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  1. Starring Trey Parker on No Space Porn (For Now) · · Score: 1

    Zero-Gzmo?

  2. Re:Cloud is over-rated... on Sending Excess Load To the Cloud? · · Score: 1

    Perhaps he meant alma mater of none.

  3. Cue the colonists on Mars Lander Sees Falling Snow · · Score: 2, Funny

    Global warming putting a damper on your ski vacations in the Alps or Rockies? Not a problem!

  4. Re:Interesting. on "Pull" Barcode Scanning Could Be Android's Killer App · · Score: 1

    I remember those Symbol devices, and they had a dedicated laser scanner that could reliably scan a bar code from a good distance while held at various angles. In other words, they were rather expensive, specialized devices. Now, of course, every phone has a camera, and some clever software makes the camera work as reliably as those old laser scanners? That does sound like something new.

  5. Coincidence? on NASA Upgrades Weather Research Supercomputer · · Score: 1, Funny

    NASA Engineer: "You know, chief, I've been thinking. I bet we could just about triple the performance of this thing if we supercooled it."
    Manager: "Super what?"
    Engineer: "Chilled it to absolute zero, like in the large hadron supercollider. Speeds up the electrons."
    Manager: "What would you need to do that?"
    Engineer: "Oh, I don't know, maybe... a ton of liquid helium?"

  6. Re:Why do companies do this? on Microsoft To Buy Back $40bn of Its Shares · · Score: 3, Funny

    I understand cars and would love to help you out, but, unfortunately, I don't understand analogies. Are they anything like cars?

  7. Re:MBAs are idiots when it comes to technology on Stanford Teaching MBAs How To Fight Open Source · · Score: 1

    You are making a sweeping generalization, of course. I earned an MBA in 2000, and I'd estimate that a third of the students at my school were engineers, pretty bright and interesting people, too, and not all bound for Wall Street finance jobs. My study group included a Stanford-trained engineer who remains one of the smartest guys I know. He's working on optical routers and he is as technically competent as they come.

    So there.

  8. No, I'm sorry, can't accept that on Microsoft Uses "I'm a PC" Character In New Ads · · Score: 2, Funny

    and a guy with a beard.

    Okay, you had me up until that point, but this campaign is as doomed as the previous. We all know which operating system guys with beards use.

  9. For you warlocks in the crowd on Human-Powered Vehicle Speed Competition · · Score: 1

    Here's a great idea: cook up a human child to make flying potion. Then just kind of hover over Battle Mountain until all the dweebs on their bikes are looking at you, jaws dropped, then say something like "Hey, I got your fastest human-powered vehicle right here!" as you glide effortlessly over the horizon. That would be so cool.

  10. Re:This is something new on Peru To Be First To Put Windows On OLPC Laptop · · Score: 1

    Putting a pig on lipstick

    That'll never fly.

  11. Re:Just what we need, more toxins in environment on Nanotech Paint To Kill Bacteria · · Score: 1

    I wish I had mod points for you. I have heard reporting on the possible hazards of nano particles in sunscreens. They are small enough to pass right through the skin into the blood stream. And then what happens? We don't really know. But if there's a chance they could behave like, say, asbestos, why rush into it? You know, asbestos was used on movie sets to simulate snow before we found out how harmful it was. Just one classic example of assuming cool new stuff is safe.

  12. Dumb title on Apple Losing Touchscreen War · · Score: 1

    "Losing the war?" Only if somehow Samsung and Motorola's larger market share confers a strategic advantage in supplying devices with multi-touch screens. Balda supplies Apple -- do they supply the other guys as well, and are quantity discounts significant enough to marginalize all but Samsung and Motorola?

  13. Cell phone implant joke punch line on Seinfeld-Windows TV Ad Anything But 'Delicious' · · Score: 1

    Gates wiggles his rear to answer in the affirmative

    I thought that meant he was receiving a "fax." Isn't that how that old joke goes?

  14. Re:Amazing! on Oldest Skeleton In New World Discovered · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sarah Palin's world view

    Paleolithic?

  15. Re:I figured out their business plan: on Cuil Proves the Bubble Is Back · · Score: 2, Insightful

    These startups are notorious for their vague business plans. They don't take the time to do the math. They just kind of give their impressions of how they think their revenue will add up. Sheesh!

  16. Re:Has to be said... on $250 Freescale-Based "Green" "Cloud" Computer · · Score: 1

    no risk of viruses

    It's virgin territory.

  17. Rookie mistake on Switching To Solar Power – One Month Later · · Score: 4, Funny

    You forgot to engage the hydropower backup generator.

  18. Re:Dennis Nedry? on Disgruntled Engineer Hijacks San Francisco's Computer System · · Score: 1

    Not if it's a UNIX system :)

  19. Tuner's dream on VW Concept Microcar Gets 235 MPG · · Score: 1

    If you shoehorned a Subaru WRX all-wheel drivetrain into this thing, you'd have some serious acceleration.

  20. Re:George Lucas-esque... on Lost Footage of "Metropolis" Found · · Score: 4, Funny

    Please, oh please don't tell me that Freder shoots first.

  21. These go to 81 on Is Today's Web Still 'the Web'? · · Score: 1

    You see, most blokes, you know, will be httping at port 80. You're on 80 here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on 80. Where can you go from there? Where?

  22. Re:The "thrifty" market on The Microsoft Office Rental Program · · Score: 1

    Where does it end?

    Usually after about a thousand sheets.

  23. The "thrifty" market on The Microsoft Office Rental Program · · Score: 4, Interesting

    in a bid to reach thrifty PC buyers who would otherwise pass on productivity software.

    I'm pretty sure that's me, and I use Google docs. It's a natural since I have never bought my own printer in twenty years. When I need to print something, I do it at work, or the public library or Kinko's. So tell me why I'd pay $70 per year for Word?

  24. Re:Now to find out what it does. on New Map IDs the Core of the Human Brain · · Score: 1

    and, of course, a kill switch

  25. Youngsters on Discovery of a "Flat" Atom Hailed as Quantum Computing Breakthrough · · Score: 4, Funny

    Back in my day, the President of the United States declared that arsenic counted as a vegetable in our school lunches, and although we didn't much like the taste, we all did our part to defeat the commies and make the world free. And this is the thanks the next generation has for us -- gettin' all uppity about using it in computers. Sheesh!