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Computers Will Be Built By Living Cells

axxackall contributes a link to Richard Black's report on BBC suggesting that "Computers of the future will be built not by factory machines, but by living cells such as bacteria. Scientists 'have described how wires can now be made by yeast organisms, and how solar panels could be built using substances produced by sea sponges. Researchers believe these kind of technologies will be essential if we are to continue to shrink the size of electronic devices.' But 'Computers made with these natural processes are not just around the corner -- it will be many years before the technologies can be developed that far.' While scientists think about small sizes and environmental benefits, I also think if it would be possible to implant such bacteria for additional computational power in human brains -- just in case we have to upgrade them." Update: 02/17 20:23 GMT by T : I chopped out that link accidentally, sorry.

253 comments

  1. RTFA! by imadork · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only I can't, 'cause there's no link....

    1. Re:RTFA! by UTPinky · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:RTFA! by FroMan · · Score: 1

      Obviously axxackall is having a slow email day and wants to have folks ask him about this great link he has. Well, its a hunch.

      Or maybe timothy simpley didn't cut and paste correctly...

      Either way, I'm sures its an exciting story.

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    3. Re:RTFA! by Simon+Field · · Score: 0, Redundant


      How about here.

      Google is your friend.

    4. Re:RTFA! by Target+Drone · · Score: 4, Funny
      Only I can't, 'cause there's no link....

      Ummm... This is Slashdot you don't need to read the article to be able to post an informed opinion about it.

    5. Re:RTFA! by Hanji · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      ...post an informed opinion...
      And the last time that happened on /. was when?

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    6. Re:RTFA! by caino59 · · Score: 1

      don't worry, it's been subject to the ./ effect anyway...the poster just saved everyone the trouble of repeatedly hitting reload... ;o)

    7. Re:RTFA! by drendite · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You don't even have to post anything at all.

      Observe:

      I'm user number 3.

    8. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya, we can make car engines out of carrot skins with grape skin tires and marshmello eyes. Lucy are you listening in the sky with diamonds?

    9. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Blue Screen of Death takes on new meaning now? Aye.

  2. Ecological friendly biological computers? by gmuslera · · Score: 2, Funny

    Put them in a planetary network and we well be real close to Gaia

    1. Re:Ecological friendly biological computers? by susano_otter · · Score: 1
      Put them in a planetary network and we well be real close to Gaia

      Whatever that means.

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    2. Re:Ecological friendly biological computers? by redgopher · · Score: 1

      Five words: Final Fantasy The Spirits Within

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    3. Re:Ecological friendly biological computers? by interiot · · Score: 1

      8 more days! I canna wait.

    4. Re:Ecological friendly biological computers? by interiot · · Score: 1
      ??

      One word: MOO2

    5. Re:Ecological friendly biological computers? by jstoner · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm reminded of one of my favorite science fiction books, Blood Music, by Greg Bear. Similar idea, a whole lot better than Prey. Much more thoughtful and interesting. I've been thinking about doing a review of it for Slashdot.

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    6. Re:Ecological friendly biological computers? by Uart · · Score: 1

      Gaia is the greco-roman earth goddess. She was married to Ouranos (sky god) and gave birth to the Titans.

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    7. Re:Ecological friendly biological computers? by grub · · Score: 3, Funny


      Gaia is the greco-roman earth goddess. She was married to Ouranos (sky god) and gave birth to the Titans.

      She also had a nice set of hooters. Gods don't marry goddesses with small boobs.

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    8. Re:Ecological friendly biological computers? by Uart · · Score: 1

      She was also the original lorena bobbit. Poor Ouranos...

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    9. Re:Ecological friendly biological computers? by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      I know who/what Gaia is in the context of Greco-Roman mythology. That knowledge does abosolutely nothing to illuminate the context or meaning of the quoted statement, however.

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    10. Re:Ecological friendly biological computers? by gmuslera · · Score: 3, Informative

      At least in science fiction is a recurrent theme (I think the first book I read about this was "Fundation's Edge" from Asimov). A sentient live planet, a global mind or something like it.

      In this context, well, if all those "cells" of a big network have a common concience, or as a whole gains it, well, will be similar. Like a collective mind in a global scale.

    11. Re:Ecological friendly biological computers? by jericho4.0 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Lots of people have posted to replies, but none have actually gotten the right reference.

      The OP is reffering to the Gaia Theroy, first laid out by James Lovelock at NASA. A write up is here Executive Sumurary;
      The earths ecosystem, through it's massive network of interrelationships, exhibits behaviour similar to an organisim in maintaining itself. ie; less CO2 = more UV= alge blooms = more CO2.

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    12. Re:Ecological friendly biological computers? by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, but the article talks about a change in how microprocessors are manufactured, in the fabs. Might as well say that the adoption of rubidium-arc lasers in the manufacturing process has gotten us closer to Gaia.

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    13. Re:Ecological friendly biological computers? by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1

      I think the connecting thread is 'biological intelligence'.

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    14. Re:Ecological friendly biological computers? by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Could be. Doesn't make sense of the original post, though.

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    15. Re:Ecological friendly biological computers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this context, well, if all those "cells" of a big network have a common concience, or as a whole gains it, well, will be similar. Like a collective mind in a global scale.

      Imagine a beowulf of those!

      *DUCKS*

    16. Re:Ecological friendly biological computers? by Mostly+Monkey · · Score: 1

      I think the answer they are looking for is 42.

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    17. Re:Ecological friendly biological computers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if you put your hand on a hot stove and it didn't take 50,000 years for the signal to travel to your brain? What if it took seconds? What if the earth could monitor conditions about itself instantly rather than react to trends over thousands of years?

  3. Computer virii by GeekDork · · Score: 0

    ... will get a completely new meaning.

    Come on,that one was mandatory.

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    1. Re:Computer virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good! Perhaps the new meaning will go some way towards explaining the bizarre new plural.

  4. Great... by FCAdcock · · Score: 5, Funny

    Another excuse not to do the dishes. I can just say I'm waiting for them to start making computers...

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    1. Re:Great... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      Another excuse not to do the dishes. I can just say I'm waiting for them to start making computers...

      Today's fortune is rather apt: Are you ever going to do the dishes? Or will you change your major to biology?

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    2. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, when we get linux to work on living cells, how far away from it becoming the Borg virus are we?

  5. What do you feed it? by Winterblink · · Score: 1

    If my computer starts slowing down, will my CD-ROM accept a slice of ham for my PC to eat up to gain its strength back?

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  6. Overheard during the SAT of 2050... by silentbozo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Billy Joe! You overclocked your brain didn't you? Don't bother denying it young man, I see the steam coming out of your ears!

    1. Re:Overheard during the SAT of 2050... by TopShelf · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unlike Bobby over there with the dual fans (one in each ear) and the water tubes running down his back...

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    2. Re:Overheard during the SAT of 2050... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You put an associates link in there. This is a violation of the agreement you have come into with Amazon as part of the program. i am reporting your violation right now.

  7. Yeah. Right. by superdan2k · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "I also think if it would be possible to implant such bacteria for additional computational power in human brains -- just in case we have to upgrade them."

    And just what exactly are these bacteria going to eat while they're inside your skull to build all these little computer parts? Brain tissue? Meninges? Cerebrospinal fluid? Do tell.

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  8. *shudders* by Deflatamouse! · · Score: 1

    *shudders* at the thought of implanting bacterias in the brain.

    1. Re:*shudders* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry. Your bacteria will be safe against tampering. They will run Palladium certified software.

  9. Woooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My smelly sneakers can now become manufacturers of high-tech componentry!! Who'd have thought.

  10. But should they by Zepalesque · · Score: 1

    Yes, but even though computers can be made from cells and other biological materials, doesn't mean that performance will be better than current production materials.

    Cool that we can do this, but practical?

    1. Re:But should they by Ann+Coulter · · Score: 1

      It would be interesting to grow cells on an electronic substrate. There are already some major efforts to do this to study the functioning of certain human cell types. It would be equally interesting to grow bacterial colony on a chip, locate them, and use it as a fish tank. Also, some light can be shed on the movement of single celled organism by doing this.

  11. Living cells?? by PetWolverine · · Score: 2, Funny
    Computers of the future will be built not by factory machines, but by living cells
    ...such as cells of <gasp> humans, like the trillions of human cells it took to build the first computers out of vacuum tubes?
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  12. Missing Link by Clockwurk · · Score: 1

    Perhaps these bacteria were so tired from making wires, that they lacked the energy to post the link.

  13. decisions decisions by W0lphAU · · Score: 1

    brain damage Vs a yeast infection of the obdula oblongata

    1. Re:decisions decisions by BitHive · · Score: 1

      Medulla oblongata. There is no 'obdula' in the brain, nor in any dictionary I've seen.

  14. Uh? by secolactico · · Score: 1

    Dude, where's the link???

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  15. where's the link? by lylonius · · Score: 4, Informative
  16. Re:Yeah. Right. by Planesdragon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And just what exactly are these bacteria going to eat while they're inside your skull to build all these little computer parts? Brain tissue? Meninges? Cerebrospinal fluid? Do tell.

    I'd wager that they'd subside on the same nutrients from the bloodstream that everyone else does.

  17. Flashing human brains by teamhasnoi · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can think of a President of the United States who could use a brain flash. Upgrade him out of the alpha release he's currently using.

    1. Re:Flashing human brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I can think of a President of the United States who could use a brain flash

      It seems like you can come up with a better insult than "stupid". The guy has a masters from Harvard, is a self made millionaire, and has been elected as the leader of the free world. If that qualifies as "stupid", you can sign me up any day!

      Having just finished his biography, I'll do a preemptive strike any left-wing responses that will be coming my way:

      a masters from Harvard. Liberal response: "His daddy bought him his degree". Answer: Wrong! His daddy got him into Yale, but he applied without his daddys knowledge to Harvard business school and was accepted. He was also rejected to law school, so where was his daddy then?

      self made millionaire. Liberal response: "His daddy gave him all of his money". Answer: Wrong! He got around $20,000 from his father when he got his masters. That money was quickly spent on his first (failed) business venture. After that, he did quite well on his own without any help from his father, including turning $100k into over $15 million in his Texas Rangers Baseball investment.

      has been elected as the leader of the free world. Liberal Response: "He didn't win the election because _ INSERT WHINEY RANT ABOUT 2000 ELECTION LOSS HERE _". Answer: Wrong! He won the election by the constitutionally prescribed method. Oh, and Florida is a moot point because every one of the dozen independent media recounts show that Al Gore would not have picked up enough votes from the recounts he was fighting for to win the state.

    2. Re:Flashing human brains by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
      I repeat myself. When Harvard turns out 'students' (in the loosest sense) that don't have a grasp of the English language, a Masters Degree from that illustrious hall of higher learning fails to impress me.

      I wonder what his thesis was about. See Dick and Jane? Curious George?

      meh...Insert lame AC comment here.

    3. Re:Flashing human brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People see what they want to, I guess. Many of Bush's speeches have been very powerful and eloquent, imo. If you follow anybody that speaks a lot in public, you are going to find dumb things they say (for example, Bill Clinton asking the Grand Jury to define the word 'is'). The only difference here is that you obviously disagree with Bush politically, so you want to discredit him in any way you can.

    4. Re:Flashing human brains by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
      What can I say? He makes it easy. Clinton wasn't a hell of a prez either, but he is not in office.

      "Anyone can be president" has taken on a twisted, nightmarish reality, instead of the being an *inclusive* statement as it was originally intended to be. I am tired of the marketing of the office, the focus groups and polls that define modern office holders. I am tired of the mixing of religion and politics, and the forcing of morals on citizens. I am tired of the constant call to "The War on (fill in the blank)" that provides no change, and fills the pockets of those who have a vested interest in constant chaos. I am tired of old white men with millions and millions of dollars foisting their paternalistic attitudes on my life, all the while hiding their own indiscretions and pretending they know how it is to be a lower middle class unemployed black woman.

      So, I *do* disagree with our beloved president. I also disagree with the limited number of choices helpfully provided by the two major parties, and the obstacles to real choice.

      I'm sure you gathered that by now.

    5. Re:Flashing human brains by Imperial+Tacohead · · Score: 1

      Insofar as his speeches are eloquent, you can give most of the credit to the people who actually write said speeches. When he speaks without extensive notes and coaching is when it gets ugly.

    6. Re:Flashing human brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you are saying is his speaking is better when he practices the speech beforehand? Duh. Thats true of everybody, dumbass.

    7. Re:Flashing human brains by Anonymous+Coed · · Score: 0, Troll
      After that, he did quite well on his own without any help from his father, including turning $100k into over $15 million in his Texas Rangers Baseball investment.

      Puhleaze. You think that little AWOL-goin' coke- snortin' little shit would have been in a position to have been given such a sure-fire "investment" opportunity had his pater been anyone else? (i.e., not the sinister nexus of the shadow elite that he is?)

    8. Re:Flashing human brains by Imperial+Tacohead · · Score: 1

      That's a radical interpretation of what I said. Certainly, we can all perform significantly better given the benefit of notes and practice. Even an idiot can probably get out a full speech without making any sort of serious verbal misstep given enough coaching. (In fairness, the president does better than most idiots could probably manage.) But if you take away the coaching -- leave him to fend for himself with his wits alone at his side -- the man has not shown that he's capable of communicating in English, let alone articulating coherent arguments.

      Still, there is only so much you can tell about a man by how he speaks. His critics tend to point to that particular trait as representative of his overall intelligence, but I don't believe that there's an actual direct relationship between his shoddy grasp of English and his shoddy grasp of economics, foreign policy, or history. I have my own reasons for my lack of faith in the president, you see. ;-)

  18. Isn't the Earth just a big computer anyway? by opusbuddy · · Score: 3, Funny

    The answer is 42. What is the question?

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    1. Re:Isn't the Earth just a big computer anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you get when you multiply 6 by 9?

    2. Re:Isn't the Earth just a big computer anyway? by Walterk · · Score: 1

      54 actually...

    3. Re:Isn't the Earth just a big computer anyway? by nounderscores · · Score: 1

      I always knew there was something wrong about the whole thing.

    4. Re:Isn't the Earth just a big computer anyway? by opusbuddy · · Score: 1

      It must have happened on Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays...

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  19. That's great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But how do you do quality control? and measure for OSHA related work injuries? Unitl we have amoeba that can fill out paperwork, this is just a novelty.

  20. But computers ARE built by living cells!! by rez_rat · · Score: 1

    They're SOLD by 'em too!

    hehe :-P

  21. pot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i wonder what will happen when you smoke pot in front of the computer...will it die?

  22. How about a real article by Target+Drone · · Score: 4, Informative

    I can't find the article on BBC but United Press has one here

  23. Brain upgrades? by Badgerman · · Score: 1

    I also think if it would be possible to implant such bacteria for additional computational power in human brains -- just in case we have to upgrade them."

    I'm all for self-hacking, but in today's environment I'm not going to trust the developers.

    I can just see it now - I'm doing an advanced calculation far beyond previous human capcity, my mind BSODs (Brain Seizure Of Distraction), and my co-workers have to call my wife and ask how to reboot me.

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  24. RTF... wait, where the hell is it? by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

    ...contributes a link to Richard Black's report...

    Really? To whom was it contributed?

  25. Re:Yeah. Right. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    In short:
    1)insert bacteria into brain
    2)????
    3)smarts!

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  26. Here it is.. by leerpm · · Score: 2, Informative
  27. From the thats-a-great-idea-dept. by bobobobo · · Score: 1
    "I also think if it would be possible to implant such bacteria for additional computational power in human brains -- just in case we have to upgrade them."

    Gives new meaning to the term shit for brains I guess.

  28. stupid weak idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll be killed by the transhumanists. Shouldn't you be worshiping your "god" about now?

    1. Re:stupid weak idiot by subk · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia: You don't worship god, god worhips *YOU* you insensitive clod!

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  29. Here is the full text by vivek7006 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Friday, 14 February, 2003, 23:32 GMT
    Biology to make mini machines
    By Richard Black
    BBC science correspondent

    Computers of the future will be built not by factory machines, but by living cells such as bacteria.

    That at least is the vision which has been outlined by scientists speaking at the American Association for the Advancement of Science annual meeting in Denver.

    They have described how wires can now be made by yeast organisms, and how solar panels could be built using substances produced by sea sponges.

    Researchers believe these kind of technologies will be essential if we are to continue to shrink the size of electronic devices.

    Science of the small

    Plants and animals produce an extraordinary variety of chemical substances, all designed to help them in their lives. But some of these substances - proteins or other kinds of molecule - might also be useful in the electronics industry, as it seeks ways of making silicon chips smaller and faster.

    Another potential application is nanotechnology - science which is done at the scale of just billionths (nano) of a metre.

    Materials fabricated at this level have unusual electrical and optical properties but are costly to produce. Getting the "machinery" that already exits in biological organisms to do the work has obvious advantages.

    Some of the molecules that scientists are now investigating come from unlikely sources. Susan Lindquist, director of the Whitehead Institute in Cambridge, Massachusetts, is using yeast to produce tough wires.

    "We're using a protein from yeast that is actually called yeast prion," she said.

    "It resembles the prions that are responsible for mad cow disease. They form long, long fibres.

    "They are very thin - just 10 nanometres in width. But they go on for thousands and thousands and thousands of nanometres in length."

    Dr Lindquist has discovered how to coat these strands of prion protein in gold and silver so they conduct electricity.

    Captured rays

    Through genetic engineering, it should be possible to make the protein strands - and so the wires - in different shapes and configurations, perhaps even forming entire electronic components.

    Another researcher speaking here, Daniel Morse from the University of California, found a number of years ago that substances developed by sea sponges could be used to make silicon-based materials.

    He has now discovered that the same substances could potentially make a new generation of solar cells.

    They make a material, a special kind of titanium dioxide, which is very efficient at turning the Sun's rays into electricity.

    Dr Morse believes that making devices through biology rather than through factories would have other benefits, including for the environment.

    Human ingenuity

    He said: "Biology and bio-catalysis offers the prospects of synthesis without the recourse to toxic chemicals that are presently the basis of human manufacturing of silicon-based materials today."

    Computers made with these natural processes are not just around the corner - it will be many years before the technologies can be developed that far.

    But sea sponges and yeast offer us the possibility of making devices smaller, cheaper and cleaner than human ingenuity could develop on its own.

    Perhaps we should not be surprised, says Susan Lindquist. After all, nature has been working on the problem for a lot longer than the human brain.

    She said: "For a long time man has been harnessing horses to plough and we're just beginning to understand how to harness molecules to other kinds of purposes and just the prospect of being able to do this for the benefit of mankind is really an exciting thing."

  30. Power Supply by worst_name_ever · · Score: 1
    At least they won't have to worry about a power supply for the computers they're building in your brain - remember, the human body generates as much "bioelectric energy" as a 100W lightbulb!

    I just hope the machines don't get all uppity and decide to convert a human being into this.

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  31. Nanotech without building it from scratch by Badgerman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This article brings up the quest for nanontech- we've got plenty of functional "nanotechnology" right now in the form of living cells. Maybe its a good idea to see what they can do before reinventing the wheel.

    I recall using antibody-based dyes when I was a grad student in Neuroanatomy a decade ago. One basically used cultured antibodies to attach to certain substances in tissue being examined, carrying dyes with them. Primitive compared to this, but it did use pre-existing "biotechnology"

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    1. Re:Nanotech without building it from scratch by Ann+Coulter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem with using preexisting nanotechnology is that we had absolutely no say in its function and design. It is a bit of a mess just figuring out what enzymes do; much less running experiments on their structures, mechanisms, and (gulp) their original design process. It would be nice to be able to peice together catalytic pathways on a whim but we have very limited experience doing that. Perhaps when we have quantum computers and rapid nucleotide assemblers we can perform evolution in a test tube to design our own proteinaeous nanomachines. So far, we have to take (very small) bits and pieces from nature and use them as best we can.

  32. The plural of virus by ultraslacker · · Score: 1

    is viruses! 'virii' is a stinking neologism that has to be eradicated!

    1. Re:The plural of virus by PD · · Score: 1

      It's a perfectly cromulent word.

  33. Hoo boy by redgopher · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeast Infection v2.0, coming soon to a bacteria retailer near you...
    This bacteria-ware clears up unnessesary wires and eliminates odor.

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  34. Does this remind anyone... by eWarz · · Score: 1

    Does this remind anyone of the book Prey by Michael Crichton? *listens to wolves howl*

    1. Re:Does this remind anyone... by mgs1000 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I read the book. It sucked.

    2. Re:Does this remind anyone... by gmuslera · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not read that one... but reminder me "Blood Music" of Greg Bear instead.

  35. GIGER, anyone? by z84976 · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of H.R. Giger stuff, oh the possibilities!

  36. Suggestion: by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

    I move that timothy be the first human subject to undergo the proposed revolutionary procedure.

    Maybe the article didn't contain anything more than the submitter posted.

    We don't need no steenkin' link!

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  37. Outsourcing of bacteria by DigitalDragon · · Score: 1

    Suddenly we find out that 60% of bacterial computer manufacturing has been outsourced to India and China.

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  38. Evolution by FroMan · · Score: 1

    I already have one of these computers made of living cells. Too bad links haven't evolved yet though.

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  39. Re:Yeah. Right. by Simon+Field · · Score: 0


    Maybe the same glucose these guys eat.

    Fuel cells on the brain?

  40. Re:Yeah. Right. by superdan2k · · Score: 1

    I'd wager that they'd subside on the same nutrients from the bloodstream that everyone else does.

    Thereby starving the brain of the nutrients IT needs? No thank you.

    Furthermore, so they can build wires, etc., where does the leftovers (ie.: the "crap", or "waste", if you prefer) go? I'd prefer not to have bacteria in my brainpan, thanks.

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  41. I guess they know what they're doing... by glMatrixMode · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... but a bio computer is going to be very slow at computations. This is because chemical phenomena are intrisically slow. So they might be better at AI or Shape Recognition, but they won't replace usual computers for any computing task.

    It's more probable that these computers will have additionnal traditionnal circuits in them to allow for fast computations.

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  42. okay.. not really relevant by netwiz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I also think if it would be possible to implant such bacteria for additional computational power in human brains -- just in case we have to upgrade them."

    Uhh, screw that... Personally, I think as soon as we're technologically able, we should move away from the whole biology thing. Being in a meat body sucks sledgehammers thru a garden hose. Especially when you're considered lunch for pretty much everything on this earth that can move under it's own power, and several more that can't.

    I mean, being a biological organism has hundreds of drawbacks, not the least of which is the extremely limited environment that such organisms must occupy if they want to keep working. Imagine a brain capable of working in temperatures ranging from sub-freezing to plus-boiling, rather than the what, twenty whole degrees we've got now? (ten if you're using Celsius). It frees up a great deal of flexibility for the design of new bodies, and the best part is, nothing naturally occuring on this earth would think we're tasty.

    That said, and to get back on topic, I don't think we'll ever really see the day when bacteria are used to manufacture circuits. Trace sizes are already smaller than most living organisms, and they're difficult to work with at best. Plus, in the decade or so that they think it'll take to get this up and running, circuit requirements will be such that even engineered organisms are totally innapropriate for the task. In a few decades more, mass-produced nanoassembly should be the state of the art for this type of manufactured goods.

  43. New way to prevent the /. effect by Zapdos · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Do not post the link. Should have figured this out before the "Abandoned & Little Used Airfields" story..

  44. everybody's talking about cybernetics... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i cant believe this idiot had to mention 'brain-augmentation'... so much for an intelligent discussion. i would like to see one of those on slashdot one day.

    sometimes, i like to masturbate in my own poop!

  45. Upgrades by Capt.+DrunkenBum · · Score: 1

    {HOMER}MMMMmmmmm, brain upgrades....{/HOMER}

    I just want an ethernet port, in the back of my skull...

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    1. Re:Upgrades by AeternitasXIII · · Score: 1

      Let the war between Microsoft and OpenSource TCP/IP brain drivers begin!

    2. Re:Upgrades by Capt.+DrunkenBum · · Score: 1

      I am NOT installing a MS OS on my brain!!

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  46. Future tech support by Mu*puppy · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you think you get funny looks NOW-

    "Ummm, what are you doing to the server?"
    "Why, sprinkling blood on the motherboard. The server requires a sacrifice to stay healthy and running!"

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    1. Re:Future tech support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean you don't do this already?

      After 20 calls to Microsoft support, I decided it was all black magic anyway... been sacrificing chickens ever since. 30 months with no BSOD!

    2. Re:Future tech support by TechnoVooDooDaddy · · Score: 1

      at least virgin sacrifice won't be that difficult to come by....

      on the bright side, all those slashdot posters will suddenly become uniquely qualified!

  47. The difficult part is by Zapdos · · Score: 3, Funny

    Getting the really small clean rooms and equipment for the bacteria to use.

    1. Re:The difficult part is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you are getting a Dell-infection...

  48. Re:Yeah. Right. by Simon+Field · · Score: 3, Funny


    If you're going to put bacteria into your system on purpose, perhaps the lower intestine is best suited, as it already has a complement of commensals.

    Then you could do your thinking closer to where the rest of us do ;-)

  49. nano... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...tech anyone? i think this is pretty much a rephrasing of molectronics and nanotech as described by Drexler in "Engines of Creation", basically saying that tiny machines would create the tech of the future, and bacteria are nothing more than tiny machines...

  50. Survival Instinct by Psion · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I also think if it would be possible to implant such bacteria for additional computational power in human brains"

    Uh-huh. You go first.

    1. Re:Survival Instinct by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      From what I understand, the average person only uses 10% of their brain. Do we really need an additional computing power? If you cannot get the average person to do even simple math without a calculator, can you really expect them to do something more intrecate just because they have a computer in their head?

    2. Re:Survival Instinct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I already did... mwaa-ha-ha-ha, pitiful human...

    3. Re:Survival Instinct by syle · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new pathogenic overlords.

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      /syle

    4. Re:Survival Instinct by Ledskof · · Score: 1

      We could just grow the calculator in their head...

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  51. How about those that flunked out of school? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Like Al Gore?

    Why do leftists always paint Republican presidents as dumb? That was old and incorrect back in Eisenhower's day.

    Who really wants smart presidents anyway? They might think they could do something like solve the conflict in the Middle East with a "peace process" (whatever the fuck that is...) or even think they could talk a murderous, Stalinist regime out of producing nuclear weapons only to have that regime pop up later saying "HA HA! FOOLED YOU! SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB!!! NOW WE HAVE IT!! WOOT!"

    And how smart is someone who doesn't know what "is" means, anyway?

    1. Re:How about those that flunked out of school? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A smart president would be much better than the current one we have who thinks that he's on a mission from god. That's a truly frightening thing.

    2. Re:How about those that flunked out of school? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put words into other people's mouths much? He wasn't talking about all Republicans, to the exclusion of all Democrats. He was talking about just one person, who happens to be a Republican.

  52. The danger of biotech... by Chester+K · · Score: 1

    ...and you thought a virus made your computer act strange now.... just wait!

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  53. That has too much Randomness by Khalidz0r · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The most important factor that makes computers (machines) work is the randomlessness they have. It is even hard (or almost impossible) to build a really random number using a computer. On the other hand, living cells of any kind have much higher randomness, would they really be able to control how large this random factor is?

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    1. Re:That has too much Randomness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It is even hard (or almost impossible) to build a really random number using a computer."

      Last I checked, it wasn't almost impossible. It was just plain impossible.

      Of course, I haven't been keeping up on all the l33t research into probability, entropic and gods-know-whatelse sciences.

      However, as of two years ago, the general populace of people who should know what they're doing said, "No." to the idea of creating true RNG with computers.

    2. Re:That has too much Randomness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prions can be built from just about anything (a grain of sand for example), not just yeast. this includes human cells. with a combo of nanotechnology & prions, humans could clone themselves (organic robots)...in short we could replicate our Self...or anything else. Those people who said "No", whom you referred to, realized the possibilities. it's my current understanding that the reason the did say "No" was that they did know how, yet, to stop the prions from replicating themselves. in short, the little buggers just kept on growing...reproducing themselves!

      The implications for social control via implanted nanotechnology in humans scare the "H" out of me!!! It remindes me of "Brave New World". Of course it would all be legal!!!!!!!!! in the name of " the greatest good for the greatest number", national security, or some other sociological ethic. Maybe it scared those people too, so they said "No".

    3. Re:That has too much Randomness by giminy · · Score: 1

      Actually you can, but not with just the computer. There are companies that sell fun cards with a little bit of radioactive material inside. The card also has a little Geiger counter in it, and when the material fires off a alpha particle, the geiger counter goes "blip" and generates a 1. Since the rate of decay of a radioactive material is perfectly random over the short term, this generates truly random numbers.

      Cards aren't very expensive. You can even roll your own cheap serial port model

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  54. OS for brain implants by SirLanse · · Score: 0

    Then they will install Palladium and you can only think thoughts you have paid for.

  55. Implanting of bacteria by HeelToe · · Score: 1
    • While scientists think about small sizes and environmental benefits, I also think if it would be possible to implant such bacteria for additional computational power in human brains -- just in case we have to upgrade them.

    To me the smart thing to implant those bacteria in are the computers/machines/whatever they produce in the first place. Think about it. Your machine breaks. You throw in some "food" for the bacteria and it repairs the problem.

  56. Great.. by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


    Skynet is just around the corner.

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  57. 1-5 micron by Ann+Coulter · · Score: 1

    Bacterial cells are around 1-5 micron in length. This means that we can not employ our current state of miniturization with living elements that we currently enjoy. Interesting concept though. I guess there can be some uses for growing our circuits in flasks.

    1. Re:1-5 micron by Hayzeus · · Score: 1

      But I think the idea is that bacterial cells can synthesize elements significantly smaller than themselves.

    2. Re:1-5 micron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While cells are not at the 0.x micron range, they can grow in a 3D fashion thus increasing the amount of usable circuitary.

      Cells still have the advantage of not requiring a power supply that can handle the high frequency switching requirement (high di/dt and high current, low voltage and tight tolerance) and cooling which seems to be an issues.

  58. waaa? by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

    "It resembles the prions that are responsible for mad cow disease. They form long, long fibres."

    You're not putting that in my brain!

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  59. Port .... by urbazewski · · Score: 1
    Actually, the port goes into your spine, and attaches to this slimy pulsating organ thing that lets you play a really cool game that was invented by an astonishingly beautiful woman who isn't too picky about who she hangs out with ...

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  60. brains? ha by grub · · Score: 1


    I also think if it would be possible to implant such bacteria for additional computational power in human brains

    Forget brains, this human has a faux-Cray YMP in his underwear. Granted most of the computational power is in the back but that's a topic for another post.

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    1. Re:brains? ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does the fabric housing your computer have a racing stripe?

  61. Makes sense by doctor_no · · Score: 1

    The theory that microorganisms will manufacture goods that are usful for humans are not foreign, there is a whole industry based on it today.

    More interesting, people talk of the future being nanomachines but in reality our bodies and cells are already doing what nanomachines are said to be able to do. What other machine can take organic material and light and make usable energy in the form of ATP.

    Think about production of alternative fuels, there is already reseach in having bacteria producing hydrogen fuels in the from an enzyme called hydrogenase.

    http://www.fao.org/docrep/w7241e/w7241e0g.htm

    There is even talk of having fossil fuels being produced by bacteria. After all, fossils fuels where originally produced by bacteria millions of years ago.

    1. Re:Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What other machine........?" Prions!!!!!!

  62. Re:How about ACs that flunked out of school? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Why do ACs always paint me as a leftist because Bush is a goddamn moron? Old and incorrect? Please. Stop apologizing for the guy. Let him do it, if he can stutter out the words. "Uh..UhUh..UhhhUH UH!"

    Why do you think I want Al Gore or Clinton in the White House? I said no such thing.

    Oh. Maybe you've bought into the 'two party system', because you're a moron too?

    Don't worry Jeb, you qualify for brain flashing, just like the rest of your inbred family. :)

  63. Prey by morkfard · · Score: 1

    So Michael Crighton is a prophet after all.

  64. Re:Yeah. Right. by Ann+Coulter · · Score: 1

    I have a better idea! Why don't we use unassigned nerve cells to do our wiring? They tend to be more friendly to nervous tissue, they can have the same genetic material as the rest of your brain (with adult stem cells), they are already used to create circuits, and we know a lot more about the behavior of nerve cells in forming functional circuits, as opposed to using bacteria or some other non-animal cell source. I personally trust my own cells more than a foreign organism in EVERY circumstance.

  65. implications for space exploration? by newsdee · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. send vial of stuff to Mars
    2. send Accelera-Grow (TM) Evil inc.
    3. ...
    4. sell tickets to Disneyland Mars

    of course after 30 minutes of running time the movie follows by:

    5. send exoskeleton-enhanced soldiers to kill all human-eating giant bacterias

    Now wait this sounds familiar... :-)

    1. Re:implications for space exploration? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      6. Profit!!!

  66. Yes! by Isbiten · · Score: 1

    No need to upgrade these monsters! Just throw in some more food, and it will overclock automaticly!

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  67. that's why... by VEGx · · Score: 1

    I never wash myself!
    I'm "producing" a solar panel even as I write this...

  68. Biohazards? by whoisjoe · · Score: 1

    I have to wonder if they have thought about the biological risks of this sort of thing. What if a manufacturing process goes awry, spreading toxic bacteria?

    At the risk of sounding like an alarmist, accidents in this area could be the next generation of pollution (analogous to today's oil spills, nuclear meltdowns, etc.).

    1. Re:Biohazards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if a manufacturing process goes awry


      We get lots of free computers deposited onto random surfaces (streets, lampposts, stray dogs, etc.)
  69. This could lead by TerryAtWork · · Score: 1

    to a great democratizing of the hardware business, much as Open Source has done for software.

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  70. Well by ShooterNeo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, this isn't a new idea. But there's problems with it. The biggest is that the existing living computing cells we have to work with are very, very slow. Yes, they work in parallel and may actually do calculations using electrons at a quantum level. We should be able to duplicate this at some point with more conventional techniques, though. Also, while there would seem like living cells would have a cost and efficiency advantage, our current techniques for building microchips are themselves rather efficient. Lithography is somewhat similar to xeroxing endless copies based on a template. Most of the cost and complexity is involved in quality control, design, and contaiminant management....which wouldn't go away if we used neurons.

    1. Re:Well by ZaphodCrowley · · Score: 1

      RTFA - or even the title for christ's sake - this is about using living cells to manufacture conventional silicon and solder digital computers. NOT about biological computers.

  71. Prof. Frink disagrees... by VitrosChemistryAnaly · · Score: 2, Funny

    Prof. Frink(past): Sure, the Frinkiac-7 looks impressive, don't touch it, but I predict that within 100 years computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the 5 richest kings of Europe can own one.

    Apu: Could it be used for dating?

    Prof. Frink: Well theoretically yes, but, the matches would be so perfect as to eliminate the thrill of romantic conquest.


    See, he doesn't say anything about bacteria making the computers!!!

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  72. sponges? really? by outsider007 · · Score: 1

    and how solar panels could be built using substances produced by sea sponges

    these sponges don't happen to live in pineapples do they?

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  73. You already have enough processing power by kfg · · Score: 1

    in your brain.

    You have push the *on* button.

    Sheesh.

    KFG

  74. Explain to me again... by mypalmike · · Score: 1

    ... how sheep's bladders may be used to prevent earthquakes.

    -_-_-

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  75. here is a thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Rather than spend hours and years researching something that may never benefit humanity, how about volunteer that time to tutoring kids and spending some time in a shelter. Man is our culture totally F_cked when it comes to priorities and doing what's right. How about do something truly useful like helping your fellow creatures on this planet. That includes all creatures big and small. It doesn't mean putting humans before cattle, or endangered animals before people.

  76. Although a good built in debugger by kfg · · Score: 1

    spelling and grammer checker could come in handy.

    KFG

    1. Re:Although a good built in debugger by forbin2k · · Score: 1

      ...and an undo button, Crap I wish I hadn't posted that...

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  77. This... by Exitthree · · Score: 1

    Brings new meaning to the term "Kill active process."

  78. No real need. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The human brain is full of redundancy. You might call it mission critical. Not in the sense that, "Oh, no, my company will lose .. Suzy, get me those financial figures. This is great! We can cook the books!"

    If the human brain goes down, you go with it.

    Anyhoo, I expect that if we actually need more brainpower (which we don't seem to need, at this point), evolution/mutation/CowboyNeal will cause some of the redundancy of the brain to disappear - thereby opening up more 'processing power! woot!'

  79. Prey by dmorin · · Score: 2, Informative

    For those that are interested, Michael Crichton's new book "Prey" uses this idea as a significant plot point. I'm not plugging the book one way or another, it just happens that I listened to that section this morning on the treadmill and I'm a firm believer in encouraging such cosmic coincidency thingies.

  80. eerily similar... by Psx29 · · Score: 1

    to Michael Chritons recent book (Prey)

  81. Re:Yeah. Right. by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

    I thought it was obivious, Boogers! No more nose picken for me!

  82. Re:okay.. not really relevant by zCyl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Personally, I think as soon as we're technologically able, we should move away from the whole biology thing. Being in a meat body sucks sledgehammers thru a garden hose.

    Okay, build yourself your stainless steel body, go out into the wilderness, and fry a transistor, sizzle a magnet, or snap a connector. Then limp around for a few hours, days, or years waiting hopelessly for it to heal.

    Organic bodies may have their hangups, but you're far more likely to survive on your own as an organic body than as any machine made by man.

    Eventually, with extraordinary leaps in nanotechnology we might be able to make sufficiently self-repairing and resilient artificial machines, but by that point, we'd be getting pretty close to a biological system.

  83. Re:Yeah. Right. by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1
    And just what exactly are these bacteria going to eat while they're inside your skull to build all these little computer parts? Brain tissue? Meninges? Cerebrospinal fluid? Do tell.

    The organic material that other foreign organisms use to live and reproduce in our bodies. I think the poster envisioned brain enhancement as employing organic tissue, not little bacteria-built pentiums, so the bacteria wouldn't be hunting around your corpus for silicon and gold.

  84. Re: Your "coincidence" is my "incorrect" by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    Science Fiction often bases itself on the current speculations of the future based on what the "leading edge" of technology is at the time.
    Call that "coincidence"? I dont, but you're an idiot.

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  85. Sounds great ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But what happens when they form thier own union?

  86. Re:okay.. not really relevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, if you're converted to a machine, what motivates you?

  87. Wow by Blueice88 · · Score: 0

    this is a new evolution of biotechnology!! this is great,folks!I read an article, Who talk about the computers of the future.According this article, Within 10 years, the computers Dont need repairs!the repair Could be Automatic!Who guess which this fact happen in the near future?? best regards. Blueice88

  88. This doesn't surprise me by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 1, Troll

    We've already been using computers for years to download pr0n consisting of images of naked living cells. It's only natural that the distribution medium itself should be made from living cells.

  89. Re:Yeah. Right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eat?? They do it for the love, man.

  90. horses and other molecules... by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    Perhaps we should not be surprised, says Susan Lindquist. After all, nature has been working on the problem for a lot longer than the human brain.

    She said: "For a long time man has been harnessing horses to plough and we're just beginning to understand how to harness molecules to other kinds of purposes and just the prospect of being able to do this for the benefit of mankind is really an exciting thing."


    And if you get a molecule big enough, you get a blue whale. Way to go, Susan!

  91. 10% used brain by TuringTest · · Score: 1

    is a MYTH. Besides that, it has no scientific meaning saying that "90% of brain capacity is unused", since brain capacity can not really be measured.

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    1. Re:10% used brain by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      I admit, that was a bad example, but ment to prove a point. People are lazy. They don't really think for themselves even the most basic things sometimes. How is going to but a computer in them going to help? It is like someone who keeps purchasing a new computer all the time but the only they do with it is play solitare. It is just a waste.

    2. Re:10% used brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am picturing you on fire and it makes me smile.

    3. Re:10% used brain by TuringTest · · Score: 1

      yes, you have a point there. This "mind expansion" technique would be useful to people doing intelectual work (scientists, engineers, politicians...) but not to the same people doing routine tasks with "automatic pilot" on.

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  92. A New Type of Virus??? by Jim_Hawkins · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Scientists have described how wires can now be made by yeast organisms..."

    So does the mean that computer viruses of the future will be known as...yeast infections?

  93. So, if these organisms excrete components by TheLoneGundam · · Score: 1

    We will no longer be able to say "this wire is a piece of shit!" and have it mean anything bad!

  94. How about this... by hackwrench · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Planetary network: Network that covers the entire planet.
    Gaia:Any of a number of theories that deal with the planet as a system.

  95. doubly irrelevant by Infonaut · · Score: 1
    I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you've never been an athlete, or pushed your body to extremes in order to overcome a challenge. I know, I know, it doesn't fit the geek credo, but using your body for more than just punching keys and moving joysticks (he said "joysticks") can be fun, you know.

    Plus, what's with the "considered lunch for pretty much everything on this earth..." comment? I mean, when's the last time ANY creature other than a human was a threat to you?

    Cyborg sex? Uh... if you're into airbrushed Japanese dorm art, I guess it's appealing, but I'll take the good old fashioned organic variety any day. :-)

    I'd say there's an even 50/50 chance that you're just leg-pulling with this whole "who needs biology" notion, but due to the lack of emoticonifcation, I'm left wondering.

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    1. Re:doubly irrelevant by netwiz · · Score: 1

      I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you've never been an athlete, or pushed your body to extremes in order to overcome a challenge. I know, I know, it doesn't fit the geek credo, but using your body for more than just punching keys and moving joysticks (he said "joysticks") can be fun, you know.

      I swim and bicycle regularly, and used to skate with a modicum of proficiency, before I fell four lousy feet off a stage, destroying my right ankle. I suffered what the surgeon termed, "the equivalent of a professional sports career-ending injury." I'm lucky enough to walk with no problems whatsoever, but running more than 50 yards, or jumping, annoys the hell out of it. I guess I should be glad that basketball isn't one of my passions.

      Plus, what's with the "considered lunch for pretty much everything on this earth..." comment? I mean, when's the last time ANY creature other than a human was a threat to you?

      I dunno. Let me introduce you to a few things like Haemophilus influenzae, or Mycobacterium avium, or Staphylococcus aureus, or Streptococcus pyogenes (which I just recently managed to beat down, _again_). And that's just the short list of upper respiratory bacteria. I haven't even gotten to the nasty stuff, like the plague, or hell, the whole range of viruses, like Ebola.

      Furthermore, myself, naked, in the wilderness, is lunch for pretty much anything in or above my weight class (about 80 kilos). The only reason I'm not regularly on the menu is because I'm surrounded by about five million other members of my species, and nearly everything w/ four legs on my continent is terrified of even small groups of humans. Even 1000Kg bears get the hell out of our way in the forests. It's because over the last several millennia, they've come to realize that humans will kill them, with frightening efficiency.

      Cyborg sex? Uh... if you're into airbrushed Japanese dorm art, I guess it's appealing, but I'll take the good old fashioned organic variety any day. :-)

      Sex? Oh, you mean that half-billion-year-old endorphinic response that so regularly twists the mind to it's bidding? Apparently you haven't noticed, but that smug intellect you're sporting is a cruel trick of your DNA to ensure _its_ survival, not yours. Along with that comes the aformentioned biological response, set up so that your mind can't make an end run around the real purpose of your existence, which is to madly screw any and all females in the vicinity, in the hopes of producing a viable offspring, so that the species can continue.

      Granted, the endorphin release is fun, and I don't like to rant on this subject to my girlfriend, who's caught up in ideas like love and romance, but I'm bothered by the ring zero process in my head that interrupts any meaningful thought every time a cute piece of ass walks into my field of vision. It gets old after a while. And I don't think it ever gets any less intrusive.

      I'd say there's an even 50/50 chance that you're just leg-pulling with this whole "who needs biology" notion, but due to the lack of emoticonifcation, I'm left wondering.

      I'm _dead_serious_. I think that the major causes of our society's lack of advancement (not that it's not occuring, but in fits and starts) is due to the millions of years of leftover evolution that's gone into our half-assed bodies. There's behavioral tendencies in there that sicken me. Greed, for one. The need to have more than your neighbor leads back hundreds of thousands of years; to impress a potential mate, to look good for the tribe. It's pathetic. The fact that someone can want something and just nonchalantly kill for it. You say nurture, I say reptilian hindbrain. In truth, we're both right. But then there's the stupidity brought about by love, and the red mist of murderous rage, both cases where rational thought goes right out the window, and we're left to our baser, more animal instincts. And don't even get me started on the gross inadequacies of our current physical frame. It's barely functional, with more engineering hacks than a Rube Goldberg device. Have you ever seen the method that the proteins use to make your muscles contact? There's a method begging for a clean-sheet design.

      I, for one, would prefer we left these things behind ASAP, or at least refined mind and body, so as not to usurp our humanity for our primatism.

      (Mods: I'm pretty sure this has escalated right to the edge of flamewar, and it's potentially off topic, please treat as you see fit)

    2. Re:doubly irrelevant by Saeger · · Score: 1
      The need to have more than your neighbor leads back hundreds of thousands of years; to impress a potential mate, to look good for the tribe. It's pathetic.

      That it is, but what's interesting is how a gift economy emerges when there's an abundance of resources - your success is then judged not by your material possessions but by how much you contribute to others. This is/was common among many cultures, including native americans, scientists, etc., but is gradually being "subverted" by greed in an exchange-based (capitalistic) economy. As humans increase in population exponentially, resources will only get more scarce (so greed is good for ME), until parallel exponential trends allow a return to economies of unimaginable abundance, and then, very shortly thereafter... Singularity.

      I, for one, would prefer we left these things behind ASAP, or at least refined mind and body, so as not to usurp our humanity for our primatism.

      I'm with you on that.

      It's my #1 fear that a very high percentage of all civilizations, including our own, destroy themselves with technology vastly more advanced than their own primitive biology can cope with (hence, my .sig).

      (PS. I marked you as a /. friend because I want to associate myself with link-minded individuals. Damn evolutionary psychology! :-)

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      Power to the Peaceful
  96. does this mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that i have to get my PC a proper burial when it died on me? will the decomposing machine smells as bad as human carcass ?

  97. Re: Your "coincidence" is my "incorrect" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coincidence that the story was on slashdot the same day he read it in the book, you fucking moron. How the christ does somebody with your level of intelligence get a karma bonus?

  98. Who modded this crap up?� by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think as soon as we're technologically able, we should move away from the whole biology thing.

    Don't you think it might be a good idea to first understand this whole biology thing?

  99. Re:Yeah. Right. by vrmlguy · · Score: 1
    Jeez, I just spent all my moderator points this morning, then I saw your posts. Let me see if I can explain this in words small enough for you to understand.

    First, does your brian get starved of nutrients when you exercise? No, because at any given moment you have more oxygen and glucose in your bloodstream than you can use. You don't have one circulatory system for your brain and another for the rest of your body. Your brain takes what it needs, which is a fixed amount, your muscles take what they need, which is a variable amount. But there's enough buffering in the system that you don't start experiencing shortages until you go several days with out food or water. (Your muscles get tired when you exercise because they can't extract oxygen from the bloodstream fast enough, not because your blood starts to run out of oxygen.)

    The "crap" would go back into your blood, just like the "crap" from your muscles when you use them. Again, there's enough excess capacity in the system to buffer normal fluctuations in the production of waste material.

    Finally, unless you're consuming antibiotics, you already have benign bacteria living in your body, although they don't often cross the brain-blood barrier and enter the cerebellum.

    --
    Nothing for 6-digit uids?
  100. Re: Your "coincidence" is my "incorrect" by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    Failure to comprehend, I guess you're an idiot too. But that would be redundant.

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    -- 'The' Lord and Master Bitman On High, Master Of All
  101. Mirror by DigiBoi · · Score: 1

    Here is a Mirror.

    --
    I put on my robe and wizard hat.
  102. Re:How about ACs that flunked out of school? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes- we all know how many morons have Master's degrees from Harvard. Shut the fuck up.

  103. Re:okay.. not really relevant by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Funny

    Being in a meat body sucks

    Virgin!
    ;- )

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    You can't take the sky from me...

  104. Actually, yes, my brain does get starved by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's what is refered to as 'bonk' by endurance athletes. Bonk isn't when the muscles run out of fuel, that's just getting tired. Bonk is when the muscles have consumed so much glucose the brain begins to starve.

    You only have enough glusoce in your system, including stored in your liver, for about two hours of intense aerobic exercise.

    That's why God invented bananas. It wasn't just a dirty joke.

    KFG

  105. Re:Yeah. Right. by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

    No kidding. Remember the size of computers of the 70's? And those were friggen calculators. Adding anything really useful to our brains would probably be a comparable size.

    "Nice Hat!"

  106. skeptical by Loie · · Score: 1

    sure, 10um is really small, but if Intel and AMD already have 90um processes ready for *commercial launch, i'm not so sure this newborn method will provide any revolution. also, i fail to see how any amount of genetic engineering can tell a bunch of one celled bacterium to make me a 32 bit ALU.

  107. Not only that but..... by mandrake*rpgdx · · Score: 1

    If we use our own unassigned nerves, we won't have a risk of the body rejecting the material. I'm not a sceintist, but i'm pretty sure any forign object within the body (including bacteria not their in the first place) would be rejected by the white blood cells. This could be really bad....

    and not only that, but why the hell would i want mushrooms growing out of my head? Being smart as I am is already a social stigma, let alone having tubers growing out of my skull.

    1. Re:Not only that but..... by juhaz · · Score: 1

      There are already millions of symbiotic bacteria inside you, and none of those are "there in the first place", they don't share your DNA, nor does your body in any other way automagically create them.

      You do usually get them very early (mothers milk, etc.), but they are nevertheless foreign. And they may get lost even at adult age from eg. antibiots and after you regain them, they still are not rejected.

      Of course they stay where they are, most in digestive track, and at least some of the even normally beneficial bacteria could cause fatal infection if it somehow slipped into bloodstream, and in that case, immune system naturally would fight against it.

      And you are not exactly showing your alleged smarts by believing symbionts living in internal organs (eg. brains) would somehow cause "tubers" or "mushrooms" to grow out of your head, either.

  108. Re:okay.. not really relevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eckeltricity.

  109. Programming This Thing. by anubi · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Have you noticed the cell itself is a computer?

    It can be programmed!

    By altering its DNA sequence, we can program a biological cell to do dammed near anything. We have the codes for Electric Eels. We have the codes for Photosynthesis. We have the codes to make light. We have the codes to make motion. And its completely recyclable! Foo, if it wears out or no longer provides and intended function, we can even feed it to the cat!

    What are we waiting for, fellas! This is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

    The Genome is source code!

    --
    "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." [KJV: I Thessalonians 5:21]

    1. Re:Programming This Thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. The Genome is object code!

    2. Re:Programming This Thing. by Odin's+Raven · · Score: 1
      Have you noticed the cell itself is a computer?

      Cool -- I'm my own personal Beowulf cluster! ;-)

      --
      A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
    3. Re:Programming This Thing. by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

      Cool -- I'm my own personal Beowulf cluster! ;-)

      Wow.. profound..

      (and I'm quite serious)

    4. Re:Programming This Thing. by anubi · · Score: 1
      Yeh.. quite right..

      No sooner that I hit the submit button, that was pestering me.

      This whole thing excites me to no end... now if we could only "reverse engineer" and "haxor" this thing, we may understand how its "instruction processor" works, and be able to design some sort of compiler.

      Once we have some sort of compiler, as we work with biochemists, there is no telling what kind of stuff we can code. And thats the beauty of it.. we never have to make anything.. we just code it and have it make itself.

      The whole idea of this concept makes me dizzy, but it appears to be completely feasable.

      --
      "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." [KJV: I Thessalonians 5:21]

    5. Re:Programming This Thing. by forkboy · · Score: 1

      The sad part is, this kind of research is only going to get funding of any sort when the military figures out they can use it to hurt or kill people. And ironically, this is the kind of technology that could move mankind past the ways of our current state of evolution, full of dogma and warmongering.

      Also, as a society, we need to learn to control our behavior, including reproduction habits and industrial pollution before we start coding ourselves to be disease resistant and live forever, otherwise we'll only accelerate the destruction of the planet. (And ourselves!)

      --
      This message brought to you by the Council of People Who Are Sick of Seeing More People.
    6. Re:Programming This Thing. by xpl_the_myst · · Score: 1

      This by itself wouldnt have been that great if it were not for the fact that there's an enormous amount of parallelism possible with this kinda stuff. I mean, all these neurons also fire according to some rules, cells too are in some sense programmed by rules to do something and we could use them for computing in that sense. Computers are eveywhere. But what is crucial is whether it can be used practically to achieve something. At least, DNA have been used to solve the Hamiltonian problem (which, is in computer science lingo, an NP-Hard problem, meaning, quite roughly, that it inherently takes exponential computational steps) by L Adleman. This was the thing that actually boosted all such dna and cellular and molecular and any-other-teeny-weeny-thing computing to such (overrated, imo) importance. This link - http://www2.hmc.edu/~belgin/dnacomp.html - could be a starter for someone interested.

      >> This is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

      This thing is nowhere that close to reality yet, so we gotta stick to sliced bread ;-)

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      This sig is empty.
    7. Re:Programming This Thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What are we waiting for, fellas! This is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

      The Genome is source code!"

      We're waiting for adequate progamming tools.

      Right now gene code writers write not even in assembly, but in machine(sic) code.

  110. And you *know* Bush is a moron *how*? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And face it, in a 2-party system attacking the leader of one party implicitly puts you in the other party.

    1. Re:And you *know* Bush is a moron *how*? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
      The simplest explanation - it is much eaiser to postulate he is a moron, than the smartest guy in the world, and a incredible actor to boot.

      The two party system is crap, and those who think that its enough are only shorting themselves a real government.

  111. Trapper keeper 2000 by MarkoNo5 · · Score: 1

    Hurry up, I want my trapper keeper 2000 !!!

    but mohoooom

  112. This is exactly like that Michael Crichton book by scotay · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know the one with the smart gorillas that are protecting the diamond mine. Except the gorillas are really tiny sea sponges making solar panels. That, and there are no diamonds.

    Man, that guy is smart.

  113. Re:How about ACs that flunked out of school? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Masters Degree? Sure. Why can't he form a complete sentence, using *actual words in the English language?

    You are a fucking dumbass if you think that a piece of paper *makes* you smart. Eat a big plate of your own shut the fuck up. Thanks.

    PS. Blow me.

  114. Michael Crichton? by moankey · · Score: 1

    This sounds familiar to the premise behind Michael Crichtons latest book Prey.

  115. A new use for Microsoft Automatic Upgrades by alizard · · Score: 1
    Imagine the convenience of letting Microsoft upgrade not only your computer, but your brain.

    I look forward to see the alpha release of this.

    On somebody else's wetware

  116. Re:Yeah. Right. by Allegro · · Score: 1

    Brain tissue, meninges, or Cerebrospinal fluid?

    Yes.

    --
    Don't let the lusers get you down.
  117. DNA computing by topologist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm surprised DNA Computing doesn't seem to be mentioned anywhere in the discussion. It's still in its infancy, but I think it shows great potential, especially for parallelizable computations.

  118. No repairing by Madchatthew · · Score: 1

    I would think that since the pc would be made from living organisms that it would never break down unless something came along and wiped them out...like an actual virus. I would think they would be able to program them to fix anything that started to decay or wear down.

  119. Re:How about ACs that flunked out of school? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't feel bad. I abandoned my Slashdot account over being harrased for the exact same thing a year or two ago. It's not worth my time to worry about an online reputation that can be modded by idiots.

  120. Re:okay.. not really relevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're not thinking ahead. In your robot body you can just press the "Orgasm" button.

  121. I've seen this before by Herr+Brush · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I was a kid i read an Ironman comic where he was using bacteria to make the computer chips for the suit. This was at least 15 yrs ago so the idea for this kind of technology has been around for a long time.

  122. Petition Taco to get Timothy a Holiday by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1

    It's only monday and already Timothy posted two stories with a missing link.

    As a concerned member of the slashdot community wishing to avoid a similar phenomena to the duplicate stories from starting I suggest that we should petition CmdrTaco to give Timothy some mandatory holidays, a weekend of rest (hmm, what might he have been doing last weekend?) being evidently not enough.

    And of course, in the finest /. tradition I am just pointing out what the rest of the /. community should do but I don't intend to do anything about it myself except ranting in this post, do as I write, not as I do ;)

    --
    "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates,
  123. Yes, so have others... by cr0sh · · Score: 3, Interesting
    DNA and RNA work together, performing essentially the same function as a Turing machine, where the base pairs form instructions to that machine. You are right in saying that the genome is source code, and that technically, cells can be programmed, but we are a long way away from being able to program them.

    The problem to programming cells is that the program being run is likely very simple, but produces extremely complex results (and no, this is not my idea, but the idea of others - its most recent proponent is Stephen Wolfram - read his book "A New Kind of Science" for more info on this).

    Now, I know I am going to be flamed or ridiculed by that last statement, but after having read the book, and realizing its implications (while simultaneously realizing that I will have to re-read the book many times over to truely understand it), I honestly believe that what Wolfram has done is original. True, there were many others before him - but he has managed to take the collected works, and work out a verbalized theory of what all of it means (instead of it continuing to be just a collection of individual research papers and such). Many others before him came close to that verbalization (which he acknowledges in the text), but did not continue with the thread of thought, or publish it in some manner.

    If this is something that interests you, you owe it to yourself to read the book (as well as other books on such ideas as "emergence" - look up "Out of Control", the title of a good book on this phenomena). Also look up "Matrioshka Brains", "Sanger Institute: C. Elegans Project", "Singularity", and of course, "Nanotech", "Foresight Institute" - also "Hans Moravec".

    Google on this information, it is *all* related. If you begin to understand it all, you should become both frightened and excited, all at the same time. You should also begin to question your own sanity, as well as the sanity of the world around you. Much of what is out there seems like it is something that borders on the "lunatic fringe", but once you really start to study it, it doesn't sound that implausible at all (especially the emergence stuff, and the way large corporations appear to act, if looked at as being emergent entity beings).

    Have fun, and good luck (oh, btw, keep this in mind - if emergent behavior is a true thing - and everything points to that it is, as long as feedback loops exist - then what would you as a human do if one of your neurons suddenly became sentient, and realized that it made up a "whole" greater than the sum of the parts? Now, look on that as what happens if a human can figure out how a "corporate entity being" is "thinking" - don't you think that being would look to "exterminate" that rogue unit?)...

    --
    Reason is the Path to God - Anon
    1. Re:Yes, so have others... by anubi · · Score: 1
      True, Its not my original idea, I had just seen it elsewhere and noted it had not been brought up in this forum.

      And there are few things I would like to see discussed more than this, but there are few forums other than Slashdot where this kind of topic would ever generate any intelligent discussion.

      The reason I posted is that I find the whole concept to be the greatest thing since the invention of the computer itself. Here we are, surrounded by a sea of code snippets that do all sorts of things. These machines even make themselves. But we don't quite understand the instruction processor yet. This is going to require all the skills of the reverse engineer and the haxor to understand the coding underlying the genome's instruction set and from that build a compiler. The payout is absolutely enormous.

      Look at us.. if you consider the three base pair which form a codon, which calls out which amino acid which is to be inserted into the protein being synthesized, as a "byte", our total genome comes to about 1 gigabyte. 1 gigabyte. To code a human! Geez, thats not much!

      The ability to code into existence literally anything, have it do precisely what we need, even down to the molecular level, in any scale we want, and then be completely re-cycleable once the task they were designed for is completed, to me, is absolutely awesome.

      Like, who wants to worry about overheating power supplies or deteriorating electrolytic capacitors if we can code an organism to pull its power from ambient light and perform the desired task? And that task is not limited to just number crunching either; it can be molecular manufacturing or conversions on a massive scale. I see no limit on the amount of "parallel processing" that can take place.

      In short, this technology has me more excited with anticipation than anything I have ever seen or dreamed of.

      --
      "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." [KJV: I Thessalonians 5:21]

    2. Re:Yes, so have others... by anonemouse2 · · Score: 1

      It IS ominous!! Especially the programming. Who? What? The business & political ramifications are the "complex results". I suspect it's a Faustian bargain. The old issue of "we can, therefore we should" arises. Ahhh for the religion of inevitable progress!!!

    3. Re:Yes, so have others... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
      I didn't think so - the meme has been around for a while.

      As far as the human genome being so small (raltively), whereas the sum of it's parts is the greater (a human being) - there is interesting stuff here. From what I have read, a lot of the human genome map is "junk" DNA - that is, DNA codes which seem to serve no useful purpose. Of course, then one reads about self-organizing circuit systems which "build" an oscillator with parts seemingly not needed - but take the parts away, and the circuit ceases to operate.

      I really must impress upon you to read Stephen Wolfram's book - despite reviews which seem to pan it as being nothing more than a rehash of older information, I truely believe after reading it that he is on to something - that the information he has given us (and "given" really is the right word - honestly, he isn't making money off the book - something like 50,000 copies printed, and only selling them for around $40.00 (US), for a ~1300 page book!) could possibly lead to the understanding and reverse-engineering of the human genome (ie, being able to code for/on/with it), among other interesting possibilities.

      As far as my thoughts about a corporate entity "eliminating" a perceived threat:

      I think there is a level at which the business must grow to in order to become such a "self-organized, emergent being" - I think it is somewhere around 500-1000 employees. There also must be excellent communication among the employee units, as well. Most larger companies fit this bill (ie, Microsoft, IBM, Sony, etc). The more units, the "smarter" the entity. The real problem is that as a "sub-unit", an individual will most likely find it impossible to figure out what the "corporate being" is thinking. We have an inkling something is happenning (which is among the reasons why we anthromorphize companies), but we never really know what is truely happenning.

      The scary thing is that neither do the people running the corporation - they may pretend they do, but they really don't. We call certain companies "evil" based on their business practices - but rarely are the principles, and hardly ever the employees, of the company act in a malign manner. They simply are following a certain business ruleset (the program), which also runs in a distributed manner (among the employee units and groups within the corporate entity).

      Another thing to consider - what happens when you get these corporate groups together, in another organization, with feedback loops, etc - would another "larger" entity arise? Groups like the MPAA and RIAA may be indicative of this. Governments are another larger system like this. Of course, this can scale to the planet. I also tend to wonder about how the internet, connecting people, seems to have a totally "separate" mind from the "corporate entitys" - it is like the employee units are being used in two separate entity "minds", one corporate, the other private - but they do interact, because the corporate helps make up the internet, and vice-versa (this hurts your head if you think too long about it).

      I tend to wonder if it isn't at all possible for the elimination of some of the sub-units (ie, those that get "too smart" for the entity minds) wouldn't involve actual death, but a death that seems natural, or at worse, accidental. I also tend to wonder if me merely dicussing this and thinking about it, will cause my "premature departure"? After all, the feedback loop is running as we discuss this, right?

      Lastly, on the idea of "killing" these entitys, should it prove to be needed (or desired): If these entitys are a fact, and can be proven - then it would do us well to study exactly why companies like Enron and such folded and went under. People point and say "Greed and Corruption!" - but why did such memes take hold, and how would you "insert" such a meme into the "host entity"? In this case, the meme of "greed and corruption" could act like a virus, devouring the company from inside out. Another way might be to sever the lines of feedback - without feedback, the organism would die (this is true of any organism). In the case of the greed meme, the feedback was probably destroyed by distrust - but are there other ways to sever the links?

      Think about the future "hacker" - instead of creating viruses to destroy corporate servers, the hacker might instead be able to create and insert destructive "memes" in the corporate entity, to bring about its total destruction? A more savvy hacker could possibly insert a meme or something to have information come back to him, or possibly even change the entity in some way (imagine a way to change a corporation from greedy to alruistic, or vice-versa) that would benifit him or others? Could one corporate entity do this to another? Why not? Could it be detected, and if so, how?

      These and many other questions of this nature arise, and it may be a *very* dangerous, but challenging, game to play, if you choose to play it.

      --
      Reason is the Path to God - Anon
  124. Shameless Star Trek Reference (STTR) by Covant · · Score: 2, Funny

    This will one day give me the chance to quote star trek, without non-trekkies thinking I'm on crack.

    "Aaaack! The circuit is using a triaxilating frequency! Check the neural peptide levels!"

    --
    "Peace, Love and Apathy"
  125. Wait a minute by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

    Before we all go rushing off into a discussion about how much more powerful and smaller computer will be in the future, perhaps we should start discussing who will need such systems. It's fine and dandy to come up with a way to build 60 GHZ processors but who would be willing to buy such a CPU? How much computing power do we need before we get into the realm of the uneconomical and overkill? Do we really need to spend $1000 on a CPU when a $100 model that is only a quater of the speed would be sufficient.

    --
    There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes,
    most of us won't be able to afford it.
    -- Lemmy
  126. Re:okay.. not really relevant by netwiz · · Score: 1

    Eventually, with extraordinary leaps in nanotechnology we might be able to make sufficiently self-repairing and resilient artificial machines, but by that point, we'd be getting pretty close to a biological system.


    And _this_, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly what I'm talking about. To the point of extraordinary leaps, I don't think it's that far off. Five decades, maybe seven. Quoting Drexler (which I'm sure is going to dampen my argument), if medical science doesn't drive this, the requirements for computing will.

    Furthermore, I'm not talking about stainless steel/transistor/connector type stuff. I'm talking nanomechanical/nanoelectric neuron replacment, along w/ significant changes to the skeletomuscular systems (diamondoid/corundum skeleton using interlocking carbon nanotube muscular replacements). None of the materials could even be attacked in our current environment, and would be highly resistant to acids/bases (altho not indefinitely), vacuum, high pressure (+100psi enviros). Once the problem of existing in a biological neural network is addressed, you can pitch the digestive system, endocrine, lymphatic, circulatory, liver, kidneys, pancreas... I could go on. Add to that the fact that all the raw materials needed for repair are found right at hand in the soil (well, maybe not some of the more exotic metals, but carbon and hydrogen and oxygen are.), and hell, you'd need low-level nanoassemblers to build such a thing in the first place; they'd be kept around for field repairs.

    What's probably the greatest single advantage is that it's not all probablistic guesswork. Right now, the fact that all the proteins in your body do their job is because the odds are stacked in their favor. Things still break, but the odds are slim, and if they do go, there's two or more methods that have to break before you're totally screwed. In an engineered system like a car, you need less failsafes, since the odds can be stacked much higher. Assume protein systems have a failure rate of 1 in 100. Artificial mechanical systems have rates of failure approaching 1 in trillions. What's the error rate for your hard disk? And that's achieved with standard bulk matter manufacturing processes! (granted, the average is about 1 in a million, but that's still five orders of magnitude better than the biological rates, even considering a four tier backup system, each w/a 1/10^2 failure rate)

    I'm probably off w/ the fail rates for biosystems, but I'm fairly sure I'm within 2 orders of magnitude.

  127. The cool thing by eniu!uine · · Score: 2, Funny

    is that there won't be any more confusion about computer viruses.. they'll be just like any other viri.

    I've still haven't forgiven myself for not patenting desktop themes and links. I'm definately not missing the boat on this one. I've already patented cell replication.

  128. The Rise of the Technocratic Psychopaths by irishkev · · Score: 1
    The Rise of the Technocratic Psychopaths
    Computers of the future will be built not by factory machines, but by living cells such as bacteria.

    Our computers will be built by bacteria? The magic nanobots will amaze and dazzle us. Excellent.

    Maybe humans will be able to enhance themselves so they can work 24 hours per day without care or complaint. Wouldn't that be great? Nanotechnology can be used to build anything! Why eat an apple grown the old fashioned way. That's not cool. Surely ADM will just assemble one for you.

    In all seriousness, we must be extremely cautious of the new biomolecular and nanotechnologies. Even if you don't heed the words of Bill Joy, with his dire warnings about self replicating nanotechnology, consider the type of world the Them have in mind for the rest of us once control of nanotechnology is achieved. Should private tyrannies, the same corporations that are responsible for the horrific state of the planet, be trusted with what amounts to the power of creation?

    Technology is being used to harness our productive and creative energies for the exclusive benefit of an increasingly adept and devious elite. The more advanced technology becomes, the lower wages (and higher taxes) go. Why? Because technology allows the Them to stick it to us in an ever increasing number of ways. Simple. Beautiful. Diabolical. Graph it, in terms of individual buying power, if you doubt what I'm saying. This race to the bottom is a byproduct of technological advancement in the hands of psychopaths. Twenty first century technology, under the command and control of an elite with 19th century attitudes, will almost definitely lead to the destruction of most life on this planet. Interestingly enough, technology is not the problem. The intent of the user is the problem.

    Yeah, yeah, Kevin. We know all of that. This has been the case since the beginning of the Industrial Revolution. So what, in the name of God, are you on about?

    This is the point: Technology is being used to enslave us. If you doubt that, you aren't taking an objective look at modern society. But we are now entering a phase where the technologies under development are more dangerous than anything we have ever dabbled with; and they have lower barriers to entry than, say, nuclear weapons. Humans have only possessed the capability of destroying life on this planet for about the last sixty years. Whether or not we make it another 60 years depends on our ability to show restraint and to reflect on our previous mistakes. Blindly adopting new technology that has the capacity to enslave or extinguish all life on this planet is the height of folly, yet this is standard operating procedure.

    What's the difference, really, between primates and humans? Humans can write things in books, create websites and launch rockets into space, but both species basically look to a silverback for guidance and fling their feces when agitated. If you want to get an idea of how successful humans will be with nanotechnology and genetic engineering, place a crate full of hand grenades into a habitat containing several apes or gorillas and watch what happens.

    And before you accuse me of being a continual downer, listen to Joe Frank's, An Enterprising Man (RealAudio stream) . Joe Frank's site. This makes me laugh so damn hard I almost forget it's The End.

  129. yeah yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 3092829th story about some revoluationary technology that will be here in "10-20 years" or so but will never actually see.

  130. Re:okay.. not really relevant by naasking · · Score: 1

    A mix of the best of both worlds would be the ideal solution. Engineer our DNA to produce metal skin to survive temperature extremes, greater mental capacities, etc.

  131. oh crap my ram died again.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it really died!!

  132. Damn, forgot to feed my PC by jlazzaro74 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I left town for the weekend and my worthless friend forgot to feed my PC. Now over half my memory is dead and my rotting CPU is stinking up the place. I rushed it to the emergency room for a transplant, but they were unable to save my hard drive.

    Those damn Biocomputer Rights fanatics got wind of it and are threatening to take away for placement in a better home. Christ, it was an accident, it's not like I've been beating the damn thing!

    Anyhow, I'm now on a CPU donor waiting list. I don't know that I'll be able to afford the operation, what with the cost of the antibiotics I've already got it on. I would just buy a new one, but I can't get approved with those BCR freaks breathing down my neck. Jesus I miss cold, unfeeling silicon.

  133. Non-biological not much better by bluGill · · Score: 1

    I've been working constrution for a while, and we don't work when it is colder than -20f. I personally can work in that tempature, but the equipment we use won't work. Oil gets too thick when it gets cold. Changing too a lighter grade of oil doesn't give sufficant protection. Metals also start getting brittel (depends on the metal), and plastics are even worse. Cords no longer bend.

    Mind you I don't like working when in is -20, but I can bundle up and do it. The equipment I use can't handle it.

  134. Re: Thinking on the Job (corporate) by anubi · · Score: 1
    This is so different I just had to reply as a new sub-post.

    Have fun, and good luck (oh, btw, keep this in mind - if emergent behavior is a true thing - and everything points to that it is, as long as feedback loops exist - then what would you as a human do if one of your neurons suddenly became sentient, and realized that it made up a "whole" greater than the sum of the parts? Now, look on that as what happens if a human can figure out how a "corporate entity being" is "thinking" - don't you think that being would look to "exterminate" that rogue unit?)...
    You see it too.

    I used to work in a tiny aerospace firm. We got bought out by a big firm. They brought in loads of professional executive-suit types that had business-seminar trained personnel skills. Now, instead of being good engineers, we were expected to be "team players" which was a code word for backing up the executive types on wherever they decided to "lead" us, whether or not we could find anything in the laws of physics to support us in such an endeavor. Those of us who stuck by our guns soon found ourselves looking for employment elsewhere.

    It was a question of "obedience to authority", as Stanley Milgram so wisely put it. The problem is that many of us, as engineers, could not delegate the responsibility of what we knew would be an inevitable failure, onto someone else. We, as engineers, knew if it wasn't right, it was our fault, no-one else's. Given this, we could not give management the "team-player spirit" they wanted if we weren't confident ourselves that we had the support of the laws of physics to back us up. Therefore, we *had* to go. A manager is worth a helluva lot more than an engineer anyway.. geez, look at the pay scales and who has pads of termination notices in their drawer.

    Soon things went haywire, stuff went way over-budget, lots of technical problems, and they ended up selling out to even a bigger corporate entity. I am not privy anymore to how they are handling it...I'm no longer in it.

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  135. Computers are being built by living cells. by ioannes · · Score: 1

    Don't we qualify.

  136. Programming languages of the future? by sega · · Score: 1

    How would such a technology affect the way we make programs? Would they still use 0 and 1(binary)?

  137. Re:okay.. not really relevant by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1

    [Obligatory Borg reference]
    "Resistance is futile."
    [/Obligatory Borg Reference]

    Need I say more? Your idea sounds like the beginning of that.....

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  138. I see - "success" == "moron" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, it's even simpler to believe you're a vindictive idiot who can't make a cogent argument against Bush's policies and decisions so you resort to ad hominem attacks.

    1. Re:I see - "success" == "moron" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it simpler to respond like this. Yawn.

  139. Just around the corner... by CognitiveFusion · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else feel like they are inside a box trying to find a corner to walk around? I'll believe it when I see it, and then I still probably won't buy it.

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  140. Re:okay.. not really relevant by netwiz · · Score: 1

    well, inasmuch as the borg are _written_ to be big and scary, sure, it doesn't seem like much of a life, but if you're simply a digital copy of a mind that occasionally inhabits a semi-meat body...

    Furthermore, there wouldn't be much of a meat body anyway. Besides, you could make the outside look just like normal Homo sapiens sapiens, and assuming we've figured neuronal functions out well enough to build an artificial replacement, I'm pretty sure that the sensory experience of being in my supposed manufactured body could be made to exactly duplicate that of being in a live body.

    Plus, the prospect of neuron-by-neuron replacement whilst still going about your daily life would draw much fewer complaints from the more luddite elements of our society. If you're only replacing one brain cell, how is that so different from having a myoelectric arm? and if you're only replacing two cells? Three? Three dozen? Half? All? Where would you draw the line? If you've built a functioning replica of someone's brain while they're still using it, and there's a perfect copy of them inside, it's still them, right? There's been no real death there, has there? I mean, if alcoholics kill millions of brain cells on a regular basis, and we still call them human, what's the difference in simply having brain cells replaced one by one with a mechanical analogue?

  141. Scales up fast by obtuse · · Score: 1

    The really compelling thing about this to me is something I realized in studying the human brain. The sheer number of interconnections dwarfs the number of transistors we can manufacture in a short time.

    To get a structure of that size and complexity, biology wins with exponential growth rather than linear.

    For example, say your cell population doubles every half hour. In 32 hours you have 2^64 cells. Try to get to build that nunber of interconnected devices in one structure with any linear process.

    Biology has always seemed to be the only way to get to large and complex enough structures to be truly interesting.

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  142. Re:okay.. not really relevant by TummyX · · Score: 1

    Does it have rapid auto fire like some of those old C64 joysticks?

  143. Hey, don't knock the Borg... by BerntB · · Score: 1
    Need I say more? Your idea sounds like the beginning of that.....
    Quite a few frustrated net people would love to be embraced and extended by the Borg -- to get acceptable net speed...

    Wireless brain connections to integrate minds must be lots of MBps! (Besides, considering the average american waist line -- it wouldn't hurt that badly in the looks department, either.)

    :-)

    That was that karma...

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  144. What About The Blue Screen Of Death?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will it be Virtual or Real?

  145. EULA by floydman · · Score: 1

    Then we can call it the M$ EBOLA instead of the M$ EULA

    "You one eyed Pirate..."

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  146. translation... by Vaughn+Anderson · · Score: 1

    "Computers Will Be Built By Living Cells"

    [Translation]

    "Computer Will Be Built By [People]"

  147. Nobel Prize is up for grab! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who's going to make the first clone.

  148. exponential growth in more ways than one by Cappy+Red · · Score: 1

    Two thoughts struck me reading that news post-

    Cells and growing things within the body occasionally go haywire. Appart from the whole "what does it eat" issue, what happens when the bacteria decides to get really super productive with buildin' your brain? Do you enter into an "old lady who swallowed a fly" syndrome, and start sucking down counter bacteria, or do you get really smart before you get really screwed?

    Objects not quite around the corner may be closer than they appear. Technological progress is going faster and faster. I don't think this is as far off as the post implies. Hell, we've got Borg rats, how far off can this really be?

    *honk*

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  149. Size of circuits by jasnam · · Score: 1

    Zepalesque, smaller circuits have higher processing power, so ideally, you'd want to have as small a circuit as possible while not so small that you'd run into problems with Heisenberg's Principle.

    Therefore, computers made by biomaterials are likely to have higher processing power due to the smaller size of their circuits.

  150. life as a machine by Infonaut · · Score: 1
    I don't see this as a flame-war. I'm actually quite intrigued by your comments, even if I don't necessarily agree with them. I honestly haven't ever had a discussion with anyone who feels that our biological selves should be discarded in favor of machine bodies.

    Your dismissal of emotion and the appeal to a more logic-derived interaction with the world is actually a bit chilling. I mean, do you honestly think that it's merely your brain that makes you human? I suppose a better question would be whether you consider being human necessary. It sounds as though if given the chance, you'd gladly discard the biologic trappings of your humanity in exchange for a "better-designed" manufactured set of atoms to do your brain's bidding.

    If we could weed out greed and lust and fear and love and hate and all of the other pesky emotions through some sort of replicatable process, what would we be? I'd personally rather not go through "life" as a glorified assembly-line robot, interacting with a world full of similarly inhuman individuals. Sure, we wouldn't be beholden to the ruthless DNA that is trying to keep the species alive, but would a life composed purely of abstract reasoning and problem-solving truly be worth living?

    As a side-note, I still don't buy the argument about how vulnerable we are in meat-form. I mean, we're the most successful critters on earth (bacteria, cockroaches, yes, yes, but using technology we can already live in extremes that no other earth critter can match), and although diseases still affect humans, in the industrialized world death by disease is statistically minimal. Predators that can actually hunt humans? You proved my point. The fact that they won't attack humans means that humans with our puny meat-bodies have successfully defeated such predators through technology (most of which is no more advanced than a pole with something sharp at the end). You could argue that without technology to enhance our puny bodies, we'd be unable to do this, but that same argument would apply to the notion of "manufactured" human bodies. When's the last time your found a car, server, bicycle, space shuttle, etc., that was free of defects and self-sustaining?

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  151. Re:Yeah. Right. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    > Your brain takes what it needs, which is a fixed amount

    No, it isn't. The harder you think, the more energy your brain needs to suck up. One way scientists study which parts of the brain do which jobs is to record how much glucose takeup there is in the various parts of the brain during various different mental activities. And see the other reply to this about "bonk". Why do you think you can't think when you're truly exhausted?

    Chris Mattern

  152. Re:Yeah. Right. by ScorpioIlya · · Score: 1

    If you had a calculator that was hard-wired even peripherally to your brain, it would be of great help. The human brain isn't designed to execute lots of instructions sequentially, that are required for computation, but is designed to execute many instructions in parallel based on the connectionist model. Having an on-board calculator for humans, would be equivelant to a pentuim processor all of a sudden acquiring a semantic dictionary, and a 'relevance' database, so it could quickly discount irrelevant stimuli. P.S. in case that doesn't seem like a big deal, context and relevance are some of the biggest reasons why facial recognition fails quite often, and some of the greatest challenges in AI.

  153. We are all zerg by ExEleven · · Score: 1

    Is it starting to look like we are becomeing like the zerg is starcraft. Or have I played to many computer games.