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Should Game Consoles Make Breakfast, Too?

Ryan writes "Is the idea of 'convergence' (the notion that a single digital appliance will handle multiple tasks) in gaming consoles even worth it? CNET News has an article discussing the issues of convergence related to gaming - it seems like a lot of consumers aren't worried about the bells and whistles, yet they keep throwing them at us." The article mentions the "underwhelming" response to Sony's PSX console/DVR combo, whose "arrival in North America--originally slated to happen in time for the 2004 holiday shopping season--is now set for an unspecified date in 2005."

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  1. Awesome idea... by grub · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Should Game Consoles Make Breakfast, Too?"

    Not a bad idea:

    If you play console while it's making breakfast it won't scream "What are you doing?! Don't touch me!"

    You can eat your breakfast without the console whining to you.

    If breakfast is cold you can beat the console without feeling guilty.

    You can demand beer for breakfast and the console won't complain.

    If you throw out the console it won't hire a lawyer to take half your stuff.

    Man, if RealDoll.com could "converge" this new console concept with their products they'd be trillionaires.

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    1. Re:Awesome idea... by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      Wow, your standards are waaay higher than mine. If they sold the console with earphones to which I can only hear the game for an hour without hearing any nagging or temper tantrums, I'd shell out $500.

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    2. Re:Awesome idea... by nizo · · Score: 1

      Heck if they sell their current dolls to a mere 166,694,449 happy individuals they would have a trillion dollars (not counting the cost to make/ship etc). Heck one doll per household would just about do it here in the U.S. So which candidate is gonna make that promise in the next election?

    3. Re:Awesome idea... by Dorsai65 · · Score: 5, Funny

      How the hell did you get my ex? Poor bastard...

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    4. Re:Awesome idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes but despite all this, you can't have a meaningful sexual relationship with your console.

    5. Re:Awesome idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking that the story was in response to malnutrition of gamers that don't eat breakfast, but instead play video games in the morning, before school and what not... But of course, if you were crazy enough like me, you'd get up a few hours early to eat breakfast AND play video games. If they can do a combo task system, it sure would save time!

    6. Re:Awesome idea... by rasjani · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, These guys should make this gadget usb enabled so that you could plug it into your console. Now, with xbox live and ps2 net adapter, you could have all the sex partners in the world!

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    7. Re:Awesome idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So which candidate is gonna make that promise in the next election?

      I'd say Bush. He's shown a real talent for promising the world, but failing to include the funds in the budget. Leave no Child Behind, the Aids epidemic in Africa, etc.

      I know, go ahead and mod me Troll :)

    8. Re:Awesome idea... by timts · · Score: 0

      I dont see the fact mentioned that the PSX has stopped production in japan due to lack of sale there
      I dont think any where else in the world people throw more money into high price tech junk that's not really useful
      so it means PSX is already doomed, no idea why they are still so stupid to push it in USA, just to lose more money

    9. Re:Awesome idea... by LazyBoy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Because he asked for the Ex-Box.

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    10. Re:Awesome idea... by ExistentialFeline · · Score: 1
      If breakfast is cold you can beat the console without feeling guilty.

      I misread this as "If breakfast is cold you can eat the console without feeling guilty."

    11. Re:Awesome idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, they'll have to sell one more. That will make them $449 short of $1.000.000.000.000, unless you include the profit made from shipping. They'd probably need to sell at least twice as much to realize the $1 trillion profit.

  2. I'm going to say no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I suspect that much like females in video games the breakfast would look great, but be pretty empty and unrealistic.

    1. Re:I'm going to say no by Sophrosyne · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...Those are some over-sized eggs you're having for breakfast!

    2. Re:I'm going to say no by stripe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would agree. With the game console, DVD player and PVR as separate units you can replace/retire one when it breaks or you get tired of it. With the combo units if one part breaks you need to replace the whole unit. So they have to offer lifetime warranties that are good for 5 years or more. Still I would not want to wait the 2-3 weeks it will take to ship the unit and get it fixed, since in doing so I lose PVR, DVD and Game functionality all at once.
      Also they have to price the entire package at or close to the price of the most expensive component. You can get a $90 DVD player, Tivo's are at $100-$200, that leaves the game console portion. However you can build/buy a PC for $300-$500 that will do the same thing this will.

  3. PS3 the Cell phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No wait, the cellphone's trying to be the console, and doing a crappy job at it... so far

  4. Only Nintendo really "gets it". by Samir+Gupta · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Nintendo have always been sceptical of the "Everything and the kitchen sink" approach that Microsoft and Sony have taken with their consoles. They do but one thing -- gaming -- but do it well, unlike their other competitors who want to be a DVD player/CD player/PC/Internet terminal/TiVo. Their philosophy is to focus on one thing -- gaming, and make it our core competency, continuing to come out with seminal hits that people synonimize with the video game industry, Mario, Zelda, and so on.

    They are continuing this trend with our future game consoles, and I do believe that because of Nintendo's laser-sharp and well-defined focus, that Sony and Microsoft's leads will be short lived in the next generation.

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    1. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by TechniMyoko · · Score: 2, Insightful
      But isn't nintendo in last place when it comes to sales? Wouldn't that mean their approach of doing things differently than Sony and MS be wrong?

      I like how my XBOX is a high speed DVD player, replaces my CD player (and CDs).

      Its not like these software features cost a lot to add, they simple copy/pasted the code from their other products (ie: Windows media player)

      If it doesnt add to the cost, why not add it?

      I found it pathetic that the SegaCD could play audio CDs and the cube cant

    2. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by mdf356 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Their philosophy is to focus on one thing -- gaming, and make it our core competency,

      So you work for Nintendo, then?

      Cheers, Matt

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    3. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by bludstone · · Score: 2, Interesting

      2nd place in worldwide sales, actually.

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    4. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But isn't nintendo in last place when it comes to sales? Wouldn't that mean their approach of doing things differently than Sony and MS be wrong?

      There are many more factors to consider than that.

      I like how my XBOX is a high speed DVD player, replaces my CD player (and CDs).

      Personally, I prefer to watch DVDs at normal speed. Also, as a male geek, there is a direct connection between the amount and value of electronics in my entertainment center and my sense of self worth. :) (Do I really need a smiley here? Oh well, better safe than sorry.)

      If it doesnt add to the cost, why not add it?

      It does add to the cost. They'd have to pay royalties to the organization that owns the rights to DVD technology (I can't recall what it's called).

      I found it pathetic that the SegaCD could play audio CDs and the cube cant

      You say that as if it's a sign of technical inferiority. Nintendo just chose to use physically smaller discs (among other things) to deter piracy. Considering that it doesn't actually inhibit legitimate use, unlike many anti-piracy measures, I can't complain.

    5. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by ladafum · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm disgusted by the replies to this post, Nintendo are still making the best games, and the best consoles, just because the blind public chooses to buy into Sony's "cool" model; doesn't make it superior.

      Seriously, I thought /. users knew more about gaming in general to insult Nintendo. Where did it all go so wrong

    6. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by mikael · · Score: 1

      Nintendo have always been sceptical of the "Everything and the kitchen sink" approach that Microsoft and Sony have taken with their consoles. They do but one thing -- gaming -- but do it well, unlike their other competitors who want to be a DVD player/CD player/PC/Internet terminal/TiVo.

      Weren't Nintendo the company that believed cartridges would never be replaced by CD-ROM's?

      In any case, there are two things that guaranteed. Porting CD-ROM/DVD games from the PC to a console is going to require that amount of storage; either from DVD or broadband. So the console will require a system capable of reading DVD-ROM's. If you provide that, then you end up providing a CD-player/DVD-player for free.

      If you opt for the broadband choice, then you need TCP/IP. That means you can then provide online gaming/Internet terminal as free extras.

      A console system has to have an entertainment experience better than that of a PC, so you end up with a superset of PC features. One of the most popular accessories for the PS2 has been the "PS2 Eye Toy". That requires a USB port for the web-cam.

      I would consider the TiVo as an unnecessary feature, but if the console comes with a large disk drive (>250Mbytes), and it allows the kids to record Cartoon Network without messing with the cable box/DVD player/remote controls in the living room, then why not allow that capability? After all, the number of transistors that can placed on silicon is doubling every 18 months.

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    7. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by bigman2003 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Typical Nintendo problem...

      Go buy a football (American) game for the Gamecube.

      I'll bet $100 you come home with Madden.

      Why? Because nobody else makes a football game for the Gamecube anymore.

      The rest of the public is not 'blind' because they don't want to be pigeonholed into Nintendo-esque games...maybe a lot of people just don't buy into the whole premise of Mario-this and Pokemon-that. Personally, I like to play games online. Can't really do that on a Gamecube.

      Not everyone will agree that Nintendo makes the best consoles, or the best games. In fact, for me- they are a distant 3rd...

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    8. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Weren't Nintendo the company that believed cartridges would never be replaced by CD-ROM's?"

      No, actually, I don't believe they ever made that claim. What they did say though, was that they never wanted a "loading" screen like Playstation is renown for, with a cartridge, the access times are thousands of times faster. While they compromise with the gamecube, they made their own format and kept it tight, so loading is always ultra-minimal in their titles while still having enough multimedia room for todays games.

      "So the console will require a system capable of reading DVD-ROM's. If you provide that, then you end up providing a CD-player/DVD-player for free."

      Again, no. And this is what most people here are missing. To include DVD playing capabilities, means that the microsoft/sony have to pay a license fee to do so. Microsoft was nice enough to externalize the cost, by putting the license fee on the DVD remote/CSS key plugin. Sony on the other hand, forced the cost upon the consumer. Meaning your spending another 10-20 dollars for something you didn't ask for.

      Nintendo dodged it altogether to keep the price down. However, like Microsoft they did have a cube capable of playing DVDs that panasonic did, which unfortunately didn't sell very well or even in North America, because most people, given the choice just want to play games.

      "If you opt for the broadband choice, then you need TCP/IP. That means you can then provide online gaming/Internet terminal as free extras."

      This may surprise you, but most of the world does NOT have broadband and will not for the forseeable future. Even in US/Canada, your looking at ~30%. Nor do most people give a damn about online play. Being a hardcore gamer myself, even I get tired of little 12 yr olds calling me a "sh@tfaced c**kmaster" and leaving a game once they start loosing. Console online play has one major difference from the PC, it makes it easier for IDIOTS to get online, which helps ruin the experience.

      "A console system has to have an entertainment experience better than that of a PC, so you end up with a superset of PC features. One of the most popular accessories for the PS2 has been the "PS2 Eye Toy". That requires a USB port for the web-cam."

      It does? See, here I thought not everyone can spend thousands just to play video games, so they buy cheaper consoles instead, which still give them the gaming experience. The only out-of-the-box-has-everything system is the xbox, with it's nuclear featureset. Which, honestly, we'll only ever see in this generation as microsoft makes a grab for marketshare. They'll have to follow suit with Sony's "buy more add-ons! give us $$$" technique. However doing so will end up with a splintered market as Sony currently has.

      i.e. Do you have broadband? Do you have a broadband adapter? Do you have a harddrive? Do you have a copy of XXX game? Did you buy the eyetoy? Congrats! If your one of the 2-3% of our gaming market that does, you can experience this!

      Which, BTW, developers don't make money off of because the market is that small. If Sony's harddrive kick-off title wasn't Final Fantasy, it would have been a complete flop, much in the same way the N64 only made it thanks to Mario 64. Honestly, you'll probably only ever see one other major title come out that requires the harddrive, before the PS3 comes out. It's a total money-grab.

      I won't even comment on the Tivo as PVRs can be covered regarding the above add-on Sony units.

      In fact, looking into the future, it's obvious Nintendo is going to make a comeback in a big way. Sony's PS3 and PSP systems are both nothing more than the PS2. Crank the speed and try to make it look cool. No real changes to speak of, just make more generic titles and sequels and watch the 15yr olds and the non-gamer population eat it up like dogs. Xbox will most likely cut back on their next system to save on cost, though using XNA and backwards compatibility they should at the least keep their current

    9. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by HAKdragon · · Score: 1

      So the console will require a system capable of reading DVD-ROM's. If you provide that, then you end up providing a CD-player/DVD-player for free.
      If you opt for the broadband choice, then you need TCP/IP. That means you can then provide online gaming/Internet terminal as free extras.


      The XBox makes use of both DVDs and broadband and to use either of these costs money. To view DVDs you need to purchase the DVD kit and to make use of the ethernet jack on the back on the machine you need to subscribe to Live! (or mod it, but I'm talking officially)

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    10. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumbass

    11. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go buy a football (American) game for the Gamecube.

      I'll bet $100 you come home with Madden.

      Why? Because nobody else makes a football game for the Gamecube anymore.


      I'm just curious, but: How many ways can you play football? How many different football games do you need?

    12. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by Trejkaz · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I dunno. Right now, Tales of Symphonia is currently selling exceptionally well, despite it being a GameCube game, and GameCube supposedly being unpopular.

      And Xbox is a more "ideal" system than the PS2, yet the PS2 constantly outsells it. Microsoft aren't really doing anything "wrong", but you can't deny that the mindset of all three consoles is different.

      Nintendo tends to sell to the more discriminating gamer, who will tend to prefer good games with good design and gameplay, so the fact that it can't play DVDs is largely irrelevant. And if you cared about DVD so much and wanted a convergent system, you would have bought the Panasonic version instead, which can play DVDs.

      The Xbox excels in replacing a DVD player, but IMO isn't particularly good for gaming. Somehow the graphics capabilities claim to be "so much better" than the GameCube, yet the GameCube graphics consistently look better, and play smoother (and the Xbox games suck to boot.) Smooth marketing, Microsoft!

      [Obligatory Sony bashing] And Sony sells to idiots... but since there are so many idiots in the world, it's naturally going to sell better. :-)

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    13. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Personally, I like to play games online. Can't really do that on a Gamecube.

      No shit. If some fucking game developers would just make some more goddamned online games, this wouldn't be so much of a problem.

      But they consistently deny us this privilege. It's not like my GameCube can't connect to the Internet... it's more that every gaming company around seems to be ignorant of this fact.

      As for football games (and pretty much any sport games)... fuck that. That's exactly the shit we don't need soiling our market full of otherwise good titles.

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    14. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by johnnliu · · Score: 1

      That's how I read the post as well. I guess that's why it was moderated 'troll' at one point.

      jliu

    15. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh Samir, you crack me up!

    16. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by Nataku564 · · Score: 1

      XBOX's advantage is Live. I have all 3 consoles, and I can say without a doubt that they have the online thing down. PS2 is in second, and a somewhat distant second at that. Nintendo is barely a blip on the radar - which is unfortunate. It is also unfortunate that Nintendo doesn't seem to see reason to persue online play for future games/consoles, since its a great way for people like me without a lot of local opponents to actually get some enjoyment out of primarily multiplayer games like fighters.

    17. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      What's really funny is that he sorta does!

      (according to another post he works for Sega, which makes games for the GameCube now)

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    18. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by Nataku564 · · Score: 1

      Actually you dont need to go on live to use the ethernet jack. You can use tunneling software, and any game which has LAN play capabilities to play with anyone for free.

      Google for "xbox connect" and see what you get.

    19. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      And Samir knows all this of course because he "works" for Nintendo. I'm surprised you didn't give us any "inside knowledge" this time Samir. Usually your posts get modded up to +5 funny because of how wrong they are.

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    20. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Many people still don't care for Xbox Live, though. I take it just like paying for MMORPGs... I figure if I've bought the game once, they can be fucked if they think I'll pay for it twice. It would be much better if the online fees were somehow subsidised, either from the game sales, or from the broadband fees (charge everyone on a whole ISP, even if they don't use it... LOL!) Nevertheless the real strength of the Xbox is the ability to customise it to do things which are actually useful.

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    21. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by FrostedChaos · · Score: 1

      If the xbox had a decent CD drive, I might consider buying one to use as a movie player. As it is, I'll stick with my old laptop, which plays CD-Rs-- something that the xbox can't do-- and plays DVDs, without the need for a USB dongle, or hacks to un-cripple it.

      Oh yes, and the xbox games are shite. The only decent one in the whole bunch is Halo. Damn shame about Bungie. Guess everyone's gotta go sometime.

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    22. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      My Xbox plays CD-Rs and DVD-Rs fine (and CD-RW, and DVD-RW, and DVD+RW.) In fact, my recovery disk is a CD-R. :-)

      I've heard that it depends which version of the Xbox you get, though, and that it's impossible to tell which you ended up buying until you open it up.

      But I agree with you completely about the games. The only Xbox game I have the tolerance for anymore is Monopoly Party, and only because other players can make the game worthwhile. Most Xbox stuff seems to assume that multiplayer means Xbox Live, which is nuts when all the really good games on systems like GameCube involve four people at a single console.

      Halo was good too, but it's so damn old now...

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    23. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      "Weren't Nintendo the company that believed cartridges would never be replaced by CD-ROM's?"

      Nope.

      Nintendo was, primarily, concerned with piracy. They could guarentee their developers that their games would not be copied.

      Of course, copying games for the Playstation never, ever happened, so that's just a moot point I guess?

      Their secondary concern, and main selling point to the public, was no loading screens. It was kinda nice to not have to wait 2 minutes between different areas. And those controllers were GREAT man, you just don't even know.. I swear most people must've used them wrong, they were pieces of art.

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    24. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would be a smart comment if it weren't for the fact that both of these consoles with all their irrelevant features crapped all over the GameCube in the market. And the world knows that PS2 succeeded largely because of its DVD playback support. Laser-sharp? You're having a laugh. But why let the facts get in the way of a good fanboy rant, eh? :-)

    25. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      That's not the only clue that he's connected:

      continuing to come out with seminal hits that people synonimize with the video game industry

      I'd even take a guess that he works in marketing, or at least cut & pasted their bumf. "Seminal", now really come on. Who uses that in regular speach?

      When you look at it though, Nintendo are after a younger market, just look at their games. Even the design of the consoles is very Fisher Pricy. This market doesn't really go for consoles that make their breakfast; their mommy does that for them. They just wanna see the pretty colours and funky sounds. The older teen/adult market that Sony identifed are the ones with an interest in an all-in-one gizmo and more importantly, the financial capabilities to obtain one and purchase software.

      Nintendo are sooo boned if they don't smarten up.

    26. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2, Informative
      Nintendo are still making the best games

      Yeah, if you are 12 years old and like bright colourful platformers.

      If you you want adult games, dealing with adult themes, with adult levels of difficulty, look elsewhere.

    27. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by bigman2003 · · Score: 1

      The previous respondant mentioned Xbox Connect...but you were talking 'officially'.

      Systemlink will connect local Xboxes LAN-party style. So you can compete against other people if they bring their boxes over to your house...or same LAN center, or whatever.

      Because of logistics (multiple Xboxes, and much worse...multiple TV's) it is not extremely popular- but it does work, it is used, and it is free.

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    28. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In fact, looking into the future, it's obvious Nintendo is going to make a comeback in a big way."

      Howzat? By using the same tired franchises that all the non-Nintendo fanboys grew weary of a decade ago? By continuing to ignore features that are *proven* draws (i.e. DVD/CD playback, online gaming, etc.)

      Please... do enlighten us how Nintendo will regain all the marketshare they lost by continuing down their own path, regardless of what the *consumers* have shown they want.

    29. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by Nataku564 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but unlike MMORPGs, this you pay a flat fee for. It doesn't matter how many games you get, if they are live compatable and dont have a seperate fee ( like MMORPGs ), you are good to go. Currently I only own two live enabled games. If I were to go buy a third, my fee would not increase, and the game would just work.

      So, not quite the same. Far better, in fact.

    30. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Better, but still "just as bad." Maybe if I didn't have to pay for the third game at all, I would consider it acceptable. But I still have to pay $100 for that game.

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    31. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by Guppy06 · · Score: 1
      "Weren't Nintendo the company that believed cartridges would never be replaced by CD-ROM's?"

      Not quite. Nintendo is the company that employs Miyamoto, who more or less said:
      1. Loading screens suck!
      2. I make games, not movies!
      The PlayStation may have earned more money, but I'd have to say that Nintendo won the philosophy war on this one. All three consoles have hardware that is still just as capable of outstripping the optical drive's ability to load data, and yet (good) game companies have been getting much better at hiding those annoying "Please Wait" screens. And even though most game companies have access to rendering hardware that will knock the socks off of anything you have connected to a TV (or your monitor, for that matter), I'm noticing a marked decline in pre-rendered movies in console games...

      Besides, the N64 still made Nintendo money hand over fist, especially in North America. We should all make such "mistakes."

      "Porting CD-ROM/DVD games from the PC to a console is going to require that amount of storage; either from DVD or broadband. So the console will require a system capable of reading DVD-ROM's."

      Ports, shmorts. Gimme something original.

      And, given the choice between a DVD-ROM drive and a drive with near-identical specifications and performance but without the anti-free-speech royalty payments associated with the acronym "DVD," I'd rather go for the latter. Especially when the latter also saves me money.

      "A console system has to have an entertainment experience better than that of a PC, so you end up with a superset of PC features."

      "Better" does not need to mean "inclusive." That's like saying a console will need to run Windows in order to compete with a PC.

      Besides, I have yet to see a set of USB bongo drums or maracas, nor have I even seen a USB dance mat.

      "and it allows the kids to record Cartoon Network without messing with the cable box/DVD player/remote controls in the living room,"

      Except that your vision would more or less require that, since the console is also your cable box/DVD player/whatever. Or at least one of the 17 you have attached to the same TV, now that everything has to have a DVD drive built into it...

      "After all, the number of transistors that can placed on silicon is doubling every 18 months."

      Being able to do something alone isn't justification to do it.
    32. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "XBOX's advantage is Live."

      Which isn't much of an advantage when you think about it. Apart from generally being a hardware add-on (the number of people who own an Xbox and Live will always be a smaller subset of the number of peope who own an Xbox, so why focus on Sega CD^H^H^H^H^H^H^HLive when you can just publish for the vanilla Gen^H^H^HXbox?), they have also limited themselves to those people who happen to live in an area with a high enough population density to attract broadband providers. That might make economic sense in crowded downtown Seoul, but out here in suburban/rural America, where I have trouble getting a 33.6 connection...

      "It is also unfortunate that Nintendo doesn't seem to see reason to persue online play for future games/consoles,"

      I find this to be an interesting double standard. The hardware is there. GameCubes can get online or be set up in a LAN. It is there to take advantage of if the publishers so wish. But while it's OK for PC manufacturers (and even Apple) to simply provide the hardware and leave it at that, console manufacturers are expected to suck-up to the publishers by swallowing some of the networking set-up costs as well?

      I suspect some game publishers are going to have a rude wake-up call one day when they realize that what Sony and Xbox are doing now is more or less simply an "introductory period" either by dropping such support or simply by jacking up the licensing fees for online games. I think this will probably happen with the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 2 (or whatever they're eventually called).

    33. Re:Only Nintendo really "gets it". by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "I'm just curious, but: How many ways can you play football? How many different football games do you need?"

      Do you want my answer, or EA's answer?

      Ever take a look at the used Genesis game bins in your local game store?

  5. Kinda obvious by CarrionBird · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The only people craving convergence seem to be the gadget companies looking for another gimmick.

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    1. Re:Kinda obvious by garcia · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I personally liked the convergence of the PS2 and a DVD player. For $15 extra I had a fully functioning DVD player with remote *and* a gaming console.

      This was at a time when DVD players were well over $150/ea. Seemed like a great bargain to me.

    2. Re:Kinda obvious by Ubergrendle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why i hate convergence in my electronics:
      1. All-in-one = single point of failure when something breaks, and needs to be replaced.
      2. Generally speaking, all-in-one devices incorporate propietary technologies to promote lock-in and/or reduce 3rd party tech licensing costs for the company (SONY!!!!).
      3. Quality of stand alone components is usually much higher. Think stereo equipment.
      4. Modularity = more cost effective upgrade path.
      5. All-in-one = usually more complex than individual devices. Stand alone means you can learn and understand the functions fully before moving onto the next component. Sometimes the 'role' of a device is confused when it is consolidated. e.g. Does 'play' mean play the .mp3, the CD, the DVD, or the video game???
      6. All-in-one convergence not always a logical combination. Digital camera cell phones? mp3 player cell phones? Cell phones tend to be the worst examples of this phenomenon.

      Convergence usually is successful if its the result of a natural evolution of a product. I don't think that marketers can force convergence on its audience...especially when its marked up substantially.

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    3. Re:Kinda obvious by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      same here, until my TV's speakers died.

      since then I upgraded my computer to something decent, and I can use it as a DVD player and as a PVR...

      my only minor annoyance is when I watch TV, I have to reposition my computer's speakers and subwoofer (from gaming setup to TV set-top)

      now if only I could play console games on my PC...

    4. Re:Kinda obvious by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Convergence usually is successful if its the result of a natural evolution of a product. I don't think that marketers can force convergence on its audience...especially when its marked up substantially."

      Said the guy using a $3,000+ computer that does email, porn, games, video, Slashdot, and music.

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    5. Re:Kinda obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging from my spam, email==porn==videos as far as my computer is concerned.

    6. Re:Kinda obvious by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      oh?

      personally, especially with programmable electronics, I'm rather pissed if it could do something but they just decided it shouldn't because "it didn't fit the image"(like play video and music files or just choose to support the companys own properiaty formats)... .

      like having the ability to play mp3 in a dvd player. a feature that is in practice something that doesn't add to the cost of the machine if it were there or not(or streaming ability in a tivo like already network connected machine, or the ability to use that machine to play some pacman clone).

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    7. Re:Kinda obvious by Total_Wimp · · Score: 5, Interesting

      People always say convergence doesn't matter, and it doesn't, but it really does.

      Lemme explain.

      I would have bought the PS/2 for the same price if it didn't have the DVD player built in. Most people would have. But when I was getting a console, the fact that it had a DVD player built in mattered to my view of the value I'd get from the purchase. It made me feel good about it.

      Now that we've used the PS/2 for a while, we find that we use that DVD player all the time. It's not the best DVD player on the planet, but it sure beats the VHS sitting next to it that we ignore. Because of that use, once again I feel I got good value for my money on the purchase. I think it's much more 'worth it' than I would if it didn't have a DVD player built in. It makes me feel good about buying more stuff from Sony, because I know they try to give me more than just the basic function listed on the box.

      Contrast this with the ill-fated DVR version of the PS/2. With the regular PS/2, the DVD was a 'gift'. It was added value that I did't feel I was paying anything extra for. The new super box, on the other hand, was a lot more expensive. I would be paying for everything. And, because I already have a PS/2, I'd end up with actually less value then what is listed on the box.

      So, to summerize:

      Convergence is great if you get more than you pay for and it doesn't cost the manufaturer much more to give it to you (sony was using DVD as the media anyway. The DVD movie player cost them almost nothing to bundle in). It's great because the consumer feels he's getting good value for the money.

      Convergence is bad if the consumer feels he's paying extra for a bunch of redundant stuff he'll never use.

      I sure hope manufaturers are paying attention to this post :-)

      TW

    8. Re:Kinda obvious by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 1

      All in one device to apply to the less savvy of us.

      I know my parents would rather have an all-in-one surround sound reciever/dvd/vhs/mp3 system, just because it would be easier for them to operate (hittin' buttons on one black box rather than 3.)

      With that said, I have my PC(which does games and everything else) and my gamecube (which does a few games I like), so everything else can shove it.

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    9. Re:Kinda obvious by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      I've never spent more than $1500 on a PC. Today, I wouldn't spend more than $1000. And that's Canadian $.

      And true there is some convergence with the computer, but i justified it only for an application suite, internet access, digital pictures, and video games.

      Music is a nice add-on (mp3s) but does not replace my stereo and receiver.

      I don't watch TV on my computer, nor DVDs. I don't make cell phone calls with my computer. I copy and edit digital camera photos with my computer, but I see that as an extension of my application suite of tools...and the pictures are taken with a dedicated camera, not a frickin' cellphone!!!

      As for pron, well...i know lots of people that have spent more than $3k on the sex industry. :/ I did too, but weddings are expensive...

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    10. Re:Kinda obvious by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      This is why I like UNIX better than most other OS's. You have various different tools, and while useful on their own (sed, grep, awk, etc) you can build a better mousetrap (or any mousetrap, for that matter) by combining them. Sorta like legos.

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    11. Re:Kinda obvious by Weirdofreak · · Score: 1

      I've got nothing against convergence, if it doesn't cost me. Given a choice between a console with a DVD player and an equally powerful console without one at the same price, I'd obviously take the one with - unless games came into the equation at at all, but who'd be dumb enough to care about them?

      On the other hand, if the one with a DVD player was even another fiver, I'd probably go for the one without. I already have a DVD player, and sure I have to swap it with the console, but you can get multi-way adapter things for that. Although thinking about it, I'd be able to trade in the DVD player for more than a fiver, so the one with would end up being cheaper. Sure it would be missing some features, but fooey. I can live without them.

      Of course, what it actually included also makes a difference. I don't want an MP3 player, so the inclusion of one wouldn't affect which console I buy anyway.

    12. Re:Kinda obvious by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Right. The conclusion, then, would be that the only worthwhile "convergence" device is one which is completely general-purpose in design and upgradable/extensible in function. Not by successively hacking on one feature onto a previous design, releasing it, then repeating. Particularly not in the highly price/space/power conscious environments of cell phones and consoles.

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    13. Re:Kinda obvious by Dracolytch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're absolutely right (As my PS2 is my main DVD player), but I'd like to take the concept a bit futher...

      I bought the PS2 when it was new... So I got a new gaming machine, and a DVD player. Two new things that I didn't have before. I thought it was a pretty hot deal, and I thought $200 was a great price.

      Now, however, is another story. I already have a PS2, so I don't need one of those, and I already have a DVR... So I'm OK in that department. While the DVR is a new enough technology that people are willing to buy it, a lot already do. I'm certainly not an early adopter.

      So, why would I buy one device that does two things, that I can do anyway? Even if I didn't have the DVR, I was happy with my VCR, and would not be able to justify the purchase of another PS2 gaming console... I'd buy a stand-alone DVR.

      Sure, there are some people buying PS2s, but I think their timing with this new tech is bad. They should have released the DVR along with the PS3, so you had an option between a base model, or the model with a built in DVR. That way, you could entice people with a product that offers two new features, instead of watching them shy away from re-purchasing the same functionality.

      ~D

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    14. Re:Kinda obvious by Azureash · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the sound and picture (think surround sound, high-def digital output) coming out of my ps2 is not nearly as nice as that coming out of my dvd player, and wastes my nice receiver and speakers.

      The problem with multi-purpose devices is that they rarely do more than one thing well. Someone might use a multi-purpose device for a bedroom setup, but probably not for home theater.

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    15. Re:Kinda obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you can just use perl on windows to the same effect.

    16. Re:Kinda obvious by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      I guess I'm at the other extreme.

      I've spent around $2000 on my computer. I use it to watch TV and DVDs -- I don't watch enough of either to justify a standalone player. As a side benefit, I can use the TV tuner card as an FM radio. I use it as a music player because it's cheaper to rip a batch of CDs to FLAC than to buy a player that can handle 50 CDs at once. My computer doesn't double as a phone -- yet.

      It's an Athlon XP. I'm tempted to take convergence to the extreme and use it to fry an egg.

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    17. Re:Kinda obvious by AvantLegion · · Score: 2, Informative
      Why are you putting a slash in "PS2"?

      PS/2 is an old IBM computer, and since then, a port type for plugging in keyboards and mice.

      "PS2" is already annoyingly close to "PS/2", no need to go adding the slash too.

    18. Re:Kinda obvious by Gadzinka · · Score: 1

      You almost nailed the problem.

      People are used to the fact, that when they buy in bulk, the price is lower.

      So, what would you buy: game console from the (currently) biggest vendor of game consoles for $170 and DVR from the (currently) biggest vendor of DVRs for $200, or half-assed device that is console and DVR, but costs how much? $600? More?

      Same goes for camera+palm+mp3 player vs. separate components.

      I will never buy convergence device, that is more expensive and less featureful/usable than the sum of its parts. I always carry my backpack, so the space isn't a problem ;)

      Robert

      PS And I didn't even touch the usability. When desired form factors for phone and PDA are exactly opposite, I don't see a posibility to create a good phone-PDA hybrid.

      And when you buy DVR and console separately, you can use them both at the same time. I doubt this is possible in case of Sony PSX.

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    19. Re:Kinda obvious by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1

      While I agree win32perl is really useful, its not as useful as on unix as its much harder to integrate it into other apps the way you can just pipe an app to perl. To that end, does anyone know if win32 perl can do win32api calls and/or other arbitrary dll use?

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    20. Re:Kinda obvious by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      You can, but you have to load them as modules, like Mod::win32 or something like that. I'm not too well versed on that aspect of Perl.

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    21. Re:Kinda obvious by rhsanborn · · Score: 1

      I agree that completely unrelated products shouldn't always be mashed together as some awful gimick. Also, as someone else said, where is the market for a product like this? The PS2 market is pretty saturated I would think, I certainly don't think the DVR is going to tip the balance.

      That said, I do think this is a good idea for the next gen consoles. These consoles are now for all intents and puposes, PC's. Adding a software package that lets it record to the HD isn't that hard. It also isn't hard to add MP3, and possibly even email/web use functions, because these are all relatively simple functions that already exist for computers. As long as the initial cost isn't that much higher than the cost without all the bells, I think its a very logical step. Even if one internal component breaks, it would have broke whether you were playing games or recording a show, because almost all the elements use the same hardware.

    22. Re:Kinda obvious by jubei · · Score: 1


      It's an Athlon XP. I'm tempted to take convergence to the extreme and use it to fry an egg.

      It has been done.

    23. Re:Kinda obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You always carry a backpack with you?

      I'm sure that most of your purchasing decisions will be based on price for some time to come.

    24. Re:Kinda obvious by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Convergence is inevitable, but sometimes is being pushed before it's time. I once owned a tape deck, 8 track, radio and CD player all as separate components. My first replacement had a tape deck, phonograph, and radio in the same box (with CD ins). My second replacement had a tape deck, CD, MP3 and radio in one box. The video tuner I've looked at recently comes with audio, video, and HDTV tuners. You can buy VCR DVD combo boxes, and I've been tempted to do so - my wife can't figure out the 7 remotes and a switch box required to run it all (the tuner doesn't turn everything on in one button press, unfortunately).

      Is a single, more complex device worse than multiple remotes, a wiring nightmare of cascading devices (because of my tuner having only 3 inputs), and requiring an exact combination of devices on just to watch TV (like I need the VCR, tuner, and switchbox for)?

      Yeah, quality of stand alones is higher, but if the market were successful, you'd probably start seeing high end gear as well. In geek terms, think motherboards - you could buy a PC from any major manufacturer that will undoubtably come with an ECS junkboard, or you can build it yourself/have it custom made and put in a high end board by ASUS or other reputable manufacturer.

      Modularity isn't necessarily the more cost effective path - a DVD/CD player is a perfect example, as the CD player reuses most of the parts of the DVD player. A VCR could reuse parts of the component video system and maybe some circuitry in a combo device. For a game console that uses DVD discs to offer a DVD player option seems completely logical - the cost (outside of the remote and the license for a encoder/decoder key) is completely built in already.

      Nobody forces you to buy something based on proprietary tech, and few of these technologies survive in the long run - look at the VCR and its history again (but don't look at Microsoft).

    25. Re:Kinda obvious by HAKdragon · · Score: 1

      However if a part on your computer breaks, you can generally replace it easily. Try doing that on a console... (I know you can order parts such as optical drives or power supplies, but you can't just walk into your local CompUSA or Best Buy and pick these items up)

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    26. Re:Kinda obvious by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "However if a part on your computer breaks, you can generally replace it easily. Try doing that on a console... (I know you can order parts such as optical drives or power supplies, but you can't just walk into your local CompUSA or Best Buy and pick these items up)"

      Heh for the cost of most PC replacement parts, you can replace the console. ;)

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    27. Re:Kinda obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Win32::API. I don't like the way it was made though (doesn't look like it had much foresight to be win64 compatible) but it works.

    28. Re:Kinda obvious by dead+sun · · Score: 1
      It may matter to you, but it couldn't matter in the least to me. When I bought my PS2 I already had a reasonably nice DVD player. I had no reason to use the PS2 as one.

      I made use of it as a DVD player once or twice when I travelled home to see my parents (and my brother wanted to play FFX) when my parents didn't have one. It was terrible. I've seen better quality out of cheap $30 Apex DVD players. My VCR seems to play movies at about the same clarity as my PS2. Maybe if I shelled out for component cables for the PS2 like my DVD player has I could get reasonable quality. I doubt it would surpass my DVD player though.

      The PS2 DVD player is, in my opinion, so bad that when my DVD player broke after four years of heavy use, I went out and replaced it immediately rather than use the DVD player in the PS2.

      Personally, I'd rather see the companies that make equipment stop converging everything into one box. I don't need three or four DVD players around my house. I don't need a bunch of crappy 640x480 digital cameras. I just don't. I'll buy one of good quality and use it. You can't cram a quality "extra" component into a device and keep costs down. Take care of the company rather than relying on crappy gimmicks to sell a few more units at lower profits. Undercut your competition by not having the added price. Just quit increasing the device complexity and reducing the quality.

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    29. Re:Kinda obvious by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      All-in-one convergence not always a logical combination. Digital camera cell phones? mp3 player cell phones? Cell phones tend to be the worst examples of this phenomenon.
      Don't forget the Digital Camera MP3 players (IMHO, the worst combination EVAR)!
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    30. Re:Kinda obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use a £400.00 PC that does porn,games(online and solo), web browsing, plays CDs, DVD's, I can upload my own video, create interactive and ecommerce websites, and more besides. I have a PS2 connected to a surround sound systesm and digital projector aswell. so I can watch movies in my home cinema or play games on a 80" screen with 5.1 surround sound using PC or PS2

      I like Racing games, sport sims, flight sims and the occasional shoot'em up/RPG. The nintendo has never been anything more than a platform game console. I demand more from my equipment and have worked hard to earn the money to by equipment to suit my needs.

      Nintendo sucks. It's not that developers haven't realised that they can develop for nintendo, it's more the case that they don't want to waste their time doing so. Who wants to write for a platform hardly anyone uses?

      As for X-box? the Microsoft name alone DOES put a lot of people off. So long as Microsoft has anything to do with it, a large number of PC users will avoid it like the plague.

    31. Re:Kinda obvious by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Hell, if it wasnt' for the console convergence, I'd still have a DVD player. My DVD player (once top of the line 1st gen model) has been shelved in favour of an XBox and the Media Centre package. It can do more than my DVD player can even think about, and it's cheaper. Handles any new codec with a software update.

      Once you've got a box, psu, processor and storage, why stop? If it can fufill a task for you, go for it! I'd be annoyed if I had a device that plugged into a television that couldn't play video. What a waste of capability.

    32. Re:Kinda obvious by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Have you managed to get the output from the DVD player in XBMC to not look like shit? I have severe "tearing" as if it weren't doing a pulldown or something.

      That and, where the hell do I get the quicktime 3ivx codec?

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    33. Re:Kinda obvious by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Most of my disks are PAL, so I don't think a pulldown is required to get to the correct framerate.

      No idea on the codec. I'd love decent Quicktime support.

    34. Re:Kinda obvious by MrRTFM · · Score: 1

      I prefer a product doing one thing only and doing it well.

      But often they dont even do one thing well (whether buggy hardware, shoddy software, badly designed bits of the interface), so I figure - hey if it isnt going to cost me any extra - pile on the features - give me the all in one entertainment system with bells and whistles to spare.
      This way, you can be sure that at least *some* of the things work.

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  6. Divergent functions! by erroneus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know how they do things in Asia, but around here, Playing games and watching TV are very divergent functions.

    On the other hand, can those things play games and record TV at the same time?

    1. Re:Divergent functions! by marc_moore · · Score: 1

      You're right, they are divergent functions, but that's no reason not to have a device that actually does more than one thing. There's no reason for Joe Sixpack to need a "remote boat" to organize his 8 clickers - that's just silly.

  7. All I have to say is by jdew · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nintendo cereal system!

    1. Re:All I have to say is by justkarl · · Score: 1

      Does anybody remember the Nintendo brand cereal? There was Zelda, I think, with marshmallow swords and triforces...I think there was a Mario cereal, too...

    2. Re:All I have to say is by User+956 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nintendo. It's for breakfast now!
      Nintendo. It's a cereal, wow!

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    3. Re:All I have to say is by 0racle · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well your gonna need a plummer after all those overweight kids start eating high fiber cereals.

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    4. Re:All I have to say is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah, I've had nothing but trouble with the cereal port. I mean, ever since we tried to use cheerios as the ring on our token ring LAN...

    5. Re:All I have to say is by servognome · · Score: 1

      Now to rekindle your childhood nightmares, the Nintendo Cereal commercial

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  8. The cell phone guys should take note of this. by ron_ivi · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Please just give me a phone that lets me do stuff phone related. I want a phone that will:
    • Make calls
    • maintain a phone book
    • let me upload my voicemails to my computer for archiving Even my oldest answering machine in the 80s let me change tapes to save messages.
    Why do they keep adding crap like virus-ridden operating systems and video games, when they don't even have the basic voice features working yet.
    1. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by angst7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Agreed. I've never even used my Xbox to watch a DVD. I bought it to play games not track my stocks or turn on the lights when I come home from work.

      I've got the same problem with my new wizbang Nextel/Motorola cell phone. It's smaller does a zillion neato things, but it gets consistantly worse reception than the one I had for the last three years that simply called people.

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    2. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      For the fancy programmable web-phone-mp3-thingies is there a way to do this? Somehow the software would have to get access to the voicemail stored up on the cell company's corporate server; but it seems it should be possible - after all, they can transfer pictures that way.

      I'd buy a cell phone that let me archive my voicemails.

    3. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Why do they keep adding crap like virus-ridden operating systems and video games..."

      Ok: Everybody that's gotten a virus through their phone, raise their hand. Nobody? Ok. Anybody that's played games on their phone, raise their hands. Hmm quite a few.

      "when they don't even have the basic voice features working yet."

      Uh, yeah they do. Been working great since 97.

      Make a call: Check.
      Recieve a call: Check.
      Save phone numbers into a phone book: Check.
      Recieve voice mail: Check.
      Voice Mail indicator: Check.
      Caller ID: Check.
      Decent rate plans: Check.
      No roaming or long distance charges: Check.
      Pretty darned good coverage across the country: Check.

      I have no clue when it became so fucking fashionable to complain about cell phones here. There are a lot of people these days that don't even have a landline because their cell phone handles the job just fine. So spare us al the "basic voice features" karma-whoring line. Every single story that mentions cell phones has one of these comments modded up, even though it's so obviously wrong.

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    4. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Uh, yeah they do. Been working great since 97.

      How about the "save my voicemails for archival purposes" that the grandparent post mentioned. Old tape-based answering machines did this. Seems a new one could easily upload a .mp3 to a computer in the same way they do it with videos.

      I'd much rather a phone upload a voice mail than upload a digital picture - yet the phone vendors added the latter feature but not the former. This is so much more silly because I already have a digital camera that takes better pictures than the phone.

    5. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by stevesliva · · Score: 1

      What is especially galling to electronics manufacturers is that the combination of cellphone convergence and cell providers demanding cheap handsets as loss leaders for subscription lock-in is that profit margins are going to be driven to hell if you phone is a camera, audio player, GPS device, PDA, game system, yadda yadda, because "free" handsets will undermine the market for standalone versions of those devices.

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    6. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by dykofone · · Score: 1
      Don't Forget:

      Poor quality digital camera: Check
      Smaller size: Check
      Smaller buttons: Check
      Smaller screen: Check
      Color screen: Check
      Smaller battery: Check
      Reduced signal strength to allow smaller battery, camera, and color screen to last same amount of time: Check
      Reduced manufacturing quality to cut costs to keep phone reasonable price: Check
      Outkast ringtone: Check
      $2 charge to download non-annoying ringtone: Check
      Not a single GSM bag-phone or car phone: Check
      611 AT&T tech support call routed to India charged at international rate: Check

      (Okay, those last are just personal gripes) Otherwise, I completely agree with the grandparent, I want a phone that makes sense. I've tried hard to find a GSM bag phone, since those throw a strong 8 watt signal and I usually leave my cell phone in the car anyway.

    7. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of robust, cheap phones that will make calls and hold a phonebook perfectly well if that's what you want (think Nokia 3330 - can be had for very little money and is damn near indestructible). As for uploading voicemails, they're stored remotely so how would a phone handset upload them? I'm sure you could dial into your voice mailbox with a modem and some software and then grab the sound output on your PC.

      If you don't want a phone with all the new things then don't buy one, but why deride the manufacturers for catering to the market? I personally own a PDA/Camera/Phone combo and I'm very happy with it; the phone functions are excellent quality, it allows me to keep organised and browse books, documents, music and video on the move and the camera is perfect when I just need to take a quick snap and send it to someone - a traditional camera is no use for saying 'do you like this shirt?' just as a phone camera is no use for taking family pictures. Nobody's forcing you to buy a top of the range handset, and I do agree that some people waste money on them but for people like me it's extremely useful.

    8. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by viking099 · · Score: 1

      Probably because the voicemails aren't stored on your phone, but on a server somewhere.

      It's simple enough to backup your voicemails, however.

      Dial into your voicemail system with a modem and record the message using your modem audio input.

      After you have it on your computer, you can encode it however you want.

      Shoot, if you don't want to go through the trouble of that, I'm sure someone here could hack together a mobile phone to analog in adapter by chopping up an old hands free headset. You know, just clip off the earpiece and wire it onto a 1/8" miniplug going into your line in.

      Think for yourselves, it's more fun, and you're less reliant on companies who very rarely have your best interests in mind.

    9. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      let me upload my voicemails to my computer for archiving Even my oldest answering machine in the 80s let me change tapes to save messages.

      Yeah, cause its your phone that handles your voicemail... nothing to do with your fuckin service provider... jackass!

    10. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As for uploading voicemails, they're stored remotely so how would a phone handset upload them?

      The same way they do for pictures. Sprint's digital picture mail is a server based feature as well.

      I'm sure you could dial into your voice mailbox with a modem and some software and then grab the sound output on your PC.

      That would only work if I had a land line, and spent way more effort to find and/or write software to have the computer navigate the voicemail system's menus. If the vendor would provide such software, great! That would "count" as addressing the problem.

    11. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok: Everybody that's gotten a virus through their phone, raise their hand. Nobody?
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      Read Bugtraq--they're finally making these. The virus writers just needed some incentive--the virus makes the phones call premium numbers (e.g. generate $$$ for the virus writers).

      Now, I admit that there haven't *yet* been many cell phone viruses, but that doesn't mean we don't need security.

      Imagine what 1,000,000,000 vulnerable computers with perhaps only a few different configurations to code for could do if 0wn3d? Hell, with FAR less than that, a distributed attack against key 'pressure points' could effectively fragment the Internet and disrupt all kinds of things.

      Thankfully, most of the kiddiots who might try such things are too stupid or at least not motivated to do such a thing. Yet.

    12. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The service provider also does the "picture mail" feature; and it is able to copy "picture mails" to the phone's flash memory for uploading to the computer.

      If it works for photo mails, why not do the same for voice mails?

    13. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      I'd go for a cell phone company that doesn't funnel all 411 requests through a human being and charge me $1 for the privilege. [Alternatively, in my car - oops, uh, where I never make any calls while driving - I keep the dead tree directories in the back seat so I don't keep getting charged if I want to find out the phone number of some local business.]

      Don't any of them have an online white/yellow pages that you can look up automatically with text messaging for less money?

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    14. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by still+cynical · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ok, so you're upset about all of the people complaining about problems that no one has?

      Has it occured to you that just because you're not aware of a problem doesn't mean it doesn't exist? Some of us have actually noticed the difference in battery life with new phones. Some of us notice that features have been packed on without improving call quality. Some of us still get dropped calls in major metro areas.

      "There are a lot of people..." does NOT mean everyone!

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    15. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by wmaker · · Score: 1

      Easy,

      1. go to http://connect.voicepulse.com
      2. pay 7$ a month for a voip telephone number
      3. put linux on a machine
      4. install asterisk pbx http://www.asterisk.org
      5. edit the configs to create an extension that allows you to make an outgoing call using your voicepulse account and records it using date stamping. (see the wikipedia on Asterisk) http://www.voip-info.org/wiki-Asterisk+-+documenta tion+of+application+commands ... scroll down to Sounds: Playing and Recording.

      exten => 2060,1,Answer exten => 2060,2,Wait(1) exten => 2060,3,Read(numberToCall) exten => 2060,4,Dial(SIP/user@gw5.voicepulse.com/${numberTo Call}) exten => 2060,5,Monitor(wav,myfilename,m)
      ; or something close to this.

      Done!!!

    16. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by jasonbw · · Score: 1

      considering how bad sounding some voicemails i've gotten can be, i'd say the last thing i'd want to do would be another digital-analog-digital-(maybe)compressed digital conversion.

      Its a good point, albiet a limited one. my job in '97 had a voicemail system with this function (it would drop a .wav file into your inbox if you requested it) so i doubt it'd be too difficult.

      actually, i did the miniplug route about a year ago with a couple of radio shack devices and a sound card. sound quality was eh but the real pain was having to do it in real time...waiting for 40 minutes of voicemails to finish was quite tedious, considering i screwed up twice recording it.

    17. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks! Quite ineresting. Curious if it can work with a cell phone (i.e. forward calls to my cell, etc). Anyway, you've given me a good lead. I'll look into it.

    18. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Informative

      "How about the "save my voicemails for archival purposes" that the grandparent post mentioned. Old tape-based answering machines did this. Seems a new one could easily upload a .mp3 to a computer in the same way they do it with videos."

      Thanks to some of the general-purposeness of cell phones, you can do that. The Nokia 3650 allows you to record phone convos and save them to a file.

      "This is so much more silly because I already have a digital camera that takes better pictures than the phone."

      How come nobody understands the point of putting a camera in a phone? It's been well over a year since these started appearing, and nobody still fricken gets it. A low quality camera is much better than no camera at all. I happen to know for a fact that you do not carry your digital camera around every single moment of the day that you have your phone on you. I apologize for sounding frustrated here, it's not at you specifically. I just can't believe that nobody understands the value of having a basic camera around at all times. I've got some great photos of my nephew being silly while we went out to eat. Yeah, they're 640 by 480, and they're a lil blurry, but I would not have gotten them AT ALL with my multi mega pixel utterly superior digital camera that's sitting in its case back at home.

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    19. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by TerrapinOrange · · Score: 1

      The fact that you can change tapes on an older answering machine isn't really a feature, but more a side effect of the technology it was based on. When answering machines made the switch to digital they lost this ability, and nobody really complained. It simply isn't useful to the majority of folks.

      So what IS useful to most folks? Why the ability to play games and take pictures. If I'm heading out to take some photographs, of course I'll be bringing the digital camera, and if I know I'll need to pass some serious time the gameboy will come out long before the cell phone. But what about when I'm unable to anticipate these things? Regularly I stumble unexpectedly across something that I'd love to be able to photograph to show my friends. Even more regularly I find myself with 20 or 30 minutes to kill -- a perfect opportunity to do a little gaming. So am I suppose do carry my digital camera and gameboy everywhere I go? What about my PDA and mp3 player? Not only is this awkward, but these are expensive devices that could be lost, stolen or broken. I'll take them if I know I'll be needing them, but carrying them all the time is both cumbersome and risky. I would MUCH rather have one small device that fits comfortably into my pocket and does all of these things, even if it doesn't do an amazingly good job of it.

      It's unfortunate that your needs are different from most people's, and that current phones don't meet them very well, but this isn't the fault of convergence. Your needs are unique -- you can't expect a common mass marked device to fulfill an uncommon requirement.

    20. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Nokia 3650" Wow. Thanks! I stand corrected. It'd be cool if they advertised that feature better. Anyway, Nokia owes you a commission on that one. I'm finally going to upgrade my phone.

      (someone should mod parent informative, 'cause his posting pretty much answered this whole tangent)

    21. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      I should warn you that it's not the most direct thing in the world to do. YMMV.

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    22. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by idiot900 · · Score: 1

      let me upload my voicemails to my computer for archiving

      I can do this, if indirectly, with my Sony-Ericsson T610. Call voicemail, tell phone to record conversation, then Bluetooth file transfer the recording over to my box. The file is in some weird GSM-related codec, but Helix Player plays it.

      Yes, this is Not Good Enough, but it's better than nothing, if you really need to archive those voicemails.

    23. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by Trejkaz · · Score: 2, Funny

      I bought my Xbox to watch DVDs and DIVX/XVID movies and anime. I bought it to watch videos, not to play games! If only they would remove the gaming feature, the Xbox would be the perfect console. :-)

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    24. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by wmaker · · Score: 1

      It most definitly does work for forwarding calls to the cell phone, asterisk is a very powerful PBX.

    25. Re:The cell phone guys should take note of this. by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      It's kind of a pain, but I'm fairly sure this can be accomplished with BitPIM and the LG LX-5550, and probably other phones as well.

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  9. Feature Creep by deacent · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The optimist sees "convergence" while the pessimist sees "feature creep". Guess that makes me a pessimist.

  10. How about backwards compatability for old games? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems simple, be happy if my new console could play my old games(more than 1 generation old). All in wonders seem mediocre all around, how bout focusing on expanding their main use, not mediocre overlap of features other devices do better.

  11. Separate But Equal by grunt107 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Although these 'combos' are good for people that have none of the offered tech but want them all, I believe separates are the way to go. Then I do not end up with 3 DVD players (1 standalone, 1 w/PS2, 1 w/XBox).
    A better idea is to have all these 'parts' interconnect in a more seamless way - have additional devices plug in to a master controller, which would allow infinite connections (instead of the current setups where the 3rd game system is connected on the 'tape' monitor.

    1. Re:Separate But Equal by rsmith-mac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In this case, there's really nothing wrong with a gaming console being a DVD player; unlike the DVR idea, these devices already have all the technology they need, such as the DVD drive and the decoder(for in-game FMV), so it might as well be used as a selling point to sell more of these things and allow users to skip getting a stand-alone DVD player. Now the PS2 DVR on the other hand isn't close to being like this, as it's more like a DVR with a PS2 built on(and not sharing too many resources in the process), and hence it's a "bad thing."

    2. Re:Separate But Equal by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      The PSX was designed for the Japanese market, and designed well in that respect. It meets two important consumer demands:

      1. There are no Tivo-type boxes here as of yet. The PSX is in a wide-open market.

      2. Japan is not known for its incredible, wide-open spaces, especially in the home. You *want* a convergence device, because you simply don't have enough room to put everything. Why do you think the PS2 was designed to sit on its side the way it does?

      The Japanese are also willing to pay through the nose for what they perceive as quality. I guess Sony dropped the ball on this one when they thought they'd be able to charge the same price in America as they were in Japan.

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    3. Re:Separate But Equal by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      We already have an almost-perfect medium for that, FireWire. It allows control, audio, and video to be passed around, with pre-allocated bandwidth and everything.

      Somebody needs to set up a scheme for everything to interconnect by it, and we could have a *great* system with one type of cable, and one cable per device.

      It could be great, I tells ya - GREAT!

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      ± 29 dB
  12. Dammit. by Yo+Grark · · Score: 1

    Underwhelming response? Dammit, I was looking forward to Playing my cake and eating it to. /me ducks

    Yo Grark

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    Canadian Bred with American Buttering
  13. convergence? blech! by Dorsai65 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    C'mon. Do ONE thing, do it well, and do it inexpensively. This stuff is starting to look more and more like those 8-track/cassette/turntable/tuner lashups from the 70's. Sheesh.

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    1. Re:convergence? blech! by unfortunateson · · Score: 1

      > and do it inexpensively
      You hit the nail on the head: The manufacturers (Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, Nokia, Tapwave) aren't interested in selling you something cheap -- the box itself is a big cost, so adding more features amount to higher profit.

      Another factor is the japanese real estate market: there isn't any real estate. Houses and apartments are tiny, so one device that does six things is a big help.

      However, they make more money off the software licenses, so you'd think that a small price would help attract folks to their market.

      Now in our house, the xbox is our 'junior' media center: The kids have music loaded into it, and watch DVD's on it, they're just begging for a bigger screen to do it all on (only 19" -- I'm a bad dad, but then again, my TV's only 27").

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  14. Well, ask yourself this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't all TV sets come with built-in radios, DVD players, game console, calculator, web browser, home power regulators (you know, to turn your lights, heating and other things on and off), CD player, etc, etc???

    1. Re:Well, ask yourself this.... by mailtomomo · · Score: 0

      it all does : we call it "house".

    2. Re:Well, ask yourself this.... by Master+Rux · · Score: 1

      That's about what my laptop does. minus the home regulatos, but I just haven't gotten around to it.

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  15. Well after a bad xbox mod or two... by FerretFrottage · · Score: 2, Funny
    I can say they they will make toast.

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  16. there might not be anything wrong with the PSX by Frac · · Score: 1

    Let's face it, the PS2 has been out for how many years now? and Japan, of all markets, is definitely saturated with PS2s.

    If you already have a PS2, and you're in the market for a PVR, would you:

    * buy a PVR that has another PS2 in it, therefore paying an unnecessary premium,

    or

    * buy just a PVR at a lower cost?

  17. Sex + Gaming by teiresias · · Score: 2, Funny

    as soon as you can converge (real life) sex and gaming than you have a convergence I'll buy.

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    1. Re:Sex + Gaming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Interesting market there.... seems Nevada (with both a big gaming industry and a legal sex industry) should take note of this.

      All you unemployed guys looking for a startup opportunity.... here's an idea for you.

    2. Re:Sex + Gaming by sp00 · · Score: 2, Funny

      would they call that the "sex-top-box"?

    3. Re:Sex + Gaming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posted anon because I like to keep my sexlife somewhat private.

      Pick up the game "Rez" and a "trance vibrator" (ps2)

      Its lots of fun to play a game thats visually and aurally exciting, and at the same time use it to help get your s/o off.

      Unfortunatly, the vibrator is pretty weak, even by sextoy standards. But its still a lot of fun, and it fulfills your criteria.

      google for examples, of course.

    4. Re:Sex + Gaming by LynchMan · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the sex-bottom-box too!

    5. Re:Sex + Gaming by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      What, like sex dice?

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  18. Yes, convergence is good by Nos. · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But don't try to do it all with hardware.

    Imagine a device that I can plug into my TV. It will play DVDs, it will take my CD's, convert them to MP3s (autmatcially putting in track names and authors), it will allow internet surfing (yes, a TV isn't as good as a monitor), PVR, game playing, paying bills online, etc. it will handle VOIP (with built in message manage), IM, home automation, home security, water the lawn when it needs it, etc.

    Sounds nice, I'd buy one. Oh wait I have one, its called a computer. None of the things I mentioned above are new. Rolling all of these features into one device is going to take forever. However, build a nice fanless computer. Make it a DVD player and have some basic MP3 functionality. Release. Do a software update to allow web surfing. Do a software update to do home automation (thermostat, time lights, etc). Do a software update to ... you get the picture. The thing is, this can all be done today, nothing is new. But trying to build it all at once is the wrong way to go at it. Start slow, release often. Sure most of us on slashdot aren't going to be the target market, but our families, friends, and other non-techno people are.

    1. Re:Yes, convergence is good by User+956 · · Score: 3, Informative

      But don't try to do it all with hardware. Imagine a device that I can plug into my TV. It will play DVDs, it will take my CD's, convert them to MP3s (autmatcially putting in track names and authors), it will allow internet surfing (yes, a TV isn't as good as a monitor), PVR, game playing, paying bills online, etc. it will handle VOIP (with built in message manage), IM...

      The sad thing is, you can already do all of those things with a modded xbox. And what's even sadder is, it'll cost you under 200 bucks.

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      The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
    2. Re:Yes, convergence is good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I just bought a Sony R-series that does all that. It handles convergence fairly well, is pretty quiet, and comes with a remote control that lets you do most anything. Only problems are 1) It is really pricey. 2) I am now locked into XP Media Center edition, with little hope of finding Linux drivers for all the features in this box.

    3. Re:Yes, convergence is good by payndz · · Score: 1

      What the computer industry needs is a machine that can do everything a PC can do now, but do it from the couch via a remote. Hmm. Now, do I invest in voice-recognition software or those one-handed keyboard systems? Or just pizza companies with online ordering services?

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      You must think in Russian.
    4. Re:Yes, convergence is good by goodydot · · Score: 1

      "Start slow, release often" That about sums up my sex life.

  19. Nothing New by Nexzus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I remember the 3D0 and the CD-i being touted as all in one devices, and they failed miserably. Panasonic and Phillips seem to forgot that it is - and I hate to point out the obvious - all about the games. Being able to play movies, or record TV shows should just be a bonus, not the focus of a console.

    Plus, I would rather have devices that performed one function, and did them well, than one device that could do several things rather poorly. The PS2 is a great game playing machine, but makes a lousy DVD player.

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    1. Re:Nothing New by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how is this insightful.

      why cant a company come up with an all in one where each feature works well.

      its not that unrealistic.

      if they can make one device do it well, they can build that into something else.

  20. I don't care. by Bryan_W · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    As long as it can make toast and run NetBSD I'm happy :)

  21. Next Week: New Game Consoles Only Play Games by neilb78 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Next Week: New Game Consoles Only Play Games

    Next they'll release deticated devices for each feature and call it innovation.

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  22. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOfuckingL...

  23. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    [I]t seems like a lot of consumers aren't worried about the bells and whistles, yet they keep throwing them at us.

    The nice thing about a market economy and competition is that these things sort themselves out. Unless you work for Sony or Nintendo, who cares? Let Microsoft eat their lunch, just like they taught a lesson to everyone else with lousy judgment.

  24. "underwhelming response" by User+956 · · Score: 5, Informative

    maybe there was an "underwhelming response" because they were charging an arm and a leg for the fricking thing.

    Tivo = $99.

    PS2 = $150.

    Tivo + PS2 = $900?

    what kind of math is that?

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    1. Re:"underwhelming response" by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      It's a niche product, and will never see "overwhelming sales".

      The math shouldnt be:

      PS2 + TiVo + DVD-R >= PSX

      But it should be:

      PS2 + TiVo + DVD-R + Fits the elegant design of my half million dollar game room >= PSX

      You buy this because you only want one box next to the TV, and money isn't a concern.

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    2. Re:"underwhelming response" by Ass,+Ltd.+Ho! · · Score: 1, Interesting
      PS2 + TiVo + DVD-R + Fits the elegant design of my half million dollar game room >= PSX

      Have you ever seen a half million dollar game room? When you spend that kind of money, you have serious system designers, serious installers, and serious hardware. You have a $2500 Arcam FMJ DVD player, or an $8000 Carousel. You don't use your Playstation for a DVD player. Have you ever compared PS2-as-DVD player to even a $200 DVD player? I know the live-in-mom's-basement slashdot crowd thinks their PS2 connected to the RF input of their VCR displayed in fluctuating brightness Macrovision glory on their 27" Apex TV is the be-all-end-all of consumer electronics, but trust me-- it gets better than that. And the guy designing and installing a half-million dollar game room/entertainment space knows this, and will collect for himself the high margins associated with $2500 DVD players and all the necessary extra cabling. With that budget, everything can be hidden away effectively too, if that is what is desired.

      I'd say that the PSX will be installed for shits and giggles in half-million-dollar-entertainment-room guy's bedroom, maybe.

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    3. Re:"underwhelming response" by HillBilly · · Score: 1

      Talk to NASA or Haliburton. They are the experts.

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    4. Re:"underwhelming response" by mausmalone · · Score: 1

      At least NASA will get you to the moon and back. Halliburton will just charge you to sell your own oil back to you.

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    5. Re:"underwhelming response" by User+956 · · Score: 1

      I tried talking to Halliburton. I got a letter back that said:

      Thanks for all the money, sorry about your kids!

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    6. Re:"underwhelming response" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's something you all may not have thought of regarding the PSX (ie, PS2 + Tivo)... Now we all know this is a loser product from a financial point of view for Sony, they know it to.

      However, what if they are using this product to write off the cost of developing a DVR/Tivo system.

      That way when the PS3 comes out with the very same DVR technology... the huge loss from developing DVR technology will be written off on a loser product that noone expected to do well and the cost / revenue for the PS3 will look a whole lot better, which is important when considering the "success" of a console.

      I have no inside information about whether the PS3 will have a DVR, but the moves that sony have made with the PSX seem to suggest it to me.

    7. Re:"underwhelming response" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taking things a bit literally, aren't we?

  25. what if... by enrico_suave · · Score: 1, Funny

    What if pacman could eat the commercials on your DVR... ?

    e.

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    1. Re:what if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if you could use the Doom engine as the system adminstration interface on your computer? Sure makes killing processes a lot more fun! (Yes, I know, it has been done... now I'm waiting for somebody to modify the Doom3 engine to let me rip MP3s...)

  26. Good in some areas by spazoidspam · · Score: 1

    Convergence is great in some areas, but not so great in others. PSX - why? I have a ps2, I have a DVD player. If I wanted to record TV, I would buy a TiVo. It costs much less then buying all the equipment rolled into 1 package, and also it means its harder to upgrade. Mobile Phone - good idea! I like having tons of stuff rolled into my phone, because it goes with me wherever I go. Convergance is a good idea for mobile devices because consumers dont like to take lots of stuff with them. Its a bad idea for home use because consumeres dont mind having 5 different devices at home.

  27. Hell No! by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    > Should Game Consoles Make Breakfast, Too?

    Hell, no! That's what cell phones are for!

  28. Sigh.. No, and this isn't news by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The "set-top box" is a white elephant. Not just because of technical hurdles, but the very fact that people don't want it.

    I have a seperate DVD player and XBox. The fact that the XBox can play DVDs didn't stop me from getting the DVD player. Why? Because I want to watch a movie upstairs while my kids play Soul Calibur II. Simple, huh? Why should I buy two $500 devices when a $40 DVD player and $120 Xbox do what I need?

    And hey, when my XBox breaks, I can still watch DVDs, play CDs, pay my bills online, keep my milk cold and fresh, and make delicious toaster pastries.

    All-in-one devices are single points of failure.

    Not to mention the "jack of all trades, master of none" angle. Sure the XBox can play DVDs. But not in 640p (ok after modding and hacking it can). Even a $40 DVD player has progressive scan these days. It's a specific example, but of a general trend.

    Just like instead of a reliable phone with good battery life, manufacturers think we "really want" is a shitty phone, grainy camera, buggy PDA, and laughingly unplayable games.

    Hell, a clie is small enough that I can duct-tape it to the phone myself, if that's what I need.

    I can see niche markets for some of this convergance stuff. The rich guy who did a 100,000 dollar remodel of his living room, and an a/v rack with room for a DVD player, TiVo and PS2 just aren't in the budget. Fine, he can pay the premium.

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    1. Re:Sigh.. No, and this isn't news by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The problem with general purpose set-top boxes is not that people don't want them, it's that they want to be able to see what the fuck they are doing and you can't accomplish this on current televisions unless you have full-HD resolution (ok slight exaggeration maybe) because web pages are now designed typically for 800x600 or 1024x768. You need 1080p before it's going to look halfway decent.

      On the other hand all in one media players are clearly desirable. My DVD player not only plays DVDs, but also VCD, SVCD, CDDA, MP3, WMA, and displays JPEGs to boot. There's no need for it to do anything but play DVDs, right?

      A hacked Xbox becomes very attractive at $130 when you consider that with XBMC (1.0.0 just came out) it plays all of those things plus DivX, XviD, Real (pretty well), Quicktime (sometimes, but show me a DVD player that plays Qts), and all kinds of antiquated codecs, supports multiple container formats including AVI, OGM, and MKV, supports many compressed and uncompressed audio formats, plays shoutcast streams via the provided 10/100 ethernet when attached to a decent internet connection like anything typically considered broadband, lets me check the weather forecast by the same means... And this is just with one application. Oh yeah, and it plays Xbox games too, but let's just forget it even does that. All of this comes at a $130 price point for basic functionality, or $170 with decent video output and a remote.

      If you could drop $200 on a commercial media player that did all that, they'd sell like crazy. I can play content on my SMB network, or from anything that I can get one of the network clients running on, which includes Windows and anything Unixlike, meaning pretty much everything. (Windows is of course supported by SMB but that could be considered overkill.)

      People want convergence, but they want convergence that makes sense. A cellphone/pda/music player/gps makes sense to me. A device that plays basically all media makes sense to me. If you combined the Xbox with a toaster, that wouldn't make sense - although controlling X10 from it, which you could definitely do with little work, DOES make sense, so you can turn the toaster on :)

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  29. Question by cubicledrone · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Must there be an "overwhelming" response to any product in order to consider it a success? Why does every movie have to be Spider-Man? Why does every game console have to be a PlayStation? Why does every book have to be Harry Potter?

    Business would be a lot better if management would stop looking for the ultimate money grab and spend more time on the quality of their products and the non-monetary value of their business.

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    1. Re:Question by RealErmine · · Score: 1

      Must there be an "overwhelming" response to any product in order to consider it a success? Why does every movie have to be Spider-Man? Why does every game console have to be a PlayStation? Why does every book have to be Harry Potter?

      I also subscribe to the "Special Class" system of product marketing. Everybody's a winner! Yay!

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    2. Re:Question by garcia · · Score: 1

      Must there be an "overwhelming" response to any product in order to consider it a success? Why does every movie have to be Spider-Man? Why does every game console have to be a PlayStation? Why does every book have to be Harry Potter?

      Instant gratification for everything except the movies.

      Many, many, movies suck fucking ass and the MPAA complains about how piracy is the reason that their money is slipping down the drain. Perhaps if they weren't so cocky about their work and they made better shit instead of complaining about outside forces when their products suck they would also be in the instant gratification category.

    3. Re:Question by cmburns69 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I suspect that by "underwhelming" they meant they couldn't sell enough to cover their costs.

      Products and services can thrive without being the biggest or best. But that will always be the goal, because the returns are almost always greater.

      Killing a project that costs more than it's worth is good business. For the most part, Sony devices perform their primary function very well. Their TV's are great for watching TV, their consoles are extremely fun, their cameras take good pictures.

      A company as big as Sony doesn't get where it is without having business smarts.

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    4. Re:Question by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      It is not just management. How many times do you hear people talking about how Apple is dying. Apple has a better share of the computer market than Ferrari has of the car market, and yet people don't shun Ferrari because they are a small slice of the available options.

      Look into Troma for an interesting, intelligent take on the issue. No, really. Troma may put out some godawful cheap crap, but Lloyd Kaufman, the founder and president, really has a very well positioned view on the movie industry. He's brought such things as the work of Studio Ghibli to America (with My Neighbor Totoro). A couple years later, Disney was releasing their stuff to critical acclaim. In interviews, he's either over the top goofy (fitting the image of schlock-splatterfest Troma) or insightful.

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    5. Re:Question by Epistax · · Score: 1

      A) Investors are stupid
      B) Businesses are stupid for being run by investors

      That's really all there is to it. Without the investors a company can stand on its own merit and not owe anything to anyone but its employees and customers. Advertising turns your customers into products. Investing turns yourself into a product. We're reduced to becoming products who buy products from products. No one is actually making anything anymore!

    6. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does every operating system have to be Linux?

    7. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well ... in the case of movies and game consoles, because the cost of making them is going up, but the retail cost isn't going up at the same rate, so they all have to be blockbusters. Sooner or later the economists who work at these companies will figure out that they're all in an arms race that no-one can win, and one day there will be a Gorbachev to help sort it all out (and a Reagan to tell him to go screw himself).

      But books ... books don't cost more to write now than they did before, which is why every book does not have to be a Harry Potter, and why you can walk into any bookshop and see hundreds of thousands of different titles - most of which you'll wonder "who the hell would read that?" :-)

  30. Your Chocolate's In My Peanut Butter! by blueZhift · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The idea of a do it all box is intriguing, but I'm still more inclined to want to keep these things separate. For one thing, if I want to take my gaming console to a friends house, it won't mean ripping out the heart of my home entertainment system. Also, when one thing breaks, it won't mean losing it all. On the other hand, with a good design and price point I might be inclined to buy both a dedicated unit as well as a combined unit. Perhaps the best bet is to take a component system approach which will give the consumer the choice of building the system the way the way he/she wants to.

    As for bringing PCs into the picture, I think Apple may be on the right track with their Airport networking which allows streaming of music from your computer to your stereo system. I like that because it keeps the computer in the office where I want it. So I like the idea of various devices being able to work together without having to be in the same box. Unfortunately, I can see entertainment industry's paranoia getting in the way of these efforts since they are so worried about people pirating music and movies.

  31. Pffffft!! by davmoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm sick of convergence. Any device that does several functions usually only does them "okay". It does not of them "excellent".

    I'm tired of manufacturers shoving convergence down my throat. For example, I want a cellphone that does one thing...gives me excellent performance as a phone. I don't give a damn about it being a camera, I have cameras for that. I don't give a rat's ass if it can function as a PDA, I have a PDA for that. I just want it to be a phone, and be a damned good one. Not a piss-poor phone/PDA/camera/kitchen sink.

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    1. Re:Pffffft!! by RTPMatt · · Score: 1

      I think people may have learned that when you cram more stuff into 1 box, that means that box just has more stuff that can break. I dont want to buy a $600 PVR/DVC/XBOX/Waffle iron, when i know there is a good chance one (or more) of those will break, and i will have to send it away to be fixed at some outrageous cost and time, or shell out another $600.

    2. Re:Pffffft!! by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      That's why I got an LG VX3100
      It works, it makes calls, and has the bare minimum of other crap included with it. 2 games, and that's about it.

    3. Re:Pffffft!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I'm sick of convergence. Any device that does several functions usually only does them "okay". It does not of them "excellent".

      You're most likely posting from a "convergence device" that does several functions right now ...

    4. Re:Pffffft!! by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1

      Most of the "free" phones cell providers offer to new customers are just basic phones.

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    5. Re:Pffffft!! by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Well, maybe you enjoy carrying a separate cellular phone (make that two, actually--one for GSM and another for TDMA), pager, PDA, camera, MP3 player, calculator, stopwatch, and handheld videogame all around everywhere, but I'd much rather carry one device that does it all.

      No, we're not at the point where all of those functions can be adequately performed by a single device YET, but we're getting closer.

      No one's forcing convergence on you. If you don't want an address book in your mobile phone, just don't use the address book -- it's not like they were going to offer a model without the address book for $20 less anyway. It's basically no-cost.

      Or, buy a deprecated handset model on closeout -- almost every phone manufactured in the past 5 years is still supported by the carrier networks, and you can get an entire case of no-frills phones dirt cheap. Problem is, you'll miss out on all the other advances in technology the hardware guys came up with while integrating cameras and IR ports in the handsets -- things like improved reception quality, longer talk time...

    6. Re:Pffffft!! by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Then there are the poor fools like me, who carry nothing around with them. Actually, I carry the standard pocket watch (winding, no extra features), but that is about it for gadgets invented in the last 200 years. I seem to get along in life just fine, perhaps its just the fact that I'm not a stimulous junky, I really don't need to be talking to people in my spare (transit, lunch, breaks) time, I have a good enough brain to keep myself amused without needing a videogame everywhere, a pocket watch is great for timing things roughly, I don't need a constant security blanket of noise to protect me from the real world, and humming seems to work just fine.

      Perhaps if some genious invented the analog-watch/pocket knife/zippo device (with BLUETOOTH!), then my life would be much easier...

      Yeah, I got a PDA sitting around somewhere, it is a decent address book, and nice for writing down ideas on, sometimes I even throw it in my backpack, and then realize its there 2 weeks later. Perhaps it wasn't a good replacement for the little notebook in my back pocket.

      None of this crap is needed (unless your an oncall workslave), it is just more needless distractions. I might someday buy a cellphone (most of my calls are long distance), but I have the feeling it would either languish in my car, or just sit there on my coffee table. I have no one I have to talk to bad enough to risk my life driving, or distract myself from my usual spare time omphalical meditations.

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  32. Redesign??????? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " give them time to redesign the device to better suit Western consumer tastes."

    WTH is that supposed to mean????

    1. Re:Redesign??????? by Sophrosyne · · Score: 1

      If you've ever seen an old Cadillac- or perhaps a Hummer, you will understand.

  33. if convergance is not desired.... why then by enrico_suave · · Score: 1, Interesting

    if convergance is not desired.... why then do people mod x-boxes and add all sorts of cool functionality (like media centers, file shares, web browsers, etc etc etc)?

    *Shrug*

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    1. Re:if convergance is not desired.... why then by ribond · · Score: 0
      if convergance is not desired.... why then do people mod x-boxes and add all sorts of cool functionality (like media centers, file shares, web browsers, etc etc etc)?
      "people" don't. "Slashdot readers" do. :) Best not to get the demographics confused.

      I don't want convergence because I cant' afford it -- the same basic idea decides each of my technology purchases... What's the cheapest handheld game system? Nintendo GBA-- What's the (projected) cheapest next-gen handheld? Nintendo DS...

      The PS? is cool, I just can't afford that much functionality. :)

  34. re: convergence by phyruxus · · Score: 1
    Presuming that convergence is market driven and will therefore happen anyway, I could ask "which would you rather have make your breakfast: PC, console, cell-phone, girlfriend?"

    I'd rather have my PC make my breakfast, 'cuz I often eat things other people think are wierd so I'd like to be able to alter the spice to taste. I just know my cellphone would get hammered with telemarketers spewing sauteed spam. And I don't want to depend on an s/o to make me breakfast-- I'm hungry everyday, not once every 25 years.

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  35. Convergence bothers me. by Agent+Green · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And not only that, convergence takes away choices...kinda like those all-in-one stereo pieces of shit.

    If the CD player in one of those dies, you may as well throw the whole thing out, since it's made so cheap that the repair cost isn't worth the effort. This goes for almost any multifunction device.

    I like my PS2...and I also like my TiVo, but when the time to upgrade to HDTV comes along, I'm really only going to want the new PVR/tuner. Even if I like the Sony PVR, what happens to the X-Box or Nintendo fan? They simply get junk they don't need and had to pay for.

    I don't want to replace an entire system when a subset of that system either breaks, or I want to upgrade.

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  36. Would like you like some toast? by pappy97 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Some hot buttery toast?

    How about a bagel?

    Okay, I'll get those Belgian Waffles ready. With Halo 3 on the side.

    - Talkie Toaster

    1. Re:Would like you like some toast? by pappy97 · · Score: 1

      Uhhh...what's with the offtopic score? This is a joke based on the topic and a "Red Dwarf" joke...geez, lighten up people...

  37. Never got into the whole console thing by IronChefMorimoto · · Score: 2, Funny

    I never got into the whole console gaming thing. I found using both my hands to move/shoot in a first-person shooter was too much of a shift from having my hands separated by a keyboard and mouse.

    Then there's the issue with porn. I can't get it from a console. And even if I could get it from a console system, I'd not want to bring my hands together to manipulate the experience.

    With a computer and porn, I have one hand on my cock and one hand on the mouse clicking interactive nipples and dragging those Macromedia Shockwave dildos around.

    It would just be too weird to hit UP-UP-A-B-LEFT-RIGHT-TRIANGLE-START while also getting my jerk on. Much too much going on there all near by groin. Not to mention the rumble pack option that causes the ol' premature ejaculation.

    My dirty and completely bullshit 2 cents.

    IronChefMorimoto

    1. Re:Never got into the whole console thing by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 1

      I am never touching any of your consoles or computer hardware....

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  38. Well, the PSX would have a lot more appeal... by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 2, Interesting

    if it was priced lower than US$600 (last I heard). I really love the device and would scoop one up in a second if I couldn't go out and buy a computer to do all the same things for less than the cost of the PSX.

    I think Microsoft learned this lesson the hard way; offering too many unused features at too high a price. They seem to be steering the Xbox successor to more profitable waters, and maintaining the core focus on performance.

    On top of it all, I think is Sony is trying to milk the PS2 market for all it's worth with the price of a PS2 around $149.99, four years later.

    Just my 2 cents.

  39. What I'd actually like to see.... by dmayle · · Score: 1

    What I'd like to see, would be devices that knew how to talk to each other, whereby I can get an all in one device, or the seperate systems, and it wouldn't make any difference. I personally imagine all of this on Gigabit, and talking with something similar to Apple's Zeroconf (used to be called rendezvous, but I'm pretty sure it's got a new name now). Imagine a TV that advertised that it could accept audio or video streams, a DVD player that offered out video, a stereo that offered audio streams, speakers that would accept audio input, a wifi remote control that could find all of these devices and now wouldn't need a 8 year old child to program it ;) It's definitely doable, I just don't think it's in the interests of the electronics manufacturers to go there yet...

    1. Re:What I'd actually like to see.... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      If there could be something like bluetooth with super high bandwidth, I'm sure it's possible.

      Something like devices transmit their capabilities as well as data. All encrypted (so you can't watch your neighbours home videos). Just switch on your device and maybe pop in a card to give it the "transmit" code. Then, all your devices get informed of a new device in the ring.

  40. So quiet you can hear the eggs crackle by tezza · · Score: 1
    Turn it on its side, and crank Doom 3 up to 1600x1200 and you'd definitely have fried eggs on the Hush PC

    Could be hard to get off those fin shaped cooking plates though.

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  41. Nintendo has it right. by bludstone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They have stated, many times, that they build systems to play games, and thats IT.

    Good games.

    Good, high quality, fun, games with recognizable characters.

    People line up for the next "mario" game because the last 20 have been fantastic. It sells systems, and has a great track record.

    I mean, have you played windwaker? Its a friggin work of art!

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  42. Nintendo GameToaster! by rmccann · · Score: 1

    From the company that gave us connectivity comes the Nintendo GameToaster. Hook this baby up to your Nintendo GameCube and you'll be able to make toast while playing games. It doesn't really much have to do with games, but hey, everybody likes toast, right? So pre-order your GameToaster now, and prepare to get toastin'!*.

    * = Sliced bread sold separately. Please use only Nintendo-certified bread with your Nintendo GameToaster product. Using uncertified third-party bread can cause loss of bread (crumbs), incompatibility with butter or in some cases burned toast.

  43. Eat my breakfast. by Aerog · · Score: 1

    I'm down with convergence if they could get my game system to make juice.

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  44. Just 3 buttons please! by gathas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One of the big reasons I ended up buying my kids a Gamecube is that these console systems are very easy to use. I toyed with the idea of getting the kids to use a pc for games, but that meant me spending lots of time installing games, teaching them how to start them, changing screen resolutions, etc. Game compatibility was also a big issue. With the Gamecube (other consoles are them same), all they need to know is power, eject and reset (heck they don't even need the last one). All the gamecube games we buy will work immediately, even if Dad is there. If this device was also a web browser, toaster, etc. I would have one more machine to be sys admin for.

  45. Is the idea of 'convergence' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Is the idea of 'convergence'"

    of course makes sence only for personal devices,
    the ones used by one person only, like cell phones or PDA (integration started there already)

  46. With an Athlon XP... by red_dragon · · Score: 1

    A breakfast-making game console would've been a real possibility had Microsoft used an Athlon XP instead of a Pentium III. Why, you can cook eggs on them!

    I'm gonna go hide now...

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  47. "yea for PC" says the microsoft employee by DeusExMalex · · Score: 1
    "The way we look at it, we definitely see the PC as the hub for digital entertainment in the home," he said. "It's got the powerful processor; it's got the big hard drive; it's where the music gets downloaded and the content gets stored...PCs are definitely where innovation happens at the most rapid clip."

    says the microsoft guy... i'll give you two guesses why microsoft isn't cramming xbox w/ hordes of extra multimedia stuff. here's a hint - they dominate the PC market! why give people one machine that does everything you want/need when you can give them two or three for 4 - 5 times the cost, with all revenue going to the same company?

  48. The ultimate convergence device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is the one most of you are typing on right now. A modern PC stores and plays high quality movies, music, games, displays photo's. It can even be used to create music, documents of all kinds, games, edit movies, access the internet, communicate, keep you organized and lots of other stuff I forgot. And it even does most of these things pretty well. Just because some big companies tried and failed to make their "convergence device" work does not mean the whole concept is flawed.

  49. convergance by 5m477m4n · · Score: 1

    One problem with convergance, if it breaks, you loose your coffee maker, toaster, game player, dvd player instead of just loosing your atari, ahh the good 'ole days.

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  50. Convergence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd be happy if they would just make a single remote control that would operate my TV and all my stereo components well enough that I wouldn't need the individual remotes. When they can do that, they will be ready to tackle convergence.

  51. I am 100% for total convergence! by lu004202 · · Score: 0

    I want my dick and your ass to totally converge!

  52. PC = multifunction. Most else, single function by iamlucky13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Beyond the clock radio, what's ever worked better from putting two different functions together?" (from the article)

    I prefer a regular alarm clock and a seperate radio with better sound, so even that one doesn't fly.

    Sure I like doing lot's of things on my PC, but when I make a phone call, I like to do it from a telephone. When I fix my car, I like ordinary ratchets with regular sockets (sorry Bob Vila, no pocket socket). When I want a fork or a spoon, I do not want a spork. The Mega-Gadget 2000 may look cool, but using any one feature is far more cumbersome than using the individual tools it replaced, and if it breaks, I no longer have my whatcha-ma-callit, my doo-hickey, or my whirli-bob. Plus, if I buy a PSX, I still can't play Halo.

  53. Why Converge? by ronfar · · Score: 0, Redundant
    The thing about convergance is that it has never been pushed or pursued by the average consumer. Think of the wildly successful (note sarcasm) 3DO or SegaCD, two early experiments in digital convergance.

    So why has it been pursued? Simple, because it is believed that the first company to create a "digital hub" that is widely accepted by most consumers will have tremendous leverage. Sony entered the video game industry with the specific dream of creating this "digital hub," a device that would handle all entertainment and information needs.

    Microsoft entered the videogame business because they feared Sony might succeed, and might create an information appliance that would replace the personal computer for the average user.

    Imagine if 90% of DVD Players, "WebTVs", DVRs, and CD Players and game machines were represented by a single device, call it the Sony Playstation X (you also need to imagine that the most popular way to do common tasks currently done on PC were done on this device). Well, all the manufacturers of DVDs and CDs, and all the producers of content for the Web and TV would be beholden to Sony. We all know the way Microsoft in the past has added things to their OS to wreak havoc with their competition, and because they were a semi-monopoly, all anyone could do was complain and try litigation. It's because Microsoft understands this so well that they decided to pour money into the XBOX, and why there will be an XBOX II even though XBOX hasn't been a big success.

    Look at Sony, they are great believers in locking out content if they don't want it on their systems. They've learned quite a bit from dealing with mod chipping and have had great success getting their Digital Millenium Copyright Act enacted into US Federal Law. If they succeed, they will have unprecedented power over information.

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  54. Probably the only successful modern all-in-one by multiplexo · · Score: 2, Interesting
    device is a modern stereo or home theatre receiver. Sure, if you're a dedicated gearhead you can buy a separate tuner, pre-amplifier and amplifier (if you're really dedicated you'll have an amplifier for each channel and if you're insanely dedicated you'll have an outboard D/A converter for your CD player and an outboard phono preamp if you have a turntable) but for the most part modern receivers are fairly well designed and do what people want them to do, switch components, process signals, make things louder and let you listen to the radio (which is unfortunately an afterthought as a lot of the tuners in modern home theatre receivers are crap). Part of this synergy is due to the fact that a receiver doesn't have a lot in the way of moving parts (with the obvious exception of switches, knobs and the like) so, with solid state components being as durable as they are there's not a lot to break down, and if something does break you're probably better off just replacing the whole unit. Once you add some moving parts to the mix (such as receivers with built in CD/DVD players) you've changed the dynamic as it's possible to have the really annoying failure mode of having the CD/DVD player go tits up while the rest of the system keeps working.

    As a purist I'd rather that my Denon home theatre receiver didn't have an AM/FM tuner in it, because the tuner section is crap and because I don't listen to radio on my home theatre system, but I don't have to use the tuner, I could even put an outboard tuner in if I wanted to, so it does no harm except to my aesthetic sense.

    Manufacturers of all-in-one devices would do well to ask themselves if jamming all of these devices into one box achieves any kind of synergy that makes the sum greater than the parts. Even when there are natural synergies that are inherent to the hardware, such as the ability of the X-box and PS/2 to play DVDs, you may still find that users don't find this useful, as evidenced by the number of people I know who own both an X-box and a DVD player or a PS/2 and a DVD player.

    Of course it might be nice if software developers would ask the same question. Do users really need an office suite that does all of the useless crap that MS Office or Star Office does? Or would users be better served if developers looked for natural synergies in software products?

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    1. Re:Probably the only successful modern all-in-one by Uncle+Jimmy · · Score: 1

      A receiver does one thing really:
      - Route signals through an amplifier and optionally a DSP

      They are generally useless without external components (unless you only want to listen to the radio, and for that you need speakers or headphones anyway).

      Not exactly an all-in-one device.

      Maybe parts of this used to be considered separate, but as long as its function can be described in one simple sentence, I don't consider it an all-in-one device.

      Consider a game console like the PS2:
      - Allows you to play games, and other compatible media

      Compared with:
      - Allows you to play games, other compatible media, records television for later playback and makes breakfast until half past four

      What exactly is it for?

  55. Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You can't bend a Game Console over the breakfast table without seriously imparing the amount of fun you can have with it.

  56. Give them a reason to! by gosand · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Uh, yeah they do. Been working great since 97.[snip] I have no clue when it became so fucking fashionable to complain about cell phones here. There are a lot of people these days that don't even have a landline because their cell phone handles the job just fine. So spare us al the "basic voice features" karma-whoring line. Every single story that mentions cell phones has one of these comments modded up, even though it's so obviously wrong.

    Complain about something legitimate, and you are trying to be fashionable? Wow. I guess I have been fashionable since 2000. That is when I ditched my cellphone because it was a pointless cost. It is a sheer convenience that people have treated like a necessity. I had the first StarTac that Motorola produced, back in 96 I think. It was analog. Phones today give no better call quality than that phone did then. Once I realized that "digital" was no better than analog, I got rid of it. My wife and I have a pre-paid phone for emergency use only, and spend about $10 a month on it. We rarely use it, it simply isn't necessary. I don't know where you live, but I live near Chicago, and call quality sucks here. I get sick of hearing people yelling "Hello? Hello?" into their phones, or worse yet see people driving and trying to figure out if the call got dropped or not. And Nextel has their cool 2-way service, but I have never been able to understand what anyone is saying using that.

    Don't believe the hype, you don't need a cellphone.

    To answer the question of "Why do they keep making and selling crappy features instead of improving call quality", I have to ask: "Why do you have a cell phone? Have you given them a reason to improve call quality?" If you own a phone now, and keep signing contracts every year or two, then you are showing them that it doesn't MATTER if call quality sucks, people will still sign on the dotted line.

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    1. Re:Give them a reason to! by dykofone · · Score: 1
      I agree that cell phones are for the most part a "created" necessity, but I've ended up relying on mine. I travel a lot as a student doing internships, so having a phone that works from anywhere in the country and has no long distance charges really works out great for me. I don't have a land line, so cell phones are the cheapest and most practical way for me to stay connected. Regardless, I never carry my phone with me, and either leave it in the car or at home

      Believe me, I've tried and tried to get rid of my cell phone, but the only other service that comes close to offering what I want is VoIP, and it's not quite as robust as I want yet.

    2. Re:Give them a reason to! by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Actually, my cell phone quality's just fine.

      It's my phone that sucks.

    3. Re:Give them a reason to! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "To answer the question of "Why do they keep making and selling crappy features instead of improving call quality","

      The answer is: there is not much to improve. Call quality of the GSM phones has been quite good for about a decade. If you have problem with the quality, blame service provider, not a phone manufacturer.

    4. Re:Give them a reason to! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen. I take a lot of crap for not having one but I'm saving $500(?)plus a year. Of course they are usefull to some, just not everyone. (listen in on some of those deadly important calls next time you are at the mall)

      Much like some windows users seem to just accept "incidents", many cell users seem to think they have good quality. Check out any talk radio show and count how many calls have the host dump the call for some cell phone quality issue. If you need one great, but quit telling yourself it's better quality than land-to-land line because it's just not even close. (yes that's a over generalization)

      Wouldn't it be funny if these are the same people who demand ogg!

    5. Re:Give them a reason to! by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      Ok, why are their no quality providers in northwest indiana. I have friends on all of them and I have yet to get in a single conversation without a dropped call or a "what, what, your breaking up". I refuse to get a cell phone until I can have a 10 minute phone converstation with one of my friends without calling them back from a disconnect.

    6. Re:Give them a reason to! by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      " If you own a phone now, and keep signing contracts every year or two, then you are showing them that it doesn't MATTER if call quality sucks, people will still sign on the dotted line."

      Or maybe you're showing them that the call quality is acceptable. Not everybody has a bad story to tell, obviously.

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      "Derp de derp."
    7. Re:Give them a reason to! by bigman2003 · · Score: 1

      On the other hand...

      I live in a fairly podunk town in California (which is near a few non-podunk towns) and I get excellent cell-phone coverage everywhere I go. I can go out hiking, and I'll look down at my phone (use it as a timepiece too...is that un-necessary convergence?) and I'll have 4 bars on my reception indicator. Sometimes I look around and wonder "why the hell am I getting reception out here? Why did they even bother?" In fact, I was on a conference call two days ago, and two of the people out of the 5 were on their cell phones (not me). Over the course of an hour-long conversation there was not a single dropped call, broken word, noise, etc. etc. Admittedly, both guys were fairly stationary, and both outdoors.

      About the only time I don't get good coverage, is when I am INSIDE some large building.

      So my guess is that the technology is not to blame, but the providers in your area do not see a profit-motive to improve the service.

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  57. Don't always want converenge by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

    I mean if I'm playing "insert fav console game here", and want to record "insert show to be tivo'ed here" while my kids watch "insert lame kid program...dammit they need more Tom and Jerry...I digress", all within the comfort of my living room in split screen format on the big screen, you probably don't want converge unless it can do all of the above at the same time. With a separate console, "tivo" type box, and STB or dvd player, you can do all the above the same time. Will the PS3 or XBox 2 let you do all that?

    Additionally, once the damn thing breaks, you're out all those devices. If the dvd player breaks, I buy a new dvd player, likewise for the console and various STBs.

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    "Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."
  58. Because we already have one? by dafz1 · · Score: 1

    The reason people aren't running out to buy one is because everyone who is going to buy a PS2 either has one, or is still waiting for it to be $99. The PSX has no new features that improve on the PS2's gaming ability. It just has a DVR(which, again, people who are going to have a DVR already do).

    I'm for all-in-one units, as long as they don't cost a fortune. Here's what I would want in one.

    1. DVD playback
    2. CD playback
    3. Convert DVDs, when inserted, to DivX and store on hard drive.
    4. Convert CDs to (insert favorite codec)
    5. TV/HDTV tuner(w/DVR ability)
    6. Gaming Console
    7. Optional DirectTV/Dish tuner(also DVR ability)
    8. Photo ability(plug in camera, auto imports images)
    9. Network Server to stream all media, plus connect to machines to get media
    10. Web Browser/Email clients
    12. Most important - a GUI that a four year old can work. Nothing that scares my parents from using it and being left to sit unused. If a movie DVD is put in, it acts just like any other DVD player.
    13. Priced around $500 - 600.

    I know, I could build one myself, thought not for the $500. Most people, including me, would rather have a "come home, plug in, and run" machine like a game console.

    1. Re:Because we already have one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you're describing is basically a PC with some extra things like a TV tuner card minus word processing capabilities. This could be accomplished for under $600. It could also be made to use a television as a display and be a standalone thing that looks much like a gaming console. :)

    2. Re:Because we already have one? by Erwos · · Score: 1

      "It just has a DVR(which, again, people who are going to have a DVR already do)."

      This is the major flaw I see in most /. reasoning on the convergence topic. Market saturation is a temporary effect, since new consumers are always entering the market.

      IOW, the market will eventually become less saturated once the DVR becomes less of a hot item (or more of a hot item, I suppose).

      -Erwos

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      Plausible conjecture should not be misrepresented as proof positive.
  59. RCA HDTV Convergence Problems by rlandrum · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have a HDTV that I bought in 2002. It has a built in HD receiver, and I thought I would save $500 on a HD receiver by getting this TV. I hooked it up, and it's great.

    Now I want to add a tivo. Hmm... No video out from the TV. There's nothing. No RCA, or even COAX outs from this HD receiver. It's all routed internally. Even pulling the back cover off revealed nothing useful to "hack" into.

    And now I see HDTV external turners with built in Tivo. Those are really cool, and I'd love to get one, but there's no HDTV inputs on the back of my RCA. Guess the engineers didn't think people would ever be connecting such devices to their HDTVs. I mean WTF?!?

    Convergence blows. It basically locks you into something that might be obsolete in a few months (or years, if you're lucky).

  60. What does it matter if there's no cost added? by sheek · · Score: 1

    Why complain about convergence when it doesn't add complexity or cost? Sure my PS2 plays DVDs, but they didn't have to add any extra hardware to do it, (except if you buy the OPTIONAL remote). And why complain about being able to play media files on an xbox using only software? If you don't like it, don't buy the software.

  61. Why *I* hate convergence in *my* electronics by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The "convergence" move arose out of the success of the PC. The idea is that general purpose devices can work really well, and allow reuse of components. The problem is that the reason the PC did well is because it was open, general purpose, reconfigurable, and available from many sources. There is no General Purpose Cell Phone 2004 Standard. I can't just buy a "phone platform" and replace parts in it from another vendor. Instead, I have to buy an increasingly expensive, proprietary and complex system. On a PC, I can tone down complexity -- on a cell, I have to use whatever I'm offered.

    On a "converged" open platform like the PC, I don't lose choice over what I buy. I might like WinAMP over Sonique, Wordperfect over Word, and Firefox over Internet Explorer. That's okay, because I can still pick and choose the elements of my converged device. On a closed (i.e. unsuccessful) converged platform, this is not the case. Cell providers sell these all-in-one packages, where one must use every element of one of several packages -- you either get phone model Foo or phone model Baz.

    The same goes for game platforms, set-top/cable boxes, watches, and so on, and so forth.

    1. Re:Why *I* hate convergence in *my* electronics by ePhil_One · · Score: 1
      The "convergence" move arose out of the success of the PC.

      Obviously a child of the computer age. Convergence has been around for ages. Look at the classic corkscrew/bottle opener gadgets. Heck, look at all the tasks ancient man used sharpened rocks for! I think our old freind Dick Tracy was the leader in Personal Convergence Electronics (PCE's) which he introduced in 1946 with his two-way wrist radio.

      But then, I'd would not call the PC a converged device. Its hardly the same thing to compare the fact your computer can run two different software programs at the same time with a Cell Phone with a built in camera. But if you want, I have the solution to your problem. Its called the "shoebox open standard", or SOS. You purchase any number of a number of brands of shoeboxes, that come in a variety of sizes. You buy the cell phone that appeals to you best, and "install" it into the SOS. Then select other gadgets that provide you the functionality etc. that you need, and install them in the SOS, digital Cameras, MP3 and CD players, etc. You are all set now!

      As for me, I like the fact that I can play games on my cell phone, because I'm happy I don't have to carry around a GBA, or an SOS if I want to burn a bit of down time in the waiting room. When they are cheap enough, I wont mind a embeded digital camera in my cell phone (because I already have to carry the damned thing) to quickly document something when I didn't expect I'd need my digital camera, such as an auto accident, or my co-worker wearing different colored socks to work, so long as it doesn't complicate the phone dialing functionality of the phone. Is it as good a game device as a GBA? Is it as good a camera as a $300 Digital Camera? Obviously no. But its good enough that I don't need to drag those items around every day.

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    2. Re:Why *I* hate convergence in *my* electronics by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      so long as it doesn't complicate the phone dialing functionality of the phone
      You must be really optimistic to think it won't!
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      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    3. Re:Why *I* hate convergence in *my* electronics by ePhil_One · · Score: 1
      so long as it doesn't complicate the phone dialing functionality of the phone
      You must be really optimistic to think it won't!

      Why? My current phone has games and basic calendar functionality, the only impact is that I now have more menu items to deal with on those rare occasions I have to change settings.

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  62. I can just see it now: by LGagnon · · Score: 1

    Every morning, millions of Americans will wake up to turn on their Microsoft EggsBox and Sony PlayBacon before sitting down for breakfast. And for those in Britain, there'll always be the Nintendo SugarCube to help you make tea.

  63. Then you are missing out by FigWig · · Score: 1

    With XBMC the xbox becomes a great media client that can stream DiVX videos from my SMB shares and MPEG video from my replaytv.

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    1. Re:Then you are missing out by Embedded2004 · · Score: 1

      Agreed,

      I got a mod chip the other week and set up XBMC, my xbox became a lot more useful after that.

      XBMC is an amazingly useful peice of software. It is a shame, the xbox does not come with software like that, or I imagine it would be a hole lot more popular now.

  64. Don't like convergance? Buy a Gamecube. by Malluck · · Score: 0

    Nintendo made it a point that thier system would only be a game console. It helps keeps hardware prices down (No DVD consortium to pay royalties to). They stuck to that attitude and lost sales, though I do have to agree with them on priciple.

    If you're making a game consule, make a really good one. We don't all need the extra crap.

    Of course if you really wanted you could by the Panasonic licenced version of the gamecube, called Q-something, that would play DVDs.

  65. In the game of consolidation, by krhainos · · Score: 1

    ...nine times out of ten, you can't just do a 100% replacement. You can't "Oh, I got a shiny new cameraphone from T-Mobile, time to put that 8-megapixel Canon I just got on eBay!" No. You get a jack-of-all-trades, but king-at-none deal. I'd kinda see the consolidation effort if the technology just happens to be sitting there like the XBox playing DVDs. It's just when they seemed to be mashing two devices (or more *cough* N-Gage) it starts to get ridiculous.

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    -K
  66. Already got one thanks by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

    I already own the only, single-use/multi-use uber-convergant device: The PC.

    If proprietary-minded whores (MPAA/RIAA) embraced these *EXISTING* devices, we would all be much further ahead. Minor tweaks to my PC, and its the only device I need -- game machine, movies/music, internet, telephony yadda yadda yadda.

    The trick is these arsewholes want to put up iron-curtains around our lives in order to exercise total control over their percieved realms. These ego-maniacs exercise this control with abandon, and bring the very real might of the plutocracy to bend the world to their will. There is no reason 'consoles' arent PCI cards... hell, conversley, there is no reason my console isnt my PC. Making a platform for open development brought forth the Computer Revolution (despite the efforts of IBM to stop it at the time (and apple is a convenient anti-trust foil for MS)) but i digress.

    In short, fark single-use boxes -- just give me some software.... hell, i'll even pay reasonably for the media, but no one wants to do this, because it means cooperation between two massive capitalist industries... and they are more afraid of loosing their piece of the pie to the *real* pirates across Baystreet(or wallstreet or $your-financial-center

    1. Re:Already got one thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have any idea of how much embodied engery is in the aluminum your PC heatsink (and possibly clase, drives, etc) uses? Dear lord, if you had any sense at all you would be using an abacus with bio-free and manufacturing metals-free materials to play pong! Seriously, won't someone PLEASE THINK OF THE EARTH!!! People like you really piss me off!

      (A happy troll of my favorite greenie...)

  67. Short answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should Game Consoles Make Breakfast, Too?

    Yes breakfast would be nice... but I think us slashdotters would much prefer a console that could some how attract women to it...

  68. Convergence isn't popular because.. by Skedoozy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just choose one of these. Just one alone keeps people from buying these things.

    1. The components they put into the consoles never work as well as a stand alone versions.(See: DVD Playback in PS2)

    2. People balk at paying $400-$500 for something all at once. They are more comfortable paying $150 for a console one month, buying a DVD player for $100 the next, and a DVR for $150 the following month.

    3. People like to have THE BEST. The best console, the best DVD player, the best DVR. A Converged Console isn't going to be the best at anything other than saving space.

    4. People like to have their gadgets seperate because it looks "cooler". Lights. So. Pretty.

  69. Combined functions serve a solid purpose by Tristan7 · · Score: 1

    They save space. Under my TV I have a DVD player, VHS player, and a stereo receiver. I have no more room. If I added a playstation and a TIVO I'd have to stack them on the floor, and that's something I finally quit doing after college. So if the combined unit successfully accomplishes all of it's purported tasks, I'd rather have that, if only for space considerations.

  70. TV is dumb, and that's why it works by Animats · · Score: 1
    As Ted Turner once pointed out, "the great thing about TV is that it's so passive".

    All these fancy gadgets make television far more complicated. And they tend to have absolutely terrible user interfaces. The VCR/DVD interface has shaken down into a mass of tiny buttons and stateful on-screen menus, different for each manufacturer.

    Overall integration is terrible. You'd think there would be a "Buy" button on TV remotes by now. No way. Just getting all the volume controls to play together is beyond the industry's abilities.

    I can't see Microsoft solving this problem. They haven't been able to solve it for the PC. Apple, maybe.

  71. Prior Art by drphuck · · Score: 1

    I cook breakfast on my GeforceFX 5600 Ultra indoor barbeque all the time. I may have to claim prior art!!

    Seriously though, a game console that could cook would a good start for us slashdotters. Soon hopefully they will add a house cleaning feature and maybe hook it up to a real doll somehow?

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    "Software is like sex... it's better when it's free"
  72. While somewhat misguided, seems like a good idea.. by Thimble · · Score: 1

    You're sony and you have the facilities to make a bunch of consoles, but the market is getting saturated with your product and the next generation is several years away, so what do you do?

    You try to squeeze in every possible extra customer onto your platform by offerring more features as incentinves.

    Adding a DVD burner + TiVo and pricing your PS2 at $1000 was just the wrong way to go about it...

    Now a PS2 with virtual sex toy attachments would be another matter...

  73. Best obvious pairing by bugnuts · · Score: 1

    Forget the pairing of console game + entertainment center.

    True gamers want:
    Console game + toilet.

    Close seconds:
    Console game + keg
    Console game + firearms + range
    Console game + vending machine

    and I guess we would need the obligatory
    Consol game + one-handed keyboard!

  74. xbox 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry to be totally ot but what is the time frame for xbox 2???

  75. Not "obviously wrong" by Infonaut · · Score: 1
    The cellular market in the US still has problems. There are quite a few things wrong with the state of cell phone networks and phones in the US market. For example:

    Make a call: Maybe, if you're not in a dead zone. Even then the quality of the call varies widely depending on you are and where the caller is.

    Receive a call: Ditto.

    Save phone numbers: Yep

    Receive voice mail: Not immediately, or reliably. I just received a message that was left by another Verizon user for me over 18 hours ago. We're on the same network, yet somehow the message doesn't get to my phone for 18 hours. I don't want to know how it all works. I don't care. I want my phone to make messages available to me within a few minutes of the message being left. Is that so much to ask?

    It's not fashionable to compain about cell phones; it's just a reaction to widespread annoyances. Pundits think cell phone cams are wildly popular because so many people buy them. But people buy them because they want features that are bundled with the cam features. Cell phone hardware is becoming commoditized, and the manufacturers are trying desperately to provide more and more goodies that most people don't need or want.

    That leads me to another very annoying thing about cell phones and service providers: Lack of phone choice. As a consumer, I don't want to have to run through a byzantine search just to find out what phones will work with my plan. Cell services need to get much better about providing clear and useful information to consumers. They're still too used to acting like in many respects like utilities: You get the service we give you - be happy.

    I like having the flexibility of a cell phone, but it also annoys the hell out of me sometimes, in that it's often like stepping backwards from land line in terms of voice quality. Sure, the cell has all of these additional features, but the primary purpose of the cell phone is to make it easy for me to have a clear, garble-free phone conversation. The other bells and whistles are just distractions from the fact that cell companies have a long way to go in that department.

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  76. PS2 / PVR failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1 and only 1 reason - price is too high.

  77. Think computers by pyro101 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Computers went through the same growing pains too, the original computers like the Comadore was very feature rich while the PC had add-on's through the isa bus. As long as you offer a simple plug and play version for the average joe you can offer extra features for the truely geeky. That way if somebody really wants to have their xbox record video they can buy the add-on to do that.

  78. I hate 'convergance' big time. by OS24Ever · · Score: 1

    every 'convergance' thing I've seen does things really half assed instead of the few things they should be doing really well.

    Example 1: Cell phones with cameras. I never used the one that came with my phone, and the one time I wanted too use it I find myself behind the Cubs dugout on business at a game. I hate baseball but my brother was a big time baseball in school. I wanted to send him a picture of my view. I did, but it looked like crap, and you could hardly tell what I shot a picture of. This was with a Nokia 6225.

    Example 2: Sony PS2 and DVD player. Not sure if it improved but I tried it and without the $30 remote on a $299 system (yeah things have changed, but still) and then it was a mediocre at best player.

    I've never tried the Xbox. That's because I just don't like the idea of MS and my TV becoming one thing.

    It just seems to me that in order to keep the price from being good this+good that+good that type thing they cut out things here and there and you get a mediocre at everything device.

    Eventually they might improve, but for a few years you get nothing but junky stuff and end up tossing the al-in-one in favor of multiple devices.

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    As a rock-in-roll Physicist once said, No matter where you go, there you are.

  79. So many draw the conclusion without the thinking by AvantLegion · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The "set-top box" is a white elephant. Not just because of technical hurdles, but the very fact that people don't want it.

    Says you.

    When I spent $200 on an Xbox, you couldn't get $40 DVD players then.

    Plus, "convergence" is just natural. I mean, what should MS have said: "Duhr, we've got a DVD drive in our game console, hey, let's make it NOT play movies! LOL!!!111"? Yeah, that would've been great. Likewise, the first CD-ROM based game consoles could play audio CDs. Again, a capability of the hardware, being put into use. The Xbox wasn't made to be all-in-one, it was made to play games, and the hardware that went along with that had other abilities, and only a total moron would not exploit those.

    Now, game consoles have hard drives. DVR capabilities are an obvious use of this. The hardware is there - one might as well include some software to make use of it.

    People talk about the Xbox and PS2 and their future counterparts, as if they're being made to do everything under the sun. They're not. They're being built as game consoles, and then the other abilities of the hardware are being put to good use.

    People aren't against the PSX because it is an all-in-one - they're against it because you can buy two PS2s and two TiVOs for the same price. Nobody bought the 3DO for its price either, and that had nothing to do with convergence.

  80. Re:Next Week: New Game Consoles Only Play Games by Svenheim · · Score: 1

    It's called a NINTENDO.

  81. sometimes all in one works... $$$ by mekkab · · Score: 1

    I agree with all of your points.

    However if an all in one unit is cheap enough, it doesn't matter that its a single point of failure.

    For example, if I get a multi disc dvd player with surround sound speakers, I bought 1 box, everythings already set up, I just connect TV and the speakers and I'm done. Is it as good as a component set? HELL NO.

    But what if its "good enough?" And cheap enough ($300-$500)? Even so-so "progressive scan" dvd players beat the pants off old VHS, so I'm happy with the improvement.

    And thats my point- simplicity in gear is an illusion- but if its cheap enough it becomes a viable solution.

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    In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
  82. Games by Jagasian · · Score: 0

    I really like to play video games. They are good.

  83. Re:No, convergence is bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, and once you move it to software, you can do all of that but it will stink for playing games.

    A PC, running services, is not the answer. In order to innovate graphics and gameplay, the platform you're describing would require hardware updates. How many people will need to upgrade the video card to play Half Life 2?

    Excellent games are possible on consoles because the hardware can't be upgraded, but the optimization can. The PS2 is 5 year old technology -- same as it's been since it game out. But this year's version of GTA, or Madden, or whatever looks better because the coders have become so familiar with the platform that they can make smart optimizations.

    When you have a platform that requires complete predictability to be optimal, you don't want processes running in the background to check your mail, or do your VOIP, or Tivoing away. Coders need to be able to continue optimizing for years to come without worrying about that junk interfering with the drawing rate. The PS3 and Xbox 2 might seem like they have cycles to spare when they come out, but in 5 years they'll look like dogs unless game developers can keep optimizing on a common hardware platform.

    Let the cable and dish providers supply convergence. Games are games.

  84. What's breakfast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Should Game Consoles Make Breakfast, Too?"
    Not a bad idea


    Breakfast is relevant? Oh, you're using the word loosely, like at 3pm.

  85. Get the game functions right first... by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

    Who the hell wants to view digital photos on an NTSC TV? Shouldn't these game console companies focus on the higher end of gaming first?

    When are we going to see a game console that offers 3-D audio in a way to make it easy for developers to use it? With an optical out port? Or better yet, some way in the system for direct speaker output?

    But it seems consumers don't even want that. Nintendo pulled the digital video out on the Gamecube because less than 1% of its users needed component out.

  86. Necessary equipment by erice · · Score: 4, Funny

    If your game console is going to make breakfast, it is going to have to have a cereal port.

  87. UI for convergent devices is the weakest link by jubei · · Score: 1

    I would argue that computers aren't really that great of an example of successful convergence. Take a look at your keyboard, mouse, and monitor. All of these components are a 'previous design' that have had new features hacked into them. (The keyboard especially, since it is derived from typewriters).

    Using a keyboard or mouse is not intuitive for controlling a music player. The screen has not been designed for optimum viewing of song information.

    I think the key to getting it right is to share components where it makes sense and to add to the system where another component would make it more natural. Modularity is key. For example, for a music player, I may want a USB device to plug into my computer that provides a display of the song as well as buttons to control the music. It can be an intuitive interface while still sharing the cpu , speakers, and storage with a general purpose computer.

  88. Horses for courses by VeryProfessional · · Score: 1
    Convergence is hardly a new phenomenon, and is always a compromise. My stupid toaster oven makes bad toast and can't bake.

    What tends to happen is that enthusiasts refuse to compromise and stick to specialised units, while the average consumer -- for whom 'good enough' is good enough -- chooses the ease and value of a convergence device. Convergence devices will never clobber specialised items, but it will drive them into a niche.

    This is exactly what has happened in the audio market, where enthusiasts can blow tens of thousands of dollars on arcane component audio devices, while the mass market is dominated by el cheapo Sharp and Panasonic integrated units.

    If you don't like the scrambled eggs your console makes -- or the games you can play on it -- you can still get separate units. But be prepared to pay.

  89. SCO's fault!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The $900 price includes the $699 for Linux!

  90. There will never be 'convergence' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but there will be greater integration - allow me to explain. Convergence is always made at an expense. The free bells and whistles are always nice and might help sway purchase towards one product over a similar, but that is all. As mentioned elsewhere the best example is the cell phone. My P800 I've had for well over a year as well as allowing me to make phonecalls, allows me to surf, listen to MP3s and take photos - as well as talk to people without wires. I don't think I played an MP3 file on it after the first few days of playing with it though. Rubbish interface, small storage, different set of (crap) earphones to carry about. The camera is poor, but quite often gets used to quickly send snaps to people, internet gets used when I want to quickly look up something and I know vaguely where it is already - you get the idea. Things that also live in my bag are a laptop, an ipod, 5M camera - I have all these things as in their specific role they all work better than feature on the converged device. The problem is, if all these technologies could be magically combined into this one device, it would cost a small fortune and nobody would buy it - why would the guy who doesn't listen to music pay a few hundred dollars etc for a Hard drive he's never going to use and also has to lug about. The more converged the device gets the fewer people it'll satisfy for the price (putting aside the hideous bloat it would have). Final point, when you've spent all your money on this device, you're trapped. When a better say camera comes out on the new model, even though you want to camera, you can't afford/justify a completely new converged device. Integration on the other hand is a good thing. All the above devices have USB sockets on them, they all plug into my PC. I snap a picture with the camera, download it onto my PC, Bluetooth it to my phone and send it with GPRS. The ways of shuffling my data between the devices are massive, USB, bluetooth, WiFi, USB-to-GO, Memory stick readers etc etc. As long as I have these interfaces the contents of my laptop bag act as a 'converged device' for all intents and purposes. A device I can upgrade components of, one I can get the best features and prices from different manufacturers - why would I want anything else? The only time convergence works is when two things are completely reliant on each other, cheap and unlikely to be superceded in the near future. Example I thought of here is a soundcard. My first PC worked fine without one, but as I wanted sound, so I bought a SoundBlaster. Nowadays it's hard to find a motherboard without a tiny onboard chip tucked away on it. Decent graphics cost more, get outdated faster, so they are less commonly integrated. I think my point that got lost in here somewhere is that unless the addon device is a freebie, it'll never happen. For every person that buys the product for one sub-feature, one won't want to pay for it, one won't want the extra size, one won't want his battery life being hammered etc etc. Easier just to not add it and then provide an interface the user can choose to use or ignore.

  91. Yet another not-useful feature... by febuiles · · Score: 1

    Yes, we DONT need a DVD-R/RW, we DONT need breakfast, guys, think about it, we JUST need a toilet!!! (and a blowj*b if you want to)...

  92. There is already a device that does it all. by master_p · · Score: 1

    It is called 'PC'.

    The primary reason consoles are successful is because the PC is complex because it needs to handle all the available functions, even the ones that have not yet been thought of. Consoles take away the complexity for those that need to play games.

    There is no point really in convergence devices from the consumer side. It only has a meaning from the corporate side: they can charge their products as much as they like, because mr average Joe would have no clue as to what it takes to run all these functions (as opposed to dedicated functions that average Joe may have a clue about).

  93. That's Nintendo's whole point. by macserv · · Score: 1

    Nintendo wants to make pure gaming machines. Before Nintendo adds a feature, it has to prove itself as a means to that end. That's their main argument for the lack of online Gamecube gaming... they don't see it to be worth the added expenses and administration requirements.

    Even the controllers, which so many hate, are geared toward the kind of simplistic, elegant control required by the games Nintendo likes to make. The Z button is out of the way, yes, but game designers have learned how to use it appropriately, just like the ubnreachables on other consoles' controllers. And I find the GameCube controller to be the most confortable BY FAR.

    The new Nintendo DS portable is a good showcase of new features that DO make Nintendo's cut... Dual screens, touch screen, 16-player wireless, 802.11, dual media, voice recognition, etc. It's (thankfully) NOT a phone, organizer, calculator, cheese grater, stud finder...

    1. Re:That's Nintendo's whole point. by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      I think the big thing about online gaming is, the GameCube did have a title which did it, and the interest mustn't have been very great, so they stopped. So I assume that people just don't want online gaming on the GameCube, which is probably right, since I have the PC for that, after all.

      And actually, didn't Nintendo give hints to the DS being an organiser? I personally hope it isn't, but only because I just bought a Palm and would be kicking myself if the DS turned out to have PIM features.

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    2. Re:That's Nintendo's whole point. by macserv · · Score: 1

      Well, I wouldn't say that Phantasy Star Online was a title "for the GameCube". It was a port of a DreamCast game, made by Sega.

      PSO goes against Nintendo's idea of online gaming. First of all, Nintendo doesn't want to do online gaming until everyone has a broadband connection. Second, they don't want to have monthly fees for playing games, other than whatever your ISP charges.

      Now, had PSO sold through the roof, I'm sure Nintendo would feel differently, but as things stand, they've been proven right. Despite this, Nintendo *has* made some LAN-only games, which can be played online with WarpPipe. And the DS includes 802.11, which makes it even easier for developers to make online-enabled titles.

      As far as the PIM stuff on the DS goes, all I've seen is a text/voice/draw networked chat application. I suppose organizer features would make sense... what kid (or adult, for that matter) wants to carry around multiple devices?

    3. Re:That's Nintendo's whole point. by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Wait wait wait... did you say some people don't have a broadband connection? Shit. Jesus, people, upgrade already! They have broadband by wireless now!

      I do have high hopes for the DS, though. 802.11b is neat... I would have preferred Bluetooth if they were going to limit it to 10m anyway, but I'll take what I can get. At least 802.11b is a little easier to integrate into a network (but only because most consumer routers don't have bluetooth receivers.)

      But giving someone a device with a touch screen, stylus, and no organiser, would just be cruel. Not saying they won't do it... in fact I'm saying they probably will. It will take a third party to really take advantage of the thing, and I'm hoping the PIM carts start showing up quickly. :-)

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  94. To summarise. :-) by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    So basically what you are saying is, whereas PS2 is bought solely by idiots, PSX is intended to be bought solely by rich idiots.

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  95. Most annoying thing about convergance... by Thedalek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm surprised no one has mentioned this before, but most "convergant" devices have zero multi-tasking ability.

    So, that $900 PSX can record TV shows and Movies to DVD or internal HD or play games, but not both at the same time. If you want to play Final Fantasy X while you're recording Stargate SG-1, tough.

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  96. Re:So many draw the conclusion without the thinkin by hibiki_r · · Score: 1
    Consoles with hard drives? While the XBox has one, and the PS2 has ah HD add-on, I don't see the next generation of consoles having a HD, unless it's there solely for DVR functionality. All a next-gen console might need is, at most, a gig or two of space to store saved games and online game patches. I've not seen an unmodded XBox HD even close to full. Most of the space is wasted. Thus, the only gaming-related reason to keep an HD around would be for HD to be more cost effective than other storage mediums. The way things are going, flash-based disks will beat hard drives in price by the time the next consoles come out.
    Hard drives are becoming bigger, but smaller hard drives do not become significantly cheaper. MS found that out the hard way: Most XBox sold today come with a big HD but only use a small partition. The rest of the disk is wasted. HDs have other minuses: HDs are complicated and failure prone pieces of hardware. There are few less reliable computer parts. Does Sony really want to handle 1 in a 1000 console returns for HD failures?.

    it's not hard to find a 0.5 gig USB drive for under $100. By the time the PS3 or Revolution comes out, flash memory will make more sense than a HD for gaming. If you find an HD in your next console, it'll only be there because of some convergence master plan, not because it just happens to be good for gaming.

  97. Isn't convergance by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    Just another way of saying bloated pice of crap? Let's cram another "feature" in there, because someone might want it. Nah, just because we can it doesn't ever have to be used, or work right, it just has to be there so we can charge another dollar for it.

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  98. Re:So many draw the conclusion without the thinkin by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
    The Phantom may be a bit of a joke itself, but it is a clear indicator of where things are going - downloadable content delivery.

    Xbox Live's content downloads are a small step.

    If you really think that 1/2 a gig will stay sufficient for game console storage, well, I'd guess you fell for the old "640kb oughta be enough" line. Much like PC gaming, when permanent storage becomes ubiquitous, it will be USED. And a dinky 0.5 GB drive won't cut it.

  99. Knoppix on the PS3 by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 1

    Sony shouldn't go about making an "all in one" device like the PSX. What it should do is give the PS3 enough hardware and an ease of hackability so we can get a live DVD Knoppix distro booted on the thing, complete with all the Linux Desktop apps out there. If Sony releases such a DVD, even better. That, if anything else, could be the final nail in the Xbox's coffin. Imagine every home user having not only a game machine, but a functioning internet capable desktop with Open Office running on it.

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  100. Convergence isn't all bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a Sony Clie NX73v and it's a prime example of convergence. It plays MP3s, records/plays audio and video, takes pictures, browses the internet, acts as a PDA, plays games, and even plays Flash cartoons.

    While none of these functions are of the highest quality, they are more than efficient and I use them everyday. If there is something I need to record or take a picture of I can just whip it out and do it all. As a PDA these functions extend it's simple organization abilities. That's hardly a bad thing in my opinion.

    Now doing things that are entirely unrelated is another thing. For instance, a computer mouse/cheese grater. Sure it would be great if you really loved cheese and for some reason have a wheel of cheddar on your desk...but just how many of us love the cheese/computer combo that much?

    But give me a mouse that doubles as a hand warmer/massager...hoo boy! I wouldn't need my xbox or PS2 to do that....but they sort of DO. The vibrating controllers are great for......back massages.

  101. Re:While somewhat misguided, seems like a good ide by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

    Is that a reference to Rez or Megatokyo?

  102. Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Fuck, my toast has jaggies! God damn you, Sony."

  103. Clock Radio by Okonomiyaki · · Score: 1

    The article suggests that no other convergence products besides the clock radio have ever been very successful but I think they're forgetting that the fax machine is just a waffle iron with a phone attached.

  104. Pay extra for no camara option by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    Some places ban the use of cell phones with camaras. Which is EXACTLY why I will NEVER buy a phone with a camara. Hell, even if a non-camara phone is cheaper, I will pay extra to NOT get the built in camara!

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  105. Commodore CDTV, CD32 by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

    Absolutely! That's why the Commodore CDTV and CD32 wiped the floor with all the other console systems of the early '90s.
    Oh wait....

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  106. Bullshit by Moraelin · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "1. All-in-one = single point of failure when something breaks, and needs to be replaced."

    Bullshit. See the airplane principle: an airplane with two engines has twice the probability of an engine failure. _If_ I was to assume that electronics have a high failure rate, I'd be more worried about having 10 modules than about having one.

    But the failure rate isn't that high in the first place. My PS2 still works flawlessly. For that matter, so does my old Playstation. So does the Dreamcast I used to carry around everywhere. (Man, I loved that thing.) Admittedly, they've been well treated, but then I'd assume most people who are serious about watching DVD on one don't go around pouring Coke in them either.

    And if it was to break tomorrow, wth, I got years of gaming _and_ DVD playing out of it. Methinks that's great value for the money.

    And if we're talking reliability, let's talk a very related point: the advantage in using standard, proven components. The only ones experiencing any significant failures were the ones who went their own non-standard, non-converging way. Sega even got bitten hard by that, as their first units had massive problems with the still experimental "GD-ROM" drive. The ones who just went with a standard format, like DVD, even for convergence reasons, actually ended up with a more robust product.

    "2. Generally speaking, all-in-one devices incorporate propietary technologies to promote lock-in and/or reduce 3rd party tech licensing costs for the company (SONY!!!!)."

    Bullshit. You don't need proprietary DVDs to play on a PS2. Any old DVD will work.

    Au contraire, if you want "proprietary" and "lock in", look no further than Nintendo. Or Sega. Where Sony put a bog-standard DVD-ROM drive in the PS2, both Nintendo and Sega went and made their own obscure proprietary CD formats.

    "3. Quality of stand alone components is usually much higher. Think stereo equipment."

    Bullshit. Or at least missing the point. Not everyone is a rich consultant, who must have some $3000+ designer module even to play CDs.

    Sony's components in the PS2 are perfectly on par with most consumer grade stuff, and actually better than the cheap on-board sound you'll find in most PCs. And you get all that for a mere $15 extra. For most people it's superb bang per buck.

    "4. Modularity = more cost effective upgrade path."

    Bullshit. More cost effective than $15 for the DVD playing capability? You must be smoking some really good shit.

    "5. All-in-one = usually more complex than individual devices. Stand alone means you can learn and understand the functions fully before moving onto the next component. Sometimes the 'role' of a device is confused when it is consolidated. e.g. Does 'play' mean play the .mp3, the CD, the DVD, or the video game???

    Bullshit. Have you even seen Sony's remote control, or are you talking out of your ass?

    Hint: It's a standard remote control, just like those you'd get with a standalone DVD or VHS player. Anyone who can't figure that out, is probably too stupid to use any other remote control too.

    Plus have you even seen a console? It only has one drive. How the heck would anyone get confused about "Does 'play' mean play the .mp3, the CD, the DVD, or the video game???" It plays whatever you've just put in that one drive. Just like any other console.

    And it has auto-play, just like Windows. So you can just see it on the screen if a game started, or you get a DVD's menu.

    Briefly: anyone stupid enough to have trouble with that, would probably be too stupid to figure out whether they're playing Donkey Kong or Castlevania on their Nintendo 64. Or for that matter whether they're playing Doom 3 or Solitaire on their PC. I.e., at that point the problem isn't the complexity, it's just a user with single digit IQ.

    "6. All-in-one convergence not always a logical combination. Digital camera cell phones? mp3 playe

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  107. Convergence, Bah! by Amigori · · Score: 1
    I see alot of these posts about cell phones, down with convergence, and PS2/xbox as dvd players, and I agree with all of them. By now, my cell phone should have a perfect address book that I can sync via Bluetooth with my Powerbook, have a battery that has 20 hours of talk time and 2 weeks standby time, and always has a good signal. Instead, I have a phone that is as powerful as my last computer, but isn't nearly as useful. 2 hours max of talk time, 1 day of standby, games that suck, web browser that's never used, and its way easier to just call someone instead of texting them. Motorola, Nokia are you listening? Please please please make a phone with a great address book, long battery life, and the best reception and sound on the market; no mp3 player, no camera, no games.

    As for consoles, I've seen alot of comparisons here regarding sub-$50 DVD players. For many of us, we bought the xbox/ps2 a while ago and the DVD player was like a bonus because DVD players started at $100. I still use my xbox as my dvd player, but when I buy an HDTV, I'll buy a better quality DVD player. I really don't want a convergence box under my tv that is my stereo, tivo, dvd-rw, game console. I can afford a $15 power strip in case I run out of plugs. Plus I can purchase components as I need them. $100 here, $200 there is alot easier to swallow than $1000 right at the start.

    In this age of powerful computers, we still don't have a box that does everything because everyone is focused on how fast/new/super the hardware is and not on how to make their software better. Only to add more and more and more useless features (Office Suites, Quicken, etc.). More features is not always better. And I'm rambling...
    Amigori

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  108. This is such an old idea..... by vyzar · · Score: 1

    Hell, in 1996 someone made a nice Acorn RiscPC with built in toaster/pizza oven. It even had a working sink so you could wash up afterwards!