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  1. Don't forget... on Patent Troll Targeting Users of Scanners; Wants $1000/Employee · · Score: -1

    ...to pay your $900 licensing fee you cock smoking teabaggers!

  2. I know what will help RMS on Free Software Foundation Campaigning To Stop UEFI SecureBoot · · Score: -1

    Cunt flaps. Seriously that guy needs to get laid... BIG TIME. But he is more likely to hit on 6 year olds than women his own age.

  3. Re:Wait, what? on Oracle Solaris 11 Express Released · · Score: -1

    Sun did a good job of killing themselves off considering Solaris hasn't been good since version 8

  4. Don't forget... on Google Wants To Ease News Browsing With Fast Flip · · Score: -1

    Twitter used a penis pump so he could put his dick in his own ass

  5. Re:First Vote on Pirate Party Coming To Canada · · Score: -1, Troll

    Because you love being a theif you stealing cunt!

  6. Re:Set fail... on New HDMI 1.4 Spec Set To Confuse · · Score: -1

    Now if you let people pay TO rub them between the breasts of virgins I don't think any of us would be mocking them quite so much.

    Damn humour has gone downhill around here. Thats what you get for being pizza faced gee

  7. Re:of course it means something numbnuts on Is Linux's "Overall Market Share" Statistic Meaningful? · · Score: -1

    If you ask twitter, he will tell you that numbers have been riged and its more like 10%

  8. Re:I've done that on Microsoft Cancels EU Antitrust Hearing · · Score: -1

    You sir are a cunt! Stop ruining it for the rest of us!

  9. ATTENTION! on Debian GNU/Linux 5.0 "Lenny" Released · · Score: -1
    And NOW announcing the latest Debian offshoot... TwitterOS!!!!

    This one detects when you are trying to install TrueType core fonts and sends a kill -9 with output reading...

    bash: OS doesn't help users install M$ junk!

  10. Re:that is true, Defective by Design. on Universal Disk Encryption Spec Finalized · · Score: -1

    Got some sand in your vagina again twitter? You just cant help but whine and bitch about shit just because your religion is getting outsold by Windows and its been this way forever and it will be that way forever

    You going to have to get over the fact that Windows is a good product!

    Until then I have the worlds smallest violin playing for you

    Leave the trolling to the professionals cunt!

  11. Re:Imagine... on India Will Show Its $10 Laptop Prototype · · Score: -1

    1994 called and said they want their gimmick back, and by the way wanted to call you back about your base belonging to them?

  12. Re:FP on We're In Danger of Losing Our Memories · · Score: 0, Funny

    There was a girl I knew

    Haha, your funny! I like you!

  13. Re:First post on Global Warming Irreversible, NOAA Scientist Finds · · Score: -1

    Well played you smarmy cunt! Now go take a head start in that dying thing you were talking about!

  14. Re:Obama will save us! on Linus Switches From KDE To Gnome · · Score: -1

    Jesus was a cunt!

  15. This guy's a cunt! on How To Diagnose a Suddenly Slow Windows Computer? · · Score: -1
  16. Re:GNAA on First Earth-Sized Exoplanet May Have Been Found · · Score: -1

    Get off your high horse you cunt! Some of us just like to speak the truth.

    We cant help it that we're not 25 year old pizza faced virgins!

  17. Re:Lord have mercy! on Quantum Cloaking Makes Molecules Invisible · · Score: -1, Funny

    How about less KFC and more zit cream you 4 eye'd pizza faced WoW humping trekie cunt!

  18. Re:OMGITSSOOOOOSHINY on Study Finds iPhone Twice As Reliable As BlackBerry · · Score: -1

    I for one thinks renegadesx is a twitter sockpuppet and deserves to get a cunt punt!

  19. I for one... on Nintendo Announces Wii Wireless Router · · Score: -1

    ...think SuperMonkeyCube deserves a cunt punt!

  20. You know the best way to deal with Twitter? on Microsoft To Buy $100M More SUSE Support Vouchers · · Score: -1

    Cunt punt!

  21. You know the best way to deal with your mother? on Bees Help Detectives Catch Serial Killers · · Score: -1

    Cunt punt!

  22. You know the best way to deal with the RIAA? on Collegiate Resistance To RIAA In Michigan · · Score: -1

    Cunt punt!

  23. You know hte best way to deal with chinks? on China to Build a Zero-Carbon Green City · · Score: -1

    Cunt punt!

  24. You know the best way to deal with FP's? on Using My PC For Plain Old Telephone Service? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Cunt punt!

  25. You know the best way to deal with US Authorities? on Hacking Ring Nabbed By US Authorities · · Score: -1, Troll

    Cunt punt!