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Your use of the Goatse.cx At Home client on your computer may help many fields of science such as:
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Intuit issues an apology? It's easier to beg forgiveness than ask permission How about Intuit starts showing their conscience by sending cheques to registered owners of the crippled software. Only then would I be convinced they mean it.
From reading all the "I just unsubscribed" postings, it sounds like the only group that will come out of this ahead of the game are the people that just sold emusic..
There aren't two internets running, one for Windows and one for Unix.
Methinks this is to avoid having loads of MS crud being labelled as the bulk of the threats. MS advertisment money is always nice, wink wink nudge nudge.
Not at all. The US will wait for the spammer to enter the US then nail him. After all, the nabbed Dmitry Skylarof when he committed no crime within the US borders.
By your definition then, "the net" and "net tools" have NEVER taken place. That makes them figments of our imagination?
No. Events take place, items don't. ie: My hammer didn't take place, it merely exists. Using my hammer to drive a nail is an event. You or I don't take place, our actions do.
"..A preview of the new user experience shows the user being prompted to confirm loading of each ActiveX control."
[rant] When did using a tool become an "experience"? I first head that word used for using the net in a Microsoft ad. No one says "Let me grab my hammer for a nail-pounding Experience." or "I just had a fearsome toilet Experience.."
It pisses me off that lame catch-words from advertising make it into the lingo. Computers are tools, you don't "experience" them, you use them. [/rant]
That's what you get for installing binaries from an untrusted/unknown source.
Yup. I compile my own eMule client from source (with a few custom things that help my bandwidth;)) Of course it would be foolish to assume that I've gone through every line of source looking for exploits but there are a lot of contributors to the project and the source is there for all to see.
Small to mid-size business move faster than big business. When the smaller ones are more competitive and saving cash the larger businesses will have to follow suit to remain competitive.
When I was hired on here I had
to view 2-ish hours of safety videos ("Look at that 1 kilo pipe wrench soar
into the bore of that MRI machine from 3 meters away! Fear!!") I don't work
in the labs with glass, animals or tissue. Unless one of the SGI Origins
becomes self-aware ala Skynet.. you get the idea.. anyhow many of the videos
were not applicable to me or my work.
Fortunately they were on CDs in
Quicktime format and the Quicktime viewer had a fast play option for those
lulls in the video. (the Flying Wrench O' Death was really cool, it's
the highlight of the whole video set that anyone every talks about.)
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Do aliens run SETI@home, also?
Is that a trick question?
The developers, backers and early users of GAH are pleased to announce Version 1.00a of Goatse.cx At Home ! Through using our client you will help the underappreciated science of Rectal Stretching by way of calculating the maximum amount striated rectal tissue can get lengthed to before breaking.
Your use of the Goatse.cx At Home client on your computer may help many fields of science such as:
Fisting!
Auto-Fisting!
Gerbil Asphyxiation!
and so much more..
Download your own Goatse.cx At Home client software and watch the miracles of science stretch open before your eyes!
Imagine a Joe-Job where an EvilDoer wants to knock someone else offline and sends out bogus spam with the victim's website.. Think before you jump.
Wow, top posting on slashdot!
Outlook has a slashdot import function now?
iTunes for Windows will be a runaway success while EMusic and their new business model will flop even though it's cheaper.
and you thought I'd say BSD is Dying because I mentioned Kreskin, right?
Intuit issues an apology? It's easier to beg forgiveness than ask permission How about Intuit starts showing their conscience by sending cheques to registered owners of the crippled software. Only then would I be convinced they mean it.
From reading all the "I just unsubscribed" postings, it sounds like the only group that will come out of this ahead of the game are the people that just sold emusic..
There aren't two internets running, one for Windows and one for Unix.
Methinks this is to avoid having loads of MS crud being labelled as the bulk of the threats. MS advertisment money is always nice, wink wink nudge nudge.
That's going to a problem in the US courts.
Not at all. The US will wait for the spammer to enter the US then nail him. After all, the nabbed Dmitry Skylarof when he committed no crime within the US borders.
Bahaha! That was really quite funny. Too bad the "m0d d00dz" can't take a joke.
The bio they have written for him isn't the most flattering to the open source community though.
Whatya mean? the last line says "Rumour has it he's a Guinness man as well." Mmmmmmm...Guinness...
By your definition then, "the net" and "net tools" have NEVER taken place. That makes them figments of our imagination?
No. Events take place, items don't. ie: My hammer didn't take place, it merely exists. Using my hammer to drive a nail is an event. You or I don't take place, our actions do.
3.a.An event or a series of events participated in or lived through.
b.The totality of such events in the past of an individual or group
The net or net tools aren't events nor are they the totality of using the tools. "Internet Experience" is just a marketting catch-phrase.
"..A preview of the new user experience shows the user being prompted to confirm loading of each ActiveX control."
[rant] When did using a tool become an "experience"? I first head that word used for using the net in a Microsoft ad. No one says "Let me grab my hammer for a nail-pounding Experience." or "I just had a fearsome toilet Experience.."
It pisses me off that lame catch-words from advertising make it into the lingo. Computers are tools, you don't "experience" them, you use them. [/rant]
Most of the world has the best politicians money can buy.
Die Die Metallica, Die Die RIAA, Die Die My Darling.
Woo, I've never a Misfits-based sig. Please do some Motorhead next time.
Biology: first documented case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck species
I always was suspicious of those damn mallards.. Their "Oh, I'm just an innocent duck" quacks and what not..
That's what you get for installing binaries from an untrusted/unknown source.
Yup. I compile my own eMule client from source (with a few custom things that help my bandwidth
If only schools could switch to OpenOffice to, and we could probably get rid of the MS Office dominance for ever in a few years..
Not necessarily. Apple owned the school market for years but couldn't make great inroads into the business market.
Small to mid-size business move faster than big business. When the smaller ones are more competitive and saving cash the larger businesses will have to follow suit to remain competitive.
In true geek fashion you say: "G1bb0rz m3 j00r l337 c45h, f4gg0rzzz!"
"Computer, Tea, Earl Grey, Hot."
There is no innovation outside of SCO, this book is a waste of money.
If you thought your lady was unhappy with you "finishing up" in a minute, I'm sure she'll be ecstatic about the 15-second version..
I did a similar thing at my job.
When I was hired on here I had to view 2-ish hours of safety videos ("Look at that 1 kilo pipe wrench soar into the bore of that MRI machine from 3 meters away! Fear!!") I don't work in the labs with glass, animals or tissue. Unless one of the SGI Origins becomes self-aware ala Skynet.. you get the idea.. anyhow many of the videos were not applicable to me or my work.
Fortunately they were on CDs in Quicktime format and the Quicktime viewer had a fast play option for those lulls in the video. (the Flying Wrench O' Death was really cool, it's the highlight of the whole video set that anyone every talks about.)