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  1. It MUST be R-rated! on Dreamworks Acquires Rights for Ghost in the Shell · · Score: 1

    If they release a PG-13 version for the theaters and then an "unrated" version on DVD (OK, Blu-Ray) I'm boycotting on moral principle. It's gotta be the cussin-hard-drinkin-chain-smokin-inappropriate-office-attire- runnin-around-nekkid-sexual-tension-filled-hundred-million-bullets version fans will expect, or all that CGI will be for naught.

  2. Re:Ambivelant about this on Dreamworks Acquires Rights for Ghost in the Shell · · Score: 1

    As GITS2:Innocence demonstrated, even the people who should know what they're doing could fuk* it up.

    (* I'm at work.)

  3. Latest iMac as a POS terminal on Can You Access Your Own Cash Register Data? · · Score: 1

    I saw this at a brand-new bright-and-shiny coffee 'n muffin shop here in Brooklyn. This screams "out of business in six months" to me, blowing that much cheddar on something a Pentium II (if not a 486) could do, unless someone here thinks different.

  4. Is calling an OS 'aging'... on Vista is Slower, But XP Is Still Dying · · Score: 1

    Is calling an OS 'aging' the same as calling it 'stable'?

  5. For the real 1994 internet experience.. on The Original mcom.com Revived · · Score: 1

    Try downloading from FTP, read and post to newsgroups, and surf the web using just your text-only e-mail account. Back in the day some universities set up e-mail bots that would let you do just that. You e-mail them the properly formatted e-mail, they shoot you back a whole mess of text - uu-encoded in the case of files (life before MIME). For free!! If all you had was e-mail this was a veritable boon.

    To surf the web, you e-mail them a URL, they'd shoot back a LYNX-style copy of the page, with numbers next the links. Send back the number, they send back that page. And so on. Another service sent you back the entire web page - graphics and all! But by fax.

    True story - I wanted to use the FTP e-mail servers but of course everything was coming back uu-encoded. Where to get a uu-decoder? I posted my dilemma to a newsgroup (using e-mail!) and a very kind person snail-mailed me a floppy, along with a bunch of other EXEs and manuals he was able to fit. Nice.

  6. Re:Nice :) on The Original mcom.com Revived · · Score: 1

    The funny thing is that with this MCOM web page HTML mission creep is already well under way, the page's author trying to lay out hypertext in ways Tim Berners-Lee probably never intended. "You're chopping the word up in the hyperlink into two different fonts just to make the first letter bigger?! How's a webcrawler gonna understand that?! Whattsamattawityou?!" (smackety-smackety-smackety...)

  7. Re:Kick on New BigDog Robot Video · · Score: 1

    It more reminded me of a two guys carrying a couch up a flight of stairs. In a hurry. With much better coordination.

  8. Re:Triticale will probably kick it's butt on Newly Discovered Fungus Threatens World Wheat Crop · · Score: 1

    It's a Russian inwenshun.

  9. Re:My personal experience with my IT staff on The Disconnect Between Management and the Value of IT · · Score: 1

    How often does your computer crash, freeze up, get infected, cannot connect to the network, etc? When was the last time your company was sued for violating a software license or a terms of service agreement? If the answer is "hardly ever" then your IT department is probably doing their job right. Now go through the damn approval process already. Once the application is approved for you there'll probably be dozens of other staff at your company that want to install it too that won't have to go through all the trouble.

  10. Re:I'm your neighbor, and I drink your milkshake! on Verizon, Fiber Or Die? · · Score: 1

    So you mean the internet is like a series of tubes?

  11. Re:It's all misleading on NASA to Test Emergency Ability of New Spacecraft · · Score: 1

    I was just thinking that - all these pagan names! This is a Christian nation after all. "The Mary Magdalene achieved orbit around Mars today, while the Nicodemus lander safely touched down on Utopia Planitia.."

  12. Thank goodness for useful idiots on Air Force Emails Sensitive Information to Tourism Site · · Score: 1

    Under similar circumstances, the 2004 US election caging list controversy , where the Republican party was attempting to have thousands of African-Americans taken off the voter rolls, was revealed when sensitive e-mails were addressed to a George Bush parody site instead of the W's actual re-election site. The caging list wound its way into the hands of Greg Palast and the BBC and the rest is history.

  13. Re:moto on Rush Limbaugh Begs Steve Jobs For Bug Fixes · · Score: 1

    I listen to Rush just for laughs too! I religiously tune him in 3 hours a day just so I can shake my head and mutter "What kinds of idiots actually listen to this crap?!" O.o

  14. Re:Letter from Ballmer to Yahoo! Board on Microsoft Bids $44.6 Billion For Yahoo · · Score: 3, Funny

    You left out the post-it note on the letter - "Jeffry, Roy - We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Remember - I know where you all live."

  15. And in this corner... on Cell Phone Radiation Detectors Proposed to Protect Against Nukes · · Score: 1

    In New York City there's a city councilman pushing an effort to (you sitting down?) force owners of biological, chemical, and radiological hazard detectors to register the devices with the police. This is to prevent widespread panic that can result from false positives which, as the article points out, has never actually happened. More likely to prevent citizens from monitoring air quality on their own (think the WTC cleanup.) Thankfully the city's science community had a conniption and has managed to put the kibosh on the effort - for now.

  16. Americans are waiting for the price to crash on Why Americans Don't Buy DVD Recorders · · Score: 1

    Remember when VCRs were expensive as hell? An investment? Now you can pick one up at ShopRite for $40 along with your Bud and Cheezits and bag-o-salad. At their current price - $180 or so - the psychological barrier is too much to use it as a VCR replacement. Get them around $99 retail and we're good to go. (I once saw an ad for a Protron DVD recorder for about $50 but the online reviews brickbatted it.)

  17. And feel this surface! on Nanotubes Form The Darkest Material Yet Created · · Score: 1

    You can't! It's totally frictionless! This must be one mother of a mover!

  18. Re:Gibson called it... on Cocaine Vaccine In the Works · · Score: 1

    Yep - of course just like it'd happen in the real world, he simply finds a drug that goes around the blocks. (it's called 'betaphenethylamine' in the book; based on the description of its effects Gibson could have called it 'sildenafil citrate'. /smirk/ )

  19. Re:Mother on the Internet on Just What is this ASUS Eee Thing Anyway? · · Score: 1

    We bought one for our 70-something relatives for Xmas to replace their no-internet Win95 second-hand PC. We'll see how it goes. I do plan to hook it up to a full-size keyboard/monitor/mouse as an option from the smaller keyboard and screen.

  20. Re:Tatas on The World's Cheapest Car Set To Launch · · Score: 1

    Oh, the folks at Tata don't find this sort of allusion to their name funny at all. Although their distate for it does result in unintentionally amusing legal documentation.

    More cars in India's megacities? There's some good news....

  21. Hollywood learns from Agrentina on Writers Guild Members Look to Internet Distribution · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you can't get an agreement with the bosses, just take over the damn factory and run it yourself! http://www.thetake.org/index.cfm?page_name=synopsis It looks like the strike will be settled one deal at a time, like they just did with David Letterman. ( http://gothamist.com/2007/12/29/wga_update_real.php ). The power of the AMPTP has been seriously underminded. The writers will get deals eventually. After all, without writers, how will they make reality TV shows?

  22. Re:how do you bury a slashdot story? on Tiny, Morphing, Electricity-Stealing Spy Planes Developed · · Score: 0, Redundant

    How do you bury a Slashdot story
    How do you bury a Slashdot story
    How do you bury a Slashdot story
    Early in the morning?

    Attack their servers with a DOS
    Attack their servers with a DOS
    Attack their servers with a DOS
    Early in the morning

  23. Big deal on Tiny, Morphing, Electricity-Stealing Spy Planes Developed · · Score: 1

    Now self-replicating MAVs, von Neumann stylee, now we're talking about a can of whoop-ass - Step 1 - fly about until you find a good-sized landfill near some power lines...

  24. The exoflood is coming! Start hoarding now! on Why the Coming Data Flood Won't Drown the Internet · · Score: 1

    Download as many cute kitten and Family Guy video snippets as you can! The continuity of western civilization depends on it! RUN! No, wait, don't run - SIT DOWN AND LOG IN!!!

  25. The US Military is outsourcing... on Army Opens New Office of Videogames · · Score: 1

    ...everything from KP to actual combat and this sort of thing they're doing in-house? I suspect this is simply a recruiting tool. "You won't be involved in combat! We'll get you into our game development division! Would I lie to you?"