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  1. Re:The Sun on What Objects To Focus On For School Astronomy? · · Score: 0

    You beat me to it by 2 seconds. you sir, are a bastard and a charlatan Looking through a telescope at the sun will be an experience they will never forget.

  2. Meanwhile... on some remote distant planet on Physicists Discover How To Teleport Energy · · Score: 0

    Zarblot the 1st, King of Gygax IV was killed today by a freak power surge which seemed to come from nowhere. Scientist later traced the power back to some remote backwater planet known as E arth. Full scale invasion to begin tomorrow. More news at 11.

  3. Re:Great segue on Craig Mundie Wants "Internet Driver's Licenses" · · Score: 0

    Damn, you beat me to it. Only if there was some kind of license that you had, that I could have revoked for "beating me to the punch".

  4. Re:This has its perks on Making It Hard For Extraterrestrials To Hear Us · · Score: 2, Funny

    James Cameron? Is that you?

  5. Re:Shock news! high income tempts youth into crime on Interview With a Convicted 419 Scammer · · Score: 0

    yeah just because you think your a good boss doesn't mean you are one. Everyone probably thinks your a jerkoff, they just don't want to piss off the boss. JERK OFF!

  6. Re:Well, at least the rest don't do this. on TSA's Sloppy Redacting Reveals All · · Score: 0

    That's, um... That's an interesting theory. With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.

  7. Re:High quality! on In Test, Windows 7 Vulnerable To 8 Out of 10 Viruses · · Score: 0, Informative

    even if they did require the permission the average slack jawed yokel windows user will just click allow anyway.

  8. Re:Then again on Bionic Eye Gives Blind Man Sight · · Score: -1

    but can it play crysis?

  9. Re:sacred cow killing! on Stephen Hawking Going To Canada · · Score: -1

    doubt you will ever see him running for anything. Ever!

  10. Re:Here's your answer.. on Interviewing Experienced IT People? · · Score: -1

    but some people are more equal than others! Thank Orwell for the insight

  11. Re:In other news on Northrop Grumman Markets Weaponized Laser System · · Score: -1

    Weaponized sharks are unfortunately a thing of the past. NG has moved on to large wooden badgers.

  12. Re:Definately certification books on Which Computer Books For Prisoners? · · Score: -1

    the A+ CERT is as bout as useless as a giving a computer book to someone that didn't have a computer.

  13. Finally on New 4100 Lumen Flashlight Can Set Things On Fire · · Score: -1

    Finally, A weapon capable of destroying the ultimate weapon, the board w/ a nail in it.

  14. Re:Jeff Goldblum is Always Right on Engineered Mosquitoes Could Wipe Out Dengue Fever · · Score: 1, Funny

    How did he know the aliens weren't running a Linux Distro or worse Windows? I would have guessed the mother ship was running Windows Server because of how easy it was to attack all the other workstati... I mean smaller attack ships.

  15. Re:Didn't we learn on Engineered Mosquitoes Could Wipe Out Dengue Fever · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah it was called Joe's Apartment. I still have Dengue Fever from that one.

  16. Re:Genetically Engineered Mosquitoes on Engineered Mosquitoes Could Wipe Out Dengue Fever · · Score: 0

    I take it that you went to UF. BTW who cares about a wiki link. They can be changed to whatever an editor feels like changing the text to as we here at slashdot have seen time and time again.

  17. Genetically Engineered Mosquitoes on Engineered Mosquitoes Could Wipe Out Dengue Fever · · Score: 0, Interesting

    WTF? I live in Florida. Several, Several years ago a couple of genius scientists at the University of Florida thought it would be a great idea to release Love Bugs into our environment to breed with the mosquitoes and effectively make them sterile. Well, if anyone has ever been to Florida during the summer, then you know that not only are there an ass load of huge fucking mosquitoes but also a shit load of love bugs. Way to go UF~! So now lets releases genetically engineered super mosquitoes into the environment. Things will be much better!

    Also all hail our new high powered mosquito overlords!

  18. bam! on Groklaw Explains the Cyberlaw "Trademark" · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I believe the preferred nomenclature is Asian American.

  19. Re:didn't they invent the internet? on US Policy Would Allow Government Access to Any Email · · Score: 0

    yeah Darpa and Gore gave rise to this vile creation. Personally, PGP and Tor are a wonderful thing.

  20. Re:That's a laugh! on US Satellites Dodging Chinese Missile Debris · · Score: 0

    gotta agree with the fact that we are one of the most violent nations on the face of the earth. The United States Military is constantly involved in at least 8 to 10 major conflicts with foreign governments per year (that the news actually reports, who know how many we really participate in). The U.S. is currently the largest distributor of firearms to third world countries. Its easier and cheaper to give militants guns than fight their war for them. You have never been to the middle east so I doubt you have any real understanding of how life is really like overseas except for what you see on CNN. What you see on TV (the violence) is more based on survival and beliefs than that pure unadulterated violence. That's what a lot of people don't understand. These people are not ignorant savages that need to be saved by the mighty U.S. but they fight for survival, freedom, and their beliefs, much like the U.S. did roughly 230 years ago. Average Joe America does not see how they live, what life means to a Middle Easterner, things are different for them. Anyway kind of got off on a tangent there. For example just watch American television. No sex, its almost all violence. Its how Americans are raised. Its our lives, and thats what were used to. I was trying to go somewhere else with this but Captain Morgan ruined that for me. We are all violent in our own ways. Just leave it at that. Animalistic Behavior at its finest.

  21. Re:of course they did on 12 Florida Schools Pass Anti-Evolution Resolutions · · Score: 0

    I unfortunately live in Florida. Evolution flows backwards here (especially in Pembroke Pines). And if evolution did exist here, the locals evolved from the Skunk Ape (Google it... its a real Florida legend). I mean that would explain everything wrong with this state.

  22. Re:That is making a speaker inside things on Material Turns All Surfaces into Stereo · · Score: 0

    one step closer to the Minority Report.

  23. Re:... what? on The Afterlife Is Expensive for Digital Movies · · Score: 0

    18 months is a lot longer than the Half -life of the highly unstable molecule known as Windows Vista. A typical WvU molecule degrades at an expontential rate after an install. Some theorizes that "Vista" is simply the radiated cousin of OSX/lINUX molecules that reached critical mass after being exposed to a can of super compressed monkeys. Well, super compressed monkeys soaked in gasoline, to be used for the first effective light speed version of whack a whole.

  24. Re:good idea, bad implementation on Egypt to Copyright Pyramids and Sphynx · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    being an IPTHEIST. I don't believe in the existence of an IP. IPconfig and IFconfig are created by tcp blasphemers in an attempt to prove the existence of the IP.

  25. Re:A slogan on Toshiba Builds Ultra-Small Nuclear Reactor · · Score: 0

    IN case you don't know, Most countries have nuclear capabilities, but most countries that are not in a position to become a world power do not divulge this information. Why build a dirty bomb to take out a few hundred ppl, when a fission bomb can reduce multiple city blocks to smoldering rubble (depending on the size and purity of the nuclear weapon). The basis of how easy it is to build nuclear arms is from the original design of the Fat Boy bomb that leveled Nagasaki in WW2.