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  1. Re:Red Flag on Electric Cars May Be Made Noisier By Law · · Score: 1

    I can't imagine an electric motorcycle would be much fun either.

    I do have an electric motorcycle (Home built.) and it is a blast to ride. Virtually unlimited torque, so far I do not know what the top speed is.
    Technically I suppose it is a hybrid. But it is a properly designed hybrid. The drive train is all electric, with an internal combustion system for recharging only when the batteries run down. As soon as I get the automatic recharging system working reliably it will be one awesome machine.

  2. Re:2010 isn't over yet... on The 57 Lamest Tech Moments of 2010 · · Score: 1

    Thank you for that.
    I can just imagine watching RMS's head explode when he had to present either of those items.
    I will be smiling all day thinking about that. :)

  3. Theory on Microsoft Kills Office Anti-Piracy Program · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My theory is that they are scrapping it because it worked. If it works, people can't run their pirated copy of Office whatever, and instead of running out to the store like a good little lemming to buy the latest MS Office. They instead go and download OpenOffice, LibreOffice, or just start using Google Apps.

    LibreOffice is good enough for me.

  4. Re:Didn't they just ban on US Army Considers a Smartphone For Every Soldier · · Score: 1

    If I told you once, I told you a million times, Stop exaggerating!!!!

  5. Re:So, the system works? on Retailers Dread Phone-Wielding Shoppers · · Score: 1

    It took me a while to learn this, but you are SO right.
    Any time I have bought clothes at walmart I have discovered that the "great deal" I thought I was getting was not so great once I washed the clothes a couple of times, and they shrunk, fell apart, or just looked like shit coming out of the dryer. I gave up and started buying clothes for more expensive retailers, these clothes have seem to be much more durable. So I get to waste less time shopping for clothes.

  6. Re:So, the system works? on Retailers Dread Phone-Wielding Shoppers · · Score: 1

    You forgot the most important thing about Corvettes.

    Everyone who sees you driving it assumes that you have a really really really small penis.

  7. Re:So, the system works? on Retailers Dread Phone-Wielding Shoppers · · Score: 1

    My brother has a 5 year old Harley, and I have a 30 year old Honda CB900 Custom. On a riding trip we will occasionally switch off and ride each others bikes, so I can tell you having ridden both the Harley has something, I do not know what, but it is special.
    That said my 30 year old Honda is smother, quieter, easier to ride, more reliable, and sexier.
    For example: The day I picked up my CB900, my brother and I went for a ride. We stopped at a bar where a lot of motorcyclists stop, and within minutes I had 3 guys checking out my bike and ignoring the two Harley's parked next to it.

  8. Re:"awesomely bad 80s graphics" on 'Tron: Legacy' Director Explains the Tron World · · Score: 1

    I bought my first modem not long after watching Wargames. Side note Wargames was the first movie I ever went to without parents.

  9. Re:Truth matters? on EasyDNS Falsely Accused of Unplugging WikiLeaks · · Score: 1

    Do you honestly believe you are not enslaved? How cute.

  10. Re:No soap operas on the radio on PC Era Forecasted To End In 18 Months · · Score: 1

    Not quite what you are looking for, but awesome anyway.
    http://radio.macinmind.com/
    Old time Radio plays.

  11. Re:Secrets and Traps - a cracker's bread and butte on Vuvuzelas Blare On Pirated Copies of Music Game · · Score: 1

    Try it some time. I have walked out on a restaurant bill several times, when I felt the food was bad. Just be sure that you leave most of the food on the table in case law enforcement are called.
    I have also walked out without paying for a haircut where my hair was butchered.

    The people in whatever establishment have no authority to hold you. They can try a citizens arrest, but you simply laugh and walk away. If they touch you, you can successfully sue for assault. 99 times out of 100 the cops won't even show up for a someone walking out on a meal bill.

  12. Oh happy day on PC Era Forecasted To End In 18 Months · · Score: 4, Funny

    This will probably mean the end of Microsoft as well.
    Likely the beginning of the Year of Linux on the desktop as well.

  13. Re:Credit Card data? on Apple Impasse With Magazines Over Subscriber Data · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just because you can't work at home doesn't mean you have to wear pants.

  14. Re:viva le WIKILEAKS on DOJ Ramping Up Crackdown On Copyright-Infringing Sites · · Score: 1

    Freedom costs a buck-o-five dude

    I downloaded the movie that came from... And don't call me dude.

  15. Re:Vatican on Single Software Licence Shared 774,651 Times · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I don't covet my neighbors ass.
    His wife's ass on the other hand is amazing. ;) Fortunately there is an exploitable loophole in the commandments.

  16. I like big girls... on Women Hide Stolen Goods In Their Body Fat · · Score: 1

    but I can't help but think if these two ate a little less maybe they could afford to buy the goods they were caught steeling.

  17. Re:Man in the middle on Foodtubes Proposes Underground, Physical Internet · · Score: 3, Funny

    So no using it to send lobster I guess...

    His name is Doctor Zoidberg to you!

  18. Re:Man in the middle on Foodtubes Proposes Underground, Physical Internet · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't call me Shirley.

  19. Re:Antivirus? on AVG 2011 Update Causes Widespread Problems For 64-Bit Windows · · Score: 1

    In my opinion. the last versions of Netscape were huge bloated and just about unusable. With a terrible interface for email. As I recall at the time I used Eudora for email.

  20. Re:A $! verdict? on Google Loses Street View Suit, Forced To Pay $1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Notify all local media outlets.
    And bring my own camera crew so I could post the whole think on youtube.

  21. Re:A $! verdict? on Google Loses Street View Suit, Forced To Pay $1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope they enjoy their $1.
    If I were in charge at Google, I would go in person to deliver then an enormous $1 cheque.

  22. Re:Antivirus? on AVG 2011 Update Causes Widespread Problems For 64-Bit Windows · · Score: 1

    Could I replace your Thunderbird with SeaMonkey/Mozilla Suite or Opera?

    No. I have found that all in one solutions generally do not do anything well. Remember the last versions of Netscape?
    Opera is for people who feel the need to be different so that they can be different.

  23. Re:Antivirus? on AVG 2011 Update Causes Widespread Problems For 64-Bit Windows · · Score: 1

    Is it even possible to have broadband these days and not have a router or gateway acting as a hardware firewall.

    Yes it is. My sister had exactly that, until I brought her a cheep router.

    I use webmail anyway (doesn't everyone?).

    No! I hate webmail! You can take my Thunderbird when you pry it from my cold dead hands!

  24. Re:Why terminate? on Social Media Accounts Part of Deceased Oklahomans' Estates · · Score: 1

    Try corpsebook.com
    cadaverbook.com
    wormfood.com
    kickedthebucket.com

  25. Re:Other Uses on Aquarium Uses Eel Powered Christmas Lights · · Score: 1

    It has already been done. Hence, my hovercraft is full of eels.