wannabes will elect to have these implanted, just to improve their authenticity?

    1. Re:cosmetic surgery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That kind of elective surgery would be quite expensive, far beyond the budgetary constraints of a goth McWorker...

    2. Re:cosmetic surgery? by kc0re · · Score: 0

      Good point. Then they can get their canines implanted... all they need to do is work on the whole "Catch fire with the sun hits you" thing.

    3. Re:cosmetic surgery? by einar2 · · Score: 1

      I might be wrong but I think nobody survived the transplant of an artificial heart by five years. So, this is a last ressort not a "solution" and we can rule out cosmetics...

    4. Re:cosmetic surgery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm sure someone needing a healthy heart would be glad to pay.

    5. Re:cosmetic surgery? by AhabTheArab · · Score: 1

      I might be wrong but I think nobody survived the transplant of an artificial heart by five years. So, this is a last ressort not a "solution" and we can rule out cosmetics...

      They're goth vampires, the only way they can die, is from a wooden stake. Don't you know anything?

    6. Re:cosmetic surgery? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      They're goth vampires, the only way they can die, is from a wooden stake.

      How do you expect to pierce a metal-shell artificial heart with a wooden stake?

      No, the only way to kill a bionic goth vampire is with a titanium stake.

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    7. Re:cosmetic surgery? by James+Turpin · · Score: 1, Interesting

      (tongue-in-cheek) Actually, many of the myths about vampires come from an ancient civilization with advanced technology who achieved hugely increased life spans by use of cybernetics as well as organ and blood harvesting from less advanced humans. Because their hearts were mechanical, not organic, the only way to stop the heart from beating was to physically damage the heart itself. Even if you fatally wounded a vampire, its heart would not stop pumping. Hence the myth that the only way to kill a vampire is to steak it in the heart.

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  14. The Real Question by slaad · · Score: 1

    If you're living, but have no pulse, I think the real question is: Can you see yourself in a mirror?

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  15. Exercise by The0retical · · Score: 1

    I wonder what it would do to people should they start to exercise again. I know its not a heart replacemnt but if the blood needs to flow through faster because you are using the oxygen in it at a higher rate would it respond to that? If not rehab is going to be quite a pain in the arse.

    Either way this is pretty cool its a step in the right direction for modern medicine and in search of the heart replacement. I dont know if I could live with my chest sounding like a washing machine all the time though that may drive me a little nuts.

  16. Life without Pulse? by blacklily8 · · Score: 0

    Geez, with no Pulse, I guess I'd have to learn how to live with WinAmp. Nah, Deliplayer, for sure.

  17. Problems by BWJones · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There are certain advantages to having a "pulse". Examples are: The alternating low and high pressures may allow the bodies baroreceptors to better control blood pressure and there are other important feedback mechanisms associated with having alternating high and low pressures in response to the heart contracting. I would worry that some of the new pumps could undermine those mechanisms.....

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    1. Re:Problems by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

      "may allow"
      "would worry"

      So what you're saying is that you don't know, but you're using Hume's wrecking ball to say that because you don't know that there is a problem, that nobody can say that there ISNT one.
      Bah, how does this stuff get modded up?

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    2. Re:Problems by BWJones · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Perhaps I should have clarified some of this for the non-biologists here. Baroreceptors are receptors found in the aortic arch and internal carotid arteries that are sensitive not only to overall pressure in the cardiovascular system, but also to rates of pressure changes which are critically important in cases where you suddenly undergo rapid loss of blood pressure. (like when you are bleeding......alot). In cases like these, your body starts a series of physiologic changes to keep you alive and interfering with those sorts of things were what I was referring to.

      These issues may also be important for maintaining cardiovascular fitness as well as recovering from myocardial infarcts, and because the alternating pulse pressure is eliminated in turbine models, I would worry about possible losses of negative feedback which might result in runaway blood pressure which could lead to hemorrhagic strokes, kidney damage and other such unpleasantries.

      Oh, and since the Slashdot crowd appears to be preoccupied with sex, there is some evidence that penile erections are dependant upon alternating pressures to, ahem.....get the job done.

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    3. Re:Problems by BWJones · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that you don't know, but you're using Hume's wrecking ball to say that because you don't know that there is a problem, that nobody can say that there ISNT one.

      No, I am a scientist. What I am saying is that there are potential problems. The hypothesis is that there are no problems, but you have ideas and hypothesis that should be tested, so the next step is testing them and either accepting or rejecting the hypothesis. That is pretty basic seventh grade science dude.

      As an aside, in much scientific prose, you will find a tone that is not so aggressive in its portrayal of findings or suggestions. It is a style, and I tend to like that style rather than getting in ones face about things unless you are absolutely convinced of the preponderance of scientific evidence.

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    4. Re:Problems by schemanista · · Score: 1

      Bah, how does this stuff get modded up?

      "Baroreceptor" is a very exciting word. And there's no "+1 Sexy" mod.

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    5. Re:Problems by millahtime · · Score: 1

      The human body is possibly the most complex "machine" or "system". The feedback system and way the body responds to things is hardly understod. Doctors and scientists have barely scratched the surface in these areas.

      So, from an engineering point of view to put replace and old "subsystem" with a new one that does not operate in the same way leaves for repercussions that you or the experts cannot imagine.

    6. Re:Problems by freqres · · Score: 0

      I'm not really sure that the patients receiving these are that concerned about it. The article states these things are a last ditch effort and most people that recieved them still died within a year.

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    7. Re:Problems by endx7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The again, not having a working heart at all would probably undermine those mechanisms as well...

    8. Re:Problems by tomknight · · Score: 1
      Mind you though given the choice of all these potential problems and death, I'd probably take my chances on having no pulse (the living way).

      Tom.

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    9. Re:Problems by SmoothB · · Score: 1

      My wife had open heart sugery a couple of years ago. It went amazingly well (wonders of modern medicine).

      We were told of the inherent risks of a heart / lung bypass machine. It seems that a pretty good portion of people that go on it suffer some permanent, albeit minor, loss of mental capacity, usually associated with memory. It is not the normal side effects that follow a general anesthetic, which can have the same effect, only temporary.

      One of the working theories on this was that a heart / lung bypass machine does not "pluse", but just "whirrs along" without any ac/decelleration of blood flow. It is is thought that the natural pulse helps keep blood from sticking to the sides of the vessels or some such related information.

    10. Re:Problems by dankrabach · · Score: 1

      But if we combined Viagra/Levitra/Cialis with the "whiring" sensation, wouldn't this be better for her ?

    11. Re:Problems by Jozer99 · · Score: 1

      Chances are, people who have massive heart failure are not going to get any with either of the alternatives: death, or a donor heart and powerful medications.

    12. Re:Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regarding that problem with male performance, I've just received an email offering a great deal on a pill to fix that. Problem solved!

    13. Re:Problems by ultranova · · Score: 1

      These issues may also be important for maintaining cardiovascular fitness as well as recovering from myocardial infarcts,

      What is a myocardial infarct ?

      and because the alternating pulse pressure is eliminated in turbine models, I would worry about possible losses of negative feedback which might result in runaway blood pressure which could lead to hemorrhagic strokes, kidney damage and other such unpleasantries.

      How does the body increase the blood pressure significantly when the original heart is incapable of beating (with any real strength) and the turbine either propelling at fixed rate or controlled by biofeedback/electronics (in which case it would be a simple matter of programming an upper limit to blood pressure) ?

      Oh, and since the Slashdot crowd appears to be preoccupied with sex, there is some evidence that penile erections are dependant upon alternating pressures to, ahem.....get the job done.

      I'd imagine penile tissues working much better with a steady pressure than no pressure at all ;). Besides, couldn't you use one of those rings you put around the root of the penis to create an alternating pressure by changing it's size rhytmically (of course you have to be carefull not to constrict it too much ;). Coming to think of it, this kind of thing could be used to create alternating blood pressure with the turbine by putting it around a major artery...

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    14. Re:Problems by phizzits · · Score: 1

      "Oh, and since the Slashdot crowd appears to be preoccupied with sex, there is some evidence that penile erections are dependant upon alternating pressures to, ahem.....get the job done." I highly doubt heart transplant patients are sexually active, or should be. Lots of people are thinking of this as a new heart for the general public. It's benefits far outweigh the possible problems.

  18. Considerations by Karrde712 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Will this artificial heart have an automatic flow regulator, or will there be a nob on the pacemaker allowing the recipient to regulate the flow?

    Basically, the body needs to pump varying amounts of oxygen through the body at different times (i.e. running) and would need some method of varying the flow rate.

    Or would they perhaps replace one of the patient's nipples with a regulator dial?

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    1. Re:Considerations by akadruid · · Score: 1

      With a FM radio on the other one.

      In a few years time you will have a head shaped like a novelty condom.

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  19. Re:what does it mean to be human? by photon317 · · Score: 1


    is there any way you can confine your wierdness to k5? :)

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  20. I thought... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

    ...they tried that. Complications aroze because the circulatory system wasn't built for continuous flow.

    1. Re:I thought... by freqres · · Score: 1

      Well, these patients are facing the reality of zero blood flow so I think they might as well take the chance.

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  21. Interesting by The-Bus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder what kind of effect this has on the body. Think about it, it's a pretty constant stream of blood flowing, as opposed to a stop/start of a pulse. Sure, there's several (I'd say at least... 5 or 6)* pulses per minute, but if I remember seeing video of a cellular level for vessels, it looked more like a semi-congested LA highway rather than a smooth flow. My guess is you'd probably need some sort of batteryless implant that would measure blood pressure as well.

    * Very technical here.

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  22. still a pulse by uid0mako · · Score: 3, Informative

    from the article:
    "LVADs are not designed to replace the heart but are implanted alongside it under the rib cage."

    Therefore your heart is still there beating. This is just a supplement to it.

    1. Re:still a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Therefore your heart is still there beating. This is just a supplement to it.

      That doesnt follow.

      It seems the heart pumps blood into the pump, which then levels out the flow and leaves you with no pulse.

      From the article:
      people implanted with the device have no pulse

    2. Re:still a pulse by uid0mako · · Score: 1

      so you are saying that if a doctor or a paramedic puts a stethoscope on the beating heart, (which we both agree to), they won't hear anything?? I understand there might not be anything in the wrist, but what about the patients chest?!?!?

    3. Re:still a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess that is what I would call a heartbeat.
      As I see it, a pulse is the rythmic moving of the blood in the bloodstream.

      I'm trying to provide a reasonable way of interpreting the article. But if you know enough about this to dispute the claims of the article, more power to you.

  23. You have to rtfa by bfree · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't believe that the body has no problem with living without a pulse! I would have expected complicated side effects (the lack of rythm disturbing some other micro or macro cycles). Any biologists in the house care to explain how far back in evolutionary terms it is since we last had no pulse? Does nothing depend on it or do we really have the diversity in our dna to adapt to the situation?

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  24. Internal Metronome by the+darn · · Score: 3, Funny

    Then I'd not only lack rhythm, I'd have no beat, either!
    Semi-seriously, though, would this eliminate the possibility of things, uh, throbbing?

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  25. 'Detecting a pulse' for those who don't have one by EnglishTim · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A few months back I did a first-aid course at work. One of the interesting things I found out was the technique they use for checking to see if someone's heart is beating:

    Basically, you pinch their earlobe. This forces the blood out of the lobe, and then you let go. If colour returns to the lobe, then the heart is beating and blood has been pumped back in. If it does not then blood is no longer moving around the body.

    This technique would probably also work for those with no pulse.

  26. A few things by BB101 · · Score: 0

    I understand that these completely replace the heart, how do they cope with things that make your heart beat faster? like stress, etc.

  27. Whatever You Do...Don't. Fall. Asleep. by GoatChunks · · Score: 3, Funny

    With no pulse, I'd be afraid to take a nap in the park. "God damn it! I'm in the morgue again!"

    What would be worse though...I imagine most of the people getting these will be rather up in years. And, as old people and dads do, they will inevitably fall asleep in front of the TV.

    The first 6 or 7 times they do this, their family will think they're dead and will start going through his pockets. But then it becomes a "boy who cried wolf" scenario, and they think he's just sleeping when he's actually dead. Next thing you know, ol' grandpa has funked up the Lazy Boy, and they have to take him out in a bucket.

  28. predicted lifespan by sacrilicious · · Score: 5, Funny
    They also have no bearings, so they should last much longer than previous attempts. In fact, engineers don't give a predicted lifespan on these models.

    Marketer: So what's the predicted lifespan for these models?
    Engineer: We're, uh, not giving one.
    Marketer: Because it's so long?
    Engineer: I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. And now I have to go. (leaves)
    Marketer: (calling after him) I'll hold you to that!
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    1. Re:predicted lifespan by freqres · · Score: 1

      I can just imagine a bunch of pulse-less people wandering around like tourists because they have no bearings. Now if only the implant would make them moan all the time and have an insatiable appetite for brains.

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  29. Hmmm.... by El_Ge_Ex · · Score: 2, Funny


    He has no pulse sir.

    He's the undead! SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT!!!!!!

  30. Annoying? by jbarr · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't that constant vortex sucking sound be annoying after a while?

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    1. Re:Annoying? by smooth+wombat · · Score: 0

      I was going to make a comment about the 'vortex sucking sound' but thought better of it. The folks around here don't need any more wild ideas.

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    2. Re:Annoying? by tomknight · · Score: 1
      Well, I guess being dead's quieter, but I'll take the vortex malarky...

      Tom.

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  31. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by kiatoa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm sure someone will be adding their favorite politician to this thread but seriously - I'd put money that there will be some consequences to not having a pulse. Valves will not get the exercise they need or something. N million years of evolution (or 7 days of design if that is what you buy into) means that there are probably lots of subtle interdepenancies of a pulsating blood supply. Of course some of the consequences might well be good...

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  32. Swoosh... Swoosh... Swoosh... by waynelorentz · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think this has happened before (someone living without a pulse). There was some old man in Kentucky in the last year or so who was hooked up to an external blood pumping device. He was on the news because he lived for a few months, setting a record for the person who lived the longest without a heart. He was asked by a television reporter what it was like to not have a heart, and the guy said not having a pulse was the strangest thing he'd ever experienced. He said it was really really eerily quiet. Gross.

  33. How would the body react? by akiaki007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Considering our veins are outfitted with nice valves that prevent the backflow of blood in between pumps of the heart, what would happen to them when they are no longer needed? One would think that they just wouldn't close, which I suppose is fine, but it just seems that they might create an unwanted side-effect.

    Also, it is possible that our organs aren't capabale of handling blood in a constant stream and they need those precious milliseconds of rest in between beats.

    Perhaps I should've stayed in medicine and then I'd know these answers, but since I didn't, anyone know or have a better theoretical idea?

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    1. Re:How would the body react? by confused+one · · Score: 1

      To die from a lack of available donor hearts; or, risk some minor vascular damage due to constant blood flow... Hmmm.... I'll have to think about it for a while.

    2. Re:How would the body react? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering our veins are outfitted with nice valves that prevent the backflow of blood in between pumps of the heart, what would happen to them when they are no longer needed? One would think that they just wouldn't close, which I suppose is fine, but it just seems that they might create an unwanted side-effect.

      So far these are only being considered for when the alternative is death by a combination of heart failure and the lack of a heart to translplant in.

      Given the choice between potential "unwanted side effects" caused by not having a pulse, and certain death caused by not having a heart, I think I'd take the former...

    3. Re:How would the body react? by Rogue974 · · Score: 1

      I coudl be wrong on this, not being a biologist or a doctor, but I do remember studies on this from a few years back in some bio classes. The viens have the back prevention valves, but the arteries do not. The pressure is highest closest to the heart, and drops the further you get (basic fluid flow) The arteries don't have the back flow prevention valves because the pressure is high enough even between beats that the blood keeps moving forward. The viens, the pressure has dropped anough to get a slow down/slight back flow of the blood, espically in the legs pumping against gravity, between beats. Organs/tissue already have a steady flow going to them and and unsteady flow going away from them. Correct me if I am wrong.

    4. Re:How would the body react? by noims · · Score: 1

      The valves in most/many veins would still be used. Blood doesn't travel all the way through the body based solely on pressure from the heart; it travel up the legs, for example, largely due to normal small muscular contractions that squeeze the veins, pushing the blood through the valves. This is why standing without using your muscles (eg. through locking your knee and leaning on something) causes varicose veins; the blood pools above a valve but doesn't have the impetus to continue, thus expanding the vein.

      Of course, the fact that the blood pressure is constant might result in anomolies since it's not getting a push every once in a while. Also, I'm sure it would have effects on the blood vessel's elasticity, but I'm no doctor (I just play one in class).

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    5. Re:How would the body react? by RedWizzard · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Also, it is possible that our organs aren't capabale of handling blood in a constant stream and they need those precious milliseconds of rest in between beats.
      If that's the case then the problem certainly isn't a severe one. According to TFA, the six patients who have received this device were all so sick that they could not have a transplant and had life expectancies of less than a year. I'm sure those patients organs were in a pretty delicate state. 3 of them have since died, but the others are doing very well. One of them is living at home 13 months later.

      As an aside, there are an awful lot of posts here looking for problems and generally being pretty negative on the whole idea. It really says something depressing about the general tone of Slashdot at the moment. I wonder if it has occurred to any of those posters that the developers will have thought of these problems too, and either solved them or determined that they are not significant?

  34. Time to lower /. dating standards by Mr.+Neutron · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Must have a pulse" is no longer a requirement. :-)

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    1. Re:Time to lower /. dating standards by Vexler · · Score: 2, Funny

      Perhaps, but let's not confuse that with "Must have a heart". ;-)

    2. Re:Time to lower /. dating standards by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      You insensitive clod! What about the necrophiliac geeks here?

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    3. Re:Time to lower /. dating standards by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure it was a standard in the first place. Try here and here.

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    4. Re:Time to lower /. dating standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Must have a heart" contradicts with being female.

    5. Re:Time to lower /. dating standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about this site?

    6. Re:Time to lower /. dating standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because there's always time for necrophilia!

    7. Re:Time to lower /. dating standards by Vexler · · Score: 1

      Well, except the one to whom I am married... after I got kicked in the teeth by several.

    8. Re:Time to lower /. dating standards by Richard+M.+Nixon · · Score: 1

      "Must have a pulse" is no longer a requirement. :-)

      Huzzah!

      Oh, wait, does that apply to the boys or the girls or both?

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  35. We are the Borg... by m0RpHeus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Too bad this came in too late for Slashdot's previous poll regarding putting yourself on a robot body. Having these means we're one sep closer to becoming Borgs.

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  36. I expect by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Many more torches, pitch forks and steaks.

    Like I don't have enough of THOSE in my life already...

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    1. Re:I expect by oiarbovnb · · Score: 1
      Many more torches, pitch forks and steaks.



      I think you meant stakes.

    2. Re:I expect by Scrameustache · · Score: 1
      steaks
      .
      I think you meant stakes.

      Thank you, spellchecker.
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    3. Re:I expect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he's planning a barbeque?

  37. Re:Nature's solution is best in at least a few way by stemcell · · Score: 1

    Rock on caterpillar drive, I say. I'm thinking Hunt for Red October here.

    Stem

  38. Zombies, obviously by SadPenguin · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would totally mess with people. I'd hang around in busy public areas claiming to be undead (or dead, not sure which is creepier) and then when people questioned me i'd be able to prove, by traditional metrics that i am dead (no pulse). then i would try to avoid the police, because, c'mon, people get creeped out pretty easily.

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    1. Re:Zombies, obviously by jellybear · · Score: 2, Funny

      Omigod that is so goth it would be awesome I would be so goth.

    2. Re:Zombies, obviously by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Actually it's pretty easy to fake a lack of pulse, and even to "turn it off and on" at will.

      Just put a suitable object in your armpit - a balled up sock for example. As long as you squeeze your arm against your body it compresses that artery blocking the pulse to that arm.

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  39. Anything with a pulse by Underholdning · · Score: 0

    My sex life would be worse. I mean - today I only get those that would "do anyone with a pulse". Once I fall out of that category, my only sex life would be when my pocket is picked.

  40. Re:What? No MD's here? by stephenbooth · · Score: 4, Funny

    The golf course hasn't put in WiFi yet.

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  41. neat devices by NotZed · · Score: 1

    These things have been on TV here in Australia more than once in the last year or so, they're very cool devices. And indeed, there is no measurable pulse, despite being installed along-side the existing (sick) heart.

    The neat thing technologically is the completely frictionless impeller which is suspended by magentic fields and the lubricated by the flow of blood. Without damanging the blood because it is far enough away from the pump walls and moves slowly enough.

    Because there is no friction the pump itself should last effectively indefinitely, assuming the wiring doesn't burn itself out.

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  42. Hydrodynamic or turbine assist by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    I had a class in school that discussed implants in the larger veins, for instance the legs, that would boost blood flow back up to the heart in high-G situations. The idea was to use a low RPM turbine, driven through an inductive loop in the flight suit, to increase blood pressure. The other idea was to use a magneto-hydrodynamic "Red October" style of assist, but there was debate about running that much electrical field through the body/conductive liquid (blood).
    I for one, would welcome our new Turbocharged Circulatory Overlords.

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  43. Re:http://www.mchawking.com/ by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 0

    Man, I bet food tastes good through that mouth. And waddaya know, this isn't "trolling"... Well you have a nice day, too. (and no, I'm not going to suggest you have a nice weekend.)

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  44. I'm more curious about heartless sex by digitalgimpus · · Score: 0

    ... oh wait... that's common already.

    I'm still curious about sex.

    1. Re:I'm more curious about heartless sex by GoatChunks · · Score: 1

      You'd think they could come up with a way to give us a constant orgasm instead of the inefficient pump thing.

      Ewww...now I have visions of fire hoses dancing in my head.

    2. Re:I'm more curious about heartless sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at least there won't be any throbbing erections.

  45. Re:Nature's solution is best in at least a few way by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well yeah, but this is for when natures's solution fails. Kidneys and bone marrow solve the blood cell damage problem. :-)

    I'm wondering about the little one-way valves throughout the body which aid the pulse. Does such a system damage or suffocate those valves?

    Aren't there other systems in the body which depend on the pulse? Could the move to a pulseless heart make a later transplant less likely to be successful?

  46. Cool .. by ciupman · · Score: 0

    .... I would fake death more easily !! ;) .. every kids dream ... huh .. wait a minute, i'm no longer a kid !! damn it ...

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  47. Slight hazard by mattbee · · Score: 1

    The VentrAssist has two tubes, one drawing blood in from the left ventricle and the other sending it out to the aorta, the body's main artery. A cord emerges from the abdomen, where patients connect it to a rechargeable battery.

    Could be a bummer to go on holiday and forget to bring your charger, then.

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    1. Re:Slight hazard by StuckInSyrup · · Score: 1

      A cord emerging from the abdomen?
      Well, ::something:: emerges from my abdomen, but sticking it into a power plug...

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    2. Re:Slight hazard by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      And let's not forget what happens when you unplug the old battery ;-)

    3. Re:Slight hazard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case of a bad cut you could unplug the unit, spray super glue on the wound, then plug the power back in. Hardly any blood loss.

  48. Big deal! by scorp1us · · Score: 1

    Lawyers have been working without a pulse for years!

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  49. The other question would be... by doppleganger871 · · Score: 1

    ...could you live with a power cord sticking out of your stomach to recharge the thing? Heh. Interesting.

  50. This has been tried... by nkntr · · Score: 1

    I believe it was several several years ago that they had "improved" on the heart by creating a device that worked without a conventional pulse.. everything hooked to it died.. It seems some of our body systems require a pulse for regulation??? I am remembering this from quite a number of years back, but it seems that I recall that this is why they can't keep people on the external artificial heart/kidney too long, because it is a constant flow, and doesn't replicate a pulse. I know I remember this, but I don't know if and/or how we got around it to make it work now.

  51. Considering.... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    I've already sold my soul to Milhouse, I'd guess living without a pulse shouldn't be too different.

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  52. Oh no, the porn industry! by emorphien · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm, this could be bad for any male porn star that needs a replacement heart. Aren't the male porn stars supposed to be able to hold a throbbing erection? Now it's gonna have the distinct hum of a turbine.

    Could be good, could be bad. Hmm.

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    1. Re:Oh no, the porn industry! by tomknight · · Score: 1
      Sorry, but I don't think the avarage pornstar'd want a wire coming out of they abdomen anyway....

      Tom.

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  53. Re:'Detecting a pulse' for those who don't have on by imag0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, that and the guy you just checked screaming "OW! You just pinched me fucking ear!" will probably help as well.

  54. Of course you can live without a pulse by Megaweapon · · Score: 1

    Just look at the *BSD projects ;)

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  55. what about neurology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are some pretty hypothetical models of water flow in the brain that rely on vascular pulatile variations to help slosh things around. If the water (CSF) in the brain acts in part as a cleaning fluid to help dispose of biochemical junk then taking away the pulse may be a very bad thing. Imagine the ineffectiveness of our clothes washer if only spun round and round with no agitation.

  56. Rotary? by slimak · · Score: 1

    For some reason this reminds me of a rotary engine. Lets hope they run a little better than those used in the RX-7s, no one wants their heart burning oil (although the added HP is nice).
    On a serious note, I've always wondered how artificial hearts adjust pulse (or in this case flow). If I had one of these and went running --probably not a first choice of activities for someone with an artificial heart -- would the flow increase?

    1. Re:Rotary? by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      A rotary engine, like a two-stroke engine, has no option but to burn off the lube oil -- unless someone manages to make a lubricant which will survive the temperature of the fuel-air explosion (or come up with some materials that don't require any lubrication; maybe some kind of ceramic). Fortunately, this thing isn't burning any fuel.

      This thing is basically a DC brushless motor. The armature is just the right shape to act as an impeller; pulses of current are applied to the stator windings in turn, creating a revolving magnetic field, and the armature turns so as to line itself up with the field, North pole to South pole and South pole to North pole. Since the armature and stator have different numbers of poles, the direction of rotation can be determined by the energisation sequence -- wherever the two parts are positioned with respect to one another, one of the North poles on the armature will always be nearer -- and hence move towards -- one of the South poles on the stator than the other one. Which is good, because you really don't want a 50:50 chance of your blood going the wrong way when you first connect the thing up! You can vary the speed of rotation by varying the time period between energising one coil and energising the next, and you can vary the power by simple pulse width modulation.

      What's neat is the way that the whole armature/impeller assembly just floats in the blood; although it's not all that new. Central heating pumps use a very similar principle, with the whole armature assembly floating in the water which is pushed through the boiler and radiators (or the hot water heat exchanger); but they don't need all the fancy electronics as they are running off AC, with just two stator windings and a simple capacitor to generate a phase shift. They also tend to wear out very quickly if the spindle is not absolutely dead horizontal {when installing a gas combi-boiler, a few washers behind the bottom of the unit will create a very slight backward tilt that the householder will never spot, but will be just enough so as to guarantee you a service call to that house within three years}. I would hope that these heart replacements are a little more tolerant!

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  57. Predicted lifespan... by McAlt+0178 · · Score: 1
    In fact, engineers don't give a predicted lifespan on these models.

    That's because it's too easy for the manufacturer to go back on that lifetime warranty.

    1. Re:Predicted lifespan... by yeremein · · Score: 1

      That's because it's too easy for the manufacturer to go back on that lifetime warranty.

      The lifetime warranty would be the perfect way to sell one of these! Automatically expires when it fails!

  58. The first artificial valves by mikael · · Score: 1

    There was once an article about one of the first patient to receive a mechanical heart valve, who was travelling by air. Apparently, the security staff wouldn't let him onto the plane due to the ticking noise they heard emanating from his chest cavity. The patient had to call up the hospital and get confirmation from the doctor. On later flights he had to carry a certificate in his passport explaining the source of the noise.

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    1. Re:The first artificial valves by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      when I was in highschool, there was another kid that had such a valve...

      when people who didn't know him started asking about the ticking noise, he said it was his watch.

      the joke was, being a geek, he wore a digital calculator watch.

  59. Re:http://www.mchawking.com/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Man, I bet food tastes good through that mouth

    are you trying to make fun of disabled people? fuck you, prick.

  60. Re:To whomever modded parent "Troll": by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Until slashdot has a section on mythology it'd be wise to keep your superstitious beliefs to yourself.

  61. No predicted lifespan? by YouHaveSnail · · Score: 1

    In fact, engineers don't give a predicted lifespan on these models.

    I'm not sure that fact would comfort me were I to need one of these things.

  62. Re:Nature's solution is best in at least a few way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Similarly, I recall seeing a documentary on this, which mentioned that the pulse may in fact be necessary to control and stimulate the growth of vessel walls. Anyone know if the opinion on this has changed?

  63. MOD PARENT UP by Palverone · · Score: 1

    Parent is on topic, especially the validity of so many elective surgeries now days and the fact that the world is obsessed with making themselves different than who they truly are.

    If we can flag comments funny because they make a point of the uses of these devices, we can mod this guy insightful for thinking of potentially valid uses of the product in discussion here.

  64. Re:what does it mean to be human? by ciupman · · Score: 1

    All i can tell you is that you define it really well, with all you existencial problems! Only humans do that ..

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  65. Re:'Detecting a pulse' for those who don't have on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not a reliable indication. You'd be amazed how much peripheral circulation shuts down in patients in shock as the body attempts to maintain blood pressure in the core. At best, refill at the lobe will give you a general idea that the patient may be perfusing well, but lack of refill is certainly not an indication of pulselessness. Circulation out at the skin layer is one of the first things the body cuts back on in an attempt to combat shock.

    (IMHO - however I speak from many years of experience as a Paramedic.)

  66. Book by mgessner · · Score: 1

    Interestingly enough, there was a sci-fi book years ago that had this concept as an important detail. The book is called Superluminal and the author is Vonda K. McIntyre.

    The book is about faster than light travel through other dimensions beyond the 4th. The pilots of the ships had their hearts removed and replaced with pumps that the pilot could control through biofeedback to allow them to control their bodies more closely through the stresses of superluminal travel.

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  67. Thump,Thump, was Re:He's Dead, Jim. by ewn · · Score: 1
    FTA: "The pump also has a curious side effect: people implanted with the device have no pulse." They had better put an obvious port on it so paramedics know it's there before sending voltage through.

    Maybe these things will make artificial "Thump, Thump" sounds, just like some digicams that do an audible but synthetic "click" when triggered.

    1. Re:Thump,Thump, was Re:He's Dead, Jim. by ccady · · Score: 1

      Maybe these things will make artificial "Thump, Thump" sounds, just like some digicams that do an audible but synthetic "click" when triggered.

      Great. At the funeral, Grandma has her hearing aid turned up and screams "Grandpa's alive! I hear his heartbeat!"

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  68. Weird science by jcostantino · · Score: 1
    That's actually pretty cool - their artificial heart diagram looks like a turbocharger :)

    How long does this thing last on battery power? It seems to have an infinite lifespan due to no physical contact of moving surfaces but I expect it still needs a battery.

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  69. Just Think Of The Fun by JohnPerkins · · Score: 1

    ...you could have at parties, meetings, and so on. Just sit/lie/lean there, not moving, wait til someone takes your pulse, and watch everyone go nuts.

    Of course, with my luck, the person who knows CPR won't be Hello Nurse...

  70. Ultimately, unhealthy. by carlcmc · · Score: 1

    The human body is wonderfully designed and mainted in equilibrium. It is not designed for changes such as these. The end organ systems require high enough blood pressure to perfuse the capillary beds, delivering oxygen at a fast, predictable rate. This pressure is delivered with the contraction of the left ventricle as the blood then courses through the aorta and to the rest of the body.

    HOWEVER, the arterial system NEEDS a period of relaxation, diastolsis. The arterial system will develop atherosclerosis, or hardening of the arteries, calcium deposition, aneurysm formation with possible dissection etc unless the pressure is allowed to relax. It can cause end organ damage if there is not this pressure release. Particularly at risk are the kidney. Chronic renal failure may develop as the kidneys lose function because of the constantly high pressure. It is difficult to improve upon what we currently have.

  71. New Scientist follows where Tabloid TV leads? by Mr.+Roadkill · · Score: 1
    From the New Scientist article:
    Since June 2003, David Kaye and his team at the Alfred Hospital in Melbourne, Australia, have implanted the VentrAssist in seven patients with end-stage heart failure. All of them were too frail for heart-transplant surgery and were not expected to survive longer than a year without artificial assistance.
    Knew I'd seen it somewhere before. One of the .au Tabloid Television shows had a five minute human interest piece on this, what, six months ago. Good to see it's getting international recognition though. As for posters suggesting a need for tags on patients so paramedics don't fry them... don't you think the power cable coming out of the patient's abdomen and leading to the power pack will be enough of a giveaway?

    And yeah, I did just get modpoints... so if you post on this topic, I guess you're safe.

  72. Perpetual Motion Machine by KingEomer · · Score: 1

    No friction, eh? I guess, then, they only need to give the impeller a push and it'll keep going for ever. Mind you,the impeller is coming into contact with the blood, so I think their would be at least some friction, which means that the blades should eventually wear down... A long time from now.

  73. Oh the excitement! by meganthom · · Score: 1

    When you are excited or nervous, others complain they hear a faint whirring sound...

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  74. This has been done before by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

    Like, a few years ago. I also remember seeing it on TV in Britain. IIRC there were problems keeping the thing from getting clagged up, because the body tries to coat foreign objects with tissue, but IANA physician.

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  75. Time for HardOCP.... by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

    to do some overclocking tests on it to create "The Doom3 Utlimate Body Guide"

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  76. Mother Nature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My mind keeps thinking of that old adage, "It's not nice to fool with mother nature."

  77. Re:what does it mean to be human? by NickFitz · · Score: 1

    When you get to my age, the present is a very alien place...

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  78. Very smart idea! by stavrosfil · · Score: 1

    This reminds me the way airplanes evoluted... For nature is easier to make the birds move up and down their wings. Man at the beggining tried to copycat the nature and tried to make planes with moving wings. But as we all now it is much easier for humans to fly using turbines. Maybe this is the case with hearts too. Instead of trying to mimic the 4 chambers way that natural heart uses, we should use our good old knows turbine pumps...

  79. There's a movie about this from 1981 by SamuraiiProgrammer · · Score: 1

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083197/

    It's called "Threshold" and it's about a non-beating (turbine) artificial heart.

    What do you know? Art actually beat Life to the punch!

  80. this will = bad circulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there are alot of factors that require the pulsing of a heart. for instance you have the various valves in your veins that prevent backflow. these valves provide some resistance, and are essentially calibrated to perfectly open up for maximum flow at the peak of the hearts pulse. now unless these constant flow pumps are running at the peak pressure that a heart makes (which cant be good for the body either).. then i see bad circulation for the fingers and toes (and more) as this is where the most resistance is.

  81. I'll stick with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... my original model, thanks.

  82. Re:Whatever You Do...Don't. Fall. Asleep. by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

    Seriously though, as long as you're still breathing I doubt it's an issue. I don't think most people would bother checking for a pulse (something that requires physical contact) if they can see you breathing.

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  83. How would your life be different without a pulse? by Mr.+Cancelled · · Score: 1

    Well, for one thing, that weird, blue fish guy (w/the voice of Niles Crane) in Hellboy wouldn't be able to sense me behind walls!
    (Sorry... Just saw the movie last night & it's on my mind)

    Seriously, wouldn't this result in a whole new line of doctors if this becomes common place?

    There's so much to specialize in regarding the circulatory system now, that it seems no pulse would warrant an entire new line of doctors prepared to diagnose and treat ailments to those who don't fit the normal modus operandi of pulse/heart related diagnosis.

    It also begs the question of whether or not other body organs and/or functions rely on a pulse to syncronize their operation. Anyone know?

  84. Re:'Detecting a pulse' for those who don't have on by confused+one · · Score: 1

    It's actually sad that they're teaching this. It's not reliable in all cases. I suspect they've fallen back on this method because too many people either panic in a real emergency, or just can't seem to be bothered to learn to do it right.

  85. q.v., Cordwainer Smith... by Ktistec+Machine · · Score: 1

    "Scanners Live in Vain"

    Also see Vonda McIntyre's story "Aztecs".

    Both involve the removal of hearts for purposes of
    space travel.

  86. Had it in the lab, years ago... by gillbates · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When I took my freshmen chemistry courses in college, we had electronic stirs - you'd drop this plastic coated magnetic "plug" in a beaker, and then set the beaker on the machine. An alternating magnetic field would cause the plug to spin, stirring the fluid.

    And now, 15 years later, someone finally figured out that you could apply the same principle to moving blood. Amazing.

    I've always wondered why people bleed to death on the operating room table from trauma. When I worked as a mechanic, I had a supply of various diameter tubings readily available so I could plug a vacuum leak when diagnosing a carburetor malfunction. I've never understood why surgeons can't do the same with blood vessels - the patient is bleeding from a major artery, and it never occurs to them that the could slice the artery in half and connect the ends with surgical tubing?

    I had always thought that there must be some really scientific reason for this, but now it occurs to me that it might just be ignorance. It took medical science 15 years to figure out that a lab stir would work better than bearings? I knew that as a freshmen! Ask the hubble designers - it uses frictionless magnetic bearings - maybe they could have clued someone in?

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    1. Re:Had it in the lab, years ago... by carlcmc · · Score: 2, Informative

      the reason many times is more ominous than what you mention. Say you're operating on a patient who has received previous radiation therapy. Sometimes the vessels will be just like butter. you can't place a stitch without it tearing. Meanwhile you're trying to pump in blood faster than they are bleeding out.

      say an artery is transected and the operating field fills with blood. They are bleeding out faster than 2 suckers can handle and you can't see to stop the bleed.

      say there is a arterial-venous malformation making a venous lake. The entire operating field is all blood vessels and there is no where to place a stitch that will stop the bleeding and won't cause more...

    2. Re:Had it in the lab, years ago... by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Maybe the scientific reason is that a bleeding artery isn't pulling a vacuum? Or could it be that there isn't a brass nipple conveniently sticking out from the cut artery waiting for a suitable piece of surgical tubing? It's even possible that the artery in question is attached on all sides by very tenous tissue.

      Of course, barring cosmetic surgery, we have to ignore that most people on an operating table are sick people who have been taken one step closer to death with anesthetics.

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    3. Re:Had it in the lab, years ago... by david.given · · Score: 1
      I've never understood why surgeons can't do the same with blood vessels - the patient is bleeding from a major artery, and it never occurs to them that the could slice the artery in half and connect the ends with surgical tubing?

      I have heard stories of people who've survived a slice in a major artery (such as in the leg) because the artery had been completely severed. The muscular end had then contracted, reducing the flow rate considerably, where a simple tear would have been stretched open.

      My uneducated, uninformed gut opinion is that it could well work. Possible problems I can think of is that arterial blood pressure is quite high (if my maths is right, I've just come up with 0.2 atmospheres), and you need to worry about connecting the severed ends once the immediate crisis is over.

      But yeah, this ought to be a fairly simple engineering problem. There's nothing actually medically difficult here. Any actual doctors willing to comment?

    4. Re:Had it in the lab, years ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because you can't just JB-Weld or duct tape your way out of a tricky operating room problem

    5. Re:Had it in the lab, years ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's actually quite a bit medically difficult. The engineering bit on that tube is even harder. It's not like these things are large or particularly stiff. And it's not like blood won't coagulate on them like a bitch.

      Second question -- how do you attach the veins and the tubing? Veins/arteries, when cut, tend to recoil down along themselves. They are stretchy, you know.

    6. Re:Had it in the lab, years ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And now, 15 years later, someone finally figured out that you could apply the same principle to moving blood. Amazing.

      You do realize that it can take 15 years or more for an idea to become something ready to test on human patients, right?
    7. Re:Had it in the lab, years ago... by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      I had always thought that there must be some really scientific reason for this, but now it occurs to me that it might just be ignorance.

      The heart pumps about 300 liters per hour--that's about five liters per minute. Your patient contains about five liters of blood. If you sever the aorta, do the math....

      Blood vessels are kind of squishy, and they're under pressure (much harder than covering a hole in a vacuum line). You can't see through blood, either, so the surgical field is a mess--try stitching in a patch to a floppy pipe (don't forget to connect both ends!) immersed in opaque liquid. If the field clears, then it means that your patient is out of blood, and you're screwed again.

      Yes, it's possible to clamp some vessels for a few minutes and effect repairs, but if something major goes, you're in a lot of trouble.

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    8. Re:Had it in the lab, years ago... by philip_bailey · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've never understood why surgeons can't do the same with blood vessels - the patient is bleeding from a major artery, and it never occurs to them that the could slice the artery in half and connect the ends with surgical tubing?

      The answer is that vascular surgeons have been doing exactly this since the 1950s.

      Common procedures nowadays include replacing part of an aneurysmal abdominal aorta with a "Dacron" graft or bypassing stenosed or occluded arteries in the lower limbs with synthetic grafts.

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    9. Re:Had it in the lab, years ago... by lordofthechia · · Score: 1

      Actually, isn't this the same mechanism many aquarium filters use already? I distinctly remember Penguin/Emperor filters (the ones that hang on the aquarium and have a little waterfall going) using a single moving part that did not make actual contact with the sides. So its just a part (not sure with either magnets or a coil) suspended in a magnetic field that will have a tendency then to spin.

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    10. Re:Had it in the lab, years ago... by aswang · · Score: 1
      They do use artifical grafts to stop or prevent hemorrhage, but installing a Shrock shunt, which is basically a pipe driven down the superior vena cava through the right atrium into the inferior vena cava past the liver in order to stop/slow hemorrhage from the IVC from behind the liver, nonetheless usually results in death (about 98% mortality) and while they do abdominal aortic grafts, aortobifemoral grafts, and even crazy bypasses that connect your axillary arteries all the way to your femoral arteries, they rarely can do this in emergent settings where the patient is losing vast amounts of blood because (1) the blood really gets in the way of visibility and makes tying knots really difficult (2) it's sometimes hard to figure out where the ends of a blood vessel are when they've been shorn apart by an errant bullet or punctured by multiple knife stabs, especially when everything is covered in blood and (3) even if they manage to stop the bleeding and install a graft, often times it is difficult to maintain blood pressure in times of massive hemorrhage, even when infusing blood, blood products, and/or crystalloid fluids at rapid flow rates into multiple vessels. And when blood pressure drops for too long, cells start dying, including cardiac myocytes and vascular endothelial cells, resulting in an irreversibly damaged heart and severely damaged blood vessels. So even if you plug up the hole, the system you were trying to prop up might have already irreversibly collapsed.

      Bear in mind that fully-equipped trauma surgeons with complete support teams are rarely found immediately at the site of a trauma incident. It usually takes at least some time to transport someone from where they got shot or stabbed to the OR, and you'd be surprised at how much blood you can lose in 30 seconds when your aorta is ripped in two or if your heart has a big hole in it.

      So with these excuses aside, the reason people die from hemorrhage secondary to trauma is basically related to the degree of technical difficulty of such procedures and the unforgiving time limitations of human physiology, rather than lack of theoretical knowledge on the part of surgeons.

  87. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by EpsCylonB · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I had a very similar reaction, IANAHS (I am not a Heart Surgeon) but in the article it says...

    it only has one moving part, a spinning impeller that drives a continuous stream of blood.

    Surely the human body is not designed for a continuous stream of blood ?.

    Saying that I am sure that this has all been researched thorougly to get to this stage and my limited medical knowledge probably isn't very useful.

  88. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by arivanov · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You are absolutely correct. If you look at the internal surface of a major vein you will notice that it it is uneven. It does not allow blood to flow back and this works properly only with a pulse flow. It will not work properly with a constant flow. So people who rely entirely on a device like this will be prone to various vein problems - varicose veins, cirrose like vena portalis deformities, etc. So devices like this cannot replace a heart 100%. At the same time they may be enough to provide assistance for a week or failing heart (this is what these guys are claiming to do anyway).
    While on the subject, continuous exposure of blood to a strong magnetic field is not something that has been investigated and there may be some long term problems associated with it.

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  89. With no pulse... by Neil+Watson · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..it's time to throw out your organ donar card.

  90. Re:Nature's solution is best in at least a few way by howlatthemoon · · Score: 2, Informative

    There would still be a need for the valves in the veins for stopping backflow. The venous pressure is very low. If i remember right (my last physiology course was a long time ago), most of the return flow is added by movement (muscles squeezing the veins pushing blood through the valves and the breathing cycle which causes the large veins to expand and collapse which pulls blood back to the thorax and towards the heart.

    This is a very simplistic explanation as I remember it, and I haven't had much coffee yet so the old gray matter is not ticking at full speed yet.

  91. Implications for taking blood pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The two values in a blood pressure reading represent pressure during contraction of the heart (the top or systolic value) and during relaxation (the bottom or diastolic). If the pump maintains constant pressure, there would be no diastolic value.

    Also, current methods of taking BP rely on the presence pulse noise (that's what they are listening for with the stethoscope when they release the air from the cuff). A new method would have to be devised.

  92. The scale wouldn't tremble by siphoncolder · · Score: 1

    The scale wouldn't tremble when you go to weight yourself, for one.

    Also, if you had an unrelated accident that caused you to go unconscious, I assume you would have to have a Medic Alert bracelet that says you don't have a pulse so that rescue efforts wouldn't be prematurely terminated.

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  93. But seriously... by The+Tyro · · Score: 3, Informative

    the procedure is actually to assess them first... something along the line of shaking them and asking "Annie! Annie! Are you OK?"

    If they answer "yes," you're done.

    I realize you were only joking, but the entire clinical picture needs to be taken into account.

    My favorite EMS call is the patient with a minor head injury who is rushed in with a "blown pupil." When you go see the patient, they're awake and alert, not vomiting, not somnolent, etc. It's usually someone who's new, and doesn't understand the pathophysiology behind Uncal Herniation and 3rd nerve compression.

    Back to the topic at hand... I wonder if the lack (or blunting) of the systolic peak and diastolic trough in the blood pressure would lead to any physiologic problems? According to the article, the device is actually a Left Ventricular Assist Device (the ole' intra-aortic balloon pump is the classic example of such a device). It steals blood from the left ventricle and steadily pumps it into the aorta... but I wonder if it has any effect on the coronary arteries?

    The coronary arteries mainly fill during diastole, when the aortic valve closes and blood floods the coronary sinuses on the aortic side of said valve... since this device essentially "steals" blood from the left ventricle and injects it somewhere downstream, I wonder if the coronaries get the same filling? (I suppose it's a question of where you place the downstream catheter.) It might not make a difference if you have clean coronaries, but if you've got a Left-main stenosis, it could be bad to drop that filling pressure...

    In a perfect hydraulic system, it wouldn't matter, since pressure injected in one location would increase pressure in all locations... but arteries have compliance, and they can flex.

    Interesting device... it'd be nice to know some more details.

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    1. Re:But seriously... by magefile · · Score: 2, Funny

      Show off ;-) But at least I know what atlantoaxial sublaxation and genu valgus are!

    2. Re:But seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      something along the line of shaking them and asking "Annie! Annie! Are you OK?"

      "Are you OK? Are you OK Annie?"

    3. Re:But seriously... by Aaden42 · · Score: 1

      > Annie are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK, Annie?

      Am I the only sick fsck here who saw the (almost) Michael Jackson lyric? Maybe I was just abused in my childhood or something...

      (Like listening to 80's music isn't abuse enough!)

    4. Re:But seriously... by demonlapin · · Score: 1
      This was brought up above, by an internist.

      Having looked at the company website (the relevant diagram is the PDF here), this thing has an inflow directly from the LV at the apex and implants into the ascending aorta proximal to the brachiocephalic trunk. Looks like in diastole you'd still get a bump in pressure - after the aortic valve closes, there's still pumpable blood in these guys with dilated CMP's. So this little puppy empties that before the next contraction.

      Besides, they'll all be on a beta blocker anyway. Myocardial oxygen demand should be pretty minimal.

    5. Re:But seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boy, you must live for stories like this. Maxed out on informative karma in one article :)

      (I kid, I kid - it's better than dealing with a hundred "I heard this from a friend of a friend" comments we usually get ;)

    6. Re:But seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Michael Jackson!? I was thinking it was the lyrics to Alien Ant Farm!

  94. Red October of the Heart by Venner · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Rock on caterpillar drive, I say. I'm thinking Hunt for Red October here.

    Lol. As a former nuclear/plasma physics graduate student, it makes me laugh even more. Do you know how that caterpiller drive actually works? The field of study is called magnetohydrodynamics and is one of the most @*#%$!* involved things I've studied...

    Basically, you have an electric field of some sort or readily available ions (think, salts in the ocean water), apply some strong magnetic fields of differing strength, and cause a forceful ion drift in the direction perpendicular. I just call it Evil Fluid Dynamics With 50 Other Variables.

    As an aside, since there are relatively fewer dissolved salts, the Red October's caterpiller drive wouldn't work in fresh water. Neat eh? Not that there are terribly many huge bodies of fresh water where you'd worry about silent submaries. :-)

    At any rate, there are dissolved salts in blood, aren't there? So you could theoretically do this for a heart pump. But who knows what the heck it'd do to the patient and I'm guessing you'd need a whole lot of auxiliary equipment.
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    1. Re:Red October of the Heart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stick to your physics and never ever touch the topics of medicen again. The blood is full of iron. Would you rather try to move salt or iron with a magnet?

    2. Re:Red October of the Heart by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Didn't we debunk this back when X-Men came out? Perhaps this page can help you:

      Just for your information, magnetism affects iron because it possesses a quality called "ferromagnetism". It's important to understand that ferromagnetism is a property that accrues only when the ferromagnetic material is present in bulk, requiring millions of atoms in the solid phase of matter. The iron in blood is not in bulk. One atom at a time is bound into a very large molecule called hemoglobin, which is dissolved in the cytoplasm of your red blood cells. Accordingly, that lone atom is not ferromagnetic. Magnetic power such as Magneto's could therefore not affect the iron in your blood. As a matter of fact, oxygen atoms are individually about as magnetic as iron atoms, and there are a *lot* more of them in your body; it would be a lot easier for Magneto to use his powers on your oxygen than it would be for him to use them on your iron.

      Also, you misspelled "medicine". I hereby award you the Michael award for overwhelming incorrectness.

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    3. Re:Red October of the Heart by ultranova · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Basically, you have an electric field of some sort or readily available ions (think, salts in the ocean water), apply some strong magnetic fields of differing strength, and cause a forceful ion drift in the direction perpendicular. I just call it Evil Fluid Dynamics With 50 Other Variables

      Um, no.

      A magnetohydrodynamic drive works exactly like any other DC electrical engine. That is, it has an electrical conduit material in a strong magnetic field. When current is applied to that conduit, it creates a magnetic field around the conduit, and the interaction of these fields causes the conduit to experience a force.

      In a "normal" submarine, you would use a copper wire as the conduit, and connect that wire to an axis to transfer the force to a propeller, which in turn would push water backwards. But in a magnetohydrodynamic submarine, you use seawater as the conduit. As a result, seawater experiences a force and is moved backwards (and the submarine experiences the counterforce and is moved forwards).

      As an aside, since there are relatively fewer dissolved salts, the Red October's caterpiller drive wouldn't work in fresh water. Neat eh?

      Unless the designers were smart enough to put saline injectors to the water intake valves...

      Then again, tap water is notoriously conductive for electricity (or so all those bathtube electrocutions I keep hearing about would seem to suggest), so is your average river/lake really that unconductive ?

      Not that there are terribly many huge bodies of fresh water where you'd worry about silent submaries. :-)

      Loch Ness... Wouldn't want to wake the monster up ;).

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  95. Proof by TheMadPenguin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Darl McBride is living proof you can survive with no pulse.

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  96. It's about the rhythm by supersmike · · Score: 1

    If you couldn't dance before, you'd be doubly screwed.

  97. Re:Nature's solution is best in at least a few way by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

    It seems odd that you'd think such a macroscale impeller would "slice" such tiny objects.

    BTW: I think the difference between propeller and impeller is that propeller is intended to move an object in a medium (boat in water) and impeller is intended to move the medium through a system (water pump for plumbing). Both use spinning blades to perform the task.

  98. Re:Nature's solution is best in at least a few way by sql*kitten · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm wondering about the little one-way valves throughout the body which aid the pulse. Does such a system damage or suffocate those valves?

    Also, the heart isn't the only pump in the body - the muscles in your legs help return blood to the heart when you run. That why if you run then stop abruptly you feel faint, because suddenly the load on your heart has suddenly increased and it needs to ramp up to pump blood all the way up to your head at a usable pressure (which is one reason you should warm down properly after exercising). How would the impeller interact with "pulses" from the legs?

  99. How do you measure your heartrate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would this new heart increase/decrease blood flow as the body requires? How do you check for an elevated heart rate? Is this even possible with an artificial heart?

  100. Tough for EMTs... by MariaK · · Score: 1

    It'd be kind of weird for EMTs and first responders. Our training tells us that the first thing we do for a victim is check the pulse...if 'not having one' could be considered normal, it'd throw a wrench into the works. Imagine having to wear a bracelet asserting that yes, you're not supposed to have a pulse.

    Also, arterial bleeding could be harder to identify, and therefore more dangerous. There are other ways to tell if it's an artery bleeding, but the spurting is what people tend to look for.

    1. Re:Tough for EMTs... by MariaK · · Score: 1

      okay, the second thing you check for, first being breathing. Still. If a guy's breathing and has no pulse, that'd be even creepier.

  101. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by ThetaPi · · Score: 1

    Would it not be simple to have the turbine increase and decrease blood flow in order to mimic a normal pulse?

    I would think that this, if implemented properly, would prevent those health problems associated with constant blood flow through the veins and arteries.

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  102. Less physical stress by fatgeekuk · · Score: 1

    On arteries? and so, less chance of a stroke, or a blood vessel tearing?

    Blood pressure monitors would not work as you would not have the two readings?

    Would your bodys sense of rhythm be altered? no internal metronome?

  103. Re:Whatever You Do...Don't. Fall. Asleep. by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Even if they do check you might end up with a wooden stake through your fancy pulseless heart tho.

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  104. Re:Nature's solution is best in at least a few way by jdhawke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As someone who has worked with impeller pumps for the last decade, there is going to be a significant difference in the amount of damage done to the cells. I have seen live sea-life on the output side of impeller based pumps, where a propeller style pump does as you say, chop every thing up.

  105. Re:what does it mean to be human? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    the future will be a very alien place to you and i
    You mean, "The future will be a very alien place to you and me". The rule for deciding whether to use "%s and me" or "%s and I" is simple enough: imagine you were on your own. Now, would you say "me" or "I"?
  106. Surprising by maroberts · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IIRC, blood vessels contain a number of one way valves which open and close in response to a pulse, so I'm surprised that these don't fail and have problems in the absence of one.

    Maybe the pulse is not totally absent, from the article, this only replaces half of the heart, presumably leaving the other half to pulse along as before.....

    I presume that they can't really pulse the pump to truly simulate a heart operation, as that may have effects on its power consumption and reliability.

    On another subject, is blood affected by magnetic fields? I just wonder if any problems are caused by the magnetic coil drive system of this thing.

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  107. "Threshold" Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a movie called Threshold with Donald Sutherland as a doctor that implants an artificial heart which does not produce a pulse. I recall it being quite good, although it was a long time ago.

  108. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

    I would think that a continuous flow of oxygenated blood would provide greater efficiency than a pulsed flow. That is, unless you need the pause to give time for the oxygen transfer.

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  109. Great for shooting! by sc2_ct · · Score: 2, Insightful
    How would your life be different without a pulse?

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    Well, it would definately help tighten the groupings up at the shooting range. This could be a big boon to snipers :)

  110. Potential false claims of vampiric nature by AgTiger · · Score: 1

    I wonder how long before someone who gets one of these constant-flow style of artificial hearts, decides to tweak others by putting forth the claim that they're a vampire?

    "Here, look, feel my wrist, see? No pulse. Put your ear to my chest, no heartbeat."

    And I wonder if the artificial heart's warranty covers wooden stake damage. ;-)

  111. This would have really messed up Star Trek by ellem · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's Dead Jim. No wait wait he's alive.

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  112. Would make it harder.... by MKalus · · Score: 1

    ... to judge where I am at my training / during racing.

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  113. Vampire? by leuk_he · · Score: 1

    No pulse:
    Vampires have no pulse.
    Dead:
    You are living on borrowed time.
    Need blood:
    These artificail pump tend to damge blood cells. You need some kind of replacement for this.
    Long livetime:
    form the article: " There is no predicted lifespan for VentrAssist because there are no wearing parts"

    SMG: more work for you!

  114. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by D3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually, I read a Reader's Digest article about a similar pump a couple years ago. Some young girl in England had a viral heart infection and would have required a transplant. Instead, they stopped her heartbeat and implanted a constant pump like this. The doctors were all concerned about the effects of not having a pulse, not having 2 bounces for blood pressure measurements.

    She lived quite well with the device and the stopping of her heart actually let the heart muscle repair itself. It turned out that resting the muscle was very good for it. She was eventually taken off the device and her heart restarted.

    So no, there are not the adverse effects doctors had theorized about.

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  115. mdiarmspafpothama by TamMan2000 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I had a very similar reaction, IANAHS (I am not a Heart Surgeon) but in the article it says...

    it only has one moving part, a spinning impeller that drives a continuous stream of blood.

    Surely the human body is not designed for a continuous stream of blood ?.

    Saying that I am sure that this has all been researched thorougly to get to this stage and my limited medical knowledge probably isn't very useful.


    mdiarmspafpothama (My dad is a retired medical school professor and former president of the heart association midwest affiliate) and he agrees with you.

    I told him about a woman in england that had an earlier version of one of these for several days while waiting for a real (human) heart (this was a few years ago). His imediate reaction was that pulsitile flow probably slows the build up of plaques in the arteries, and that people without a pulse would, IHNSHO (in his not so humble opinion), be more likely to experience blockages.

    Of coarse that was just his gut reaction and he has not researched the topic...
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    1. Re:mdiarmspafpothama by GPSguy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well, having actually spent some time doing partial and total artificial heart research, including about 6 years with the earlier LVAD (pulsatile) technology, I'm of two minds about this.

      1. I don't believe we'll see increased atherosclerotic plaque deposition due to non-pulsatile flow. I'm currently subscribing to the theory that plaque is related in chronic bacterial infection of the vascular intima.
      2. There was some evidence, but poorly followud up in the past, that renal function was on the short list of critical elements requiring pulsatile flow. One reason for inadequate continuing studies was that the problems with on-pump anticoagulation, infection and anesthesia tended to introduce enough variables to make isolation of the pulse issue too obscure.
      3. There have been a number of reports in the past, some as long as 15 years ago, of surgeons using the Biomedicus BioPump, a similar design, for extracorporeal bridging support to transplantation, or similar to the anecdote below, to place the heart at rest to allow its recovery. I'm aware of many cases (I participated in at least 10) of multiple-day attempts, and at least 2 or 3 trials of several weeks. Realize that the patients were already moribund, so supporting them in bridging, awaiting a suitable donor, was their last and sole chance for survival. And, no, most of them didn't survive to transplant.

      I'm intrigued. I'm out of the business now, but I'm convinced that we're overdue for some real breakthrough to make implantable artificial devices for continuous perfusion a viable alternative to transplantation with the limited pool of donors.

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    2. Re:mdiarmspafpothama by Baseclass · · Score: 5, Funny
      mdiarmspafpothama (My dad is a retired medical school professor and former president of the heart association midwest affiliate)

      You don't have to spell it out, we're all familiar with that acronym.

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    3. Re:mdiarmspafpothama by aelbric · · Score: 1

      Yeah, what he said.

      My faith in the medical research community always seems to be near zero until I hear from someone (like parent) that knows what the hell they're saying. Hats off to you, sir.

      Unless this is Googled BS, then my universal balance is secure.

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    4. Re:mdiarmspafpothama by dougmc · · Score: 2, Interesting
      His imediate reaction was that pulsitile flow probably slows the build up of plaques in the arteries, and that people without a pulse would, IHNSHO (in his not so humble opinion), be more likely to experience blockages.
      Perhaps, though people should remeber that these artificial hearts are meant for people in extremely dire straights. Their life expectancy, even with the artificial heart, probably isn't long enough to allow the build up of plaques.

      I noticed that the pump still has external wires for power. I thought it was generally believed that this was a bad idea, because the holes in the skin where the wires come out is a prime place for infections and such. I thought the `state of the art' was to have rechargable batteries inside, and charge them via an electromaget placed outside (basically it's a transformer.)

    5. Re:mdiarmspafpothama by Loco3KGT · · Score: 3, Funny

      mdiarmspafpothama (My dad is a retired medical school professor and former president of the heart association midwest affiliate)

      You don't have to spell it out, we're all familiar with that acronym.

      Well now I feel like an idiot for going "em-dia-rmspaf-pothama... what the hell is that?" *click shortcut to open dictionary.com in new tab*

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    6. Re:mdiarmspafpothama by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Dude...it's GOT to be wierd to put your BODY on a charger.

      Incidentally, I hope they don't use Lithium Ion batteries...and if they do, I hope they don't have Apple design the interface...

      (apologies to apple. yes, i know they're user replacable, I've replaced them)

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    7. Re:mdiarmspafpothama by PMuse · · Score: 1

      Two questions, if I may:

      1. Does the non-pulsatile LVAD interfere with the mechanisms in the body that regulate blood pressure?

      2. Can the non-pulsatile LVAD accommodate the need for increased blood flow during exercise, e.g. walking, as opposed to non-activity, e.g. sitting or sleeping. (Perhaps it is similar to existing devices in this regard, but I am a layman and have no idea how those work either.)

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    8. Re:mdiarmspafpothama by karnal · · Score: 1

      Yea, that would go over real well.

      You'd have an LCD on your breast, with a battery meter. Right as the battery is getting to the point of not holding that charge very well (could use inductive charge on a bed at night...?) after about 2 hours of being awake, you notice it start flashing for about 5 seconds, then your heart shuts off.

      Oops.

      That's a big difference, I'm sure, between a commercial battery, and a medical battery. The medical battery is probably more carefully monitored for changes in voltage and spare power. Also, It would be really weird to see someone changing the battery of their pacemaker.... I don't think that can be done alone, can it?

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    9. Re:mdiarmspafpothama by joggle · · Score: 1
      mdiarmspafpothama
      n.
      1. The most useless acronym ever invented.
      2. The chorus line to a popular tune in Zaire.
    10. Re:mdiarmspafpothama by DavidTC · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Pacemakers are just replaced, completely. As the battery lasts about ten years, and advances in technology happen during that time, it would be rather stupid to just replace the battery, especially considering you have to cut people open regardless. Plus, the ability to open a pacemaker would be another point for fluids in the body to sneak into the pacemaker.

      The wires running to the heart, called 'pacer leads', are not replaced, though, so it's just a simple matter of slicing open the skin and hooking up a new pacemaker to the lead. (Usually they have two leads, so they can pick which ever one seems better, and have a backup if one breaks.)

      Now, what would be vaguely useful would be a way to recharge them from outside, by induction, or, hell, body motion. They can be programmed from the outside, but not charged, which I think is stupid.

      Of course, pacemakers use a lot less power than artifical hearts. Pacemakers just give the heart a very tiny shock to get it to automatically work, because the heart's natural pacemaker has been screwed up somehow. A lot of times they only have to do it every few seconds or so. Artifical hearts have to move a hell of a lot of blood continually around the body, whereas you could probably operate a pacemaker from a watch battery for quite some time.

      I have some old pacemakers laying around (They give you the old one when you get a new one. Weird, eh?) and I've been tempted to take then apart to see how much is the battery. I suspect 90% of them.

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    11. Re:mdiarmspafpothama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bbq!

    12. Re:mdiarmspafpothama by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "You don't have to spell it out, we're all familiar with that acronym."

      Acronym? And here I was thinking it was just another medical term the more informed posters were using.

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    13. Re:mdiarmspafpothama by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      "be more likely to experience blockages."

      Possibly, but when the choice is a higher risk of heart attacks or stroke later in life or immediate death, I'd take the risk of a future heart attack any day.

    14. Re:mdiarmspafpothama by trentblase · · Score: 2, Interesting
      charge them via an electromaget placed outside (basically it's a transformer.)

      Ok, so you've got a magnetic impeller inside as well as coiled wire to drive the impeller. Then you've got a big ass electromagnet outside... maybe this isn't such a good idea after all.

  116. Actually its important. by baadfood · · Score: 1

    Well, im pretty certain its important. Stresses tell cells how to grow - without gravity providing feedback bones decalcify. Im sure there are growth processes that are pulse dependant that direct the proper functioning of blood vessle walls. Pulses also have a pumping effect, where blockages down at the capillary level would be cleared by the pressure peaks whereas with a static pressure the blockage would not clear.

  117. so what you're saying by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Depending on the body fat on a person, the pulse isn't always easily detected."

    So basically most Americans effectively have no pulse already? I swear, we're always ahead of the curve.

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  118. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by Politburo · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you look at the internal surface of a major vein you will notice that it it is uneven. It does not allow blood to flow back and this works properly only with a pulse flow. It will not work properly with a constant flow.

    But a flowback prevention device is only needed because of the pulsed flow. Without flowback prevention, blood could never reach the head as it would keep running back down the arteries as the heart cycled. As long as a continuous flow is of sufficient pressure, this problem is eliminated, and the need for flowback prevention is removed.

  119. no-pulse artificial hearts are common by solattam · · Score: 1
    It's not the "no-puse" part of this LVAD, but the no-bearing part that's interesting. This one is more fault tolerant. Artificial hearts that produce no pulse are very common. Mechanically it's harder to make an artificial heart that provides a pulse than not.

    I remember reading about a condition in a heart-lung patient called "pumphead", and found a partial article online. So there may be something useful to the body that a pulse provides. Some capillaries may have come to mechanically rely on the high and low pressures provided by a pulse. I'm reminded of how tides are useful to life on ocean shores like certain sea anenamies, or gremlins or turtles that deposit their eggs during the highest tide of the month.

  120. You win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Seriously, that is the funniest sig EVER.

    I spit coffee all over my desk.

  121. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah, not politician.

    I think getting one of these is a requirement for all management positions.

  122. Re:welllll by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    Most people who exercise regularly don't get heart disease?

    Generally speaking, however, if you have a medical condition that necessitates a heart transplant(!) chances are the doctors aren't going to be cool with extreme physical activity

    In fact, they may forbid you any sort of strenuous activity including (*Gasp*) sex.

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  123. My question is.... by michael+path · · Score: 1

    .....will the Corazon 440BX model allow me to overclock?

  124. Re:'Detecting a pulse' for those who don't have on by EnglishTim · · Score: 2, Informative

    Apparently the reason they now teach this method is because it's more reliable for those who haven't had a great deal of training - i.e. most First Aiders.

    Obviously the pulse check is only used after you've already checked for breathing.

  125. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    Exactly what I was thinking. The law of unintended consequences may come into effect here.

    The lack of a pulse may not seem like a big deal, but the physiology of human blood pressure is based on pulsatile flow. The loss of that "pulse" may cause real problems... would small emboli or damaged red cells will get stuck in the microcirculation without that pulsatile flow to dislodge them?.

    Where it would cause problems for me clinically is when placing arterial lines, drawing blood gasses, or assessing for arterial insufficiency. For example, every elderly patient who comes in with a broken hip gets a pulse check in their leg... if it's not present, they have a much more urgent problem than simply getting their hip fixed with a gamma nail... the same would apply if they were in an accident and broke their femoral shaft. Also, anatomic variations are common... how do you find the artery if there's no pulse?

    The ability to assess for a pulse is very important in clinical medicine... I'm sure there are many more examples.

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  126. Ummm.... by bhaynes · · Score: 1

    What if a person with one of these suddenly passes out? I can already see the horror stories about EMTs using a defibrilator(sp?) on someone simply because they couldn't find a pulse.

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  127. The moral dilemma by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    So, what invariably causes death is that something happens to the body that places it under stress. When the body realizes it can't go on, the heart fails and the body dies...

    So what happens to people suffering from disease that won't be able to die? The heart will just keep going and going, keeping them alive unless maybe their lungs fill up with fluid... I don't know that this would actually happen, but if someone lives so long on one of these things that their quality of life is shit, what do you do then?

    I suppose they could commit suicide, but many religions forbid it, and it is even against the law in some states.

    Just a thought..

    1. Re:The moral dilemma by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1

      Suicide is against the law...whoop-de-frickin-do...what are they really gonna do if you succeed? And if you don't, you probably didn't break the law, since you're still alive.

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    2. Re:The moral dilemma by Al+Dimond · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the same thing happen to these people as would happen to people with conventional artificial hearts when they die? In the article it says three people in the trial have died so far, and it didn't mention any extraordinary complications... though they probably wouldn't be in the scope of the article anyway.

    3. Re:The moral dilemma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to nitpick, but I think it most places attempted suicide is against the law. I think the rationale is that many forms of public suicide have potential to harm bystanders (i.e. jumping off a building/bridge, running in-front of a bus, "suicide by cop").

    4. Re:The moral dilemma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A technical nitpick.

      Fluid buildup is generally a symptom of poor circulation. It's the kidneys that remove excess fluid from your body, but that fluid has to get there first.

      So, the reason* your lungs fill with fluid is because the heart can't pump well enough to circulate the blood to transport the excess fluid away to your kidneys.

      Which is the very thing this pump treats.

      *Yes, yes, excluding kidney failure and out of whack metabolic processes.

  128. Bleed in a continuous stream by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 1

    Blood just squirting is woefully inefficient. Now when you cut a major artery, you'll die much more quickly.

    1. Re:Bleed in a continuous stream by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      Now when you cut a major artery, you'll die much more quickly

      Just like in those cheesy martial arts movies!

      Reality is finally catching up with fiction...

    2. Re:Bleed in a continuous stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, just unplug the power, seal the artery, and then plug it back up again. But do it REAL FAST.

  129. Re:'Detecting a pulse' for those who don't have on by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

    If I understand it correctly the reason they teach this method to First Aiders is that it's generally easier and more accurate for those who've not had a great deal of training or experience in detecting pulses.

  130. Re:'Detecting a pulse' for those who don't have on by bobthemuse · · Score: 1

    Basically, you pinch their earlobe. This forces the blood out of the lobe, and then you let go. If colour returns to the lobe, then the heart is beating and blood has been pumped back in. If it does not then blood is no longer moving around the body.

    Often called distal capillary response, it's more a measure of your blood pressure than a beating heart. Granted you won't have one long before you loose the other, but it's possible for people to have very low blood pressure and not have an immediate response, causing you to think they have no heartbeat. Also, small children sometimes have weird responses, especially with nail beds, no idea why.

    Incidentally, the AHA has recently switched from checking for a pulse to checking for "signs of circulation" (coughing, breathing, movements) in all class levels except their highest (designed for healthcare providers) as laypeople were screwing it up a huge percentage of the time.

  131. No Pulse = No Clock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But but but ... removing the pulse would be like removing the clock signal from a motherboard. I'm all for overclocking the heart/brain with a little caffeine ... but removing the clock signal altogether is a little too 'way out' for me. I never did believe in those analogue computers ...

  132. You might be right by TheLink · · Score: 2, Funny

    The thing about a pulse is the blood vessel valves need only open at the peak pressure of the pulse. The rest of the time the blood pressure can be quite low. On average the blood will still flow the right way.

    Whereas for a pulseless heart the blood pressure has to be at the peak continuously.
    There are also other issues to do with general plumbing - I read somewhere that heart surgeons have found putting a slight twist in a bypass vein makes it less likely to clog up. Theory is that it causes the blood to swirl and that could help keep the vessels clear and healthy. I can't find the original article (New Scientist) but you can read about it here.

    Quote: "They discovered that the smooth shear stress caused three genes to become more active (New Scientist, Science, 5 October 1996, p 17). Two of these code for enzymes that reduce blood clotting and protect cells from damage. The third gene produces a protein vital for the synthesis of nitric oxide, which inhibits the development of thrombi--blood clots--and prevents the surrounding layer of smooth muscle cells from overgrowing the endothelial layer. But the activities of these genes were barely detectable in cells that felt turbulent shear stress or no stress at all. Some stress, it seems, is a good thing. "

    So without a pulse it is likely that the cells may not behave correctly.

    Well at least you might have some fun with the old-style lie detector tests :).

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  133. Re:'Detecting a pulse' for those who don't have on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or maybe because so many people are too fucking fat to find a pulse?

  134. other costs by DreadSpoon · · Score: 1

    No, put you'll have to pay for fresh batteries (even rechargables loose their potency after a while) and electricity costs for recharging them.

  135. Re:'Detecting a pulse' for those who don't have on by l4m3z0r · · Score: 1

    Except maybe since its a mechanical heart, it will just tell you that the pump is still working. The person may be somewhat dead by then with the pump still circulating the blood and keeping the person at least seem moderately alive.

  136. Old News by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
    Jeff Goldblum already invented the pulse-free heart in the movie "Threshold" in 1981.

    http://imdb.com/title/tt0083197/

    He's not a doctor, but he played one in the moovies.

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  137. Already been done by ValourX · · Score: 1

    A couple of years ago there was an artificial heart installation in Rochester, NY that gave a "pulseless" heart to an old man. He lived for a little more than a year, then died of something else I think.

    Old news?

    -Jem

  138. Valves by anno1602 · · Score: 1

    > Maybe the pulse is not totally absent, from the
    > article, this only replaces half of the heart

    Yup, but it's the part that pumps the blood from the lungs into the body. So the majority of the body would have no pulse.

    The valves are there so that during the inactive part of the heart's cycle, the blood doesn't rush in the wrong direction due to gravity - otherwise, for example, your legs would basically inflate with blood.

    If that's it (and IANAD), that means the valves exist precisely because the heart cannot sustain a constant pressure, but pulses. No pulse - no valves needed.

    However, the valves also regulate the distribution of the blood in the body. I have no idea whether tht function would be affected.

  139. Just what I need... by mratitude · · Score: 1

    I can see it now - A pressure gauge implanted among your chest hairs.

    If they wanted to make this technology useful, give me a way to "tune" my pressure. It'll ruin the market for viagra! :p

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  140. Legal implications by rve · · Score: 1

    Without a pulse you would be legally dead in most countries

    1. Re:Legal implications by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      I thought legal death was when the brain ceases to have any activity...

    2. Re:Legal implications by hplasm · · Score: 0

      That's in the other half of the world...

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  141. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by bcmm · · Score: 1

    it only has one moving part, a spinning impeller that drives a continuous stream of blood.

    IANAHS, but I think that heart-lung machines don't use spinning blades because they would fold the red cells. They use a rubber pipe which is squeezed from outside, achieving a similar effect to the way in which the heart changes shape to move blood.

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  142. artificial hearts and pacemakers by TamMan2000 · · Score: 1

    Anyone with a current artificial heart, or even a pacemaker, has a constant pulse. A pulse is selected to allow a little excess capacity, so that gettting of the couch doesn't get you winded.

    Breathing is variable as someone else mentioned though... this provides for some variation in oxigen delivery to muscle tissue. Anyway, people who have artificial hearts should be taking it fairly easy.

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    1. Re:artificial hearts and pacemakers by alonso · · Score: 1

      Now a days the pacemaker vary the speed of the hart according with your need.

    2. Re:artificial hearts and pacemakers by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      Again, see my other post - almost all pacemakers are variable rate. And yes, most bypass/heart opertaion folks end up with memory problems due to the operation - my Dad is a case in point, but it's a hell of a lot better than being dead

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  143. BP and pulse are issues by coyote_oww · · Score: 4, Insightful
    A lot of hospitals use automated blood pressure and pulse equipment to keep tabs on patients. Currently, this equipment can sound an alarm to attract the attention of a nurse if BP or pulse gets out of whack.

    So... it appears we'll have to come up with a new way to measure blood pressure, particularly. Presumably, the best way to do this is to fit the turbine with inlet and discharge pressure sensors, and a flow meter. Step 2 is to establish some sort of numbers for what is "normal" for turbine heart patients.

    This ups the ante for health care professionals by a bit. Not only do you need to know normal ranges, consequences, and treatments for standard BP and pulse ranges, you would need to be familiar with turbine pressure and flow ranges as well.

    1. Re:BP and pulse are issues by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      the best way to do this is to fit the turbine with inlet and discharge pressure sensors, and a flow meter

      Can I have mine with a neon light and criss cross clear cables?

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    2. Re:BP and pulse are issues by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      the best way to do this is to fit the turbine with inlet and discharge pressure sensors, and a flow meter

      Can I have mine with a funky neon light and crisscross clear tubing?

      And whilst your fitting all this, could you upgrade my cpu?

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    3. Re:BP and pulse are issues by coyote_oww · · Score: 1
      Can I have mine with a funky neon light and crisscross clear tubing?

      And whilst your fitting all this, could you upgrade my cpu?

      hehe :-) I think CPU upgrades are a few years off yet. Though according to some people, overclocking is now available via chemistry (with some side effects...)

    4. Re:BP and pulse are issues by phizzits · · Score: 1

      Yea, if lots of people had this treatment. No one realizes that most of us aren't going to be affected by this, and finding possible problems is a stupid thing to do.

  144. Blood pressure and flow after death...? by Uninvited+Guest · · Score: 1

    This thing is powered by battery power. You could conceivably have blood flow and pressure after death. What happens the body dies, but the heart doesn't get the message?

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    1. Re:Blood pressure and flow after death...? by coyote_oww · · Score: 1
      According to the article, it's not battery powered - you have a power cord exiting the abdomen. This isn't quite as exotic as it sounds - there are actually a lot of conditions that are treated to day with implants that protrude from the body in one way or another. (e.g. catheters for hemodialysis and peritoneal dialysis)

      This is not to say that these turbines might not be battery powered in the future.

      Ultimately though, the battery will die along with the rest of the body. So, it becomes a race to see if your body rots enough to spring a leak, or your battery goes dead. I would guess that once you lose very much blood, the turbine will undergo a dramatic increase in friction - the blood acts as the bearing support/lubricant (essentially). No blood = dry bearing = lots of resistance and excessive wear --> quick failure of turbine or battery.

  145. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
    I'm no biologist, but I would imagine that the eddies (in the space-time continuum! Is he, is he?) caused by the pulsing would be essential to proper functioning. If the blood is constantly flowing, how do the blood cells "slow down" so they can deliver their nutrients?

    I'm sure the doctors doing the research know much more about this than I do, and have done sufficient animal testing to prove the device's safety in humans, but I still have to wonder, like you said, that we may not know all of what we're messing with.

    That said, it'd probably be great fun at parties. "Man, I think I smoked too much, I can't feel my pulse!"

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  146. Testing the theory by myte · · Score: 1

    We could always test the theory on some of those stray cats people like to use for target practice. ;-)

  147. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by Suidae · · Score: 1

    I'm curious if they could push the constant flow from the turbine into an elastic, valved chamber. If the valve worked like a pressure relief valve in an air tank, the pressure would build until the valve opened, releasing a rush of blood until the pressure dropped back down to a much lower level, at which point the valve would close again and the cycle would repeat.

  148. Hmm... by mostly+water · · Score: 1

    How would your life be different without a pulse?

    Well, for one thing, I wouldn't be able to have throbbing, pulsing erections :-(
  149. This bit concerns me... by fpga_guy · · Score: 1
    From the article

    "There is no predicted lifespan for VentrAssist because there are no wearing parts," says co-inventor of the device and company founder John Woodard. "It could be a hundred years, we don't know."

    Sorry, but if you can't even offer an intelligent analysis of the lifespan issue, then you don't know enough about your device.

    Makes it sound amateurish.

    1. Re:This bit concerns me... by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      Let's just hope for the sake of the implantees, that their estimate is better than the estimate for CDs.

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  150. Gotta quote Groucho on this one by ceenvee703 · · Score: 1

    Memorable Quotes from
    Day at the Races, A (1937)

    [Taking a pulse]
    Dr. Hackenbush: Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0028772/quotes

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  151. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Only arteries have a pulse. The blood flow is as follows: heart -> arteries -> capillaries -> veins -> heart. By the time the blood gets thru the capillaries to the veins the blood pressure is vastly reduced and the pulsatile flow generated by the heart is not felt in the veins. Hence veins do not have a pulse. The valves in the veins have nothing to do with the pulsatile flow of the heart and hence a constant flow heart will not affect the functioning of the veins in any way. Venous problems like varicose veins, cirrose like vena portalis deformities are not related to how the heart pumps.

  152. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by Suidae · · Score: 1

    capilliary flow, where most oxygen exchange takes place, is pretty much constant flow anyway.

  153. Arterial flexibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The funny thing about a pulse is the fact that it keeps putting stress on the arteries, keeping their flexibility up and helps removing miniscule amounts of sediment.

    It will be quite funny to watch people with artificial hearts die of arterisklerosis way before their time because some eager engineer thought that a smooth pump would be a good idea.

  154. Oh well... by Jedi+Holocron · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just got a nifty heart monitor for running. Guess I should just go eBay it now...

  155. Mechanical or Cloned Heart? Decisions,decisions... by Phoenix666 · · Score: 2

    I have a low LVEF (Left Ventricular Ejection Fraction). A couple years ago while jogging I suffered a tachycardia (extremely rapid heart rate) that had me at around 300 beats a minute for 45 minutes. They gave me a defibrillator, but said that it was possible that the drugs might not be able to stop the decline of my LVEF and would require a heart transplant. Heart transplants are extremely hard to get, btw. Basically, if you need one, you're screwed.

    So to me, this device looks pretty darn cool. The cloned hearts grown from your own cells method is also pretty darn neat. The prospect of being an actual Borg is enticing, but the reservations about secondary effects of not having a pulse do give one pause. Yet if going with a cloned heart encourages the cloning of other organs, then perhaps that would be a better way to go. Decisions, decisions...

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  156. Re:'Detecting a pulse' for those who don't have on by Lord+Bilbo · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Basically, you pinch their earlobe. This forces the blood out of the lobe, and then you let go. If colour returns to the lobe, then the heart is beating and blood has been pumped back in. If it does not then blood is no longer moving around the body. Now, what would happen to the person who gets this no beat heart? Will the heart continue to operate (not beat as we already know) after the person dies? If so, this test would show that circulation is still taking place!!! The person wouldn't be breathing, so the ear may turn an odd shade of blue when blood returns to the ear. I think this would confuse the hell out of the person expecting the color to be more of a pink, huh? Sorry for the morbidity of my further thoughts on this assumption:
    1. Now, let's say that they determine that the guy with one of these hearts dies. If the heart just continues to operate, things could get
    2. messy when he gets to the morgue! And the mortician may have some psychological problems after cutting open a dead person have having blood flow out of its body instead of just leak out since the artifical heart is still operating.
    Before I go any further, I'll stop.
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  157. One problem by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

    What if you faint?

    Isn't it bad to have CPR done to you if your heart still functions.

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    1. Re:One problem by PaperTie · · Score: 1

      I think it would be bad to have CPR done to you if you had any type of artificial heart ;)

      <Paramedic> "That had better have been a rib cracking :("

  158. organs intact, still feeling/acting heartless(ly)? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    consult with/trust in yOUR creators.... keeping things flowing 'smoothly' since/until forever. see you there?

    tell 'em robbIE? or knot? as for the fauxking PostBlock censorship devise: phewww

  159. Wasn't this in a movie? by greendot · · Score: 1

    I seem to recal this type of artificial heart in a movie that came out sometime in the early 80's. I don't remember much about it mainly because I was 13 or so but I think it had Donald Sutherland in it.

    Any ideas?

  160. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by Valluvan · · Score: 1

    that's besides waking up in the middle of the night, feeling no pulse and screaming...

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  161. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Al+Dimond · · Score: 1

    I'm personally not into elective/cosmetic body modifications (or, frankly, even into things like getting a haircut, me damn hippie), but I have talked with some people that are, and they say the purpose of their modifications is to bring their bodies in line with who they really are.

    Such would also be the case with, say, sex-change operations. Or even people that get surgery because they think they have ugly noses (when they think the nose is ugly, it's not even so much their nose anymore as just a nose they can get replaced).

    Most people do things intentionally to change who they are. I, for example, run. I wasn't naturally able to run fast, but I practice it so I can. People often change themselves by learning things (i.e., someone who isn't a programmer wants to be a programmer and thus learns to program, turning self into programmer). Sometimes body modification is a way they do that.

  162. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by DjMd · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up.

    This is correct, valves in venous sysmte do block back flow, but they do not rely on your heart pumping, rather they need the muscle arround them to compress them.
    Soldiers standing at attention for long periods of time are prone to fainting because they are not moving their leg muscles and the blood is pooling in their legs.
    When your leg muscles contract they also compress any veins near by, the vein valves cause the blood to move primarly toward the heart....
    (IMAD) I am a doctor.

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  163. Loud Pulse? by abb3w · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Um, I have NO medical training, but wouldn't your pulse being loud enough to hear be a sign of #$%^& high blood pressure... which would contribute to conditions that might need a heart replacement?

    I wouldn't know; In high school, my BP tended in the uncomfortably low 80/50 range... which caused at least one school nurse much consternation, as she couldn't find my pulse in wrist or throat. "Dear, are you sure you're breathing?" Since getting out from my mother's obsessively healthy "low salt/low fat" cooking, I've achieved a more normal 100/70 normal BP.... but I still don't hear my heartbeat.

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    1. Re:Loud Pulse? by kc0re · · Score: 1

      you may not be able to hear it now. Take it away completely, I am sure you won't hear it.

    2. Re:Loud Pulse? by bheerssen · · Score: 1

      Actually, you can hear your heart beating all the time, but your brain filters that out of concious awareness so as not to distract you. You only become aware of it when the pressure rises, which should be interpreted as a sign that you should cease strenuous activity.

      I suspect that loss of a pulse would be rather disconcerting. If a sound pattern that your brain has been reacting to all your life has suddenly disappeared, it is hard to imagine that you would not notice.

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  164. no pulse, no school? by !splut · · Score: 2, Funny

    Alas, some poor soul might not meet the primary requirement for our nation's great vocational colleges.

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  165. Re:'Detecting a pulse' for those who don't have on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm black you insensitive clod

  166. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm no medical proffessional, but isn't blood pressure measured by listening for the pulse while constricting the flow with a sphygmometer.

    How would blood pressure be measured without this reference. Like air pressure in tires?

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  167. Evolution? by calebb · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The reason why we have a pulse is because it's hard for evolution to result in turbines or continuously spinning things.

    That's a loaded sentence :-)

    It's also hard for evolution to result in something as complex as an eye; In fact, if you look at how many seperate pieces must 'evolve' for an eye to function, you'll realize that a turbine would be much easier to 'evolve' than an eye.

    This is not flamebait... lol... In fact, run over to your library (bookshelf?) and grab a copy of Darwin's book "On the Origin of Species..." and turn to page 162. Read the section about the mousetrap. Darwin concludes that "If it could be demonstrated that any complex organ existed, which could not possibly have been formed by numerous, successive, slight modifications, my theory would absolutely break down." (i.e., an irreducibly complex system). A mousetrap has five essential pieces - and if any one of them is missing (i.e., the spring, the hammer, the catch, the platform or the holding bar), the trap will not function.

    But back to a turbine, which you say is impossible for to evolve on its own...
    I'll take your challenge one step further and show you something that does exist in nature: the flagella on a bacterium.

    A flagellum looks kinda like a hair that's attached to the surface of the bacterium. It acts like a propeller & allows the bacterium to swim. The flagellum is attached to and rotated by a small electrical motor made up of several different proteins.

    The flagellum contains a rod (i.e., a drive shaft), a hook (i.e., a universal joint), L and P rings (i.e., bushings), S and M rings (i.e., the rotor), and a C ring & stud (stator). The electrical power for driving the motor is supplied by the voltage difference developed across the cell membrane.

    Anyway, what was that about evolution not being able to cause a turbine to be created? I definitely agree with you on that point!

    Can anyone offer a plausible explanation for how any one of the pieces of a bacterial flagellum would offer that bacterium some sort of advantage?

    That said, it would be really weird to not feel my own heartbeat!

    1. Re:Evolution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans drive cars and cars are driven by humans. Without a car, humans can't drive. Without a human, cars cannot be driven. Since we have such an irreducibly complex system, we must therefore conclude that humans and cars were created at the same time.

    2. Re:Evolution? by dupup · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "If it could be demonstrated that any complex organ existed, which could not possibly have been formed by numerous, successive, slight modifications, my theory would absolutely break down." (i.e., an irreducibly complex system)

      A classic example of [potentailly] irreducible complexity is the bombardier beetle. It's a funky little critter that, when annoyed, shoots steam out its ass. The tricksy part is how it manufactures that steam without exploding.

      The bombardier beetle has been used by creationists as an example of intelligent design, i.e., something this complex could not have evolved, but must have been created.

      I fall on the evolution side of the fence, but, I have to admit, it's definately a thought exercise to imagine how this little dude developed his superpowers through evolution.

    3. Re:Evolution? by Schmucky+The+Cat · · Score: 2, Insightful
      How does this creationist claptrap instantly get modded up for spouting off some Michael Behe irreducible complexity nonsense?

      Creationist claptrap doesn't need to get peer reviewed to get published (and then subsequently spouted off on internet message boards). But since creationists like to talk about bacterial flagellums people have gone to the trouble to write peer reviewed published articles refuting the claptrap.

      Is there some conspiracy of bible thumpers that come along and comment on slashdot biology threads and then up-moderate their co-horts or are there really enough fucking stupid slashdot readers that really think arguments like "irreducible complexity" have interesting merit?

    4. Re:Evolution? by calebb · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Bombardier beetles are awesome... I remember reading about them in a chemistry textbook - I always wanted to see one in action.

      From another site:
      The bombardier beetle lives in South America and relies on the enzyme catalysed decomposition of hydrogen peroxide to defend itself against predators.

      The beetle has a gland on the tip of its abdomen that contains two chambers. One chamber contains a mixture of hydroquinone and hydrogen peroxide and the other contains a mixture of two enzymes, catalase and peroxidase. When the beetle is threatened it mixes the contents of the two chambers. The enzymes catalyse the decomposition of hydroquinone and of hydrogen peroxide. Both of these reactions are exothermic so the mixture gets hot. The oxygen from the decomposition of the hydrogen peroxide builds up a pressure that is used by the beetle to spray its attacker with a stream of hot, corrosive liquid.


      I never thought about that being an irredudibly complex system... but I see the wiki article you linked to even mentions the possibility.

    5. Re:Evolution? by anaplasmosis · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear.

    6. Re:Evolution? by shlashdot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thanks for posting that. Stuff like that is why I studied embryology, biomechanics, and evolution.

      Unfortunately, this statement:
      "While there may be circumstantial evidence to support either a continuous or discontinuous model of life, it is vitally important to recognize how one's starting assumptions affect one's conclusions."
      is, in my opinion, typical of those made by people who have not studied biology but somehow can't come to grips with their beliefs being, um, wrong. There is no circumstantial evidence, or any other kind, for the discontinuous model. Sorry.
      I admit I cannot draw you a picture of the stages in the evolution of flagella, but the more you study a variety of cellular phenomena you realize that there is only one possibility that is remotely self-consistent. Natural selection and evolution.

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    7. Re:Evolution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      But that is not a peer reviewed article either. It was written by a geology graduate student from UCSB.

    8. Re:Evolution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      formed by numerous, successive, slight modifications
      ...
      Can anyone offer a plausible explanation for how any one of the pieces of a bacterial flagellum would offer that bacterium some sort of advantage?


      The pieces all formed gradually, possibly even seperately, as unneccesary/unfunctional growths. An impelling, constantly spinning, pump or a functional turbine for a heart would require an X-Men style evoluntionary leap. The mutation would have to would have to work perfectly at the first attempt. Any abnormalities would result in a miscarriage.

      Or a forced-miscarriage, i.e. abortion, in modern day. If such a human ever did pop into existence. "We're sorry ma'am, but your baby has no pulse. An abortion will be scheduled to prevent any possible miscarriage complications." or... "There's movement but no pulse. The ultrasound must be acting up."

    9. Re:Evolution? by nine-times · · Score: 1
      It's also hard for evolution to result in something as complex as an eye; In fact, if you look at how many seperate pieces must 'evolve' for an eye to function, you'll realize that a turbine would be much easier to 'evolve' than an eye.

      Well, at the very least, I agree that people tend to take for granted how "well-engineered" animals are. I don't see any reason why the human heart couldn't have some sort of a turbine. It may be that an organic turbine of this size and type would be less efficient or more prone to breakdown than an organic pump.

      One thing that it makes me wonder, that perhaps, in the long term, tests with these artificial hearts may tell us, is if there is some biological advantage to having a pulse. Like maybe it stretches your blood vessels in a beneficial way? That could explain why we evolved to have a pulse, rather than "it's hard for evolution to engineer it". I mean, nature may be a slow engineer, but it's a very good one, and there are few problems that she can't handle.

    10. Re:Evolution? by whyde · · Score: 1

      Anyway, what was that about evolution not being able to cause a turbine to be created?


      Actually, biology did invent the turbine, but market conditions were not ripe for its mass-adoption, since the piston/cylinder was in such wide use at the time.

      Any automotive engineer taking a "fresh look" at the state of today's transportaion systems wonders why the 4-cycle engine is still top dog. Well, the answer is: momentum and ease of manufacture, regardless of the availability of today's alternatives.

      Consider that perhaps a biological turbine might have not been the most straightfoward machine to implement with the cheapest parts on a large scale AT THE TIME the market was ripe for a "disruptive" technology change.

      Therefore, we're stuck with valves and a wonky heart, QWERTY keyboards, NTSC television, 4-stroke internal combustion automobiles, and idiotic small text-box entry forms using web browsers to do all kinds of various work (and non-work) tasks.

      Cest la vie.
    11. Re:Evolution? by kilfarsnar · · Score: 2, Informative

      The page linked to Intelligent Design actually goes on to refute the idea that the Bombardier Beelte is an example of inteligent design. It is quite plausible that the beetle developed it's defense mechanism through natural selection.

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    12. Re:Evolution? by hxnwix · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Slashdot mods have not heard of Intelligent Design (the latest nutjob anti-evolution bunk science). How sad... If I happen to metamoderate these mods, they are losing karma.

      Here's a clue about the development of the eye: some clams have lenseless light sensing organs located in blue pits around the mouth of their shell. Add a lense, you get focusing ability. Eyes have been shown to have evolved many times, seperately... in multiple steps. As for the unlikely flagellum on the bacteria, THERE ARE A LOT OF BACTERIA. Thus, the evolution of something unlikely is more probable. So probable that it happened.

      You are not thinking for yourself. The arguments you present are ID Talking Points. Stop being the tool you are.

      And shame on the mods the fell for this crud.

    13. Re:Evolution? by venomkid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Irreducible complexity/intelligent design don't even pass muster under the most basic requirements of scientific inquiry and logic.

      Affixing the word "theory" or "science" to them doesn't help. They predict nothing, they tell us nothing.

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    14. Re:Evolution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An impelling, constantly spinning, pump or a functional turbine for a heart would require an X-Men style evoluntionary leap. The mutation would have to would have to work perfectly at the first attempt. Any abnormalities would result in a miscarriage.

      That's a completely bogus argument. The same could be said for any model of a heart, including the one every human is born with. Clearly that exists, so clearly your argument is worthless.

    15. Re:Evolution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot mods have not heard of Intelligent Design (the latest nutjob anti-evolution bunk science). How sad... If I happen to metamoderate these mods, they are losing karma.

      That's a very damaging reason for metamoderation. Punish all who disagree with you? That will stifle intelligent discussion, not promote scientific thought.

      No, simply disagree with the moderation. If the mods happen to lose karma as a result, that's no concern of yours.

    16. Re:Evolution? by beetle496 · · Score: 1
      Can anyone offer a plausible explanation for how any one of the pieces of a bacterial flagellum would offer that bacterium some sort of advantage?
      As others have pointed out, obviously yes!
      Anyway, what was that about evolution not being able to cause a turbine to be created? I definitely agree with you on that point!
      How this dogma gets modded up to 5 is beyond me. Maybe it's be divine will? <sarcasm /> Most Christians don't have a problem with evolution. I hope for your sake that your faith is not rooted in there being something like hard evidence for (so called) creation science. Personally, I am grateful that real scientists are taking these claims more seriously. I wasn't surprised that someone also mentioned bombardier beetle. There are numerous explanations, this merely being the first one I turned up: A Rebuttal of Behe.

      Keep in mind that the Creationists need only one counter example to prove Darwin wrong. They can't even do that! I very much appreciate this explanation of Intelligent Design.

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    17. Re:Evolution? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Actually, biology did invent the turbine, but market conditions were not ripe for its mass-adoption, since the piston/cylinder was in such wide use at the time.

      Any automotive engineer taking a "fresh look" at the state of today's transportaion systems wonders why the 4-cycle engine is still top dog. Well, the answer is: momentum and ease of manufacture, regardless of the availability of today's alternatives.


      Actually, for direct-driven cars (where the motor directly drives the wheels), a 4-cycle engine makes far more sense than a turbine. Cars have to operate through a variety of speeds, and be able to accelerate and decelerate quickly. They're nothing like airplanes, which just set the engine to 85% throttle during cruising, and only change speed for takeoff. The only way a turbine would make any sense in a car is if it's solely used to drive a generator, which creates power that is stored and used to drive one or more electric motors which drive the wheels. While there is a lot of progress being made in hybrid propulsion systems these days, the main problem with this is all the extra parts needed, and the space they take up.

      Therefore, we're stuck with valves and a wonky heart, QWERTY keyboards, NTSC television, 4-stroke internal combustion automobiles, and idiotic small text-box entry forms using web browsers to do all kinds of various work (and non-work) tasks.

      I'll agree with the QWERTY keyboards bit; I much prefer Dvorak myself. NTSC is on its way out, but it's taking forever, and HDTV looks like it might be hindered by stupid efforts to add DRM.

      Here's another example for you: wood-frame houses, built on-site. I don't see why houses couldn't be built from steel, like commercial buildings, and manufactured in a factory and transported to the site for final assembly. Yes, there are modular homes, but they never seem to compare at all to good stick-built homes for some reason; they're just a step up from a trailer.

    18. Re:Evolution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that article at TD was written by a geology graduate student. It was thoroghly ripped apart abot 10 posts up.

    19. Re:Evolution? by greg_barton · · Score: 2, Funny

      A mousetrap has five essential pieces - and if any one of them is missing (i.e., the spring, the hammer, the catch, the platform or the holding bar), the trap will not function.

      And yet we have the Venus Flytrap.

    20. Re:Evolution? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Because evolution exists in the realm of scientific proof, and creationism does not, they naturally obey different standards. An argument that creationism isn't scientific is no argument.

    21. Re:Evolution? by Jerf · · Score: 1

      are there really enough fucking stupid slashdot readers that really think arguments like "irreducible complexity" have interesting merit?

      Disclosure: I was raised creationist, but after extremely seriously examining the facts now accept evolution. (A lot of that was an intensive study of computer evolution, where a lot of the phenomena I'm about to mention arise in a controlled and simplified environment.) I also still consider myself Christian, to a degree that if I wore it on my sleeve round these parts I would mostly be shunned.

      Evolution is a scientific theory, and as such open to continuous questioning. You really shouldn't try to push it down people's throats and claim it is absolute, obvious truth either, which isn't the literal intent of your message but is strongly implied by it.

      Irreducable complexity is probably the single best point against evolution I have ever seen. It cuts to the heart of the entire debate. Considered as a scientific theory, I think it probably ought to be taught as a standard part of the history of evolution as the best counter-argument ever brought to bear.

      As with any good scientific theory, it could be tested. It failed those tests miserably, on every level. What that means is not that it was a stupid idea, or that people who have not taken time to study the issue and believe it are stupid. It means that we should not accept it as scientifically true, and that people who believe it is scientifically true either need to study more, or invest a lot of time in figuring out how to prove it true... good luck on that last one, by the way. Everyone can't be intimately familiar with all parts of science... and with no disrespect intended to anyone in particular, the mathematical theories about how evolution works that ultimately satisfied me are extremely heavy stuff. (Look up "schema theory" in evolutionary computation, but come with a lot of math in mind. Technically, you don't need anything above standard calculus to understand it but you need a lot of experience reading intensely mathematical works.)

      In conclusion (for this part), "irreducability" does have "interesting merit" as a scientific argument, as did the crystal spheres and epicycles, phlostigon, and the "electrons orbiting the nucleous" atom model (Bohr, I think). Nevertheless, it is wrong.

      Another of the interesting phenomena of evolution that it is proper to question is why it isn't smooth; why are there "punctuated equilibria"? I couldn't give a short answer (and it isn't 100% understood on a mathematical level yet as I understand it, although that's a very high standard), but I can tell you from experience that you can not create an evolving system that doesn't have them and still learns. If you try to repress them, the efficiency of the system drops like a rock; in the computer world this translates to finding an answer more slowly or not at all, in the real world into fragile ecosystems that repair themselves slowly or not at all.

      (To my fellow Christians, and not to anybody else (hold the mocking comments, please), how do I justify this theologically? Ultimately, God is a God of truth; if you have to believe lies to believe in Him, you aren't believing in the God of the Bible I know. (Again, hold your mocking comments, please, heard them.) If overwhelming evidence is in conflict with our interpretation of the Bible, then either our interpretation is wrong, or "Eat and drink, for tommorow we die". (That's a reference to a specific verse, for you non-Christians.))

    22. Re:Evolution? by dabraun · · Score: 1
      Here's another example for you: wood-frame houses, built on-site. I don't see why houses couldn't be built from steel, like commercial buildings, and manufactured in a factory and transported to the site for final assembly. Yes, there are modular homes, but they never seem to compare at all to good stick-built homes for some reason; they're just a step up from a trailer.

      This has a lot to do with the cost of steel.

      To give another example, I watched a large overpass system be constructed over the last few years - it was interesting that all of the actual bridges were constructed from large steel pieces brought in on trucks, but all the ramps up and down (and they were BIG) were made from concrete and rebar.

      The steel sections took very little time to install and complete - the cement parts took months. My reasoning was that they had to use steel for the bridges because they can't close I-90 for months - but they can take their time and save money with the rest.

    23. Re:Evolution? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Last I heard, the cost of steel for building construction was actually comparable to the cost of wood, mainly because wood has gotten very expensive in recent years. The reason builders didn't want to change is because they were too familiar with wood.

      For your example, I imagine concrete is much cheaper than steel, but you can't build a house out of it (notice what happened in third-world countries where they did, and then an earthquake struck, i.e. Turkey, Mexico, etc.).

    24. Re:Evolution? by hxnwix · · Score: 1

      The post I think was poorly moderated was neither insightful, nor informative. It happened to be ID talking points (the list of propoganda items they are currently harping on). I disagree with the moderation; I think the mods who did not recognize the post's content for what it is are uninformed and have no business moderating.

      Have I gone wrong? No.

    25. Re:Evolution? by Zareste · · Score: 1

      There we have evolutionism in a nutshell: Saying it has proof, but, oops, it forgot the proof in its other pair of pants, trying to make itself real by trying to make creation false, relying on a thousand one-in-a-million coincidences to do what intelligence does with no problem. All in all, an over-elaborate excuse to complain about some Jahovah's Witnesses that once came to your door. No more sensible than if I said my house evolved out of ancient sticks and stones from the ground.

      The root article gives no attempt at making evolutionism real, and it's pretty obvious why.

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    26. Re:Evolution? by Zareste · · Score: 1

      And on the other end of the spectrum you have me: A guy who's not religious in any aspect but finds it waaay more likely that an intelligent life form

      What I dislike about the evolution theory (and by that I mean the idea that cellular life came from an ooze, a lightning strike or a volcano, not the factual progress of dna) is the ease of which you can justify any crazy idea by throwing a million trillion years into it. It's way too simple, takes little into account, and leaves extremely wide multi-million-year gaps during which it's assumed that nothing besides mating, hunting and maybe the discovery of a few tools happened. One theory says life forms from other planets or systems may have come during one of these gaps and boosted things a little. That makes perfect sense, and it shortens the gaps a little, but far too much is still left open.

      Following the 'great coincidence' logic, I could say the Sears tower evolved from a volcano if I threw a few hundred millenniums into the equation, and said 'look, all these other towers are pretty similar to it. It probably evolved from them.' Simple as can be. The basic model for the 'old life' theory is.

      1. Billions of years
      2. ???
      3. life
      4. millions of years
      5. ???
      6. Intelligence!

      It's a little more complex than that, but not by much. Problem is that intelligent cellular life takes gigantic chances and extremely slim odds to pop up first.

      So, now, what's the alternative? How about a life form based purely on energy. Let's play the 'most likely situation' game. There are way-the-hell more stars in the universe than there are livable planets. Even the mainstream knows that. The right situation with the right atoms and energy types can produce sentience. Heck, it's the very reason we can think with our brains. And with all the activity taking place in stars, that 'right situation' can occur very frequently in comparison to the loads of statistics required for cellular life.

      This doesn't mean that energetic life preceded cellular life, necessarily, it just means that the chances are so high that it almost renders the 'cellular life came first' theories obsolete, and it also takes spirits into account; something which most other theories do everything to avoid.

      So, a energy-based life form made from the right materials could probably leave its system and go elsewhere in the universe. At one point or another, it wouldn't be farfetched at all if it invented life forms out of normal, planetary materials.

      So, all in all, there are gaps in my ideas too. I'd like to follow through and complete those gaps. the thing is that Darwin came up with a great theory. He followed through with it. Why don't we have more theories like that? I want more options and I think we all need more ideas if we're really going to figure this thing out.

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    27. Re:Evolution? by Jerf · · Score: 1

      Actually, my understanding is that evolution of existing life is fairly well established, it is still a gigantic question mark as to how life initially started; I consider the two questions seperate.

      Evolution doesn't suffer from the problems you describe because as a living system, it is not pure random, there is a strong bias towards viable life forms. (Like I said, if you have the time, study the relevant math.) And theoretical objections must give way to observed phenomena if you want to consider your opinion "scientific"; ultimately, no matter how improbable the current world is, here it is.

      Initial life does suffer from all of those problems, which is why it continues to be an interesting debate.

      (The primary problem with your energy theory is simply that you have no evidence to back it up, no phenomena that require energy beings to explain. Thus, as a scientific theory, it hasn't really gotten to stage one yet. That proves nothing about its truth either way, but it does mean that I'm pretty unconvinced.)

    28. Re:Evolution? by Zareste · · Score: 1

      That's basically what I was saying about the gigantic question mark. Only, the evolution theory offers nothing solid on what happened between now and then, just assumptions based on the assumption that life sprang up without intelligence to begin with.

      ultimately, no matter how improbable the current world is, here it is.

      That certainly didn't prove anything. Saying we came from amoeba most certainly can't be proven by saying "we're here", although, that's about as deep as its evidence gets.

      My theory has at least as much evidence behind it; you must not have been paying attention. It's simple logic that energy produces intelligence if channelled the right way; the fact that we can think to begin with proves that. If energetic materials come together correctly then it becomes sentient. I'd like to find out which materials could do this. But your attempt to make it 'baseless' relies entirely on the fact that you have no clue about energy-based life forms.

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    29. Re:Evolution? by Fwoggus · · Score: 1

      "Evolution is a scientific theory" If you have really studied evolution you would know that evolution (that species morphologically change over time) is not a theory but a _fact_ which is well documented in the fossil record. The means by which evolution occurs, in the case of Darwin's Natural Selection _is_ a theory.

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    30. Re:Evolution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, don't get over-zealous. People who argue the creationist/evolution debate on the side of darwin dislike the use of the word 'theory' because creationists (who are overwhelmingly laymen) like to use the popular definition of the term 'theory' to undermine the credibility of evolution.

      But evolution is no more a fact than general relativity is, although both have overwhelming evidence in their favor. What constitutes a theory in science is anything that is supported by available data. It remains credible as long as data (both existing and new) continues to support it (this generally means that the theory predicts the data, but in descriptive sciences like evolutionary biology it often means 'explains credibly').

      Creationists who say 'it's just a theory' are essentially demonstrating one of two things. Either they are woefully unaware of how science works, in which case their comments on scientific matters have just about as much relevance as Senator Orin Hatch's do on things CS-related, or they are very aware of what theory means, but are maliciously attempting to confuse the meaning of the term in the minds of the people with whom they are debating.

      The former are in my opinion forgivable. It is my view that people with a good understanding of science generally don't feel that science overly threatens their spiritual faith; I have met many very religious scientists. Thus people who fault science because they fundamentally misunderstand it are simply ignorant, and if they care can be educated. Note this doesn't mean, "convinced that evolution is right", it simply means teaching them that using "it's only a theory" as a counterargument makes them look ignorant.

      The latter group, however, are like the anti-OSS propagandists who deliberately confuse people over the meaning of the word free in order to push their agenda. These people know they are lying; they cannot prove their point honestly and so they resort to lower tactics. Many of the Christians I know -- by this I mean true Christians -- would not look upon these sorts of people fondly. They are hypocrites of the worst sort, because they know what they are preaching is wrong, but do so anyway.

      Even the pope considers evolution worthy of study. He's still against birth control, but he considers evolution worthy of study. Think about that for a moment.

    31. Re:Evolution? by shadow_slicer · · Score: 1

      My problems with your energy theory is first that you need to describe the type of energy you're talking about.

      If you're talking about electromagnetic radiation, then it would rely on surrounding material for rebroadcast (presumably through spontaneous emission), and generally follows a fixed set of laws. It can't really do much to the world around it, and since it travels at the speed of light, it would die before it ever existed (clocks traveling at the speed of light run infinitely slow). There's not a lot that this kind of energy can do in the way of being alive.

      If you're talking about kinetic energy or electrical energy then I'm not sure what you could argue.

      If you're talking about the kind of glowing orb things you see on star trek when they talk about energy beings, then that's rather difficult to describe physically.

      If you're talking about an energy being formed by different interacting form of energy, they'd need a piece of matter (or body, if you will) to act as a medium for exchange. The characteristics of this medium would have to be relatively specific to the organism, and be capable or being altered dynamically, through electromagnetic or chemical pumps. And that would be indistinguishable from organic life as we know it.

      As for the sequence of life, the only part I haven't heard filled in sensibly, is step 2.

      1. billions of years
      The universe crashes on the scene and energy and matter flies everywhere. Eventually graviational forces force the matter to clump together in sufficient quantities to form galaxies, solar systems, stars, and eventually planets.
      2. ???
      3. life (prokaryotic)
      4 + 5. millions of years:
      Two of the prokaryotic lifeforms eventually develop a symbiotic relationship on a cellular level, resulting in early eukaryotic organisms containing primitive mitochondria. A few eukaryotic organisms form colonies. The colonies develop primitive intercellular communication, and start to act more as a group. Eventually more rapid communication becomes advantageous and some parts of the colony become the conduits for the communication. About the same time, the new communication was used to cause specific cells in the colony to change shape, generating movement. From this the first multicellular organisms developed. They developed specialized sensing apparatus and new shapes and other cells to become more specialized. Then animals developed. They initially floated in the sea, but then became more active as they started to consume other multicellular organisms. As these organisms became bigger and more complex it became difficult for the decentralized communication cells to control the organism. Clusters of such cells begain to appear in organisms. Also with increased size, came logistical problems of transferring nutrients around the colony. This caused the development of cardiovascular organs. Predator-Prey competitino resulted in the advances of shells and bones. Some organisms begin to escape predators by leaving the water. Then they start to live entirely out of the water. Life on land was more demanding and required an even more complicated brain. Predator-prey pressures probably induced groups of individuals to band together. The difficulties of organizing independent individuals required more brain power. The smarter ones were more able to take advantage of the less crafty ones, and so the smart kind proliferated. Eventually one of these animals decided throwing a rock at an enemy was a good idea, or sticking a stick in an ants nest made it easier to get the ants out. From this these animals developed the use of tools. They eventually came to use other tools. They noticed that plants come from seeds, and a few start to farm. Farming is more efficient than gathering, so a few were able to find other endeavors, resulting in more tools. Eventually tools saved these creatures so much difficulty, that they were able to apply themselves to finding new tools. They also discovered advanced communications systems (language) and other useful

    32. Re:Evolution? by Zareste · · Score: 1

      I... don't think giving the longest explanation possible makes it reasonable.

      There are still holes in my explanation, but its a reasonable explanation, and is more specific than a vague concept of "energy" creating everything as-is

      I have no clue how you got into the 'creation of planets' subject but it has pretty much nothing to do with this, in fact I explained that we're only talking about the formation of life. I never said anything about 'energy creating everything'.

      Also what you added to step 1. is one of hundreds of plausible theories on how that took place. The addition to 3 is what some people choose to believe and the new version of 4 is a huge collection of different ideas, a few of which can be proven but most of which relies on the theory of bacterial origin to begin with. Even if the idea of bacterial origin were proven, a lot of those ideas would still be up for opinion.

      But I'm sure you know that we're just talking theory and nothing more, so that all goes without saying.

      And of course, my own idea is very undeveloped. We know independent energetic sentience is possible; it would just be nice to know how it works, and whether it formed cellular life, the other way around, or neither. Obviously it couldn't be 'pure' energy as I inaccurately put it. There'd have to be a number of materials involved for it to hold together, or it could exist 'between the atoms' so to speak, persisting by influencing all surrounding material. It would explain a lot if so.

      Or, cellular life may have come first, in which case spirits could be the result of an evolutionary mechanism by animals a long time ago. Though, considering today's theoretic age of the universe, that'd be far more likely to happen on another planet first, perhaps as an organism's way of preserving itself when it's cellular form is destroyed. Maybe a race couldn't survive on a given planet and needed a way to migrate elsewhere.

      Lots of possibilities; the current theories, no matter how far you take them, are barely the tip of the iceberg.

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    33. Re:Evolution? by Jerf · · Score: 1

      To sum up the AC's rather good post, science is not in the business of facts.

      Your post descends into religious zealotry of a different, but no less real, kind.

    34. Re:Evolution? by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

      Ok, since no one else noticed ...

      Your example of the flagellum is wrong.

      It is not rotated.

      It is swung around in circles ... as if you held out a whip in front of you and twirled it fast in circles ... no rotation happening.

      As for the advantage any piece of the flagellum gives to the bacterium ... IT LETS THE BACTERIA MOVE! are you stupid? Perhaps in earlier forms it helped the bacteria move in a different way, or was there for some other purpose, but if it offered no advantage it would degenerate given enough generations, the way our appendix has.

      Evolution has no goal. We are not a goal, we are not an end product, we are simply what has come about from it at this time. Our bodies are full of all kinds of very poorly 'designed' systems ... poorly designed because THEY WERE NOT DESIGNED! they are just coincidences that led to better survival.

      -- Your back, does it get sore? most peoples do. Our 'design' of back spent many more millions of years in 4 legged animals, it hasn't evolved fully for upright walking.
      -- Our knees ... see back.
      -- the appendix, not used, not needed, useless leftover that causes problems for some people.
      -- those perfect eyes you mention ... actually they have a limited imperfect lifespan as garbage byproducts build up in cells under the rods and cones in special garbage storage cells. eventually the cells get full and the rods and cones can't regenerate their light sensing chemicals.
      -- our metabolism ... extremely poorly 'designed' as for half of our society, it stays stuck in the feast or famine mode from millions of years of being hunter/gatherers, making us fat in this time of easy cheap high calorie food.

      Evolution allows a chemical chain reaction that started some 4billion years ago to keep on running. Thats all there is too it. A reaction that gave us the illusion of being self-conscious, and allowed us to create imaginary gods to keep us from being scared around the campfire at night. Intelligent Design is nothing more than an extention of the fantasy of gods with room for a few observations here and there where you dumbasses are willing to admit that there is some understanding of processes.

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    35. Re:Evolution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Keep in mind that the Creationists need only one counter example to prove Darwin wrong. They can't even do that!

      The counter- counter argument is "well, given millions, or perhaps billions, or perhaps trillions of years, anything can happen."

      Example: blood coagulation. Without blood flow, organism dies. Coagulation = death. Abrasion of skin yields blood leaks. All the blood leaks out = death. Gotta have enough enough coagulation to not leak to death (hemophilia) but can't have too much to coagulate and die (thrombosis).

      How did this delicate balance come about? For us who see intelligent design as reasonable, it is easy. For the die-hard evolutionists, the answer is "well, given millions, or perhaps billions, or perhaps trillions of years, anything can happen - it had to have, look at the results."

      This looks surprisingly like faith to me. ;-)

      As a postulate, it is also impossible to refute; hence "Keep in mind that the Creationists need only one counter example to prove Darwin wrong. They can't even do that!"

      Kinda hard to present scientific refutation to an all-powerful... well, er, I'll let you name it.

    36. Re:Evolution? by calebb · · Score: 0

      Well, I'm not going to refute every point you made (although if it were earlier in the day, I would consider it!)... But how about this one.

      the appendix, not used, not needed, useless leftover that causes problems for some people.

      I don't blame you for believing this lie. In fact, if you look at an Encyclopedia Britannica from the late 90's, you'll see the same remarks.

      However, if you jump back to 1976 and read the medical journal Gastroenterology ~p.1130, you'll see the first admission that the Appendix is not just some vestigal structure! That was the first time medical doctors began to realize that the appendix is in fact part of your lymph system.

      By the 90's, medical textbooks were becoming even more emphatic that the appendix is a very important part of your Lymph systems. They have found that it not only contains BLymphocytes which are used to create immunoglobulins, but it also 'samples' the contents of your large intestines to ensure bacteria don't overpopulate it.

      Now thirty years later, people such as yourself are left ignorant of facts such as the real function of your appendix - facts that are hidden from you by authors who are so insecure in their own worldview that they feel compelled to keep conflicting research hidden from the average reader (student).

      Thanks for asking of I'm stupid, re: Flagellum. So there's the advantage - it helps the bacteria move. How silly of me - how did I miss the obviousness of your 'truth?' How do you suppose such an intricate piece of molecular machinery came to be? You say "Perhaps in earlier forms it helped the baceria move in a different way" Um, ok, click my link, look at the picture that includes all the distinct pieces of it. How could any one of those help move a bacterium without the other 4 pieces? What evolutionary advantage would gradually evoloving the 'power supply' for the flagellum give a bacterium? What advantage would the 'brushings' give the bacteria? Did I mention that this is actually way more complex than a simple 2 or 4 pole motor? It has several DOZEN 'poles' that are correctly synchronized to keep the flagellum moving forwards or backwards (depending on which direction the bacterium decides to go). If they fire incorrectly, it would be like driving a car without a timing belt - nothing would happen and the engine would self destruct. (in the same way, the flagellum would break to pieces).

      I'm pretty sure you didn't look at the link I provided - take a look and explain to me how any one piece of the flagellum spinning mechanism could help a bacterium move on it's own. Remember, at each stage of mutation, the bacterium must have an advantage of some sort to ensure that it will continue to reproduce. Even Darwin concedes that if you were able to show him something that he called 'irreducibly complex,' that his own theory would need to be thrown out the window.

    37. Re:Evolution? by Bowling+Moses · · Score: 1

      It's a lazy Sunday and I'm a little bored, so I thought I'd respond to your post a little.

      First off, it'd be nice if you were to include where you got your information. Most people don't have copies of the Journal of Gastroenterology lying about their house, from 1976 or otherwise. I imagine you instead got the Journal of Gastroenterology reference from here or some other creationist site without ever reading the primary citation yourself--this is disingenuous on your part. Second, you are salting your post with a demonstrably false and slanderous attack on scientists by accusing us of keeping the population ignorant of the appendix's role in the immune system, when it is clear that it was scientists who reported appendix functionality in the first place in academic and medical journals. Third, the appendix is indeed vestigial. Creationists are fond of redefining the word "vestigial" to be synonymous with "useless" but this is not the proper definition of the word in biology: "An organ, serving for two purposes, may become rudimentary or utterly aborted for one, even the more important purpose, and remain perfectly efficient for the other. Thus, in plants, the office of the pistil is to allow the pollen-tubes to reach the ovules protected in the ovarium at its base. The pistil consists of a stigma supported on the style; but in some Compositae, the male florets, which of course cannot be fecundated, have a pistil, which is in a rudimentary state, for it is not crowned with a stigma; but the style remains well developed, and is clothed with hairs as in other compositae, for the purpose of brushing the pollen out of the surrounding anthers. Again, an organ may become rudimentary for its proper purpose, and be used for a distinct object: in certain fish the swim-bladder seems to be rudimentary for its proper function of giving buoyancy, but has become converted into a nascent breathing organ or lung. Other similar instances could be given." This quote comes from chapter 13 of Darwin's Origin of Species from 1859. In my "Penguin Classics" edition published in 1985, the above quote is on page 429. All the way back to Darwin: vestigial does not necessarily equate to useless.

      The human appendix appears to have an immunological function, albeit a nonessential one--removal of appendix has no ill effect and people have been born without the appendix at all. Regardless, we still correctly call it vestigial. We do so because of comparative anatomy: humans are classified as mammals and as primates, and so we compare the human appendix to structures found within other species. The human appendix is homologous to the end of the mammalian caecum, which normally functions in the digestion of cellulose, which is something that we humans cannot digest. Digestion is of course the primary function of organs in the digestive tract, so therefore the human appendix is vestigial even though it may have an immunological function. You are free to consider talkorigins biased if you wish, but it represents the scientific mainstream. They have an excellent article in their archives on anatomical vestiges with a hefty dose of discussion on the human appendix. I suggest that you read it so you know what the mainstream view of science actually is, not what the creationists like to claim it is.

      As for the flagellum, you are badly mistaken on one major point (yet another reason to read up on evolutionary biology as written by biologists, not creationists). There is absolutely no requirement that the evolution of the bacterial flagellum requires that each step must be linked, directly or indirectly, to flagellar motility. For instance, it is now known that the flagellum is related to the type IV pilus (J Mol Microbiol Biotechnol. 2004;7(1-2):41-51). This page

    38. Re:Evolution? by LionMage · · Score: 1
      But back to a turbine, which you say is impossible for to evolve on its own...

      Whoa, hold on there. He said it was "hard," not impossible. You can't argue effectively if you mis-state other people's points of argument.

      Then again, if you didn't deliberately fudge what someone else said, it wouldn't bolster your own viewpoint, now would it?

      Oh, and incidentally, whereas a flagellum exists in nature, and could be argued to be a "continuously spinning thing," the tech that makes the flagellum work doesn't scale up very well at all. That's why you don't see macroscopic animals with similar mechanisms on a macroscopic scale -- what works at cellular scale wouldn't work on a multi-cellular scale. This is why my sperm cells have flagella, and my tracheal epithelial cells have cilia, but I have to walk to locomote.
    39. Re:Evolution? by marshac · · Score: 1

      Don't forget ATP synthase inside the mitochondria... it spins and spins and spins....until you die. Seems to qualify as a "continuously spinning thing" to me, esp something that's as common to all life as the mitochondria.

      A nice research paper probing the rotary mechanism of ATP synthase

      Isn't it a marvel how complex life is sometimes?

  168. Mod Parent Up Underrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't believe the number comments that were posted before Politburo pointed out the obvious...

  169. How would you know he is dead, anyway? by iamacat · · Score: 1

    The heart can not stop, and lungs might work for a long time under these conditions, even if you are brain dead. I can see a big problem with these people just failling into a coma, that doctors can not guarantee is permanent.

  170. Finally by HBPiper · · Score: 1

    When I cut my arm off, I will be able to bleed out just like the Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
    Picture include for the visualizationally challenged.

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  171. how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    How would your life be different without a pulse?

    I'd be dead.

  172. Lungs too? by kcdoodle · · Score: 1

    I am waiting for the artifical lung that uses my computer fan.

    No more pumping my chest muscle just to get air in and out.

    I can't wait...

    Breathing with your own lungs is for suckers, anyway!

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  173. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well that might be nice. Instead of arbitrary numbers that don't mean things to people, you could just tell them they are at $x PSI =P

  174. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by GPSguy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When you place the heart at rest, you remove the load it sees, and use an artificial pump to do the work.

    You don't stop the heart. Even today, with cardioplegic solutions significantly advanced, supplemented with NAD-compounds and amino acids, stopping the heart bears the significant risk that you can't get it restarted again.

    Cardioplegia for cardiac surgery involves infusing a potassium-rich solution into the coronary arteries, which stops the heart in diastole. Further, the solution is cold, and the heart is bathed in an iced saline slush to cool it further and diminish its metabolic requirements. At this point, the heart is *NOT* getting a blood rich perfusion (barring the use of blood-based cadioplegia, which I'm still not sure is as good an idea as some others think) medium.

    If you were to start reperfusing the arrested heart with blood, with a normal electrolyte composition, the extra potassium would be washed out, the heart would rewarm, and if it has sufficient energy stores, and a sufficiently normal physiology, it would begin to contract again.

    So: To put the heart at rest, you unload it, keep the blood chemistry as normal as possible, maintain good nutrition status (parenteral alementation), and see if the heart muscle recovers.

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  175. What about the affects on the mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about the affects on the mind? A beating heart can be like a clock ticking and giving us a sense of time.

    Not only that but it might be like someone having heard static in the background all his life and then suddenly the static stops. This could be a good thing but it could also seem very weird.

  176. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    Al Gore's been doing it (living withut a pulse) for years, so we know that the side effects are too terrible to contemplate.

  177. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by pugnatious · · Score: 0

    that is the exact purpose of the aorta - it's elastic walls enable it to mitigate the pressure differences and provide a continuous bood stream /more or less/ to the rest of the body.

  178. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by Blastrogath · · Score: 1

    The problem is that that was a short term replacement. It could be that problems don't show up till you've had a beatless heart for years, so we can't rule out difficulties yet.

    But OTOH there may be no problems at all, so if it's more reliable than existing artificial hearts I'd probably take it over the old design, if I needed a new heart. (I'm planning to keep my current one for a while yet though)

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  179. We'd miss the throbbing organ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without a pulse, you might have a sexual response but it just wouldn't be exciting. Pulse puts the throb in the knob.

  180. Military will be all over this. by GR|MLOCK · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now their snipers won't have to worry about firing in between heartbeats. Anybody want to bet on how long it'll be before we have black-ops cyborg snipers with no pulse?

  181. Re:What? No MD's here? by justkarl · · Score: 1

    Could it be becuase they're busy doing real work?

  182. I doubt running would be an issue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, the heart isn't the only pump in the body - the muscles in your legs help return blood to the heart when you run. That why if you run then stop abruptly you feel faint, because suddenly the load on your heart has suddenly increased and it needs to ramp up to pump blood all the way up to your head at a usable pressure (which is one reason you should warm down properly after exercising). How would the impeller interact with "pulses" from the legs?

    If someone is in such bad shape that they need an impellor blood pump installed, then I seriously doubt that running or any other strenuous exercise will be on their agenda.

    1. Re:I doubt running would be an issue... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Hey man, sometimes you gotta run. Even outta shape people gotta run. Shit, my dad's had a double bypass and a coronary artery thing and he runs every now and then. Fast bugger too.

      I mean, you run for things like trains, shopping carts rolling towards your car, babies with forks near electrical outlets, knife wielding maniacs, and of course whenever you forget your umbrella.

      I'm sure this device allows for some small sort of emergency speed up and slowing down of flow for those times when you just HAVE to run.

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  183. Holy crap ! by LordPixie · · Score: 1

    Restarted her heart ?!? That's frickin' crazy ! Do you have any linkage to back this up ?

    The only thing close I could find was the story of Peter Houghton. He's been living with a 'no pulse' artificial heart for four years now. Seems to be doing pretty well. Especially since his other alternative was dead. No mention of them restarting his heart. Nor any crazy vein problems from not having a pulse.


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    1. Re:Holy crap ! by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Sorry no link from me here either, but I remember it being in the news too, The analogy they used was that her heart needed a rest and the pump took over for a while allowing her strained heart to recuperate.

    2. Re:Holy crap ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remeber that early on, surgenons put a "propelers" in the vein to reduce the starin on the tranlplanted heart it would give it just a little boost. I wonder if the heart still beat hard and fast when exercising or does the hear know/sense how much it must beat?

    3. Re:Holy crap ! by beetle496 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You guys are not looking hard enough. Artificial heart was surgeon's last hope of saving Julie's Life

      If you rest a torn muscle, it gets better. We thought if you could find a way of resting an acutely sick heart it might get better too
      For six extraordinary days Julie Mills, a 21-year old student, survived in a hospital bed with no pulse and no heartbeat.
      As she prepares to go back to college, almost fully recovered and take her place in medical history, her doctors have described how an artificial heart kept her alive, pumping her blood smoothly through her body in a continuous flow.
      Her own heart, swollen and inflamed because of a virus infection, was allowed to rest completely and, as the cardiac experts hoped, it was simply given time to recover.
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  184. Pulse-less-ness observed in cardiac-bypass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Cardiac bypass, used commonly during a CABG (coronoary artery bypass graft) operation, involves an external pump, pumping blood around the body after gas exchange has occured outside the body (ie. carbon dioxide removed and oxygen added, plus some other bits'n'pieces). (Bypass is required during CABG because the operations are commonly performed with the heart 'stopped' for 30-60 minutes while the surgeon attaches the grafts. 'Off-pump' CABGs are sometimes performed where the surgeon operates on the beating heart, avoiding the need for bypass).

    Anyway - the bypass pump commonly delivers continuous (ie. non-pulsatile) flow, even though most modern machines have the capability to deliver pulsatile flow. Research is somewhat inconclusive as to whether there is any disadvantage in delivering non-pulsatile flow in this setting, although in most situations where someone has poor kidney function the machine will be set to deliver a pseudo-pulsatile flow, in an attempt to mimic the normal physiology.

    The rationale here is that some (inconclusive) research suggests that the kidney's may be damaged by non-pulsatile flow. As the kidney's receive such a large proportion of cardiac output (25% !), it;s wouldn't be surprising.

    I would be surprised if a non-pulsatile flow didn't throw up some unexpected problem - but also, my time as an anaesthetist (or anaesthesiologist in the US) continually demonstrates the impressive adaptability of the human body!

    (and regardless, being on bypass does all sorts of unpleasant things to the body, independent of the presence/absence of pulsatile pressures.)

  185. As commonplace as pacemakers? by maydog · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the ventracor website:

    "The VentrAssist(TM) LVAS has the potential to become as commonplace and reliable as pacemakers."

    That seems to be a pretty bold statement considering that implanting one of these is a pretty invasive procedure and that the implant leaves you with wires penetrating the skin leaving a path for infection. This technology combined with the AbioCor (did I get that right) transdermal battery would be pretty cool.

    I also do not see any valve in the design, so if the battery were to fail, the heart would not be able to pump.

    There are pacemaker / defibrillator (CRT) devices on the market today that offer, long term, effective treatment for several types of heart failure (see the new england journal of medicine), they require a minimally invasive procedure, are completely implanted - no external wires, and the heart maintains some pumping ability in the event of a device failure. Also, the patient regains a quality of life and independence that you could not have with worrying about keeping your batteries charged and wires protruding from your abdomen.

    The design of the device is novel and very interesting and , without a doubt, will benefit a small population of patients. I am waiting, however, for the next generations of treatments that target the tissue and biology repsonsible for the pathology. Gene therapy, stem cells, etc. offer greater hope and better long term outcomes for patients. Pumps are only for sustaining until something better can be found.

  186. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by baxissimo · · Score: 5, Funny

    > (IMAD) I am a doctor.

    Good thing your patients' lives don't depend on your ability to create acronyms. ;-)

  187. Peter Houghton doesn't seem to mind. by LordPixie · · Score: 1

    Linky linky.

    Basically, this man was implanted with a similar 'no pulse' device back in 2000. He has yet to suffer any unintended consequences. No veins collapsing, head exploding, reversed bloodflow causing time to go backwards, etc, etc. Of course, four years isn't a terribly long time compred to a whole human life, but it's a very good start.


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  188. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

    The difference being that those million years still doesn't mean there aren't occasional problems with the original. This is why people get their biological unit replaced with a mechanical one.

    It may take a while to determine the unintended consequences, but unless someone tries. We'll never know unless it is tried. I don't really see this as dangerous, I think stuff like this gets tried on lower mammals before going on to humans.

  189. How would the hemoglobin react??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to being in such close contact with strong magnetic fields since it will be repeatedly passing over the permanent magnet impellor blades and thru the magnetic fields generated by the motor's stationary coils.

    There has been a lot of quack "patent medicine" over the years about treating the body with magnetism, but does anyone know the truth about how constant (and in this case VERY close proximity) exposure to strong magnetic fields might affect the hemoglobin?

  190. The real problem by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1

    isnt' the lack of a pulse, (assuming the device works as intended)

    It is carrying around the power supply for this thing, with wires sticking out of your body. Worldheart http://www.worldheart.com/ has been testing an artificial heart that can be powered without a physical connection, but you still have to carry the charger around.

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  191. Whole Heart Version? by Xesdeeni · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I saw this technology in a documentary on PBS at least fifteen years ago, but it was for a full heart replacement. They were reviewing artificial heart research after the Jarvik-7 was implanted. The odd thing was that the show went into a bit of detail about a centrifugal pump and its power supply, but I haven't seen anything about it since then.

    Apparently a small nuclear pellet was used in the battery, which was in a lead-lined container about the size of half a D-size battery. The battery could be implanted completely, unlike the Jarvik, which requires a dangerous (susceptible to infection) tube running through the skin to a suitcase sized pneumatic pump. The issue they focused on was the danger of the radioactive pellet. Apparently concern had been raised about the possibility of an artificial heart recipient being in a plane crash. The fear was that the radioactive battery would leak. So they went to great pains to test it, including shooting it out of a gun, to show it was safe.

    IIRC, the concept of being without a pulse, and the need for more research about this, was mentioned almost as an afterthought. But I've wondered ever since then what happened to this type of artificial heart. A completely self-contained apparatus would seem to be a godsend. But I always assumed that lack of pulse was the gotcha.

    I even discovered that Marilyn Vos Savant, whose Q&A column appears each week in the national Parade insert to many Sunday newspapers. is married to Robert Jarvik, and consdered writing him in care of her about this device. But I never got a round tuit.

    Xesdeeni

    1. Re:Whole Heart Version? by Xesdeeni · · Score: 1

      Oops, I just remembered that I did see something about this a few years ago, but I think it was still a heart assist, not a full heart. There was something about a modification to the design that diverted bloodflow back into the device periodically. This allowed the device to create an artificial pulse.

      Xesdeeni

    2. Re:Whole Heart Version? by aswang · · Score: 1

      Well they have ECMO (extracorporeal membrane oxygenation) now, which can essentially replace the heart and lungs, but, as the acronym suggests, it's outside the body. So it's just the technical challenge of micronization, I think. I think merely replacing the heart is difficult because of its entanglement (anatomically and physiologically) with the lungs, which is evidenced by the fact that people do much better with combined heart-and-lung transplants than with just heart transplants. So if they get ECMO small enough, maybe we'll have a solution.

  192. Re:'Detecting a pulse' for those who don't have on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're probably thinking of perfusion, often checked by pinching the finger and toe nails along with the ears to see how long it takes the color to return. It is used to test how well their blood is circulating rather then for a heart beat.

  193. Does anything depend on a pulse? by Theovon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Did you know that many clocks depend on your outlet current being exactly 60 (or 50) Hz? In the US, I believe federal regulations dictate that over some specified period of time, your wall outlet has to count to the right total number of oscillations. When load is high, causing the generators to spin slowly, the cycle count can get off by minutes, and the electric company has to make up for in off-peak periods by running the generators faster.

    In biological systems, we often see unusual dependencies. I think I read somewhere that certain birds can't swallow without gravity. And why not? It's there! Make use of it! That's the way evolution works. Nothing is more redundant than it needs to be (well, we can talk about transposons later). In humans, bone density is dependent on load, which is why our bones atrophe in weightlessness.

    So, given that we HAVE a pulse, I would be surprised if some part of your body didn't take advantage of it.

    1. Re:Does anything depend on a pulse? by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

      I don't think there's anything that directly depends on a pulse, but the pulse causes the blood pressure to rise and fall, increasing and decreasing the pressure in the arteries (and much less so in the veins), and this variation in pressure might do something (either positive or negative) that a constant (short-term) blood pressure doesn't.

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    2. Re:Does anything depend on a pulse? by Theovon · · Score: 1

      Good point. What comes to mind right now is that the oscillation in pressure causes flexing in of the arterial tissue. Without that flexing, perhaps the vessel walls would stiffen, which could be a problem.

      Also, blood-pressure cuffs that doctors use are dependent on a pulse. Without a pulse, how would a doctor tell if you're hypertensive? :)

    3. Re:Does anything depend on a pulse? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      blood-pressure cuffs that doctors use are dependent on a pulse

      If you have an artificial heart I suspect you are going to be closely treated by a specialist with a host of specialized equipment on hand, chuckle.

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    4. Re:Does anything depend on a pulse? by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      What about people like me, who get their bionic heart from a black-market street-corner surgeon?

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    5. Re:Does anything depend on a pulse? by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      Now that quartz technology is available (and quiet, efficient, and extremely cheap) most modern clocks have no reliance on the frequency of incoming power. I've seen a few clocks that did depend on incoming power, but they were noisy little things...a constant 60Hz sound came from them.

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  194. Hatch by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

    Just ask senator Hatch, he should know.

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  195. No pulse? by staticx0085 · · Score: 1

    No pulse, huh? Being an EMT, if I got called to a scene where this guy was a patient, I would find no pulse and start to defribillate him, then ZAP!, the artifical heart is toasted and the guy is really in trouble. I hope these people wear some kind of ID bracelet or necklace.

    1. Re:No pulse? by ischemic · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you would notice the wires extending from the patient's abdomen.

  196. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by pugnatious · · Score: 0

    This is not as much about flowback prevention as it is about auxilary blood pumps. Such one-way valves are common in veins, esp in extremities, where the blood pressure is low and the stream is continuous. The pressure exerted along the walls of the vein by the contractions of skeletal muscles is enough to drive the blood forward. Standing still for long periods of time therefore numbs your legs and puts extra burden on your heart.

  197. Difference w/o pulse? by jacoby · · Score: 1

    Don't they use the pulse to identify blood vessels when giving injections and drawing blood? My veins are deep, and I feel like a pincushion after giving blood. How would they go if there wasn't a pulse to guide them? Trial and error? Ouch.

  198. Isn't that rather dangerous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm... that's strange. When both my girlfriend and I took (independent) first aid courses, we were specifically told to check for a pulse regardless of a lack of or minimal breathing activity before starting CPR, as the heart may very well still be working, and all that's needed is mouth-to-mouth (or unblocking of their throat, etc.) to keep their oxygen supply going, especially as, I believe, in many cases breathing stops before cardiac activity. Given that performing CPR on someone whose heart is still beating can (a) stop it beating and (b) damage the heart by pushing it out of the rhythm it's already beating in, I have to say that unless our instructors really screwed up with what they told us, I'm a bit worried that you were taught this.

  199. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    While I mostly agree with you, I have one nit-pick/addition. As a former meat wagon operator (oh, sorry...I mean paramedic), checking for blood flow in extremities can be done by checking capillary refill as well.

    Huh? Yeah...push on your fingernail. The nailbed turns white. The time it takes to go back to pink/red is your capillary refill time. Should be 1-2 seconds max, or you've got problems....not necessarily low bp....dehydration and low o2 saturation will do it too.

    That being said, no pulse....how the hell do I get a BP? I'm guessing my pulseox won't work either. Do they have an LCD control panel mounted on their chest so I can check and adjust their BP with a little screwdriver? I can see this type of thing really compilcating/confusing emergency medicine.

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  200. Better photographs, better surgeons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would appreciate the improved ability to snap sharp pictures at slower shutter speeds.
    And perhaps my cardiologist could get one of these newfangled hearts first, so he could perform the operation on me with greater precision.

  201. Living Without A Pulse by Doc+Miller · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I develped a pump for extracorporeal circulation of blood back in the mid 1970's and had to take a lot of these problems into account. My pump was pulsitile and had a very physiologic wave form including dichrotic notch. It also had 2 orders of magnitude less damage to red blood cells than the best pumps on the market at the time. (at least with the cow blood I experimented with) (Read on for an explanation of this) After spending a lot of money on patent lawyers, the device got shelved when I couldn't get a clear patent on it. I think people here on slashdot are missing the point of continuous (non-pulsitile) flow. The elasticity of the arteries especially the aorta actually adds to the pulsitile nature of blood flow. There is an artifact seen in blood pressure measurements called the dichrotic notch that is a direct result of this. If it is absent it is an indication that hardening of the arteries has taken place. The main purpose of circulation is to get blood to tissues and organs. Once there, it has to infiltrate the organs deeply in order to properly transfer oxygen and nutrients and carry away wastes. We were evolved with pulsitile flow and as a result the perfusion of organs and tissues is better with this type of fluid dynamic. That doesn't mean it won't work with constant flow, only that it won't be as efficient. It may take several years before these inefficencies result in some kind of problems. An increase in plaque deposition comes to mind because the tissues arent stretching and contracting. The other problem with turbines and impellers is the "waring blender effect" where the blood cells are "chopped up" by the spinning blades. This leads to hemolysis (release of hemoglobin into the blood form broken red blood cells) which puts a strain on the kidneys which aren't beilng perfused properly because of the non pulsitile flow, etc. etc. you get the picture. Anyway, it's interesting but not a permanent solution.

    1. Re:Living Without A Pulse by curtoid · · Score: 1

      Why couldn't they make a pump using simulated peristalsis? You'd think there'd be no destroying of cells, since there's no valve or sliding parts....

    2. Re:Living Without A Pulse by awol · · Score: 1

      Nice work. I had never really thought about this issue before (ie why artificial hearts need to be pulse pumps) But I would have thougt that the inherent problems with artificial heart valves made this approach a really good idea. But I can think of a few pumping mechanisms that would be valve free (kind of). In particular the wankel rotary engine style of approach where the moving part forms the seal and the compression because of the shape of the chamber. That might prove really nice. Or something a little more flexible like opposing cams that are each contained within a thick membrane that effictively creates a movement that almost looks like peristalsis (is that the word i mean? Swallowing, right?). The problem with pro/im pellors seems obvious now. Hey why not use Magneto hydro dynamics the blood would be full of iron no? :-)

      Sounds like a great place to apply lateral thought rather than just imitating nature. The "mount improbable" issues with natural selection being driven exclusively by improved collective fitness makes the pumping valvey hearty thing unlikely to be the best solution. And I am not so vain to think that the rudiments outlined above have not already been thouroughly thought of but you know what I mean.

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    3. Re:Living Without A Pulse by haggar · · Score: 1



      Perhaps that's an intuitive way of thinking, and I had the same impression when I first heard of this, months ago. The truth is, hydrodynamics is a very complex science, more so at microscopic levels. It appears that whirling turbines or snails are much more destructive for the blood cells than pumps. Also, bear in mind that even if a small number of cells per volume of blood is destroyed, this destruction is constant, 24/7, and the blood is recicled. So, it is a big deal.

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    4. Re:Living Without A Pulse by haggar · · Score: 1

      Yours sounds lik an amazing intellectual job, and I am sorry to hear you were discouraged from patenting it. (God knows my company is patenting all sorts of crap..)

      As for the turbines damaging blood cells: I saw a documentary about perhaps this very same device, and it appeared a great deal of atention was given to not damaging blood cells, by designing the shape of the turbine with CAD. They claimed to have obtained an optimal shape. Whether it's better than your design, it's everyone's guess.

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    5. Re:Living Without A Pulse by sexylicious · · Score: 1

      I think that using the approach of having something with blades causes cavitation, or even pre-cavitation pressure drops. Both pressure drops would easily destroy red blood cells (heck, I've watched propellers in turbines be destroyed from cavitation).

    6. Re:Living Without A Pulse by haggar · · Score: 1

      What I've seen uses some sort of snail rather than a classic turbine. I have to admit immediately that I know nearly nothing about all this stuff, except for the maths tools I've learned at UNI (vector maths used in fluid sciences). But I am also quite fascinated by this science. If I'm not mistaken, the idea of the superfast submarine is based on cavitation... but you probably know more about this.

      Back on topic: if, God forbid, one day I should fall ill and need to have my heart's job replaced by one of these devices, I know I will waant to know that my blood cells are not harmed bu it.

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    7. Re:Living Without A Pulse by Doc+Miller · · Score: 1

      My design did not use any valves or impellors. It created a pulsatile waveform using eccentric gradual compression of silastic tubing. Nothing other than the interior tubing walls ever contacted the blood. The effect was sort of "wankel engine like" in that the effective chamber volume was gradually decreased as the pumps eccentric wound around. There were older designs by others that used a very peristatic looking series of "fingers" to compress the tubing, but they suffered from a high index of hemolysis (blood cell destruction) I also seem to remember something about a magneto hydrodynamic drive, but it suffered from a large heat transfer to the blood. When you add up these problems and then also try to make the device implantable it becomes really difficult.

    8. Re:Living Without A Pulse by Doc+Miller · · Score: 1

      My design did not use any valves or impellors. It created a pulsatile waveform using eccentric gradual compression of silastic tubing. Nothing other than the interior tubing walls ever contacted the blood. The effect was sort of "wankel engine like" in that the effective chamber volume was gradually decreased as the pumps eccentric wound around.

    9. Re:Living Without A Pulse by Doc+Miller · · Score: 1

      Thank you for your comment. After spending a lot on patent lawyers, it got rejected by the patent office citing "prior art" we attempted to point out that the prior art they compared my design to differed in many fundamental ways, but after going around in circles with the patent office for a while I ran out of money and couldn't proceed. My design did not use any valves or impellors. It created a pulsatile waveform using eccentric gradual compression of silastic tubing. Nothing other than the interior tubing walls ever contacted the blood. The effect was sort of "wankel engine like" in that the effective chamber volume was gradually decreased as the pumps eccentric wound around.

    10. Re:Living Without A Pulse by awol · · Score: 1

      cool. I guess what I had in my minds eye with the cam idea was more like your appraoch than "fingers". I was only half joking about the MHD heat and strong magnets were two problems that did seem to be present:-). I reckon with new materials some kind of electro actuated material (gee if that doesn't sound like muscle I don't know what does :-) might prove interesting as well.

      Having said all that, I still love the idea of getting some form of impellor to work (without damage) since it is just so "take advantage of engineering to do better than evloution", which is a beautiful thing.

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    11. Re:Living Without A Pulse by haggar · · Score: 1

      It's sad that the little guy's idea will run into all sorts of obstacles in the quest to patent and profit, while any conceivable brainfart of the big companies gets patented - "no questions asked".

      You describe a novel idea, at least that's how it seems to me. I would be surprised to know there was prior art for it.

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  202. no heartbeat? by gordona · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can see it all now. Two lovers holding each other close. One says to the other: "I love to listen to the whirring of your heart!"

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  203. Re:Nature's solution is best in at least a few way by Hungry+Student · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I remember seeing a documentary about this a few years ago and yes, the fact that prop/impellers chop stuff to bits was a big problem for the doctors working on the project. However, they used very sophisticated modelling and milling techniques (I think the term "developed for the space industry" was banded about) and managed to produce a design that didn't mulch the red blood cells.

  204. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

    I'm with the other posters who point out that adverse side effects aren't all that likely -- but the truth is, even if there are long-term effects, the fact of the matter is, the people who are getting these devices are folks who are unlikely to live a whole lot longer anyway. If it's a choice between certain death in a few months, or possible death a few years down the road from unknown complications, which option are you going to take?

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  205. Re: Eh? by calebb · · Score: 1

    Humans drive cars and cars are driven by humans. Without a car, humans can't drive. Without a human, cars cannot be driven. Since we have such an irreducibly complex system, we must therefore conclude that humans and cars were created at the same time.

    What are you talking about? Do you have any idea what an irreducibly complex system is? How about Natural Selection? (The basis of the theory of evolution.)

    I'm sure you were trying to make a point with that statement, but I'm not sure what that point might be as your analogy is neither self consistent nor relevant to my post...

  206. got a link? by TamMan2000 · · Score: 1

    I googled, and all I could find were prototypes...

    Also, I know for a fact that my grandfather's pacemaker is constant speed, and he had that put in only 3-4 years ago...

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    1. Re:got a link? by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      http://heartdisease.about.com/cs/arrhythmias/a/pac emakers.htm

      I know Dad's pacemaker is variable rate, and that was, oh, 3-4 years ago

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  207. Re:'Detecting a pulse' for those who don't have on by thogard · · Score: 1

    It may be that for a typical over weight person who happens to just got a kick in the primordial brain's fight or flight system might have enough adrelinin in their system that they would feel a pulse on a brick.

  208. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Palverone · · Score: 1

    I agree with what you said, but considering the MOD's post I was mainly thinking of the modifications people do to become who they aren't. No matter how much a vamp tries, he/she will never be what the mythical person is. As canines are replaced, hearts changed to a lack of pulse, there is so much more than needs to happen that is beyond todays science.

    But with that being said, I can completely agree that what a person becomes out of work, fun, or living their life sometimes don't mirror who they feel they are in the inside.

    I was thinking more of the "Why can't people love themselves for themselves" without taking into consideration your views on that they are, and shaping their outward appearance can mirror their inward appearance.

    Thanks Al

  209. Re:Already been done; Yes, bladeless turbine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't find the patent number (not 5,588,812, but sounds similar), but this has already been done with a bladeless turbine. The blood enters the chamber near the center of a smooth disk, and as the fluid contacts the spinning surface, it is accelerated to the periphery where the output is.

    Since a bladeless turbine does not slice through the fluid/blood, I imagine that the damage to cells would be less compared to intermittent seals crushing cells or traditional turbine blades slicing through them.

  210. forget the pulse, what about a heart? by .tardo. · · Score: 1

    The last time I checked my pulse was about 4 months ago. It's not that it isn't important, but I would probably miss the beating of my heart, and all of the 'special' side effects from that. I think that most people would dismiss the pulse as something we 'take' when we press our finger on our wrist. But what about the body rhythms that may affect our everyday life.

    Examples:

    Being 'lulled' to sleep by a constant heartbeat. This is a basic to mammals, starting before childbirth.

    Realizing stress level (throbbing ears, thumping neck). Taking steps to temporarily alleviate the stress.

    The corrolated emotions that have to do with heartbeats may be affected, like anger and love.

    I might suggest to a company that builds one of these coronary-turbines to add an simulated heartbeat to it.

  211. Apologies... by Orne · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If your heart is still contracting and it is not connected to the bloodstream, does it make a sound?

  212. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by mikieboy · · Score: 1

    err the pressure/flow on teh venous side of the system has very little correlation in terms of quality with the arterial side as it has passed through the *MASSIVE* volume that is the capillary system. Indeed venous blood return from your legs relies more on muscle action than anything else. That's why the valves are their to keep the flow one way. These folk 'll just die without some form of pump and the blood flows in arteries constantly anyway, it's rate of flow pulsates but should never drop below positve to zero, unless your dead of course

  213. Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A way to prevent those unsightly varicose veins! Dr. Nick should be installing these in no time.

  214. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by NearlyHeadless · · Score: 1
    That being said, no pulse....how the hell do I get a BP? I'm guessing my pulseox won't work either. Do they have an LCD control panel mounted on their chest so I can check and adjust their BP with a little screwdriver? I can see this type of thing really compilcating/confusing emergency medicine.
    Especially when the patient is unconscious and the medics have no idea that the person has such a heart (at least, after they become fully self-contained). It reminds me of a funny scene in The Return of the Living Dead (1986):
    Paramedic #1: You have no pulse, your blood pressure's zero-over-zero, you have no pupillary response, no reflexes and your temperature is 70 degrees.
    Freddy: Well, what does that mean?
    Paramedic #1: Well, it's a puzzle because, technically, you're not alive. Except you're conscious, so we don't know what it means.
    Freddy: Are you saying we're dead?
    Paramedic #2: Well, let's not jump to conclusions.
    Freddy: Are you saying we're dead?
    Paramedic #2: No conclusions.
    Paramedic #1: Obviously I didn't mean you were really dead. Dead people don't move around and talk.
  215. My dad had no pulse during heart surgery and by Sethseekstruth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ..He could not get his sleep rhythms right for about a year, which the doctor who operated on him said was common, so no pulse may mess up your sleep cycles.

    This was when they used a blood circulation device when his heart had to be worked on

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  216. Plausible explanation by Peter+Millerchip · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You said: Can anyone offer a plausible explanation for how any one of the pieces of a bacterial flagellum would offer that bacterium some sort of advantage?

    Why yes, I think we can!

    A nice quote from the conclusion: ...the very fact that a step-by-step Darwinian model can be constructed that is plausible and testable significantly weakens the suggestion that extraordinary explanations might be required.

    Nice try though...

    1. Re:Plausible explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Biology in the Subjunctive Mood:
      A Response to Nicholas Matzke
      By William A. Dembski

      On October 11, 2003, the Talk Reason website posted an article by Nicholas Matzke titled "Evolution in (Brownian) Space: A Model for the Origin of the Bacterial Flagellum" (http://www.talkreason.org/articles/flagellum.cfm) . Talk Reason advertises itself as a website that "presents a collection of articles which aim to defend genuine science from numerous attempts by the new crop of creationists to replace it with theistic pseudo-science under various disguises and names." The most obvious target here is intelligent design. Indeed, Matzke's article attempts to rebut one of the main challenges that intelligent design has raised against Darwinian evolution, namely, how to explain the emergence of irreducibly complex biochemical machines like the bacterial flagellum.

      Before reviewing and critiquing Matzke's article, I want to offer a few remarks about Matzke himself and my past interactions with him. Matzke's day job is as a geography graduate student at the University of California at Santa Barbara. Nonetheless, he is also one of the most active participants in online discussions concerning evolution and intelligent design (the sheer volume of text that he is able to generate is remarkable). In such forums, he tends to go by various pseudonyms. His main one until a year or two ago, when he blew his cover by publicly attacking Jonathan Wells at UCSD, was "Nic Tamzek." On the ARN bulletin board (www.arn.org) he has used "Niiicholas." On the ISCID bulletin board (www.iscid.org), through which I know him best, he goes by "Yersinia." He uses still other pseudonyms in other forums (as in the Talk Origins newsgroup).

      Matzke's interest in intelligent design and evolution goes back at least to his undergraduate days at Valparaiso University, a Christian school in Indiana. As far back as 1996 (and perhaps earlier) he was posting online in the American Scientific Affiliation's evolution discussion forum. All these discussions are archived, and it appears that at the time Matzke was still keeping his options open about where he would come down in the debate over biological origins. In the last four years or so, however, his views have ossified so that his defense of Darwinian evolution and his attacks on intelligent design have become unswerving if not predictable.

      I learned of Matzke's latest article through a New Zealand biochemist named Robert Mann. Mann maintains an Internet mailing list critical of intelligent design. Like many, Mann worries that intelligent design, in claiming to show that biological systems exhibit signs of intelligence that lie beyond the reach of the Darwinian mechanism, is committing an argument from ignorance. Thus, in his most recent email to me, he wrote, "Admittedly, the submicroscopic details of the flagellum, or a fortiori the chloroplast, remain unexplained by neo-Darwinian theory. The logical gist of IDT is a 'designer of the gaps' inference from lack (pro tem) of scientific knowledge. This is open to getting filled in, as a neophyte has recently suggested at http://talkreason.org/articles/flagellum.cfm." The neophyte Mann cites is Nicholas Matzke.

      So has Matzke in fact filled in the gaps that intelligent design claims are insurmountable for the Darwinian selection mechanism? In particular, has he provided a detailed, testable, step-by-step Darwinian model for the origin of the bacterial flagellum? Matzke claims that he has. Thus we read at the beginning of his article: "This article will propose a detailed model for the evolutionary origin of the bacterial flagellum." And at the end of his article we read: "Finally, in light of the organized complexity and apparent 'design' of the flagellum, the very fact that a step-by-step Darwinian model can be constructed that is plausible and testable significantly weakens the suggestion that extraordinary explanations [read intelligent design] might be required."

      In fact, such claims by Matzke about wha

    2. Re:Plausible explanation by calebb · · Score: 1

      That appears to have been written by an angsty graduate student from the University of California in Santa Barbara... just skim over this response to his paper.

      Don't be misled...

    3. Re:Plausible explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that the original claim was that the bacterial flagellum was "irreducibly complex" and that Dembski does not dispute that Matzke has come up with a possible scenario in which the flagellum is not. For something to be "irreducibly complex" this should be impossible, and by not addressing this fact (and how could he?) Dembski has already conceded the point.

      Dembski does however offer us a good number of ad hominems and complaints about the length of Matzke's text. The latter is quite ironic in that Dembski bitterly complains about how much space Matzke devotes to references, figures, and conclusions while Dembski in his response spends his first 10 paragraphs on the aformentioned ad hominems and complaints of length that are totally irrelevent to the issue at hand. Is anyone to take "Intelligent Design" seriously when one of their leading prophets is incapable of defending his position against someone whose "...day job is as a geography graduate student at the University of California at Santa Barbara." to quote one of Dembski's ad hominems? Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.

  217. Re: Eh? by anaplasmosis · · Score: 1

    No sense of humor as well as no brain, eh, bozo?

  218. Studs ? S&M Rings ? by plinkyplonkypk · · Score: 0

    Thats some kinky bacteria.

  219. No Pulse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +5 to Archery

  220. Re:Nature's solution is best in at least a few way by AJWM · · Score: 1

    However, they used very sophisticated modelling and milling techniques (I think the term "developed for the space industry" was banded about)

    Heh. Developed for manufacturing silent propellors for nuclear submarines, more likely.

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  221. Blood, iron, ions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The blood is also full of ions, the NaCl percentage content is roughly 1/3 that of seawater.

  222. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by henryhbk · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I am an internist, but we deal a lot with cardiac surgery patients.

    A major problem with continous flow would seem to be the diastolic part of the cardiac cycle (when the heart is refilling) is critical for back-flow from the body (arteries do not have valves) into the coronary artieres (the arteries that feed the heart). The aorta (main artery from the heart to the body) is elastic, so a large bolus (fluid surge) of blood is ejected into the aorta, stretching the aorta during systole (contraction of the heart). When the heart then relaxes (diastole) the stretched aorta recoils, and squeezes blood both forward and backwards. The heart has an output check valve at the aorta (aortic valve) which prevents it from completely flowing back; however a small takeoff (the sinus of valsalva) allows the blood to surge into the coronary arteries, and since the heart is relaxed, flow all the way to the muscle of the heart. I don't know if someone has looked into coronary blood flow during these continous pumps, but it might be useful to see, since these hearts are in bad enough shape without becoming ischemic (oxygen starved)

  223. A "caterpillar drive" blood pump???!!!??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that would be quite shocking indeed!

  224. artificial heart and airport security... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to know what the experience would be going through airport security with a rechargable battery taped to your chest... I can just see the guard demanding the battery be disconnected and run through the security scanner while the prospective passenger collapses...

  225. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by NickGully · · Score: 1

    could the impeller be continuously throttled to provide some pulse action?

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  226. Classic example of creationist dishonesty by Abies+Bracteata · · Score: 4, Informative

    ........ This is not flamebait... lol...

    Well, this is a well-deserved flame.

    ...In fact, run over to your library (bookshelf?) and grab a copy of Darwin's book "On the Origin of Species..." and turn to page 162. Read the section about the mousetrap. Darwin concludes that "If it could be demonstrated that any complex organ existed, which could not possibly have been formed by numerous, successive, slight modifications, my theory would absolutely break down." .....

    Darwin doesn't even mention mousetraps in the chapter from which the individual whose propaganda you are parroting lifted this passage.

    It's pretty clear that calebb is just another not-so-honest creationist who has taken (probably nth-hand) out-of-context a passage from a book he's possibly never even seen. Even if he has seen it, he certainly hasn't read it for comprehension.

    Now, let's look at the rest of that passage, shall we? (emphasis added)

    If it could be demonstrated that any complex organ existed, which could not possibly have been formed by numerous, successive, slight modifications, my theory would absolutely break down. But I can find out no such case. No doubt many organs exist of which we do not know the transitional grades, more especially if we look to much-isolated species, round which, according to my theory, there has been much extinction. Or again, if we look to an organ common to all the members of a large class, for in this latter case the organ must have been first formed at an extremely remote period, since which all the many members of the class have been developed; and in order to discover the early transitional grades through which the organ has passed, we should have to look to very ancient ancestral forms, long since become extinct.

    We should be extremely cautious in concluding that an organ could not have been formed by transitional gradations of some kind. Numerous cases could be given amongst the lower animals of the same organ performing at the same time wholly distinct functions; thus the alimentary canal respires, digests, and excretes in the larva of the dragon-fly and in the fish Cobites. In the Hydra, the animal may be turned inside out, and the exterior surface will then digest and the stomach respire

    It's absolutely appalling to see such worthless rubbish like calebb's post here modded up to a score greater than -1.

    BTW, "On the Origin of Species..." can be found in its entirety on-line at http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/origin.html.

    1. Re:Classic example of creationist dishonesty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Indeed the Talk.Origins Archive not only has the full text or the book but it also a pointer to Darwin's eye passage.

      - Not an anonymous coward, just someone who is not creating an account, Mike Hopkins

  227. How would you train for a marthon or triathlon? by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

    Heart rate monitors have become essential for training in endurance atheletic events, as the pulse rate tells almost exactly how hard the heart and the rest of the body are working. Does this turbine have a tachometer?

    Seriously, I wonder how this thing varies blood flow with varying body activity. After R'ingTFA, I see that it's meant to assist a weak heart, not replace it, so now I wonder why there's no pulse unless the weak heart is virtually dead.

    Obviously (if you RTFA) these are meant for people who are expected to die soon from heart failure and have little or no other hope. But I still wonder if it varies blood flow speed with varying activity, and this would appear to be a concern with any artificial heart or similar device. Just standing takes more energy than sitting. The article says nothing about that.

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  228. What about a long screw pump? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all get your mind out of the gutter, that's not what I meant.

    I'm talking about a long (three or four complete turns in length) cylindrical-shaped screw rotor encased in a tube, that rotates in one direction, pulling the fluid thru thru the tube. It wouldn't have to rotate very fast, and could be powered by magnets imbedded in the rotor, stationary coils in the case fed properly timed alternating current, and the rotor could be bearing-less, suspended in the tube via combination of magnetism and fluid cushion suspension. Think that would work, and not damage the cells?

  229. magnetic pump.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since this uses magneitic levitation (sp) as a repacement for bearing and magnetic force to spin the blades...what happens if the patient becomes senile (sp) and does not remember having the unit implanted while having an MRI scan...?

  230. Speed boost by btwIANAL · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, who do you think will be the first to overclock one of these. I can see it now:

    Yeah my heart runs at 100 RPMs, but you see this button. If i'm ever in danger I just push this button, and wham up to 7200 for 20 seconds.

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    1. Re:Speed boost by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      This is actually not a terrible idea. However, remember the cycle of power: circulation, combustion and exhaust. Improve one of these, and you still have two more bottlenecks to deal with. The exhaust system, aka lungs, can indeed be improved simply by strengthening the diaphragm. Combustion is another story. I do not know a way of speeding up mitochondria. But beleive me: soon as I find it, that mutant Lance Armstrong is gonna have some competition.

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  231. enough flagellating already no one gives a shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just don't go shooting people over your lameo god.

  232. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    You are correct... cap refill can be a useful tool in the field, but it's hard to quantify based on its numbers; 2 secs, 3 secs, 4 secs? The sensitivity and specificity of cap refill isn't really what it should be to be considered a reliable test by itself (don't misunderstand; cap refill is clinically useful, and I use it all the time... but only as part of the bigger picture).

    Cyanosis (or even methemoglobinemia) won't necessarily decrease your cap refill. It may make your nailbeds blue, but they will probably pink-up (or blue-up) at the same rate, provided you're not hypoperfusing. Dehydration, low BP, cold, Reynauds phenomenon, peripheral vasoconstriction of whatever cause, etc will all affect cap refill.

    In its heyday, cap refill was actually part of the Trauma Score during most of the 1980s (put out by the American College of Surgeons to help stratify trauma patients). Interestingly, it was given significantly less clinical importance about ten years later when the Revised Trauma Score was developed (there had been some studies that seriously questioned its reliability).

    Getting back to the main point: I find standard blood pressure measurements to be very useful. There are so many nuances involved between the systolic and diastolic measurements for various disease processes, like the narrowing of the pulse pressure in hemorrhagic shock... loss of pulsatile flow, and a single pressure measurement could seriously affect clinicians' ability to interpret normal/abnormal physiologic parameters.

    It might not make a big practical difference, but still...

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  233. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by afidel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Uh, isn't the entire point of these pumps to REPLACE the damaged heart? I mean if you have a low maintenance pump with little chance of failure why are you relying at all on the failing/failed natural heart?

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  234. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by Jackazz · · Score: 1

    I think the organic heart is removed to implant the artificial heart, so coronary blood flow is non-existant! This is not about temporary bypass with an artificial heart/lung machine, this is permanent stuff, heart replacement.

  235. Re:Plausible explanation -- though improbable by bshroyer · · Score: 1, Insightful

    From the quoted article:
    (3) Only one major system-level change of function, and four minor shifts of function, need be invoked to explain the origin of the flagellum; this involves five subsystem-level cooption events.

    Only four minor shifts of function - all in the correct order, and only after all the requisite pieces have been evolved into place. Doesn't that sound statistically implausible? Doesn't that sound at all like constructing a remotely possible chain of events after the fact to fit the observed end state?

    I call on Occam's Razor, and deduce that it's much more likely that the flagellum was created in place, rather than evolved through a bizarre sequence of highly improbable random events.

    You are free to draw your own conclusions as to the nature of the creator.

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  236. Re:truth by calebb · · Score: 1

    Darwin doesn't even mention mousetraps in the chapter

    You are absolutely correct! My apologies for being misleading (and completely incorrect!) in my wording.

    The fact that Darwin says that "he can find no such case" is irrelevant to my post... But thank you for adding more context to the passage I mentioned.

  237. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by be951 · · Score: 1

    From reading the article, it appears that this will be an artificial heart, not a temporary bypass system. The value is that the mean time to failure should be greatly increased. That is a serious issue for something you have to cut a person open to repair or replace, much less so for an external system used (by any given individual) for very short periods of time.

  238. Sniper Class Cyborg... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nuff said.

  239. Re:'Detecting a pulse' for those who don't have on by pete-classic · · Score: 1
    The person may be somewhat dead [. . .]


    Well, as long as you get him to Miracle Max while he's still only mostly dead you should be ok.

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  240. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 1

    In its heyday, cap refill was actually part of the Trauma Score during most of the 1980s

    My cert has been out since about 1996. Which probably explains why the first thing I think of is cap refill ;)

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  241. crazy religious freak *warning* see parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watch out for those crazies, they always seem to have plenty of time to verbally masturbate and reproduce, but not much time for common sense or understanding when it comes to their logical fallacies.

    This is not flamebait... lol...

  242. Frankenstein's Monsters by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    "No blood, no decay. Just a few stitches."

    Maybe the Monster's problem wasn't his abnormal brain, or his early torture by a sadistic hunchback in a mad aristocrat's storm-tossed mountain keep. Maybe it just lacked the steady rhythm of its own pulse, reminding it that it marched to the beat of its own drummer, just like everyone else.

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  243. Bacterial Flagellae by carldot67 · · Score: 1

    Evolution came up with these clever things. Imagine a whip mounted on a panel-mounted electric motor. The whip is on the outside of the cell, the motor coils and so on are on the inside of the cell and the panel in the cell wall.
    Theis makes a rotor which give bacteria the ability to swim. Sort of.

    Re articial hearts, something like an archimedes screw has been around for quite a few years, again powered by externally worn magnetic inductors. Researchers found that simply giving the heart muscle a rest for a few weeks in many cases restored function. The screw caused much less shear to the delicate blood cells.

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  244. umm... by Starji · · Score: 1

    How would your life be different without a pulse?

    I'd end up on some medical bloopers show after an accident renders me unconscious and the paramedics try to ressucitate me when they feel no pulse.

    That could be ugly, though it might wake me up pretty fast.

  245. Extra Wear by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    I believe that continuously throttling would add more moving parts to wear out. *shrug* Maybe pulses aren't necessary. After all, we don't see propellors (other than hippopotami with their excrement...) or wheels in nature, yet it's much easier for us to design those than planes with flapping wings or vehicles with legs.

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    1. Re:Extra Wear by karnal · · Score: 1

      Actually, a pulse wouldn't necessarily have to be mechanical. Could be electronic, with a circuit set up to provide the delay in power to the "motor" or whatever is on the other end of that spinning propeller.

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  246. I can see it now.... by newyhouse · · Score: 1

    I guy falls asleep on a plane with one of these things and wakes up in a body bag.

  247. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

    a withut? Is that like the Gilligan's Island version of a house of Knowlage?

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  248. Chronic bacterial infection? by The+Tyro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd appreciate a link to that... I've been doing this for a long time, and I've never thought that belief was widely held. I've heard of theoretical links between C. pneumoniae, but that's about it (of course, C. pneumoniae has been theoretically linked to all kinds of things, including Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, among others).

    I'd say the classical risk factors for heart disease still hold; smoking, hypertension, diabetes, the bad gene (usually a triglyceride or cholesterol metabolism problem), etc. This really isn't a flat-earth-round-earth debate... Any new theory had better be pretty compelling, particularly with the mountain of research backing up the standard risk factors.

    The "bacterial infection" guys may turn out to be right... but they're going to have to prove it.

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    1. Re:Chronic bacterial infection? by chadjg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My dad has to take some pretty hefty doses of antibiotics before any dental work. Apparently he has some minor heart valve issues and the bacteria from his mouth can get into the blood stream when the dentist is doing his thing and cause havoc. Does this have anythign to do with what you are talking about? Is the dentist just covering his butt?

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    2. Re:Chronic bacterial infection? by The+Tyro · · Score: 4, Informative

      No. Your dentist is actually doing the right thing.

      Your dad has a valve problem in his heart, and dental work does cause a transient bacteremia (bacteria being released into the bloodstream). Most of the time your immune system will clear out those bacteria, no problem... most of the time.

      If you have a damaged heart valve, those bacteria can infect the valve, leading to a condition called Bacterial Endocarditis. The bacteria grow on the valve, and can destroy that valve, as well as throwing infected bits downstream in your circulation, leading to brain abscesses, kidney and lung infections, and general sepsis.

      Endocarditis is a nasty, nasty condition... probably most of the cases I've seen were IV drug users. It's a hell of a life; some of those folks will shoot up anything they can find, regardless of what's in it (ie. foreign material loaded with bacteria). Also, when they are re-using needles, the needles will eventually dull, and sometimes barb (painful!). To detect a barb, addicts will sometimes lick the needle tip, then shoot up if no barb is felt with the tongue... you can see where I'm going with this. The human mouth is only slightly less dirty than the human anus... they end up injecting tons of bacteria, and develop Endocarditis. To make matters worse, they never go to the doctor, except when they try to scam more narcotics, or inadvertantly overdose. By the time they do show up, their valves are shot, and they're almost dead. If they survive, they end up needed open-heart surgery and valve replacement.

      Anyway, that's probably more than you wanted to know... but as far as dental procedures go, the antibiotics your dad takes are effective in preventing Endocarditis. He'd be well-advised to keep taking them as prescribed.

      I don't think the original poster was referring to Endocarditis though... I'm fairly sure he was referring generally to Atherosclerotic Disease.

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    3. Re:Chronic bacterial infection? by chadjg · · Score: 1

      So, we're talking about a different set of bacteria then, huh?

      And no, that was most definitely not too much information. More is better. It's odd though, my dad has this problem and he is a nearly life long vegetarian, he hasn't had a drink in 30+ years, at least, he can still give me a hard time in an arm wrestling contest, has never smoked, most of his relatives lived well past the statistical norm and are so cussedly stubborn about living, and he still has this problem. Go figure.

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    4. Re:Chronic bacterial infection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dont see how being a vegitarian could mean anything. If you dont eat right as a vegitarian your still not going to be healthy. You take any diet and dont eat the correct stuff your not going to be healthy vegis or not

    5. Re:Chronic bacterial infection? by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      I actually asked my doctor about my dentist making me premedicate (faulty valve here) before going to the dentist. He said there's actually never been a recorded death in history due to this, it's just conjecture/theory/fear.

      So now I just lie and tell them I've premeditated. I'm not actually going to spend an hour going to the pharmacy for some theory.

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    6. Re:Chronic bacterial infection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am an Infectious Disease specialist. While we're on the subject of infective endocarditis, please realize that there is ZERO data on the use of antibiotics to prevent SBE. ZERO. Not a single randomized, controlled trial, and very mixed animal data even. You get more bacteremic from teeth brushing then from a dental cleaning (that HAS been studied), and no one gets endocarditis from brushing their teeth! The current AHA recs remain the way they do mainly because of politics--but I suspect some time in our life we'll see the end to dental prophylaxis.

    7. Re:Chronic bacterial infection? by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

      I am an Infectious Disease specialist

      Then how about getting an account and posting under it? There aren't even a dozen physicians I know of that regularly participate in this forum: a couple of internists, one radiologist, one orthopod, one ER doc (me)... some of the posters here would no doubt appreciate the additional input.

      BTW, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for a literature reference to your "more bacteremic from teeth brushing then from a dental cleaning" statement. About 20 years on Medline shows that virtually all the studies on bacteremia involve extractions, dental probing, and manipulation of the teeth... I didn't see a single study regarding the tooth-brushing claim. I'm not saying you're wrong... just asking for the reference.

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    8. Re:Chronic bacterial infection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank god we keep these drugs illegal. I mean, we wouldn't want people who are addicted to drugs to get hurt or anything.

  249. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by cellocgw · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Blood will always flow if there's pressure behind it (doh). I'd expect, based more on physics than any experience in cardiology, that a continuous flow at maybe 100mm (well below common systole) would work just fine without overstressing any part of the system.
    But if future studies were to show that a pulsing system really does something useful, it shouldn't be too hard to put a controller chip that has the impeller spin up and spin down at some reasonable rate.
    BTW, just because it's different from nature doesn't mean it's harmful. For example, it may have taken 50 years (largely due to politics) but it's now considered medically safe for women to take continuous contraceptives and go without menstrual cycles for all or most of the year.

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  250. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

    Blood pressure can be measured in PSI in any event. It just customarily isn't.

    1 PSI = approx 52 mm Hg.

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  251. Old Science Show . . . by Dausha · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I recall an old science show that said that the pulsating pressure was actually important for the human body. As I recall (and it's been nearly 20 years), the pulse helps the blood travel down certain pathways it couldn't reach under a steady push, and that it gives the body more time to transfer the goods, so to speak, intra-pulse. The discovery was made because the old dialysis machines delivered steady stream and they learned that not all the blood was circulated (some pooled).

    Not that I'm 100 percent sure about this. I like my ticker. I mean, with a non-pulse heart, if I were to pass out, they'd think I was dead.

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  252. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

    What about atmospheres?

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  253. arterial elasticity? by wnstitw · · Score: 1

    doesnt the pulsing blood flow "encourage" flexibility/elasticity of arterial walls? it seems that with a constant pressure the walls of the blood vessels may not be able stretch as well and perhaps be more prone to damage from pressure changes or perhaps rapid movement and whatnot. at the same time i dont see why this device cant provide a pulsing blood flow, why not have it accellerate and decellerate at regular intervals roughly mimicking the behavior of a human heart. furthermore maybe you could connect a few nerves which would normally trigger heartbeats to accelerate the pump when needed.

  254. You're referring to adenosine by The+Tyro · · Score: 2, Informative

    or Adenocard (trade name in the US).

    It can induce asystole for a few seconds... I've never seen it last for 30 seconds.

    Patient reports of the adenosine experience vary greatly. Some don't mind it... others would rather have you cut their heart out than get adenosine. I'll never forget a biker guy I saw a couple of times for recurrent SVT (SuperVentricular Tachycardia). He hated adenosine (though it always worked); said it made him feel like he was dying. He was a great big muscular tattoo-covered man, and would cry like a little baby when you brought out the drug, literally weeping in terror.

    To see a grown man reduced to that... my heart really went out to the poor guy.

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    1. Re:You're referring to adenosine by Rob+Carr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I left the name off. I figured that some would know what I was talking about, most wouldn't care, and there's a few folks 'round here that might use it to wind up on the 11 o'clock news doing a "perp walk."

      I've got a copy of at least one strip with 30 sec. of asystole in between SVT and NSR. Finding it would be the trick. The one I wish I'd have kept was from the guy in fine v-fib. Arrest witnessed by physician who didn't know CPR, down 5 minutes, when I called "clear" his eyes bugged out, he sat up and tried to strangle me. Scared the folks I was with, but I was more concerned with keeping my thumbs off the little red buttons. He screamed "NO!" in my face. After we pried him off me, we shocked him and got him back. Fellow actually woke up in the hospital...with no memory of why he'd yelled "NO!" I've always wondered....

      I never had anyone respond that way to Adenocard.

      Unsedated cardioversion is a completely different story.

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  255. turbo charging humans is cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this will allow for a greater volume of circulation. since regular bloodflow is not continuous, there is dynamic force delivered to your arteries everytime your heart beats.
    in the short run a continuous blood flow would allow for higher speeds, and would only deliver constant, not dynamic load. much easier on the arteries. things like athletic ability, muscular regeneration, even mental improvement are all possible effects of this. sex (for males) might also be radically different (perhaps even dangerous with effects like priapism),or even total impotence. the hardest thing to predict would be arterial break down due to the lack of dynamic force a normal heart delivers? and if this breakdown occurs would it ever reach a point where it would need to be treated?

  256. Get to Cut in Line with one of these? by Cragen · · Score: 1

    Maybe, to encourage the use of these things, they could, like, treat them like hybrid cars and let people cut in (go to the head of the) line at the grocery store, like an HOV lane. Put an extra no-pulse heart in your chest, and only use the real one for, say, running uphill or "high-torque" situations like being mugged, etc. Just a thought.

  257. Evolution doesn't favor turbines? ERRR wrong by Robert1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Planaria have a unique system for excreting nitrogenous wastes. They have a secondary circulation system called a protonephridium, which consists of a connected system of "flame-bulbs." They essentially look like bulbs, with slits on the sides. At the top is a cap cell, which has cilia that descend into the hollow bulb. The cilia constantly spin, drawing water continuously, like a turbine, from the interstitial fluid through the slits. The reason they're called flame-bulbs is that the constant spinning of the cilia resembles a flame.

  258. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by chrisnewbie · · Score: 1

    why not! it's a muscle that needs to push blood all arounnd you body.What if you dont need it,, the only downside i see....is if you cut yourself..well your going to bleed much faster.No more blood squirts in the movies,,only steady gush of blood!

  259. Athletic enhancement? by buck_wild · · Score: 1

    I'd be interestecd in hearing how well it performs overall in testing.

    Assuming it performs well, it will also be interesting to see if future athletes will have a built-in artificial heart-beat to pass performance enhancing tests.

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    1. Re:Athletic enhancement? by hords · · Score: 1

      The heart pumps faster when you exercise, etc to distribute the required amount of oxygen to the needy body. I wonder if this device has a way to move the blood faster as well. If it can, how does the body tell it to push faster?

    2. Re:Athletic enhancement? by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      I would imagine that an athlete wishing to gain the greatest amount of benefit would simply 'crank it up' to the maximum volume that their body could physically handle. Or is the fastest it can go even beneficial?

      Either way, we'd be bound to see some awesome breakdowns in the 100 meter sprint, or even on the football field.

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  260. Impossible to get an errection by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

    What good would it be? it may very well become impossible to get an errection without a pulse...

  261. Re:Nature's solution is best in at least a few way by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    If the pressure rises behind the impeller it will increase the pressure on the back side. This will cause the impeller to accelerate in the direction of travel (since presumably it will be connected in the proper direction) as the resistance drops. This will cause a reduction of load on the motor during the period of increased pressure.

    Of course, not too many terminal heart patients can be found out jogging on Sunday morning... Or on any other day, or at any other time of day.

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  262. How Long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until we see the first /. article on overclocking (underclocking?) your turbine heart?

  263. LVADs are not unique. by Positive+Charge · · Score: 1

    I interviewed for a job in Ann Arbor, MI to work on the electrical design of just such a device. (They didn't offer enough.)

    The one in question has issues because using blood to support the turbines causes too much sheer stress on the blood. The newest designs are bigger, but come use magnetically levitated turbine impellers that are specially designed for low sheer stress on the fluid.

    Let evolution figure out that one, eh?

  264. child development impact by Thrakkerzog · · Score: 1

    I wonder what impact this would have on child development, if the mother had such a pump.

    A good portion of what a fetus hears is the blood pumping. I wonder if they would have hearing or sleeping problems growing up?

  265. Variable flow, not speed by LilJC · · Score: 1
    Which brings up the point that these turbines are going to have to be variable speed if they're going to accommodate humans' varying oxygen needs.

    Turbo-prop engines run at a constant speed, whether the plane is slowing down for a landing or gaining altitude.

    It's a fairly simple solution - the angle (of attack) of the props is changed. So it can be running full speed, but with the props not moving air in either direction (just spinning flat) or dug into the airflow to get some more kinetic energy the flow is still controlled.

    My knowledge/training is limited to propellors, rather than impellors, but I imagine there's an analogous solution. If the unit tested for saturated oxygen, and sped up when that dropped, problem solved (at least for exercising). That's probably over-simplified, as AFAIK saturated oxygen is lower/higher for other reasons, some of which raising/lowering blood flow may actually work against them.

    The medical details are unknown to me, if anyone wants to fill in the gaps here I'm curious as to how over-simplified simply monitoring saturated oxygen in the blood to regulate the pump speed solution is.

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    1. Re:Variable flow, not speed by IBX · · Score: 1

      this engine speed can be easily regulated by voltage applied on the induction coils. You can use a puls sequence too (for a "beat") or put it in reverse. The battery pack that has to be worn outside can include regulator. Some artificial hearts include a small implanted re-chargeable battery supplied by a induction coil implanted in abdomen. You stil have to wear the pack for must of the day but you can take it off briefly (to take shower) and you have no wire sticking out of your abdomen.

  266. Marine snipers could take longer shots by osjedi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My pulse is my biggest hurdle when taking high-power rifle shots at long rages (>600 meters). Without a pulse I could hold steady on a much smaller target. If you've never shot a scoped rifle, your pulse makes the crosshairs bounce with each heartbeat. You can slow your heart-rate down and time the beats, but it would still be nice to be able to hold steady on a 1,000 meter target and not have any movement. If you get excited it all goes out the window - if your pulse quickens you might as well be riding on the back of a horse.

    I imagine there are other tasks besides shooting that are impacted by pulse. I'm sure there are types of micro-surgery for example that could be negatively impacted by the surgeon's pulse.

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  267. Mean Arterial Pressure by steelheals · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'll bite: I'm not golfing because I don't have the patience. IAAS (I am a Surgeon) and it would not be that difficult to measure a continuous flow generated pressure instead of a pulsed pressure. Plus you wouldn't have to teach us about turbines and such. For example, currently a patient in the ICU may have their blood pressure measured with an indwelling arterial line rather than a transduced cuff. We follow Mean Arterial Pressure (MAP) in this setting. Here's a quick definition: http://www.globalrph.com/map.htm (It was easier to google than find a textbook but this is short and sweet)- "Equation: MAP = [(2 x diastolic)+systolic] / 3 Diastole counts twice as much as systole because 2/3 of the cardiac cycle is spent in diastole. An MAP of about 60 is necessary to perfuse coronary arteries, brain, kidneys. Usual range: 70-110." We could still measure the equivalent of a MAP with a continuous pump. Some of the bioengineers who commented above probably know better, but whatever the range of pressure in the system from continuous pumping (whether it's always the same or if there's a smaller variation than the normal systolic/diastolic) it could still be accounted for and easily monitored and used to guide therapy. Probably the bigger problems are those already mentioned: baroreceptors that will now be in a new range, changes in coagulation, and destruction of blood borne cellular elements.

  268. My workouts would be harder to measure by AssFace · · Score: 1

    Sure, I could still measure the time I cover a distance.

    But I would have no clue when my heart rate has come back down for me to do another repeat.
    Say I am doing a VO2max workout and I get up to 195HR, I would currently jog until I get down to around 129 or so and then go again.

    Were I to lack the pulse, I would need some other output from the device, such as Lpm (Liters per minute), or maybe an RPM readout from the turbine etc.

    All I'm saying is that my workouts would suffer.

    (no I did not RTFA, this is Slashdot, and also I suspect that people with such devices probably don't do a lot of competetive running)

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  269. Narcolepsy by LilJC · · Score: 1

    I'm narcoleptic, you insensitive clod!

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  270. Athletic performance by michael_cain · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One of the factors that limits performance in athletic contests such as the recently completed Tour de France is cardiac output -- how much blood the rider's heart can pump. Fifty years from now will we have to have rules against riders with artificial hearts because they have an unfair advantage in cardiac capacity? Or will we borrow the kinds of regulations that the various auto racing organizations impose on engines? You can have an articial heart, but volume pumped must be constrained to be below X liters per minute, or the outlet into the aorta must be less than some number of square millimeters?

  271. haha by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Go to new doctor for checkup . . .

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  272. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

    "Do they have an LCD control panel mounted on their chest so I can check and adjust their BP with a little screwdriver?"

    Well if it's standard procedure in Star Trek, it must have been invented at some point in the future...

  273. the flatline from neuromancer by tr0p · · Score: 1

    This replacement heart would really screw with the timing of that hacker dude who became the flat-line in Neuromancer. I'm guessing he would rather die than get one of these lol

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  274. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by chadjg · · Score: 1

    If I ever am unfortunate enough to have one of these babies implanted I'm also gonna get a big tattoo on my chest that says something to the effect of "Hey you, paramedic, (misc. clinical information and info about where the on/off switch is), and I'll buy you a beer if I live.

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  275. hrmmm this could present a problem by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    if you get knocked out, and they check your pulse thinking you're dead, how can they be sure?

    unless they check for a breath.

  276. Tested in Utah? by borroff · · Score: 1

    Parallels to SCO fairly leap to mind....

  277. A valid fear by The+Tyro · · Score: 4, Informative

    in some countries... I believe China still harvests organs from prisoners.

    In the US there's so much oversight that I can't see it even being possible. Many transplants aren't even done in-house... the organ gets flown to where it needs to go (I've flown on a couple of those... you get to jump to the front of the line on the taxiway, even if there are 30 planes waiting to take off).

    Seriously, there are so many ethical questions, paperwork to be filled out, different physicians involved... declaring someone brain-dead and pulling the plug is a big deal, even more so if it's an equivocal case; it requires multiple physicians to sign off, consultation with the family (and their physician), appropriate consultations and diagnostic testing, and often a review from the hospital ethics committee. Hell, half of the doctors that sit on those committees don't even like one another... they just tolerate each other. There's NO WAY they'd all agree, in some nepotistic star-chamber fashion, to something as evil as wrongfully terminating someone's life and harvesting their organs. No way.

    I can't see that caper ever being pulled off and not coming to light.

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  278. How would my life change? by DeanFox · · Score: 1


    The first thing I'd do is invest in one of those emergency medical bracelets: In big letters it would say "I'M NOT DEAD DAMMIT!"

  279. Funny comment, true story by LilJC · · Score: 1
    A famous heart surgeon was holding a symposium. In the crowd was an auto-mechanic who commented he didn't see what the big deal with heart surgery was. He replaced valves in engines all the time, no big deal, his profession had more infamy than prestige.

    Apparantly, the heart surgeon heard the comment and/or it was eventually directly pointed out to him. His response was simple:

    "Have you ever tried to fix an engine while it's running?"

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    1. Re:Funny comment, true story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Have you ever tried to fix an engine while it's running?"

      Surgeons have been known to stop the heart in order to work on it.

  280. turbines by kavau · · Score: 1
    The reason why we have a pulse is because it's hard for evolution to result in turbines or continuously spinning things.

    Don't sperma propel themselves with turbines of sorts?

  281. well, that's good for me by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

    At least now when I say I had sex with someone who didn't have a pulse, they won't look at me funny.

    If only they knew....

  282. Re:Nature's solution is best in at least a few way by weiyuent · · Score: 1

    That why if you run then stop abruptly you feel faint, because suddenly the load on your heart has suddenly increased and it needs to ramp up to pump blood all the way up to your head at a usable pressure (which is one reason you should warm down properly after exercising).

    No, that's not why at all.

    Your arteries are lined with involuntary muscles which constrict in order to maintain blood pressure. When your heart rate drops, so does your blood pressure, and there is a slight lag between that and the response from the muscles of the arterial wall to stabilize blood pressure.

    Muscle activity has little effect on venous blood flow. You getting confused with the lymphatic network, which depends entirely on muscle contractions to maintain flow.

  283. Re:Nature's solution is best in at least a few way by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

    Given that the people who are getting these implants are on their deathbeds and are not expected to live out the year, I think the matter of their being unable to run is not so important at the moment.

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  284. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Perhaps you're right regarding contraceptives and tinkering with human systems, but the reproductive system is one system that can be tinkered with or even removed without too much harm to the rest of the body (re: castrations and all). Especially after puberty. I'm not sure if this is the best proof if you want to make a general argument.

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  285. Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess it has to happen at least once a week.

    A TRULY "insightful" post on /.

    Congrats!

  286. Shearing forces by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    I'm not an expert, but would the shearing forces this introduces have any kind of impact on blood cells?

    I imagine this could be helpful as well as harmful. Helpful: considering some of the problems associated with high blood pressure some people suffer. This would effectivly reduce the maximum pressure a body would have to tolerate.

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  287. Re:Plausible explanation -- though improbable by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

    You find the possibility of quintillions of bacteria living for billions of years happening onto something that is improbable to be less plausible than the existence all-knowing all-seeing imaginary friend who has never revealed his presence in any way?

    Maybe you have a different mechanism for "created in place", but I haven't heard of one.

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  288. At first... by trainsnpep · · Score: 1

    I was tempted to say, "Decidedly short"...

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  289. so your blood still flows after your dead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what if you die by other means, but your heart keeps pumping your blood around.

  290. Screw you by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    What about an archimedies screw, or an insideout one?
    It wouldn't have any sharp edges to chop the cells up

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    1. Re:Screw you by casuist99 · · Score: 1

      I suppose there could be a sharp edge on the lead of the scew... there could also be problems with clotting at center of the screw or at the edges of the tube containing the screw.

      A helical pump might also work if the problems I wondered about for an Archimedes' screw were not problems.

  291. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by mrjb · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the subtitles, much appreciated :)

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  292. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Actually, for most of evolutionary history, women had many fewer menstrual cycles than a "normal" woman these days. They were underfed, so had a later onset of menarche, and spent a much larger portion of their lives either knocked up or breast feeding, all of which means time not spent menstruating.

    Bottom line is that the idea of "regular" menstrual cycles going on forever and ever from 13 to 50 is basically a modern made-up invention.

  293. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    Yeah, that's what confusing to me. I don't see how you can pump blood with spinning blades.

    And it'd kill the white blood cells, also, which might be worse than just folding the red blood cells.

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  294. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by James+Turpin · · Score: 1

    But if you use continuous flow, then the arteries gain one more similarity to veins, and so arteries may start suffering from the problems you mention, which normally only occur in veins.

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  295. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by Soruk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Another problem that could occur... imagine if said transplantee were involved in an accident, and he got hurt, was unconscious. The first thing the rescuers would do would be to look for a pulse. On not finding one, would probably pronounce the victim dead at the scene and make no attempt to rescue him and get proper medical attention.

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  296. Re:Nature's solution is best in at least a few way by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

    Of course, not too many terminal heart patients can be found out jogging on Sunday morning...

    I'm thinking more about the Bionic Man :-)

  297. Blinking lights! by zx-6e · · Score: 1

    Can I have leds mounted in my wrist to show that my blood is still flowing? Or maybe a cool flow meter impanted in my chest - look, I am pumping at 5l/minute!

  298. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by RedCard · · Score: 1

    But if you use continuous flow, then the arteries gain one more similarity to veins, and so arteries may start suffering from the problems you mention, which normally only occur in veins.

    I would think this to be unlikely, given that arteries are considerably more robust than veins. Arteries are reinforced as they have to carry a pressure load whereas veins, carrying relatively little pressure load, generally are not.

  299. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Especially when the patient is unconscious and the medics have no idea that the person has such a heart

    I would assume that these people would be wearing Medic-Alert bracelets.

  300. No pulse.... by thewiz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As someone who was born with a congenital heart defect, has had three surgeries, and has been ticking with an artificial valve for the last 22 year, I'd be worried about not having a pulse.

    One of the things doctors/surgeons have noticed with heart patients that have their hearts stopped is that they lose all sense of time. I noticed it after my surgeries. I don't know if anyone has done research into the beating of the heart and the mechanisms in the brain that allow us to perceive the passage of time. Does the beat of the heart interact with the area(s) of the brain that perceive the passge of time? Do other bodily processes require a heartbeat for a "timeing signal"? I'm sure there are other questions to ask about this subject.

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    1. Re:No pulse.... by aswang · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is an interesting idea which sounds plausible. It's well known that our circadian rhythm is driven by pulsatile activity of our pineal glands, as well as certain nuclei in the brain. And reproduction is impossible without pulsatile release of GnRH (gonadotropin releasing hormone) from the hypothalamus. In fact, menstrual cycles can be stopped by providing a continous level of GnRH, whereas a pulse of GnRH will restart them again. Where do these pulsatile mechanisms in the body derive their timing from? What if it's from the heart? After all, the heart is one of the earliest organs that start functioning in the embryoobstetricians generally use the lack of a heartbeat on ultrasound as a sign that a miscarriage has occurred. Who knows what pulsatile processes will be driven out of whack by eliminating cardiac pulsatility?

  301. fine print/fast talking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in the fine print or the fast talking of the ads recently pushing the idea of skipping periods, there are negative side effects.

    the removal of parts of a womans repoductive system often results in the woman appearing more manish, requiring more tinkering from drs to conteract the lack of hormones.

  302. At the moment? by Shoten · · Score: 1

    I'm onsite at a federal agency. So I guess I'd be like everyone else is here.

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  303. If you have no pulse... by napesjp · · Score: 1

    How do the paramedics know you're alive?

  304. Flagella - created or evolved? by bshroyer · · Score: 1

    You find the possibility of quintillions of bacteria living for billions of years happening onto something that is improbable to be less plausible than the existence all-knowing all-seeing imaginary friend who has never revealed his presence in any way?


    Yes, exactly. Some evolution is easily and logically understood as natural adaptation to changes in environment, or taking advantage of an ecological niche. I find the development of the flagellum - a freakish modification which led to greater survivability several million generations later - too outlandish to fit into either of those categories. To believe in such "natural" development requires a "faith" in the improbable that elevates science to a religion. A creator is much simpler, and much easier to believe.

    The two more commonly accepted "creators" are:

    1) The Creator (God, or, in your language, the all-knowing all-seeing imaginary friend)

    2) An extra-terrestrial intelligent being (hacker?) who "seeded" life on this planet billions of years ago.

    In theory, the two are very different. In practice, the two may be indistinguishable by us in our lifetimes, if either in fact exists.

    I'd hazard a guess that those who don't believe in a Creator God are the most likely candidates to believe that there exist ET intelligence somewhere in the universe. Isn't the eye or the flagellum strong evidence that such intelligence exists, and has shown its hand here on Earth?

    Don't let your reluctance to believe in "God" get in the way of scientific evidence.

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    1. Re:Flagella - created or evolved? by 2TecTom · · Score: 1

      Actually, as usual, far too many people assume they understand metaphysics even though they've done little or no research and have giving the subject a shallow and superficial review.

      Obviously evolution exists. Things change ... it's called causality. One action "causes" another action. This results in change. Things that work continue to do so. Things that don't, won't. After all, why would less effective changes replace more effective changes? It's just that simple, things change, effective changes accumulate. Deal with it.

      Oh, and as for all you so called rationalists and scientists, talk about prejudgement and bias. Sure, the evolution of intelligence will sudden "mechanically" just stop evolving someday ... duh! That's certainly an intelligent and open minded attitude.

      It's truly amazing just how powerful arrogance and ignorance truly are. Personally, I just wish more people were more spiritually evolved as I'm just so tired of being stuck here with so many consciously challenged first-worlders. :~(

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    2. Re:Flagella - created or evolved? by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      Yes, exactly. Some evolution is easily and logically understood as natural adaptation to changes in environment, or taking advantage of an ecological niche. I find the development of the flagellum - a freakish modification which led to greater survivability several million generations later - too outlandish to fit into either of those categories. To believe in such "natural" development requires a "faith" in the improbable that elevates science to a religion. A creator is much simpler, and much easier to believe.

      Did you read the posted article? It describes how the flagellum could have come about without needing to be a freakish modification with no short-term survivability benefits.

      Let's talk about evidence for the moment. Evolution happens, there's no doubt about that. Just ask anybody who's been infected with antibiotic-resistant bacteria. The question is whether evolution can explain everything, or whether it's only responsible for simple things. Extending the known working theory of evolution to cover more complicated changes, when taken in the context of billions of years of life, is a much simpler explanation than handwaving in some higher power.

      The two more commonly accepted "creators" are:

      1) The Creator (God, or, in your language, the all-knowing all-seeing imaginary friend)

      2) An extra-terrestrial intelligent being (hacker?) who "seeded" life on this planet billions of years ago.

      In theory, the two are very different. In practice, the two may be indistinguishable by us in our lifetimes, if either in fact exists.


      I think that they are more or less the same, in that there is no evidence of either one and they are both basically imaginary friends and fairy tales.

      I'd hazard a guess that those who don't believe in a Creator God are the most likely candidates to believe that there exist ET intelligence somewhere in the universe. Isn't the eye or the flagellum strong evidence that such intelligence exists, and has shown its hand here on Earth?

      No, it is not strong evidence at all. The eye is a crappy design; in fact, our bodies show an incredible mix of haphazardness and finesse. The way our bodies are put together looks a lot like the way evolved programs look to me.

      Don't let your reluctance to believe in "God" get in the way of scientific evidence.

      Don't let your reluctance to believe in evolution get in the way of scientific evidence, either. Have you actually calculated the probability of a flagellum evolving and found that probability wanting, or are you just handwaving "it's too improbable!" to make yourself feel better? People generally lack the ability to understand very large and very small numbers, and this is a place where the numbers are very large (billions of years, trillions of generations, an incomprehensibly large number of bacteria) and very small (probability of a beneficial mutation appearing in a new generation). You can't analyze them with your gut.

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    3. Re:Flagella - created or evolved? by bshroyer · · Score: 1

      I love it when a discussion comes together.

      I'm a firm believer in evolution. I think Darwin hit the nail on the head with his Galapagos finches, and we see it in the modern day with drug-resistant bacteria. Fossil evidence of the dinosaurs does a reasonable and acceptable job of supporting evolution there as well. I aknowledge that I am more than likely the distant descendant of Australopithecus. There certainly isn't a better theory available.

      There are some biological complexities, however, which don't neatly fit into Darwinian Evolution. Perhaps a better theory will emerge in the near future which helps explain away a few more of these conundra.

      Until then, I'm reminded of Einstein's comment - "God does not play dice with the universe."

      There are a few things that - being of finite brain, not being able to comprehend unbelievable large or small numbers - force me to believe instead in intelligent design:

      -quantum entanglement
      -the existence of singularities
      -e=mc^2 (could it be more perfect?)
      -certain complex life structures (chloroplast, flagellum)

      It's not that I picture a backlit bearded giant sitting on a throne in Heaven pointing a finger and directing Creation. I see the universe as a cohesive unit, with a purpose and a plan. The wheels are constantly in motion, and most of our observations can be explained within our understanding of physics and mathematics.

      But not everything is so easily explained. There's something going on we still don't understand. And it's not just plain dumb luck.

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    4. Re:Flagella - created or evolved? by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      If there's an ET that seeds life on this planet, then you still need to explain how the ET came about. So, you've just added to the puzzle the question of why and how the ET seeded life - the origins of life are still unknown. By Occam's Razor, this argument is not helpful.

    5. Re:Flagella - created or evolved? by bshroyer · · Score: 1

      If there's an ET that seeds life on this planet, then you still need to explain how the ET came about. So, you've just added to the puzzle the question of why and how the ET seeded life - the origins of life are still unknown. By Occam's Razor, this argument is not helpful.

      I'm not willing to concede this point. As I've said in previous posts, I do see evolution as valid - but that some developments don't seem to fit into Darwinian evolutionary theory very well.

      Take a look at Intel's latest processor. It's unimaginably complex. How could a human ever design something that complex? Answer: he didn't -- he relied on a computer to do the bulk of the design work. And the computer he used to to design it -- where did that come from? Designed with the aid of an earlier computer. And so on, until we get back to the point where computers are simple enough to be assembled by hand from their component parts.

      Assume that, at least in the case of the Earth, some evolution of life was not spontaneous, but rather directed by an ET intelligence. It's quite plausible that the interloping ET evolved (in a Darwinian fashion) without any outside assistance. Or, if not that ET life, then its designer, and so on -- analagous to my processor reference. At some point in the chain, an ET intelligent life evolved via natural selection, in small, explainable quanta -- pure Darwinian evolution, without the need for a Creator of Intelligent Designer.

      I just don't think that it happened here, on Earth.

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    6. Re:Flagella - created or evolved? by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1
      At some point in the chain, an ET intelligent life evolved via natural selection, in small, explainable quanta -- pure Darwinian evolution, without the need for a Creator of Intelligent Designer.

      I just don't think that it happened here, on Earth.

      First, why can't Earth be the first in the chain?
      Second, the probability of one intelligence arising spontaneously, then choosing to seed another intelligence elsewhere will always be less than that of life arising spontaneously. The more layers, the less likely. Why not just assume life evolved on Earth until we see convincing evidence to the contrary?
    7. Re:Flagella - created or evolved? by bshroyer · · Score: 1

      Why not just assume life evolved on Earth until we see convincing evidence to the contrary?


      Sadly, that's just what this whole thread is about. I see the development of the flagellum as one such piece of convincing evidence.

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    8. Re:Flagella - created or evolved? by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      Earlier in the thread a published paper was linked explaining how one could have evolved. I am not a microbiologist, so I don't know if it's BS, but I doubt you are either. Are you qualified to determine how likely a flagellum is to evolve? And have you considered the fact that a flagellum isn't the only possible construction of chemicals that would allow a bacterium to move - while it is improbable for that particular design to crop up, the chances of any design for moving a bacterium times the number of bacteria in existence is likely to be quite large indeed.

    9. Re:Flagella - created or evolved? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That refered specifically to the "unknowability" of certain things. He believed, or wanted to, that there really was an underlying, more powerful reality that we just had to coax into revealing itself. And I invite you to derive E=mc^2 yourself, after a certain fasion it sort of "doesn't belong," but we've grown to love it. For many years the Copenhagen Interpretation held sway over quantum mechanics, not that this really stopped anyone from interpreting anyway. But all it really even said was,'Underlying reality or not, this is what we've got to work with. There's no point in fussing over what we haven't found yet, assuming it even exists.'

      "God does not play dice..." Wasn't his indictment of Quantum Mechanics, or Relativity, and certainly not Darwinism, but rather his indictment of sciences failure to unite all the forces of physics. Our inability, as some have said, "To read the mind of God."

      I do know the plan and purpose of the universe, if you'd like to know.... It's simple, and an indisputable fact. "Increase Entropy." That's it. The trick is figuring out which laws it obeys, what they are, and the conditions under which they apply. That my friend is the Theory of Everything.

  305. CPR? by john_is_war · · Score: 1

    What is one of these turbine pacemakers gets on the fritz and the person essentially gets a heart attack? Because it no longer has the chamber structure, one really couldn't do pumping. And similarly, if someone passes out, the conciestious civilan will check for a pulse, find nothing, and start pumping, which could end up breaking the turbine and putting the person in even more danger.

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  306. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by MrBlue+VT · · Score: 1

    I think they'd probably wear one of those medical bracelets to alert the rescuers that they don't have a pulse. At least I would!

  307. Assassination by magnets by yodaj007 · · Score: 1

    If the new hearts use magnetic fields to move blood around, wouldn't this make it toooooo easy to kill someone with such a heart by disrupting the magnetic field for an extended period of time (say, 5 minutes)? You could be killed by some dude standing five feet away with his hands in his pockets.

    Forgetting intentional death by magnet, what happens if a person with one of these hearts just happens to walk too close to a strong magnetic force?

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  308. Potential side effects? by Solarian · · Score: 1

    As cool as it sounds to not have a pulse, I have to wonder... what side effects could this cause. Looking at nature overall, it seems that everything is rhythmic. What if the pulse is used to keep the various parts of the body in sync. Yes, nerves probably do this, however, think about it. Every cell has respritory functions, and they are timed to coincide with a pulse. As a software engineer, a signal such as that would be hard to not take for granted. With no pulse, would your internal clock skew, so you start sleeping less or more? Any MD's or biologists have any data on this? Anyway, fun food for thought.

    1. Re:Potential side effects? by dougrun · · Score: 1

      along the same lines, what if there was no tide. No waves. How would the ocean change? There would defenitely be side effects to constant flow.

  309. Re:Plausible explanation -- though improbable by beetle496 · · Score: 1
    Only four minor shifts of function - all in the correct order, and only after all the requisite pieces have been evolved into place. Doesn't that sound statistically implausible?
    Actually, this is pretty mundane for evolution over a long period of time.
    Doesn't that sound at all like constructing [an explanation] after the fact to fit the observed end state?
    Um, that is exactly what was requested! What did you want, an exposition of the thousand-fold evolutionary dead-ends that no one is interested in? Ironically, what you are almost describing is intelligent design which is usually a technique employed by the creationists.
    I call on Occam's Razor, and deduce that it's much more likely that the flagellum was created in place, rather than evolved through a bizarre sequence of highly improbable random events.
    Wow, that's impressive, citing Occam's Razor to posit the existence of God, when actually the meaning is plurality should not be posited without necessity and atheists often apply Occam's razor in arguing against the existence of God!
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  310. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by dfn_deux · · Score: 1

    Hrrrmmm I think it's likely that every single person who has any sort of heart transplant has a medicalert bracelet with very specific instructions and contact information for their doctor...

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  311. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by glorf · · Score: 1

    Yes the need for flowback prevention is removed. But those mechanisms are still there. So what happens when pieces of the valve are kept open continuously? You are going to be putting a lot more stress on certain parts of the valve then they are used to. So could the valve rip? Or could a flap of the valve break off and cause a stroke?

  312. Ahhhh . . . peaceful hangovers, at last! by kmankmankman2001 · · Score: 2, Funny

    No more of that pounding thunder in my head!

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  313. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by bloggins02 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well I'm not an internist, or a researcher, and my dad was definitely not a heart surgeon.... ... but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

    So I think I'm qualified to say this is bad, and that you should initialize the hydrogen recombiners before even attempting this procedure.

  314. clots more than a lack of pulse... by dnamaners · · Score: 1

    not sure about the pulse (or lack thereof) but i am certainly sure that human body needs to have a clot free blood stream.

    regrettably the insertion of most foreign (non biological) materials into the blood causes clots. this is going to be true of the Lvad described here as well. true stagnation elimination helps but that is not the real problem. it is simply a materials issue. These materials readily recognized as not proper tissue and they are not soft and do damage blood cells. the result is they stimulate coagulation. in the case of this occurring in a region of fast blood flow you get the potential for clots flowing in the blood stream. this cans lead to stroke and other serious conditions.

    Such risks underscore the need for even a artificial valve patent to need to be on life long anti-coagulation treatment. the down of this is that this had a cumulative risk of about 1% per year for a bleed in the brain as a direct result. may be this is ok if you are already 80 but for a younger heart paten these risks are huge.

    sure hope they can figure a way to cover up the artificial materials of these appliances with flesh (possibly lab grown from the patents own cells) or build better surfaces into the devices than metals to reduce this insidious risk. i figure that this will be the fist big step to a truly decent heart transplant / appliance.

    "have a heart you say, why my dear boy, i have two"

  315. Bar hopping by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    I've had all kinds of injured patients come directly from the bar, many with pretty severe preexisting medical problems.

    Had a guy come in from a barfight, with his cervical-spine external fixation frame still on (titanium ring around the head, screws that go into the skull, and carbon fiber rods down to padded shoulder harnesses). Yep... one of these. Placed, I might add, from his previous DUI accident.

    Patients with end-stage emphysema (still smoking) who carry around oxygen tanks everywhere they go... picked up by the paramedics from the smoky bar (smoky bingo halls are another favorite).

    Liver-failure cirrhosis patients who are picked up from the bar after they start vomiting blood...

    You'd be amazed where you can find sick people making themselves sicker (you current and Ex-EMS guys know what I'm talking about).

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  316. ABC by Jan-Pascal · · Score: 1

    Funny - in The Netherlands, we also use ABC to help remember what to check for, but over here it means "Ademhaling, Bewustzijn, Circulatie", or respiration, consciousness, and circulation.
    Don't you people learn to check whether he patient is conscious (i.e., responds to questions, or reacts to pain)? It seems to me that "airway" is kind of superfluous, since you need it for breathing?

    1. Re:ABC by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      Don't you people learn to check whether he patient is conscious (i.e., responds to questions, or reacts to pain)?

      ABC is for an unconscious victim.

      It seems to me that "airway" is kind of superfluous, since you need it for breathing?

      No, because the reason they aren't breathing might simply be that the airway is blocked by something, so check that first and if you clear an obstruction and they they start breathing naturally there's no need for artificial respiration. If the airway is clear and they're still not breathing, then something is more seriously wrong.

    2. Re:ABC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not anymore.. since a few years we don't use dutch ABC (or CAB, the 'utrecht model') anymore, instead we opted to use the international ABC system..
      (see http://www.reanimatieraad.nl )
      Basicly a shame, since our old system was probably better, and more evidence-based than the american ABC system..

  317. Link to PDF containing exploded detail... by choovanski · · Score: 2, Informative

    No one has linked to this yet? Are you kidding me?

    Just in case you missed it, fascinating stuff. (Possible complications aside)

    http://www.ventrassist.com/news/VentrAssist.pdf
    from
    http://www.ventrassist.com/product/descrip_ cont.ht ml

  318. Re:Plausible explanation -- though improbable by dabraun · · Score: 1

    Think about the billions of other interesting constructs that *didn't* happen - yes, we see lots of improbable results of evolution. These are the things that *did* happen. Statistically they were unlikely - but so were lots of things that didn't occur - these just happened to. We aren't 100% sure on the order that they happened in but I'm sure we'll figure it out in time.

    Then again, we could just place everything we don't know in this big easy bucket called 'god' - who cares, that bucket gets emptied out a bit further each year as science advances and provides answers for the things mythology tried to explain when science couldn't.

  319. Response to Matzke by beetle496 · · Score: 1
    Yes, I even read the whole Response to Matzke article. I very much appreciated the analysis, since I could follow Dembski better than Matzke! (It was significantly shorter too, so that helps.) However, ripped apart is much too strong a chracterization. I am not a biologist (IANAB?), but I am literate enough to follow Dembski (but not Matzke). I found his arguments to be very weak, in fact, they only reinforced my thinking that Matzke could be on the right track. What Matzke wrote is only a hypothesis, and could very easily be proved to have errors (Dembski did not do so), but finding mistakes there still wouldn't prove ID. I do agree with Dembski that Matzke's explaination was not testable, so I will give him that. But please, let us keep this sub-thread in perspective.
    1. A creationist claimed that flagella are an example of Intelligent Design, as Darwinian evolution theory couldn't offer a possible explanation.
    2. Matzke was cited, and his is a reasonable possible explaination
    3. Dembski's reasonable complaints about Matzke's explanation is cited.
    4. Now we are debating if Dembski debunking of Matzke was complete!
    However, the fact that reasonable people can argue about this demonstrates that the original assertion (flagella are an example of ID) is wrong!
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  320. CPR by Capt_Troy · · Score: 1

    well, for one thing, every time you got drunk and passed out, someone would end up giving you CPR and busting your ribs.

  321. Re:Plausible explanation -- though improbable by DerWulf · · Score: 1

    I hope you realize that the statistical odds of an omnipotent creator (choice of the word not by accident) spontaneously appearing and than creating life are, by a long shot, worse than those of all life just appearing spontaneously by itself. The odds of 'Miracles by Evolution' are indefinatly better than both alternatives since the framework they imply at least submit to the thermodynamic laws and its implications. In other words: creationists have no place arguing about odds.

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  322. But can it by apillowofclouds · · Score: 1

    1. Run Linux
    2. Talk to my phone via Bluetooth

  323. heart is not a pump by johnrpenner · · Score: 1


    conventional wisdom looks at the heart, and sees a pump.
    yet, realising it is contrary to everything has ever told me,
    i can think of another possibility: like the build-up of sand
    by the action of waves, we could explain the heart such as --
    THE MOVEMENT EXISTS, AND THE ORGAN FORMS AROUND IT.

    best regards,
    j

    1. Re:heart is not a pump by trentblase · · Score: 1

      That is the stupidest thing I've ever read! Oh wait, I'm not Bill Gates. Carry on.

  324. on a busy night (OT) by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    it's not terribly different in the US, particularly in a large, urban ER.

    If you come to the ER for a minor complaint, you can end up waiting 7 or 8 hours before you see a doctor (you'll be triaged long before that). It's not a first-come-first-served deal... anyone who's sicker than you gets seen before you, even if they come in after... it's just the way it is.

    And that's just the beginning... lots of ERs end up holding sick and critical patients for days while waiting for an ICU or Telemetry bed to open up. JCAHO is trying to address the ER-holding issue, but hospitals are not responding quickly, for a couple of reasons.

    Money. It costs money to keep and open additional units. Money for nurses, techs, beds, equipment, etc. In cash-strapped urban medical centers, that money's just not there, particularly with medicare and 3rd party payers ratcheting down reimbursements. As reimbursements get tighter and tighter, it gets harder and harder to cost-shift for all the non-paying trauma, etc. That's going to get worse, BTW, as our population ages and gets sicker. Buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy.

    Staff. There's a nursing shortage, in case nobody was aware. I can see patients pretty quickly, but there's often no nursing staff to take care of them upstairs (nurses can only take care of so many patients per nurse... once they top out, they can't safely take more, regardless of how many empty beds are on the unit). Ergo, the patients get held in the ER. Then, when I run out of ER beds, I end up putting people in the hallway. Once I run out of hallway space, the whole process grinds to a halt. All the while, the patients in the waiting room are rioting because they're been waiting for so many hours... I've actually lined up and seen patients in the waiting room once I ran out of space in the department proper... it's certainly not by-the-book medicine, but we do what we can.

    Facilities. Lots of ERs are just not big enough. I've worked in ERs with volumes from 15,000 patients per year to over 90,000, level-1 urban trauma centers to small community hospitals, and I've yet to work in one that had enough space. ER volumes are going up every year, all over the country... hospitals can't build fast enough to keep up with demand.

    It's amazing to me that some ERs do as well as they do... longer wait times are just a symptom of several larger problems.

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  325. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by henryhbk · · Score: 1

    Of course their life expectancy was about 30, so we can't be sure what happens when women do not ovulate/menstruate. The current thinking is that it will increase a risk of uterine cancer (since you don't "recycle" your uterine lining every month), however the shorter term studies seem to be

  326. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    That being said, no pulse....how the hell do I get a BP?


    Wouldn't a Doppler steth still be able to hear flowing vs non-flowing? That would at least give you one number to work with.

    I don't know if you could make IR oximetry work without the convenience of a built-in chopped signal.
  327. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
    Uh, isn't the entire point of these pumps to REPLACE the damaged heart?

    Nope. From the article:

    The VentrAssist, which is made by Australian company Ventracor, is of a type known as left ventricular assist devices. LVADs are not designed to replace the heart but are implanted alongside it under the rib cage. They augment the pumping action of the left ventricle - the heart's main chamber and the one that is responsible for 90 per cent of heart failure cases.
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  328. An engineer's perspective... by goldragon · · Score: 1

    Being a biomedical engineer at a top twenty US medical center, trained as a LVAD engineer for the Worldheart Novacor LVAS, I always wondered why we went to so much trouble to have pulsatile flow. We have to worry about bearings wearing out, and the internal sac sealing shut and not reopening if we squeeze too much blood out, an air vent to open the pump to atmospheric pressure, and also watch for tears in the inlet/outlet valves to the pump. A single moving part, impeller pump seems so much better in comparision. We are supposed to be moving towards the Jarvis 2000 here. Of course, the main problem with these LVAS pumps is the percutaneous line exiting from the patient's abdomen which leads to frequent pocket infections. I believe a totally implantable, continuous flow pump will be the future.

  329. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not a *pro*peller, but an *im*peller... which, as far as I am aware, it just a spinning disc. I've seen household humidifiers that use these, they're just a spinning cone submersed in the water and it gets the whole mess moving pretty well with no blades.

  330. Better wear a big Medic Alert by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

    Found at sceane, no pulse, pronounced dead. Makes it harder to measure BP, though the turbine could have smart sensors to do that, then use any number of power sources to transmit it out of body. I'd be interested in how they resolve cavitation, since the micro heating and local pressure waves could cause some issues as well. Maybe if there is appropriate cavitation you'd get sonoluminecience (horrid spelling most likely) and people with turbine "upgrades" wouyld have glowing hearts just like 'toons say they should. :-)

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  331. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by DjMd · · Score: 1

    Hrmmm. Ment "I'm" but then missed it on the spelling it out (IAAD looks silly).

    Thankfully I am a pathologist and don't have patients..

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  332. They can take away my pulse . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . .but they'll never take my . . .

    FARTS! (*)~~~~~~~~~

    I feel so much better now.

  333. Time to change my evaluation of women... by tommck · · Score: 1

    Used to say I'd do any chick with a pulse... now I'll have to think up a new line...

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  334. Sci-Fi short story about that - "Amazons" ? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    It's been over 20 years since I read it, but I think the story is called "Amazons." Space ship pilots have to have their hearts replaced with mechanical pumps, and they lose their pulse.

    In some case, it messes up their normal rythems - like when are ready to fall asleep or wake up.

    1. Re:Sci-Fi short story about that - "Amazons" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was wondering if anyone else remebered this. It was the first thing that came to mind.

      The story was called "Aztecs" it's a novella by Vonda N. McIntyre. The year was 1977.

  335. Spinning backwards? by PrestoChango · · Score: 1

    Since it's essentially a DC motor (as near as I can tell from the article), doesn't that mean it will start pumping backwards if you get your battery wires crossed? I can imagine even a short time pumping backwards would do significant damage. The one-way valves in the vessels would teary, the vessels would rupture, or both would be weakened.

    I realize you'll probably only be able to connect the battery the right way, but what if...

    I have a friend with an insulin pump. He has to change the small tube inserted just below the skin of his abdomen every couple of days. I watched him get the part connecting to the insulin pump caught on a doorknob once. Not only did it hurt (a lot), but it pulled the tube out.

    If this happened to the cord leading to the rechargable battery pack and the wires broke it would cost the person their life if they twisted them back together wrong.

    I guess I'm just a worrier. Does anyone know if the circuitry they built into these protects against this?

  336. Snipers! by Cybrex · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, there are certain groups of people for whom the lack of a pulse would hold a distinct advantage, such as biathalon competitors and snipers. :-)

    Interestingly, this is exactly the sort of thing that I wonder about when I'm driving or in the shower. I've thought about this, and the only potential problems I could come up with were in relation to the lymphatic and renal systems.

    -Cybrex

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    1. Re:Snipers! by BWJones · · Score: 1

      ....hold a distinct advantage, such as biathalon competitors and snipers. :-)

      Yes, but in both marksmanship and sniper training you are taught how to deal with this, controlling your heart rate with val salva maneuvers, breathing and how to use the cardiac impulse to pace yourself and place your round at the appropriate time and place.

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  337. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by trentblase · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but it could detect the loss of blood pressure and re-route around the damage.... c'mon it's Friday afternoon!

  338. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by dasunt · · Score: 1

    reproductive system is one system that can be tinkered with or even removed without too much harm to the rest of the body (re: castrations and all).

    Er, no. Without testosterone, the male body is prone to osteoporosis, low muscle tone, low strength, as well as a lot of other nasty side effects. The quality of life will plummet, and the length of life is probably affected.

    With castration, the testosterone levels in the male body will plummet.

  339. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by HiThere · · Score: 1

    Why would there be a non-flowing? Turbines don't usually have an off cycle.

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  340. consider the alterntives by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    Your doctor has a valid point; there's little case data to back it up. It's a recommendation, nothing more.

    The incidence of Endocarditis is fortunately very low in the normal population... there may not even be enough non-IV-drug-user-cases per year such that you could really design a study of sufficient statistical power to prove/disprove the benefit of antibiotics. The benefit of antibiotics must be weighed the risks (ie. you might have an allergic reaction). A patient fully appraised of the risks is a wonderful thing... I absolutely support such a person deciding for themselves what to do.

    Consider this, however. Endocarditis is bad news... it's not a minor illness, and may be preventable by a couple of doses of antibiotics. Minimal risk... but potentially great benefit... or not.

    It all depends on how you like your odds. You've clearly thought about it, and made an educated decision; may the odds be with you.

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  341. Simplistic Models by cookie_cutter · · Score: 1
    The reason why we have a pulse is because it's hard for evolution to result in turbines or continuously spinning things.

    That may very well be the reason why pulsing circulation evolved, but that doesn't mean that we can simply drop in a pulseless replacement system and expect everything to be hunky dory.

    For instance: At the pulse there is a peak in blood pressure, which causes the water and small molecules in your blood to osmose across the walls of small blood vessels into the surrounding tissue; between two pulses the pressure drops, causing the surrounding tissue's water and small molecules to osmose back into the blood vessels. This back and forth cycle helps to circulate the cellular environments fluids. Presumably, a pulseless circulatory system would keep a constant pressure, eliminating this flow; who knows what that will do to the cellular environments which are used to that. So while nature might have evolved pulsing circulation due to architectural limitations, it may have made good use of the pulsing once it was in place.

  342. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by Cade144 · · Score: 1

    Or, how about IAAMD, or probably in your case IAAMD/PHD.

    Or you could try YYTIIAAMDBFLRYSNCMSAMAAMOOAROACOT(Yes, you twittering idiot, I am a medical doctor, but for liability reasons you should not construe my statement as medical advice, a medical opinion, or a recommendation of a course of treatment)

  343. some of the downside by tkjtkj · · Score: 1

    using non-pulsatile blood distribution is to accept several risks. Vascular hemodynamics is a very complicated matter, indeed! In some organs, eg, certain regions obtain their oxygenation during 'dyastole' where the blood pressure is lower than the average B.P.. An example is the heart muscle itself! Oxygenating blood cant flow thru heart muscle itself: its during dyastole that the heart is oxygenated. Even on more basic cellular levels the movement of oxygen molecules thru cell membranes would certainly be affected: remember, other moities must also leave the cell. That could depend on a minimal time of lower than average BP. The partial-pressures of oxygen, inside the cell, at the mitochondrial membranes, is very low: on the order of only 5 mm. Hg !!... theres not much room to play around! I'm not saying it'd be impossible to survive long-term with such a system but that there are many possible risks. tkjtkj, m.d.

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  344. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by iroll · · Score: 1

    No, the "problem" that "normally only occurs in veins" is the loss of pressure downstream from the heart. When blood reaches the venous system, it's like that last sprinkler on a badly setup lawn irrigation system.... not much power; the pressure is gone. The longer any pipe is, the greater the pressure loss by the time you reach the end (yay, engineering fluids taught me something!) The system of valves in the veins is in place to move blood back to the heart without the heart's assistance. Because the artificial heart supplies pressure to the blood in the arteries, they don't have need for this elaborate valve system.

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  345. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by johnnyb · · Score: 1

    "but it's now considered medically safe for women to take continuous contraceptives and go without menstrual cycles for all or most of the year."

    Interestingly, I've heard it's actually considered more healthful, since the female body was actually made to be pregnant/giving birth/breastfeeding, which leaves long periods without a menstrual cycle.

    If you're not going to have kids, it may actually be damaging to have a menstrual cycle.

    That said, I'm against the use of most of today's contraceptives because, although the medical establishment doesn't want people to know it, most contraceptives today include abortive properties (they don't just keep the egg from coming out, if one does come out and gets fertilized, they prevent implantation as well). Since I believe life begins at conception, using such things is against my beliefs.

  346. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by demonlapin · · Score: 1

    Pulse ox will work fine. You get sats even if you don't get a rate - try it sometime, if you jiggle it enough you'll find the machine locks on to the sat before it locks onto a rate.

  347. They've been experimenting with these by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    for over a decade. As I remember, they had a problem with the circulatory system; it is designed to work with the small pulses of pressure that a natural heart produces, not the constant pressure from these artificial hearts.

    LK

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  348. Re:'Detecting a pulse' for those who don't have on by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 1

    Oh, I see you tried it on a nearby co-worker too.

  349. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by HorsePunchKid · · Score: 1
    So no, there are not the adverse effects doctors had theorized about.
    That sounds like a much stronger statement than you probably mean. I'm not familiar with the story you cite, but I think it's probably more accurate to say that in that one instance, there weren't any adverse effects. That's not proof that there aren't any (ever), which seemed to be your implication. In fact, with only one data point, it's not even proof that there usually aren't any problems.

    On a less pedantic note, do you remember roughly how long she was using the pump? Years? Weeks? It's not hard to imagine that the sort of problems that might surface in a patient using the device for 20 years would not come up in a patient on it for only a month or a year.

    Not get all ad hominem here, but my impression is that Reader's Digest favors feel-good stories over realism. That also makes me wary of using this one data point in claiming there are no long-term effects.

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  350. as a lifeguard.... by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

    you're dead!!

    no I'm not....

    yes you are...

    no I'm not...

    etc

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  351. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    Length of life is affected. Castration increases lifespan by an average of 14 years.

    http://archive.salon.com/health/feature/2000/03/ 30 /immortal/print.html

    Castration reduces testostrone by about 90% but it doesn't eliminate it and some castrati were still capable of romantic encounters. In fact, they were prized as lovers, in part because they were said to last longer in bed.

    The effects seem similar to caloric restriction, and I sometimes wonder if the the lifespan gains from the two are related. Would a castrated animal on CR get two lifespan boosts or just one?

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  352. ::hangs head in shame:: by SargonZ · · Score: 1

    I feel like I've been duped - my professors told me otherwise. Just goes to show, you can't believe everything you hear. Thanks for setting me straight.

  353. It's a "donation," not an auction by The+Tyro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    it's called organ "donation" for a reason... it's also called an anatomical "gift." You're giving somebody else life, with something you no longer need; it's strictly voluntary...nobody's going to force you.

    So You're going to die and bury that organ... yet you're going to try to scratch and scrabble for that last thin dime, even as you die? You refuse to take part in a process that benefits others, simply because you cannot benefit yourself? No streak of altruism? Not one iota of selflessness in you? You were given life... yet you insist on being paid for giving others life, via something you were just going to throw away to rot?

    Hmmmm... I'm guessing I won't be seeing you volunteering down at the homeless shelter much... suit yourself.

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    1. Re:It's a "donation," not an auction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beautifully put, thanks. But I'd also mention that if, for the benefit of a few who would sell but not donate, we allowed the sale of organs, even the average and relatively selfless person wouldn't give them away. Contributing to the wealth of one's estate is something that people work very hard for, because the beneficiaries of that estate are their own children. By allowing for the sale of organs, we would reduce a life/death situation to a matter of market economics. With supply severely constrained and demand far exceeding it, we would effectively put a dollar value on life, and a high one at that. Most members of society seem to object to such a situation on vaguely defined moral grounds, and despite being completely atheistic, I'm one of them.

  354. Warning! by Paracelcus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tattoo on chest: Do not use defib, subject has no pulse, subject may not be dead, please call 1-888-heartless for more information.
    Or call On-Star!

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  355. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by john+holycrow · · Score: 1

    Strongly agree. The pulse is a function of the arteries, not the heart, and has a lot to do with neuro-electric fluctuations. (Not a Doctor, but hung around a drug store when I was a kid.)

  356. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can see this type of thing really compilcating/confusing emergency medicine.

    No problem, just a quick call to their tollfree technical support line, and some knowledge worker from India will be happy to walk you through an emergency BP adjustment.

  357. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by terrymr · · Score: 1

    most contraceptives today include abortive properties

    I have two kids that would disagree with that statement.

  358. no, it doesn't replace the heart by IdahoEv · · Score: 1

    RTFA, RTFA...

    This pump is a "left ventricular assist" device; it doesn't replace the heart, just adds to the left ventricle's pumping effectiveness.

    Which, incidentally, may mean the problem my post's grandparent was discussing may not be an issue. Depending on where/how they connect it, perhaps part of the aorta is still intact, allowing the coronaries to do their job.

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  359. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

    Women started menses later due to malnutrition? Yes, in some very small subsets of the general population. However, the great mass of humanity got enough to eat to start bleeding at the right age. If you want to discuss evolutionary history, let me ask you this. Why, if this was evolutionary, are women having periods earlier now? Wouldn't evolution have determined that a later period is beneficial, and those genes would have carried over into modern women? A contradiction indeed.

    Women were underfed? That's doubtful, and again, malnutrition has little bearing on menses overall. Remember the save the africans commercials on television? People there are starving as hell and have plenty of kids. Look to any Third World or developing country for examples.

    The only modern made-up invention is the concept of rampant teenage sex. Guess what, teenagers were having sex all along. Changing your viewpoint from a prudent one to a realistic one can open your eyes.

  360. Re: lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by aswang · · Score: 1
    This study studied continuous flow pumps (which, have been used as assist-devices rather than heart replacements) and noticed a few problems:
    1. Continuous flow pumps seem to favor stasis of blood distal to atherosclerotic lesions, which in turn favors thrombogenesis. So let's say you have carotid stenosis because of all those McDonald's hamburgers you've been eating. Unless they do a carotid endarterectomy on you, continuous flow will cause blood to pool distal to the blockages, which will generate blood clots, which will get propelled into your brain, likely causing multiple massive strokes.
    2. If you happen to have an arteriovenous malformation in your GI tract (which, while not common, is not rare either), they noticed that with continuous flow pumps, you would tend to bleed more, for reasons not yet ascertained.
    3. Continuous flow is not as good as pulsatile flow when it comes to compensating for increases in systemic vascular resistance such as, for example, when you decide to stand up, when you get dehydrated, or when your adrenals decide to dump epinephrine into your bloodstream. Flow drops precipitously, and is guaranteed to cause ischemia or infarction in target organs. Raise your blood pressure and you might just stroke out or cause your kidney to fail.

    Of course, this is just one study, and most of the subjects had other pathologies besides just heart failure. It would be interesting to see what happens in trauma patients who are otherwise healthy. But I think these particular findings would be relevant even if you were replacing the heart rather than just assisting it.

  361. contraceptives? by beakburke · · Score: 1

    I thought there was still a lot of disagreement about the long term hormonal effects of contraceptives.

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  362. From *skimming* the article... by AllenChristopher · · Score: 1
    I'm afraid you didn't manage to read it. Admittedly, the font is pretty unpleasant on that site.

    "The VentrAssist, which is made by Australian company Ventracor, is of a type known as left ventricular assist devices. LVADs are not designed to replace the heart but are implanted alongside it under the rib cage."

    Emphasis mine.

    You're getting the full thrust of my frustration with the two sibling posts before you that also made this error... sorry.

    It is a permanent device, but the heart must survive for this device to work. Grandparent brings up a valuable point about whether the heart will be weakened by non-pulsatile flow.

  363. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by aswang · · Score: 1
    I think it's just a question of technology, specifically micronization. You can actually implant a left ventricle assist device into the body today, but it will probably be a few years before they can micronize current extra-corporeal membrane oxygenation (ECMO) devices so that they can fit in the body and completely replace a failed heart. As it is, you have to choose between relying on a bad ticker with an assist device, thereby still being able to move around a little, or relying entirely on ECMO and being tied down to a machine.

    The other problem is that for either technique, you need anti-coagulation, which leads to a need for replacing red blood cells, platelets, and various coagulation cascade regulation factors. This study suggests that the replacement requirements for ECMO are much greater than that of ventricular assist, and, let me tell you, platelets aren't cheap, not to mention anti-thrombin III.

  364. Funny you should say that by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    I've had dead/near dead people do some pretty freaky things, including one guy who flipped me off moments before he finished bleeding to death.

    I'm pretty sure that carries quite a bit of cosmic weight... a "F*** you" from a dying man...

    Yep... If reincarnation's real, on the basis of that episode alone I'm probably coming back in my next life as a dung beetle.

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    1. Re:Funny you should say that by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1
      Yep... If reincarnation's real, on the basis of that episode alone I'm probably coming back in my next life as a dung beetle.

      I'd consider that a positive karma modifier. When someone you try to help is that ungrateful, it ain't your problem.

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  365. Venous function does depend on pulse by aswang · · Score: 1

    While you have it anatomically correct with regards to the cardiovascular system, you have it physiologically wrong. Varicose veins and portal hypertension are affected by cardiac function and pulsatility. While varicose veins are typically caused by gravity and portal hypertension is often caused by alcoholic cirrhosis independent of heart function, back pressures generated by a failing heart that does not generate effective contractility (systolic dysfunction) or fails to accomodate inflowing blood (diastolic dysfunction) makes these problems worse. In fact, you can get portal hypertension just because of right heart failure.

  366. You're right. You're absolutely right by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    Boy, you must live for stories like this

    Actually I do... but not for the reason you might be thinking. (I hit the karma cap years ago, and get mod points all the time that I don't use).

    I can't tell you how much I've learned from reading this forum... I love it. I've picked up some excellent info, websites, references, and technical pearls that it would have taken me years to discover on my own. The least I can do is contribute to the discussion, especially when it addresses something in which I am sufficiently expert to (hopefully) offer some useful comment.

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  367. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I am an internist..."

    To henryhbk:

    Nothing much here, except to say that it is very obvious the difference in expertise between a real medical doctor and every other wannabe out there so willing to speak and sound intelligent.

    Your comment was very insightful, and very well appreciated in bringing some sense to the discussion.

    [And to everyone else out there, you would do very well for yourself to listen to any internist around you. Speaking from experience.]

  368. no more: by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    no more heart-pounding orgasms :(

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  369. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by swv3752 · · Score: 1

    You volunteering? Don't eat and don't have sex? What would be left in life?

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  370. Maybe the pounding inside my head would stop... by MMHere · · Score: 1

    Maybe the pounding inside my head would stop... ;-)

  371. OLD NEWS by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1
    What would it be like? Why don't you ask they guy who got one of these pulseless artificial hearts about two years ago?

    Oh, wait... he's dead. But they interviewed the crap out of him while he was alive. I'm sure you can find something.

  372. Re:Plausible explanation -- though improbable by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
    I call on Occam's Razor, and deduce that it's much more likely that the flagellum was created in place, rather than evolved through a bizarre sequence of highly improbable random events.
    Since you bought it up, let's use Occam's Razor. Let us assume there is an omnipotent being who wants to create and populate a universe. Which is more likely:
    1. The omnipotent creator individually designs each and every creature and individually, and makes it look like they were evolved, or
    2. The ominipotent creator creates one process - evolution - and lets it run it's course.
    Occam's Razor says the simplest solution is the right one, so therefore the design theories are bunk.
  373. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    The first thing that comes to mind when I think of "what good is a pulse?" is: blood pressure.

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  374. Ventracor ~ no pulse patients already by goon · · Score: 1
    Henry now has to carry this pack with him wherever he goes, which is the computer controller and batteries for the pump... a small price to pay for life he says. The Australian inventors of Henry's heart pump believe their device can do something no other artificial heart has....keep beating for years. They've already had pumps operating continuously... in the lab.

    Heart Pump , 30 October 2003

    old news. patients are already benefiting from LVADS in melbourne. There was a story on ABC Catylst (Australian Broadcasting Corporation), Heart Pump , 30 October 2003 (full transcript) where one of the recipients received a pump. The news presenter tried to find a pulse, but none could be found due to the continuous pump. Interestingly the body seems to adapt to it.

    The company who is commercialising this technology, Ventracor lists more faqs here.

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    1. Re:Ventracor ~ no pulse patients already by goon · · Score: 1

      sorry the faqs about the VentrAssist pump are here.

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  375. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    This is rather off-topic, but from what I understand the average age of menarche has always been roughly between 12 and 14 years of age, including in places like ancient Rome.

    The reason people thought that it has been dropping is that the doctors who were compiling information on in the 19th century were studying undernourished women who were in poor health.

    However, there has been a slight (6 months or so) drop in the average age of menarche in recent years which has been attributed to artificial estrogen-like chemicals in the environment. Also, it has been shown that on average, girls who live in families afflicted by domestic violence reach menarche earlier.

    On the other hand, low body fat and vigorous excercise will delay menarche: for gymnasts the average age is 14 to 15.

    As for your comment about rampant teenage sex: people forget that they had an easy way to deal with teenage sex in the middle ages: they married the girls off extremly young. Even quite recently women would marry at 18 or even younger. I imagine "waiting until you are married" is a bit easier under those circumstances.

  376. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

    "If you want to discuss evolutionary history, let me ask you this. Why, if this was evolutionary, are women having periods earlier now? Wouldn't evolution have determined that a later period is beneficial, and those genes would have carried over into modern women? A contradiction indeed."

    Not necesarrily there are other factors now IANA evoltion expert, but the factors contributing to early puberty in modern women would be due to contraception if you ask me.
    This is just a minor pet hypothysis with little data. But it seems to me that there would be a normal variation in age of puberty, now the older it hits the shorter a time frame till contraception is likely to be used (how many 12-13 year olds are likely to go looking for it, especially early on when it was 'for married couples') this means that those with younger entry into peuberty are more like to start child bearing earlier, witch has economic effects, which decreases fiscal ability to afford contraception, which increases the number of children born during her lifetime thus propagating the gene for early start more. Also the main evolutionary drawback to early pregnancy, higher maternal fatality, is greatly reduced by modern medicine.
    My main point with this is that the number of factors involved are enough to make the obvious answer not so obvious, whether or not my pet hypothesis has any merit.
    Gak that first paragraph is horrible, hope it dosen't ruin the message. I'd re-write it but I'm short time and sleep.

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  377. no pulse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what would happen when you bleed then instead of spurting wounds we would spray and bleed to death faster :(

  378. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

    Good post from an AC. I agree with your assessment of the onset of menarche; thousands of years and nothing has changed and the data recording a perceived change was flawed.

    Higher levels of artificial hormones in the environment (read: growth hormones in beef and other meats) do indeed contribute to puberty in teenagers as well.

    Evolution has nothing to do with this, period (no pun intended). Evolution's role in this is to get humans to puberty as early as possible, so that women can reproduce at a very healthy age when they are likely to produce good offspring. Keep in mind that in times past the median old age was around 35, with death following shortly thereafter. I'm talking Cro-magnon man and his ilk. For early humans, breeding young was very beneficial. However, there are a few genetic changes that have stuck with us with little benefit despite environmental and health changes. The age of menstruation can be considered one.

  379. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by johnnyb · · Score: 1

    And I have one that I had before I knew about the pill's bad effects. But it is still the case. Without the abortive agents, the success rate of "the pill" is 95%. With the abortive agents, they were able to bump it up to 99%.

  380. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    Nope. Just like a scientist who performs experiments on mice isn't interested in injecting himself with the same stuff.

    My poit was

    #1 My point was in response to the original and the reply to my original post. The reproductive system is mostly redundant. It affects life, but isn't required to maintain it, and thus successful alterations of the reproductive system are not good models for the saftey of altering other systems. Not that we can't alter other systems, but alterations to the reproductive system are not good models.

    #2 Anything that affects lifespan in animals or humans is interesting because it helps us to understand the process of aging, scientifically. I'm not volunteering for CR any more than a scientist who does tests on rats wants to inject the same garbage into himself. I didn't advocate it anywhere. Understanding things like the role of oxidative damage, the role of telomeres, etc. in the process of senescence may eventually be helpful in extending lifespan without the negative effects associated with things like CR, castration, etc.

    If the life extensions caused by CR and castration were linked, this would help to explain the underlying mechanism for CR.

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  381. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by bcmm · · Score: 1

    I would think that one would die faster from blood that can't carry oxygen at all well due to decreased cell surface area and capacity than from a damaged immune system.

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  382. Well... by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    he had tried to kill himself by getting drunk and laying in front of a train (and he succeeded... not too many people survive having an enormous chunk of their torso literally torn off).

    I suppose he was angry because he thought I was going to save him... Well, he needn't have worried; his suicidal efforts/injuries absolutely crushed any skills I might have had to save him... it's a miracle he even survived the 1/4-mile ambulance ride.

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  383. You'd be wearing a medic alert bracelet. by TermV · · Score: 1

    If you had an artificial heart, you would have a medic alert bracelet. I can't imagine what it would say though.

    "Patient has an artificial heart. Should not have a pulse. No we're not shitting you!"

  384. Sorry by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    Your initial post sounded like naked greed, rather than a reasoned position... I wish you'd expounded a bit more initially; you'd have saved me having to apologize for my scourging.

    Let me throw out a few thoughts... consider them, even if you do not agree.

    Payments would drive up the cost of organ donation. What's to prevent it from becoming a bidding game, where the poor and underinsured can no longer compete? Medical necessity should rule all, yet injecting profit may turn it into a financial decision. Putting a value on life is a slippery business in the best of circumstances... I frankly don't feel sufficiently wise to make that kind of decision.

    I'm very leery of injecting financial incentives into the organ donation process. My fear is that offering such incentives will lead to gaming the system for profit, to the detriment and death of patients. Almost no physician who's been in practice very long will argue this point: unscrupulous people will do unspeakable things for a pittance, even to their own kin.

    So far in my career, I more than once have witnessed family members stall/delay ending a relative's suffering, just so they could make it to the first of the month and collect that next check. I've seen people stab/shoot siblings for a pair of tennis shoes. Injecting payments to the families may tempt many families to not seek aggressive treatment, at precisely the time they should be their critically-ill relative's greatest advocate. When you're waving thousands of dollars under a family's nose, it's not difficult to imagine someone forging an amendment to the ill relative's living will. Those critically-ill and brain-injured patients are absolutely helpless; I'm terrified of the prospect of offering their families a cash payment to part them out.

    What dollar amounts are we talking here? 10k for a kidney? 25k for a liver? I've seen people tortured and killed for far, far less.

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  385. Re:Well... by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1
    I suppose he was angry because he thought I was going to save him... Well, he needn't have worried; his suicidal efforts/injuries absolutely crushed any skills I might have had to save him... it's a miracle he even survived the 1/4-mile ambulance ride.

    You did your job and you did it well. The way I figure it, at least he was practice for the next trauma patient you had that needed your skills. He also died with someone giving their best to try to save him. He couldn't say that no one cared.

    Ya done good, kid. Be proud.

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  386. Have you heard of the scientific method? by beetle496 · · Score: 2, Informative

    You have it exactly backwards. The theory of evolution is just that, a theory. This is how science works. One postulates a hypothesis. Only if it is useful, that is, it furthers our understanding, and allows testing against, is it kept. Theories that are not testable, like intelligent design, are not scientific, they are matters of faith. Theories can easily be proved false, all one needs is a single concrete counter example, but being mere theories, they are never quite proved true. If after years and years of being tested (and not once being false), and continuously demonstrated as being useful, theories are accepted as fact. The creationists like to put this backwards: concluding that since scientist cannot prove evolution, the competing model (ID) is on equal footing. ID is faith, it is by definition not testable, and it is not useful in science. You can feel free to believe it you wish, but your conclusion is not based on logic. Scientific models, laws even, do not have to be fully understood to be useful. The effects of gravity, for example, are well understood -- and we have plenty of equations for it -- even though science hasn't quite explained where gravity comes from (except that it is an intrinsic feature of mass). Gravity isn't mentioned in the Bible, so the religious nuts don't feel compelled to manufacture un-testable competing theories.

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    1. Re:Have you heard of the scientific method? by Zareste · · Score: 1

      Well, you managed to get everything backward, assert that I called evolution a non-theory, give a very hopeless attempt at turning creationism into faith, and try to remove the logic from what I worded clear as day. Then tried to make evolutionism useful somehow.

      But, oh wait, the proof was in your other pair of pants.

      To put it this way: 2+2=4. I know that. It's indisputable. I'd much rather find the absolute reality than settle for a single unproven theory.

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    2. Re:Have you heard of the scientific method? by frankie · · Score: 1
      2+2=4. I know that. It's indisputable

      Actually, no it's not. It's a theorem that can only be determined by relying on a particular set of axioms (e.g. the Peano Postulates). Choose different axioms and 2+2 could have any number of other results. The reason we prefer Peano is that it fits the known evidence of our senses with reasonable accuracy. But it could be wrong, if later evidence shows otherwise.

      Science is an iterative process. Evolution fits the known evidence of biochemistry, archaeology, etc, better than any other testable theory thus far.

      I'd much rather find the absolute reality than settle for a single unproven theory.

      Well, it must suck to be you. We might find some absolute truth when we die, but until then unproven theories are all that you get.

  387. Mahalli Pet by beetle496 · · Score: 1

    I am glad to see that a day latter, your post has gone from a 5 to a 2, much more reasonable. I actually appreciate you bringing up the flagella on a bacterium as an interesting example, I just cannot abide your conclusion that this provides evidence of ID. I have been interested in animals with wheels since I saw a picture of some monster proposed for Empire of the Petal Throne in Dragon magazine some twenty five years ago.

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  388. Re:Well... by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    Ya done good, kid. Be proud.

    Oh, I'm not ashamed of my efforts at all... it was just one of those surreal moments; reminded me of Roddy Piper's final scene in "They Live" (Old B-movie reference, I know).

    Never a dull moment.

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  389. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by dasunt · · Score: 1

    The article doesn't go into depth about why the castrated live longer. Google seems to bring up reports that the lifespan of castrati singers vs non-castrati singers wasn't apperciably longer.

    There are several real-life conditions that will cause effective castration, such as Kallman's Syndrome. The jazz singer Jimmy Scott is afflicted with Kallman's, and has a voice similar to a castrato. (Nowadays, Kallman's Syndrome is easily treated with either testosterone injections or other drugs, so Jimmy Scott is probably going to be the last singer with his unique voice).

  390. No pulse by FrenchyinCT · · Score: 1
    Geez, how will I know when I'm scared?

  391. ulcers by r00t · · Score: 1

    It's not long ago that some crazy Australian
    doctor proved, against all the experts, that
    bacteria do indeed survive in the stomach and
    cause ulcers.

    There wouldn't have to be just one cause for
    heart disease of course.

  392. supply would no longer be severely constrained by r00t · · Score: 1

    Duh, this should be obvious.

    I'd sign up if my wife and kids would get paid.
    Who wouldn't? You can't have my parts except
    by auction.

    As it is, the parts very nearly go to the highest
    bidder. It's just that all the middle-men accept
    their "handling fees". I want my family to have a
    part of that. Those organs can go for millions!
    Why can't my children even get a tiny share of that?

  393. Heisenberg uncertainty principle by beetle496 · · Score: 1
    Like I have enough time to take on every fundamentalist AC on /. I guess I can but try! It was only a day ago that I learned that some think blood coagulation to be an example of ID. I read that and just though, huh? I haven't bothered to read more about this one, not even for this post. Like we all bleed exactly the same? Obviously, there is a wide range of platelet count that is survivable. Ideal blood chemistry varies by geography and lifestyle. Our ancestors used other substances before developing hemoglobin. I just don't see blood coagulation as being an interesting mystery.

    I agree that just saying add millions (or billions) is no answer, but that's not an argument a good Darwinists would make. It is usually the creationists who are accused of begging the question! This is something I have noticed in recent years, the creationists trying to turn arguments around. It seems to me the Republicans have gotten good at this too! Science has no use for faith. If it can't be used for prediction, it isn't science.

    I couldn't find the name of the logic fallacy you are trying to use. I did want to share this quote:

    Another instance of the prosecutor's fallacy is sometimes encountered when discussing the origins of life: the probability of life arising at random out of the physical laws is estimated to be tiny, and this is presented as evidence for a creator, without regard for the possibility that the probability of such a creator could be even tinier.

    But I am not a very good athesist, so here's my gift to you... The Heisenberg uncertainty principle puts a little black box around each sub atomic particle. Is this not enough room for God to work miracles?

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  394. Re:Hmm (ex wife, but seriously...) by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 1

    Why would there be a non-flowing? Turbines don't usually have an off cycle.

    No..he's right. When you take a BP, the systolic is when the blood flow stops (you know how they pump that cuff up when you're at the doctor's office?). But that might be a moot point, as your BP would be a function of the turbine (see me earlier post....LCD screen?) than anythign else....why get an indirect reading when you can get it from the source. And the "systolic" on a continuous flow pump might not be accurate....something seems wrong about it. Maybe not.

    I'm done rambling now. Sorry. Havnen't finished my coffee yet.

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  395. You didn't read the article. by TA · · Score: 1

    Read the article. The point is not to replace the hearth, it's to assist the heart. It was designed that way. Thus, the comment you replied to was entirely relevant.

  396. You missed my reference to the scientific method! by beetle496 · · Score: 1
    I write that you have it backwards, so you write I got it backwards. Very nice.

    You obviously missed my reference to the scientific method so I will quote one succinct definition here.

    The scientific method is the best way yet discovered for winnowing the truth from lies and delusion. The simple version looks something like this:
    1. Observe some aspect of the universe.
    2. Invent a theory that is consistent with what you have observed.
    3. Use the theory to make predictions.
    4. Test those predictions by experiments or further observations.
    5. Modify the theory in the light of your results.
    6. Go to step 3.
    The piece goes on to discuss 1.3: Can science ever really prove anything? Most hard science doesn't work out as simple math. There is huge amounts of evidence for evolution but I guess if that doesn't sway your opinion, then nothing will. (By the way, do you hold that the religion of your absolute reality should reduce to a mathematical proof as well?)

    This is why the theory of evolution with mutation and natural selection is science. It is useful. It can be (and has been) used to make predictions. It can be (and has been) tested.

    Creationism is faith. One could reasonably argue that as an explaination it is just as good as evolution. The problem is that it is not scientific theory (no matter how much the ID folks dress it up) because it cannot be used to make predictions and it is impossible to devise tests for it.

    The best creationist can do is "to trying to make itself real by trying to make" evolution false by focusing on the very marginal areas where the current evidence is weak or incomplete.

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  397. Re:lack of pulsatile flow and coronary vessles by KermitJunior · · Score: 1

    One reason girls (not women) have periods earlier now is because of an increase level of hormones externally introduced to the body at earlier ages.

    Many parents don't realize that adult shampoos (and other products) have a lot of adult hormones that affect their children... sometimes "kickstarting" puberty. I know of several families who stay away from hormonal products specifically for this reason and their daughters didn't start having periods until 2-3 years after all of their peers.

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  398. What about gravity? by complete+loony · · Score: 1

    Would there still be enough pressure to force blood to flow to all extremities including the brain? or would the blood flow just take the easiest path?

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  399. Re:Plausible explanation -- though improbable by superyooser · · Score: 1
    You find the possibility of quintillions of bacteria living for billions of years happening onto something that is improbable to be less plausible than the existence all-knowing all-seeing imaginary friend who has never revealed his presence in any way?

    1) Mu. (I don't accept the premises.)

    2) I'm very disheartened that someone could make this kind of trip, especially a Jew, and still not believe that God has revealed His presence in any way. Mind-boggling. Were you paying attention when they talked about the Six Day War? That alone ought to convert any skeptic.

  400. Re:Plausible explanation -- though improbable by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

    1) Mu. (I don't accept the premises.)

    The part you don't accept is the "never revealed his presence", right? That's perfectly acceptable. If you legitimately believe that God has revealed His presence to you, then you can believe in Him all you like. However, He has not revealed Himself to me in any way, and I will not believe in Him until that changes in an obvious way.

    Don't get me wrong; I'm not a militant athiest. I don't care if you believe in God or whatever. However, I do think that trying to show any phenomenon X as evidence of the existence of God is going about the entire business completely wrong. I've been exposed to a lot of religion. The common thread between all believers that I've known has been faith. Evidence is the exact opposite of faith. Trying to "prove" the existence of God is going about things backwards, as far as I can tell. As you can tell, I am not a man of faith. Somebody who tries to "prove" that God exists in order to make me believe in him is attempting something that does not make sense.

    2) I'm very disheartened that someone could make this kind of trip,

    An amazing trip, to be sure. A lot of evidence of people who believe in God. No evidence of God Himself.

    especially a Jew,

    This makes no sense. Just because some members of my family go to Shul every week and some relatives were killed by Hitler means I should be more susceptible to finding evidence of God? Why not say, "especially a white guy", or "especially a tall guy", or "especially somebody who wears glasses"?

    and still not believe that God has revealed His presence in any way. Mind-boggling.

    I find it equally mind-boggling that somebody can see evidence of God when His presence is not needed. The difference is that I know that I don't understand faith, and I'm willing to let people of faith believe whatever they want, as long as they don't try to convert me. You don't see me starting arguments about how God doesn't exist just because somebody brings up something vaguely linked to the subject.

    Were you paying attention when they talked about the Six Day War? That alone ought to convert any skeptic.

    I think you're confusing the Six Day War with the Yom Kippur War. The Six Day War was a preemptive attack by Israel which was a resounding success all around. The Yom Kippur War is where the Arab states attacked by surprise, and things were very touch-and-go for a while. But even so, God is not necessary to explain, only a belief in the resiliency of people, and an understanding of the greater situation at the time. It was amazing, but not supernatural, at least in my eyes.

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